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Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/4/24)

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The Quotes & Tweets of The Day

Quote I

BIG news (ignored by media): DC Circuit UNANIMOUSLY rules that Biden DOJ got much longer sentences for J6 defendants than allowed under law.

Opinion authored by an Obama appointee & joined by another Obama appointee.

Biden DOJ is the MOST partisan & political DOJ in history. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)


Quote II

“As alleged, Mr. Slater, an Air Force civilian employee and retired U.S. Army Lieutenant Colonel, knowingly transmitted classified national defense information to another person in blatant disregard for the security of his country and his oath to safeguard its secrets,” Assistant Attorney General of the Justice Department’s National Security Division, Matthew G. Olsen

Knowingly transmitting classified information to an unauthorized individual should be treated with a quick case of acute lead poisoning. It is treason.


Quote III

“We should have stopped saying ‘STEM’ years ago [because] it inappropriately conflates quite different fields. While a college degree will substantially increase your income, some fields are wiser choices than others.” R. Scott Crichlow, a political scientist and faculty senator at West Virginia University, which recently gutted its humanities programs

Had the Smoking Nazis not won these grads could have asked their customers if they wanted Smoking or Non along with the following phrase, "Care to supersize that meal?

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Fuck Frito-Lay. Fuck 'em to hell. Time to boycott this company and cause them a considerable financial loss.

Doritos Hires Transgender Who Fantasized about PedophiIa, Mocked Victims of Rape, Wants Destruction of Traditional Family

The maker of Doritos snack chips has hired a transgender influencer as a “chip ambassador” who has mocked children who are victims of rape, has admitted to fantasizing about pedophile, and has advocated for the destruction of the traditional family unit.


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Do you suffer from insomnia in any shape and/or form? Do you lack a prescription for a sleep aid? The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

Expert warns of 11 foods you need to avoid before bed for better sleep

Tossing and turning when trying to get to sleep? The food and drink you’ve consumed that evening could well be to blame.

Most adults need between seven to nine hours of sleep each night, according to the NHS. And while work stress, relationship woes or social media may keep you awake, it’s worth considering the impact of meals and snacks too.

If you’re consistently struggling to get forty winks, you could face a whole host of issues from increased anxiety to a loss of productivity. A study last year revealed that getting less than six hours of sleep a night can reduce the body’s immune responses to vaccinations.

So, how can you prep your body for rest and reduce the risk of insomnia?

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***SNORT*** North Dakota isn't Washington D.C. Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley

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A scant 10 years ago there was the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. And I happily contributed. Now we have "Male Cross Dressing Uncomfortably Will Help Women" or some such non-sense.

SLACKTIVISM : Dudes Walk Around In Pumps To ‘Help’ Violence Against Women… Somehow
Someone connect the dots for us on this one ... what is that supposed to ACCOMPLISH?


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These reprehensible bitches are so vile and disgusting. They give c***s a bad name.

The Secret Trip by Squad Members Omar, Jayapal to Communist Cuba

Two “Squad” Members – Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) – traveled to Communist Cuba last month to meet with regime officials. A representative of Congresswoman Barbara Lee (D-CA) also accompanied them. Why? Did the White House sanction this trip??

“Representatives Jayapal and Omar traveled to Cuba last week, where they met with people from across Cuban civil society and government officials to discuss human rights and the U.S.-Cuba bilateral relationship.” Statement from the “Progressive Caucus” to the Miami Herald

There are a couple of problems with this statement: first, they went to Communist Cuba at the same time that Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov was also in Cuba. Also, neither the regime nor the “civil society” put out a statement revealing their presence. What’s really going on? Could this be a violation of the Logan Act? Yes, but no.

I can hear it now in Minneapolis and Michigan's Gaza City, "My Congresstwat went to Cuba and all I got was this lousy used Che Guevara T-shirt."

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I don't know about you. But I'm happy to hear CBD, Beserker and other New Jersey Morons will be driving on smoother roads.

�� New Jersey launches pothole repair campaign
�� Daytime lane closures are possible
�� Expect road closures and delays on state roads


New Jersey Department of Transportation crews will be out in force starting today to start plugging potholes on state roads.

It is a daunting task.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Imagination Emporium



On this day: March 4, 1982 - Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa's son Dweezil and his daughter Moon Unit formed a band called Fred Zeppelin. Their first single was 'My Mother is a Space Cadet'. via thisdayinmusic.com


You're welcome.


AND



Born on this day: March 4, 1948 - Chris Squire
Chris Squire, bassist and founding member of Yes and solo, (1983 UK No.28 & 1984 US No.1 single 'Owner Of A Lonely Heart'). He was the only member to appear on each of their 21 studio albums, released from 1969 to 2014. Squire died on 27th June 2015 from acute erythroid leukemia. via thisdayinmusic.com

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That must have been one hell of a party. Genius Award Winner and Possibly Future Genius Award Winners.

A woman from Apple Valley was arrested for driving under the influence and cruelty to a child after she was found in a car with two intoxicated teenagers, authorities say.

According to a press release from the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department, Deputy J. Mora was traveling west on Bear Valley Road when he observed a black Dodge Challenger “swerving and hitting the curb.”

“The vehicle continued to swerve before making a northbound turn onto Pacoima Road,” the SBSD release said. “Deputy Mora stopped the vehicle and contacted the driver, [later identified as] Marissa Cardenas.”

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There is plenty of time to point fingers and blame the appropriate person(s) but not now. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Deputies Rescue 5-yo Girl With Autism Wandering in a Florida Swamp: “We Were Looking for You, Sweetie’


credit – Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office, retrieved from Facebook
A 5-year-old girl was reported missing recently near Tampa, after the autistic child wandered off and got lost in a swamp.

The haunt of snapping turtles, alligators, water moccasins, and other beasties, Florida swamps are no place for an unattended child, but fortunately a coordinated rescue operation by the sheriff’s office located her before disaster struck.


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Comments

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1 What a number ...!

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #08 at March 04, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)

2 Unexpectedly

Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 04, 2024 10:00 PM (dr4Q1)

3 Nice lead photo AND music!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

4 Yay, Hug a GI Day!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 04, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2024 10:00 PM (vRAKD)

6 Yay

Posted by: mindful webworker - or so at March 04, 2024 10:01 PM (0QZAr)

7 COL 2 CHI 0 END 1 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:01 PM (oCjPU)

8 I don't lose any sleep over my insomnia.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2024 10:02 PM (vRAKD)

9 Poor old Jer.... wouldn't be nice to be lost out there.... Might never be found.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2024 10:02 PM (0eaVi)

10 8 I don't lose any sleep over my insomnia.
Posted by: Tonypete


Does that mean you are woke?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

11 Knowingly transmitting classified information to an unauthorized individual should be treated with a quick case of acute lead poisoning. It is treason.

But a phone call to our Chinese enemy is ok, right?

Posted by: Thoroughly Modern Milley at March 04, 2024 10:03 PM (0eaVi)

12 9 Poor old Jer.... wouldn't be nice to be lost out there.... Might never be found.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2024 10:02 PM (0eaVi)

Once a human body freezes, it takes awhile to thaw out. We will find Poor old Jer...... when the ravens and eagles start to circle his icecube tray contents.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)

13 I started my boycott of Frito Lay long ago when they were on the BLM train.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 04, 2024 10:04 PM (MNhXM)

14 Good evening morons and Yes mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2024 10:04 PM (RIvkX)

15 Does that mean you are woke?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)

Only during my routine trips to the head during my supposed 'sleep' hours.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2024 10:04 PM (vRAKD)

16 It's special

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 10:05 PM (l4R+l)

17 Ah, Chris Squire...

As to Quote II, the idea of treason has pretty much gone by the wayside, what with roughly half the Feds on the CCP payroll including the POTUS. Shit, give the retired O-6 the same thing Hunter is going to get: A slap on the wrist and a stern talking-to. Of course, this is more than Mayorkas is going to get for flooding America with turd world trash. Treason...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 04, 2024 10:06 PM (7q5oH)

18 Win one...
Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows withdrew her decision disqualifying former President Trump from the 2024 ballot in wake of the Supreme Court’s unanimous ruling.

Lose [??] one...
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 2h
UPDATE - U.S. Supreme Court temporarily freezes the implementation of Texas immigration law to review the case

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 10:06 PM (2yu8s)

19 Doritos Hires Transgender Who Fantasized about PedophiIa, Mocked Victims of Rape, Wants Destruction of Traditional Family

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Maybe Doritos is hoping to get the snacks concession in Hell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 04, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7)

20 A woman from Apple Valley was arrested for driving under the influence and cruelty to a child after she was found in a car with two intoxicated teenagers, authorities say

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In Apple Valley, that's a Tuesday.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2024 10:07 PM (bo7UB)

21 Lib little sis just got back from 2 weeks in Cuba.

We are Don't Ask, Don't Tell about it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2024 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

22 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: U.S. District Court for the District of North Dakota has determined that the Biden administration cannot require that religious organizations and healthcare providers cover an array of gender-related treatments, including surgeries, counseling, and hormone therapies.
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Weren't the nuns et alia forced to pay for 0bamacare, including contraception and abortions??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 10:07 PM (2yu8s)

23 Only thing that would make the rescue of the 5 year old in the Florida swamp any better would be to have her loyal pet dog having guarded her while she was missing. That’s what’s missing from this too often type story.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 04, 2024 10:07 PM (MNhXM)

24 Doritos Hires Transgender Who Fantasized about PedophiIa, Mocked Victims of Rape, Wants Destruction of Traditional Family

Holy shit. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Dammit, I LOVE Doritos too at March 04, 2024 10:08 PM (8kPE2)

25 erythoid = nice word. Had to look that one up, Mis Hum.

Nice ONT, including the word.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2024 10:08 PM (TSQkU)

26 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Lovely winter and sunlight photo up top. Nice cool tune behind it too.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 04, 2024 10:08 PM (KglbO)

27 Wash those Doritos down with a cold Bud Lite, eh?

While riding in your self-driving EV.

Uhhhhh

Posted by: mindful webworker - no more Fritos, amigos at March 04, 2024 10:09 PM (0QZAr)

28 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee has deployed soldiers from the Tennessee National Guard to join their Texas counterparts in “Operation Lone Star” to bring more security to the Texas border.

The governor said he originally asked for 100 soldiers to assist the effort but says that roughly 400 volunteered.
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Shades of Davey Crockett.
Posted by: davidt
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ISWYDT

'I'm going to Texas...'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 10:09 PM (2yu8s)

29 11 Knowingly transmitting classified information to an unauthorized individual should be treated with a quick case of acute lead poisoning. It is treason.

