I Was A Lust Slave Of The Volksturm ONT Squad!

Hullo folks! Say, how come we don't have magazines like this anymore?

Fido Friday: Usurper!

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Who wants to mansplain it to her?

Ku Klux Klaus

Well, that escalated quickly

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The Utopia will be gluten-free and vegan

Amazing shot

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The case for bringing back home ec

Diogenes the Chef

Fact check: True

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Mm mm good

I hope this isn't real

Neat sculpture

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You can't make this shit up...

Soulmates

I think the dog trainer is also the department driving instructor

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Bush league

He's right you know

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1 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2024 10:00 PM (1Yy3c)

2 Howdy.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 01, 2024 10:00 PM (DTX3h)

3 Evening!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2024 10:00 PM (u73oe)

4 Dang

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2024 10:01 PM (u73oe)

5 Top 5?

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at March 01, 2024 10:01 PM (duT0u)

6 Good to be here

Posted by: mindful webworker - ont time at March 01, 2024 10:02 PM (0QZAr)

7 Lust Slave should be the art thread picture. Do a different cover each day

Posted by: From about That Time at March 01, 2024 10:03 PM (4780s)

8 Wooo hooo

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at March 01, 2024 10:04 PM (duT0u)

9 Santa is wearing the wrong colors and hat at the KKK Kongregation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:04 PM (ynpvh)

10 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2024 10:06 PM (WXNFJ)

11 Say, how come we don't have magazines like this anymore?

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I guess kids these days just aren't interested in history.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 01, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7)

12 Who doesn't like cake???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:07 PM (W/lyH)

13 Looks like the Klan gave the old folks a Hallicrafters radio. Pretty nice gift.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 10:08 PM (tkR6S)

14 Oh. A type in the headline, too, WD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 10:09 PM (tkR6S)

15 Darn it, read the contents so I'm counting this as first!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 01, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

16 That magazine picture is totally bogus. There's no way a plane would burn like that in the water.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)

17 LMAO at the cop trap pic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 10:11 PM (tkR6S)

18 I don't get the joke about the Inuit and taking 2 steps back.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:11 PM (CsUN+)

19 There were magazines like the above stored in a hollow tree deep in the woods that bordered my neighborhood when I was a kid. Two questions;

1) Who the hell put them there?
2) How the hell did we even know to look for anything there?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2024 10:11 PM (Nhvp0)

20 Shortly after the scene at the top, Weasels Ripped his Flesh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 10:12 PM (q3gwH)

21 That magazine picture is totally bogus. There's no way a plane would burn like that in the water.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)

Perhaps the pilot ate at Chipotles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 10:12 PM (tkR6S)

22 That Florida Police Dog!!!!

LOL!!!

Ok, that was funneh!

Posted by: Puddleglum, heretical Protestant at March 01, 2024 10:13 PM (DqJmd)

23 What an interesting collection of things

Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2024 10:13 PM (oCjPU)

24 Of course that male bunny rabbit is only thinking about his own needs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2024 10:13 PM (0Htd1)

25 Oh. A type in the headline, too, WD.

I'm not going to point out the obvious.

But I would like to note that I'm now misspelling words in English AND German. New personal best!

Posted by: Weirddave at March 01, 2024 10:14 PM (NRLvq)

26 Jeez.
Been coming to the Horde for years and this is the first time for necrophiliac bunny.
I need a drink.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)

27 Tech tip - error! All Morons know you use USB, not HDMI! Sheesh!

Posted by: mindful webworker - let the good times flow at March 01, 2024 10:14 PM (0QZAr)

28 I figured Doc Savage was really hard on his clothes.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 10:14 PM (D7oie)

29 Magazine cover at top:

is that an SBD Dauntless?

Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2024 10:15 PM (oCjPU)

30 Einsatztitten!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2024 10:16 PM (bo7UB)

31 Diogenes vs Plato. LOL!
Almost as good as a plucked chicken = human

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:17 PM (ynpvh)

32 Shortly after the scene at the top, Weasels Ripped his Flesh.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 10:12 PM (q3gwH)

That picture up top would garner 500 comments on the gub thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)

33 Say, how come we don't have magazines like this anymore?

Because you can see a lot more revealing clothing at the mall or on an airplane now.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:17 PM (CsUN+)

34 19 There were magazines like the above stored in a hollow tree deep in the woods that bordered my neighborhood when I was a kid. Two questions;

1) Who the hell put them there?
2) How the hell did we even know to look for anything there?
Posted by: Tonypete

Like our ancestors, these are handed down through stories and songs over the generations.

Posted by: Puddleglum, heretical Protestant at March 01, 2024 10:17 PM (DqJmd)

35 is that an SBD Dauntless?

Could be. Or maybe a T-6. Either way there should be another crew member somewhere.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 01, 2024 10:18 PM (sNc8Y)

36 Wait. I thought the Volksturm dragooned geezers and preteen boys. I had no idea they fielded supermodels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2024 10:18 PM (bo7UB)

37 The bunny murdered the other bunny and is now taking pleasure off his enemies' corpse. Bunnies are evil.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 01, 2024 10:19 PM (DqJmd)

38 !!!

Posted by: Gilligan at March 01, 2024 10:20 PM (SYTee)

39 I told you so

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 01, 2024 10:20 PM (z+89e)

40 I generally find that the term "grown ass" is much better substituted with "ass grown"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 01, 2024 10:20 PM (CHHv1)

41 KKK never gifted me a radio, but did take my baby away.

Posted by: Joey Ramone at March 01, 2024 10:21 PM (V5BDR)

42 That picture up top would garner 500 comments on the gub thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)

I wonder if any Broomhandles were issued to nazi troops?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)

43 I grew up with Campbell's Soup. Thankfully, Mom never had the brilliant idea to serve us Campbell's Soup shakes. Even though I was a kid who ate weird food, you have to draw the line somewhere.

Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2024 10:21 PM (emlEe)

44 Also, congrats, last of the WD ONTs for the week. (Holds up bomb thing). Shame to blow it up.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 01, 2024 10:22 PM (CHHv1)

45 ...Magazine cover at top: is that an SBD Dauntless?
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2024 10:15 PM (oCjPU)

It was an SBD Dauntless. It's now a Coral Reef.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 01, 2024 10:22 PM (e6UQI)

46 42 That picture up top would garner 500 comments on the gub thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)

---------

I did notice the subpar trigger discipline.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2024 10:22 PM (bo7UB)

47 I had a college roommate in a house a bunch of us rented who tried broiling a steak in the oven like that kid did. The landlord happened to come over, went into the kitchen and opened the oven to see where all the smoke and noise was coming from and flames nearly burned off the little hair he had left on his head.

Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2024 10:22 PM (z+ik4)

48 15 Darn it, read the contents so I'm counting this as first!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 01, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

Going for that DEI math professorship?

Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2024 10:23 PM (emlEe)

49 32 Shortly after the scene at the top, Weasels Ripped his Flesh.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 10:12 PM (q3gwH)

That picture up top would garner 500 comments on the gub thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)

I'm not nearly as up on guns as many here, but that does look like a Mauser C-96 in the hands of the Valkyrie in black.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 10:23 PM (q3gwH)

50 Someone got hosed on that HDMI tech tip...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:24 PM (ynpvh)

51 Rabbit would not be denied.

Impressive. Highly motivated. Sick... but impressive.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 01, 2024 10:24 PM (Q4IgG)

52 We don't have magazines like that anymore because the perpetually offended can't bear to see something that offends them.

We had a theatrical performance here, Cabaret, and people walked out because of the Nazi armbands. The degenerate sex and abortion were fine, but Nazi armbands were just too much.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (S5+ge)

53 Those wenches in the top picture are holding squirt guns. The girls squirted, after they were cocked.

Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (z+ik4)

54 Yay, Beer Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (dZVON)

55 26 Jeez.
Been coming to the Horde for years and this is the first time for necrophiliac bunny.
I need a drink.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)

Ever heard about the gay necrophliac duck?
https://www.livescience.com/28538-gay-duck-necrophilia.html

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)

56 Who doesn't like cake???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:07 PM (W/lyH)

Cake is a lie

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie)

57 I Was A Lust Slave Of The Volksturm ONT Squad!

Ah yes, the Boobs, Butt, and Boot Art Brigade …

Posted by: Adriane the New is Bad Old is Not Much Better But At Least Comforting Critic . . . at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (4Winp)

58 ## repeatedly presses accelerator on comments ##

Is the emergency brake on?

We're never going to get to 600 at this rate.

Posted by: mindful webworker - quick before it's too late at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (0QZAr)

59 Ever heard about the gay necrophliac duck?
https://www.livescience.com/28538-gay-duck-necrophilia.html
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)

Does it quack?...

Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2024 10:26 PM (z+ik4)

60 I had a wife and two sons, but they died on the trail of tears. Then we dressed like Abraham Lincoln. They gave us medals for looking so civilized…

…they made my horse surrender. Got him pulling a cart up in Kansas, I’ll bet. All I had left were some comic books which I hid in a tree. Some fuckin kid stole them all!

Posted by: Chief Dan George at March 01, 2024 10:26 PM (u73oe)

61 WeirdDave ONT is weird. The best kind.

And the musical accompaniment to the police video makes it much more better.

Thanking you for this ONT.

Posted by: Appycay at March 01, 2024 10:26 PM (EdYR/)

62 Wait. I thought the Volksturm dragooned geezers and preteen boys. I had no idea they fielded supermodels.

Yes, but they usually wielded the dreaded Pantyfaust.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:26 PM (CsUN+)

63 They say Ukrainian women are the most beautiful in the world.

The ones I met held me at gunpoint and forced me to eat borscht. The borscht was okay, but my ticket turned out to not be refundable.

Posted by: Tom Perry at March 01, 2024 10:26 PM (MX0bI)

64 I don't get the joke about the Inuit and taking 2 steps back.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:11 PM (CsUN+)

They won't tell you how to manage your life and they don't want to be in the spatter zone.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 10:26 PM (D7oie)

65 We had a theatrical performance here, Cabaret, and people walked out because of the Nazi armbands. The degenerate sex and abortion were fine, but Nazi armbands were just too much.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (S5+ge)

and yet that's one of the most important clues as to the real message the show is trying to convey.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 10:27 PM (q3gwH)

66 Nice whip. May I try it out?

Posted by: Dr. Jones at March 01, 2024 10:28 PM (4I/2K)

67 I don't get the joke about the Inuit and taking 2 steps back.

I imagine he took two steps back to have momentum coming back in.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 10:28 PM (S5+ge)

68 Endeavor to Persevere, Chief Dan. Endeavor to Persevere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 10:28 PM (q3gwH)

69 Yeah. Powdered sugar is tough.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 01, 2024 10:28 PM (as3uC)

70 I remember finding a copy of "Lust Rumble" in the woods. The protagonist in the story was named Lumpkin.

Posted by: Johnson Was President at March 01, 2024 10:28 PM (V5BDR)

71 Darn it, read the contents so I'm counting this as first!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 01, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

Going for that DEI math professorship?
Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2024 10:23 PM (emlEe

Well, not in Florida.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:29 PM (W/lyH)

72 64 I don't get the joke about the Inuit and taking 2 steps back.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:11 PM (CsUN+)

They won't tell you how to manage your life and they don't want to be in the spatter zone.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 10:26 PM (D7oie)

Anyone who can used their frozen shit to make a knife, kill a sled doggeh, use it's hide for a mush sled harness, and get away from a Gummint facility is due a great deal of respect in my book.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh)

73 "Okay. Which one of you babes is the She-Wolf?"

