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MSNBC Giggles About Illegal Aliens Murdering Americans;
John Stewart Mocks Dr. Phil as a Queer For Noticing the Unchecked Invasion of Military-Aged Men Flooding Over the Border

Katie Pavlich collects some videos of MSNBC "journalists" having a Giggle Party about Americans concerned about migrant crime.

The left routinely deploys this tactic when they don't want to confront issues of criminal chaos. They just laugh at anyone concerned about sky-high Democrat crime rates and say, "What scaredy-cat pissbabies! All afraid that some Democrats or some Democrat-invited illegal alien thugs are going to kill your spouses or rape your children! Toughen up, buttercups!"

They did the same thing, of course, in the aftermath of 9/11. For a few months they pretended to be Very Concerned about terrorism.

And then they began the "anyone who worries about Muslim jihadist terrorism is just a cowardly fag who probably deserves to be tossed off a building" offensive.

Note that these are the exact same people who shriek if you say that Dylan Mulvaney is a man (well, a kind of man, at least) and not a woman. And these are the same people who are so frightened that if Donald Trump's speeches are carried live, why, democracy shall wither!

But rape/murders committed by illegals? Oh that's so silly that you're worried about that!

From Karen Townsend, Bill Melugin explains why Virginia might be worried about Migrant Crime:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_


Two weeks ago, in Virginia, an illegal alien from Venezuela was arrested & charged with sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl in Campbell County, VA. He had crossed illegally into El Paso, TX, in September 2023 and was released into the U.S. by the federal government.

That 14-year-old girl is a gaywad pissbaby who just needs to toughen up. Stop being such an SJW about sexual assault, pansy!

Greg Abbott
@GregAbbott_TX


This captures why Democrats will be destroyed this November.

They are out of touch, arrogant, and indifferent to the emotions of average Americans.

They simply cannot grasp the reality that Biden's border policies are destroying America.

Jon Stewart made it explicit that if you're concerned about illegal immigration, that means you're a peter-puffing homo.

It's okay when he says it, though.

He's a liberal. He knows Good Homophobia from Bad Homophobia.

Dr. Phil visited the U.S. southern border recently and noted, among other things, how many Chinese men of military age were crossing it. That included very fit men ready for, well, we don't know what.

It's the kind of question an honest journalist might ask. Except we have very few who fit that description.

Enter Stewart.

The comedian suggested Dr. Phil was sexually aroused by the fit men crossing the border for unknown reasons, launching into a nasty, potentially homophobic attack on the TV veteran.

"I want to get a** deep on these immigrants," Stewart said, mocking Dr. Phil's southern drawl. The rest of the conversation got more lurid, so it won't be repeated here.

Stewart briefly acknowledged the historic number of illegal border crossings but blamed the GOP for not passing strong border legislation.

It's not true, of course.

In fact, Team Biden once bragged about eliminating nearly 100 Trump-era measures designed to bolster border security.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:40 PM




Comments

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1 Why do progressives think that calling a man gay is an insult?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

2 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2024 02:41 PM (eCnv0)

3 First.

Posted by: VP Nikki Haley at March 06, 2024 02:42 PM (2yu8s)

4 And then they began the "anyone who worries about Muslim jihadist terrorism is just a cowardly fag who probably deserves to be tossed off a building" offensive.
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Getting to use "gay" as a pejorative has become a sign of Leftist Privelege.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:42 PM (HnUIn)

5 Mayorkas looks like a testicle with ears.

Worthless Sack Of Shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 06, 2024 02:42 PM (/SHEi)

6 Let's not forget some San Francisco figure (former police chief?) who said that rampant crime is just part of city life, and if you complain, then you're not tough enough for life in the city.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

7 Lots of small, brown people speaking a language that is neither English nor Spanish at the Walmart this morning. It's racist of me to notice that, though.

Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2024 02:43 PM (Q4KYm)

8 MSDNC mocks those who think crime is out of control, on the same day the Governor of New York says she will deploy NATIONAL GUARD to patrol New York City Subways.

/scratches head...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 02:43 PM (xaFKb)

9 Lists, what are they good for?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 06, 2024 02:43 PM (rJ48h)

10 Our side is supposed to be the one calling people Cowardly Pissbabies, not theirs.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2024 02:43 PM (UnA8+)

11 7 Lots of small, brown people speaking a language that is neither English nor Spanish at the Walmart this morning. It's racist of me to notice that, though.
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2024 02:43 PM (Q4KYm)

For the first time I'm seeing beggars at my neighborhood grocery store.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 02:44 PM (xaFKb)

12 You know the left is worried when they rolled their clapter talking points memo bot Stewart out of mothballs

*makes funny face at camera*

*NPC audience howls*

Posted by: brak at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (25k9m)

13 Buy more ammo.
Have a plan.
Rehearse.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (W/lyH)

14 The left routinely deploys this tactic when they don't want to confront issues of criminal chaos. They just laugh at anyone concerned about sky-high Democrat crime rates and say, "What scaredy-cat pissbabies!

Don't forget misleading with twisted/false statistics, like "overall crime is down!" and "immigrants commit crime at a much lower rate than citizens"!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (ycI94)

15 But rape/murders committed by illegals? Oh that's so silly that you're worried about that!
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They probably believe it.

Think about who these people are, where they live and what they do. These are wealthy ruling class people. The only illegals they see are the well-behaved yard boys and nannies. Their kids go to private schools. Their houses are behind gates. Their friends and associates are all exactly like themselves.

Theirs is a cloistered order, and behind the walls of their monasteries, they are immunized from the consequences of their beliefs and policies. They can read the states, but they don't grok them. They're not real. You might as well be discussing rape statistics from Mars for all the relevance it has to their milieu.

This is truly *not* a concern for these people, and they truly do *not* get it. They never see it. They never experience it. It is utterly alien. It never gets into - and they never go out of - the monastery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (HnUIn)

16 Just a bunch of ugly women celebrating the death of a cute girl.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (1bNHn)

17 John Stewart always seemed like he knew his way around a dick that was attached to another dude

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

18 Abbott needs to focus solely on Chicago in preparation for the DNC this summer.


Every and all busses of illegals must go to Chicago.

Turn up the disaster to eleventy.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (BJziQ)

19 Remember the "dey took R jerbs!" smear?

Until they realized it was mocking their own voters too.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (yikga)

20 "I want to get a** deep on these immigrants," Stewart said, mocking Dr. Phil's southern drawl. The rest of the conversation got more lurid, so it won't be repeated here.
++++
Remember when he was the left's informed and sophisticated comedian?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)

21 Stewart sounds like he's projecting.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (DeFcY)

22 I have dozens of strange latin men having their way with me all the time and do I look afraid? Not at all you pussies!

Posted by: John Stewart at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (ibTVg)

23 This captures why Democrats will be destroyed this November.

They are out of touch, arrogant, and indifferent to the emotions of average Americans.
-------

Heard this in 2012. But no one pays attention to this shit but us and some engaged cheering leftards. No one knows what's happening.

And what's happening is even more massive fraud that will outvote anyone and anything.

Posted by: Joey B at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (TE7BU)

24 Why do progressives think that calling a man gay is an insult?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 02:41 PM


For the same reason leftists won't date trannies either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (5sOEG)

25 "Mayorkas looks like a testicle with ears. "

OK - that's a new one to my ears ;-)

Posted by: caf at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (/+mVZ)

26 My area is being invaded by Nepalese.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (Rls1J)

27 collects some videos of MSNBC "journalists" having a Giggle Party about Americans concerned about migrant crime

Shows what a complete and utter bubble they live in.

"I can’t believe Nixon won. I don’t know anyone who voted for him."

--Pauline Kael (allegedly)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (YAtuc)

28 Regarding a comment from the last thread about searches without a warrant being constitutional, I present to you Terry v Ohio (196.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (ufFY8)

29 FFS

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (TE7BU)

30 Stewart sounds like he's projecting in grade school.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (DeFcY)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)

31 I can't blv Stewart is back to yankin chains.

I thought we had seen the last of that asshole

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 06, 2024 02:46 PM (NtVYv)

32 John Stewart always seemed like he knew his way around a dick that was attached to another dude
---
He knows what shit on a dick tastes like.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2024 02:47 PM (yikga)

33 I loved 196sunglasses. What a year.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2024 02:47 PM (TE7BU)

34 This captures why Democrats will be destroyed this November.

A red wave, you say?

Posted by: I've heard this song before at March 06, 2024 02:47 PM (2DpKB)

35 I used to like The Scarlet Pimpernel, you know?

now I'm like ... when the times comes, hopefully we don't have our own.

our elites are demonic garbage

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2024 02:47 PM (AcWfM)

36 Some people need to stand in front of a good solid wall.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 02:47 PM (eYF7X)

37 Is it just me, or are the explicitly dolling up Jen?

I don't usually think she's all that, but I gotta admit she's looking hot.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 02:47 PM (dGCAG)

38 I loved 196sunglasses. What a year.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2024 02:47 PM (TE7BU)
++++
The future was bright indeed!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:48 PM (HnUIn)

39 7 Lots of small, brown people speaking a language that is neither English nor Spanish at the Walmart this morning. It's racist of me to notice that, though.
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2024 02:43 PM (Q4KYm)
_______
Damned Etruscans. They're everywhere lately.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2024 02:48 PM (1bNHn)

40 That photo of Maddow at the link is telling. She has razor burn and some gross looking moles on her neck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2024 02:48 PM (gSZYf)

41
Think about who these people are, where they live and what they do. These are wealthy ruling class people.


I ended up on a mailing list for a working moms from a big blue shithole.

And all the discussions were about how great Maria (always Maria) was, how to pay Maria less, how to avoid paying taxes for Maria, and how dare American born women demand so much money to watch kids

Posted by: John Stewart at March 06, 2024 02:48 PM (ibTVg)

42 And who put Stewart back in front of a camera?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 02:48 PM (5sOEG)

43
I'd venture that the 'October Surprise' this time around is going to be some 'migrant' punching Biden's chances square in the nuts with a rape/murder of a photogenic 14 year old girl.

I don't wanna win that way - or have some young girl victimized - but that decrepit old fvck deserves to lose in a 50 state landslide for what he has done.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 06, 2024 02:48 PM (RKVpM)

44 A pretty white girl was murdered by a dark-skinned illegal. Of course these harpies don't care. The pretty white girl is orders of magnitude lower on the Victim Status Scorecard.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

45 >>>> Jon Stewart made it explicit that if you're concerned about illegal immigration, that means you're a peter-puffing homo.

It's okay when he says it, though.
-------------

What's good for his colon is good for your colon.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2024 02:49 PM (Qzt2z)

46 34 This captures why Democrats will be destroyed this November.

A red wave, you say?
-----------
Depends on how much Zuckerbucks find their way to Black Lesbian Mayors.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2024 02:49 PM (FmapG)

47 If a Republican was President these same people would be screaming to high heaven.

Posted by: vic at March 06, 2024 02:49 PM (A5THL)

48 I never watched Jon Stewart's show. Was he ever funny or was it just what Ace calls clapper jokes?

Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2024 02:49 PM (Q4KYm)

49 Damned Etruscans. They're everywhere lately.
Posted by: Eeyore


At least they don't leave cuneiform graffiti all over the place like those Sumerians.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)

50 ISTR the historic first black president urging folks to "get in their faces" Now don't get yourself shot by a FNM rent-a-thug like the poor guy in Denver a few years ago. But anyone who interacts in anyway with someone involved with FNM propaganda should mock them if they spew it or do the sympathy "gosh it must be be so hard for you to keep on track with the DJ'ing right after your station airs the latest B.S. from the Baghdad Bob that ABC or Fox radio news airs. How do you manage that?"

Posted by: PaleRider at March 06, 2024 02:50 PM (wTs+0)

51 Government could me to get a sex change operation to curb my vote.
Or as blackmail.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 06, 2024 02:50 PM (J8LnB)

52 They really hate us, don't they?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 02:50 PM (AJDwy)

53 Looks like Sewart has license to put his Clown Nose on his penis considering the way he weaves in and out of homophobic jokes.

Well, I guess humor for the stupid still thrives on that still aimless show despite its prodigal captain.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 06, 2024 02:50 PM (aXxgO)

54 What's good for his colon is good for your colon.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2024 02:49 PM


Try new, extra fiber Colon Blow! With a roll of toilet paper in every box!

- Dennis Leary

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 02:50 PM (5sOEG)

55 Don't forget misleading with twisted/false statistics, like "overall crime is down!" and "immigrants commit crime at a much lower rate than citizens"!

"The murder rate is higher in red states in blue states!"

Translation: most of the murders in red states are in large blue cities.

More than half the murders in Wisconsin occur in Milwaukee, for example.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 06, 2024 02:51 PM (YAtuc)

56 I never watched Jon Stewart's show. Was he ever funny or was it just what Ace calls clapper jokes?
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2024 02:49 PM (Q4KYm)
++++
At the very beginning, when he first took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn, it was amusing.

The moment he started taking himself seriously, it went off the cliff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:51 PM (HnUIn)

57 I'm really starting to get worried about Immigrant Backlash tho.

Scary stuf.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 02:51 PM (AJDwy)

58 Jon Stewart is literal scum, a scummy piece of scum, he's the type of scum you find in an industrial grease trap.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2024 02:51 PM (JIdXK)

59 I guess pretty white girls voted for this?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2024 02:51 PM (FmapG)

60 Jon Stewart is a meeting quim that loves to get pounded by colored people, allegedly. One of the characteristics of a godless communist.

I cringe every time that douchebag appears touting his show. He apparently works one day a week? Mondays? Wtf?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 06, 2024 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

61 Heard this in 2012. But no one pays attention to this shit but us and some engaged cheering leftards. No one knows what's happening.
---
Huh?
2016 never happened?

Dems, completely out-of-the-blue, proposed "the toughest border enforcement bill in decades" because no one is paying attention to this?

Ok.

PS: the "toughest border enforcement bill in decades" is technically true as we've had zero border enforcement bill in several decades.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2024 02:51 PM (yikga)

62 What I find tiresome is all the comedians who have podcasts, who seem to need to preface their comments about Jon Stewart by saying he was once funny, and even might still be.

Really?

