Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Musician
Tamara de Lempicka

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

2 Boobage!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2024 09:30 AM (dg+HA)

3 Tits and strings. can't complain.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2024 09:30 AM (VwHCD)

4 We have breasteses!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:31 AM (uiWTm)

5 You can keep this one, not for me

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2024 09:31 AM (/R4+2)

6 She used to be a dude, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:31 AM (aD39U)

7 We have breasteses!

With a man face.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 09:31 AM (uiWTm)

8 Nice colors. Predominance of sky blue is very nice.

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 09:31 AM (V13WU)

9 She's kinda chunky.

But, nipples and ginger, so I'll allow it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

10 I like it except for the lady.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 09:31 AM (SfhV1)

11 I want some red roses for a blue lady.....

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 08, 2024 09:31 AM (Sgq8y)

12 Room cold?

Or back to the 'headlights' discussion of the other day?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (a1415)

13 Wonder what other instruments she "plays."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (9yWhg)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Redheaded guy in a blue dress.

Posted by: dantesed at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (88xKn)

16 Play your fingers to the bone; whaddya get?
Bony fingers!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (dg+HA)

17 "She'll put an eye out with those things."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

18 She is a tad ghastly.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (VwHCD)

19 Pointy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (4I/2K)

20 I gave my love a cherry that has no stone
I gave my love a chicken that has no bone
I gave my love a ring that has no end
I gave my love a baby

*slams guitar repeatedly against wall*

sorry

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)

21 Ever watched Dolly Parton play guitar?

Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

22 Too bad she's got raging man face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

23 Clearly this Lady from Naples is springing back from your rigid patriarchal definitions of time.

Posted by: Some Sort Of Canadian Freak at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (9jDya)

24 Chilly in here.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (IWZO4)

25 Or, is that the "IT'S MA'AM" dude?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

26 Is this because of International Women's Day? She looks Bolshie.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (SfhV1)

27 Must be a bit chilly...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:33 AM (7fElN)

28 Does the carpet match the curtains?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)

29 Looks chilly. Nice colors though. Would hang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 08, 2024 09:33 AM (bvn1c)

30 Well, she's no Lester Flatt.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:33 AM (vFG9F)

31 Kinda manly. Would not hang.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 08, 2024 09:33 AM (YRsIm)

32 Tits and strings. can't complain.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2024 09:30 AM (VwHCD)

Until the Crying Game part.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:33 AM (aD39U)

33 pointy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 08, 2024 09:34 AM (R4t5M)

34 Butterface

Posted by: Son of Dad at March 08, 2024 09:34 AM (8JB5s)

35 Artist Tamara de Lempicka
Year 1929
Medium Oil on canvas[1]
Movement Art Deco
Dimensions 115.8 cm × 73 cm (45.6 in × 29 in)
Location Private collection

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 09:34 AM (ENQN6)

36 Come in, Rangoon. Come in.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 08, 2024 09:35 AM (2yu8s)

37 She looks like she'd be more fun than that Hapsburg chick we had the other day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:35 AM (9yWhg)

38 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2024 09:35 AM (/mQWP)

39 Morning.

Look, an art!

She must be cold.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2024 09:35 AM (1Yy3c)

40 Lyre!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 08, 2024 09:35 AM (R4t5M)

41 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2024 09:35 AM (/mQWP)

ISWYDT. Crafty.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (aD39U)

42 Buskin' for a living

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (4I/2K)

43 Scarlett Johansson is plumping up.

Oh well, nothing lasts forever.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (4g2DL)

44 Not a man's face; Ayn Rand's face, but ginger.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (1bNHn)

45 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (1Yy3c)

46 Good morning all!!
I am not a big fan of modern art. My daughter and I were strolling through the Guggenheim Museum in NYC back in 2019, and I saw what I thought was a discarded roll of what looked like duct tape. I went to kick it out of the way, but one of the guards said, "That's an exhibit!" Wut??

Posted by: jmel at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (RWHIh)

47 I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps
With every mistake, we must surely be learning
Still, my guitar gently weeps...

Posted by: runner at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (V13WU)

48 7 We have breasteses!

With a man face.
Posted by: rickb223

IT'S STILL "MA'AM"!!! I'M AS MUCH A WOMAN AS ANYONE ELSE!!!

(No beard or bulge, so I guess we're "winning")

Posted by: Gamestop Meltdown at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (JCZqz)

49 The colors are amazing and a fellow ginger!

Thanks CBD!

Posted by: mpfs at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (wMSZ1)

50 And on International Women's Day.
I guess it's a women.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

51 Not a man's face;
Posted by: Eeyore

Mandolin face?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:37 AM (9yWhg)

52 Not a man's face; Ayn Rand's face, but ginger.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (1bNHn)

Unique. It's not a face you come across very often.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 09:37 AM (4I/2K)

53 Turkey's done!

Posted by: ballistic at March 08, 2024 09:38 AM (oqH4h)

54 "Unique. It's not a face you come across very often."

will we have restraint, or go for this softball.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 09:38 AM (a1415)

55 *slams guitar repeatedly against wall*

sorry
Posted by: rhennigantx

Perhaps the greatest movie scene ever. The half-hearted 'Sorry' gets me every time.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 09:38 AM (vBMpQ)

56 She got shoulders and neck muscles of a line backer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2024 09:38 AM (VwHCD)

57 hands look AI

Posted by: brak at March 08, 2024 09:39 AM (AR07F)

58 Musician? Or Magician?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zjz0TdQNw_k?feature=share

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 08, 2024 09:39 AM (fs1hN)

59 It's not a face you come across very often.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 09:37 AM (4I/2K)

You can say that again.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 08, 2024 09:39 AM (1Yy3c)

60 Attack of the 500' floating Lute Lady

Posted by: Son of Dad at March 08, 2024 09:39 AM (8JB5s)

61 Unique. It's not a face you come across very often.
Posted by: Count de Monet

*All Morons, shifting in their seat, but just letting it go. . . *

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 09:39 AM (vBMpQ)

62 Not a fan of this type of art. I associate it too much with Glorious Socialist Realism. Would not hang.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2024 09:39 AM (Wnv9h)

63 Reminds me a bit of WWII nose art. Competent but not inspirational, along the lines of the illustration vs. art discussion.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (QN7a1)

64 FREEBIRD!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (Q4IgG)

65 >52 Not a man's face; Ayn Rand's face, but ginger.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (1bNHn)

Unique. It's not a face you come across very often.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2024 09:37 AM (4I/2K)

She was a handsome woman.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (GTqXr)

66 Is this because of International Women's Day? She looks Bolshie.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 08, 2024 09:32 AM (SfhV1)

What the hell is "International Women's Day?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (gSZYf)

67 I'm surprised all the 'Rons noticed she *has* a face. They must be getting more selective as they edge closer to 29.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (XjtdB)

68 Very art deco. Beautiful green eyes.

Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (oaGWv)

69 Attack of the 500' floating Lute Lady
Posted by: Son of Dad at March 08, 2024 09:39 AM

"What did you do, Ray?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (Wnv9h)

70 My skills with the flute are unsurpassed. This contest is not over yet.

Posted by: Kamala Harris' Hairy Chocolate Chipples at March 08, 2024 09:41 AM (EEgXH)

71 What the hell is "International Women's Day?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM

Some commie BS I wouldn't have known about but for today's Google Doodle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2024 09:41 AM (Wnv9h)

72 I'd like to play a few licks with her, IYKWIMAITYD...

Posted by: JML at March 08, 2024 09:41 AM (OrDr0)

73 She's pining for the F150s.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2024 09:41 AM (dg+HA)

74 The Mandolin seems like a strange choice of instrument.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2024 09:42 AM (VwHCD)

75 Off to work.

Be excellent to each other.

Make gay happy again.

Make the rainbow God's Promise again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

76 Tamara is to Capitalist Art Deco as Frida is to Communist Surrealism.

And I don't like either girl. Give me Mary Cassatt and Georgia O'Keefe instead.

Sings Tom Petty's "American Girl".

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 08, 2024 09:42 AM (hdDnm)

77 "What the hell is "International Women's Day?"

It must be a thing because my classical music station has been playing nothing but works by women composers all morning.

Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2024 09:42 AM (oaGWv)

78 Not every gal has the right build to be a flapper in the Ziegfeld follies.

Posted by: Fanny Brice at March 08, 2024 09:42 AM (JCZqz)

79 What the hell is "International Women's Day?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I gave this explanation to Grammie Winger in the last thread:

IIRC, it was instituted by the Bolsheviks to commemorate the women who protested bread prices in St. Petersburg in March 1917, thus kicking off the Russian Revolution.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:42 AM (9yWhg)

80 What the hell is "International Women's Day?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (gSZYf)
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Do you really want me to forward the email I received from my Chancellor about this?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:43 AM (7fElN)

81 What's up with the Soviet architecture in the background?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2024 09:43 AM (dg+HA)

82 Sweater puppies look like they should be loaded into the belly of a B-29.

Most Art Deco stuff is pretty cool. This, however, misses the mark. Would not hang.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 08, 2024 09:43 AM (2AUjo)

83 The tits are nice. The face scares the shit out of me.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2024 09:44 AM (FmapG)

84 International Women's Day is basically the leftie version of Mothers' Day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:44 AM (9yWhg)

85 A ukulele player with a headlight issue.
I approve.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 08, 2024 09:44 AM (ufFY8)

86 IIRC, it was instituted by the Bolsheviks to commemorate the women who protested bread prices in St. Petersburg in March 1917, thus kicking off the Russian Revolution.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:42 AM (9yWhg)
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So the Communist takeover of Russia is all women's fault?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:44 AM (7fElN)

87 Tamara de Lempicka was kind of a babe.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 08, 2024 09:45 AM (lClq/)

88 An Art Deco redhead with erect mammalian protruberances-how can anyone not be a fan?

Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at March 08, 2024 09:45 AM (V5BDR)

89 What the hell is "International Women's Day?"
____

It's the day where they have all the sales on Lume products.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 08, 2024 09:45 AM (fs1hN)

90 It’s kinda cool But too weird to make it hangable.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:45 AM (bWsRe)

91 would not hang.

in general, i do not like this 20s era looking style. just too blocky and not appealing. plus, that looks even worse with a model than the usual architectural paintings.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 08, 2024 09:46 AM (bving)

92 >>> 80 What the hell is "International Women's Day?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (gSZYf)
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Do you really want me to forward the email I received from my Chancellor about this?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:43 AM (7fElN)

Do it!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2024 09:46 AM (llON8)

93 And on International Women's Day.
I guess it's a women.

Are you a biologist or something?

Posted by: Justice Affirnative Action Case at March 08, 2024 09:46 AM (ibTVg)

94 >>> 69 Attack of the 500' floating Lute Lady
Posted by: Son of Dad at March 08, 2024 09:39 AM

"What did you do, Ray?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (Wnv9h)

I didn't do anything!!!

Posted by: Ray at March 08, 2024 09:46 AM (llON8)

95 84 International Women's Day is basically the leftie version of Mothers' Day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:44 AM (9yWhg)

How dare you H8er? It’s Birthing Person Day.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:46 AM (bWsRe)

96 cubist-adjacent, art deco painting style is kind of appealing to me.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 08, 2024 09:46 AM (D0iFB)

97 This work was not chosen because of IWD. It was chosen because I liked it.

You lunatics see patterns and themes in my choices. I see:

OOH! Nice color!

SQUIRREL!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 09:47 AM (gSZYf)

98 IIRC, it was instituted by the Bolsheviks to commemorate the women who protested bread prices in St. Petersburg in March 1917, thus kicking off the Russian Revolution.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:42 AM (9yWhg)
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So the Communist takeover of Russia is all women's fault?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:44 AM (7fElN)

Some people claim that there's womens to blame
But I know,
It's my own damn fault.

Posted by: Vladimir Lennin, looking for his shaker of salt at March 08, 2024 09:47 AM (4I/2K)

99 Not really my style, but the coloring is captivating. The contrast of blue dress, fair skin, and red hair is especially nice.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 08, 2024 09:47 AM (ftFVW)

100 I blame the matriarchy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2024 09:48 AM (dg+HA)

101 Art Deco?

Posted by: cpurick at March 08, 2024 09:48 AM (lNjg1)

102 Some people claim that there's womens to blame
But I know,
It's my own damn fault.
Posted by: Vladimir Lennin

Ah, "Magadanaville." Great song.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:48 AM (9yWhg)

103 >>> 97 This work was not chosen because of IWD. It was chosen because I liked it.

You lunatics see patterns and themes in my choices. I see:

OOH! Nice color!

SQUIRREL!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 09:47 AM (gSZYf)

Mister Dildo, are you *denying* that you observed the headlights in this picture?

Posted by: Senator something or other at March 08, 2024 09:48 AM (llON8)

104 Tamara de Lempicka was kind of a babe.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 08, 2024 09:45 AM (lClq/)

Yes...she was.

She led a strange life, and she definitely wasn't a commie.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 09:48 AM (gSZYf)

105 I’d like to create Back to Normal Day. A day when everyone pretends like it’s 1998.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:49 AM (bWsRe)

106 She's really white. So prolly a white supremacist.

Posted by: Avg. College Prof at March 08, 2024 09:49 AM (fs1hN)

107 You lunatics see patterns and themes in my choices. I see:

OOH! Nice color!

SQUIRREL!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 09:47 AM (gSZYf)
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It's not art unless the squirrel is wearing a purple pimp hat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:49 AM (7fElN)

108 "What did you do, Ray?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2024 09:40 AM (Wnv9h)

I didn't do anything!!!
Posted by: Ray

When someone asks if you're a god, say yes!

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 08, 2024 09:49 AM (ftFVW)

109 I’d like to create Back to Normal Day. A day when everyone pretends like it’s 1998.

Its like The Purge for snowflakes. You are likely literally like killing me because you won't use my pronouns!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 09:50 AM (ibTVg)

110 That painting is infinitely better than the Salvador Dali-type surrealist bullshit I witness last night. Give me cubist-adjacent capitalist Art Deco over godless fascism every time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 08, 2024 09:50 AM (ufFY8)

111 A Gringa for Eighto de Marcho.

Posted by: XTC at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (UnA8+)

112 Ah, "Magadanaville." Great song.
___

She's a real beauty,
A Byelo-roos-ian cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue

Posted by: Avg. College Prof at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (fs1hN)

113 She can't carry a tune in a bucket but I sure would...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (/SHEi)

114 Cats In Hats Made From Their Own Hair

https://bityl.co/OcjX

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (aD39U)

115 Thats a handsome woman.

Posted by: Art Critic at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (FjlUt)

116 She's really white. So prolly a white supremacist.

You had my interest, now you have my attention

Posted by: A young Grand Wizard Byrd at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (ibTVg)

117 Looks like Tamara may have used this same model in other paintings as well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (9yWhg)

118 From Previous thread:

"Laken Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That's right. But how many thousands of people being killed by legals? "

Unbelievable. And I'm pretty jaded.
Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 09:20 AM (vFG9F)
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If that is the correct transcript, just wow. Utter contempt for the American people.

I'm surprised he didn't throw the button on the ground to complete the gesture.

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2024 09:52 AM (G0vdT)

119 Posted by: jmel at March 08, 2024 09:36 AM (RWHIh)

The Guggenheim is my least favorite gallery. It's supposed to be this modern rethinking of the gallery space designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. Cool, except it's impractical. The floor is sloped because the galley is designed in a vertical spiral. Therefore the art is viewed while standing in an unnatural position, with your hips askew and your back twisted. It's very uncomfortable. If you have back problems, beware.

Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2024 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

120 I’d like to create Back to Normal Day. A day when everyone pretends like it’s 1998.
Posted by: Montec

I try to do this daily, sometimes it works. (Except I was a teen, so I'd rather not repeat that part of '98.)

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 08, 2024 09:52 AM (ftFVW)

121 Cats In Hats Made From Their Own Hair

https://bityl.co/OcjX
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (aD39U)

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Weird, but cute. Send that in to the Pet Thread!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:53 AM (7fElN)

122 She's a beauty.
She one in a million girls
Why would I lie?

Posted by: The Tubes at March 08, 2024 09:53 AM (ufFY8)

123 Competent but not inspirational, along the lines of the illustration vs. art discussion.
Posted by: Erik In Texas

Triggering! This is what MY art teachers said, too! I'm just so angry at the unfairness of it all! Maybe I should go into politics instead...

Posted by: A. Hitler at March 08, 2024 09:53 AM (JCZqz)

124 Cats In Hats Made From Their Own Hair

https://bityl.co/OcjX

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (aD39U)

Someone might have too much time on their hands.

Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)

125
"Laken Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That's right. But how many thousands of people being killed by legals? "

Beau's death was a tragedy, a million deaths is just a statistic.

