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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (3/3/24)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"I really don't care for those windmills," the 71-year-old says. "I guess I wasn't brought up with that kind of society. Like 50 of 'em together? Who likes all that?" Sheila Wagoner of Keyser, West Virginia.

Quote II

“We work very closely with state and local law enforcement to ensure that individuals who pose a threat to safety are indeed the highest priority.” Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas


Quote III

“Four hundred years of forced labor and never receiving any compensation for it. Now you have the gall to try and prosecute and charge taxes to the descendants of a broken people that you are responsible for causing the breakage.” Academy Award-nominated actor Terrence Howard

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The Hamsters were giving me issues earlier today. But, I was able to overcome those issues and give you the best comments from the best commenters in the entire world wide webz.

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The Comments of The Week

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From teachers who sexually exploit their pupils to toe sucking events our public education is broken. Toe sucking? Yes, toe sucking.

Students 'lick and suck toes' for charity in 'shocking' school event
A video showing Deer Creek High School students sucking a condiment of the bare feet of other students in a fundraising event has sparked furore, with Republican Ted Cruz calling the game 'child abuse'


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Donald Trump briefly explains the Fani Willis - Nathan Wade relationship.(SFW-Video)


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RIP ESPN's Chris Mortenson.


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I believe the woman questioning Matt Walsh cannot understand normal thinking.



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Big Tobacco Bad. Big Marijuana, government's Big Cash Cow, Good.


Research Highlights:

An analysis of survey data for 430,000 adults in the U.S. found that using cannabis has a significant association with an increased risk of heart attack and stroke, independent of tobacco use, with higher odds among the adults with more frequent use (more days of use per month). The most common method of cannabis use was smoking, followed by eating or vaporizing it.
The increase in the combined risk of coronary heart disease, heart attack, and stroke was similar to the risk among the subset of adults who had never used e-cigarettes but did use cannabis.


Speaking of weed................


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I am not a doctor nor did I stay at some overpriced hotel last night. When your immune system isn't working properly, it is more than a glitch.

A group of some of the world’s leading scientists has alerted the public to a devastating discovery regarding those who have been vaccinated with Covid mRNA shots.

Top scientists at the world-renowned Cambridge University in England have published the results of a bombshell study into the impact of the injections on the human immune system.

The study concluded that 25 percent of all people vaccinated with Covid mRNA shots now have Vaccine-Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (VAIDS).

According to the study, one in four people who received a Covid mRNA injection suffered an “unintended immune response.”

However, the scientists note in their paper that the “unintended immune response” was “created by a glitch.”


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It is called Shrinkflation folks.

SIZED DOWN ‘They’re comically small!’ McDonald’s fans slam ‘shrinking’ popular item & chain already admitted to ingredient change
McDonald's has promised menu improvements in 2024


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Just practice medicine and leave your damn politics out of it.

America’s Largest Dermatologist Group Engulfed in Battle Over Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Policies That Are ‘Weaponized Against Jews’
A resolution to ban DEI that will be considered at the American Academy of Dermatology’s upcoming meeting is sparking heated debate among doctors.


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Nope, never heard of J6 defendants being locked away indefinitely until they have their day in court. Nope, never.

Friday, following a Feb. 14 stunt, the DOJ announced that 35-year-old Donald Zepeda of Maryland and 27-year-old Jackson Green of Utah were charged with felony destruction of government property after they had sprinkled a red substance on the display case of the U.S. Constitution.

“Zepeda and Green are charged with felony destruction of government property for dumping a fine red powder over the document’s display case in the Rotunda of the Archives building. The cost of cleaning up after the stunt, which was intended to draw attention to Climate Change, has already exceeded $50,000,” the release indicated. “In addition, the act closed the Rotunda for four days.”

Green’s alleged National Gallery of Art stunt wasn’t the only one committed there in 2023 as vandals also associated with the activist group Declare Emergency had smeared paint all over the display case of French artist Edgar Degas’s “Little Dancer Aged Fourteen.”

Reacting to a Thursday release of Zepeda with an ankle monitor and restrictions, Declare Emergency lauded the zealot and posted, “True protector of people & planet. Peaceful warrior. Truth teller. Pass It On.”(Emphasis added)

Everyday common man walking through the halls of the Capitol on January 6th are still in custody. This professional shit-stirrer is free to roam about the country with his handy-dandy ankle bracelet.


As far as I'm concerned with Washington D.C. the whole damn place can burn.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Fitness Emporium



ON THIS DAY IN MUSIC 3 March 2023
American musician David Lindley died age 78. He founded the rock band El Rayo-X and worked with many other performers including Jackson Browne, Linda Ronstadt, Ry Cooder, Bonnie Raitt, Warren Zevon, Curtis Mayfield and Dolly Parton. He mastered such a wide variety of instruments that Acoustic Guitar magazine referred to him as a "maxi-instrumentalist." On stage, Lindley was known for wearing garishly colored polyester shirts with clashing pants, gaining the nickname the Prince of Polyester. via thisdayinmusic.com


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ON THIS DAY IN MUSIC 3 March 2017
American guitarist Jim Fuller from The Surfaris died aged 69. The Surfaris had the 1963 US No.2 & UK No.3 single 'Wipe Out' and Fuller was known as the "Godfather" of surf music, a Californian instrumental music. With his Fender guitar he contributed to the popularity of Leo Fender's instruments. via thisdayinmusic.com


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There was at least one reason why your mother told you, "Chew your food." Genius Award Winner.

Man visits hospital after difficulty swallowing - before doctors make terrifying discovery
WARNING, DISTRESSING IMAGES: A 55-year-old man was admitted to Tan Tock Seng Hospital in Singapore and doctors discovered why he was having difficulty swallowing after spotting some tentacles inside his mouth

A man struggling to swallow headed to the hospital for answers - and doctors told him he had an octopus lodged in his oesophagus.

The half-eaten sea creature was clogging up his throat and they made the shocking discovery after the 55-year-old was admitted to Tan Tock Seng Hospital in Singapore. He paid a visit after eating a meal that included the eight-limbed animal, and it soon became clear what the problem was.


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The entire world doesn't revolve around politics. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

90-Year-Old Sings 'Can't Help Falling In Love' As Granddaughter Walks Down The Aisle

In the tapestry of wedding memories, there are moments that transcend the boundaries of time and etch themselves into the hearts of all witnesses. Such was the case for a bride whose 90-year-old grandfather orchestrated a magical moment as she walked down the aisle.

Amidst the anticipation and joy that typically accompany the entrance of a bride, this particular celebration took a poignant turn as the bride's grandfather, a sprightly 90-year-old, serenaded her with the timeless classic "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley.

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Weekly commenter stats for the week of 3-3-2024


Top 10 commenters:
1 [621 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini' [87.17 posts/day]
2 [513 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
3 [504 comments] 'jim (in Kalifornia) '
4 [342 comments] 'andycanuck (2yu8s)'
5 [331 comments] 'Skip'
6 [307 comments] 'Alberta Oil Peon'
7 [297 comments] 'Bulgaroctonus'
8 [285 comments] 'whig'
9 [283 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
10 [278 comments] '18-1'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [183 names] 'Ciampino - padding of tiny paws 2' [25.69 unique names/day]
2 [179 names] 'Nimrata Haley'
3 [89 names] 'Counting Toes'
4 [49 names] 'Count de Monet'
5 [45 names] 'Duncanthrax'
6 [43 names] 'Moron Analyst'
7 [41 names] '18-1'
8 [38 names] 'Axeman'
9 [34 names] 'andycanuck (2yu8s)'
10 [34 names] 'Just Wondering '

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1 Yay, National Anthem Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 03, 2024 10:00 PM (dZVON)

2 As early as possible.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 03, 2024 10:00 PM (TSQkU)

3 WOOT, MHSUONT YAY!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

4 You cannot resist

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 10:01 PM (0nHUB)

5 Resistance is futile

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 10:01 PM (0nHUB)

6 Kid up top is being protected from roving demented so-called presidents.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 03, 2024 10:01 PM (0eaVi)

7 ONT is here

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 10:01 PM (0nHUB)

8 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

I appreciate your enthusiasm this evening.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)

9 NIKKI HALEY WINS THE DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

Posted by: NeverTrumpers! at March 03, 2024 10:02 PM (YAtuc)

10 Sigh, ya read just the opening teasers and you're already 10+ comments behind....

Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)

11 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2024 10:03 PM (CLA6r)

12 9 NIKKI HALEY WINS THE DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
Posted by: NeverTrumpers! at March 03, 2024 10:02 PM (YAtuc)


***SNORT***

Please explain that to the folks who attended the Missouri Caucus

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)

13 That's how you make new surfers!

Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (69JzL)

14 10 Sigh, ya read just the opening teasers and you're already 10+ comments behind....
Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)

You were probably basking in the extreme honor of Comments of The Week.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)

15 Thanks for the Kinder and Gentler ONT, Mis Hum!

Love that photo up top. That little kid is having a blast!

Very nice tune behind it.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (KglbO)

16 NIKKI HALEY WINS THE DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!


It is truly hilarious to see the NeverTrumpers celebrating this.

Psst - guys? This only demonstrates who Haley's actual base is.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (YAtuc)

17 Oh Alejandro, come over here, I've got something for you.
_something Pancho said

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (0nHUB)

18 Oh Terrence, come over here, I've got something for you.
_Pancho

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 10:06 PM (0nHUB)

19 RIP ESPN's Chris Mortenson.

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Speaking of ESPN, I see a former ESPN talking head was convicted of conspiracy to murder her lover's wife a few days ago.

Former ESPN Host Michelle Troconis Breaks Down as She’s Found Guilty in Conspiracy to Commit Murder

https://tinyurl.com/yby6jy4v

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2024 10:07 PM (FVME7)

20 "We work very closely with state and local law enforcement to ensure that individuals who pose a threat to safety are indeed the highest priority.” Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas"

Ha! You freaking lying lawn flamingo retard! What a lying POS....
Honey, you ARE the threat...


Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:08 PM (V02eN)

21 "I really don't care for those windmills," the 71-year-old says. "I guess I wasn't brought up with that kind of society. Like 50 of 'em together? Who likes all that?

Not the Kennedys.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2024 10:08 PM (0Htd1)

22 17 Oh Alejandro, come over here, I've got something for you.
_something Pancho said
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (0nHUB)

Every Trump ad, every RNC ad, every superpac ad,

Side by side pics of that bald dickhead next to Laken Riley, with his words flowing forth. Wouldn't hurt to have some crime scene photos as well.

I can't hate that worthless cuban enough.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)

23 You were probably basking in the extreme honor of Comments of The Week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)

That's how I got an earlier comment in. Mine aren't worthy of being noted.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 03, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)

24

In an effort to curb criminality, Memphis Mayor Paul Young, who took office in January with a focus on public safety, recently met with some of the city’s highest-ranking gang leaders in Memphis and crafted a ceasefire between the groups for seven days.

“My ask for them in that conversation was, ‘Can we get a seven-day ceasefire? Just seven days where there’s no shooting, no killing?’” the mayor said during a youth development panel discussion, CNN affiliate WMC-TV reported. “And they said, ‘Yeah, we would be willing to do that,’ and they gave me a couple of caveats.”

Some of the requested terms included assurances their rival gangs would agree to the ceasefire, as well as help getting well-paying jobs and the training needed to access them, WMC-TV reported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2024 10:09 PM (63Dwl)

25 The filet-o-fish thing is real. I got one about a week ago, and it easily fit in the palm of my hand with room to spare.