Posted by: Col. Hogan at March 01, 2024 10:29 PM (bo7UB)

74 Well, apparently the Luftwaffe bought some 7800 commercial C96 pistols in 1937.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 10:29 PM (tkR6S)

75 No way, the soup ad has got to be fake.

I wish I had a can of mushroom soup. Chicken breasts, rice. Maybe stewed tomatoes and onions. I like to force myself to use ingredients up. I don’t have much dairy on hand. Brown rice and chicken breasts. I do have a can of adobo sauce - smoked jalapeno. Black beans. Have dried red pintos, onions, and garlic.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 01, 2024 10:31 PM (uQhSY)

76 Those bras are straight out of Peenemunde.

Wunderwaffen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2024 10:31 PM (bo7UB)

77 Video give "going down the rabbit hole" a new meaning.

Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2024 10:31 PM (z+ik4)

78 65 We had a theatrical performance here, Cabaret, and people walked out because of the Nazi armbands. The degenerate sex and abortion were fine, but Nazi armbands were just too much.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (S5+ge)

and yet that's one of the most important clues as to the real message the show is trying to convey.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 10:27 PM (q3gwH)

Just have them put the armbands inside out. Now it's a Hindu symbol.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:31 PM (ynpvh)

79 That tech tip. Unless they have some way to get soap in there it's not going to clean the browser cache.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON)

80 Nix schiesen! Ich habben ein grosse swantzstukke!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:31 PM (W/lyH)

81 I don't get the joke about the Inuit and taking 2 steps back.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:11 PM (CsUN+)

They won't tell you how to manage your life and they don't want to be in the spatter zone.

Meaning you're going to explode for some reason?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:32 PM (CsUN+)

82 They won't tell you how to manage your life and they don't want to be in the spatter zone.

Belongs with some party guidelines: back to the wall, hands in front of you, knees slightly bent, learn all the exits, kids.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 01, 2024 10:33 PM (as3uC)

83 Can of black beans cause I’m lazy. Big can stewed tomatoes and onions. Maybe add more onions, or carmelize them. Brown up breasts in strips. Meanwhile cook up rice. Maybe use ginger. I like to make a sweet and sour with cider vinegar. Out of that too.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 01, 2024 10:34 PM (uQhSY)

84 That tech tip. Unless they have some way to get soap in there it's not going to clean the browser cache.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON)

But now it is possible to hold my glass under the port and get a refill from you guys!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)

85 Easy there, ladies. There's plenty of me to go around.

Posted by: Dr. Jones at March 01, 2024 10:35 PM (4I/2K)

86 They won't tell you how to manage your life and they don't want to be in the spatter zone.

Meaning you're going to explode for some reason?

Ah, you mean they know you're going to do something really stupid, which will result in a RUD, but they're polite enough not to tell you. Did I get it right?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:35 PM (CsUN+)

87 84 That tech tip. Unless they have some way to get soap in there it's not going to clean the browser cache.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 01, 2024 10:31 PM (dZVON)

But now it is possible to hold my glass under the port and get a refill from you guys!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)

I think having a spigot connected to your HDMI port that when opened, pours out a nice port wine would be a fine thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)

88

But now it is possible to hold my glass under the port and get a refill from you guys!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)

HDMI has more bandwidth than USB, so it'll be a lot faster.

Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2024 10:36 PM (z+ik4)

89 When I look at those soup shakes, why do I think of Bloody Mary mix?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)

90 Plato was a straight up sociopath. He just stood around with a stylus and clay tablets while his fav teach worked himself into a death sentence.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2024 10:37 PM (IG4Id)

91 But now it is possible to hold my glass under the port and get a refill from you guys!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)

Back when computers had serial ports, you could get Cheerios out of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 10:37 PM (tkR6S)

92 91 But now it is possible to hold my glass under the port and get a refill from you guys!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)

Back when computers had serial ports, you could get Cheerios out of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 10:37 PM (tkR6S)

That's what happens when there are serial killers on the loose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

93 Used to have a reliable laser printer that I had to stop using because the Centronix port was no longer supported, and the driver for it was no longer available.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

94 Can of black beans cause I’m lazy. Big can stewed tomatoes and onions. Maybe add more onions, or carmelize them. Brown up breasts in strips. Meanwhile cook up rice. Maybe use ginger. I like to make a sweet and sour with cider vinegar. Out of that too.
Posted by: Common Tater

Soup shake supreme!

Posted by: mindful webworker - mm mm good at March 01, 2024 10:40 PM (0QZAr)

95 There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 10:40 PM (D7oie)

96 Is that book cover going to be King Harv's next backdrop for his coffee ads?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 01, 2024 10:40 PM (HlyYF)

97 65 We had a theatrical performance here, Cabaret, and people walked out because of the Nazi armbands. The degenerate sex and abortion were fine, but Nazi armbands were just too much.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (S5+ge)

and yet that's one of the most important clues as to the real message the show is trying to convey.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Yep, and it sailed right over there sad, pathetic, heads.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 01, 2024 10:41 PM (DqJmd)

98 Nice hockey shot but now do it with Ivan The Butcher Bityakokkov, and Crusher Cris Madigan playing defense.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:41 PM (W/lyH)

99 96 Is that book cover going to be King Harv's next backdrop for his coffee ads?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 01, 2024 10:40 PM (HlyYF)

Normally he's in a dominant position.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)

100 We had a theatrical performance here, Cabaret, and people walked out because of the Nazi armbands. The degenerate sex and abortion were fine, but Nazi armbands were just too much.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 10:25 PM (S5+ge)

Don't ya just love high school musicals???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)

