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God Called The Funny Pictures “Memes”, And The Gathered Content He Called “ONTs”. And God Saw That It Was Good.

Happy Friday everyone! Here is this week's most popular meme, as it was sent to me by 4 different people.

tool.jpg

Fido Friday: Deadeye Dick


I have a teenage son. I feel this meme in my bones

no food.jfif


Fire the graphic artist

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You weren't there, man. I was in the shit


Tonight's question, Running Man edition

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So, where would you go?

Bad news for Biden

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Rise of the machines

This is some scary shit. Imagine each of those drones armed with, oh, a hand grenade, programmed to detonate if it gets within 5 feet of its designated target.

Gen Z remake

Simpa.jpg


I doubt Muldoon could do better

Puntastic.jpg


When intelligence services were honest


Long term prank

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This is absolute truth

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Saving money on drinks


Tonight's puzzle

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** Disclaimer: I am not responsible for the solution to tonight's puzzle **

What's in a name?

Harlotte.jpg


Very lucky or very skilled?


They're going to either love it or be really mad

Savage art.jpg


Sportsball

Sportsball.jpg


A smart military blog: CanCon

The Bomber Command Museum in Nanton, Ab is a must visit if you're in the area. They have one of the very few fully operational Avro Lancasters left. I don't think they fly it, but they do start it up and taxi it into the parking lot a couple of times a year.

Ears pierced while you wait

customers.jpg

What's the most unreasonable request you know of from customers?

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by bees:

bee story.jfif


Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:59 PM




Comments

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1 Oh!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 08, 2024 09:59 PM (PZo5T)

2

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 09:59 PM (oCjPU)

3 First!

Posted by: look whats not at March 08, 2024 09:59 PM (nakGR)

4 Friday ONT

Guaranteed safe for adult consumption

Posted by: mindful webworker - AoS habitue at March 08, 2024 09:59 PM (0QZAr)

5 O fortuna

Posted by: Ciampino - They might regret that at March 08, 2024 09:59 PM (qfLjt)

6 Yay, National Be Nasty Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 09:59 PM (dZVON)

7 Good evening morons and gracias wd

I didn't nood and I liked it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 08, 2024 10:01 PM (RIvkX)

8 Ola Horde. Top 10 maybe?

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at March 08, 2024 10:01 PM (duT0u)

9 I'm not getting the Greenwich coffee thing?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 08, 2024 10:05 PM (AcWfM)

10 Another United Airlines mishap. Apparently 5 this week. Not the same plane but the same airline so that's a flush. Nobody died so not a royal flush.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2024 10:07 PM (KAi1n)

11 I'm not getting the Greenwich coffee thing?

The line sort of misses Greenwich by a little bit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 10:07 PM (dZVON)

12 Harlotte!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 08, 2024 10:07 PM (DpEcY)

13 I'm not getting the Greenwich coffee thing?

That's probably Stockholm Syndrome. Named after the famous Stockholm Prime Meridian.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 08, 2024 10:08 PM (i8VZR)

14 A gentleman builds an impressive shed over his bestest tool.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 10:09 PM (4I/2K)

15 I'm not getting the Greenwich coffee thing?
Posted by: BlackOrchid

"Grenich" is in England.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2024 10:10 PM (KAi1n)

16 Although temperature-wise, 0 degrees at the north pole and south pole is, while above the actual temps, at least below freezing.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2024 10:12 PM (KAi1n)

17 15 I'm not getting the Greenwich coffee thing?
Posted by: BlackOrchid

"Grenich" is in England.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2024 10:10 PM (KAi1n)

Nah, he lived next to Whoville.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2024 10:12 PM (xaFKb)

18 Charlotte the Harlotte

I. Ron Madden

Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at March 08, 2024 10:12 PM (MvA9C)

19 ooooohhhh ok lol I thought it was decently close. it crosses mainland Europe! what do you want, this looks more symmetrical (or something)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 08, 2024 10:12 PM (AcWfM)

20 Excellent content tonight, WD.

Waiting for someone to post the puzzle answer - lazy me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - wut? at March 08, 2024 10:13 PM (0QZAr)

21 A gentleman builds an impressive shed over his bestest tool.
Posted by: Count de Monet

When I was 18 and working grocery, a fat guy and a studly guy got in a row. Studly guy says "you're so fat you haven't seen your dick in a week". Fat guy says "when you have a good tool you build a shed over it." Studly guy says "when you have a good tool you find a warm box for it." Oy. The things you remember.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2024 10:14 PM (KAi1n)

22 Canadian dam busters but their own dams.

Posted by: Dam buster's dog at March 08, 2024 10:15 PM (63Dwl)

23 Damn,, that is one girthy ONT.

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at March 08, 2024 10:16 PM (C1NyB)

24 Today was a splendid day. Warm and clear. The windows were open all over the house. Steaks were grilled outdoors. Dexter sunned himself for several hours. I weeded out back paying special attention to toxic plants like nightshade and nettles.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 08, 2024 10:16 PM (MeG8a)

25 Charlotte the Harlotte

I. Ron Madden
Posted by: Pug Mahon

The only song written solely by Dave Murray.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2024 10:17 PM (KAi1n)

26 Evening, thank you for the ONT WD.

I'm collecting my thoughts and the puzzle is a doozy.

But...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2024 10:17 PM (TDvv2)

27 Greenwich is in England. The line misses England by several hundred miles.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)

28 ooooohhhh ok lol I thought it was decently close. it crosses mainland Europe! what do you want, this looks more symmetrical (or something)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 08, 2024 10:12 PM (AcWfM)

It's kind of hard to read, but it looks like the web address for the coffee company ends in "tr". Transvaal, in South Africa, maybe? could be the "error" is intentional, and is a spoof of some kind.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 10:17 PM (tkR6S)

29
Charlotte the Harlotte

One of those Doctor Zaius books.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2024 10:18 PM (63Dwl)

30 The street artist is funny.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 08, 2024 10:18 PM (4780s)

31 Harlotte. Because Charvey would be weird.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 08, 2024 10:19 PM (Sl3PU)

32 27 Greenwich is in England. The line misses England by several hundred miles.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)

Just like a Boomer to be obsessed with technicalities and hyper-accuracy.

Posted by: Diaper-Soiling Know-Nothing at March 08, 2024 10:20 PM (tEIWD)

33 ooooohhhh ok lol I thought it was decently close. it crosses mainland Europe! what do you want, this looks more symmetrical (or something)

I'm trying to make out the top-level domain in the URL on the coffee cup. I think it's ".tf" which the intertube informs me is "French Southern and Antarctic Lands." So, basically an internet domain for a place with no actual humans.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:21 PM (sNc8Y)

34 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 10:21 PM (OTvdu)

35 Disclaimer: I am not responsible for the solution to tonight's puzzle
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Don't worry, I will be

Posted by: Itchy Banhammer at March 08, 2024 10:21 PM (Dnobf)

36 Street corner artist would make a worthy addition to the Morning Art Thread.

Posted by: Dick Blick at March 08, 2024 10:21 PM (V5BDR)

37 Speaking of tools, today I bought a Whitney metal punch at a yard sale for $15. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

https://tinyurl.com/5d2y7kk3

Looks just like this, but not rusty, and not missing pieces.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 10:22 PM (tkR6S)

38 32 27 Greenwich is in England. The line misses England by several hundred miles.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:17 PM (S6gqv)

Just like a Boomer to be obsessed with technicalities and hyper-accuracy.
Posted by: Diaper-Soiling Know-Nothing at March 08, 2024 10:20 PM (tEIWD)

Facts and accuracy are RAAAAAACIST... (note the obligatory 5 A's in RAAAAACIST).

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2024 10:22 PM (xaFKb)

39 The line made me think of our names for Western Europe, Eastern Europe, near East, Middle East, and far east - the reference point is Rome. The line on the coffee cup almost hits it, but not quite.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:22 PM (S6gqv)

40 OK, I like AOP's answer better than mine.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:22 PM (sNc8Y)

41 Disclaimer: I am not responsible for the solution to tonight's puzzle
-
Don't worry, I will be
Posted by: Itchy Banhammer

Don't be such a 22288668.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 10:23 PM (dZVON)

42 OH forgot ,

This is NATIONAL WOMEN MONTH which actually should be disqualified for the simple fact that the LEFTEST MARXIST PINKOS refuse to define WOMEN and by default...

THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE A MONTH.

SAD EMOJIES

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2024 10:23 PM (TDvv2)

43 Lots to go through. As always, thanks for the amusing ONT, WD.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2024 10:23 PM (V8he0)

44 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. The Russians have resumed their slow grind forward.
2. Two new Russian weapons were spotted. A 500 lb guided glide bomb with jet assist for additional range, and a wire-guided drone that can't be jammed.
3. Macron of France claimed French troops would be sent, if necessary, to defend Kiev and Odessa.  He did not say what would keep the Russians from blasting them with missiles, like they have already done to previous French "volunteers." 

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 08, 2024 10:24 PM (Sl3PU)

45 Yes wonderful ont!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:24 PM (S6gqv)

46 I think I've told this one before, re: Idiotic names

I work in Child Support Enforcement for a time. One of the mothers named her baby girl 'Shi'thead' - pronounced "ShiTade".

That poor kid.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 10:24 PM (OTvdu)

47 Everybody knows Greenwich is in Connecticut. And Greenwich Village is in Manhattan.

Posted by: Rand McNally at March 08, 2024 10:25 PM (V5BDR)

48 If I had to disappear for a while I'd just wander into the nearby Appalachians and hope I don't get shot at too much by the natives. Eric Rudolph famously disappeared for several years while the whole world really was looking for him, so I'm sure I could manage a week or two.

Or maybe one of the local caves, but there's a good chance I'd get lost and not find my way out again. Even active tourist destinations like the "Lost Sea" cave are only partially explored.

tl, dr: Tennessee is the bastard lovechild of Afghanistan and Vietnam, woe betide anyone who tries to invade

Posted by: CppThis at March 08, 2024 10:25 PM (PZvjL)

49 Roman candle drone.


The horror. The horror.



Col. Kurtz

Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2024 10:25 PM (rskKm)

50 GMT -5 EST here

G=Greenwich M=Mean T=Time

Based off someone's old shit idea about who, where and when everyone else on the planet would tell time.

See also "Atomic Clock"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 10:25 PM (Q4IgG)

51 37 Speaking of tools, today I bought a Whitney metal punch at a yard sale for $15. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

https://tinyurl.com/5d2y7kk3

Looks just like this, but not rusty, and not missing pieces.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 10:22 PM (tkR6S)

I have a Chinese knockoff version of that, from Harbor Freight. It works OK for thin or soft metal. I'm sure it won't last as long as an original, but it's OK for the light use I give it.

Posted by: BillyD at March 08, 2024 10:25 PM (F6Xpw)

52 OH forgot ,

This is NATIONAL WOMEN MONTH which actually should be disqualified for the simple fact that the LEFTEST MARXIST PINKOS refuse to define WOMEN and by default...

THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE A MONTH.

