Julie Kelly: The Government's Story on the January 5th Pipe Bombs Doesn't Make Sense

Did I just see the same cat cross the room twice? I think the Matrix is resetting itself.

The newly disclosed video shows a dark SUV pulling up to the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee in Washington, D.C., at 9:44 a.m. on Jan. 6, 2021. It sits for several minutes until a uniformed man with a bomb-sniffing dog enters from the right and steps up to the vehicle. The driver complies with his command, the dog sniffs inside and outside the car which is soon allowed to enter the parking garage. The man and his dog exit back to the right.
This scene is unremarkable except for one detail: The uniformed man and his trained canine came within a few feet of where a plainclothes Capitol Police officer would soon discover a pipe bomb that had been planted there the night before. The bomb, which the FBI has described as viable and capable of inflicting serious injury, along with a similar one found at the headquarters of the Republican National Committee, would appear to be the most overt act of violence perpetrated on Jan. 6.
Responding to the video discovered by this reporter, Rep. Barry Loudermilk, the Georgia Republican who chairs the House Oversight Committee subcommittee now conducting a separate inquiry into Jan. 6, asked, "How could a bomb-sniffing dog miss a pipe bomb at the DNC? We'll add this to our long list of unanswered questions and continue getting to the truth."
The failure of the Secret Service detail assigned to Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris, who was inside DNC headquarters when the bomb was discovered, to find the device before her visit.
The fact that the bomb at RNC headquarters was discovered by a government contractor with ties to the FBI.
That law enforcement officials repeatedly described the bombs as "highly dangerous" but also said they couldn't have detonated on their own because of their cheap kitchen timers.
That cell phone data that might help locate the perpetrator has been deemed corrupted.
That the FBI's geofence warrant to obtain cell phone data from Google gives no indication the warrant included the Capitol Hill neighborhood on the night of Jan. 5 -- the time and location the pipe bombs were apparently planted.

Boy they're really keen to find this Dangerous Right-Wing Bomber, aren't they?

That the FBI assistant director leading the stalled investigation had previously been in charge of the investigation into a kidnap plot against Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer in which the bureau tried to get alleged conspirators to build bombs.
That an FBI whistleblower has testified he was told the bombs were inoperable -- a claim that seems supported by video showing authorities allowing children to cross the street toward the DNC bomb after it was discovered.
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The greatest mystery may be why official Washington has lost interest in this alleged act of domestic terrorism. In the three years since Jan. 6, the DOJ has conducted what Attorney General Merrick Garland describes as a criminal investigation proceeding at an "unprecedented speed and scale" into the protests. Casting a wide dragnet for Capitol protesters across the country, federal and local authorities in Washington have tracked down and prosecuted more than 1,300 defendants, almost all of whom were unarmed, including 62 individuals so far this year.
Yet the perpetrator of what could have been the only deadly attack by a civilian that day appears to have vanished without a trace. He or she also seems to have slipped down the official memory hole. Although the Washington FBI field office recently issued a statement saying the "suspect may still pose a danger to the public or themselves" and upped the reward to $500,000, Washington appears to have lost interest in the pipe bomb whodunnit.

Much more at the link.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM

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1 Hi

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 01, 2024 05:20 PM (V3F+L)

2 I give you the FBI.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 01, 2024 05:21 PM (V3F+L)

3 Sup ace.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 01, 2024 05:22 PM (69hUI)

4 Yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet

Yeetity YEET

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2024 05:22 PM (IUmF8)

5 Darren Beattie and Revovler did a beyond excellent job covering this for the record.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 01, 2024 05:22 PM (69hUI)

6 It was a pipe bong. No story here.

Posted by: fd at March 01, 2024 05:23 PM (vFG9F)

7 Although the Washington FBI field office recently issued a statement saying the "suspect may still pose a danger to the public or themselves" and upped the reward to $500,000, Washington appears to have lost interest in the pipe bomb whodunnit.
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Put a 1 and 2 zeros in front of that and maybe I'll come up with something...

Posted by: Bender "Bending" Rodriguez at March 01, 2024 05:23 PM (7fElN)

8 Wagging the dick in your face.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 01, 2024 05:23 PM (R4t5M)

9 See my comment on the last thread. Enemas are the solution. A DC high colonic.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 05:23 PM (eYF7X)

10 sup thehalfrican

Posted by: ace at March 01, 2024 05:23 PM (KRtlO)

11 All part of the Jan 6th set up

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 05:23 PM (Akjoo)

12 This is like the report out of Britain about Covid 19 being created...

Long enough for most to not get too upset... but before any change of government so someone can actually be held accountable, before it is 'old news'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:24 PM (xaFKb)

13 repeatedly described the bombs as "highly dangerous"

Glowing too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 01, 2024 05:24 PM (bNIcd)

14 Posted by: ace at March 01, 2024 05:23 PM (KRtlO)

I’m jumping back in the gainz/lossez train.

You still training?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 01, 2024 05:24 PM (69hUI)

15 You can't tell me that the fat f*cking slob Bill Barr wasn't part of this setup.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 05:25 PM (eYF7X)

16 Who wanted Mitch's SIL dead and how does that tie in to his announcement? Is there any reason I should not believe nefarious things are going on there?