Posted by: PabloD at March 03, 2024 10:09 PM (wEicy)

26 NIKKI HALEY WINS THE DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!

It is truly hilarious to see the NeverTrumpers celebrating this.

Psst - guys? This only demonstrates who Haley's actual base is.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (YAtuc)


SO two of the three Republicans registered to vote in the DC primary voted for Haley giving her a 66% to 33% win?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

27 You were probably basking in the extreme honor of Comments of The Week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out


Heh! I did feel my ego inflate a bit! But probably not as much as Blancos.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:10 PM (vJiyU)

28 Former ESPN Host Michelle Troconis Breaks Down as She’s Found Guilty in Conspiracy to Commit Murder

https://tinyurl.com/yby6jy4v
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2024 10:07 PM (FVME7)


After all, who are we to question the morals of a USPN host...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

29 In an effort to curb criminality, Memphis Mayor Paul Young, who took office in January with a focus on public safety, recently met with some of the city’s highest-ranking gang leaders in Memphis and crafted a ceasefire between the groups for seven days.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2024 10:09 PM (63Dwl)

So, you had all the leaders rounded up, and you just.... let them go. Pretty smart thinking there, sport.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 03, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)

30 “We work very closely with state and local law enforcement to ensure that individuals who pose a threat to safety are indeed the highest priority.” Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas

May I suggest that the The highest priority be defined as everybody that works in the White House As of March 3rd 2024.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:12 PM (ezhXT)

31 Thanks, MisHum. Yeoman's work. Always appreciated.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2024 10:12 PM (V8he0)

32 28 ESPN

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

33 NIKKI HALEY WINS THE DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
Posted by: NeverTrumpers!

Miss Swamp Creature 2024!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2024 10:12 PM (FVME7)

34 “My ask for them in that conversation was. . .. "


It's a damned shame what they have done to the once glorious spoken word.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2024 10:13 PM (CLA6r)

35 Best part of Nikki's DC win - about 2,000 TOTAL votes. She got 2/3, so about 1300 total votes. WOW WOT A TRIUMPH!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2024 10:13 PM (q3gwH)

36 “We work very closely with state and local law enforcement to ensure that individuals who pose a threat to safety are indeed the highest priority.”
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Yeah, the highest priority for admittance... asshoe.

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 10:13 PM (njWTi)

37 24
'Can we get a seven-day ceasefire?'

Top notch government right there. The only reason the hood rats shoot each other is because no one ever asked them to stop before.
It'll last right up until they get mad at somebody probably on the walk home.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 03, 2024 10:13 PM (roH4R)

38 So, you had all the leaders rounded up, and you just.... let them go. Pretty smart thinking there, sport.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 03, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)


Another "That's not who we are!" moment in American History...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

39 Very girthy ONT tonight, MisHum!

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 10:14 PM (njWTi)

40 So, you had all the leaders rounded up, and you just.... let them go. Pretty smart thinking there, sport.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

AND were promised high paying jobs and the training to do them.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:14 PM (vJiyU)

41 Icing on the DC primary cake: DC has no electoral votes, so in November their votes are all irrelevant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2024 10:14 PM (q3gwH)

42 Four hundred years of forced labor and never receiving any compensation for it. Now you have the gall to try and prosecute and charge taxes to the descendants of a broken people that you are responsible for causing the breakage

Serfdom lasted longer then the African slave trade...well the European one, the Muslim one lasted about as long serfdom.

And yet...I still have to pay taxes.

Actually wait, no, I'm on Team Terence here. Anyone that has an ancestor that was ever oppressed should not have to pay taxes. Does that sound fair?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 10:14 PM (ibTVg)

43 Thanks, MisHum. Yeoman's work. Always appreciated.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2024 10:12 PM (V8he0)

Wait. MisHum is wearing his hair in a basket weave?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 03, 2024 10:14 PM (0eaVi)

44 America’s Largest Dermatologist Group Engulfed in Battle Over Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Policies That Are ‘Weaponized Against Jews’

If you truly believe in DEI, you would drastically reduce the number of dermatologists, since white people are most at risk for skin cancers, for obvious reasons.

Naturally, the stock photo that the New York Sun uses in the article shows a black person being examined by a doctor.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:14 PM (YAtuc)

45 As far as I'm concerned with Washington D.C. the whole damn place can burn.
I'm not sure the Brits are up to it, this time.

Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 10:15 PM (69JzL)

46 Oh yippee!
The Democrat-Marxist of Washington State are about to enact a "tattle-tale hotline" so that anyone who feels they have been a victim of a hate crime or bias.
Fuck you Inslee you communist son of a bitch. Just fuck you.
The law was sponsored by State Senator Javier Valdez of Seattle. Yeah. I'd like to see his birth certificate.
Clearly these wimps cannot stand to hear anything that they disagree with and which might hurt their precious little feelings.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2024 10:15 PM (W/lyH)

47 DC has no electoral votes

DC has three electoral votes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:15 PM (YAtuc)

48 Best part of Nikki's DC win - about 2,000 TOTAL votes. She got 2/3, so about 1300 total votes. WOW WOT A TRIUMPH!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I'm not laughing too hard... Wasn't it about that many votes, what got Mayo Pete in as Mayo of South Bent?

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 10:15 PM (njWTi)

49 We fixed the glitch.

-The Bobs

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 03, 2024 10:16 PM (MZ+PY)

50 So, nothing here nor there....
It's always soothing to be here...
I lost a very wonderful friend of 55 years this morning. The place to find the next best pals is here!
I so love you guys!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:16 PM (V02eN)

51 Nikki Haley finally found her base with her Washington DC Republican Primary victory: Democrats. But we all knew that long ago. There are moments when bias confirmation is truth.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:17 PM (ezhXT)

52 As far as I'm concerned with Washington D.C. the whole damn place can burn.
I'm not sure the Brits are up to it, this time.
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 10:15 PM (69JzL)

Wot? I know we burned Joan of Arc, but I didn't know we burned Gen'l. Washington!

Posted by: The Brits at March 03, 2024 10:17 PM (0eaVi)

53 The half-eaten sea creature was clogging up his throat
Ummmm, they don't specify whether it was dead or not. Given it's in Asia, I don't think that's a given....

Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 10:17 PM (69JzL)

54 Everyday common man walking through the halls of the Capitol on January 6th are still in custody. This professional shit-stirrer is free to roam about the country with his handy-dandy ankle bracelet.

The point of the modern "justice" system is to act as the enforcers for the governing class. Justice has literally nothing to do with it.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 10:17 PM (ibTVg)

55 Thanks, MisHum. Yeoman's work. Always appreciated.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2024 10:12 PM (V8he0)

Very girthy ONT tonight, MisHum!
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 10:14 PM (njWTi)

Thanks folks. I appreciate your kind words.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)

56 “We work very closely with state and local law enforcement to ensure that individuals who pose a threat to safety are indeed the highest priority.” Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas
* * * *
Define "highest priority." I do not believe the priority of the American people is the same as your personal priority.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2024 10:17 PM (KglbO)

57 Yay, National Anthem Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Jose! I can see it.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)

58 Hey Terrence Howard, I don't think that argument works out so well with the IRS. Talk with Wesley Snipes.

Posted by: keena at March 03, 2024 10:18 PM (1D+/d)

59 That exam must be fake

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2024 10:18 PM (5fDan)

60 Posted by: COMountainMarie

I am so sorry for your loss. Hang in there.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)

61 As far as I'm concerned with Washington D.C. the whole damn place can burn.
I'm not sure the Brits are up to it, this time.
Posted by: GWB

They'll send their "Asians".

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 03, 2024 10:19 PM (R4t5M)

62 Apparently there is now a push (I don't know how big) to declare POC the "global majority." Looking it up its been a thing for a while, but seems like there is new attempt to make this particular "fetch" happen.

The problem (or opportunity!) is that makes wypipo a "global minority." And minorities have ultimate power.

Or something. This seems weird even for Clown World.

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2024 10:19 PM (IFNME)

63 Supreme Court is expected to rule on whether Donald Trump can hold office TOMORROW - just in time for Super Tuesday

Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2024 10:19 PM (oCjPU)

64 Students 'lick and suck toes' for charity in 'shocking' school event
A video showing Deer Creek High School students sucking a condiment of the bare feet of other students in a fundraising event has sparked furore, with Republican Ted Cruz calling the game 'child abuse'

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Pictures i saw show people getting their toes sucked that were way too old to be students. These were clearly teachers getting their toes sucked by minors which is pedophilia.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 03, 2024 10:20 PM (xw1WS)

65 AND were promised high paying jobs and the training to do them.
Posted by: Some Rat


They already have the requisite training for public office.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2024 10:21 PM (CLA6r)

66 Okay it gets 3. Forgot about that, another stupid amendment needs to be repealed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2024 10:21 PM (q3gwH)

67 Supreme Court is expected to rule on whether Donald Trump can hold office TOMORROW - just in time for Super Tuesday
Posted by: Don Black

If they rule anything but yes, I am well and truly done with caring.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)

68 Thanks folks. I appreciate your kind words.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Humpf. I think it needs more nihilistic poetry and less Frank Zappa. And my life told in geese videos.

https://tinyurl.com/4tryumv4

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:22 PM (ezhXT)

69 “Four hundred years of forced labor and never receiving any compensation for it. Now you have the gall to try and prosecute and charge taxes to the descendants of a broken people that you are responsible for causing the breakage.” Academy Award-nominated actor Terrence Howard

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Soul sister.

New York Post
@nypost
Washington Post reporter says shoplifting not a big deal because US built on ‘stolen land’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2024 10:22 PM (FVME7)

70 I'm guessing the traffic court judge trying to fix a national election got the Supremes attention.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2024 10:23 PM (q3gwH)

71 61 As far as I'm concerned with Washington D.C. the whole damn place can burn.
I'm not sure the Brits are up to it, this time.
Posted by: GWB

They'll send their "Asians".
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 03, 2024 10:19 PM (R4t5M)

Goat fucking mayor of London has a large number of sandjockeys lined up to burn DC along with the rest of us infidels.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)

72 “Four hundred years of forced labor and never receiving any compensation for it. Now you have the gall to try and prosecute and charge taxes to the descendants of a broken people that you are responsible for causing the breakage.” Academy Award-nominated actor Terrence Howard

They say I have Blue Eyes because of the Vikings.

Sweden Got moneys?

Posted by: Aggrieved multicultural genetic Miklos at March 03, 2024 10:23 PM (v+0wn)

73 New York Post
@nypost
Washington Post reporter says shoplifting not a big deal because US built on ‘stolen land’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2024 10:22 PM (FVME7)


Well alrighty then! I am now "global minority" so screw you checkout!

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2024 10:24 PM (IFNME)

74 So, nothing here nor there....
It's always soothing to be here...
I lost a very wonderful friend of 55 years this morning. The place to find the next best pals is here!
I so love you guys!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:16 PM (V02eN)
* * * *
Prayers up for peace and comfort in your time of loss. Glad you are here - we love you too.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2024 10:24 PM (KglbO)

75 67 Supreme Court is expected to rule on whether Donald Trump can hold office TOMORROW - just in time for Super Tuesday
Posted by: Don Black

If they rule anything but yes, I am well and truly done with caring.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)

We should burn, loot & murder our neighborhoods in protest.

JK

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)

76 Apparently there is now a push (I don't know how big) to declare POC the "global majority." Looking it up its been a thing for a while, but seems like there is new attempt to make this particular "fetch" happen.

The problem (or opportunity!) is that makes wypipo a "global minority." And minorities have ultimate power.