SAD EMOJIES

Would it be sexist to suggest that women should have a week every month?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 10:25 PM (dZVON)

53 It's pronounced "oz wee pay."

Posted by: Asswipe at March 08, 2024 10:26 PM (sNc8Y)

54 11 I'm not getting the Greenwich coffee thing?

The line sort of misses Greenwich by a little bit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 10:07 PM (dZVON)
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About 2 hours too far right.

Posted by: Ciampino - O fortuna (Carmina Burana-great music) at March 08, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)

55 duck duck go will solve the puzzle ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 08, 2024 10:26 PM (+xYe0)

56 Evenin’ All.

So if a girl named “Harlotte” met one named “Chasity,” or “Virginia,” would they each explode, thereby canceling each other out?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:26 PM (9yWhg)

57 39 The line made me think of our names for Western Europe, Eastern Europe, near East, Middle East, and far east - the reference point is Rome. The line on the coffee cup almost hits it, but not quite.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:22 PM (S6gqv)

Big Papa is finally making his move on the coffee bean. Will we never be free of the vile machinations of Rome?

Posted by: Get Your Pope Conspiracy Theories Here at March 08, 2024 10:26 PM (tEIWD)

58 I thought about trying to figure out the puzzle but it looked like work so nahh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:27 PM (S6gqv)

59 I work in Child Support Enforcement for a time. One of the mothers named her baby girl 'Shi'thead' - pronounced "ShiTade".

Uh, ma'am, would you like to reconsider that choice? No? Okay, go for it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2024 10:27 PM (V8he0)

60 THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE A MONTH.

SAD EMOJIES

Would it be sexist to suggest that women should have a week every month?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 10:25 PM (dZVON)

Womenz are 52% of the world population, why does a MAJORITY get a month?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2024 10:27 PM (xaFKb)

61 I'm not getting the Greenwich coffee thing?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 08, 2024 10:05 PM (AcWfM)

The Greenwich Meridian does not go through Prague

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2024 10:27 PM (D7oie)

62 Ummm...did I just see a dog shooting rubber bands? Because, I'm pretty sure I just saw a dog shooting rubber bands. Now, I want a dog that can shoot rubber bands.

Posted by: Orson at March 08, 2024 10:27 PM (dIske)

63 >>> 54 11 I'm not getting the Greenwich coffee thing?

The line sort of misses Greenwich by a little bit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 10:07 PM (dZVON)
----
About 2 hours too far right.
Posted by: Ciampino - O fortuna (Carmina Burana-great music) at March 08, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)

...and then a step to the left...

Posted by: Riff Raff at March 08, 2024 10:27 PM (llON8)

64 56 Evenin’ All.

So if a girl named “Harlotte” met one named “Chasity,” or “Virginia,” would they each explode, thereby canceling each other out?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:26 PM (9yWhg)

OK, good safety tip... don't cross the streams.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2024 10:28 PM (xaFKb)

65 The kid whose food has disappeared? I would have the same reaction, since I live alone.

Hmmm...If someone has been eating my porridge, maybe I better check my bed to see if there's a blonde in it.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 08, 2024 10:28 PM (Sl3PU)

66 Speaking of Dr. Zaius, how did I not know about this?: (Youtube link to Dr Zaius crashing the 50th anniversary Planet of the Apes panel)

https://tinyurl.com/4yx3vv6a

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 08, 2024 10:29 PM (z+89e)

67 The drones are going to come for us, aren't they?

damnit. I knew it

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 08, 2024 10:29 PM (sJHOI)

68 Now, I want a dog that can shoot rubber bands.

You think you do until he wants to go out at oh-three-hundred.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:29 PM (sNc8Y)

69 >>> 65 The kid whose food has disappeared? I would have the same reaction, since I live alone.

Hmmm...If someone has been eating my porridge, maybe I better check my bed to see if there's a blonde in it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 08, 2024 10:28 PM (Sl3PU)

You're a bear?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 08, 2024 10:29 PM (llON8)

70 62 Ummm...did I just see a dog shooting rubber bands? Because, I'm pretty sure I just saw a dog shooting rubber bands. Now, I want a dog that can shoot rubber bands.
Posted by: Orson at March 08, 2024 10:27 PM (dIske)

Yeah, ya think that NOW.... but what happens when you don't feed him on time, or take him for his walk?

WHAP.,...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2024 10:29 PM (xaFKb)

71 ...OH forgot ,

This is NATIONAL WOMEN MONTH which actually should be disqualified for the simple fact that the LEFTEST MARXIST PINKOS refuse to define WOMEN and by default...THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE A MONTH. SAD EMOJIES Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2024 10:23 PM (TDvv2)


But, they DO! And celebrate it every 28 days!


*runs serpentine!*


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 08, 2024 10:29 PM (e6UQI)

72 I went to the Greenwich Center of Coffee website. It is a coffee shop located in Istanbul, Turkey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 10:30 PM (tkR6S)

73
Looks just like this, but not rusty, and not missing pieces.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yup, have one. Not certain of manufacturer. Very handy when needed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2024 10:30 PM (XeU6L)

74 Womenz are 52% of the world population, why does a MAJORITY get a month?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2024 10:27 PM (xaFKb)

YOU KNOW WHY.

Posted by: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID at March 08, 2024 10:30 PM (tEIWD)

75 Speaking of tools, today I bought a Whitney metal punch at a yard sale for $15. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

https://tinyurl.com/5d2y7kk3

Looks just like this, but not rusty, and not missing pieces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 10:22 PM (tkR6S)

So that is what they used before they made Scotsman Ironworkers

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2024 10:31 PM (D7oie)

76 Yeah, ya think that NOW.... but what happens when you don't feed him on time, or take him for his walk?

WHAP.,...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2024 10:29 PM (xaFKb)
______________________________________

I wouldn't be able to get mad at that. I'd probably not be able to stop laughing.

Posted by: Orson at March 08, 2024 10:32 PM (dIske)

77
Womenz are 52% of the world population, why does a MAJORITY get a month?
Posted by: R




Or why is it that the have hardly invented or built anything?


What the fuck do the do?


Posted by: N at March 08, 2024 10:32 PM (RjBju)

78 I work in Child Support Enforcement for a time. One of the mothers named her baby girl 'Shi'thead' - pronounced "ShiTade".
That poor kid.
Posted by: Tonypete

That's what she thead.

Posted by: Someone with a lisp at March 08, 2024 10:33 PM (KAi1n)

79 The line made me think of our names for Western Europe, Eastern Europe, near East, Middle East, and far east - the reference point is Rome. The line on the coffee cup almost hits it, but not quite.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:22 PM (S6gqv)

POossibly Capetown ZA

I wondered for a minute if it was the Paris meridian, the old French maps of North Africa were all platted in that meridian, and often were marked in both Greenwich and Paris measurements, about two degrees off of each other.

Jimbro kreebus that made life hard for everyone, I suspect.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2024 10:33 PM (D7oie)

80 You're a bear?
Posted by: Mayor Pete

Not the kind you'd like to meet in the bushes at Fire Island, sweetie.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 08, 2024 10:34 PM (Sl3PU)

81 tl, dr: Tennessee is the bastard lovechild of Afghanistan and Vietnam, woe betide anyone who tries to invade
Posted by: CppThis

Heh - the only entrance into our neighborhood of about 20 homes is down a very steep 500 yard long lane, cross a single lane bridge over a creek, and then back up another steep lane. At the top of the hill, on both sides of the road are natural yuge stone ramparts. On our side of the creek the homes are surrounded by a monster State wildlife management area. You could easily hide in the state lands for years.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 10:35 PM (OTvdu)

82 63 >>> 54 11 I'm not getting the Greenwich coffee thing?

The line sort of misses Greenwich by a little bit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 10:07 PM (dZVON)
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About 2 hours too far right.
Posted by: Ciampino - O fortuna (Carmina Burana-great music) at March 08, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)

...and then a step to the left...
Posted by: Riff Raff at March

And a jump to the right. Or maybe it’s a jump to the left and step to the right.

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2024 10:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

83 POossibly Capetown ZA

I wondered for a minute if it was the Paris meridian, the old French maps of North Africa were all platted in that meridian, and often were marked in both Greenwich and Paris measurements, about two degrees off of each other.

Jimbro kreebus that made life hard for everyone, I suspect.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2024 10:33 PM (D7oie)

It's Turkey. Really. Istanbul.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 10:36 PM (tkR6S)

84 lines of longitude can self-identify, this aint the Middle Ages

assholes

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 08, 2024 10:37 PM (sJHOI)

85 57
Big Papa is finally making his move on the coffee bean. Will we never be free of the vile machinations of Rome?

Posted by: Get Your Pope Conspiracy Theories Here at March 08, 2024 10:26 PM (tEIWD)
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Heh heh heh!

Posted by: Ciampino at March 08, 2024 10:37 PM (qfLjt)

86 It's Friday, the gateway to the weekend. Damn it. Damn it all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 08, 2024 10:37 PM (CHHv1)

87 A few days ago a Washington State patrolman was killed by a driver who ran into him.
The driver was a fu*king illegal alien.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2024 10:38 PM (W/lyH)

88 Womenz are 52% of the world population, why does a MAJORITY get a month?

Well, March 14th is international steak and BJ day. That’s seems much better with women than without.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 08, 2024 10:38 PM (fcDpY)

89 So the puzzle is asking for a word that starts with three letters from the set wxyz?

Closest I get is wyvern, which is still a fail all around.

Posted by: spindrift at March 08, 2024 10:39 PM (2iibR)

90 Dang, John Wick done kilt more people you can count.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2024 10:39 PM (NxC5+)

91 I think thats John Chancellor telling the tank story.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 08, 2024 10:39 PM (as3uC)

92 The Greenwich thing makes me want to slap the graphic designer. Like, knock-out slap delivered straight to the ear kinda slap.

Posted by: PabloD at March 08, 2024 10:39 PM (zqwN3)

93 And a jump to the right. Or maybe it’s a jump to the left and step to the right.

No one cares as long as you put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in tight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 10:40 PM (dZVON)

94 Greenwich became the zero meridian because that's where the Royal Observatory was, and they put out the latitude and longitude charts that the British Navy and everyone else used. Except for the French who were always pissed off about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:40 PM (S6gqv)

95 What is the answer to that riddle?

Posted by: keena at March 08, 2024 10:40 PM (iTNuP)

96 So the puzzle is asking for a word that starts with three letters from the set wxyz?

No, the way the system (I forget what it was called) worked is that each press of the same digit got you the next letter of that group. So "a" is 2, "b" is 22, etc.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:41 PM (sNc8Y)

97 I gotta go out so I wanted to take off my sock before i forget.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 08, 2024 10:41 PM (KAi1n)

98 Greenwich is 0 meridian because whitey invented time and geography so suck it bitches.

Remember time is white supremacy

Posted by: N at March 08, 2024 10:42 PM (RjBju)

99 79
It is going through Cape Town but South Africa is 2 hours ahead of GMT. Right now 3:41AM in London and 5:41AM in Joburg.

