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by @newsouthwhalesoz⁣

In case you missed it: Deadeye Doggo.

In case you missed it: Bird jealousy.

A very emotional support dog. Sniff.

Uber Eats for horses.

Fawn has zoomies.

Sharing a sunset with your best friend.

Red panda performs for peanuts.

Let me just go ahead and fix that for you, Chief.

Mmmm, delicious lightbeam...

It's time to close the computer and play.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

2 NC called for Trump.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2024 07:32 PM (1Z8zZ)

3 At!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 05, 2024 07:32 PM (YRsIm)

4 Gotta admit, Anna Navarro has really slimmed down in the top picture.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 05, 2024 07:32 PM (LjgPm)

5 Vermont called for Trump.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2024 07:34 PM (1Z8zZ)

6 Did I vote hard enough?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 05, 2024 07:34 PM (FFW2d)

7 Never heard of a Red Panda. But it makes sense, no ?

Posted by: runner at March 05, 2024 07:35 PM (V13WU)

8 Speaking of Megan McCain...

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 07:35 PM (RqAJh)

9 Looks like the boss is getting a real fan club of new one-name commenters.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 07:35 PM (a1415)

10 Huskies are picky eaters and easily fooled. There might be a lesson here how to human puppies.

https://tinyurl.com/2jpc3ubb

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 05, 2024 07:36 PM (ezhXT)

11 Gotta admit, Anna Navarro has really slimmed down in the top picture.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 05, 2024 07:32 PM (LjgPm)

Dammit! That's better than mine.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 07:36 PM (RqAJh)

12 The Old Man and the Doggo

The Old Man and the Kitteh

The Old Man and the Sea!

Gold!

Posted by: Zombie Ernest Hemmingway at March 05, 2024 07:37 PM (Wnv9h)

13 Even Loudoun County VA is showing Trump ahead at this point with 50% of their votes counted.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 07:37 PM (a1415)

14 Looks like the boss is getting a real fan club of new one-name commenters.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 07:35 PM (a1415)

Why, you'd almost think maybe around every four years paid commenters show up here and try to ingratiate themselves with the crowd.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 07:37 PM (RqAJh)

15 In case you missed it: Bird jealousy.

===

awwww

Posted by: runner at March 05, 2024 07:37 PM (V13WU)

16 13 Even Loudoun County VA is showing Trump ahead at this point with 50% of their votes counted.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 07:37 PM (a1415)

That's about the only place in NoVa that is...turnout seems like it was non-existent. Which makes sense given the weather and the stakes...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2024 07:41 PM (exHjb)

17 New Delhi Nikki is going to earn her campaign dollars the hard way.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 05, 2024 07:42 PM (R4t5M)

18 What?! No bashing Trump on this thread?! I'm out.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 05, 2024 07:42 PM (VYql4)

19 Being in the dog house, apparently, is the universal condition for guys.

https://tinyurl.com/an8sun93

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 05, 2024 07:42 PM (ezhXT)

20 The little bird booting the rubber duck out of the way and coming in for a pet video is so cute.

Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2024 07:44 PM (oaGWv)

21 New Delhi Nikki is going to earn her campaign dollars the hard way.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 05, 2024 07:42 PM (R4t5M)

$14 at a time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2024 07:44 PM (ufFY8)

22 Vermont called for Trump.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2024 07:34 PM (1Z8zZ)


I was wrong. They changed the order of the states on the livestream I had up. VT still uncalled but Haley leads.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2024 07:45 PM (1Z8zZ)

23 "CNN Projection: Biden will North Carolina Democratic primary"

CNN writes headlines like I write comments.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 05, 2024 07:46 PM (ezhXT)

24 >>>Mmmm, delicious lightbeam...

Probably thought it was like water running from a faucet. Just wanted a drink.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2024 07:47 PM (klJTj)

25 CNN shows Vermont with Trump 55% right now

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 07:47 PM (a1415)

26 In Harris County Texas the local DA was prevented from voting because she was told a ballot had already been cast in her name.

Whoopsie

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld)

27 Gawd, TV is such shit. Have had Kudlow on for the last half hour. So insipid, and I like the guy.

I shudder to think how bad the other stuff is.
Had twenty seconds of MSNBC on and they were fantasizing about how Nimroda could pull even with Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2024 07:48 PM (ufFY8)

28 >>>Puppy’s having fun together..

I don't think those are both puppies.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2024 07:50 PM (klJTj)

29 CNN shows Vermont with Trump 55% right now
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 07:47 PM (a1415)


I've got NYT open. They show Haley leading a bit in votes counted but they appear to be guesstimating that Trump will get the check in the end.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2024 07:50 PM (1Z8zZ)

30 In Harris County Texas the local DA was prevented from voting because she was told a ballot had already been cast in her name.

Whoopsie
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld)

YEP.
That is exactly how the fraud will be committed. People will go to the poll and find out they already voted.

I asked my poll worker in our primary what the procedure would be if that happened. She said the clerk would instantly be on it.

We shall see about that.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2024 07:52 PM (ufFY8)

31 Must buy a puppy.
First, must buy home/yard.
Before, get money.
Get more time.
Must have tiny government.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 05, 2024 07:52 PM (J8LnB)

32 Puppy’s having fun together..

I don't think those are both puppies.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Looked like puppies to me. Maybe this will clear thing up.

https://tinyurl.com/mvpu39wv

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 05, 2024 07:52 PM (ezhXT)

33 Otters???


Just sayin'

Nurse gets on the boat shortly.
Might not be a pleasant crossing for her fellow passengers.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 07:52 PM (W/lyH)

34 In Harris County Texas the local DA was prevented from voting because she was told a ballot had already been cast in her name.

Whoopsie
Posted by: JackStraw


Oh my!

Posted by: George T. at March 05, 2024 07:53 PM (4Winp)

35 And it's time for Moron play! In a safe, non-mephetic environment!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2024 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

36 That's a hell of a picture up top can you imagine having that thing coming towards you?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 05, 2024 07:54 PM (MeG8a)

37 That large puppy is a big ass puppy.

But yeah, I think it is also a puppy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2024 07:54 PM (ufFY8)

38 In Harris County Texas the local DA was prevented from voting because she was told a ballot had already been cast in her name.

Whoopsie
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld)

YEP.
That is exactly how the fraud will be committed. People will go to the poll and find out they already voted...

