Doggie Zoom Meeting Cafe

Venice
by Ken4Photo

The Recycler.

This boxer is a crooner.

Orca closes on boat at frightening speed.

Sixty-year-old grandma orca merks a great white shark.

i halp

When you worry more about your dog than yourself.

Nice endpoint for a hike.

i made a fren

Neat POV stunt skiing.

Cat playing with his favorite ball.

Lava creeping over snow and black rock.

Lava eating a highway.

POV diving into a crystal clear glacial stream.

Elk squatters.

Antarctic Ice-Bat.

A woman adopts a senior cat whose owner has died, knowing that the cat will otherwise live his final days in the shelter. His adoption puts years back on his life.

Two dog best friends reconnect over FaceTime. 😜 pic.twitter.com/6FHnwkXxwL
— Epoch Animal Lovers (@EP_AnimalLovers) March 7, 2024

The gentlest crime you’ll ever seepic.twitter.com/5K2mkV8tvj
— Epoch Animal Lovers (@EP_AnimalLovers) March 7, 2024

Meeting the new member of the family.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/Ge2ausHjXG
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 6, 2024

Corgi dogs race..🐕💨😅 pic.twitter.com/dybLMVVitC
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 7, 2024

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1 1st

Posted by: GF at March 07, 2024 07:09 PM (aJxr8)

2 Wake up, Joey! Time for your cocktail!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2024 07:12 PM (u73oe)

3 Oh boy.

ADM Josh Painter knows the deal on a U.S. Navy port in Gaza.

Posted by: blaster at March 07, 2024 07:13 PM (IFNME)

4 St!?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 07, 2024 07:14 PM (YRsIm)

5 Cafe!!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:14 PM (NUtkz)

6 Thank goodness...

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 07:15 PM (V13WU)

7 Im impressed that Joe's medical team, i mean staff, can still find a good vein

Posted by: LASue at March 07, 2024 07:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

8 I can't bring myself to watch the SOTU so I'm depending on you guys to tell me if he faceplants.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 07:16 PM (QExSK)

9 Am I the only one that thinks the reflection in the Venice pic is all wrong?

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 07:16 PM (iziT8)

10 Haha! The elderly cat.
"I'll die soon, adopt me! You won't be stuck with a cat for years!"

"Suck-AHHH!"

Posted by: LenNeal at March 07, 2024 07:16 PM (9yXr+)

11 Going to uncorked a bottle of Trump cabarnet for the evenings events.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:16 PM (NUtkz)

12 The street lamp in wroclaw , poland

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Cree pee

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 07:16 PM (krQz2)

13 Cafe!!
Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:14 PM

Pours a glass of Pinot through the USB for Ben.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 07, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

14 Being followed by an adorable little penguin..🐧🥰

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awwww! Me like !

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 07:17 PM (V13WU)

15 *waves to bluebell *

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:17 PM (NUtkz)

16 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2024 07:18 PM (1Yy3c)

17 Corgi dogs race.
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Seemed like one dog knew what he was there to do.

Posted by: Axeman at March 07, 2024 07:19 PM (krQz2)

18 Duncanthrax, much appreciated.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:19 PM (NUtkz)

19 Entertainer Steve Lawrence has died at 88.

Eydie Gormé died a few years ago at age 84, BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 07:19 PM (2yu8s)

20 Dawes has got to be the worst goalie in the league and he starts again.

Posted by: Jamaica at March 07, 2024 07:19 PM (IG7T0)

21 Hi Ben Had! I had lunch with Weasel today and now I'm not sure if you got my reply to your email back in early February. I hope you did.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 07:20 PM (QExSK)

22 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 07:20 PM (fwDg9)

23 Haha! The elderly cat.
"I'll die soon, adopt me! You won't be stuck with a cat for years!"
"Suck-AHHH!"
Posted by: LenNeal'

Not only that, but when I kick the bucket finally after far too long, you're now used to having a cat and now you have all this useless shit, so you either get rid of it or...

get another cat.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 07, 2024 07:21 PM (9yXr+)

24 Just heard Sidney Liebowitz has passed.

He was great in The Blues Brothers as Maury Sline.

"What are you guys gonna do? The same act? You wear the same verkakte suits? You'll scare people!"

RIP.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2024 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

25 Everyone would be pleased as punch to have a happy penguin following them, but would recoil in horror if a bat was chasing them down. Bats will nest in expensive lady's hairstyles, you know.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at March 07, 2024 07:21 PM (V5BDR)

26 Yet again Big Penguin infiltrates the Café using the disguise of the universally-beloved bat.

There is no depth of depravity they won't plumb. Like rust and the evil they espouse, Big Penguin never sleeps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 07, 2024 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)

27 Antarctic Ice-Bat was much esteemed by the Romans at their sumptuous entertainments. Their flesh is thought tolerably good food, and the tongue was looked upon by the ancients as among the most delicate of all eatables. Many who have tried it, consider the flesh extremely rich, much like that of the wild duck, but with a strong fishy taste. The tongue is certainly delicate, but scarcely worthy the high encomiums bestowed on it by the ancients.

Posted by: Antarctic Ice-Bat Facts at March 07, 2024 07:21 PM (vFG9F)

28 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 07, 2024 07:22 PM (OX9vb)

29 bluebell, I did. Weasel has been pretty preoccupied. I talked to him before I sent the email!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:22 PM (NUtkz)

30 Antarctic Ice-Bat Facts

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This is not in wikipedia!

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 07:23 PM (V13WU)

31 The french fry thief is killing me.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 07:23 PM (iziT8)

32 Kitty of all sizes love to play

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

33 bluebell, I did. Weasel has been pretty preoccupied. I talked to him before I sent the email!
Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:22 PM (NUtkz)
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Ha! Oh good, I feel much better. Yes, he has been swamped I know, but he has finally come up for air.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 07:24 PM (QExSK)

34 Roni Stoneman, Steve Lawrence, RIP, who will be the third musician of the day?

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at March 07, 2024 07:24 PM (V5BDR)

35 I watch those 'cube' videos all the time and see people paddle-boarding with orcas around and ohh-ing and ahh-ing.
Man that's like rollerblading through a wolfpack.
What is wrong with those people.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 07, 2024 07:25 PM (9yXr+)

36 I like the tiger with his red floaty ball.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 07, 2024 07:26 PM (mw/zr)

37 Is that Blofeld doing the stunt skiing??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 07:26 PM (2yu8s)

38 bluebell, MoMe dates in the offting?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:26 PM (NUtkz)

39 >Am I the only one that thinks the reflection in the Venice pic is all wrong?

