Some of Terrence Bradley's Texts Have Been Leaked

Below, Ashley Merchant asks Bradley if Fani Willis began her affair with Sweetdick before he was hired (in November 2021).

He says "Absolutely."

He would later claim, under oath, that this was mere "speculation."

Question: Have you ever answered a question with "absolutely," when you were guessing?

He's using "Absolutely," he now claims, to mean: "Maybe, who knows."

A "lawyer" is claiming this.

He then says "it [the affair] started when she left the DA's office [as assistant district attorney] and was judge in South Fulton. They met at municipal court CLE [Continuing Legal Education] conference."

No suggestion that he's just "speculating" and "guestimating."

HOW DOES SOMEONE "SPECULATE" SUCH PRECISE DETAILS AND DATES?!!

This is perjury.

In this text, Bradley is asked if Fani Willis' security detail accompanied them when they went on out-of-town trips. Bradley says "not out of town."

This man seems to know a lot and doesn't say he's "guessing" or "speculating" about these answers. He's answering firmly.

He also says that Merchant should subpoena the original security detail to prove that she was with Sweetdick.

Again, he doesn't say, "This is all my hunch."

At the end, when she asks "Is this accurate?," she's referring to her motion for disqualification, which she has sent to Bradley to read. This motion contains a recitation of all the facts about Fani dating Sweetdick before hiring him, etc.

His answer is "looks good."

Not, "I'm guessing it's okay."

No, again, he answers firmly: "Looks good."

Note that when he was shown this text in court, Terrence Bradley appears to say "oh, dang."

Terrence Bradley said “dang” after he realized his texts proved Nathan Wade and Fani Willis were in a relationship before Willis hired Wade to get Trump. Judge McAfee now must fire Fini Willis from Trump’s case. If he fails to do so, the justice system is rigged. https://t.co/ZbgywvAmJ8 pic.twitter.com/TO7eeOJAoU
— Charles R Downs (@TheCharlesDowns) February 28, 2024

Looks like we'll soon see all of the texts:

Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly
BREAKING per @PhilHollowayEsq on the @MegynKellyShow moments ago: Georgia State Senate subpoenas all text messages b/twn Defense Attny Ashley Merchant & Terrence Bradley (friend of N Wade). We will wind up seeing them ALL

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:12 PM

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1 Hello

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:13 PM (PisyI)

2 If this is how the county handles hiring attorneys, just imagine how they manage elections.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's hairy nipples at February 28, 2024 06:13 PM (eovkY)

3 Perjury used to be illegal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 06:14 PM (vDyah)

4 Aaaah… that fresh thread smell…

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:14 PM (6Eo6S)

5 Mmmmm…Megyn Kelly…mmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 28, 2024 06:15 PM (9yWhg)

6 What, no dik pics?

And he calls himself a playa

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:15 PM (3CVIc)

7 Perjury used to be illegal.
Posted by: Cicero

It wasn't perjury perjury.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2024 06:15 PM (Y45pj)

8 Ya know, Megyn is aging well…

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:15 PM (6Eo6S)

9 6 He calls himself a beach?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 28, 2024 06:16 PM (9yWhg)

10 8 Ya know, Megyn is aging well…
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:15 PM (6Eo6S

Or her makeup artist is improving.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:17 PM (3CVIc)

11 Absolutely. I guess.

Nope, does not wash.

Posted by: huerfano at February 28, 2024 06:17 PM (Q4KYm)

12 Fucker looks shifty as hell in that video.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 06:17 PM (tkR6S)

13 10 8 Ya know, Megyn is aging well…
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:15 PM (6Eo6S

Or her makeup artist is improving.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:17 PM (3CVIc)

The wimmens all are makeup artists…

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:17 PM (6Eo6S)

14
I bet if you all saw her without the tons of makeup, specialized lighting, etc she looks like a skank.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:18 PM (PisyI)

15 What does this have to do with Trump? Phani will be have to be made governor to repay her for the slut shaming going on in public.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 28, 2024 06:18 PM (IG7T0)

16 Catch the name of her cellphone?

Posted by: hannity's_hybrid at February 28, 2024 06:18 PM (Eby3e)

17 Cuter with long hair, she is… the short hair phase… muy no bueno…

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:19 PM (6Eo6S)

18 "This is perjury." - ace
----
As we've seen, the Left is free to lie on the stand with impunity because they *know* the fix is in and they can walk away free and clear.

Yeah, they might be removed from Trump's case and get their hand slapped a bit, but that's as far as any of this will go.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2024 06:19 PM (BpYfr)

19 Phani is a zero.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 28, 2024 06:19 PM (IG7T0)

20 Used to argue with women at the clubs that wearing makeup is the same as stuffing a sock in your underwear as a dude.

Eventually you get found out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:20 PM (3CVIc)

21
If there be no dick pix
youse must acquit

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 28, 2024 06:20 PM (nIvob)

22 Fucker looks shifty as hell in that video.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 06:17 PM (tkR6S)
........

Looks like he's just larnin' the 'puter.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

23 People in charge with no ethics or conscience can't lead anywhere good. How long can it go on? Positively third-world, but with first-world tax money to throw around.

Posted by: Implosion Imminent at February 28, 2024 06:20 PM (V5BDR)

24 Speculation being that somebody had a "discussion" with Mr. Bradely and afterwards, Mr. Bradely became the "absent-minded guesstimator". All he needed was a friendly judge, but I don't think Hizzoner is playing ball with the Fulton County commissars.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 06:20 PM (rj6Yv)

25
Alabama, yep

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:20 PM (PisyI)

26 It's not a lie if you believe it!

Posted by: George Costanza at February 28, 2024 06:20 PM (QNSds)

27 I thought law school was supposed to teach you to lie better than that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at February 28, 2024 06:21 PM (djJjp)

28 Fani is a Captain D's 4.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:21 PM (3CVIc)

29 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 28, 2024 06:21 PM (QNSds)

30 >>> I don't think Hizzoner is playing ball with the Fulton County commissars.

I think, unfortunately, he is.

This is all brazen perjury and he just sits there like a bump on a log and takes it.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:21 PM (KRtlO)

31 Judge Scott McAfee, Not Fani Willis, Should Have Known Better. It’s time for commentators to stop with “Fani Willis should have know better” and start saying “Judge McAfee should know better.” Let’s be clear — the person responsible for creating this televised smear bizzaro world show trial is Judge Scott McAfee and not Fani Willis.

Allowing Merchant to make unsupported allegations about having sex in the office is not related to the above. Instead, it is clearly, like the rest of this show hearing, designed to undermine Fani Willis with the press and public at large.

It seems that McAfee, who happens to be white and sounds “judicial,” has been given a pass for atypical rulings and actions by much of the press and the commentariat. And Willis, who happens to be black and likes to pay with cash (much to the dismay of Trump’s attorneys and supporters), has been found guilty by the press for having a relationship with a long time colleague and friend who did not have conflicting interests in regard to this case (according to standard judicial procedure in Georgia).

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 28, 2024 06:22 PM (ycI94)

32 >>>Fani is a Captain D's 4.

That high?

Wut?

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:22 PM (KRtlO)

33 Ya know, Megyn is aging well…
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:15 PM (6Eo6S

Or her makeup artist is improving.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:17 PM (3CVIc)

A smoothing filter on her video feed.

Ever see those videos of WWI footage, or Paris in the Spring, where they colorize them? It's interesting to see how modern it looks, until something moves off center, and you see the unfiltered portion of the video.