Posted by: fd at March 01, 2024 05:25 PM (vFG9F)

17 The inquiry died because if the pipe bomb on the 5th was revealed to be a government op, then so would J6.

Posted by: WisRich at March 01, 2024 05:25 PM (G0vdT)

18 Shocker!

Posted by: Magic Hate-Ball at March 01, 2024 05:26 PM (lZVy/)

19 Where was Criss Angel on the night of Jan 5th?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2024 05:26 PM (4I/2K)

20 15 You can't tell me that the fat f*cking slob Bill Barr wasn't part of this setup.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 05:25 PM (eYF7X)

Yeah, funny how a lot of folks still defend Barr... but then most of them were the same folks who pre election were telling us to 'trust the plan'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:26 PM (xaFKb)

21 Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 05:25 PM (eYF7X)

I’m sure he knew and didn’t GAF

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 01, 2024 05:26 PM (69hUI)

22 ACME bomb.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at March 01, 2024 05:26 PM (63Dwl)

23 Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2024 05:26 PM (4I/2K)

Levitating.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 01, 2024 05:26 PM (69hUI)

24 Top Men.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Your FBI at March 01, 2024 05:27 PM (a3Q+t)

25 Yeet
*stomp*
Yeet
*stomp*
Yeet

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2024 05:27 PM (IUmF8)

26 Because it's bullshit.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at March 01, 2024 05:27 PM (Zz86T)

27 The reason Timothy McVey was executed so quickly was so he couldn't implicate anyone in the FBI

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 01, 2024 05:27 PM (xw1WS)

28 It's a real shame that video was corrupted? I tried my best to see who the perp was.

Posted by: Guy in charge of video surveillance at White House at March 01, 2024 05:27 PM (V3F+L)

29 Can you please review the 40,000 hrs of Capitol footage and give me everything with that Blaze reporter in it?

30 seconds later: Here you go!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:27 PM (N3GIM)

30 Where are you going? I was going to make espresso.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 01, 2024 05:27 PM (as3uC)

31 I have it on good authority that Colonel Mustard was the culprit.

Posted by: Magic Hate-Ball at March 01, 2024 05:28 PM (lZVy/)

32 Someone from the GOP will write a really angry letter about this to the assistant deputy junior undersecretary related to DOJ matters.

Posted by: Montec. at March 01, 2024 05:28 PM (YofvK)

33 Can't imagine who it was.

Posted by: Selective Prosecution at March 01, 2024 05:28 PM (OZjDX)

34 Is there any reason I should not believe nefarious things are going on there?
Posted by: fd at March 01, 2024 05:25 PM

Other than that you're too young to be so cynical?

No.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2024 05:28 PM (a3Q+t)

35 Can you please review the 40,000 hrs of Capitol footage and give me everything with that Blaze reporter in it?

30 seconds later: Here you go!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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*fistbump*

Posted by: FBI agent reading 30,000 Hillary emails at March 01, 2024 05:28 PM (1eY81)

36 Wasn't this revealed weeks ago?

Is that what you mean by a glitch in the matrix? I could have sworn I watched that video, when the story broke a few weeks ago.

Had no idea what I was seeing, but people were saying it was definitive proof the thing was an op.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 05:29 PM (dGCAG)

37 Yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet

Yeetity YEET
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2024 05:22 PM

Yawp!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 01, 2024 05:29 PM (Wnv9h)

38
The bomb, which the FBI has described as viable and capable of inflicting serious injury

I don't believe that for one fvcking minute.

They'd have footage of the 'bomb' being 'neutralized'.

So fvcking tired of the lies. It's endless. Every fvcking day.

/ Sorry, can't think of a better word.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 01, 2024 05:30 PM (RKVpM)

39 I no longer trust anything the fbI was involved with.

Posted by: vic at March 01, 2024 05:31 PM (A5THL)

40 I have it on good authority that Colonel Mustard was the culprit.
Posted by: Magic Hate-Ball at March 01, 2024 05:28 PM

If Miss Scarlett were found bound by a ductile tubular device in The Library, would it be a lead pipe cinch?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2024 05:31 PM (a3Q+t)

41 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2024 05:31 PM (T4tVD)

42 we don't deserve this republic anymore. Where is Nebuchadnezzar?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:31 PM (N3GIM)

43 And why is the video all corrupted, Todd??!?

I don't know, Margo!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2024 05:31 PM (4I/2K)

44 That would be kinda gangsta for a milksop like McConnell.

But corrupt is corrupt.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2024 05:31 PM (iziT8)

45 Gee.
Did they ever figure out who took down the flimsy fence that was set up to keep protestors out?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 01, 2024 05:31 PM (cOq4q)

46 You can't tell me that the fat f*cking slob Bill Barr wasn't part of this setup.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 05:25 PM (eYF7X)

Yeah, funny how a lot of folks still defend Barr... but then most of them were the same folks who pre election were telling us to 'trust the plan'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:26 PM (xaFKb)

You mean Bill Barr, company man since he was in college? Whose dad first hired Jeff Epstein as a math teacher in a prestigious prep school, when Epstein had NO credentials?

That Bill Barr?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 05:32 PM (dGCAG)

47 Yeet
*stomp*
Yeet
*stomp*
Yeet
Posted by: nurse ratched

Okay....OKAY !

Yoot !

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2024 05:32 PM (T4tVD)

48 I like the part where the two traffic cameras-- that were both looking at the street where the bombs were placed-- both magically decide to turn and look away, totally coincidentally, at the exact time the bombs were planted.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 01, 2024 05:32 PM (KBuBK)

49 This is ridiculous. We just as well may be having a debate about which brand of deli pickle has more snap and crunch.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 01, 2024 05:32 PM (EEgXH)

50 It was a pipe bong. No story here.
Posted by: fd

I heard it was a steamroller.

Jackstraw?
He'll know.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 01, 2024 05:33 PM (cOq4q)

51 I've been hornswaggled.

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2024 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

52 Did they ever figure out who took down the flimsy fence that was set up to keep protestors out?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 01, 2024 05:31 PM (cOq4q)

No, they're too busy saving Mike Pence from the 4' tall scaffold with a cartoon noose on it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 05:33 PM (dGCAG)

53 I don't believe that for one fvcking minute.

They'd have footage of the 'bomb' being 'neutralized'.

So fvcking tired of the lies. It's endless. Every fvcking day.

/ Sorry, can't think of a better word.
Posted by: Divide by Zero a

The bomb sniffing dog walked right by the thing for crying out loud. Probably lifted a keg a peed on it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 05:33 PM (eYF7X)

54 Thank you, JT

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2024 05:33 PM (IUmF8)

55 Yeet
*stomp*
Yeet
*stomp*
Yeet
Posted by: nurse ratched

Okay....OKAY !