101 Ah, you mean they know you're going to do something really stupid, which will result in a RUD, but they're polite enough not to tell you. Did I get it right?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:35 PM (CsUN+)

I suspect that is correct. I mean it is a compliment in its own way. I have hung around with people who would do just that, though they might take bets on what exactly the result would be.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 10:44 PM (D7oie)

102 So, we have a food, tech, gub, book thread going. Nice work!

Posted by: Touching All the Bases at March 01, 2024 10:45 PM (V5BDR)

103 So, we have a food, tech, gub, book thread going. Nice work!
Posted by: Touching All the Bases at March 01, 2024 10:45 PM (V5BDR)

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Boobs

Posted by: Boobs at March 01, 2024 10:46 PM (u73oe)

104 Used to have a reliable laser printer that I had to stop using because the Centronix port was no longer supported, and the driver for it was no longer available.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

It would probably be worthwhile keeping an old Win97 'puter going, just to feed the printer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 10:48 PM (tkR6S)

105 As usual, I don't get some of the jokes. The one with the cubes might as well be in Tagalog. WTF?

Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2024 10:49 PM (NLIak)

106 99 96 Is that book cover going to be King Harv's next backdrop for his coffee ads?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 01, 2024 10:40 PM (HlyYF)

Normally he's in a dominant position.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:42 PM

King Harv yells to post production: "Edit!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 01, 2024 10:50 PM (HlyYF)

107 Centronix port was no longer supported, and the driver for it was no longer available.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Don't you have a Centronix-USB adaptor?

I can still use my Radio Shack daisy wheel printer... if I hook it up to my Model I expansion interface...

http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/
thunderer-the-daisy-wheel-printer

Posted by: mindful webworker - word*star veteran at March 01, 2024 10:50 PM (0QZAr)

108 The one with the cubes might as well be in Tagalog. WTF?
Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2024 10:49 PM (NLIak)

Each blue plane is a piece of cake/pastry/dough.

That should be on the SAT test.

Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2024 10:51 PM (emlEe)

109 Ah, you mean they know you're going to do something really stupid, which will result in a RUD, but they're polite enough not to tell you. Did I get it right?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:35 PM (CsUN+)

I suspect that is correct. I mean it is a compliment in its own way. I have hung around with people who would do just that, though they might take bets on what exactly the result would be.

Mmm. I read it differently. I read it as the Inuit had been told what to do and was preparing to show the "tellee" why one doesn't tell someone else what to do.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 10:51 PM (S5+ge)

110 WD...yes, sir...you do a great and wonderful service to the ONT!
Thanks dude!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 01, 2024 10:52 PM (V02eN)

111 105 As usual, I don't get some of the jokes. The one with the cubes might as well be in Tagalog. WTF?

Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2024 10:49 PM (NLIak)

Read up on Diogenes and Plato...it will all become clear.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

112 107 Centronix port was no longer supported, and the driver for it was no longer available.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Don't you have a Centronix-USB adaptor?

I can still use my Radio Shack daisy wheel printer... if I hook it up to my Model I expansion interface...

http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/
thunderer-the-daisy-wheel-printer

Posted by: mindful webworker - word*star veteran at March 01, 2024 10:50 PM (0QZAr)

Yes, but there was no driver...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

113 109 Ah, you mean they know you're going to do something really stupid, which will result in a RUD, but they're polite enough not to tell you. Did I get it right?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2024 10:35 PM (CsUN+)

I suspect that is correct. I mean it is a compliment in its own way. I have hung around with people who would do just that, though they might take bets on what exactly the result would be.

Mmm. I read it differently. I read it as the Inuit had been told what to do and was preparing to show the "tellee" why one doesn't tell someone else what to do.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 10:51 PM (S5+ge)

Hmmm. Could be either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

114 Boobs
Posted by: Boobs at March 01, 2024 10:46 PM (u73oe)

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Nein. Busen!

Posted by: J. Goebbels at March 01, 2024 10:57 PM (bo7UB)

115 I can still use my Radio Shack daisy wheel printer... if I hook it up to my Model I expansion interface...

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You people are sick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2024 10:59 PM (bo7UB)

116 111

???

Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2024 11:01 PM (NLIak)

117 Yes, but there was no driver...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)

I wish somebody (listen up, China!) would manufacture a clone of the old HP Paintjet printer, with USB port, and ink tanks with a fixed printer head. The old tractor-feed printers were much less finicky than the sheet-feed bastards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 11:02 PM (tkR6S)

118 116 111

???

Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2024 11:01 PM (NLIak)

https://tinyurl.com/fhffyuzy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)

119
I suspect that is correct. I mean it is a compliment in its own way. I have hung around with people who would do just that, though they might take bets on what exactly the result would be.

Mmm. I read it differently. I read it as the Inuit had been told what to do and was preparing to show the "tellee" why one doesn't tell someone else what to do.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 10:51 PM (S5+ge)

I know why, saw it in real life once when i did oilfield work. There was a downhole tool that had clogged and that two of us were sure had a couple thousand psi trapped inside, but one guy said "nah it's just stuck threads, I got a cheater pipe, I'll take it apart." He was stubborn, so me and another guy said " ok you do that." and took a few steps back. He it opened upi and - Big Bada Boom!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 11:04 PM (q3gwH)

120 My good mates, *gasp!* I've... I've done what I can to *cough* drive up the comment count tonight.... *wheeze* ...but I'm done for... you'll have to.... *choke* carry on without me. I'm counting on you.... I know you won't let us down... *siiiiighhhh*
⬛◼️◾️▪️
💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - past my expiration hour at March 01, 2024 11:05 PM (0QZAr)

121 To understand the Inuit one, imagine you just said "well, I'm just going to sit here and have a smoke while I clean these car parts with gasoline"

Posted by: Weirddave at March 01, 2024 11:05 PM (6/M8P)

122 119
I suspect that is correct. I mean it is a compliment in its own way. I have hung around with people who would do just that, though they might take bets on what exactly the result would be.

