<i><font color="red">Biden Secretly Flew In 320,000+ "Inadmissible" Aliens Into the Heartland... in 2023 *ALONE*</i></font>

Biden Secretly Flew In 320,000+ "Inadmissible" Aliens Into the Heartland... in 2023 ALONE

I mean: Yes, it is Mitch McConnell's and the Gang of Corporate Gimps' fault, too.

But they are just going along with the policies of their allies, the Democrat Party.

Efforts by open-border Democrats to blame the growing big-city migrant crisis on Texas and its program of busing illegal immigrants north are being upstaged by a new investigation showing that President Joe Biden has secretly flown hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants from Latin American airports to 43 U.S. cities.
The unusual program, kept from the public, involved at least 320,000 illegal immigrants the administration admits are "inadmissible" immigrants, far more than previously reported.
Despite facing a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit from the Center for Immigration Studies, the U.S. Customs and Border Protection has refused to identify the 43 airports it is dumping immigrants at after direct flights from Latin America.
"While large immigrant-receiving cities and media lay blame for the influx on Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott's busing program, CBP has withheld from the Center -- and apparently will not disclose -- the names of the 43 U.S. airports that have received 320,000 inadmissible aliens from January through December 2023, nor the foreign airports from which they departed," a CIS report shared with Secrets said.
New in its investigation is the administration's claims it is keeping the cities secret because it is concerned "bad actors" might "undermine law enforcement efforts to 'secure the United States border' if they knew the volume of CBP One traffic processed at each port of entry," the center said, citing an email it received.

Oh, of course, they're keeping this secret because... see, it's all part of their secret "border security" initiative.
The program allows inadmissible illegal aliens to buy direct flights into the US, where they are quickly "processed" and released into the interior of the country.

"Upon receiving authorization from Washington, they buy air passage to U.S. international airports where CBP personnel process them for release in short order. All are said to be responsible for paying for their own airfare," Bensman explained. That can be thousands of dollars less and less dangerous than traveling through Mexico to the California, Arizona, or Texas border.

NotTheBee with more:

This is such a betrayal of the Constitution and the United States that it actually comes as a shock.
In response to a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit, the feds have admitted that in 2023 alone they secretly flew 320,000 illegal aliens into the United States.
Let me repeat that.
In addition to the millions who have illegally crossed the southern border, American tax dollars have also paid to fly people ILLEGALLY into the United States. No passports, no visas, no nothing.
The border crisis, you could argue that that is a passive dereliction of duty. This is no question an active violation of US law.
...

The way it works is that Customs and Border Protection created this phone app, called CBP One, that lets anyone around the world apply for asylum to the US online. Then "aliens who cannot legally enter the U.S. use CBP One to apply for travel authorization and temporary humanitarian release from those airports."
The United States created its own Uber app to take people from around the world who claim asylum and then deposit them throughout the United States, without having to go through the trouble of traversing the southern border.
Feeling bored with your home country? They'll fly you right in!

Thanks to Cat Ass Trophy. This is outrageous.

And I bet the program has Soros backing. I bet Soros is paying for a lot of these plane tickets.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:34 PM

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1 This is all Republicans' fault, huh?

Well, duh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

2 No human being is inadmissible.

Posted by: Lefty at March 05, 2024 03:34 PM (63Dwl)

3 It isn't like they were "illegal" illegal aliens.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 05, 2024 03:35 PM (QNSds)

4 That's a lot of airline miles

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 05, 2024 03:36 PM (/6GbT)

5 Aiding and abetting pretty much covers it, right??

Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2024 03:36 PM (PCK5/)

6 Nothing says something is completely legitimate like doing it in secret.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2024 03:36 PM (2ocoG)

7 Hope the airlines have clean and disinfected those airplanes.

Sure. Sure they have...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 05, 2024 03:37 PM (/SHEi)

8 > And I bet the program has Soros backing. I bet Soros is paying for a lot of these plane tickets.

I'll bet Christian Charities and our own tax dollars funneled through NGOs are paying quite a bit too.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 03:37 PM (6OrcJ)

9 Fucking traitors.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 03:37 PM (9yWhg)

10 what a shock.

i'm just so amazed they'd do something like that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 05, 2024 03:37 PM (JMAcK)

11 People who fly kept talking for months how they saw people on their flights that seemed to be flying under some special "consideration".

Posted by: runner at March 05, 2024 03:37 PM (V13WU)

12 Were they limited to one checked bag and a small carry-on?

Posted by: Weasel at March 05, 2024 03:37 PM (JwHpX)

13 It wasn't really a secret "secret"...🥸

Posted by: lin-duh at March 05, 2024 03:37 PM (d2Zdq)

14 Seems to me our founding fathers complained about George III doing something similar. How'd that work out, powers that be?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (58LrU)

15 320k?

How many really, because you know that’ls a lowball estimate.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (Hkcdp)

16 Not much of a secret... I remember when Tucker was still on Fox he did a story about the night time illegal drop offs... He even had someone at an airport recording it... Crickets

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (Akjoo)

17 So they are being flown in from airports that aren’t in the US?

Good gravy.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (9mfKN)

18 And this is still Trump's fault, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (a1415)

19 Fully vetted by your TSA, I’m sure.

Posted by: Rex B at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (5h/8D)

20 So Joe has 320,000 criminal counts against him… if only there were someone to press charges..

Posted by: tubal at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (PCK5/)

21 This is like a way more depraved version of the parents who let their high school kids throw parties with booze or drugs.

"They're going to get drunk and take ecstasy and fuck like rabbits anyway, and we'd just rather they do it in a safe environment than out on the street."

This is similar - but somehow even worse - logic, no? "They're going to violate the border anyway, but it makes us look bad so we might as well just save them trip and fly them in directly at night so it doesn't look as bad on TV."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (HnUIn)

22 They've literally caught several known terrorists at the border, and yet the Biden administration have greenlit illegals going through airport security with nothing more identifying than a permission slip.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (6OrcJ)

23 Hope all those planes are Boeings and all their doors fall off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (9yWhg)

24 Wanna Get Away?

Posted by: SW Hemisphere Airlines at March 05, 2024 03:38 PM (w9Wax)

25 Biden's puppeteers are continuing work that had been happening during the JEF admin (and perhaps even earlier than that; not like the presstitutes would have told us).

... and yeah, when the fck has there EVER been a national government *paying* for foreigners to invade the country it allegedly governs?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 03:39 PM (llON8)

26 Isn't the leftist line that shipping illegals to other parts of the country is messing with their lives?!!! But only when Rs do it.

Posted by: InZona at March 05, 2024 03:39 PM (l4p0w)

27 I am at a loss.

We are so fucked.

Posted by: mpfs at March 05, 2024 03:39 PM (wMSZ1)

28 When the Biden administration eliminated "stay in Mexico" they also introduced their CBP One app. It was on all the news, and conservatives pointed out exactly what would happen.

Which happened.

But they don't want open borders or something.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2024 03:39 PM (ASVTS)

29 Not a traitorous act. Joetato was acting out of compassion and hatred for Americans.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 05, 2024 03:39 PM (17s+e)

30 New in its investigation is the administration's claims it is keeping the cities secret because it is concerned "bad actors" might "undermine law enforcement efforts to 'secure the United States border' if they knew the volume of CBP One traffic processed at each port of entry," the center said, citing an email it received.
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Objecting to the US government muling slaves in from Latin America or desiring that the US government enforce immigration laws makes you a "bad actor."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

31 So 320k future doctors and scientists!
- Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Montec at March 05, 2024 03:39 PM (YofvK)

32 New in its investigation is the administration's claims it is keeping the cities secret because it is concerned "bad actors" might "undermine law enforcement efforts to 'secure the United States border' if they knew the volume of CBP One traffic processed at each port of entry," the center said, citing an email it received.
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It sounds like CBP is undermining law enforcement efforts pretty capably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

33 Seems like this should almost be criminal in nature.

Almost as bad a crime as overestimating the value of your property on a loan application.

Almost.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 03:40 PM (a1415)

34 Red Dawn was right about airlines being used to ferry in invaders. It just was wrong about who was paying for them....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, New Dune 2 review at March 05, 2024 03:40 PM (xcxpd)

35 "And I bet the program has Soros backing. I bet Soros is paying for a lot of these plane tickets."

Ace, I have a different take. I don't think this is a Soros operation. I think these flown-in illegal invaders are the elite of the illegal invaders, those that aren't relying on coyotes and traffickers.

You know: rich Chinese, Middle Easterners, Russians, and foreign-government-backed spies and infiltrators with plenty of money and clout to pull off what amounts to a red-carpet private entrance into the country.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

36 But, but they were all vetted by Cookie Monster.

So, it's okay.

Posted by: mpfs at March 05, 2024 03:40 PM (wMSZ1)

37 I'll bet CNN and MSNBC are doing a full expose of this abomination.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 05, 2024 03:40 PM (pohLc)

38 The people insisting WE must atone for the country’s past slavery are … in the human trafficking business.

Huh.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2024 03:40 PM (Hkcdp)

39 31 So 320k future doctors and scientists!
- Nancy Pelosi
----------------

Likely they will be future US military ... pointing their guns at us!!!!

Posted by: ET at March 05, 2024 03:40 PM (dGZO9)

40 Joe would never have had to have done this in secret if all you white Christian Nationalists would stop being such haters.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (ASVTS)

41 ... and yeah, when the fck has there EVER been a national government *paying* for foreigners to invade the country it allegedly governs?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 03:39 PM (llON

*whistles, casually stares into the distance*

Posted by: Vortigern, King of the Britons at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (T+Iwg)

42 They're seeding states that vote wrong with new voters.
I bet someone has a spreadsheet somewhere with estimates of how many people from which countries need to go to which states to swing the vote.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (M+gBW)

43 This country needs an enema. Clear out all the shit laws, shit people, and shit ideology.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (cRrcX)

44 Going nowhere, going nowhere~~

@Breaking911
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BREAKING: House committee subpoenas Fmr. NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo over COVID-19 nursing home failures

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (IG4Id)

45 The way it works is that Customs and Border Protection created this phone app, called CBP One, that lets anyone around the world apply for asylum to the US online. Then "aliens who cannot legally enter the U.S. use CBP One to apply for travel authorization and temporary humanitarian release from those airports."
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So the scheme is:
1. Charter a plane to Latin America
2. Load up the plane with future illegal aliens
3. Fly the plane back to America
4. Oops, you can't come in because you're not qualified
5. Well (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) fill out this form to apply for "asylum" here in this app
6. This way to the bus that will take you to the next stop on the invasion path

These people, man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (HnUIn)

46 43 This country needs an enema. Clear out all the shit laws, shit people, and shit ideology.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (cRrcX)

The Joker was just thinking too small

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, New Dune 2 review at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (xcxpd)

47 From a new Washington Post story:

In the early months of his presidency, as the pandemic dragged on with its stifling restrictions, President Biden often delivered a favorite monologue to aides: He was worried about young people’s mental health, he said. High school seniors were missing prom and graduation. He wanted to know how college students went on dates.

