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Michelle Obama Knocks Down Rumors She Might Run For President
Update: Karine Jean-Pierre Melts Down When Asked Why Biden "Relies So Heavily on Note-Cards"

Good to know.

Michelle Obama's office released a statement to NBC News on Tuesday morning, putting to rest the rumors about her potential presidential run. "As former First Lady Michelle Obama has expressed several times over the years, she will not be running for president," said Crystal Carson, director of communications for the former first lady's office. Instead, Mrs. Obama plans to support the re-election campaign of President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris.

Speculation about Michelle Obama's potential candidacy has been rife for months, with several high-profile political and media figures predicting that she would run for president to replace President Joe Biden. These figures include Republican Texas Sen. Ted Cruz and Fox News host Jesse Watters. However, these rumors have now been officially debunked by the former first lady's office.

The Clintons, on the other hand, are returning to politics.

Former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton are quietly re-engaging in the political sphere, offering advice and support to key figures in the Democratic Party. Their increased involvement comes as the party grapples with the upcoming 2024 election and the potential of a third-party run that could benefit former President Donald Trump.

Key Details

Bill Clinton has been advising key figures such as Larry Hogan and Joe Manchin against a third-party run, warning that it could benefit Trump.

Both Clintons have been increasing their engagement with Washington, with Hillary Clinton convening groups of friends and political allies for private dinners to discuss the upcoming election season.

The Clintons are also involved in fundraising efforts for the Democratic Party, with Biden hosting a major fundraiser with Bill Clinton and Barack Obama in late March.

I think we'd all like to see Hillary Clinton announce that she's running. But I don't think we'll be that lucky.

Pro-Hamas agitators heckled " " Doctor " " Jill Biden.

Biden continues deteriorating minute-by-minute. Below, Biden repeatedly confuses our great allies in Ukraine with our even greater allies in Hamas, who must be supplied by the American military in order to defeat the evil Israelis:

Biden again said he wouldn't take questions "or else I'll get into trouble." Does he mean "Doctor" Jill will yell at him?

Karine Jean-Pierre gets triggered when asked why Biden relies so much on note-cards:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:35 PM




Comments

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1 Thank you Ace

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 05:36 PM (a1415)

2 She? I'm gonna need proof.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at March 05, 2024 05:36 PM (VMFAF)

3 ST

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2024 05:36 PM (Q4IgG)

4 Mike 2024!!

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at March 05, 2024 05:36 PM (ytSiK)

5 Dang it

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2024 05:36 PM (Q4IgG)

6 Michelle has an office? Why?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 05:37 PM (rWwta)

7 She? I'm gonna need proof.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at March 05, 2024 05:36 PM (VMFAF)


Exactly. Assumes facts not in evidence

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 05:37 PM (eNASR)

8 LOL. Harris County, TX District Attorney Kim Ogg, Democrat, went to vote but was told she already voted.

SAFE AND SECURE, right Democrats?

http://tiny.cc/5o0axz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 05:37 PM (6OrcJ)

9 Ace....a favor please.


Can you look at this book entitled White Rural Rage when you get time.


It might lead to a thread if you are so inclined.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 05:38 PM (a1415)

10 She’s a lazy-ass grifter… is anyone here surprised???

Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2024 05:38 PM (PCK5/)

11 Hillary Clinton is a woman? News to me!

Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at March 05, 2024 05:38 PM (rm3qJ)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 05, 2024 05:39 PM (T4tVD)

13 Somehow I doubt the Obamaites are going to just sit still with the Clintons attempting to take the stage.

Internecine warfare.

If we had an opposition party they'd be making hay of it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2024 05:39 PM (Q4IgG)

14 "Hillary Clinton is a woman? News to me!"

You too?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 05, 2024 05:41 PM (a1415)

15 I can't shake the hope that Puddinhead will fall over dead during the SOTU. I know it's not likely to happen, but still.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 05, 2024 05:41 PM (woPEM)

16 Cast my Super Tuesday vote. Also had a hearing test. Good lord hearing aids are expensive.

Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2024 05:41 PM (oaGWv)

17 Just watched the Biden clips… can no longer process, losing the executive brain functions… in another term he would be hidden from view..

Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2024 05:41 PM (PCK5/)

18 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence. at March 05, 2024 05:41 PM (DeFcY)

19 Have we seen anything indicating Michelle Obama wanted to run? She is lazy and doesn't want to be the focus of attacks.

Posted by: Don at March 05, 2024 05:42 PM (2GPfT)

20
Dear Jesus: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, make Hillary run, I won't ask for anything for my birthday or Christmas, or Kwanzaa, promise!

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2024 05:42 PM (j4U/Z)

21 POTUS SOTU will be lit!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 05:42 PM (++4z6)

22 Like a dog to it's vomit, the Clintons are drawn to politics

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 05:42 PM (a1415)

23 So Sinema is retiring in Arizona

Posted by: Jonah at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (BGQYY)

24 16 Cast my Super Tuesday vote. Also had a hearing test. Good lord hearing aids are expensive.
Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2024 05:41 PM (oaGWv)


They have OTC “ value” brands now, I hear… for the Proles..

Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (PCK5/)

25 8 LOL. Harris County, TX District Attorney Kim Ogg, Democrat, went to vote but was told she already voted.

SAFE AND SECURE, right Democrats?

http://tiny.cc/5o0axz
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 05:37 PM (6OrcJ)

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Lock her up for trying to vote twice!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (++4z6)

26 Bottom clip - "I better not start the questions..."

When the press starts shouting over each other, Biden looks genuinely frightened. Like a little kid looking for him mommy. Dude is GONE.

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (eNASR)

27 Michelle loves living in no illegals Matha's Vineyard

Posted by: Jonah at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (BGQYY)

28 "Bill Clinton has been advising key figures such as Larry Hogan and Joe Manchin against a third-party run"

Yeah, he sent me a text not to run too. (Didn't you guys get it?) I wasn't going to run anyway, unless they start up a thirteenth party.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (MvF+J)

29 Biden* apparently is going to run on a "Feel Sorry For Me, I'm Old" platform. Interesting times.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at March 05, 2024 05:44 PM (qUkBO)

30 Michelle Obama Knocks Down Rumors She Might Run For President
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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She needs to be more careful with that appendage.

Posted by: Guy who likes Pickleball at March 05, 2024 05:44 PM (krQz2)

31 Hillary Clinton is the Rasputin of American politics. The only thing left to do is have our nobleman throw her into the frozen river.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 05, 2024 05:44 PM (DC02p)

32
The best part of 2016 was waking up from a nap at about 3:00 am and Pennsylvania pushing Trump over the top and watching all of the tears flow from Hillary supporters as they got unceremoniously got shown out the door.

My soul was replenished like the healing waters of Niagara Falls suddenly flowed into it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 05, 2024 05:44 PM (RKVpM)

33 with Mike out, then the choice remaining is Nikki Haley. She has better optics and more support than Joe!

Imagine a unitiy campaign, it will be Gore/Lieberman all over!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 05:44 PM (D7oie)

34 Change Of Batter! We were going to try Michelle as a last-minute pinch-runner for Joe, but he doesn't even know there's a game going on.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (/3Wsk)

35 I think the Obama machine is going with the reluctant hero archetype. Michelle is above the fray, (s)he is not running for president, (s)he doesn't WANT to be president. But wait and see, late June or early July, Joe will drop out of the race. Clearing the way for an open convention, clearing out the Kamala problem.

Michelle will ultimately get drafted at the convention where (s)he humbly accepts the call of history AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO PROTECT DEMOCRACY from donald trump, as the first black woman/transgender presidential candidate.

Posted by: Eric at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (RqJez)

36 Michelle loves living in no illegals Matha's Vineyard
Posted by: Jonah at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (BGQYY)
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Where the personal chefs don't float.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (DeFcY)

37 Michelle Obama Knocks Down Rumors She Might Run For President

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Michelle Obama knocks down rumors she might replace the manager. She expresses her full confidence in Billy Martin, and says he will remain the manager of the Yankees as long as he wants the job.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (dGCAG)

38 Bottom clip - "I better not start the questions..."

When the press starts shouting over each other, Biden looks genuinely frightened. Like a little kid looking for him mommy. Dude is GONE.

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (eNASR)

The Incredible Husk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (VwHCD)

39 Tried to vote for "American Idol", and they said I already voted in the November 2024 election in Pennsylvania as a Democrat

Posted by: Jonah at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (BGQYY)

40 Biden strong like bull.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 05:46 PM (++4z6)

41 Has his butt been wiped though?

Posted by: steevy at March 05, 2024 05:46 PM (FQmDC)

42 POTUS: "I better not start the questions, I'll get in trouble."
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Thank you, media shills.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 05:46 PM (krQz2)

43 This business will get out of and and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2024 05:46 PM (oqH4h)

44 @19 Have we seen anything indicating Michelle Obama wanted to run?

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No, we haven't. But people keep insisting that she's planning to declare.

We saw the same thing with Romney in 2016, if you remember. It was all nonsense.

Posted by: junior at March 05, 2024 05:46 PM (0H6Jz)

45 Puddin said he was "stunned" that shrinkflation has hit Cookie Monster.

No, really.

https://tinyurl.com/2wb237sd

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 05, 2024 05:46 PM (woPEM)

46 > Michelle Obama Knocks Down Rumors She Might Run For President

You'd think at her age she'd be used to her size and would stop running into things.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 05:47 PM (6OrcJ)

47 Good for Big Mike.

She's rich, has fawning fans, can go anywhere and be lauded.