Mmm. I read it differently. I read it as the Inuit had been told what to do and was preparing to show the "tellee" why one doesn't tell someone else what to do.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 10:51 PM (S5+ge)

I know why, saw it in real life once when i did oilfield work. There was a downhole tool that had clogged and that two of us were sure had a couple thousand psi trapped inside, but one guy said "nah it's just stuck threads, I got a cheater pipe, I'll take it apart." He was stubborn, so me and another guy said " ok you do that." and took a few steps back. He it opened upi and - Big Bada Boom!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 11:04 PM (q3gwH)

"Moolti-pass"--Leeloo

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:05 PM (ynpvh)

123 The don't make magazines like that anymore because woke commie women are all ugly as sin. And hate men.

Posted by: Peter Ream at March 01, 2024 11:06 PM (BtWjZ)

124 TOO MCH CONTENT!!!

Posted by: Goatweed at March 01, 2024 11:07 PM (0Q/6W)

125 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2024 11:07 PM (T4tVD)

126 123 The don't make magazines like that anymore because woke commie women are all ugly as sin. And hate men.

Posted by: Peter Ream at March 01, 2024 11:06 PM (BtWjZ)

Svimvear.
https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

127 124 TOO MCH CONTENT!!!

Posted by: Goatweed at March 01, 2024 11:07 PM (0Q/6W)

No, no, no. The proper comment is, "Girty ONT, WD!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

128 Hey, JT.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

129 That work buddy who had the tool blow up in his face was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life - when it blew up in his face, it blew black drilling mud straight into is face, and he ran over yelling "I can't feel my face, is it bad???" Well luckily no serious injury, and he had safety glasses on at least so when he took them off he had an all black face with two big white eyes - and then all his hair was blown back so he looked exactly like Yosemite Sam just after Bugs had handed him a bomb. I literally fell on my knees and laughed til i cried, I could hardly breathe for the laughin!.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 11:10 PM (q3gwH)

130 129 That work buddy who had the tool blow up in his face was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life - when it blew up in his face, it blew black drilling mud straight into is face, and he ran over yelling "I can't feel my face, is it bad???" Well luckily no serious injury, and he had safety glasses on at least so when he took them off he had an all black face with two big white eyes - and then all his hair was blown back so he looked exactly like Yosemite Sam just after Bugs had handed him a bomb. I literally fell on my knees and laughed til i cried, I could hardly breathe for the laughin!.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 11:10 PM (q3gwH)

Pictures...?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

131 Girthy, not Girty. Damn fingers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)

132 It is not cake, it is a club sandwich

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 11:11 PM (D7oie)

133 There's nothing like a major OSHA violation to bring levity and fun to the workplace.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2024 11:13 PM (qne3Q)

134 There's nothing like a major OSHA violation to bring levity and fun to the workplace.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2024 11:13 PM (qne3Q)

thanks, Todd.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)

135 Hey, JT.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Hiya Jim !

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2024 11:14 PM (T4tVD)

136 135 Hey, JT.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Hiya Jim !

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2024 11:14 PM (T4tVD)

How're you doin' tonight? Seen Debbie around?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)

137 There's nothing like a major OSHA violation to bring levity and fun to the workplace.

And would you all please stop drinking the red dye deisel!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 01, 2024 11:16 PM (S5+ge)

138
Pictures...?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

Oh I wish i had some, only in my mind. The best part was that me and the other guy had told him this was gonna happen, and he just said "oh you guys don't know nothin, I know how to do it, watch me!'

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 11:16 PM (q3gwH)

139 You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2024 11:19 PM (RovqD)

140 Oh I wish i had some, only in my mind. The best part was that me and the other guy had told him this was gonna happen, and he just said "oh you guys don't know nothin, I know how to do it, watch me!'
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 11:16 PM (q3gwH)

When you went for drinks after work, did you offer a toast? "Here's mud in your eye!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 11:20 PM (tkR6S)

141 Svimvear.
https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:08 PM

Ah, the Reagan years, when even the hamburger chains poked fun at the Commies.

Now we have the Commies running the universities and the grade schools, and we can't even afford hamburgers.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 01, 2024 11:22 PM (HlyYF)

142 T-shirt one of my cow orkers wore:

"It's all fun & games until someone gets hurt.

Then it's hilarious!"

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2024 11:23 PM (njWTi)

143
Now we have the Commies running the universities and the grade schools, and we can't even afford hamburgers.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 01, 2024 11:22 PM (HlyYF)

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At least we have an unbiased free press that challenges the government at every turn.

*cough*

I keel myself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2024 11:25 PM (qne3Q)

144 The world is a sadder and drearier place without Volksturm Nymph Squads in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 11:27 PM (tkR6S)

145 141 Svimvear.
https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:08 PM

Ah, the Reagan years, when even the hamburger chains poked fun at the Commies.

Now we have the Commies running the universities and the grade schools, and we can't even afford hamburgers.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 01, 2024 11:22 PM (HlyYF)

You vill eatz zee bugzzz and enjoy it!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

146 142 T-shirt one of my cow orkers wore:

"It's all fun & games until someone gets hurt.

Then it's hilarious!"

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2024 11:23 PM (njWTi)

Like that meme where someone asks a guy in a bar wearing an eyepatch: "Was it all fun and games before?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

147 WeirdDave!

(I finally made it night of and not morning after.)

Goodnight.

Posted by: Candidus at March 01, 2024 11:30 PM (+B0EC)

148 I think the neat sculpture uses the same tech as some Japanese company used a couple of decades ago when trying to create 'cloaking' clothes .

