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Coleman Downtown1.jpg


Downtown Street

Glenn O. Coleman

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

2 1st?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

3 Foist?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 15, 2024 09:31 AM (dg+HA)

4 Lots of rubber marks. Isle of Man?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Not first. Dammit, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

6 Beware the Downtown Street?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2024 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

7 Accurately captures why I left the North - cold, dreary, and overcast.

No thanks.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2024 09:31 AM (sTg9F)

8 Blizzard of '87...before climate change.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

9 Snow!

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 09:32 AM (o3SCB)

10 Not first. Dammit, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)



I aim to please.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Kid on the right looks stupid. I like the colors though.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 15, 2024 09:32 AM (SfhV1)

12 That painting's trying so hard to be a Hopper, and failing miserably.

I still kinda like it, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

13 "the shots rang out, and everyone took cover..."

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 15, 2024 09:33 AM (ES0pL)

14
Outstanding work of the Ashcan School. Burchield, Hopper, et al.


Thanks CBD!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2024 09:33 AM (x0n13)

15 @12 thought the exact same thing. Hopper wannabe . I would hang however.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 15, 2024 09:33 AM (CAwN0)

16 I keep trying to read all the signage, but it's just not very clear.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 09:33 AM (o3SCB)

17 Would not hang. That town needed an ordinance prohibiting yellow buildings downtown.

Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2024 09:34 AM (5fDan)

18 It's ok. Little slice of city life.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024 09:34 AM (oaGWv)

19 Kid on the right about to throw a snowball at the guy on the left?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024 09:34 AM (0eaVi)

20 Eh.
Would like it more with sunlight. The grayness is sorta oppressive. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2024 09:34 AM (6IDWi)

21 Ow, my back!

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2024 09:34 AM (o2ZRX)

22 Punxsutawney Phil predicted an early Spring.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

23 ... except "COFFEE" is clear.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 09:34 AM (o3SCB)

24 Popeye and Bluto are about to enter the scene.

Posted by: huerfano at March 15, 2024 09:35 AM (qeiBW)

25 Not first. Dammit, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)


I aim to please.
Posted by: Sponge


Oh well. Happy Anniversary to you and the Missus anyway.

That means it's also TJM's birthday, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:35 AM (9yWhg)

26 Needs a roundabout

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2024 09:35 AM (Q4IgG)

27 That painting's trying so hard to be a Hopper, and failing miserably.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)


Interesting. I didn't see that. I thought it was more in the style of Bellows...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2024 09:35 AM (gSZYf)

28 Would not hang. That town needed an ordinance prohibiting yellow buildings downtown.
Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2024 09:34 AM (5fDan)

Don't eat in the yellow buildings.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024 09:35 AM (0eaVi)

29 "Oh, Warriors! Come out to plaaaay....."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 15, 2024 09:36 AM (T+Iwg)

30 That town needed an ordinance prohibiting yellow buildings downtown.
Posted by: Gref


The "No Yellow!" ordinance.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:36 AM (9yWhg)

31 Needs Julius Caesar.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2024 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

32 Accurately captures why I left the North - cold, dreary, and overcast.

Don't forget us! I mean...really...how could you?

Posted by: People in the Northeast that will TELL YOU they are better then you at March 15, 2024 09:36 AM (ibTVg)

33 Ohh...I know where thats at. That's Stattmitte Hammelburg. Right outside Luft Stalag XIII

Posted by: Outside of Life at March 15, 2024 09:36 AM (89Sog)

34 Drab Town Street

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 09:36 AM (o3SCB)

35 Would like it more with sunlight. The grayness is sorta oppressive. . .
Posted by: Lizzy


Sunlight is overrated. Seriously.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:37 AM (9yWhg)

36 Only one street light and it's not working. Must be Baltimore.

Posted by: dantesed at March 15, 2024 09:37 AM (88xKn)

37 >>That painting's trying so hard to be a Hopper, and failing miserably.

Hopper appreciated sunlight!
https://tinyurl.com/3y73btkf

Then again, this is Gloucester, where the light is fabulous. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2024 09:37 AM (6IDWi)

38 That town needed an ordinance prohibiting yellow buildings downtown.

Seconded. Hey...is that a jar of sugar by your coffee or ah...something better?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 15, 2024 09:37 AM (ibTVg)

39 No School Today!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

40 It's a bit bleak. Wouldn't want to live there, and if I did, I would move.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2024 09:37 AM (BxvY+)

41 Needs a roundabout
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Yes.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2024 09:37 AM (sTg9F)

42 Given that this dates from 1926 - a period of relative prosperity and when mechanization was in full swing - this town has no excuse for its egregious failure in street snow clearance.

The snowy sidewalks in the central business district are at least as bad. These shopkeepers obviously don't care about keeping their approaches clear. This place is going to become a slum the moment the great crash happens in a few years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 09:37 AM (HnUIn)

43 You can even see a little French Corporal pulling his haul of groceries on a sled!

Mon Dieu! Hurry before the guard changes!

Posted by: Outside of Life at March 15, 2024 09:37 AM (89Sog)

44 Yes.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2024 09:37 AM (sTg9F)

Wrong album cover.

Posted by: dantesed at March 15, 2024 09:38 AM (88xKn)

45 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Thatch at March 15, 2024 09:38 AM (bbi0+)

46
Oh, Colman, I had the most awful dream. You were an artist and everyone, but everyone, found your paintings to be boring, drab and derivative.

-- Louis Winthorpe III

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2024 09:38 AM (YRV46)

47 No School Today!
Posted by: redridinghood


To mourn the death of nonbinary, transgender, dictator of color Julia Caesar?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)

48 1. No dogs
2. No nekkid wymynses

Hence: not art

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 09:38 AM (bWsRe)

49 What the el?

Posted by: Where's the Yellow Snow? at March 15, 2024 09:38 AM (V5BDR)

50 >>Sunlight is overrated. Seriously.

Heh. No.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2024 09:39 AM (6IDWi)

51 46 Oh, Colman, I had the most awful dream. You were an artist and everyone, but everyone, found your paintings to be boring, drab and derivative.

-- Louis Winthorpe III
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 15, 2024 09:38 AM (YRV46)

hahahahaha
That was quick on the draw.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 09:39 AM (o3SCB)

52 Downtown after a snow!

"When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can go --
Downtown!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 09:39 AM (J2vNu)

53 What the el?
Posted by: Where's the Yellow Snow? at March 15, 2024 09:38 AM (V5BDR)
++++
It clearly isn't Chicago, or the L would be clearly visible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 09:40 AM (HnUIn)

54 Where are the wimmen at?
I was told there would be wimmenz on the Art Thread!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 15, 2024 09:41 AM (rOtXe)

55 Imagine the warmth and light that would be streaming from that coffee shop if this were a Kinkade!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

56 Snow, but no dogs.

Where's Leonhard Seppala and Togo?

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 09:41 AM (UnA8+)

57 HAPPY STABBY DAY!

- cave Idus Martias

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2024 09:41 AM (EGSGm)

58 You know who else heiled from a land where it snows AND was adept at painting buildings?

Posted by: Wien Sausage at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (V5BDR)

59 "When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can go --
Downtown!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 09:39 AM (J2vNu)
++++
:: borrows Sponge's shtick ::

You asked for it. Sort of.
https://youtu.be/ZcpMFF7BwSM?t=38

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (HnUIn)

60 or the L would be clearly visible


It gets posted a lot online.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (9yWhg)

61 There's something a-happening here.

What it is ain't 'zactly too clear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (4I/2K)

62 Oh well. Happy Anniversary to you and the Missus anyway.

That means it's also TJM's birthday, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:35 AM (9yWhg)



In the mirror universe, yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

63 I like the colors. Not too bright. Not too drab. That blue/aqua on the building on the left is lovely.

Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

64 To mourn the death of nonbinary, transgender, dictator of color Julia Caesar?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)
******
lol.
Nice!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

65 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 15, 2024 09:43 AM (rOtXe)

66 Boring, drab and derivative is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 15, 2024 09:43 AM (dg+HA)

67 Boring, drab and derivative is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 15, 2024 09:43 AM (dg+HA)
++++
Huh?

Posted by: Gray-faced bureaucrat with unlimited power at March 15, 2024 09:44 AM (HnUIn)

68 A Tale of Two Reviews.

I like the colors. Not too bright. Not too drab. That blue/aqua on the building on the left is lovely.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (OyyDO)



I like the colors. Not too bright. Not too drab. That blue/aqua on the building on the left is lovely.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

69 It's hard to make out the signs on the buildings.
One looks like it reads Coffee Pot.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2024 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

70 CRAP

Take two......


A Tale of Two Reviews:

I like the colors. Not too bright. Not too drab. That blue/aqua on the building on the left is lovely.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (OyyDO)



Boring, drab and derivative is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 15, 2024 09:43 AM (dg+HA)


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

71 57 HAPPY STABBY DAY!

- cave Idus Martias
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2024 09:41 AM (EGSGm)

Was looking for you on the tech thread! Happy Ides.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 09:45 AM (o3SCB)

72 Looking at some of the artist's other works some of which I like very much. He mostly painted and sketched New York City life.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024 09:45 AM (oaGWv)

73 I like it. It's kind of an artsy version of the two-point perspective technique that I learned in drafting class.

Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 09:45 AM (InBPA)

74 Up that street past the coffee shop: Looks like a person is guiding at least one of the equines.

I'd guess the store on the left is an antique or bric-a-brac shop. The one on the opposite corner, the sign starts to read "CREM" (or maybe "GREK") and then becomes unreadable, so no idea what that is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

75 Brutus (Caeser Stabber) > Brutus (Popeye Puncher)

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2024 09:46 AM (ibTVg)

76 *One looks like it reads Coffee Pot.*


CBD sales. The early years.

Posted by: And Coca cola contained cocaine at March 15, 2024 09:47 AM (dg+HA)

77 This is such an unrealistic painting. No garbage, no graffiti, no bums, no shit on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 09:47 AM (bWsRe)

78 There's something a-happening here.

What it is ain't 'zactly too clear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (4I/2K)

------------

There's a man with a kid on a sled
Askin' me "Where's the nearest head"

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 15, 2024 09:47 AM (Pobzf)

79 A Tale of Two Reviews.

I like the colors. Not too bright. Not too drab. That blue/aqua on the building on the left is lovely.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (OyyDO)


I like the colors. Not too bright. Not too drab. That blue/aqua on the building on the left is lovely.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:44 AM


It was the best of reviews. It was the worst of reviews.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2024 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)

80 The painting is by Coleman, but the street design is by Picasso.

Posted by: PabloD at March 15, 2024 09:47 AM (QOl1C)

81 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 15, 2024 09:47 AM (/Qszy)

82 Is that the Macy's Parade coming down the street?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 09:47 AM (4I/2K)

83 Was looking for you on the tech thread! Happy Ides.
Posted by: m

Was late today

Here, have a dagger
*offers hilt first*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 15, 2024 09:48 AM (EGSGm)

84 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

Meh. I'm in a really good mood today. Everything looks nice to me, even the dank, cold, winter rain outside.

Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:48 AM (OyyDO)

85
It was the best of reviews. It was the worst of reviews.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2024 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)



Damn copy/paste fail.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

86 I'd guess the store on the left is an antique or bric-a-brac shop. The one on the opposite corner, the sign starts to read "CREM" (or maybe "GREK") and then becomes unreadable, so no idea what that is.

I'm going with grocery, since those look like produce shelves in the bottom of the window. I can't figure out the unbelievably high in the sky train station though. At first, I thought it was a mill ... which would make perfect sense. But no, it is not.

Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 09:48 AM (InBPA)

87 Somehow that conveys my sense of modern day America.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 09:48 AM (++4z6)

88
Meh. I'm in a really good mood today. Everything looks nice to me, even the dank, cold, winter rain outside.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:48 AM (OyyDO)



Must be nice.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

89 It was the best of reviews. It was the worst of reviews.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2024 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)
++++
Oh, come now. What a fool. It can scarcely be both!

Posted by: Dickens' publisher at March 15, 2024 09:49 AM (HnUIn)

90 That one guy is pushing the crosswalk button, but there's no sign on the other side.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

91 Walk down State Street
Turn up Main
Lookin' for that girl
Who sells cocaine

Posted by: Jackson Browne at March 15, 2024 09:50 AM (dg+HA)

92 Damn copy/paste fail.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:48 AM


Heh. I went upthread looking for a double post.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2024 09:50 AM (Wnv9h)

93 This is such an unrealistic painting. No garbage, no graffiti, no bums, no shit on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 09:47 AM (bWsRe)

----------

"At least there are no carbon-spewing planet-killing vehicles, h8r!"

* cues "Almost Paradise" by Mike Reno & Ann Wilson -- and written by the great Eric Carmen *

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 15, 2024 09:50 AM (Pobzf)

94 I like the colors. Not too bright. Not too drab. That blue/aqua on the building on the left is lovely.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

It looks depressing to me.

Posted by: dantesed at March 15, 2024 09:50 AM (88xKn)

95
Heh. I went upthread looking for a double post.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2024 09:50 AM (Wnv9h)



I did correct it a few posts later........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

96 The red building behind the lamppost: From our vantage point, the lamppost exactly aligns with the righthand edge of the signage atop the ground-floor roof. Which seems unrealistic.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 09:50 AM (o3SCB)

97 I like the colors. Not too bright. Not too drab. That blue/aqua on the building on the left is lovely.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:42 AM (OyyDO)
----
It looks depressing to me.
Posted by: dantesed at March 15, 2024 09:50 AM (88xKn)
++++
In fairness, she *did* say that it's "blue."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 09:51 AM (HnUIn)

98 I like it when it is gray outside so this painting has some appeal to me with the overcast sky. There is a sense of being walled in, no place to go up down in or out, you're trapped like a rat.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 09:51 AM (++4z6)

99 :: borrows Sponge's shtick ::

You asked for it. Sort of.
https://youtu.be/ZcpMFF7BwSM?t=38
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024


***
Thank you! I'd never heard or seen that. Almost the only thing Sherman is remembered for is the "Hello, Mudda; Hello, Fadda" song. As the item says, he was Weird al Yankovic before there was a Weird Al.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 09:51 AM (J2vNu)

100 Who do I sue for the anti-queer hatred in this painting?!??! The snow is OBVIOUSLY a hate-filled attempt to cover the Pride Rainbow painted onto the intersection and crosswalks!!!

Posted by: Unhinged Gaystapo Activist at March 15, 2024 09:51 AM (ycI94)

101 Just took a peek at other Glenn O. Coleman painting - a lot of them have the same grayness. Born the same year as Edward Hopper:

an American artist born in the Midwest and relocated to New York City to pursue a career as an illustrator of urban modernity and, subsequently, as a modernist painter. He is best known for his anecdotal drawings of various enclaves of Lower Manhattan begun in 1905, which he later transcribed into lithographs in 1928. Today, Coleman's graphic renderings of the Bowery, the Lower East Side, and Chinatown stand as endearing documents of people and places of a bygone era. His mentor Robert Henri (1865-1929) declared: " (Coleman's work) is the record of a certain life drama going on about us here in New York ... (his) material is ... a page of life."$\sp1$ Indeed, Coleman is still cited for his expressive verism of New York City's urban genre, and such is his work that typifies the broader appeal of those artists known collectively as the Ashcan School--the second generation of New York Realists. "

So New York-y!! Oh look - he has a painting from the Cape Ann area, too: "Rockport:"
https://tinyurl.com/3mwc8btj

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM (6IDWi)

102 That one guy is pushing the crosswalk button, but there's no sign on the other side.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

--------------

Heh.

My initial thought was the man on the right -- who's pulling a child in a sled (when you zoom in) -- looks like he could be leaning against that lamppost, which brought to mind a great quote (I think this is a common paraphrase of the actual original as written):

"Most people use statistics like a drunk man uses a lamppost; more for support than illumination." -- Andrew Lang

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM (Pobzf)

103 Ten years ago on a cold dark night
Someone was killed 'neath the town hall lights
There were few at the scene, but they all agreed
That the slayer who ran looked a lot like me

Now, she walks these hills, in a long black veil
She visits my grave, when the night winds wail
Nobody knows, nobody sees
Nobody knows, but me


R. I. P. Lefty Frizzell

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM (uiWTm)

104 *considers posting link to Queensrÿche's Della Brown*

*remembers what happens when Queensrÿche is posted*

*assumes fetal position in corner*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

105 Must be nice.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

Going on vacation tomorrow.

Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

106 86 I can't figure out the unbelievably high in the sky train station though.
Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 09:48 AM (InBPA)

It's an elevated railway.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM (o3SCB)

107 The red building behind the lamppost: From our vantage point, the lamppost exactly aligns with the righthand edge of the signage atop the ground-floor roof. Which seems unrealistic.
Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 09:50 AM (o3SCB)

You just don't have the right perspective on it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024 09:53 AM (0eaVi)

108 I like it when it is gray outside so this painting has some appeal to me with the overcast sky.


Same here. A little sunlight goes a long way with me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:53 AM (9yWhg)

109 I wouldn't worry about the red building so much as the orange one across the street. Foundation's just about gone. It's gonna'
pull a Guam at any moment.

Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 09:53 AM (InBPA)

110 Farming Group Says One-Third of Growers Ready to Leave the Sector

-
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 09:53 AM (FVME7)

111 Going on vacation tomorrow.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

Going to Detroit, no?

Posted by: dantesed at March 15, 2024 09:53 AM (88xKn)

112 It's amazing how similar main streets in small Southwest towns look, in terms of architecture and arrangement. They're the same in a number of states whether the town is thriving or nearly dead, as long as the town was started circa 1900.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2024 09:53 AM (XjtdB)

113 At first glance I thought of Charles Dickens. Street scene from one of his stories? Maybe it was the drab colors.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024 09:53 AM (oaGWv)

114 It's an elevated railway.

With a 45 degree stairway. No thanks, I'll drive.

Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 09:53 AM (InBPA)

115
Going on vacation tomorrow.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM (OyyDO)



THAT explains it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

116 I just learned that Beau Biden was a trans woman and died after being attacked by three white girls in a bathroom.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 15, 2024 09:54 AM (Wg1x4)

117 Over there, stepping into the doorway. Is that,, is that a big bottom?

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjC0vMIrOAk

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 15, 2024 09:54 AM (X4yCj)

118 He is best known for his anecdotal drawings of various enclaves of Lower Manhattan begun in 1905

The Lower East Side....it really sucks.

Posted by: Ma Kelly at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (Wnv9h)

119 >>Looking at some of the artist's other works some of which I like very much. He mostly painted and sketched New York City life.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024 09:45 AM (oaGWv)
———
So did I and while I’m not a fan of this work, he did a painting titled “Speakeasy “. That I thought was well done

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (omU9l)

120 Seems like scrooge should be making an appearance.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (VwHCD)

121 Regarding the Fanni Willis judge finding

"Georgia law does not permit the finding of an actual conflict for simply making bad choices — even repeatedly — and it is the trial court’s duty to confine itself to the relevant issues and applicable law properly brought before it."

So it's not committing crimes, it is just bad choices. Can anyone use that as a defense?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (++4z6)

122 Snow improves the look of NYC for about an hour and a half. Then, the car and bus exhaust, along with the mix the Sanitation Department spreads on the streets, leads to a grimy grey, brown, slush that pools around every corner/sewer/ storm drain. Commuters have to stomp through/around it, ruining their expensive Italian shoes. And I forgot to mention the dog urine, though today that might be augmented by homeless, bum, urine. Not a good look.

Posted by: Winter Wonderland at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (V5BDR)

123 It's amazing how similar main streets in small Southwest towns look, in terms of architecture and arrangement.

Around here, it's always big courthouse in the middle, surrounded by a squared-off roundabout, with a ring of shops outside that ... then houses. Every single time.

Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (InBPA)

124 Going on vacation tomorrow.
Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

Have a safe and enjoyable time !

Posted by: JT at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (T4tVD)

125 Seems like scrooge should be making an appearance.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (VwHCD)



He's too busy swimming in his pool of gold coins.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

126 Yeah, Willis not booted from case. Trump to be railroaded?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (0eaVi)

127 Kurt Schlichter: Republicans Should Consider the Innovative Strategy of Not Screwing This Up

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Hey! Let's try to keep this discussion in the realm of reality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 09:56 AM (FVME7)

128 "Same here. A little sunlight goes a long way with me."

I thought I was the only one who liked overcast days.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024 09:56 AM (oaGWv)

129 The building with the arch door and shutters is the one I want to see more of.
Sadly it's cut off.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2024 09:56 AM (NpAcC)

130 Oh look - he has a painting from the Cape Ann area, too: "Rockport:"
https://tinyurl.com/3mwc8btj

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM


*sniffs*

It's no Motif #1.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2024 09:56 AM (Wnv9h)

131 "... Coleman is still cited for his expressive verism of New York City's urban genre, and such is his work that typifies the broader appeal of those artists known collectively as the Ashcan School--the second generation of New York Realists."

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Huh, two new terms: "verism" and "Ashcan School."

My parents were born in Butte, MT and I spent most of the first four years of my life there -- and often the first memory I recall of it are the sights and sounds of people openly burning their garbage in their ashcans.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 15, 2024 09:56 AM (Pobzf)

132 Oh look - he has a painting from the Cape Ann area, too: "Rockport:"
https://tinyurl.com/3mwc8btj

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2024 09:52 AM



Seems the builder there built my house. Not one straight wall in the place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

133 This looks like a good place to set up our olive oil import company, Genco.

Posted by: Vito Corleone at March 15, 2024 09:57 AM (4I/2K)

134 Thank you! I'd never heard or seen that. Almost the only thing Sherman is remembered for is the "Hello, Mudda; Hello, Fadda" song. As the item says, he was Weird al Yankovic before there was a Weird Al.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 09:51 AM (J2vNu)
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I've long found Sherman amusing. A lot of his stuff is extremely Jewish and I find it hilarious. He made a bunch of stuff during the sort of golden age of American Jewish comedy centered in the Catskills (the "Borscht Belt") before the urban Jewish populations got rich enough (and air travel cheap enough) to sort of put an end to the urbanites driving to the inland mountains for vacations. I don't know if non-Jews find it all that funny, but I sure do. A prime example:
https://youtu.be/YWdjds9iwcA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 09:57 AM (HnUIn)

135 I can't figure out the unbelievably high in the sky train station though.
Posted by: Factoids



Unbelievably high? No, no, no. Prays.
Opens electric bill.