Yoot !
Posted by: JT at March 01, 2024 05:32 PM (T4tVD)

Yarp!

Posted by: Michael at March 01, 2024 05:34 PM (4I/2K)

56 Thought process of ever GOPe in 2017--

Barr: I am going to write a glowing defense of Trump in the Russia matter so he will hire me as AG. Then I can really fuck him over!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:34 PM (N3GIM)

57 A D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals panel issued a ruling Friday that could impact scores of prison terms handed down to rioters convicted and sentenced for joining the Jan. 6, 2021, assault on the U.S. Capitol. The three-judge panel ruled that defendants convicted of obstructing the congressional certification had received improper enhancements of their sentences from dishonorable district court judges who determined their actions amounted to "substantial interference with the 'administration of justice.'"

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2024 05:34 PM (Y2xGK)

58 Hate to say it but the man with the noted cruelty kink is probably right again.

https://tinyurl.com/nhz8f2y4

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 01, 2024 05:34 PM (OZjDX)

59 For the record:
I hate people.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2024 05:35 PM (IUmF8)

60 The FBI cannot identify and find a supposed MAGAnut who planted a pipe bomb in a public location in DC? Why hasn't Biden fired Wray for incompetence? He is a Trump-nominee, Joe!

A novel with this plot would sell zero copies. Because no publisher would buy the lousy work to begin with.

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 05:35 PM (5fDan)

61 The bomb sniffing dog walked right by the thing for crying out loud. Probably lifted a keg a peed on it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 05:33 PM (eYF7X)

The dog... he had... a cold... yeah... in fact, he had Covid.... yeah.. that's the ticket...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:35 PM (xaFKb)

62 For the record:
I hate people.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2024 05:35 PM (IUmF

.......

Well, you picked the right profession.

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2024 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

63 I like the part where the two traffic cameras-- that were both looking at the street where the bombs were placed-- both magically decide to turn and look away, totally coincidentally, at the exact time the bombs were planted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 01, 2024 05:32 PM (KBuBK)

Hey, we're new at this job, give us a break!

Posted by: Tova Noel and Michael Thomas at March 01, 2024 05:36 PM (dGCAG)

64 I like the part where the two traffic cameras-- that were both looking at the street where the bombs were placed-- both magically decide to turn and look away, totally coincidentally, at the exact time the bombs were planted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 01, 2024 05:32 PM
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Traffic cameras move all the and are totally not in fixed positions. What, are you a Putin sympathizer?

Posted by: FBI at March 01, 2024 05:36 PM (V3F+L)

65 Thank you, JT
Posted by: nurse ratched

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2024 05:36 PM (T4tVD)

66 60 The FBI cannot identify and find a supposed MAGAnut who planted a pipe bomb in a public location in DC? Why hasn't Biden fired Wray for incompetence? He is a Trump-nominee, Joe!

A novel with this plot would sell zero copies. Because no publisher would buy the lousy work to begin with.
Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 05:35 PM (5fDan)

FBI can't identify someone who, in the White House, one of the most secure places on Earth... dropped off a bag of cocaine.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:37 PM (xaFKb)

67 The main hard drive died in a manner in which none of the data can be recovered at all. And one of the IT interns in Cincinnati misconfigured a setting on the backup software, so it was not capturing anything! We don't know which intern it was because the computer meant to track computer access also failed! Sorry!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:37 PM (N3GIM)

68 For the record:
I hate people.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2024 05:35 PM

I has a sadz. :-(

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2024 05:37 PM (a3Q+t)

69 Props to Kelly and Beattie and all the other investigators working on this story. It stinx to high heaven.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 01, 2024 05:38 PM (MvF+J)

70 64 I like the part where the two traffic cameras-- that were both looking at the street where the bombs were placed-- both magically decide to turn and look away, totally coincidentally, at the exact time the bombs were planted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 01, 2024 05:32 PM
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Traffic cameras move all the and are totally not in fixed positions. What, are you a Putin sympathizer?
Posted by: FBI at March 01, 2024 05:36 PM (V3F+L)

Yeah.... how... convenient... almost as convenient as all the cameras being off when Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:38 PM (xaFKb)

71 People, man.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2024 05:38 PM (iziT8)

72 There is also some chatter online about the various surveillance cameras being reoriented so they don't actually point at the location where the "bomb" was planted.

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 01, 2024 05:38 PM (Q4IgG)

73 68 For the record:
I hate people.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2024 05:35 PM

I has a sadz. :-(
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2024 05:37 PM (a3Q+t)

/puts on his Devo Hat...

We are not people.... we are MORONS!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:39 PM (xaFKb)

74 59 For the record:
I hate people.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2024 05:35 PM (IUmF

_______
Fortunately there are very few people here. Just a bunch of illegal deplorables. (Note, we are one of the few groups who CAN be illegal.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2024 05:39 PM (1bNHn)

75 veep veep veepity veep-veep! venn diagrammy venny diagram vennny-venny diagramy-rammy-rammy!

Posted by: Kamala, one fall away from becoming Preezy! at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (5fDan)

76 The three-judge panel ruled that defendants convicted of obstructing the congressional certification had received improper enhancements of their sentences from dishonorable district court judges who determined their actions amounted to "substantial interference with the 'administration of justice.'"

Aw, shit. You are right. We will review their sentences in 2037.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (N3GIM)

77 Pipebombs, WH cocaine, Chinese checks... it's really difficult to keep an eye on all the things.

And because the DC government is so very incompetent, no reasonable jury should investigate, nor could they indict, any actors who might've been responsible because they are oblivious to what they've done. It's the Biden Defense and wholly valid.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (aXxgO)

78 I'm thinking of the worst spots in this country where the FIB could be reassigned. Most of these ploofers would probably quit rather than report to downtown Detroit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (eYF7X)

79 Y'all are a bunch of conspiracy theorists.

In fairness, however, I have come to think that there might not be so many conspiracy theories if there weren't so many conspiracies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)

80 Posted by: Kamala, one fall away from becoming Preezy! at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (5fDan)

{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (Akjoo)

81 I thought the female who found the bomb worked for some crazy " create counter-narrative" company.

Maybe she works there now.