But a phone call to our Chinese enemy is ok, right?
Posted by: Thoroughly Modern Milley at March 04, 2024 10:03 PM (0eaVi)


When you believe an oath is more like a suggestion, or a loose guideline, and not a serious lifelong obligation, it really opens up so many opportunities!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

30 Doritos Hires Transgender Who Fantasized about PedophiIa, Mocked Victims of Rape, Wants Destruction of Traditional Family

Holy shit. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
Posted by: Dammit, I LOVE Doritos too at March 04, 2024 10:08 PM (8kPE2)

Just doing the same thing the Biden administration did. Wonder if this pervert likes to steal luggage at airports too?

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 04, 2024 10:09 PM (MNhXM)

31 Ice bucket challenge was retarded. The wearing women's shoes thing is more retarded.

Posted by: Retardation all the way down at March 04, 2024 10:10 PM (8kPE2)

32 Breaking911 @Breaking911
TAPPER: “Trump participated in an erection.”

https://tinyurl.com/mssdy7a9
12 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 10:10 PM (2yu8s)

33 We talk about insomnia on the Pixy thread.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2024 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

34
Lovely winter and sunlight photo up top. Nice cool tune behind it too.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 04, 2024 10:08 PM (KglbO)

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Look closely to see the groundhog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2024 10:11 PM (bo7UB)

35 "You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas."

D. Crockett

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 04, 2024 10:11 PM (TSQkU)

36 Chris Squire was a good one

Posted by: Zeera , becoming ungovernable by choice at March 04, 2024 10:11 PM (qGQta)

37 AOC harassed by her own side:

Breaking911 @Breaking911
“IT’S FUCKED UP, MAN!” AOC has total meltdown when confronted leaving movie theater by fellow liberals who demand she say the word ‘Genocide’

https://tinyurl.com/59ukrnpn
1:24 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 10:11 PM (2yu8s)

38 As of 9:51 pm ET, there are 99% of the votes tallied and Trump is winning at 84.6% and Nikki Haley at 14.1%.

That beotch is ONLY in it to damage Trump.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 04, 2024 10:12 PM (0Htd1)

39 Conservatives decry inclusion of 'evil earmarks' allotting millions for LGBTQ centers, EV infrastructure and more in must-pass $460B deal negotiated by Speaker Johnson to avoid next government shutdown in just 5 DAYS

https://mol.im/a/13156545

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #09 at March 04, 2024 10:12 PM (qfLjt)

40 Found from the mystery click link:
https://shorter.me/cLkih

Dayum.

Posted by: GWB at March 04, 2024 10:12 PM (69JzL)

41 When you believe an oath is more like a suggestion, or a loose guideline, and not a serious lifelong obligation, it really opens up so many opportunities!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

Oaths. Wedding vows. Pretty meaningless anymore.

Posted by: I'll keep my promise until I no longer want to at March 04, 2024 10:12 PM (8kPE2)

42 1 What a number ...!
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #08 at March 04, 2024 10:00 PM (qfLjt)

We hear it's the loneliest number ...

Posted by: Three Dog Night at March 04, 2024 10:12 PM (TTAGa)

43 W.C. Fields' sure cure for insomnia. Get plenty of sleep.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 04, 2024 10:13 PM (FVME7)

44 I believe Pepsi owns Doritos. May as well start at the top. I don't go to KFC, Pizza Hut, or Taco Bell or drink any Pepsi products. Give up Doritos or Tostitos? No problem.

Fuck these people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 04, 2024 10:13 PM (R4t5M)

45 That beotch is ONLY in it to damage Trump.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 04, 2024 10:12 PM (0Htd1)


Work harderer and fasterer NimRATa!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

46 SLACKTIVISM : Dudes Walk Around In Pumps To ‘Help’ Violence Against Women… Somehow. Someone connect the dots for us on this one ... what is that supposed to ACCOMPLISH?

We're making a difference!
https://tinyurl.com/3vry8fzz

We don't see how emasculating young men in a violent, toxically male and heteronormative organization like the military could FAIL to protect women from domestic violence! Foreign, sure, but not domestic with a bunch of soy betas male future Dem voters!

Posted by: Temple University ROTC Program, 2015 at March 04, 2024 10:13 PM (ycI94)

47 19 Doritos Hires Transgender Who Fantasized about PedophiIa, Mocked Victims of Rape, Wants Destruction of Traditional Family

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We've achieved Peak Depravity Acceptance

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2024 10:14 PM (bo7UB)

48 Republicans demand answers on Pfizer links to Canada's euthanasia lobby: Lawmakers demand drugmaker reveal if US taxpayer funds were used to give cash to campaign expanding lethal injections to children as young as 12

https://mol.im/a/13154853

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #10 at March 04, 2024 10:14 PM (qfLjt)

49 Dudes Walk Around In Pumps To ‘Help’ Violence Against Women… Somehow
Someone connect the dots for us on this one ... what is that supposed to ACCOMPLISH?


Lot harder to run 'em down if you are in heels, I guess.

Posted by: Behold, The Merkin! at March 04, 2024 10:15 PM (1MPTm)

50 That beotch is ONLY in it to damage Trump.
Posted by: nerdygirl

And playing the liz cheney "I want me some dem love".

Posted by: Some Rat at March 04, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)

51 Made it 1:31 in. From that sample, I'd say, sorry, Dweezil is no Frank.

Posted by: mindful webworker - moo nunit? at March 04, 2024 10:15 PM (0QZAr)

52 Thank you for all your ONTs MisHum!

Posted by: Some Rat at March 04, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU)

53 Work harderer and fasterer NimRATa!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

I've heard of Nimrods.

I love your new word NimRat.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 10:16 PM (QXQ4l)

54 Posted by: Ciampino - Update #09

Those damn conservatives, always trying to derail the graft train!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

55 any company that advertises they have hired a 'influencer' gets the chair...let your product sell itself or it sucks ass

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 04, 2024 10:16 PM (+I6Y/)

56 SpaceX/NASA - SpaceX Crew 8
Rendezvous & Docking with ISS
COVERAGE: March 5th at 12:55 a.m. ET
Docking is scheduled for approx. 3 a.m. ET

https://tinyurl.com/4jbj67kv

Posted by: Ciampino - Reminder at March 04, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)

57 "Maybe its the taste of the chips"

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at March 04, 2024 10:17 PM (bo7UB)

58 I love your new word NimRat.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra


Think deleting that "a" makes it even better!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

59 Or the IC is blackmailing the Pepsi CEO.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 04, 2024 10:18 PM (R4t5M)

60 Good evening.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2024 10:18 PM (V02eN)

61 You can't go wrong with Dweezil and Moon! And Chris Squire was very talented.

Posted by: Happy Harry at March 04, 2024 10:19 PM (V5BDR)

62 Let the government shut down. I'm sick of people acting like it's some kind of earth-shattering crisis that can only be averted by dumping more devalued dollars into bullshit, graft and depravity.

Posted by: Worthless shits, all of them at March 04, 2024 10:19 PM (8kPE2)

63 Maybe Doritos is hoping to get the snacks concession in Hell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 04, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7)

They aim to be the official snack of Bud Lite drinkers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2024 10:20 PM (tkR6S)

64 U.S. Supreme Court temporarily freezes the implementation of Texas immigration law to review the case
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OK, so Texas can say they're *voluntarily* implementing U.S. Immigration Law. Problem solved.

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 10:20 PM (njWTi)

65 They aim to be the official snack of Bud Lite drinkers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Nice.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 04, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)

66 Insomnia is remedied by vigorous exercise.
Nothing else works for me.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2024 10:21 PM (MeG8a)

67 I don't have "insomnia". I have ONTmnia. Does tend to keep one awake, reading, far past one's intended snoozetime.


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2024 10:22 PM (e6UQI)

68 Dweezil did a good cover of My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama.

Posted by: Homicidal Guitars R' Us at March 04, 2024 10:23 PM (1MPTm)

69 Parental Supervision - last 3 items all involved Parental Supervision, or lack thereof.

Lucky little lost girl!! Blessed! Out there at least an hour.

Posted by: mindful webworker - dad unit at March 04, 2024 10:23 PM (0QZAr)

70 55 any company that advertises they have hired a 'influencer' gets the chair...let your product sell itself or it sucks ass
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 04, 2024 10:16 PM (+I6Y/)

So much for a "night in the box" as punishment.

Posted by: Carr at March 04, 2024 10:24 PM (TTAGa)

71 My tin-foil hat is getting mighty tight

@Breaking911 2m
BREAKING: Massive industrial fire reported at nitrogen tank plant in Clinton Township, Michigan

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 10:25 PM (IG4Id)

72 Chris Squire, bassist and founding member of Yes [...] He was the only member to appear on each of their 21 studio albums, released from 1969 to 2014.

Mostly because he had the legal rights to the name "Yes." When almost-all-of-Yes put out an album without him, the band was called Anderson-Bruford-Wakeman-Howe. Tony Levin played bass, but didn't get his name in the title list.

Posthumously, it was reported that Squire didn't own the entire trademark himself, but either he owned the important part, or he was the only one who enforced his ownership, since there was a "Yes" without all the other founding members at some point.

Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 10:26 PM (DgGvY)

73 52 Thank you for all your ONTs MisHum!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 04, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU)

You're welcome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)

74 Let the government shut down.
Posted by: Worthless shits, all of them


But they'll put police tape in front of the Lincoln Monument!

Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 10:28 PM (DgGvY)

75 The governor said he originally asked for 100 soldiers to assist the effort but says that roughly 400 volunteered.

It's called the Volunteer State for a reason, just sayin'

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2024 10:28 PM (PZvjL)

76 @Breaking911 2m
BREAKING: Massive industrial fire reported at nitrogen tank plant in Clinton Township, Michigan
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 10:25 PM (IG4Id)


As if the politicians weren't already doing enough to destroy American industries...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

77 Video here:

BNO News @BNONews 21m
BREAKING: Industrial fire with dozens of explosions in Clinton Township, Michigan

https://tinyurl.com/2uhfuh3h
1:26 minutes; LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 10:29 PM (2yu8s)

78 62 Let the government shut down. I'm sick of people acting like it's some kind of earth-shattering crisis that can only be averted by dumping more devalued dollars into bullshit, graft and depravity.
Posted by: Worthless shits, all of them

Would it change your opinion any knowing that, for all the recent shutdowns, when a budget was passed, all the furloughed Fed employees received back pay, so essentially received a paid vacation?

Posted by: Fed Employee at March 04, 2024 10:29 PM (ycI94)

79 >>> 44 I believe Pepsi owns Doritos. May as well start at the top. I don't go to KFC, Pizza Hut, or Taco Bell or drink any Pepsi products. Give up Doritos or Tostitos? No problem.

Fuck these people.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 04, 2024 10:13 PM (R4t5M)

Good thing we have antitrust laws in this country!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 10:29 PM (llON8)

80 As if the politicians weren't already doing enough to destroy American industries...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

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Ja! Ja!

Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at March 04, 2024 10:29 PM (bo7UB)

81 76 @Breaking911 2m
BREAKING: Massive industrial fire reported at nitrogen tank plant in Clinton Township, Michigan
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 10:25 PM (IG4Id)

As if the politicians weren't already doing enough to destroy American industries...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

Imagine the red, crimson and magenta tape which will have to be cut to rebuild. Oh it aint going to be pretty.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 10:29 PM (QXQ4l)

82 Brewingfrog: the idea of treason has pretty much gone by the wayside...

My first realization of this was when Jane Fonda suffered no consequences.

Posted by: mindful webworker - first big screen naked titties I ever saw, though at March 04, 2024 10:30 PM (0QZAr)

83 32 Breaking911 @Breaking911
TAPPER: “Trump participated in an erection.”

https://tinyurl.com/mssdy7a9
12 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck
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Tapper's dream.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 10:31 PM (l4R+l)

84 Snowing hard down here on the beach. It's beautiful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 10:31 PM (Xt+Ph)

85 I'm admittedly curious whether the state of Texas requires my services, but I think with the current relatively low intensity state of things I'm a little too old, a little too chubby, and more than a little too not-military to be much use to the good people doing something about the border chaos. Maybe if things get worse and they need a lot of manpower they could put me in a sentry post to report on stuff moving when it shouldn't, or not moving when it should be. I have a good eye for detail for that sort of thing.

Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2024 10:31 PM (PZvjL)

86 More here:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 17m
🚨#BREAKING: A Possible Fireworks Facility is Engulfed in Flames Triggering significant Nonstop Explosions
📌#Grosebeck | #Michigan
Currently, numerous law enforcement and other emergency crews are on the scene of significant explosions in Groesbeck, Michigan. As Nonstop explosions continue near 15 Mile and Groesbeck, featuring large flames and sparks. The cause is possibly a fireworks facility, but this remains unconfirmed at this time. Firefighters crews have retreated to their rigs as nearby roads are closed, and the property owner reported a 10,000-gallon diesel fuel tank. Authorities are evacuating nearby residents and urging people to avoid the area immediately due to the ongoing risk of a larger explosion. The situation is still developing.

https://tinyurl.com/33d8zckt
1:13 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 10:31 PM (2yu8s)

87 Beautiful photo up top. thank you!

"Doritos Hires Transgender Who Fantasized about PedophiIa, Mocked Victims of Rape, Wants Destruction of Traditional Family"

As the article at The Lid says, It's time to Bud Light Doritos.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 04, 2024 10:32 PM (Rbu5d)

88 >>> 32 Breaking911 @Breaking911
TAPPER: “Trump participated in an erection.”

https://tinyurl.com/mssdy7a9
12 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 10:10 PM (2yu8s)

Erection? Where???

Posted by: Shep! at March 04, 2024 10:32 PM (llON8)

89 Broncos to release Russell Wilson

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:32 PM (oCjPU)

90 Snowing hard down here on the beach. It's beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Sounds lovely!

Good evening, nurse

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 10:33 PM (njWTi)

91 >>> 89 Broncos to release Russell Wilson
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:32 PM (oCjPU)

He's still way better than caperdick.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2024 10:33 PM (llON8)

92 We've had alternating sun, rain, snow today. No accumulation, it's too warm.

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 10:34 PM (njWTi)

93
Tapper's dream.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 10:31 PM (l4R+l)

And here I thought it was giving Anderson Cooper head.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 10:34 PM (QXQ4l)

94 "Warm" =/= "comfortable"

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 10:34 PM (njWTi)

95 89 Broncos to release Russell Wilson
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:32 PM (oCjPU)

Talk about a crippling contract...dead cap is off the charts

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 04, 2024 10:34 PM (+I6Y/)

96 Sweet top 100

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at March 04, 2024 10:35 PM (duT0u)

97 The maker of Doritos snack chips has hired a transgender influencer as a “chip ambassador” who has mocked children who are victims of rape, has admitted to fantasizing about pedophile, and has advocated for the destruction of the traditional family unit.

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If you stop buying Doritos it's genocide

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 04, 2024 10:35 PM (xw1WS)

98 Funny things have been happening everywhere. Internet out for twenty hours on Sat. Out for five hours today. Phone service dead all over the country. Maybe our infrastructure is really falling apart, or someone's attacking us.

(wouldn't put it past a place that rhymes with Dashington CW doing it)

Posted by: Just Spitballing at March 04, 2024 10:35 PM (0eaVi)

99 Snow?!

*lights hair on fire*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2024 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

100 97 The maker of Doritos snack chips has hired a transgender influencer as a “chip ambassador” who has mocked children who are victims of rape, has admitted to fantasizing about pedophile, and has advocated for the destruction of the traditional family unit.
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If you stop buying Doritos it's genocide
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 04, 2024 10:35 PM (xw1WS)

This genocide seems like a fun thing. No moar Pepsi/Frito Lay, etc. etc. etc.

Been drinking inexpensive diet tonic or black coffee.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)

101 “The maker of Doritos snack chips has hired a transgender influencer”

Therefore the tranny’s influence is ZERO. If one HAS to use the FAKE WORD to describe him/herself, there IS NO INFLUENCE.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 04, 2024 10:37 PM (8sMut)

102 84 Snowing hard down here on the beach. It's beautiful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 10:31 PM (Xt+Ph)

Nice, nurse. Did I tell you my son passed his nursing boards a year ago? And his wife is also an RN? They work here in the St Louis area. Blessings to you!

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at March 04, 2024 10:37 PM (s6PBU)

103 (wouldn't put it past a place that rhymes with Dashington CW doing it)
Posted by: Just Spitballing at March 04, 2024 10:35 PM (0eaVi)


This is just a test...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

104 I don't have insomnia. I have midshift.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 10:38 PM (sAmhv)

105 89 Broncos to release Russell Wilson
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:32 PM (oCjPU)

Maybe he can start for Da Bears.

Seeing that the QB they could have had won 3 Super Bowls and that guy, Mitch Trubiski is now loading trucks for a Fed Ex wanna be, or so I heard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)

106 We haven't had any Frito Lay products in this house for decades. But I see the trucks all the time.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2024 10:38 PM (MeG8a)

107 I've heard of Nimrods.
I love your new word NimRat.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


She's not worthy of being called Nimrod. A great hunter in the Scripture; the great-grandson of Noah. Maybe built the Tower of Babel, but that's extra-scriptural.

And then "nimrod" was forever redefined as "idiot" by a Looney Tunes cartoon that went a bit too highbrow.

Nikki just ain't that important. Whether you're comparing her to Noah's great-grandson or Elmer Fudd.

Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 10:39 PM (DgGvY)

108 Broncos to release Russell Wilson
Posted by: Don Black

He goes to the Raiders and beats Denver twice a year.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 04, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU)

109 I don't have insomnia. I have midshift.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 04, 2024 10:38 PM (sAmhv)

Read a sci-fi or fantasy story....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2024 10:42 PM (0eaVi)

110 COL 4 CHI 0 end 2nd 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:42 PM (oCjPU)

111 About the young Air Force man who let us know the Biden government lied/is lying about American boots on the ground in Ukraine - well, obviously illegal but did he take money for this leak or did he disclose the information because he thought his fellow Americans deserved to know that Biden is setting up WW III? Does anyone know?

Biden and his fellow soldiers betray our country every single day.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at March 04, 2024 10:42 PM (s6PBU)

112 111 About the young Air Force man who let us know the Biden government lied/is lying about American boots on the ground in Ukraine - well, obviously illegal but did he take money for this leak or did he disclose the information because he thought his fellow Americans deserved to know that Biden is setting up WW III? Does anyone know?

Biden and his fellow soldiers betray our country every single day.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at March 04, 2024 10:42 PM (s6PBU)

2 wrongs do not make a right. The ends do not justify the means.
We know enough without this traitor's actions to know that MushHead is tinkering with WWIII.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)

113 I don't have a problem getting to sleep.
I have a problem awakening at 4 am.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2024 10:45 PM (MeG8a)

114 "Scientific" American:

First, the so-called normal distribution of statistics assumes that there are default humans who serve as the standard that the rest of us can be accurately measured against.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2024 10:45 PM (hZP+2)

115 BREAKING: U.S. District Court for the District of North Dakota has determined that the Biden administration cannot require that religious organizations and healthcare providers cover an array of gender-related treatments, including surgeries, counseling, and hormone therapies.
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U.S. District Legal Judgment Provider for the District of North Dakota has determined that the Biden executive branch provider cannot require that religion providers and healthcareproviders cover an array of gender related cure provider, including surgeries, counseling and hormone therapy providers.

Posted by: English Is Dead at March 04, 2024 10:46 PM (8sMut)

116 I don't have a problem getting to sleep.
I have a problem awakening at 4 am.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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HAH!!!!

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 10:47 PM (njWTi)

117 111
Interesting problem, if you have taken an oath but then become aware of government activities that you believe violate the Constitution, are obviously illegal, or appear to be war crimes, are yu still bound by that oath?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 10:48 PM (hOUT3)

118 After tomorrow Trikki Nikki will be hopping around with no arms and one leg like the Black Knight on Monte Python yelling. I'm fine its only a scratch...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 04, 2024 10:49 PM (EBPnT)

119 Therefore the tranny’s influence is ZERO. If one HAS to use the FAKE WORD to describe him/herself, there IS NO INFLUENCE.

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To be fair he influenced me. I would have bought Doritos before this week.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2024 10:49 PM (bo7UB)

120 The beginning of the article. This great biologist died. Now let me explain why he was racist after he can no longer defend himself:

With the death of biologist E. O. Wilson on Sunday, I find myself again reflecting on the complicated legacies of scientists whose works are built on racist ideas and how these ideas came to define our understanding of the world.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2024 10:49 PM (hZP+2)

121 Chef's kiss.

https://tinyurl.com/3ncw89hy

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2024 10:49 PM (LkLld)

122 First, the so-called normal distribution of statistics assumes that there are default humans who serve as the standard that the rest of us can be accurately measured against.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2024 10:45 PM (hZP+2)

===
Ahem, I'm right here.

Posted by: The Voice in Every Democrat's Head at March 04, 2024 10:50 PM (RIvkX)

123 Someone should find the clip of Leslie Nielson in front of a burning fireworks factory saying "Move along folks, nothing to see here, nothing to see."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 04, 2024 10:50 PM (S6gqv)

124 list of brands owned by Pepsi co
( Gatorade is one, btw )
link to wiki

https://tinyurl.com/5n959zbd

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 10:50 PM (IG4Id)

125 Funny things have been happening everywhere. Internet out for twenty hours on Sat. Out for five hours today. Phone service dead all over the country. Maybe our infrastructure is really falling apart, or someone's attacking us.
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Pharmacy discount coupon system is still mostly out too.. can't get one of my meds without it because it's way too expensive... going on since the ATT outage. It's a ransom ware attack. You really have to search for any information about it.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2024 10:51 PM (PZo5T)

126 89

'Broncos to release Russell Wilson'

Welease Wussell Wilson!