Posted by: Our Uncle Joe at March 08, 2024 09:54 AM (ibTVg)

126 This one is rather Trumpish.

https://bityl.co/OddA

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:54 AM (aD39U)

127 https://bityl.co/OddA
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:54 AM (aD39U)

I said, "Pussy."

Posted by: OrangeCatBad at March 08, 2024 09:55 AM (ufFY8)

128 Fruit of the lute!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 08, 2024 09:55 AM (qRe8u)

129 Cats In Hats Made From Their Own Hair

https://bityl.co/OcjX
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I've made things out of the brushed off cat fur... never thought to make accessories for the cat out of it.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 08, 2024 09:56 AM (ftFVW)

130 https://bityl.co/OddA
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:54 AM (aD39U)

I said, "Pussy."

Posted by: OrangeCatBad at March 08, 2024 09:55 AM (ufFY

Heh. I wish I had thought of that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:56 AM (aD39U)

131 Guys if illegals stop coming here the price of lettuce may increase by 1/4 of a cent. A few dead white girls is well worth the price to keep this from happening.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 09:56 AM (bWsRe)

132 Cats In Hats Made From Their Own Hair

https://bityl.co/OcjX
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I've made things out of the brushed off cat fur... never thought to make accessories for the cat out of it.
Posted by: She Hobbit at March 08, 2024 09:56 AM (ftFVW)
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Maybe we could make that a Weekend Hobby Thread challenge....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 09:57 AM (7fElN)

133 Joe Biden advised Barack Obama to wait to order the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, the former president writes in his new memoir. “Joe weighed in against the raid,” Obama writes in A Promised Land, about discussion of the Navy Seals mission, which he ordered to go ahead as intended in Abbottabad, Pakistan, on the night of 1-2 May 2011.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

134 Fruit of the lute!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

Why did the archaeologists steal King Tut's underwear?

Because it was Loot of the Tomb!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

135 Ayn Rand had some nice nipples.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 08, 2024 09:57 AM (eYF7X)

136 Beau's death was a tragedy, a million deaths is just a statistic.
Posted by: Our Uncle Joe at March 08, 2024 09:54 AM

Laken Riley's death was an inconvenience.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 09:57 AM (FjlUt)

137

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 08, 2024 09:57 AM (X4yCj)

138 U.S. Embassy and Consulates in Russia

The Embassy is monitoring reports that extremists have imminent plans to target large gatherings in Moscow, to include concerts, and U.S. citizens should be advised to avoid large gatherings over the next 48 hours.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

139 Joe Biden advised Barack Obama to wait to order the raid that killed Osama bin Laden

Remember Barky had known Osama was there for about a year at the time. So this story is NOT look how decisive Barky is...this story is how pathetic Biden is...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 09:58 AM (ibTVg)

140 Cats In Hats Made From Their Own Hair
https://bityl.co/OcjX
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (aD39U)
Someone might have too much time on their hands.
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)

Bums Make Their Own Gravy > Cats In Hats From Their Own Hair

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2024 09:58 AM (/SHEi)

141 One of our cats was eaten by something. We gathered up nearly a cat's worth of her fur off the back porch and buried that in our pet cemetery.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:58 AM (aD39U)

142 Never seen any of this ladies works.
She's definitely from the USSR school of art; but, I like it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2024 09:59 AM (gRvjD)

143 138 U.S. Embassy and Consulates in Russia

The Embassy is monitoring reports that extremists have imminent plans to target large gatherings in Moscow, to include concerts, and U.S. citizens should be advised to avoid large gatherings over the next 48 hours.
_______

Extremists? Christian Nationalists?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 08, 2024 09:59 AM (fs1hN)

144 Not nice to point.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2024 10:00 AM (q7hip)

145 Nipple hats, that’s why.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2024 10:00 AM (NxC5+)

146 California is in the clutches of a fiscal inferno! California’s budget crisis is projected to expand more than previously thought and could hit a record deficit of $73 billion, according to a new report from the state’s nonpartisan Legislative Analyst’s Office (LAO). The LAO laid out the grim forecast in a Tuesday report that cautions that a $24 billion “erosion in revenues” corresponds to a $15 billion increase in the state’s budget problem. Due to this, the budget deficit, which last month was estimated to hit $58 billion, could now go as high as $73 billion.

I heard somebody say
Burn, baby, burn, fiscal inferno
Burn, baby, burn, burn that mother down, y'all

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:00 AM (RHGPo)

147 Extremists in Moscow? Man these MAGA people are everywhere.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 10:00 AM (bWsRe)

148 One of our cats was eaten by something.

How close is the nearest Chinese restaurant?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:00 AM (9yWhg)

149 One of our cats was eaten by something. We gathered up nearly a cat's worth of her fur off the back porch and buried that in our pet cemetery.

Cats are in an odd position where in most locales there are still wild animals that will eat them given the chance but most cats want to be outdoor cats.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:00 AM (ibTVg)

150 "Laken Riley, an innocent young woman who was killed by an illegal. That's right. But how many thousands of people being killed by legals? "

Unbelievable. And I'm pretty jaded.
Posted by: fd

And causing a bit of a dust up on the Lefty sites.

Huffington Post: Biden's Use Of 'Illegal' To Describe Migrants Raises Red Flags For Democrats. “No human being is illegal,” said Rep. Delia Ramirez (D-Ill.) in a social media post soon afterwards.

He knows better. It was a slip. Can we not just admit that? He shouldn't have said it.

in this election, no. this is no time to nitpick and otherwise important speech.

It's a known problematic phrase to describe people. And it's OK to talk about it.To not do so seems so much like the Trump cult saying that some horrible thing he said just isn't important. We aren't a cult. We don't have to never say anything remotely negative.[/i

this 'slip' was part of his reply to empty green. it's not like it was in the script.

So it's just something he normally says? That's not better.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 08, 2024 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

151 White House Refuses to Support Laken Riley Act, Says ‘Get on Board’ with Senate Bill

House responses .. "Bite Me"

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

152 Why did the archaeologists steal King Tut's underwear?

Because it was Loot of the Tomb!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

A Muldoon you'll never be.

(But I groaned a little)

https://youtu.be/PqsHWnDBS0Q?feature=shared

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 08, 2024 10:01 AM (ufFY8)

153 She's definitely from the USSR school of art; but, I like it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2024 09:59 AM (gRvjD)

Polish.

And she spent most of her life in the West.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 10:02 AM (gSZYf)

154 It must be a thing because my classical music station has been playing nothing but works by women composers all morning.
Posted by: Tuna

Yesterday on Instagram, a post came to my feed about some 'historic' all woman USAF flight this week. I replied something along the lines of "Oh, accomplishing a task men have been doing for around 90 years."

I'll spend my time banned playing cards and drinking.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 10:02 AM (vBMpQ)

155 So someone stole some money from a bank. Big deal. People make withdrawals by the thousands every day.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 10:03 AM (bWsRe)

156 One of our cats was eaten by something.

skinwalkers

Posted by: brak at March 08, 2024 10:04 AM (AR07F)

157 141 One of our cats was eaten by something. We gathered up nearly a cat's worth of her fur off the back porch and buried that in our pet cemetery.
Posted by: G'rump928

I'm sorry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2024 10:04 AM (KZHEt)

158 East German Godzilla movies were different.

Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2024 10:04 AM (0Id0S)

159 Looks like Tamara may have used this same model in other paintings as well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Noticed that too.
She sure could paint though.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2024 10:04 AM (gRvjD)

160 One of the few times eating pussy is bad.

Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 08, 2024 10:05 AM (ufFY8)

161 She sure could paint though.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

And she did a lot of nude or scantily-clad women.

Wonder what team she played on?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:05 AM (9yWhg)

162 One of our cats was eaten by something.

Posted by: G'rump928

Coyote? They're sneaky bastids.

Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2024 10:06 AM (AwYPR)

163 “I think how different life looks in the road ahead for you than it did for me when I was your age. Our country is still a great country with so much good in it but we could do so much better.

“Most Americans who played by the rules for the last [four] years have been punished. The average family is working harder, spending less time with their children, paying more for their education and health care. Worried about losing their jobs, worried about the future of this nation.

“In California alone half a million jobs have been lost.

“Your state government is broke and while you’re building more jails, education is being cut and as you well know, tuition is being raised.

“The middle class in this country is declining, the poor increasing. Only the very wealthiest have done better. Your nation has fallen from first to tenth in the world in wages.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 08, 2024 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

164 “What we got to do now is fight for real change. Change that will require us all to take on interest groups and big government. Change that will require us all to assume more responsibility. Change that will require us to move away from a country in which the top 1% control more wealth than the bottom 90% for the first time since the roaring ’20s.