Posted by: Harun at March 01, 2024 05:41 PM (c2WeP)

82 79 Y'all are a bunch of conspiracy theorists.

In fairness, however, I have come to think that there might not be so many conspiracy theories if there weren't so many conspiracies.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)

It's like Paranoia. Are you paranoid if they really ARE out to get you?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:41 PM (xaFKb)

83 BTW, I hope you aren't talking about the taste, nurse. Our Leaders at WEF have decided that is what we will have to eat. With bug sauce, if we're good.

I think they'll start with old folks like me. You know, Soylent Gray.

People. People who eat people...

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2024 05:42 PM (1bNHn)

84 Also look at the timer on the RNC bomb. It was set to go off at 1pm with 20 minutes to go on a 1 hour kitchen timer. So if it was placed the night before it would've went off far sooner.

1pm is special because that is when the certification was supposed to start.

I suspect that if the fake "insurrection" plan was a failure that the bombs would've been used as an excuse to stop the counting so that Congress could've been evacuated and bomb sniffing dogs brought in.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 05:42 PM (++4z6)

85 "To comply with the Florida Board of Governor's regulation 9.016 on prohibited expenditures, the University of Florida has closed the Office of the Chief Diversity Officer, eliminated DEI positions and administrative appointments, and halted DEI-focused contracts with outside vendors," reads a statement from Provost J. Scott Angle.

"Under the direction of UF Human Resources, university employees whose positions were eliminated will receive UF's standard twelve weeks of pay.

Approximately $5 million in funds previously allocated to DEI initiatives will be reallocated into a faculty recruitment fund.

SO they are gonna get 12 weeks paid vacation then get rehired to a position with a different name, but doing the same thing with a 30% salary bump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:43 PM (N3GIM)

86 Well, I'll tell you what:

Patriot Front had nothing to do with setting those pipe bombs .....

Only because the FBI was still workshopping what code name to use for their new "Our Democracy" Taskforce.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 01, 2024 05:43 PM (KBuBK)

87 Elon Musk says Grok will soon be able to read the omnibus bills Congress likes to make and summarize them so politicians can't hide stuff from us

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 05:43 PM (eYF7X)

88 36 Wasn't this revealed weeks ago?

Is that what you mean by a glitch in the matrix? I could have sworn I watched that video, when the story broke a few weeks ago.

Had no idea what I was seeing, but people were saying it was definitive proof the thing was an op.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 05:29 PM (dGCAG)

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The video around the time the bombs were found was released a few weeks ago, the bomb sniffing dog in the morning at the same location is new.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 05:43 PM (++4z6)

89 I suspect that if the fake "insurrection" plan was a failure that the bombs would've been used as an excuse to stop the counting so that Congress could've been evacuated and bomb sniffing dogs brought in.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

But they opened the doors and the dopes walked right in.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:44 PM (N3GIM)

90 For those suffering or afflicted with people angst:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWrNZ6SySfg

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2024 05:44 PM (a3Q+t)

91 I yeeted once when I was on the clock-got suspended for a week. Yeet again-I'll be toast.

Posted by: On Probation at March 01, 2024 05:45 PM (V5BDR)

92 The bomb sniffing dog walked right by the thing for crying out loud. Probably lifted a keg a peed on it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2024 05:33 PM (eYF7X)

The same untrained sniffer dog is used by the SS for scent-detection screening at White House entrances and exits Hunter is told to use.

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 05:45 PM (5fDan)

93 I think this was another false lead to pin on the Marxists insurrection but it went nowhere so it got dropped quickly as they didn't need it.
Pin it on a person and it breaks their Coup D'etat

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2024 05:45 PM (fwDg9)

94 The dems stole an election and got away with it. Anyone who speaks out about it must be silenced. That's the story in a nutshell.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 01, 2024 05:45 PM (dr4Q1)

95 80 Posted by: Kamala, one fall away from becoming Preezy! at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (5fDan)

{{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (Akjoo)
_____
IMO, that would be the best thing that could happen. She's the one person less electable than Brandon himself. And once in office, there is no way in Hell they could get rid of her. That'd be rayciss. And seckiss. And bigoted against fellatrices.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2024 05:45 PM (1bNHn)

96 Pay no attention.
The reason things got a little weird is because those bombs were supposed to go to the *Brazil* "insurrection," and some intern sent them to the wrong op.

Posted by: FBI at March 01, 2024 05:45 PM (DzcIo)

97 68 For the record:
I hate people.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2024 05:35 PM

That's one of my favorite vinyl albums.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 01, 2024 05:45 PM (+oR7L)

98 But at least the vaccinated didn't suffer any long term consequence of COVID.

A recent study found that the majority of patients who suffered from long COVID during a time when vaccines and antiviral treatments were widely available were vaccinated.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:46 PM (N3GIM)

99 FBI agents who have participated in this criminal stuff should be jailed. At least that sounds fair to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 01, 2024 05:46 PM (xcrUy)

100 FBI agents should be jailed. At least that sounds fair to me.
Posted by: Northernlurker

FIFY

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:47 PM (N3GIM)

101 This whole pipe bomb story has more grassy knolls than a Dallas overpass.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 01, 2024 05:47 PM (+oR7L)

102 It is all a conspiracy of the Rand corporation and Raytheon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:48 PM (N3GIM)

103 bomb sniffing dog in the morning at the same location is new.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

The video is new, but it has been known for a while that dogs and agents "swept" the area. For bombs.