When? I guess you have to be a certain age, having been a nimrod growing up with Stewart as your news source, and thinking that style of snark is funny.

It's not. It never was, and the fact these shitstains had to bring him out of retirement to be snarky at people who are testing the narrative just shows he's what he's always been: A paid whore.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 02:51 PM (dGCAG)

63 Military age men illegally entering the United Stares: bad.
Anyone else: totes OK?
Is that what I am supposed to get from the headline? I though illegal immigration was bad, period.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 06, 2024 02:52 PM (L8s/5)

64 m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_eVBPdjMmk

America uncovered talking about polls versus media representation. It was prerty interesting.

Posted by: Ribbed at March 06, 2024 02:52 PM (Mevhq)

65 May these people experience the deepest pain, sorrow and despair to ever be known . EVER!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 02:52 PM (qRe8u)

66 People are noticing the invasion beyond just the headlines.

If it wasn't for the abortion issue, Democrats would be getting destroyed at the ballot box. But we can always count on women and how much they value their right to kill a baby over all else.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2024 02:52 PM (+QB2l)

67 At least they don't leave cuneiform graffiti all over the place like those Sumerians.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)
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Cartouches are the way to go.

Posted by: Jean-François Champollion at March 06, 2024 02:52 PM (DeFcY)

68 "Dr Phil has been found guilty of Noticing in the First Degree and sentenced to the Garland Archipelago until death does he depart. Next!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 06, 2024 02:53 PM (0KeHU)

69 My idiot governor Hochul has sent the National Guard into the NYC subways to aid in law enforcement and anti terrorism. If I was a guardsman I would make sure my weapon was auto capable and we weren't subject to Bragg's jurisdiction. A bunch of upstaters in the NYC subways won't end well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2024 02:53 PM (58LrU)

70 Military age men illegally entering the United Stares: bad.
Anyone else: totes OK?
Is that what I am supposed to get from the headline? I though illegal immigration was bad, period.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 06, 2024 02:52 PM (L8s/5)
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It is. The "military-aged men" thing is more of a canard than anything else, in my opinion. It's important and dangerous, but what's far more dangerous is the fact that they're bringing women and children with them.

That's not an army, that's a colonial migration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (HnUIn)

71 12 You know the left is worried when they rolled their clapter talking points memo bot Stewart out of mothballs

*makes funny face at camera*

*NPC audience howls*
Posted by: brak at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (25k9m

This. Stewart is such an unfunny tool. And he knows it. That 3 minute riff on how gay Dr Phil is is uncomfortable to watch.


We need some righties to go far left and demand that Stewart denounce his homophobic slurs.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (OiAR7)

72 When do the Democrats begin to blame the Republicans for nominating Biden?

I know that is going to be the fault of MAGA, I just don't know how they will spin it.

Posted by: Sammy at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (fZwvY)

73 >> The pretty white girl is orders of magnitude lower on the Victim Status Scorecard.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 02:48 PM

You can't make a multi-cultural omelet without bashing in a few heads. Also, child rape and random shootings.

Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (Q4KYm)

74 I never watched Jon Stewart's show. Was he ever funny or was it just what Ace calls clapper jokes?

Imagine if Ferris Bueller was a real person and had a political talking-heads show. If you think snide know-it-allism is funny, then yes. The Daily Show had to routinely edit their own footage to make everyone it interacted with look stupid.

Posted by: Stewart is a Clown, Alright at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (2DpKB)

75 8 MSDNC mocks those who think crime is out of control, on the same day the Governor of New York says she will deploy NATIONAL GUARD to patrol New York City Subways.

/scratches head...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 02:43 PM (xaFKb)


500 quatloos MSDNC and other media outfits, along with many big corporations with offices in NYC, were pressuring Adams and Hochul behind the scenes to do something to make their people from top-to-bottom be and feel safer on the subways and streets. Hochul will only do a little more subway "safety" for now.

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (5fDan)

76 Try new, extra fiber Colon Blow! With a roll of toilet paper in every box!

- Dennis Leary


Phil Hartman, wasn't it?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (/HDaX)

77 It may have already been pointed out, but did you see the guy that got arrested for smuggling in...refrigerant.

Yea, we finally found something our federal government is willing to really pursue and go to theends of the earth to punish. Someone that brought in refrigerant that the EPA hasn't put their stamp on.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (+QB2l)

78 meeting quim = mewling quim

Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (ufFY8)

79 Any adult that uses "like" as an every-sentence filler is a certified retard.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2024 02:55 PM (KbCG3)

80 The guy before Stewart was actually funny. Don’t remember his name but he wasn’t a pedocrat bot.

Posted by: Blutarski at March 06, 2024 02:55 PM (Cp1vk)

81 Cartouches are the way to go.
Posted by: Jean-François Champollion


That guy was a real cartouchebag.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 02:55 PM (9yWhg)

82 Hmm 320,000 illegals flown into the US as part of a clandestine operation? Now I know what the millions of rounds of ammunition Napolitano purchased during Oblowme's firs term are for..mabey

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 02:55 PM (qRe8u)

83 The Chinese and Middle Eastern men that have crossed over... one group is probably interested in killing Americans by the truckload while the other is interested in crippling an adversary's infrastructure they'd like to use later on.

The left doesn't care about that. Until it affects them.

Same for the illegals. But they are very interested in the ballots each and every one of those people got when they crossed into the US or will get this November.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2024 02:55 PM (Q4IgG)

84 Gov. Kathy Hochul said on Wednesday that she would deploy National Guard soldiers and State Police officers to the New York City subway system, where they will patrol platforms and help check bags.

We all know how this turns out. It will not favor Blacks and Hispanics. This green lights racial profiling and harassment and 4th amendment violations.

Oh good, more "BE VERY AFRAID!" stuff from NYT. Wasn't there an article in the last couple of days from them about how safe New York City is? Deploying the National Guard does not seem to go hand in hand with that.

If the article were written about using the military in a domestic situation, I would agree with it. But the main import of the article is to imply that the subways are so violent and crime-ridden that there is now a need for military action in them, which is absurd.

If cops and soldiers prevented homicides, this country would have none. Seems moves like this are becoming more common. Newsom sent CHP to San Francisco to help deal with crime. Policing is a very hard habit to break.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2024 02:55 PM (ycI94)

85 I never watched Jon Stewart's show. Was he ever funny or was it just what Ace calls clapper jokes?
Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2024 02:49 PM (Q4KYm)

It's all snark. Not clapper humor per se.

It's like if you said you like Mexican food, he'd get an exaggerated Mexican accent, with a sarcastic tone in his voice, call you senorita, and say "if I put a sombrero on my penis, would you eat that?"

And his audience would laugh and laugh at the sick burn.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

86 "The pretty white girl is orders of magnitude lower on the Victim Status Scorecard. "

Weapons of opportunity in use in large numbers would hypothetically fix that.

Posted by: Ribbed at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (Mevhq)

87 Military age men illegally entering the United Stares: bad.
Anyone else: totes OK?


In a well functioning country you'd be pulling in a small number of elite men in science, business, and the like from other countries, and...honestly...marriage aged and marriage interested women.

Growing up in the before times I knew a lot of grandmothers that had married some GI in Europe for example...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (ibTVg)

88 Isn't it funny how all the people who insist that Christians are homophobic monster IMMEDIATELY resort to using homosexuality to mock people?

/kermit iced tea meme

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (JMAcK)

89 Speaking of whores, has anyone else seen that commercial of Judge (spit) Judy hawking some beauty product? Way to uphold the dignity of the office there, Jude..

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (PiwSw)

90 66 People are noticing the invasion beyond just the headlines.

If it wasn't for the abortion issue, Democrats would be getting destroyed at the ballot box. But we can always count on women and how much they value their right to kill a baby over all else.
Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2024 02:52 PM (+QB2l

Yep my little podunk grocery store intermittently has someone standing on front of it with a sign begging for money for herself and 4 kids. Never seen that in my town for my whole life.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (OiAR7)

91 Wait… being gay is mockery worthy for the Hard Left now???? I must have missed a News Cycle…

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (PCK5/)

92 Their greatest fear is the comparison to Carter and the Mariel Boatlift.

I think they are trying to deflect. They will set the world on fire to prevent people from comparing Biden to Carter at this stage. (IMHO)

Posted by: Sammy at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (fZwvY)

93 The Left is canceling Gay Men…

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 02:57 PM (PCK5/)

94 Theirs is a cloistered order, and behind the walls of their monasteries, they are immunized from the consequences of their beliefs and policies. They can read the states, but they don't grok them. They're not real. You might as well be discussing rape statistics from Mars for all the relevance it has to their milieu.

This is truly *not* a concern for these people, and they truly do *not* get it. They never see it. They never experience it. It is utterly alien. It never gets into - and they never go out of - the monastery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (HnUIn)

______________

I think they just don't care. So what if some pretty white college girls get murdered? Or a bunch of black gangbangers kill each other?

I think one thing the tranny holocaust has shown is that there are many people willing to butcher and sacrifice their own children on the altar of leftism and social clout. The butcher and sacrifice of randos isn't even a remote concern.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

95 Isn't it funny how all the people who insist that Christians are homophobic monster IMMEDIATELY resort to using homosexuality to mock people?

Truly funny.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2024 02:57 PM (72W6e)

96 Jon Stewart hasn't told a joke in decades that wasn't first workshopped by a team of writers.

Jon Lovitz is more of a comedian than Stewart; Stewart is a comedic actor, not a comedian.

He's comedy for the "Ow! My Balls!" crowd, but it's a raised eyebrow, not a nut-punch.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2024 02:57 PM (yikga)

97 Wow. I thought I'd be making a good observation, but EVERYONE said it before me.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 02:57 PM (JMAcK)

98 Anyone let Maddow and Co. know that Martha's Vineyard, NYC, Chicago, et. al. don't really have large exposures to the Mexican border.

Sure seem to have a lot of problems with it, though.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (KbCG3)

99 Elon Musk
@elonmusk

This administration is both importing voters and creating a national security threat from unvetted illegal immigrants.

It is highly probable that the groundwork is being laid for something far worse than 9/11. Just a matter of time.

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

100 Any word on what caused the Internet outages yesterday?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

101 What I find tiresome is all the comedians who have podcasts, who seem to need to preface their comments about Jon Stewart by saying he was once funny, and even might still be.

Really?

When? I guess you have to be a certain age, having been a nimrod growing up with Stewart as your news source, and thinking that style of snark is funny.


Jon Stewart is the Chevy Chase of Margaret Chos.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (CsUN+)

102
If it wasn't for the abortion issue, Democrats would be getting destroyed at the ballot box. But we can always count on women and how much they value their right to kill a baby over all else.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2024 02:52 PM


I would hope that they weigh their own self preservation a little higher then the extremely low odds of requiring an abortion. Just how many f'ing ways are there to prevent a pregnancy?

It's sorta like how voter ID is discriminatory against black people because they're somehow incapable/too dumb to secure it? Should I think the same thing of women? Too dumb to prevent getting knocked up?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (RKVpM)

103 They are disgusting.
Greg Gutfeld named these types as AWFuLs.

Affluent White Female Liberals.

Posted by: mpfs at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (wMSZ1)

104 The left (and the Republican "elite") like to mock the concerns of the little people.

I'm no longer at the point of fearing a French Revolution type reprisal and starting to hope they get one.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (JMAcK)

105 Jon Stewart made it explicit that if you're concerned about illegal immigration, that means you're a peter-puffing homo.
----------

Isn't it strange how this is the EXACT formulation of telling black people last election that if they don't vote for Biden they "ain't black"?

It's almost like it's a well-worn agitation psy op tactic or even a preconceived script.

But probably nah bro.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2024 02:59 PM (TE7BU)

106 Try new, extra fiber Colon Blow! With a roll of toilet paper in every box!

- Dennis Leary

Phil Hartman, wasn't it?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM


That was a Dennis Leary rant. "Cracklin' Oat Bran, and Horkin' Fiber Chunks! Cereal used to come with a prize, now it comes with a roll of toilet paper in every box!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 02:59 PM (5sOEG)

107 80 The guy before Stewart was actually funny. Don’t remember his name but he wasn’t a pedocrat bot.
Posted by: Blutarski at March 06, 2024 02:55 PM (Cp1vk)

Yep. It was Stewart who took it political and raised a generation of smooth brained idiots to think getting propaganda off a comedy show was the same as being intelligently informed.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2024 02:59 PM (OiAR7)

108 44 A pretty white girl was murdered by a dark-skinned illegal. Of course these harpies don't care. The pretty white girl is orders of magnitude lower on the Victim Status Scorecard.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Are you referring to Laken? She was killed by someone from Venezuela. He was not really dark skinned. He was an illegal immigrant and that is what matters. They aren’t sending their best, never a truer statement was uttered.

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2024 02:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

109 a libtard Karen coworker was complaining that her husband's family can't come here from Egypt because "our country won't let them in". I said what are you talking about, my bestie is from the ME and his family comes all the time on a visitor visa.

So of course Karen was totlaly fully of sheet and she started coming up with more BS to Karensplain.

And I said; "Just have them all come up from the southern border
they're letting everybody come in down there. No screening, no immunizations, no nothing!"

Well Karen and her libtard cohort were scandalized and I saw them exchanging side-eyes about me, like:

"We just unmasked another MAGAT!!"

Posted by: kallisto at March 06, 2024 02:59 PM (dCxaZ)

110 Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2024 02:52 PM (+QB2l)

Oh hi, Meghan.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 02:59 PM (dGCAG)

111 100 Any word on what caused the Internet outages yesterday?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

I suspect Nargles…

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 02:59 PM (PCK5/)

112 let's see:
[ x ] Stagflation
[ x ] Hostages in M. E.
[ x ] South of border prisons being emptied and sent north
[ x ] Out of control crime and urban decay
[ x ] Embarrassing relatives
[ ] Killer rabbits

Posted by: Sammy at March 06, 2024 03:00 PM (fZwvY)

113 It’s not rape rape

Posted by: Mr pink at March 06, 2024 03:00 PM (N2Di0)

114 I assume Hamas style protests against MSNBC for giggling about murder would be harshly crushed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2024 03:00 PM (72W6e)

115 Maybe the Dem's are importing an army, not voters

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 03:00 PM (nio1T)

116 112 let's see:
[ x ] Stagflation
[ x ] Hostages in M. E.
[ x ] South of border prisons being emptied and sent north
[ x ] Out of control crime and urban decay
[ x ] Embarrassing relatives
[ ] Killer rabbits


lol well Easter is coming soon

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2024 03:00 PM (AcWfM)

117 99 Elon Musk
@elonmusk

This administration is both importing voters and creating a national security threat from unvetted illegal immigrants.