I'm not sure which is more real, but Megyn has her filter on ALL the time... except when someone else is controlling the camera.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 06:22 PM (dGCAG)

34 Fani is a Red Lobster 2 IF she steals a Fisherman's Feast from the warming rack and brings it over.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:22 PM (KRtlO)

35 I bet if you all saw her without the tons of makeup, specialized lighting, etc she looks like a skank.
Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:18 PM (PisyI)

Or, she might just look normal and natural.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 28, 2024 06:23 PM (OX9vb)

36
30 >>> I don't think Hizzoner is playing ball with the Fulton County commissars.

I think, unfortunately, he is.

This is all brazen perjury and he just sits there like a bump on a log and takes it.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:21 PM (KRtlO)

Being a judge is never having to say you are sorry…

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:23 PM (6Eo6S)

37 14
I bet if you all saw her without the tons of makeup, specialized lighting, etc she looks like a skank.
Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:18 PM (PisyI)
___________________________________

NOW THIS...looks like a job for Lance Clamhammer!!!!

Posted by: Orson at February 28, 2024 06:23 PM (dIske)

38
Successful liars usually remember the bullshit they peddled before they get called on it.

Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 06:23 PM (j4U/Z)

39 Fani is a Red Lobster 2 IF she steals a Fisherman's Feast from the warming rack and brings it over.

Posted by: ace
.......

plate would be empty before she got to your table

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

40 34 Fani is a Red Lobster 2 IF she steals a Fisherman's Feast from the warming rack and brings it over.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:22 PM (KRtlO

3 if she remembers the tartar sauce.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:24 PM (3CVIc)

41 Maybe he'll resort to the Hunter Biden strategy.

"I was addicted to and high on cocaine and when I sent the earlier messages. I didn't know what I was typing! I am now drug-free and told the truth in court all day yesterday!"

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2024 06:24 PM (5fDan)

42
There are few naturally beautiful women in the world.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:24 PM (PisyI)

43 Ah hell, just trying to pay her a compliment… better conduct needs rewarding..

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:24 PM (6Eo6S)

44 I hope this ends up mattering, but I have my doubts.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 28, 2024 06:24 PM (C4WAQ)

45
Fani is a Frydaddy 4.

Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 06:25 PM (j4U/Z)

46 plate would be empty before she got to your table
Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

At the very least, she'd suck the eyeballs out of the catfish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 06:25 PM (tkR6S)

47 Fani is a Captain D's 4.
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That high?

Wut?
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:22 PM (KRtlO)

Eons ago, I knew a Captain D's employee. She was a sold 5-6. And she was a goer. Unfortunately, she was also the girlfriend of a friend mine, until he went into the military and she started sleeping with anyone she could get her hands on.

Alas... these situations, you gotta close ranks with your buddy.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 06:25 PM (dGCAG)

48
Fani is an ass.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:25 PM (PisyI)

49 >>>
3 if she remembers the tartar sauce.

f***ers always forget the tartar sauce. It's the whole reason I buy fried fish!!!

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:25 PM (KRtlO)

50 Regardless of the outcome of this $hit show Trump is still going to be on trial. Even if the judge fires everyone involved, the kangaroo court will still be on the books. Granted when trupm gets convicted on appeal it will most likely get overturned but the left is still making trump spend time and $$$$ defending himself form these bogus charges.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 28, 2024 06:26 PM (QNSds)

51 Successful liars usually remember the bullshit they peddled before they get called on it.
Posted by: Auspex
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That only works for just so long.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at February 28, 2024 06:26 PM (XeU6L)

52 This whole episode has a lot of dicks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2024 06:26 PM (Q4IgG)

53 Not all politicians lie.

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
"We have rescinded so many Trump immigration policies, it would take so much time to list them!"

— Biden DHS Sec. Alejandro Mayorkas (9/23/21)

-
Not all the time anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at February 28, 2024 06:26 PM (djJjp)

54 Absolutely and speculation, like the cash in Big Fani's lockbox, are fungible concepts in Fulton County.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 28, 2024 06:26 PM (5tVLs)

55 >>>This whole episode has a lot of dicks.

which episode is this now?

Posted by: David French at February 28, 2024 06:26 PM (KRtlO)

56 plate would be empty before she got to your table
Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

Is that the lobster tail platter, or are you walking backwards?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 06:27 PM (dGCAG)

57
Ace,

Me too. Covers up the fish taste, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:27 PM (PisyI)

58 f***ers always forget the tartar sauce. It's the whole reason I buy fried fish!!!
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:25 PM (KRtlO)

Gotcher tater sauce right here!

Posted by: Brian Stelter, dropping trou at February 28, 2024 06:28 PM (tkR6S)

59 A 3 if she remembers the tartar sauce

——

Lol

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2024 06:28 PM (JeYYB)

60 Still thinking the Lovebirds will not suffer much, get tossed but the Trump trial will go on

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2024 06:29 PM (fwDg9)

61 Fani is a Golden Corral 10!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 28, 2024 06:29 PM (DsA2n)

62 Ace,

Me too. Covers up the fish taste, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:27 PM (PisyI)

I still say my favorite fish is McD's Filet-O.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 06:29 PM (dGCAG)

63 Anyone ever make their own tartar sauce?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:29 PM (6Eo6S)

64 f***ers always forget the tartar sauce. It's the whole reason I buy fried fish!!!
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:25 PM (KRtlO)

Gotcher tater sauce right here!
Posted by: Brian Stelter, dropping trou

Let the fools have their tar-tar sauce.

Posted by: Mr. Burns at February 28, 2024 06:29 PM (igi3K)

65 Culver’s has a very good fish sandwich…

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:30 PM (6Eo6S)

66 Anyone ever make their own tartar sauce?
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:29 PM (6Eo6S)

That's rather personal, don't you think?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 06:30 PM (dGCAG)

67
Burt,

I love those.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:30 PM (PisyI)

68 >>> I don't think Hizzoner is playing ball with the Fulton County commissars.

I think, unfortunately, he is.
This is all brazen perjury and he just sits there like a bump on a log and takes it.
Posted by: ace

You can "give them enough rope to hang themselves," but eventually they've got enough rope to touch the ground and walk away.

Posted by: mikeski has some rope, so he tortures a metaphor at February 28, 2024 06:30 PM (DgGvY)

69 63 Anyone ever make their own tartar sauce?
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:29 PM (6Eo6S

Is that a euphemism?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:30 PM (3CVIc)

70 *sits down at Ace's table*
Gotcher tartar sauce right here big fella.
*rubs snizz*

Posted by: Fani at February 28, 2024 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

71 >>>I still say my favorite fish is McD's Filet-O.

they've changed the fish.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:31 PM (KRtlO)

72 Fani: DMV 3?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 28, 2024 06:31 PM (igi3K)

73 Word is that the Chinese are genetically engineering a fish that makes its own tartar sauce.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 06:31 PM (vDyah)

74 69 63 Anyone ever make their own tartar sauce?
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:29 PM (6Eo6S

Is that a euphemism?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:30 PM (3CVIc)

Sometimes a sauce is just a sauce…

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:31 PM (6Eo6S)

75 >>>72 Fani: DMV 3?

I guess, if you really need the distraction while waiting in line

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:32 PM (KRtlO)

76 Isn't tartar sauce just mayonnaise with some cream of tartar and diced gherkins added to it?

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 06:32 PM (rj6Yv)

77 Anyone ever make their own tartar sauce?
Posted by: tubal

Of course. Who the hell would buy it just for one dinner a month?