Picture of Snoop Dog falls out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 09:57 AM (uiWTm)

136 >>It's no Motif #1.


But it looks like it *is* Motif #1 - just in drab brown, lol!
The building on the left is the right shape. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2024 09:58 AM (6IDWi)

137 Going on vacation tomorrow.
Posted by: Kris

Fly to Las Vegas! It's a gamble whether you get there and you can gamble once you get there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 09:58 AM (FVME7)

138 Behind the dormer windows is a garret where an aspiring artist writes poetry and pretends he's in Paris.

It's sad, really.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2024 09:58 AM (qne3Q)

139 Picture of Snoop Dog falls out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 09:57 AM (uiWTm)


That is, indeed, unbelievably high.

Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (InBPA)

140 It's weird to have another attorney removed from a case just because he wore a brown belt with black shoes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (Wg1x4)

141 Seems the builder there built my house. Not one straight wall in the place.
Posted by: Sponge


Graduates of the prestigious Mexico City Shool of Construction.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (uiWTm)

142 >>Sunlight is overrated. Seriously.

Heh. No.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2024 09:39 AM (6IDWi)

Exactly. I had no idea just how solar powered I was until we moved to State College. The tension among all the different local governing bodies as well as the university just added to the misery.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (XjtdB)

143 @127

>>Hey! Let's try to keep this discussion in the realm of reality.

The GOP has frittered away their majority down to 1 vote, so that means if G-d forbid someone dies or a couple are taking a piss and are not on the floor, the Donks have the majority, and can attempt to ram stuff through.

What a ridiculous goofball party we are saddled with.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (JIdXK)

144 https://youtu.be/k6E6zZy0B5M?si=iDQbODUpD18gngTS
Downtown by Anya Taylor Joy

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (5Haz/)

145 Painting looks like Charlestown. Everyone must be at the Chiefs game.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (0eaVi)

146 Snow improves the look of NYC for about an hour and a half. Then, the car and bus exhaust, along with the mix the Sanitation Department spreads on the streets, leads to a grimy grey, brown, slush that pools around every corner/sewer/ storm drain. Commuters have to stomp through/around it, ruining their expensive Italian shoes. And I forgot to mention the dog urine, though today that might be augmented by homeless, bum, urine. Not a good look.
Posted by: Winter Wonderland at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (V5BDR)
++++
Upstate is awful for that, because the snow will be there from November clear through to March or April.

The mounds of white snow from the plows turn gray, then melt a bit, then turn into mounds of gray ice. Then the next snowfall and the process repeats. For months.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (HnUIn)

147 I get Alan Sherman mixed up with that other comedic singer. Tom Lehrer? I think they're both pretty funny.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)

148 Looking at some of the artist's other works some of which I like very much. He mostly painted and sketched New York City life.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024


***
So this could have been a neighborhood close by, and under, the Third Avenue El?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (J2vNu)

149 So it's not committing crimes, it is just bad choices. Can anyone use that as a defense?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 09:55 AM (++4z6)

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I'm sure the IRS will allow it ... if your name is Biden.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (Pobzf)

150 That's an elevated train platform st the rear of the painting. You can tell by the stairs leading up to it. I think it might be the old 8th Avenue el that was demolished around 1940. Some sections of that el were quite high off the ground.

Posted by: Ex-resident at March 15, 2024 10:00 AM (V5BDR)

151 Exactly. I had no idea just how solar powered I was until we moved to State College.

It's tough to get the right amount of Vitamin D when you're pinned under Jerry Sandusky.

Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 10:00 AM (InBPA)

152 I get Alan Sherman mixed up with that other comedic singer. Tom Lehrer? I think they're both pretty funny.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)
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Yeah, same era, both comedic singer/songwriters. Radically different subject matter, though. Lehrer was decidedly academic, Sherman much more cultural.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:00 AM (HnUIn)

153 This is from 1926, but it gives off more of a 1932 Depression vibe. I guess not everybody was Roaring in the Twenties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:01 AM (J2vNu)

154 Lyft and Uber say they will leave Minneapolis after city council forces them to pay drivers more. MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Lyft and Uber said they will cease operations in Minneapolis after the city’s council voted Thursday to override a mayoral veto and require that ride-hailing services increase driver wages to the equivalent of the local minimum wage of $15.57 an hour.

That's definitely a bad look for Uber and Lyft. Good riddance, and fuck 'em both.

Predatory corporation sez wut? Some other outfit will take over or taxis will take up the slack.

The fares are a little less than taxis because their drivers are paid slave wages and they have no regulations. Their presence also suppresses the use of mass transit.

Uber and Lyft: "the people driving our cars are so unskilled, they don't deserve the basic wage of a human being". "Don't worry about safety - we don't!"

On-demand door-to-door will always beat mass-transit, especially for those with mobility issues and limited minority community routes. US cities have a long way to go before mass transportation is as well-meshed with daily living as Europe.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 15, 2024 10:01 AM (ycI94)

155 Regarding the Fanni Willis judge finding

"Georgia law does not permit the finding of an actual conflict for simply making bad choices — even repeatedly — and it is the trial court’s duty to confine itself to the relevant issues and applicable law properly brought before it."

So it's not committing crimes, it is just bad choices. Can anyone use that as a defense?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


That's an instant appeal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:01 AM (uiWTm)

156 Kinda reminds me of the old steel towns - Campbell, Mingo Junction or Struthers Ahia.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2024 10:01 AM (sTg9F)

157 I like it. It's kind of an artsy version of the two-point perspective technique that I learned in drafting class.
Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 09:45 AM (InBPA)
++++
When I was a kid, I wanted to be an architect.

Taking a single drafting class as a young teenager disabused me of that notion. It turns out I have zero talent. None. I can't draw for shit, even in structured forms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:01 AM (HnUIn)

158 It's SOOOOO funny when this rolls across the playlist on the jukebox........


https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44?t=12

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

159 Seems the builder there built my house. Not one straight wall in the place.
Posted by: Sponge


Graduates of the prestigious Mexico City Shool of Construction.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (uiWTm)

The plumb bob, square, and level are all tools of white colonial oppression!

Posted by: Count de Monet, who's Houston home drove the wallpaperer nutz. at March 15, 2024 10:02 AM (4I/2K)

160 The first 1/4 of a % is the hardest.

"Progress": Biden Deports Entire 0.25% of Illegal Venezuelans Who Have Entered U.S.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 10:02 AM (FVME7)

161 ... The fares are a little less than taxis because their drivers are paid slave wages and they have no regulations. Their presence also suppresses the use of mass transit. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 15, 2024 10:01 AM (ycI94)
+++++
Ah. So the real problems are not the regulatory regime or the iron-fist control of the taxi industry, but that too many cabs means too little use of buses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:03 AM (HnUIn)

162 But it looks like it *is* Motif #1 - just in drab brown, lol!
The building on the left is the right shape. . .?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2024 09:58 AM


It does, actually.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2024 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)

163 129 The building with the arch door and shutters is the one I want to see more of.
Sadly it's cut off.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2024 09:56 AM (NpAcC)

Looks like its downspout is busted.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 10:03 AM (o3SCB)

164 I always thought the Borscht Belt would've been a fun place to hang out. (And I'm a gentile.) All those comedians and musicians. I bet the food was fantastic, too.

I would've liked to have seen some Yiddish theater. Translated into English, of course.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:03 AM (9yWhg)

165 I am trepedatious of the White Rural Rage on displation in this painting.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 15, 2024 10:04 AM (8tIW1)

166 On-demand door-to-door will always beat mass-transit,


And they are just figuring this out in 2024.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:04 AM (uiWTm)

167 Painting looks like Charlestown. Everyone must be at the Chiefs game.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (0eaVi)

Dave's a killer!

Posted by: Hanson Brother at March 15, 2024 10:04 AM (4I/2K)

168 Ah. So the real problems are not the regulatory regime or the iron-fist control of the taxi industry, but that too many cabs means too little use of buses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:03 AM (HnUIn)

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Buses are only form of transportation approved for the masses by the party, comrade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (qne3Q)

169 Taking a single drafting class as a young teenager disabused me of that notion. It turns out I have zero talent. None. I can't draw for shit, even in structured forms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:01 AM (HnUIn)


Really ? I can't freehand a damn thing either. But man, I can draft. When I first got out of school, that was my job. All the old power-houses still had stuff on mylar - so you hand-edited that stuff. Right place, right time - four years of high-school drafting paid off quicker than four years of college engineering. At least at first.

Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (InBPA)

170 A shot through the waterline, from the Bee:

"Canadian Supreme Court Rules ‘Justin Trudeau’ Is An Outdated Term And Should Instead Be Referred To As ‘Person With A Vagina’"

LOL. It must piss off Trudeau off to no end that the US hasn't made ridiculing him illegal yet. If a Canadian made that joke, they'd probably just execute him, at this point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (0FoWg)

171 After looking at the station for a while, I've decided that it's not up all that high. It's just in a depressed part of town.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (0eaVi)

172 Sorry, that was the Ninth Avenue el. There was a Suicide Curve on it around Columbia University that was a very tight curve very high off the ground.

Posted by: Ex-resident at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (V5BDR)

173 I always thought the Borscht Belt would've been a fun place to hang out. (And I'm a gentile.) All those comedians and musicians. I bet the food was fantastic, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Would have been a bitch to get a BLT sammich.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (uiWTm)

174 Downtown by Anya Taylor Joy
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (5Haz/)
++++
Slow, breathy takes on fun, upbeat songs do nothing for me.

Like this one - admittedly much worse in every way - which is a breathy, downbeat hipster cover of a song who's only redeeming quality in the first place was that it was upbeat and fun:
https://youtu.be/zvvT2BMmrSA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (HnUIn)

175 "Same here. A little sunlight goes a long way with me."

I thought I was the only one who liked overcast days.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024


***
Same with me!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:06 AM (J2vNu)

176 Why Not: Biden Admin Sending Tribes $120 Million To Fight Climate Change

-
Mrs. Wrecks is a card carrying Native American! Maybe we can get some if that sweet, sweet free climate collapse money!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 10:06 AM (FVME7)

177 Huh, two new terms: "verism" and "Ashcan School."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 15, 2024 09:56 AM (Pobzf)

Verism is from the Latin for "true". It usually refers to art that is factual or real, not romanticized or idealized. Roman portraiture, before Augustus, was veristic. Displaying your physical flaws and aging was actually flattering and desired because it could communicate character and personality.