It is highly probable that the groundwork is being laid for something far worse than 9/11. Just a matter of time.
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

So very racist, Mr Musk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:00 PM (AJDwy)

118 When? I guess you have to be a certain age, having been a nimrod growing up with Stewart as your news source, and thinking that style of snark is funny.

it made them feel smarter than everyone else and therefore superior; that was the major hook

Posted by: brak at March 06, 2024 03:01 PM (25k9m)

119 100 Any word on what caused the Internet outages yesterday?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

Ran out of hamster seeds

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:01 PM (qRe8u)

120 It is. The "military-aged men" thing is more of a canard than anything else, in my opinion. It's important and dangerous, but what's far more dangerous is the fact that they're bringing women and children with them.

That's not an army, that's a colonial migration.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (HnUIn)

Have we got numbers on that? How many are children? (and I mean pre teen)... how many are women?

We should have those stats available for the ones who have been granted asylum.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 03:01 PM (xaFKb)

121 That was a Dennis Leary rant. "Cracklin' Oat Bran, and Horkin' Fiber Chunks! Cereal used to come with a prize, now it comes with a roll of toilet paper in every box!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 02:59 PM (5sOEG)


Yeah, but Colon Blow and new Super Colon Blow were an SNL skit.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2024 03:02 PM (/HDaX)

122 let's see:
[ x ] Stagflation
[ x ] Hostages in M. E.
[ x ] South of border prisons being emptied and sent north
[ x ] Out of control crime and urban decay
[ x ] Embarrassing relatives
[ ] Killer rabbits


That part is being covered by Biden's dogs.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2024 03:02 PM (CsUN+)

123 Any word on what caused the Internet outages yesterday?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

I finally bought some storage food/water filtration kit last week.

They're going to shut things down. They're running tests now.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 03:02 PM (dGCAG)

124 93 The Left is canceling Gay Men…
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 02:57 PM (PCK5/)

They have been for a while. They're the "White people of Queer People", in their eyes.

Strangely, somehow, the most celebrated are Straight White Women who identify as "Queer", when they really just mean "Loud and Quirky".

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2024 03:02 PM (UnA8+)

125 I'm still a little traumatized by my colonoscopy. Can we lay off the colon blow jokes??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:02 PM (AJDwy)

126 Maybe the Dem's are importing an army, not voters
Posted by: Ben Had

The power of "and".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 06, 2024 03:03 PM (R4t5M)

127 Any of you ever been in a car out of control?
At some point you just accept that you will crash and brace yourself.
We are at that point.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 06, 2024 03:03 PM (fZwvY)

128 Those MSDNC clips; the GOP should use those clips in ads all across the country.

Yes, I know. GOP. Not the Hill to Die On!!! Etc.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 06, 2024 03:03 PM (sAmhv)

129 >>> never watched Jon Stewart's show. Was he ever funny or was it just what Ace calls clapper jokes?

I never thought he was funny, even before he became hyperpolitical. They just pushed and pushed this guy on MTV and even on Gary Sandling's show.

He does two kinds of "jokes:" Clapper-bait and "cutesy-boo" gay shit.

Posted by: ace at March 06, 2024 03:03 PM (KRtlO)

130 >>> These people are completely out of touch with Americans.

Citizens of the World they are.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2024 03:03 PM (cOq4q)

131 I would hope that they weigh their own self preservation a little higher then the extremely low odds of requiring an abortion. Just how many f'ing ways are there to prevent a pregnancy?

Keep importing all these filthy third-worlders and the odds of needing one will go up significantly.

Posted by: I'll take The Rapists for 500, Alex at March 06, 2024 03:03 PM (2DpKB)

132 Strangely, somehow, the most celebrated are Straight White Women who identify as "Queer", when they really just mean "Loud and Quirky".

aka erratic bitch.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2024 03:03 PM (CsUN+)

133 112 let's see:
[ x ] Stagflation
[ x ] Hostages in M. E.
[ x ] South of border prisons being emptied and sent north
[ x ] Out of control crime and urban decay
[ x ] Embarrassing relatives
[ ] Killer rabbit

Syphilitic Trash Pandas

Posted by: mpfs at March 06, 2024 03:03 PM (wMSZ1)

134 I think they just don't care. So what if some pretty white college girls get murdered? Or a bunch of black gangbangers kill each other?

I think one thing the tranny holocaust has shown is that there are many people willing to butcher and sacrifice their own children on the altar of leftism and social clout. The butcher and sacrifice of randos isn't even a remote concern.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 02:57 PM (iFTx/)
++++
They'll sacrifice their own children for status and confirmation within their religion. Blood-lust religions have always demanded it, and their practitioners have always complied.

But to your first point, yes - they don't care. At least to a point. But even if they were inclined to care (they aren't), they still wouldn't get it. It doesn't happen to them. Their world is free of that stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:04 PM (HnUIn)

135 Maybe one of those MS-13 thugs from Virginia will cut off Maddow's dick with a machete. Then you'll hear a different tune - in falsetto.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2024 03:04 PM (z+ik4)

136 Yeah, but Colon Blow and new Super Colon Blow were an SNL skit.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 06, 2024 03:02 PM


I crossed the streams there a bit, didn't I?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 03:04 PM (5sOEG)

137 As Haley Ends Republican Race, Survey Finds 92% Of Her Voters Approve Of Biden's Performance

"Haley's voters aren't just Democrats. They're the most rabid, left-wing, delusional..."

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2024 03:05 PM (RHGPo)

138 No they just happened to bring Stewart back. It's not an influence psy op. All is well.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2024 03:05 PM (TE7BU)

139 When? I guess you have to be a certain age, having been a nimrod growing up with Stewart as your news source, and thinking that style of snark is funny.
-------------
it made them feel smarter than everyone else and therefore superior; that was the major hook
Posted by: brak at March 06, 2024 03:01 PM (25k9m)

Stewart went after Tucker a couple weeks ago, and it consisted mainly of him making fun of Tucker for sniffing bread in a Russian supermarket, and then calling Tucker a dick.

They have a long history, I'm told. Apparently Tucker went on the Daily Show some years back, and the narrative at the time was Stewart made him look bad. No doubt in part with editing.

Someone I heard last week talk about it, said he watched it again recently, and when he was younger that's what he thought too, that Stewart made Tucker look bad, but now he that he watched it again, yeah, Stewart just comes off as a sarcastic prick.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 03:05 PM (dGCAG)

140
I crossed the streams there a bit, didn't I?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 03:04 PM (5sOEG)
-----------
Like connecting a flux capacitor to an oscillation overthruster.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 06, 2024 03:06 PM (DeFcY)

141 the vast majority of newcomers are good people who just want a better life!

also: even if the vast majority of gun owners are law abiding citizens [you can fill in the rest]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 06, 2024 03:06 PM (B1FKF)

142 The invaders aren't raping and killing their kids. That's your fucking problem.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 06, 2024 03:06 PM (R4t5M)

143 Have we got numbers on that? How many are children? (and I mean pre teen)... how many are women?

We should have those stats available for the ones who have been granted asylum.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 03:01 PM (xaFKb)
++++
I haven't, but will try to dig into DHS data when I have time.

Most of the pictures of the hordes flooding the border are of young people with plenty of women in the ranks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:06 PM (HnUIn)

144 Weird how Dems smear people by suggesting they might be gay as if that were a bad thing. I thought it was all perfectly normal, you we born that way and if you even raise an eyebrow about it that makes you a hater.


As usually the LGBTQxyz lobby will not say a word about John Stewart's homophobia.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2024 03:06 PM (JojsZ)

145 MSNBCers are entirely depraved and evil.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2024 03:06 PM (72W6e)

146 Musk Clarifies After Meeting With Trump: "I Am Not Donating To Either Candidate"

MSNBC clowns suggested that Trump met with Musk because he is "afraid" of Biden.

... you would create a conflict-of-interest if you donate money to somebody who wants to borrow $300 or so million

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

147 Military age men illegally entering the United Stares: bad.
Anyone else: totes OK?
Is that what I am supposed to get from the headline? I though illegal immigration was bad, period.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 06, 2024 02:52 PM (L8s/5)

Not "anyone else".

I'm be all for allowing the free entrance of hot, marriageable age women.

I'm also already married, so it's not for me. I'd just like to see American women who vote for this crap suddenly see what it's like to have to compete with immigrants willing to "work" for far less.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 03:07 PM (JMAcK)

148 ...Stewart just comes off as a sarcastic prick.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 03:05 PM (dGCAG)


Steven Colbert has entered the chat.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 06, 2024 03:07 PM (PiwSw)

149 107 80 The guy before Stewart was actually funny. Don’t remember his name but he wasn’t a pedocrat bot.
Posted by: Blutarski at March 06, 2024 02:55 PM (Cp1vk)

Craig Kilborn.

Was a SportsCenter anchor who then did that.

Then the Craig Kilborn show.

Nobody knows where he is today.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2024 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

150 >>> “Well, Virginia does have a border with West Virginia!”

You have be older than GEN Z to get this -
West Virginia is home to your typical racist white guys. They even elected KKK Robert Byrd!*

*Before the parties 'flipped'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2024 03:07 PM (cOq4q)

151 Any of you ever been in a car out of control?
At some point you just accept that you will crash and brace yourself.
We are at that point.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 06, 2024 03:03 PM (fZwvY)

You know why drunks often survive car crashes? They're too drunk to know to brace themselves.

Sometimes it's better not to know.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

152 125 I'm still a little traumatized by my colonoscopy. Can we lay off the colon blow jokes??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:02 PM (AJDwy)


I had one once… they gave me the GOOD drugs…

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:08 PM (PCK5/)

153 ... MSNBC clowns suggested that Trump met with Musk because he is "afraid" of Biden. ...
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)
++++
Well, Biden's FedGov and the various state governments under the direction of the FedGov are going after Musk hard. If I were in his shoes, I'd throw my support in whatever way was most effective (likely not money) behind the Devil himself if it meant unseating Biden.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:08 PM (HnUIn)

154
The gravamen of my latest discourse at Taki's Magazine.


Also, it's not MSDNC. It's MS-NSDAP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2024 03:08 PM (x0n13)

155 146 Musk Clarifies After Meeting With Trump: "I Am Not Donating To Either Candidate"

Pretty smart, really…

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:09 PM (PCK5/)

156
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 02:57 PM (iFTx/)
++++
They'll sacrifice their own children for status and confirmation within their religion. Blood-lust religions have always demanded it, and their practitioners have always complied.

But to your first point, yes - they don't care. At least to a point. But even if they were inclined to care (they aren't), they still wouldn't get it. It doesn't happen to them. Their world is free of that stuff.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:04 PM (HnUIn)
_________

Well, in the two instances where it did happen to them (their daughters murdered by illegals), both times the parents were very insistent that the murder of their daughters should not reflect badly on illegal immigration. So I think even when it does enter their world, they still don't care. (The two I'm thinking of is Katie Stenle (sp?) and the girl raped and murdered on the side of the road in OK or something.)

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

157 Imagine if Ferris Bueller was a real person and had a political talking-heads show. If you think snide know-it-allism is funny, then yes. The Daily Show had to routinely edit their own footage to make everyone it interacted with look stupid.
Posted by: Stewart is a Clown, Alright at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (2DpKB)

Some day you might need a favor from Ferris Bueller! Then where'll you be?! Heartless wench!

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 06, 2024 03:09 PM (JRP2U)

158 The next few months are gonna be something.

Stock up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2024 03:09 PM (PQ4m2)

159 I suspect Nargles…
Posted by: tubal

The actress that played Luna Lovegood (Evanna Lynch) did a pretty hot photo shoot...most images are NSFW, but there are one or two SFW ones that are pretty nice...

https://tinyurl.com/43a47f5c
https://tinyurl.com/mrx3phmx

Posted by: The Roman Army at Cannae fell into Hannibal's.... at March 06, 2024 03:10 PM (ycI94)

160 And since I brought up Carter, I always remind people of this --
As bad as Carter was, he is easily in the top three for post civil war Democrat Presidents! (out of what, 9 or 10?)

Think about that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 06, 2024 03:10 PM (fZwvY)

161 Well, in the two instances where it did happen to them (their daughters murdered by illegals), both times the parents were very insistent that the murder of their daughters should not reflect badly on illegal immigration. So I think even when it does enter their world, they still don't care. (The two I'm thinking of is Katie Stenle (sp?) and the girl raped and murdered on the side of the road in OK or something.)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:09 PM (iFTx/)
++++
A lot of that in Europe, too. And yes, they are sacrificing their children as their priests instructed to them do.

The "ladies" of the View and their ilk would likely do the same, but it will never come up. They are immune from that aspect of it, and will be until the system collapses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)

162 >>The invaders aren't raping and killing their kids. That's your fucking problem.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 06, 2024 03:06 PM

They are, but that's just practice.

Posted by: huerfano at March 06, 2024 03:10 PM (Q4KYm)

163 Jon Stewart is basically a live action internet troll. Other radical leftists are entertained by his trolling, but it's all he does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:11 PM (i9ffA)

164 Maybe the Dem's are importing an army, not voters
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 03:00 PM (nio1T)

Uniparty.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2024 03:11 PM (TE7BU)

165 Well, Biden's FedGov and the various state governments under the direction of the FedGov are going after Musk hard. If I were in his shoes, I'd throw my support in whatever way was most effective (likely not money) behind the Devil himself if it meant unseating Biden.


then .. he should get behind RFK Jr

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 06, 2024 03:11 PM (AcWfM)

166 The actress that played Luna Lovegood (Evanna Lynch) did a pretty hot photo shoot...most images are NSFW, but there are one or two SFW ones that are pretty nice...

https://tinyurl.com/43a47f5c
https://tinyurl.com/mrx3phmx
Posted by: The Roman Army at Cannae fell into Hannibal's.... at March 06, 2024 03:10 PM (ycI94)
---------
It's a trap!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 06, 2024 03:11 PM (DeFcY)

167 Did anyone mention that they're malignant as ass cancer?

I can't look at them. If they're on fire I wouldn't try pissing on them.