Mayo, chopped BnB pickles, a dash of Worchester, and some lemon or lime juice. S&P if needed. Bam. Done.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2024 06:32 PM (IG4Id)

78 76 Isn't tartar sauce just mayonnaise with some cream of tartar and diced gherkins added to it?
Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 06:32 PM (rj6Yv)

Apparently not….

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:32 PM (6Eo6S)

79 Mayo and relish. If you're feeding your kids.

Posted by: Thomas, on the island of Sodor at February 28, 2024 06:33 PM (8AONa)

80 Leading Report @LeadingReport 17m
BREAKING: House Freedom Caucus has called for Senator Mitch McConnell to be replaced immediately instead of waiting until November.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:33 PM (2yu8s)

81 Old sock be gone

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 28, 2024 06:33 PM (8AONa)

82 i used to love McDonald's fishandwiches but they've definitely changed the fish. It's not light and flaky like it used to be.

They're okay now. But not what they were.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:33 PM (KRtlO)

83 Perjury used to be illegal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 06:14 PM (vDyah)

That was in the Before Times.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 28, 2024 06:34 PM (aD39U)

84 @14

>>I bet if you all saw her without the tons of makeup, specialized lighting, etc she looks like a skank.

Actually, she looks better without makeup and in a ball cap.

You know, there are some women that just look good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2024 06:34 PM (XV/Pl)

85 I make my own tartar sauce. *cough*

It’s excellent.

Very small diced onion.
Diced dill pickles or dill relish if you’re lazy like me.
Splash of pickle juice
Mayo (I use avocado Mayo because I’m better than all of you.)
Lots of dill
Celery seed

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2024 06:34 PM (JeYYB)

86 Regarding dour/sour/dure.
English is democratic. Not French with some "elite" Academie making up funny words to keep out English.
If most of say dour/sour, that is correct or at least secondary.
It's why there is a new definition, literally, for "literally" meaning "actually, not literally!"

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at February 28, 2024 06:34 PM (BJgzI)

87 80 Leading Report @LeadingReport 17m
BREAKING: House Freedom Caucus has called for Senator Mitch McConnell to be replaced immediately instead of waiting until November.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:33 PM (2yu8s

Someone call Gaetz. He knows how to slay a King.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:34 PM (3CVIc)

88 HOW DOES SOMEONE "SPECULATE" SUCH PRECISE DETAILS AND DATES?!!

happens all the time

Posted by: chatjippity at February 28, 2024 06:34 PM (sGtp+)

89 There’s something sustainable in the water in Georgia that feasts on stupid.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 28, 2024 06:34 PM (jvlno)

90 Anyone ever make their own tartar sauce?
Posted by: tubal

First, shoot some Tartars . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at February 28, 2024 06:34 PM (djJjp)

91 A plate of fresh fried catfish, cornbread, ice-cold cole slaw, and sweet tea in a hole-in-the-wall fishouse perched on a Vicksburg, MS bluff overlooking the river.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 06:35 PM (rj6Yv)

92 I bet if you all saw her without the tons of makeup, specialized lighting, etc she looks like a skank.
Posted by: four seasons

That sounds a whole like a "please me it happen" statement.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 28, 2024 06:35 PM (5tVLs)

93 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp said the Fulton County district attorney’s case against former President Donald Trump and other co-defendants is looking more political because of Fani Willis’ actions and those of Mr. Wade and others

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:35 PM (2yu8s)

94
Thanks, Ace.

Now I have an irresistible urge to drive cross town to a greasy fish fry joint.

Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 06:36 PM (j4U/Z)

95 88 HOW DOES SOMEONE "SPECULATE" SUCH PRECISE DETAILS AND DATES?!!

happens all the time
Posted by: chatjippity at February 28, 2024 06:34 PM (sGtp+)

The Pelosi's speculate perfect stock picks all the time. It's amazeballs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:36 PM (3CVIc)

96 Still thinking the Lovebirds will not suffer much, get tossed but the Trump trial will go on
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2024 06:29 PM (fwDg9)

If they get tossed I don't know how the grand jury indictments can stand. Tainted prosecutor, tainted GJ.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 28, 2024 06:36 PM (aD39U)

97 Stow your tartar sauce. Malt vinegar is for closers

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2024 06:37 PM (sNPVR)

98 tartar sauce > honeycum

Posted by: Fani at February 28, 2024 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

99 They're okay now. But not what they were.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 06:33 PM (KRtlO)

Price of goldfish became too high, so they switched to silverfish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 06:37 PM (tkR6S)

100 93 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp said the Fulton County district attorney’s case against former President Donald Trump and other co-defendants is looking more political because of Fani Willis’ actions and those of Mr. Wade and others
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:35 PM (2yu8s

Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:37 PM (3CVIc)

101 Now I want fried fish. And our good fish place has closed. I would have to drive nine miles.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 28, 2024 06:37 PM (aD39U)

102 I still don't get who in their right mind would want to be with willis

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2024 06:37 PM (PQ4m2)

103 oops Fugly sock off

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

104 I usually buy poor man’s cod when frying fish at home…

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:38 PM (6Eo6S)

105 I think I would die choking on my own puke if I found myself with her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2024 06:38 PM (PQ4m2)

106 Anyone ever make their own tartar sauce?
Posted by: tubal

First, shoot some Tartars . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

* checks recipe *

* returns tar to tar-and-feathers kit *

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2024 06:38 PM (DgGvY)

107 102 I still don't get who in their right mind would want to be with willis
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2024 06:37 PM (PQ4m2)

She must have a special snizz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:38 PM (3CVIc)

108 You dont haf to call me sweetdick

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 28, 2024 06:39 PM (ENQN6)

109 Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp said…

It sounds like he’s trying to paper over the fact that it has always looked blatantly and obviously political because that was its whole point.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2024 06:39 PM (b2d5O)

110 I still don't get who in their right mind would want to be with willis
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2024 06:37 PM (PQ4m2)

*beats drums*

Posted by: Pygmy Cannibals at February 28, 2024 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

111 Stow your tartar sauce. Malt vinegar is for closers
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2024 06:37 PM (sNPVR)

I work the triple threat, tartar, ketchup, and vinegar.

Is it catsup or ketchup? Is that regional?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 28, 2024 06:39 PM (aD39U)

112 “…is looking more political.”

———

He’s an embarrassment.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2024 06:39 PM (JeYYB)

113 Fani Willis Bluetooth ID was revealed in court. I can't repeat it. And I'm shocked that I haven't seen it here already:

https://twitter.com/SobrietyCM/status
/1762945059719180560

Posted by: IrishEi at February 28, 2024 06:39 PM (NnyUq)

114 BREAKING: Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp said the Fulton County district attorney’s case against former President Donald Trump and other co-defendants is looking more political because of Fani Willis’ actions and those of Mr. Wade and others
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:35 PM (2yu8s)

——————

Translation: Well that’s just fucking great! Now what are we supposed to do?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2024 06:39 PM (u73oe)

115 Now I want fried fish. And our good fish place has closed. I would have to drive nine miles.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 28, 2024 06:37 PM (aD39U)

I know the feeling. The Vicksburg fish house is long gone, done in by the casino boats that moved in below it.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 06:40 PM (rj6Yv)

116 They're okay now. But not what they were.
Posted by: ace

Price of goldfish became too high, so they switched to silverfish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

See? You vill eat ze bugs!

Posted by: Klaus Slobb at February 28, 2024 06:40 PM (DgGvY)

117 “…is looking more political.”