Posted by: Burnt Umber at March 01, 2024 11:31 PM (MNhXM)

149 "Was it all fun and games before?"
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Heh. We did actually take safety quite seriously-- producing ammo all day long.

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2024 11:32 PM (njWTi)

150 148 I think the neat sculpture uses the same tech as some Japanese company used a couple of decades ago when trying to create 'cloaking' clothes .

Posted by: Burnt Umber at March 01, 2024 11:31 PM (MNhXM)

just a bunch of thin sheets of metal, carved to make the shape and seem almost invisible looking thin-side on.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:32 PM (ynpvh)

151 Greetings!
A can of Campbell soup is $2.50 now.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 01, 2024 11:33 PM (MeG8a)

152 118 Jim in K

Nice pimp! I know SO much more about Diogenes now.

What that has to do with the gd CUBES? No clue.

No need to try again.

Walking my 14-yr-old girlfriend & then going to bed.

Nytol

Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2024 11:34 PM (NLIak)

153 Greetings!
A can of Campbell soup is $2.50 now.
------

Wow, what a sale! Hope you were able to stock up!

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2024 11:34 PM (njWTi)

154 Man I can just imagine how many lurking trolls you triggered with the Nazi bitches and KKK. Have to be honest though and could have done without either.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at March 01, 2024 11:34 PM (MNhXM)

155 151 Greetings!
A can of Campbell soup is $2.50 now.

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JT Marlin upgrades Warhol Graphics Inc. to STRONG BUY

Posted by: JT Marlin at March 01, 2024 11:35 PM (qne3Q)

156 Svimvear.
https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

Still the best ad EVAH!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2024 11:38 PM (W/lyH)

157 Posted by: mnw at March 01, 2024 11:34 PM (NLIak)

Imagine Plato defined those shapes as food...
Like Plato defined a man as "featherless bipeds".
Now, Diogenes comes along with a hamburger to Plato's cake definition, like he did with a plucked chicken to Plato's human definition.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:39 PM (ynpvh)

158 Okay, explaining it is not as much fun. Ruins the joke...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:39 PM (ynpvh)

159 You vill eatz zee bugzzz and enjoy it!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

I eat recycled bugs. It's called 'free range chicken'.

Just like I eat a lot of recycled salad when I eat a steak.

Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2024 11:39 PM (emlEe)

160 153 Greetings!
A can of Campbell soup is $2.50 now.
------

Wow, what a sale! Hope you were able to stock up!

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2024 11:34 PM (njWTi)

Is it half-empty, like some of the cardboard boxes of food?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:40 PM (ynpvh)

161 159 You vill eatz zee bugzzz and enjoy it!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

I eat recycled bugs. It's called 'free range chicken'.

Just like I eat a lot of recycled salad when I eat a steak.

Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2024 11:39 PM (emlEe)

And shrimp are recycled...everything!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:41 PM (ynpvh)

162 Lobsters are recycled me!

Posted by: zombie Jimmy Hoffa at March 01, 2024 11:42 PM (tkR6S)

163 That USB adapter video made me cringe and laugh at the same time. Thanks, WeirdDave!

Posted by: pookysgirl thinks dhe might have spotted a design flaw at March 01, 2024 11:43 PM (dtlDP)

164 Especially by the end of WW2, the Germans used EVERYTHING. And all along they had everybody they conquered keep building them whatever they were building as far as pistols went. Polish Radoms, Norwegian 1911s, Belgian HPs...

Posted by: Azjaeger at March 01, 2024 11:43 PM (3/XaG)

165 Like that meme where someone asks a guy in a bar wearing an eyepatch: "Was it all fun and games before?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

Nah, that's a childhood injury. Didn't listen to his Mom one time. 'Stop running in the house with that stick! You'll poke someone's eye out!'

Posted by: RickZ at March 01, 2024 11:43 PM (emlEe)

166 Well, I have had a long day. Going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2024 11:46 PM (tkR6S)

167 (I didn't see if it was discussed upthread.)

What was the deal with the KKK picture?

Was the Klan so ubiquitous in that era that some towns had Klan groups that were essentially a social club for Democrats?

They did give the old black guy a nice radio. WTH?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 01, 2024 11:46 PM (HlyYF)

168 Time for meds, time to feed the gatos.
Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:51 PM (ynpvh)

169 Time for meds, time to feed the gatos.
Night all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:51 PM (ynpvh)

I read that as "feed the gators"

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2024 11:54 PM (T4tVD)

170 Was the Klan so ubiquitous in that era that some towns had Klan groups that were essentially a social club for Democrats?

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The Klan was well known for its social welfare programs that distributed cookware, grooming supplies and low quality cheese to impoverished black families.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2024 11:58 PM (qne3Q)

171 Many slaves kept radios to listen to the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday night. Grandpa Jones was young then and had just married Ramona.

Posted by: Black History Month Leftover at March 01, 2024 11:58 PM (V5BDR)

172 I have never met Tom Cruise.

Was an extra in a movie with Phoebe Cates, though.

Posted by: Miklosian Fillm Star career came to Tragic End at March 02, 2024 12:04 AM (v+0wn)

173 Was an extra in a movie with Phoebe Cates, though.
Posted by: Miklosian Fillm Star career came to Tragic End

Didja axe her why she dint spell her name Feebee ?

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2024 12:07 AM (T4tVD)

174 Lobsters are recycled me!

Posted by: zombie Jimmy Hoffa

You grasp the Concept, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Miklos is thinking post-Miklos Free Crabs Week in Yucatan at March 02, 2024 12:08 AM (v+0wn)

175 Didja axe her why she dint spell her name Feebee ?
Posted by: JT

Terrible movie called "Shag".

Barely saw her,

Got $300 and a temporary SAG card (SC is not a Union State, but required by SAG, of which Ronald Reagan was once President).