Posted by: eleven

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no, I don't believe that photo either

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 07:26 PM (oCjPU)

40 Magical shot of Venice.

Posted by: Paco at March 07, 2024 07:27 PM (njExo)

41 bluebell, MoMe dates in the offting?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:26 PM (NUtkz)
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Perhaps . . . 👀

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 07:27 PM (QExSK)

42 🐅 An uninterrupted minute of Maruay with his beloved ball. The blissful look on his face is priceless. 💚 Just 18 or so months ago, rescued tiger Maruay only knew a concrete floor and a small cage. Isn't it incredible the life-changing difference your kindness makes to wildlife? Thank you again to WFFT friend, Jeanette, who donated this toy and many more.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 07:27 PM (2yu8s)

43 Venusians>Venetians

Posted by: Space Oddity at March 07, 2024 07:29 PM (V5BDR)

44 bluebell, MoMe dates in the offting?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:26 PM (NUtkz)
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Perhaps . . . 👀
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 07:27 PM

May we assume that previous successful NoVaMoMe model of Weasel doing the vast bulk of the work, and bluebell providing Executive Leadership and Direction will be continued?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 07, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

45 ‘How’re they gonna talk to the adopted baby? They can’t speak Korean?’
- Roni Stoneman ironing clothes

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2024 07:31 PM (NxC5+)

46 Dang, who let the elks out again?

Posted by: Paco at March 07, 2024 07:32 PM (njExo)

47 You don't tell who stole it I won't

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

48 A road has already been built over the lava that blocked the highway in Iceland

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2024 07:33 PM (Rfh4o)

49 *waves to kallisto*

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:34 PM (NUtkz)

50 I hate seeing animals in cages, particularly big animals. I go along with open areas where humans are the ones behind wire, as zoos do help with breeding rare species.

Posted by: Ciampino - who is going to feed the tiger? at March 07, 2024 07:34 PM (qfLjt)

51 " Im impressed that Joe's medical team, i mean staff, can still find a good vein "

Ports.

They're not just for chemo.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2024 07:34 PM (a1415)

52 Anyone watching tonight or just hanging here? I have to admit, I don’t have the stomach to watch that cretin speak.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2024 07:34 PM (u73oe)

53 Bats will nest in expensive lady's hairstyles, you know.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at March 07, 2024 07:21 PM (V5BDR)

*Gasp! This is a slanderous lie!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 07, 2024 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

54 No llamas have graced the screens of this blog for a long while. Sad.

Posted by: Carl Wheezer of Jimmy Neutron fame at March 07, 2024 07:35 PM (qfLjt)

55 Have you ever considered if Vulcans have stand-up comics?

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 07:35 PM (iziT8)

56 If I may post something from Instapundit.

https://instapundit.com/635527/

"I RAISED THE INSTA-DAUGHTER WELL: She was just telling me how she made homemade mayo with avocado oil, but then added bacon grease at the end for flavor. Genius. Like homemade Baconnaise, but better than the storebought version. Which isn’t bad."

I can feel my arteries clogging just reading that.

Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2024 07:35 PM (1Yy3c)

57 52 Anyone watching tonight or just hanging here? I have to admit, I don’t have the stomach to watch that cretin speak.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2024 07:34 PM (u73oe)

I never watch..the play by play here usually is hilarious

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 07, 2024 07:36 PM (/6GbT)

58 Are there still palaces for sale in Venice? I might want to set myself up as the Doge someday.

Posted by: Paco at March 07, 2024 07:36 PM (njExo)

59 My mistake. Roni Stoneman passed on last month Feb. 22.

Posted by: Goodbury and Graves, Ltd. at March 07, 2024 07:36 PM (V5BDR)

60 May we assume that previous successful NoVaMoMe model of Weasel doing the vast bulk of the work, and bluebell providing Executive Leadership and Direction will be continued?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 07, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)
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I wouldn't have it any other way!

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 07:37 PM (QExSK)

61 Have you ever considered if Vulcans have stand-up comics?
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 07:35 PM (iziT

Vulcan humor is, I'm told, a little dry.

Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2024 07:37 PM (1Yy3c)

62 who will be the third musician of the day?

Does Biden whistle?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 07, 2024 07:37 PM (f1uyw)

63 52 Anyone watching tonight or just hanging here? I have to admit, I don’t have the stomach to watch that cretin speak.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2024 07:34 PM (u73oe)

I have to be up extra early tomorrow, so I better be in bed around time it starts. I'm sure I won't be able to resist the horde's play-by-play, though.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 07, 2024 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

64 Hi Ben Had, long time no see!

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2024 07:37 PM (Rfh4o)

65 Laken Riley's Parents Reject Invite to Biden's State of the Union

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 07, 2024 07:38 PM (qRe8u)

66 Red panda found alongside 86 other animals in luggage at Thai airport

https://tinyurl.com/f5x85vra

Posted by: Ciampino - how they hoped to achieve that? at March 07, 2024 07:38 PM (qfLjt)

67 Nice! JD Vance boycotting the SOTU...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 07:39 PM (xaFKb)

68 May we assume that previous successful NoVaMoMe model of Weasel doing the vast bulk of the work, and bluebell providing Executive Leadership and Direction will be continued?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 07, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

Does "executive leadership" translate to "looks pretty"?

Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2024 07:39 PM (1Yy3c)

69 "Bats will nest in expensive lady's hairstyles, you know.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front"

Penguins will nest under the hood of your car and eat the wiring.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 07, 2024 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

70 A logical thing happened to me on the way to the market.

I arrived there.

Please remember to tip your Orion slave-girl waitress.

Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 07, 2024 07:39 PM (2yu8s)

71 Currently making BLTs for dinner. Baconnaise would be next level. Dukes will have to do.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2024 07:39 PM (u73oe)

72 Joe has a control room team that looks and performs like the Westworld crew. So that nothing can possibly go wrong . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 07:39 PM (4I/2K)

73 66 Red panda found alongside 86 other animals in luggage at Thai airport

https://tinyurl.com/f5x85vra
Posted by: Ciampino - how they hoped to achieve that? at March 07, 2024 07:38 PM (qfLjt)

Musta been Thai'd up?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 07:39 PM (xaFKb)

74 Anyone watching tonight or just hanging here? I have to admit, I don’t have the stomach to watch that cretin speak.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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I'd only watch to see whether DOCTOR Jill is wearing the dining room drapes or the couch upholstery, and whether she'll accessorize with fishnets. But since I have no booze in the house due to poor planning, I'll skip it and follow along here.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 07:40 PM (1eY81)

75 Penguins will nest under the hood of your car and eat the wiring.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 07, 2024 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

you misspelled BATS!

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 07:40 PM (V13WU)

76 I want to see at least some, suppose clips will be around tomorrow. I will find a transcript but worry it won't be word for word or gibberish to gibberish rather.

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

77 8 Are there still palaces for sale in Venice? I might want to set myself up as the Doge someday.

I'd prefer being a Florentine Pogen, myself.

Posted by: Napoleon Murphy Brock at March 07, 2024 07:41 PM (V5BDR)

78 When an elderly neighbor passed, her wishes were that her pampered long haired calico lap cat named Daly Ashley be put down as well, as nobody would be able to take care of her.

Lapheld in a retirement home, and hand fed food all her life, Lady Ashley was pampered, healthy and very out of shape and overweight. But, she was overall healthy, and no vet would put her down.

So we said that she could stay with us and our other cats while the family looked for a home for her. That's the words we said, but the words they heard were 'VIA and Mrs VIA are taking her'

The very first day she shit outside in our flowerbed was a day she was so happy.