“Change that will require us all to be one community again, to confront and impose on ourselves higher standards of responsibility, and to listen to one another again instead of just scream at one another. To sit down together, and learn from one another, and honestly try to change ourselves. If we’re going to rebuild America, we’ve got to create more opportunities. We’ve got to require more responsibility. We’ve got to permit more individual choice and strengthen our communities.

“How are we going to do it? I’ll tell you one thing you’ll never do any of it until you change the presidency.”

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 08, 2024 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

165 Cats are in an odd position where in most locales there are still wild animals that will eat them given the chance but most cats want to be outdoor cats.
Posted by: 18-1

No strays around here at all - we have bobcats, coyotes, eagles and lions and tigers and bears - oh my!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 10:06 AM (vBMpQ)

166 One of the few times eating pussy is bad.

you can't say that on International Women's Day

Posted by: brak at March 08, 2024 10:06 AM (AR07F)

167 "Wonder what team she played on?"

Both.

Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2024 10:06 AM (oaGWv)

168 Montec @ 105- Back to normal is 1998?
For me it’s closer to 1972.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2024 10:06 AM (NxC5+)

169 Posted by: BignJames

Yes, I was thinking coyote or a great horned owl.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)

170 Cats are in an odd position where in most locales there are still wild animals that will eat them given the chance but most cats want to be outdoor cats.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:00 AM (ibTVg)
---
Yeah, they aren't at the top of the food chain. Lots of predators out there (dogs and coyotes, among others).

Indoor cats tend to live longer, but they are living in a gilded cage.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 10:07 AM (7fElN)

171 Coyote? They're sneaky bastids.
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2024 10:06 AM (AwYPR)

Coyote or owl. We have both. Something that could carry her away bodily.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 10:07 AM (aD39U)

172 Morn' all... Have a headache from too much wine last night after that screamfest called the SOTU speech... I think Katie britt was great... It's a thankless job and her calmness after Bidens hysteria was quite a contrast

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2024 10:07 AM (Akjoo)

173 Huffington Post: Biden's Use Of 'Illegal' To Describe Migrants Raises Red Flags For Democrats. “No human being is illegal,” said Rep. Delia Ramirez (D-Ill.) in a social media post soon afterwards.

It's a known problematic phrase to describe people. And it's OK to talk about it.To not do so seems so much like the Trump cult saying that some horrible thing he said just isn't important. We aren't a cult. We don't have to never say anything remotely negative.

Wetback is better. It's more descriptive.

You swam the river to enter this country illegally.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 10:07 AM (uiWTm)

174 For the EV haters…

Tesla Cybertruck Embarrasses Itself In Tug Of War With Silverado HD

https://tinyurl.com/mr4yjncz

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 10:08 AM (bWsRe)

175 February Jobs Soar By 275K, Smashing Estimates, But January Revised Sharply Lower And Unemployment Rate Jumps To 2 Year High

Death, taxes and the Biden admin reporting a stellar jobs beat then revising it sharply lower one month later.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:08 AM (RHGPo)

176 Out: Illegal Immigrant

In: Colonizer

Happy lefties?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:08 AM (ibTVg)

177 This is pleasant and interesting.

Would hang in my grand hall.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 10:08 AM (XV/Pl)

178 Yeah, they aren't at the top of the food chain. Lots of predators out there (dogs and coyotes, among others).

Indoor cats tend to live longer, but they are living in a gilded cage.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 10:07 AM (7fElN)

Yeah, that is why they are what they are. Looking out for predators above them in the chain, while hunting prey below them. A bit schizo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 08, 2024 10:09 AM (ufFY8)

179 No book containing pics such as this should be in any school or public librsry

I mean you can't even see a little pair of ladyballs right?

Posted by: David French at March 08, 2024 10:09 AM (ibTVg)

180 Paul's heart just ain't in it anymore.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 10:09 AM (aD39U)

181 Cats In Hats Made From Their Own Hair

https://bityl.co/OcjX
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:51 AM (aD39U)

A couple of times Mom had me spin the brushed out hair of her Pomeranian-of-the-time and knit the resulting yarn into a hat (2 dogs, 2 hats). I especially liked telling one of the dogs that I was going to make him into a hat whenever he was annoying.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 08, 2024 10:09 AM (XjtdB)

182 Tire Separates From Boeing 777, Crushes Cars In San Francisco Parking Lot

"Here's the car smooshed by the United wheel at SFO. You can see the rubber smudge, and the circular imprint of the tire."

... starting to wonder who Boeing didn't pay off

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

183 It's a known problematic phrase to describe people.

Speaking of which, can we go back to making dot-Indian jokes about Nikki Haley?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:10 AM (9yWhg)

184 Yeah, that is why they are what they are. Looking out for predators above them in the chain, while hunting prey below them. A bit schizo.

I've seen videos of cats scaring off bears. They really are odd animals.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:10 AM (ibTVg)

185
Polish.

And she spent most of her life in the West.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

From her interview:
Tamara grew up in Warsaw, Moscow, and St. Petersburg, and lived through the Russian Revolution, ...
https://tinyurl.com/ktx3vwm4

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2024 10:11 AM (gRvjD)

186 Paul tries so hard and fails. But he gets a B for effort.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 10:11 AM (bWsRe)

187 You swam the river to enter this country illegally.
____

Not exactly.

Posted by: Illegal with mucho frequent flyer miles courtesy of US Taxpayer and Joe Biden at March 08, 2024 10:11 AM (fs1hN)

188 People Who Received Ivermectin Were Better Off, Study Finds

Ivermectin recipients recovered faster than others.

... Thanx FDA .. you animals

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

189 118
Here is Biden speaking about Laken

https://tinyurl.com/yj6td2h3

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2024 10:11 AM (/mQWP)

190 Cool, except it's impractical. The floor is sloped because the galley is designed in a vertical spiral. Therefore the art is viewed while standing in an unnatural position, with your hips askew and your back twisted. It's very uncomfortable. If you have back problems, beware.
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2024 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

On brand for a FLW design.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 08, 2024 10:12 AM (XjtdB)

191 185 I've seen videos of cats scaring off bears. They really are odd animals.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:10 AM (ibTVg)

They're equipped with built-in spring-loaded razors.

Posted by: XTC at March 08, 2024 10:12 AM (UnA8+)

192 >>> 189 People Who Received Ivermectin Were Better Off, Study Finds

Ivermectin recipients recovered faster than others.

... Thanx FDA .. you animals
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

Good thing we have EXPERTS!!! in the government to protect us!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2024 10:12 AM (llON8)

193 50% of all new jobs are being filled by migrants

—

Imagine thinking this is a good thing. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 10:12 AM (bWsRe)

194 WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING ...

Male Soldiers In Spain Changing Genders To Receive Better Benefits And Higher Pay

“For changing my gender, I have been told that my pension has gone up because women get more to compensate for inequality. I also get 15 percent more salary for being a

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

195 Coyote? They're sneaky bastids.

I have it on good authority that coyotes never eat. Now that I think about it, if Wyle E. could afford to order all that crap from Acme, why didn't he just order a burger from Uber Eats?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:13 AM (sNc8Y)

196 Tire Separates From Boeing 777, Crushes Cars In San Francisco Parking Lot
___
Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards
-Babylon Bee

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 08, 2024 10:13 AM (fs1hN)

197 People Who Received Ivermectin Were Better Off, Study Finds

The 2021 DoD leak showed the government knew IVM was effective if given early in the progress of COVID.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:13 AM (ibTVg)

198 189 People Who Received Ivermectin Were Better Off, Study Finds

Ivermectin recipients recovered faster than others.

... Thanx FDA .. you animals
-----------------
DARPA forcast this and recommended Ivermectic. Somehow, no one in the Feds or Manhattan Media and Silicon Valley wanted to listen.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2024 10:13 AM (hWxEy)

199 > People Who Received Ivermectin Were Better Off, Study Finds
_________________

People who ignored all of that covid panic shit "are" better off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2024 10:13 AM (Q4IgG)

200 Tire Separates From Boeing 777, Crushes Cars In San Francisco Parking Lot

Not this shit again

Posted by: Donnie Darko at March 08, 2024 10:14 AM (ibTVg)

201 Paul think the govt hiring people - 50-% of them being illegals = strong economy

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 10:14 AM (bWsRe)

202 Gonna fo with the lost Boeing tire being United's maintenance issue.

As much as I would like to blame Boeing, I don't think this is gonna be their problem.