Question - when they say "it was inoperative because the timer was not functional" do they really mean "It also had no explosive material but we want to make it sound like incompetence instead of hoax."

Posted by: FBI at March 01, 2024 05:48 PM (DzcIo)

104 Dan Bongino has been on this for a few weeks. Whether you like him or not, he has the inside baseball having worked these same details.

Me, I like him.

Posted by: The_Hoser at March 01, 2024 05:48 PM (N66D6)

105 60 The FBI cannot identify and find a supposed MAGAnut who planted a pipe bomb in a public location in DC? Why hasn't Biden fired Wray for incompetence? He is a Trump-nominee, Joe!

A novel with this plot would sell zero copies. Because no publisher would buy the lousy work to begin with.
Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 05:35 PM (5fDan)

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Someone a few weeks ago posted in the comments on The Morning Report the name of the person who planted the bombs. Nobody commented on it as I recall. Said it was some former Capital police or FBI agent.

The girl that found the RNC bomb works for a CIA/FBI contractor group.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 05:49 PM (++4z6)

106 I could of sworn that I read somewhere that they matched a Metro card to the guy that planted the fake bombs and picked up CCTV footage of him inclusive of a license plate in northern Virginia. The guy was a retired Air Force Master Chief who now works for a defense contractor...and he was even under surveillance for a couple days until the higher ups at the FBI shut it down....which was one of the reasons a whistle blower came forward.

I can't remember where I read that, or I'd link it.

Posted by: Orson at March 01, 2024 05:49 PM (dIske)

107 What we need is a Mongol Horde to take Washington, sack it, slaughter the males and uncomely females, and carry off the doable chicks.

Then burn it down, and sow the ashes with salt.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2024 05:49 PM (1bNHn)

108 Meanwhile, back at the White House . . .

Townhall.com
@townhallcom
REPORTER: "When the president said we were airdropping to Ukraine twice, he meant Gaza, correct? He misspoke?"
KIRBY: "He was referring to Gaza."

Your first clue should've been that SpongeBrain ShitPants said it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 01, 2024 05:49 PM (FVME7)

109 People. People who eat people...
Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2024 05:42 PM (1bNHn)

Isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:49 PM (xaFKb)

110 For those suffering or afflicted with people angst:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWrNZ6SySfg
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2024 05:44 PM (a3Q+t)
........

lol
That'll help.

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2024 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

111 103 'Bombs' looked fake as hell to me. Do we even know yet whether the FBI actually forensically examined them? Or did they just blow them up without disassembling them?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 01, 2024 05:50 PM (MvF+J)

112 So the system that pharmacies use to check and apply manufactures coupons to prescription medications (i.e. Good RX, etc.) has been down due to a ransomware attack. It's been about a week and they have no idea when it will be back up. Mean while, people who were getting discounts with their co-pays and out of pocket cost are stuck with paying full price or going without... kind of a big deal but I've heard almost nothing about it.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 01, 2024 05:50 PM (Tvp1p)

113 But they opened the doors and the dopes walked right in.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:44 PM (N3GIM)

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Well the Capital Police were throwing flash/bang and smoke grenades behind the crowd essentially forcing them towards the building.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 05:51 PM (++4z6)

114 Dee Dee Ramone wrote both "I Hate It" and "I Hate Freaks Like You". "I Hate People" was by some other lesser Punk Rocker.

Posted by: Ramones 4 Ever at March 01, 2024 05:51 PM (V5BDR)

115 Certain things become obvious over time. It’s been obvious to anyone with room temperature IQ for a few years now that the feds do NOT want to find the person who placed those devices…. Probably because that person is a fed or was encouraged to do so by a fed. Either they think we’re really stupid or they just don’t care…. Maybe AND. It’s an amazing juxtaposition with the arrest of that Blaze guy today along with a few granny’s in the past. Without the double standard there’d be no standard at all….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 01, 2024 05:52 PM (xT8gx)

116 BTW, if your going to drop off a couple of bombs I recommend not taking your cell phone with you.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 05:53 PM (++4z6)

117 I doubt this fake bomb was made up just for this debacle, it is my guess it's a Fed prop for training

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2024 05:53 PM (fwDg9)

118 Posted by: lin-duh at March 01, 2024 05:50 PM (Tvp1p)

Yup, there are multiple ransom ware and internet attacks going on right now... and the Government is radio silent on it... and the media is complying.

Like last week when the ATT Cell network went down?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:53 PM (xaFKb)

119 I believe this is one of those known knows

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2024 05:54 PM (SwYJN)

120 I'm beginning to believe the CIA did flood black areas with crack.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 05:54 PM (++4z6)

121 Airdrop Ukraine on Gaza. 2 problems solved.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:55 PM (N3GIM)

122 120 I'm beginning to believe the CIA did flood black areas with crack.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 05:54 PM (++4z6)

Well, the whole giving folks large amounts of LSD did turn out to be accurate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:55 PM (xaFKb)

123 In fairness, however, I have come to think that there might not be so many conspiracy theories if there weren't so many conspiracies.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2024 05:40 PM (a3Q+t)

It's like Paranoia. Are you paranoid if they really ARE out to get you?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:41 PM (xaFKb)

As is noted over and over again, the winds of chance always seem to blow in just one direction.

And speaking of blowing, where's all the footage obtained from the thousands of hours of data from the massive amount of equipment removed from Epstein Island... by our government? In the days before fires were lit all over the island?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 05:55 PM (dGCAG)

124 It's only in the past decade or so I realized we are living in Pottsylvania.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2024 05:56 PM (1bNHn)

125 121 Airdrop Ukraine on Gaza. 2 problems solved.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:55 PM (N3GIM)

Problem is... air dropping in either area, is a yuge problem.

1. puts US troops directly in a war zone.
2. puts... oh... wait... US troops directly in a war zone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:56 PM (xaFKb)

126
Apparently there is footage of the FBI detonating the J6 pipe bomb:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsB83fAtNQE

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 01, 2024 05:56 PM (RKVpM)

127 The government have such severe and repeated failures of ethics and integrity that any argument they make is fatally flawed just on grounds of baseline credibility.