Or something. This seems weird even for Clown World.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2024 10:19 PM (IFNME)

Welby of the CoE says crap like that. They've also posted an ad for someone to introduce stuff like that into the Anglican church. Funny that. He doesn't seem to be in a hurry to give up his seat to someone from the "Global South." When he's on some trip, a conservative African bishop should sneak into his residence and set up shop as the new Archbishop. If Welby complains, tell him it's only right that a PoC holds that position. Make the hypocrite desconstruct his own whiteness.

https://tinyurl.com/2n9tewjb

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 03, 2024 10:24 PM (0eaVi)

77 Random question:

Are residents of Kalamazoo called "Kalamites"?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2024 10:24 PM (ufFY8)

78 Yo Terrence, was that tge excuse you used when you squatted in that condo for months?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 03, 2024 10:25 PM (AEvvx)

79 Supreme Court is expected to rule on whether Donald Trump can hold office TOMORROW - just in time for Super Tuesday
Posted by: Don Black

If they rule anything but yes, I am well and truly done with caring.
Posted by: Some Rat

If SCOTUS rules in favor of the totalitarian Communists I am not turning on my TV for the next 8 weeks. Maybe longer. Much longer.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:25 PM (ezhXT)

80 69
'Washington Post reporter says shoplifting not a big deal because US built on ‘stolen land’'

Wretched people without a particle of perspective or gratitude.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 03, 2024 10:25 PM (roH4R)

81 COMountain Marie -
Ouch.
May the fond memories soon override the pain.

Posted by: TeeJ at March 03, 2024 10:26 PM (o3xwr)

82 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
The Ukrainians continue to hold all along the front. How long they can keep doing so is the question. Another Abrams tank was destroyed, indicating they are throwing everything they have left into the effort.
The Russians dropped glide bombs east of Kharov, in northeast Ukraine. This suggests the air defense in the area has been wiped out, and it will soon be the site of a new Russian offensive.
Poland continues to keep its border with Ukraine closed.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 03, 2024 10:26 PM (CFtGR)

83 DC has no electoral votes

DC has three electoral votes.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Which always go to the democrat candidates.

90% of the DC presidential vote goes to the democrats, because a city that runs on corruption and graft votes for corruption and graft.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2024 10:26 PM (DgGvY)

84
They say I have Blue Eyes because of the Vikings.

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2024 10:26 PM (63Dwl)

85 So sorry, COMM! Hey, but you still got us!

...Wait! Where are you going?...

Heartfelt condolences. {{{COMtnMarie}}}

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 10:27 PM (njWTi)

86 What are the odds? What are the odds?

Billboard Chris 🇨🇦🇺🇸
@BillboardChris
This woman is transitioning all 4 of her kids.

https://tinyurl.com/2z64dt2r

-
Satan is going to have to order another ton of coal to get Hell hot enough for her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2024 10:27 PM (FVME7)

87 75
'We should burn, loot & murder our neighborhoods in protest.'

If I ever did that it wouldn't be my neighborhood.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 03, 2024 10:28 PM (roH4R)

88 That David Lindley video is great -- I've never heard him singing before. What a tight band, too -- I think that's David Sanborn on sax, not sure about the rest. And this is such a convincing cover, were these guys in Zevon's band?

Posted by: chris+opher at March 03, 2024 10:28 PM (dSco/)

89 9 NIKKI HALEY WINS THE DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
Posted by: NeverTrumpers!


There are republicans that live in DC? What, like 15?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2024 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

90 We should burn, loot & murder our neighborhoods in protest.

JK
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

Since they seem to be making the rules perhaps we should play by them.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:28 PM (vJiyU)

91 Good evening morons and thank you mh

As far as I'm concerned with Washington D.C. the whole damn place can burn after the bridges are blown.
===

Friendly amendment.

Posted by: The Fifth Dimension at March 03, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

92 I'm guessing the traffic court judge trying to fix a national election got the Supremes attention.

How on Earth did she ever get the case - it's a bit different from her usual roster of traffic scofflaws.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:29 PM (YAtuc)

93 Evenin'
(Sips beer)

Terrence Howard? The last time I saw his name, it was him declaring that math was unfair and he was going to create a New Math that will be fair. Terrence is a bit of a loon.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 03, 2024 10:29 PM (sAmhv)

94 I am waiting for the return of the word "expensive." Will never happen but a boy can dream.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 03, 2024 10:29 PM (8sMut)

95 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
The Ukrainians continue to hold all along the front. How long they can keep doing so is the question. Another Abrams tank was destroyed, indicating they are throwing everything they have left into the effort.
The Russians dropped glide bombs east of Kharov, in northeast Ukraine. This suggests the air defense in the area has been wiped out, and it will soon be the site of a new Russian offensive.
Poland continues to keep its border with Ukraine closed.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

May I suggest the Uks send a memo to Germany an France outlining that the graft and grift in Ukraine is about to end unless they send billions of Euros their way.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:29 PM (ezhXT)

96 Goat fucking mayor of London has a large number of sandjockeys lined up to burn DC along with the rest of us infidels.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)


Great Britain is a classic example of what happens when you decide being an Empire is way too much like work and you open the flood gates! Good thing we will never do such a thing here since we are a Constitutional Republic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:29 PM (hOUT3)

97 /Billy Davis Jr sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

98 9 NIKKI HALEY WINS THE DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
Posted by: NeverTrumpers!


She might be able to get some votes in Detroit too.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)

99 60, 74

Thanks youz guys. This is why I visit here🥰

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:30 PM (V02eN)

100 In an effort to curb criminality, Memphis Mayor Paul Young, who took office in January with a focus on public safety, recently met with some of the city’s highest-ranking gang leaders in Memphis and crafted a ceasefire between the groups for seven days.

“And they said, ‘Yeah, we would be willing to do that,’ and they gave me a couple of caveats.”


Caveats. Like "if Jamal disses Dewayne, Dewayne gets one mag dump."

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)

101 I am a big Ted Cruz guy, but can someone please explain to him what a federal government is, what a unitary government is, and which of the two we have?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 03, 2024 10:31 PM (8sMut)

102 91 Good evening morons and thank you mh

As far as I'm concerned with Washington D.C. the whole damn place can burn after the bridges are blown.
===

Friendly amendment.
Posted by: The Fifth Dimension at March 03, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

I liketh.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:31 PM (QXQ4l)

103 Very nice tune behind it.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (KglbO)

Indeed!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2024 10:31 PM (tkR6S)

104 I am waiting for the return of the word "expensive." Will never happen but a boy can dream.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Used daily in the Aspirin Factory household.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 03, 2024 10:31 PM (R4t5M)

105 I lost a very wonderful friend of 55 years this morning. The place to find the next best pals is here!
I so love you guys!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:16 PM (V02eN)
===

May her memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2024 10:31 PM (RIvkX)

106 I am waiting for the return of the word "expensive." Will never happen but a boy can dream.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


Never happen in Minnesota.

"This hamburger sure is pricey, eh Marge?"

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2024 10:32 PM (DgGvY)

107 92 I'm guessing the traffic court judge trying to fix a national election got the Supremes attention.

How on Earth did she ever get the case - it's a bit different from her usual roster of traffic scofflaws.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:29 PM (YAtuc)


There was an accident where a driver had a MAGA sticker on their car, so it's Trumps fault!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:32 PM (hOUT3)

108 106 I am waiting for the return of the word "expensive." Will never happen but a boy can dream.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Never happen in Minnesota.

"This hamburger sure is pricey, eh Marge?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2024 10:32 PM (DgGvY)


What a fvcking ripoff, eh Fabulous?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)

109 Chin up, COMM
this too shall pass

Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2024 10:33 PM (oCjPU)

110 An article at PJMedia says that woman was a traffic judge in the recent past, but lately has been working cases related to tax law

Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2024 10:34 PM (oCjPU)

111 There are republicans that live in DC? What, like 15?
Posted by: nerdygirl


Don't let it get under 10.

Posted by: Abraham, pleading for D.C. at March 03, 2024 10:34 PM (DgGvY)

112 81, 85
Ya'll are the most awesome morons! Thank you!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:34 PM (V02eN)

113 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:

Paul Massaro, a US government employee whose apparent job it is to argue for unlimited Ukrainian aid, when he isn't fantasizing about dividing Russia up into several dozen weak counties, posted this Tweet today:

NATO prevents war and if Ukraine had been in NATO, russia would not have invaded

Several people immediately noticed that Massaro also claims that Russia will inevitably attack NATO if Russia wins in Ukraine.

So which is it, Paul - does NATO deter a Russian attack or not?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:35 PM (YAtuc)

114 I lost a very wonderful friend of 55 years this morning.
.
.
.
Posted by: COMountainMarie


Please accept our condolences. And remember a life well lived.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at March 03, 2024 10:35 PM (4Winp)

115 Terrence Howard? The last time I saw his name, it was him declaring that math was unfair and he was going to create a New Math that will be fair. Terrence is a bit of a loon.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come

And Lizzo is a bit over weight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2024 10:35 PM (FVME7)

116 110 An article at PJMedia says that woman was a traffic judge in the recent past, but lately has been working cases related to tax law
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2024 10:34 PM (oCjPU)


So a DEI hire???

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:35 PM (hOUT3)

117 Wow! Was part of a comment of the week and finished 3rd in sock puppet shame category-too much winning for one week.

Posted by: The Rank Organization at March 03, 2024 10:36 PM (V5BDR)

118 I am waiting for the return of the word "expensive." Will never happen but a boy can dream.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Never happen in Minnesota.

"This hamburger sure is pricey, eh Marge?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2024 10:32 PM (DgGvY)


What a fvcking ripoff, eh Fabulous?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

What does a Minnesotan accent sound like now that the state is Somalia colony?

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:36 PM (ezhXT)

119 34 “My ask for them in that conversation was. . .. "


It's a damned shame what they have done to the once glorious spoken word.
Posted by: Tonypete


Sadly, he thinks that talking like that makes him sound smart.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2024 10:36 PM (0Htd1)

120 So which is it, Paul - does NATO deter a Russian attack or not?

Posted by: The ARC of History!

All depends on the graft stream.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:36 PM (vJiyU)

121 105, 109

Thanks good ONT pals.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:37 PM (V02eN)

122 Damn, everything is so spendy anymore

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 10:37 PM (njWTi)

123 Donald Trump briefly explains the Fani Willis - Nathan Wade relationship.(SFW-Video)


People far more skilled than I are slackers if they cannot make an animated cartoon or some sort of faked video of Trump totally outwitting Biden in a deal for real estate a car, a boat, something, anything.

Posted by: Gref at March 03, 2024 10:38 PM (5fDan)

124 Several people immediately noticed that Massaro also claims that Russia will inevitably attack NATO if Russia wins in Ukraine.

So which is it, Paul - does NATO deter a Russian attack or not?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:35 PM (YAtuc)


That's not important right now!
The critical issue is how we ensure that the graft continue to flow through the UKR laundry!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

125 Doncha love trick questions on tests? "In which battle did Napoleon Die?" Exiles on Elba and St. Helena never happened. And why the capital 'D' in 'Die'? Unless there's some guy in History I've never heard of named 'Napoleon Die'.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2024 10:38 PM (emlEe)

126 What does a Minnesotan accent sound like now that the state is Somalia colony?
Posted by: Lost in Space

Heh, "Pleases more monies for converting to the foods..."

Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:38 PM (vJiyU)

127 I watched an amazing video by Pilgims Pass on why SF is so religious. And he just drops truth bomb after truth bomb. A couple of interesting ones:

Our modern atheist elite are comfortable now talking about the Matrix and living in a simulation...but this is literally an ancient religious idea. So of course they are going to sound religious because they are talking about religion.