Except for the PR side of it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 10:14 AM (a1415)

203 People Who Received Ivermectin Were Better Off, Study Finds

Ivermectin recipients recovered faster than others.

... Thanx FDA .. you animals
Posted by: SMOD

It was a positive study that was written up as negative. They set an arbitrarily high bar for success, then claimed failure when the study didn't reach that bar. Then added that it didn't matter anyway because vaccine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 10:14 AM (dsdmx)

204 I have it on good authority that coyotes never eat. Now that I think about it, if Wyle E. could afford to order all that crap from Acme, why didn't he just order a burger from Uber Eats?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:13 AM (sNc8Y)
---
How did he pay for all that ACME gear?

Unless he was actually employed by their R&D department as a test pilot....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 10:15 AM (7fElN)

205 While Biden is hiring illegals, this is what’s happening in the private sector…

Layoff announcements in February hit their highest level for the month since the global financial crisis, according to outplacement firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas. The total of 84,638 planned cuts showed an increase of 3% from January and 9% from the same month a year ago, with technology and finance companies at the forefront.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 10:15 AM (bWsRe)

206 So we dropped emergency food on 5 people and killed them in Gaza.... No comment

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2024 10:15 AM (Akjoo)

207 Good thing we have EXPERTS!!! in the government to protect us!
___

It wouldn't surprise me if there was actually an expert deep in the bowels of the bureacracy that recommended Ivermectin treatment. This will never get out and their reward was to be pushed even further into the bowels.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 08, 2024 10:15 AM (fs1hN)

208 206 So we dropped emergency food on 5 people and killed them in Gaza.... No comment
_____

GENOCIDE!!!!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 08, 2024 10:16 AM (fs1hN)

209 18-1 @ 176-
Colonizer?
No senor, reconquista!

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2024 10:16 AM (NxC5+)

210 So we dropped emergency food on 5 people and killed them in Gaza.... No comment
Posted by: It's me donna

Saved the IDF some time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2024 10:16 AM (gRvjD)

211 How did he pay for all that ACME gear?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 10:15 AM (7fElN)

federal grants

Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2024 10:16 AM (AwYPR)

212 High paying jobs in tech and finance are shrinking, while low end minimum wage jobs filled by illegals are growing. This is the Biden economy in a nutshell.

Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 10:16 AM (bWsRe)

213 *And she did a lot of nude or scantily-clad women.*

So playing to the patriarchy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2024 10:16 AM (dg+HA)

214 206 So we dropped emergency food on 5 people and killed them in Gaza.... No comment
-----------------
Did kind of solve the starving problem.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2024 10:16 AM (hWxEy)

215 This will never get out and their reward was to be pushed even further into the bowels.

You have my attention.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 08, 2024 10:17 AM (CsUN+)

216 189 118
Here is Biden speaking about Laken

https://tinyurl.com/yj6td2h3

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 08, 2024 10:11 AM (/mQWP)

The only thing I want to hear from Biden is a death rattle.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 08, 2024 10:17 AM (KbCG3)

217 *And she did a lot of nude or scantily-clad women.*

So playing to the patriarchy.

Wiki says she was bi and often painted the women she had sex with...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:17 AM (ibTVg)

218 >>> 205
==
Layoff announcements in February hit their highest level for the month since the global financial crisis, according to outplacement firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas. The total of 84,638 planned cuts showed an increase of 3% from January and 9% from the same month a year ago, with technology and finance companies at the forefront.
Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 10:15 AM (bWsRe)

Has David French learned to code yet?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2024 10:17 AM (llON8)

219 201 Paul think the govt hiring people - 50-% of them being illegals = strong economy

Posted by: Montec

Biden's creating so many jobs, we need to bring in immigrants to fill them all! And then, we need to give them citizenship to give them all the wage and workplace protections they deserve!

Posted by: Lefty Retards at March 08, 2024 10:17 AM (JCZqz)

220 Art deco? Art deco and an Ann rand are connected in my head for some reason. Very nice.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 08, 2024 10:17 AM (7fVdQ)

221 Did they even bother to put parachutes on those aid packages?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:17 AM (9yWhg)

222 Wiki says she was bi and often painted the women she had sex with...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:17 AM (ibTVg)

Before or after?

Not during, right?? No one is that agile.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2024 10:18 AM (q7hip)

223 Guy who owns that car in the SFO parking lot:

A tire fell off of a United jet! Hahahahahahaha....oh.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 10:18 AM (dsdmx)

224 When President Angry Old Man Who Shits Himself said legals kill more people than illegals is he saying legal immigration should be shut down?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 08, 2024 10:18 AM (rWwta)

225 197 People Who Received Ivermectin Were Better Off, Study Finds

The 2021 DoD leak showed the government knew IVM was effective if given early in the progress of COVID.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:13 AM (ibTVg)

========

But then Trump said it could help. What else was the narrative supposed to do but do everything to try and make Trump look stupid, even if it meant killing people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 08, 2024 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

226 One of our cats was eaten by something. We gathered up nearly a cat's worth of her fur off the back porch and buried that in our pet cemetery.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:58 AM (aD39U)

Coyotes. They love cats when they can get them and can even climb trees better than a cat can.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2024 10:19 AM (/SHEi)

227
The Musician is kinda chunky
And the banjo she plays on is funky
Still she ain't no clown
Gets gigs all over town
Cause she bangs like a cocaine-crazed monkey!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 10:19 AM (nFnyb)

228 The jab is ineffective and causes net harm. IVM is probably helpful and causes no harm.

I will still be fired if I prescribe one of them. Guess which.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 10:19 AM (dsdmx)

229 224 When President Angry Old Man Who Shits Himself said legals kill more people than illegals is he saying legal immigration should be shut down?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 08, 2024 10:18 AM (rWwta)

No, he's saying Cookie Monster ford airplane is likely pinochle and therefore kumquat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2024 10:19 AM (q7hip)

230 Pointy elbows FTW.
Has an ad-posterish look to it. Gauloises, maybe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 10:19 AM (tkR6S)

231 I would think raging and screaming for an hour would be hard on a frail old man.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 08, 2024 10:19 AM (rWwta)

232 After Republicans Go Weak, Matt Kim Delivers the SOTU Response for the People

https://tinyurl.com/3jscch56

The Gope are weak pathetic fancy boys.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 08, 2024 10:19 AM (eYF7X)

233 So Biden is Harry truman now ? LOL.. Truman at least had some awareness....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2024 10:20 AM (Akjoo)

234 233 So Biden is Harry truman now ? LOL.. Truman at least had some awareness....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2024 10:20 AM (Akjoo)

======

Truman called Oppenheimer a crybaby.

That puts him in top 3 presidents, methinks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 08, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

235 Feral cats along the woodlines don't last long around here between the foxes and coyotes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 08, 2024 10:20 AM (R4t5M)

236 224 When President Angry Old Man Who Shits Himself said legals kill more people than illegals is he saying legal immigration should be shut down?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 08, 2024 10:18 AM (rWwta)
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It means nothing will change on the border.

Posted by: WisRich at March 08, 2024 10:20 AM (G0vdT)

237 233 So Biden is Harry truman now ? LOL.. Truman at least had some awareness....
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He also wore a Stetson. Snappy dresser.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2024 10:21 AM (hWxEy)

238 So Biden is Harry truman now ? LOL.. Truman at least had some awareness....
Posted by: It's me donna

Well, to be fair, some of the bombs Biden drops are as big as Truman's were.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:21 AM (9yWhg)

239 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Not liking the art. But...an announcement.
To the Hordemates in the Tucson area, from 1:30 to 4:30 this coming Saturday, there is a Festival of Books at the U of A. My friend, Col David Hale will be there as one of the indie authors featuring his book The Real War - The Anakin Threat.
Dave is a great guy with a big Special Forces and intelligence background. Go say hi. He has no idea who this Diogenes fellow here is.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2024 10:22 AM (W/lyH)

240 I imagine owls would go after cats, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:22 AM (9yWhg)

241 Truman called Oppenheimer a crybaby

The take away from all that is whether the hearing that revoked Oppenheimer's clearance was "fair" or not the man was a security risk and should have had it pulled

The movie was half "here is how we built the bomb" and half "they were so mean to poor Bobby when all he did was bang communist wives and care about the poor"

The first half was much better.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:22 AM (ibTVg)

242 IVM is probably helpful and causes no harm.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 10:19 AM (dsdmx)

This is maddening. At the beginning of the Covid hysteria there should have been a huge push to try Ivermectin...because IT IS SAFE! And that is based on literally billions of doses of it being given over many years.