If those fuckin' liars tell you a volcano is erupting, don't believe it til you sample the lava and make sure it's not just hot maple syrup and red food dye.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2024 05:57 PM (0FoWg)

128 I'm beginning to believe the CIA did flood black areas with crack.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 05:54 PM (++4z6)

At this point, show me a conspiracy theory, and the burden of proof is on the spooks to show evidence they did NOT do it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 05:57 PM (dGCAG)

129 osted by: Romeo13

Read what I said again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:58 PM (N3GIM)

130 Boy they're really keen to find this Dangerous Right-Wing Bomber, aren't they?
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We'll get the skinny on him about the same time we get info on Stephen Paddock.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2024 05:58 PM (krQz2)

131 Although, Gaza is smaller, so it would be an easier lift,

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:58 PM (N3GIM)

132 What the fuck is the story with all of this January 6th garbage?

Didn't they let John Hinckley Jr. free after the attempted Reagan assassination? Forgetaboutit! Get over yourselves.

You're starting to sound like a congress of cunts.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 01, 2024 05:58 PM (EEgXH)

133 Apparently there is footage of the FBI detonating the J6 pipe bomb:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsB83fAtNQE
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 01, 2024 05:56 PM (RKVpM)

I'm afraid to click the link (at work), but if you tell me it's video of Nikki Haley bowing to the CCP flag, and saying "I now work for you," I'll watch it.

I never get tired of that video.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 05:59 PM (dGCAG)

134 It's only in the past decade or so I realized we are living in Pottsylvania.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 01, 2024 05:56 PM (1bNHn)
---
They shoot trouble, don't they?

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2024 05:59 PM (krQz2)

135 But at least the vaccinated didn't suffer any long term consequence of COVID.

A recent study found that the majority of patients who suffered from long COVID during a time when vaccines and antiviral treatments were widely available were vaccinated.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:46 PM (N3GIM)

Long COVID sounds just the thing for hypochondriacs. Tons of positive attention for them and no real symptoms.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2024 05:59 PM (eoQWY)

136 I am quite worried about how McAfee is going to rule. He's asking tough questions of team Trump, but I worry it's to show he was "tough," then he rules in favor of the defense and disqualifies Fani Willis.

As an attorney myself, I have to say this is one of the most ridiculous proceedings I've ever seen. "Your honor, we didn't prove anything, but we didn't have to because they could have proved it for us but they didn't." What a complete crock of shit.

I read him as wanting to side with Trump's lawyers but they aren't quite giving him enough to be completely comfortable with what he wants to do.

Judge McAfee is a member in good standing at the Federalists Society. What could possibly go wrong at the Fani Willis hearing for removal?

You can be sure this judge is bucking for a bigger, better job. That comes through the Federalist Society folks. This is his chance. Scary.

An excuse to delay delay delay and the extra added bonus of raking some black folks over the coals. Racist, sexist, and thoroughly disgusting bullshit.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 01, 2024 06:00 PM (ycI94)

137 Apply gp Directly To Forehead: 'Bombs' looked fake as hell to me. Do we even know yet whether the FBI actually forensically examined them? Or did they just blow them up without disassembling them?"

Would you believe their reports either way at this point? Seriously, why would I care what they report or don't report anymore? They're like Google AI: compromised beyond belief.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 01, 2024 06:00 PM (aXxgO)

138 More like Transylvania 6-5000

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 06:00 PM (N3GIM)

139 Although, Gaza is smaller, so it would be an easier lift,
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:58 PM (N3GIM)
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Especially right next to Mexico.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2024 06:00 PM (krQz2)

140 Read what I said again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 05:58 PM (N3GIM)

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:00 PM (dGCAG)

141 Aha....I remember where I saw that the FBI had identified a license plate of a suspect on this. It was in a May 24, 2023 letter Jim Jordan sent to Wray at the FBI asking why the investigation went no where even though a license plate number of a vehicle associated with the suspect was identified (as confirmed by the whistle blower).

Wray and the FBI ignored Jordan's letter.

Posted by: Orson at March 01, 2024 06:01 PM (dIske)

142 I'm beginning to believe the CIA did flood black areas with crack.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 05:54 PM (++4z

For what purpose? All true conspiracies have an end game.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at March 01, 2024 06:01 PM (MNhXM)

143 137 Good point.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 01, 2024 06:01 PM (MvF+J)

144 128 I'm beginning to believe the CIA did flood black areas with crack.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 01, 2024 05:54 PM (++4z6)

At this point, show me a conspiracy theory, and the burden of proof is on the spooks to show evidence they did NOT do it.
Posted by: BurtTC

So was OK City really about destroying Hillary Whitewater evidence?

(I really hate even mentioning such tragedies as CT (conspiracy theory), especially ones where kids died, since it feels like if I was a parent of a victim I would not want it politicized. But I would also want to know the truth.)

Posted by: FBI at March 01, 2024 06:01 PM (DzcIo)

145 Apply gp Directly To Forehead: 'Bombs' looked fake as hell to me. Do we even know yet whether the FBI actually forensically examined them? Or did they just blow them up without disassembling them?"
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Examined them? They probably planted them.

I've seen photos that indicate that they are exactly like the squibs the FIB trains with. So, I'm guessing the FIB's claim that they were dangerous is grade-A Horseshit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2024 06:01 PM (krQz2)

146 Long COVID sounds just the thing for hypochondriacs. Tons of positive attention for them and no real symptoms.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 01, 2024 05:59 PM (eoQWY)

Anecdotal to be sure, but I never heard anyone who claimed they have/had "long Covid" to not be a nut to begin with.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:01 PM (dGCAG)

147 138 More like Transylvania 6-5000
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 06:00 PM (N3GIM)

At least not forced to go to Frostbite Falls Minnesota... damn Moose and Squirrel.