Ya fucking think? Wow! Way to be on top of shit Kemper.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2024 06:41 PM (4p0Xq)

118 Hey, anybody seen these fishsticks are hard as tits guy lately?

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

119 Catturd ™ @catturd2 41m
Democrats and their Special FBI police are arresting their political opponents, their lawyers, and now journalists with opposing views.

Communists have taken over our government.

TheBlaze @theblaze 21h
Blaze News investigative writer Steve Baker says FBI wants him to self-surrender Friday in Dallas over his Jan. 6 reporting
dlvr.it/T3LbnH

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:41 PM (2yu8s)

120 She must have a special snizz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:38 PM (3CVIc)

——————

According to Cannibal Bob it has gorilla grip.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2024 06:41 PM (u73oe)

121 The only thing missing in this clown show is. Rachel Genteel (sp) That's retarded...sir.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2024 06:41 PM (4p0Xq)

122
Old-school Catholic Church Lenten Fish Fry Friday is the best bet around here; St. Al's serves Walleye and lets you sneak in your own adult beverage.

Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 06:41 PM (j4U/Z)

123 I refuse to believe that’s her Bluetooth ID.

It’s too insane.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2024 06:41 PM (JeYYB)

124 Fan is a Long John Silver's 2

And a big fan

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2024 06:42 PM (NtVYv)

125 You dont haf to call me sweetdick…

…to be my girl…

Posted by: Prince at February 28, 2024 06:42 PM (b2d5O)

126 "Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp said the Fulton County district attorney’s case against former President Donald Trump and other co-defendants is looking more political because of Fani Willis’ actions and those of Mr. Wade and others"

If he's just now figuring that out he has truly earned the title Governor Lunkhead.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

127 She must have a special snizz.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:38 PM (3CVIc)
~~~~~

See my #113

Posted by: IrishEi at February 28, 2024 06:43 PM (NnyUq)

128
Seems legit, Insane is where are now.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:43 PM (PisyI)

129 Fani Willis Bluetooth ID was revealed in court. I can't repeat it. And I'm shocked that I haven't seen it here already:

https://twitter.com/SobrietyCM/status
/1762945059719180560
Posted by: IrishEi

She is always in character: 'Gorilla Grip Pussy’

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 28, 2024 06:43 PM (5tVLs)

130 Gov Kemp is not a good politician. A good politician is able to state the obvious and make people believe it is a revelation.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 28, 2024 06:43 PM (tT6L1)

131 This is perjury.
---
But it's not perjury-perjury.

Like if Trump lied on the stand.

Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (krQz2)

132 77 Anyone ever make their own tartar sauce?
Posted by: tubal

Of course. Who the hell would buy it just for one dinner a month?

Mayo, chopped BnB pickles, a dash of Worchester, and some lemon or lime juice. S&P if needed. Bam. Done.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2024 06:32 PM (IG4Id)
--------------

I use mayo (not Miracle Whip), homemade relish (pickle or green tomato), a pinch of Old Bay and just a splash of cider vinegar for my tartar sauce. Slather that on some Zatarain-coated walleye or perch and it's gooood eatin'.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (2AUjo)

133 127 She must have a special snizz.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:38 PM (3CVIc)
~~~~~

See my #113
Posted by: IrishEi at February 28, 2024 06:43 PM (NnyUq

That can't be real.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (3CVIc)

134

Insane

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (PisyI)

135 Kemp sticks his finger in the air moment

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (sNPVR)

136 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp said the Fulton County district attorney’s case against former President Donald Trump and other co-defendants is looking more political because of Fani Willis’ actions and those of Mr. Wade and others

Posted by: andycanuck

Worthless POS is smelling the ill winds of change and wants to avoid getting eaten by the MAGA crocodile. Fuck him in particular.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (MsrgL)

137 Fani Willis Bluetooth ID was revealed in court. I can't repeat it. And I'm shocked that I haven't seen it here already:

https://twitter.com/SobrietyCM/status
/1762945059719180560
Posted by: IrishEi

Our classy elite caste ...

Posted by: spindrift at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (/3nA9)

138 …I just want your extralegal time and your snizz.

Posted by: Prince at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (b2d5O)

139 85 I make my own tartar sauce. *cough*

It’s excellent.

Very small diced onion.
Diced dill pickles or dill relish if you’re lazy like me.
Splash of pickle juice
Mayo (I use avocado Mayo because I’m better than all of you.)
Lots of dill
Celery seed

.........

Pretty close to the same here only I add heavy whipping cream to the mayo. Also a splash of lemon juice and Worcestershire sauce.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (j/yko)

140 Yes...

Jason Neptune🌴 @SobrietyCM 2h
BREAKING NOW: Fani Wills Bluetooth ID revealed in court as: ‘Gorilla Grip Pussy’ 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:45 PM (2yu8s)

141 St. Al's serves Walleye and lets you sneak in your own adult beverage.

Posted by: Auspex

=====

It's pickerel, eh?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 28, 2024 06:45 PM (8AONa)

142 "Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp said the Fulton County district attorney’s case against former President Donald Trump and other co-defendants is looking more political because of Fani Willis’ actions and those of Mr. Wade and others"

If he's just now figuring that out he has truly earned the title Governor Lunkhead.
Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

Looks to me like Fani's case has finally passed the threshold where Kemp senses the loss of Republican support outweighs whatever the Dems were offering him.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 06:45 PM (rj6Yv)

143 125 You dont haf to call me sweetdick…

…to be my girl…
Posted by: Prince at February 28, 2024 06:42 PM (b2d5O)

you never even called me by my name

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 28, 2024 06:45 PM (ENQN6)

144 Stow your tartar sauce. Malt vinegar is for closers

Posted by: Ben Had

Hi, Ben Had!

Malt vinegar is especialy good on fresh, hot, salty french fries too.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 28, 2024 06:46 PM (MsrgL)

145 I was hoping for a longer return-on-investment for all that pineapple juice I made him drink.

Posted by: Fani W. at February 28, 2024 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

146 from where will they get the texts?

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 06:46 PM (V13WU)

147 Viva Frei had clips of Wade standing up at counsel's table and staring Bradley down while he was on the stand. After Bradley showed that he wasn't going to testify to shit, Wade left the courtroom.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 28, 2024 06:46 PM (Dm8we)

148 I'm changing my WiFi so Sweetdick Honeycum Esquire

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:46 PM (3CVIc)

149 "BREAKING NOW: Fani Wills Bluetooth ID revealed in court as: ‘Gorilla Grip Pussy’

NO NO NO !!!.

Really?

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 06:46 PM (vFG9F)

150 Sweetdick Honeycum, Esq. and DA Gorilla Grip Pussy. Sometimes the poetry just writes itself.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 28, 2024 06:46 PM (5tVLs)

151 St. Al's serves Walleye and lets you sneak in your own adult beverage.

Posted by: Auspex

=====

It's pickerel, eh?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 28, 2024 06:45 PM (8AONa)

Michigan walleye sauteed in a butter garlic sauce is a dish fit or kings.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 06:46 PM (rj6Yv)

152 144 Stow your tartar sauce. Malt vinegar is for closers

Posted by: Ben Had

Hi, Ben Had!

Malt vinegar is especialy good on fresh, hot, salty french fries too.
Posted

My favorite thing at the fairgrounds

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (3CVIc)

153

I bet the guy didn't enjoy porking Fani. He had to be thinking about the money she would throw his way.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (PisyI)

154 Hi Bif, hugs to you and yours.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (sNPVR)

155 I refuse to believe that’s her Bluetooth ID.
It’s too insane.
Posted by: Seems legit

It sounds like it should be a twitter "bad lip reading" bit.