Specifically, Biden wondered how young people could “make love” under the circumstances, according to two aides who heard the president use that phrase multiple times during his first year in office. Biden’s fixation on loneliness among young people, the aides said, grew out of his near-daily conversations with his grandchildren.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (2ocoG)

48 >>> 38 The people insisting WE must atone for the country's past slavery are … in the human trafficking business.

Huh.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 05, 2024 03:40 PM (Hkcdp)

They're Democrats, who were in the business of the country's past slavery.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (llON8)

49 It's like all the rest of the world said we are going to fly over the wall and make America pay for it.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (ASVTS)

50 Meanwhile, the Republican Party does *nothing* to stop or even call attention to this. No impeachment, not even lip service.

I guess they tried to impeach Mayorkas. Good job! Less than the bare minimum.

Incredibly low-hanging fruit, and... nothing.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (l8gTz)

51 Democrats have created the largest security threat to our nation that has ever existed. There are now tens of thousands of people who are either criminals or enemies of the Unites States within our borders. It has been reported some of these people have taken up residence near most of our most important military and intelligence facilities or ingress/egress points to serve as HUMINT sources for our enemies. There are untold numbers of the enemy focused on either assassination or infrastructure sabotage. That's before we get to a significant increase in the criminal element, the destruction of our schools, healthcare facilities and communities. All provided for with your tax money.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (63An5)

52 Soros might as well pay for those tickets, he's paying for his last flight soon.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (0eaVi)

53 Joey says he can't act unilaterally to seal the border but he can act unilaterally to open to everyone in the world at taxpayer expense.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (17s+e)

54 "How many really, because you know that’ls a lowball estimate.
Posted by: Lizzy "

See the proper way to phrase it is "They admitted to bringing in that many"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (ou9hh)

55 Biological warfare.
Dropping anchor babies like cluster bombs.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (KR90/)

56 Democrats have created the largest security threat to our nation that has ever existed. There are now tens of thousands of people who are either criminals or enemies of the Unites States within our borders. It has been reported some of these people have taken up residence near most of our most important military and intelligence facilities or ingress/egress points to serve as HUMINT sources for our enemies. There are untold numbers of the enemy focused on either assassination or infrastructure sabotage. That's before we get to a significant increase in the criminal element, the destruction of our schools, healthcare facilities and communities. All provided for with your tax money.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (63An5)
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In fairness, the Republicans are all-in, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (HnUIn)

57 Willowed:
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Rick Snyder was the Michigan governor framed for the Flint water debacle he had almost nothing to do with, although Micheal Moore posed with handcuffs and demanded his imprisonment.

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2024 03:34 PM (j4U/Z)
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Rick Snyder's appointed emergency manager, pleaded with the City of Flint Counsel NOT to save money by discontinuing water from Detroit. They needed to make cuts--but DON'T cut clean water from Detroit!

And they did.

I told that to a black guy from Georgia, who moved from Flint, and he just smiled and laughed and said "It doesn't surprise me. That city is nothing but corrupt".

It's why he moved to Georgia.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 03:43 PM (krQz2)

58 Dang. A sidebar and content in one week. That hasn't happened in years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:43 PM (N3GIM)

59 Human trafficker Joe

Posted by: Redenzo at March 05, 2024 03:43 PM (V/pbu)

60 I bet that Obama/Bush "migrant" moving initiative is involved.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2024 03:43 PM (CIS44)

61 Did the Senate just totally blow off the impeachment of Mayorkas?

I think yes, yes they did.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2024 03:43 PM (ASVTS)

62 I foresee revised census numbers.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 05, 2024 03:43 PM (MeG8a)

63 Honduras called. They want their tortilla vendors back.

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

64 I'm happy to be old enough not to see the future shit show that awaits my beloved country.

Posted by: mpfs at March 05, 2024 03:44 PM (wMSZ1)

65 Biden: "Alejandro, how many illegals are getting across the border per month."

Mayorkas: "Oh, anywhere from 100k to 300k depending on the time of year"

Biden: "HOLY SH*T! That's not nearly enough. Start flying them!"

Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2024 03:44 PM (G0vdT)

66 Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said 150 suspects, or johns, were arrested along with 66 prostitutes and 12 others in the multi-agency operation dubbed "Operation March Sadness 2024."

Among the suspects were a schoolteacher, coaches and active-duty military members, among other professions.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:44 PM (N3GIM)

67 The way it works is that Customs and Border Protection created this phone app, called CBP One, that lets anyone around the world apply for asylum to the US online. Then "aliens who cannot legally enter the U.S. use CBP One to apply for travel authorization and temporary humanitarian release from those airports."

Cannot legally enter the Us ? temporary release ? WTF... This is different from the Tucker story I mentioned... Those were just run of the mill illegals Joe was ferrying around the US

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2024 03:44 PM (Akjoo)

68 Bob Menendez and his wife just caught a new charge.

http://tiny.cc/eyr9xz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 03:44 PM (6OrcJ)

69 ~~Human trafficker~~ Slave trader Joe
Posted by: Redenzo at March 05, 2024 03:43 PM (V/pbu)
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FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:44 PM (HnUIn)

70 Biden’s fixation on loneliness among young people, the aides said, grew out of his near-daily conversations with his grandchildren.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (2ocoG)
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... and their sex lives....

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 03:45 PM (krQz2)

71 56 In fairness, the Republicans are all-in, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (HnUIn)

======

Well, except the RINOs.

You know, the ones who call themselves Republican but resist the urges of their masters in thinking that the people should have a say in how their government rules them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

72 Any male illegal alien eligible for asylum will be admitted as long as he agrees to a vasectomy. Your hot chicks ar belong to us.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 05, 2024 03:45 PM (ogTiX)

73 The state dept and a UN group are funding this. I don't remember their acronym atm. So basically the taxpayers are funding this. I don't understand what their endgame is for bringing in so much unskilled labor.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 05, 2024 03:45 PM (TTO0Z)

74 Then "aliens who cannot legally enter the U.S. use CBP One to apply for travel authorization and temporary humanitarian release from those airports."

I'm sure they'll delete all of the applications before any DAs can initiate investigations into fraud, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2024 03:45 PM (IG4Id)

75 The state dept and a UN group are funding this. I don't remember their acronym atm. So basically the taxpayers are funding this. I don't understand what their endgame is for bringing in so much unskilled labor.
Posted by: ryukyu at March 05, 2024 03:45 PM (TTO0Z)
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There are several endgames. A bunch of different motivations for this. Some of them simple, some complex. Some sophisticated, some stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:46 PM (HnUIn)

76 One bus load dropped at the Navy Yard nearly toppled democracy and brought the DC social services to the brink of collapse.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:46 PM (N3GIM)

77 47 From a new Washington Post story:

Specifically, Biden wondered how young people could “make love” under the circumstances, according to two aides who heard the president use that phrase multiple times during his first year in office. Biden’s fixation on loneliness among young people, the aides said, grew out of his near-daily conversations with his grandchildren.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (2ocoG)

That is creepy as hell. What the hell kind of grandfather talks with his teen and early twenties grandchildren about "making love"?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 05, 2024 03:46 PM (a/dOO)

78 Impeachment

Posted by: toddg at March 05, 2024 03:46 PM (OIW8q)

79 You have to be almost strip searched to travel in your own country but Dems can fly in third world killers for free from anywhere in the world, no questions asked, on your dime. But go ahead, vote for them.

Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 03:46 PM (unUNN)

80 Can we hire planned parenthood to run these chartered flights and then hope for aborted takeoffs?

Posted by: Rex B at March 05, 2024 03:46 PM (5h/8D)

81

theres still time to get them if you havent got them yet:

palmettostatearmory.com

bearcreekarsenal.com

ammoseek.com

Posted by: sound awake at March 05, 2024 03:47 PM (xXV3t)

82 >>> I bet Soros is paying for a lot of these plane tickets.

I only pay for activists and terrorists.
They get into office and then the US government pays the real costs. In fact, they pay most of my costs too!

The "individuals bought their own tickets" is a game we pay.
Uncle sugar pays NGO. NGO pays invader. Invader buys ticket.
See? invader bought their own ticket, but the money came for USA suckers.

Posted by: Soros at March 05, 2024 03:47 PM (GcnLo)

83
That is creepy as hell. What the hell kind of grandfather talks with his teen and early twenties grandchildren about "making love"?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 05, 2024 03:46 PM (a/dOO)

A depraved , pervy old one

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2024 03:47 PM (Akjoo)

84 Yet another impeachable offense no one will be impeached over.

Posted by: Thatch at March 05, 2024 03:47 PM (pyTDu)

85 I've seen the illegals flying out of DFW and PHX many times. No Id, no Ticket, no problem. Load them up. PHL and Chicago ORD and common destinations.

Posted by: Alfred at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (b6c/x)

86 "In fairness, the Republicans are all-in, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:42 PM (HnUIn)"

To be fair, I think that's almost total bullshit. The Republicans have very few option except to impeach officials and pass legislation. They've done both and the Democrat controlled senate has refused to take up the bill. Even the McConnell wing got the message they better not sell out on this. This isn't about the COC Republicans looking for cheap labor anymore, and they know it. In fact all the opposition to this invasion is coming from Republicans. So as much as I criticize them and they deserve it, their hands are tied. If we win the senate back, keep the House and gain the presidency I believe that will change.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (63An5)

87 That is creepy as hell. What the hell kind of grandfather talks with his teen and early twenties grandchildren about "making love"?
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 05, 2024 03:46 PM (a/dOO)
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The kind that showers with his daughter and nakedly chases a dog down the hall?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (HnUIn)

88 Also of note, the head of the border patrol said that the feds are knowingly bringing in children for sex trafficking.

All of them need to go to prison, from the gangster in the white house down the the individual border patrol agents.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (lTGtQ)

89 JBJ used to call and flirt with Jackie while sitting on the shitter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (N3GIM)

90 84 Yet another impeachable offense no one will be impeached over.
Posted by: Thatch at March 05, 2024 03:47 PM (pyTDu)

======

"No one did it. Everything was done within the rules of the department, though we can't identify anyone who made the decision to do it."
-The result of an IG investigation

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

91 This is why I'm spending all my money on booze and video poker.

We are doomed.

TRUMP!

Posted by: mpfs at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (wMSZ1)

92 How much for the little girl? The women. How much for the women?
Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!

Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pac�fico Juan Mar�a Ram�rez at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (/SHEi)

93 Treeeeeessssaaahhhhnnnnn - S. Gorka

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (eYF7X)

94 Frank LaRose is a "No Labels" stooge.

http://tiny.cc/mbs9xz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (6OrcJ)

95 Hey Joe, Your going the wrong way

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (NtVYv)

96 Honduras called. They want their ~~tortilla~~ pupusa vendors back.
Posted by: wth

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (IG4Id)

97 To be fair, I think that's almost total bullshit. The Republicans have very few option except to impeach officials and pass legislation. They've done both and the Democrat controlled senate has refused to take up the bill. Even the McConnell wing got the message they better not sell out on this. This isn't about the COC Republicans looking for cheap labor anymore, and they know it. In fact all the opposition to this invasion is coming from Republicans. So as much as I criticize them and they deserve it, their hands are tied. If we win the senate back, keep the House and gain the presidency I believe that will change.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (63An5)
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The Republicans were equal partners in that "compromise" pile of shit. A tiny number of Republicans - the ones the Party hates and tries to corner and drive out - blocked that. The GOP is all-in on the same shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)

98 So . . . is it:

Cat Ass-Trophy (as in an ass trophy for a cat)

or Cat-Ass Trophy (as in a trophy for a cat ass)

??