Posted by: Miklos is ready for his closeup at March 02, 2024 12:12 AM (v+0wn)

176
SAG, of which Ronald Reagan was once President).

Nancy Pelosi is now the president of SAG.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2024 12:14 AM (63Dwl)

177 Svimvear.
https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

Still the best ad EVAH!
Posted by: Diogenes

MURICA

Posted by: Dave Thomas, noting that the USSR made aformal complaint through their Ambassador at March 02, 2024 12:15 AM (v+0wn)

178 Nancy Pelosi is now the president of SAG.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Stiff upper lip

Then hammer Time

Posted by: Mr. Nancy Pelosi at March 02, 2024 12:17 AM (v+0wn)

179 Then: NAZI volkstrum nymph squads

Now: IRS rape squads

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2024 12:20 AM (ibTVg)

180 The Klan was well known for its social welfare programs that distributed cookware, grooming supplies and low quality cheese to impoverished black families.

Well git rid of them with cholesterol! MUHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Some Klan nutritionist at March 02, 2024 12:21 AM (ibTVg)

181 Now, Diogenes comes along with a hamburger to Plato's cake definition, like he did with a plucked chicken to Plato's human definition.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Only Cake Girl can solve this conundrum.

Posted by: Miklos is prepared for mutually productive p at March 02, 2024 12:22 AM (v+0wn)

182 Good ONT tonight, WD. Thanks.

Posted by: scampydog at March 02, 2024 12:22 AM (41CYW)

183 "Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse ..." still doesn't beat "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."

Posted by: Chuck C at March 02, 2024 12:23 AM (xttsV)

184 Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."

So

High School

Posted by: Miklos kept his heads down at March 02, 2024 12:26 AM (v+0wn)

185 Bonne Nuit

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at March 02, 2024 12:30 AM (v+0wn)

186 I hɑve read so mаny aгticles on the topic of the blogger lovｅrѕ however this article is really
a nice paragraph, keep it up.

Posted by: burkes at March 02, 2024 12:30 AM (kPg6Z)

187 I grew up with Campbell's Soup. Thankfully, Mom never had the brilliant idea to serve us Campbell's Soup shakes. Even though I was a kid who ate weird food, you have to draw the line somewhere

Tomato Soup Shake: That actually sounds edible.
Cream of Celery Soup Shake: No thanks, I'll pass.
Cream of Mushroom Soup Shake: "Jim never vomits at home"

Posted by: Chuck C at March 02, 2024 12:30 AM (xttsV)

188 When can we officially rename the Democrats as the Ku Klutz Klownz?

They is what they IZ!

evil EVIL Klownz.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 02, 2024 12:32 AM (e6UQI)

189 Bonne Nuit
Posted by: Le Mikleuse

But, WHEN did she know it ?

THAT's the question !

Posted by: JT at March 02, 2024 12:33 AM (T4tVD)

190 186

Can someone attempt to translate this weird Latin/Aramaic/Mongol language mish mash.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2024 12:36 AM (DqJmd)

191

Which Other Films Use the Word Hottentot?
Like Mary Poppins, The Wizard of Oz could also face a change to its age rating over its use of the slur.

When Dorothy (Judy Garland) and her friends arrive at the Emerald City, the Cowardly Lion (Bert Lahr) sings If I Were King of the Forest. The song lists all the things he would change if he were in charge, and contains the line: "What makes the hottentot so hot?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2024 12:37 AM (63Dwl)

192 Courage!

Posted by: Dan Rather at March 02, 2024 12:38 AM (xttsV)

193 Lurid Nazi pulp fiction was hugely popular in Israel in the 1950s and 1960s until the government banned them.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 02, 2024 12:41 AM (NdL8w)

194 Can someone attempt to translate this weird Latin/Aramaic/Mongol language mish mash.

*shrugs* Makes sense to me.

Posted by: Googly Gemini at March 02, 2024 12:47 AM (V8he0)

195 Now we have the Commies running the universities and the grade schools, and we can't even afford hamburgers.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 01, 2024 11:22 PM (HlyYF)

You vill eatz zee bugzzz and enjoy it!

- - - - -

No bugzzz for you!

You get to eat ze FAKE bugzzz!

Posted by: WEF's The Bugzzz Nazi at March 02, 2024 12:49 AM (lCb0g)

196 The Anything Men Can Do clip made me thing of the book I was thumbing through last night. Wanted Posters of the Old West. One entry: REWARD $250.00 "One Fingered" George. All fingers off right hand but the index finger, pit of back and legs hairy; has a loud, hearty, peculiar, attractive laugh, is a good cow puncher, ropes and shoots left handed, does not drink or use tobacco, nor gamble, very attentive to the ladies, he also deserted a good wife and 6 children.

Posted by: scampydog at March 02, 2024 12:54 AM (41CYW)

197 Is that a Mort Kunstker magazine illustration?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 02, 2024 12:59 AM (dQfJF)

198 "Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse ..." still doesn't beat "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."
Posted by: Chuck C

"A twice-orphaned boy is taken in by a fringe religious cult and secretly trained to assassinate the head of their government."

Posted by: mikeski is not your father at March 02, 2024 01:11 AM (DgGvY)

199 19 There were magazines like the above stored in a hollow tree deep in the woods that bordered my neighborhood when I was a kid. Two questions;

1) Who the hell put them there?
2) How the hell did we even know to look for anything there?
Posted by: Tonypete

Like our ancestors, these are handed down through stories and songs over the generations.
Posted by: Puddleglum, heretical Protestant at March 01, 2024 10:17

Indeed, I found the same. Ancient remnants from an earlier young horny male civilization that had to such jems from the parents.

I'm surprised that this so common. And I had nothing to do with any porno mags found like that.

Posted by: Farmer at March 02, 2024 01:18 AM (55Qr6)

200 Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."