Posted by: torabora at March 06, 2024 03:11 PM (OUiUM)

168 Yep my little podunk grocery store intermittently has someone standing on front of it with a sign begging for money for herself and 4 kids. Never seen that in my town for my whole life.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (OiAR7)

The new scam is some little brown bastardo will play air violin while he has a stereo/speaker playing the actual music with a sign in Engrish axing for donations to feed his overweight family just steps away from his Home Depot bucket in the store parking lot.

Don't be fooled...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 06, 2024 03:11 PM (/SHEi)

169 Then the Craig Kilborn show.


aka the show where the host was 3 drinks deep and just flirted with the female guests every night

Posted by: brak at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (25k9m)

170 With 85% of precincts reporting in the Republican caucuses Wednesday morning, Trump leads with 57% of the vote to former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley's 42%. Haley is leading in Salt Lake and Davis counties and trails the former president by about 1,200 votes in Utah County.

What the hell is wrong with these Salt Lake people?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (eYF7X)

171 https://tinyurl.com/43a47f5c
https://tinyurl.com/mrx3phmx
Posted by: The Roman Army at Cannae fell into Hannibal's


OK, Ackbar, you can ditch the sock now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (9yWhg)

172 Well hello there!!

BREAKING A Georgia House commission with powers to discipline & remove prosecutors voted 97-73 for Senate Bill 332 which could disrupt Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis' prosecution of Pres. Trump.

The bill only needs approval from
@GovKemp
, who has said he will sign the measure. (AP)

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (qRe8u)

173 Their greatest fear is the comparison to Carter and the Mariel Boatlift.

I think they are trying to deflect. They will set the world on fire to prevent people from comparing Biden to Carter at this stage. (IMHO)
Posted by: Sammy at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (fZwvY)

Well at least Carter was stupid in his own behalf...or maybe his wife. I heard tales that when Jimmy went and talked to Roslyn he'd be very bellicose about dealing with Iran or whatever crisis was up and his aides would have to talk him down.

With Biden, the deep state factions fight each other to fill out the notecards Biden tries to read.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

174 The "ladies" of the View and their ilk would likely do the same, but it will never come up. They are immune from that aspect of it, and will be until the system collapses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)

They've had so many abortions their hearts are covered by a lot of callous.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2024 03:13 PM (72W6e)

175 161 Well, in the two instances where it did happen to them (their daughters murdered by illegals), both times the parents were very insistent that the murder of their daughters should not reflect badly on illegal immigration. So I think even when it does enter their world, they still don't care. (The two I'm thinking of is Katie Stenle (sp?) and the girl raped and murdered on the side of the road in OK or something.)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:09 PM (iFTx/)
++++
A lot of that in Europe, too. And yes, they are sacrificing their children as their priests instructed to them do.

The "ladies" of the View and their ilk would likely do the same, but it will never come up. They are immune from that aspect of it, and will be until the system collapses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)

Why it's almost like people who say we need to End Whiteness mean it.

Posted by: They Hate White People, Including Themselves and Their Kids at March 06, 2024 03:13 PM (2DpKB)

176 168 Yep my little podunk grocery store intermittently has someone standing on front of it with a sign begging for money for herself and 4 kids. Never seen that in my town for my whole life.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (OiAR7)

The new scam is some little brown bastardo will play air violin while he has a stereo/speaker playing the actual music with a sign in Engrish axing for donations to feed his overweight family just steps away from his Home Depot bucket in the store parking lot.

Don't be fooled...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 06, 2024 03:11 PM (/SHEi)


Illegal border jumpers coming to America to grift grift grift??? Unpossible!…..

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:13 PM (PCK5/)

177 Marxists Socialists National Broadcast Company can go Fk themselves

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2024 03:13 PM (fwDg9)

178 170 With 85% of precincts reporting in the Republican caucuses Wednesday morning, Trump leads with 57% of the vote to former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley's 42%. Haley is leading in Salt Lake and Davis counties and trails the former president by about 1,200 votes in Utah County.

What the hell is wrong with these Salt Lake people?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (eYF7X)

======

They voted for Evan McMullin in 2016?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

179 What the hell is wrong with these Salt Lake people?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (eYF7X)

They are Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:13 PM (eoQWY)

180 155 146 Musk Clarifies After Meeting With Trump: "I Am Not Donating To Either Candidate"
-----------------------------

His words are worth millions of dollars.
Let's listen to what he says during this campaign period.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2024 03:13 PM (Qzt2z)

181 172 Well hello there!!

BREAKING A Georgia House commission with powers to discipline & remove prosecutors voted 97-73 for Senate Bill 332 which could disrupt Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis' prosecution of Pres. Trump.

The bill only needs approval from
@GovKemp
, who has said he will sign the measure. (AP)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (qRe8u)

=======

Hey...remember when they kicked out a guy for wanting to investigate her?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

182 Would be a shame if one of Jen’s pschildren were raped by an an undocumented America,
Wouldn’t it?

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:14 PM (YofvK)

183 The left routinely deploys this tactic when they don't want to confront issues of criminal chaos.

You know why they do this ? Because its worked on conservatives for decades. The proper, and easy, response to their bullshit is to call their bullshit for the bullshit it is. To their face. Loudly.

But thats not who we are, or some shit. It would be rude. Its not inclusive. Might cost a vote or hurt some feelings.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 06, 2024 03:14 PM (6zjv5)

184 >>Have we got numbers on that? How many are children? (and I mean pre teen)... how many are women?

We should have those stats available for the ones who have been granted asylum.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 03:01 PM (xaFKb)
++++
I haven't, but will try to dig into DHS data when I have time.

Most of the pictures of the hordes flooding the border are of young people with plenty of women in the ranks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:06 PM (HnUIn)
________________
Border patrol agents encountered 5,717 single Chinese adults in January, more than twice the number of any other January on record, CBP data shows. In December, that figure hit a record high of 7,581, while the total since January 2023 now stands at 64,979.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2024 03:14 PM (Q4IgG)

185 What the hell is wrong with these Salt Lake people?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (eYF7X)
-----------
They're conditioned to Romney and mcMuffin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 06, 2024 03:14 PM (DeFcY)

186 144 Weird how Dems smear people by suggesting they might be gay as if that were a bad thing. I thought it was all perfectly normal, you we born that way and if you even raise an eyebrow about it that makes you a hater.


As usually the LGBTQxyz lobby will not say a word about John Stewart's homophobia.
Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2024 03:06 PM (JojsZ)


Here's the thing. Dr Phil has a pretty big soap box of his own and I think he has the juice to win the "John Stewart is a homophobe" pissing match if he got into it. Stewart went way off the deepend with it. Sounded to me like he thinks about this stuff alot....iykwimaityd.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2024 03:15 PM (OiAR7)

187 Raining pretty good out thar.

Posted by: JT at March 06, 2024 03:15 PM (T4tVD)

188 As a Christian, I know its wrong...
But I do hope these people personally experience some of the violent interactions with the diverse aliens they claim are just friends we haven't met yet.

Posted by: McCool at March 06, 2024 03:16 PM (Vm5ir)

189 Interesting to note that when the powers that be wanted to gently float the idea that maybe Covid could've kind of sort of been man made, they sent Stewart out to release the message on Colbert's show.

The interesting part is that Stewart remained in good standing with his lib buddies and was never tarnished with the conspiracy theory brush.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2024 03:16 PM (KbCG3)

190 They can call anyone they want a fag but our side has to have "decorum". Thank fuck for Trump and his mouth.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2024 03:16 PM (TE7BU)

191 The girl murdered in Iowa had a far left family. The father said it’s wrong to blame immigrants for her death since they enrich Iowa’s cuisine. Yes he did say that.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:16 PM (YofvK)

192 181 172 Well hello there!!

BREAKING A Georgia House commission with powers to discipline & remove prosecutors voted 97-73 for Senate Bill 332 which could disrupt Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis' prosecution of Pres. Trump.

The bill only needs approval from
@GovKemp
, who has said he will sign the measure. (AP)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (qRe8u)

=======

Hey...remember when they kicked out a guy for wanting to investigate her?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)
___________

At some point even crackhead hobos can't stand the stench . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

193 "Yep. It was Stewart who took it political and raised a generation of smooth brained idiots to think getting propaganda off a comedy show was the same as being intelligently informed.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless"


It's pathetic what passes for late night comedy anymore. I really don't know how people can watch it and be entertained. At some point you would would think the lib smugness would get old, even to brain dead leftists. .

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2024 03:16 PM (JojsZ)

194 Well, in the two instances where it did happen to them (their daughters murdered by illegals), both times the parents were very insistent that the murder of their daughters should not reflect badly on illegal immigration. So I think even when it does enter their world, they still don't care. (The two I'm thinking of is Katie Stenle (sp?) and the girl raped and murdered on the side of the road in OK or something.)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

It was Iowa, not OK. Which just shows how the stupidity is even in deep red states.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 03:16 PM (JMAcK)

195 Wasn't Stewart dating the scarecrow Ann Coulter at one point?


That could be what put him over the edge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 03:17 PM (9yWhg)

196 I like West Virginia. Good people, who have more guns than their population. Things to ponder, I guess.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD at March 06, 2024 03:17 PM (EweRc)

197 172 Well hello there!!

BREAKING A Georgia House commission with powers to discipline & remove prosecutors voted 97-73 for Senate Bill 332 which could disrupt Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis' prosecution of Pres. Trump.

The bill only needs approval from
@GovKemp
, who has said he will sign the measure. (AP)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (qRe8u)
-----------------

Nice counter by the R's. Now if only the judge does the right thing and disqualify Fani and Wade and dismiss the case.

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2024 03:17 PM (G0vdT)

198 Bil Maher dated Ann Coulter.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:17 PM (YofvK)

199 168 Yep my little podunk grocery store intermittently has someone standing on front of it with a sign begging for money for herself and 4 kids. Never seen that in my town for my whole life.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2024 02:56 PM (OiAR7)

The new scam is some little brown bastardo will play air violin while he has a stereo/speaker playing the actual music with a sign in Engrish axing for donations to feed his overweight family just steps away from his Home Depot bucket in the store parking lot.

Don't be fooled...
--------------
The Feds imported a shit ton of Roma. Flip them the bird.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2024 03:17 PM (rii+a)

200 Bil Maher dated Ann Coulter.
Posted by: Montec


Ah, OK. Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 03:18 PM (9yWhg)

201 I'm also already married, so it's not for me. I'd just like to see American women who vote for this crap suddenly see what it's like to have to compete with immigrants willing to "work" for far less.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 03:07 PM (JMAcK)

Some of them are seeing it. There's discussion of Passport Bros who go overseas to find wives, then stay there working remotely. The women who wouldn't give them the time of day before are incandescent with rage.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:18 PM (eoQWY)

202 Posted by: The Roman Army at Cannae fell into Hannibal's.... at March 06, 2024 03:10 PM

Nope! Not gonna do it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 03:18 PM (5sOEG)

203 Stewart also went apeshit over Tucker who dared suggest Moscow has a nice subway. Stewart then said it’s the price of living in a democracy to have shitty subways with bums and graffitti. See, it’s not left wing mayors who cause crime, it’s our freedom.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:18 PM (YofvK)

204 Border patrol agents encountered 5,717 single Chinese adults in January, more than twice the number of any other January on record, CBP data shows. In December, that figure hit a record high of 7,581, while the total since January 2023 now stands at 64,979.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


No one leaves China without permission, and no one leaves China to immigrate to USA without approval of CCP. Even students who eventually move to USA are beholden to CCP since they leave their families behind.

And the Chinese generally hate USA. They think it is unsafe, brutal, bigoted and poor. There is no way these are dissidents or economic migrants. No way at all.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 06, 2024 03:19 PM (fZwvY)

205 >>198 Bil Maher dated Ann Coulter's Adams apple..
Posted by: Montec

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:19 PM (eYF7X)

206 Raing but the pine is burning 🔥

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2024 03:19 PM (fwDg9)

207 A few days ago some other Moron suggested using the Bush ranch in TX as a camp to hold illegals (to which I added the zuckerborg place, if he's already moved here).

Maybe we ought to put some of the idiots in there with the "migrants".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 03:19 PM (llON8)

208 The guy before Stewart was actually funny. Don’t remember his name but he wasn’t a pedocrat bot.
Posted by: Blutarski


Craig Ferguson was the last funny late-night man I can recall. I still watch his stuff on YT. Well, "still watch" is not accurate, I never watched him or any other. But I regret not watching him when he was on, just funny no politics. Lots of flirting with hot guests.

Posted by: Oedipus at March 06, 2024 03:19 PM (Z6vKV)

209 191 The girl murdered in Iowa had a far left family. The father said it’s wrong to blame immigrants for her death since they enrich Iowa’s cuisine. Yes he did say that.
Posted by: Montec

It's funny, because whenever Leftist leaders give speeches about the value of immigrants to the community, 90% of the value listed is "all the great restaurants you bring to the community". Right, Dr. Jill "Breakfast Tacos" Biden?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2024 03:19 PM (ycI94)

210 182 Would be a shame if one of Jen’s pschildren were raped by an an undocumented America,
Wouldn’t it?
Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:14 PM (YofvK)
_________

If her kids were raped and murdered by Jose Illegallia from Honduras, she would follow the exact same script as the the two I mentioned above: She would insist that her kid's violent rape and murder by an illegal who never should have been in the country should in no way reflect poorly on illegals who never should never be in the country. I'll bet any amount of geedis on it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

211 To be fair all Chinese men under 30 are fit. You don’t see fatties in China.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:20 PM (YofvK)

212 I suspect the meeting between Trump and Musk may have something to do with election integrity and the vote count. I mean who better to task with that job?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:20 PM (qRe8u)

213 Musk Clarifies After Meeting With Trump: "I Am Not Donating To Either Candidate"
-----------------------------

His words are worth millions of dollars.
Let's listen to what he says during this campaign period.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2024 03:13 PM (Qzt2z)

The billions he invested to keep Twitter relatively open discussion are enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:21 PM (eoQWY)

214 Border patrol agents encountered 5,717 single Chinese adults in January, more than twice the number of any other January on record, CBP data shows. In December, that figure hit a record high of 7,581, while the total since January 2023 now stands at 64,979.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2024 03:14 PM (Q4IgG)
++++
Yes, and it's a rounding error on the total.