--

And everyone knows that the presidential election only has a 30 day window. Get past that and bing bang boom, you win.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 07:54 PM (+uBIL)

39 The doggie obstacle course reminds me of Mario video games

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

40 The doggie obstacle course reminds me of Mario video games

Ha.
A few of those corgis were pretty stupid.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2024 07:55 PM (ufFY8)

41 Happy, starving dog figures he lives here now. Not as hungry as he was awhile ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 07:56 PM (nio1T)

42 Guy in my town has Great Dane and he brings him down to the park I walk Elvis in sometimes. Dog comes running over to say hi and then leans on me when I pet him.

I have to brace myself to keep from falling backward. He's like pony.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 07:56 PM (LkLld)

43 Alabama polls close in 3.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 07:57 PM (aD39U)

44 One hell of a tale of a whale.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2024 07:57 PM (NxC5+)

45 In 4 minutes Trump will be declared the winner.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 07:57 PM (aD39U)

46 Otters??? Just sayin' Nurse gets on the boat shortly. Might not be a pleasant crossing for her fellow passengers.
Posted by: Diogenes

Sleepy sea otters for a tired boat commuter from Seattle to West Seattle.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6erf5b

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 05, 2024 07:57 PM (ezhXT)

47 If the Meatball only gets one vote in Baldwin County you will know it was me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 07:58 PM (aD39U)

48 JackStraw, common trait of large dogs is to lean into you. Wolfhounds did it all the time.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 07:59 PM (nio1T)

49 Happy, starving dog figures he lives here now. Not as hungry as he was awhile ago.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 07:56 PM


Sounds like after a trip to the kitchen table, he's in like Flynn!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

50 Orca kills great white shark after slamming into it

https://mol.im/a/13159901

(ignore the AGW trash spouted)

Posted by: Ciampino - Mammal smarter than a fish at March 05, 2024 08:00 PM (qfLjt)

51 The big puppy looks like Marmaduke.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 08:01 PM (VwHCD)

52 Duncanthrax. Yep, he is kitchen table candidate.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 08:01 PM (nio1T)

53 Ace the cat says bless you, Ben Had!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2024 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