Why fuck with politics?

I wish all of the Rich and Our Betters would go sail around the world on their yachts while drinking martinis and flaunting their wealth instead of trying to wreck our lives and destroy the country.

Flaunt It, Baby! Flaunt it! And Get the Fuck out of Politics!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2024 05:47 PM (nFnyb)

48 M - O - O - N, that spells Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 05:47 PM (f1kZG)

49 Michelle loves living in no illegals Matha's Vineyard
Posted by: Jonah at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (BGQYY)

Where the personal chefs don't float.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (DeFcY)

And the maids say nothing to anyone about having to clean up the urine she splashes all over the bowl.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 05:47 PM (dGCAG)

50 Yeah, Mooch is way, way too lazy to even pretend to run or govern.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, New Dune 2 review at March 05, 2024 05:47 PM (xcxpd)

51 The Media tries to dazzle with bullshit… the masses usually fall for it…

Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (PCK5/)

52 Hillary is making many public appearances of late. She's the jackal looking for the wounded zebra (Biden/Harris) to be separated and left behind by the herd. Then she'll waddle to the Dems rescue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (58LrU)

53 Cast my Super Tuesday vote. Also had a hearing test. Good lord hearing aids are expensive.
Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2024 05:41 PM

----------------

Get thee to Costco. Latest tech hearing aids and all the associated services for a fraction of what the traditional providers charge. Seriously.

Posted by: Bigsmith at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (RhIRG)

54 So Sinema is retiring in Arizona
Posted by: Jonah at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (BGQYY)
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Well, she's been tiring....

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (krQz2)

55 Report: Chardonnay prices set to rise as Hillary ponders running for president a third time.

Posted by: Future Headline at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (LjgPm)

56 Change Of Batter! We were going to try Michelle as a last-minute pinch-runner for Joe, but he doesn't even know there's a game going on.
Posted by: Hillary!

He brought a hockey stick to a basketball game.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (FVME7)

57 Hillary Clinton convening groups of friends and political allies for private dinners to discuss the upcoming election season.
_______________

Toldya. She's thinking about going back to the well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

58 We sure wish Michelle would run. She was the best dressed 1st Lady ever.

Posted by: Curtain and Tablecloth Magazine at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (BJziQ)

59 I wish all of the Rich and Our Betters would go sail around the world on their yachts while drinking martinis and flaunting their wealth instead of trying to wreck our lives and destroy the country.

Flaunt It, Baby! Flaunt it! And Get the Fuck out of Politics!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 05, 2024 05:47 PM (nFnyb)

Yeah, I hear the sailing weather around Somalia is good this time of year.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (VwHCD)

60 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Scranton Joe at March 05, 2024 05:49 PM (woPEM)

61 Biden strong like bull.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 05:46 PM (++4z6)
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Yeah, a bunch of bull.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 05:49 PM (krQz2)

62
Cast my Super Tuesday vote. Also had a hearing test.

Why are the Republicans doing this to the country? People who are hearing challenged have just as much right to vote as newcomers to the country. There should not be a hearing test, or ID or anything.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at March 05, 2024 05:49 PM (RKVpM)

63 Hillary is making many public appearances of late. She's the jackal looking for the wounded zebra (Biden/Harris) to be separated and left behind by the herd. Then she'll waddle to the Dems rescue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (58LrU)
_________________

As was foreseen. And people scoffed when I said this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

64 The best part of 2016 was waking up from a nap at about 3:00 am and Pennsylvania pushing Trump over the top and watching all of the tears flow from Hillary supporters as they got unceremoniously got shown out the door.

My soul was replenished like the healing waters of Niagara Falls suddenly flowed into it.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 05, 2024 05:44 PM (RKVpM)

——-

They couldn’t find enough ballots to manufacture fake votes, couldn’t kick out observers so where stuck.

They fixed both those problems in 2020.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 05:50 PM (++4z6)

65 So that leaves Newsome ...

Posted by: ET at March 05, 2024 05:50 PM (dGZO9)

66 What's scary is Michelle Obama would probably win easily. As ridiculous as that is.

Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 05:50 PM (wMRY8)

67 Sinema… only an earlier thread I wondered, “ What now Kyrsten… OnlyFans, or Pornhub???

Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2024 05:50 PM (PCK5/)

68 We sure wish Michelle would run. She was the best dressed 1st Lady ever.

Posted by: Curtain and Tablecloth Magazine at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (BJziQ)

Bed, Bath and Beyond could actually use a boost to their shower curtain sales.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 05:50 PM (VwHCD)

69 Those assholes just can not stay away

Posted by: vic at March 05, 2024 05:50 PM (A5THL)

70 So that leaves Newsome ...

Posted by: ET at March 05, 2024 05:50 PM


Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Governor Hair Gel at March 05, 2024 05:51 PM (QNSds)

71 Late to the earlier topic: fly illegals in!

I just wanna know: why?
To cast illegal votes? Already doing that.
To change Red states to Purple/Blue and enlarge population in Blue states? Bingo.
"The U.S. Constitution mandates that a census be taken every 10 years to count all people—both citizens and noncitizens—living in the United States."

Tailor made for immoral, tratorous leaders to replace actual citizens.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 05, 2024 05:51 PM (bn4mT)

72 I almost think Sinema running as an independent would have hurt Republicans more than Democrats.

Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 05:51 PM (wMRY8)

73
Hillary Clinton convening groups of friends and political allies for private dinners to discuss the upcoming election season.
_______________

Toldya. She's thinking about going back to the well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM


I got this one. Again.

Posted by: The Bollard at March 05, 2024 05:51 PM (RKVpM)

74

Big Mike wants to get her dick cut off before running...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at March 05, 2024 05:51 PM (xFPrR)

75 Biden* apparently is going to run on a "Feel Sorry For Me, I'm Old" platform. Interesting times.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist

Last I heard, he was going to focus on 1/6.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 05:52 PM (FVME7)

76 Biden twice announced airdrops "into Ukraine" — he meant Gaza — despite reading from a note card directly in front of him.

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Well whatever that country by Mexico is called.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 05:52 PM (krQz2)

77 58 We sure wish Michelle would run. She was the best dressed 1st Lady ever.
Posted by: Curtain and Tablecloth
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Really? We think ""Doctor" Jill is killing it!

Posted by: Toilet Tissues and Tea Cozy at March 05, 2024 05:52 PM (GcnLo)

78 Hillary is making many public appearances of late. She's the jackal looking for the wounded zebra (Biden/Harris) to be separated and left behind by the herd. Then she'll waddle to the Dems rescue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (58LrU)
_________________

As was foreseen. And people scoffed when I said this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

I was gonna say the exact same thing! Even use the word "scoff" to refer to whenever I've brought it up.

I'm not saying America wants Hillory, I AM saying though, Hillory wants the Big Chair. She wants to put her gout swollen flippers on the Resolute Desk!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 05:52 PM (dGCAG)

79 Pro-Hamas agitators heckled " " Doctor " " Jill Biden.

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 05:52 PM (llON8)

80 I stood in line for 50 minutes to vote in a primary election in Texas.

What the actual F is going on? That was the longest wait I've ever had in any election by a factor of three.

Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2024 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

81 They have OTC “ value” brands now, I hear… for the Proles..
----

Our Costco has a discount hearing aid concession in-store. Only ~$2k give or take, depending on what you want. I am tempted to go try them.

I got some $200 devices from AMZ, and they're comfortable (over the ear but very small) but tend to amplify *everything* so that background noises garble more than without the devices. *sigh* It was worth the try.

"Real" hearing aids are probably tuneable, like mini-equalizers, so that offending noises/frequencies can be reduced and vocal increased.

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 05:53 PM (njWTi)

82 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 05, 2024 05:53 PM (QNSds)

83 We sure wish Michelle would run. She was the best dressed 1st Lady ever.

Posted by: Curtain and Tablecloth Magazine at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (BJziQ)

Bed, Bath and Beyond could actually use a boost to their shower curtain sales.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 05:50 PM (VwHCD)

Report: Baseball Stadium infield ground cover prices drop as Big Mike declines to run for president.

Posted by: Future Headline at March 05, 2024 05:53 PM (LjgPm)

84 Those vacant eyes of Brandon...creepy.

Posted by: President Of The Unadmitted Senility at March 05, 2024 05:53 PM (tczCu)

85 update: Karine Jean-Pierre melts down when asked why Biden can't speak without note-cards

Posted by: ace at March 05, 2024 05:54 PM (KRtlO)

86 Senility is a merciful God easing you into death without cognition of pain or suffering.

Damn it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2024 05:54 PM (FU0ZW)

87 Be interesting to see if the "Republican" party in Arizona gets behind Lake if she wins the nom. Gallegos is too far left and if Ari Republicans get their act together it should be a pick up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2024 05:54 PM (58LrU)

88 >>> 63 Hillary is making many public appearances of late. She's the jackal looking for the wounded zebra (Biden/Harris) to be separated and left behind by the herd. Then she'll waddle to the Dems rescue
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (58LrU)
_________________

As was foreseen. And people scoffed when I said this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

MSDNC online had a headline yesterday "The return of the Clintons"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 05:54 PM (llON8)

89 I stood in line for 50 minutes to vote in a primary election in Texas.

Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2024 05:53 PM (oqH4h)
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I've heard that said that that is not a good sign for the incumbent.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 05:54 PM (krQz2)

90 I'm tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Hillary's Big Black Syringe Guy at March 05, 2024 05:54 PM (woPEM)

91 36 Michelle loves living in no illegals Matha's Vineyard
Posted by: Jonah at March 05, 2024 05:43 PM (BGQYY)
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Where the personal chefs don't float.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (DeFcY)

All they had to do was weigh him; didn't need to throw him into the pond!