Posted by: Pontius Pilate at March 04, 2024 10:51 PM (roH4R)

127 Chef's kiss.
https://tinyurl.com/3ncw89hy
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2024 10:49 PM (LkLld)
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"You push back on them! You tell them they are not wanted anywhere!"
-Maxine Waters

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2024 10:53 PM (RIvkX)

128 >>>list of brands owned by Pepsi co
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aw man not my cheetos

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:53 PM (oCjPU)

129 Welease Wussell Wilson!
Posted by: Pontius Pilate at March 04, 2024 10:51 PM (roH4R)

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I believe that would be, Wewease Wussell Wiwson

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2024 10:55 PM (RIvkX)

130 118 After tomorrow Trikki Nikki will be hopping around with no arms and one leg like the Black Knight on Monte Python yelling. I'm fine its only a scratch...
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

Nikki is already limbless and on the ground at this point....Trump isn't even paying her (or the primary) any real attention. He's just winning more electors as he goes along his business campaigning for the general.

At least the Black Knight was only deluded enough to offer a draw...Nikki still says she can win.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 04, 2024 10:56 PM (ycI94)

131 Pharmacy discount coupon system is still mostly out too.. can't get one of my meds without it because it's way too expensive... going on since the ATT outage. It's a ransom ware attack. You really have to search for any information about it.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2024 10:51 PM (PZo5T)

Russians, I read.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 04, 2024 10:57 PM (0eaVi)

132 128 >>>list of brands owned by Pepsi co
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aw man not my cheetos
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:53 PM (oCjPU)

Yup.

Suck it up Buttercup.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 10:57 PM (QXQ4l)

133 Nice, nurse. Did I tell you my son passed his nursing boards a year ago? And his wife is also an RN? They work here in the St Louis area. Blessings to you!
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen

Wow! That's awesome! You must be so proud.
Peace be with you, too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 10:57 PM (jnGMR)

134 Was watching a video about all the bad political horror movies that have come out recently and the youtuber did a pretty good job capturing why they failed. He mentioned in passing political division and then decided to get into the origins of political division and it was like watching a film nerd switch from talking about, well film to a toddler talking about where babies come from.

His two arguments?

He had a video of Ted Nugent telling conservatives to kick the ass of people stealing the election. Because, uh, no leftist has ever, ever told his supporters to go attack their ideological enemies. Because...uh...Obama, and Swalwell, and Schumer, and...err are there any *office holders* of note that haven't?

Then his second argument was the left chooses such kindly people to be its leaders...like Joe Biden. You know the man taking bribes from overseas, that molested his daughter, and claims his son was killed by NAZIs in WWII.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2024 10:59 PM (ibTVg)

135 Next Saturday night we move the clocks an hour ahead. Next Sunday they put on the Academy Awards show.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2024 10:59 PM (bo7UB)

136 aw man not my cheetos
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:53 PM (oCjPU)

Nice thing about snack foods, and sodas, and beer, there is host of competitors' products and store brands that are equally good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2024 11:00 PM (tkR6S)

137 After tomorrow Trikki Nikki will be hopping around with no arms and one leg like the Black Knight on Monte Python yelling. I'm fine its only a scratch...
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!


NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2024 11:00 PM (ibTVg)

138 SLACKTIVISM : Dudes Walk Around In Pumps To ‘Help’ Violence Against Women… Somehow
Someone connect the dots for us on this one ... what is that supposed to ACCOMPLISH?


So...its an opportunity for guys with a woman's show fetish to let it all hang out?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2024 11:01 PM (ibTVg)

139 I can hear it now in Minneapolis and Michigan's Gaza City, "My Congresstwat went to Cuba and all I got was this lousy used Che Guevara T-shirt."


This whole story stinks to high heaven. Logan act? Very possibly. Outright treason? Possibly.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2024 11:02 PM (W/lyH)

140 137 After tomorrow Trikki Nikki will be hopping around with no arms and one leg like the Black Knight on Monte Python yelling. I'm fine its only a scratch...
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

NOT FUNNY
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2024 11:00 PM (ibTVg)


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Her campaign will be flatter than Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2024 11:02 PM (bo7UB)

141 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#UPDATE: Police have issued a statement emphasizing the current danger, urging people to stay indoors and away from the vicinity. As Debris is being projected into the air, reaching as far as a mile away. According to recent reports, the explosions are occurring at a distribution center known as Select Distribution, which houses nitrous oxide tanks. The sound of the explosions can be heard over 10-15 miles away this is still developing

https://tinyurl.com/yc7atv9n
37 seconds; LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 11:02 PM (2yu8s)

142 As Debris is being projected into the air, reaching as far as a mile away. According to recent reports, the explosions are occurring at a distribution center known as Select Distribution, which houses nitrous oxide tanks.

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Bystanders in the area have reported feeling JUST GREAT, MAN.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2024 11:04 PM (bo7UB)

143 >>After tomorrow Trikki Nikki will be hopping around with no arms and one leg like the Black Knight on Monte Python yelling. I'm fine its only a scratch...

https://tinyurl.com/4b8p2aw3

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2024 11:04 PM (LkLld)

144 "Next Saturday night we move the clocks an hour ahead."
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Damn. Already?

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 11:04 PM (njWTi)

145 >>>>When you believe an oath is more like a suggestion, or a loose guideline, and not a serious lifelong obligation, it really opens up so many opportunities!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~
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In conversation with a Democrat talking about treaties and contracts. He said that a contract is not the end of negotiations but an outline to begin negotiations.
It never ends with them they never quit.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 11:06 PM (l4R+l)

146 Not for nothing but JK Rowlings is a 1.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 04, 2024 11:06 PM (MNhXM)

147 144 "Next Saturday night we move the clocks an hour ahead."
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Damn. Already?
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 11:04 PM (njWTi)

An extra hour to fish and the damn ice isn't that great with this climate change thing. But then again I am under budget on the LP Gas this winter.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 11:06 PM (QXQ4l)

148 "Scientific" American: First, the so-called normal distribution of statistics assumes that there are default humans who serve as the standard that the rest of us can be accurately measured against.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Yes, there are "default" humans who work like that. Line up all the adult males from shortest to tallest, and line up all the adult females from shortest to tallest. There will be a lot of similar-height people in the middle of each line. Those are the default ones, if you're talking about height. There will be fewer and fewer of the shorter ones and taller ones as you move to each end of the lines. Because it is a normal distribution, or something mathematically close to it. AKA, a bell curve.

Sorry that it works with intelligence, too, but it does. Presuming that that is what SciAm The Left takes issue with, as usual.

Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 11:07 PM (DgGvY)

149 NOT FUNNY
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2024 11:00 PM (ibTVg)

What really wasn't funny was when the real Michelle Feilds desperately coerce tried to Cory Lewandowski into a physical altercation on camera a failed...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 04, 2024 11:07 PM (EBPnT)

150 147 144 "Next Saturday night we move the clocks an hour ahead."
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Damn. Already?
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 11:04 PM (njWTi)
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I thought they abolished that nonsense.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 11:07 PM (l4R+l)

151 According to recent reports, the explosions are occurring at a distribution center known as Select Distribution, which houses nitrous oxide tanks. The sound of the explosions can be heard over 10-15 miles away

Dying in a nitrous oxide explosion wouldn't hurt, would it?

Posted by: probably not Steven Wright at March 04, 2024 11:09 PM (DgGvY)

152 I'm reading the classified info article and.... holy shnikes. He used to be a Lt Col and he fell for *this* nonsense? "You have a job in the Operations Center today, I remember, I'm sure there is a lot of interesting news there?" Sounds like "she" dumped him after getting what she could for two months (or her ops budget dried up as the war kicked off). Fire this idiot out of a cannon and boot whoever approved his clearance out of the Army.

Posted by: pookysgirl can't believe the idiocy sometimes at March 04, 2024 11:10 PM (dtlDP)

153 It's difficult enough to be on time for those early a.m. appt's... next week will be tougher. Ugh.

On the bright side, sunset will be "later" so there's that.

Maybe I should cut the ends off my blankets, and sew the strips to the opposite ends-- get me some longer blankets, right??? /s

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 11:11 PM (njWTi)

154 Pharmacy discount coupon system is still mostly out too.. can't get one of my meds without it because it's way too expensive... going on since the ATT outage. It's a ransom ware attack. You really have to search for any information about it.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2024 10:51 PM (PZo5T)

Russians, I read.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

We've sent hundreds of billions of dollars worth of US weapons to kill Russian soldiers. I'm surprised we haven't seen more noticeable reciprocation.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2024 11:14 PM (CFtGR)

155 Nightcap that folds to cover the eyes, pillow on top of the head..

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 11:14 PM (l4R+l)

156 Sorry that it works with intelligence, too, but it does. Presuming that that is what SciAm The Left takes issue with, as usual.
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2024 11:07 PM (DgGvY)


Hrothgar's Rule of Thumb:
For ANY measurable parameter of a human (height, weight, intelligence, strength), roughly half the population will be be below average.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 11:15 PM (hOUT3)

157 I thought they abolished that nonsense.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 11:07 PM (l4R+l)


Do not underestimate the power of Big Clock!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 11:17 PM (hOUT3)

158 Do not underestimate the power of Big Clock!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 11:17 PM (hOUT3)

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The bright spot is, every year more of my clocks are smart enough to do the adjustment themselves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2024 11:19 PM (bo7UB)

159 We've sent hundreds of billions of dollars worth of US weapons to kill Russian soldiers. I'm surprised we haven't seen more noticeable reciprocation.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2024 11:14 PM (CFtGR)

We're waiting for the election.

Posted by: Russkies at March 04, 2024 11:19 PM (0eaVi)

160 Evening Horde, thx MisHum. Been watching the reaction of the left to the various decisions going against them. Some are losing their minds to such an extent that it makes you realize how insane the next nine months will be. The left is going for the gold and they want no one in their way. Id like to say I hope they only destroy themselves but I live in the middle of what would be a shrapnel zone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2024 11:19 PM (58LrU)

161 89 Broncos to release Russell Wilson

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:32 PM (oCjPU)


The Broncos organization top command asked themselves the same questions about Wilson that the DNC members are asking themselves about Decrepit Joe:

A. What has he done for us lately?
B. What winning things can he do for us this fall?

Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2024 11:19 PM (5fDan)

162 Big Clock
good one

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 11:20 PM (oCjPU)

163 Dug up the loose change from the couch last week and sent it to the tip jar.
Party on Dudes!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2024 11:21 PM (W/lyH)

164 and Jason Kelce of the Iggles has retired after 13 seasons

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 11:21 PM (oCjPU)

165 162 Big Clock
good one
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 11:20 PM (oCjPU)

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They're brutal.