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 05, 2024 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

99 Here my advice. Practice your reload drills.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:49 PM (63An5)

100 86 So as much as I criticize them and they deserve it, their hands are tied. If we win the senate back, keep the House and gain the presidency I believe that will change.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (63An5)

=======

Remember how they passed all that legislation to shore up immigration when Trump was president?

Remember how they defunded NPR? Remember how they defunded PP? Remember how they shut down the Department of Education?

It's almost like deep cynicism regarding the Republican Party in DC is completely and totally justified, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

101 Can't investigate. Too close to the election. Would be interfering. Let the people decide based on the lies we will churn out over the next 8 months.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:49 PM (N3GIM)

102 84 Yet another impeachable offense no one will be impeached over.
Posted by: Thatch

"Election year" - GOPe sponsored by Koch Broes

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 03:50 PM (eYF7X)

103 JBJ used to call and flirt with Jackie while sitting on the shitter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (N3GIM)

Jon Bon Jovi??

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 03:50 PM (eNASR)

104 The border crisis, you could argue that that is a passive dereliction of duty. This is no question an active violation of US law.

---------------

"THE LAW IS WHAT MERRICK GARLAND WIPES HIS ASS WITH 30 TIMES A DAY, H8RS!"

/And NO, you CANNOT argue that that the Border Erasure is a passive dereliction of duty -- especially when F. Joe Mugabe has been actively advertising it and actively recruiting foreign invaders!

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 05, 2024 03:50 PM (NTS63)

105 103 JBJ used to call and flirt with Jackie while sitting on the shitter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (N3GIM)

Jon Bon Jovi??
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 03:50 PM (eNASR

I'm guessing LBJ

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2024 03:51 PM (Akjoo)

106 Posted by: Elric Blade

Yes

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:51 PM (N3GIM)

107 There are also a lot of "Catholic" and "Jewish" charities operating in these 'humanitarian aid' actions too.

Posted by: geewhiz at March 05, 2024 03:51 PM (65K9+)

108 Remember, people are mad at the GOP because they refused $5 billion for a border wall just a few years before they spent untold billions on covid relief and then Ukraine's borders.

But, we need to give the GOP the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

109 94 Frank LaRose is a "No Labels" stooge.

http://tiny.cc/mbs9xz
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (6OrcJ)

+++++

We're getting Sherrod Brown again, aren't we?

Posted by: Oglebay at March 05, 2024 03:51 PM (ogTiX)

110
The media will cover this on the news tonight, and will be investigating this all week, intensively.

My bet is that Soros didn't spend a dime on a ticket, and some NGO non-profit funded by borrowed fed debt picked up the tab.

320,000 Divided by what, 250 per plane trip? I don't do math.

But the carbon emissions gotta be off the charts.

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2024 03:51 PM (j4U/Z)

111 "Jon Bon Jovi??
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 03:50 PM (eNASR

I'm guessing LBJ"

I've heard it both ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 03:51 PM (a1415)

112 I'm sure the prettiest girls get pulled aside for perverted purposes.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 03:51 PM (rWwta)

113 "The Republicans were equal partners in that "compromise" pile of shit. A tiny number of Republicans - the ones the Party hates and tries to corner and drive out - blocked that. The GOP is all-in on the same shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)"

The McConnell Coterie in the senate needs to be cleansed with fire. The same shitheads who voted for the phony infrastructure bill, that safer communities garbage (that Rubio sponsored) and the other crap they pass off as bipartisan, did nothing but steal from the people and undermine the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:52 PM (63An5)

114

How many are age 18 to 24-year-old girls?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at March 05, 2024 03:52 PM (xFPrR)

115 109 94 Frank LaRose is a "No Labels" stooge.

http://tiny.cc/mbs9xz
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (6OrcJ)

+++++

We're getting Sherrod Brown again, aren't we?
Posted by: Oglebay at March 05, 2024 03:51 PM (ogTiX)

=======

Frank Larose appears to be fading fast in the polling (spit).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

116 Hey, Doof, are you all bourboned-up yet?

Birthday libations won't drinking themselves, you know.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (9yWhg)

117 The McConnell Coterie in the senate needs to be cleansed with fire. The same shitheads who voted for the phony infrastructure bill, that safer communities garbage (that Rubio sponsored) and the other crap they pass off as bipartisan, did nothing but steal from the people and undermine the Bill of Rights.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:52 PM (63An5)
++++
And they are the Party. The House has a small number of non-shitheels in it, but that's it - and the GOP despises them.

The GOP is irredeemable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

118 New in its investigation is the administration's claims it is keeping the cities secret because it is concerned "bad actors" might "undermine law enforcement efforts to 'secure the United States border' if they knew the volume of CBP One traffic processed at each port of entry," the center said, citing an email it received.
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Orwell would have rejected this for "1984" as just too fantastical.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (woPEM)

119 Did y'all see that a leftist Methodist Church President drew a swastika on a Jewish woman's groceries.

When he was shown the video, he denied doing it.

http://tiny.cc/uos9xz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (6OrcJ)

120 There are several endgames. A bunch of different motivations for this. Some of them simple, some complex. Some sophisticated, some stupid.

---------------
It's a coalition
- destroy USA
- destroy West
- more clients for unionized gov. agencies (law, edu, social,...)
- more customers for amazon, walmart facebook
- more voters for dems
- more citizens needing fed funding for cities
...

After the 80s amnesty many immigration lawyers made big bucks. It was an enormous boon to their business. I am talking dozens of several thousand dollar clients a week, all requiring the same form, same procedure. That caused them to lobby hard for later amnesties. This gets overlooked, but the legal profession (who have heavy influence on politicians) was a big cog behind Dem amnesty pushes and they were big donors for that issue.

Posted by: Soros at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (GcnLo)

121 Spain's Agencia EFE (fourth largest news agency worldwide, like our AP) reports from Mexico that 3 in 10 "irregular migrants" arriving at the southern Mexican border have tested positive for syphilis according to the NGO Brigada Callejera en Apoyo Elisa Martínez. Since these "irregular migrants" are all headed to the United States - and we have acute shortages of effective antibiotics - you can expect a syphilis epidemic here, soon.

Posted by: 10x25mm at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (vUna7)

122 I don't know how any sentient being can believe this has anything to do with compassion.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (rWwta)

123 probability that trump is shot at once this gets out: zero, since the news media won't cover it and anyone who does will be denounced for spreading misinformation and working for putin.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 05, 2024 03:54 PM (B1FKF)

124 117 And they are the Party. The House has a small number of non-shitheels in it, but that's it - and the GOP despises them.

The GOP is irredeemable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

========

Johnson refuses to bring bills like Ukrainian funding to the floor because he knows that at least half the GOP caucus will vote in favor of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

125 The McConnell Coterie in the senate needs to be cleansed with fire. The same shitheads who voted for the phony infrastructure bill, that safer communities garbage (that Rubio sponsored) and the other crap they pass off as bipartisan, did nothing but steal from the people and undermine the Bill of Rights.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:52 PM (63An5)

Great, just need to convince the primary voters in their state to kick them to the curb.

Unfortunately, the only thing more permanent than a government program is an incumbent senator winning his primary.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 05, 2024 03:54 PM (9mfKN)

126 Fun Fact: JBJ cane up with the line "Whoa, We're halfway there" while grunting out a deuce.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:54 PM (N3GIM)

127 Private Newcomer Ebola: Got them in my IR sights captain. Waiting on orders to fire.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 03:54 PM (eYF7X)

128 And I bet the program has Soros backing. I bet Soros is paying for a lot of these plane tickets.
________________

Soros has SO much to pay for.

But for one phone call in 1944 Hungary ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

129 Hey, Doof, are you all bourboned-up yet?

Birthday libations won't drinking themselves, you know.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (9yWhg)

I dunnnnnooo whaatt yor talkinbgf aboohyt

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 03:55 PM (eNASR)

130 When you see those groups of young Hispanic men in brand new clothes wondering around Walmart and you wonder how they got to your small town....this is how.

Posted by: brak at March 05, 2024 03:55 PM (AR07F)

131 This deserves the severest punishment.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2024 03:55 PM (o2ZRX)

132 125 Unfortunately, the only thing more permanent than a government program is an incumbent senator winning his primary.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 05, 2024 03:54 PM (9mfKN)

=======

"I can't vote against McConnell's opponent. McConnell's opponent is crazy, some fringe guy who can't be trusted with government."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

133 for not against...

bleh

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

134 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

135
I'm sure they'll delete all of the applications before any DAs can initiate investigations into fraud, right?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

=============

Bleach bit. Lose the hard drives. Hire Pakistani IT guys who run back home when everything disappears.

Lots of tried and true techniques.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (I87yH)

136 sienema just announced she will not run for reelection for her senate seat in Arizona. Her internal polling must look like $hit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (QNSds)

137 Fun Fact: JBJ cane up with the line "Whoa, We're halfway there" while grunting out a deuce.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:54 PM (N3GIM)

I'll never hear the song the same again!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (eNASR)

138 Even more outrageous as you remember all of the COVID hysteria and mandates and what that did to American's lives, especially to the most vulnerable amongst us.

Posted by: Cheri at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (oiNtH)

139 I don't know how any sentient being can believe this has anything to do with compassion.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (rWwta)
______________

This "compassion" thing is the malignant fruit of the feminization of the culture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (YqDXo)

140 This isn't treason how, exactly?

It's a direct assault on the country by importing an invasion force to take control.

F*ck this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

141 136 sienema just announced she will not run for reelection for her senate seat in Arizona. Her internal polling must look like $hit.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (QNSds)

=======

Can't be much worse than the public polling.

She was polling third.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

142 I'm sure the prettiest girls get pulled aside for perverted purposes.

Posted by: Northernlurker

All of the girls. Documented.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (lTGtQ)

143 "It's almost like deep cynicism regarding the Republican Party in DC is completely and totally justified, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)"

The list of people I trust starts with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. There aren't many more people on that list. That said we have gotten rid of a lot of trash. There is still more to take out but I think we are getting there slowly. I believe if we win the senate there are a lot of good candidates coming in to finally crush the Murcokeski, Collins, Romney, Cassidy, Thillis, etc sellout wing

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (63An5)

144 Might explain the sudden surge in machete killings in and near Baltimore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (a1415)

145 Well this should be fun to watch.

WSJ:
"Dartmouth Basketball Players Vote to Unionize in New Challenge to NCAA’s Amateurism Model"

In addition to a living wage and healthcare, we demand more timeouts and 15 minutes half's.

Posted by: WisRich at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (G0vdT)

146 "...pounced..."
"...baseless..."
"...no evidence..."
"...but..."
"...started with Trump..."
"...actually, it's a good thing because..."

Posted by: Your cut-and-paste word search list, assuming this story gets reported on at all at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (wzAuc)

147 124 117 And they are the Party. The House has a small number of non-shitheels in it, but that's it - and the GOP despises them.