I am not saying that the "military-aged men are coming and that's bad" or the "people from hostile foreign states are coming, and that's bad" narratives are wrong on their face. They're not wrong. It's incredibly dangerous.

But I do think that it is actually less dangerous than the gigantic influx of millions of young people of both sexes. That's a colonial operation, not a military one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:21 PM (HnUIn)

215 212 I suspect the meeting between Trump and Musk may have something to do with election integrity and the vote count. I mean who better to task with that job?
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:20 PM (qRe8u)

========

The Secretary of State of Georgia?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

216 I'm a little surprised Dr. Phil has committed the crime of First-Degree Noticing (totes stolen!); I would guess his audience overlaps a bit with the audience of the View.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 03:21 PM (llON8)

217 Raing but the pine is burning 🔥
Posted by: Skip


Is the Misty Mountain calling?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2024 03:21 PM (IG4Id)

218 ". Right, Dr. Jill "Breakfast Tacos" Biden?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 06, 2024 03:19 PM (ycI94)


Please. No.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2024 03:21 PM (OiAR7)

219 @194 Mollie Tibbetts was born in San Francisco and her parents divorced and she and her mom and siblings moved to Iowa. Her father was a leftist idiot who remained in SF but thought that illegals made Iowa's food better. Exchanged his daughter for huevos rancheros

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 06, 2024 03:21 PM (58LrU)

220
This is truly *not* a concern for these people, and they truly do *not* get it. They never see it. They never experience it. It is utterly alien. It never gets into - and they never go out of - the monastery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:45 PM (HnUIn)

True and a good point. However the Wikings will breach the walls , sooner than we think, and they will learn an old , old lesson. Us on the outside of their citadels will have at least seen what happens and are hopefully mobile and/or armed enough to made the barbarians choose an easier target.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at March 06, 2024 03:22 PM (bgJ0E)

221 188 As a Christian, I know its wrong...
But I do hope these people personally experience some of the violent interactions with the diverse aliens they claim are just friends we haven't met yet.
Posted by: McCool

-------------
Experience keeps a dear [costly] school, but a fool will learn at no other.

Posted by: Ben Franklin at March 06, 2024 03:22 PM (fZwvY)

222 Mollie Tibbetts was born in San Francisco and her parents divorced and she and her mom and siblings moved to Iowa. Her father was a leftist idiot who remained in SF but thought that illegals made Iowa's food better. Exchanged his daughter for huevos rancheros
Posted by: Smell the Glove

It was probably migas.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 06, 2024 03:22 PM (CIS44)

223
What the hell is wrong with these Salt Lake people?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:12 PM (eYF7X)


About 30 years ago SLC b eh a the transformation from squeaky clean Mormon town to a colder version of LA. Basically the Denver model. It’s now full of illegals, gangs and blue hairs.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:22 PM (YofvK)

224 >>> 215 212 I suspect the meeting between Trump and Musk may have something to do with election integrity and the vote count. I mean who better to task with that job?
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:20 PM (qRe8u)

========

The Secretary of State of Georgia?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

Wasn't the GA sec state one of the 5 or 6 who have declared they will be Fortifying The 2024 Election Against OrangeManBad?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 03:22 PM (llON8)

225 True and a good point. However the Wikings will breach the walls , sooner than we think, and they will learn an old , old lesson. Us on the outside of their citadels will have at least seen what happens and are hopefully mobile and/or armed enough to made the barbarians choose an easier target.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at March 06, 2024 03:22 PM (bgJ0E)
++++
Yes. When it all comes crashing down, they will get a very harsh lesson. But the benefit of being in the ruling class is that those lessons come to you last.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:22 PM (HnUIn)

226 224 Wasn't the GA sec state one of the 5 or 6 who have declared they will be Fortifying The 2024 Election Against OrangeManBad?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 03:22 PM (llON

=======

Brad insists that video footage of an election worker running the same ballots through a machine repeatedly is just fine and dandy.

But the problem is Trump's tone on the stump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

227 "He should get behind RFK Jr."

Nobody with a lick of sense would get behind RFK Jr., with his family's history of being bullet magnets.

Posted by: PabloD at March 06, 2024 03:23 PM (TluV9)

228 What the hell is wrong with these Salt Lake people?

Seriously ? Mormons. They value politeness. You don't see many street-fighting Mormons.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 06, 2024 03:23 PM (6zjv5)

229 When I think of Dr Jill's breakfast taco, I'm pretty sure there is a lume product to take the spicy burn away.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2024 03:23 PM (OiAR7)

230 191 The girl murdered in Iowa had a far left family. The father said it’s wrong to blame immigrants for her death since they enrich Iowa’s cuisine. Yes he did say that.
Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:16 PM (YofvK)


Yeah, losing a daughter sucks but dayum boy, those enchiladas are da bomb!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:23 PM (AJDwy)

231 Raing but the pine is burning 🔥
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2024 03:19 PM


How can we sleep while the pine is burning?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (5sOEG)

232 To be fair all Chinese men under 30 are fit. You don’t see fatties in China.
Posted by: Montec


They smoke like coal miners though.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (IG4Id)

233 To be fair all Chinese men under 30 are fit. You don’t see fatties in China.
Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:20 PM (YofvK)

I don't think that's the case. From 2020:

https://tinyurl.com/Half-of-all-Chinese-are-Fat

You're just likely not seeing it because 50% overweight is a whole lot less than America where 73% are overweight and 41% are OBESE...

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (JMAcK)

234 If the border is closed lettuce may increase by 0.00006% so a few white girls getting killed is totally worth it.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (YofvK)

235 "The girl murdered in Iowa had a far left family. The father said it’s wrong to blame immigrants for her death since they enrich Iowa’s cuisine. Yes he did say that.
Posted by: Montec

It's funny, because whenever Leftist leaders give speeches about the value of immigrants to the community, 90% of the value listed is "all the great restaurants you bring to the community". Right, Dr. Jill "Breakfast Tacos" Biden?
Posted by: Moron Analyst"


It's funny because most Mexican food prepared by real Mexicans for real Mexicans is not very good, nothing like what you get when you go out for dinner. I'll take day to day American food any day.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (JojsZ)

236 > Published 5 December 2023:

Fox News was on the ground in Lukeville, Arizona, where Customs and Border Protection (CBP) have been forced to close the local port of entry due to the surge in illegal entries. Fox footage showed that, as of Tuesday morning, hundreds of single military-age men camped out against the border wall waiting to be processed into the U.S, and not a single woman or child among them.

Of those camped out, there were a large number of Africans from countries Senegal, Guinea, Mauritania, Egypt and elsewhere waiting to be processed and potentially released into the U.S. Others were from the Middle East and Asia.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

237 These folks forgot just how easy it is to die.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (J8LnB)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2024 03:25 PM (Q4IgG)

239 238
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2024 03:25 PM (Q4IgG)

Close one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:25 PM (AJDwy)

240 "He should get behind RFK Jr."

Nobody with a lick of sense would get behind RFK Jr., with his family's history of being bullet magnets.
Posted by: PabloD at March 06, 2024 03:23 PM (TluV9)

Wasn't John Connelly in the front seat and got hit anyway?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:25 PM (eoQWY)

241
They did the same thing, of course, in the aftermath of 9/11. For a few months they pretended to be Very Concerned about terrorism.


Stewart's first show after 9/11 had him giving one of the more heartfelt speeches to come out of show business that year. As I recall, that speech was also the beginning of the clown-nose-on, clown-nose-off era.

It's obvious now that the whole thing was an act, put on to take advantage of the mood of the country in those weeks after 9/11.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2024 03:25 PM (n+4am)

242 171 https://tinyurl.com/43a47f5c
https://tinyurl.com/mrx3phmx
Posted by: The Roman Army at Cannae fell into Hannibal's

OK, Ackbar, you can ditch the sock now.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

C'mon, man...I gotta mix things up a bit. I still warned it was a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 06, 2024 03:25 PM (ycI94)

243 It's funny because most Mexican food prepared by real Mexicans for real Mexicans is not very good, nothing like what you get when you go out for dinner. I'll take day to day American food any day.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (JojsZ)

Mexican food may be the most overrated trash there is. Bland meats sick with cheese. Pass.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2024 03:26 PM (KbCG3)

244 Colon Blow commercial with Phil Hartmann:
https://shorturl.at/hksX2

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 03:26 PM (llON8)

245 Salt Lake City today is not what you think it is. What you think it is died with the rest of America circa 2010.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:26 PM (YofvK)

246 "Border patrol agents encountered 5,717 single Chinese adults in January"

--------

Things are really bad in China right now, regardless of what the country is presenting to the rest of the world. It's hard to judge how much of the news coming out of the country is accurate (aside from government reports that make it look bad; for instance, the government report that there were 200 fires in one particular province was probably accurate). But there are some pretty strong hints that China is about to hit the "... and then all at once!" stage very soon.

Posted by: junior at March 06, 2024 03:26 PM (MGwuz)

247 Yeah but Trump said pussy.

Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2024 03:26 PM (ASVTS)

248 Mexican food… carbs cooked in lard?

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:26 PM (PCK5/)

249 Salt Lake City today is not what you think it is. What you think it is died with the rest of America circa 2010.
Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:26 PM (YofvK)
++++
The Large Hadron Collider explosion in 2008 did a number on this dimension.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (HnUIn)

250 Steak, peppers and cheese.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (AJDwy)

251 Peruvian food is much better than Mexican, in my opinion.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (9yWhg)

252 Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz, AKA, Jon Stewart. Another self hating Joo. His parents immigrated here from Europe. They should have stayed there.

Disclaimer: No relation to Fawn Leibowitz. RIP, Fawn.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (iODuv)

253 Yes. When it all comes crashing down, they will get a very harsh lesson. But the benefit of being in the ruling class is that those lessons come to you last.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:22 PM (HnUIn)

But, sometimes the lesson comes REALLY HARD for the ruling class.

Spirit of '89!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (JMAcK)

254 It's funny because most Mexican food prepared by real Mexicans for real Mexicans is not very good, nothing like what you get when you go out for dinner.

it's good, but it's poor people food. it's beans and rice and handmade tortillas

not the smothered in cheese, sour cream, butter, and avocados tex-mex with (most importantly to white women) bottomless pictures of sugar-laden margaritas on the side people picture when they say mexican food

Posted by: brak at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (25k9m)

255
The new scam is some little brown bastardo will play air violin while he has a stereo/speaker playing the actual music with a sign in Engrish axing for donations to feed his overweight family just steps away from his Home Depot bucket in the store parking lot.

Don't be fooled...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy


That dodge was played out here for about one week last summer in the neighborhood shopping center. The grifters were set up quite a distance from any business, so I imagibe the level of traffic they got was pretty low.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (xG4kz)

256 [i[]The Large Hadron Collider explosion in 2008 did a number on this dimension.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM

I hate this new timeline.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (5sOEG)

257 Place y'er bets~!

@Breaking911 3m
DEVELOPING: At least 7 people shot in Northeast Philadelphia - Police

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (IG4Id)

258 Musician Jim Beard - known for his work with Steely Dan - has died at the age of 63

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

259 Something to remember, and giving credit where credit is due: Speaker Johnson is holding tough in his stand against the big Ukraine money bill, in spite of all the pressure placed on him. The uniparty is distressed and amazed; they don't have a clue how to deal with someone who won't be bribed, and who is in tune with his own constituents. It's a real life "Mr. Smith goes to Washington" moment.

I say this to remind us of all the claims that Johnson was no good, that he was going to cave, and that McCarthy was so much better, it was such a mistake to remove him. McCarthy would have slammed this through and the farce border bill too, weeks ago, and we all know it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:28 PM (i9ffA)

260 When the banks fail and the economy crashes people will not have jobs to worry about. Then we'll see how the politically correct police and protestors get handled ..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:28 PM (qRe8u)

261 243 It's funny because most Mexican food prepared by real Mexicans for real Mexicans is not very good, nothing like what you get when you go out for dinner. I'll take day to day American food any day.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (JojsZ)

Mexican food may be the most overrated trash there is. Bland meats sick with cheese. Pass.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

---------------
And there are no cows in Mexico City. No cows means no cheese and no sour creme -- the best parts of Mexican food.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 06, 2024 03:28 PM (fZwvY)

262 Fox News was on the ground in Lukeville, Arizona, where Customs and Border Protection (CBP) have been forced to close the local port of entry due to the surge in illegal entries. Fox footage showed that, as of Tuesday morning, hundreds of single military-age men camped out against the border wall waiting to be processed into the U.S, and not a single woman or child among them.

Of those camped out, there were a large number of Africans from countries Senegal, Guinea, Mauritania, Egypt and elsewhere waiting to be processed and potentially released into the U.S. Others were from the Middle East and Asia.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)

———-


I think it’s a matter of all these countries dumping their prisoners into the USA.

Probably every single criminal in the foreign world has heard of “defund the police”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 03:28 PM (++4z6)

263 “Authentic” Chinese food is also awful. The Chinese food we all love is Americanized.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (YofvK)

264 I still warned it was a trap!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar


Yeah, I didn't read the whole sock. That's on me, I guess.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)

265 No relation to Fawn Leibowitz. RIP, Fawn.

Oh yeah. That pottery oven explosion.

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (RHGPo)

266 I saw the Scaredy-Cat Gaywad Pissbabies open for Bladder Flask at Amoeba Music in 2019.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (0KeHU)

267 Jon Stewart should stick to doing what he does best.
Sucking truckers dry at truck stop glory holes.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (AEvvx)

268 Plenty of cows in Mexico City.

All those carbs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (AJDwy)

269 I hate this new timeline.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (5sOEG)

I want to go back to the one with the Bernstein Bears.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (i9ffA)

270
Most of the pictures of the hordes flooding the border are of young people with plenty of women in the ranks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:06 PM (HnUIn)


Maybe in still pictures, but I get up every morning and watch videos of the line of 'migrants' waiting in line, and it is 90% males. Someone walks down the line with a Go-Pro attached and it is nothing but males of 'military age'. Sometimes nothing but Chinese males. Sometimes nothing but Middle Eastern males. Sometimes nothing but South/Central American males.