Just look what they did to Big Hourglass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2024 11:22 PM (bo7UB)

166 To the Broncos: "Ask yourself this, are you better off now than you were four years ago?"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2024 11:22 PM (CFtGR)

167 We've sent hundreds of billions of dollars worth of US weapons to kill Russian soldiers. I'm surprised we haven't seen more noticeable reciprocation.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2024 11:14 PM (CFtGR)


Valid point there Spudboy.
A lot of folks out there just might have a wee bit of a grudge against ol Uncle Sam.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2024 11:23 PM (W/lyH)

168 Top 200
Good night all.

Posted by: Theodore at March 04, 2024 11:24 PM (pGonq)

169 Phooey to Big Clock! I stand with Big Sundial.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 04, 2024 11:24 PM (VNX3d)

170 128 >>>list of brands owned by Pepsi co
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aw man not my cheetos

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:53 PM (oCjPU)

I'll cut my Frito consumption in half. Best I can do.

Posted by: javems at March 04, 2024 11:26 PM (Hp9vG)

171 🕦

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 11:26 PM (oCjPU)

172
and Jason Kelce of the Iggles has retired after 13 seasons
Posted by: Don Black


Is this the brother of the chump who will be humiliated when he becomes the butt of Tay-Tay's next hit song?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 04, 2024 11:27 PM (9xUq6)

173 I hope they only destroy themselves but I live in the middle of what would be a shrapnel zone
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Me too. I'm in Seattle. Work downtown. Where are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 11:30 PM (moE3T)

174 American Samoa, the NFL & Super Tuesday:

DEMs choose 6 delegates from American Samoa on Super Tuesday.

(The GOP doesn't select any tomorrow, either because the GOP doesn't seat delegates from American Samoa, or because the GOP holds its Samoa caucus on a different date. Too LZ to look into it bc don't care.)

There are over 70 players in the NFL who are either from American Samoa or of American Samoan descent.

A Samoan is 56 times more likely to play in the NFL than a non-Samoan. The AVERAGE (!) weight of all Samoan NFL players is 325 pounds. Several go 350, altho NFL coaches discourage playing at more than 325 pounds, because it hurts endurance.

Posted by: mnw at March 04, 2024 11:30 PM (NLIak)

175 Professional Sportsball is dead to me . They hate me and I hate them.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 04, 2024 11:30 PM (MNhXM)

176 A lot of folks out there just might have a wee bit of a grudge against ol Uncle Sam.
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Everyone who lost people to covid 19, or the jabs, has a reasonable grudge.

Posted by: Methos at March 04, 2024 11:30 PM (Dnobf)

177 Gumby: Trikki Nikki will be hopping around with no arms and one leg like the Black Knight on Monte Python yelling. I'm fine its only a scratch...

I'm pretty sure JJ did that as an illo on the Morning Report recently.
_____

Walked Daisy dog twice today with no leash and she was good as gold. Had the control collar on her but never had to use it. Yay.

Sunrise we try again. So... g'nite folks.
🌅 🐕 🚶‍♂️ 🤎
💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - somniacally at March 04, 2024 11:32 PM (0QZAr)

178 Good evening Horde. I see tocking about clocks. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: scampydog at March 04, 2024 11:32 PM (41CYW)

179 178 Good evening Horde. I see tocking about clocks. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum.
Posted by: scampydog at March 04, 2024 11:32 PM (41CYW)


This comment really ticked me off!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 04, 2024 11:34 PM (hOUT3)

180 174 addendum:

A disproportionate number of Samoan NFL prospects come from BYU, because... Mormon missionaries.

Posted by: mnw at March 04, 2024 11:34 PM (NLIak)

181 178 Good evening Horde. I see tocking about clocks. Thanks for the ONT, MisHum.
Posted by: scampydog at March 04, 2024 11:32 PM (41CYW)

Yeah, clock talk ticks me off...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2024 11:34 PM (xaFKb)

182 Had three Samoan troopers in my first platoon. Great soldiers and scary strong!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2024 11:34 PM (W/lyH)

183 According to recent reports, the explosions are occurring at a distribution center known as Select Distribution, which houses nitrous oxide tanks.

And that's no laughing matter.

Posted by: sam the eagle at March 04, 2024 11:34 PM (hSwza)

184 The latest:

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 26m
🚨#UPDATE: Officials report that Wholesalers Select Distributors was the cause of the massive explosions and fires in Clinton Township, Michigan, according to preliminary information from the police. Select Distributors LLC is a wholesale supplier of vapes, CBD products, hookahs, lighters, nitrogen tanks and more, according to its website. The extent of injuries is currently unknown

https://tinyurl.com/mpz6663j

45 seconds; aerial view

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 11:34 PM (2yu8s)

185 Select Distributors LLC is a wholesale supplier of vapes, CBD products,


Well, at least he has his COB pay to fall back on.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2024 11:36 PM (xVkS/)

186 174 second addendum:

Chefs (not a typo) head coach Andy Reid is a BYU alum, and also a Mormon.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at March 04, 2024 11:37 PM (NLIak)

187 COL 5 CHI 0 Final
Justus Annunen (G) posts back to back shutouts against CHI

Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 11:41 PM (oCjPU)

188 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at March 04, 2024 11:44 PM (RFPHU)

189 I am under budget on the LP Gas this winter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 11:06 PM (QXQ4l)
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With the lower energy bills, the recently new to me senior discounts, and the raise I got because the kids moved out, I figure I'm about even with inflation this year.

Posted by: scampydog at March 04, 2024 11:44 PM (41CYW)

190 Select Distributors LLC is a wholesale supplier of vapes, CBD products, hookahs, lighters, nitrogen tanks and more, according to its website. The extent of injuries is currently unknown

https://tinyurl.com/mpz6663j

45 seconds; aerial view
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 11:34 PM (2yu8s)

I think they mean nitrous oxide tanks, don't they?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2024 11:46 PM (tkR6S)

191 189 Scampy & Mis Hum

I've been astonished at how much my car, condo & home insurance has increased this year, & I haven't had any claims. Pure Bidenflation.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at March 04, 2024 11:47 PM (NLIak)

192 An extra hour to fish and the damn ice isn't that great with this climate change thing. But then again I am under budget on the LP Gas this winter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 04, 2024 11:06 PM (QXQ4l)

----------------------------------

Fired up the snowblower exactly twice this year. Not complaining in the least!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 04, 2024 11:47 PM (F4bAW)

193 Yeah, clock talk ticks me off...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2024 11:34 PM (xaFKb)

Tic Toc muthafucker ...

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at March 04, 2024 11:48 PM (TTAGa)

194 Interesting item:

Samuel Urban 🐛🌺 @ill_Scholar 14h
5,500-Year-Old Sumerian Star Map For over 150 years scientists have tried to solve the mystery of a controversial cuneiform clay tablet that indicates the Köfel’s impact event was observed in ancient times.

https://tinyurl.com/2uh83pbb
Photo; learn to cuneiform!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 11:49 PM (2yu8s)

195 Fired up the snowblower exactly twice this year. Not complaining in the least!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 04, 2024 11:47 PM (F4bAW)
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Same. Once at the beginning of the season to make sure it'd start. Once in early Jan., to make sure it'd start.

Posted by: scampydog at March 04, 2024 11:50 PM (41CYW)

196 Real or fake?
https://tinyurl.com/2f2ya7px

So is Mayorkas using HIAS to destroy the country?

Posted by: GOP sux at March 04, 2024 11:50 PM (Zzbjj)

197 I prefer clock talk to posters who give us reports about what they had for lunch or dinner.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at March 04, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)

198 I think they mean nitrous oxide tanks, don't they?
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Yes; it was mentioned in one of the earlier tweets, above.

#141, I see.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 11:51 PM (2yu8s)

199 I prefer clock talk to posters who give us reports about what they had for lunch or dinner.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at March 04, 2024 11:50 PM (NLIak)
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Sign of the Times.

Posted by: Little Purple Singer Guy at March 04, 2024 11:54 PM (41CYW)

200 Is rum one of the foods I should avoid to sleep better?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at March 04, 2024 11:54 PM (snyZJ)

201 RethugliKKKans you got one of your own ku klux klaners running for gov. in missouri on the republican side Light your cross get in your pick up and vote leon mclanahan grand wizard for gov.

Posted by: raimondo at March 04, 2024 11:55 PM (qtkQZ)

202 I prefer clock talk to posters who give us reports about what they had for lunch or dinner.
Posted by: KC Wolf
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I second that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2024 11:55 PM (XeU6L)

203
With the lower energy bills, the recently new to me senior discounts, and the raise I got because the kids moved out, I figure I'm about even with inflation this year.
Posted by: scampydog


Thank me!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2024 11:55 PM (63Dwl)

204 RethugliKKKans you got one of your own ku klux klaners running for gov. in missouri on the republican side Light your cross get in your pick up and vote leon mclanahan grand wizard for gov.
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Robert Byrd is unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2024 11:56 PM (XeU6L)

205 174 third addendum:

Over 4% of NFL players are Samoans.

(70 divided by 1696 = 4.12 pct)

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at March 04, 2024 11:57 PM (NLIak)

206 Two years ago a 1.2 million SF Wal-Mart distribution center burned to the ground. I can't find a follow up story on the cause. I suspect it was lithium batteries, which the sprinkler system couldn't suppress.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 12:02 AM (CFtGR)

207 I think they mean nitrous oxide tanks, don't they?
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Yes; it was mentioned in one of the earlier tweets, above.

#141, I see.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 11:51 PM (2yu8s)

Nitrogen ain't to explodey generally. Guess a high pressure vessel heated high enough would be. We kept 3,000 psi and 6,000 psi nitrogen bottles in our shop, when I worked.

