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Former Biden Crime Family Associate: Biden Told Hunter's Chinese and Russian "Business" Partners, "Be Good To My Boy"

Wink. Wink wink.

You know what I mean by "Be good to my boy," right?

Newsmax:


The transcript of a House impeachment inquiry interview with a jailed former business associate of Hunter Biden sheds light on the Biden family's alleged foreign influence-peddling operation, including the "Biden lift" that tied access to now-President Joe Biden.

Jason Galanis' transcribed Feb. 23 interview under oath exposes how the Biden family allegedly capitalized on then-Vice President Biden's high office with the "goal" of raking in "billions, not millions," including the now-famous incident of Joe Biden telling Russian business clients to "be good to my boy."

"Our goal -- that is, Hunter Biden, Devon Archer, and myself -- was to make billions, not millions," Galanis said in his opening statement to the House Oversight, Judiciary, and Ways and Means impeachment inquiry investigators, according to the transcript obtained Monday by Newsmax.

As multiple business associates have stated publicly and privately for years, the entire value add of Hunter Biden was his family name and his access to his father, which Galanis called the "Biden lift." The transactions under investigation, as Galanis testified, tie foreign influence peddling by the Bidens to business with Russia, China, and former Soviet Union nation Kazakhstan.

Access to Joe Biden came with an $18 million business transaction but the ties to China and Biden was at the heart deal, according to Galanis.

"The point was less the money and more the Chinese participation," Galanis told investigators in the interview (page 115 of the transcript). "The exchange, the quid pro quo, if you would, was if they invest in us, our financial platform gets bigger, more solidified. They get the benefit of Vice President Biden when he exits office to sit on their board. Both parties get something in the exchange. Now that was what was intended."

Along with the influence-peddling allegations, Galanis testified Hunter Biden called his father and used his father to close deals with the Chinese and Russians, evidence the impeachment inquiry can use to pin knowledge of his son's business dealings on the sitting president.

President Biden has long denied knowledge of what business his son was conducting, and the White House still calls the impeachment baseless and the allegations of the president's ties to Hunter Biden to be a conspiracy theory.

"I was present when Hunter called his father on a cellphone and put the call on speaker," Galanis said in his opening statement, noting Rosemont Seneca business ties to the wife of the late former Moscow mayor, according to the transcript. "Present for the call were Yelena Baturina, an investor in Rosemont projects; her husband Yuri, and the former mayor of Moscow; and Devon Archer."

Galanis detailed a May 4, 2014, call between Hunter Biden and then-Vice President Joe Biden, giving an example of the knowledge of the foreign influence peddling.

"We were told to go to an area of the restaurant to gather because Hunter was going to call his father," Galanis said. "Hunter called his father, said, 'Hello,' and 'Hold on, Pops,' then put the call on speaker phone and said, 'I'm here with our friends I told you were coming to town, and we wanted to say hello.'

"The vice president said, 'hello,' and some pleasantries, 'Hope you had safe travels,' and seemed like he wanted to bring the call to an end by saying, 'OK you be good to my boy.'

"Hunter responded by saying, 'Everything is good, and we're moving ahead.'"

The call "stunned" Galanis, showing how quickly Hunter Biden can get his father on the phone with foreign business operations.

And I'm sure this is no big deal and totally routine but Hunter Biden met with "the f***ing spy chief in China," as Hunter Biden called him.

This according to Jim Biden.

The meeting with Patrick Ho isn't new news but some of these details are new:

In a congressional deposition last month, Jim Biden said he accompanied Hunter Biden to Hong Kong in September 2017 to meet with Patrick Ho, an executive with Chinese energy conglomerate CEFC China Energy. Weeks earlier, CEFC China Energy paid Hunter and Jim Biden $5 million as part of a joint venture to find investments for the Chinese firm.

The Biden family's arrangement with CEFC China Energy has stoked national security concerns because of the Chinese firm's links to Chinese military intelligence. Middlemen for CEFC China Energy approached Hunter Biden in 2015, when his father was vice president, about potential business deals.

According to Jim Biden, he and Hunter Biden had a "pleasant" lunch in Hong Kong with Ho, who also served as head of the China Energy Fund Committee, a think tank funded by CEFC China Energy. At the end of the meeting, Ho asked to meet alone with Hunter Biden, according to Uncle Jim.

"Ho said, 'Can I borrow Hunter for, you know, a half-hour? We're going to go in the next room,'" said Jim Biden, who claimed ignorance about what his nephew discussed behind closed doors.

Biden's testimony is likely to raise questions about Hunter's previously unknown interaction with a man he has described as "the f--ing spy chief of China." Hunter Biden made that remark about Ho in an audio recording dated May 11, 2018.

Just two months after Hunter Biden's secret conclave with Ho, federal prosecutors in New York indicted Ho on charges that he offered bribes to African officials to obtain oil rights for CEFC China Energy during a meeting at the UN General Assembly in 2014.