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at March 05, 2024 05:55 PM (VGRuw)

92 Remember the Captain Pike wheelchair? Me neither.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 05, 2024 05:55 PM (as3uC)

93 update: Karine Jean-Pierre melts down when asked why Biden can't speak without note-cards

Posted by: ace at March 05, 2024 05:54 PM (KRtlO)

Probably because she can't even speak with them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 05:55 PM (VwHCD)

94 86 There's no pain or suffering in senility? Shoot, sign me up.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 05, 2024 05:55 PM (MvF+J)

95 We sure wish Michelle would run. She was the best dressed 1st Lady ever.

Posted by: Curtain and Tablecloth Magazine at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (BJziQ)

We provide Michelle with the utmost support.

Posted by: TuckTape ™ at March 05, 2024 05:55 PM (tczCu)

96 Hillary 2024! Sound of Body and Mind!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 05:55 PM (FVME7)

97 What's scary is Michelle Obama would probably win easily. As ridiculous as that is.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 05:50 PM (wMRY

I bet we could find a comment from you EXACTLY like that from a few months ago, except with DeSantis instead of Big Mike.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 05:55 PM (dGCAG)

98 I stood in line for 50 minutes to vote in a primary election in Texas.
Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2024 05:53 PM (oqH4h)

Ditto, in Fort Bend County. Longest line for an election I've ever seen. Slow, too.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 05, 2024 05:55 PM (XPM1I)

99 Have we seen anything indicating Michelle Obama wanted to run? She is lazy and doesn't want to be the focus of attacks.
Posted by: Don

Agree and also not to mention the fact that she wouldn't want to take the physical and get another prostrate exam.

Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2024 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

100 KJP can you tell me why Biden’s eyes are frequently fully dilated?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 05:56 PM (++4z6)

101 Hillary Clinton is the Rasputin of American politics. The only thing left to do is have our nobleman throw her into the frozen river.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
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Well, she is fuelled by vodka.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 05, 2024 05:57 PM (2yu8s)

102 Senility is a merciful God easing you into death without cognition of pain or suffering.

Damn it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2024 05:54 PM (FU0ZW)

yeah, well he needs to ease up a bit on the easing before the cadaver destroys whats left of the planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 05:57 PM (VwHCD)

103 Be interesting to see if the "Republican" party in Arizona gets behind Lake if she wins the nom. Gallegos is too far left and if Ari Republicans get their act together it should be a pick up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2024 05:54 PM (58LrU)

I know political junkies here in AZ who believe McCain still rules from the grave, and will direct his minions to cast votes against Kari Lake, or just simply stay home.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 05:57 PM (dGCAG)

104
update: Karine Jean-Pierre melts down when asked why Biden can't speak without note-cards

Posted by: ace at March 05, 2024 05:54 PM


So good.

Posted by: The Bollard at March 05, 2024 05:58 PM (RKVpM)

105 I am surprised they just don't bust out laughing at Raggedy Anne !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 05, 2024 05:58 PM (NtVYv)

106 Now would be the time to discover, point out, and neutralize the apparent "voting" fraud efforts being deployed as they will, more than likely be used in November.

I'm sure there are plenty of examples.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2024 05:58 PM (Q4IgG)

107 People calling me Ratskin think they're funny, but that's just eighth grade shit, man.

Posted by: Jamie Raskin at March 05, 2024 05:58 PM (woPEM)

108 80 I stood in line for 50 minutes to vote in a primary election in Texas.

What the actual F is going on? That was the longest wait I've ever had in any election by a factor of three.

Posted by: ballistic at March 05, 2024 05:53 PM (oqH4h)


No wait for me at a polling place in Harris County at 3 PM CT.

Posted by: Gref at March 05, 2024 05:58 PM (5fDan)

109 To yours and CBD’s points, 81 million Americans allegedly voted for a mentally impaired candidate because they hated the evil orange man that much.

So why oh why couldn’t the meatball from Florida who is led about on a leash by his wife while walking on disguised stilts take him out?

Don’t tell me that the Republican base are a bunch of retards and chose Drumpf because the Democrats wanted them through and convinced them to through three dimensional lawfare.

Newsflash Ace and CBD - you are not any smarter than the Republican Base. In fact, while you hate hearing it, you are both suckers for the globalist neocons.

Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at March 05, 2024 05:58 PM (nI4xo)

110 Someone needs to start selling a line of KJP toilet bowl cleaners

Seriously, this is a million dollar idea.

Posted by: Toilet Tissues and Tea Cozy at March 05, 2024 05:59 PM (GcnLo)

111 update: Karine Jean-Pierre melts down when asked why Biden can't speak without note-cards

Posted by: ace

Absolutely out of touch with reality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 05:59 PM (FVME7)

112 Ace, you added the KJP video but deleted the Biden “not taking questions” fear in his eyes video.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 05:59 PM (++4z6)

113 As was foreseen. And people scoffed when I said this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

I was gonna say the exact same thing! Even use the word "scoff" to refer to whenever I've brought it up.

I'm not saying America wants Hillory, I AM saying though, Hillory wants the Big Chair. She wants to put her gout swollen flippers on the Resolute Desk!
Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 05:52 PM (dGCAG)
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Here was the reasoning: the Dems are hosed right now. Their bench is pathetic; their best bet is Governor Brylcream, but he's from California, where he's made a total mess. Hillarhoid has name recognition, contacts in the party, and a resume (not a good resume, but a resume nonetheless), and can run on the "this time it's personal" theme. The other possible Dems are just not ready for prime time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

114 Be interesting to see if the "Republican" party in Arizona gets behind Lake if she wins the nom. Gallegos is too far left and if Ari Republicans get their act together it should be a pick up
Posted by: Smell the Glove

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It really should be an easy pickup, Gallego is like a male version of AOC. Incredibly obnoxious. He's not the kind of Democrat that gets elected in AZ.

But Kari Lake just seems determined to alienate as many people as possible and is still running against John McCain.

Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:00 PM (wMRY8)

115 I guess we let anybody post here. Even trolls.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 05, 2024 06:00 PM (bn4mT)

116 "I stood in line for 50 minutes to vote in a primary election in Texas."

Me too, but I was in Chicago, so it was a futile and stupid gesture.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 05, 2024 06:00 PM (MvF+J)

117 Posted by: ace

Absolutely out of touch with reality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 05:59 PM (FVME7)

Come on, man. He owns this place, don't you think you're being a bit harsh?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:01 PM (dGCAG)

118 Someone needs to start selling a line of KJP toilet bowl cleaners
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Every time I see her I think "We really need a new toilet brush."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

119 I know political junkies here in AZ who believe McCain still rules from the grave, and will direct his minions to cast votes against Kari Lake, or just simply stay home.
Posted by: BurtTC
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I know so many people like me in AZ that hate John McCain, but cant figure out why Kari Lake talks about John McCain so much.

Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:01 PM (wMRY8)

120 Someone needs to start selling a line of KJP toilet bowl cleaners

Seriously, this is a million dollar idea.

Posted by: Toilet Tissues and Tea Cozy at March 05, 2024 05:59 PM (GcnLo)

Scrubbing bubbles!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 06:01 PM (VwHCD)

121 I almost think Sinema running as an independent would have hurt Republicans more than Democrats.
Posted by: Blago


Yeah, she would have been deadly. Just look at how badly Hillary, Biden, Nikki Haley, and DeSantis have hurt Trump, to say nothing of Fatty Willis, Jack Smith, and Leticia James.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2024 06:01 PM (OkFiN)

122 Can hardly believe that BJ and his battleaxe are both still alive. Evil lives forever, yes?

Serious question, considering we all know they're still married *only to prevent their testifying against each other in court*:

Once one of them kicks it, THEN can the other be compelled to testify?

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 06:02 PM (njWTi)

123 Hillary is probably not in good shape. There would multiple meat wagon episodes.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:02 PM (++4z6)

124 But Kari Lake just seems determined to alienate as many people as possible and is still running against John McCain.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:00 PM (wMRY

And again, you show you have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:02 PM (dGCAG)

125 "As former First Lady Michelle Obama has expressed several times over the years, she will not be running for president," said Crystal Carson, director of communications for the former first lady's office.

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Why does she need a director of communications if she isn't running for something? A former First Lady can send off her own denials that take a couple of seconds to type.

Second thing, who is paying for this director of communications? The taxpayers?

Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 06:02 PM (unUNN)

126 Come on, man. He owns this place, don't you think you're being a bit harsh?
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OWWWWW!!!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at March 05, 2024 06:02 PM (woPEM)

127 In PA, they have a grungy tunnel rat they worship for their primitive rain ritual, but here, I just listen for the frogs. When they start croaking, it's spring. Finally heard them tonight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2024 06:02 PM (0FoWg)

128 Michelle Obama is the Livia of Jezebels.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 06:02 PM (9yWhg)

129 Doritos FIRES trans activist ONE DAY after bringing her in as brand ambassador after being alerted to sick tweets about doing 'depraved things' to a 12-year-old girl
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so I don't have to give up Cheetos

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:03 PM (oCjPU)

130
I know so many people like me in AZ that hate John McCain, but cant figure out why Kari Lake talks about John McCain so much.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:01 PM (wMRY

Haven't heard. Does she say good or bad?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 05, 2024 06:03 PM (bn4mT)

131 Not that it would change anything, of course.

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 06:03 PM (njWTi)

132 and is still running against John McCain.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:00 PM (wMRY

During the funeral!?

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 05, 2024 06:03 PM (/6GbT)

133 I'd love to see Hillary run again, too. Because when she lost again, she'd probably explode in a gooey ball of FAIL.

Like this guy: https://tinyurl.com/4xaxjv42

Posted by: Paco at March 05, 2024 06:03 PM (njExo)

134 Regarding hearing aids, There are bargains around Costco for 1.
You don't need a membership To shop there for hearing aids or pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 05, 2024 06:04 PM (MeG8a)

135 35 I think the Obama machine is going with the reluctant hero archetype. Michelle is above the fray, (s)he is not running for president, (s)he doesn't WANT to be president. But wait and see, late June or early July, Joe will drop out of the race. Clearing the way for an open convention, clearing out the Kamala problem.

Michelle will ultimately get drafted at the convention where (s)he humbly accepts the call of history AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO PROTECT DEMOCRACY from donald trump, as the first black woman/transgender presidential candidate.

Posted by: Eric at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (RqJez)


That's pretty much what I expect, too. Saying she's not running is not the same as saying she will refuse the nomination if it's thrust upon her at the convention. Nominating Big Mike also side steps the Dems problem with ditching Kamala.

Posted by: BillyD at March 05, 2024 06:04 PM (F6Xpw)

136 134 How much do they cost?

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (MvF+J)

137
133 "I'd love to see Hillary run again"
You'll never see that mass more than waddle

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (dzZCL)

138
Karine Jean-Pierre is like the drunkards dream wife.

"Sure, he's lying in the gutter covered in vomit, but that's proof of how hard he's working for us all."

Posted by: The Bollard at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (RKVpM)

139 > update: Karine Jean-Pierre melts down when asked why Biden can't speak without note-cards

She then goes on to claim Biden has has the most successful presidency in modern history. The fact she wasn't laughed out of the room for saying that reveals how out of touch the WH press corpse* are.

*This is intentional.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (6OrcJ)

140 What the actual F is going on? That was the longest wait I've ever had in any election by a factor of three.

Posted by: ballistic


There have been lots of internet outages today which is hampering the totally-not-connected-to-the-internet voter machines.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (OkFiN)

141 "They have OTC “ value” brands now, I hear… for the Proles.."

Tried those. Got a pair at Walmart. In ear. Kind of uncomfortable and required a new battery everyday. They amplified foreground and background noise equally so that I was at square one again. Bit the bullet and had my primary care doc refer me to an audiologist. It fascinating how they map exactly what type of hearing loss you're experiencing. Different aids for different kinds of loss and different lifestyles.

Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (oaGWv)

142 Hillarhoid has name recognition, contacts in the party, and a resume (not a good resume, but a resume nonetheless), and can run on the "this time it's personal" theme. The other possible Dems are just not ready for prime time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 06:00 PM (YqDXo)


Hillarhoid...*snicker*...Hillaroid..lolol. thats fuckjing great. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (VwHCD)

143 But Kari Lake just seems determined to alienate as many people as possible and is still running against John McCain.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:00 PM (wMRY


"ordered, civil conservatism" is what got republicans into the position of defending the radical positions that the Democrats thought up fifteen years ago. It is the position that was pushed by William F Buckley.

It sounds like you are talking about a duel between Buckley and McCain, both of whom are dead and buried.
Perhaps we should try something else

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (D7oie)

144 Mitch McConnell knows a ton of stuff that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (f746Z)

145 129 Doritos FIRES trans activist ONE DAY after bringing her in as brand ambassador after being alerted to sick tweets about doing 'depraved things' to a 12-year-old girl
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so I don't have to give up Cheetos
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:03 PM (oCjPU)

Not good enough. They need to fire the motherfuckers who hired that sick fuck in the first place.

Posted by: Depravity is a resume builder I guess at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (tczCu)

146 Daughter got back from Dr's appointment.. They had to reschedule.

Posted by: vic at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (A5THL)

147 Here was the reasoning: the Dems are hosed right now. Their bench is pathetic; their best bet is Governor Brylcream, but he's from California, where he's made a total mess. Hillarhoid has name recognition, contacts in the party, and a resume (not a good resume, but a resume nonetheless), and can run on the "this time it's personal" theme. The other possible Dems are just not ready for prime time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

I still think it's crime family politics. Team Clinton still holds sway, Team Obama, which allowed this brain dead fart to be installed, is having scores settled against them, and the Clinton clan thinks it can waltz in and take things back.

Maybe they can. I don't think ANY Democrat would win a fair election, but we don't have fair elections. So yeah, maybe.

And everyone who said "hillory will never be President" will eat our words.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:06 PM (dGCAG)

148 >Karine Jean-Pierre gets VERY triggered


wow, she's kind of a dick

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:06 PM (oCjPU)

149 Voted today in the Virginia swamps.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 05, 2024 06:06 PM (DC02p)

150
Would it be:

"Doctor President Jill Biden"?
"President Doctor Jill Biden"?
"Skank baby sitting ho Jill Biden"?

She'd suit a number of deep staters fine.

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2024 06:06 PM (j4U/Z)

151 "Including a Marine Carter"


Like John Carter from Mars?

Oh. Oh.

Marine "charter."

Just a stutter, a life-long stutter. That never appeared in any of the thousands of hours of public speaking in his 50 years in DC.

Until now.

SESS-- Sudden Elderly Stutter Syndrome. The first in the world.

Cause everyone else was diagnosed with dementia....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2024 06:07 PM (yikga)

152 But Kari Lake just seems determined to alienate as many people as possible and is still running against John McCain.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:00 PM (wMRY

And again, you show you have no idea what you're talking about.
Posted by: BurtTC

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Kari Lake lost to Katie Hobbs. Easily the worst Democrat politician AZ has ever seen. So not super optimistic about her getting it right this time.

Listen, I want Kari Lake to win. She has my vote, but I can say she's bad at politics until she wins her first election.

Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:07 PM (wMRY8)

153 Just saw on Fox a couple being asked their preferences, he is wearing an "I pick Nikki" badge and she says will vote Biden. Why do I get the feeling they are not Republican?

Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 06:08 PM (unUNN)

154 So who in the White House has the juice to get the President 'in trouble' ?

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:08 PM (oCjPU)

155 LA County voter turnout is reportedly *really* low.

Unfortunately, ballot harvesting was created for just this sort of situation.

Posted by: junior at March 05, 2024 06:08 PM (0H6Jz)

156 You know, I would serve if asked.

Posted by: Zombie Pat Paulsen at March 05, 2024 06:08 PM (PiwSw)

157 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
FULL VIDEO:
REPORTER: "What's your message to Democrats who are concerned about your poll numbers?"
BIDEN: "My poll numbers? The last five polls you guys don't report. I'm winning — five! Five in a rr ow!"

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The Stripper Pole, the May Pole, the Ten Foot Pole, the Utility Pole, and the MSNSDAP poll.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 06:08 PM (FVME7)

158 If Joe drops out and Kamala is the sitting President, then Kamala is going to be the nominee, no matter how much she sucks. As President and nominal head of the Democrat Party, she's going to have the power to force her way through - and no one else is going to have the power or position to stop her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2024 06:08 PM (i9ffA)

159 I still think it's crime family politics. Team Clinton still holds sway, Team Obama, which allowed this brain dead fart to be installed, is having scores settled against them, and the Clinton clan thinks it can waltz in and take things back.

Maybe they can. I don't think ANY Democrat would win a fair election, but we don't have fair elections. So yeah, maybe.

And everyone who said "hillory will never be President" will eat our words.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:06 PM (dGCAG)

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I love it when the highest level American politics is spoken of like the Mafia.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:09 PM (++4z6)

160 Big Mike doesn't have to announce
Big Mike is gonna keep running the show behind the scenes

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 05, 2024 06:09 PM (CZPkK)

161 Every time I see her I think "We really need a new toilet brush."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Stop by our online shop! we have:
- KJP brushes
- A full line of ""Doctor"" Jill shower curtains and spare roll cozies.
- Hunter hand mirrors and single edge razors

Posted by: Toilet Tissues and Tea Cozy at March 05, 2024 06:09 PM (GcnLo)

162 129 Doritos FIRES trans activist ONE DAY after bringing her in as brand ambassador after being alerted to sick tweets about doing 'depraved things' to a 12-year-old girl
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so I don't have to give up Cheetos

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:03 PM (oCjPU)


It's Twitter posts were not fully reviewed before Doritos PR Department or ad agency hired it? BS. That's the PR story to avoid telling us Doritos didn't expect a consumer backlash. Idiots, hired by woke corporate management.