American medicine failed catastrophically, and until it admits it and get back to science-based medicine, it will not regain the trust of many Americans.

It lost me!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 10:22 AM (gSZYf)

243 He also wore a Stetson. Snappy dresser.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2024 10:21 AM (hWxEy)

Wasn't Harry a haberdasher at one time?

Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2024 10:23 AM (AwYPR)

244 Wasn't Harry a haberdasher at one time?
Posted by: BignJames

Yeah, I think so.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:24 AM (9yWhg)

245 Unless he was actually employed by their R&D department as a test pilot....

Their QA Dept clearly had some issues. An anvil that hovers in the air before falling is clearly defective.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 10:24 AM (sNc8Y)

246 Any pictures of a coyote in a tree?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 08, 2024 10:24 AM (J8LnB)

247 So few responsibilities, so much time. And still, I'm late.
I like it, nice end to babe artist week.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 08, 2024 10:25 AM (4780s)

248 The threats and attacks on Republicans gave way to absurd boasts. And while presidents always claim credit for more than they accomplished, Biden’s could only occasion eye rolling.

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And thus Biden's re-election strategy, more biggerer, more betterer lies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2024 10:25 AM (FVME7)

249
This is maddening. At the beginning of the Covid hysteria there should have been a huge push to try Ivermectin...because IT IS SAFE! And that is based on literally billions of doses of it being given over many years.

The same was true with Vit D and exercise as well. Both were proven to improve health outcomes and yet the government poo poo'd both.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:25 AM (ibTVg)

250 This is maddening. At the beginning of the Covid hysteria there should have been a huge push to try Ivermectin...because IT IS SAFE! And that is based on literally billions of doses of it being given over many years.

American medicine failed catastrophically, and until it admits it and get back to science-based medicine, it will not regain the trust of many Americans.

It lost me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 10:22 AM (gSZYf)

Safe? You call an inexpensive drug that can be made readily available to all without a hint of major profit safe?

I think you better revisit your dictionary. Doesn't sound very safe to me!

Posted by: Big Pharma at March 08, 2024 10:25 AM (KbCG3)

251 Wasn't Harry a haberdasher at one time?
Posted by: BignJames

Nah. He sawed off the branch he was sitting on. Right before the anvil fell on him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:25 AM (9yWhg)

252 American medicine failed catastrophically, and until it admits it and get back to science-based medicine, it will not regain the trust of many Americans.

It lost me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 10:22 AM (gSZYf

Never before in the history of medicine has medicine been so politicized.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2024 10:26 AM (q7hip)

253 Oops. I screwed the pooch on that cut and paste.

Any pictures of a coyote in a tree?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Nah. He sawed off the branch he was sitting on. Right before the anvil fell on him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:26 AM (9yWhg)

254 TheHill: DEI killed the CHIPS Act

DEI — the identity-obsessed dogma that goes by “diversity, equity, and inclusion” — has now trained Google’s new AI to refuse to draw white people. What’s even more alarming is that it’s also infected the supply chain that makes the chips powering everything from AI to missiles, endangering national security.

The Biden administration recently promised it will finally loosen the purse strings on $39 billion of CHIPS Act grants to encourage semiconductor fabrication in the U.S. But less than a week later, Intel announced that it’s putting the brakes on its Columbus factory. The Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC) has pushed back production at its second Arizona foundry. The remaining major chipmaker, Samsung, just delayed its first Texas fab.

This is not the way companies typically respond to multi-billion-dollar subsidies. So what explains chipmakers’ apparent ingratitude? In large part, frustration with DEI requirements embedded in the CHIPS Act.

... it not just DEI. It's also that the CHIPS Act isn't so much about grants, tax credits or cheap loans. The CHIPS Act makes the federal government a partner in these businesses.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:26 AM (RHGPo)

255 This is maddening. At the beginning of the Covid hysteria there should have been a huge push to try Ivermectin...because IT IS SAFE! And that is based on literally billions of doses of it being given over many years.

I wasn't even allowed to counsel patients on the proper dosing of "horse paste" under threat of losing my license.

And I get to do a shift with the big boss tomorrow who has decided to come work among the little people for a day. Poor judgement on my immediate boss' part.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 10:27 AM (dsdmx)

256 Never before in the history of medicine has medicine been so politicized.

Looking back on it allowing the medical sector to get collapsed into a few mega-corps was a bad idea.

In the old days the government wouldn't have been able to just control all the doctors in the country, but when all their jobs are on the line apparently few will fight diktats from the junta

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:27 AM (ibTVg)

257 Truman was a pushover. He gave Stalin all of Poland, which he invaded with the Nazis, and divided Korea and Vietnam for the communists, which they didn't deserve.

Idiot.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 08, 2024 10:28 AM (lf83v)

258 Safe? You call an inexpensive drug that can be made readily available to all without a hint of major profit safe?

I think you better revisit your dictionary. Doesn't sound very safe to me!
Posted by: Big Pharma at March 08, 2024 10:25 AM (KbCG3)
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The technical definition of "safe" is "zero risk." There are maybe a handful of people on the planet that have an adverse reaction to ivermectin based on a genetic problem. Therefore, it's not safe and should never be used.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 10:28 AM (7fElN)

259 ... it not just DEI. It's also that the CHIPS Act isn't so much about grants, tax credits or cheap loans. The CHIPS Act makes the federal government a partner in these businesses.
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:26 AM (RHGPo)
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Isn't there a term for that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 10:29 AM (7fElN)

260 Looking back on it allowing the medical sector to get collapsed into a few mega-corps was a bad idea.

It is only getting worse. The regional medical centers are all consolidating. Kaiser is spreading its testicles all over the country.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 10:30 AM (dsdmx)

261 259 ... it not just DEI. It's also that the CHIPS Act isn't so much about grants, tax credits or cheap loans. The CHIPS Act makes the federal government a partner in these businesses.
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:26 AM (RHGPo)
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Isn't there a term for that?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 10:29 AM (7fElN)

National Socialist

Now do Obama and GM

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 08, 2024 10:30 AM (ENQN6)

262 Looking back on it allowing the medical sector to get collapsed into a few mega-corps was a bad idea.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:27 AM (ibTVg)

But it was a net positive because it paid for my many houses!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 08, 2024 10:30 AM (gSZYf)

263 In the old days the government wouldn't have been able to just control all the doctors in the country, but when all their jobs are on the line apparently few will fight diktats from the junta
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2024 10:27 AM (ibTVg)

That was the most disgusting thing I've seen. Doctors losing their licenses for prescribing something that works and the government doesn't like because it goes against their rushed, dangerous vaccine that isn't a vaccine and oh by the way, they own stock in Pfizer and Pfizer gets a get out of jail free card for killing you.

Fuck them all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 08, 2024 10:30 AM (q7hip)

264 it not just DEI. It's also that the CHIPS Act isn't so much about grants, tax credits or cheap loans. The CHIPS Act makes the federal government a partner in these businesses.
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:26 AM (RHGPo)
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Isn't there a term for that?

On it's fasces, no.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 08, 2024 10:31 AM (CsUN+)

265 Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:26 AM (RHGPo)

Might have their CHIPs confused...ChildHealth InsuranceProgram...wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2024 10:31 AM (AwYPR)

266
When Broadzilla's attacking Cube City
Her ukulele songs aren't pretty
Still all menfolk down there
All stop and stare
At her giant camel toe and her titties!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 10:31 AM (nFnyb)

267 Any pictures of a coyote in a tree?

Sure. Here is a picture of coyotes in a tree including diverse species to highlight tolerance and inclusivity.

https://tinyurl.com/coyotes-in-a-tree

Posted by: Gemini at March 08, 2024 10:31 AM (sNc8Y)

268 Yeah, nice art. Nice nipples, very clear, nice colors.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 08, 2024 10:31 AM (xcxpd)

269 At ~9:20 PM yesterday, it was all over except for the shouting.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:32 AM (krQz2)

270 The government didn't control the doctors. They control the money. They just had to tell the hospitals: "Do this or you don't get medicare funding" and with the money they were slinging with COVID, no hospital would decline.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 10:32 AM (dsdmx)

271 Kaiser is spreading its testicles all over the country.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 10:30 AM (dsdmx)

I lived in CA for a long time. Kaiser was awful then, and it is getting worse.

They killed a good friend of mine with malpractice that would shock you. And another friend's breast cancer was misdiagnosed until it metastasized, and then treatment was delayed and delayed...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 10:32 AM (gSZYf)

272 #254 the lesson of the Judge Engoron/ Leticia James persecution of Trump is that you better have New York a third party to your property contracts or you're going to be sued into oblivion.

Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2024 10:32 AM (svYf7)

273 This woman is a bit upset with Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/mrk7rzfx

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 08, 2024 10:34 AM (eYF7X)

274 212 High paying jobs in tech and finance are shrinking, while low end minimum wage jobs filled by illegals are growing. This is the Biden economy in a nutshell.
Posted by: Montec at March 08, 2024 10:16 AM (bWsRe)

And that's OK because those Illegal Sparks of Divinity are willing to live 8 to a one-bedroom apartment.

Posted by: XTC at March 08, 2024 10:34 AM (UnA8+)

275 Off to work.

Be excellent to each other.

Make gay happy again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I own a weedwhacker, Buddy !

Posted by: JT at March 08, 2024 10:34 AM (T4tVD)

276 Did any of you morons notice her high beams are on?

Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2024 10:34 AM (svYf7)

277 Here in the mitten state, virtually every day another long time business is closing. A 90 year old seafood and fish wholesaler and retail market announced yesterday that they are closing by the end of May. They cited prices for seafood, especially transporting it is so astronomical now that they can no longer charge a price with margin enough to stay in business. Red Land Cotton, the famous sheet and towels made from their Alabama grown cotton is unsure if they can still provide towels going forward as the towel mill in GA they contract with is closing due to inability to find labor. Despite millions of illegals.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 08, 2024 10:35 AM (8TxXb)

278 Kaiser is spreading its testicles all over the country.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2024 10:30 AM

Tentacles. "NT".

Posted by: Lane Meyer at March 08, 2024 10:35 AM (Wnv9h)

279
Would hang cuz it looks like Art.

Not like a picture of the local woods or somebody's Auntie Matilda.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 10:35 AM (nFnyb)

280 This is maddening. At the beginning of the Covid hysteria there should have been a huge push to try Ivermectin...because IT IS SAFE! And that is based on literally billions of doses of it being given over many years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 10:22 AM (gSZYf)
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C'mon. Not nearly enough people would have died.

Don't forget HCQ (not fish-tank cleaner).

I read something a year or so ago that said that in Feb 2020, HHS made it *illegal* to administer HCQ outside of a hospital.

This is why they were solidly telling us Covid was going to be "no big thing" (consp: so we'd be out there spreading it.)

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:36 AM (krQz2)

281 "Here is Biden speaking about Laken

https://tinyurl.com/yj6td2h3
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed"

He slurs so much who the fuck can tell.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 10:37 AM (vFG9F)

282
Hmmm.

The market seems to have liked Joe's Screaming Rant.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 10:37 AM (nFnyb)

283 India said it had uncovered a "major human trafficking network" which lured young men to Russia with the promise of jobs only to force them to fight in the war in Ukraine. About 35 men have been sent to Russia in the scheme so far, the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) said late on Thursday, an increase from the 20 men that the Indian foreign ministry had earlier mentioned. At least two men who went to Russia expecting to work as "helpers" in the army have died while fighting at the front, their families have said.

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:38 AM (RHGPo)

284 How many children has Biden lost?

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 10:38 AM (vFG9F)

285 Meathead Reiner film raked in 60 grand. There's still a following. I haven't heard Sally recently begging for cat food.

What is it with that family?

Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2024 10:39 AM (svYf7)

286 How many children has Biden lost?
Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 10:38 AM (vFG9F)
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2, I believe, but he's lost 1 about 10 million times.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:39 AM (krQz2)

287 Not like a picture of the local woods or somebody's Auntie Matilda.

Posted by: naturalfake

Have you SEEN my Auntie Matilda? Yowza!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:39 AM (9yWhg)

288 Iran violently clamps down on Christians amid reports of torture, fines and floggings 'No church in the world is growing, secretly, and faster than the Iranian church'

.. they can't stand the competition

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

289 How many children has Biden lost?
Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 10:38 AM (vFG9F)

Two, iirc. A daughter in his wife's suicide crash, and Beau, many many times.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 10:39 AM (aD39U)

290 SMOD @ 254-
Since the new vehicles all have DIE chips for killing vehicles in the middle of rush hour, our next vehicle will be purchased in the name of Madison T. Cat. She’s black.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2024 10:40 AM (NxC5+)

291 Hmmm.

The market seems to have liked Joe's Screaming Rant.

The Dow is up 50 points. Big whoop.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 08, 2024 10:40 AM (CsUN+)

292 Her a seems little small.

And yes, I'm aware there's nothing wrong with a little head.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 08, 2024 10:40 AM (HteAD)

293 How many of other people's children has Biden lost?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:40 AM (9yWhg)

294 House bill introduced calling on US to refer officially to ‘Judea and Samaria,’ not ‘West Bank’

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:40 AM (RHGPo)

295 Meathead Reiner film raked in 60 grand. There's still a following. I haven't heard Sally recently begging for cat food.

What is it with that family?
Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2024 10:39 AM (svYf7)

Meh. Theatrical box office wasn't the point.

This was made to be shown on every streaming service over and over, until it's finally accept by an uncritical public as truth.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 08, 2024 10:41 AM (nFnyb)

296
You pubicans. Your so criminical. You keep saying I didn't say Linked-In Riley's name! I said her name.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at March 08, 2024 10:41 AM (krQz2)

297 India said it had uncovered a "major human trafficking network" which lured young men to Russia with the promise of jobs only to force them to fight in the war in Ukraine. About 35 men have been sent to Russia in the scheme so far, the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) said late on Thursday, an increase from the 20 men that the Indian foreign ministry had earlier mentioned. At least two men who went to Russia expecting to work as "helpers" in the army have died while fighting at the front, their families have said.
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:38 AM (RHGPo)
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"Clerical error..." -- Russian recruiting officer

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 10:41 AM (7fElN)

298 "2, I believe, but he's lost 1 about 10 million times.
Posted by: Axeman"

He didn't fail to bring that up.

That ain't a stutter. He sounds like Foster Brooks just before he really gets lit.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2024 10:41 AM (vFG9F)

299 House bill introduced calling on US to refer officially to ‘Judea and Samaria,’ not ‘West Bank’
Posted by: SMOD

Aren't those the terms Menachim Begin used?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 10:42 AM (9yWhg)

300 The market seems to have liked Joe's Screaming Rant.
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They have to launch fake mini-rallies to maintain the illusion that things are fine. If they don't do this then Bear Market begins. This will sell off next week. How many people believe an elderly wanker wanking changed anything last night?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2024 10:42 AM (hWxEy)

301 I would love to give Biden a cognitive test this morning. My guess is he wouldn't recognize an egg.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 08, 2024 10:42 AM (CsUN+)

302 American medicine failed catastrophically, and until it admits it and get back to science-based medicine, it will not regain the trust of many Americans.

It lost me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Sadly CBD, I don't think they will ever regain the authority it once had nor the lost trust.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 10:43 AM (vBMpQ)

303 My guess is that Joe is really failing to some degree, but spite gets him through his day/week.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:44 AM (krQz2)

304 Sadly CBD, I don't think they will ever regain the authority it once had nor the lost trust.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 10:43 AM (vBMpQ)

Not among the survivors. They will need a new generation of Soviet Men.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 10:44 AM (aD39U)

305 My guess is that Joe is really failing to some degree, but spite gets him through his day/week.
Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:44 AM (krQz2)
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Anger is a helluva drug...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 10:45 AM (7fElN)

306 One of our cats was eaten by something. We gathered up nearly a cat's worth of her fur off the back porch and buried that in our pet cemetery.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 08, 2024 09:58 AM (aD39U)

Coyotes. They love cats when they can get them and can even climb trees better than a cat can.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Better chance it was a bobcat. We hadn't heard coyotes for a couple of months. Cats still went missing. So if you aren't hearing their yips and calls, it's a good chance it wasn't them.

Coyotes announce their presence. Bobcats don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 10:45 AM (uiWTm)

307 Don't forget Ukraine murdered an American citizen it threw into their prison because he was stupid enough to go there to provoke them.

Nobody reminded Biden of that last night.

Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2024 10:45 AM (svYf7)

308 "Sadly CBD, I don't think they will ever regain the authority it once had nor the lost trust. "

We've gone from Marcus Welby MD. to Dr Death.

I don't even trust them when they tell me it's really an oral thermometer anymore.

'You taste it first'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 08, 2024 10:46 AM (a1415)

309 American medicine failed catastrophically, and until it admits it and get back to science-based medicine, it will not regain the trust of many Americans.