She lived another ten years with us before she finally passed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2024 07:41 PM (a1415)

79 Anyone watching tonight or just hanging here?

I figure if anything important happens, y'all will let me know.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 07:41 PM (sNc8Y)

80 Red panda found alongside 86 other animals in luggage at Thai airport
https://tinyurl.com/f5x85vra
Posted by: Ciampino
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Musta been Thai'd up?
Posted by: Romeo13

I'm surprised Master Shifu didn't just kick everyone's ass and have Thai food for dinner.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 07, 2024 07:41 PM (EV22Q)

81 This >

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Add this to the list of "what Nikki Haley should have done differently:" Haley never gave a single interview to any MSNBC host, despite the obvious overlap between MSNBC viewers and her voters.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 07:42 PM (FVME7)

82 Capitals 1 Pens with a goose egg and 4 minutes left in the first frame.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 07, 2024 07:42 PM (YRsIm)

83 "The street lamp in wroclaw , poland"

That's the one that has a permit you can get to hang politicians from, right?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 07, 2024 07:42 PM (ou9hh)

84 Why did Spock cross the road?

Posted by: Vulcan Standup Comic at March 07, 2024 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

85 To get to the other side of course. It's only logical.

Posted by: Vulcan Standup Comic at March 07, 2024 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

86 bluebell, MoMe dates in the offting?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:26 PM

You planning on coming to NoVa this year?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 07, 2024 07:44 PM (Wnv9h)

87 >Anyone watching tonight or just hanging here?
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I'll try to watch- I think it's important to see the horror with my own eyes, so I can have a good idea how screwed we are

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 07:44 PM (oCjPU)

88 I committed an act of subversive pettiness yesterday. I put the local dead tree rag on coworker’s desk , it had front page pic of Trump victorious after SCOTUS decision. She is confirmed MSNBC bot.

Posted by: kallisto at March 07, 2024 07:44 PM (xLfbU)

89 Are there still palaces for sale in Venice? I might want to set myself up as the Doge someday.
I'd prefer being a Florentine Pogen, myself.
Posted by: Napoleon Murphy Brock

My plan is to be the skeeriest booger in the Kisatchee Forest

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 07, 2024 07:44 PM (EV22Q)

90 Would have thought the lava hitting snow would send up steam like when lava goes into a ocean. Guess the snow is just buried where as the ocean is a force equal

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

91 Anyone watching tonight or just hanging here?

I'd rather be disemboweled with a tent peg than watch that guy.

Posted by: Paco at March 07, 2024 07:45 PM (njExo)

92 Anyone watching tonight or just hanging here?

Nope. Got a couple of TVs in my work area. One has a hockey game (NJ 2/STL 0), the other is on CoziTV. No desire to watch a demented, vile, scumbag, scream at half the country.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 07:45 PM (W3T6M)

93 Laken Riley's Parents Reject Invite to Biden's State of the Union
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I'm actually shocked they didn't invite her murderer.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2024 07:45 PM (1eY81)

94 I want to see if they put up Dark Brandon.

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

95 What does a Vulcan do after eating beans?

Pon-fart!

I'll be here all night. Try the veal!

Posted by: Vulcan Standup Comic at March 07, 2024 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

96 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
🚨 #BREAKING: Biden's NTSB Chair has just admitted to in a Senate hearing today the "controlled explosion" of the train in East Palestine, Ohio was UNNECESSARY
She says the chemical tank cars had already cooled and stabilized, meaning there was NO risk of an "uncontrolled explosion"
The explosion severely contaminated the waterways and showered the town with toxic materials—much of which is could potentially lead to widespread & long term health issues for residents

-
Our government is looking out for us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 07:46 PM (FVME7)

97 Why did Spock cross the road?
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Because he is bipedal.

Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 07, 2024 07:47 PM (2yu8s)

98 The tiger hugging his ball was cute. Well about as cute as a full grown tiger ever gets.

Posted by: Tuna at March 07, 2024 07:48 PM (oaGWv)

99 What does a Vulcan do after eating beans?

Pon-fart!

I'll be here all night. Try the veal!
Posted by: Vulcan Standup Comic at March 07, 2024 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

Okay, that was a good one.

Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2024 07:48 PM (1Yy3c)

100 Anyone watching tonight or just hanging here?

I'd rather be disemboweled with a tent peg than watch that guy.
Posted by: Paco at March 07, 2024 07:45 PM (njExo)
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There's not enough Val-U-Rite in the world that could make the SOTU palatable...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 07:48 PM (BpYfr)

101 97 Why did Spock cross the road?
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Because he is bipedal.
Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 07, 2024 07:47 PM (2yu8s)

Vulcans ride bicycles?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2024 07:48 PM (xaFKb)

102 "Because he is bipedal.
Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian"

What sex with a bicycle got to do with it?

Posted by: Vulcan Standup Comic at March 07, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

103 Would have thought the lava hitting snow would send up steam like when lava goes into a ocean. Guess the snow is just buried where as the ocean is a force equal
Posted by: Skip
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In the abstract of a paper published in 1984 by A. A. Mills called "Pillow lavas and the Leidenfrost effect" is stated: "This is made possible by the Leidenfrost effect, the phenomenon whereby film boiling replaces the usual nucleated boiling above a certain temperature, thereby forming an insulating sheath of vapour around any sufficiently hot body immersed in a liquid. Only on cooling below a certain temperature (defined as the Nukiyama temperature) will rapid heat exchange occur between water and hot, gas-free lava."

This applies in the situation shown in the video. In easy words, when the water, or the snow in this case, is touched by a superheated surface (the lava) it forms a very thin layer of steam which protects the snow. It would take a bit longer, and a bit of cooling, to start producing plumes (nucleated boiling). Since lava moves fast, it covers the snow before that can happen.

Thank you. I will be here all week.

Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 07, 2024 07:50 PM (2yu8s)

104 get another cat.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 07, 2024 07:21 PM (9yXr+)

All of my cats found me (actually my wife)... right about the time there was a kitteh void in the house.
There is a void now and a pregnent feral Calico in the area. I think she sleeps in my old chicken coop.
I suspect that void will be filled soon.

Posted by: Reforger at March 07, 2024 07:50 PM (DL9cc)

105 I am proud to announce thats the Brattleboro Womins Reproductive Herth Center will be hossting a "We Hate Trump Event" during Presdent Bidum's States of the Uniion Address . We hopes you be comes by and join us for the America Lovinering Events...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 07, 2024 07:50 PM (s+cGt)

106 Uh oh, migraine coming on. It's like being on a star ship and seeing a colorful thing in the distance pulsate and slowly grow larger. Will it self-destruct or engulf my view screen?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 07:50 PM (KAi1n)

107 A Vulcan, a Klingon and a human enter a bar...

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 07:50 PM (q177U)

108 When America was strong, vital, and decent, bipedal people stayed in the closet. Didn't parade their kink everywhere like now.

Posted by: Those Were the Days at March 07, 2024 07:50 PM (V5BDR)

109 Joe has a control room team that looks and performs like the Westworld crew. So that nothing can possibly go wrong . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 07:39 PM (4I/2K)
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Huh. I only watched the first season of HBO's Westworld, but I seem to recall things going horribly, horribly wrong in the season finale...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 07:51 PM (BpYfr)

110 Does "executive leadership" translate to "looks pretty"?
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2024 07:39 PM

bluebell is *always* radiantly pulchritudenous, and makes everyone shiver when they steal a glance.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 07, 2024 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)

111

Roni and Donna

https://youtu.be/BsRgZRjJfts

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

112 Vulcans ride bicycles?
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Only during Pon farr.

Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 07, 2024 07:51 PM (2yu8s)

113 "I'd prefer being a Florentine Pogen, myself.
Posted by: Napoleon Murphy Brock"

Ointment!