Posted by: Gref at March 05, 2024 06:09 PM (5fDan)

163 148 >Karine Jean-Pierre gets VERY triggered


wow, she's kind of a dick
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:06 PM (oCjPU)

Can't understand noncontroversial topics.

Posted by: On any Tuesday at March 05, 2024 06:09 PM (tczCu)

164 So who in the White House has the juice to get the President 'in trouble' ?
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:08 PM (oCjPU)
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The custodians who have to clean up his messes probably have more say about what goes on in the White House than FJB does....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2024 06:10 PM (BpYfr)

165 152 I intuit that Lake has a curse on her. Unelectable.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at March 05, 2024 06:10 PM (MvF+J)

166 Yes, Americans do care about how Biden's delivering for them.

They don't care for it very much.
Not very much at all.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 05, 2024 06:10 PM (yikga)

167 Kari Lake lost to Katie Hobbs. Easily the worst Democrat politician AZ has ever seen. So not super optimistic about her getting it right this time.

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You mighta missed that whole part where she was in charge of all the voting as sec of state and there was no end to the shenanigans Ds stoop to of late. As if your vote counted. Silly notion.

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 05, 2024 06:10 PM (CZPkK)

168 so I don't have to give up Cheetos

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:03 PM (oCjPU)
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Whew! We dodged a bullet with that one!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2024 06:10 PM (BpYfr)

169 I want the SOTU to be a disaster but it isn't going to happen. Bribe'em is going to spout all his bullshit, dems will regale him and the whole thing will be an exercise in futility

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 06:10 PM (nio1T)

170 Just saw on Fox a couple being asked their preferences, he is wearing an "I pick Nikki" badge and she says will vote Biden. Why do I get the feeling they are not Republican?
Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 06:08 PM (unUNN)

Crowder sent some of their people to a Nikki event before S.C., and the idiots they talked to sound like the kind of nice white people who post Minions memes on Farcebook.

People who think Taylor Swift is quality music. People who drive Subarus.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:11 PM (dGCAG)

171 KJP is a sassy little minx. A litany of lifetime accomplishments from a centuries wide legacy over note cards overkill.

Have that presspool journalist taken to the briefing room for reeducation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 05, 2024 06:11 PM (sqCrJ)

172 Doritos FIRES trans activist ONE DAY after bringing her in as brand ambassador after being alerted to sick tweets about doing 'depraved things' to a 12-year-old girl
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so I don't have to give up Cheetos

Posted by: Don Black
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Every Fortune 500 company better start looking more closely at their Bay Area ad agencies.

This freak was beyond disgusting, I'm even surprised that crowd thought it was a good idea.

Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:11 PM (wMRY8)

173 Rnc Did not give her a dime in 2022. Senate GOP leaders are giving big $ and support to Lake this time

Posted by: Jonah at March 05, 2024 06:11 PM (BGQYY)

174 But Kari Lake just seems determined to alienate as many people as possible and is still running against John McCain.

We got here, in no small part, by too many people insisting we believe in The Gipper and that shit about "speak no evil about any Republican".

That, and the supposed idea that "the tent" has to be big enough for everyone. Fuck that kind of tent. The Gipper was right on "the time for choosing".

Get this - I don't choose 100% GOP. Sometimes, I would rather piss away an election that pick one more Romney.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 05, 2024 06:11 PM (6zjv5)

175 The Incredible Husk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (VwHCD)



Nice.

"You won't like me when I'm angry."

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:11 PM (aD39U)

176 I know political junkies here in AZ who believe McCain still rules from the grave, and will direct his minions to cast votes against Kari Lake, or just simply stay home.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 05:57 PM (dGCAG)

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He is not doing anything from beyond the grave, Cindy hates Republicans and will do everything to defeat each aspirant.

Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 06:12 PM (unUNN)

177 > Serious question, considering we all know they're still married *only to prevent their testifying against each other in court*:

Hillary gets SS protection because she's married to Bill. I don't know if she'd lose it if they divorced. I do know that having SS protection has a lot of benefits. You get to run lights, park anywhere you want, you get to have your personal bodyguard hassle anyone you want, and most of all, you get to charge SS rent for living on your property. Last I checked, the Clintons charge taxpayers something like $25,000 per month for SS agents to live in a little cottage on their property. This pays most of their mortgage.

I'm also pretty sure they each get their own detail, so they get to double dip by living on two different properties with two different details paying the mortgage for each property.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 06:12 PM (6OrcJ)

178 You mighta missed that whole part where she was in charge of all the voting as sec of state and there was no end to the shenanigans Ds stoop to of late. As if your vote counted. Silly notion.
Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 05, 2024 06:10 PM (CZPkK)

Don't forget the R Party McCainiacs who let said shenanigans go on without an ounce of effort to stop it.

But she's a dope for talking about McCain.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

179 Kari Lake lost to Katie Hobbs. Easily the worst Democrat politician AZ has ever seen. So not super optimistic about her getting it right this time.

Listen, I want Kari Lake to win. She has my vote, but I can say she's bad at politics until she wins her first election.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:07 PM (wMRY


she lost because of massive fraud, and she stayed lost because all her GOPe backers were polite and didn't want the risk of being killed by the AZ political machine.
Playing nice with the machine means she "takes a couple of years off and gets a nice position in the meantime" from some power brokers back east. There are a lot of nice GOPe politicians around it seems.

Go, be nice. Let the Machine win and don't say boo, except to collect speaking fees for red-meat speeches about how things will be better, while wearing $2000 watches. To date that is what we get for our support.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (D7oie)

180 "Doctor President Jill Biden"?
"President Doctor Jill Biden"?
"Skank baby sitting ho Jill Biden"?

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" THOT Jill Biden"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (FVME7)

181
What the actual F is going on? That was the longest wait I've ever had in any election by a factor of three.

Posted by: ballistic

There have been lots of internet outages today which is hampering the totally-not-connected-to-the-internet voter machines.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM


FaceBook crashing today on 'Super Tuesday' when tens of millions of Trump supporters head to the polls? Totally unrelated.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (RKVpM)

182 You mighta missed that whole part where she was in charge of all the voting as sec of state and there was no end to the shenanigans Ds stoop to of late. As if your vote counted. Silly notion.
Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma
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Funny, other Republicans won. Including a Republican Legislature.

But I guess since the voting doesn't matter and it's all rigged specifically against Lake Kari, she'll lose again because nothing has changed. We still have a Dem Secretary of State.

And then we'll be told a third time why we need Lake to run again.

I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (wMRY8)

183 Doritos FIRES trans activist ONE DAY after bringing her in as brand ambassador after being alerted to sick tweets about doing 'depraved things' to a 12-year-old girl

Again one word: Too Late.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (aD39U)

184 I know political junkies here in AZ who believe McCain still rules from the grave, and will direct his minions to cast votes against Kari Lake, or just simply stay home.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 05:57 PM (dGCAG)

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He is not doing anything from beyond the grave, Cindy hates Republicans and will do everything to defeat each aspirant.
Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 06:12 PM (unUNN)

Again, it's a crime family. It's the McCain crime family.

You don't think I really think his corpse is running things, do you?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:14 PM (dGCAG)

185 (Hillary) Clinton's right hand woman (Huma) is "dating" Soros' spawn.

Posted by: runner at March 05, 2024 06:14 PM (V13WU)

186 >>> 181
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FaceBook crashing today on 'Super Tuesday' when tens of millions of Trump supporters head to the polls? Totally unrelated.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (RKVpM)

OMG RUSSIANS!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at March 05, 2024 06:14 PM (llON8)

187 120 Someone needs to start selling a line of KJP toilet bowl cleaners

Seriously, this is a million dollar idea.

Posted by: Toilet Tissues and Tea Cozy at March 05, 2024 05:59 PM (GcnLo)

Scrubbing bubbles!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 06:01 PM (VwHCD)

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What's a bath without bubbles? Hey Bubbles, get in here!

-- Thornton Melon

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2024 06:14 PM (F4bAW)

188 Funny, other Republicans won. Including a Republican Legislature.

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Not the prize bro.

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 05, 2024 06:14 PM (CZPkK)

189 I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (wMRY

No you don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:15 PM (dGCAG)

190 That last clip.... wowwwww. She sounds like a Karen that hasn't had her Pumpkin Spice Latte in a week and it's the middle of October.

Posted by: pookysgirl is amused by the spokesmuppet at March 05, 2024 06:15 PM (dtlDP)

191 And then we'll be told a third time why we need Lake to run again.

I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (wMRY


I seem to remember you bitching about controlled opposition?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 06:16 PM (D7oie)

192
Big Mike knocked up KJP?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 05, 2024 06:16 PM (KR90/)

193 We could do better than President Michelle Obama. I don't think we'll have to deal with her. But if we do, it'll only point to the nepotism in our fake republic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2024 06:17 PM (0FoWg)

194 And then we'll be told a third time why we need Lake to run again.

I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (wMRY

I seem to remember you bitching about controlled opposition?
Posted by: Kindltot
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I'm trying to figure out how losing to Democrats is somehow a win for our side?

Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:17 PM (wMRY8)

195
Funny, other Republicans won. Including a Republican Legislature.

But I guess since the voting doesn't matter and it's all rigged specifically against Lake Kari, she'll lose again because nothing has changed. We still have a Dem Secretary of State.

And then we'll be told a third time why we need Lake to run again.

I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: Blago at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (wMRY

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How many statewide AZ offices are held by Dems?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:18 PM (++4z6)

196 Apropos of nothing, I finished my last 70s era M16A1 kit today. I had to wait a year for a correct retro receiver. The gray is a little bit too light but hopefully it will darken with time.

Now I wish I had bought more parts kits when they were $250 instead of $1k for a nice one.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:19 PM (aD39U)

197 The Incredible Husk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (VwHCD)


Nice.

"You won't like me when I'm angry."

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:11 PM (aD39U)


The Incredible Husk
"You won't like me when I'm drooling"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 06:19 PM (VwHCD)

198 And then we'll be told a third time why we need Lake to run again.

Show me the better option. And that option, if its from the Arizona GOP Establishment, is not better by definition.

I'd rather lose with Lake - again - than win with another Romney. Or McCain. Or on and on and on.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 05, 2024 06:19 PM (6zjv5)

199 185 (Hillary) Clinton's right hand woman (Huma) is "dating" Soros' spawn.
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2024 06:14 PM (V13WU)

Excellent point. Very publicly "dating."

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2024 06:19 PM (j4U/Z)

200 I will believe Mooch when she is not the nomination the day AFTER election day

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 06:19 PM (fwDg9)

201 We could do better than President Michelle Obama. I don't think we'll have to deal with her. But if we do, it'll only point to the nepotism in our fake republic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2024 06:17 PM (0FoWg)

If we're being honest, and not everyone is, obviously, Trump should win the 2024 election in a landslide.

No matter what happens between now and November, ANYTHING that prevents that from happening will be more than enough evidence to anyone who is not already a braindead idiot to recognize we're not a representative democracy anymore.

I mean, we aren't, but apparently some people still need to be convinced.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:20 PM (dGCAG)

202 FaceBook crashing today on 'Super Tuesday' when tens of millions of Trump supporters head to the polls? Totally unrelated.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 05, 2024 06:13 PM (RKVpM)

OMG RUSSIANS!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at March 05, 2024 06:14 PM (llON

Musk has been on X today laughing about crappy Meta/Facebook servers and pointing that his platform (which all Good and Right people said was going to crash when he fired all the censors) was working perfectly all day long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2024 06:20 PM (i9ffA)

203 The reason Joe is talking about air drops in Ukraine... is he knows we ARE doing that already.

Anyone who does not believe we do not have Spec Ops troops in Ukraine, has not followed US Military Doctrine for the last 70 years. Green Beret A Teams were DESIGNED to help indigenous troops fight.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2024 06:20 PM (xaFKb)

204 HE'S HUSKING OUT! RUN!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:20 PM (aD39U)

205 I am heading out to drop off my "mail in ballot" here in California. No party affiliation, so I don't have the option to vote for Trump, even though this is an open primary state.

Posted by: Some stupid with a flare gun at March 05, 2024 06:20 PM (VAYqi)

206 169 I want the SOTU to be a disaster but it isn't going to happen. Bribe'em is going to spout all his bullshit, dems will regale him and the whole thing will be an exercise in futility

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 06:10 PM (nio1T)


I doubt Joe will flub it. The speech will contain only vote-buying and and Trump/MAGA hatred stuff. Joe can no-mistakes yell those lines in his sleep because it's been his basic political speaking schtick for 52 years. I expect the most cringe-worthy stuff will be 'shrinkflation', J6 BS, and the circus freak show that will be his special guests in the gallery sitting with DOCTOR Jill.

Posted by: Gref at March 05, 2024 06:20 PM (5fDan)

207 145 129 Doritos FIRES trans activist ONE DAY after bringing her in as brand ambassador after being alerted to sick tweets about doing 'depraved things' to a 12-year-old girl
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so I don't have to give up Cheetos
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:03 PM (oCjPU)

Not good enough. They need to fire the motherfuckers who hired that sick fuck in the first place.

Posted by: Depravity is a resume builder I guess at March 05, 2024 06:05 PM (tczCu)


. . . then fire the motherfuckers who hired the motherfuckers who hired that sick fuck, up three or four levels, to send the message that one of management's most important priorities is hiring and promoting the right people, and that failing to do so has life altering consequences.

Posted by: BillyD at March 05, 2024 06:21 PM (F6Xpw)

208 I doubt Joe will flub it.


His eyes will be black pits from all the juice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:21 PM (aD39U)

209 150
Would it be:

"Doctor President Jill Biden"?
"President Doctor Jill Biden"?
"Skank baby sitting ho Jill Biden"?

She'd suit a number of deep staters fine.
Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2024 06:06 PM (j4U/Z)

Fuck this nonsense. I went through this with Steven Strange ... it was not worth it.

It's Mister Doctor

Posted by: Kaecilius at March 05, 2024 06:22 PM (TTAGa)

210 137. You'll never see that mass more than waddle.

I'm assuming that some of her Mamluks will be carrying her in a sedan chair.

Posted by: Paco at March 05, 2024 06:22 PM (njExo)

211 We could do better than President Michelle Obama. I don't think we'll have to deal with her. But if we do, it'll only point to the nepotism in our fake republic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2024 06:17 PM (0FoWg)

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Argentina is shedding the banana republic skin and the US is picking it up to see if it fits.

Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 06:22 PM (unUNN)

212 The Incredible Husk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 05:45 PM (VwHCD)


Nice.

"You won't like me when I'm angry."

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:11 PM (aD39U)


The Incredible Husk
"You won't like me when I'm drooling"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 06:19 PM (VwHCD)
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"You won't like me when my butt's not been wiped"

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 06:22 PM (krQz2)

213 Israeli's have been air dropping aid for a while now because the hamassholes were stealing the trucks.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 06:23 PM (nio1T)

214 Mooch will live like a Queen doing next to nothing while the Deep State runs the country. She could do 40 weeks vacation a year, show up for briefing a hour or 2 a week.
He kind of job

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 06:23 PM (fwDg9)

215 I checked and the top three AZ statewide officials are Dems and throw in a Dem Senator.

Ironic considering the Repubs hold the state legislature. Maybe something hinky is going on.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:23 PM (++4z6)

216 The reason Joe is talking about air drops in Ukraine... is he knows we ARE doing that already.

Anyone who does not believe we do not have Spec Ops troops in Ukraine, has not followed US Military Doctrine for the last 70 years. Green Beret A Teams were DESIGNED to help indigenous troops fight.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2024 06:20 PM (xaFKb)

Paragraph B does not support Paragraph A.

Of course we have ops on the ground. Not just military but all the paramilitary "intelligence" assets as well.

But Biden doesn't know who put lint in his belly button. He doesn't know jack about what's going on anymore, he just knows how to read cue cards.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:23 PM (dGCAG)

217 The reason Joe is talking about air drops in Ukraine... is he knows we ARE doing that already.

In between deliveries to the cia bases and the bio weapons labs

Posted by: brak at March 05, 2024 06:24 PM (zlqUz)

218 I watched to 10 min. video at the top link.
Honestly, I am surprised they even have that conversation.

To ask the question - can a child really give informed consent - is to answer it. No, of course they do not understand. If they did, these cretins would be out of business.

So are they really that stupid to think this is not a big scam?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 05, 2024 06:24 PM (GcnLo)

219 Ironic considering the Repubs hold the state legislature. Maybe something hinky is going on.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:23 PM (++4z6)

No freakin' way!

No, it's cuz Kari Lake says mean things about Wrongway McCain.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 06:24 PM (dGCAG)

220 Why do y'all pick on KJP so much. She's just a little muff diver, that's all she ever wanted to be. Then her lover fingered her for the lime light.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 05, 2024 06:24 PM (P3CLU)

221 Sundowner will rail against MAGA, hpw the J6 almost stole the country and he won't let DJT try again
SotU will be a show for Marxism

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 06:25 PM (fwDg9)

222 219 Ironic considering the Repubs hold the state legislature. Maybe something hinky is going on.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:23 PM (++4z6)

No freakin' way!

No, it's cuz Kari Lake says mean things about Wrongway McCain.

Posted by: BurtTC
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Blue Republicans are pedal to the medal.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 05, 2024 06:25 PM (P3CLU)

223 KJP might be all right. I'm still going to need to see dat azz to know for sure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:26 PM (aD39U)

224 200 I will believe Mooch when she is not the nomination the day AFTER election day
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 06:19 PM (fwDg9)

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I honestly don't see why she'd want to. What would be the appeal? Kinda sounds like they're livin' large without all the stress. I mean, she has a director of communications?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2024 06:26 PM (F4bAW)

225 >Why do y'all pick on KJP so much.
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because she wears her hair like Sideshow Bob

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:26 PM (oCjPU)

226 I can't recall a single instance of Trump using pre prepared not cards to address the press. There may be some instances out there, but I can't remember him ever using notes. I mean the press would have been on him like a 1,000 pound bomb if he did and I would have remember that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (QNSds)

227 Mrs928 calls her Kippy Longstockings.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (aD39U)

228 Blue Republicans are pedal to the medal.

Can't blame 'em for defending a bona fide fighter pilot ace. Even if all his kills were own goals.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (6zjv5)

229 New York Post
@nypost
MSNBC staffers scatter after bed bugs found at Manhattan HQ ahead of Super Tuesday coverage: ‘They’re scrambling

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Damn that Trump!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (FVME7)

230 "Real" hearing aids are probably tuneable, like mini-equalizers, so that offending noises/frequencies can be reduced and vocal increased.
Posted by: JQ

Yes. I just got ONE in my left ear, as I was almost deaf in my left ear, and had tinnitus in my left ear, which was actually making me nauseous and sick.
Got it at Sam's Club. The hearing specialist there was actually very qualified. It was $2400.
Crazy, huh?
It actually has 128 channels and multiple settings depending on where you are at, and is tuned to filter out a lot of noise, and can actually be controlled by an Ap on your cell phone by Bluetooth.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (vcOmj)

231 to know for sure.

