Super Tuesday Results Thread

I didn't put a thread up because we know that Trump and Biden are going to win.

But people are commenting about it, so here's Fox News' live updates.

Hot Air is tracking Senate and House races.

In California, it would be nice to at least have Republican Steve Garvey even make it to the general election. They use a jungle primary system, so usually it's two Democrats running in the fall for the seat.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 09:30 PM

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CANDIDATES VOTES PCT.
David Covey 5,334 55.0%
Dade Phelan Incumbent 3,801 39.2

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2024 09:31 PM (ENQN6)

2 AMF Dade

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2024 09:31 PM (ENQN6)

3 THHHHuuuuuper!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 09:32 PM (eNASR)

4 Rumors abound that Nikki is dropping out after tonight. Guess the grift stopped?

Posted by: Ann at March 05, 2024 09:33 PM (4neFu)

5 People think there's actual "voting" going on tonight?

That's adorable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2024 09:34 PM (Q4IgG)

6 There were no tacos.

Posted by: Editor at March 05, 2024 09:34 PM (bbqkM)

7 What's all this about Super Jews' Day? Is it a Passover thing?

What? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Emily Letella at March 05, 2024 09:36 PM (SYTee)

8 I am all in on putting a "I Like Nikki" bumper sticker on my car when Nikki stops being Mitch McConnell in drag.

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:36 PM (DbPG1)

9 People were commenting?
Not me.
I was drinking. Won $20 in geezer golf today.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 09:37 PM (W/lyH)

10 CANDIDATES VOTES PCT.
David Covey 5,334 55.0%
Dade Phelan Incumbent 3,801 39.2
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2024 09:31 PM (ENQN6)

Is this good news or bad?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 09:38 PM (tkR6S)

11 CANDIDATES VOTES PCT.
David Covey 5,334 55.0%
Dade Phelan Incumbent 3,801 39.2
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Please tell that's going to hold.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2024 09:38 PM (yikga)

12 What is the next race Nikki is going to focus on? She can still pull it off! 1:1,000,000,000

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 09:39 PM (8lC+x)

13 People were commenting?
Not me.
I was drinking. Won $20 in geezer golf today.
Posted by: Diogenes

Me too. No golf though. I am celebrating I won the contractor lottery. They guy who painted my house and finished today should be nominated for sainthood.

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:39 PM (DbPG1)

14 I am all in on putting a "I Like Nikki" bumper sticker on my car when Nikki stops being Mitch McConnell in drag.
Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:36 PM (DbPG1)

Is my "I Like Nooky" sticker close enough?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 09:40 PM (W/lyH)

15 These primary results are also a good indication of what states to move to

Any state not voting for Trump by 50+ points is not worth the risk

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 09:40 PM (VTu1l)

16 The end of that RINO scum Phelan will be great; the complete end of the Bushie carpetbagger trash in TX

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2024 09:40 PM (yikga)

17 My GaiaLoop reflex sight model 7924B arrived today from Amazon. Must be old stock?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 09:41 PM (tkR6S)

18 Horrible news

Texas house speaker who led the impeachment against Ken Paxton has been ousted

It is a sad day for the Bushes and Roves, especially the gay ones, which is all of them

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 09:42 PM (VTu1l)

19 I am all in on putting a "I Like Nikki" bumper sticker on my car when Nikki stops being Mitch McConnell in drag.
Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:36 PM (DbPG1)

Is my "I Like Nooky" sticker close enough?
Posted by: Diogenes

Totally.

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:43 PM (DbPG1)

20 Vermont is becoming a nail biter

Oh, they are also an open primary.

Nope, no dots to connect there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 09:44 PM (a1415)

21 Twitter is having fun with this:

@MeghanMcCain
Worst Super Tuesday ever.

https://twitter.com/MeghanMcCain /status/1765164945027596462

Posted by: Ann at March 05, 2024 09:44 PM (4neFu)

22 I am all in on putting a "I Like Nikki" bumper sticker on my car when Nikki stops being Mitch McConnell in drag.
Posted by: lost in space

And put an artist-formerly-known-as-Prince symbol on it in a few months when everyone's forgotten who Nimrata is?

Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2024 09:45 PM (DgGvY)

23 In case anybody is interested. I spent part of today figuring out how to upgrade my S&W 15/22 22LR rifle I picked up on Sunday, today. This is going to be fun. And expensive. To hell with my heirs I say. To hell with them all.

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:45 PM (DbPG1)

24 Any state not voting for Trump by 50+ points is not worth the risk

very good point!

Phelan - think he's drunk yet?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 05, 2024 09:46 PM (AcWfM)

25 MeghanMcCain Worst Super Tuesday ever.

*************

I’m assuming she’s finally batting 500

500 pounds that is

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 09:47 PM (VTu1l)

26 21. Any comment on Twitter from Lizard Cheney?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2024 09:47 PM (1q8Fq)

27 Asa got 1400 votes in AR.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 09:48 PM (8lC+x)

28 Repost from café

Tried to get results from The Oklahoman and from Oklahoma.gov but ended up at NYTimes. 67% counted

Oklahoma Republican Primary Election Results

Donald J. Trump 183,491
Nikki Haley 33,501
Ron DeSantis 2,718
Chris Christie 800
Vivek Ramaswamy 712
Asa Hutchinson 317
David Stuckenberg 300
Ryan Binkley 228

Shocker: Trump wins!

I was tempted to vote for Ryan who's he? Binkley.

Surprised Christie outpolled Ramaswamy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth & choice at March 05, 2024 09:48 PM (0QZAr)

29 23 In case anybody is interested. I spent part of today figuring out how to upgrade my S&W 15/22 22LR rifle I picked up on Sunday, today. This is going to be fun. And expensive. To hell with my heirs I say. To hell with them all.
Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:45 PM (DbPG1)

Another couple thousand rounds, or college tuition for the grandkids???
Ha! .308 if you please!
They can get the GI Bill.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 09:48 PM (W/lyH)

30 Evening.

Just The News: Harris County district attorney told her ballot was already cast when she went to vote in primary

https://tinyurl.com/tcw9wue5

Posted by: Robert at March 05, 2024 09:48 PM (1+ba9)

31 Ace, if you are still around. Thank you for everything. Especially for the Madison Cornbread and the diaper changing station imagery yesterday.

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:49 PM (DbPG1)

32
See new posts

U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
🚨BREAKING:
@CNN
has called 892 of Ukraine's 1,214 primary delegates for Nikki Haley.

Posted by: L - Looking to tick them off as they plot the next rope-a-dope schemed at March 05, 2024 09:49 PM (GshMh)

33 @MeghanMcCain
Worst Super Tuesday ever.

Would a Super Pizza relieve your angst, Meg?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 05, 2024 09:49 PM (V8he0)

34 What a terrible day for democracy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 09:50 PM (8lC+x)

35 Asa got 1400 votes in AR

**********

That must be all the Walmart employees in his town

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 09:50 PM (VTu1l)

36 "The Taking of Phelan 1,2,3....Strikes, and YER OUT!"

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2024 09:51 PM (e6UQI)

37 Would a Super Pizza relieve your angst, Meg?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 05, 2024 09:49 PM

"How dare you interrupt my father's funeral with any less than 5 Super Pizzas." ~Meghan McCain (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at March 05, 2024 09:51 PM (OYxA4)

38 The TX propositions that are passing are interesting

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2024 09:51 PM (yikga)

39 David Stuckenberg 300

Who??

Posted by: dantesed at March 05, 2024 09:52 PM (88xKn)

40 Asa got 1400 votes in AR

**********

That must be all the Walmart employees in his town
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

What I want to know is how do he come up with much cash. Does he have an Only Fans page?

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:52 PM (DbPG1)

41 34 What a terrible day for democracy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 05, 2024 09:52 PM (DpEcY)

42 @MeghanMcCain
Worst Super Tuesday ever.