Ho was bribing African officials to get energy deals, but there's no way he would ever bribe American officials.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:37 PM




Comments

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1 Isn't Hunter being sued for a million bucks by one his Chinese "clients" who gave Hunter a million bucks and surprisingly, got nothing in return?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2024 04:38 PM (MeG8a)

2 Almost!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 04:41 PM (2yu8s)

3 I meant in addition to the thread content, of course... I'm such a classy guy, no FIRST outbursts or anything like that LOL.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2024 04:42 PM (MeG8a)

4 According to the "reality-based community" at DU, Biden is "a boy scout"

I mean, wow.

How far gone into LSD brain-rot do you have to be to believe that?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2024 04:42 PM (3T8+g)

5 The willful ignorance of the Democrat drones is what really fascinates me.

I guess we all pretend to a certain extent, but the evidence is damning and overwhelming...

They really are either stupid or brainwashed. Or both.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2024 04:42 PM (gSZYf)

6 Duh, "be good to my boy" means "I hope the weather is nice while he's visiting".

Posted by: leftists at March 04, 2024 04:43 PM (llON8)

7 This is my favorite part of the day. Moron Posts are coming in, thick and fast. Readers are well into cocktail #3 (because we started at 3pm, EST). It's total chaos.

Posted by: goatexchange at March 04, 2024 04:43 PM (ZYkFQ)

8 You know what I mean by "Be good to my boy," right?
____

Cocaine and hookers, no yellow.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2024 04:43 PM (fs1hN)

9 Ho was bribing African officials to get energy deals, but there's no way he would ever bribe American officials.
++++
The only difference between an African official and an American official is the number of digits that have to be on the check.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 04:44 PM (HnUIn)

10 I'm shocked.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 04:44 PM (OoJRi)

11 I've decided that the Hunter stuff - and the love of Hunter by low level nobodies - is an intentional poke in the eye to normal people. Sort of the same lines as men with beards insisting that you call them ma'am.

Royalty, and what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 04:44 PM (Yui9f)

12 Ni Hao, Joe Biden. I need a man who has powerful friends. I need a million dollars in cash. I need, Joe Biden, all of those politicians that you carry around in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes.

Posted by: Patrick Ho, Red Chinese Spy Chief at March 04, 2024 04:44 PM (/SHEi)

13 Is there a Facebook page for "Former Biden Business Associates?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:44 PM (9yWhg)

14 It is good to be Hunter....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, New Dune 2 review at March 04, 2024 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

15 why, to ask that last question is to answer it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 04, 2024 04:45 PM (nXhwP)

16 Seeing the Swalwell sex tapes would be like reading the Necronomicon.

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:45 PM (FQmDC)

17 Silly Ace.

Hunter bribes the British officials, who bribe the American officials.

That means it's all perfectly legal.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 04:45 PM (llON8)

18 There was a time when cavorting with intelligence officials from enemy states and selling US policy to them would have been frowned upon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 04:45 PM (HnUIn)

19 Modified limited hang out by Galanis.

Posted by: Harun at March 04, 2024 04:45 PM (c2WeP)

20 Also I'm betting there's a 100% chance there are photos of Biden, and possibly both Joe and Hunter together, being urinated on by Russian prostitutes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 04:46 PM (Yui9f)

21 >>They really are either stupid or brainwashed. Or both.


Remember how Peer Pressure was the Ultimate Evil when yuo were a kid?

They weaponized it.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2024 04:46 PM (+DDBS)

22 >>> 18 There was a time when cavorting with intelligence officials from enemy states and selling US policy to them would have been frowned upon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 04:45 PM (HnUIn)

TRUMP IS PUTIN'S PUPPET!!!

Posted by: super SMAHHHHRRRT trolls at March 04, 2024 04:46 PM (llON8)

23 The Manchurian Crime Family

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 04:46 PM (fwDg9)

24 You know what I mean by "Be good to my boy," right?

-------------

Use a condom when giving it to Hunter up-the-tailpipe?

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 04, 2024 04:46 PM (A6FSC)

25 called the "Biden lift."

That's what he did to his female staffer, rite?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (xSwrI)

26 1 Isn't Hunter being sued for a million bucks by one his Chinese "clients" who gave Hunter a million bucks and surprisingly, got nothing in return?
_______

What, this is what I get for million bucks? A brain dead mumbling idiot who only reason for getting up in the morning is maybe he get to sniff little girls hair?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (fs1hN)

27 18 There was a time when cavorting with intelligence officials from enemy states and selling US policy to them would have been frowned upon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 04:45 PM (HnUIn)

========

You only hated Bill Clinton because he could pull the best tail in DC!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

28 Whenever anybody tries to say the BS that 'Joe wasn't involved in Hunter's business', tell them they're right.

HUNTER was involved in JOE BIDEN'S business.

JOE BIDEN WAS THE BUSINESS.