Posted by: javems at March 05, 2024 12:02 AM (Hp9vG)

208 I'm kind of flattered that lunatics care about who our next MO governor is.

Btw, MO still has an old fashioned insane asylum in Nevada, MO-- and we're saving a place for retardo.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at March 05, 2024 12:02 AM (NLIak)

209 https://tinyurl.com/2uh83pbb
Photo; learn to cuneiform!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 11:49 PM (2yu8s)

According to RationalWiki, there was no Kofels impact event, and the giant rockslide at Kofels happened about 4000 years before the date on the tablet, based on radiocarbon dates on trees buried by the rockslide. Giant rockslides are not exactly unheard of.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 12:04 AM (tkR6S)

210 The only product we use on that list is Quaker Oats. I'll find something else. Easy.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 05, 2024 12:06 AM (Rbu5d)

211 194
5,500-Year-Old Sumerian Star Map For over 150 years scientists have tried to solve the mystery of a controversial cuneiform clay tablet that indicates the Köfel’s impact event was observed in ancient times.
https://tinyurl.com/2uh83pbb

Photo; learn to cuneiform!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 04, 2024 11:49 PM (2yu8s)

heh

Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 12:06 AM (o3SCB)

212 I liked it yesterday when Nikki won DC, & Trump congratulated her on being "Queen of the Swamp."

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at March 05, 2024 12:10 AM (NLIak)

213
Two years ago a 1.2 million SF Wal-Mart distribution center burned to the ground. I can't find a follow up story on the cause. I suspect it was lithium batteries, which the sprinkler system couldn't suppress.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


This one?

https://tinyurl.com/5n6ap85j

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 05, 2024 12:10 AM (63Dwl)

214 Lib little sis just got back from 2 weeks in Cuba.

We are Don't Ask, Don't Tell about it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 04, 2024 10:07 PM (RIvkX)


Babalublog has a regular series of articles of (mostly) Canadian vacationers complaining about the quality of accommodations in the Cuban resorts.
If your sis gets shirty, ask her what she found was the best part of taking that apartheid vacation.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 12:11 AM (D7oie)

215 I'm not familiar with this series of children's TV series but...

bebeboi @iam_bebeboi 2h
Janice Burgess, the creator of ‘The Backyardigans’ has sadly passed away at the age of 72.

BNO News @BNONews 1h
Janice Burgess, the creator of 'The Backyardigans' on Nickelodeon, has died, her friend says

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 05, 2024 12:13 AM (2yu8s)

216 im reel dumb and talk in runons dat mek no sens and i play in my oan fee sees

Posted by: raimondo at March 05, 2024 12:13 AM (hSwza)

217 Babalublog has a regular series of articles of (mostly) Canadian vacationers complaining about the quality of accommodations in the Cuban resorts.
If your sis gets shirty, ask her what she found was the best part of taking that apartheid vacation.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 12:11 AM (D7oie)

I thought the restriction on Americans traveling to Cuba had been lifted?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 12:15 AM (tkR6S)

218 Going to Cuba on vacation is a political statement, just like Bernie & the missus going on to the USSR for their honeymoon.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at March 05, 2024 12:15 AM (NLIak)

219 Snowing hard down here on the beach. It's beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 10:31 PM (Xt+Ph)


Remember when you were concerned there wouldn't be a lot of snowpac this year? I think we might be OK after all.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 12:17 AM (D7oie)

220 Broncos to release Russell Wilson
Posted by: Don Black at March 04, 2024 10:32 PM (oCjPU)


so Biden's peace talks have borne some success?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 12:19 AM (D7oie)

221 This one?
https://tinyurl.com/5n6ap85j
Posted by: Joe Biden

Yep. Aside from Wal-Mart trying to sue all the fire departments for not correctly fighting the fire, it seems to have disappeared from the news.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 12:20 AM (CFtGR)

222 Going to Cuba on vacation is a political statement, just like Bernie & the missus going on to the USSR for their honeymoon.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at March 05, 2024 12:15 AM (NLIak)

It's a good way to see how an explicitly Communist government can totally fuck up simple things like food and consumer goods. People stand in lines for hours to get bread or meat. And no refrigeration for the meat. Plenty of flies, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 12:21 AM (tkR6S)

223 I just watched for the first time the Crowder parody "Walk Like A Joe Biden" at YT. LOL.

Posted by: mrp at March 05, 2024 12:22 AM (rj6Yv)

224 Hmmm, I mean it seems to have disappeared from history. Big Warehouse strikes again, I guess.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 12:23 AM (CFtGR)

225 And no refrigeration for the meat. Plenty of flies, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Pilot program for "you will eat zee bugs!"

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 12:25 AM (CFtGR)

226 I'm headed for bed. Anyone need a mattress topper?

Posted by: Amber Heard at March 05, 2024 12:28 AM (V5BDR)

227 I think this is interesting:

I scan the Times of Israel (ToI) every day.

Even though it's NYT-style leftwing, ToI CLEARLY does the Snoopy dance whenever Trump wins another primary! They LOVE to see that.

Posted by: mnw at March 05, 2024 12:29 AM (NLIak)

228 I'm headed for bed. Anyone need a mattress topper?
Posted by: Amber Heard at March 05, 2024 12:28 AM (V5BDR)
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I'd like a word.

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at March 05, 2024 12:30 AM (41CYW)

229 I'm headed for bed. Anyone need a mattress topper?
Posted by: Amber Heard

"Manys the time I had to sleep with nothing between me and the cold hard ground but a thin native lass"

Posted by: Clive of India at March 05, 2024 12:32 AM (CFtGR)

230 210 The only product we use on that list is Quaker Oats. I'll find something else. Easy.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 05, 2024 12:06 AM (Rbu5d)

Which list is that?

Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 12:33 AM (o3SCB)

231 Just got here, Horde, got bogged down in content, which was wonderful. Very nice ONT, MisHum and that pic up top could be one of your paintings. I hope that you all are well tonight.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2024 12:33 AM (Sgq8y)

232 {{Debby}}

How goes it, tonight?

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 12:33 AM (njWTi)

233 230 210 The only product we use on that list is Quaker Oats. I'll find something else. Easy.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 05, 2024 12:06 AM (Rbu5d)

Which list is that?
Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 12:33 AM (o3SCB)

Found it!

124 list of brands owned by Pepsi co
( Gatorade is one, btw )
link to wiki

https://tinyurl.com/5n959zbd
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 10:50 PM (IG4Id)

Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 12:34 AM (o3SCB)

234 DDS

We're glad to see you.

Things have been a little slow tonite.

Posted by: mnw at March 05, 2024 12:34 AM (NLIak)

235 Which list is that?
Posted by: m

Latest corporate boycott. This time for having a tranny pervert as a spokesman for Doritos, which is owned by PepsiCo. See above.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 12:36 AM (CFtGR)

236 We seldom eat snacks, but our faves are all on that list.. Sad!

Quaker oats, too?? Ugh. Well, still have plenty but will not buy that brand again.

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 12:38 AM (njWTi)

237 Only thing that would make the rescue of the 5 year old in the Florida swamp any better would be to have her loyal pet dog having guarded her while she was missing. That’s what’s missing from this too often type story.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson

Maybe it got eaten to save her?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2024 12:40 AM (KAi1n)

238 This will be hilarious if it turns out to be true.

Rumours are circulating that some buyers of Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League are getting refunds

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2024 12:41 AM (uKImU)

239 The Israeli press is too discrete to go ""Yippie! Yippie! Trump won another one!", but you can tell they rejoice whenever Trump wins. They loathe Brandon.

Posted by: mnw at March 05, 2024 12:42 AM (NLIak)

240 Remember Anita Bryant, and the boycott of Florida orange juice because she said something mildly anti-gay? Good times, good times.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 12:43 AM (CFtGR)

241 https://tinyurl.com/5n959zbd
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2024 10:50 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 12:34 AM (o3SCB)

Seems to me a boycott focused on the offending brand, Frito-Lay, would be more effective, than one that tries to boycott every product sold by Pepsico. And a lot easier for the boycotting consumers to stick with.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 12:43 AM (tkR6S)

242
Does anybody know where this "Trump said he would be
a 'Dictator on Day 1'" bullshit comes from?

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 12:43 AM (OaZlZ)

243 Snowing hard down here on the beach. It's beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2024 10:31 PM (Xt+Ph)

Remember when you were concerned there wouldn't be a lot of snowpac this year? I think we might be OK after all.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024
***

Dang. Tomorrow is the first day of Geezer Golf at the local course. How am I gonna fleece those old farts if it's snowing???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2024 12:45 AM (W/lyH)

244 Anybody heard from the Moron who was reporting from Israel? I haven't seen him for a while. Hope he is alright.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 12:45 AM (CFtGR)

245 Does anybody know where this "Trump said he would be
a 'Dictator on Day 1'" bullshit comes from?
Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 12:43 AM (OaZlZ)

Out of any number of projecting liberal asshats' asses.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 05, 2024 12:46 AM (sRfrW)

246 Trump once said (stupidly) that, "I'd like to be a dictator for one day." It was a joke, & a poor one. But it's quite different than saying "I'd like to be a dictator from Day 1."

Posted by: mnw at March 05, 2024 12:46 AM (NLIak)

247 Boycotts: I'm usually good with that - Target, Levi's, Dick's Sporting Goods, In-Bev, etc. But I refuse to go back to Shasta or Continental Cola as my Bacardi mix. Nectar of the Mortals, and such.

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at March 05, 2024 12:47 AM (41CYW)

248 I thought the restriction on Americans traveling to Cuba had been lifted?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 12:15 AM (tkR6S)


Most of the complaints he talks about are from Canadians and brits, no idea why.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 12:47 AM (D7oie)

249 244 Anybody heard from the Moron who was reporting from Israel? I haven't seen him for a while. Hope he is alright.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 12:45 AM (CFtGR)

Biden's Dog. It's been a while.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 12:47 AM (o3SCB)

250 I'd like to be Queen for a day, but does anybody listen to me? No.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at March 05, 2024 12:48 AM (CFtGR)

251 The only product we use on that list is Quaker Oats. I'll find something else. Easy.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 05, 2024 12:06 AM (Rbu5d)


Bulk oats are generally cheaper

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 12:49 AM (D7oie)

252 The Roman Republic had 'dictator for a year'

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2024 12:49 AM (uKImU)

253 Has Hamas shown their gratitude to Joey Bidet for the dropping of food supplies?

You know by trying to shoot down one of the C-130s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2024 12:51 AM (uKImU)

254 King for a day

https://youtu.be/S-LBDFbVqMA

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 12:51 AM (CFtGR)

255 Most of the complaints he talks about are from Canadians and brits, no idea why.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 12:47 AM (D7oie)

In Canada, Cuba has a rep for being a place where one can get a tropical vacay on the cheap. Very popular with Quebeckers and other Easterners. Quebeckers would complain if you hanged them with a new rope.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 12:52 AM (tkR6S)

256 Sounds to me like raimondo's mom slept with Leon McLanahan more than once, I am detecting some true bitterness here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2024 12:52 AM (Sgq8y)

257
I'm a big fan of the Per Curiam decision by the SC today.

I didn't want to see any further step toward federalizing elections, but the SC made a good point about not needing states to police federal statuses.

Besides, there was also a good argument that the 14th-3rd says the insurrectionist cannot *hold* the office, but Congress can reverse this on a super-majority vote to seat a former "insurrectionist", so obviously this was meant post-run.