Would a Super Pizza relieve your angst, Meg?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 05, 2024 09:49 PM (V8he0)

It's a Haagen-Dazs evening at Casa McCain.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:52 PM (aD39U)

43 They are bigger than ever. You know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 05, 2024 09:52 PM (SYTee)

44 They are bigger than ever. You know what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 05, 2024 09:52 PM (SYTee)

Your back titties?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:53 PM (aD39U)

45 Looks like we'll still have Eyepatch McCain to kick around

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2024 09:53 PM (yikga)

46 Phelan - think he's drunk yet?

********

I hope he’s drinking moonshine and drops from alcohol poisoning

***spits***

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 09:53 PM (VTu1l)

47 The TX propositions that are passing are interesting
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Tell me at least one contains the word 'trebuchet.'

Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2024 09:54 PM (DgGvY)

48 Is this good news or bad?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 09:38 PM (tkR6S)

fan fuckn taskic

he called for the impeachment

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2024 09:54 PM (ENQN6)

49 Guess Rod'll have to daydrink somewhere other than the legislature now.

Posted by: Glug glug, muthafucka! at March 05, 2024 09:54 PM (nRamD)

50 They are bigger than ever. You know what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 05, 2024 09:52 PM (SYTee)
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Have you seen the other side?

Posted by: Two Pigs in a Sack at March 05, 2024 09:55 PM (41CYW)

51
Greg Price
@greg_price11
Jen Psaki, Joy Reid, and Rachel Maddow are laughing on MSNBC at the fact that voters in Virginia care about immigration:

Maddow: “Well, Virginia does have a border with West Virginia.”

9:44 pm

Posted by: L - Looking to tick them off as they practice their next rope-a-dope schemes at March 05, 2024 09:55 PM (GshMh)

52 I'm still worried that Icky Nikki plans to run 3rd party.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2024 09:55 PM (kQDzN)

53 >>In California, it would be nice to at least have Republican Steve Garvey even make it to the general election.

I find the chances of that being slim to none and we will have to look at Adam Sh*t F**ks stupid mug in the Senate.

I bet he becomes the Senate Majority leader at some point in this f**king miserable timeline.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2024 09:55 PM (XV/Pl)

54 When I was looking for a place, I looked for the percentage that Trymp won last election. If it was less than 60%, I wasn't interested. I think this county was 83%

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 05, 2024 09:56 PM (yeEu9)

55 Dick Morris still trying to convince everyone Michelle Obama will drop in to replace Biden.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2024 09:56 PM (1q8Fq)

56 CornPop poured oil on Biden's windshield tonight.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 05, 2024 09:56 PM (CecP5)

57 Tell me at least one contains the word 'trebuchet.'

Lie to me if you have to.
---
Of course.
It's impled in the one that creates the TX Border Patrol

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2024 09:57 PM (yikga)

58 Can Teh Horde be trusted to keep the politics in this thread and off the ONT?

😅🤣😂😅😆

Of course.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oooooh sure at March 05, 2024 09:57 PM (0QZAr)

59 @30

>>Just The News: Harris County district attorney told her ballot was already cast when she went to vote in primary

Ok... What da f*k is she going to do about it? She's the f**king DA, I would think if anybody could do something about it, she sure as f**k should be able to.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2024 09:58 PM (XV/Pl)

60 There it is. Victoria Nuland, one of the architects of the Ukraine coup in 2014, announced her retirement from the State Dept. today.

Look at the bottom email image in this link Christopher Steele was providing intel reports to Nuland about Ukraine in 2014 just before he started collecting made up dirt to take down Trump. Ukraine has always been at the heart of the Russia collusion hoax.

https://tinyurl.com/ya7yeb73

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 09:58 PM (LkLld)

61 Tomorrow here in Las Cruces, NY Pizza Slice has $3.00 craft beers and pizza. I may experience drinking tomorrow.

In other news, in case you missed it. Here is a video of a Las Cruces vagrant murdering a LC cop by stabbing him in the neck. New Mexico's governments, state and local, created this situation by refusing to lock up criminals and commit the insane. This is a concrete example of Democrat policies in action. These bastards literally are getting people murdered. I will never forgive them for this.

https://youtu.be/wevpk7tWQDU

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 10:00 PM (DbPG1)

62 https://tinyurl.com/33aa5p6c
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

A few on Nuland

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 10:00 PM (fwDg9)

63 42 @MeghanMcCain
Worst Super Tuesday ever.