Posted by: Chester's gorilla at March 07, 2024 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

114 What sex with a bicycle got to do with it?
Posted by: Vulcan Standup Comic at March 07, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)
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Vulcans ride bicycles?
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Only during Pon farr.
Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 07, 2024 07:51 PM (2yu8s)
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Vulcan comedic horde mind meld.

Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 07, 2024 07:53 PM (2yu8s)

115
Bourbon and grilled teppenaki on the back deck tonight, the wymwyns will drink wine and laugh at the SOTU.

Still working class males here so an early evening.

Cheers to the hoard!

Posted by: Auspex at March 07, 2024 07:53 PM (j4U/Z)

116 Robert

bluebell is beautiful and deadly. What she doesn't kill or torture she leaves to her stalwart husband, he with deep experience in dark matters, to dispose of.

Choose carefully. You will never be seen again. And can I have your truck?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 07, 2024 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

117 What does a Vulcan woman say as she orgasms, I wonder?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 07:54 PM (4I/2K)

118 99 What does a Vulcan do after eating beans?

Pon-fart!
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Well I know I'm dumb and I didn't get that one.

Posted by: Ciampino - He burps, it's only logical at March 07, 2024 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

119 What does a Vulcan woman say as she orgasms, I wonder?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 07:54 PM (4I/2K)

"Fascinating."

Posted by: spindrift at March 07, 2024 07:55 PM (J8VrE)

120 Duncanthrax, your check is in the mail.

Robert, I look like that thing hanging off that streetlight in Poland. I'm popular around Halloween.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 07:55 PM (QExSK)

121 A Vulcan, a Klingon and a human enter a bar...
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And the Klingon kills everyone in the bar before the bartender is able to interact with them.

Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 07, 2024 07:55 PM (2yu8s)

122 >>>Being followed by an adorable little penguin..

Sure! Down an enclosed, fenced-in walkway that led to the water. You went first so it "followed" you.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2024 07:56 PM (klJTj)

123 You didn't laugh, and have dishonored my family. Prepare to die!

Posted by: a Klingon standup comedian at March 07, 2024 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

124 Ah, Salty, a gentleman as always.

Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 07:56 PM (QExSK)

125 Chris Gore offers tip for turning off all woke crap in Microsoft products: Change your country to Saudi Arabia (but change the language to English)

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This is a fantastic idea.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 07, 2024 07:57 PM (k1AR8)

126 117 What does a Vulcan woman say as she orgasms, I wonder?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 07:54 PM (4I/2K)
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That reminds me of the 60s song "Runaway".

Posted by: Ciampino - I like that song at March 07, 2024 07:57 PM (qfLjt)

127
"I'd prefer being a Florentine Pogen, myself.
Posted by: Napoleon Murphy Brock"

Ointment!
Posted by: Chester's gorilla

arf

Posted by: Evelyn at March 07, 2024 07:57 PM (63Dwl)

128
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 07:54 PM (4I/2K)

In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 07:57 PM (V13WU)

129 A Vulcan, a Klingon and a human enter a bar...

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 07:50 PM (q177U)

No, no. It needs to go "A Vulcan, a Klingon and a Jew walk into a bar."

I'm relying on the Horde to fill in the rest.

Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2024 07:57 PM (1Yy3c)

130 What does a Vulcan woman say as she orgasms, I wonder?

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I assume "nanoo nanoo"

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 07, 2024 07:58 PM (k1AR8)

131 "Uh oh, migraine coming on. It's like being on a star ship and seeing a colorful thing in the distance pulsate and slowly grow larger. Will it self-destruct or engulf my view screen?
Posted by: SFGoth"

I get those but without the headache. Just feel tired afterwards.

Posted by: Tuna at March 07, 2024 07:58 PM (oaGWv)

132 And can I have your truck?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 07, 2024 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

*Tosses you the keys*

Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2024 07:59 PM (1Yy3c)

133 I would rather _____________ than watch Joe tonight.

I’ll start. I would rather remove my own scalp with a cheese grater than watch Joe tonight.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2024 07:59 PM (u73oe)

134 {{{ bluebell }}}

Uh ... What is this about a check?

Note the proper hand placement and quick release on that Internet hug, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 07, 2024 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

135 Humans developed vulcanized rubber so that their automobile tires would live long and prosper.

Posted by: Spock, son of Sarek at March 07, 2024 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

136 Our government is looking out for us.

TheBlaze
@theblaze
Rep. Dan Goldman: "We all agree with the First Amendment, but the problem is the First Amendment is not absolute. There are limits. And what this committee has been trying to do is to chill the federal government from monitoring what is going on on social media."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 07, 2024 08:01 PM (FVME7)

137 Robert

Wahoo! Like Clint Eastwood in the climax of GAUNTLET, but without the overlapping fields of fire.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 07, 2024 08:01 PM (u82oZ)

138 "Well I know I'm dumb and I didn't get that one.
Posted by: Ciampino"

It's like a seven year itch, TO THE DEATH.

Posted by: Chester's gorilla at March 07, 2024 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

139
Anyone watching tonight or just hanging here

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I'm gonna try to watch, but I'll have to watch the first 30 minutes at work on my phone. I work with a bunch of lefties who are so passive they might suspect my motives if they see me. Or they might think I'm one of them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at March 07, 2024 08:01 PM (HpJP2)

140 78 When an elderly neighbor passed, her wishes were that her pampered long haired calico lap cat named Daly Ashley be put down as well, as nobody would be able to take care of her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2024 07:41 PM (a1415)

Jeeze, what a bitch.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 07, 2024 08:02 PM (DTX3h)

141 81 This >

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Add this to the list of "what Nikki Haley should have done differently:" Haley never gave a single interview to any MSNBC host, despite the obvious overlap between MSNBC viewers and her voters.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Has Nikki been interviewed by this Sex Machine yet?

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE?si=HZNV523MlBqufdrW

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 08:02 PM (W3T6M)

142 Would a Vulcan sing "The Logical Song"?

https://tinyurl.com/yc7xdzse

Posted by: Ciampino - I like that song too at March 07, 2024 08:03 PM (qfLjt)

143 In the early aughts I adopted some cats. One was a 12-year-old black cat, his owner had to go into a nursing home and the kids didn't want him. I named him Buddy. He was 20 pounds, and he was the most gentle, big loving boy. If I cried, he sat next to me, either leaning in, or petting me with his paw. He died in my arms.

One of the other cats I adopted then was a 9-year-old floof which I named Charlotte. She was white. Neither short hair nor long hair, she was quite the character. She like to sleep on my pillow at night. So I got a pillow for her and placed it next to mine on the bed. After a few days she got the idea, sleeping on her pillow. But...she always had a paw on my pillow.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 08:03 PM (Rbu5d)

144 @theblaze
Rep. Dan Goldman: "We all agree with the First Amendment, but

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Yep. We know. "But."

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 07, 2024 08:03 PM (k1AR8)

145 bluebell @ 8, seconded

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 07, 2024 08:03 PM (PFYt9)

146 Charlotte also died in my arms.

I promise all my furry friends that. I've been able to keep that promise thus far. They have given me so much, it's the least I can do.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 08:04 PM (Rbu5d)

147 you're free to protest so long as it's of the approved type, and you're free to express yourself so long as it meets the Free Speech Expression Guidelines.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 07, 2024 08:05 PM (k1AR8)

148 100 - There's not enough Val-U-Rite in the world that could make the SOTU palatable..."Perfesser" Squirrel

Who's that guy who drunk-blogs these things? The Vodka Pundit? I wonder if this will even be too much for him.