But females are the definite outlier. The women in this country need to understand this. They may have p_ssy whipped American males into submission but the people they need to be concerned about aren't taking 'no' for an answer so easily. It's their culture, embrace it. Diversity is strength. Until about 8 pm at night in most places.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (RKVpM)

271
not the smothered in cheese, sour cream, butter, and avocados tex-mex with (most importantly to white women) bottomless pictures of sugar-laden margaritas on the side people picture when they say mexican food
Posted by: brak


I am SOOOOOO drunk!!

-- the call of the native AWFL in the wild.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (xG4kz)

272 Guys, if you want to enjoy something Stewart related, he gets stabbed in the eye in The Faculty.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

273 259 I say this to remind us of all the claims that Johnson was no good, that he was going to cave, and that McCarthy was so much better, it was such a mistake to remove him. McCarthy would have slammed this through and the farce border bill too, weeks ago, and we all know it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:28 PM (i9ffA)

========

This is Johnson playing defense. Not getting things to the floor.

This is happening while he's still pushing CRs to avoid shutting down the government instead of shutting down the government until individual budget and appropriations bills are passed, one department at a time.

He should be a terrible Speaker. That he's the best Speaker we've had in recent memory is pathetic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

274 >>245 Salt Lake City today is not what you think it is. What you think it is died with the rest of America circa 2010.
Posted by: Montec

We pass through on I-15 twice a year. I can tell you the drivers are homicidal maniacs. Must be dems.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (eYF7X)

275 243 It's funny because most Mexican food prepared by real Mexicans for real Mexicans is not very good, nothing like what you get when you go out for dinner. I'll take day to day American food any day.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2024 03:24 PM (JojsZ)

Mexican food may be the most overrated trash there is. Bland meats sick with cheese. Pass.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2024 03:26 PM (KbCG3)
_______

Agree. When most people think of "Mexican food" they like, it's most often really Tex-Mex or an Americanized version of Mexican food. True authentic Mexican food is flavorless garbage pimped out with rude spices.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

276 258 Musician Jim Beard - known for his work with Steely Dan - has died at the age of 63
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

RIP
Hmm any relation to ZZTop drummer Frank Beard?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (qRe8u)

277 @Breaking911 3m
DEVELOPING: At least 7 people shot in Northeast Philadelphia - Police
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (IG4Id)

Shooter was holding a bible and wearing a MAGA hat!!!
- msnbc

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (YofvK)

278 Americanized Italian food sucks too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (AJDwy)

279 Breaking911 3m
DEVELOPING: At least 7 people shot in Northeast Philadelphia - Police
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (IG4Id)


Wyatt,
If you're reading this, prayers up buddy!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (W/lyH)

280 Hochul just announced she's deploying 1,000 Guard troops to patrol NY subways because crime is out of control.

http://tiny.cc/uuedxz

But you're you're a sissy diaper-shit if you are worried about crime.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (6OrcJ)

281 Stewart briefly acknowledged the historic number of illegal border crossings but blamed the GOP for not passing strong border legislation.

It's not true, of course.

In fact, Team Biden once bragged about eliminating nearly 100 Trump-era measures designed to bolster border security.


Legislation does not matter. There have been laws on the books regarding illegal immigration for decades. All ignored by both the federal government (Democrat Party and GOP establishment) and local/city governments (Democrat "sanctuary" states/cities).

It's just like "gun control". Legislation and laws do not matter a whit if no one enforces the laws or politicians actively prohibit the laws from being enforced.

Which is what has been going on in this country since the 1980s. President Trump, and his Administration, was the only one to actually work to enforce the laws on the books. And for that, he was demonized and smeared.
And the Deep State used the Plandemic to sabotage his Administration and then rigged and stole the 2020 election to remove him from office and get back to their WEF-orchestrated destruction of Western civilization.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (UKWFA)

282 I’ll bet Dr. Phil can beat the shit out of Jon Stewart.

I’ d love to see him make that smug little shit squeal like a piggy.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (jbnUc)

283 I say this to remind us of all the claims that Johnson was no good, that he was going to cave, and that McCarthy was so much better, it was such a mistake to remove him. McCarthy would have slammed this through and the farce border bill too, weeks ago, and we all know it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:28 PM (i9ffA)
++++
I never said McCarthy was better, and was 100% behind his removal.

I also assumed Johnson would fold like a house of cards. He hasn't so far. I'm happy to be wrong so far.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (HnUIn)

284 It's funny because most Mexican food prepared by real Mexicans for real Mexicans is not very good

The job is sending me to Mexico City in April to audit a supplier.
Last time I was there , i did experience some digestive issues.
Hoping for better luck this time

Posted by: McCool at March 06, 2024 03:31 PM (Vm5ir)

285 GA Senate explains purpose of hearing:

“We’re tasked with investigating and finding the true facts,” said Cowsert, explaining why they were holding the hearing. He added that the committee is tasked, if necessary, with amending or creating new statutes “to build guardrails” to “restore the public faith in our criminal justice system.”

NBC makes up its own reason, and fact checks the GA senate;

The Senate committee does not have any power to disqualify Willis from prosecuting the election interference case. This was the first in what is expected to be a series of hearings investigating Willis for the potential misuse of state funds or of power for personal gain.

Trump co-defendant's lawyer presents argument for disqualifying Fani Willis to Georgia state senators
The state Senate committee does not have any power to disqualify Willis from prosecuting the election interference case against Trump and his co-defendants.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2024 03:31 PM (N3GIM)

286 279 Breaking911 3m
DEVELOPING: At least 7 people shot in Northeast Philadelphia - Police
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM (IG4Id)


Wyatt,
If you're reading this, prayers up buddy!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (W/lyH)

======

And if he's not reading it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

287 He should be a terrible Speaker. That he's the best Speaker we've had in recent memory is pathetic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)
++++
The plus side of being at rock bottom is that even lousy improvements are significant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)

288 That "heartfelt" speech included Stewart crying and begging the terrorists not to hurt us and also asking what we ever did to them to deserve it.

But I could be remembering it wrong.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2024 03:32 PM (TE7BU)

289 True authentic Mexican food is flavorless garbage pimped out with rude spices.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)
----------
Screw you, asshole!!

Posted by: A Rude Jalapeno at March 06, 2024 03:32 PM (DeFcY)

290 Power went off in my neighborhood twice for a minute or 2 before coming back on.

Then, unless I am having mini-strokes, it has dimmed the lights a few times. Uh Oh LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 06, 2024 03:32 PM (PQ4m2)

291 That's not an army, that's a colonial migration.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 02:54 PM (HnUIn)

Have we got numbers on that? How many are children? (and I mean pre teen)... how many are women?


New story out of MA a while back claimed "1800 families" and then later "50 school aged children"

Now, I guess these could all be husbands, wives, and a 4 year old, but I read it as 1700 unattached men, 50 attached women, and 50 actual families.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2024 03:32 PM (ibTVg)

292 280 Hochul just announced she's deploying 1,000 Guard troops to patrol NY subways because crime is out of control.

A few mentions above, with DU responses at #84. You might want to sit down for this, but....it's definitely racist. And crime isn't really an issue.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2024 03:32 PM (ycI94)

293 Wyatt,
If you're reading this, prayers up buddy!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (W/lyH)

======

And if he's not reading it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

Prayers down. You know the rules.

Also, this cracked me up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2024 03:33 PM (KbCG3)

294 Jen Psaki and Rachel Maddow
......

Oh, you mean Transgender Fonzie.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

295 Last time I was there , i did experience some digestive issues. Hoping for better luck this time
Posted by: McCool


Don't drink the water, the ice, anything washed with tap water, and order everything fried fresh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2024 03:33 PM (IG4Id)

296 I think it’s a matter of all these countries dumping their prisoners into the USA.

Probably every single criminal in the foreign world has heard of “defund the police”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 03:28 PM (++4z6)

-------------

China [h/t Peter Schweizer] and The Cartels are destabilizing the country -- hoping to collapse it -- with the active assistance & promotion by The Treasonous Junta in general and The Treasonous Biden Crime Family in particular.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (0KeHU)

297 But females are the definite outlier. The women in this country need to understand this. They may have p_ssy whipped American males into submission but the people they need to be concerned about aren't taking 'no' for an answer so easily. It's their culture, embrace it. Diversity is strength. Until about 8 pm at night in most places.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (RKVpM)

Hmm 320,000 flown in the the US. Prolly where all the wimenz and chitlens are..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (qRe8u)

298 261 243 It's funny because most Mexican food prepared by real Mexicans for real Mexicans is not very good, nothing like what you get when you go out for dinner. I'll take day to day American food any day."

Local tacqueria's and street taco vendors in Texas, New Mexico, or Arizona are some of the tastiest food around. Now if you're talking about traditional working class mexican food, well that's basically tamales, frijoles, and rice with spicy sauce poured on it. Still better than old time English or Euro working class food, which was mostly awful.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (i9ffA)

299 Three corporations own 19,000 homes in the metro Atlanta area. “A recent study by Georgia State University researchers found that three corporations own more than 19,000 homes in Atlanta’s five metro counties,” WSB-TV in Atlanta reports. The study found that “Invitation Homes, Premium Partners (which operates Progress Residential), and Amherst Holdings (which operates Mainstreet Renewal) own around 11 percent of all single-family homes for rent in the state.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (RHGPo)

300 > Americanized Italian food sucks too.

Eh? Like what specific dishes? Or do you mean something like Olive Garden?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (6OrcJ)

301 289

Wyatt,
If you're reading this, prayers up buddy!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (W/lyH)

======

And if he's not reading it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)
-----

No prayers for you!

Posted by: The Prayer Nazi at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (snyZJ)

302 Who wants to visit a place where eating or drinking anything is likely to cause you severe distress?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (AJDwy)

303 Real Mexican food includes bugs, cacti and cheese like dried toe jam. Real Chinese food is equally horrific.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (FU0ZW)

304 280 Hochul just announced she's deploying 1,000 Guard troops to patrol NY subways because crime is out of control.
.....

Waste of effort unless criminals go to prison.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

305 21
‘ Stewart sounds like he's projecting.’

He really does sound he has a detailed fantasy about being BFed by an illegal alien.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (jbnUc)

306 "The Large Hadron Collider explosion in 2008 did a number on this dimension.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM

I hate this new timeline.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState"


I trace it to Hurricane Katrina when thing completely awry. Somebody needs stop go back and stop or divert it.

Except it would just be some other event makes the left go batshit insane.

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2024 03:35 PM (JojsZ)

307 *Sigh*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at March 06, 2024 03:35 PM (snyZJ)

308 I say this to remind us of all the claims that Johnson was no good, that he was going to cave, and that McCarthy was so much better, it was such a mistake to remove him. McCarthy would have slammed this through and the farce border bill too, weeks ago, and we all know it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:28 PM (i9ffA)
++++
I never said McCarthy was better, and was 100% behind his removal.

I also assumed Johnson would fold like a house of cards. He hasn't so far. I'm happy to be wrong so far.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:30 PM (HnUIn)

He took the initiative away from the Dems and Deeps by saying that Border Security had to come first, and he's stuck by that. So the Ukraine grifters are stuck and most of the workarounds can be defeated by just asking why you won't spend even a tenth of what the U bill is doing on our actual interests here.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:35 PM (eoQWY)

309
Eh? Like what specific dishes? Or do you mean something like Olive Garden?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (6OrcJ

Sure. Most Italian dishes are swamped in cheese and tomato sauce.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:35 PM (AJDwy)

310 Oh, you mean Transgender Fonzie.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)
--------
Snort.

Posted by: scampydog at March 06, 2024 03:35 PM (2bFN5)

311 I also assumed Johnson would fold like a house of cards. He hasn't so far. I'm happy to be wrong so far.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


He will eventually disappoint us. It's the DC way.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:35 PM (eYF7X)

312 Early tick season here… screw you, white tail deer…

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:35 PM (PCK5/)

313 263 “Authentic” Chinese food is also awful. The Chinese food we all love is Americanized.
Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (YofvK)
____

For Cantonese food, yes. The American version is much better. The authentic is very bland and favors weird ingredients like bird snot (not making this up), bird feet, duck tongue (also not making that up).

But that's not true of all Chinese cuisines. Authentic Szechuan is very good. Better than the Americanized version. Hunan is good also.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

314 Published 13 October 2023:
______
Since the start of fiscal 2023 last October through August, Border Patrol agents on the U.S.-Mexico boundary have caught 151 non-U.S. citizens who, after being processed, were determined to be on the FBI’s terror watch list for being a terrorist or affiliated with someone who was.

The 151 figure, which Daines highlighted during the call, is the highest annual number in the Border Patrol’s 99-year history, surpassing the previous record of 98 people in 2022 and 15 people in 2021, according to Customs and Border Protection data.

_______________

This particular demographic is now probably in the thousands.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (Q4IgG)

315 Hochul just announced she's deploying 1,000 Guard troops to patrol NY subways because crime is out of control.
.....

Waste of effort unless criminals go to prison.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

or they shoot them.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

316 Power went off in my neighborhood twice for a minute or 2 before coming back on.

Then, unless I am having mini-strokes, it has dimmed the lights a few times. Uh Oh LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Do you live near Old Sparky?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (MaKyy)

317 This country needs like a couple million R. Lee Ermey (well, his character, anyway) types to whip the citizenry into shape.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (UnA8+)

318 311 I also assumed Johnson would fold like a house of cards. He hasn't so far. I'm happy to be wrong so far.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

He will eventually disappoint us. It's the DC way.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:35 PM (eYF7X)

=======

Over/under on him apologizing for his white privilege is 6 months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

319 NEW: Chicago Teachers Union President Stacy Davis Gates says the union’s contract demands from Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson will cost the city more than $50 billion. ⬇️

“$50 billion dollars and three cents…”

“And so what?”

“That’s audacity.”