Nobody was paying the crack addicted moron who was pathologically incapable of not filming himself screwing hookers a single cent to do ANYTHING.

Without Joe Biden, THERE WAS NO BUSINESS.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (AjL/0)

29 You know what I mean by "Be good to my boy," right?

NO YELLOW!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Eating His Crayons at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (9pcIx)

30 >>I'm betting there's a 100% chance there are photos of Biden, and possibly both Joe and Hunter together, being urinated on by Russian prostitutes.


My premise has long been that Hunter was the one involved in Moscow Piss Tapes.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (+DDBS)

31 a man he has described as "the f--ing spy chief of China."

*pouts*

Posted by: fang fang at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (sGtp+)

32 Mr Producer @RichSementa Mar 3
"Hunter Biden was paid $1 million by Chinese firm CEFC to act as attorney for their employee, Dr Patrick Ho, but now Ho is threatening to sue...within 7 days unless he gets the money back — because he claims Hunter did no legal work for him."@mirandadevine
nypost.com/2024/03/03/opinio…

Hunter Biden's Chinese legal 'client' threatens to sue unless first...
Ho sent a legal letter to Hunter last week requesting that their attorney-client agreement be terminated immediately and threatening legal action unless he receives a detailed list of services...
nypost.com
Mar 3, 2024 · 9:07 PM UTC
https://tinyurl.com/2z58vvac

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 8h
Biden's Ho wants a refund.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (2yu8s)

33 Seeing the Swalwell sex tapes would be like reading the Necronomicon.
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:45 PM (FQmDC)

Watching a pasty flatulent tryhard furiously hump a static Asian woman for twenty-five seconds would evince more pity than horror.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 04:48 PM (9UlRk)

34 So Hunter spent a half hour with a Ho. Old news. *yawn*

Posted by: DU commenters at March 04, 2024 04:48 PM (1eY81)

35 I can't think of a GOOD reason why the fauxcons would want this corrupt, treasonous pervert in the White House.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 04, 2024 04:48 PM (xcrUy)

36 >>> 30 >>I'm betting there's a 100% chance there are photos of Biden, and possibly both Joe and Hunter together, being urinated on by Russian prostitutes.


My premise has long been that Hunter was the one involved in Moscow Piss Tapes.
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (+DDBS)

I thought Hunter didn't like yellow.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 04:48 PM (llON8)

37 You only hated Bill Clinton because he could pull the best tail in DC!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Pfft.
-- JFK

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:48 PM (9yWhg)

38 Hunter Biden was paid $1 million by Chinese firm CEFC to act as attorney for their employee, Dr Patrick Ho, but now Ho is threatening to sue...within 7 days unless he gets the money back — because he claims Hunter did no legal work for him."

-

See?!! I told you that Hunter never did any of the jobs he's accused of doing!

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 04:49 PM (Yui9f)

39 Vote for me!

Posted by: Nikki Haley at March 04, 2024 04:49 PM (llON8)

40 Remember, the FBI took down master mind criminal Aunt Becky but somehow missed years of Biden corruption. Why it's almost like the FBI was getting a cut of the bribes.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2024 04:49 PM (LjgPm)

41 I predict the disappearance rate of Chinese spies/biz leaders will start accelerating as our election nears.

Posted by: PJ at March 04, 2024 04:49 PM (G1dq6)

42 can you prove that melania isn't working for putin? no? then be quiet.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2024 04:49 PM (B1FKF)

43 >> You only hated Bill Clinton because he could pull the best tail in DC!


What...like me?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2024 04:50 PM (+DDBS)

44 Remember in the last Presidential election they said you can't investigate candidate's family members during the campaign? Did I dream that?

Posted by: fd at March 04, 2024 04:50 PM (vFG9F)

45 🤔 that's odd. Why would the FBI do that?

-------------

Treasonous traitors gotta trease & trait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 04, 2024 04:50 PM (A6FSC)

46 C'mon guys, I'm a Quality, Electable candidate!

Posted by: Nikki Haley at March 04, 2024 04:50 PM (llON8)

47 Tbf the Secret Service and FBI were well aware JFK fucked Russian agents as well

Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:50 PM (FQmDC)

48 re 37: awfully big tail in that office

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2024 04:50 PM (B1FKF)

49 >>> 47 Tbf the Secret Service and FBI were well aware JFK fucked Russian agents as well
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2024 04:50 PM (FQmDC)

Did they introduce some of the agents to him?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 04:51 PM (llON8)

50 You know what I mean by "Be good to my boy," right?

only send the hookers without STDs?

Posted by: brak at March 04, 2024 04:51 PM (AR07F)

51 gourmand du jour should serve as an ideal to strive for when being first. Anyone can be a blowhard and a show-off, but gourmand du jour gets it done-on time and on-topic! Huzzah!