Posted by: Boris Badanov... at March 01, 2024 06:02 PM (xaFKb)

148 Calm down: everyone agrees that having a pipe bomb proves you're a bad person.

If you happen to be a bad person, just contact the FBI and let them know you want a pipe bomb. That's how this works. That's where pipe bombs come from.

The supply of bad people is limited, and so is the supply of pipe bombs. It is not reasonable to expect too much of the FBI.

Posted by: Tom Perry at March 01, 2024 06:03 PM (MX0bI)

149 No mystery here, the blob gives f’k all about things that don’t fit in with the current narrative. Also, they are too incompetent to investigate or stop real threats, so all their efforts are laser focused on fake ones.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2024 06:03 PM (vll3B)

150 >>Did I just see the same cat cross the room twice? I think the Matrix is resetting itself.

I get that feeling a lot, lately. It seems like the same exact stories keep reappearing every couple of months.

I think we're being bamboozled.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2024 06:03 PM (/QIWP)

151 145 Bongino speculates that the official story will change to 'training exercise.' 'We totally forgot we had two bomb training exercises that day; we just now found the docs.'

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 01, 2024 06:04 PM (MvF+J)

152 So was OK City really about destroying Hillary Whitewater evidence?

(I really hate even mentioning such tragedies as CT (conspiracy theory), especially ones where kids died, since it feels like if I was a parent of a victim I would not want it politicized. But I would also want to know the truth.)
Posted by: FBI at March 01, 2024 06:01 PM (DzcIo)

I can't say I've looked into that one too closely. It's odd though, that whathisface was executed so quickly.

And the connections to Branch Dividians and/or Randy Weaver debacles... I've heard whatever, about agents in town, being on the road not long after, etc. I can't sort that one out.

But yeah, it was probably the spooks who did it.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:04 PM (dGCAG)

153 I read that as Frosbite Balls, Minnesota.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2024 06:05 PM (vll3B)

154 I think we're being bamboozled.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled

It was that wily Kris Kringle

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 06:05 PM (N3GIM)

155 For the record:
I hate people.

The more people I see
the more I love my parrot. 🦜

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 01, 2024 06:05 PM (bNIcd)

156 I can't say I've looked into that one too closely. It's odd though, that whathisface was executed so quickly.

And the connections to Branch Dividians and/or Randy Weaver debacles... I've heard whatever, about agents in town, being on the road not long after, etc. I can't sort that one out.

But yeah, it was probably the spooks who did it.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:04 PM (dGCAG)

Now that I mention it, I think it's worth asking questions, why they managed to kill John Mohammed so quickly too.

Malvo's been in jail a long time now, anyone bother talking to him? What's he got to say?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:06 PM (dGCAG)

157 I don't give a shit what conspiracies theories are true and what ones aren't.

I am NOT trusting my government anymore.

As far as I'm concerned the IC shot Kennedy, even though they may not have.

Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2024 06:06 PM (krQz2)

158 in 1994 they found the VIN on the axle of the blown up Ryder truck and arrested the two bombers within days.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 06:07 PM (N3GIM)

159 For the record:
I hate people.

The more people I see
the more I love my parrot. 🦜
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 01, 2024 06:05 PM (bNIcd)
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Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at March 01, 2024 06:07 PM (krQz2)

160 108 Meanwhile, back at the White House . . .

Townhall.com
@townhallcom
REPORTER: "When the president said we were airdropping to Ukraine twice, he meant Gaza, correct? He misspoke?"
KIRBY: "He was referring to Gaza."

Your first clue should've been that SpongeBrain ShitPants said it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 01, 2024 05:49 PM (FVME7)

I can hardly wait for first WH Press Conference next week. When Kirby or KJP will be asked why a long-term ceasefire didn't begin on Monday, March 4th, as Joe predicted earlier this week. While he was eating an ice cream cone someplace in NYC.

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 06:07 PM (5fDan)

161 Now that I mention it, I think it's worth asking questions, why they managed to kill John Mohammed so quickly too.

Malvo's been in jail a long time now, anyone bother talking to him? What's he got to say?
Posted by: BurtTC

And not a word from John Bigboote *or* John Small Berries.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2024 06:08 PM (/QIWP)

162 Gref, me too

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2024 06:08 PM (SwYJN)

163 As far as I'm concerned the IC shot Kennedy, even though they may not have.
Posted by: Axeman at March 01, 2024 06:06 PM (krQz2)

No, they did.

It's funny, people to this day don't realize L. H. Oswald was CIA. All the weirdness around him BEFORE Nov. 22... he was exactly what he said he was: a patsy.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:08 PM (dGCAG)

164 The reason that the pipeombs are significant are the Timing, thr Placement, and the Coverup. All evidence suggests that not only does the FBI know which planted them, they knew they were going to be there in advance. A cover-up says revealing this info would be very damaging to the FBI. The timing, perfectly coordinated with the launch of the "Insurrection" indicates that all of these events were part of one centrally coordinated script and time-line. The pipe bombs turned out to be an unnecessary extra and just became a side embarrassment that needed to be cleaned up - but too much of the story had leaked out before they decided to cancel that part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 01, 2024 06:09 PM (e7n2t)

165
I'm afraid to click the link (at work), but if you tell me it's video of Nikki Haley bowing to the CCP flag, and saying "I now work for you," I'll watch it.

I never get tired of that video.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 05:59 PM

It was just a troll of the US military testing a nuclear artillery shell. Big time 'splosion.

Obviously the J6 pipe bomb disposal footage was stored on a server in a building that caught fire and the fire suppression equipment was compromised by the Patriot Boys with a USB device on the way back from Governor Whitmer's kidnapping.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 01, 2024 06:09 PM (RKVpM)

166 Is there a problem in the past 70 years the CIA did NOT cause?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 06:09 PM (N3GIM)

167 Surely no one expected the FBI to rat on itself?

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 01, 2024 06:10 PM (qZdIZ)

168 And not a word from John Bigboote *or* John Small Berries.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2024 06:08 PM (/QIWP)

I'm not familiar, who are they?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:10 PM (dGCAG)

169 You're starting to sound like a congress of cunts.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 01, 2024 05:58 PM

I did not have congress with that congress.