Posted by: Paco at March 07, 2024 08:05 PM (njExo)

149 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE VULCANS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR THEREFORE A VULCAN COMIC WOULD STARVE TO DEATH!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at March 07, 2024 08:05 PM (u73oe)

150 @123, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 07, 2024 08:06 PM (PFYt9)

151

>>This is a fantastic idea.

Perhaps. But it would probably result in the FeralGov trying to recruit you into a terrorist plot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 07, 2024 08:06 PM (XV/Pl)

152 Any canine who would let a fucking deer in his doggie door needs to turn in his carnivore card.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 08:06 PM (EEgXH)

153 When an elderly neighbor passed, her wishes were that her pampered long haired calico lap cat named Daly Ashley be put down as well, as nobody would be able to take care of her.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

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This is such a perfect summary of so many things all at once.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 07, 2024 08:06 PM (k1AR8)

154 Who's that guy who drunk-blogs these things? The Vodka Pundit? I wonder if this will even be too much for him.
Posted by: Paco at March 07, 2024 08:05 PM (njExo)
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Yep. Stephen Green. Vodka Pundit "drunk blogs" these.

He'll be on his third liver by the time it's over.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:07 PM (BpYfr)

155 39 >Am I the only one that thinks the reflection in the Venice pic is all wrong?
Posted by: eleven
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no, I don't believe that photo either
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 07:26 PM (oCjPU)

AI or AI-enhanced.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 08:07 PM (Rbu5d)

156 107 A Vulcan, a Klingon and a human enter a bar...

Posted by: Max Power at March 07, 2024 07:50 PM (q177U)
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Who is carrying the toilet paper?

Posted by: Ciampino - Did Voyager find klingons? at March 07, 2024 08:08 PM (qfLjt)

157 136 Our government is looking out for us.

TheBlaze
@theblaze
Rep. Dan Goldman: "We all agree with the First Amendment, but the problem is the First Amendment is not absolute. There are limits. And what this committee has been trying to do is to chill the federal government from monitoring what is going on on social media."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

BUT, they don't agree with the First Amendment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 08:08 PM (W3T6M)

158
Orca t-boned that shark punk like her was trying to make off with her teacup Yorkie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at March 07, 2024 08:09 PM (HpJP2)

159 "A Vulcan, a Klingon and a Jew walk into a bar."

V: "Do you have any drink that would render me even more sober?"
Bartender: "Sorry, champ."
K: "Obviously, none of your fag Earthling libations are potent enough to affect me in any way, so I'll pass."
Bartender: "It's your funeral, Mac."
J: "Oy vey, I'll go take a shvitz."
Bartender: ?

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at March 07, 2024 08:11 PM (MvF+J)

160 Perhaps. But it would probably result in the FeralGov trying to recruit you into a terrorist plot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

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hahaha

Seriously, I don't want to shoot up a gay bar! I don't care if you'll buy me a Daniel Defense, dude. Please leave me alone!

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 07, 2024 08:11 PM (k1AR8)

161
Any canine who would let a fucking deer in his doggie door needs to turn in his carnivore card.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

That dog in the top link likes carrots.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2024 08:12 PM (63Dwl)

162 146 Charlotte also died in my arms.

I promise all my furry friends that. I've been able to keep that promise thus far. They have given me so much, it's the least I can do.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 08:04 PM (Rbu5d)
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Got a bit dusty here. Thank you for your story.

Posted by: Ciampino - In my old age I'm very affected by dust at March 07, 2024 08:13 PM (qfLjt)

163 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE VULCANS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR THEREFORE A VULCAN COMIC WOULD STARVE TO DEATH!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER

I just flew in from Vulcan and, boy!, is my spaceship efficient!

Take my dilithium crystal! It will fuel your ship.

Posted by: Vulcan Comedian at March 07, 2024 08:14 PM (FVME7)

164 I'd paint a full size airplane with a model hobby brush before watching Slow Joe give a speech.

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2024 08:15 PM (PZvjL)

165 "https://tinyurl.com/yc7xdzse

Posted by: Ciampino - I like that song too"

Nice little Supertramp flashback.

Thank you. I like that song too.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 08:16 PM (iziT8)

166 Truth be told, I'm not into SOTU and public speeches in general regardless of who's doing it. Didn't watch Trump's either, it's just not my thing. Gimme the cliff notes, but really just wake me up when they're actually doing something.

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2024 08:17 PM (PZvjL)

167 I WOULD RATHER PERFORM AN APPENDECTOMY ON MYSELF USING ONLY A SPORK THAN WATCH JOE TONIGHT!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at March 07, 2024 08:17 PM (u73oe)

168 I get those but without the headache. Just feel tired afterwards.
Posted by: Tuna

Same - aura only. No pain, but annoying and draining. Thankfully I've never gotten one while driving.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 08:18 PM (KAi1n)

169 With warmer weather, Mr Trouble has been off doing man-cat things. So he stops by to eat every couple of days and nap in his box. Hasn't wanted pets. It was near freezing this morning. He was there when I got up and went out. Wanted pets for a half hour then came inside. Curled up on the office chair with the sheepskin and slept four hours straight. It's a weird thing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 07, 2024 08:18 PM (yeEu9)

170 I miss Reagan.

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:19 PM (oCjPU)

171 Waiting for the Crowder live stream to start... they're going to start soon, but I don't know what time the Biden "speech" starts.

I'm just hoping for an N word.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 08:19 PM (GtZ7X)

172 "I WOULD RATHER PERFORM AN APPENDECTOMY ON MYSELF USING ONLY A SPORK THAN WATCH JOE TONIGHT!"

I would rather watch SD/HC touch Fani Willis in her no-no-square....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 07, 2024 08:20 PM (a1415)

173 I’ll start. I would rather remove my own scalp with a cheese grater than watch Joe tonight.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I like to watch television …

Posted by: Chauncey Gardener at March 07, 2024 08:20 PM (4Winp)

174 "If I cried, he sat next to me, either leaning in, or petting me with his paw."

Some cats do that! So many people have the wrong idea about cats - or at least lump all cats together.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 08:21 PM (KAi1n)

175 A Xindi insectoid goes into a bar and the bartender, knowing it to be unfamiliar with human practices, charges the Xindi insectoid 2 strips of gold-pressed latinum for a single shot of ethyl alcohol.

Engaging in conversation with the Xindi insectoid, the bartender says, "We don't get many Xindi in here." To which the Xindi insectoid replies, "At these prices, I am not surprised, hewmann."

Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 07, 2024 08:21 PM (2yu8s)

176 CSPAN says Speaker of the House has told Republican caucus to behave tonight

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:21 PM (oCjPU)

177 Is he going to mention this tonight?
Biden to order U.S. military to set up emergency floating PORT off Gaza to help get aid in: Thousands of American troops on ships with armed escorts could be sent to the Mediterranean Sea to build temporary pier

https://mol.im/a/13169935

Posted by: Ciampino - I've never seen America stoop so low at March 07, 2024 08:22 PM (qfLjt)

178 I'm just hoping for an N word.
Posted by: BurtTC

I think the left is so far gone they defend with some stupid cope. "He's just keepin' it real, yo~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2024 08:22 PM (IG4Id)

179 I'm convinced all of the Vulcans traveling with humans were the special education retards of the Vulcan race.

If you can't outwit the treachery of the hairless apes of Earth, your place is rightfully among them.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 08:22 PM (EEgXH)

180 I could watch Joe or hang out at X and see the Prots call the Catholics heretics. I'll probably hang out here. I've started blocking any stupid Lefty that shows up in my feed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 07, 2024 08:22 PM (yeEu9)

181 Take my dilithium crystal! It will fuel your ship.
Posted by: Vulcan Comedian at March 07, 2024 08:14 PM (FVME7)
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SUCK YOU
LEAVE STAGE

Posted by: the horta at March 07, 2024 08:23 PM (2yu8s)

182 the shitheads are all lining up to shake Joe's hand

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:23 PM (oCjPU)

183 A Vulcan, a Klingon and a human enter a bar...

Posted by: Max Power

A Vulcan's favorite band?

Ears for Fears

Posted by: Spock at March 07, 2024 08:24 PM (Cp1vk)

184 I see several very young babies on X that need organ transplants. That seems off to me. And I can't imagine the cost.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 07, 2024 08:24 PM (yeEu9)

185 How to Watch President Biden’s 2024 State of the Union Address

from Whitehouse.gov

They don't give any real instructions.

Posted by: pawn at March 07, 2024 08:24 PM (QB+5g)

186 Lava eating a highway.

Texas drivers would try to drive through it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 08:25 PM (N3GIM)

187 Corgis aka the AtC whisperers.

Posted by: DaveA at March 07, 2024 08:25 PM (FhXTo)

188 If you can't outwit the treachery of the hairless apes of Earth, your place is rightfully among them.
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That is what I enunciated.

Posted by: a vulcan standup comedian at March 07, 2024 08:26 PM (2yu8s)

189 186 Lava eating a highway.

Texas drivers would try to drive through it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

In Pennsylvania, the lava would be swallowed by the potholes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 08:26 PM (W3T6M)

190 I turned on the C-SPAN feed. Looks like the Senators are all gathered together in their chamber ready to be escorted over to the House chamber...

They look like a bunch of grey-haired schoolchildren excited about going to recess.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:26 PM (BpYfr)

191 no wait

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:26 PM (oCjPU)

192 I could watch Joe or hang out at X and see the Prots call the Catholics heretics. I'll probably hang out here. I've started blocking any stupid Lefty that shows up in my feed.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 07, 2024 08:22 PM (yeEu9)

I missed the new holy war, what happened?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 08:26 PM (GtZ7X)

193 I promise all my furry friends that. I've been able to keep that promise thus far. They have given me so much, it's the least I can do.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker

I left the room when it was time for my last dog. I just couldn't bear it. But I regret it to this day and will never leave them alone again.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 07, 2024 08:27 PM (Cp1vk)

194 I don't think there's a group of people I despise more than the Congress Of The United States

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:27 PM (oCjPU)

195 Kallisto!!

Posted by: ... at March 07, 2024 08:27 PM (lX8VI)

196 Why did Spock cross the road?

Posted by: Vulcan Standup Comic

Cause he didn’t have a Star of David handy …

Posted by: Pope Leo 14th at March 07, 2024 08:28 PM (4Winp)

197 How to Watch President Biden’s 2024 State of the Union Address

from Whitehouse.gov

They don't give any real instructions.
Posted by: pawn at March 07, 2024 08:24 PM (QB+5g)

I suggest drinking heavily.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 08:28 PM (c9zag)

198 "Uh oh, migraine coming on. It's like being on a star ship and seeing a colorful thing in the distance pulsate and slowly grow larger. Will it self-destruct or engulf my view screen?

Posted by: SFGoth"

Reduce your chances of migraine: Everyone's different but I try to immediately take an OTC Pepcid AC, a regular Tylenol, a little caffeine, one Alka Seltzer Gold or 1/4 teaspoon baking soda in water and a little something bland to eat. Plus some of my migraine med sometimes. No extraneous pulsating lights.

Posted by: KT at March 07, 2024 08:28 PM (rrtZS)

199 >Looks like the Senators are all gathered together in their chamber ready to be escorted over to the House chamber...

yeah I thought they were lining up to shake Grandpa's withered hand

not so

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:28 PM (oCjPU)

200 I promise all my furry friends that. I've been able to keep that promise thus far. They have given me so much, it's the least I can do.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker

I left the room when it was time for my last dog. I just couldn't bear it. But I regret it to this day and will never leave them alone again.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 07, 2024 08:27 PM (Cp1vk)
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I have yet to go through the trauma of losing a pet. However, I did give them all my word that I would be there at the end. I could not face myself in the mirror if I don't live up to that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:29 PM (BpYfr)

201 Biden still has not left the WH . Was this speech supposed to start at 8 or 9 pm?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:29 PM (/Q2Oa)

202 turned on the C-SPAN feed. Looks like the Senators are all gathered together in their chamber ready to be escorted over to the House chamber...

Just like witches at black masses..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 07, 2024 08:29 PM (c9zag)

203 >>Biden still has not left the WH . Was this speech supposed to start at 8 or 9 pm?

Posted by: Jen the original

supposedly he will start spewing gibberish at 9 eastern

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:30 PM (oCjPU)

204 Biden still has not left the WH . Was this speech supposed to start at 8 or 9 pm?

9 EST was my understanding.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 08:31 PM (sNc8Y)

205 The Senators are leaving their Chamber en route to the House Chamber...led by VP Harris herself...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:32 PM (BpYfr)

206 Don Black

Congress is not even in the top ten for me.
They are a weathervane for others.

No exes?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 07, 2024 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

207 Now I'm binge-ing on Supertramp.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 08:32 PM (iziT8)

208 CSPAN says Speaker of the House has told Republican caucus to behave tonight

That was unnecessary. They always do.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 08:32 PM (V8he0)

209 Dennis Kucinich on Fox. He makes more sense than virtually any Democrat in Congress today.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:32 PM (/Q2Oa)

210 >>>The Senators are leaving their Chamber en route to the House Chamber...led by VP Harris herself...

is that really a good idea

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:32 PM (oCjPU)

211 The Senators are leaving their Chamber en route to the House Chamber...led by VP Harris herself...

Does she have Pelosi's Looney Tunes sized gavel?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 08:33 PM (sNc8Y)

212 >No exes?

Posted by: NaCly Dog

still carrying a torch

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:33 PM (oCjPU)

213 The Senators are leaving their Chamber en route to the House Chamber...led by VP Harris herself...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:32 PM (BpYfr)

Humming "We're Off To See the Wizard" one hopes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 08:34 PM (4I/2K)

214 >>>The Senators are leaving their Chamber en route to the House Chamber...led by VP Harris herself...

is that really a good idea
Posted by: Don Black

They each are holding a ticket number like at a deli.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2024 08:34 PM (cOq4q)

215 177 Is he going to mention this tonight?
Biden to order U.S. military to set up emergency floating PORT off Gaza to help get aid in: Thousands of American troops on ships with armed escorts could be sent to the Mediterranean Sea to build temporary pier
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Dust off the mulberries from WWII

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 08:34 PM (d2Gce)

216 The Senators are leaving their Chamber en route to the House Chamber...led by VP Harris herself...

Does she have Pelosi's Looney Tunes sized gavel?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2024 08:33 PM (sNc8Y)
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No, but Chucky has a shit-eating grin, as usual...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:34 PM (BpYfr)

217 it's a parade of whores pimps and thieves

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:35 PM (oCjPU)

218 Have a great night, everyone.

Going to read a book written by a Moron, and highlighted in the book thread. I am one of the first to get it printed by Amazon. The release date was 2 days ago.