The reason there are always evil religious space empires? Because even the most die hard atheist can see that religion is a highly competitive, if not the most competitive, form of social organization from an evolutionary perspective

Many authors will expressly try to step away from Christian notions and have say a villain that is an intelligent, powerful entity from a dimension of darkness or decay but that is...Satan.

So many hits I can't call them all out...https://youtu.be/ub2KJPWjh2c

Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 10:39 PM (ibTVg)

128 The 8th day is gonna be lit up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2024 10:39 PM (4I/2K)

129 I lost a very wonderful friend of 55 years this morning. The place to find the next best pals is here!
I so love you guys!
Posted by: COMountainMarie


Likewise. And prayers for you both.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2024 10:39 PM (DgGvY)

130 There are republicans that live in DC? What, like 15?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Don't let it get under 10.
Posted by: Abraham,

What about the members of Congress who are Republican. That has to reduce the number of Republican voters to less than 5. Maybe 3.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:39 PM (ezhXT)

131 COMountain Marie -

A small fire has been lit.

The aroma of the smoke reminds one.

Posted by: Miklos at March 03, 2024 10:39 PM (v+0wn)

132 120
124
Rat
Great Minds an' all that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:40 PM (hOUT3)

133 Speaking of weed vs. Dope...

I think weed is less harmful....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:40 PM (V02eN)

134 So a DEI hire???

Of course, but since it's Chicago, she also Knew Somebody.

In the immortal words of a Chicago city employee decades ago:

"We don't want nobody that nobody sent."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:40 PM (YAtuc)

135 My pet peeve (lately) is "gifted"

So-and-so was "gifted" a new _________.

What happened to "given"?

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 10:41 PM (njWTi)

136 The beach I go to has no electrical outlets, so no place to plug in a guitar/amp. Surf music unlikely there. Generator noise would ruin the ambience.

Posted by: Beach Blanket Bongos at March 03, 2024 10:41 PM (V5BDR)

137 Several people immediately noticed that Massaro also claims that Russia will inevitably attack NATO if Russia wins in Ukraine.

One of the oddest parts of modern leftist though is that bad people do bad things just because they are bad.

Which is...insanity.

Most bad things that people do are for their own personal profit and a smaller number are things that they would argue are for "the greater good".

In Ukraine Vlad gains territory full of Russians and Russian supporting Ukrainians. What does he gain in going to war with say Poland?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 10:42 PM (ibTVg)

138 131

Miklos! Thank you sir! I knew you were out there somewhere...
Smiles...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:42 PM (V02eN)

139 Damn, everything is so spendy anymore
Posted by: JQ


AoS remains Affordable.

Posted by: Miklos, living on Grits the Occasional Red Eye Gravy at March 03, 2024 10:42 PM (v+0wn)

140 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~

More like the Horde has seen this movie way too many times!

Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:43 PM (vJiyU)

141 I'll have the fishstick on a cracker and the thimble-sized soft drink, please. Yes, a whole fishstick. Yes, the Super-Sized Jumbo meal. please.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2024 10:43 PM (4I/2K)

142 What does a Minnesotan accent sound like now that the state is Somalia colony?
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:36 PM (ezhXT)

Those buck tooth fuckers wont step foot outside the Twin Cities. Too many gun toting Scandiwetbacks in the land of 10,000 lakes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)

143 My pet peeve (lately) has been "zero dollars" It didn't exist as a term 30 years ago. It was an invention by Big Pharma to enslave us.

Posted by: Weekly Pill Organizer at March 03, 2024 10:44 PM (V5BDR)

144 In Ukraine Vlad gains territory full of Russians and Russian supporting Ukrainians. What does he gain in going to war with say Poland? Posted by: 18-1

A war with Joe Biden?

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:45 PM (ezhXT)

145 Miklos! Thank you sir! I knew you were out there somewhere...
Smiles...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Not easy to fold legs Presbyterian Budddhist style

Posted by: Miklos, prayerful at March 03, 2024 10:45 PM (v+0wn)

146 In Ukraine Vlad gains territory full of Russians and Russian supporting Ukrainians. What does he gain in going to war with say Poland?

Shame on you! Nikki Haley announced that Putin has already said that he will attack NATO if he wins in Ukraine!

The fact that he never actually said that is irrelevant - it is Her Truth.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:45 PM (YAtuc)

147 What does a Minnesotan accent sound like now that the state is Somalia colony?
Posted by: Lost in Space


Since they live in their own little enclaves and don't have much to do with the rest of us, it sounds the same as always if you're talking to a dude named Phil, and a whole lot different if you're talking to a dude named Omar.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2024 10:45 PM (DgGvY)

148 133 Speaking of weed vs. Dope...

I think weed is less harmful....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:40 PM (V02eN)

You are correct.

Sorry to hear about your friend.

That was a long friendship. May your memories be precious.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l)

149 The beach I go to has no electrical outlets, so no place to plug in a guitar/amp. Surf music unlikely there. Generator noise would ruin the ambience.
Posted by: Beach Blanket Bongos at March 03, 2024 10:41 PM (V5BDR)

Heh. Solar panels plus battery bank, plus inverter: run your standard guitar amps. Or hack together a preamp and mixing board to run on 12 volts, and feed the output into a big car stereo system. Blanco Basura could build it, i bet you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2024 10:47 PM (tkR6S)

150 140 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~

More like the Horde has seen this movie way too many times!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 03, 2024 10:43 PM (vJiyU)


Sort of like déjà vu all over again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:47 PM (hOUT3)

151 Those buck tooth fuckers wont step foot outside the Twin Cities. Too many gun toting Scandiwetbacks in the land of 10,000 lakes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)

Also, fish is Haram

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, austere bibulous scholar at March 03, 2024 10:47 PM (v+0wn)

152 Pictures i saw show people getting their toes sucked that were way too old to be students. These were clearly teachers getting their toes sucked by minors which is pedophilia.

The left: Why do you crazy conspiracy theory believing wingnuts call us pedos?!?

Also the left: Should we have not made high school kids suck our feet? Was that wrong? Should we not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of schools, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg)

153 149 The beach I go to has no electrical outlets, so no place to plug in a guitar/amp. Surf music unlikely there. Generator noise would ruin the ambience.
Posted by: Beach Blanket Bongos at March 03, 2024 10:41 PM (V5BDR)

Heh. Solar panels plus battery bank, plus inverter: run your standard guitar amps. Or hack together a preamp and mixing board to run on 12 volts, and feed the output into a big car stereo system. Blanco Basura could build it, i bet you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2024 10:47 PM (tkR6S)

So could we.

Posted by: Marshall Amplifiers & Hearing Aids International at March 03, 2024 10:49 PM (QXQ4l)

154 142 HA!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:49 PM (V02eN)

155 What does he gain in going to war with say Poland?

I would be more worried about the Baltic States - they were part of the USSR, and Estonia and Latvia have large Russian minority populations.

What makes is more problematic is that they also enjoy tweaking The Bear - Estonia has been toying with expelling Russian-speaking pensioners who have lived in Estonia their entire lives, because they can't pass an Estonian-language exam. (Narva, the third largest city in Estonia, is on the Russian border and is almost entirely Russian-speaking.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:49 PM (YAtuc)

156 DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!
This only demonstrates who Haley's actual base is.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (YAtuc)

Yep. But they're so entrenched they can't see it.

Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 10:50 PM (69JzL)

157 Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg)

Also the left, "Of course we did NOT tell the parents about this playful student-pupil fund-raiser because this is done all the time and no one has ever complained before..."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:51 PM (hOUT3)

158 148
Thanks MH...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:52 PM (V02eN)

159 Heh. Solar panels plus battery bank, plus inverter: run your standard guitar amps. Or hack together a preamp and mixing board to run on 12 volts, and feed the output into a big car stereo system. Blanco Basura could build it, i bet you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I was at such a party on an island off the coast of Naples FL (not Italy).

Gasoline generators for the band and refrigeration, propane for the cooking, grass skirt for me.

Posted by: Miklos is immune to Shame at March 03, 2024 10:52 PM (v+0wn)

160 Those buck tooth fuckers wont step foot outside the Twin Cities. Too many gun toting Scandiwetbacks in the land of 10,000 lakes. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Scandiwetbacks. My heritage and lineage has never been expressed with such precision. Plus guns, Walleyes, Duluth, and the Iron Range.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:52 PM (ezhXT)

161 DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!
This only demonstrates who Haley's actual base is.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2024 10:04 PM (YAtuc)
----
Yep. But they're so entrenched they can't see it.

Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 10:50 PM (69JzL)


Oh, they see it alright. They just don't care that WE see it.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2024 10:52 PM (emlEe)

162
Damn, everything is so spendy anymore
Posted by: JQ

AoS remains Affordable.
Posted by: Miklos, living on Grits


There is the occasional blog shrinkflation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2024 10:52 PM (63Dwl)

163 Heh. Solar panels plus battery bank, plus inverter: run your standard guitar amps. Or hack together a preamp and mixing board to run on 12 volts, and feed the output into a big car stereo system. Blanco Basura could build it, i bet you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2024 10:47 PM (tkR6S)

So could we.
Posted by: Marshall Amplifiers & Hearing Aids International at March 03, 2024 10:49 PM (QXQ4l)

Why go to all that trouble?

And I'll be back for you, later.

Posted by: Mr. Microphone at March 03, 2024 10:52 PM (0eaVi)

164 There is the occasional blog shrinkflation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2024 10:52 PM (63Dwl)


I WAS IN THE POOL!

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2024 10:53 PM (IFNME)

165 There is the occasional blog shrinkflation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


They have to fix the blown margins, though.

Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2024 10:53 PM (DgGvY)

166 >>> As far as I'm concerned with Washington D.C. the whole damn place can burn.
-----

I'm never so presumptuous to speak to God in a declarative manner about such things or to ask him in the manner of David. But when those rare west Atlantic hurricanes are going that way I humbly remind him that, up that way, he saved our asses once before.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 10:54 PM (0nHUB)

167 160 Those buck tooth fuckers wont step foot outside the Twin Cities. Too many gun toting Scandiwetbacks in the land of 10,000 lakes. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Scandiwetbacks. My heritage and lineage has never been expressed with such precision. Plus guns, Walleyes, Duluth, and the Iron Range.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:52 PM (ezhXT)


Ya der eh. Love northern MN.

And walleyes.

Posted by: Marshall Amplifiers & Hearing Aids International at March 03, 2024 10:55 PM (QXQ4l)

168 Off sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:55 PM (QXQ4l)

169 168 Off sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:55 PM (QXQ4l)


Hey, now you're getting it!

Posted by: Deer Creek High School faculty at March 03, 2024 10:57 PM (DTX3h)

170 152
Toes sucked...pedo...
Couldn't that be pedestrian? You know, walking and such...
Just thinking outside the box?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 10:57 PM (V02eN)

171 Spread the joy, spread the cheer,
ONT time now is here!

Okay, yeah, been here for a while, but i just got here.

#waves hello across the Rio Grande#

# dives into content #

Posted by: mindful webworker - as usual at March 03, 2024 10:57 PM (0QZAr)

172 CoMM. Please accept my sincere condolences for your loss.

Prayers up for you, of course. And for his family, as well.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2024 10:58 PM (e6UQI)

173 Scandiwetbacks. My heritage and lineage has never been expressed with such precision. Plus guns, Walleyes, Duluth, and the Iron Range.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:52 PM (ezhXT)


Ya der eh. Love northern MN.