The GOP is irredeemable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

========

Johnson refuses to bring bills like Ukrainian funding to the floor because he knows that at least half the GOP caucus will vote in favor of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

+++++

Matt Dolan, my neighborhood republican candidate for US Senator from Ohio, has indicated how critical it is that we get Ukraine funding done. And I really wanted to like the guy.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (ogTiX)

148 Happy Birthday Doof !

Posted by: JT at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (T4tVD)

149 Whoa, We're halfway there"

Turtle head

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (KR90/)

150 In addition to the millions who have illegally crossed the southern border, American tax dollars have also paid to fly people ILLEGALLY into the United States. No passports, no visas, no nothing.

But remember if you don't have ID you can't fly. Period.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (ibTVg)

151 99 Here my advice. Practice your reload drills.
Posted by: Marcus T

Word.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (eYF7X)

152

Why would they do this?

To attack Chicago?

I understand demographics in the US are topsy turvy since the progs decided to screw around with sex in schools, this is probably part of it.

Democrats are a virus.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (et1vG)

153 143 There is still more to take out but I think we are getting there slowly. I believe if we win the senate there are a lot of good candidates coming in to finally crush the Murcokeski, Collins, Romney, Cassidy, Thillis, etc sellout wing
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (63An5)

========

Thune running the Senate like Mitch did is a better prediction than the GOP in DC suddenly deciding that it needs to represent the will of the voters.

Donors uber alles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

154 "I can't vote against McConnell's opponent. McConnell's opponent is crazy, some fringe guy who can't be trusted with government."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

*nods sagely knowing the corpse formerly known as Grassley thoroughly trounced his primary opponent in supposedly red Iowa *

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (9mfKN)

155 I'm going to catch this story on the evening news because I don't have time now.

Haha! I crack myself up!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (TvPmY)

156 Matt Dolan, my neighborhood republican candidate for US Senator from Ohio, has indicated how critical it is that we get Ukraine funding done. And I really wanted to like the guy.

The Ukraine THOTs must flow!

Posted by: Matt Dolan at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (ibTVg)

157 68 Bob Menendez and his wife just caught a new charge.

http://tiny.cc/eyr9xz
Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 03:44 PM (6OrcJ)

And yet, still in the Senate.

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (ASVTS)

158 Not a thing can be done about it

The Handlers are untouchable

Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (oCjPU)

159 We are not flying asylum seekers to the US. But the program is saving thousands of lives and it is a blessing we are doing it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (N3GIM)

160 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

Hey there! Just wanted to say I like how you talk about yourself in the 3rd person in the sidebar. Henceforth, I may call you TheBobDole.

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (eNASR)

161 But remember if you don't have REAL ID you can't fly. Period.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (a1415)

162 It's still available in the Google app store!!!!!!

Posted by: Biblio at March 05, 2024 03:59 PM (9CIfT)

163 160 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

Hey there! Just wanted to say I like how you talk about yourself in the 3rd person in the sidebar. Henceforth, I may call you TheBobDole.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (eNASR)

========

I have thought more than once of changing the first reference to "I" instead of TJM.

But TJM doesn't run that way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

164
And yet, still in the Senate.
Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (ASVTS)

Tell me about it

Posted by: George Santos's lost seat to a Dem at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (Akjoo)

165 Might explain the sudden surge in machete killings in and near Baltimore.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Machete Kills

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (N3GIM)

166 Happy Birthday Doof !
Posted by: JT at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (T4tVD)

Thanks JT!

And Hiya!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (eNASR)

167
@Breaking911
·
9m
BREAKING: House committee subpoenas Fmr. NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo over COVID-19 nursing home failures
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2024 03:41 PM (IG4Id)

Great. 4 more hours of "I don't recall."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

168 136 sienema just announced she will not run for reelection for her senate seat in Arizona. Her internal polling must look like $hit.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 05, 2024 03:56 PM (QNSds)

Another place to point out: Menendez still in the Senate

Posted by: blaster at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (ASVTS)

169 Yeah.

Happy Birthday Düph!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

170 So last night at Irving Blvd and Loop 12 two cars packed full of hispanics driving in tandem both ridiculously ran a red light turning left across traffic, forcing a DART bus to swerve and crash the median to avoid and several other drivers to do other emergency maneuvers. I was standing on the corner and saw them up close - if they've been in this country more than a month, I'd be shocked.

I've seen more and more of this recently, people driving so badly they obviously don't know or care about something as inconsequential as traffic laws.

To say we're fucked would be like saying the Titanic encountered a mild inconvenience.

Posted by: Sloucho at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (Dv8DR)

171 158 Not a thing can be done about it

The Handlers are untouchable
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (oCjPU)

The "media" won't even mention it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (Akjoo)

172 Another place to point out: Menendez still in the Senate

It came out years ago he was raping underaged hookers in DR. The people in NJ just don't care.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2024 04:01 PM (ibTVg)

173 Hey there! Just wanted to say I like how you talk about yourself in the 3rd person in the sidebar. Henceforth, I may call you TheBobDole.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (eNASR)

========

I have thought more than once of changing the first reference to "I" instead of TJM.

But TJM doesn't run that way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

Makes sense, TBD.

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:01 PM (eNASR)

174 But remember if you don't have REAL ID you can't fly. Period.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

The laws don't apply to the Brahmins, which are democrats and illegal aliens. They only apply to the fools who pay for it all.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 05, 2024 04:01 PM (lTGtQ)

175 172 Another place to point out: Menendez still in the Senate

It came out years ago he was raping underaged hookers in DR. The people in NJ just don't care.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2024 04:01 PM (ibTVg)

=======

Lindsay Graham was a character witness at his trial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

176 This "compassion" thing is the malignant fruit of the feminization of the culture.

no more mean tweets

Posted by: brak at March 05, 2024 04:01 PM (AR07F)

177 "Great. 4 more hours of "I don't recall." "

Hey...that's my line!

Posted by: Terrence Bradley at March 05, 2024 04:01 PM (a1415)

178 The Government is running a invasion
Bet lots of history invasions wish they had our government controlling their opponents
Ghengas Khan would have appreciated Democrats across the borders

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 04:01 PM (fwDg9)

179 But remember if you don't have REAL ID you can't fly. Period.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (a1415)

=====

Untrue. That doesn't go into effect until May 2025. And you can use a passport, Global Entry ID, military ID, and a few others instead.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (DRSnL)

180 And just how is it that these particular fortunate souls happened upon such largesse from Uncle Sugar?

Bribery couldn't play a role in this. Absolutely not.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (woPEM)

181 Soros? Ha! YOU'RE paying for the tickets bro...

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (CZPkK)

182 "Thune running the Senate like Mitch did is a better prediction than the GOP in DC suddenly deciding that it needs to represent the will of the voters.

Donors uber alles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)"

Whoever the next senate leader will be if they bend to the establishment they won't be there for long. There are a lot of senators ready to take McConnell and his flunkies out with the trash. Their luncheons have been pretty raucous and it's one reason McConnell is leaving, besides the fact he sucks ass. Look at some of the potential senate pickups and it gets worse for the McConnell wing. It's why he's leaving, Romney will retire and some of the other idiots like that stooge, Cassidy should open the help wanted ads. For douchebags.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (63An5)

183 Just recall they denied a German couple asylum because Germany wouldn’t allow them to homeschool their children.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (++4z6)

184 I don't know how any sentient being can believe this has anything to do with compassion.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 03:53 PM (rWwta)

I posited my theory in the earlier thread:

Democrats go to Epstein Island, Republicans go to Bohemian Grove.

At both locales, the most unspeakable acts occur, involving not just unnatural sex, but human sacrifice. And by mutual agreement, one guy doesn't tell on the other, and the other doesn't tell on him.

Everyone is sworn to secrecy. And that drives our political class these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (dGCAG)

185 Anybody left in Venezuelan prisons? I didn't think so.

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

186 Yeppers! from last year..

Ex-presidents Clinton, Bush and Obama team up, form NGO to help fly more migrants to US

https://tinyurl.com/bdfvsxp9

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (qRe8u)

187 The state dept and a UN group are funding this. I don't remember their acronym atm. So basically the taxpayers are funding this. I don't understand what their endgame is for bringing in so much unskilled labor.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 05, 2024 03:45 PM (TTO0Z)

--------------

Those cattle cars and concentration camps aren't going to man themselves, you know?

At least there haven't been 100,000 military-aged male Chinese saboteurs let into the country. Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (6RPLA)

188 Clouds rolling in.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (a1415)

189 Can I use the CBP One app to fly domestic?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (N3GIM)

190 Ooh, happy birthday Doof! You'll be older than me for almost three whole months.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (DRSnL)

191 So last night at Irving Blvd and Loop 12 two cars packed full of hispanics driving in tandem both ridiculously ran a red light turning left across traffic, forcing a DART bus to swerve and crash the median to avoid and several other drivers to do other emergency maneuvers. I was standing on the corner and saw them up close - if they've been in this country more than a month, I'd be shocked.

I've seen more and more of this recently, people driving so badly they obviously don't know or care about something as inconsequential as traffic laws.

To say we're fucked would be like saying the Titanic encountered a mild inconvenience.
Posted by: Sloucho at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (Dv8DR)

*unloads magazine*

*reloads*

*unloads magazine*

"Officer, I feared for my life. I want my lawyer."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

192 Biden has been given "the purge" status and is no longer responsible for breaking any laws, the special counsel already determined.

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 05, 2024 04:03 PM (CZPkK)

193 Might explain the sudden surge in machete killings in and near Baltimore.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Machete Kills
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (N3GIM)
_________________

Clearly we need common sense ~~wetback~~ machete control.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 05, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

194 But remember, we couldn't get the Afghan interpreters out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (N3GIM)

195 Ooh, happy birthday Doof! You'll be older than me for almost three whole months.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (DRSnL)

I still look younger.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Yeah.

Happy Birthday Düph!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

You're the FIRST!!! person to wish me HBD today

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (eNASR)

197 >>BREAKING: House committee subpoenas Fmr. NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo over COVID-19 nursing home failures

There were no failures involved.

The old people were killed and their Estates were Harvested.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (PZUsI)

198 182 Whoever the next senate leader will be if they bend to the establishment they won't be there for long. There are a lot of senators ready to take McConnell and his flunkies out with the trash. Their luncheons have been pretty raucous and it's one reason McConnell is leaving, besides the fact he sucks ass. Look at some of the potential senate pickups and it gets worse for the McConnell wing. It's why he's leaving, Romney will retire and some of the other idiots like that stooge, Cassidy should open the help wanted ads. For douchebags.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (63An5)

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Man, this feels like a post from 2010.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

199 "Can I use the CBP One app to fly domestic?"

Only Coach.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (a1415)

200 But remember, we couldn't get the Afghan interpreters out.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (N3GIM)

Nor $20 bn in equipment......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

201 It came out years ago he was raping underaged hookers in DR. The people in NJ just don't care.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2024 04:01 PM (ibTVg)
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Conservatives are icky.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (krQz2)

202 So last night at Irving Blvd and Loop 12 two cars packed full of hispanics driving in tandem both ridiculously ran a red light turning left across traffic, forcing a DART bus to swerve and crash the median to avoid and several other drivers to do other emergency maneuvers. I was standing on the corner and saw them up close - if they've been in this country more than a month, I'd be shocked.