Posted by: Ciampino - We are marching to Pretoria at March 08, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)

100 Whoa! Just figured it out. It's the old phone texting and says: you are a c*nt!

Posted by: keena at March 08, 2024 10:42 PM (iTNuP)

101 The answer to the riddle is "you are a ..." I'll leave it to folks to work out that last word.

It ain't ovaltine.

Posted by: Luxembourg Is Overrated at March 08, 2024 10:43 PM (YlVKd)

102 No, the way the system (I forget what it was called) worked is that each press of the same digit got you the next letter of that group. So "a" is 2, "b" is 22, etc.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:41 PM (sNc8Y)

Ah, OK, thanks!

*checks puzzle*

That's not nice.

Posted by: spindrift at March 08, 2024 10:43 PM (2iibR)

103 The line misses Greenwich because of daylight savings time.

Posted by: davidt at March 08, 2024 10:44 PM (SYTee)

104 The Greenwich thing makes me want to slap the graphic designer. Like, knock-out slap delivered straight to the ear kinda slap.
Posted by: PabloD at March 08, 2024 10:39 PM (zqwN3)

Naw, it's intentional. It's the "meridian of coffee", and it passes through Istanbul.

www.greenwichcoffee.com.tr

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 10:44 PM (tkR6S)

105 I figured out that the 3rd word is "a". I'm a genioos!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:44 PM (S6gqv)

106 What is the answer to that riddle?
Posted by: keena at March 08, 2024 10:40 PM (iTNuP)

I still use a flip phone. I'M NOT OBSOLETE

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2024 10:47 PM (D7oie)

107 COL 1 NSH 1 end 2nd 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 10:47 PM (oCjPU)

108 Nope it missed Istanbul by a couple hundred miles too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:47 PM (S6gqv)

109 87 A few days ago a Washington State patrolman was killed by a driver who ran into him.
The driver was a fu*king illegal alien.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2024 10:38 PM (W/lyH)
----
I posted the article at the time. Drunk and no license or something.

https://mol.im/a/13162521

Posted by: Ciampino - We are marching to Pretoria ... at March 08, 2024 10:47 PM (qfLjt)

110 So who remembers what the mnemonic for their phone exchange was? Ours was "Olive-8" for 658-...

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:48 PM (sNc8Y)

111 96

The creator of that puzzle must be from Australia.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 08, 2024 10:48 PM (roH4R)

112 Ha. Nice recall OddBob.

I was turning it upside down like a calculator.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 08, 2024 10:49 PM (fcDpY)

113 So who remembers what the mnemonic for their phone exchange was? Ours was "Olive-8" for 658-...
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:48 PM (sNc8Y)
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THornwall.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 08, 2024 10:50 PM (DeFcY)

114 I posted the article at the time. Drunk and no license or something.

https://mol.im/a/13162521
Posted by: Ciampino - We are marching to Pretoria ... at March 08, 2024 10:47 PM (qfLjt)


Good post. I missed it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH)

115 8

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 08, 2024 10:51 PM (DeFcY)

116 In the winter, some of the AK prisons look like high end hunting lodges.

(If you can ignore the fence & the guard tower)

I'd wanna be locked up in AK, if I had to be locked up, so I could at least enjoy the scenery.

Posted by: mnw at March 08, 2024 10:52 PM (NLIak)

117 Nope it missed Istanbul by a couple hundred miles too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:47 PM (S6gqv)
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More like Apulia.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 08, 2024 10:52 PM (DeFcY)

118 This is useful information for when your kid (or grandkid!) is watching old TV shows with you and asks why all the phone numbers start with "Klondike 5."

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:52 PM (sNc8Y)

119 www.greenwichcoffee.com.tr
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 10:44 PM (tkR6S)

In the picture in their gallery of the logo painted on the wall in the restaurant, the meridian appears to be going through Piedmont.

Plus that is the wackiest map projection I've ever seen.

Posted by: spindrift at March 08, 2024 10:53 PM (2iibR)

120 Look at that bee chart.
Queen bees live 2-5 years.
Nature's Ponzi Scheme.

Posted by: Malicious Compliance at March 08, 2024 10:53 PM (OBuuS)

121 Clever putting the rockets on the quad copter. Now how long before some asshole does that and flies into a stadium? Or into a airport? Or a petroleum holding area?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2024 10:54 PM (W/lyH)

122 AOP - Met friend. Food & drinks. Will email later. Kinda wore out from a long day just now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2024 10:54 PM (XeU6L)

123 89 So the puzzle is asking for a word that starts with three letters from the set wxyz?

Closest I get is wyvern, which is still a fail all around.
Posted by: spindrift at March 08, 2024 10:39 PM (2iibR)

Wrong. Each press of the same button moves the letter over by one. The first word is "you"

Posted by: Buzzion at March 08, 2024 10:54 PM (mfLmO)

124 It's raining again!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2024 10:54 PM (llON8)

125 This is useful information for when your kid (or grandkid!) is watching old TV shows with you and asks why all the phone numbers start with "Klondike 5."

Just tell the kid it was before the great migration south when everybody left Canada for the US.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 10:54 PM (dZVON)

126 how do the bees know when it's time to change jobs

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 10:54 PM (oCjPU)

127 FRanklin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2024 10:54 PM (XeU6L)

128 AOP - well, I hope the Turks know their geography better than many folks in the west. I can see some American high school kid thinking that 0 degrees longitude runs through Istanbul based on what he saw on a coffee cup.

Posted by: PabloD at March 08, 2024 10:55 PM (zqwN3)

129 Puzzle solution.

"You are a cunt"

Posted by: Buzzion at March 08, 2024 10:56 PM (mfLmO)

130 It's raining again!

OK, but only because you requested it:

https://youtu.be/YZUE4_PtOk0

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 10:56 PM (dZVON)

131 I thought the c word wasn't allowed here. Code or not.

😀

Posted by: Burnt Umber at March 08, 2024 10:56 PM (MNhXM)

132 103 The line misses Greenwich because of daylight savings time.

Posted by: davidt at March 08, 2024 10:44 PM (SYTee)
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Thread winner!!!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - We are marching to Pretoria .. at March 08, 2024 10:56 PM (qfLjt)

133 > Clever putting the rockets on the quad copter. Now how long before some asshole does that and flies into a stadium? Or into a airport? Or a petroleum holding area?
Posted by: Diogenes
_______________

They're doing this in Ukraine to great effect. Picking off individual armor units.... or people. Using commercial quality drones/quads.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 10:57 PM (Q4IgG)

134 I can see some American high school kid thinking that 0 degrees longitude runs through Istanbul based on what he saw on a coffee cup.

I would be surprised if more than 10% even understand the concept, let along the reference point.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:57 PM (sNc8Y)

135 thought that might be the Eurythmics

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 10:57 PM (oCjPU)

136 Let's not forget that it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 08, 2024 10:58 PM (Sl3PU)

137 If I had 24 hours to hide where no-one could find me:

blend in at some homeless derelict drug camp, maybe?

Seems to me the trick would be a clever disguise, not a remote location.

Posted by: mnw at March 08, 2024 10:58 PM (NLIak)

138 how do the bees know when it's time to change jobs
Posted by: Don Black

The others keep droning on about it.

Posted by: Luxembourg Is Overrated at March 08, 2024 10:59 PM (YlVKd)

139 Geez, its not all that long ago I had the flip phone with the press 222 to make a c and so on and I totally forgot that. I was trying to find words that started with a|b|c a|b|c etc. Even with the obscenity hint at the bottom of that pic of the phone.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 08, 2024 10:59 PM (wTs+0)

140 I was turning it upside down like a calculator.
Posted by: Kratwurst at March 08, 2024 10:49 PM (fcDpY)


55379009

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2024 11:00 PM (D7oie)

141 SKyline

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2024 11:01 PM (D7oie)

142 If I had 24 hours to hide where no-one could find me:

blend in at some homeless derelict drug camp, maybe?

Seems to me the trick would be a clever disguise, not a remote location.
Posted by: mnw at March 08, 2024 10:58 PM (NLIa

Thinking the same thing. NYC has a lot of those 'camps' .

Posted by: Burnt Umber at March 08, 2024 11:01 PM (MNhXM)

143 Look at that bee chart.
Queen bees live 2-5 years.
Nature's Ponzi Scheme.
Posted by: Malicious Compliance

Yup. All the sex they have gives them reason to live.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at March 08, 2024 11:02 PM (duT0u)

144 The meridian cup.
It's nowhere near Turkey, more like Bosnia.
Are degrees in the Northern Hemisphere larger than in the Southern Hemisphere? Note the 0° in the north is bigger than the o° in the south.

Posted by: Ciampino - We are marching to Cape Town at March 08, 2024 11:02 PM (qfLjt)

145 If I had to disappear I guess I'd leave my cellphone on the table and walk out the door, onto a boat and sail away.

It really can't be all that difficult if you're ready to leave everything and everyone behind without a word.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2024 11:02 PM (aopyt)

146 If I had 24 hours to hide where no-one could find me:

blend in at some homeless derelict drug camp, maybe?

Seems to me the trick would be a clever disguise, not a remote location.
Posted by: mnw at March 08, 2024 10:58 PM (NLIa

Thinking the same thing. NYC has a lot of those 'camps' .

Whatever you do, leave the phone behind.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2024 11:03 PM (dZVON)

147 Oddbob: each press of the same digit got you the next letter of that group. ...

Ah! Like that! Been so many years since I had one of those phones, I might never have thought of that.

Was hoping the message was "Drink your Ovaltine."

Posted by: mindful webworker - dang at March 08, 2024 11:03 PM (0QZAr)

148 blend in at some homeless derelict drug camp, maybe?

The premise is that everybody is looking for you so presumably even the homeless derelict druggies would know who you are and be on the lookout for you.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 11:04 PM (sNc8Y)

149 Turkish coffee is awful. Undrinkable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 08, 2024 11:04 PM (RIvkX)

150 Seems to me the trick would be a clever disguise, not a remote location.
Posted by: mnw


Exactly! That's why when one went 'parking' with yo date back in the olden days, we'd do it in parking lots - not out in the middle of the woods or on a country lane. You'd stick out there.

(You know what I mean. . . .)

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 11:04 PM (OTvdu)

151 Seems to me the trick would be a clever disguise, not a remote location.
Posted by: mnw

Go to a biden rally in Idaho?

Posted by: Some Rat at March 08, 2024 11:05 PM (vJiyU)

152 I'm thinking

Some good ol fashion Potato Salad with Bacon chunks and some Horseradish spooned in for taste...

YES...you would enjoy that.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2024 11:05 PM (TDvv2)

153 They're doing this in Ukraine to great effect. Picking off individual armor units.... or people. Using commercial quality drones/quads.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 10:57 PM (Q4IgG)


I know.
It won't need to be that sophisticated for an idiot.
Those things bug the shit outta me.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH)

154 Leave your cellphone and wallet in your boots on the bank of the river. Hitch a ride.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2024 11:07 PM (NxC5+)

155 drones, roman candles, rioters in the streets.