And walleyes.
Posted by: Marshall Amplifiers & Hearing Aids International

More than a few of my family is buried there.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 10:59 PM (ezhXT)

174
And walleyes.


*POP*

Posted by: Miklos Fritz-Feld at March 03, 2024 11:00 PM (v+0wn)

175 169 168 Off sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:55 PM (QXQ4l)

Hey, now you're getting it!
Posted by: Deer Creek High School faculty at March 03, 2024 10:57 PM (DTX3h)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 11:00 PM (QXQ4l)

176 NIKKI HALEY WINS THE DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
Posted by: NeverTrumpers!

There are republicans that live in DC? What, like 15?
Posted by: nerdygirl

That's about right. The rest of the votes she got are from retarded Democrat voters that crossed over, thinking it would somehow help stop Trump.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2024 11:01 PM (ycI94)

177 Anyone that has an ancestor that was ever oppressed should not have to pay taxes. Does that sound fair?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 10:14 PM (ibTVg)

Got to have been oppressed in THIS country, though! So, you English can just suck it. Irish, Italians, Poles, Germans... you can all get extra deductions.

Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 11:01 PM (69JzL)

178 And I'll be back for you, later.
Posted by: Mr. Microphone

*waiting*

*like at least an hour*

Posted by: the Chicks at March 03, 2024 11:02 PM (v+0wn)

179 172 Jim

Thank you sir.
It's not even a complete ONT without you!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 11:02 PM (V02eN)

180 Nashwauk. Keewatin. If these mean something to you are a Ranger in spirit and quite possibly in body.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 11:03 PM (ezhXT)

181 I thought the correct AoS term was "icebacks".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 03, 2024 11:04 PM (llON8)

182 ***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

He who Snorts once, and well

Know de Wey, mes cheres

Posted by: late Nite Poetry lessons with Uncle Miklos at March 03, 2024 11:05 PM (v+0wn)

183 I can't wait to see what The Bulwark says Monday about Nikki's crushing DC victory. They were a little harsh with her earlier:

Nikki Haley Hates Her Voters and It’s Weird. She keeps pretending that she’s the choice of True Republicans, when her coalition is made up of Dems, independents, Never Trumpers, and “the elites.”

You know the old adage about dancing with the one that brung you? Nikki Haley is living by the opposite ethos: She’s constantly dissing her actual voters and pretending that her “real” supporters are the people lining up to vote for Trump.

Her best showings—in New Hampshire and South Carolina—are powered by independents and crossover Democrats. When you look at the exit polling you see that she does best with moderates, urbanites, and people with college or graduate degrees.

And yet Haley spends most of her time trashing this voting coalition. She’s not a Never Trumper! She hates the Democrats! She’s fighting against the elites in her high heels because it hurts more when you curb-stomp the socialists or whatever!

Haley does this weird thing where she pretends that her real support comes from True American MAGA types.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 03, 2024 11:05 PM (ycI94)

184 Sorry to hear you lost your friend COMM. I have no soothing words. It hurts, and its going to hurt. Because you loved them.

In the end it's a good thing, but it sure sucks going through it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 03, 2024 11:05 PM (dZVON)

185 Rhode Island has a total land area of approximately 776,960 acres.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 11:06 PM (0nHUB)

186 Texas: One (1,000,000) million acres burned to the ground. I'm not going to say where's Joey. Fuck Joey.

Here's some pictures:
https://tinyurl.com/2uecy66r

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 11:06 PM (0nHUB)

187 These were clearly teachers getting their toes sucked by minors which is pedophilia.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 03, 2024 10:20 PM (xw1WS)

And podophilia.

Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 11:06 PM (69JzL)

188 Tomorrow ND selects its GOP delegates. Will Haley get BIG MO (momentum) from her DC win today?

If this was a quiz show, mnw could win a trip to Hawaii!

Posted by: mnw at March 03, 2024 11:06 PM (NLIak)

189 Anyone that has an ancestor that was ever oppressed should not have to pay taxes. Does that sound fair?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 10:14 PM (ibTVg)
----

Got to have been oppressed in THIS country, though! So, you English can just suck it. Irish, Italians, Poles, Germans... you can all get extra deductions.
Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 11:01 PM (69JzL)


Quit givin' 'em ideas! Gender and Racial Equity Personal Income Tax Returns.

If you're black and make 100K, you get back 50K. If you're white and make 40K, you still owe 60K. I'm not going to bother getting into the gender income exclusions.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2024 11:07 PM (emlEe)

190 The cost of cleaning up after the stunt, which was intended to draw attention to Climate Change, has already exceeded $50,000,”

Windex & roll of paper towels-- $5.49
Gov't employee to wipe up powder-- $49,999

Posted by: mindful webworker - I'll do it for half that at March 03, 2024 11:07 PM (0QZAr)

191 ***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

----
He who Snorts once, and well

Know de Wey, mes cheres

Posted by: late Nite Poetry lessons with Uncle Miklos at March 03, 2024 11:05 PM (v+0wn)


And here I'm thinkin' Mis Hum has got to stop hanging out with Hunter Biden.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2024 11:09 PM (emlEe)

192 Windex & roll of paper towels-- $5.49
Gov't employee to wipe up powder-- $49,999
Posted by: mindful webworker

We will spend the difference on gourmet meals for the J6 prisoners.

Posted by: DC and Capitol Police at March 03, 2024 11:11 PM (v+0wn)

193 Dinner tonight was an herbed pork tenderloin, cooked in the crockpot with baby red potatoes, baby carrots, and mushrooms, in a quart of chicken broth. It was yummy. And plenty left over for tomorrow, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2024 11:11 PM (tkR6S)

194 the “unintended immune response” was “created by a glitch.”

Unintended? Riiight.

Trust the glitchers.

Posted by: mindful webworker - unvaxxed, unboosted, unharmed at March 03, 2024 11:11 PM (0QZAr)

195 Nikki Haley Hates Her Voters and It’s Weird. She keeps pretending that she’s the choice of True Republicans, when her coalition is made up of Dems, independents, Never Trumpers, and “the elites.”

...

Haley does this weird thing where she pretends that her real support comes from True American MAGA types.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 03, 2024 11:05 PM (ycI94)


Nikki Haley always promptly pays her Gaslight bill.

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2024 11:13 PM (emlEe)

196 Rhode Island has a total land area of approximately 776,960 acres.
Posted by: Braenyard

And?

Posted by: Beautiful and Sexy large ladies at March 03, 2024 11:13 PM (v+0wn)

197 How much has Nikki blown through so far? $75 Million, or so? Is her plan to be hanging around if by some miracle Trump is put in Supermax? Anyone still funding her? She's approaching Jeb! levels of failure and mediocrity.

Posted by: p at March 03, 2024 11:13 PM (V5BDR)

198 What a fvcking ripoff, eh Fabulous?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 03, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)


Yep, pretty spendy.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)

199 196 Rhode Island has a total land area of approximately 776,960 acres.
Posted by: Braenyard

And?

Posted by: Beautiful and Sexy large ladies
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Read the next entry.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 11:14 PM (0nHUB)

200 And?
Posted by: Beautiful and Sexy large ladies at March 03, 2024 11:13 PM (v+0wn)

Lots of ginger chicks.


What lay brown eggs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2024 11:16 PM (tkR6S)

201 My ancestors have never been slaves they just slaughtered us.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 11:16 PM (0nHUB)

202 tentacles inside his mouth

Please tell me they were still alive & wiggling!

Posted by: mindful webworker - calamari clog at March 03, 2024 11:16 PM (0QZAr)

203 Mr. Microphone was key to my success with the ladies. It's very rare that a lovely lass is not turned on by public catcalls.

Posted by: Ricardo Romantico at March 03, 2024 11:17 PM (V5BDR)

204 184 BB

Thank you. Yes it hurts, but I can take solace in having had this wonderful friend for so long in my life.
Come December, I will think of him all month, as we were always friends in Zappa🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 11:17 PM (V02eN)

205 202 tentacles inside his mouth

Please tell me they were still alive & wiggling!

Posted by: mindful webworker - calamari clog
-----------------------

Prolly why the wouldn't go down. That squid was holding on.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 11:18 PM (0nHUB)

206 Here's an accurate, short summary of ALL polls taken so far:

Whoever wins MI will be the next POTUS. Period, the end.

If you know that, it saves you a ton of sifting through polls every day.

Posted by: mnw at March 03, 2024 11:18 PM (NLIak)

207 In the Middle East they took more slaves from Africa in then the Americas did.

Why aren't there a bunch of black people then in the Arab states?

Because the Muslims often castrated male slaves and every so often exterminated all of them to make sure they did not have any slave revolts

Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 11:18 PM (ibTVg)

208 NIKKI HALEY WINS THE DC REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!
Posted by: NeverTrumpers!


THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR TRUMP!

NIKKI HALEY IS THE PRINCIPLED REPUBLICAN I FANTASIZE ABOUT WHILE WATCHING MY WIFE BE PLEASURED BY THE LOCAL HBCU FOOTBALL TEAM!

Posted by: David French at March 03, 2024 11:19 PM (5fDan)

209 My pet peeve (lately) is "gifted"
So-and-so was "gifted" a new _________.
What happened to "given"?
Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 10:41 PM (njWTi)


I know, the correct term is "vergiftet"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2024 11:19 PM (D7oie)

210 tentacles inside his mouth

I mean really who hasn't?

Oh sorry TENTACLES like an octopus not the other things.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 03, 2024 11:19 PM (ibTVg)

211 a whole lot different if you're talking to a dude named Omar.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2024 10:45 PM (DgGvY)

And different yet if it's a chick named Omar.

Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 11:19 PM (69JzL)

212 tentacles inside his mouth

Please tell me they were still alive & wiggling!
Posted by: mindful webworker - calamari clog at March 03, 2024 11:16 PM (0QZAr)

That's hot! Oh. tentacles. Never mind.

Posted by: Pete Bootygag at March 03, 2024 11:20 PM (tkR6S)

213 "We work very closely with state and local law enforcement to ensure that individuals who pose a threat to safety are indeed the highest priority"

That is so clear. Bring 'em on in, give them money, and turn them loose on America. They are the highest priority.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 03, 2024 11:20 PM (w6EFb)

214 189 Anyone that has an ancestor that was ever oppressed should not have to pay taxes. Does that sound fair?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 10:14 PM (ibTVg

Man am I owed some more money!

Posted by: Piper at March 03, 2024 11:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

215 "It's not about the money."

- Terrence Howard

Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2024 11:21 PM (Bf+P4)

216 I've been looking at solar for our nascent homestead on El Rancho Blaster.

Prices have been coming down - it was about $2-3/watt a year or so ago. Some of it I have gotten a little better at pricing a system, but now its closer to .50/watt. Still not cheap.

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2024 11:21 PM (IFNME)

217 Catcalls and wolf whistles are both effective lady-bait, but it's weird that cats and wolves are such different animals.

Posted by: Hey, Baby! at March 03, 2024 11:21 PM (V5BDR)

218 Bought a LUMINAR WORK 1000 Lumen LED Work Light at Harbor Fright.
It's going back tomorrow.
After about 15 minutes it began to flicker then settled on about 70% brightness.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 11:22 PM (0nHUB)

219 If Mayorkas didn't exist, Trump would have to invent him!

Worth his weight in gold, he is.

Posted by: mnw at March 03, 2024 11:22 PM (NLIak)

220 206 Here's an accurate, short summary of ALL polls taken so far:

Whoever wins MI will be the next POTUS. Period, the end.