Like this guy: https://tinyurl.com/mrxymasn

Posted by: Kris at March 15, 2024 10:06 AM (OyyDO)

178 Last time I was in Mingo Junction it was looking pretty bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 15, 2024 10:06 AM (KeNvt)

179 After looking at the station for a while, I've decided that it's not up all that high.

It's just in a depressed part of town.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Just need some happy trees painted around it.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:07 AM (uiWTm)

180 A shot through the waterline, from the Bee:

"Canadian Supreme Court Rules ‘Justin Trudeau’ Is An Outdated Term And Should Instead Be Referred To As ‘Person With A Vagina’"

LOL. It must piss off Trudeau off to no end that the US hasn't made ridiculing him illegal yet. If a Canadian made that joke, they'd probably just execute him, at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (0FoWg)
++++
I'm sure the ambassador has already gotten an earful.

And that's pretty crude for a Bee headline. They must have some serious contempt for Trudeau.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)

181 https://youtu.be/zvvT2BMmrSA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (HnUIn)



Women shouldn't eat pussy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

182 Advil appears to be saying to Bud Light "hold my pain killer" . They have put out a commercial saying Advil fights "racial pain". There's a thread at Twitchy. The advertisement community is "woke as f**k" and must die

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 15, 2024 10:07 AM (CAwN0)

183 166 On-demand door-to-door will always beat mass-transit,


And they are just figuring this out in 2024.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:04 AM (uiWTm)

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Somehow, standing there like a dork under a Bus Stop sign in the rain for 30 minutes never caught on with the bourgeoisie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2024 10:07 AM (qne3Q)

184 "Same here. A little sunlight goes a long way with me."

I thought I was the only one who liked overcast days.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024

***
Same with me!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Geez you guys. I get depressed as all get out.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2024 10:07 AM (sTg9F)

185 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (HnUIn)

oh dear lord that's horrible

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:08 AM (0FoWg)

186
And that's pretty crude for a Bee headline. They must have some serious contempt for Trudeau.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)



As they SHOULD. That dude is a serious piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

187 Why Not: Biden Admin Sending Tribes $120 Million To Fight Climate Change

-
Mrs. Wrecks is a card carrying Native American! Maybe we can get some if that sweet, sweet free climate collapse money!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Damn. Gonna have to tell she hobbit to get in on that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:08 AM (MGB5H)

188 Really ? I can't freehand a damn thing either. But man, I can draft. When I first got out of school, that was my job. All the old power-houses still had stuff on mylar - so you hand-edited that stuff. Right place, right time - four years of high-school drafting paid off quicker than four years of college engineering. At least at first.
Posted by: Factoids at March 15, 2024 10:05 AM (InBPA)
++++
I envy you LOL. Making plans for projects, etc. is brutally tedious for me and extremely difficult. I can read them well enough, but making them? Fuhgedaboutit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:08 AM (HnUIn)

189 "Why Not: Biden Admin Sending Tribes $120 Million To Fight Climate Change "


Because building casinos is a sure way to fight climate change.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2024 10:08 AM (JojsZ)

190 Women shouldn't eat pussy.
Posted by: Sponge

I'd never eat my pussy!!

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at March 15, 2024 10:08 AM (sTg9F)

191 Kurt Schlichter: Republicans Should Consider the Innovative Strategy of Not Screwing This Up
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Hey! Let's try to keep this discussion in the realm of reality.


Last week, he wrote a column bemoaning the lack of a coherent, proactive legal strategy. This week, the new people in charge of the RNC fired most of the existing "leaders", and cited a coherent, proactive legal strategy as their goal, as well as making sure that donors see that their money is well spent. (see the link below) It seems to me that things are moving in the right direction. Sure, we need to see if the results match the rhetoric, but recognition of the problems is a lot more than we ever got from the old crew.

According to the Washington Post, former chair Ronna McDaniel was "blindsided by the speed of the changes." I'm sure she was. That's why she needed to go.

https://tinyurl.com/4xpbfpdn

Posted by: Archimedes at March 15, 2024 10:09 AM (CsUN+)

192 When I was a kid, I wanted to be an architect.

Taking a single drafting class as a young teenager disabused me of that notion. It turns out I have zero talent. None. I can't draw for shit, even in structured forms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I find architecture to be a fascinating subject. I never took drafting, but I probably would've had the same experience you did. I don't art. So I just admire actual (good) architecture.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:09 AM (9yWhg)

193 Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at March 15, 2024 10:08 AM (sTg9F)


Wow....quite the sock there.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

194 Hey Advil -

'Cause I haven't got time for the pain
I haven't got room for the pain
I haven't the need for the pain
Not since I've known you.

Posted by: count de Monet, singing to two fingers of brown spirits at March 15, 2024 10:09 AM (4I/2K)

195 So the real problems are not the regulatory regime or the iron-fist control of the taxi industry, but that too many cabs means too little use of buses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:03 AM (HnUIn)
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Buses are only form of transportation approved for the masses by the party, comrade.
Posted by: Cicero

Yes, I've never seen the argument that RideShare apps are bad because they disincentivize adoption of more mass transit, but when looked at through the lens of a radical Leftist collectivist, it makes perfect sense. Use RideShare to destroy the established taxi service, then continue to increase regulatory and financial burdens on the RideShares until mass transit is finally the better option.

Or, encourage depopulation.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 15, 2024 10:09 AM (ycI94)

196 I will not make a joke about how it's a real headache not being as cool as the whites.

But it's a real struggle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:10 AM (0FoWg)

197 LOL. It must piss off Trudeau off to no end that the US hasn't made ridiculing him illegal yet. If a Canadian made that joke, they'd probably just execute him, at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'm sure the ambassador has already gotten an earful.

And that's pretty crude for a Bee headline. They must have some serious contempt for Trudeau.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Not from the Bee:

Welcome to
@JustinTrudeau's Canada.

Where guns are illegal. Except criminals have them, and you don’t.

And the police are imploring you to leave your keys at the front door so armed criminals can steal your cars, and hopefully spare your life.

http://tiny.cc/czijxz

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:10 AM (uiWTm)

198 Judge ruled on Fani case. Guess what.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2024 10:10 AM (6ZY4c)

199 I get Alan Sherman mixed up with that other comedic singer. Tom Lehrer? I think they're both pretty funny.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 09:59 AM (9yWhg)
++++
Yeah, same era, both comedic singer/songwriters. Radically different subject matter, though. Lehrer was decidedly academic, Sherman much more cultural.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024


***
From the days when you could understand each word a performer spoke or sang, and the lyrics were expected to be better than the "There was a young man from Nantucket" variety.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)

200 Gee I wonder if Ms snizz will fire her EX fuck boi

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:10 AM (MGB5H)

201 When I was a kid, I wanted to be an architect.

Taking a single drafting class as a young teenager disabused me of that notion. It turns out I have zero talent. None. I can't draw for shit, even in structured forms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I find architecture to be a fascinating subject. I never took drafting, but I probably would've had the same experience you did. I don't art. So I just admire actual (good) architecture.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:09 AM (9yWhg)

I wanted to be an architect too.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 15, 2024 10:10 AM (4I/2K)

202

Because building casinos is a sure way to fight climate change.
Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2024 10:08 AM (JojsZ)



I thought the casinos in Oklahoma all had to be Indian owned and managed.

There's a Rock n' Brews Casino up there which is a Gene Simmons thing......didn't know he was Native American.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Thought Bubble on the Right - a limerick

"Take the kid out." the wife said
"It'll be fun, he can ride on his sled!"
"After four miles of draggin'
Just to see the Wells Fargo wagon
I think I'd be better off dead!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2024 10:11 AM (991eG)

204 oh dear lord that's horrible
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:08 AM (0FoWg)
++++
It is of a particular sub-genre that I call, "Tech Advertising Music (Slow)."

A lot of tech ads use shit like this. The rest use sort of the opposite - upbeat electronica with indistinguishable vocal lines.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:11 AM (HnUIn)

205 When I was a kid, I wanted to be an architect.

Taking a single drafting class as a young teenager disabused me of that notion. It turns out I have zero talent. None. I can't draw for shit, even in structured forms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Fist bump!
Also, too much maths.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:11 AM (uiWTm)

206 190 Women shouldn't eat pussy.
Posted by: Sponge

I'd never eat my pussy!!
Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe

What!?! I'll be damned if I let a MAN do it! That reminds me....Huma! Get that sweet ass in here! Mommy needs some fun time....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 15, 2024 10:11 AM (ycI94)

207 Gee I wonder if Ms snizz will fire her EX fuck boi
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:10 AM (MGB5H)



Her methods have been proven sound. She'll just go buy another dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

208 When I was a kid, I wanted to be an architect.

Taking a single drafting class as a young teenager disabused me of that notion. It turns out I have zero talent. None. I can't draw for shit, even in structured forms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Fist bump!
Also, too much maths.
Posted by: rickb223

I loved the maths part of it. But I can't draw a straight line with a ruler.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:12 AM (MGB5H)

209 Last time I was in Mingo Junction it was looking pretty bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 15, 2024 10:06 AM (KeNvt)

Look, it was a million to one shot, ok?!

Posted by: Mingo's Axe at March 15, 2024 10:12 AM (0eaVi)

210 War crime!

Israel Kills Hamas Commander At UN Food Distribution Center in Gaza

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 10:13 AM (FVME7)

211 @121

>>So it's not committing crimes, it is just bad choices. Can anyone use that as a defense?

As was noted yesterday.....

Ersatz Judge Scott McAfee: What Fawni Williss and Mr. Sweet Dick did was objectively unethical, immoral and criminal, however, I find that no reasonable jurist would move to disqualify them, case dismissed, may lord have mercy on this court, now if you'll excuse me, I have this gigantic bag of money and horses head that just appeared in my chambers that I have to deal with, court adjourned.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2024 10:13 AM (JIdXK)

212 I thought I was the only one who liked overcast days.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024

John (first, late) Husband had very dark hair and very fair skin that burned easily, so he definitely preferred overcast.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2024 10:14 AM (XjtdB)

213 Her methods have been proven sound. She'll just go buy another dick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

She'll just make sure to put that one on the payroll of the state on a non visible case. She learned her lesson.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:14 AM (MGB5H)

214
I thought I was the only one who liked overcast days.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024

***
Same with me!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Geez you guys. I get depressed as all get out.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2024


***
After working outdoors in an un-airconditioned van for so many years in a foul hot climate? I have Seasonal Affective Disorder in reverse. If I move to a climate where winter actually occurs on schedule and summer is not ten months long, I may change my mind. Though I loved Denver's winters, I was as glad as anybody to see and feel the first dry warm day of spring.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:14 AM (J2vNu)

215 War crime!

Israel Kills Hamas Commander At UN Food Distribution Center in Gaza
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 10:13 AM (FVME7)



It's not as much the commander as it is the 47 children and babies they mowed down to get to him.

-- -- Reuters

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

216 Did you really expect anything different?

Fulton County DA Fani Willis case against Trump can continue if she or special prosecutor Wade remove themselves, judge rules.