Not a euphemism. Really.

But then again, I don't know any slutty black Atlanta lawyers. Maybe that is what they'd call themselves.

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (DgGvY)

156 ason Neptune🌴 @SobrietyCM 2h
BREAKING NOW: Fani Wills Bluetooth ID revealed in court as: ‘Gorilla Grip Pussy’ 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

==

someone posted this on the other thread...I did know if it was a joke

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (V13WU)

157 TBF, Gorilla Glue has proven to be pretty good stuff.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)

158 If true, this is the story of the year.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

159 Why are so many people so willing to step on their dicks just to try and stop Trump?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (MAeMj)

160 Fani Willis Bluetooth ID was revealed in court. I can't repeat it. And I'm shocked that I haven't seen it here already:

https://twitter.com/SobrietyCM/status
/1762945059719180560
Posted by: IrishEi

She is always in character: 'Gorilla Grip Pussy’
Posted by: Lost in Space

Killer Kween of Kegal

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (cOq4q)

161 Got a b*tch with tits, got a b*tch with ass
a b*tch with none, but hey, I'd give her a pass
And I love em' all, I love em' crazily
And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
So if you having girl problems, I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a b*tch ain't one, hit it

Posted by: JROD at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (IlL6s)

162 I saw Gorilla Grip Pussy open for Tool back in '02

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (FQmDC)

163 No way that Bluetooth name is true.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 28, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1)

164 Terrence Bradley has been lying and stealing since his diapers were first pinned on his ass.

The man belongs in prison.

Surprised he knows how to use a cell phone.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2024 06:48 PM (R/m4+)

165 Stow it. Gorrilla Grip Pussy Pal is from the Rust trial, not Fanny.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at February 28, 2024 06:48 PM (kc0fx)

166 Was it good?
Absolutely.
How good was it?
What?
Don't you remember?
Huh?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 06:48 PM (cXfmo)

167 If he's just now figuring that out he has truly earned the title Governor Lunkhead.
Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

Looks to me like Fani's case has finally passed the threshold where Kemp senses the loss of Republican support outweighs whatever the Dems were offering him.
Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 06:45 PM (rj6Yv)
---
They only way these lunkheads do the right thing is if they are bribed, bullied, or blackmailed into it. Or if the political winds shift entirely against their chances of being re-elected.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2024 06:48 PM (BpYfr)

168 BREAKING NOW: Fani Wills Bluetooth ID revealed in court as: ‘Gorilla Grip Pussy’ 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:45 PM (2yu8s)

I'd like to be a fly on the wall at the next meeting of Gorilla Glue's marketing department.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 06:48 PM (tkR6S)

169 Actually ‘Gorilla Grip Pussy Pal'

video here of the testimony from #140 Jason Neptune:
http://tinyurl.com/mr5w3npm
31 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:48 PM (2yu8s)

170 But it's not perjury-perjury.

Like if Trump lied on the stand.
Posted by: Axeman at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (krQz2)

Or, more accurately, Trump tells the truth on the stand but someone with a political motivation gainsays his statement.

Posted by: Emmie at February 28, 2024 06:48 PM (Sf2cq)

171 "BREAKING NOW: Fani Wills Bluetooth ID revealed in court as: ‘Gorilla Grip Pussy’

NO NO NO !!!.
Really?
Posted by: fd

No, not really. That's just what was in the headline on the twitter video.

If you play the video, it's "gorilla grip pussy pal."

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2024 06:49 PM (DgGvY)

172 Sweetdick + Gorilla Grip Pussy = LOVE

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 06:49 PM (V13WU)

173 Someone has already registered Fani's Bluetooth ID as domain name.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 28, 2024 06:49 PM (NnyUq)

174 I went to read about the real murders that launched the Amityville Horror franchise and I noticed something odd.

Ronald DeFeo Jr the killer made up a bunch of odd stories. One is that he was married to and living with a woman in New Jersey named Geraldine Gates and came back to his family home because his mother called him for help with his brother in law.

He produced a marriage certificate that was falsified, the women Gates lived in a different state and was married to a different man, and she had no brother to travel with DeFeo.

So...he's just a bad liar/crazy right? But years later he DID marry her from prison. Now I know there are crazy women that are attracted to murderers and will marry them in prison but...a murderer that lied about being married to you already? That seems really, really odd.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 06:49 PM (ibTVg)

175 The pal at the end changes everything

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2024 06:49 PM (FQmDC)

176 Fani uses gorilla glue ??

Posted by: dantesed at February 28, 2024 06:50 PM (88xKn)

177 I can't breath. This is too much.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

178 One of the many problems we have in dealing with leftists is vastly overestimating their intelligence or competence. He didn't...bother or remember to look at the texts he sent the defense attorney before testifying about their content, ON the STAND.

Why does he look like he is seeing his own texts for the very first time? "Oh right, I forgot that two months ago I told you in writing something was true that I'm now going to testify that I know nothing about. The fucks up MY master plan."

Another solid candidate for disbarment.

Posted by: El Mariachi at February 28, 2024 06:50 PM (8E/8X)

179 There is a personal trainer in the metro ATL smacking her head against a table top, muttering "I gave her a training goal, and she made it into a user ID."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 28, 2024 06:50 PM (8AONa)

180 159 Why are so many people so willing to step on their dicks just to try and stop Trump?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (MAeMj)

They're saving our democracy! They're heroes!

Posted by: Emmie at February 28, 2024 06:50 PM (Sf2cq)

181 Lester Maddox would have been handing out pick handles by now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 06:51 PM (XeU6L)

182 Malt vinegar is especialy good on fresh, hot, salty french fries too.
Posted

My favorite thing at the fairgrounds
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:47 PM (3CVIc)

I prefer white vinegar on fries, but will take the malt if it is on offer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 06:51 PM (tkR6S)

183 If the Snizz don't grip, you must acquit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:51 PM (3CVIc)

184
They're saving our democracy! They're heroes!
Posted by: Emmie at February 28, 2024 06:50 PM (Sf2cq)

DemoCRATcy

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2024 06:51 PM (Akjoo)

185
Democraptcy

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:52 PM (PisyI)

186 Not that it matters, but the wifi ID thing is from the Rust armorer shooting trial..

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (IG4Id)

187 This thread and Amber's turd posts need to part of Harvard diversity training.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (5tVLs)

188 I bailed out of this just in time. Whew.

Posted by: Keisha Lance Bottoms at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (XeU6L)

189 186 Not that it matters, but the wifi ID thing is from the Rust armorer shooting trial..
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (IG4Id)

Too bad

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (Akjoo)

190 Democratic People’s Republics are the best!!!

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (6Eo6S)

191 I'd like to be a fly on the wall at the next meeting of Gorilla Glue's marketing department.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 06:48 PM (tkR6S)\

LOL, I think I just peed my pants

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (PQ4m2)

192 yo megyn

txt me

Posted by: Darrius "Honeydick" Sweetcum, Esq. at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (v+0wn)

193
So fani stole it

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (PisyI)

194 "Not that it matters, but the wifi ID thing is from the Rust armorer shooting trial..
Posted by: weft cut-loop"

Yes, it matters very much.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

195 186 Not that it matters, but the wifi ID thing is from the Rust armorer shooting trial..
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (IG4Id)

Too bad
Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM (Akjoo)

Still funny

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2024 06:54 PM (NtVYv)

196 Ok, I went to see where Fani got the idea and apparently the the 'gorilla grip coochie' was a tiktok trend from 2020.