If you know that, it saves you a ton of sifting through polls every day.

Posted by: mnw at March 03, 2024 11:18 PM (NLIak)


Whoever is SCORED as winner, you mean.

Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2024 11:23 PM (IFNME)

221 Bought a LUMINAR WORK 1000 Lumen LED Work Light at Harbor Fright.
It's going back tomorrow.
After about 15 minutes it began to flicker then settled on about 70% brightness.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 11:22 PM (0nHUB)


Damn. We even have luminescent shrinkflation!

Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2024 11:24 PM (emlEe)

222 NO, I SAID what I meant.

Posted by: mnw at March 03, 2024 11:24 PM (NLIak)

223 Nikki Haley is the Republican we need now the Mitch has announced he career is sunsetting.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 11:25 PM (ezhXT)

224 Catcalls and wolf whistles are both effective lady-bait, but it's weird that cats and wolves are such different animals.
Posted by: Hey, Baby!

youtube.com/watch?v=xRUY5gGMM7Y

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 11:25 PM (njWTi)

225 214
No kidding!
I'm both Irish AND German!
I need some of those sweet, sweet reparations...
Sayyy...what if I claim to be Black Irish....?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 11:25 PM (V02eN)

226 Catcalls and wolf whistles are both effective lady-bait, but it's weird that cats and wolves are such different animals.

Queue the NYT reporter that wrote a story about how terrible then men that catcalled her were and then later wrote another story about missing being catcalled...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2024 11:26 PM (ibTVg)

227 There will soon by an updated advisory by the Biden EPA regarding how many lumens per day we will be allowed to consume.That 70% brightness might well be as high as you are allowed to go.

Posted by: For Your Own Good! at March 03, 2024 11:27 PM (V5BDR)

228 tentacles inside his mouth

Please tell me they were still alive & wiggling!
Posted by: mindful webworker - calamari clog at March 03, 2024 11:16 PM (0QZAr)

Unnnhh....

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 03, 2024 11:28 PM (ufFY8)

229 Rhode Island has a total land area of approximately 776,960 acres.
Posted by: Braenyard

And?
Posted by: Beautiful and Sexy large ladies at March 03, 2024 11:13 PM (v+0wn)

Hey! It's the ONT! He doesn't have to have a point!

Posted by: GWB at March 03, 2024 11:28 PM (69JzL)

230 The number of vinyl album covers with naked chicks on them has surprised me. Perhaps I am naïve.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2024 11:29 PM (lhenN)

231 Bought a LUMINAR WORK 1000 Lumen LED Work Light at Harbor Fright. It's going back tomorrow. After about 15 minutes it began to flicker then settled on about 70% brightness.
Posted by: Braenyard

It seems like just yesterday when I bought the best pig iron Chinese hatchet on the planet in Hope, British Columbia.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 11:29 PM (ezhXT)

232 Dragon launch was successful, docking with ISS in 26h or so.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2024 11:31 PM (ufFY8)

233 The number of vinyl album covers with naked chicks on them has surprised me. Perhaps I am naïve.

Um this surprises you?!?

Posted by: Men everywhere looking at art of all sorts with naked women in it at March 03, 2024 11:31 PM (ibTVg)

234 Posted by: Hey, Baby!

youtube.com/watch?v=xRUY5gGMM7Y

Posted by: JQ
----------------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nLFHUIl9o4

Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 11:33 PM (0nHUB)

235 It seems like just yesterday when I bought the best pig iron Chinese hatchet on the planet in Hope, British Columbia.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 11:29 PM (ezhXT)

I have been to Yale, B.C. It is just beyond Hope.

Posted by: Pete Bootygag at March 03, 2024 11:34 PM (tkR6S)

236 oof! Off, Bootygag sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2024 11:34 PM (tkR6S)

237 If you go to YouTube and enter "catcalling," you'll see that the perps are overwhelmingly AA.

So, isn't it sort of rayciss! to be so offended by it? Imposing your own set of norms on another culture?

I think it's sort of low rent, & that's the end of it.

Posted by: mnw at March 03, 2024 11:37 PM (NLIak)

238 Why doesn't Terrence Howard simply change his last name to Biden? Poof! Tax charges disappear

Posted by: Stacy0311 at March 03, 2024 11:39 PM (KdYSA)

239 I lost a friend of over 50 years last October and still haven't worked up the nerve to look at our old text messages.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 03, 2024 11:41 PM (RIvkX)

240 Is that Brad Pitt at the top on the surfboard, or is it someone who looks just like Pitt did when Pitt was young?

Posted by: mnw at March 03, 2024 11:41 PM (NLIak)

241 Another Bidenomics miracle!

Sony just laid off nearly 1,000 Playstation workers amid major struggling in the gaming industry

NBC News
@NBCNews
Microsoft will lay off roughly 1,900 people in its gaming division, according to a company memo.



Posted by: Tyrannosaurus Wrecks at March 03, 2024 11:45 PM (FVME7)

242 >Um this surprises you?!?

I was on an image message board, and in 2007 someone posted a thread "naked album covers" and people had been contributing ever since. It is too long to read in one setting. All of these albums are from 1960-1980 about.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2024 11:47 PM (lhenN)

243 239

I get it. What will always stay in my head is how my buddy and I would greet each other on the phone. I'll never forget his voice...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 03, 2024 11:47 PM (V02eN)

244 Remarkably, Expedition Bigfoot, after 4 seasons, still hasn't found any solid evidence that Bigfoot exists. I'm chalking it up to bad luck.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 11:49 PM (ezhXT)

245 Bought a LUMINAR WORK 1000 Lumen LED Work Light at Harbor Fright.
It's going back tomorrow.
After about 15 minutes it began to flicker then settled on about 70% brightness.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2024 11:22 PM (0nHUB)

I have two stainless steel hanging LED tube fixtures over workbenches here. They look like the old 4 foot two-lamp hanging fluorescents of yore. Cost 15 bucks each at WalMart a couple of years ago. No problems at all, and they are very bright, no flicker. Was just looking at LED fixtures on WalMart and Amazon. Can get an 8-pack of 21000 lumen 150 watt LED high bay fixtures for about $300. Might think about that for my big shop at home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2024 11:51 PM (tkR6S)

246 SCOTUS likely to rule tomorrow morning on state attempts to keep Trump off the ballot.

Posted by: mnw at March 03, 2024 11:52 PM (NLIak)

247 244 Remarkably, Expedition Bigfoot, after 4 seasons, still hasn't found any solid evidence that Bigfoot exists. I'm chalking it up to bad luck.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 11:49 PM


I am pretty sure that Bigfoot has been hiding on Oak Island.

He uses old timbers to shore up his hidden tunnels.

My theory is definitely proven, as evidenced by all of the old timbers they keep finding on the island.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 03, 2024 11:53 PM (HlyYF)

248 They say I have Blue Eyes because of the Vikings.

Sweden Got moneys?

Posted by: Aggrieved multicultural genetic Miklos at March 03, 2024 10:23 PM (v+0wn)

*points to Norway*

Posted by: Sweden at March 03, 2024 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

249 They say I have Blue Eyes because of the Vikings.

Sweden Got moneys?

Posted by: Aggrieved multicultural genetic Miklos at March 03, 2024 10:23 PM (v+0wn)

*points to Norway*

Posted by: Sweden at March 03, 2024 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

*points to Denmark*

Posted by: Norway at March 03, 2024 11:58 PM (w6EFb)

250 Oh, my! Temu.com has LED high bay lamps starting at about nine bucks each, with free shipping.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2024 11:59 PM (tkR6S)

251 The Star Trek episode 'banned' for 34 years after it boldly ventured into the world of politics by predicting Ireland would unify in 2024

https://tinyurl.com/msjdcxcm

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #01 at March 04, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)

252 So by the time I get caught up on comments, it's time for me to log out. So it goes. And here I go.

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - back after sunrise at March 04, 2024 12:01 AM (0QZAr)

253 Remarkably, Expedition Bigfoot, after 4 seasons, still hasn't found any solid evidence that Bigfoot exists. I'm chalking it up to bad luck.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 03, 2024 11:49 PM (ezhXT)


Like Nikki Haley and Republican votes. Except Haley's funding is running out.

The Hunt for Bigfoot has better ratings than Nikki Haley's Hunt For Republican Votes. Who knew?

Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2024 12:01 AM (emlEe)

254 I gonna' make a salad, maybe everybody will be back from their Saturday, wait it's Sunday Where the heck is everybody?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 12:04 AM (0nHUB)

255 240 Is that Brad Pitt at the top on the surfboard, or is it someone who looks just like Pitt did when Pitt was young?

Posted by: mnw
------------

It looks like a photoshop.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 12:06 AM (0nHUB)

256 'Cash for care jobs' scandal EXPOSED: Vulnerable UK patients are being looked after by unqualified migrants as rogue fixers charge up to £20,000 for '100% success rate' in getting work visas, undercover probe reveals

https://mol.im/a/13152411

Well we are going to arm some of our illegal aliens and make them lord it over actual citizens -- see California, Illinois which are making policemen out of illegal aliens.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #02 at March 04, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

257 I gonna' make a salad, maybe everybody will be back from their Saturday, wait it's Sunday Where the heck is everybody?
Posted by: Braenyard

Makin "pasta salad"

Posted by: Darleen calls it "doing a ronini" at March 04, 2024 12:08 AM (v+0wn)

258 Evening.

Terrence Howard is a hack. Wesley Snipes didn't pay his taxes and did his time like a man. Howard is just a whiney pussy.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2024 12:08 AM (1Yy3c)

259 I'm so fed up with Mayorkas' lies and evasions -- I cannot stand even five seconds of him speaking. KJP, maybe ten seconds.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 04, 2024 12:09 AM (6HS1w)

260 One woman, 20, is dead and 12 are hurt after planned mass shooting at West Point, Mississippi, nightclub: Police hunt for suspect who ran into woods

https://mol.im/a/13153139

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #03 at March 04, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)

261 So here's a video featuring a couple of actors from the now infamous Glasgow Wonka event.

https://tinyurl.com/bddydjpp

Link goes to Facebook.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2024 12:09 AM (1Yy3c)

262 Combo gub/politics comment:

Buy all the Turkish 1911 and Browning HP clones that you can right now. They are an incredible value. Look for Tisas, Girsan, and SDS Imports. Buds Gun Shop is an online retailer I can recommend.
Turkey has been straddling the fence between Washington and Moscow for a while now, and I can see imports of sporting arms and ammo being shut down to punish Turkey and coincidentally hurt American gun owners, just like it was done to China and Russia.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2024 12:10 AM (CFtGR)

263 255 BY

I can't believe there could be anyone that looks that much like him. Gotta be him-- 20-25 years ago.

I'm out, btw.

Nytol

Posted by: mnw at March 04, 2024 12:11 AM (NLIak)

264 Been scrolling upthread for a bit. {{COMM}}I am so sorry about your friend. Lucky friend to be loved by you for so many years. Prayers and peaceful wishes.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2024 12:11 AM (Sgq8y)

265 Army National Guard suspends reenlistment bonuses

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nh9sx

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #04 at March 04, 2024 12:11 AM (qfLjt)

266 *points to Norway*

Posted by: Sweden at March 03, 2024 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

*points to Denmark*

These are all towns in South Carolina, on the same Train line. Denmark is the Amtrak and freight center.

Posted by: Miklos Knows Things at March 04, 2024 12:11 AM (v+0wn)

267 Posted by: Sweden at March 03, 2024 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

*points to Denmark*

Posted by: Norway
-------------------

There is nothing like a Dane...
Nothing...like a....Dane......