Not with Nixon's dick.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (KR90/)

232 >>No, it's cuz Kari Lake says mean things about Wrongway McCain.

A few weeks ago Lake attempted a peace offering with Megan McCain on twitter. McCain's reply was something like No Peace Bitch.

I get the feeling they don't really like each other.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (LkLld)

233 It's understandable why KJP would get so angry about attacks on the imbecile community, her being a longstanding member and all

Posted by: Rbastid at March 05, 2024 06:28 PM (xOfQi)

234 I checked and the top three AZ statewide officials are Dems and throw in a Dem Senator.

Ironic considering the Repubs hold the state legislature. Maybe something hinky is going on.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:23 PM (++4z6)

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Blago is fine with that, it's only conservative Republicans that he objects to.

Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 06:28 PM (unUNN)

235 >>> To ask the question - can a child really give informed consent - is to answer it. No, of course they do not understand. If they did, these cretins would be out of business.

So are they really that stupid to think this is not a big scam?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
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If a child can have informed consent on this a child can have informed consent on anything.
_let's go Pedo

Posted by: Braenyard at March 05, 2024 06:28 PM (P3CLU)

236 Do they give Senile Joe an enema before a major speech so as to empty him out?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 06:29 PM (rWwta)

237 Sundowner will rail against MAGA, hpw the J6 almost stole the country and he won't let DJT try again
SotU will be a show for Marxism
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 06:25 PM (fwDg9)

If he does that, ALL the Republicans should get up and walk out. That is NOT what State of The Union is all about. But since they are gutless and without balls, they will just sit there and look dumb

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2024 06:29 PM (PQ4m2)

238 208 I doubt Joe will flub it.


His eyes will be black pits from all the juice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:21 PM (aD39U)


Beginning Noon Thursday, the medical team will begin blood-doping Joe using blood 'fortified' after being drawn from Joe during his three days at Camp David, giving him adrenochrome injections every hour, and a continuous drip of the "Use Only In Extreme Political Emergency" drug cocktail.

Posted by: Gref at March 05, 2024 06:29 PM (5fDan)

239 A few weeks ago Lake attempted a peace offering with Megan McCain on twitter. McCain's reply was something like No Peace Bitch.

I get the feeling they don't really like each other.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (LkLld)

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Shit stain McCain is the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:29 PM (++4z6)

240 Justice would be KJP having to suck that freak Yanev's ball for an eternity.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 06:30 PM (nio1T)

241 The SOTU address will be a good time for Joe's brain to explode.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 06:30 PM (rWwta)

242 My first set of hearing aids cost about $5000, and that included the initial examination and follow up visits.
Five years later, I got superior hearing aids at Costco for 1750 and that also included exam and follow-up visits.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 05, 2024 06:31 PM (MeG8a)

243 Justice would be KJP having to suck that freak Yanev's ball for an eternity.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 06:30 PM (nio1T)

My chest isn't healed enough to laugh like this...ouch. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 06:31 PM (VwHCD)

244 The SOTU will probably be the shortest in History

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2024 06:31 PM (PQ4m2)

245 "Former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton are quietly re-engaging in the political sphere..."

Right. Re-engaging that which they simply will not disengage.

It's like saying, "I guess I'll start breathing again."

Once again, the gaslighting persists.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 05, 2024 06:31 PM (aXxgO)

246 >>No, it's cuz Kari Lake says mean things about Wrongway McCain.

A few weeks ago Lake attempted a peace offering with Megan McCain on twitter. McCain's reply was something like No Peace Bitch.

I get the feeling they don't really like each other.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (LkLld)

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McCain females are so refined. It's amazing how money makes some people very ugly.

Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 06:32 PM (unUNN)

247 Beginning Noon Thursday, the medical team will begin blood-doping Joe using blood 'fortified' after being drawn from Joe during his three days at Camp David, giving him adrenochrome injections every hour, and a continuous drip of the "Use Only In Extreme Political Emergency" drug cocktail.
Posted by: Gref at March 05, 2024 06:29 PM (5fDan)
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The scary thing is that this probably is NOT much of an exaggeration.

They will have to pull out all the stops to make their puppet look like a real boy at the SOTU.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2024 06:32 PM (BpYfr)

248 230 "Real" hearing aids are probably tuneable, like mini-equalizers, so that offending noises/frequencies can be reduced and vocal increased.
Posted by: JQ

Yes. I just got ONE in my left ear, as I was almost deaf in my left ear, and had tinnitus in my left ear, which was actually making me nauseous and sick.
Got it at Sam's Club. The hearing specialist there was actually very qualified. It was $2400.
Crazy, huh?
It actually has 128 channels and multiple settings depending on where you are at, and is tuned to filter out a lot of noise, and can actually be controlled by an Ap on your cell phone by Bluetooth.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (vcOmj)

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The downside is that you can't make adjustments yourself. The Audiologist can set up different programs (for different situations) that you can switch between, but if you wanted to get in and tweak things yourself, you're out of luck (though I suppose that may be a good thing).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 05, 2024 06:32 PM (F4bAW)

249 Not good enough. They need to fire the motherfuckers who hired that sick fuck in the first place.

Posted by: Depravity is a resume builder I guess

Absolutely. Who TF hires a social media person and DOESN'T do at least a cursory check of their media account(s) ??

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 05, 2024 06:32 PM (JkCto)

250 The SOTU address will be a good time for Joe's brain to explode.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 06:30 PM (rWwta)

Scanners!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 06:32 PM (VwHCD)

251 Ironic considering the Repubs hold the state legislature. Maybe something hinky is going on.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Since they instituted state-wide mail in voting, there have been NO Republicans elected to state-wide office in Oregon.
A lot of things like that make you just say,..."Hmmmm".

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 05, 2024 06:33 PM (vcOmj)

252 > The SOTU address will be a good time for Joe's brain to explode.
__________

I'm hoping for a visceral "eye bleed II" episode followed by gibberish, nakedness and convulsions.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2024 06:33 PM (Q4IgG)

253 The SOTU will probably be the shortest in History
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2024 06:31 PM (PQ4m2)
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It's probably just as well I'm not POTUS. I'd be tempted to send Congress a square postcard with a thumbs up stamped on it. Or is it a thumbs down?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2024 06:33 PM (BpYfr)

254 229 New York Post
@nypost
MSNBC staffers scatter after bed bugs found at Manhattan HQ ahead of Super Tuesday coverage: ‘They’re scrambling

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Damn that Trump!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 06:27 PM (FVME7)

Eeew. Those poor bedbugs

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 05, 2024 06:33 PM (z+89e)

255 I checked and the top three AZ statewide officials are Dems and throw in a Dem Senator.

Ironic considering the Repubs hold the state legislature. Maybe something hinky is going on.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:23 PM (++4z6)


They ran in state-wide elections that can be 'fortified' by the Maricopa County vote counters. Non-state-wide State senator and representative elections are more difficult to rig big-time.

Posted by: Gref at March 05, 2024 06:34 PM (5fDan)

256 The Biden can shoot blood out of its eyes when it feels threatened.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:34 PM (aD39U)

257 56
He brought a hockey stick to a basketball game.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 05:48 PM (FVME7)
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Did he remember the tees to put the puck on?

Posted by: Ciampino - for the slapshot at March 05, 2024 06:34 PM (qfLjt)

258
I would have agreed on Joey not f'ing up the SOTU speech a few weeks ago, now I'm not sure.

I don't think he has any speech writers that can produce anything but a 15 minutes of hate diatribe, where a gentle, conciliatory address would serve him so much better at this point.

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2024 06:35 PM (j4U/Z)

259 My first set of hearing aids cost about $5000, and that included the initial examination and follow up visits.
Five years later, I got superior hearing aids at Costco for 1750 and that also included exam and follow-up visits.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 05, 2024 06:31 PM


I am on my third set of hearing aides from the VA. All they do for me is amplify background noise and I am continuously ripping them out of my ears. I am taking the latest pair back to the VA on the 15th and turning them in and then I am going to the local hearing aid place the next day.


Even though I have a 10% rating on hearing loss from the VA and I get my hearing aides free from them, I am willing to pay for hearing aides that will work for me. Being almost deaf sucks.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 05, 2024 06:35 PM (QNSds)

260 The elites don't gossip to us cavepersons.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 05, 2024 06:36 PM (J8LnB)

261 Ironic considering the Repubs hold the state legislature. Maybe something hinky is going on.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:23 PM (++4z6)


The uniparty is not confined to DC.