It was basically something where people took videos of themselves doing kegels while encouraging others to do them as the theory is it will give you, well, a tighter vagina.

Apparently feminists hated this trend though...the argument was it would make sex better for men. And...uh...yeah? Is that a bad thing?

Anyway though...this is the seriousness of our nominal elites...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 06:54 PM (ibTVg)

197 >>> Why are so many people so willing to step on their dicks just to try and stop Trump?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Because they just KNOW Orange Man Bad is more corrupt than they are but not in The Club.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2024 06:55 PM (cOq4q)

198 Not that it matters, but the wifi ID thing is from the Rust armorer shooting trial..
Posted by: weft cut-loop

So it's really not a "bad lip reading" gag?

Even if it's not Fani, it's still hilarious.

Posted by: mikeski at February 28, 2024 06:55 PM (DgGvY)

199 Someone check Fani's yearbook entries.

See if she talked about how important Kagels are to future prosecutors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 06:55 PM (3CVIc)

200 If you play the video, it's "gorilla grip pussy pal."
Posted by: mikeski
-------
That's what I said!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:55 PM (2yu8s)

201
Cheddar Bay biscuits. MMmmmmm.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 28, 2024 06:55 PM (+oR7L)

202 As I said, it all depends who is the master, you...or the word.

Absolutely means I'm absolutely unsure of whether what I'm saying is absolutely what I mean. The words are what I say they mean, since I'm the one saying them.

Without me saying them they would not have meaning since they would not exist lest I say them.

Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at February 28, 2024 06:56 PM (LaNzR)

203 Kegels… the prostitutes Secret Weapon….

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 06:56 PM (6Eo6S)

204 >>> Why are so many people so willing to step on their dicks just to try and stop Trump?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Because they just KNOW Orange Man Bad is more corrupt than they are but not in The Club.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2024 06:55 PM (cOq4q)

Nah. They do it because that's where the money is. Honeypot figured Trump was her jackpot.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 06:56 PM (rj6Yv)

205 >>> If the Snizz don't grip, you must acquit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Rather not watch Sweetdick try to put that glove on.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2024 06:56 PM (cOq4q)

206 Is this name real? Was it stated in testimony?

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2024 06:57 PM (JeYYB)

207 Fulton County politics is like All the Kings Men -rewritten, in accordance with modern DEI protocols, for POC.

Posted by: Paco at February 28, 2024 06:58 PM (njExo)

208 I want to know what happened to awkward chair dancing Megyn to transform her into someone who actually does news.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 28, 2024 06:58 PM (tT6L1)

209 Breaking911 @Breaking911 7m
KJP: “The President doesn’t need a cognitive test.”
“The neurologist doesn’t believe he needs one.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 06:58 PM (2yu8s)

210 Oh, okay. Not real in this testimony…another testimony.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2024 06:58 PM (JeYYB)

211 How can these people last one more day without being fired or at least suspended? The whole fuckig ting is corrupt.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 06:58 PM (vFG9F)

212 Old-school Catholic Church Lenten Fish Fry Friday is the best bet around here; St. Al's serves Walleye and lets you sneak in your own adult beverage.
Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 06:41 PM (j4U/Z)

We just ask for Donations for our beer and Wine, Also be sure to buy your Knights of Columbus Raffle tickets

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 28, 2024 06:58 PM (dKiJG)

213 144 Stow your tartar sauce. Malt vinegar is for closers

Posted by: Ben Had

Mmm. And ditto on the fries.

I despise tartar sauce.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 28, 2024 06:59 PM (OX9vb)

214 That neurologist is getting a sweet bonus hidden from the IRS of course.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2024 06:59 PM (JeYYB)

215 If someone was coming toward me on the sidewalk that I knew was an avocado mayo lover, I would cross the road and never make eye contact.

Posted by: Can't Be Too Careful at February 28, 2024 06:59 PM (V5BDR)

216 I'd like to be a fly on the wall at the next meeting of Gorilla Glue's marketing department.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----

Imagine the folks at the Ayds Reducing Candy company some years ago.

"We're gonna need a new name"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

217 212 - Old-school Catholic Church Lenten Fish Fry Friday is the best bet around here; St. Al's serves Walleye and lets you sneak in your own adult beverage.

Nah, can't do the fish thing for Lent. Fortunately, Mrs. Paco makes a mean lentil soup.

Posted by: Paco at February 28, 2024 07:00 PM (njExo)

218 Flex Seal Fupa!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2024 07:00 PM (4p0Xq)

219 We just ask for Donations for our beer and Wine, Also be sure to buy your Knights of Columbus Raffle tickets
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 28, 2024 06:58 PM (dKiJG)

Charge the guys wearing Ray Bans, chinos, and earbuds double.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 07:00 PM (rj6Yv)

220 The neurologist will do as he is told… or else… sorta like being Stalin’s doctor, ya know..

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 07:00 PM (6Eo6S)

221 Uh, why is not the State AG stepping into this? She is just a County DA... Does not the State AG have oversite over things this office does?

Does not the GOVERNOR of the State have any say?

One of the largest problems we have as a country, is not that we don't have the mechanisms for oversite... but that Office holders FAIL do use those mechanisms.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 07:00 PM (xaFKb)

222 Venus Fly Trap

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2024 07:00 PM (FQmDC)

223 BNO News @BNONews 1h
Possible suspect identified after an "explosive device" was found outside the Alabama Attorney General's office.

Anyone who recognizes the person of interest is asked to call the FBI.

http://tinyurl.com/3vmdkhyk
still photos; gee, wearing a Covid mask, oddly enough.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 07:01 PM (2yu8s)

224 Breaking911 @Breaking911 7m
KJP: “The President doesn’t need a cognitive test.”
“The neurologist doesn’t believe he needs one.”
Posted by: andycanuck

No need to test a daft decrepid 80 year old man's late stage syphilis riddled brain.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2024 07:01 PM (cOq4q)

225 221. - One of the largest problems we have as a country, is not that we don't have the mechanisms for oversite... but that Office holders FAIL do use those mechanisms. - Romeo13

A king size "Amen!" to that.

Posted by: Paco at February 28, 2024 07:02 PM (njExo)

226 Anyone have a link that shows "gorilla grip pussy pal" is from the Rust trial? Can't trust the Gurgle with this one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 07:02 PM (tkR6S)

227 SCOTUS has agreed to hear Trump's immunity case. That trial is now on indefinite hold and the left is losing their minds.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 28, 2024 07:02 PM (QNSds)

228 "Not that it matters, but the wifi ID thing is from the Rust armorer shooting trial..
Posted by: weft cut-loop"

Yes, it matters very much.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 06:53 PM

Hers should have been gorilla grip guns.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2024 07:02 PM (4p0Xq)

229

Dude gon be unalived.

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at February 28, 2024 07:02 PM (dXWXE)

230
What do the lying assholes want?

POWER

If someone has money and sex they get power.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 07:02 PM (PisyI)

231 How can these people last one more day without being fired or at least suspended? The whole fuckig ting is corrupt.
Posted by: fd
---

Disbarred, jailed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 07:03 PM (XeU6L)

232
Was Sweetdick's handle "Loose shoes"?

Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 07:03 PM (j4U/Z)

233 204 >>> Why are so many people so willing to step on their dicks just to try and stop Trump?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Because they just KNOW Orange Man Bad is more corrupt than they are but not in The Club.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2024 06:55 PM (cOq4q)

Nah. They do it because that's where the money is. Honeypot figured Trump was her jackpot.
Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 06:56 PM (rj6Yv)

Simpler, no one who has gone after Trump... even when there is absolute proof of wrongdoing, has been held accountable.