Trump co-defendant Michael Roman accused Willis of misconduct for her “clandestine” relationship with Nathan Wade, whom she appointed as special counsel.


https://tinyurl.com/3sc6ur3y

Posted by: Archimedes at March 15, 2024 10:14 AM (CsUN+)

217 I loved the maths part of it. But I can't draw a straight line with a ruler.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:12 AM (MGB5H)
++++
Ditto. Well, I didn't love the math, but I could do it. I didn't come to actually kinda like math until I became a grown-up, but I could do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:14 AM (HnUIn)

218 "And the police are imploring you to leave your keys at the front door so armed criminals can steal your cars, and hopefully spare your life.

http://tiny.cc/czijxz

Posted by: rickb223"


Better yet, also leave a pre-signed Bill of Sale to put the title in the thieves name and save them all the trouble. Nobody get hurt and crime rates plummet.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2024 10:14 AM (JojsZ)

219 And that's pretty crude for a Bee headline. They must have some serious contempt for Trudeau.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)

The fact that he hasn't gotten the Mussolini treatment yet proves the theory that the default condition of mankind is slavery.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 15, 2024 10:15 AM (VwHCD)

220 Better yet, also leave a pre-signed Bill of Sale to put the title in the thieves name and save them all the trouble. Nobody get hurt and crime rates plummet.
Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2024 10:14 AM (JojsZ)
++++
No good. If it's a sale then the insurance company won't pay out and that harms the core progressive argument of, "it doesn't matter because it's 'just property' and it's insured anyway so it's a victimless crime."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:15 AM (HnUIn)

221 I wanted to be an architect too.
Posted by: George Costanza at March 15, 2024


***
No, you just wanted to *pretend* to be an architect!

Posted by: Jerry, Who Knows You Too Well at March 15, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu)

222 On the green building: That wooden post at the corner of the building looks mighty insubstantial.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 10:16 AM (o3SCB)

223 And the police are imploring you to leave your keys at the front door so armed criminals can steal your cars, and hopefully spare your life.

------

I've been posting handbills in the neighborhood, telling people to leave bourbon whiskey and homemade cheeseburgers in the street, lest a local maniac should forage for booze and burgers in their homes. Sadly, nobody's yet heeded my dire warnings. It's only a matter of time til they wish they had, but by then it'll be too late. Sad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:16 AM (0FoWg)

224 I wanted to be an architect too.
Posted by: George Costanza at March 15, 2024 10:10 AM

*********

Is It Drafty In Here? - a limerick

George Costanza was oft heard to say:
"I'd like to be an architect one day
Maybe I coulld learn some tricks
That would help me pick up chicks
From my childhood hero, Art Vandalay!"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2024 10:16 AM (991eG)

225 "But I can't draw a straight line with a ruler."

Yep. That's me too. My mom was a pretty good artist though. She used draw paper dolls for my sisters and me. It's been a while since paper dolls were a thing.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (oaGWv)

226 Not from the Bee or from Not The Bee??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (2yu8s)

227 Oh, so it's turning into that kind of Art Thread, CBD?

Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (JwHpX)

228 Bleak enough to be a believable scene from N.Y.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (d9Tn5)

229 thought the casinos in Oklahoma all had to be Indian owned and managed.

There's a Rock n' Brews Casino up there which is a Gene Simmons thing......didn't know he was Native American.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

It's a kaw nation casino. They just opted to use an established brand and use them as the face. But your point isn't wrong.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (MGB5H)

230 So Wade gets kicked to the curb.

Will he backstab Fani?

Popcorn anyone and check bingo card.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (wWIcc)

231 Not from the Bee or from Not The Bee??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (2yu8s




THAT, is the question.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

232 Thank you to all you Morons praying for me in last night's Cafe. It will be nice to be healed from these symptoms. Surgeon sposed to be a touring pro, lucky to have him on the job.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (3eDMW)

233 Mrs. Wrecks is a card carrying Native American! Maybe we can get some if that sweet, sweet free climate collapse money!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 10:06 AM (FVME7)

I wonder what tribes. Sister-in-law is an enrolled tribal member in a small tribe in California. Probably not them since no-one's familiar with it. Maybe not the Navajo either since they endorsed Trump in 2020.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (XjtdB)

234 Yep. That's me too. My mom was a pretty good artist though. She used draw paper dolls for my sisters and me. It's been a while since paper dolls were a thing.
--------------
Somewhere in the mid sixties is my memory of them.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 10:18 AM (hWxEy)

235 Huh. I like it. You can see the place in your mind. The tracks in the snow are cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 10:18 AM (di6C2)

236 Somehow, standing there like a dork under a Bus Stop sign in the rain for 30 minutes never caught on with the bourgeoisie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2024


***
Trust me, I did more than enough of that in junior high, high school, and college.

Posted by: Jerry, Who Knows You Too Well at March 15, 2024 10:18 AM (J2vNu)

237 Ditto. Well, I didn't love the math, but I could do it. I didn't come to actually kinda like math until I became a grown-up, but I could do it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


My favorite math class was geometry. Maybe that's one of the things I find attractive in architecture.

Looking back, I think maybe I should've become a surveyor. I'm a geography nut, so with the combination of that with geometry, I probably would've really taken to surveying.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)

238 My God! It's almost dark...they'll be waking up soon!

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2024 10:18 AM (MHhQj)

239 There's a Rock n' Brews Casino up there which is a Gene Simmons thing......didn't know he was Native American.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
------------------
Well, he belongs to a tribe.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 10:19 AM (hWxEy)

240 A Jack the Ripper copycat lurks in the shadows.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

241 I wonder what tribes. . .
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

A Black co-worker of mine use to claim he was a member of the Slapaho tribe.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2024 10:19 AM (sTg9F)

242 On the green building: That wooden post at the corner of the building looks mighty insubstantial.
Posted by: m at March 15, 2024


***
More decorative than utilitarian.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

243 Jack the Ripper copycat?

Merv Griffin is that you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2024 10:20 AM (wWIcc)

244 Looking back, I think maybe I should've become a surveyor. I'm a geography nut, so with the combination of that with geometry, I probably would've really taken to surveying.
------------------
Do you know how to swing a bush axe and work a plumb drop?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 10:20 AM (hWxEy)

245 War crime!

Israel Kills Hamas Commander At UN Food Distribution Center in Gaza
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

It's not as much the commander as it is the 47 children and babies they mowed down to get to him.
-- -- Reuters
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Bide
===
According to the Gaza Ministry of Health!!!
-- The NYT

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:20 AM (2yu8s)

246 Gene Simmons=Chaim Witz. Not exactly native American

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 15, 2024 10:20 AM (CAwN0)

247
A Black co-worker of mine use to claim he was a member of the Slapaho tribe.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2024 10:19 AM (sTg9F)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Ray Rice at March 15, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

248 In other news, Boeing 787's have an apparent "Jack in the Box" feature on the Pilot seat. Just push a button on the back of the seat and it propels the pilot into the yoke, putting the aircraft into a dive.

Posted by: WisRich at March 15, 2024 10:20 AM (G0vdT)

249 loved the maths part of it. But I can't draw a straight line with a ruler.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:12 AM (MGB5H)
++++
Ditto. Well, I didn't love the math, but I could do it. I didn't come to actually kinda like math until I became a grown-up, but I could do it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

That's part of why I don't like sheet metal work in my AMT program. I enjoy the work but there is an art to it and I just don't have that gene.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:20 AM (MGB5H)

250 My favorite math class was geometry. Maybe that's one of the things I find attractive in architecture. ...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)
++++
Heh. See, this is completely in keeping with my experience and a demonstration in opposites. I got some bad grades in school before I serioused up, but there's only one bad grade I genuinely earned (as in, I *couldn't* do better, even if I hadn't been a lazy shit). That was in geometry. I had to give it 100% effort to get a D.

Everything else was fine. Geometry kicked my ass completely. I'm better at it now thanks to years of being forced to work through problems, but something about that entire branch of math is just incompatible with my brain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:21 AM (HnUIn)

251 Jack the Ripper copycat?

Merv Griffin is that you?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2024 10:20 AM (wWIcc)



Stealing someone else's shtick is no laughing matter.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 15, 2024 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

252 What's the difference between drafting/mechanical drawing?

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2024 10:21 AM (AwYPR)

253 I thought the casinos in Oklahoma all had to be Indian owned and managed.

There's a Rock n' Brews Casino up there which is a Gene Simmons thing......didn't know he was Native American.
Posted by: Sponge


I'll bet the casino is Indian and leases the naming rights and probably has a Rock n' Brews restaurant in there like Toby Keith's restaurant in WinStar.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:21 AM (uiWTm)

254 So what happens if the automatic pilot is under inflated?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2024 10:22 AM (wWIcc)

255 A Jack the Ripper copycat lurks in the shadows.
Posted by: Sponge


His inept younger brother Charlie the Opener of Christmas Presents by Unpeeling the Tape.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:22 AM (9yWhg)

256 Never took Trigonometry. I think I missed something there.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 10:22 AM (hWxEy)

257 So what happens if the automatic pilot is under inflated?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Have the stewardess come to the cockpit.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2024 10:22 AM (sTg9F)

258 Has Biden congratulated Barbecue yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

OMG that is funny shit

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 10:23 AM (7MsPf)

259 This could work as a cover for The New Yorker magazine.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 10:23 AM (o3SCB)

260 So what happens if the automatic pilot is under inflated?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2024 10:22 AM (wWIcc)



He gets blown.


https://youtu.be/WMhYl74vw2c?t=48

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 15, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

261 So what happens if the automatic pilot is under inflated?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Have the stewardess come to the cockpit.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2024 10:22 AM (sTg9F)

Oh, boy! This is gonna be great!

Posted by: Otto, the auto pilot at March 15, 2024 10:23 AM (4I/2K)

262 What's the difference between drafting/mechanical drawing?
Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2024 10:21 AM (AwYPR)
-----
Mr White, who wasn't, taught mechanical drawing in H.S. and he definitely did not appreciate my sense of humor.

Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2024 10:23 AM (JwHpX)

263 SHOOT!!!!

Strike one.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

264 250 Everything else was fine. Geometry kicked my ass completely. I'm better at it now thanks to years of being forced to work through problems, but something about that entire branch of math is just incompatible with my brain.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:21 AM (HnUIn)

I completely drowned beneath the waves once it came time for Trigonometry.

And it basically ruined my life, because that's when my dad decided "No College For You".

I don't really care about if I'd have been politically indoctrinated or not, since I'm not making enough money to live on my own, currently.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 10:24 AM (UnA8+)

265 Local News: Bus carrying a women's ski group back to Denver from Vail was stranded on I-70 in massive spring storm for 20 hours.

One woman said, "We were literally running out of toilet party."

And we all know what comes next, after running out of toilet paper, right?

Posted by: The Donner Party at March 15, 2024 10:24 AM (991eG)

266 What's the difference between drafting/mechanical drawing?
Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2024 10:21 AM (AwYPR)

With drafting, you can rub 'em a bit before you pass.

Posted by: Zombie Dale Earnhardt #3 at March 15, 2024 10:25 AM (4I/2K)

267 We all voted on Dierdre, the blonde in the third row window seat.

Posted by: The Girls On The Bus at March 15, 2024 10:25 AM (991eG)

268 Indian casinos

*ears prick up*

Sounds like an opportunity...