Take as an example Texas. The GOP holds both the House and the Senate. The House impeached the most effective AG we've had in... pretty much ever.

They're all lying liars who lie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 05, 2024 06:36 PM (1Z8zZ)

262 What in the fuck is she wearing? Looks like a shirt John Travolta would have worn in Saturday Night fever.

Posted by: Montec at March 05, 2024 06:36 PM (YofvK)

263 Chest...Healed ... ???

You OK Bers?

Finally get those old implants changed out for Saline?

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2024 06:37 PM (PZUsI)

264 I can't recall a single instance of Trump using pre prepared not cards to address the press. There may be some instances out there, but I can't remember him ever using notes. I mean the press would have been on him like a 1,000 pound bomb if he did and I would have remember that.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Ronald Reagan used to use them all the time (well, before he died, of course). He was very good at public speaking, and used them to stay on topic, and have facts and "factoids" at his fingertips.
Joe uses them because he can't remember shit, what we politely call "CRS".

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 05, 2024 06:37 PM (vcOmj)

265 Yes, KJP, Biden's doing a bang-up job for "the American People" and not, absolutely not, for his Family. Yep. Successful like a heart attack. Good job, Dummy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 05, 2024 06:37 PM (aXxgO)

266 Headline at CNBC:

Biden wins Iowa Democratic caucuses, NBC News projects

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2024 06:37 PM (PQ4m2)

267 If Joke can't pull.off the STOU he's a dead man walking

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2024 06:38 PM (nio1T)

268 I'd enjoy seeing Biden do a McTurtle and just zone out for a minute or so.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 06:38 PM (Wnv9h)

269 221 Sundowner will rail against MAGA, hpw the J6 almost stole the country and he won't let DJT try again
SotU will be a show for Marxism
Posted by: Skip

He will overload and skizz out.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 05, 2024 06:38 PM (JkCto)

270 @nypost
MSNBC staffers scatter after bed bugs found at Manhattan HQ ahead of Super Tuesday coverage: ‘They’re scrambling

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this is no way to talk about your management!

Posted by: runner at March 05, 2024 06:38 PM (V13WU)

271 The Biden can shoot blood out of its eyes when it feels threatened.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 06:34 PM (aD39U)
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Do not provoke The Biden with bad polls.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 06:38 PM (krQz2)

272 She reminded me to buy some blonde brownies.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 05, 2024 06:38 PM (J8LnB)

273 Headline at CNBC:

Biden wins Iowa Democratic caucuses, NBC News projects

LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2024 06:37 PM

I did nazi that coming.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 06:38 PM (Wnv9h)

274 Since they instituted state-wide mail in voting, there have been NO Republicans elected to state-wide office in Oregon.
A lot of things like that make you just say,..."Hmmmm".
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 05, 2024 06:33 PM (vcOmj)

Same with Washington.

Posted by: Montec at March 05, 2024 06:39 PM (YofvK)

275 I wanna see Biden trip and face plant at the SOTU. Now that would be funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2024 06:39 PM (LkLld)

276 Chest...Healed ... ???

You OK Bers?

Finally get those old implants changed out for Saline?

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2024 06:37 PM (PZUsI)

I had a fucking quad bypass. I feel like I went to battle against a viking.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 06:39 PM (VwHCD)

277 What's the over/under on Johnson ripping up Biden's speech?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 06:39 PM (++4z6)

278 Why would Mooch throw in to be Puppet Leader?
Because the Democrats will get smoked if they don't come up with someone who is a name and backed by the entire Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

279 Down Goes Big Mike!

Down Goes Big Mike!

Down Goes Big Mike!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 05, 2024 06:40 PM (R/m4+)

280 Beginning Noon Thursday, the medical team will begin blood-doping Joe using blood 'fortified' after being drawn from Joe during his three days at Camp David, giving him adrenochrome injections every hour, and a continuous drip of the "Use Only In Extreme Political Emergency" drug cocktail.
Posted by: Gref at March 05, 2024 06:29 PM (5fDan)

Dolt! You BATHE in the Blood...

Posted by: Elizabeth Bathory at March 05, 2024 06:41 PM (xaFKb)

281 Is he saying ‘I pissed on my tie.’?

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2024 06:41 PM (o2ZRX)

282 I had a fucking quad bypass. I feel like I went to battle against a viking.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 06:39 PM (

Damn, brother. I remember when the RMBS Dad had a triple. May you heal quickly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 06:41 PM (Wnv9h)

283 >>>> Take as an example Texas. The GOP holds both the House and the Senate. The House impeached the most effective AG we've had in... pretty much ever.

They're all lying liars who lie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Dade Phelan and the magnificent 10.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 05, 2024 06:41 PM (P3CLU)

284 >>I had a fucking quad bypass. I feel like I went to battle against a viking


God damn!

Glad that you are here to tell us about it.

Heal up and I will lay off the Poison jokes until you tell me you are ready for them, again.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2024 06:41 PM (PZUsI)

285 Joy Behar Suggests Melania Will “Dump” Trump if He Loses Election – “She Must Be Sicker of Him Than We Are”

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Joy is a super genius!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 06:41 PM (FVME7)

286 > What's the over/under on Johnson ripping up Biden's speech?

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He should just lay back a field strip an AR-15. In front of Harris.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2024 06:41 PM (Q4IgG)

287 Mooch maybe knows she can't win and doesn’t want to suffer the embarrassment of losing.

Posted by: Montec at March 05, 2024 06:41 PM (YofvK)

288 Down Goes Big Mike!

Down Goes Big Mike!

Down Goes Big Mike!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 05, 2024 06:40 PM

Ewwwwww.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 06:42 PM (Wnv9h)

289 What's the over/under on Johnson ripping up Biden's speech?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

I don't think Johnson would do such a thing, but if Biden starts going on some anti-MAGA rant, etc., about Republicans, I would get up and walk out if I was a seated Republican Congressman or Senator. Or stand up and turn your back on him.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 05, 2024 06:42 PM (vcOmj)

290 You don’t hear much about the Obama spawns these days. I’m sure they will be groomed for “public service” soon enough.

Posted by: Montec at March 05, 2024 06:43 PM (YofvK)

291 >>Mooch maybe knows she can't win and doesn’t want to suffer the embarrassment of losing.


Worse.
She knows her Brand relies on her being hidden from the public.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2024 06:44 PM (PZUsI)

292 Trump aligned Republicans should absolutely stand up and walk out. Pure and simple. This fake shit foisted on us by the UniParty needs to end.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at March 05, 2024 06:44 PM (6zjv5)

293 Nood. Vote for me!

Posted by: Zombie Pat Paulsen at March 05, 2024 06:44 PM (PiwSw)

294 I don't think Johnson would do such a thing, but if Biden starts going on some anti-MAGA rant, etc., about Republicans, I would get up and walk out if I was a seated Republican Congressman or Senator. Or stand up and turn your back on him.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 05, 2024 06:42 PM (vcOmj)

Give him the finger, then moon him with a full pull.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2024 06:44 PM (VwHCD)

295 Le NOOD



It be here!!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 06:45 PM (a1415)

296 > You don’t hear much about the Obama spawns these days. I’m sure they will be groomed for “public service” soon enough.
_______________

I thought I saw a post about one of them ditching the "Obama" name. Maybe taking on some sort of transgender name. "Chance" or "Bountswama"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 05, 2024 06:47 PM (Q4IgG)

297 You know that SOTU thing where they introduce the President and he works his way down the aisle, shaking hands with everybody and talking to everybody?

I think it would be funny if Joe were mic'ed up and we could listen in

would be some outstanding gibberish


but seriously, I hope he fucks it up
fall over, maybe lose his place on the teleprompter and just squint and mumble til they drag him away

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 06:48 PM (oCjPU)

298 The Clintons, on the other hand, are returning to politics.

Huh... I guess all that #MeToo stuff was not sincere or serious. Who knew?

Posted by: Half Dozen at March 05, 2024 06:48 PM (eHovo)

299 Straight down the middle.

Seattle Colleges Claims Event Calling Trump a "Threat to Democracy" Is Non Partisan

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 05, 2024 06:48 PM (FVME7)

300 If someone wants to make his/her feelings known to the voters as far as a presidential campaign is concerned, a Shermanesque statement is required.

"I will not accept if nominated; if elected, I will not serve."

Anything less definitive should be taken with a grain of salt, especially with that bunch. No pol in this day and age wants to "run". A coronation, well ... maybe.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2024 06:49 PM (rj6Yv)

301 JUST IN: Doritos *fires* transgender activist Samantha Hudson just two days after hiring them, claims they were unaware that Hudson likes s*xually assaulting children.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2024 06:52 PM (qRe8u)

302 301 JUST IN: Doritos *fires* transgender activist Samantha Hudson just two days after hiring them, claims they were unaware that Hudson likes s*xually assaulting children.

Which "they"? One "they" was very aware that they likes assaulting children. The other "they" should have known, but didn't bother to look it up.

Posted by: Half Dozen at March 05, 2024 06:55 PM (eHovo)

303 I’d bet top dollar Big Mitch could descale a 100lbs catfish with that tongue.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 05, 2024 06:56 PM (sqCrJ)

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