I've seen more and more of this recently, people driving so badly they obviously don't know or care about something as inconsequential as traffic laws.

Posted by: Sloucho

They are above the law, and have been told this, and it is provably true. Get ready for insurance companies dropping coverage, and get ready to witness daily gun battles.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (lTGtQ)

203 BTW I'm enjoying the fact Republicans cut the ATF budget by -7%. I'll take that as a win.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (63An5)

204 The people in NJ just don't care.
Posted by: 18-1

Bergen county, Camden, and the Snooki burbs agree with this statement.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM (eYF7X)

205 I'm gonna get whiplash from people cheerleading for Larry Hogan to damning him as worse than Romney over the course of, like, a week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

206 I still look younger.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

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Well that's because you ARE younger. But not as young as husband thought you were.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM (DRSnL)

207 "Can I use the CBP One app to fly domestic?"

Only Coach.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM

The pretzels are probably stale, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM (Wnv9h)

208 198 182 Whoever the next senate leader will be if they bend to the establishment they won't be there for long. There are a lot of senators ready to take McConnell and his flunkies out with the trash. Their luncheons have been pretty raucous and it's one reason McConnell is leaving, besides the fact he sucks ass. Look at some of the potential senate pickups and it gets worse for the McConnell wing. It's why he's leaving, Romney will retire and some of the other idiots like that stooge, Cassidy should open the help wanted ads. For douchebags.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (63An5)

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Man, this feels like a post from 2010.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

But we got ‘em this time! Lucy, hold that ball over there!

~ Charlie Brown

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM (9mfKN)

209 Ooh, happy birthday Doof! You'll be older than me for almost three whole months.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:02 PM (DRSnL)

Thanks - young lady!!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM (eNASR)

210 There were no failures involved.

The old people were killed and their Estates were Harvested.

IIRC some minor level flunkie in MA was arrested...and convicted?... for sending COVID patients to a military focused retirement home which obviously killed a bunch of people.

This is no different from what the governors of most of the Northeastern states did but...they are higher on the Democrat food chain

Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM (ibTVg)

211 re 170: are you sure they weren't russians on their way to work?

some of you have seen those videos and know what i mean

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM (B1FKF)

212 "Man, this feels like a post from 2010.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)"

Suicidal Eyeore, the Sequel.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 04:06 PM (63An5)

213 212 "Man, this feels like a post from 2010.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)"

Suicidal Eyeore, the Sequel.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 04:06 PM (63An5)

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How many times do you need to see the GOP refuse to change before you realize that it's not going to change?

The House is still trying to pass CRs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

214 BTW nobody said trust Republicans. You have to stand behind them with a club and blowtorch.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 04:06 PM (63An5)

215 The hundreds of thousands of illegals without any documentation flown to 43 cities is such a national security threat that Ukraine funding has to be increased by 2 trillion dollars to stop the Russian threat--basically every controlled opposition GOP cuck when no one is looking.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 05, 2024 04:07 PM (KSNKu)

216 8 USC Section 1324(a)(1)(i)(v) prohibits alien smuggling, domestic transportation of unauthorized aliens, concealing or harboring unauthorized aliens, or encouraging or inducing unauthorized aliens to enter the US, and engaging in a conspiracy or aiding and abetting of the proceeding acts.

So, are all of the above crimes, which Joe Biden and Alejandro Mayorkas have committed millions of times since 2021, acts that are immune from prosecution under the doctrine of Presidential or Sovereign Immunity?

Interesting question.

Here's a link to the Justice Department's website about these crimes:

https://tinyurl.com/Bidens-Immigration-Crimes

Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2024 04:07 PM (GzEpy)

217 Happy Birthday Doof!

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2024 04:07 PM (PZUsI)

218 BTW nobody said trust Republicans. You have to stand behind them with a club and blowtorch.

Honestly just your johnson is enough Big Boy!

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at March 05, 2024 04:07 PM (ibTVg)

219 All of this is because citizens just want to keep what they have. Oh well.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 05, 2024 04:07 PM (Aoykm)

220
Get ready for insurance companies dropping coverage, and get ready to witness daily gun battles.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

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We really need a return to FDR tactics. Something from the feds that's no-exceptions, no-excuses. Muni police and courts were not intended to administer an invasion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 05, 2024 04:07 PM (I87yH)

221 Does Joe have super secret meetings with his handlers where they tell him what to do?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 04:08 PM (rWwta)

222 219 All of this is because citizens just want to keep what they have. Oh well.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at March 05, 2024 04:07 PM (Aoykm)

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John McCain said "build the damn wall."

They're super serious about it now!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

223 IIRC some minor level flunkie in MA was arrested...and convicted?... for sending COVID patients to a military focused retirement home which obviously killed a bunch of people.

This is no different from what the governors of most of the Northeastern states did but...they are higher on the Democrat food chain
Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM

Minor correction: Mishandling of an internal outbreak, not sending Coof+ patients in from outside. Trial starts next month.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:08 PM (Wnv9h)

224 Get ready for insurance companies dropping coverage, and get ready to witness daily gun battles.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Our homeowners company dropped us 2 months ago... Been with them for 10 years and never had a claim

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2024 04:08 PM (Akjoo)

225 8 USC Section 1324(a)(1)(i)(v) prohibits alien smuggling, domestic transportation of unauthorized aliens, concealing or harboring unauthorized aliens, or encouraging or inducing unauthorized aliens to enter the US, and engaging in a conspiracy or aiding and abetting of the proceeding acts.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2024 04:07 PM (GzEpy)
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NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW

...

so we have to just pretend I didn't see this....

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at March 05, 2024 04:08 PM (krQz2)

226 We wouldn't have had to do this if you had just listened and elected Hillary. You know I love you, babe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 04:08 PM (N3GIM)

227 The complete and utter insanity of what this administration is doing and allowing to happen is beyond my grasp.

Almost daily, a new scandal rolls in, each one more ludicrous than the next.

Maybe they've been tossing handfuls of sand in the gears at a measured pace, hoping the MSM will divert attention and people wouldn't really notice. But now, maybe they realize the game may be almost over and they just took the whole sandbox and are jamming it in at once.

Posted by: RM at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (urbih)

228 "How many times do you need to see the GOP refuse to change before you realize that it's not going to change?

The House is still trying to pass CRs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)"

You should really educate yourself on the process. There was widespread agreement with that approach because they not only ran out of time, but agreed they needed the time to finalize and vote on all the spending bills. Frankly, I think Johnson has done the best he can with a shitty hand

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (63An5)

229
John McCain said "build the damn wall."

They're super serious about it now!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

I thought it was "build the danged fence!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Even the "And so it begins" guy is rendered speechless by this betrayal.

Posted by: Max Power at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (q177U)

231 8 USC Section 1324(a)(1)(i)(v) prohibits alien smuggling, domestic transportation of unauthorized aliens, concealing or harboring unauthorized aliens, or encouraging or inducing unauthorized aliens to enter the US, and engaging in a conspiracy or aiding and abetting of the proceeding acts.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 05, 2024 04:07 PM (GzEpy)
++++
LOL. Laws. HAHAHAHA.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (HnUIn)

232 >>> 206 I still look younger.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Well that's because you ARE younger. But not as young as husband thought you were.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM (DRSnL)

Wait, does Mr Jordan think we really *are* 29?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (llON8)

233 221 Does Joe have super secret meetings with his handlers where they tell him what to do?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 04:08 PM (rWwta)

He couldn't remember... They write it on little note cards for him

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (Akjoo)

234 I mean, this is part of the whole social justice program. Where else could it lead?

Delegitimize the USA, as defined. (People, history, ideas, values, religon, constitution, laws,....)

Their telos is that the USA belongs to the world -- to the 3rd world -- and that "whitey" stole it and is reaping the benefits. The only justice is to flood the country with the people who deserve it. Overwhelm the system, make us give them a form of reparations - not so much to benefit them but to punish us.

And be careful of black blowback -- I see interviews and their main gripe is that *they* are the priority claimants on reparations and benefits. They are angry that they are losing their due, not that it is destroying the productive class.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (GcnLo)

235 We are no longer a serious country. Even the skinsuit is starting to slough off. A serious country would already be deep in the throes of a civil war over stuff like this.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (2AUjo)

236 Get ready for insurance companies dropping coverage, and get ready to witness daily gun battles.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

My auto insurance has already skyrocketed in the last year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Happy Birthday Doof!

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2024 04:07 PM (PZUsI)

Thank you, brother!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (eNASR)

238 The GOP, in an election year, is making noises about following the will of the voters while they continue to actually vote for CRs, do not actually push Mitch out of power, and hold more meaningless hearings.

Oh, sure, they'll really follow through in 2025 and won't suddenly all decide that some manufactured bit of controversy is worth more of their time than doing things like mass expulsions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

239 Dooooooooof!

Happy birthday! Lemme guess... 29???

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (1eY81)

240 One word: Human Trafficking.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (aD39U)

241 228 You should really educate yourself on the process. There was widespread agreement with that approach because they not only ran out of time, but agreed they needed the time to finalize and vote on all the spending bills. Frankly, I think Johnson has done the best he can with a shitty hand
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (63An5)

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Shut down the government until all individual budget bills per department are agreed upon and passed.

Otherwise, the GOP is still scared of the media.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

242 Does Joe get to abuse 10 percent of the women?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2024 04:11 PM (rWwta)

243 One word: Human Trafficking.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (aD39U)

It's fine when they do it.

Trump starts importing the Swedish Bikini Team and the Dems will impeach AND shoot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

244 My auto insurance has already skyrocketed in the last year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM

I can't imagine what mine's going to be next year, especially since the PDRM is letting them get driver's licenses.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:11 PM (Wnv9h)

245 Wait, does Mr Jordan think we really *are* 29?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (llON8

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LOL, he thought Sponge was. The first year we went he called Sponge "that young guy."

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

246 Where does all the money to commit these crimes come from? Is there a line item in the fake budget CRs for criminal activity? Is this CIA money? DOD?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:11 PM (aD39U)

247 Perhaps WEF paramilitary arriving just in time to get organized for the upcoming election?

Posted by: Mondor at March 05, 2024 04:11 PM (dIokE)

248 BTW the voters are livid about the invasion. There isn't a community it hasn't destroyed. Republicans are finally starting to realize they hold the cards on that issue and it won't resolve before November no matter what Democrats announce. Heck, they could close the border and it still won't do a thing in 7 months.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (63An5)

249 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

No sarcasm here--think what a lock on elections would occur if an actual political party wasn't controlled opposition and advocated for sanity. The GOP is what this psychotic police state has LARPing as True Conservatism standing athwart history yelling, "just the tip!".

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (KSNKu)

250 Does Joe have super secret meetings with his handlers where they tell him what to do?

He has publicly said that he is told what he can and cannot talk about and was informed there will be severe consequences if he disobeys.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (ibTVg)

251 Doof, I think I officially wished you Happy Birthday on your co-birthday boy Sefton's Morning Report Thread, but, if not, I do so now.