Based on my past dealings with Amazon, they will not allow me to post a review.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 07, 2024 08:35 PM (u82oZ)

219 Joe thinks it a trick to get him to leave and starts barricading himself in.

Posted by: pawn at March 07, 2024 08:35 PM (QB+5g)

220 186 Lava eating a highway.

Texas drivers would try to drive through it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 07, 2024 08:25 PM (N3GIM)
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Remember the movie "Dante's Peak"? They also successfully drove through lava. Also a metal boat dissolved in minutes, in acidic water. I know of no common acid that would do that. Also it would have dissolved their legs. Hollywood.

Posted by: Ciampino - So that's how a lava lamp works? at March 07, 2024 08:35 PM (qfLjt)

221 Any guesses as to how many colors in Jill’s dress tonight?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:35 PM (/Q2Oa)

222 202 turned on the C-SPAN feed. Looks like the Senators are all gathered together in their chamber ready to be escorted over to the House chamber...

Just like witches at black masses..
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Appropriate.

https://youtu.be/bYgpv5clf3Y?si=nx2a9LzOjmWcwCyY

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 08:36 PM (W3T6M)

223 Biden still has not left the WH . Was this speech supposed to start at 8 or 9 pm?

9 EST was my understanding.
Posted by: Oddbob

Make an entrance like Tony Stark!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2024 08:36 PM (cOq4q)

224 184 I see several very young babies on X that need organ transplants. That seems off to me. And I can't imagine the cost.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 07, 2024 08:24 PM (yeEu9)

Myy first thought: the mother was vaxed and boostered...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 08:36 PM (Rbu5d)

225 Dennis Kucinich on Fox. He makes more sense than virtually any Democrat in Congress today.
Posted by: Jen the original

He actually spoke at CPAC recently. He's running for congress as an independent. Bannon had him on the War Room and he kinda made some sense.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 07, 2024 08:37 PM (Cp1vk)

226 I will be mad if he strokes out live and I miss it

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2024 08:37 PM (fwDg9)

227 I really do hate these people

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:37 PM (oCjPU)

228 Dust off the mulberries from WWII

Heh. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 08:37 PM (V8he0)

229 Breaking at DM

BREAKING NEWSPro-Palestinian protesters BLOCK Biden's route to the State of the Union: Demonstrators demanding a ceasefire in Gaza cause chaos just an hour ahead of the president's speech

Posted by: Chester's gorilla at March 07, 2024 08:37 PM (vFG9F)

230 Is there a betting pool for when Biden's drugs wear off? 60 minutes is traditional, but I'd take decent odds on 45 minutes. The decline seems to have accelerated.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 08:38 PM (oBPoz)

231 >>>The Senators are leaving their Chamber en route to the House Chamber...led by VP Harris herself...

is that really a good idea
Posted by: Don Black

A certain scene from Spinal Tap springs to mind . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 08:38 PM (4I/2K)

232 Biden still hasn't left the White House.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 08:38 PM (LkLld)

233 Looks like a sizable contingent of Dem Congresswomen are garbed in white outfits.

Is this now a tradition or something?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:38 PM (BpYfr)

234 193...I left the room when it was time for my last dog. I just couldn't bear it. But I regret it to this day and will never leave them alone again.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 07, 2024 08:27 PM (Cp1vk)

Gosh, sorry! That's a tough regret to have.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 08:38 PM (Rbu5d)

235 >Remember the movie "Dante's Peak"? They also successfully drove through lava.

in a Chevy truck
just sayin'

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:38 PM (oCjPU)

236 >>Any guesses as to how many colors in Jill’s dress tonight?

More than the two colors, yellow and brown, in Joe's shorts.

Posted by: Aviator at March 07, 2024 08:39 PM (HQ9Sl)

237 209 Dennis Kucinich on Fox. He makes more sense than virtually any Democrat in Congress today.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:32 PM (/Q2Oa)

Anyone with more than three brain cells qualifies as based these days. What alternative do they have?

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 08:39 PM (oBPoz)

238 Several hundred fired-up Pro-Palestinian protesters sat in the street to block President Joe Biden's motorcade between the White House and Capitol for his State of the Union address Thursday. A massive Palestinian flag was unfurled on the street with demonstrators sitting and standing around it and others held a banner with the message: 'Biden's legacy is genocide.' The protesters held bullhorns, held 'ceasefire' signs, wore black shirts with messages demanding Biden get tough on Israel and were surrounded by law enforcement officials from all sides.

Posted by: Chester's gorilla at March 07, 2024 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

239 205 The Senators are leaving their Chamber en route to the House Chamber...led by VP Harris herself...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Harris? They'll wind up at the Air & Space Musuem down the street.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 08:39 PM (W3T6M)

240 Does Biden whistle?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

In the right crosswind. If he's not wearing his earpiece.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2024 08:39 PM (DgGvY)

241 Chronicles: 2024 SOTU; This year I had to switch to pretzels because the corn pop hulls were rendering my colon raw, pulpy and oozing with blood.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 08:40 PM (EEgXH)

242 Turtle looking on, not talking to anyone.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:40 PM (/Q2Oa)

243 bluebell, MoMe dates in the offting?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2024 07:26 PM (NUtkz)
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Perhaps . . . 👀
Posted by: bluebell at March 07, 2024 07:27 PM (QExSK)

***

If I am out there, can I get a redhead?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2024 08:40 PM (W/lyH)

244 what's with all the people dressed in white

I think something's up
some sort of 'statement'

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:40 PM (oCjPU)

245 Crowder's started, with his parody of the song, "Creep."

It's almost impossible to watch. Biden is suck a f'n creep.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 07, 2024 08:40 PM (79KZ8)

246 I will never leave a pet to die without me present ever again.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 08:40 PM (KAi1n)

247 232 Biden still hasn't left the White House.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 08:38 PM (LkLld)

Good ice cream deserves whatever time it takes to eat it.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 08:40 PM (oBPoz)

248 9 Am I the only one that thinks the reflection in the Venice pic is all wrong?
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 07:16 PM (iziT

Definitely didn't get the smell right.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at March 07, 2024 08:41 PM (MkuC5)

249 If Biden doesn't get there on time his dosing timetable will be off and things could get interesting.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2024 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

250 217 it's a parade of whores pimps and thieves
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:35 PM (oCjPU)

Didn't Cher have a song about that? ;D

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 07, 2024 08:41 PM (Rbu5d)

251 We'll know the president is nigh when the scent of Diaperene fills the chamber.

Where is the nearest changing station and who is on Depends duty this evening?