54 >>>In Harris County Texas the local DA was prevented from voting because she was told a ballot had already been cast in her name.
~~~~~

Best part: she's a dem.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2024 08:02 PM (at1KY)

55 Best part: she's a dem.

-

Ah, so no wrongdoing or pursuit of charges.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 08:03 PM (+uBIL)

56 Anyone watching live results, not on a teevee show, or Fux Nooz website?

Bongino Report links to Fux, so does Rantingly.

I'm not going to Fux.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 08:03 PM (1lptz)

57 Voted about 12:40 this afternoon. 4 poll workers and me. Not another soul in there.

Posted by: scampydog at March 05, 2024 08:04 PM (Foc3Z)

58 Great Danes are a much larger breed, but their pups still look like puppies.

great dane puppy at DuckDuckGo -
https://is.gd/untf13

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2024 08:05 PM (klJTj)

59 The contractor that I hired to paint my house finished today.

In keeping with the primaries results tonight....drumroll...another drum roll...this was the best experience I have ever had with a contractor and the work is beyond first rate. I just up one of my alotted lives.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 05, 2024 08:05 PM (ezhXT)

60 Earlier I reported my polling place in a very liberal precinct appeared to have more excitement for Republican voting than Democrat on this Super Tuesday

I said it was anecdotal. But appears that 3x more Republicans voted today than Democrats in Virginia.

Virginia!

Nikki Haley losing got about the same number of votes as Biden and she lost by 30 points to Trump.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2024 08:05 PM (IFNME)

61 -Happy, starving dog figures he lives here now. Not as hungry as he was awhile ago.
Posted by: Ben Had -

Strays have a way of sniffing out the big hearted among us.

Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2024 08:05 PM (oaGWv)

62 Ciampino's Rescue Kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another more extensive photo update #236 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.

https://is.gd/WQ5JcT OR http://tinyurl.com/4pak97f6

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well

https://is.gd/qyDILz OR http://tinyurl.com/2rvjn93v

Posted by: Ciampino - Mammal smarter than a fish! at March 05, 2024 08:06 PM (qfLjt)

63 I believe Marmaduke up top can say truthfully to other puppy..I shit bigger than you

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 05, 2024 08:06 PM (/6GbT)

64 Robinson officially the nominee for NC GuV

How can he win though, he’s too super straight and cisgendered reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 08:06 PM (VTu1l)

65 You were told you already voted? Here. Fill out this provisional ballot and we will investigate within the next 10 business days.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 08:07 PM (8lC+x)

66 Otters??? Just sayin' Nurse gets on the boat shortly. Might not be a pleasant crossing for her fellow passengers.
Posted by: Diogenes

Sleepy sea otters for a tired boat commuter from Seattle to West Seattle.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6erf5b
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 05, 2024 07:57 PM (ezhXT)
***

You may of just saved the thread...and numerous passengers.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 08:07 PM (W/lyH)

67 Robinson officially the nominee for NC GuV

How can he win though, he’s too super straight and cisgendered reeeeeeeeeeeeee

-

Also a Nazi. A black Nazi.
- The GOP

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 08:07 PM (+uBIL)

68 With 111 votes counted, Trump leads Nikki by 70%.

I'm calling this.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:09 PM (aD39U)

69 I believe Marmaduke up top can say truthfully to other puppy..I shit bigger than you
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 05, 2024 08:06 PM (/6GbT)


*looks at shoe*
Yup!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 08:09 PM (W/lyH)

70 Also a Nazi. A black Nazi.
- The GOP
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 08:07 PM (+uBIL)

The G in GOP stands for Google AI.

Posted by: Mainah at March 05, 2024 08:09 PM (7KEgI)

71 Also a Nazi. A black Nazi.
- The GOP

***********

The worst, a super straight black Nazi white supremacist

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 08:10 PM (VTu1l)

72 @ 41-
Starving Dog-
‘How did I get my name?’
Ben Had-
‘Because you did not meet Starving Pig.’
-

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2024 08:10 PM (NxC5+)

73 Nature is turning out to be a corrupt anti science journal.

SCIENCE! Alzheimer’s Might Not Actually Be a Brain Disease, Expert Reveals. “In July 2022, Science magazine reported that a key 2006 research paper, published in the prestigious journal Nature, which identified a subtype of brain protein called beta-amyloid as the cause of Alzheimer’s, may have been based on fabricated data.”

And for a couple of decades, leading scientists made sure that research into other causes was starved for funding.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 08:10 PM (8lC+x)

74 $14 at a time.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2024 07:44 PM (ufFY


Arthur the Sailor: Thanks very much, me ol' shivering mateys! Now, how much do you charge for a good hard shag?

Blackadder: [nervously] A thousand pounds.

Arthur the Sailor: A thousand pounds? You've got to be joking!

Blackadder: Well, I'm sure we could negotiate.

[Tosses soliciting placard to Baldrick]

Blackadder: [next scene: back at home] Right, so we've got sixpence.

Posted by: Johnson Johnson at March 05, 2024 08:10 PM (/HDaX)

75 With 111 votes counted, Trump leads Nikki by 70%.

I'm calling this.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:09 PM (aD39U)


Jeez...
I go through more that 111 squares of TP every time I take a biden.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 08:11 PM (W/lyH)

76 "Voted about 12:40 this afternoon. 4 poll workers and me. Not another soul in there."

Voted at about 4:00 here in TN. Steady stream of voters. No waiting though. Friendly and efficient pill workers.

Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2024 08:11 PM (oaGWv)

77 No, seriously:

"Meet North Carolina’s GOP Governor Candidate: A Hitler-Quoting Extremist

North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson, the leading Republican candidate for governor, thinks quoting Hitler shouldn’t be so taboo.

A Hitler-quoting, gay-bashing, conspiracy-flouting antisemite is on track to cinch the GOP’s gubernatorial nomination in the battleground state of North Carolina."

https://tinyurl.com/yrmuxo5t

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 08:12 PM (+uBIL)

78 60

Nikki Haley losing got about the same number of votes as Biden and she lost by 30 points to Trump.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2024 08:05 PM (IFNME)

----------------
Unfortunately, add Nimrata's total to Biden's total, then compare it to Trump's and express as percentage vs. percentage, and you'll get a pretty accurate divination of what happens there in November.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 05, 2024 08:14 PM (2AUjo)

79 Friendly and efficient pill workers.
Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2024 08:11 PM (oaGWv)

For elections lasting more than four hours…

Posted by: Pfizer at March 05, 2024 08:14 PM (5h/8D)

80 Speaking of Tennessee, the Republican side's called for Trump, 80.3 vs. Haley, 16.5%.

I gotta say, having to fill in 14 squares for the delegates sucked.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 05, 2024 08:14 PM (/HDaX)

81 "SCIENCE! Alzheimer’s Might Not Actually Be a Brain Disease, Expert Reveals. “In July 2022, Science magazine reported that a key 2006 research paper, published in the prestigious journal Nature, which identified a subtype of brain protein called beta-amyloid as the cause of Alzheimer’s, may have been based on fabricated data.”"

From what I've been reading(couple of articles linked on Insty) a lot of research now is going to to gut health aspect of the disease.

Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2024 08:15 PM (oaGWv)

82 The doggie obstacle course reminds me of Mario video games
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 07:55 PM (fwDg9)


Right you are, Ken!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 08:15 PM (D7oie)

83 I put out 20 pounds of wild bird seed and a block when snowmagedon hit a few days ago. Two wounded white tail deer discovered it. One with a broken front leg and the other with a broken rear leg. It's now their home. They don't even get up when my wife drives within 3 feet of them into the driveway.
I'm afraid they are going to die in my yard.
DOW won't do anything.

I think this might be what crossbows are for.

Posted by: Reforger at March 05, 2024 08:15 PM (uPWB5)

84 Meatball remains stuck at 1.7% and 2 votes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:16 PM (aD39U)

85 120 votes tallied.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:16 PM (aD39U)

86 JackStraw, common trait of large dogs is to lean into you. Wolfhounds did it all the time.
Posted by: Ben Had

St Bernards too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 08:17 PM (cOq4q)

87 "I gotta say, having to fill in 14 squares for the delegates sucked."

Yup. I just hit the first 14 squares as I assume ost people did. Sucks if you were number 15 on the list.

Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2024 08:18 PM (oaGWv)

88 SCIENCE! Alzheimer’s Might Not Actually Be a Brain Disease, Expert Reveals.


Or...other experts say it might actually be a brain disease.

Might. Could. Possibly. Potentially.
Experts really know their shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 08:18 PM (W/lyH)

89 And for a couple of decades, leading scientists made sure that research into other causes was starved for funding.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 08:10 PM (8lC+x)


But the proponents got lots and lots of government grants.
This is what happens when you have science done for grants.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)

90 A Hitler-quoting, gay-bashing, conspiracy-flouting antisemite is on track to cinch the GOP’s gubernatorial nomination in the battleground state of North Carolina."