Be lit.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2024 11:07 PM (D7oie)

156 The premise is that everybody is looking for you so presumably even the homeless derelict druggies would know who you are and be on the lookout for you.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 11:04 PM (sNc8Y)

So if the premise is not based on reality then i will just turn myself invisible.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at March 08, 2024 11:07 PM (MNhXM)

157 Now that all the FJB speech crap has mostly died down I would like to note that we have a "President" who is experiencing Elderly Achievement, this was once know as full on dementia, and to give the impression he has any idea that he knows he is still on Earth, his has to be stoned out of us mind on speed to give the SOTU speech each year.

He was so fucked up I am surprised he didn't cold cock MTG on the way in and stick his tongue down ,La's throat on the way out. The asshoe is a basket case.

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 08, 2024 11:07 PM (SGbEt)

158 There was a show on CBS a couple years ago where people tried to avoid getting captured by the authorities for an amount of time 2 weeks or a month? I think only one couple was able to pull it off. Basically you'll need to ditch your car and get far enough away from anyone or anything willing to report you.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 08, 2024 11:08 PM (mfLmO)

159 I know.
It won't need to be that sophisticated for an idiot.
Those things bug the shit outta me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH)

Invest it tough netting, the type they trap bats in

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2024 11:10 PM (D7oie)

160 He was so fucked up I am surprised he didn't cold cock MTG on the way in and stick his tongue down ,La's throat on the way out. The asshoe is a basket case.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Bet my buddy 10 bucks joey was so jacked up, we won't see him for three days.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 08, 2024 11:10 PM (vJiyU)

161 136 Let's not forget that it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at

It’s like you’re under sedation

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2024 11:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 All questions being resolved, I can peacefully retire.

See yez on the coffee-prayer thread...... probably.

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - Turing Circuits at March 08, 2024 11:14 PM (0QZAr)

163 Some Rat. potatus campaigned in PA today. The drugs wore off and he was a mess. Told his admirers he was running for Congress.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 08, 2024 11:15 PM (2NHgQ)

164 BINGO

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2024 11:15 PM (bo7UB)

165 All questions being resolved...

We didn't decide whether the excavator operator was skillful or lucky.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 11:15 PM (sNc8Y)

166 Invest it tough netting, the type they trap bats in
Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2024 11:10 PM (D7oie)

Direct the output of a microwave oven magnetron into a parabolic dish reflector. If you swept a close-flying drone with the beam, you might induce enough current in some wires to fry a crucial chip, or detonate an explosive payload.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 11:15 PM (tkR6S)

167 the premise is also that you only have 24 hours to make your getaway, before the whole world starts looking.

Homeless drug addicts aren't going to recognize somebody who looks different from the photos on TV, i.e., with an altered hairline (put on a toupee or take yours off.)

No-one expects a derelict to have ID, either.

Fugitizing works best with a lot of cash, as fugitive hunters know.

The problem didn't say how long you'd be required to hide out. If it's forever, you'd need more than 24 hours to plan it.

I read a fascinating book by a gen-you-wine deep undercover Soviet agent in the U.S. named Barsky. He did it for many years, long after he'd severed all his links with the Soviets.

Posted by: mnw at March 08, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)

168 It’s like you’re under sedation
Posted by: Piper

The Ramones!

https://youtu.be/bm51ihfi1p4

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 08, 2024 11:17 PM (Sl3PU)

169 108 Nope it missed Istanbul by a couple hundred miles too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 10:47 PM (S6gqv)

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So, take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2024 11:18 PM (bo7UB)

170 153 They're doing this in Ukraine to great effect. Picking off individual armor units.... or people. Using commercial quality drones/quads.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 10:57 PM (Q4IgG)


I know.
It won't need to be that sophisticated for an idiot.
Those things bug the shit outta me.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08,
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Making shotguns popular again.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2024 11:18 PM (W7J06)

171 I am off to bed. 🛌 Nightsie noodles!

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2024 11:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

172 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

Well.....damn.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 08, 2024 11:20 PM (vJiyU)

173 potatus

==

stealing that

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 11:22 PM (V13WU)

174 The problem didn't say how long you'd be required to hide out. If it's forever, you'd need more than 24 hours to plan it.
Posted by: mnw

The problem spells out that if you stay hidden for a week, you'll win a billion. So. kind of a timeframe there.

Posted by: Luxembourg Is Overrated at March 08, 2024 11:22 PM (YlVKd)

175 There's this meme making the rounds on X. It's someone, probably male, laying on a hospital gurney. He has a large stick sticking out through his shoe that likely took out some toes. And the comment is "Nice stick!"

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2024 11:23 PM (yeEu9)

176 Torx screw heads are the work of de Debbil.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2024 11:24 PM (bo7UB)

177 Talked to a country girl today. She makes ~15, 30 min stops a day.
Said she watched the President last night, said Johnson,'he's a Republican, right?'. Thought he was funny moonshining the President. Said most of her customers thought same.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2024 11:24 PM (W7J06)

178 I was thinking about the lonely bachelor bees who don't return to the hive, but spend the rest of their short lives homeless, sleeping in flowers and dreaming of finding a queen.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 08, 2024 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

179 I'm two hours late for the ONT. I was doing stuff mainly checking emails and installing my new Avast software.

I subscribed to UK Roofers United and Outlaw roofer UK on Facebook reels. I get a kick at the vernacular and slang the workers use. The colloquialisms are vastly different than ours here in the US. I also subscribe to Irish stone masons and bricklayer reels. Their language as well is different understandably. They throw the cunt word around like nothing. I read a man was arrested I believe in England yesterday for writing an online comment using the bitch word or cunt but a detrimental work towards women..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 08, 2024 11:27 PM (qRe8u)

180 Was that horsey pun ruined for anyone else by the misspelled "reign"?

I guess I am the asshole.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 08, 2024 11:27 PM (w6EFb)

181 178 I was thinking about the lonely bachelor bees who don't return to the hive, but spend the rest of their short lives homeless, sleeping in flowers and dreaming of finding a queen.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
-----------------------------------

Pining for a little honey.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2024 11:27 PM (W7J06)

182 There are times, when you ponder..."Should I Post This?"

Oh Yes...many days have I Pondered and times and minutes

yet still blew the pooch

I will leave you to figure THAT one out.

Night Horde

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2024 11:28 PM (TDvv2)

183 Bloody hymenoptera

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2024 11:28 PM (bo7UB)

184 runner. Works for me since I stole it as well.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 08, 2024 11:28 PM (2NHgQ)

185 how to disappear? Have a backpack with a weeks worth of food and do what every wanted desperado and others who needed to hide did all through the 19th century - walk out into the Big Thicket in East Texas, off the roads. It'd take a thousand man search to find you in that, and even then they'd have to get lucky.
of course the wampus cats might find you instead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 11:28 PM (S6gqv)

186
Works for me since I stole it as well.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 08, 2024 11:28 PM (2NHgQ)


Akshually , I was taught not to say "steal", but "repurpose". I am going to repurpose that one!

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 11:29 PM (V13WU)

187 >>>Big Thicket in East Texas, off the roads. It'd take a thousand man search to find you in that, and even then they'd have to get lucky.
of course the wampus cats might find you instead.

Posted by: Tom Servo
------------------------

Be sure and take a compass with you. After a while all those pine trees begin to look alike.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2024 11:31 PM (W7J06)

188 157 addendum RE: how to disappear:

"Deep Undercover" by Jack Barsky. "My Secret Life and Tangled Allegiances as a KGB Spy in America"

Barsky successfully applied for his first ever Soc Sec card as an adult-- said he'd been working as a farm laborer in Canada and had never needed a Soc Sec card up there. You couldn't do that today, btw. As recently as the '70s, you could.

It's one damn fascinating story! He told his Soviet handlers that he was dying of AIDS, back when the USSR was circling the drain, and they lost interest in him.

Posted by: mnw at March 08, 2024 11:31 PM (NLIak)

189 Trump should pick katie britt for vp like nixon picked spiro agnew so even his haters prayed for his good health.

Posted by: raimondo at March 08, 2024 11:32 PM (cCnZ1)

190 yes, good point, how long do you need to stay hidden ?

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 11:32 PM (V13WU)

191 That changes everything!

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 11:32 PM (V13WU)

192 Hope your mom turns a nice profit tonight, raimondo. How would you feel about having a little half- brother or sister?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2024 11:34 PM (bo7UB)

193 Best way to disappear is get a show on MSNBC. Very few people will see you then, and the ones that do are too low-info to recognize you.

Posted by: In Plain Sight at March 08, 2024 11:34 PM (tEIWD)

194 Fiery, but mostly pissful

@SteveGuest
BREAKING: Per CNN polling, Joe Biden gave the WORST RECEIVED State of the Union address in 25 years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2024 11:35 PM (IG4Id)

195 yes, good point, how long do you need to stay hidden ?
Posted by: runner

Yes, this is a nigh unsolvable mystery.

Posted by: Luxembourg Is Overrated at March 08, 2024 11:35 PM (YlVKd)

196 Tonight's question, Running Man edition

Why the hell should I tell anybody that and out my hiding places?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

197 Be sure and take a compass with you. After a while all those pine trees begin to look alike.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2024 11:31 PM (W7J06)

short story - years ago I had a job where I drove long distances late, and one night I was driving back through Shelby County, in the national forest there. It was 2 in the morning and I could not keep my eyes open, so I found a little side road, pulled a dozen yards or so off the main road and tried to sleep in the back seat. It was late spring, not cold, so that wasn't a problem. But damn - I thought it would be nice and quiet, but you can't imagine how noisy those woods can be at night until you sit there quiet; it was very disconcerting. (cont'd)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 11:36 PM (S6gqv)

198 196 Tonight's question, Running Man edition

Why the hell should I tell anybody that and out my hiding places?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

Oh okay...Yo, Fed! I'm going to the Andaman Islands...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

199 He was so fucked up I am surprised he didn't cold cock MTG on the way in and stick his tongue down ,La's throat on the way out. The asshoe is a basket case.
Posted by: Lost In Space


There is some thinking going around that it was not "Joe Biden" speaking last night. Some people have studied the face, and it appears that whoever was speaking had no eyelashes. Kind of a clue that it was a mask. Somebody wearing a Biden mask, acting as "Joe Biden". It might very well be that "Joe Biden" is dead or totally incapacitated.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 08, 2024 11:36 PM (tjZg/)

200 174 Luxembourg

I missed that you only need to hide for a week.

I could do that standing on my head, but I'd need more than 24 hours to plan my getaway & concealment.

I have a couple of friends who could put me up for a week & wouldn't rat me out, but... maybe that solution is outside the parameters of the problem.

Hiding in a friuens's basement for a week? Too easy.

Posted by: mnw at March 08, 2024 11:39 PM (NLIak)

201 SOTU....1997...Clinton...

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 11:39 PM (V13WU)

202 Nobody would ever find you in Vietnam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2024 11:40 PM (bo7UB)

203 can't rely on even the bestest of friends if "the world " is looking for you; that's one of the first places the world would look ! second after you momma's house...