Posted by: Corporal Agarn at March 15, 2024 10:25 AM (9yWhg)

269 Speaking of engineering drawings, during the War, there was a serious shortage of Merlin engines and Rolls-Royce didn't have the production capacity. They licensed production to Packard (the only company the thought had the manufacturing quality to make them successfully) and shipped the plans over.

Packard had to put most of its engineering team (and hire a bunch more skilled labor) to convert the plans from European-style "First Quadrant" projections into American-style "Third Quadrant" projections to ready them for manufacturing and assembly teams.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:25 AM (HnUIn)

270 What's with the mob approaching?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:26 AM (yF8Zh)

271 wanted to be an architect too.

Worked for a legendary architectural illustrator. He and his staff were good but he was coo coo crazy. Good times. Saw him introduced to a distinguished Korean architect. Carlos began a pidgin you likee nicee rant. The Korean was mortified.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 15, 2024 10:26 AM (GFa1g)

272 Geometry was the only junior high or high school math class I actually liked. There was the challenge of the logic puzzle, the clues (the axioms, etc.), and it was fun to "see a path" to the proof. I liked it especially because there was no arithmetic, and before calculators, I did poorly at that. I knew my times tables and so forth, but under pressure of an exam I'd make a mistake in arithmetic, and I'd lose points.

Except for the six weeks that we did some trigonometry, geometry was a pleasure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:26 AM (J2vNu)

273 Although Mr White did compliment me once on my "line value" so I have that going for me.

Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2024 10:26 AM (JwHpX)

274 toilet party = toilet paper

Damn autocucumber

Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2024 10:27 AM (991eG)

275 Although Mr White did compliment me once on my "line value" so I have that going for me.
Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2024 10:26 AM (JwHpX)
++++
Hey, me too!

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood dope peddler at March 15, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn)

276 SHOOT!!!!

Strike one.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
---------
Actually, the Schumer sock worked with the Airplane! link really well, Sponge.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:27 AM (2yu8s)

277 "Never took Trigonometry. I think I missed something there.
Posted by: Pudinhead"


Don't go off on tangent

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2024 10:27 AM (JojsZ)

278 Big Jer is putting his weight behind Schmukie Chuckie.

Rep. Nadler
@RepJerryNadler
.@SenSchumer is right. Prime Minister Netanyahu has become an obstacle to peace and the two state solution.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (FVME7)

279 toilet party = toilet paper

Damn autocucumber
Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2024 10:27 AM (991eG)



Toilet party. I thought you were referencing a Sandy Nelson song.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

280 It must piss off Trudeau off to no end that the US hasn't made ridiculing him illegal yet. If a Canadian made that joke, they'd probably just execute him, at this point.

Related: the city of Toronto has told people to just leave their car keys on their front porch so no home invasion needs to take place when someone wants to steal their car. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (2ocoG)

281 Hey, me too!
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood dope peddler at March 15, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn)
---
Different class!

Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (JwHpX)

282 Have the geometry puns started yet?

Posted by: Just got here at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (dg+HA)

283 ---------
Actually, the Schumer sock worked with the Airplane! link really well, Sponge.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:27 AM (2yu8s)



I'm really tired and mainlining coffee isn't working.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

284 My grandfather was a civilian draftsman for the Navy during WWII. He and my dad, an EE Engineer, made sure I took the mechanical drawing classes in Jr. High. I enjoyed it but fell into Accounting in college.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (4I/2K)

285 something about that entire branch of math is just incompatible with my brain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:21 AM (HnUIn)

My sympathy. My brain refuses to retain formulae in *any* subject. Made it clear early on that a STEM career was not going to happen.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (XjtdB)

286 Rep. Nadler
@RepJerryNadler
.@SenSchumer is right. Prime Minister Netanyahu has become an obstacle to peace and the two state solution.
__________

Rabbi Jerry and Rabbi Chuck.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (lf83v)

287 War crime!

Israel Kills Hamas Commander At UN Food Distribution Center in Gaza
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

It's not as much the commander as it is the 47 children and babies they mowed down to get to him.
-- -- Reuters
Posted by: Sponge



Not seeing an issue after O7.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (uiWTm)

288 Have the geometry puns started yet?
Posted by: Just got here at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (dg+HA)



Are you angling to get them started?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (yF8Zh)

289 Was trying to narrow down (East Side?) the location with the elevated rail in the background & a variety of shops below. I'd hang Glenn O. Coleman paintings of NYC primarily for their history. Thanks.

NY curbed dot com: History of NY City's Elevated Trains LONGFORM, The elevated era, The “el” was the city’s first real attempt to reclaim the street

In part, New York needed a mass transit solution. The new “el,” as the train soon came to be known, was the city’s first real stab at reclaiming the street. For the next 80 years, the elevated railway would shape the city, spurring rival transit developments, pushing the city’s population outward, and changing the architectural fabric of the city.

Today, New Yorkers who remember them are nostalgic for the elevated railways. But as New York struggles with an antiquated and seemingly unfixable subway system, snarled street traffic, and few viable alternatives, the story of the elevated railway seems a cautionary tale about how politics and greed are too often the motivating forces behind decisions that affect millions of New Yorkers."

Interesting w/ the involvement of Boss Tweed & other characters, and still the same in many ways.

Posted by: L - RINOs. You can't make them love you more or hate you less at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (GshMh)

290 @RepJerryNadler
@SenSchumer is right. Prime Minister Netanyahu has become an obstacle to peace and the two state solution.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (FVME7)
++++
If I wanted a planetoid's opinion on political affairs, I'd rent time at an observatory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (HnUIn)

291 226 Not from the Bee or from Not The Bee??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (2yu8s)
-----
Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (T+Iwg)

292 I guess we're back to square one.

Posted by: Here we go... at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (dg+HA)

293 My grandfather was a civilian draftsman for the Navy during WWII. He and my dad, an EE Engineer, made sure I took the mechanical drawing classes in Jr. High. I enjoyed it but fell into Accounting in college.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (4I/2K)



An Electrical Engineering Engineer?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

294 Science, bitches!!!

Posted by: jesse pinkman at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (2yu8s)

295 Geometry was the only junior high or high school math class I actually liked. There was the challenge of the logic puzzle, the clues (the axioms, etc.), and it was fun to "see a path" to the proof. I liked it especially because there was no arithmetic, and before calculators, I did poorly at that. I knew my times tables and so forth, but under pressure of an exam I'd make a mistake in arithmetic, and I'd lose points.

Except for the six weeks that we did some trigonometry, geometry was a pleasure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Yeah, I loved doing geometry proofs. It exercised the same part of my brain that I used as an interpreter/translator (a job I also loved) -- how I get from this Russian sentence into the equivalent English sentence?

Posted by: Corporal Agarn at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (9yWhg)

296 270 What's with the mob approaching?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:26 AM (yF8Zh)

They might be bringing coal for the guy who's maybe a shopkeeper standing on the corner and watching them approach.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 10:30 AM (o3SCB)

297 Have the geometry puns started yet?
Posted by: Just got here at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (dg+HA)

If not, we'll circle back to it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024 10:30 AM (0eaVi)

298 Nadler's a hell of an obstacle, himself. A coal hauler at full steam would be hard-pressed to push him aside.

Anyway, I hope the Israelis nuke DC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:30 AM (0FoWg)

299 Rep. Nadler
@RepJerryNadler
.@SenSchumer is right. Prime Minister Netanyahu has become an obstacle to peace and the two state solution.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (FVME7)
---
He sh*ts his pants.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2024 10:30 AM (RIvkX)

300 @RepJerryNadler
@SenSchumer is right. Prime Minister Netanyahu has become an obstacle to peace and the two state solution.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (FVME7)



"palestinians" don't WANT a two state solution, you pants shitting piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

301 "Have the geometry puns started yet?
Posted by: Just got here"

No sine yet.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2024 10:30 AM (JojsZ)

302 285 My sympathy. My brain refuses to retain formulae in *any* subject. Made it clear early on that a STEM career was not going to happen.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (XjtdB)

I can only learn things through one-on-one tutoring (Otherwise, nothing sticks). And unfortunately, that is EXTREMELY expensive.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 10:31 AM (UnA8+)

303
Not seeing an issue after O7.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (uiWTm)



If there's a 'race' of people my field of f*cks refuses to grow crop for, it's the 'palestinian.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

304 An Electrical Engineering Engineer?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, he took the 5-1/2 year graduation plan so he gets the extra E. *snorts* Love ya, Dad.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 10:31 AM (4I/2K)

305 Heavy d about to talk about how he's gonna force the cannibal Haitians away from Florida.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (MGB5H)

306 *No sine yet.*

Gonna be hard square that circle.

Posted by: But I'll try at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (dg+HA)

307 Jack the Ripper copycat?

*******

But he knew details that were never released to the public. Details that...

(cue dramatic music)

...only the real killer would know!

/Every police show in the history of television.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (991eG)

308 Just got up to the news that fani does not get booted asand the case goes on... LOL... I knew this would be the case because the Judge is a POS

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (Akjoo)

309 Are you angling to get them started?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024


***
Muldoon had a limerick which had "hypotenuse" replaced by "hippopotamus."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (J2vNu)

310
Yeah, he took the 5-1/2 year graduation plan so he gets the extra E. *snorts* Love ya, Dad.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 10:31 AM (4I/2K)



Heh. My dad, as brilliant as he was, identified as an EE.

Worked out well for him, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

311 The guy on the right is about to pull out his Glock.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (9ubby)

312 US cities have a long way to go before mass transportation is as well-meshed with daily living as Europe.
---
It's amazing how they can continue to be so self-assured while knowing absolutely nothing.

They have no actual idea what daily life is like for the average European.

Hint: They ain't riding the busses because it's more convenient

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2024 10:33 AM (yikga)

313 Heavy d about to talk about how he's gonna force the cannibal Haitians away from Florida.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (MGB5H)



Coastal batteries?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:33 AM (yF8Zh)

314 Where are the wimmen at?
I was told there would be wimmenz on the Art Thread!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart

It's Friday, they're over at The Hostages. Getting motorboated.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 15, 2024 10:33 AM (MsrgL)

315 I enjoyed it but fell into Accounting in college.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 10:29 AM

------------

The accountants are always waiting in the shadows, watching for the weak ones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2024 10:33 AM (bo7UB)

316 "Geometry was the only junior high or high school math class I actually liked. "

The only things I remember about geometry were the number of compasses hanging from the ceiling tiles. I guess the challenge was to throw it up and get the pointy end to stick.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024 10:33 AM (oaGWv)

317 I am diametrically opposed to geometry puns.

Posted by: Corporal Agarn at March 15, 2024 10:33 AM (9yWhg)

318 Nadler blasting a rancid deuce in his giant trousers on TV, while Nancy made a face like she bit a lemon (and presumably while her closet case husband blew a Canadian hammer hobo) was a highlight of the decline and fall of this country. I laugh out loud every single time I think of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:33 AM (0FoWg)

319 Just got up to the news that fani does not get booted asand the case goes on... LOL... I knew this would be the case because the Judge is a POS
Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (Akjoo)
++++
He is - if you'll pardon the term in the context of the territory into which this thread has derailed, partly my fault - he's trying to square the circle.