And it was a solid textual answer that the 14th-5th is the guidance to how the conditions of the 14th will be inacted. Act of Congress--though no Bill of Attainder.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 12:53 AM (OaZlZ)

258 King for a day
https://youtu.be/S-LBDFbVqMA
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 12:51 AM (CFtGR)



I thought it was going to be Planet P Project

https://youtu.be/-GT4O7jD1rY?si=Nhf43ZPvDdbanvz3

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 12:53 AM (D7oie)

259 Well, bed time for me. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2024 12:54 AM (tkR6S)

260 Does anybody know where this "Trump said he would be
a 'Dictator on Day 1'" bullshit comes from?
-
It was in an interview/townhall thing he did instead of one of the debates. He was asked if he would be a dictator, and laughed it off, saying he would be but just for one day, and only regarding the border and some other thing.

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2024 12:55 AM (Dnobf)

261 Although many might think that that this would be sacrilege against a former prog great, it's still got a cool riff by Gary Green.

Here's Giant for a Day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms4Ten4oVag

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 12:56 AM (OaZlZ)

262 The Left - "See! Trump wants to be a dictator!"

The Left - "BLM is just an idea."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2024 12:56 AM (uKImU)

263 Sounds to me like raimondo's mom slept with Leon McLanahan more than once, I am detecting some true bitterness here.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

So, I'm not the only guy who believes in being first-est with the most-est?

Posted by: Nathan Bedford Forrest at March 05, 2024 12:57 AM (CFtGR)

264 It was in an interview/townhall thing he did instead of one of the debates. He was asked if he would be a dictator, and laughed it off, saying he would be but just for one day, and only regarding the border and some other thing.

Posted by: Methos at March 05, 2024 12:55 AM (Dnobf)
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Gee that sounds like little more than Obama pining for Xi's powers.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 12:58 AM (OaZlZ)

265 When Trump said (sarcastically!) something about injecting bleach---

Allllllll the Karens ran with it, and said he really really meant it (my aunt & sis included)

Knowing full well, of course, that he was being sarcastic....

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 12:58 AM (njWTi)

266 I thought it was going to be Planet P Project

https://youtu.be/-GT4O7jD1rY?si=Nhf43ZPvDdbanvz3
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2024 12:53 AM (D7oie)
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Ah. That's the one I was thinking of, before I found GG's Giant for a Day.

Great song.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 12:59 AM (OaZlZ)

267
Good evening, all. I've spent a fun half hour or so watching some of the MSNBC coverage of the SCOTUS decision today. How I long for the fun I used to have during Trump's term when it was safe to watch MSNBC. They were so sad and angry all the time, instead of triumphalist like they've been for the past 3 years. If Trump gets re-elected I'm going to fall asleep listening to youtube videos of Rachel Maddow again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2024 01:00 AM (wjjYr)

268 Horse paste! He's going to make us eat horse paste!

Posted by: AFLWs at March 05, 2024 01:01 AM (CFtGR)

269 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2024 01:00 AM (wjjYr)
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I would almost bet that for anyone who wasn't given the "This is bad--and totally un-democratic" script, the decision went over their heads.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 01:02 AM (OaZlZ)

270 Horse paste! He's going to make us eat horse paste!
Posted by: AFLWs at March 05, 2024 01:01 AM (CFtGR)
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Washed down with BLEACH!!

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 01:03 AM (OaZlZ)

271 Horse paste! He's going to make us eat horse paste!
Posted by: AFLWs

Shush

You get a pony

Posted by: Miklos at the Trump Stud Ranch at March 05, 2024 01:04 AM (v+0wn)

272
Another Planet P great: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT-K5hQl834

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 01:04 AM (OaZlZ)

273 I *relish* reminding my libtard sis, that horse paste is more effective than the clotshots. LOL!

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 01:05 AM (njWTi)

274 ...Horse paste! He's going to make us eat horse paste!
Posted by: AFLWs at March 05, 2024 01:01 AM (CFtGR)



Nah.

Now, siddown, shaddup, and eat this here fish tank cleaner, dammit!

/murderouslibtard


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2024 01:05 AM (e6UQI)

275 Knowing full well, of course, that he was being sarcastic....
Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 12:58 AM (njWTi)
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All I was able to track down is that Trump said sunlight worked "like bleach" on Coronavirus.

Nothing close to drink or inject, just a really incompetent telephone game.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 01:06 AM (OaZlZ)

276 We got a flaming skull earlier today, which makes it a good day.

Goodnight, Horde. I'm going to take one last slurp at my water dish, rub my butt on the carpet, and crawl into my kennel. After all, nobody can tell if you're a dog on the internet.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2024 01:08 AM (CFtGR)

277 Two years ago a 1.2 million SF Wal-Mart distribution center burned to the ground. I can't find a follow up story on the cause. I suspect it was lithium batteries, which the sprinkler system couldn't suppress.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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Was that the fire started by the solar panels?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2024 01:08 AM (XeU6L)

278 I *relish* reminding my libtard sis, that horse paste is more effective than the clotshots. LOL!
Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 01:05 AM (njWTi)
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Does she know that India would send you a supply of horsepaste if you contracted Covid. India had one of the best recovery rates on record.

Ask her why she doesn't think Nations of Color can manage their own affairs.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 01:08 AM (OaZlZ)

279 244 Anybody heard from the Moron who was reporting from Israel? I haven't seen him for a while. Hope he is alright.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy



He posted a while back in the Tech Thread saying he would be done posting at AoS. Nothing personal or major, just taking a break. Biden's Dog or something. I can't recall the nic. Seemed an ok dude though.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 05, 2024 01:10 AM (sAmhv)

280 If I ever pay for some 'tang in Cuba, I will claim to be Canadian and pay in Canadian pesos.

Posted by: Miklos doing FX arbitrage at March 05, 2024 01:10 AM (v+0wn)

281 Nothing close to drink or inject, just a really incompetent telephone game.
---

I think he did actually say something like "what, drink some bleach?" or something to that effect... and of course it was solidly sarcastic. Auntie Karen *insists* that she saw the speech, and that he actually wanted people to drink it...

Oh, and it was "inject hand-sanitizer" I guess..?

Whatever. Bunch of NPC bullsh!t.

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 01:10 AM (njWTi)

282 32 Tapper - "Trump participated in an erection ..."

Comrade Haley looked like she was happy to hear it.

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at March 05, 2024 01:15 AM (MB784)

283 I think he did actually say something like "what, drink some bleach?" or something to that effect... and of course it was solidly sarcastic. Auntie Karen *insists* that she saw the speech, and that he actually wanted people to drink it...

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 01:10 AM (njWTi)
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If he did, I gotta wonder why I found no Trump-hater that could even give me a link to that quote.

I think I did pretty solid research on the whole "bleach" topic. And I either found a Trump quote "like bleach" or the claim that Trump said to drink/inject bleach, unsourced, even on major sites that were so "anti-misinformation" and "Trump lies".


Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 01:17 AM (OaZlZ)

284 Can't have a reasonable discussion with libtard sister-- she's a full-fledged, Trump-deranged, NPC. No mind of her own, only demonrat/libtard talking points. No more critical thinking skills. I don't know how 'they' did it to her-- she was never stoopid. Gullible? Maybe...

And she's had at least the first 2 shots. Don't know if she went for boosters. I'm afraid to ask. As long as we don't talk about anything "political" it's okay. (her rules, of course)

Consequently, we seldom interact.

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 01:18 AM (njWTi)

285 Tapper - "Trump participated in an erection ..."



If I had a Super Model Wife, so would I

Posted by: Teenage Miklos at March 05, 2024 01:18 AM (v+0wn)

286 It was Aunt Karen who insisted that DJT said whatever about bleach and hand-sanitizer. This happened in 2020, before the *selection*

She was such a b!tch, I haven't communicated with her since! Fk that, I got better things to do.

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 01:21 AM (njWTi)

287 Can't have a reasonable discussion with libtard sister
------------
Are we related?

Posted by: The things you find out on the internet at March 05, 2024 01:23 AM (41CYW)

288 Quote #1 link no worky.
seems to have extra "=" after the "/".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 05, 2024 01:24 AM (ynpvh)

289 267 If Trump gets re-elected I'm going to fall asleep listening to youtube videos of Rachel Maddow again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2024 01:00 AM (wjjYr)

The stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 01:25 AM (o3SCB)

290 This is tonight's reading assignment for myself.

From one of my best and most respected professors.

He only told these things at the end of his life. Wish he had told us more earlier.

https://tinyurl.com/mrv3fh6z

Posted by: Miklos recalls Kat Daddy at March 05, 2024 01:27 AM (v+0wn)

291 279 244 Anybody heard from the Moron who was reporting from Israel? I haven't seen him for a while. Hope he is alright.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


He posted a while back in the Tech Thread saying he would be done posting at AoS. Nothing personal or major, just taking a break. Biden's Dog or something. I can't recall the nic. Seemed an ok dude though.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 05, 2024 01:10 AM (sAmhv)

It was Biden's Dog; he'd post BOINGGG!, often in the tech thread. He did stop by, at least a few times, after he announced that he'd be taking a break.

Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 01:28 AM (o3SCB)

292 I see some the SC-butthurt people posting "Never forget!" over the same old footage of Jan-6.

As if reality worked like this:

1. Struggle with Bike rails
2. ???
3. New government.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 01:28 AM (OaZlZ)

293 Quote #1 link no worky.
seems to have extra "=" after the "/".
Posted by: jim

NO MORE JANKY MY WANKY

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at March 05, 2024 01:29 AM (v+0wn)

294 292 I see some the SC-butthurt people posting "Never forget!" over the same old footage of Jan-6.