**********

Thankfully NC voter ID law is now in effect so there’s no chance Robinson or Trump can cheat themselves into a victory in NC

Whew, democracy is saved!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 08:19 PM (VTu1l)

91 I think this might be what crossbows are for.
Posted by: Reforger at March 05, 2024 08:15 PM (uPWB5)

Gonna assume, if someone you know who happens to like processing deer meat wants to help you with your problem, the government would cite him for poaching/hunting out of season.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 08:19 PM (iJolz)

92 "a lot of research now"

In a world where it can plausibly be claimed that most research is fraudulent garbage, it seems somewhat futile to point to any research until it has been checked, verified and repeated multiple times.

Posted by: f2000 at March 05, 2024 08:20 PM (9oDjL)

93 I'm in TN too; just picked the delegates according to which pres candidate the ballot said they were committed to.

Posted by: skywch at March 05, 2024 08:20 PM (uqhmb)

94 In New Mexico everyone is remarkably uninterested in the primaries tonight. Must be because they are celebrating the new 7 day waiting period law when buying a firearm which was signed yesterday by the Communist Governor.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 05, 2024 08:20 PM (ezhXT)

95 Thankfully NC voter ID law is now in effect so there’s no chance Robinson or Trump can cheat themselves into a victory in NC

Whew, democracy is saved!
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 08:19 PM (VTu1l)

I guess I missed the memo, why is the guy quoting Hitler?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 08:20 PM (kxZ9k)

96 Ben Had -

An old coworker had Wolfhound. Dog was enormous but a real gentle giant.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 08:20 PM (LkLld)

97 Wife would never let me do it anyway, Burt.

Posted by: Reforger at March 05, 2024 08:21 PM (uPWB5)

98 I put out 20 pounds of wild bird seed and a block when snowmagedon hit a few days ago. Two wounded white tail deer discovered it. One with a broken front leg and the other with a broken rear leg. It's now their home. They don't even get up when my wife drives within 3 feet of them into the driveway.
I'm afraid they are going to die in my yard.
DOW won't do anything.

I think this might be what crossbows are for.
Posted by: Reforger at March 05, 2024 08:15 PM (uPWB5)


That is sad, but deer with broken legs are pretty much doomed.
I suggest beer soaked.oats.for a.coup!e.weeks and then...kobe venison.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 08:22 PM (W/lyH)

99 JackStraw, common trait of large dogs is to lean into you. Wolfhounds did it all the time.
Posted by: Ben Had

St Bernards too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

And to think I thought this was unique to the drunks at my local pub.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 05, 2024 08:22 PM (ezhXT)

100 I guess I missed the memo, why is the guy quoting Hitler?

-

Because he wrong-headedly believes it's good for children to learn about things:

“Here’s the thing. Whether you’re talking about Adolf Hitler, whether you’re talking about Chairman Mao, whether you’re talking about Stalin … or whether you’re talking about a dozen other despots all around the globe, it is time for us to get back and start reading some of those quotes. It’s time for us to start teaching our children about the dirty, despicable, awful things that those communist and socialist despots did in our history,” Robinson’s speech continued.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 08:22 PM (+uBIL)

101 JackStraw, mine were lean weighting in at 180. Still laugh at the guy that thought they couldn't reach him on the roof of his truck

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 08:23 PM (nio1T)

102 In a world where it can plausibly be claimed that most research is fraudulent garbage, it seems somewhat futile to point to any research until it has been checked, verified and repeated multiple times.
Posted by: f2000 at March 05, 2024 08:20 PM (9oDjL)

There's gatekeeping in all sorts of fields of study, including the so-called hard sciences. You don't get funded unless your research supports the prevailing narrative.

It's anti-science, but if you accuse them of being anti-science, they will call you a heretic and have you burned (usually figurately) at the stake.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 08:24 PM (LUtPl)

103 Fucking Chris Christie has 2 votes.

I have to assume this was someone mismarking the ballot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:24 PM (aD39U)

104 "why is the guy quoting Hitler?"

He has this bizarre notion that people should be educated about the things history's worst tyrants actually said. Which, the left realizes, would lead to them being exposed as Hitler adjacent, so obviously they have to smear the guy.

Posted by: f2000 at March 05, 2024 08:25 PM (9oDjL)

105 I guess I missed the memo, why is the guy quoting Hitler?

-

Because he wrong-headedly believes it's good for children to learn about things:

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 08:22 PM (+uBIL)

So in other words, he wasn't actually quoting Hitler.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 08:26 PM (LUtPl)

106 I believe we have been free falling back to medieval medicine since COVID and probably before

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 05, 2024 08:26 PM (/6GbT)

107 I'm afraid they are going to die in my yard.
DOW won't do anything.

I think this might be what crossbows are for.
Posted by: Reforger


Afraid?
Ensure.

Harvest.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 08:27 PM (cOq4q)

108 In New Mexico everyone is remarkably uninterested in the primaries tonight. Must be because they are celebrating the new 7 day waiting period law when buying a firearm which was signed yesterday by the Communist Governor.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 05, 2024 08:20 PM (ezhXT)


Here in Washington State, conservatives are keeping a low profile lest they get reported on the Stasi...errr...State's Tattle.tale.line for those who get butt hurt by hate speech.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 08:27 PM (W/lyH)

109 From ZH: FBI warns that You better not even think of working for Trump. Your life might be in danger.


First reported by Semafor, the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Miami Field Office released new information on an Iranian intelligence officer by the name of Majid Dastjani Farahani, who is wanted for "questioning in connection with the recruitment of individuals for various operations in the United States, to include lethal targeting of current and former United States Government officials."

The FBI said the Iranian spy is plotting attacks against current and former American officials "as revenge for the killing of IRGC-QF Commander Qasem Soleimani." Semafor noted that some of those officials include one-time Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 08:27 PM (8lC+x)

110 Fucking Chris Christie has 2 votes.

I have to assume this was someone mismarking the ballot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:24 PM


No kidding. Crocs or no, who would want to do him?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2024 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)

111 the Communist Governor.

**********

Ain’t that the same lesbian butch dyke Subaru driver who tried to ban guns by calling it a health emergency?

Yeah, fuck that guy in particular

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 08:30 PM (VTu1l)

112 Who the hell is David Stuckenberg? He has one vote to be the Republican nominee.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:31 PM (aD39U)

113 Which puts him ahead of Binkley and Schwarmi.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:32 PM (aD39U)

114 21 New Delhi Nikki is going to earn her campaign dollars the hard way.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 05, 2024 07:42 PM (R4t5M)

$14 at a time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2024 07:44 PM (ufFY
----
Well that's cheaper than in town!

Posted by: Ciampino - Save Big Save $6 at March 05, 2024 08:32 PM (qfLjt)

115 Comments coming in slow

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 05, 2024 08:32 PM (/6GbT)

116
Nikki Haley losing got about the same number of votes as Biden and she lost by 30 points to Trump.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2024 08:05 PM (IFNME)

----------------
Unfortunately, add Nimrata's total to Biden's total, then compare it to Trump's and express as percentage vs. percentage, and you'll get a pretty accurate divination of what happens there in November.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky

========

Can you elucidate, please?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 05, 2024 08:32 PM (I87yH)

117 Your choices

Trump
Haley
Fuck Chris Christie.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 08:32 PM (8lC+x)

118 You know who quoted Hitler in the original Austrian?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2024 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)

119 >>Who the hell is David Stuckenberg? He has one vote to be the Republican nominee.

He's the guy who voted for David Stuckenberg.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 08:32 PM (LkLld)

120 He's the guy who voted for David Stuckenberg.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 08:32 PM (LkLld)



Whoa. That's like a koan.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:33 PM (aD39U)

121 believe we have been free falling back to medieval medicine since COVID and probably before

**********

Because of this I have learned that Ball Refill and Phuck Fat are honest to God actual names of supplements you can buy

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 08:33 PM (VTu1l)

122 Heh. With 0.1% of expected votes in, Politico calls Alabama for Trump.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:34 PM (aD39U)

123 You know who quoted Hitler in the original Austrian?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2024 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)

F**k your freedoms!