Posted by: Good Taste Is Timeless! at March 04, 2024 04:51 PM (V5BDR)

52 11 I've decided that the Hunter stuff - and the love of Hunter by low level nobodies - is an intentional poke in the eye to normal people. Sort of the same lines as men with beards insisting that you call them ma'am.

Royalty, and what are you going to do about it?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 04:44 PM (Yui9f)

I love the symmetry of the party decrying white privilege at every turn has debased themselves completely in defense of Hunter Biden, one of the whitest, most privileged men to ever roam this great land of ours.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2024 04:51 PM (KbCG3)

53 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 8h
Biden's Ho wants a refund.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 04:47 PM (2yu8

You'd think that most Hos are used to getting screwed...

Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2024 04:51 PM (K+UlC)

54 Also, the FBI:
Knew the coach of the US gymnastic team was molesting the girls and kept it hidden.
Knew the terrorists were plotting to kill Pamela Geller and kept it hidden.
Knew the Boston Bombers were plotting and kept it hidden.
Knew the 9/11 terrorists were plotting, and kept it hidden.
Knew David Korean was not a threat.
Knew Randy Weaver was not a threat.
Set up the MI gov laughable kidnapping plot.
Instigated 1/6, planted the pipe bombs, the gallows and all the "threat assessments."

But they busted some rich celebrities who bought college admissions for their kids.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2024 04:51 PM (3T8+g)

55 can you prove that melania isn't working for putin? no? then be quiet.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2024 04:49 PM (B1FKF)

well, just to be sure and safe, i'm going to need to inspect her very carefully, and closely, to make sure there's no wires and such...

-_-

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 04, 2024 04:52 PM (nXhwP)

56 So did Nikki win Swampoodle AND Kalorama?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:52 PM (9yWhg)

57 Biden's polls numbers are dismal, the knives are out to get him to resign. I say, good luck with that particularly when you are up against a master operator like Doctor Jill.

Dems are caught between a rock and a hard place, they will not be able to cheat, the election may be cheat-proof by sheer numbers. Their candidate cannot be killed off as everyone will know what happened. They cannot kill off Trump as everyone will know what happened.

Posted by: Decaf at March 04, 2024 04:52 PM (unUNN)

58 Vote for me!
Posted by: Nikki Haley at March 04, 2024 04:49 PM (llON8

=====

Um, no thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 04, 2024 04:52 PM (DRSnL)

59 Did they introduce some of the agents to him?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 04:51 PM (llON

So young, yet so jaded!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2024 04:52 PM (gSZYf)

60 re 40: took me a few minutes to get that. she used to be quiet attractive. she was in a movie called 'secret admirer' that was pretty good.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2024 04:52 PM (B1FKF)

61
"Our goal -- that is, Hunter Biden, Devon Archer, and myself -- was to make billions, not millions,"

===========

Same for the Clintons. The Obamas are reaching for a bil, too. And they're all sneering at the Bidens for this badly played nickel-and-dime game.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 04, 2024 04:52 PM (T3es0)

62 can you prove that melania isn't working for putin? no? then be quiet.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2024 04:49 PM (B1FKF)

-------------

"Trump murdered Melania in the White House after having Russian hookers per on her! What you see now is a body double who conveniently happens to be Putin's niece! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 04, 2024 04:53 PM (A6FSC)

63 In People's Republic of China, Ho pays you!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 04, 2024 04:53 PM (1eY81)

64 We need to engage in 'pairing'.

If you are going to comment on Hunter - Vodka shots.

On Joe and malfeasance - Martini-adjacent.

Trump Derangement - Cuba Libre

National Lawfare Efforts (against Trump) - Pina Coloda

etc.

Posted by: goatexchange at March 04, 2024 04:53 PM (ZYkFQ)

65 *pee on her, damn auto-cucumber

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 04, 2024 04:53 PM (A6FSC)

66 Millions is chump change.

Only a Republican thinks selling out for a million is worth it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 04:54 PM (9UlRk)

67 Wait, so the FBI is not a pristine Federal Law Enforcement agency? But, but, they have a TV show on CBS!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 04:54 PM (sAmhv)

68 65 *pee on her, damn auto-cucumber

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 04, 2024 04:53 PM (A6FSC)

Is that what you call it? I kind of like it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 04, 2024 04:54 PM (KbCG3)

69 The last time I felt secure in public or in my home was when Aunt Becky was in the Big House. Time before that was when they locked up that desperado Martha Stewart for 8 or 9 months.

Posted by: Locked and Loaded at March 04, 2024 04:55 PM (V5BDR)

70 I'm having a smoked helles lager so I'll just continue shitposting i guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 04:55 PM (9UlRk)

71
You know what I mean by "Be good to my boy," right?

==========

Has Hunter ever been directly asked who "the big guy" was?

All these screamingly obvious references.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 04, 2024 04:55 PM (I87yH)

72 We need to engage in 'pairing'.

If you are going to comment on Hunter - Vodka shots.

On Joe and malfeasance - Martini-adjacent.