If you think we were ever science-based medicine, we already have your trust.

Posted by: John D. Rockefeller at March 08, 2024 10:46 AM (QrkKu)

310
Why did the archaeologists steal King Tut's underwear?

Because it was Loot of the Tomb!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

Dad joke...yuk yuk

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 08, 2024 10:48 AM (qRe8u)

311 Coyotes announce their presence...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 10:45 AM (uiWTm)

Just a matter of common courtesy, really.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius at March 08, 2024 10:48 AM (PiwSw)

312 India said it had uncovered a "major human trafficking network" which lured young men to Russia with the promise of jobs only to force them to fight in the war in Ukraine. About 35 men have been sent to Russia in the scheme so far, the Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) said late on Thursday, an increase from the 20 men that the Indian foreign ministry had earlier mentioned. At least two men who went to Russia expecting to work as "helpers" in the army have died while fighting at the front, their families have said.
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:38 AM (RHGPo)
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"Clerical error..." -- Russian recruiting officer
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I guess I'm different. You gang press me into service to fight your war, I'm going to frag your ass and take my chances on escaping.

If I'm going to die, I'm going to die on my terms.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 10:49 AM (uiWTm)

313 Wikipedia, in part: "The skyscrapers visible in the background demonstrate "a maturation in Lempicka’s style, as they represent her exposure to the new technological marvels of America".[4][5]

We've had other paintings by women artists this week too. Interesting painting, and interesting background history too, but likely wouldn't hang this specific piece.

International Women's Week is celebrated worldwide from the first Saturday of March, leading to International Women's Day (I.W.D.) on March 8.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 08, 2024 10:49 AM (GshMh)

314 Sadly CBD, I don't think they will ever regain the authority it once had nor the lost trust.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2024 10:43 AM (vBMpQ)

I think you are correct. The state of medical education is now so politicized that it probably won't recover.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2024 10:50 AM (gSZYf)

315 Sorry about your cat Grumpy. I worry about my ferals every night, but they are smart. I've gone out to feed them pre-dawn and one night there was a coyote on the sidewalk looking right at us. The cats didn't move. I didn't see the coyote at first and kept saying what's wrong guys. When I walked toward the coyote, they ran under the deck and I scared the coyote off. They waited 20 minutes and then came back to have breakfast. They must have smelled him coming.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 08, 2024 10:50 AM (DBrN4)

316 OT: So, the Katie Britt choice did what Trump's people probably wanted it to (b/c I'm sure they were consulted) - caused AWFLs to be awful to her on International Women's Day.

It was a layup trap, and they couldn't resist.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 10:51 AM (exHjb)

317 Never thought I'd say these words, but the man in the artwork has pretty bosoms.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 08, 2024 10:52 AM (FCbAQ)

318 Viva says they are still holding the Goldstar father in jail.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:52 AM (krQz2)

319 India works to halt a trafficking scheme over 35 people, while in the US, the junta does everything in their power to hide the fact that thousands per day are being trafficked on the taxpayer's dime.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2024 10:52 AM (lTGtQ)

320 Viva says they are still holding the Goldstar father in jail.
Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:52 AM (krQz2)
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They'll toss him in the Garland Archipelago...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2024 10:52 AM (7fElN)

321 Viva says they are still holding the Goldstar father in jail.
Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:52 AM

Enemy of the state, comrade.

- The Junta

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2024 10:53 AM (Wnv9h)

322 Netanyahu says Israel will push on with Gaza offensive, including in Rafah

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:53 AM (RHGPo)

323 @318

>>Viva says they are still holding the Goldstar father in jail.

He made the mistake of being arrested at night on a Thursday, Friday is typically a getaway day, he'll probably be in the tombs till Monday mid-morning until he goes before a judge.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)

324 Neighbor has his smoker going. That's planning ahead right there. Probably got the meat yesterday.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 08, 2024 10:55 AM (r5tfK)

325 If you are better off today than you were a year ago, you are probably in this country illegally.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2024 10:55 AM (W/lyH)

326 Who was in charge of receiving the aid shipments in Gaza, Wiley Coyote?

Posted by: ACME Delivery Company at March 08, 2024 10:55 AM (lf83v)

327 He made the mistake of being arrested at night on a Thursday, Friday is typically a getaway day, he'll probably be in the tombs till Monday mid-morning until he goes before a judge.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2024 10:55 AM (XV/Pl)
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"What is truth?" -- Garland

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:56 AM (krQz2)

328 From Truth Social... Trump is a wild man.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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2h
Biden’s speech last night is getting “panned” all over the World. Only the Radical Left lunatics are trying to make the best of it. It took him 41 minutes to talk, briefly, about Immigration and the Border, on the topic of which he was very weak. No talk of weaponization against his very calm and nice opponent. Angry as hell, this guy is a PSYCHO!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 08, 2024 10:56 AM (qRe8u)

329 Wikipedia entry says she's inspired by Ingres. Ingres would puke if he saw this, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Snow Roach at March 08, 2024 10:57 AM (0FoWg)

330 Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied have finalized their divorce following his alleged affair with climate activist Camille Étienne. Her rep told People that she quietly filed for dissolution in July and has already wrapped up the proceedings

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:58 AM (RHGPo)

331 If you are better off today than you were a year ago, you are probably in this country illegally.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2024 10:55 AM (W/lyH)

heh....true

Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2024 10:58 AM (AwYPR)

332 I kept waiting for him to say what he was going to do about "shrinkflation".

But it was just a talking point. Just a shaken fist.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:58 AM (krQz2)

333 House bill introduced calling on US to refer officially to ‘Judea and Samaria,’ not ‘West Bank’ Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:40 AM (RHGPo)

Amendment filed, calling for the rest of the world to be known as the "ends of the Earth."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 08, 2024 10:58 AM (r5tfK)

334 >>No talk of weaponization against his very calm and nice opponent.

Ha.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2024 10:59 AM (LkLld)

335 In a public notice released late yesterday, the FCC officially said that April will be the last full month for the Affordable Connectivity Program (ACP) due to insufficient funding.

... wait !!! There is something that is underfunded ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2024 10:59 AM (RHGPo)

336 Hey, Judea, don't bring me down.
Take the West Bank and make it Samaria.

Posted by: Paul McCartney at March 08, 2024 11:00 AM (lf83v)

337 It's easy to see she's not a 'Maidenform' kinda girl ...

Posted by: Dr_No at March 08, 2024 11:00 AM (ayRl+)

338 But it was just a talking point. Just a shaken fist.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2024 10:58 AM (krQz2)

...by a loudmouthed blowhard...izzat redundant?

Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2024 11:00 AM (AwYPR)

339 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 08, 2024 11:00 AM (u73oe)

340 I guess I'm different. You gang press me into service to fight your war, I'm going to frag your ass and take my chances on escaping.

If I'm going to die, I'm going to die on my terms.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2024 10:49 AM (uiWTm)

My guess? These young Indian men went willingly to Russia to be mercenaries, lured by the promise of money, adventure, and Ukrainian hotties to boink.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2024 11:00 AM (tkR6S)

341 So Steve Nikoui, the Gold Star father is now a political prisoner? He’s my hero, right up there with the South Carolina Congressman who told ubama ‘You lie!’.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2024 11:01 AM (NxC5+)

342
Blue boobs, you left me standing alone ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 08, 2024 11:05 AM (xG4kz)

343 261 National Socialist

Now do Obama and GM

reminds of a dr. demento classic:

i am changing my name to chrysler
i am heading down to washington dc
i will tell some power broker
what he did for iacocca
would be perfectly acceptable to me

i am changing my name to chrysler
i am headed for that great receiving line
when they hand a million grand out
i'll be standing with my hand out
yessir, i'll get mine

Posted by: anachronda at March 08, 2024 11:09 AM (sGtp+)

344 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2024 11:10 AM (sNc8Y)

345 325 If you are better off today than you were a year ago, you are probably in this country illegally.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2024 10:55 AM (W/lyH)

T-shirt slogan alert.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2024 11:23 AM (exHjb)

346 220 Art deco? Art deco and an Ann rand are connected in my head for some reason. Very nice.

First name spellled "Ayn" -- Ayn Rand.

I think there was Art Deco on some of her jackets/covers. Not sure if that goes all the way back to the first editions, or if it was added later.

Posted by: cpurick at March 08, 2024 02:21 PM (lNjg1)

347 THERE A LITTLE WHITE DUCK SITTING ON THE WATER

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 08, 2024 05:37 PM (wGqjj)

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