Posted by: Wm. J. "Bubba" Clinton at March 01, 2024 06:10 PM (a3Q+t)

170 Divide by Zero that is one reason I think it was a prop, just enough for a dog to sent on it but never possibly enough to detonate or anything to set it off.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2024 06:10 PM (fwDg9)

171 It was just a troll of the US military testing a nuclear artillery shell. Big time 'splosion.

Obviously the J6 pipe bomb disposal footage was stored on a server in a building that caught fire and the fire suppression equipment was compromised by the Patriot Boys with a USB device on the way back from Governor Whitmer's kidnapping.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 01, 2024 06:09 PM (RKVpM)

Heh, ok. I'm laughing anyway, even though I didn't click the link.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:11 PM (dGCAG)

172 16 Who wanted Mitch's SIL dead and how does that tie in to his announcement? Is there any reason I should not believe nefarious things are going on there?
Posted by: fd

If it was a TV show, everyone would have a motive because everyone hates Mitch. Even probably his wife/handler.

Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 06:11 PM (hKOIV)

173 If putting bombs around DC was this easy there’d be bombs going off every day and twice during pride month.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2024 06:11 PM (vll3B)

174 Isn't that a Barbara Streisand song?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 01, 2024 05:49 PM (xaFKb)

It is a Sluggy Freelance joke.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2024 06:12 PM (D7oie)

175 Is there a problem in the past 70 years the CIA did NOT cause?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 06:09 PM (N3GIM)

Maybe not.

Watergate absolutely was too. People don't like to talk about that, but sheesh. The burglary? "Former" CIA agents, being discovered because they left tape on a door?

YGTBFKM.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:12 PM (dGCAG)

176 Harry Reid got off easy

Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2024 06:12 PM (SwYJN)

177 Tom Servo: "The pipe bombs turned out to be an unnecessary extra..."

Yes. That's what I've thought. There are likely even other ancillary plans that may not have been "triggered" because the J6 incitement was sufficient.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 01, 2024 06:12 PM (aXxgO)

178 Is there a problem in the past 70 years the CIA did NOT cause?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 06:09 PM

Ace locking himself out of his blog?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2024 06:13 PM (a3Q+t)

179 I'm not familiar, who are they?
Posted by: BurtTC

Electroids. From the 8th dimension. They're all named John.

Buckaroo Bonzai humor. Sorry, I'll get my coat.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2024 06:14 PM (/QIWP)

180 Nude, or something like that.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 01, 2024 06:14 PM (qZdIZ)

181 Is there a problem in the past 70 years the CIA did NOT cause?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024

They DEFINITELY sabotaged his shelves.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 01, 2024 06:14 PM (ycI94)

182 Ace locking himself out of his blog?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

That was an Aussie Op. Trying to get the ID of Pixy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 01, 2024 06:14 PM (N3GIM)

183 If it was a TV show, everyone would have a motive because everyone hates Mitch. Even probably his wife/handler.
Posted by: whig at March 01, 2024 06:11 PM (hKOIV)

Bingo.

Bring in Charlie Chan, have him assemble all the suspects, and one by one go through how they could have done it.

Lots of sweaty palms, and furtive glances.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:15 PM (dGCAG)

184 I mean look at the overlapping legal persecution of Trump now. Plans, back up plans, and even more back up plans.

Didn't the Progressives call it "insurance" (no pun intended)?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 01, 2024 06:15 PM (aXxgO)

185 They're all named John.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 01, 2024 06:14 PM

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Kerry & McCain at March 01, 2024 06:15 PM (a3Q+t)

186 Harry Reid got off easy
Posted by: Ben Had at March 01, 2024 06:12 PM (SwYJN)

That's what his twink masseuse said!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 01, 2024 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

187 nood

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 01, 2024 06:16 PM (MvF+J)

188 Two 'ultra-right wing' guys bomb a Federal Court House in Deep Red Oklahoma? I've never thought much about this until now. And now it seems ludicrous.

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 06:18 PM (5fDan)

189
Divide by Zero that is one reason I think it was a prop, just enough for a dog to sent on it but never possibly enough to detonate or anything to set it off.

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2024 06:10 PM

I gotta 60 minute timer on my desk which is probably more then enough evidence to the current ranks of the FIB to put me away forever. After a 3 am door ramming and shackles.

I gotta really really wonder about a federal agency with members so incredibly inept. Do they really really think that EVERY American is so stupid they can bullshit everyone with this con game?

Be better FIB. A whole lot better. Like maybe average.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 01, 2024 06:20 PM (RKVpM)

190 "Yes I am the lead investigator of the J6 attempted bombing."

"Great. Have you located the suspect."

"No."

Okay, have you identified the components of the bomb?"

"No."

"Get any cell phone data?"

'The dog ate my homework."

"Did you interview the person that found the bomb?"

"No - who was that?"

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 01, 2024 06:22 PM (8E/8X)

191 So, whatever happened with that Las Vegas shooting anyway? Boy, that guy seemed awfully prepared and sophisticated.

Posted by: El Mariachi at March 01, 2024 06:24 PM (8E/8X)

192
The amazing thing about the CIA ops lately is how lazy they are about putting them together and selling them.

Posted by: Auspex at March 01, 2024 06:47 PM (j4U/Z)

193 Two 'ultra-right wing' guys bomb a Federal Court House in Deep Red Oklahoma? I've never thought much about this until now. And now it seems ludicrous.

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2024 06:18 PM (5fDan)

It makes more sense somewhat when you know that McVeigh was a Guardsman that was present at Waco. The feeling of helplessness seemed real with him.

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