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (9yWhg)

252 LOL, he thought Sponge was. The first year we went he called Sponge "that young guy."
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:11 PM

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (Wnv9h)

253 Dooooooooof!

Happy birthday! Lemme guess... 29???
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (1eY81)

Well, DUH!!!! Thank you!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (eNASR)

254
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LOL, he thought Sponge was. The first year we went he called Sponge "that young guy."
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

WINNING!

That's why he gets the lightly fried bacon by request.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

255 240 One word: Human Trafficking.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (aD39U)

I know math is forbidden here, but I’m pretty sure that’s two words.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (9mfKN)

256 >>> 244 My auto insurance has already skyrocketed in the last year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM

I can't imagine what mine's going to be next year, especially since the PDRM is letting them get driver's licenses.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:11 PM (Wnv9h)

My agent fcking texted me asking to talk about rates, not a good sign.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (llON8)

257 Sidebar: No more senator sex boots.

Erections hardest hit.

Posted by: Guess I'm Gonna Have to Find Another Fat Chick to Love at March 05, 2024 04:13 PM (nRamD)

258 Just returned from voting in 1st District, NC. This our first election since reinstating Voter ID. The crowd of disenfranchised minority voters with no ID was getting unruly, so I went over to talk to them. As it turns out, most didn't have the $$$ for the poll tax anyway.

Posted by: Vote Early, Often, and MAGA! at March 05, 2024 04:13 PM (V5BDR)

259 249 No sarcasm here--think what a lock on elections would occur if an actual political party wasn't controlled opposition and advocated for sanity. The GOP is what this psychotic police state has LARPing as True Conservatism standing athwart history yelling, "just the tip!".
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (KSNKu)

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A real GOP would never have needed a Trump to reinvigorate it.

A real GOP would have Rand Paul as an unremarkable backbencher.

A real GOP would pass budget bills in the House that slashed major departments down to the bone, starting with the DOJ.

But instead, we have to follow "the process".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

260 In fact all the opposition to this invasion is coming from Republicans. So as much as I criticize them and they deserve it, their hands are tied. If we win the senate back, keep the House and gain the presidency I believe that will change.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (63An5)

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Then why aren't they making a big deal out of this? Why does it have to be revealed by "alternate" media?

I wonder if Peter Doocy is going to raise this with raggedy Ann?

Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 04:13 PM (unUNN)

261 Dooooooooof!

Happy birthday! Lemme guess... 29???
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (1eY81)

It will be easy to remember since he and JJ were born on the very same day in 1995.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:13 PM (aD39U)

262 One word: Human Trafficking.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (aD39U)

I know math is forbidden here, but I’m pretty sure that’s two words.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (9mfKN)

Not when you BUNDLE THEM!!!!!

Posted by: Blayke, From State Farm at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Shut down the government until all individual budget bills per department are agreed upon and passed.

Otherwise, the GOP is still scared of the media.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)
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They're scared of losing their ricebowls, and of blowing up the ruling establishment.

Because that's regular order means. The GOP will not, for any reason, shut down the government and start a war to return to it. When the GOP inevitable eventually comes back into power in both houses, they won't even do it then. If they get that plus the president, they still won't do it.

Literally everything rides on *not* having regular order and shoving all of the favors, deals, graft, theft and destruction through ominbus bills. The GOP - and the DNC, of course, because they're essentially the same - will keep the status quo until the barbarians are at the gates. Even beyond that. The barbarians could be in the process of sacking Washington and raping their wives and so long as they can get their quorum and the lights stay on, they will keep voting omnibuses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (HnUIn)

264 My agent fcking texted me asking to talk about rates, not a good sign.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM

That does not bode well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (Wnv9h)

265 I know math is forbidden here, but I’m pretty sure that’s two words.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (9mfKN)

Burn the witch!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (aD39U)

266 258 Just returned from voting in 1st District, NC. This our first election since reinstating Voter ID. The crowd of disenfranchised minority voters with no ID was getting unruly, so I went over to talk to them. As it turns out, most didn't have the $$$ for the poll tax anyway.
Posted by: Vote Early, Often, and MAGA! at March 05, 2024 04:13 PM (V5BDR)

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My first vote in NC-8, well, NC in general.

They actually gave me a paper ballot. I was almost confused for a minute. Filling out bubbles is so old school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

267 >>> 260

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Then why aren't they making a big deal out of this? Why does it have to be revealed by "alternate" media?

I wonder if Peter Doocy is going to raise this with raggedy Ann?
Posted by: Decaf at March 05, 2024 04:13 PM (unUNN)

Malinformation! Insurrection!! REEEEE!!!

Posted by: leftists at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (llON8)

268 Doof, I think I officially wished you Happy Birthday on your co-birthday boy Sefton's Morning Report Thread, but, if not, I do so now.

Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:12 PM (9yWhg)

I think it was the art thread. Something about pickleball playing MILFs. It brought a tear to my eye. And a different reaction somewhere else.

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (eNASR)

269
It will be easy to remember since he and JJ were born on the very same day in 1995.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:13 PM (aD39U)

Can't be. World didn't start till Owebama was elected in '08.

Posted by: Blayke, From State Farm at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

270 So will these terrorists get the green light to unleash havoc across the country all at once, will Trump be the president? Or will this be the tactic to keep Biden in office? Either by delaying elections or making cities a war zone so they have to declare an emergency.

I've heard too many conspiracy stories.

Posted by: Megthered at March 05, 2024 04:15 PM (cgRoP)

271 MonkeyWerx used to (still does I guess) follow flight paths, around the country and world, from his military background perspective. I recall him talking about flights from Central America in a "looks like they are flying more illegals into the country" type attitude.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2024 04:15 PM (Cus5s)

272 This isn't about voting... persay.
It's about representation.

Blue no matter who areas are losing population like crazy... so in order to keep electoral votes and representatives controlled by the Marxists they need population.

Since we aren't allowed to ask about legal status on census forms... that means, as long as someone is there they count.

We already know the census takers juice the numbers for communist areas, now they are just adding on.

Posted by: Inogame at March 05, 2024 04:15 PM (53oGX)

273 263 Literally everything rides on *not* having regular order and shoving all of the favors, deals, graft, theft and destruction through ominbus bills. The GOP - and the DNC, of course, because they're essentially the same - will keep the status quo until the barbarians are at the gates. Even beyond that. The barbarians could be in the process of sacking Washington and raping their wives and so long as they can get their quorum and the lights stay on, they will keep voting omnibuses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (HnUIn)

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But they're making noises against Mitch.

Doesn't that mean that they're super serious now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

274 Sponge soaks up Botox like, well, you know.

Posted by: Schlitzie the Pinhead at March 05, 2024 04:15 PM (V5BDR)

275 Damn.

Strike one.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

276 One word: Human Trafficking.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:10 PM (aD39U)

I know math is forbidden here, but I’m pretty sure that’s two words.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Depends. In lexicographic terms, it could count as one "word" -- i.e., a multiword phrase that would warrant its own entry in a dictionary. See the various dictionaries' "Word of the Year," which are often such phrases.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (9yWhg)

277 Afternoon, folken,

Apologies to Ace, but I am actively trying not to read any of the constant bad-to-horrible news right now. Too depressing.

Earlier to day, I mentioned how a vicious pothole, camouflaged by deep rainwater, savaged *two* of my tires yesterday. Well, today I had the car towed (thanks, AAA) to the tire shop I use, and they popped on a pair of Kelly Edge Sport tires in the same size as the surviving Continentals. They gave me a discount as a long-time customer. Total, $436, which included road hazard warranty (which, if I'd opted for it on the tire I bought three weeks ago, would have covered its ruination) and the horrific tax around here. Car rides smoothly again.

I think it was SanFranPsycho who said having two tires ruined like that was like "getting a message from the Mob." It was: a message I've been getting for many years here. It says, "Get Out While You Can."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (omVj0)

278 Yeah.

Happy Birthday Düph!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

---------------

Tim Conway lives?

/For those unaware, his son Tim Conway, Jr. is a local somewhat conservative evening talk radio host in Los Angeles on KFI (or at least was 11 years ago before we escaped Califzuela.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (RKHjz)

279 Funding?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (cOq4q)

280 Because that's regular order means. The GOP will not, for any reason, shut down the government and start a war to return to it. When the GOP inevitable eventually comes back into power in both houses, they won't even do it then. If they get that plus the president, they still won't do it.

Literally everything rides on *not* having regular order and shoving all of the favors, deals, graft, theft and destruction through ominbus bills. The GOP - and the DNC, of course, because they're essentially the same - will keep the status quo until the barbarians are at the gates. Even beyond that. The barbarians could be in the process of sacking Washington and raping their wives and so long as they can get their quorum and the lights stay on, they will keep voting omnibuses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (HnUIn)

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You are not wrong.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (DRSnL)

281 Even I had completely forgotten that Trump had shut down the government for weeks...against his own party in Congress.

It was such a non-event after it was over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

282 I think it was the art thread. Something about pickleball playing MILFs. It brought a tear to my eye. And a different reaction somewhere else.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM (eNASR)

They were carrying cake in their underwear, or something like that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (aD39U)

283 @259

>>But instead, we have to follow "the process".

The GOP is a goofball, illegitimate, dog shit pile of a political party, this was apparent in 2007, nothing in the intervening years has made this less so.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (XV/Pl)

284 In fact all the opposition to this invasion is coming from Republicans. So as much as I criticize them and they deserve it, their hands are tied. If we win the senate back, keep the House and gain the presidency I believe that will change.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 05, 2024 03:48 PM (63An5)
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A minority of them. A minority of them that the rest of the Party despises.

They aren't out on TV talking about it as some sort of united front. A couple of renegades are trying to fight it out and, bluntly, being surprisingly successful.

But they're up against their own party to do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)

285 They actually gave me a paper ballot. I was almost confused for a minute. Filling out bubbles is so old school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM

I need to go and vote in an hour or so. Oddly for a deep blue state, we do use paper ballots and gen-u-wine felt-tipped pens.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (Wnv9h)

286 It will be easy to remember since he and JJ were born on the very same day in 1995.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:13 PM (aD39U)

JJ's birthday calendar is like those tear-a-page ones at 7-11 that tell you what day you had to be born before to buy smokes

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (eNASR)

287 235 We are no longer a serious country. Even the skinsuit is starting to slough off. A serious country would already be deep in the throes of a civil war over stuff like this.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 05, 2024 04:09 PM (2AUjo)

A low intensity civil war is the best-case outcome now if any semblance of sovereignty is to remain possible. It would happen tomorrow if the economy tanked. As things stand now, no national sovereignty is in the cards.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (KSNKu)

288 /For those unaware, his son Tim Conway, Jr. is a local somewhat conservative evening talk radio host in Los Angeles on KFI (or at least was 11 years ago before we escaped Califzuela.
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (RKHjz)

He still is. He is pretty funny

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (NtVYv)

289 Cool, so they set the standards for us to start shopping back hundreds of thousands a year by plane (and the rest can go by ship)

If Trump wins he needs to immediately have all those funding and facilitating this, instead for human trafficking. Every NGO needs to be shut down, their leaders jailed, bank accounts confiscated, and workers running for the border themselves.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (NYlfj)

290 Not to worry, we have this Waddle character and Lara Trump to help win elections.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (eYF7X)

291 284 A minority of them. A minority of them that the rest of the Party despises.