Or, if you prefer, "split the baby."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:33 AM (HnUIn)

320 Packard had to put most of its engineering team (and hire a bunch more skilled labor) to convert the plans from European-style "First Quadrant" projections into American-style "Third Quadrant" projections to ready them for manufacturing and assembly teams.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:25 AM (HnUIn)

My employer trained me in "first angle" projection.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2024 10:34 AM (AwYPR)

321 Coastal batteries?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:33 AM (yF8Zh)

Shocking.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024 10:34 AM (0eaVi)

322 Heavy d about to talk about how he's gonna force the cannibal Haitians away from Florida.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (MGB5H)


Coastal batteries?

Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Casemented 14" Coastal Artillery!

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 15, 2024 10:34 AM (MsrgL)

323 Have the geometry puns started yet?
Posted by: Just got here at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (dg+HA)
*
If not, we'll circle back to it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024


***
Oh, that's acute one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:34 AM (J2vNu)

324 You paddle out, turn around and raise
And baby, that's all there is to the cosine craze
You gotta catch a wave and you're sittin' on top of the world

Posted by: Brian Wilson, geometry fan at March 15, 2024 10:34 AM (4I/2K)

325 Heavy d about to talk about how he's gonna force the cannibal Haitians away from Florida.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (MGB5H)



You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/NHR6jK1t620

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

326 Nadler blasting a rancid deuce in his giant trousers on TV, while Nancy made a face like she bit a lemon (and presumably while her closet case husband blew a Canadian hammer hobo) was a highlight of the decline and fall of this country. I laugh out loud every single time I think of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I sometimes pull up the video when I need a good laugh. Never fails.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:35 AM (MGB5H)

327 "Never took Trigonometry. I think I missed something there.
Posted by: Pudinhead"

I had to drop-fail Algebra 2 due to a combination of being sick for a week and then the teacher being sick for a week along with being numerically dyslexic so things like trig were out of the question.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2024 10:35 AM (XjtdB)

328 Oh, that's acute one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:34 AM (J2vNu)

I was looking for an angle, no luck though.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024 10:35 AM (0eaVi)

329 Take a load off Fani.

Posted by: Judge McAfee at March 15, 2024 10:35 AM (dg+HA)

330 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

**********

SECANT!!!
Posted by: Muldoon

Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2024 10:36 AM (991eG)

331 >>>Just got up to the news that fani does not get booted asand the case goes on... LOL... I knew this would be the case because the Judge is a POS
Posted by: It's me donna


Heard earlier that she and the judge are bosom buddies. Of course he won't get rid of her.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 15, 2024 10:36 AM (9ubby)

332 Heavy d about to talk about how he's gonna force the cannibal Haitians away from Florida.
Posted by: BruceWayne


So, he gonna lector us about it?

Posted by: Corporal Agarn at March 15, 2024 10:36 AM (9yWhg)

333 Coastal batteries?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:33 AM (yF8Zh)
++++
Time for Florida to litter every inch of coastline outside of controlled ports and marinas with one of South Africa's greatest contributions to shoreline maintenance and control: Dolos.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolos

It'll suck to clean 'em up later, but making the shores impassable while putting Guardsmen at every formal boat landing zone would probably do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:37 AM (HnUIn)

334

So, he gonna lector us about it?
Posted by: Corporal Agarn at March 15, 2024 10:36 AM (9yWhg)



He won't say gay, tho. It's the LAW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

335 Heavy d about to talk about how he's gonna force the cannibal Haitians away from Florida.

A large billboard of Lizzo should drive away the men. Not sure what would work on the rest.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2024 10:37 AM (2ocoG)

336 Heard earlier that she and the judge are bosom buddies. Of course he won't get rid of her.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 15, 2024 10:36 AM (9ubby

And he's running for re-election.... This stinks like last weeks fish

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 10:37 AM (Akjoo)

337 "My sympathy. My brain refuses to retain formulae in *any* subject."

Thank god. There's someone else like me.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024 10:37 AM (oaGWv)

338 I hope Joe Mannix has some outstanding examples of convex curves to show us for today's geometry lesson.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 10:38 AM (4I/2K)

339 Never do geometry homework alone.
Find someone to cosine.

Posted by: Groan at March 15, 2024 10:38 AM (dg+HA)

340 Heard earlier that she and the judge are bosom buddies. Of course he won't get rid of her.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

He worked for/with her at one point and donated to her campaign. The clincher tho was he is up for re-election and was running unopposed til this all started and Jesse Jackson put someone up to run against him knowing the white judge that dismissed the super brave and stronk black woman would lose his job in Fulton county.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:39 AM (MGB5H)

341 Sack up, ladies. There's money to be made.

youtube.com/watch?v=rN0-9bZh5Tg

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2024 10:39 AM (cW1eL)

342 Looks like the kids took over sales at King Harvey's.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2024 10:39 AM (l4R+l)

343 How do you recharge coastal batteries?

Wait for the tide to turn.

Posted by: Dad joke at March 15, 2024 10:40 AM (dg+HA)

344 Have the geometry puns started yet?
Posted by: Just got here at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (dg+HA)
*
If not, we'll circle back to it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 15, 2024

***
Oh, that's acute one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

*pouts*
- Psacky Sack Jen

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 15, 2024 10:40 AM (MsrgL)

345 Related: the city of Toronto has told people to just leave their car keys on their front porch so no home invasion needs to take place when someone wants to steal their car. I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (2ocoG)

If you had conquered a population in war, in what way would you treat them differently than the governments of the Commonwealth nations treat their subjects?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2024 10:40 AM (XjtdB)

346 It'll suck to clean 'em up later, but making the shores impassable while putting Guardsmen at every formal boat landing zone would probably do it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Or ya know just let people go sink their "boats"

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:40 AM (MGB5H)

347 I'm going with grocery, since those look like produce shelves in the bottom of the window.

I’m zooming in on it at Whitney Media, and the second word in that sign is almost certainly grocer/grocery. The fourth letter in the first word barely even looks like a letter zoomed in.

Green Grocer?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 15, 2024 10:41 AM (EXyHK)

348 I hope Joe Mannix has some outstanding examples of convex curves to show us for today's geometry lesson.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 10:38 AM (4I/2K)



https://tinyurl.com/3tk4muju

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

349 If you had conquered a population in war, in what way would you treat them differently than the governments of the Commonwealth nations treat their subjects?

Right? The only thing Canada's missing is an Indian PM to make the "de-colonization" humiliation complete.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2024 10:41 AM (2ocoG)

350 Looks like the original Cracker Barrel on the corner. Easy to tell because the kid leaving the establishment's got the runs.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2024 10:41 AM (l4R+l)

351 Coastal batteries?
--------
Rifled breechloaders for the win!
https://tinyurl.com/mr358k7p

[Good coastal artillery site I just found and bookmarked.]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:42 AM (2yu8s)

352 Tribe-onometry

A Sioux chief introduced his three brides
Two were thin and one was fat besides
On exotic skins they sat
Thus proving the theory that:
"The squaw on the hippopotamus equals the sum of the squaws on the other two hides"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2024 10:42 AM (991eG)

353 Evidently the judge used to work under Fani.

Posted by: But lots of people can say that at March 15, 2024 10:42 AM (dg+HA)

354 Right? The only thing Canada's missing is an Indian PM to make the "de-colonization" humiliation complete.
Posted by: Ian S. at March

You must have not seen all my costumes.
-Justine Trudeau

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:42 AM (MGB5H)

355 Have the geometry puns started yet?

Posted by: Just got here at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (dg+HA)

Since on one's said it...Oscar Has A Heap Of Apples.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2024 10:42 AM (AwYPR)

356 Nadler craps his pants:

https://youtu.be/-3_ALLadQ1M?si=66NWWbx7n_Fr1kNy

I love how Nancy keeps looking at his ass in horror.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:43 AM (0FoWg)

357 345 Related: the city of Toronto has told people to just leave their car keys on their front porch so no home invasion needs to take place when someone wants to steal their car. I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 15, 2024 10:28 AM (2ocoG)
----------------------

Hey! some of those guys kicking in doors have GUNS.
And they are LOADED.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2024 10:43 AM (l4R+l)

358 u
You must have not seen all my costumes.
-Justine Trudeau
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:42 AM (MGB5H)



Speaking of, it was moderately entertaining to watch Megan Kelly's review of the Oscars with her breaking out ALL of Kimmel's blackface skits.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

359 Tribe-onometry

A Sioux chief introduced his three brides
Two were thin and one was fat besides
On exotic skins they sat
Thus proving the theory that:
"The squaw on the hippopotamus equals the sum of the squaws on the other two hides"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2024 10:42 AM (991eG)
++++
:: applause ::

Funny stuff right there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 10:43 AM (HnUIn)

360 Never do geometry homework alone.
Find someone to cosine.
--------
Especially if she's acute.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:43 AM (2yu8s)

361 I used to feel safe here because I knew it's a No Math Zone but here you all are practicing triggernomitry! REEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 15, 2024 10:44 AM (T+Iwg)

362 311 The guy on the right is about to pull out his Glock.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 15, 2024 10:32 AM (9ubby)

Is that what they're calling it these days.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 10:44 AM (o3SCB)

363 353 Evidently the judge used to work under Fani.
Posted by: But lots of people can say that at March 15, 2024 10:42 AM (dg+HA)

----------

He must have used a creeper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2024 10:44 AM (qne3Q)

364 Nadler craps his pants:

https://youtu.be/-3_ALLadQ1M?si=66NWWbx7n_Fr1kNy

I love how Nancy keeps looking at his ass in horror.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at

The side shuffle kills me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:44 AM (MGB5H)

365 Disappearing Parrott Rifles are the bomb.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:45 AM (yF8Zh)

366 https://tinyurl.com/3tk4muju
Posted by: Sponge


Ah, one of your sturdy Buryat women from your Siberian exile, I see.

Posted by: Corporal Agarn at March 15, 2024 10:45 AM (9yWhg)

367
We're doing Allen Sherman?

Okay, something that's thiiiiiis close to being right for St Patrick's Day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EBC5Oha08s

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2024 10:46 AM (nFnyb)

368
The side shuffle kills me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:44 AM (MGB5H)



I just can't help but wonder what actually ripped the gasser they injected into that video.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

369 Speaking of, it was moderately entertaining to watch Megan Kelly's review of the Oscars with her breaking out ALL of Kimmel's blackface skits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

The only clip I saw was the John cena/costumes bit. I chuckled at that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:46 AM (MGB5H)

370
Ah, one of your sturdy Buryat women from your Siberian exile, I see.
Posted by: Corporal Agarn at March 15, 2024 10:45 AM (9yWhg)



Just did a search for 'curvy' and that was the nicest of the bunch......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

371 I've got a Chinese Spyware staff meeting coming up in about fifteen. Gotta pretend to be busy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:47 AM (J2vNu)

372 I would say this painting reminds me of Akron except there are too many people.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 15, 2024 10:47 AM (7fVdQ)

373 Oops. Off, F-Troop Sock!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)

374 This Parrott gun is dead! It ceases to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late Parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the gundeck, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-Parrott!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:48 AM (2yu8s)

375
The only clip I saw was the John cena/costumes bit. I chuckled at that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 15, 2024 10:46 AM (MGB5H)



I wrote John Cena off when he groveled to China in perfect Mandarin after calling Taiwan a country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

376 "The squaw on the hippopotamus equals the sum of the squaws on the other two hides"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2024 10:42 AM (991eG)

Excellent! *chef's kiss*

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 15, 2024 10:48 AM (4I/2K)

377 I have to go clean the greasy smoker this morning. 14 hours it took to get my pork shoulder to 195 yesterday. I was up until 2AM waiting.