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 11:41 PM (V13WU)

204 jim. How funny, just watched Sign of the Four and Tonga one of the bad guys was from Andaman Islands.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 08, 2024 11:41 PM (2NHgQ)

205 175 There's this meme making the rounds on X. It's someone, probably male, laying on a hospital gurney. He has a large stick sticking out through his shoe that likely took out some toes. And the comment is "Nice stick!"

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2024 11:23 PM (yeEu9)
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A 'stick' is also a jab, an injection. Maybe he got Demerol, the good stuff since he's not screaming. Thus 'nice stick'?
Or is it a dog looking at the stick?

Posted by: Ciampino - Dog: may I have it when you're done with it? at March 08, 2024 11:41 PM (qfLjt)

206 202 Nobody would ever find you in Vietnam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2024 11:40 PM (bo7UB)

The battlefields of Ukraine.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:41 PM (ynpvh)

207 Bloody hymenoptera
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2024 11:28 PM (bo7UB)

That was an Egyptian queen, right?

Posted by: spindrift at March 08, 2024 11:41 PM (2iibR)

208 11 I'm not getting the Greenwich coffee thing?

The line sort of misses Greenwich by a little bit.


Just a bit outside!

Posted by: Bob Eucker at March 08, 2024 11:41 PM (y7zkd)

209 gotta hide some place where you blend in...or in total wilderness....

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 11:42 PM (V13WU)

210 So I'm trying to sleep in the middle of the woods in the wee hours of the morning because I'm not fit to drive anymore, and there is a constant racket coming from those "quiet" woods. So I can identify some, okay that digging is probably an armadillo, probably a raccoon rattling around up in that tree, and then there's just constant shuffling going on in the dark around me. I almost get to sleep...

and then I hear, about 20 or 30 feet from me, a loud and clear "pop". The kind of "pop" made when a stick with about a 2" cross section breaks in two because something real heavy just stepped on it. And even worse - after that *everything* got real quiet, like "oops I didn't mean to make that much noise." I jumped up, looked around, of course nothing, but hell I got out of there as fast as I could. Made it to Nacogdoches and found a nice old Church parking lot next to a cemetary to sleep in. Now THAT was finally nice and quiet, and I slept til dawn there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 11:42 PM (S6gqv)

211 204 jim. How funny, just watched Sign of the Four and Tonga one of the bad guys was from Andaman Islands.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 08, 2024 11:41 PM (2NHgQ)

Those are some mean SOBs. After the Boxing Day quake, which kills >250,000 people caused it's devastation, a helicopter flew to the Andaman Islands to see if the people there had survived; it was shot at with 3-ft arrows...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:43 PM (ynpvh)

212 210
...
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 11:42 PM (S6gqv)

them neighbors are usually very quiet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:44 PM (ynpvh)

213 There is some thinking going around that it was not "Joe Biden" speaking last night. Some people have studied the face, and it appears that whoever was speaking had no eyelashes. Kind of a clue that it was a mask. Somebody wearing a Biden mask, acting as "Joe Biden". It might very well be that "Joe Biden" is dead or totally incapacitated.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.

Throw in that he was actually one of the Lizard People, and his "Joe Biden" act still needed a little work, and you might have something there.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 08, 2024 11:44 PM (Sl3PU)

214 212 210
...
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 11:42 PM (S6gqv)

them neighbors are usually very quiet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:44 PM (ynpvh)

And vote heavily for the party of slavery, lynching, and Biden.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:45 PM (ynpvh)

215 Sadly...

Because of Biden and his open borders...

This Country is now CHOCKED FULL of immigrants that want to do nothing more...than destroy our Republic.

LOCK & LOAD PEOPLE!

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2024 11:45 PM (TDvv2)

216 joe biden has a double !!!!!

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 11:45 PM (V13WU)

217 213 There is some thinking going around that it was not "Joe Biden" speaking last night. Some people have studied the face, and it appears that whoever was speaking had no eyelashes. Kind of a clue that it was a mask. Somebody wearing a Biden mask, acting as "Joe Biden". It might very well be that "Joe Biden" is dead or totally incapacitated.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.

Throw in that he was actually one of the Lizard People, and his "Joe Biden" act still needed a little work, and you might have something there.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 08, 2024 11:44 PM (Sl3PU)

This sounds like the masks Tom Cruise used in Mission Impossible, only not as good...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

218 Is it Stockholm Mean Time? Or Vienna Mean Time? Cape Town Mean Time?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 08, 2024 11:46 PM (0FoWg)

219 216 joe biden has a double !!!!!

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 11:45 PM (V13WU)

...on his ice cream cone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

220 WH has gone total politburo

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 11:46 PM (V13WU)

221 218 Is it Stockholm Mean Time? Or Vienna Mean Time? Cape Town Mean Time?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 08, 2024 11:46 PM (0FoWg)

Can't be Stockholm; that's a syndrome.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:47 PM (ynpvh)

222 "Mean" time, eh? Call me back when it's a question of cruel time.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at March 08, 2024 11:49 PM (YlVKd)

223 Andaman Islands:

There are also stone age tribes in the western Amazon rainforest like that. The govt of Brazil made a decision to have no contact with them, because it would destroy their intact culture.

They have poison arrows & darts, soaked curare, from poison dart tree frogs. And they don't like strangers!

The Jivaro Indians had a simple message for the Spanish. No gold. Plenty of poison arrows, though. And we don't like strangers-- especially missionaries.

Posted by: mnw at March 08, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)

224 I know where I'm going, had it picked out for years.
You'll have to find you're own place. I'm not telling.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2024 11:52 PM (W7J06)

225 222
But good sir, have we not already surpassed that point?

The Republic?

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2024 11:52 PM (TDvv2)

226 222 "Mean" time, eh? Call me back when it's a question of cruel time.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at March 08, 2024 11:49 PM (YlVKd)

it's not necessarily average, statistically speaking.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 08, 2024 11:53 PM (ynpvh)

227 So who remembers what the mnemonic for their phone exchange was? Ours was "Olive-8" for 658-...
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:48 PM (sNc8Y)

Justice-8. 588-.

Posted by: RickZ at March 08, 2024 11:55 PM (emlEe)

228 One thing about those piney woods. If you have a very special person you can take out there. Never to be found.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2024 11:55 PM (W7J06)

229 222

Not that I'm falling for you TREOOLMANSHIP

catch a disease...catch a stray bullet.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2024 11:55 PM (TDvv2)

230 867-5309.

Posted by: Zombie Jenny at March 08, 2024 11:56 PM (V8he0)

231 it's not necessarily average, statistically speaking.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I'm just looking for a happy median - a cruelly happy median.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at March 08, 2024 11:57 PM (YlVKd)

232 About getting the tank: I worked with a guy in the
Intelligence Community who had a knack for "acquiring things" we needed, but were often unobtainable. "How do you do it?", I asked. All he would say is, "It gets dark every night."

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 08, 2024 11:57 PM (bz/qU)

233 COL 2 NSH 1 Final OT 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 11:58 PM (oCjPU)

234 Not that I'm falling for you TREOOLMANSHIP

catch a disease...catch a stray bullet.
Posted by: Nightwatch

Huh?

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at March 08, 2024 11:58 PM (YlVKd)

235 Hide in the septic tank on my property?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 08, 2024 11:59 PM (bz/qU)

236 I'm betting that's a European coffee cup, too. The domain is Turkish. Americans don't drink Turkish coffee unless desperate. In Europe. I don't even think you could buy that crap here if you wanted to.

Question is, who is so ignorant they don't know where GMT is? The filthy Turks? Or the filthy Swedes? Or filthy Austrians?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 08, 2024 11:59 PM (0FoWg)

237 >So who remembers what the mnemonic for their phone exchange was?

Hemlock

Posted by: Don Black at March 08, 2024 11:59 PM (oCjPU)

238 "HUdson." When I was little, thought it was "8,2" not H, U... hilarity ensued. LOL

Posted by: JQ at March 09, 2024 12:00 AM (njWTi)

239 187
Be sure and take a compass with you. After a while all those pine trees begin to look alike.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 08, 2024 11:31 PM (W7J06)
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Seen one pine tree, you've seen them all.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not pining for the trees... at March 09, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

240 Nobody remembers Gonzalo Lira at the SOTU.
Zelinskyy could have put him in a car to Poland but he didn't. That explains a lot to me about why we need to leave the problem to the EU.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2024 12:02 AM (faSfS)

241 Somebody help me out here...

VDH wide open on the ONT???

AS IF?

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 09, 2024 12:02 AM (TDvv2)

242 I CALL BS!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 09, 2024 12:05 AM (TDvv2)

243 Buggin' out on foot, into the wilderness, isn't the idea it used to be.

Not only the food and water thing, but the airborne, thermal surveillance is no longer rare, but plentiful. And they can instantly tell the difference between animal and human. If they get close enough to you, it's damn near as good as your Yearbook Photo, to I.D. you.

What might work, is a truly massive junkyard of used cars n' trucks. Crushed, or not, and abandoned would be the best. Nest up in some "cave" in the middle of a pile. Bring a gallon of water for every day you plan to be there. Food, too, and toilet paper.

Poop n' paper goes into 1 gal. plastic bags. Piss, into emptied water bottles. And those get moved to nearby, adjacent piles of cars, when it's as safe as possible to do so.

Otherwise, you hole-up, read a book or five, and do NOT wander about.

Most people can't DO that. They can't still themselves, much less their minds, to grind out the hours of a full week, doing as close to "nothing" as humanly possible.

A pile of cars, might even block the electronic heartbeat detectors. One can hope!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2024 12:05 AM (e6UQI)

244 Fucking Canadians learned how to drop those drum bombs when they come to the states and toss their Labatt Blue empties onto the freeway.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 09, 2024 12:06 AM (EEgXH)

245 227 So who remembers what the mnemonic for their phone exchange was? Ours was "Olive-8" for 658-...
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:48 PM (sNc8Y)

Ours was Ludlow-5 (585) in Chicago. And in the 1957 film, "The Beginning of the End", I was delighted to hear the Giant Grasshoppers were going through the "Ludlow district" on their way through Chicago to drown in Lake Michigan

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 09, 2024 12:06 AM (5wSwv)

246 Seen one pine tree, you've seen them all.
Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not pining for the trees... at March 09, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

They all taste good, though.

Posted by: Ewell Gibbons at March 09, 2024 12:08 AM (emlEe)

247 Somebody help me out here...

VDH wide open on the ONT???

AS IF?
Posted by: Nightwatch

No, not Victor Davis Hanson. Just a sock to make a rather weak joke about Hanson's referring to AOSHQ as "cruel."