Trump Derangement - Cuba Libre

National Lawfare Efforts (against Trump) - Pina Coloda

etc.
Posted by: goatexchange at March 04, 2024 04:53 PM (ZYkFQ)
--------------
Kamala - Cannabis

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 04, 2024 04:56 PM (A6FSC)

73 Democrats won't be able to cheat?
Surely you jest!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2024 04:56 PM (MeG8a)

74 Where is this stupid theory coming from that if Trump is disqualified from running by being found guilty of insurrection that Nikki will become the candidate? As I understand it Trump can direct his delegates to whomever he wants and it will not be Haley.

Posted by: Decaf at March 04, 2024 04:56 PM (unUNN)

75 I just got the meaning of Barky saying Joke could fuck things up. All the bribery and Joke couldn't grift more than several million.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2024 04:56 PM (m1Uxm)

76 Why has our vaunted IC gone to bat for this guy, who is obviously such an easy target for foreign intelligence?

Posted by: Ex GOP at March 04, 2024 04:57 PM (cWrW3)

77 We've know for years now that all the following are true:

Foreign actors have asked Joe Biden for favors.

Those same actors paid Biden's family members

Those family members shared their acquired wealth with Biden

Biden delivered the requested favors

That's all that's needed to prosecute someone for bribery, and frankly you don't even need #3. Local pols are constantly being busted for sending government business to a particular company that in turn hires their layabout nephew...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2024 04:57 PM (ibTVg)

78 Millions is chump change.

Only a Republican thinks selling out for a million is worth it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 04:54 PM (9UlRk)
++++
For me, the most shocking thing about the Trump era was learning just how cheaply these assholes can be bought.

John Bolton went for ten grand. I am just a W2 worker with a decent salary, but *I* - a fuckin' schlub - could afford to buy John Bolton. I know he's a whore rather than a physical product and so can sell it over and over again, but he was out there peddling himself for the political equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Learning just how cheap so many of these whores are filled me with contempt that has not yet faded. If you're going to sell out your country - and your soul - for filthy lucre, at least have enough self-respect to get a lot for it.

They're all ugly, syphilis-infested streetwalkers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 04:57 PM (HnUIn)

79 Where is this stupid theory coming from that if Trump is disqualified from running by being found guilty of insurrection that Nikki will become the candidate? As I understand it Trump can direct his delegates to whomever he wants and it will not be Haley.
Posted by: Decaf


Ok, we're talking about leftists, right? So, start there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 04:57 PM (IG4Id)

80 Even if Trump didn't have any control of his delegates if he was disqualified from running I don't see them going for Haley. I see Ron DeSantis as the main benefactor in that case.

Posted by: Decaf at March 04, 2024 04:58 PM (unUNN)

81 >>> 79 Where is this stupid theory coming from that if Trump is disqualified from running by being found guilty of insurrection that Nikki will become the candidate? As I understand it Trump can direct his delegates to whomever he wants and it will not be Haley.
Posted by: Decaf

Ok, we're talking about leftists, right? So, start there.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 04:57 PM (IG4Id)

Decaf must be skipping over the posts by our Intrepid DU Liaison.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 04:58 PM (llON8)

82 "They're all ugly, syphilis-infested streetwalkers."

Hey, streetwalkers are people too, you know!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2024 04:59 PM (a1415)

83 John Bolton went for ten grand. I am just a W2 worker with a decent salary, but *I* - a fuckin' schlub - could afford to buy John Bolton.

I'll be honest its usually the ladies that love the 'stash if you know what I mean

Posted by: John Bolton at March 04, 2024 04:59 PM (ibTVg)

84 a million $ is a lot when you're from the puerto rican neighborhood of scranton

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2024 05:00 PM (B1FKF)

85 56 So did Nikki win Swampoodle AND Kalorama?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 04, 2024 04:52 PM (9yWhg

If by that you mean Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins then yes!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 04, 2024 05:00 PM (EBPnT)

86 They're all ugly, syphilis-infested streetwalkers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 04, 2024 04:57 PM (HnUIn)

I do think, if I'm going to be brutally honest, that it's not about the money for people like Bolton. The cash is purely symbolic. They just want to know, and let the Right People know that they know, that they're on the right team.

It's more about socializing than getting rich for them.

Literal Cocktail Party Conservatism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 05:01 PM (9UlRk)

87
What...like me?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2024 04:50 PM (+DDBS)



Or me?

Posted by: Chubby Monica Lewinsky at March 04, 2024 05:01 PM (tkR6S)

88 I talked to Christian Toto for a bit:

https://link.chtbl.com/vHZhQUOy?sid=WEB

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 04, 2024 05:01 PM (GBKbO)

89 Can't help but notice that instead of facing impeachment, Joe Biden* is running for reelection

untouchable



*his handlers

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 05:01 PM (oCjPU)

90 ugly, syphilis-infested streetwalkers."