Posted by: Welcome to the Shitshow! at March 07, 2024 08:42 PM (V5BDR)

252 If Biden doesn't get there on time his dosing timetable will be off and things could get interesting.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2024 08:41 PM (vFG9F)
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If there's a Hamas-supporting protest preventing him from leaving the WH, things have already gotten quite interesting indeed. When's the last time that's happened to a POTUS?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:42 PM (BpYfr)

253 Why are a bunch of women wearing white outfits.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:42 PM (/Q2Oa)

254 238 Several hundred fired-up Pro-Palestinian protesters sat in the street to block President Joe Biden's motorcade between the White House and Capitol for his State of the Union address Thursday. A massive Palestinian flag was unfurled on the street with demonstrators sitting and standing around it and others held a banner with the message: 'Biden's legacy is genocide.' The protesters held bullhorns, held 'ceasefire' signs, wore black shirts with messages demanding Biden get tough on Israel and were surrounded by law enforcement officials from all sides.
Posted by: Chester's gorilla at March 07, 2024 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

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It's easy to do that stuff when you know there will be no criminal reprecussions and maybe even a payday at the end of it all.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2024 08:42 PM (++4z6)

255 217 it's a parade of whores pimps and thieves
Posted by: Don Black

A Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging.

https://youtu.be/bXTb2dNMurQ?si=5SAPcYMAkcjM7IFW

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2024 08:43 PM (W3T6M)

256 They wore white in 2020 to support women's right cause Trump. Probably a foreshadowing of them running on abortion this year. They have nothing else.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 08:43 PM (LkLld)

257 >>Harris? They'll wind up at the Air & Space Musuem down the street.

Or in a closet getting a BJ.

Posted by: Aviator at March 07, 2024 08:43 PM (HQ9Sl)

258 253 Why are a bunch of women wearing white outfits.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:42 PM (/Q2Oa)

I can think of few questions I less want an answer to.

Short version: some stupid reason.

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 08:43 PM (oBPoz)

259 Why are a bunch of women wearing white outfits.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 07, 2024 08:42 PM (/Q2Oa)

And before Memorial Day too. How tres gauche!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2024 08:44 PM (4I/2K)

260 Biden drops dead. 10 seconds after being sworn in Kamala discovers that Ukrainians are all white. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: not affiliated with the Buffalo Trot Distillery at March 07, 2024 08:44 PM (DX6IT)

261 RFK Jr has breaking news? on Newsmax after the commercial break.

Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2024 08:44 PM (sOete)

262 McConnell looks almost lifelike

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:44 PM (oCjPU)

263 Kamala's informal, unbutton blouse is inviting mancock to enter her personal space so she can fall back on the laws of thermodynamics to regulate her passage of time.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 07, 2024 08:44 PM (EEgXH)

264 >>> Looks like a sizable contingent of Dem Congresswomen are garbed in white outfits.

Is this now a tradition or something?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

It's to symbolize their purity and virtue.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2024 08:44 PM (cOq4q)

265 "Why are a bunch of women wearing white outfits?"

They're still doing that old schtick?

Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2024 08:44 PM (SYTee)

266 Why are a bunch of women wearing white outfits.

Guess we'll have to wait to find out what their latest virtue signal is.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 07, 2024 08:45 PM (V8he0)

267 204 Biden still has not left the WH . Was this speech supposed to start at 8 or 9 pm?

So, is it because of the pro-terrorist protesters blocking the motorcade route, or because the drugs haven't made him semi- coherent yet?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 07, 2024 08:45 PM (OX9vb)

268 NOOD

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at March 07, 2024 08:45 PM (u73oe)

269 Is Stephen Green drunkblogging this? I don't see anything on PJ Media. Dereliction of duty?

Posted by: Splunge at March 07, 2024 08:45 PM (oBPoz)

270 "Why are a bunch of women wearing white outfits?"

They're still doing that old schtick?
Posted by: davidt at March 07, 2024 08:44 PM (SYTee)
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Ya know what those women *should* be wearing?

Flamingo-pink pimp slacks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:46 PM (BpYfr)

271 Something is up. He's about 20 minutes late leaving the White House.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 08:46 PM (LkLld)

272 It's interesting to see the US flag behind the podium, flanked by bronze fasces

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:47 PM (oCjPU)

273 And how about those human beings? Pon-farr every stardate. No wonder they're illogical, am I right?

Posted by: a late-arriving Vulcan stand-up comedian at March 07, 2024 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

274 262 McConnell looks almost lifelike
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They killed his sis- in-law, I wonder if he is worried. Maybe he will have one of those gym accidents like Harry Reid.

Posted by: ET at March 07, 2024 08:47 PM (d2Gce)

275 Let's hope the Palis hold him up for, say, 30 minutes to use up a chunk of the go-go juice they have him on.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 08:48 PM (2yu8s)

276 And here comes the shithead.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 07, 2024 08:48 PM (LkLld)

277 the fossilized Preznit has been shown to the car

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2024 08:48 PM (oCjPU)

278 NOOD
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER

it is funny because he talks in all capital letters anyway

Posted by: e e cummings at March 07, 2024 08:49 PM (DgGvY)

279 I think the white outfits are some kind of Grrrl Power thing.

But what do I know.

Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 08:50 PM (iziT8)

280 Looks like a sizable contingent of Dem Congresswomen are garbed in white outfits.

Is this now a tradition or something?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Supremacy

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (KAi1n)

281 This is not in wikipedia!
Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 07:23 PM (V13WU)

Wikipedia never prints facts that counter The Narrative.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (tkR6S)

282 He lost me in his mumble, but, I think it is that he, RFK Jr will have a rebuttal on his website after the SOTU.
Not so breaking.

Posted by: old chick at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (sOete)

283 Biden to order U.S. military to set up emergency floating PORT off Gaza to help get aid in: Thousands of American troops on ships with armed escorts could be sent to the Mediterranean Sea to build temporary pier

Iran oopsie to blame on Israel, Israeli oopsie to blame on Iran, or just random act by 9th century tribespeople with modern weapons whose imam told them to do it. Yeah, wonder why there's such a recruitment problem...

Posted by: Azjaeger at March 07, 2024 08:51 PM (3/XaG)

284 Kyle Becker @kylenabecker 44m
JUST IN: Radical left-wing protesters block Joe Biden's motorcade on his way to the #StateoftheUnion.

We are told this is "disruption of an official proceeding." Thus, it is literally an "insurrection."

Why aren't they being sent to the J6 gulags? 🤔

https://tinyurl.com/ypjkh8xy
1:44 minutes; Shouting some commie shit too.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 07, 2024 08:55 PM (2yu8s)

285 Have you ever considered if Vulcans have stand-up comics?
Posted by: eleven at March 07, 2024 07:35 PM (iziT

Was Shelly Berman a stand-up comic, or did he always use a stool?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 08:55 PM (tkR6S)

286 Maybe the workaround is that "it's too dangerous what with the protesters unrest for Brandon to be out in public, so here's a tape of his speech instead"

Posted by: Azjaeger at March 07, 2024 08:56 PM (3/XaG)

287 Looks like a sizable contingent of Dem Congresswomen are garbed in white outfits.

Is this now a tradition or something?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2024 08:38 PM (BpYfr)

Pointy hoods, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2024 09:12 PM (tkR6S)

288 ..I want to thank President Kamala who is here tonight ...

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2024 09:22 PM (V13WU)

289 Yea Finland really gonna stop the commies

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