Posted by: Victor Davis Hanson at March 09, 2024 12:08 AM (YlVKd)

248 Ya Gotta make you compound look like it's already been overrun and destroyed

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 09, 2024 12:08 AM (TDvv2)

249 210
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2024 11:42 PM (S6gqv)
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Tom that was funny. I've slept in a car at night as a kid back in Africa and also in the school bus when getting back late to boarding school from a party on a Saturday night. Nairobi is cold at night, its almost 6000 feet altitude. Yep, night noises.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not pining for the trees.. at March 09, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)

250 247

WELL...an honest SOCK...refreshing.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 09, 2024 12:10 AM (TDvv2)

251 Laken Riley's mother Allyson Phillips blasts 'pathetic' Biden for fumbling her name at State of the Union address: 'If you're going to say it, even when forced, get it right!'

https://mol.im/a/13175115

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not pining for the trees. at March 09, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)

252 FJB

cuz

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 09, 2024 12:14 AM (TDvv2)

253 Meanwhile Biden defends calling Laken Riley's migrant 'murderer' an 'illegal' during the State of the Union despite fury from his own party: 'Technically, he's not supposed to be here'

https://mol.im/a/13175149

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #130 at March 09, 2024 12:14 AM (qfLjt)

254 VDH won't come in here as himself, he'll sock some historic figure like Napoleon or Napoleon's Hollywood Harelip.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 09, 2024 12:15 AM (EEgXH)

255 Biden says he will only debate Trump if he behaves: President say there is a chance of a 2024 on-stage battle with his rival - but it 'depends on his behavior'

https://mol.im/a/13175179

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #131 at March 09, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)

256 The local Denny's has a wall map that places Milwaukee in about the middle of Lake Superior.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 09, 2024 12:16 AM (9yXr+)

257 Victor Davis Hanson, sitting in his boxers and a wifebeater t-shirt, scowling at the computer screen as he reads the ONT. To his right he has a glass and a half empty bottle of Wild Turkey. To his left a joint smolders in an ashtray. In the corner rests a 12 gauge pump shotgun, in case he catches some Mexicans trespassing on his raisin ranch.
Suddenly, his scowl turns into a cruel smile, and he begins to type...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 09, 2024 12:16 AM (Sl3PU)

258 Are YOU eligible for Biden's $5,000 per year housing credit? DailyMail.com analyzes President's sweeping proposed reforms of US property market

https://mol.im/a/13174005

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #132 at March 09, 2024 12:17 AM (qfLjt)

259 Family friend who killed actor Treat Williams in Vermont motorcycle crash avoids jail time at request of victim's family after pleading guilty to reduced charge

https://mol.im/a/13175569

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #133 at March 09, 2024 12:18 AM (qfLjt)

260 I'm betting that's a European coffee cup, too. The domain is Turkish. Americans don't drink Turkish coffee unless desperate. In Europe. I don't even think you could buy that crap here if you wanted to.

Question is, who is so ignorant they don't know where GMT is? The filthy Turks? Or the filthy Swedes? Or filthy Austrians?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach'

In the Balkan peninsula Turkish coffee is just 'coffee'. If you want 'a cup of coffee' you have to get an Americano. I get a lot of cappuccinos when there.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 09, 2024 12:18 AM (9yXr+)

261 180 Was that horsey pun ruined for anyone else by the misspelled "reign"?

I guess I am the asshole.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 08, 2024 11:27 PM (w6EFb)

Nah, that was my clue that this was a pun-apalooza.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 09, 2024 12:19 AM (VxtCJ)

262 232 About getting the tank: I worked with a guy in the
Intelligence Community who had a knack for "acquiring things" we needed, but were often unobtainable. "How do you do it?", I asked. All he would say is, "It gets dark every night."

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 08, 2024 11:57 PM (bz/qU)

----
Face in the A-Team.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #134 at March 09, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)

263 Or filthy Austrians?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice,
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I'll take Turks for $1,000.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 12:20 AM (W7J06)

264 It'll be interesting 2 c if SOTU moves the polls needle any.

There weren't any new ones today, post-SOTU.

Posted by: mnw at March 09, 2024 12:21 AM (NLIak)

265 Victor Davis Hanson, sitting in his boxers and a wifebeater t-shirt, scowling at the computer screen as he reads the ONT. To his right he has a glass and a half empty bottle of Wild Turkey. To his left a joint smolders in an ashtray. In the corner rests a 12 gauge pump shotgun, in case he catches some Mexicans trespassing on his raisin ranch.
Suddenly, his scowl turns into a cruel smile, and he begins to type...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Superb!

Posted by: Luxembourg Is Overrated at March 09, 2024 12:22 AM (YlVKd)

266 That poor kid.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 10:24 PM (OTvdu)

At the age of 18, any child should be able to petition a judge to not only change their name, but to charge the parents with cruelty over it. If decided in the child's favor, they get to take the parents out behind the courthouse with a baseball bat and beat them until they are satisfied.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2024 12:22 AM (69JzL)

267 ----
Seen one pine tree, you've seen them all.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm not pining for the trees..
-------------------------

And forget the sun, you don't see it.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 12:22 AM (W7J06)

268 249
Damn, got to be quick before the apostrophe cops see it:
"it's almost 6000 feet altitude."

Posted by: Ciampino - Grammar cop is having a donut, phew! at March 09, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt)

269 255 Biden says he will only debate Trump if he behaves: President say there is a chance of a 2024 on-stage battle with his rival - but it 'depends on his behavior'

https://mol.im/a/13175179

Posted by: Ciampino
-----------------------

He sounds like a schoolmarm.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 12:28 AM (W7J06)

270 Hiding out:

Ted Kaczynski would still be living off the grid in his shack, if his SIL hadn't dropped a dime on him.

All that high tech thermo/drone stuff didn't play any part in his capture.

Posted by: mnw at March 09, 2024 12:28 AM (NLIak)

271 So who remembers what the mnemonic for their phone exchange was? Ours was "Olive-8" for 658-...
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:48 PM (sNc8Y)

MYrtle (695). The town over was CAstle (222).

I worked for a nationwide travel company in the early 80s. Back then, no exchange contained the numbers 1 or 0. When I came back to the US in 1996, everything had changed. There were crazy area codes. All those extra numbers for faxes, I suppose.

An ex-friend of mine worked on developing fax technology. He described what it would do and I was amazed.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 09, 2024 12:28 AM (w6EFb)

272 Maybe Ace may find this interesting: CBS developing first Black daytime soap in 35 years with “The Bold and The Beautiful” writer.

https://tinyurl.com/37m6tnzd

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #134 at March 09, 2024 12:29 AM (qfLjt)

273 Thought 18 is an adult.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 12:29 AM (W7J06)

274 Happy Friday, Horde, I mean it is still Friday where many of you are. We saw the sun here today, first time in a long while, another 1-2 inches of rain forecast from Saturday into Sunday.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 09, 2024 12:29 AM (Sgq8y)

275 I doubt Muldoon could do better

**********

Maybe not, weird dave, maybe not. But in the name of all that is holy when making puns I would not say "reigning in" spending when that is correct for neither holding down spending nor making horse puns. Reining inn spending," dude, "reining". . I award that guy zero points and may God have mercy on his soul.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2024 12:30 AM (991eG)

276 Jean Allison, Actress in ‘Edge of Fury' and Loads of TV Shows, Dies at 94

https://tinyurl.com/2s442p82

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #135 at March 09, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)

277 Idaho man killed ex-girlfriend's HORSE by shooting it multiple times after they broke up.

I say "he needs killing" as in the old days. Horse thief or horse killer = hanging.

https://mol.im/a/13171159

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #136 at March 09, 2024 12:35 AM (qfLjt)

278 I know we could joke about BBQ and steaks but over SEVEN THOUSAND cows have been killed in the Texas wildfires that have consumed the panhandle and were sparked by downed power lines.

https://mol.im/a/13171973

I feel for all the pain those cattle and all the other wild animals had to endure.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #137 at March 09, 2024 12:42 AM (qfLjt)

279 'Night all. And FJB with a live microphone.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 09, 2024 12:42 AM (AQ5h9)

280 Biden, 81, invites Americans to fly with him to MOSCOW for 'cheaper prescription drugs' in State of the Union blunder as he tries to brush aside age concerns

https://mol.im/a/13172181

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #138 at March 09, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)

281 Shawn Brayden Jones, 24, had recently broken up with Mailee Cooper, 22, and her 12-year-old horse Bree had been staying on his property. Cooper had raised the horse since she was just three years old.

Huh? How could the horse be 12? Maybe it's a typo and the horse was 21.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 09, 2024 12:43 AM (Sl3PU)

282 ...I say "he needs killing" as in the old days. Horse thief or horse killer = hanging. https://mol.im/a/13171159
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #136 at March 09, 2024 12:35 AM (qfLjt)


Agreed, but yeah, I'd hand out the same penalty for some scumbag that kiils a loved one's or "ex's" dog or cat, too.

It's not that I place a dog or a cat on an equal level as a human life.

But a scumbag who would DO that just to spite someone in their life? Said scumbag has just categorized themseleves as Less Than Human, and doth need purged from Society, as a whole.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2024 12:44 AM (e6UQI)

283 Victor Davis Hanson, sitting in his boxers and a wifebeater t-shirt, scowling at the computer screen as he reads the ONT. To his right he has a glass and a half empty bottle of Wild Turkey. To his left a joint smolders in an ashtray. In the corner rests a 12 gauge pump shotgun, in case he catches some Mexicans trespassing on his raisin ranch.
Suddenly, his scowl turns into a cruel smile, and he begins to type...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 09, 2024 12:16 AM (Sl3PU)

He knows that pants are not required.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 09, 2024 12:46 AM (w6EFb)

284 What would be a nice gift to two paramedics who hauled a 250-pounder on a gurney over soft, wet ground?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 09, 2024 12:47 AM (AQ5h9)

285 Stop and Frisk ramped up to 11: NY Gov Hochul says subway riders who refuse bag checks should 'go home'

https://mol.im/a/13171861

Hey lady, this is home! (some homeless person).

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #140 at March 09, 2024 12:47 AM (qfLjt)

286 258 Are YOU eligible for Biden's $5,000 per year housing credit?

Nope, house is paid for.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 09, 2024 12:48 AM (w6EFb)

287 Horse-killer resembles Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad. Anybody want to bet there's a bag of meth in the house?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 09, 2024 12:49 AM (Sl3PU)

288 283
He knows that pants are not required.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 09, 2024 12:46 AM (w6EFb)
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Yeah, but wait until Sunday, and then there's trouble.

Posted by: Ciampino - No pants but knee socks at March 09, 2024 12:50 AM (qfLjt)

289 What would be a nice gift to two paramedics who hauled a 250-pounder on a gurney over soft, wet ground?
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate

Back braces.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 09, 2024 12:51 AM (Sl3PU)

290 286 258 Are YOU eligible for Biden's $5,000 per year housing credit?

Nope, house is paid for.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
----------------------------

Mine too. He wants to get rid of us so he can give our houses to the poor.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 12:52 AM (W7J06)

291 284 What would be a nice gift to two paramedics who hauled a 250-pounder on a gurney over soft, wet ground?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 09, 2024 12:47 AM (AQ5h9)
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Gumboots and hoverboard?