Used to date her. Gave me the crabs.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 04, 2024 05:01 PM (xSwrI)

91 Where is this stupid theory coming from that if Trump is disqualified from running by being found guilty of insurrection that Nikki will become the candidate? As I understand it Trump can direct his delegates to whomever he wants and it will not be Haley.
Posted by: Decaf at March 04, 2024 04:56 PM (unUNN)


Nikki is angling to replace Joe Biden, either in the DNC or No Labels

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2024 05:02 PM (D7oie)

92 She needs to keep coming up with more fragmentary gossip, because, otherwise, why would anyone put her on TV? She is obviously stone-stupid. But she desperately, desperately wants to be TV Personality.

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This is from the previous thread about Madison Cornbread which I missed out on.

Like Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, this woman, and every other Trump defector, has nothing else to contribute to society except salacious gossip. When that runs out they are done.

Posted by: Decaf at March 04, 2024 05:02 PM (unUNN)

93
"Be good to my boy" is exactly something Vito Corleone would say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 04, 2024 05:02 PM (w6EFb)

94 Half an hour with a ho.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2024 05:02 PM (63Dwl)

95 Remember in the last Presidential election they said you can't investigate candidate's family members during the campaign? Did I dream that?
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Yes.
Now we're back to, "no one is above the law!"

Wait, that's Thursdays.

Mondays are "There are no canceled checks with "bribe" on the memo line!"
Tuesdays are, "This is just a distraction from Trump's very real crimes!"
Wednesdays are, "That's old news Republicans are pouncing and seizing on!"
Thursdays they are, "No one is above the law!"
Fridays are "You can't investigate a candidate!" or "no reasonable prosecutor ..."
And weekends are wildcard excuse days.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2024 05:02 PM (x3zPy)

96 joe is really turned on when jill dresses up like minnie mouse. i heard that from someone who heard that.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 04, 2024 05:02 PM (B1FKF)

97 Dems are caught between a rock and a hard place, they will not be able to cheat, the election may be cheat-proof by sheer numbers. Their candidate cannot be killed off as everyone will know what happened. They cannot kill off Trump as everyone will know what happened.
Posted by: Decaf



You're making the assumption that those who pull the levers of Global Power give a crap what 'everyone' thinks.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 05:03 PM (sAmhv)

98 "Be good to my boy" is exactly something Vito Corleone would say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 04, 2024 05:02 PM (w6EFb)

Ever been to Scranton?

It's like an entire real life culture of people doing a dinner theater version of Italian organized crime.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 05:04 PM (9UlRk)

99 Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah, they were all yellow
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called Yellow
So then I took my turn
Oh, what a thing to have done
And it was all yellow

Posted by: Hunter YelloW Biden at March 04, 2024 05:04 PM (NtVYv)

100
"...it will not be Haley."

My guess is she is trying to position herself for 2028 as the gutsy streetfighter who hung in against Trump when others caved and who cuts across Republican party lines.

Posted by: RM at March 04, 2024 05:05 PM (urbih)

101 Ha. Remember when everyone everywhere said "the cameras will be turned off and Epstein will be murdered while in state custody"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 05:05 PM (Yui9f)

102 Why has our vaunted IC gone to bat for this guy, who is obviously such an easy target for foreign intelligence?
Posted by: Ex GOP at March 04, 2024 04:57 PM (cWrW3)

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Because he was an easy target for them as well, an all round easy target due to his many corruptions.

Posted by: Decaf at March 04, 2024 05:06 PM (unUNN)

103 100 My guess is she is trying to position herself for 2028 as the gutsy streetfighter who hung in against Trump when others caved and who cuts across Republican party lines.
Posted by: RM at March 04, 2024 05:05 PM (urbih)

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She'll raise $200 million before the primary starts.

She'll drop out by Super Tuesday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 04, 2024 05:06 PM (GBKbO)

104 It's pretty clear that both FJB and his son are "made men." They can do no wrong unless they piss off the wrong people who really call the shots.

To their dying day, they will insist that neither of them did anything wrong at any time.

It must be nice to have such firm convictions, though they may not serve them well in the afterlife....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2024 05:06 PM (7fElN)

105 She'll drop out by Super Tuesday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 04, 2024 05:06 PM (GBKbO)
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Isn't that tomorrow?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2024 05:07 PM (7fElN)

106 Vote for me!
Posted by: Nikki Haley at March 04, 2024 04:49 PM (llON
......

*cough*bblowjobb*cough*

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2024 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

107 I'd laugh my ass off if the CCP makes a very obvious, very unapologetic hit on this stupid crackhead for having the nerve to mouth off to one of theirs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 05:07 PM (9UlRk)

108
Any 'head to head' polling you see... wipe your butt cheeks with, then flush. Then subtract 8% from Biden's numbers for RFK Jr.

It's over. Trump will even win the overall popular vote. Unfortunately he will lose DC district by my nearly 100% of voters.