Even the ones supposedly fired, have gotten their retirements back.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 07:03 PM (xaFKb)

234 Uh, why is not the State AG stepping into this? She is just a County DA... Does not the State AG have oversite over things this office does?

Does not the GOVERNOR of the State have any say?

One of the largest problems we have as a country, is not that we don't have the mechanisms for oversite... but that Office holders FAIL do use those mechanisms.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 07:00 PM (xaFKb)

Every state's political power structure has protocols. The state AG (Republican) can't do squat until Kemp nods his head.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 07:03 PM (rj6Yv)

235 51 Successful liars usually remember the bullshit they peddled before they get called on it.
Posted by: Auspex
-----
That only works for just so long.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at February 28, 2024 06:26 PM (XeU6L)

I an astounded you are not being talked-about right now by the Democrats as the best person to replace senile Joe! Not long ago, you were Da Man! What's happened?

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2024 07:04 PM (5fDan)

236 A hanging Chad??

Insider Corner @insiderscorner 6h
BREAKING
The Presidential guard declare a state of emergency throughout the country of Chad.

Unknown gunmen are trying to storm the Chad presidential palace.

Chad accounts say it's not confirmed right now if Mahamat Déby is still officiating the presidential post of Chad, as clashes still are underway in the Capital.

The country is now ruled by a military council led by interim President Mahamat Idriss Déby, a cousin of opposition leader Yaya Dillo.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 07:04 PM (2yu8s)

237 226 - ...and the AoSHQ nickname for Sid the troll has been established.

Posted by: reason at February 28, 2024 07:06 PM (Uhisz)

238

Look at gates and zuckerburg. The only reason anyone would bang them is for the power they have and they hope they can have power by pretending they like bonking them.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 07:06 PM (PisyI)

239 236

The country is now ruled by a military council led by interim President Mahamat Idriss Déby, a cousin of opposition leader Yaya Dillo.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 07:04 PM (2yu8s)

Yaya Dillo?? No shit?

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 07:06 PM (6Eo6S)

240 232
Was Sweetdick's handle "Loose shoes"?
Posted by: Auspex
--------

Is that you Earl Butz?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

241 There is a product named Gorilla Snot, which apparently improves grip on guitar picks and drumsticks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2024 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

242 Was Victoria Nuland in Chad recently?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2024 07:06 PM (u73oe)

243 23 years ago today was the Nisqually Earthquake, a 6.8 shaker.

I remember it well. I watched literal waves of asphalt roll down the street in front of my house. It was amazing!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 07:07 PM (11kd9)

244 Chad accounts say it's not confirmed right now if Mahamat Déby is still officiating the presidential post of Chad, as clashes still are underway in the Capital.
The country is now ruled by a military council led by interim President Mahamat Idriss Déby, a cousin of opposition leader Yaya Dillo.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 07:04 PM (2yu8s)

Like Dung Beetles fighting over the biggest turd.

Hilarious.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2024 07:08 PM (R/m4+)

245 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

BREAKING: Disney film president Sean Bailey is leaving, effective immediately.

Bailey was in charge of Disney remakes.

Bailey was responsible for recent bombs like Little Mermaid (2023) and Peter and Wendy.

Disney lost a whopping $1 billion at the box office last year over multiple flops.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2024 07:08 PM (NpAcC)

246 We just ask for Donations for our beer and Wine, Also be sure to buy your Knights of Columbus Raffle tickets
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 28, 2024 06:58 PM (dKiJG)

"And we welcome you Protestants, but don't think the wine and bread thing means the Eucharist for you."

Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 07:08 PM (j4U/Z)

247 I an astounded you are not being talked-about right now by the Democrats as the best person to replace senile Joe! Not long ago, you were Da Man! What's happened?
Posted by: Gref
--------
'Presidential timber', the MSM gushed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

248 CA has a new $20 per hour minimum wage for fast food workers, and more regulations on gas ovens UNLESS you gave Gov. Newsom a large campaign contribution, then you are exempt from those.

You can't make this stuff up...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 28, 2024 07:08 PM (MeG8a)

249 How does Fani's personal life make Trump innocent? An evil man is still evil.

Posted by: Sid at February 28, 2024 07:08 PM (4EXjG)

250 Iger trying to save himself by throwing others overboard

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2024 07:09 PM (FQmDC)

251 224 Breaking911 @Breaking911 7m
KJP: “The President doesn’t need a cognitive test.”
“The neurologist doesn’t believe he needs one.”
Posted by: andycanuck

No need to test a daft decrepid 80 year old man's late stage syphilis riddled brain.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2024 07:01 PM (cOq4q)

The Joe-worshiping, DOCTOR Jill-approved doctor says Joe is mentally fit to ber President because he does Presidentin' stuff every dang day!

OK, but HOW WELL does Joe do Presidentin'? Joe's ability to do Presidentin' means nothing in isolation.

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2024 07:09 PM (5fDan)

252 160 Fani Willis Bluetooth ID was revealed in court. I can't repeat it. And I'm shocked that I haven't seen it here already:

https://twitter.com/SobrietyCM/status
/1762945059719180560
Posted by: IrishEi
------------------------------

That space plays hell with a Phone.
https://tinyurl.com/
https://t.ly/
It's easy to use.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 07:09 PM (cXfmo)

253 There is a product named Gorilla Snot, which apparently improves grip on guitar picks and drumsticks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2024 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

In the world of auto mechanics, 3M Yellow Trim Cement, which gets used a lot for cementing cork gaskets to pressed-steel covers, is known as "gorilla snot".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (tkR6S)

254 The country is now ruled by a military council led by interim President Mahamat Idriss Déby, a cousin of opposition leader Yaya Dillo.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 07:04 PM (2yu8s)

Like Dung Beetles fighting over the biggest turd.

Hilarious.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2024 07:08 PM (R/m4+)

Uh, we currently have more than 4000 US Troops in Chad... look it up.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (xaFKb)

255 re: sidebar

Dow-er

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (di6C2)

256 Democratic Underground has been down for maintenance since 1:00 p.m. ET today.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (a3Q+t)

257 Posted by: Sid

Go play in traffic, you disgusting pedophile fuck.

Posted by: spindrift at February 28, 2024 07:11 PM (/3nA9)

258 Easier to name countries we don't have troops in when it cones to that area

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2024 07:11 PM (FQmDC)

259 How is he evil?

Posted by: Seems legit at February 28, 2024 07:11 PM (JeYYB)

260 STOP CONVERSING WITH TROLLS !!

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 07:11 PM (V13WU)

261 Has anyone clutched the pearls, because this is what happens when you clutch the pearls.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 28, 2024 07:12 PM (+ay10)

262 thank you very much

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 07:12 PM (V13WU)

263 BREAKING: gorilla grip pussy pal is actually from the Rust trial, claimed in this thread's replies to my #140 link:

http://tinyurl.com/48k4m3tw

Jenny @Jenny_IDLYITW 1h Replying to @SobrietyCM @0HOUR
This is from the Alec Baldwin "Rust" armorer trial, not Fani Willis. You should acknowledge your error and delete this since lies are unhelpful. Fani Willis is bad enough on her own without spre

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 07:12 PM (2yu8s)

264 Democratic Underground has been down for maintenance since 1:00 p.m. ET today.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (a3Q+t)

I suspect a coup d'twats is in the works.