Posted by: Ciampino - back to the future at March 09, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)

292 I award that guy zero points and may God have mercy on his soul.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2024 12:30 AM (991eG)

Hear, hear!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 09, 2024 12:55 AM (w6EFb)

293 Years ago, I had a vindictive ex. I couldn't afford to take any time off work, so had to be gone while he moved out. Meanwhile, I prayed hard for my 2 cats...

Oh, yeah, he *trashed* the place! But my furry finkies were okay, if just a bit freaked out. They were cowering under the bed, poor babies.

Changed the locks same day.

GRRRR!

Posted by: JQ at March 09, 2024 12:57 AM (njWTi)

294 Mine too. He wants to get rid of us so he can give our houses to the poor.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 12:52 AM (W7J06)

15-minute cities = modern immigrant slums.

Gotta keep the illegal laborer riffraff together and not in Beacon Hill, the Upper East Side, Nob Hill, et.al.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2024 12:58 AM (emlEe)

295 Biden scolds the Supreme Court to their faces for overturning Roe v. Wade: President, 81, tells justices 'with all due respect women are not without power' in pointed message at his State of the Union

https://mol.im/a/13171793

I hate that phrase "with all due respect" because it's really just saying the opposite, which can be summarized as "you are beyond contempt".

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #141 at March 09, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)

296 Sri Lankan student, 19, is charged with murder of two adults and four kids - including 2 month old baby - in house in Ottawa

https://mol.im/a/13171043

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #142 at March 09, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)

297 Mother of missing girl who captivated South Africa’s attention charged with selling her

https://tinyurl.com/3ymh92md

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #143 at March 09, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)

298 The world is full of crazies and they are sending them all over here.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 01:04 AM (W7J06)

299 Reining inn spending," dude, "reining". . I award that guy zero points and may God have mercy on his soul.
Posted by: Muldoon


Muldoon, like Alex Jones, is right

Posted by: Miklosian Experts say YES at March 09, 2024 01:04 AM (v+0wn)

300 As Hanson typed, he glanced at a torn-out photo of Ken Burns, pinned to the wall with a switchblade. Taking a long drag on his joint, he murmured "Soon, TV boy. Soon." The California darkness closed in around him, and somewhere a documentarian posing as a historian felt an unexplainable chill, as if someone had walked over his grave.

Ken Burns looked over his shoulder in sudden terror, but there was nothing there. But the mocking voice in his head dispelled any calm. "Nothing there this time. This time."

Posted by: Luxembourg Is Overrated at March 09, 2024 01:04 AM (YlVKd)

301 295 True. I'm turning in. Publius is asleep beside me. Poor man is worn out. It's very difficult for him to see his mama laid low. Of course it could be much worse. I'm trying to get them to wash the EEG goo from her hair. Been there since the day before yesterday, but she has to be cleared for a shower.

They wore her out today, poor thing. She's accustomed to napping like a cat. Imagine a cat having to do all of these therapy sessions.

Fortunately, she's too sweet to claw their faces off.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 09, 2024 01:05 AM (w6EFb)

302 My nurse from Rwanda said that her husband bought her.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 01:05 AM (W7J06)

303 Democrats are really like small children with their petty jealousies and gotchas:
Biden to crack down on PRIVATE JETS in tax raid on the super rich: President will eliminate tax breaks on corporate planes as Donald ramps up use of Trump Force One for 2024 rematch

https://mol.im/a/13169059

Just like NY, this is just aimed at Trump. Do you think Kerry is going to lose his tax break (well, his wife's)?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #144 at March 09, 2024 01:07 AM (qfLjt)

304 Biden scolds the Supreme Court to their faces for overturning Roe v. Wade: President, 81, tells justices 'with all due respect women are not without power' in pointed message at his State of the Union

I hate that phrase "with all due respect" because it's really just saying the opposite, which can be summarized as "you are beyond contempt".

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #141 at March 09, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)

Ah, Joey the B., bless his racist heart.

(When Joey the B. took on Corn Pop, it was a street battle for the ages. Beau even died there.)

TBH, I'm a little surprised by Joey the B.'s stance on abortion. With abortion, where's he gonna get little girls to sniff? He hasn't quite thought this through yet. Well, maybe not so much that he hasn't thought, but that he can't think anymore.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2024 01:08 AM (emlEe)

305 Fortunately, she's too sweet to claw their faces off.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Send Spud over to teach 'em some manners and Respect.

Posted by: Miklos is sorry to hear about this at March 09, 2024 01:10 AM (v+0wn)

306 Just like NY, this is just aimed at Trump. Do you think Kerry is going to lose his tax break (well, his wife's)?
Posted by: Ciampino

Kerry inherited money too, through a trust (of course).

Posted by: Miklos has never been on a private jet at March 09, 2024 01:12 AM (v+0wn)

307 Hiya

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2024 01:12 AM (fwDg9)

308 Hiya
Posted by: Skip

Finish your apple juice and BACK TO BED, YOUNG MAN

Posted by: Auntie Miklos will finish a hot toddy at March 09, 2024 01:14 AM (v+0wn)

309 307 Hiya
Posted by: Skip


Howdy!

Working midshift again?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 09, 2024 01:14 AM (W3T6M)

310 California's updated math curriculum may not require children to memorize times tables DESPITE huge public opposition

https://mol.im/a/13170341

They will use native-Math, indigenous-Math, minority-Math, afromath, and magic-Math (which is just a calculator or phone app). Also, for advanced students, Florida Bridge Team Math.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #145 at March 09, 2024 01:16 AM (qfLjt)

311 Also, for advanced students, Florida Bridge Team Math.
Posted by: Ciampino

carry the nought

Posted by: Jethro Miklos-Bodine at March 09, 2024 01:18 AM (v+0wn)

312 295 Biden scolds the Supreme Court to their faces for overturning Roe v. Wade: President, 81, tells justices 'with all due respect women are not without power' in pointed message at his State of the Union

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #141 at March 09, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
----------------------

Seeing F. Joe chastise the Supremes right in front of God and everybody was the best part of the show. The thing with the Supremes is that historically, be they left or right, they really like that feeling of being the final arbiter of any and everything, and they do NOT like to be challenged on that. Whatever they might write in an opinion doesn't necessarily show what they're really thinking. If you're a politician and the Supremes get a hard-on for you, you and your agenda have got a big problem, constitutional or not.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 09, 2024 01:18 AM (2AUjo)

313 Democrats are really like small children with their petty jealousies and gotchas:
Biden to crack down on PRIVATE JETS in tax raid on the super rich: President will eliminate tax breaks on corporate planes as Donald ramps up use of Trump Force One for 2024 rematch

Just like NY, this is just aimed at Trump. Do you think Kerry is going to lose his tax break (well, his wife's)?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #144 at March 09, 2024 01:07 AM (qfLjt)

Is that only for owners of corporate jets, or does that include people who own shares in leased planes? This could apply to any Republican candidate running for the presidency. Every candidate uses private aircraft to fly around the country; the prez gets to jet around in AF1, giving the incumbent an edge. While on the surface this may look like it's only going after Trump, it's more than that. The Dems do not want to give up any power and will do any desperate thing to keep it. If a candidate for president can't fly around this country easily and quickly to make multi-campaign stops in a day, oh well.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2024 01:20 AM (emlEe)

314 ISIS plot to slaughter Jews in Moscow synagogue: Terrorists planning gun massacre are killed in shootout

https://mol.im/a/13168987

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #146 at March 09, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

315 carry the nought

Posted by: Jethro Miklos-Bodine at March 09, 2024 01:18 AM (v+0wn)

I dread the thought.

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2024 01:22 AM (emlEe)

316 314 ISIS plot to slaughter Jews in Moscow synagogue: Terrorists planning gun massacre are killed in shootout

https://mol.im/a/13168987

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #146
----------------------------------

Russian justice.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 01:23 AM (W7J06)

317 ...My nurse from Rwanda said that her husband bought her. Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 01:05 AM (W7J06)


Well, I bought my Stereo, but at least it came with a "Mute" button. ("Stifle, Edith! /archiebunker).

But her hubby probably got the better deal. No mute button, but she'll make him a sammich?


/s


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2024 01:24 AM (e6UQI)

318 Is that only for owners of corporate jets, or does that include people who own shares in leased planes? This could apply to any Republican candidate running for the presidency. Every candidate uses private aircraft to fly around the country; the prez gets to jet around in AF1, giving the incumbent an edge. While on the surface this may look like it's only going after Trump, it's more than that. The Dems do not want to give up any power and will do any desperate thing to keep it. If a candidate for president can't fly around this country easily and quickly to make multi-campaign stops in a day, oh well.
Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2024 01:20 AM (emlEe)

I'm sure it would be possible to put corporate planes into a non-profit Foundation, and use them to shuttle "friends" of the Foundation around. I would not be surprised if rich leftards are not doing exactly that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2024 01:24 AM (tkR6S)

319 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by bees

And all the worker bees are chicks.

So when the queen bee says "make me a sammich," it's another girl bee who brings it to her.

Male bees: all they do is doink the queen.

Once, because their pecker breaks off when they do it and they die.

Being a bee sucks. Unless you're the queen.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2024 01:25 AM (DgGvY)

320 I'm sure it would be possible to put corporate planes into a non-profit Foundation, and use them to shuttle "friends" of the Foundation around. I would not be surprised if rich leftards are not doing exactly that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2024 01:24 AM (tkR6S)

Well, the Foundation only pays them, say, just over a million a year, so a non-profit jet is essential compensation for the poor dears.

I mean, who are we to judge?

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2024 01:27 AM (emlEe)

321 But her hubby probably got the better deal. No mute button, but she'll make him a sammich?
/s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim
------------------

She wanted to go with me but if that happened the confrontation with they spouse, if I understand African justice, would have been mortal and I don't have enough money for a good lawyer.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 01:27 AM (W7J06)

322 ...Whatever they might write in an opinion doesn't necessarily show what they're really thinking. If you're a politician and the Supremes get a hard-on for you, you and your agenda have got a big problem, constitutional or not. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 09, 2024 01:18 AM (2AUjo)


Diana Ross was always known to be a highly vindictive Diva, and one crossed her at their own peril.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2024 01:27 AM (e6UQI)

323 I hate that phrase "with all due respect" because it's really just saying the opposite, which can be summarized as "you are beyond contempt".
Posted by: Ciampino

They never say the second part out loud.

"With all due respect--which is none--[...]"

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2024 01:29 AM (DgGvY)

324 Being a bee sucks. Unless you're the queen.


https://youtu.be/Ez_BMNLrqGo?si=-wZWOc0wgRxJ2NZ3

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 09, 2024 01:31 AM (W3T6M)

325
Good evening, all!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2024 01:32 AM (lCaJd)

326 They never say the second part out loud.

"With all due respect--which is none--[...]"
Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2024 01:29 AM (DgGvY)

The more Pedo Joe disrespects the Scotus, the more likely it is that they will rule against him in upcoming cases.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2024 01:34 AM (tkR6S)

327 ..She wanted to go with me but if that happened the confrontation with they spouse, if I understand African justice, would have been mortal and I don't have enough money for a good lawyer. Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 01:27 AM (W7J06)


She doesn't "go with" you, there.