Which suddenly will be important to the Soros paid media.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 04, 2024 05:08 PM (RKVpM)

109 joe is really turned on when jill dresses up like minnie mouse

-

Only black and white Minnie, though. It reminds him of all the fun he had with his family as a little boy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 05:08 PM (Yui9f)

110 Haley won't be a blip on the radar in '28.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2024 05:08 PM (m1Uxm)

111 So what are the odds Trump sweeps 100% of the delegates tomorrow?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 04, 2024 05:08 PM (cRrcX)

112 a million $ is a lot when you're from the puerto rican neighborhood of scranton
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And his rabbis taught him the value of a dollar when he went to the Temple to debate with them.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 05:09 PM (2yu8s)

113 Ever been to Scranton?

It's like an entire real life culture of people doing a dinner theater version of Italian organized crime.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 05:04 PM (9UlRk)

Where does Dunder-Mifflin fit in the hierarchy? Always wondered about Dwight Schrute's sales numbers.

Also, Creed was a button man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at March 04, 2024 05:09 PM (MvA9C)

114 I saw Jill Dawg on TV over the weekend. She is as screechy as Hill Dawg

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2024 05:10 PM (NtVYv)

115 96 joe is really turned on when jill dresses up like minnie mouse. i heard that from someone who heard that.
Posted by: gnats local 678



Joe pee's himself while watch Dr. Jill and Hunter get nekid, smoke crack, and screw. I heard it from a mouse. Sadly, the mouse can't testify as it got caught in a trap. RIP, mouse.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 05:10 PM (sAmhv)

116 Haley won't be a blip on the radar in '28.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2024 05:08 PM (m1Uxm)

She could have had a great career, but took a good long look at John Huntsman and said, "Yeah.... yeah, that's what i want for me".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 05:10 PM (9UlRk)

117 When I think of Hunter meeting with Big Lo Mein Chinese guy it makes me think of Ellis in Die Hard….

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2024 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

118 I should have said Howard Dean.

I will regret it forever now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 05:10 PM (9UlRk)

119 I thought Hunter was using his Ho sessions as a tax write-off??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 05:10 PM (2yu8s)

120 "...it will not be Haley."

My guess is she is trying to position herself for 2028 as the gutsy streetfighter who hung in against Trump when others caved and who cuts across Republican party lines.
Posted by: RM at March 04, 2024 05:05 PM (urbih)

--------------

It will not be Haley, ever. She has completely pissed off most Republican voters not just Trump voters.

Posted by: Decaf at March 04, 2024 05:11 PM (unUNN)

121 Tulsi Gabbard would get my vote before Haley…

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2024 05:12 PM (PCK5/)

122 Haley has something else happening. She's WEF, so one has to assume it's in pursuit of their goals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 04, 2024 05:13 PM (Yui9f)

123 People don't mind a politician of low character. Low character is fun. Low character can give you some fun headlines.

It's the politician with no character that the public tires of with a shorter time constant than a tau muon.

Haley is too venal to even be worth paying attention to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 05:15 PM (9UlRk)

124 I'm not sure what you mean by "be good to my boy".

I thought it was a traditional saying for parents accompanying their sons at trick-or-treats. Whatever, it works. I always said it, and we got twenties at most houses and one lady gave us her wedding ring.

To keep your kids safe when trick-or-treating, bring a large, visible gun.

Posted by: Tom Perry at March 04, 2024 05:16 PM (MX0bI)

125 Ho no! Didn't get the "legal" services he paid for.

Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2024 05:16 PM (oiNtH)

126 The FIB is the American people's biggest enemy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 04, 2024 05:16 PM (17s+e)

127 I lied. Biden and the FIB are the American people greatest enemy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 04, 2024 05:17 PM (17s+e)

128 I think this controversy is way overblown, but I invite everyone and anyone to come talk to me in my basement offices at DOJ. Ignore the screams; I'll get to you soon enough.

Posted by: Merrick "Beria" Garland, Lubyanka Supervisor at March 04, 2024 05:19 PM (GkpBY)

129
The only thing Haley has going for her is lowering the birth rate in this country and hastening the end of Social Security for a hundred million seniors who paid in from first paycheck to last.

Not sure who pays her for that. Someone with El Diablo Soros in his name I assume.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 04, 2024 05:19 PM (RKVpM)

130 Nikki Haley, savvy enough to know she has to take care of the donor class, tough enough to punch back at Democrat loudmouths, experienced enough to sniff out seedy foreign political ploys, and just enough "Don't come knockin' if the car is rockin" sex appeal.

C'mon, morons, what's not to like?