Posted by: Aaahold Svartzandegger at March 05, 2024 08:34 PM (LUtPl)

124 >>> The FBI said the Iranian spy is plotting attacks against current and former American officials "as revenge for the killing of IRGC-QF Commander Qasem Soleimani." Semafor noted that some of those officials include one-time Secretary of State Mike Pompeo.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Why didn't the FBI just text him and tell him to stay low for a week or two? Iran no longer trust them?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 08:34 PM (cOq4q)

125 Comments coming in slow
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 05, 2024 08:32 PM


Bottles of a nice 2020 Sonoma meritage for everyone on me, in honor of Ben Had's new dog Happy!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2024 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

126 Happy!

*********

Happy? Isnt he worried the other six dwarves will come looking for him?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at March 05, 2024 08:37 PM (VTu1l)

127 With a name like Stuckenberg he's got to be good!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2024 08:37 PM (GbFT6)

128 New Delhi Nikki is going to earn her campaign dollars the hard way.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 05, 2024 07:42 PM (R4t5M)

$14 at a time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2024 07:44 PM (ufFY
----
Well that's cheaper than in town!
Posted by: Ciampino - Save Big Save $6


Hey now. I will have you know she is of the highest caste.
So, read the fine print,

"Buy three get the forth free*"

*taxes and fees extra.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 08:39 PM (cOq4q)

129 Duncanthrax, if I can figure out the photo thing I will send you his picture.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 08:39 PM (nio1T)

130 I see Massasuckers hasn't called the race yet, nor has Vermont, even though 40% has been counted.

Looks like it is possible the Indian bitch could win there.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 08:39 PM (LUtPl)

131
$14 at a time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 05, 2024 07:44 PM (ufFY
----
Well that's cheaper than in town!
Posted by: Ciampino - Save Big Save $6


Hey now. I will have you know she is of the highest caste.
So, read the fine print,

"Buy three get the forth free*"

*taxes and fees extra.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 08:39 PM (cOq4q)
***

Don't forget the VAT.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 08:40 PM (W/lyH)

132 With a name like Stuckenberg he's got to be good!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2024 08:37 PM (GbFT6)

Well he did try to blow up Hitler. So he's got that going for him.

Which is nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 08:40 PM (LUtPl)

133 Mass. is a dead heat right now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 08:41 PM (a1415)

134 I swear I typed 'Vermont', not' Mass.".

Anyhow, Vermont is a dead heat right now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 08:42 PM (a1415)

135 Vermont race tied.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2024 08:42 PM (1q8Fq)

136 Are Vermont and Mass open primaries?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2024 08:43 PM (1q8Fq)

137 Won't somebody think of the children?

Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Everyone is in favor of mass deportation of undocumented immigrants AKA illegal aliens until ICE actually begins its work. Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 08:45 PM (FVME7)

138 Mass is closed primary

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 08:45 PM (a1415)

139 Is Jerry Rivers an illegal? I thought he was Rican.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:46 PM (aD39U)

140 Are Vermont and Mass open primaries?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2024 08:43 PM (1q8Fq)

Regardless, they shouldn't be states.

Vermont should be a province, and Masshole should merge with New Yakk, because everyone there secretly wishes they were New Yakkers anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 08:46 PM (LUtPl)

141 137. If they were law abiding , they would not be here illegally, Jerry.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2024 08:46 PM (1q8Fq)

142 Vermont is Open Primary.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 08:46 PM (a1415)

143 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 08:47 PM (9yWhg)

144 Huh, Nuland is resigning.

Does not portend well for Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 08:47 PM (LkLld)

145 Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Everyone is in favor of mass deportation of undocumented immigrants AKA illegal aliens until ICE actually begins its work. Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 08:45 PM (FVME7)

Why do they get airplanes. They should get cattle trucks.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 08:47 PM (LUtPl)

146 @GeraldoRivera
Everyone is in favor of mass deportation of undocumented immigrants AKA illegal aliens until ICE actually begins its work. Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 08:45 PM (FVME7)

Law abiding Illegal Alien? Uh....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2024 08:48 PM (xaFKb)

147 >>> Comments coming in slow
Posted by: A dude in MI

Prolly still in the last thread arguing with the smartest smoothbrain in the room whether it is physically possible to render what appears to be a 'gun' on film safe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 08:48 PM (cOq4q)

148 Trump is opening lead in Mass, the closed primary.

Still within 1% in Vermont, the open primary.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 08:49 PM (a1415)

149 Prolly still in the last thread arguing with the smartest smoothbrain in the room whether it is physically possible to render what appears to be a 'gun' on film safe.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 08:48 PM (cOq4q)



That was pretty funny. IT'S CALLED ACTING!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:49 PM (aD39U)

150 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at March 05, 2024 08:49 PM (U6ec1)

151 Puppy’s [sic] having fun together

Showed this to little old Ony cat, telling her she could play like that with big young Daisy dog, instead of just hissing when Daisy does play-bow and jumps. I don't think Ony got it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Greek coffee, please at March 05, 2024 08:50 PM (0QZAr)

152 Vermont is a very odd state. Beautiful but odd.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 08:50 PM (LkLld)

153 TMZ: THAI PROSTITUTES
BRAWL IN BANGKOK OVER 'TURF WAR' ...
Cops Involved, Arrests Made

https://tinyurl.com/4xyx4nnr

Posted by: Robert at March 05, 2024 08:50 PM (U6ec1)

154 Trump now up by two in Vermont.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 08:51 PM (a1415)

155 I'm not asking the Meatball to beat Trump or Halley in Alabama, though the latter would be amusing, but please beat Christie and Uncommitted.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 08:51 PM (aD39U)

156 >>> Won't somebody think of the children?

Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Everyone is in favor of mass deportation of undocumented immigrants AKA illegal aliens until ICE actually begins its work. Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Fvck the planes.
Liberty Ships towed out to international waters.

Give them a LORAN so they can be ensured safe travels.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 08:51 PM (cOq4q)

157 @GeraldoRivera
Everyone is in favor of mass deportation of undocumented immigrants AKA illegal aliens until ICE actually begins its work. Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.

-

Go. Do it.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 08:51 PM (+uBIL)

158 It's weird that millions of illegals that are murdering people and taking houses and jobs are more highly regarded than some elderly people who shook a fence on January 6.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 08:53 PM (+uBIL)

159 Axios
@axios
Biden's new campaign strategy: Go for Trump's jugular

-
Joe is fast as lightning with a switchblade.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 08:54 PM (FVME7)

160 >Law abiding Illegal Alien? Uh....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2024 08:48 PM (xaFKb)

Jerry Rivers has never been the brightest bulb in the box.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 05, 2024 08:54 PM (GTqXr)

161 the Communist Governor.

**********

Ain’t that the same lesbian butch dyke Subaru driver who tried to ban guns by calling it a health emergency?

Yeah, fuck that guy in particular
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

That be her. She started abusing the health emergency during covid. I will never forget, let alone forgive her, for making me stand outside a grocery store for hours in the middle of winter. She dictated that only 25 people could be in a 200,000 sq. ft. store to buy food at a time during that period because she was saving lives. Same f'ing BS is going on with trying nullify the 2nd Amendment via a health emergency order. Now it is 7 day waiting period to buy a gun because of the phony claim that too saves lives. Of course the vagrants here Las Cruces don't have guns but they do have knives and one of them just murdered a police officer. Think she will jail these fuckers to save lives - nope, she has values. Here is a video of what happens when vagrants are allowed to run free. PS: 4 vagrants here in LC have ended up in court about 500 times and every time they walked out of free.

The horror. Spread this far and wide.
https://youtu.be/wevpk7tWQDU

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 08:55 PM (DbPG1)

162 The doggie obstacle course reminds me of Mario video games

Ha.
A few of those corgis were pretty stupid.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


I felt sorry for the orange one. Kicked off the track twice!

Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2024 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

163 @GeraldoRivera
Everyone is in favor of mass deportation of undocumented immigrants AKA illegal aliens until ICE actually begins its work. Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.
~~~~~