It was worth the wait.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:48 AM (yF8Zh)

378 Just did a search for 'curvy' and that was the nicest of the bunch......
Posted by: Sponge


She's actually not that bad. Face is OK. Plus, ginger. Nowhere near Ackbar territory.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:49 AM (9yWhg)

379
She's actually not that bad. Face is OK. Plus, ginger. Nowhere near Ackbar territory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:49 AM (9yWhg)



I COULD'VE gone there, but chose not to......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

380 Just did a search for 'curvy' and that was the nicest of the bunch......
Posted by: Sponge


She's actually not that bad. Face is OK. Plus, ginger. Nowhere near Ackbar territory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:49 AM (9yWhg)



Roomy and comfortable.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:49 AM (yF8Zh)

381 Peruvian owls ALWAYS hunt in pairs.

It's because they are Inca hoots.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:50 AM (uiWTm)

382 This Parrott gun is dead!


Pining for the fjords?




Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:50 AM (9yWhg)

383 *I have to go clean the greasy smoker this morning.*

$20. Same as downtown.

Posted by: But lots of people can say that at March 15, 2024 10:51 AM (dg+HA)

384 Peruvian owls ALWAYS hunt in pairs.

It's because they are Inca hoots.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:50 AM (uiWTm)



That's a groaner for sure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:51 AM (yF8Zh)

385 If someone flies a drone into your yard, is it legal to shoot it down?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:51 AM (0FoWg)

386 @274 Muldoon, toilet party with a women's college ski team sounds like fun

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 15, 2024 10:51 AM (CAwN0)

387 Peruvian owls ALWAYS hunt in pairs.

It's because they are Inca hoots.
Posted by: rickb223


Quipu that up and you're gonna be in real trouble, Mister.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024 10:52 AM (9yWhg)

388 This is an ex-Parrott!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

*golf clap*

E's just sleeping.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 15, 2024 10:52 AM (MsrgL)

389 If someone flies a drone into your yard, is it legal to shoot it down?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:51 AM (0FoWg)



Is it legal to shoot in your yard? My town frowns on it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:52 AM (yF8Zh)

390 She's actually not that bad.
---
The more the cushion, the better the...

Posted by: As we all learned in middle school at March 15, 2024 10:53 AM (dg+HA)

391 Peruvian owls ALWAYS hunt in pairs.

It's because they are Inca hoots.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:50 AM (uiWTm)



https://youtu.be/NpYEJx7PkWE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

392 One commenter from the Nadler Shits Himself video:

I love how he's trying to Scoot out as inconspicuously as possible and the camera fucking zooms out to keep him in frame


😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:53 AM (uiWTm)

393 Think I might try and go see "One Life" about the Englishman who rescued Jewish children during WW2. The cast including Anthony Hopkins looks stellar.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024 10:54 AM (oaGWv)

394 Is it legal to shoot in your yard? My town frowns on it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)
---------------------

Slingshot

Posted by: Braenyard at March 15, 2024 10:54 AM (l4R+l)

395 Is it legal to shoot in your yard? My town frowns on it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:52 AM (yF8Zh)

I'm sure it's a misdemeanor unlawful use charge. I'm asking about the destruction of the drone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:54 AM (0FoWg)

396 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Sleeping in is awesome! Today's art lookslike Anytown USA, circa 1933.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2024 10:54 AM (W/lyH)

397 If someone flies a drone into your yard, is it legal to shoot it down?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:51 AM (0FoWg)


Is it legal to shoot in your yard? My town frowns on it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


As the president and King of my HOA, it is required.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 10:54 AM (uiWTm)

398 The uni party, especially Dems babbling about a two state solution is delusional. The Palis are clear they don't want a two state, they want Israel gone and a Pali state

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 15, 2024 10:54 AM (CAwN0)

399
Just did a search for 'curvy' and that was the nicest of the bunch......
Posted by: Sponge


She's okay. Properly curvy at least.

"Curvy" used to mean a gal with a luxurious figure.

Now it means a gal with a luxurious roll of back fat and an enormous gunt.

The Left destroys another perfectly fine work.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 15, 2024 10:54 AM (nFnyb)

400 Just did a search for 'curvy' and that was the nicest of the bunch......
Posted by: Sponge
*
She's actually not that bad. Face is OK. Plus, ginger. Nowhere near Ackbar territory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 15, 2024


***
Time for another Jardiance commercial. Or one for GOLO or Ozempic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:55 AM (J2vNu)

401 Explaining the judges rulling in the Fani case:

Wade is a perjurer - so he is out.

Fani who gave the same testimony as he did is truthful.

The Cell phone data only counts in criminal trials, and only if the defendant is not a Democrat.

The witnesses who said the relationship started earlier than Fani said it did, are delusional, since they didn't have a porn tape of the two of them.

Bottom line Fani gets to decide if she goes or stays. Because she is the only person telling the truth.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 15, 2024 10:55 AM (CecP5)

402 Think I might try and go see "One Life" about the Englishman who rescued Jewish children during WW2. The cast including Anthony Hopkins looks stellar.
Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2024


***
Is that based on the Nevil Shute novel Pied Piper?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:56 AM (J2vNu)

403 If someone flies a drone into your yard, is it legal to shoot it down?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:51 AM (0FoWg)

Depends on how high you are considered to own above your property, which seems to vary. Other than that, Discharging a Firearm in City Limits tends to be a problem with TPTB.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2024 10:56 AM (XjtdB)

404 You own the air space over your property but there might be laws about/controlling shooting in city limits; maybe say it was trespassing like a peeping-tom as a defence?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:56 AM (2yu8s)

405 If someone flies a drone into your yard, is it legal to shoot it down?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Actually looked into that when my sister and her convict boyfriend were harrassing Dad before he died. Short answer. 'No'. They fall under FAA rule in Texas (where it happened) and it is a felony to shoot at it. Especially if you miss and it gets video of you doing it, AND is owned by a jackass that needs killing that will turn you in for the LOLs.

Find out whom the pilot is. Then go assault the coon dog shit out of him. That charge is much lighter than the FAA felony.

Put up some heavy clear fishing lines with lead sinkers to foul the props over your yard. If he crashes it in your yard, beat the shit out him when he tries to trespass and retrieve it. Ensure he falls on it in such a way that it is destroyed.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 15, 2024 10:56 AM (MsrgL)

406 I'm sure it's a misdemeanor unlawful use charge. I'm asking about the destruction of the drone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 15, 2024 10:54 AM (0FoWg)



If the neighbor's dog came on your yard are you allowed to shoot it?

I am trying to come up with a common law analog.

I would bet if the drone came close enough to physically hit it with something, you could.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:57 AM (yF8Zh)

407 154 Lyft and Uber say they will leave Minneapolis after city council forces them to pay drivers more. MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Lyft and Uber said they will cease operations in Minneapolis after the city’s council voted Thursday to override a mayoral veto and require that ride-hailing services increase driver wages to the equivalent of the local minimum wage of $15.57 an hour. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

The trains and buses are already unionized bottomless $ pits.

Government Technology, June '23: Labor Ruling Offers Unionization Path to Uber, Lyft Drivers. A U.S. labor board ruling has laid the groundwork for drivers from Uber Technologies Inc. and Lyft Inc. and other gig workers to formally unionize — a still difficult but potentially transformative task.

If the progressives remain in power it'll happen. For now, it's being dragged out in part because Uber Technologies Inc chief legal officer Tony West is one of O's good friends & he's also Crazy K's BIL.

Posted by: L - RINOs. You can't make them love you more or hate you less at March 15, 2024 10:57 AM (GshMh)

408 ***
Time for another Jardiance commercial. Or one for GOLO or Ozempic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 15, 2024 10:55 AM (J2vNu)



"I've got type II diabetes cuz I'm fat as a cow......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

409 You own the air space over your property but there might be laws about/controlling shooting in city limits; maybe say it was trespassing like a peeping-tom as a defence?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 10:56 AM


Net gun.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2024 10:57 AM (Wnv9h)

410 I'm not shock the case didn't get dismissed over this, but I am amazed that Fani wasn't thrown off the case. The woman belongs in jail, she basically stole like $500k and gave it to her lover.

If you want to know who the real "insurrectionists" are in this country, it's judges and prosecutors right now.

Posted by: Blago at March 15, 2024 10:58 AM (RC4os)

411 *Asks Urban Dictionary about "coon dog shit"*

Posted by: Oh, my at March 15, 2024 10:58 AM (dg+HA)

412 *Asks Urban Dictionary about "coon dog shit"*
Posted by: Oh, my at March 15, 2024 10:58 AM (dg+HA)



Is it like hog hunting?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 15, 2024 10:59 AM (yF8Zh)

413 🐒 NOOD

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2024 11:01 AM (5Haz/)

414 Nood, not the rant, ace is early!

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=408831

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 15, 2024 11:01 AM (MsrgL)

415 Should I stay or should I go?
If I go there will be trouble.
If I stay there will be double.

So come on and let me know.

Posted by: Fanni Willis at March 15, 2024 11:01 AM (4I/2K)

416 Come up with one and I'll consider it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2024 10:17 AM (x0n13)

I say if the shoe fits....

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 11:04 AM (7MsPf)

417 Big art fanatic here. I love CBD's art thread. I never miss a day of it. I love the variety of art he (yes, I assumed your gender) features. I love the curveballs he throws: sometimes it's Hopper, sometimes it's a relatively obscure surrealist, and sometimes it's an astounding Old Master's grand painting. Or a naked Freud relative.

I love this place.

Posted by: fly gal at March 15, 2024 11:04 AM (xkbLL)

418 The reason that the Bee headline is so crude is that it's making fun of another recent Canadian court case... a judge opined that it was inappropriate to refer to a rape victim as a "woman" and the documents should have called her a "person with a vagina". Gutfeld ripped that piece of jurisprudence up one side and down the other last night.

Posted by: American Hawkman at March 15, 2024 11:25 AM (skAOD)

419 After having glanced at this piece off and on over the course of a few hours, I'd say it's growing on me.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 01:43 PM (o3SCB)

420 Big winter storms coming lets all go home for Hot Cocoa and Scary Stories around the Fireplace

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 15, 2024 05:37 PM (wGqjj)

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