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 12:12 AM (0nHUB)

268 258 Evening.

Terrence Howard is a hack. Wesley Snipes didn't pay his taxes and did his time like a man. Howard is just a whiney pussy.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2024 12:08 AM


The Marvel movies were the most successful movie franchise ever - by a large margin. I suspect there must have been some smart people involved at the start.

Howard was tossed from the role of Rhodey after the first Iron Man. I suspect multiple people figured out he was a flake and a poser.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2024 12:12 AM (HlyYF)

269 One woman, 20, is dead and 12 are hurt after planned mass shooting at West Point, Mississippi, nightclub: Police hunt for suspect who ran into woods

https://mol.im/a/13153139
Posted by: Ciampino

I am guessing albinos or Presbyterians

Posted by: Miklos hazards Guesses at March 04, 2024 12:14 AM (v+0wn)

270 260 One woman, 20, is dead and 12 are hurt after planned mass shooting at West Point, Mississippi, nightclub: Police hunt for suspect who ran into woods

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #03 at March 04, 2024 12:09 AM


Release the hounds!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 04, 2024 12:14 AM (HlyYF)

271 Jordan is asking for more water after trashing the Israelis for nearly 5 months, and downplaying 10/7.

https://tinyurl.com/4myk88t8

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #05 at March 04, 2024 12:14 AM (qfLjt)

272 And in other news I watched Clear Abd Present Sanger for the first time since I saw it in theaters. I think.

Not entirely sure.

Anyway, it sucked. Convoluted plot with ill defined character motivations. At one point Harrison Ford was going to protect a vicious drug lord against his scheming underling because...who knows. Henry Czerny, who was fantastic, schemes to do a little South American adventurism because...eh, just cause.

It wasn't entirely bad, it had good moments, but the movie made little sense. It felt overlong, unbalanced, and poorly thought out.

Posted by: Robert at March 04, 2024 12:15 AM (1Yy3c)

273 Army National Guard suspends reenlistment bonuses
https://tinyurl.com/mr3nh9sx
Posted by: Ciampino

Makes perfect sense to me. Too many of the "wrong" people are in the Guard. Just one more way to weaken the armed forces.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2024 12:17 AM (CFtGR)

274 260 One woman, 20, is dead and 12 are hurt after planned mass shooting at West Point, Mississippi, nightclub: Police hunt for suspect who ran into woods

https://mol.im/a/13153139

Posted by: Ciampino
-------------------------

Sounds like hamas planning.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 12:19 AM (0nHUB)

275 G'nite, y'all. Hope it is a good week for everyone.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 04, 2024 12:22 AM (V8he0)

276 JQ, I clicked on your Hey Baby expecting this


https://youtu.be/40CexXCbtWk?si=3WS_j3OJo1QUrZ3D

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2024 12:29 AM (Sgq8y)

277 Well, I just ordered a Gaialoop red dot from Amazon. Had been warned they were out of stock, we'll see.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2024 12:30 AM (tkR6S)

278 TWO LAUNCHES TOMORROW

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Transporter 10
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA
March 4th at 3:50 p.m. ET


https://tinyurl.com/5n7x2xzv

____________________

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-41
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS
March 4th at 6:44 p.m. ET


https://tinyurl.com/4aujm2uv

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #06 at March 04, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)

279 As far as I'm concerned with Washington D.C. the whole damn place can burn.

-------------

Old & Busted: "Kill It Before It Multiplies."
New Hotness: "Nuke It Before It Multiplies."

It's the only way to be sure.

"A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 04, 2024 12:33 AM (S/101)

280 264 DDS

So wonderful to hear from you ❤
We don't often cross paths-I'm usually out before you check in...
Thank you for your thoughts, and I hope all is well with you!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2024 12:34 AM (V02eN)

281 JQ, I clicked on your Hey Baby expecting this
https://youtu.be/40CexXCbtWk
--------

Haha, Debby, that one slipped my mind!

{{DDS}}

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 12:35 AM (njWTi)

282 I lost a friend of over 50 years last October and still haven't worked up the nerve to look at our old text messages.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
------

I know the feeling. A good friend, and I often wonder if there are people who never have had a good friend, died. Same deal, I had known him since he was a college student, so 50+ years.

His only relatives live 500+ miles away, so I became the contact point for handling many of the material aspects of his estate. At any rate, one day the mortuary called and said, 'You can come by and pick up your friend's clothes'. Not my best day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2024 12:37 AM (XeU6L)

283 Kamala Harris breaks from Biden and calls Gaza Strip a 'humanitarian catastrophe' and said a ceasefire must happen to end the 'suffering'

https://mol.im/a/13152447

First the feral hogs must be culled!!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #07 at March 04, 2024 12:39 AM (qfLjt)

284 Nikki Haley says she's not bound by the Republican National Committee pledge to endorse Trump because it's 'not the same RNC'

https://mol.im/a/13151739

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #08 at March 04, 2024 12:41 AM (qfLjt)

285 I'm sorry, I am tired of being nice tonight, Kamal can go fuck herself!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2024 12:41 AM (Sgq8y)

286 Well my awesome friends, it's been a very emotional day for me, so I better check out. Thanks to all for friendship and condolences. You guys are the best!

God’s guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest… doesn’t show everything at once… but gives enough light for the next step to be safe. Good night!” — Unknown

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2024 12:41 AM (V02eN)

287 G'night, Marie. {{hugs!}}

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 12:42 AM (njWTi)

288 Debby, I agree... VeepThroat can STFD and STFU. She's such a stupid bint.

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 12:44 AM (njWTi)

289 I'm sorry, I am tired of being nice tonight, Kamal can go fuck herself!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2024 12:41 AM (Sgq8y)

Gooood, use your anger.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2024 12:44 AM (VwHCD)

290 ...let the hate flow through you...

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 12:45 AM (njWTi)

291 Nikki can STFU too. Grrrr

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 12:47 AM (njWTi)

292 JQ, I clicked on your Hey Baby expecting this



I expected this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ync7jflOzuA

Posted by: Miklos could Shag back in the Day at March 04, 2024 12:47 AM (v+0wn)

293 Gooood, use your anger.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2024 12:44 AM (VwHCD)

290 ...let the hate flow through you...
Posted by: JQ

I let my hate flow by setting fire to things, and letting them burn slowly.

Posted by: Miklos makes Traditional 24 hour BBQ, smoked fish too at March 04, 2024 12:51 AM (v+0wn)

294 I duinno, Miklos, I was actually expecting something like Mannix's "this perky farmer girl is not appropriately dressed for posing in a stubble field . . . "

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2024 12:51 AM (D7oie)

295 His only relatives live 500+ miles away, so I became the contact point for handling many of the material aspects of his estate. At any rate, one day the mortuary called and said, 'You can come by and pick up your friend's clothes'. Not my best day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2024 12:37 AM (XeU6L)

Glad you popped in tonight, Mike. My friend, our lurker Osprey is flying to the Carolinas tomorrow to attend to chores relating to the estate of his late stepmother in Saluda. He will be there for the week, and would like to touch base with you, if possible. The estate includes a lot of vintage tools accumulated by his father (also deceased). I think you would enjoy meeting him, Osprey that is. I thought I had your email, but cannot find it right now. If you could send me an email, I could give you his cell number. He said cell coverage at the family home there is spotty, but voicemail will work. My email has not changed since we last were in touch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2024 12:53 AM (tkR6S)

296 I was actually expecting something like Mannix's "this perky farmer girl is not appropriately dressed for posing in a stubble field . . . "
Posted by: Kindltot

This would be Entirely Acceptable.

Posted by: Miklos is open to Ideas at March 04, 2024 12:54 AM (v+0wn)

297 Well my awesome friends, it's been a very emotional day for me, so I better check out. Thanks to all for friendship and condolences. You guys are the best!

God’s guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest… doesn’t show everything at once… but gives enough light for the next step to be safe. Good night!” — Unknown
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2024 12:41 AM (V02eN)

Please accept my condolences, too, on the loss of your great friend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2024 12:54 AM (tkR6S)

298 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

If I can help, I will

Posted by: Miklos lives close by at March 04, 2024 12:55 AM (v+0wn)

299 I let my hate flow by setting fire to things, and letting them burn slowly.
Posted by: Miklos
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I need to build a firepit in the back yard. Would be nice to sit out there on cool evenings, with roaring fire & maybe toast marshmallows...

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 12:56 AM (njWTi)

300 AOP - Okay, let me see if I can scare up your email address.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2024 01:01 AM (XeU6L)

301 I need to build a firepit in the back yard. Would be nice to sit out there on cool evenings, with roaring fire & maybe toast marshmallows...
Posted by: JQ

And Communists

Posted by: Miklos suggests at March 04, 2024 01:01 AM (v+0wn)

302 I need to build a firepit in the back yard. Would be nice to sit out there on cool evenings, with roaring fire & maybe toast marshmallows...
Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 12:56 AM (njWTi)

You know what makes an awesome outdoor fireplace? Get the stainless steel drum from an old front-loader washer or clothes dryer. Bust off any attached gadgets, and use it. Plenty of airholes, and being stainless, develops a dark patina, but will not rust away, and big enough to have a nice warming fire for 4 to 6 people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2024 01:03 AM (tkR6S)

303 and big enough to have a nice warming fire for 4 to 6 people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Now see?

We can have nice things.

Posted by: Miklos , rejoicing on the banks of the Saluda River at March 04, 2024 01:05 AM (v+0wn)

304 Great idea, AOP!

I actually do have a stainless washer tub. From a top loader. I use it for washing Mass Quantities of berries/fruit LOL

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 01:07 AM (njWTi)

305 Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for a evening.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Stuff Jefferson Said, Vol. III

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2024 01:09 AM (CFtGR)

306 AOP - You (possibly) have mail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2024 01:18 AM (XeU6L)

307

Miklosian listenings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vruy2GRUsV8

Posted by: Miklos ses OWW in the accepted James Brown style at March 04, 2024 01:18 AM (v+0wn)

308 Wait...is there a Waffle House in Saluda?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2024 01:20 AM (XeU6L)

309 AOP - You (possibly) have mail.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

The State Troopers have been informed.

Posted by: Miklos wonders them immigrant out-of-staters at March 04, 2024 01:21 AM (v+0wn)

310 Instead of using my berry-basket for a fire-ring, I was thinking of just stacking some wall block in a big circle out there. Maybe 2 layers high? 3, if I dig it into the ground a little... neighbors are talking about getting rid of some of their blocks.

Plenty of wood left over from tree removals. And some more, regular firewood, to get from Dad's place.

Posted by: JQ at March 04, 2024 01:21 AM (njWTi)

311 Knew a fellow that had a round firepit in his den. It was brick, a little less than waist high and about foot thick. The pit was about 4 foot in diameter. It had a round hood over the top high enough not to get in the way.
Don't remember how he regulated the draft. But it was cool.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 01:22 AM (0nHUB)

312
The State Troopers have been informed.
Posted by: Miklos
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Those woosies? Let me know when SLED has been alerted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2024 01:22 AM (XeU6L)

313 Wait...is there a Waffle House in Saluda?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Saluda is at the tail end of Lake Murray.

Ax Darleen.