Okay, then first arrest/deport all the criminals. Then cut off all the bennies and half of what's left will self-deport. That leaves many fewer weeping sparks of divinity.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2024 08:57 PM (kQDzN)

164 Biden's new campaign strategy: Go for Trump's jugular

-

o_O

They've had the entirety of the federal and state governments pursuing him relentlessly for the last 8 years, to the point where Biden said in a speech in the Rose Garden that he would do everything in his power as the executive to prevent Trump from running again.

There's only a couple of other options. Yikes.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 08:57 PM (+uBIL)

165 People that apply for legal immigration are sometimes denied status at their final interview and they cry saying goodbye and getting on the plane, too.

Much like the German family that was given a reprieve but will no doubt be sent packing yet.

Posted by: old chick at March 05, 2024 08:57 PM (sOete)

166 Trump campaign dropped a new ad.....

https://tinyurl.com/28cermzf

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2024 08:57 PM (qRe8u)

167 Give them a LORAN so they can be ensured safe travels.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 08:51 PM


You meant to specify LORAN-A, correct?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 05, 2024 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)

168 MACACA- Make America Central American Convicts, Amigos

Posted by: Gerry Rivers at March 05, 2024 09:00 PM (5h/8D)

169 You meant to specify LORAN-A, correct?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Shut up Wesley.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 09:00 PM (cOq4q)