For context, total base tax receipts for the *state of Illinois* last year were $50.7 billion.

— Austin Berg (@Austin__Berg) March 5, 2024
Later in the day, Gates added that she expects some of the money needed for new contract demands will come from TIFs — tax increment finance districts — that Mayor Johnson is overhauling. “Billions” will be available, she claimed. We’ll see.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (N3GIM)

320 304 280 Hochul just announced she's deploying 1,000 Guard troops to patrol NY subways because crime is out of control.
.....

Waste of effort unless criminals go to prison.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

Why do they even need them? I thought New Yorkers were the toughest people alive. Surely they wouldn't just give in and let criminals take over their city.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (KbCG3)

321 True authentic Mexican food is flavorless garbage pimped out with rude spices.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)


Taht's why you wash it down with a headache in a can.

Posted by: Tecate at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

322 Agree. When most people think of "Mexican food" they like, it's most often really Tex-Mex or an Americanized version of Mexican food. True authentic Mexican food is flavorless garbage pimped out with rude spices.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

Most "AUTHENTIC" food is crap.

The reason for spices, long cooking times, etc... is to cover for crap ingredients.

There's nothing wrong with taking crap ingredients and making them appetizing (it's arguably the point of cooking).

But quality ingredients don't need much in the way of spices/cooking to make them taste good.

So, bringing "AUTHENTIC!!" cooking to the US is always going to improve it because Americans (generally) are going to demand quality ingredients.

(I can still order tripe for my pho. I don't, because that's nasty, but it's available!)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (JMAcK)

323 "Hochul just announced she's deploying 1,000 Guard troops to patrol NY subways because crime is out of control."


So they will be mocking her on on The View, right?

Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (JojsZ)

324 Most Italian dishes are swamped in cheese and tomato sauce.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


They are the delivery vehicles for cheese and tomato sauce. Mmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (9yWhg)

325 >>>>The women who wouldn't give them the time of day before are incandescent with rage.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:18 PM (eoQWY)
—————
This makes me happy.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (SQmE5)

326 It's like if you said you like Mexican food, he'd get an exaggerated Mexican accent, with a sarcastic tone in his voice, call you senorita, and say "if I put a sombrero on my penis, would you eat that?"

That’s actually funny though. Ace would 100% use it as a Garret joke.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (ZBE41)

327 300 > Americanized Italian food sucks too.

Eh? Like what specific dishes? Or do you mean something like Olive Garden?
Posted by: bonhomme

(Looking uncomfortable and trying to remain out of sight)

Posted by: Fazoli's and Sbarro at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (ycI94)

328 > Americanized Italian food sucks too.

Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup.

Posted by: Henry Hill at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (25k9m)

329 _______________

This particular demographic is now probably in the thousands.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (Q4IgG)

So did they actually detain those terrorists? If so we can disband the other departments supposedly finding those guys since they don't do a good job.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (eoQWY)

330 hey, i asked this other other day and don't know if i got an answer

there was a sort of crazy irish right winger you'd see on tv, she had what sounded like a jewish name.

anyone know whom i'm talking about?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (B1FKF)

331 300 > Americanized Italian food sucks too.

Eh? Like what specific dishes? Or do you mean something like Olive Garden?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (6OrcJ)

Olive Garden is good for what it is, which is more generic Mediterranean than Italian… lighter fare, not really the place to pig out..

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (PCK5/)

332 > Sure. Most Italian dishes are swamped in cheese and tomato sauce.

That's true.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (6OrcJ)

333 Don't drink the water, the ice, anything washed with tap water, and order everything fried fresh.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2024 03:33 PM (IG4Id)

Yes - I was in Guadalaja for a month once, and had no troubles with food but also followed those guideline - no ice especially! And always drink from a bottle or a can. Some of the best restaurants will let you see them cook your food, one made the salsa at the table right in front of us.

even in the US - a few years ago a local study was done in Houston about salsa bowls left sitting at tables, that people dip chips in, and it found that well over 50% of them had dangerous levels of e-coli incubating in them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:38 PM (i9ffA)

334 They can call anyone they want a fag but our side has to have "decorum". Thank fuck for Trump and his mouth.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2024 03:16 PM (TE7BU)

I don't do decorum, not by a fucking long shot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2024 03:38 PM (VwHCD)

335 318 311 I also assumed Johnson would fold like a house of cards. He hasn't so far. I'm happy to be wrong so far.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

He will eventually disappoint us. It's the DC way.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:35 PM (eYF7X)

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Over/under on him apologizing for his white privilege is 6 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini


Even money if he takes a knee while apologizing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:38 PM (eYF7X)

336 For context, total base tax receipts for the *state of Illinois* last year were $50.7 billion.

The intent of government in America is to take as much from the citizens as possible. If the teachers can take the whole state budget...they will. As she pointed out she does not care where the money comes from.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2024 03:38 PM (ibTVg)

337 Re: Philly shooting

Anyone seen Marvin Harrison?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 06, 2024 03:39 PM (rJ48h)

338 "The Large Hadron Collider explosion in 2008 did a number on this dimension.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM


Fani Willis is a large hard-on collider . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2024 03:39 PM (x0n13)

339 336 For context, total base tax receipts for the *state of Illinois* last year were $50.7 billion.

The intent of government in America is to take as much from the citizens as possible. If the teachers can take the whole state budget...they will. As she pointed out she does not care where the money comes from.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2024 03:38 PM (ibTVg)

=======

States really need to be hitting bankruptcy soon.

Just for my entertainment.

I'm tired of waiting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

340 Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup.
Posted by: Henry Hill at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (25k9m)

LOL. I remember ordering Nachos in Denver once and getting doritos with a block of velveeta melted over them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:39 PM (i9ffA)

341
338 "The Large Hadron Collider explosion in 2008 did a number on this dimension.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:27 PM


Fani Willis is a large hard-on collider . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2024 03:39 PM (x0n13)


*shakes head*

Bad JJ.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:40 PM (AJDwy)

342 Every Sbarro has the same off-putting smell. I don't know how anyone can eat there. It smells like burnt cheese or sun dried tomatoes or something.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2024 03:40 PM (6OrcJ)

343 Agree. When most people think of "Mexican food" they like, it's most often really Tex-Mex or an Americanized version of Mexican food. True authentic Mexican food is flavorless garbage pimped out with rude spices.
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Huh.
Sounds like some folks ain't never been to Texas.
And know Mexico from the safe confines of a resort.
"That cucumber and mayo sandwich is too damn spicy!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 06, 2024 03:40 PM (yikga)

344 Oh, happy Birthday JJ!

Many more!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:40 PM (AJDwy)

345 Fani Willis is a large hard-on collider . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2024 03:39 PM (x0n13)
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Errr...more of a soft-on, I should think.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 06, 2024 03:40 PM (DeFcY)

346 LOL. I remember ordering Nachos in Denver once and getting doritos with a block of velveeta melted over them.

And did you knock it back with a refreshing Bud Light?

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at March 06, 2024 03:40 PM (ibTVg)

347 It's funny because most Mexican food prepared by real Mexicans for real Mexicans is not very good

This.

High-end Mexican cuisine is good but that's because it's high-end. Some of the stuff from the interior is excellent. But Tex-Mex or the like beats whatever your lawn jockeys are eating by a country mile. That stuff is trash. Ironically, many Mexicans and Mexican restaurants could not make a decent taco if their immigration status was on the line.

Posted by: Deep-Fried Chupacabra at March 06, 2024 03:40 PM (2DpKB)

348 340 Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup.
Posted by: Henry Hill at March 06, 2024 03:37 PM (25k9m)

LOL. I remember ordering Nachos in Denver once and getting doritos with a block of velveeta melted over them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:39 PM (i9ffA)

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How many people would I disgust if I said that sounds delicious?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

349 I absolutely hate these people.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 06, 2024 03:41 PM (jNB6r)

350 Of course, I have skipped lunch every day for more than 2 weeks, so my latent hunger that never seems to go away may be talking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

351 Philly needs to be putting the National Guard on their transit system. 3 days in a row that someone was shot on a SEPTA bus.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 06, 2024 03:41 PM (UDbyA)

352 I like American iced Mexican food

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2024 03:41 PM (fwDg9)

353 It's funny because most Mexican food prepared by real Mexicans for real Mexicans is not very good, nothing like what you get when you go out for dinner. I'll take day to day American food any day.
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Same for Asian food, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 06, 2024 03:42 PM (FmapG)

354 Enough cheap tequila and a plate of refried beans becomes Duck Larange

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:42 PM (AJDwy)

355 I saw the DEI discount offer by North Face in the sidebar. I settled on Rab outdoor wear as an alternative to Patagonia-- it's quality stuff.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at March 06, 2024 03:42 PM (snyZJ)

356 Hmm 320,000 flown in the the US. Prolly where all the wimenz and chitlens are..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:34 PM (qRe8u)

————

Hell O’Keefe has a video up of a guy who snuck into an illegal holding area and they said they couldn’t wait to get an American woman.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (++4z6)

357 I don't do decorum, not by a fucking long shot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2024 03:38 PM (VwHCD)

For a metal guy you seem almost civilized. The lawn might not die completely if you moved in next door.

Posted by: Almost But Not Quite at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (2DpKB)

358 And if he's not reading it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)


Then he will enjoy the power of the formidable Horde prayer chain AND the omniscient gaze of ZOD...once he wakes.up.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (W/lyH)

359 Hochul just announced she's deploying 1,000 Guard troops to patrol NY subways because crime is out of control.

This is to acclimate NY-ers to soldiers on the streets and martial law near election time.



Posted by: McCool at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (Vm5ir)

360 I notice Brit food has NOT entered the chat…

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (PCK5/)

361 335 Even money if he takes a knee while apologizing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:38 PM (eYF7X)

Double if he sucks a dick.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (UnA8+)

362 360 I notice Brit food has NOT entered the chat…
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (PCK5/)

There's only so much you can say about beans.

Posted by: XTC at March 06, 2024 03:44 PM (UnA8+)

363 Did someone say Mexican food!

Posted by: Hillary's hot sauce yelling from her purse at March 06, 2024 03:44 PM (G0vdT)

364 Jon Stewart is sooo 2003...

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 03:44 PM (V13WU)

365 360 I notice Brit food has NOT entered the chat…
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (PCK5/)

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In all fairness, I do love a good chicken tikka masala.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

366 sock off

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2024 03:44 PM (G0vdT)

367 re 336: for many pols, it's not that the gov't takes some of your money when you pay taxes, it's that the politicians let you keep some of their money

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 06, 2024 03:44 PM (B1FKF)

368 The reason for spices, long cooking times, etc... is to cover for crap ingredients.

There's nothing wrong with taking crap ingredients and making them appetizing (it's arguably the point of cooking)."

Having been out in some of the smaller outlying towns in Sonora many years ago, before they became infested with Cartel gunmen, I can say that I personally discovered the REAL reason for hot, hot, spicy spicy sauces: it's to cover up the fact that most of the meat has been sitting, unrefrigerated, out on the counter for about 2 weeks. I really was served some that was turning green on the edges once. (to answer the obvious question, it all depends on how hungry you are)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (i9ffA)

369 360 I notice Brit food has NOT entered the chat…
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (PCK5/)


Spotted Dick ?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (AJDwy)

370 even in the US - a few years ago a local study was done in Houston about salsa bowls left sitting at tables, that people dip chips in, and it found that well over 50% of them had dangerous levels of e-coli incubating in them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:38 PM (i9ffA)

Last time I was in a restaurant where salsa was left on the table was in the 1980s.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (eoQWY)

371 You can have 100 differently named italian dishes and the only difference is the shape of the pasta.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (N3GIM)

372 *Haggis enters the chat*

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (eYF7X)

373 365 360 I notice Brit food has NOT entered the chat…
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (PCK5/)

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In all fairness, I do love a good chicken tikka masala.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

Hah! Fair point…

Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (PCK5/)

374
Italian food- Chef Boyardee Ravioli
Mexican food- store brand frozen burrito
Chinese food- one of those ramen noodle soup things
French food- grocery store baguette

Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (oCjPU)

375 I just hope that the noose is long and slow in the drawing but hard and tight in the end.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (aD39U)

376 the best Chinese food I ever had was at a place in hong kong. The best Mex food I ever had was at a place in Hayward, CA.

Posted by: vic at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (A5THL)

377 360 I notice Brit food has NOT entered the chat…
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (PCK5/)
______

I like Brit food. There, I said it. I could do without some of that green minty shit and some of the ingredients are nasty. But overall, I like it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

378 Jon Stewart, Rachel Maddow, Joy Reid....yadda, yadda, yadda.

They are just the stupid little faces that BIG corporations (NBC/Comcast, ABC/Disney, etc) use to shove this excrement down your throat.

The names could all change tomorrow, but the corporatist message remains the same.

Collectivist bilge for the masses, and corporatist collaboration with the Fed Gov to get much richer, for the C-Suite globalist oligarchs and their immediate lackeys.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 06, 2024 03:46 PM (vcOmj)

379 I notice Brit food has NOT entered the chat…

==



So, boil meat for 3 hours or 4 ?

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 03:46 PM (V13WU)

380 TJM would something small at lunch help instead of nothing?

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2024 03:46 PM (fwDg9)

381 You Might Not Want to Watch This if You've Ever Eaten Ramen Noodles

https://tinyurl.com/tvchf8pe


Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:47 PM (eYF7X)

382 I can say that I personally discovered the REAL reason for hot, hot, spicy spicy sauces: it's to cover up the fact that most of the meat has been sitting, unrefrigerated, out on the counter for about 2 weeks. I really was served some that was turning green on the edges once. (to answer the obvious question, it all depends on how hungry you are)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (i9ffA)

I thought this was universal knowledge. Just like a desire for salty food comes from salt packing of fish and meats in areas where salt is common.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:47 PM (eoQWY)

383 wait

Mexican food:

whatever's in front of you, and then you put hot sauce on it

Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 03:47 PM (oCjPU)

384 372 *Haggis enters the chat*
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (eYF7X)
________

I've eaten it as part of a Burns Supper. Not as nasty as you might think, but it's not something I'd do again.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 06, 2024 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

385 The best brit food I ever had was from the girl I was living with in CA.

Posted by: vic at March 06, 2024 03:47 PM (A5THL)

386 going up the food chain!