They aren't out on TV talking about it as some sort of united front. A couple of renegades are trying to fight it out and, bluntly, being surprisingly successful.

But they're up against their own party to do it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)

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The only reason they appear to be successful is because it's an election year.

Once that's over, all the talk get silenced, pushed aside, and squashed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

292 I think it was the art thread. Something about pickleball playing MILFs. It brought a tear to my eye. And a different reaction somewhere else.
Posted by: Doof

Ah yes. Happy to be of service.

Have the MILFs shown up yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (9yWhg)

293 Doesn't that mean that they're super serious now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

Super DOOPER Serious, TJM. For reals, this time!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (9mfKN)

294
OMG! A summons to a congressional hearing!

The walls are closing in big time!

Consequences!

Taking of Responsibilities!

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (j4U/Z)

295
Bergen county, Camden, and the Snooki burbs agree with this statement.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 04:05 PM (eYF7X)

Glad I'm in Ocean...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2024 04:18 PM (qRe8u)

296 It's gotten to the point we'll need a round up and deport program. We just can't afford not to have one b/c they are such a strain on entitlement resources at the federal, state, and local level...

Be like Ike..."Operation Dryfront" would be the appropriate book end to this disaster...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 05, 2024 04:18 PM (exHjb)

297 Even I had completely forgotten that Trump had shut down the government for weeks...against his own party in Congress.

It was such a non-event after it was over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

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I remember, because husband was home and so bored, and driving me crazy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:18 PM (DRSnL)

298 285 They actually gave me a paper ballot. I was almost confused for a minute. Filling out bubbles is so old school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:14 PM

I need to go and vote in an hour or so. Oddly for a deep blue state, we do use paper ballots and gen-u-wine felt-tipped pens.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:16 PM (Wnv9h)

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I'm sure Boston has it's machinations (I assume all machine towns do), but there's little reason to install statewide cheating mechanisms in a deep blue state carried by that central city population more than anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

299 Cool, so they set the standards for us to start shopping back hundreds of thousands a year by plane (and the rest can go by ship)

Your words are hurtful.

Posted by: Trebuchet at March 05, 2024 04:18 PM (aD39U)

300 But they're making noises against Mitch.

Doesn't that mean that they're super serious now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)
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Of course it does. It has nothing to do with the fact that McConnell is 2/3 dead and that his name is - finally and at long last - below dog shit and so the Party has to line up a new guy to do the same stuff.

:: pats TJM's head ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 04:18 PM (HnUIn)

301 >>> 289 Cool, so they set the standards for us to start shopping back hundreds of thousands a year by plane (and the rest can go by ship)

If Trump wins he needs to immediately have all those funding and facilitating this, instead for human trafficking. Every NGO needs to be shut down, their leaders jailed, bank accounts confiscated, and workers running for the border themselves.
Posted by: Rbastid at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (NYlfj)

Is he planning on firing 99.999% of feralgov "workers" and then hiring members of the Horde?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 04:18 PM (llON8)

302 I do keep hoping more MAGA candidates keep jumping into politics

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 04:19 PM (3eKCA)

303 Have the MILFs shown up yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (9yWhg)

Well, one did. She took me to lunch. I think you met her in NoVa last year??

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:19 PM (eNASR)

304 101 Can't investigate. Too close to the election. Would be interfering. Let the people decide based on the lies we will churn out over the next 8 months.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 05, 2024 03:49 PM (N3GIM)

It's not the hill to die on.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 05, 2024 04:19 PM (DTX3h)

305 re 234 and others (maybe): i've said for a long time that the goal is to bring down the u.s.a

once that happens capitalism will collapse and we will enter the glorious era of socialism, just as marx predicted. kind of like the apocalypse and the kingdom of heaven for atheists and would-be commissars. no one will dare harass ocasio-crackpot after that.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 05, 2024 04:19 PM (B1FKF)

306 For perspective on 320,000: The population of Cincinnati is 309,000.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 05, 2024 04:19 PM (wzAuc)

307 The only reason they appear to be successful is because it's an election year.

Once that's over, all the talk get silenced, pushed aside, and squashed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 04:19 PM (HnUIn)

308 300 Of course it does. It has nothing to do with the fact that McConnell is 2/3 dead and that his name is - finally and at long last - below dog shit and so the Party has to line up a new guy to do the same stuff.

:: pats TJM's head ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 05, 2024 04:18 PM (HnUIn)

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Nah, it'll all be different, like when McCarthy replaced Ryan, and just like when Ryan replaced Boehner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

309 DOW - 400 38,585
Gold +11 2138

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 04:20 PM (eYF7X)

310 See if WiFi picks up

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 04:20 PM (3eKCA)

311 +Have the MILFs shown up yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (9yWhg)

Well, one did. She took me to lunch. I think you met her in NoVa last year??
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:19 PM (eNASR)

How was the cake? Nudge nudge wink wink

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:20 PM (aD39U)

312 I do keep hoping more MAGA candidates keep jumping into politics
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 04:19 PM (3eKCA)

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Husband's old boss is running for Cathy McMorris-Rodgers's seat. He used to be a big MAGA guy, but I'm not sure about nowadays.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 05, 2024 04:20 PM (DRSnL)

313 Have the MILFs shown up yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (9yWhg)

Well, one did. She took me to lunch. I think you met her in NoVa last year??
Posted by: Doof

Ah yes, I did. Lovely lady.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:21 PM (9yWhg)

314 Everyone knows about it. But nobody will do anything about it. So

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at March 05, 2024 04:22 PM (ytSiK)

315
If Trump wins he needs to immediately have all those funding and facilitating this, instead for human trafficking. Every NGO needs to be shut down, their leaders jailed, bank accounts confiscated, and workers running for the border themselves.
Posted by: Rbastid

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That's what I'm talking about. It needs to be treated like a war. The illegals who got here have to be round up an thrown tf out. Let the MSM show up with fake kids wailing and young girls with trembling lips whispering that they wanted to become doctors until the cows come home. Put them on planes, trains, and automobiles and dump them in whatever "nearest country" they were supposed to stay in and wait for the embassy to process their asylum claim.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 05, 2024 04:22 PM (I87yH)

316 The 320,000 is leaked to distract from the millions let in the souther border.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 04:22 PM (cOq4q)

317 How about now

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 04:22 PM (fwDg9)

318 Husband's old boss is running for Cathy McMorris-Rodgers's seat. He used to be a big MAGA guy, but I'm not sure about nowadays.
Posted by: Jordan61

A shit covered pig sty would be an improvement over CMR.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 04:22 PM (eYF7X)

319 How about now
Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 04:22 PM (fwDg9)

Move a little to the right..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:23 PM (aD39U)

320 Happy Birfday, Doof.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 05, 2024 04:23 PM (R4t5M)

321 What, we thought a bunch of illegals hanging out in an airport was pure coincidence?

Posted by: realityman at March 05, 2024 04:23 PM (agGAO)

322 Grampa,

It's called ass fucking!!!

Now get off of me!!!

Posted by: pawn at March 05, 2024 04:24 PM (QB+5g)

323 Treason, hanged by the neck until dead treason.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at March 05, 2024 04:24 PM (gxokI)

324 I bought a little gold last week for $2097/oz. I guess I should be happy, but I'm not.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:24 PM (aD39U)

325 Someone made a post about EV overall emissions right after 322, but then it disappeared. Wild.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 05, 2024 04:25 PM (9mfKN)

326 Yet silver is down .38%.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:25 PM (aD39U)

327 Happy Birfday, Doof.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 05, 2024 04:23 PM (R4t5M)

Thanks!

Ya know, I gotta say -- I don't think Mannix cares about my birthday. Almost 4:30 and only a single Mannix babe has been linked. What gives???

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:26 PM (eNASR)

328 Nah, it'll all be different, like when McCarthy replaced Ryan, and just like when Ryan replaced Boehner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

Come on, man, it's been a long time since we had a pedophile wrassling coach as Speaker.

That's progress... right?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 04:26 PM (dGCAG)

329 OMG! A summons to a congressional hearing!

The walls are closing in big time!

Consequences!

Taking of Responsibilities!

Posted by: Auspex at March 05, 2024 04:17 PM (j4U/Z)
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Rage... taking over...
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Posted by: Mr. Furious at March 05, 2024 04:26 PM (krQz2)

330 >>> What, we thought a bunch of illegals hanging out in an airport was pure coincidence?
Posted by: realityman

"Housing"
Cannot leave Newcomers out in the cold.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 04:26 PM (cOq4q)

331 Ya know, I gotta say -- I don't think Mannix cares about my birthday. Almost 4:30 and only a single Mannix babe has been linked. What gives???
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:26 PM

Ssh! Admiral Ackbar might be listening.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:26 PM (Wnv9h)

332 "DOW - 400 38,585
Gold +11 2138"

and yet gold miner stocks are bouncing of year lows, while DOW just had a big run and still near the high of 39,282. But it's a start.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 05, 2024 04:26 PM (Cus5s)

333 >>> What, we thought a bunch of illegals hanging out in an airport was pure coincidence?
Posted by: realityman

"Housing"
Cannot leave Newcomers out in the cold.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 04:26 PM (cOq4q)

You're not using that elementary school, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:27 PM (aD39U)

334 Yet silver is down .38%.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:25 PM (aD39U)

Oh, thank Christ!

Posted by: Larry Talbot and Vlad Tepesch at March 05, 2024 04:27 PM (dGCAG)

335 Had a chance to buy 1oz Kugarands ( ?) In England and think they were around $300

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2024 04:27 PM (fwDg9)

336 324 I bought a little gold last week for $2097/oz. I guess I should be happy, but I'm not.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

$2600+ by August. Bank it.

When it reaches that number I'm cashing out. Using the profits for more provisions and ammo. Mostly ammo.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 04:27 PM (eYF7X)

337 Just finished reading Schlicter's "Attack".

It feels like it's about to happen.

Posted by: Derak at March 05, 2024 04:27 PM (RuGae)

338 337 Just finished reading Schlicter's "Attack".

It feels like it's about to happen.

Posted by: Derak at March 05, 2024 04:27 PM (RuGae)

=======

You know who else had a book released recently...?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

339 Yet silver is down .38%.
---
Lone Ranger hardest hit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (krQz2)

340 lunch

Is that what they're calling it now?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (KR90/)

341 >>>
Ya know, I gotta say -- I don't think Mannix cares about my birthday. Almost 4:30 and only a single Mannix babe has been linked. What gives???
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:26 PM

Gotta find a clip of German babe from the recent series "Warrier".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (cOq4q)

342 According to a New York Post report, a study published by emissions data firm Emission Analytics indicates that electric vehicles may actually be worse for the environment than gas-powered cars and have little or no retail value after 10 years.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (/1UO6)

343 Ya know, I gotta say -- I don't think Mannix cares about my birthday. Almost 4:30 and only a single Mannix babe has been linked. What gives???
Posted by: Doof

I think he delegates that to his poker-playing chimp when he's not around. And you don't want to see the pics that the chimp posts. Makes Ackbar girls look good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (9yWhg)

344 You know who else had a book released recently...?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

Bob Dole?