170 GeraldoRivera
Everyone is in favor of mass deportation of undocumented immigrants AKA illegal aliens until ICE actually begins its work. Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.
~~~~~

Okay, then first arrest/deport all the criminals. Then cut off all the bennies and half of what's left will self-deport. That leaves many fewer weeping sparks of divinity.
Posted by: IrishEi

Can I vote for "and"?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2024 09:01 PM (MGB5H)

171 TMZ: THAI PROSTITUTES
BRAWL IN BANGKOK OVER 'TURF WAR' ...
Cops Involved, Arrests Made
Posted by: Robert


Gang bang: you're doing it wrong really weird.

Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2024 09:01 PM (DgGvY)

172 PS: 4 vagrants here in LC have ended up in court about 500 times and every time they walked out of free.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Posted by: The NM commie governor at March 05, 2024 09:01 PM (a3Q+t)

173 Joe is fast as lightning with a switchblade.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

And Corn Pop was the some unfortunate black dude trying to walk home past the Biden's corner.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 05, 2024 09:01 PM (hCzfy)

174 New SDakota ad. Noem posing as a Hwy. Patrol officer. Pulls car over and tells driver he was driving 35 in a 65 mph. Driver asks if she knows who he is.. ( he is some N.Dakota politician)

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2024 09:01 PM (1q8Fq)

175 oops, bad tag. wrong really weird.

Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2024 09:02 PM (DgGvY)

176 Is anyone proposing a couple of years at hard labor and forfeiture of all assets before deportation? Because that would be my dream.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:02 PM (aD39U)

177 176 Is anyone proposing a couple of years at hard labor and forfeiture of all assets before deportation? Because that would be my dream.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:02 PM (aD39U)

We do need people to build the wall.... hmmmm...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2024 09:03 PM (xaFKb)

178 Vermont apparently is full of Enlighted Republicans aka Democrats who voted for Nikki. The GOP needs to go the way of the Whigs.

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:03 PM (DbPG1)

179 Good Trump ad, Gumby!

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2024 09:04 PM (NxC5+)

180 LORAN-A trashed 160 meters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2024 09:04 PM (63Dwl)

181 @GeraldoRivera
Everyone is in favor of mass deportation of undocumented immigrants AKA illegal aliens until ICE actually begins its work. Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life?

Law abiding Illegal Alien? Uh....
Posted by: Romeo13

Yeah, you noticed that little Faux Pas too, huh? Most of the "illegals" are men here working, to send money home. to buy land, and then go back home when they have enough money to buy a farm or ranch.
Geraldo, what a tool.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 05, 2024 09:05 PM (tjZg/)

182 Trump climbs to 2.8% ahead in Vermont.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 09:05 PM (a1415)

183 Driver asks if she knows who he is.. ( he is some N.Dakota politician)

SD rep Dusty Johnson

Posted by: old chick at March 05, 2024 09:05 PM (sOete)

184 We do need people to build the wall.... hmmmm...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2024 09:03 PM (xaFKb)



There is always work for diggers on the Dignity Kanal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:05 PM (aD39U)

185 Amazing Polly is interesting, on how "BigMoney" is involved in influencing and controlling even the "dissident right". She specifically discussed The Wellness Company in this video, and how they give money to many considered The Dissenters of the anti-establishment crowd.

That includes O'Keefe, Russell Brand, Joe Rogan, even Dr. Malone, Dr. McCullough ... maybe not total control, but enough to have that nudge nudge influence. Interesting to consider how the BigMoney attempts to infiltrate free thought and turn thinkers toward "controlled opposition".

https://tinyurl.com/5f4d6mpx

Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2024 09:06 PM (Cus5s)

186 Anyone know the odds on Garvey/Schiff?

Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2024 09:06 PM (kQDzN)

187 >177 176 Is anyone proposing a couple of years at hard labor and forfeiture of all assets before deportation? Because that would be my dream.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:02 PM (aD39U)

We do need people to build the wall.... hmmmm...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2024 09:03 PM (xaFKb)

From the Mexican side of the border. Problem will sort itself out in a few months.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 05, 2024 09:06 PM (GTqXr)

188 Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Everyone is in favor of mass deportation of undocumented immigrants AKA illegal aliens until ICE actually begins its work. Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 08:45 PM (FVME7)

tell me moar

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2024 09:07 PM (ENQN6)

189 Is anyone proposing a couple of years at hard labor and forfeiture of all assets before deportation? Because that would be my dream.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:02 PM (aD39U)

We do need people to build the wall.... hmmmm...
Posted by: Romeo13

Sell their indentures on the the international market.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 09:07 PM (cOq4q)

190 Thanks 183.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 05, 2024 09:07 PM (1q8Fq)

191 Jerry Rivera, all foam. No beer.

Posted by: scampydog at March 05, 2024 09:08 PM (Foc3Z)

192 Desantis is barely hanging on to 4th place. I guess not being an actual candidate is more of a hardship than I thought it was.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:08 PM (aD39U)

193 And there's the answer.

@WendellHusebo
CNN Exit Poll: 85% of Haley Voters Approve of Biden

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 09:08 PM (LkLld)

194
Trump climbs to 2.8% ahead in Vermont.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


He's ahead of Larry, Darryl and Darryl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2024 09:08 PM (63Dwl)

195 You racists want to prevent them from marrying fat white trailer trash women and becoming upstanding American citizens with six kids who contribute greatly to the fabric of society.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 05, 2024 09:09 PM (+uBIL)

196 You racists want to prevent them from marrying fat white trailer trash women and becoming upstanding American citizens with six kids who contribute greatly to the fabric of society.

I plead guilty, but with mitigating factors.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:10 PM (aD39U)

197 And there's the answer.

@WendellHusebo
CNN Exit Poll: 85% of Haley Voters Approve of Biden
Posted by: JackStraw


ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 05, 2024 09:10 PM (tjZg/)

198 Trump now up 3.2% in Vermont

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 09:11 PM (a1415)

199 Anyone know the odds on Garvey/Schiff?
Posted by: IrishEi

It is a top two primary:

From calmatters.org:
Schiff’s tremendous fundraising edge made the race essentially a competition for second place for other candidates.

In recent months, that has been a fight between progressive Democratic firebrand Katie Porter and Republican Steve Garvey, a former L.A. Dodgers star who jumped into the race in October and appears to be consolidating Republican voters. Barbara Lee, an Oakland Democrat known for her lone vote against the Afghanistan War in Congress and for her call for a permanent ceasefire in Gaza, has lagged in fundraising and polling.

https://tinyurl.com/3cw5872u

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:11 PM (DbPG1)

200 Voted in the Tennessee primary this morning. Heavy turnout - but us old folks have nothing else pressing. Very well run.


Tennessee is ranked by a number of watchdog groups are among the most secure voter systems in the country. It will come as no surprise to you that leftist groups have asked the fed DOJ to investigate our Secretary of State's processes.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2024 09:12 PM (NReIw)

201 And there's the answer.
@WendellHusebo
CNN Exit Poll: 85% of Haley Voters Approve of Biden
Posted by: JackStraw
---------------
My kind of voters.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at March 05, 2024 09:13 PM (Foc3Z)

202 Yesterday Trump's place on the Colorado and Maine ballots was in question. Today he won them both.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 09:14 PM (LkLld)

203 Thanks, lost!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2024 09:14 PM (kQDzN)

204 Anyone know the odds on Garvey/Schiff?
Posted by: IrishEi


Schiff-head up 15 over Garvey on Feb 29

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2024 09:14 PM (IG4Id)

205 Is anyone proposing a couple of years at hard labor and forfeiture of all assets before deportation? Because that would be my dream.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 09:02 PM (aD39U)

We do need people to build the wall.... hmmmm...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2024 09:03 PM (xaFKb)

The Great North American Dignity Canal will be of service.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 05, 2024 09:14 PM (LjgPm)

206 Gateway Headline - Joe Biden Has the Dead Black Eyes Again – They Need to Cut Back on His Wakey-Wakey Shots

Fvck That,
Time to crank up the dose to 11!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 09:15 PM (cOq4q)

207 Yesterday Trump's place on the Colorado and Maine ballots was in question. Today he won them both.
Posted by: JackStraw

Actual f'ing Democracy at work. I could be described as pissed off at what these leftists shits tried to pull off. You would be right.

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:16 PM (DbPG1)

208 From the Mexican side of the border. Problem will sort itself out in a few months.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Occupy a 5 mile wide zone paralleling the southern boarder inside Mexico. Declare it a no-man's land with death to any that enter it without authorization. Mexico will scream this is an act of war.

You allowed the invasion bitches. Reap it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2024 09:17 PM (NReIw)

209
@GeraldoRivera
Everyone is in favor of mass deportation of undocumented immigrants AKA illegal aliens until ICE actually begins its work. Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

===========

He's right. I was talkign about it in another thread. And we'd better be ready for it, because they've GOT to GO.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 05, 2024 09:18 PM (I87yH)

210 Schiff-head up 15 over Garvey on Feb 29
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2024 09:14 PM (IG4Id)
~~~~~

What is wrong with these people!!!111!1

Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2024 09:18 PM (kQDzN)

211 Occupy a 5 mile wide zone paralleling the southern boarder inside Mexico. Declare it a no-man's land with death to any that enter it without authorization. Mexico will scream this is an act of war.
Posted by: Tonypete


Hard to do with border towns that are right up against the US border. I mean, in that the US polity isn't up for it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2024 09:19 PM (IG4Id)

212 Barbara Lee, an Oakland Democrat known for her lone vote against the Afghanistan War in Congress and for her call for a permanent ceasefire in Gaza parading her refrigerator-temperature IQ around for all the world to see, has lagged in fundraising and polling.
Posted by: lost in space


FIFEveryone.

Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2024 09:21 PM (DgGvY)

213 BREAKING: Texas Ledge House Speaker Dade Phelan has been defeated in the primary. So long you traitor!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 09:21 PM (8lC+x)

214 From the Mexican side of the border. Problem will sort itself out in a few months.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Occupy a 5 mile wide zone paralleling the southern boarder inside Mexico. Declare it a no-man's land with death to any that enter it without authorization. Mexico will scream this is an act of war.