NEW: Fani Willis’ Secret Meeting With Kamala Harris Exposed By Top Attorney

https://tinyurl.com/32w4bvry

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:47 PM (qRe8u)

387 Biden imported a mercenary army to kill Americans, starting with icky rural white Christian nationalists who don't like pedos, trans, or criminal aliens. They're priming that pump a lot now.

Posted by: GOP sux at March 06, 2024 03:47 PM (Zzbjj)

388 it's to cover up the fact that most of the meat has been sitting, unrefrigerated, out on the counter for about 2 weeks. I really was served some that was turning green on the edges once.
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That's dry aged beef. You pay extra for that at Steak Houses.

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

389
Types


Deletes

Posted by: ballistic at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (oqH4h)

390 Every Sbarro has the same off-putting smell. I don't know how anyone can eat there. It smells like burnt cheese or sun dried tomatoes or something.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2024 03:40 PM (6OrcJ)

Burnt Hair. Those WOPS and illegal kitchen staff leaning over the microwave heating up the frozen packets of sauced pasta burn their hairy underarms and other things which give those places that nice welcoming smell.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (/SHEi)

391 I notice Brit food has NOT entered the chat…



Baked beans for breakfast

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (NtVYv)

392 Did y'all see that we FINALLY know that Kamalalala left the Capitol at 11:21. The gov't filed numerous indictments against Jan 6 protesters falsely claiming Kamalalalala was in the Capitol at the time of the protests.

http://tiny.cc/vigdxz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (6OrcJ)

393 380 TJM would something small at lunch help instead of nothing?
Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2024 03:46 PM (fwDg9)

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I didn't give up a particular size of lunch for Lent.

I gave up lunch.

Gotta be sexy for the beach soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

394 Brit food: jellied eel

Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (oCjPU)

395
Bangers and mash

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (NtVYv)

396 How many people would I disgust if I said that sounds delicious?

If forced at gunpoint, I will admit to making "queso" by microwaving a pound of Velveeta Cheese Food and adding a can of Rotel tomatoes. And liking it.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (sNc8Y)

397 Hochul just announced she's deploying 1,000 Guard troops to patrol NY subways because crime is out of control.

This will blow up in her face. The history of NG being used as police is not good. Somebody surely has told her that.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (6zjv5)

398 there was a sort of crazy irish right winger you'd see on tv, she had what sounded like a jewish name.

you could count Irish right wing ladies on 1 hand.
but I dont think any have Jewish names...
any context ? what she was ranting about ?

Posted by: McCool at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (Vm5ir)

399 Wow, Tesla Factory in Germany hit by Eco Terrorist... 1 billion in damage.

So, Eco folks have finally figured out just how bad the battery cars are for the environment?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (xaFKb)

400 We need some righties to go far left and demand that Stewart denounce his homophobic slurs.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Remember, Jon has the ultimate free pass: " clown nose in. Clown nose off."

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (JkCto)

401 396 How many people would I disgust if I said that sounds delicious?

If forced at gunpoint, I will admit to making "queso" by microwaving a pound of Velveeta Cheese Food and adding a can of Rotel tomatoes. And liking it.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (sNc8Y)

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For a real good time, replace the Rotel with a can of Hormel Chili.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

402 In all fairness, I do love a good chicken tikka masala.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 06, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

Hah! Fair point…
Posted by: tubal at March 06, 2024 03:45 PM (PCK5/)

I remember being mocked at a gathering of Indians for wanting to eat dal (lentils) because it was poor people food.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (eoQWY)

403 So here is an exit poll from Virginia about darling Nikki’s voters:

The exit polls about Nikki Haley's voters' views on Biden and the economy are WILD.

These results, which are from Virginia, show that 92 PERCENT of Haley's voters approve of Joe Biden's performance as president, and 87 PERCENT of Haley's voters say they're satisfied with how things are going in America right now.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (++4z6)

404 I got to try Pilipino food recently.

Adobo pork is amazing. (Not the same as the Mexican Adobo spices and I have no idea why they share the same name.)

Made with quality pork, it's REALLY tasty. But it's made by cooking it for a long time in a vinegar based marinade.

Once again, the things you do to mitigate the problems of crap ingredients.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (JMAcK)

405 I was lucky enough to take a trip to England in 2016, and we tried all the English specialties - fish and chips, a good steak, some pub food. But the only meal that was absolutely incredible, that I still remember, was an ordinary hotel buffet at the ordinary hotel we stayed at near Heathrow that first night. 3 tables of Indian entrees made by honest to god Red Dot Indians - damn, that was incredibly good! Flavors I'd never tasted before, and haven't since.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (i9ffA)

406 Fish and chips, beef Wellington,Steak and kidney pie

Posted by: JOE at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (Akjoo)

407 > Dylan Mulvaney is a man (well, a kind of man, at least)

Yeah, that's a tough one. They're obviously not women, so that's not even an option, yet one hesitates to dignify them with the title of "man".

"Born with a penis", maybe? "Person of penis?" Hmm.... must think on this.



Posted by: Fang Fang Gang Bang Wang Dang Sweet Poontang at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (W5ArC)

408 385 The best brit food I ever had was from the girl I was living with in CA.
Posted by: vic at March 06, 2024 03:47 PM (A5THL)

Roast beef, Yorkshire pudding and mashed potatoes with brown gravy...
MMMMM

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (qRe8u)

409 This will blow up in her face. The history of NG being used as police is not good. Somebody surely has told her that.
Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (6zjv5)
++++
There is a reason that police forces and military forces are different.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)

410 386 going up the food chain!

NEW: Fani Willis’ Secret Meeting With Kamala Harris Exposed By Top Attorney

https://tinyurl.com/32w4bvry
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:47 PM (qRe8u)

Big deal if true.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2024 03:50 PM (OiAR7)

411 392 Did y'all see that we FINALLY know that Kamalalala left the Capitol at 11:21. The gov't filed numerous indictments against Jan 6 protesters falsely claiming Kamalalalala was in the Capitol at the time of the protests.

http://tiny.cc/vigdxz
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (6OrcJ)

Come on, everyone knows that asking Congress to actually do its Constitutionally mandated duty, is INSURRECTION!!!! SCREEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 03:50 PM (xaFKb)

412 If forced at gunpoint, I will admit to making "queso" by microwaving a pound of Velveeta Cheese Food and adding a can of Rotel tomatoes. And liking it.

That's a solid base actually. Right consistency, right flavor.

Posted by: Queso is not supposed to be some long, complicated process, it's for chips at March 06, 2024 03:50 PM (2DpKB)

413 These results, which are from Virginia, show that 92 PERCENT of Haley's voters approve of Joe Biden's performance as president, and 87 PERCENT of Haley's voters say they're satisfied with how things are going in America right now.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 03:49 PM (++4z6)
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Sounds like Rush's Operation Chaos.

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2024 03:50 PM (G0vdT)

414 > Adobo pork is amazing.

Dang, I remember when they just made Photoshop and Acrobat. Some are old enough to remember when they just made mud-brick buildings.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2024 03:50 PM (W5ArC)

415 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

416 Let this be a stark reminder the invasion at our southern border is intentional. pic.twitter.com/Cxo9fCRlQH

— Media Research Center (@theMRC) March 1, 2024

Now if Nuland has a grudge against Russia, Mayorkas has one against the border. He and his parents remain angry that they had that detour in Cuba, and that he was not born here. We will forever be an antisemitic nation in his eyes, and we must learn a painful lesson at his hands.

Posted by: GOP sux at March 06, 2024 03:51 PM (Zzbjj)

417 360 I notice Brit food has NOT entered the chat…
Posted by: tubal


So here's what happened. During the war they rationed and there was no butter, no eggs, no cheese, no beef, no pork.

They liked rationing so much they kept at it after the war. The gov. sent out recipes of how to make things like cake using carrots instead of sugar, and how long to boil that leather before it is edible.

And it seems the whole country forgot was good food tasted like. Prewar brit food was not so bad. Most working class European food included a lot of cheese, bread, butter, sausage or cured meats, and beer. Any country with a lot of cows eats good. That is Asia's main problem - it is no country for cows.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 06, 2024 03:51 PM (fZwvY)

418 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 06, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

419 Florida (under DeSantis) leading the way...again:

"Florida set to ban homeless from sleeping on public property".

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 03:51 PM (V13WU)

420 394 Brit food: jellied eel
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (oCjPU)

ha look up Jugged Hare,,

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 06, 2024 03:51 PM (qRe8u)

421 >>> 383 wait

Mexican food:

whatever's in front of you, and then you put hot sauce on it
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 03:47 PM (oCjPU)

I always have a bottle in my purse!

Posted by: Hilary! at March 06, 2024 03:51 PM (llON8)

422 Did someone say Mexican food!
Posted by: Hillary's hot sauce yelling from her purse at March 06, 2024 03:44 PM (G0vdT)


Stay the fuck away from me and my tamale, bitch.

Posted by: Big Mooch at March 06, 2024 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

423 If forced at gunpoint, I will admit to making "queso" by microwaving a pound of Velveeta Cheese Food and adding a can of Rotel tomatoes. And liking it.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 06, 2024 03:48 PM (sNc8Y)

LOL, Rotel! Brings back college dorm room days!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2024 03:51 PM (i9ffA)

424 @414 as a former pope, what do you think of Frank?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at March 06, 2024 03:52 PM (snyZJ)

425 > Baked beans for breakfast

A full English breakfast does contain beans on toast, but it also includes sausages, bacon, eggs, fried mushrooms, and fried tomatoes.

It's damn tasty.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2024 03:52 PM (6OrcJ)

426 This will blow up in her face. The history of NG being used as police is not good. Somebody surely has told her that

I find it hard to believe they have ammo. Do they?

If not, they are just camo-colored punching bags.

Posted by: And if they have ammo, do they dare use it? at March 06, 2024 03:52 PM (2DpKB)

427 412 If forced at gunpoint, I will admit to making "queso" by microwaving a pound of Velveeta Cheese Food and adding a can of Rotel tomatoes. And liking it.

That's a solid base actually. Right consistency, right flavor.
Posted by: Queso is not supposed to be some long, complicated process, it's for chips at March 06, 2024 03:50 PM (2DpKB)

Velvetta, and Newman's Hot Salsa.... yummm...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 03:52 PM (xaFKb)

428 > Velveeta Cheese Food

I believe it's now classified as "cheese analog", as it apparently no longer meets the specs for "cheese food" or even "cheese-flavored food".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 06, 2024 03:52 PM (W5ArC)

429 Making light of rape reminds of the teens by the river in The Time machine.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 06, 2024 03:52 PM (J8LnB)

430 > A full English breakfast does contain beans on toast

Makes for a bracing atmosphere on the od morning Underground commute, it does. Eh, wot? Pip-pip!

Posted by: Toothless Brit Salaryman at March 06, 2024 03:54 PM (W5ArC)

431 French food- grocery store baguette
Posted by: Don Black

That was close.

Posted by: Grocery store croissant at March 06, 2024 03:55 PM (fZwvY)

432 There is a reason that police forces and military forces are different.

Yes. And I am not criticizing the NG on this. I'm ex military, if you count the Reserve.

The idea of proportionality goes right out the window. Even if they're just carrying batons. Let one of these thugs jump a guardsman. The entire squad is going to apply an ass beating.

Which is probably what is needed at this point. But no way is Hochul seeing this coming.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 06, 2024 03:55 PM (6zjv5)

433 nood but I had to boot it 3 times to get it to come up.

Posted by: vic at March 06, 2024 03:57 PM (A5THL)

434
Most "AUTHENTIC" food is crap.

The reason for spices, long cooking times, etc... is to cover for crap ingredients.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 06, 2024 03:36 PM (JMAcK)



Not just crap ingredients, but spicy sauces and shit is there to cover up the stench of rotting meat. Gangrene steak.

The Chinese are big on using rotten ingredients, I think the cooks get a good laugh from serving shit like Gutter Oil.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2024 03:58 PM (n+4am)

435 The idea of proportionality goes right out the window. Even if they're just carrying batons. Let one of these thugs jump a guardsman. The entire squad is going to apply an ass beating.

Which is probably what is needed at this point. But no way is Hochul seeing this coming.
Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 06, 2024 03:55 PM (6zjv5)

That's what happened at Kent State. Idiot Governor sent in some fairly green Guards and had them stand around and be yelled at and stuff thrown at them for a bit, then they moved to a new place for the same thing. They shot some tear gas, some of which was thrown back and got more annoyed. Then they marched back, and were followed until at one point a part of the crown surged a bit at the troops and they opened fire.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2024 03:59 PM (eoQWY)

436 "If her kids were raped and murdered by Jose Illegallia from Honduras, she would follow the exact same script as the the two I mentioned above: She would insist that her kid's violent rape and murder by an illegal who never should have been in the country should in no way reflect poorly on illegals who never should never be in the country. I'll bet any amount of geedis on it."

Leftism is their religion. And probably her kids will be hard core leftists as well.

Posted by: RM at March 06, 2024 04:04 PM (urbih)

437 For a metal guy you seem almost civilized. The lawn might not die completely if you moved in next door.

Posted by: Almost But Not Quite at March 06, 2024 03:43 PM (2DpKB)

I am civilized, but there is a time and place for everything. I'm a big believer in fighting fire with a blowtorch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2024 04:05 PM (VwHCD)

438 ________________
Border patrol agents encountered 5,717 single Chinese adults in January, more than twice the number of any other January on record, CBP data shows. In December, that figure hit a record high of 7,581, while the total since January 2023 now stands at 64,979.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
---------------------

It takes money and influence to get out of China.
It takes money to get from China to Equator.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2024 04:08 PM (Qzt2z)

439 I wonder if Dr. Phil is planning to run for office. We could do alot worse.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at March 06, 2024 04:20 PM (V6W16)

440 A-Mess-NBC the Lying Peacock News no shame they joke about illegal Aliens/Future Democrat Voters and Supporters Murdering Americans and as for this five sewer dwellers who beat the cop all five should be sent to Life in Prison with the DNC and Welcome Refugees idiots paying this upkeep until the day they die

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 06, 2024 05:08 PM (wGqjj)

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