Rather, you hire a good kidnap crew, and have her exfiltrated OUT of that shithole. They send "ransom" demands, and quickly exhaust and finish the charade, and then ghost the datum. Leaving nothing behind, except WTF?

And next thing, she's got new credentials in some FREE and Western country, and you take things, from there.

Plausible Deniability ain't just for Govt. Ops, anymore.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 09, 2024 01:35 AM (e6UQI)

328 319
Male bees: all they do is doink the queen.

Once, because their pecker breaks off when they do it and they die.
----
And only one gets to boink the queen.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #147 at March 09, 2024 01:38 AM (qfLjt)

329 Maybe not, weird dave, maybe not. But in the name of all that is holy when making puns I would not say "reigning in" spending when that is correct for neither holding down spending nor making horse puns. Reining inn spending," dude, "reining". . I award that guy zero points and may God have mercy on his soul.

It's "Weirddave". How many points do you get? :p

Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2024 01:39 AM (6/M8P)

330 Denver pleads with landlords to rent their properties to migrants after closing shelters costing $60million

https://mol.im/a/13169735

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #148 at March 09, 2024 01:43 AM (qfLjt)

331
I would not be surprised if rich leftards are not doing exactly that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

============

Rich leftards will be excluded from the corporate jet tax one way or another. If they haven't thought of your workaround yet, they will -- although I hope every corporation with a jet does so.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2024 01:43 AM (lCaJd)

332 The more Pedo Joe disrespects the Scotus, the more likely it is that they will rule against him in upcoming cases.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2024 01:34 AM (tkR6S)

Do NOT piss off the ref. Rule number one, grasshopper.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 09, 2024 01:43 AM (sRfrW)

333 It's "Weirddave". How many points do you get? :p
Posted by: Weirddave

Is there a glottal stop between the d's, or do you just hold the "d" sound twice as long?

Posted by: mikeski is lowercase, so it's said quietly at March 09, 2024 01:44 AM (DgGvY)

334 PERVERTED #1
Depraved mother and son are charged with sexually abusing children as young as five and live streaming it for money as shaken judge says: 'You shocked the court'

https://mol.im/a/13169193

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #149 at March 09, 2024 01:44 AM (qfLjt)

335 Denver pleads with landlords to rent their properties to migrants after closing shelters costing $60million
Posted by: Ciampino

The migrants who are here because they ain't got no money?

Does "rent" mean something else in Colorado?

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2024 01:45 AM (DgGvY)

336
It'll be interesting 2 c if SOTU moves the polls needle any.

There weren't any new ones today, post-SOTU.

Posted by: mnw

============

I was depressed and angry over that speech last night for many reasons, and I can't imagine anyone other than his base thinking, "This speech is about me."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2024 01:45 AM (lCaJd)

337 PERVERTED #2
Dylan Mulvaney's reboot as a stand-up comic TANKS: viewers say gags against conservatives are 'cringe' and he's 'desperate for attention' after Bud Light fiasco

https://mol.im/a/13168997

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #150 at March 09, 2024 01:46 AM (qfLjt)

338 It's pronounced the way Muldoon wrote it. Or just call me asshole. If you want to be pedantic, "handsomest men in the world" works. Doesn't matter, I don't care. Just don't call me late to dinner.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2024 01:47 AM (6/M8P)

339 Denver pleads with landlords to rent their properties to migrants after closing shelters costing $60million

https://mol.im/a/13169735
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #148 at March 09, 2024 01:43 AM (qfLjt)

Is the city of Denver counseling their landlords to commit a Federal crime?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2024 01:50 AM (tkR6S)

340 Just don't call me late to dinner.
Posted by: Weirddave

Weird enough for me. Got it.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2024 01:50 AM (DgGvY)

341 Those bees don't have knees. I see a problem, here.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2024 01:50 AM (o3SCB)

342 Just don't call me late to dinner.
Posted by: Weirddave

It gets late early here .

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2024 01:51 AM (T4tVD)

343 Hiya
Posted by: Skip

Hiya back !

(WHY are YOU awake ?)

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2024 01:54 AM (T4tVD)

344 Dylan Mulvaney's reboot as a stand-up comic TANKS: viewers say gags against conservatives are 'cringe' and he's 'desperate for attention' after Bud Light fiasco
Posted by: Ciampino

Fixt.

Also, nice that they used "he's," since he's a he, despite what he may think.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2024 01:55 AM (DgGvY)

345 338 [Weirddave]'s pronounced the way Muldoon wrote it. ... If you want to be pedantic, "handsomest men in the world" works.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2024 01:47 AM (6/M8P)

Why would you be plural, Weirddave?

Posted by: m at March 09, 2024 01:55 AM (o3SCB)

346 To hide, you need a close, honorable friend, who can get 5 million dollars for letting you hide.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2024 01:55 AM (u82oZ)

347 345 338 [Weirddave]'s pronounced the way Muldoon wrote it. ... If you want to be pedantic, "handsomest men in the world" works.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2024 01:47 AM (6/M8P)

Why would you be plural, Weirddave?
Posted by: m


Schizophrenia?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 09, 2024 01:59 AM (W3T6M)

348 Why would you be plural, Weirddave?

Too much man for one body, I suppose.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 09, 2024 02:00 AM (i8VZR)

349 Jeepers, this whole month of the woman thing is frightening and I say this as a genuine, since birth female. I am old though, so I tend to forget, certain days of the Women's Month should cause concern for everybody. Yikes!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 09, 2024 02:04 AM (Sgq8y)

350 Jeepers, this whole month of the woman thing is frightening and I say this as a genuine, since birth female.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

I've been remiss in linking all-girl bands for all-girl month.

So here's one: Trident.

https://youtu.be/OCgr08Q7A6c

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2024 02:09 AM (DgGvY)

351 Hi Debby!

LOL@ Women's month...

Days of the women's month, oh hahaha.

Used to work with a young man, who thought ALL wimmen had their . at the same time.

"Oh, dear-- it is the 14th?" He would ask.

We wondered what he meant, until finding out... ROFL!

Posted by: JQ at March 09, 2024 02:10 AM (njWTi)

352 "Oh, dear-- it is the 14th?" He would ask.
We wondered what he meant, until finding out... ROFL!
Posted by: JQ

Women can synchronize, but usually not to a worldwide extent.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2024 02:13 AM (DgGvY)

353 >>>> 335 Denver pleads with landlords to rent their properties to migrants after closing shelters costing $60million
Posted by: Ciampino

The migrants who are here because they ain't got no money?

Does "rent" mean something else in Colorado?

Posted by: mikeski
----------------------

In proper corporatist socialism the landlords would be subsidized to make up for the inadequate payment and also be beneficiary of the grift.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2024 02:13 AM (W7J06)

354 Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2024 02:13 AM
-------

Yes, of course. But it was so funny! The kid was just a teen. His GF would always start on the 14th... He didn't know any better, at that age. LOL

Posted by: JQ at March 09, 2024 02:15 AM (njWTi)

355 Well, I am off to the rack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2024 02:16 AM (tkR6S)

356 275 Reining inn spending
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2024 12:30 AM (991eG)

hmm

Posted by: m at March 09, 2024 02:16 AM (o3SCB)

357 Thanks for the ONT WD !

It was Girthy, Mirthy and Worthy !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2024 02:20 AM (T4tVD)

358 On hiding for a week--

You can't take your phone, or your car, or use cards for any purchases. Hell, probably can't get past your front door without Big Brother 'seeing' you via facial recognition (if you live anywhere near street lights).

[If the DMV clerk told you to remove your glasses while they took your drivers' license picture, your face is *definitely* "in the system"]

Would be a tough challenge in this day of high-tech guv surveillance.

Posted by: JQ at March 09, 2024 02:24 AM (njWTi)

359 It was Girthy, Mirthy and Worthy !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2024 02:20 AM (T4tVD)

John Holmes, Miklos and James?

Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2024 02:26 AM (emlEe)

360 Night, Horde, fading fast, {{JQ}} always a pleasure to see you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 09, 2024 02:31 AM (Sgq8y)

361 G'night, Debby.

Sleep soundly!

Posted by: JQ at March 09, 2024 02:33 AM (njWTi)

362 The Andaman islands made AoS in November, 2018 as a story about the missionary john chau who "visited" north sentinel island and whose body was later spotted but not recovered.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 09, 2024 02:52 AM (KAi1n)

363 Friday night, and Morons must have better things to do?

Or... are we all *29* and down for our sleepy-time?

Posted by: JQ at March 09, 2024 03:07 AM (njWTi)

364
The Andaman islands made AoS in November, 2018 as a story about the missionary john chau who "visited" north sentinel island and whose body was later spotted but not recovered.
Posted by: SFGoth

============

What a story. What an idiot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2024 03:10 AM (lCaJd)

365 What a story. What an idiot.
------

Yeah, you'd think he'd do a bit of research before 'visiting'

Posted by: JQ at March 09, 2024 03:14 AM (njWTi)

366 What a story. What an idiot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2024 03:10 AM (lCaJd)

Yep.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at March 09, 2024 03:16 AM (emlEe)

367 addendum to my #365:

Or, after researching-- decide to *not visit* at all.

Posted by: JQ at March 09, 2024 03:21 AM (njWTi)

368 No rest for the weary

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2024 03:50 AM (fwDg9)

369 youtube.com/watch?v=6tRU8aIjlkg

Posted by: JQ at March 09, 2024 03:51 AM (njWTi)

370
Social media has some of the most savage comments about that guy.

Guy: let us introduce you to Jesus
Tribe: let US introduce YOU to Jesus.

-------

"Hey guys we have a visitor"
"Does he have a coconut with him?"
"No"
"Attack."

-------

Imagine not knowing the existence of the Kardashians

------------

Imagine the natives sitting with tiktok in their huts and then just fooling us all by playing natives on the beach when they have visitors.

-----------

He wanted to introduce sentinelese to Jesus, but unfortunately they had the same idea

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2024 04:10 AM (lCaJd)

371
Yep.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell

==============

LOL.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2024 04:23 AM (lCaJd)

372 WeirdDave!

Posted by: Candidus at March 09, 2024 08:18 AM (CqK30)

373 I posted the article at the time. Drunk and no license or something.

https://mol.im/a/13162521
Posted by: Ciampino - We are marching to Pretoria ... at March 08, 2024 10:47 PM (qfLjt)

Been using Brave when reading Daily Mail. Otherwise, that site is a mess with all the pop-up ads all over the place.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 09, 2024 08:44 AM (iODuv)

374 "Reining in", not "reigning in". Why do people always fuck that up? Appalling given the context used here.

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at March 09, 2024 10:45 AM (kvDvI)

375 Well Morons I just got through with a visit from 2 of my brothers who drove up from Dublin, Ga. It was a good visit.

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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat

Ann Coulter
National Review Online
The Perfect World
Free Republic
Lucianne
The Note

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