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:29 PM (eNASR)

345 lunch

Is that what they're calling it now?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM

"Nooner" is so last century...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:29 PM (Wnv9h)

346 344 You know who else had a book released recently...?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

Bob Dole?
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:29 PM (eNASR)

======

TJM is not Bob Dole. Bob Dole is dead, unlike TJM.

TJM wishes Doof a happy birthday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

347 Sinema drops out of re election bid. Another DINO gone extinct. Good riddance, traitor.

There will be dancing in many streets here in AZ. Sadly, Lake the flake will probably be doing the litigation tango when she loses come November.

I'm not surprised. Who was going to contribute to her campaign? She'd managed to become hated by Democrats and Republicans alike.

Good riddance to bad trash. She was a large part of the dysfunction she complains about. What a clueless idiot.

If she had stuck to her roots, she had such a bright future. She was a progressive with an impressive set of positions coming into office.

And then she found money. Or had a change of politics. Or just lost her moral compass. Whatever. Now, she will be an ex senator. She could have had a long career.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 05, 2024 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

348 Biden again resorts to telling the media that he can't answer questions because he'll, "Get into trouble."

http://tiny.cc/ljv9xz

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2024 04:29 PM (6OrcJ)

349
Might explain the sudden surge in machete killings in and near Baltimore.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 05, 2024 03:57 PM (a1415)

It's fucked up when you consider that Marlo Stanfield is the lesser of two evils.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2024 04:30 PM (n+4am)

350 347 Sinema drops out of re election bid. Another DINO gone extinct. Good riddance, traitor.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 05, 2024 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

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I wonder if they could point to a single vote of hers that they didn't like.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

351 TJM is not Bob Dole. Bob Dole is dead, unlike TJM.

But is The Bob Dole dead?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:30 PM (9yWhg)

352 According to a New York Post report, a study published by emissions data firm Emission Analytics indicates that electric vehicles may actually be worse for the environment than gas-powered cars and have little or no retail value after 10 years.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (/1UO6)
---
That means that EVs were media misinformation.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 04:30 PM (krQz2)

353 TJM is not Bob Dole. Bob Dole is dead, unlike TJM.

TJM wishes Doof a happy birthday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

Doof thanks TJM

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:30 PM (eNASR)

354 You know who else had a book released recently...?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

RuPaul !

Posted by: runner at March 05, 2024 04:30 PM (V13WU)

355 351 TJM is not Bob Dole. Bob Dole is dead, unlike TJM.

But is The Bob Dole dead?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 05, 2024 04:30 PM (9yWhg)

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Should The Ohio State University be burned to the ground?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

356 Here's a plan:

Make a deadline. Call it July 1. Whatever. If you're here illegally, get your ass out now. Go to your closest representative or State Department branch and ask them for help getting out. Go to the Canadian or Mexican embassy and seek asylum there. No one will hassle you. But you will get out by July 1, because on that date, anyone here illegally, for any reason, without proper documentation for their citizenship or work or temporary visit, will be deemed Outlaw and can be executed on the spot by any one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2024 04:31 PM (9UlRk)

357 With a name like "Alejandro Mayorkas" you had to know his sole purpose was to fuck the country.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2024 04:31 PM (cOq4q)

358 >>> 338 337 Just finished reading Schlicter's "Attack".

It feels like it's about to happen.

Posted by: Derak at March 05, 2024 04:27 PM (RuGae)

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You know who else had a book released recently...?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

I thought Madison Cornbread's book was from last year.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 04:31 PM (llON8)

359 Impeach the motherfucker. He has surrendered the integrity of the nation.

Posted by: lost in space at March 05, 2024 04:31 PM (DbPG1)

360 The Supreme Court also said in it's ruling that..........

"TRUMP'S BREATH STINKS"

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at March 05, 2024 04:31 PM (BSF0H)

361 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

I have to say that I enjoy these and appreciate the work you and your hazmat suit do.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:31 PM (aD39U)

362 Should The Ohio State University be burned to the ground?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Absolutely

Posted by: Bo Schembechler at March 05, 2024 04:31 PM (9yWhg)

363 MSNBC staffers scatter after bed bugs found at Manhattan HQ ahead of Super Tuesday coverage: ‘They’re scrambling’
By Social Links forAlexandra Steigrad

NY POST

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2024 04:32 PM (eYF7X)

364 According to a New York Post report, a study published by emissions data firm Emission Analytics indicates that electric vehicles may actually be worse for the environment than gas-powered cars and have little or no retail value after 10 years.

Posted by: Buster Hymand at March 05, 2024 04:28 PM (/1UO6)

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Totally unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 05, 2024 04:32 PM (RKHjz)

365
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
@RepMTG
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

👆 The number of illegal aliens who have entered our Southern border under Joe Biden is larger than the population of these 36 states.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 05, 2024 04:32 PM (qRe8u)

366 For Doof

https://tinyurl.com/2nu8eje5

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2024 04:32 PM (mfOz/)

367 I wonder if they could point to a single vote of hers that they didn't like.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

You're suggesting their actions are based on actual evidence?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 04:32 PM (dGCAG)

368

Just watched a n interview on CNBC with that bizarre Howdy Doody looking homo Buttjudge.

He is a real weasel that guy....

Lying like crazy.

I can see someone, not me, strangling him and that huge bobblehead of his flopping all around, the pencilnecked geek.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 05, 2024 04:33 PM (et1vG)

369 >>> 356 Here's a plan:

Make a deadline. Call it July 1. Whatever. If you're here illegally, get your ass out now. Go to your closest representative or State Department branch and ask them for help getting out. Go to the Canadian or Mexican embassy and seek asylum there. No one will hassle you. But you will get out by July 1, because on that date, anyone here illegally, for any reason, without proper documentation for their citizenship or work or temporary visit, will be deemed Outlaw and can be executed on the spot by any one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2024 04:31 PM (9UlRk)

I can think of some other groups that this could be applied to.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 05, 2024 04:33 PM (llON8)

370 https://tinyurl.com/y89sx3wx

Posted by: Double your pleasire at March 05, 2024 04:33 PM (nvKZ7)

371 367 I wonder if they could point to a single vote of hers that they didn't like.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

You're suggesting their actions are based on actual evidence?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 05, 2024 04:32 PM (dGCAG)

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I think I'm implying that their hatred of her is based on a handful of examples of her rhetoric while they ignore the fact that she's been a loyal vote for Schumer no matter what the entire time she's been in the Senate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 05, 2024 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

372 So the GOP is now going to do what?

*crickets*

Posted by: PJ at March 05, 2024 04:34 PM (G1dq6)

373 359. But President Mayorkas can't be impeached! Bigots

Posted by: GOP sux at March 05, 2024 04:35 PM (WddHi)

374 So the GOP is now going to do what?

*crickets*
Posted by: PJ at March 05, 2024 04:34 PM

Soon...

Posted by: The WEF at March 05, 2024 04:35 PM (Wnv9h)

375
They actually gave me a paper ballot. I was almost confused for a minute. Filling out bubbles is so old school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It's time for hanging chads and swinging chads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2024 04:35 PM (63Dwl)

376 Should The Ohio State University be burned to the ground?
Posted by: TheJamesMadisod

Why is it such a Promethean effort to get the name pronounced correctly?

Posted by: THE Ohio State University at March 05, 2024 04:36 PM (a3Q+t)

377 Dems/Progs keep lying that immigrants of past - Italian, Irish came here illegally. All came here legally , most via Ellis island. They just invent stuff.

Posted by: runner at March 05, 2024 04:36 PM (V13WU)

378 If she [Sinema] had stuck to her roots, she had such a bright future.

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I read that as "boots."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 05, 2024 04:36 PM (HkWVk)

379 Biden said he needs congress to pass legislation so he can close the border. I’m guessing the legislation would need to include that his administration is not allowed to import into the country hundreds of thousands of illegals through air travel…not that it was legal in the first place.

Posted by: Andy Stitzer at March 05, 2024 04:37 PM (HWVOw)

380 Birthday cake?

https://bityl.co/OZoY

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 05, 2024 04:37 PM (aD39U)

381 The pretzels are probably stale, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 05, 2024 04:05

The taco's are fresh.

Posted by: Con Air at March 05, 2024 04:37 PM (/K4An)

382 For Doof

https://tinyurl.com/2nu8eje5
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2024 04:32 PM (mfOz/)

Thanks, nurse! Picking up the slack for Mannix!

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:37 PM (eNASR)

383 Birthday cake?

https://bityl.co/OZoY
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Mmmmm...I think we have a new Cake Girl.

Posted by: Bo Schembechler at March 05, 2024 04:38 PM (9yWhg)

384 Soros is only paying with the money, our money, that the administration gives him...which,like Gates, is a lot. These men are generous with tax dollars.

Posted by: GOP sux at March 05, 2024 04:38 PM (WddHi)

385 If progs are told by CNN and whatever trash they read that 100 years ago the sun set in the east , they would run with that, no questions asked.

Posted by: runner at March 05, 2024 04:38 PM (V13WU)

386 It's time for hanging chads and swinging chads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2024 04:35 PM (63Dwl)

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"The Paolo is, how you say, not intimidated ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 05, 2024 04:39 PM (HkWVk)

387 NOOD. Bastiges didn't call it

Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2024 04:41 PM (eNASR)

388 CBP One app was developed when Trump was president.

Seems obvious that the bureaucracy is not under elected officials control.

Posted by: Harun at March 05, 2024 04:41 PM (c2WeP)

389 I miss Wii Fit Girl.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 05, 2024 04:42 PM (3FVP2)

390 @342

>>and have little or no retail value after 10 years.

Checking CarGurus, there is a 2011 Nissan Leaf with 65k Miles, with a current full charge range of 49 miles, down from it's original range which was 75 miles, they want $4,888 dollars, it was listed 44 days ago at 6k dollars.

Since the vehicle has no effective range, the battery pack will need to be replaced.

The low end cost is 5,500 dollars to replace it.

The total OTD outlay to purchase this 13 year old vehicle and make it semi-usable is 12k dollars.

And that would just be the battery, a 13 year old vehicle if not maintained is going to need additional TLC.

I mean, you could get a 2012 Taco for that price.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 05, 2024 04:53 PM (XV/Pl)

391 Soros is paying for it?
More likely Soros-backed NGOs are making money from it.
Click over to usaspending.gov and count the taxpayer funds pumped into these "humanitarian" (human trafficking) organizations to fly them into the US.

Posted by: Coki at March 05, 2024 05:06 PM (qsj+f)

392 Republicans have know, he’ll, I heard of this a couple of years ago

Traitors all

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 05, 2024 05:14 PM (MwHgU)

393 How many of those stalwart, ham'n'egger CBP agents refused to follow these blatantly illegal orders?

Crickets chirping.

So STFU with the tough guy tweets, assholes.

Posted by: butch at March 05, 2024 05:19 PM (UhzRN)

394 Yes, but Tucker and others are the hysterical racists because they claim that Democrats and RINOs are all in on replacing current Americans while gaslighting them that they aren’t.

But but but MAGAets are the domestic terrorists claim the media.

Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at March 05, 2024 06:03 PM (nI4xo)

395 This is the real insurrection.

Posted by: Ksw at March 05, 2024 07:52 PM (33x2A)

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