As if reality worked like this:

1. Struggle with Bike rails
2. ???
3. New government.

Posted by: Axeman at March 05, 2024 01:28 AM (OaZlZ)

Funny, I would post the same thing: "Never Forget" to scenes of the Gov't buring the Branched Davidians in Waco, using a sniper to kill an unarmed woman holding her baby, and of course setting up the J6 folks in the first place.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 05, 2024 01:30 AM (ynpvh)

295 293 Quote #1 link no worky.
seems to have extra "=" after the "/".
Posted by: jim

NO MORE JANKY MY WANKY

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at March 05, 2024 01:29 AM (v+0wn)

Ten dolla, same as in town, meesta.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 05, 2024 01:30 AM (ynpvh)

296 293 Quote #1 link no worky.
seems to have extra "=" after the "/".
Posted by: jim

NO MORE JANKY MY WANKY

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at March 05, 2024 01:29 AM (v+0wn)

Vietnamese dongs are cheap.
https://tinyurl.com/msxytwjr

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 05, 2024 01:31 AM (ynpvh)

297 Ten dolla, same as in town, meesta.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

So

You met my seesta

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at March 05, 2024 01:31 AM (v+0wn)

298 If I ever pay for some 'tang in Cuba, I will claim to be Canadian and pay in Canadian pesos.
Posted by: Miklos doing FX arbitrage at March 05, 2024 01:10 AM (v+0wn)

You don't want any of that Mammy 'tang, Mik. I've seen pix on Babalu blog. Eeech.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 05, 2024 01:36 AM (0eaVi)

299 Miklos - Skimmed it, bookmarked for careful read. Fascinating. The Kennedy fellow, the interviewer, is no slacker either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2024 01:40 AM (XeU6L)

300 300

Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 01:42 AM (o3SCB)

301 300 300

Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 01:42 AM (o3SCB)

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 05, 2024 01:44 AM (ynpvh)

302 Night all. Long day.

FIL went to hospital, turns out was heart attack. Arteries to heart all clogged up (worst one at 95% plugged).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 05, 2024 01:46 AM (ynpvh)

303 Skimmed it, bookmarked for careful read. Fascinating. The Kennedy fellow, the interviewer, is no slacker either.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Among all my professors, Kattenburg was not only the top, but a genuinely nice and good person with an exceptional BS Detector.

Posted by: Miklos learned Things from People at March 05, 2024 01:46 AM (v+0wn)

304 Going to Cuba on vacation is a political statement, just like Bernie & the missus going on to the USSR for their honeymoon.
Posted by: KC Wolf

The food's gotta be better.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 05, 2024 01:47 AM (KAi1n)

305 FIL went to hospital, turns out was heart attack. Arteries to heart all clogged up (worst one at 95% plugged).
Posted by: jim
--------

You're having hard times, brother. Prayers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2024 01:48 AM (XeU6L)

306 Among all my professors, Kattenburg was not only the top, but a genuinely nice and good person with an exceptional BS Detector.
Posted by: Miklos
---------

Experience + knowledge = wisdom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2024 01:49 AM (XeU6L)

307 @redsteeze is showing an electoral map (270 to win) that depicts Democrats 85 -- Republicans 453

CA 54 + NY 28 + DC 3= 85

Posted by: m at March 05, 2024 01:50 AM (o3SCB)

308 Miklos, I bookmarked that too. I am too sleepy to fully digest it right now. Night, Horde.


jim, in kalifornia, I sent you a test email over the weekend, maybe on Sunday, did you get it??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2024 01:52 AM (Sgq8y)

309 Babalu Blog.

Yep. I've sat in Val Prieto's backyard, and enjoyed BBQ and beers with the man. He is the Founder and original author of Babalu Blog. He's a Peter Pan kid, flown from Cuba to the U.S. in the early days of Castro's reign of terror.

You'll notice that "Val Prieto" is an almost never seen byline on that blog, these past few years?

Sad story, that, but I'm not at liberty to tell. Suffice to say... Sad Story.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2024 01:55 AM (e6UQI)

310 Strangest thing. The last two quarts of cookies and cream ice cream has had no cookies in it. Dreyer's and Great Value. Must be some kind of conspiracy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 05, 2024 02:04 AM (0eaVi)

311 308 Miklos, I bookmarked that too. I am too sleepy to fully digest it right now. Night, Horde.


jim, in kalifornia, I sent you a test email over the weekend, maybe on Sunday, did you get it??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 05, 2024 01:52 AM (Sgq8y)

Just checked now. Yes, I got it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 05, 2024 02:08 AM (ynpvh)

312 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 05, 2024 02:09 AM (T4tVD)

313
Strangest thing. The last two quarts of cookies and cream ice cream has had no cookies in it. Dreyer's and Great Value. Must be some kind of conspiracy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

============

Hmm, lots of possibilities here.

Shrinkflation

Cookies are being used as Boeing parts

Cookies ordered removed from ice cream throughout the land as it confuses Joe Biden

Cookies are racist

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2024 02:09 AM (wjjYr)

314 I had to marinate some meat, came back just for a minute, to check on candidates for tomorrow's election here in the People's Republik.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 05, 2024 02:10 AM (ynpvh)

315 Cookies are being used as Boeing parts



I'm going with this one

Posted by: Miklos says Delta can have thier 500,000 miles back at March 05, 2024 02:11 AM (v+0wn)

316 Hmm, lots of possibilities here.

Shrinkflation

Cookies are being used as Boeing parts

Cookies ordered removed from ice cream throughout the land as it confuses Joe Biden

Cookies are racist
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2024 02:09 AM (wjjYr)

Maybe the settings on the machine is "accept no cookies."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 05, 2024 02:12 AM (0eaVi)

317 I had to marinate some meat, came back just for a minute, to check on candidates for tomorrow's election here in the People's Republik.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Sounds Rayciss, somehow

Posted by: Miklos is waiting for his Ace's Hobo Jerky Sampler Pack at March 05, 2024 02:13 AM (v+0wn)

318
I'm not going to be in town to vote in the Cali primary tomorrow. If someone I like loses by one vote, I'll incinerate myself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2024 02:13 AM (wjjYr)

319 Bit of insomnia tonight. Walking my 14-yr-old GF at 12:30am CST didn't help much, alas.

About yesterday's 9-0 SCOTUS decision: Very welcome news, of course, that goes without saying-- although not a surprise to anyone who's been paying attention.

As a practical matter, it's kind of like Bush v. Gore, though. How often is the issue of "Can a POTUS be disqualified for insurrection?" likely to to come before the Court again?

If you guessed "not in a thousand years," you're correct. Same with Bush v. Gore-- one time only. File & forget.



Posted by: mnw at March 05, 2024 02:16 AM (NLIak)

320 I'm not going to be in town to vote in the Cali primary tomorrow. If someone I like loses by one vote, I'll incinerate myself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Palestine is not worth the smoking bones of one Pomeranian Blonde Morticia

Posted by: Bismark edited and updated at March 05, 2024 02:16 AM (v+0wn)

321 What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

Posted by: mnw at March 05, 2024 02:22 AM (NLIak)

322 "You're new here, aren't you?"

Posted by: mnw at March 05, 2024 02:22 AM (NLIak)

323 What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?
Posted by: mnw at March 05, 2024 02:22 AM (NLIak)

322 "You're new here, aren't you?"
Posted by: mnw

They are treated well

Posted by: Richard Gere, sincere Buddhist at March 05, 2024 02:25 AM (v+0wn)

324 I'm not going to be in town to vote in the Cali primary tomorrow. If someone I like loses by one vote, I'll incinerate myself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
--------------
Point those incinerate phasers another direction or set them to stun.... if self directed.

Posted by: Star Trek Bridge Crew at March 05, 2024 02:26 AM (41CYW)

325 I'm not going to be in town to vote in the Cali primary tomorrow. If someone I like loses by one vote, I'll incinerate myself.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



Re your things, dibs

Posted by: N at March 05, 2024 02:41 AM (ift3B)

326 ONT! Yes, YES!

Posted by: Whatlightbreaks? at March 05, 2024 02:43 AM (RCAte)

327 the highest and best use of a horse would be paste

Posted by: N at March 05, 2024 02:44 AM (ift3B)

328 ONT! Yes, YES!
Posted by: Whatlightbreaks?

Yonder

Yu fergot the Yonder part

Posted by: Miklos is suspected to be the Real Shakespeare at March 05, 2024 02:46 AM (v+0wn)

329 Why did he shake the spear instead of throwing it ?

Posted by: JT at March 05, 2024 02:50 AM (T4tVD)

330 It was in the picture at top. I still got 999 free words.

Posted by: Whatlightbreaks? at March 05, 2024 02:52 AM (RCAte)

331 Why did he shake the spear instead of throwing it ?
Posted by: JT

Are we talking literature or Fishing accoutrements?

Posted by: Miklos uses both Shimano and Shakespeare at March 05, 2024 02:56 AM (v+0wn)

332 Also

Points to Self for first use of "accoutrements" here in 2024

Posted by: Miklos is the winner, not the Reality Winner kind at March 05, 2024 03:00 AM (v+0wn)

333 Hadn't emailed libtard sis for a month, so decided to do so tonight.

She was complaining of a lingering cough, last time she wrote.

Tonight, I could not resist offering to send her some horse paste-- told her I "heard it can help against long covid"

Heh. We'll see if she sends back an angry screed.

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 03:02 AM (njWTi)

334 Unfortunately 50-70 of those words are descriptions of snow.

And about 300 are curse words about snow.

Posted by: Whatlightbreaks? at March 05, 2024 03:13 AM (RCAte)

335 Heh. We'll see if she sends back an angry screed.
Posted by: JQ

If so, send the Nobel Prize for Medicine back.

"The importance of Ivermectin for improving the health and wellbeing of millions of individuals with River Blindness and Lymphatic Filariasis, primarily in the poorest regions of the world, is immeasurable. Treatment is so successful that these diseases are on the verge of eradication, which would be a major feat in the medical history of humankind."

Posted by: Miklos quotes the Nbel Prize People at March 05, 2024 03:15 AM (v+0wn)

336 Miklos, I doubt sis would even read it. She's so far gone into NPC-ville.

But, if she would break free long enough to just *try* the stuff... maybe could become well again?

Not holding my breath. Just...hoping.

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 03:21 AM (njWTi)

337 Not holding my breath. Just...hoping.
Posted by: JQ

The Nobel Freaking Prize for Medicine

Otherwise impenetrable minds believe Experts

Posted by: Miklos daoes not argue much with The Stoopids at March 05, 2024 03:25 AM (v+0wn)

338 Is there any law (especially NOW) against sending horse paste thru the mail? Across state lines?

Can't trust that sis wouldn't turn me in, if it's illegal to send her the paste. I mean, who knows if she's *that* militant of an NPC, but-- I won't commit a crime for her sake.

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 03:28 AM (njWTi)

339 I won't commit a crime for her sake.
Posted by: JQ
---------

That's the saddest thing I've even written. Ugh.

Family is supposed to be the strongest bond, right?

**sobs**

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 03:33 AM (njWTi)

340 I won't commit a crime for her sake.
Posted by: JQ
---------

That's the saddest thing I've even written. Ugh.

Family is supposed to be the strongest bond, right?

**sobs**
Posted by: JQ

So

No backhoe

Posted by: Miklos would never tell at March 05, 2024 03:36 AM (v+0wn)

341 LOL. Sis drifted away. All her siblings are on 'our side' politically.

Backhoe. Hmm. Yes, but not for her benefit.

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 03:38 AM (njWTi)

342 Thanks, FJB.

Thanks, Obastard.

Thanks, demoncraps....

For breaking up families.

I hate you!!!!

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 04:02 AM (njWTi)

343 Pixy nood!

Posted by: JQ at March 05, 2024 04:20 AM (njWTi)

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