Posted by: Miklos gets some peace and quiet sometimes at March 04, 2024 01:23 AM (v+0wn)

314 Those woosies? Let me know when SLED has been alerted.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

They have been, bubba

Posted by: Henruh McMastuh, da Guvna at March 04, 2024 01:24 AM (v+0wn)

315 James Brown & Luciano Pavarotti:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOzV7I14keM

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 01:27 AM (0nHUB)

316 AOP - You (possibly) have mail.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2024 01:18 AM (XeU6L)

Bingo! Reply sent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2024 01:31 AM (tkR6S)

317 Just got word that my niece is getting married in Victoria, B.C. on Bastille Day. Guess I will have to go.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2024 01:32 AM (tkR6S)

318 Yeah, about that Bers, I am so fucking mad that I misspelled Kamala's name, that is how fucking mad I am, and I never worked in a hat factory back in my very old days.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2024 01:34 AM (Sgq8y)

319
Bingo! Reply sent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Got it, and replied.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2024 01:34 AM (XeU6L)

320 James Brown, North Sea Concert, 1981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Hb8KE5CWs

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 01:39 AM (0nHUB)

321 Today would have been James Brown’s 88th birthday. The legendary singer, songwriter and performer was born on May 3, 1933 in Barnwell, South Carolina but moved with his family to Augusta, Georgia at an early age.

Brown would go on to become one of the greatest entertainers of all time as well as a towering figure in soul music, as the moniker Godfather of Soul suggests, and a progenitor of funk. As a key figure in American music, Brown’s later career saw him in the ambassador role, spreading the genres he helped create to an international audience. In the second half of the 20th century, there weren’t many locales that carried more of an international air than The Hague.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 01:43 AM (0nHUB)

322 Well, getting on for midnight here, and I am sleepy. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2024 01:43 AM (tkR6S)

323 'night

Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2024 01:51 AM (0nHUB)

324 James Brown & Luciano Pavarotti:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOzV7I14keM
Posted by: Braenyard

The look of confusion on Pavarotti's face is.... Priceless

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, tres amusee at March 04, 2024 01:51 AM (v+0wn)

325 3 WOOT, MHSUONT YAY!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 03, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

Ha!

Posted by: m at March 04, 2024 02:03 AM (o3SCB)

326 Night Horde, night AOP, the time has come for me to surrender to sleep. COMM had it right tonight when she said the this Horde is composed of the best people.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2024 02:07 AM (Sgq8y)

327 Nikki Haley wins her first republican primary by 65% Super tuesday next.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 04, 2024 02:12 AM (Ga5sV)

328 WOOT, MHSUONT YAY!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

This One gets its-hay it-nay

Posted by: Iklos-May at March 04, 2024 02:18 AM (v+0wn)

329 Toe sucking? Yes, toe sucking.

That could get one into a jam...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 02:23 AM (ynpvh)

330 Hi Debby.
Night Debby.
Sorry I wasn't here earler.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 02:24 AM (ynpvh)

331 Night Debby.
Sorry I wasn't here earler.
Posted by: jim

I kept the seat warm

Posted by: Earl at March 04, 2024 02:25 AM (v+0wn)

332 327 Nikki Haley wins her first republican primary by 65% Super tuesday next.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 04, 2024 02:12 AM (Ga5sV)

Oh shit! I vote on Tuesday, haven't looked at ANY of the props. Well, there's always Monday, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 02:25 AM (ynpvh)

333 331 Night Debby.
Sorry I wasn't here earler.
Posted by: jim

I kept the seat warm

Posted by: Earl at March 04, 2024 02:25 AM (v+0wn)

Domo arigato, Mista Miklo...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 02:26 AM (ynpvh)

334 Domo arigato, Mista Miklo...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

wax on

Posted by: Mr. Miklos Miyagi at March 04, 2024 02:28 AM (v+0wn)

335 Searched for results of the repub primaries of 2024...
Wiki has a legend with Niki in RED, the Don in Blue, and lists her first in that Legend.
https://tinyurl.com/mrcrrkz5

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 02:28 AM (ynpvh)

336 https://tinyurl.com/2s4cbvue
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 02:29 AM (fwDg9)

337 110 An article at PJMedia says that woman was a traffic judge in the recent past, but lately has been working cases related to tax law
Posted by: Don Black at March 03, 2024 10:34 PM (oCjPU)

Thanks!
The .gov sites did not make it easy to find this information.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2024 02:31 AM (o3SCB)

338 so let me get this straight...Michican is worth 16 repub primary delegates, but DC is worth 19...

DC is a closed primary, so that means the CoC-sucking "repub" denizens liked Nimrata 1,274 votes to 676 votes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 02:34 AM (ynpvh)

339 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip

Reading under covers again

Posted by: Aunt Miklos thinks a boy needs his sleep at March 04, 2024 02:35 AM (v+0wn)

340 334 Domo arigato, Mista Miklo...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

wax on

Posted by: Mr. Miklos Miyagi at March 04, 2024 02:28 AM (v+0wn)

Did you know that Danielsan also wax off in the movie?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 02:36 AM (ynpvh)

341 135 My pet peeve (lately) is "gifted"

So-and-so was "gifted" a new _________.

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 10:41 PM (njWTi)

To distinguish the giving from non-gift giving:

verb [with object]
give (something) as a gift, especially formally or as a donation or bequest

Posted by: m at March 04, 2024 02:36 AM (o3SCB)

342 341 135 My pet peeve (lately) is "gifted"

So-and-so was "gifted" a new _________.

Posted by: JQ at March 03, 2024 10:41 PM (njWTi)

To distinguish the giving from non-gift giving:

verb [with object]
give (something) as a gift, especially formally or as a donation or bequest

Posted by: m at March 04, 2024 02:36 AM (o3SCB)

Well, most people aren't gifted to begin with.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 02:37 AM (ynpvh)

343 Did you know that Danielsan also wax off in the movie?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Must be patient, Jim-san

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at March 04, 2024 02:39 AM (v+0wn)

344 Being the 3rd tier apex predator on a continent with no domesticable wildlife didn't help the Africans either.

Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2024 02:40 AM (FhXTo)

345 My pet peeve (lately) is "gifted"



We have a lot of problems with you people.

Posted by: Straight nouns being transitioned into verbs at March 04, 2024 02:41 AM (v+0wn)

346 Being the 3rd tier apex predator on a continent with no domesticable wildlife didn't help the Africans either.
Posted by: DaveA

Jethro Tull was a Black Man, h8r

Posted by: Medieval Miklos, Muthas at March 04, 2024 02:43 AM (v+0wn)

347 I'd give that kid a job. His answers were smart-ass and consistent, and he knew exactly what he was doing at all times. Showed more gumption and creativity than the clods who had straight answers to the moronic test questions.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 04, 2024 02:46 AM (sRfrW)

348 smart-ass and consistent, and he knew exactly what he was doing at all times.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Not likely to work for me, but I may try.

HR is always a Problem.

Posted by: smart-ass and consistent Miklos at March 04, 2024 02:52 AM (v+0wn)

349 343 Did you know that Danielsan also wax off in the movie?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Must be patient, Jim-san

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at March 04, 2024 02:39 AM (v+0wn)

And the movie was only PG. With all the times Danielsan wax off, you'd think it would've been rated R...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 02:52 AM (ynpvh)

350 348 smart-ass and consistent, and he knew exactly what he was doing at all times.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Not likely to work for me, but I may try.

HR is always a Problem.

Posted by: smart-ass and consistent Miklos at March 04, 2024 02:52 AM (v+0wn)

I find myself saying, too often, "I'd comment, but I don't want to get in trouble with HR"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 02:54 AM (ynpvh)

351 336 https://tinyurl.com/2s4cbvue
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 02:29 AM (fwDg9)

Thanks, Skip!

Posted by: m at March 04, 2024 02:54 AM (o3SCB)

352 And the movie was only PG. With all the times Danielsan wax off, you'd think it would've been rated R...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I was not always blind

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at March 04, 2024 02:56 AM (v+0wn)

353 BREAKING

CDC releases new Guidance on Cootie Prevention

Posted by: MiklosWatch at March 04, 2024 02:59 AM (v+0wn)

354 353 BREAKING

CDC releases new Guidance on Cootie Prevention

Posted by: MiklosWatch at March 04, 2024 02:59 AM (v+0wn)

Same as for Monkey-Pox?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 03:01 AM (ynpvh)

355 354 353 BREAKING

CDC releases new Guidance on Cootie Prevention

Posted by: MiklosWatch at March 04, 2024 02:59 AM (v+0wn)

Same as for Monkey-Pox?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 03:01 AM (ynpvh)

Put a bandage on it!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 03:01 AM (ynpvh)

356 Same as for Monkey-Pox?
Posted by: jim

Now is the time when we dance

https://tinyurl.com/4mpb6fpn

Posted by: Dieter and his Pettable Monkey at March 04, 2024 03:05 AM (v+0wn)

357 Well, I think I'm done. Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2024 03:08 AM (ynpvh)

358 Well, I think I'm done. Night all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Nighty-nighters

Posted by: Auntie Miklos, insistent on sleep at March 04, 2024 03:11 AM (v+0wn)

359 I suppose Pixy about to come in from Down Under.

Although the phrase "Down under" always sounds a bit dirty.

Posted by: Not Very Judgemental Aunt Miklos at March 04, 2024 03:25 AM (v+0wn)

360 359 I suppose Pixy about to come in from Down Under.

Although the phrase "Down under" always sounds a bit dirty.
Posted by: Not Very Judgemental Aunt Miklos at March 04, 2024 03:25 AM (v+0wn)

Due to arrive March 04, 2024 04:00 AM.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2024 03:37 AM (o3SCB)

361 Apparently everyone has remembered to take ALL their medications.

Posted by: Miklos is only on brain thinners at March 04, 2024 03:38 AM (v+0wn)

362 I want Thai noodles

DELIVERED

NOW

Posted by: Angry haley supporter in Saluda, South Carolina at March 04, 2024 03:42 AM (v+0wn)

363 https://tinyurl.com/2s4cbvue
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2024 02:29 AM (fwDg9)

Thanks Skip !
(why are you awake ?)

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2024 03:44 AM (T4tVD)

364 Trump said NO NOODLES

HE SAID THAT

Posted by: Angry Haley supporter on CNN at March 04, 2024 03:44 AM (v+0wn)

365 Skip is under investigation.

Posted by: The Pennsylvania Blueberry Authority at March 04, 2024 03:46 AM (v+0wn)

366 Hiya

Posted by: JT at March 04, 2024 03:52 AM (T4tVD)

367 Hiya
Posted by: JT

I got my summons sex-txt bae?

Posted by: Fanni Willis at March 04, 2024 03:54 AM (v+0wn)

368 Morning, insomaniacals! I slept (mostly) until the alarm. Howzabout choo?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2024 03:55 AM (omVj0)

369 Morning, insomaniacals! I slept (mostly) until the alarm. Howzabout choo?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Read Beans and Rice Monday.

Same as everywhere.

Posted by: Miklos recalls the Irma Thomas cooked the best at March 04, 2024 03:57 AM (v+0wn)

370 368 Howzabout choo?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2024 03:55 AM (omVj0)

Gesundheit.

Posted by: m at March 04, 2024 03:59 AM (o3SCB)

371 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at March 04, 2024 04:00 AM (o3SCB)

372 Probably already mentioned, but Napoleon did not die in any battle.
These posting of fake exams and fake answers are just an excuse to post lame Dad jokes

Posted by: The Doctor at March 04, 2024 09:26 AM (qNzP3)

373 Howzabout choo?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 04, 2024 03:55 AM (omVj0)

Gesundheit.
Posted by: m

You gotta ax "How you makin"

Posted by: Miklos, a Confederate of Deplorable Dunces at March 05, 2024 02:20 AM (v+0wn)

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