Posted by: RM at March 04, 2024 05:20 PM (urbih)

131 Will Pop-Pop make sure foreign interests with lots of money will be good to me, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan at March 04, 2024 05:20 PM (5UExA)

132 >>>Haley is too venal to even be worth paying attention to.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2024 05:15 PM (9UlRk)
==============
My take too. She will be gone from the scene soon enough, and isn't worth talking about.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 04, 2024 05:21 PM (GkpBY)

133 We never had a Crime Family run the country before, and most of the Democrat Propaganda Ministry is on his side

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 05:21 PM (fwDg9)

134 130 Nikki Haley, savvy enough to know she has to take care of the donor class, tough enough to punch back at Democrat loudmouths, experienced enough to sniff out seedy foreign political ploys, and just enough "Don't come knockin' if the car is rockin" sex appeal.

C'mon, morons, what's not to like?
Posted by: RM
========
Plenty. She is a Dem nowadays with no fixed principles other than endless wars and endless open borders.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2024 05:22 PM (bk5GW)

135 We never had a Crime Family run the country before, and most of the Democrat Propaganda Ministry is on his side
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 05:21 PM (fwDg9)
------------------------
Interesting view. Propaganda must have worked!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, It's my fucking turn, America! at March 04, 2024 05:23 PM (GkpBY)

136 I wouldn't be surprised to see communist China and Russia drop various bombshells about US political corruption in Ukraine and China into the US election season. I doubt either nation wants Trump but if done properly they could cause serious chaos

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2024 05:24 PM (58LrU)

137 It has been said already, but Haley is just a scrawnier Liz Cheney…

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2024 05:24 PM (PCK5/)

138 Every member of that white trash family must be prosecuted for their crimes. Every. One.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2024 05:24 PM (d2bW3)

139 The Chinese guy didn't get what he paid for? This proves Biden didn't sell out to the Chinese! Witch Hunt!!!!
-Swallwell

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2024 05:24 PM (fs1hN)

140 Just got that Nikki Anti- Trump commercial again on YouTube

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 05:25 PM (fwDg9)

141 Can't ya just feel the Mariannementum building?

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at March 04, 2024 05:25 PM (5UExA)

142 Do we have a concenseus of Nikki being a Friday night Kwik-E- Mart 8?

Posted by: goatexchange at March 04, 2024 05:25 PM (ZYkFQ)

143 Williamson and Haley could be sisters…

Posted by: tubal at March 04, 2024 05:25 PM (PCK5/)

144 I was considering dropping in to give Marianne a vote tomorrow...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 04, 2024 05:27 PM (exHjb)

145 133 We never had a Crime Family run the country before, and most of the Democrat Propaganda Ministry is on his side

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 05:21 PM (fwDg9)

um...

Posted by: The Kennedys at March 04, 2024 05:27 PM (SYTee)

146 Nood. but it showed for me as being posted 2 mins after I commented.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 05:29 PM (di6C2)

147 I've convinced two of the women I work with to vote for Marianne.

I'm working on several more.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 05:29 PM (7tvq4)

148 Well, it still shows, but the comment is gone now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 05:30 PM (di6C2)

149 The Trumps are a corrupt crime family, proven by a judge and DA in a court of law. Unlike the Bidens.

Posted by: Sid at March 04, 2024 05:30 PM (BPtic)

150 Nikki Haley, savvy enough to know she has to take care of the donor class, tough enough to punch back at Democrat loudmouths, experienced enough to sniff out seedy foreign political ploys, and just enough "Don't come knockin' if the car is rockin" sex appeal.
C'mon, morons, what's not to like?
Posted by: RM

There isn't one iota of a jint of a smidgeon of America First in her.

At least Tulsi sometimes pretends to give a shit. The U.N. Whore is blatantly Fuck America.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 04, 2024 05:30 PM (MsrgL)

151 147 I've convinced two of the women I work with to vote for Marianne.

I'm working on several more.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 05:29 PM (7tvq4)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 04, 2024 05:30 PM (di6C2)

152 147 I've convinced two of the women I work with to vote for Marianne.

I'm working on several more.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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No love for Ginger? Course Marianne was the one of the cast that shipped dope to Gilligan.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2024 05:31 PM (bk5GW)

153 Kennedys never seem to have sold out to the Chinese

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 05:33 PM (fwDg9)

154 What fresh hell is this?

DM
Joe Biden's administration has admitted transporting migrants on secret flights into the U.S. and lawyers for its immigration agencies claim revealing the locations could create national security 'vulnerabilities'.

Customs and Border Protection has refused to disclose information about a program last year secretly chartering flights for thousands of undocumented immigrants from foreign airports directly to U.S. cities.

Is this new info or something I missed.

Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2024 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

155 Looks like Sid just got off work at the local glory hole.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 04, 2024 05:34 PM (iODuv)

156 simple question - what did these people, who paid all this money to the Bidens, hope to get out of paying all that money to the Bidens? What services was rendered? "Consulting". About what exactly?

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 04, 2024 06:12 PM (ARlwA)

157 We aqll know Biden was talking about his dead son since he considers the Russians and Chinese perverts. Just like he is.

Posted by: Bill at March 04, 2024 07:43 PM (bXvrr)

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