Would a Super Pizza relieve your angst, Meg?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 05, 2024 09:49 PM (V8he0)

It's a Haagen-Dazs evening at Casa McCain.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:52 PM (aD39U)
______
If they'd contribute 10% of their grocery bills, there'd be no deficit.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 05, 2024 10:02 PM (1bNHn)

64 59 @30

>>Just The News: Harris County district attorney told her ballot was already cast when she went to vote in primary

Ok... What da f*k is she going to do about it? She's the f**king DA, I would think if anybody could do something about it, she sure as f**k should be able to.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2024 09:58 PM (XV/Pl)

her wife voted her mail in ballot

ha

felony

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2024 10:02 PM (ENQN6)

65 @61

>>I will never forgive them for this.

We are living in an Anarcho Tyranical state, the innocent are punished, the wicked prosper.

The Wood Chipper of Rectification, clatters to life, seeking to balance the scales and dispatch the evil.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2024 10:03 PM (XV/Pl)

66 I'm still worried that Icky Nikki plans to run 3rd party.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2024 09:55 PM (kQDzN)

Given that most of her primary voters have been Democrats, it means she will siphon off Biden votes, not Trump votes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 10:05 PM (tkR6S)

67 Ok... What da f*k is she going to do about it? She's the f**king DA, I would think if anybody could do something about it, she sure as f**k should be able to.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2024 09:58 PM (XV/Pl)

It was her live-in groove tonguer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 10:06 PM (tkR6S)

68 My working precinct (I'm an election officer in a SE VA city) had 506 in person votes, which was ~2x what I expected. 51 of those were for Democrat ballots. Predictably Trump and Biden won. Trump 3/1 over Haley and Biden ~90%.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 05, 2024 10:07 PM (f6YJh)

69 NOOD - ONT

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 10:08 PM (eNASR)

70 her wife voted her mail in ballot

ha

felony
---
The "explanation" by the Democrat County Clerk is laughably, transparently a lie.

Basically, multiple times she "accidentally overlooked" that it wasn't her name on the screen.
Or the ballot.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2024 10:09 PM (yikga)

71 Ugh. First time looking at Fox News in a year. How can they just keep rolling out the washed up establishment losers when Trump runs the table on Super Tuesday to scold him for how he has problems and needs to change so he can unite the party. Yeah yeah, very very obvious, like anything else that Karl Rove can get right. But it’s just a replay loop with these losers.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at March 05, 2024 10:10 PM (4+3qm)

72 Well, I get to vote for Mark Robinson for governor. I read someone who was trying to make it out as a tight race for the nomination.

For Congress, Buckhout beat Smith. Though Smith had the MAGA endorsement, I'm not convinced. She blew it two years ago, so I was (marginally) for Buckhout.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 05, 2024 10:10 PM (1bNHn)

73 55 Dick Morris still trying to convince everyone Michelle Obama will drop in to replace Biden.

Posted by: Jen the original
----------------------

Poor Dick, he's trying to be exceptional. He could try being right
that would get him there.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 05, 2024 10:26 PM (P3CLU)

74 Jen Psaki, Joy Reid, and Rachel Maddow are laughing on MSNBC at the fact that voters in Virginia care about immigration:
Maddow: “Well, Virginia does have a border with West Virginia.”
9:44 pm
Posted by: L - Looking to tick them off as they practice their next rope-a-dope schemes at March 05, 2024 09:55

While that's a funny joke it is also revealing of their mentality. Idiots in their bubble have no idea what is going on outside the bubble.

Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2024 11:31 PM (55Qr6)

75 Woot! After an impassioned speech about how communists and fascists have taken over the country, I snagged one of my precinct's delegate slots for the Utah GOP state convention in April.

"Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That's what it's all about for me. The people running the country today don't believe in those things."

Posted by: Half Dozen at March 06, 2024 12:11 AM (eHovo)

76 75 Woot! After an impassioned speech about how communists and fascists have taken over the country, I snagged one of my precinct's delegate slots for the Utah GOP state convention in April.

"Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That's what it's all about for me. The people running the country today don't believe in those things."
Posted by: Half Dozen at March 06, 2024 12:11 AM (eHovo)

Cool. Congratulations.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2024 05:28 AM (o3SCB)

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