So
High School
Posted by: Miklos kept his heads down at March 02, 2024 12:26

Sounds so BidenAmerica. Like Bidenomics get used to it serfs.

Posted by: Farmer at March 02, 2024 01:26 AM (55Qr6)

201 Just got here, Horde, seems like Tonypete grew up near Boo Radley.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2024 01:29 AM (Sgq8y)

202
Which Other Films Use the Word Hottentot?

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The Pride and Prejudice with Laurence Olivier and Greer Garson uses it. "Every Hottentot can dance!" Not sure why that line was changed from Jane Austen's "Every savage can dance."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 02, 2024 01:35 AM (lCaJd)

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And good evening, all!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 02, 2024 01:35 AM (lCaJd)

204 How you doing tonight DDS?

Posted by: Farmer at March 02, 2024 01:36 AM (55Qr6)

205 Waves to Blond Morticia, Farmer, I think that I am doing OK.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2024 02:09 AM (Sgq8y)

206 I've been laughing at the mansplaining article in The Bee, for personal reasons. Mostly because I'm living it. I've been refusing to mansplain shit for a few weeks, and the ladies of my world are forced to admit that they're now extra confused and can't figure out why.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2024 02:12 AM (0FoWg)

207 Good night, Horde, my eyes grow weary. Happy weekend to you all.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2024 02:17 AM (Sgq8y)

208 I think that I am doing OK.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2024 02:09

Awesome, as long as you think that, that's over half the battle. I had something pithy to add after that but I think I've been overserved and don't remember.

Posted by: Farmer at March 02, 2024 02:32 AM (55Qr6)

209 Aww, just saw that Andy Russell died. He was the Captain and a Linebacker for the Steelers in the 60s-70s. Won a couple of Super Bowls in the 70s, before retiring. Nice guy well regarded. Often overlooked by his more celebrated teammates from that era. He was 82.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2024 02:34 AM (DqJmd)

210 When Dorothy (Judy Garland) and her friends arrive at the Emerald City, the Cowardly Lion (Bert Lahr) sings If I Were King of the Forest. The song lists all the things he would change if he were in charge, and contains the line: "What makes the hottentot so hot?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2024 12:37 AM (63Dwl)

I could never figure out why the Munchkins... WHO HAD GUNS... didn't just shoot the damn witch.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2024 02:40 AM (xaFKb)

211 183 "Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse ..." still doesn't beat "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."
Posted by: Chuck C at March 02, 2024 12:23 AM (xttsV)

Three Women and an effeminate Man, kill people over a pair of High Heel shoes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2024 02:42 AM (xaFKb)

212 OK, all you chiropractic aficionados, what makes the violence okay for you? Honestly, if I wanted to be beaten up by some dude I would think it could be arranged for less than a $30 copay.

I feel more bruised than cured at this point.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 02, 2024 03:13 AM (sRfrW)

213 if I wanted to be beaten up by some dude I would think it could be arranged for less than a $30 copay.

I feel more bruised than cured at this point.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 02, 2024 03:13 AM (sRfrW)

What did they do? Im usually good with a slight spine crack and neck. Not done that often(probably should do a little more)

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 02, 2024 03:15 AM (+I6Y/)

214 I've been refusing to mansplain shit for a few weeks, and the ladies of my world are forced to admit that they're now extra confused and can't figure out why.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2024 02:12 AM (0FoWg)

And yet, who do you go to when you have failed to read the directions and find yourself in the dark pit of despair?

So sick of this nonsense.

DH has no sense of direction or of common sense. He relies upon me to provide those two things.

Get over your male self already.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 02, 2024 03:17 AM (sRfrW)

215 What did they do? Im usually good with a slight spine crack and neck. Not done that often(probably should do a little more)
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 02, 2024 03:15 AM (+I6Y/)

Dude lowered my shoulders, cracked my back six ways from Sunday, and then hammered my neck like nobody's business. Honestly, I had no headache until he slammed my neck like that.

Now my spine feels bruised the whole length, and I could live without the headache, thanks.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 02, 2024 03:19 AM (sRfrW)

216 190 186

Can someone attempt to translate this weird Latin/Aramaic/Mongol language mish mash.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2024 12:36 AM (DqJmd)

It's eminently zappable.

Posted by: m at March 02, 2024 03:23 AM (o3SCB)

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So sick of this nonsense.

Get over your male self already.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

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Ditto. I just saw some on X from another male triumphalist. I was provoked to leave a response, although it will be lost among thousands of HEHs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 02, 2024 03:25 AM (lCaJd)

218 Ditto. I just saw some on X from another male triumphalist. I was provoked to leave a response, although it will be lost among thousands of HEHs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 02, 2024 03:25 AM (lCaJd)

You'd think their mothers refused to breast feed them, eh?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 02, 2024 03:29 AM (sRfrW)

219 You'd think their mothers refused to breast feed them, eh?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 02, 2024 03:29

See, yes I was breastfed so I'm a nice guy to females with lovely breasdts.

(Did I do that PC today.?) Seriously, Jules has the nicest...oh, should I stop here?

Posted by: Farmer at March 02, 2024 03:49 AM (55Qr6)

220 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at March 02, 2024 04:01 AM (o3SCB)

221 NoooooD!!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 02, 2024 04:01 AM (vd8XM)

222 Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 10:40 PM (D7oie)

I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: "I'll just take a peep inside.
I guess he's cooked, and it's time I looked": ... then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: "Please shut that door.
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm---
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm."

Posted by: Philip at March 02, 2024 04:28 AM (2EM1i)

223 Are these units available as Lust Slaves to chauffeur me in my Volkswagen Commando vehicles in Gaza and Israel, or what?

Posted by: Ray Mota at March 02, 2024 10:10 AM (sw3xv)

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