You allowed the invasion bitches. Reap it.
Posted by: Tonypete

CJNG's army three years ago, when FJB took office. I am pretty sure everything is worse. We have a war on our hands waiting to break out. Imagine what would happen from the left if we invaded Mexico to take the cartels out after Ukraine and Gaza. God, help us.

https://youtu.be/HKwTAKNd-l0

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:22 PM (DbPG1)

215 Hard to do with border towns that are right up against the US border. I mean, in that the US polity isn't up for it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Have you seen Tijuana ? A shitstorm would be a vast improvement.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2024 09:23 PM (NReIw)

216 Is it true Dade Phelan got ousted in the TX primary???

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at March 05, 2024 09:23 PM (gxokI)

217 Michael Yon has been posting drone video and commentary on a heavily funded illegal alien camp in Mexico. It is populated almost entirely by military aged Chinese men. He claims funding is coming from places like the WEF, China and even the US government.

The claim of poor migrant families looking for a better life is bullshit. We are being invaded.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 09:23 PM (LkLld)

218 Schiff-head up 15 over Garvey on Feb 29
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2024 09:14 PM (IG4Id)
~~~~~

What is wrong with these people!!!111!1
Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2024 09:18 PM (kQDzN)

They seem to like people out there in Fruits and Nuts Land, who kill young black male prostitutes.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 09:24 PM (OdDjF)

219 The eat and drink you put in your body + whether and how you move your body = a vast impact on your life. Get serious about it or get hooked on a lifetime's supply of medication and an increasingly-miserable quality of life. I need to take a power nap.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2024 09:24 PM (KAi1n)

220 Yesterday Trump's place on the Colorado and Maine ballots was in question. Today he won them both.
Posted by: JackStraw


How'd they get him on the ballot in one day?

Or did both states know they were gonna get pimp-handed by the SCOTUS and already had him on the ballots they printed a month ago?

Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2024 09:24 PM (DgGvY)

221 Big Money is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Big Penguin.

Posted by: The NM commie governor at March 05, 2024 09:24 PM (a3Q+t)

222 Michael Yon has been posting drone video and commentary on a heavily funded illegal alien camp in Mexico. It is populated almost entirely by military aged Chinese men. He claims funding is coming from places like the WEF, China and even the US government.

Posted by: JackStraw

Sounds like a prime target to me.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2024 09:25 PM (NReIw)

223 BREAKING: Texas Ledge House Speaker Dade Phelan has been defeated in the primary. So long you traitor!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 09:21 PM (8lC+x)
~~~~~

Excellent!

Posted by: IrishEi at March 05, 2024 09:25 PM (kQDzN)

224 213 BREAKING: Texas Ledge House Speaker Dade Phelan has been defeated in the primary. So long you traitor!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 09:21 PM (8lC+x)

Dade bus station knee pads

some assembly required

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2024 09:25 PM (ENQN6)

225 >>Or did both states know they were gonna get pimp-handed by the SCOTUS and already had him on the ballots they printed a month ago?

Both states took him off the ballot but they also stayed the decision pending the SC ruling.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 09:26 PM (LkLld)

226 @GeraldoRivera
Then, formidable agents go into neighbors to grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.

Meh, there're so many bad hombres waiting to be deported, the others can wait.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2024 09:27 PM (KAi1n)

227 Trump takes Colorado with the score of 70% to 30%. Fuck the Democrats. Let me repeat that, Fuck the Democrats.

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:28 PM (DbPG1)

228 74
'[Tosses soliciting placard to Baldrick]'

If you watch closely, Baldrick is walking funny in the next scene.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 05, 2024 09:28 PM (roH4R)

229 Both states took him off the ballot but they also stayed the decision pending the SC ruling.
Posted by: JackStraw


Right, but printing ballots takes time. More than a day. So Trump was on the ones they printed weeks ago because they knew their legal arguments were faggy and retarded.

Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2024 09:28 PM (DgGvY)

230
CANDIDATES VOTES PCT.
David Covey 5,334 55.0%
Dade Phelan Incumbent 3,801 39.2

AMF

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 05, 2024 09:30 PM (ENQN6)

231 I am all for an E-Verify system when people are applying to rent an a place to live. I rented apartments in SeaTac, WA. I can't tell you how many times I hauled people into court who rented an apartment and then had bunches of illegals living there illegally. Then there were the ones with phony ID, fake ITNs and so on. I am all for making it so expensive for landlords to rent to illegals that they won't. And magically rents will suddenly drop.

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 09:32 PM (DbPG1)

232 >>Right, but printing ballots takes time. More than a day. So Trump was on the ones they printed weeks ago because they knew their legal arguments were faggy and retarded.

Probably. But they both said that Trump votes would not be counted if the SC voted against him.

Leftists really are unhinged.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 09:33 PM (LkLld)

233 Tried to get results from The Oklahoman and from Oklahoma.gov but ended up at NYTimes. 67% counted

Oklahoma Republican Primary Election Results

Donald J. Trump 183,491
Nikki Haley 33,501
Ron DeSantis 2,718
Chris Christie 800
Vivek Ramaswamy 712
Asa Hutchinson 317
David Stuckenberg 300
Ryan Binkley 228

Shocker: Trump wins!

I was tempted to vote for Ryan who's he? Binkley.

Surprised Christie outpolled Ramaswamy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth & choice at March 05, 2024 09:33 PM (0QZAr)

234 NOOD -
non-girthy election thread

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 09:33 PM (eNASR)

235 I am all for making it so expensive for landlords to rent to illegals that they won't. And magically rents will suddenly drop.
Posted by: lost in space

In California, it's illegal not to rent to illegals. But that doesn't surprise anyone.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2024 09:34 PM (KAi1n)

236 137

'grab hard working, law abiding moms, dads, and school children and drags them weeping to waiting airplanes.'

I'm still in favor,

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 05, 2024 09:36 PM (roH4R)

237 Okay, back to Cafe stuff since there's an erection thread.

In case you missed it: Deadeye Doggo.

I had missed it! Clever pup.

In case you missed it: Bird jealousy.

I had not missed it. But it's still cute.

Puppy's having fun together..

And those are, genetically, the same animal. I'm not sure it could happen the way Nature intended, but they could have viable offspring.

Hopefully the Great Dane would be the mother.

Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2024 09:52 PM (DgGvY)

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