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 07:12 PM (rj6Yv)

265 Uh, we currently have more than 4000 US Troops in Chad... look it up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (xaFKb)

Sulks.

Posted by: Jeremy at February 28, 2024 07:12 PM (tkR6S)

266 TELLING SID TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY ISN'T REALLY CONVERSATION!!

Posted by: spindrift at February 28, 2024 07:12 PM (/3nA9)

267 BIDEN IS PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY COMPETENT.........

Then schedule a debate between Trunp and Biden for tomorrow night at 7 PM EST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 28, 2024 07:13 PM (s+cGt)

268 In the world of auto mechanics, 3M Yellow Trim Cement, which gets used a lot for cementing cork gaskets to pressed-steel covers, is known as "gorilla snot".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (tkR6S)

Henry's in the can, FML. That shit gets everywhere

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2024 07:13 PM (NtVYv)

269 How does Fani's personal life make Trump innocent? An evil man is still evil.
Posted by: gorilla grip oussy pal at February 28, 2024
-

If these prosecutors lie about their personal lives, they cannot be trusted to tell the truth within their professional careers of "presenting facts."

It casts significant doubt on their accusations against Trump. They lie, fuck, and lie about fucking but OH, their claims about a political enemy are all to be believed?

Nope.

Posted by: reason at February 28, 2024 07:13 PM (Uhisz)

270 I am disappoint that gorilla grip pussy pal ain't Fani Willis' p/w. does not mean we cannot refer to her as such , yes ?

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 07:14 PM (V13WU)

271 A kinder, gentler approach would be to invite the troll to consume a satchel of richards.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2024 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

272 How does Fani's personal life make Trump innocent? An evil man is still evil

How did Trump saying the word pussy make him a rapist?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 07:14 PM (ibTVg)

273 242 Was Victoria Nuland in Chad recently?

Posted by: Duke Lowell
--------------------------

She's been everywhere, man, she's been everywhere.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 07:15 PM (cXfmo)

274 Rust trial Yahoo! News full report:

http://tinyurl.com/3ap8aafz

If the Gorilla Glue Pussy Pal don't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 07:15 PM (2yu8s)

275 How does Sid type working two holes at once?

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 07:15 PM (vFG9F)

276 BREAKING NOW: Fani Wills Bluetooth ID revealed in court as: ‘Gorilla Grip Pussy’

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 28, 2024 07:16 PM (ENQN6)

277 Henry's in the can
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2024 07:13 PM

Are you sure it's not Prince Albert?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2024 07:16 PM (a3Q+t)

278 271 A kinder, gentler approach would be to invite the troll to consume a satchel of richards.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2024 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

A sachet of john thomases.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 28, 2024 07:16 PM (di6C2)

279 *this thread is a mess...

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 07:16 PM (V13WU)

280 2 deadest words in the English language, integrity and assimilation.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2024 07:16 PM (sNPVR)

281
He said it out loud, which to them is a no no. Giving away their secrets

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 07:16 PM (PisyI)

282 Sid - Please be in touch, we think we might have a job opening for you.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at February 28, 2024 07:16 PM (XeU6L)

283 Uh, we currently have more than 4000 US Troops in Chad... look it up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (xaFKb)

Well, of course. EVIL PUTIN could invade Chad at any moment! Chad MUST be invited to join NATO, NOW! I need Congress to give me $500 Billion by sun rise to save Chad and NATO!

Posted by: Joe Delusional at February 28, 2024 07:17 PM (5fDan)

284 Lying cocksuckers suck cocks, tell lies. Details at 11.

Posted by: Kakistocracy in action here at February 28, 2024 07:17 PM (i/8eo)

285 Venus Fly Trap

KRP in Cincinnati.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 28, 2024 07:17 PM (VMFAF)

286 Who's gonna burn more brightly?

Airman S'more or Mo'Fani?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2024 07:17 PM (uTCCp)

287 I don't know what to think. Reality must be breaking down. This is what the descent into chaos looks like.

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2024 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

288 4k troops ?? in Chad ? Why???

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 07:17 PM (V13WU)

289 *this thread is a mess...
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 07:16 PM

Big Penguin never sleeps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2024 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)

290 Chad? I know Chad. Uh...very well. Is he banging this Victoria woman too? I KNEW IT.

Posted by: Some THOT at February 28, 2024 07:18 PM (ibTVg)

291 From the Yahoo! News report:

Next witness: Jason Hawks
Friday 23 February 2024 18:41 , Graig Graziosi

The prosecution has called Jason Hawks, the owner of Hawks Consulting, which specialises in helping attorneys extract digital information from cell phones and other devices.

The prosecution asked Mr Hawsk to read text messages pulled from a phone allegedly belonging to Gutierrez-Reed.

The name on the phone was reportedly “Gorilla Grip P**** Pal.”

Mr Hawks read messages from 1 December, 2021 — shortly after Halyna Hutchins was shot and killed on the set of “Rust” — between Gutierrez-Reed, a contact named “Dadcula” and her defense attorney Jason Bowles

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 07:18 PM (2yu8s)

292 How did Trump saying the word pussy make him a rapist?

Posted by: 18-1
-------------------

Vibrations man. Howard Smut made a woman orgasm while sitting on a speaker cabinet. Trump's vibrations are so strong the waves leave his mouth and enter every woman in the perimeter.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 07:18 PM (cXfmo)

293 Why would we leave a Chad hanging?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2024 07:18 PM (sNPVR)

294 If these prosecutors lie about their personal lives, they cannot be trusted to tell the truth within their professional careers of "presenting facts."

It casts significant doubt on their accusations against Trump. They lie, fuck, and lie about fucking but OH, their claims about a political enemy are all to be believed?
____________

Don't forget lootin the public coffers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 28, 2024 07:18 PM (cOq4q)

295 Nobody at all should be shocked that a group of black people in Atlanta are all scrambling like hell to cover for one another. This is how it works. They would all rather perjure themselves into prison than let whitey get a win over the strong empowered black folk in Fulton County.

It's pure fucking tribalism.

Posted by: ballistic at February 28, 2024 07:19 PM (oqH4h)

296 268 In the world of auto mechanics, 3M Yellow Trim Cement, which gets used a lot for cementing cork gaskets to pressed-steel covers, is known as "gorilla snot".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (tkR6S)

Henry's in the can, FML. That shit gets everywhere

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2024 07:13 PM (NtVYv)

Stickum for the win

Posted by: Fred Biletnikoff at February 28, 2024 07:19 PM (5fDan)

297 4000 hanging in Chad?

That is almost a Brigade.

But US Army is short 24,000 people.

"Norman! Coordinate!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2024 07:19 PM (uTCCp)

298 Was Sweetdick's handle "Loose shoes"?
Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 07:03 PM (j4U/Z)

I worked at a place that required an email to accept a payment by phone (because f______ with our clientele was a priority) and a lot of people we dealt with didn't have emails and had to use a kid's email instead.

One poor woman had to use her son's email which was:

Shitweasel@[domain].com

and I could tell she was humiliated by it.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 07:20 PM (D7oie)

299 4k troops ?? in Chad ? Why???
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 07:17 PM (V13WU)

Chad is a former French colony. Shouldn't the French Foreign Legion take care of business? Send reinforcements to Fort Zinderneuf at once!

Posted by: mrp at February 28, 2024 07:21 PM (rj6Yv)

300 You might think this is the finest pearl,
But it's only cardboard balls.
Seamed in glue.
Overwhelming technique.
Done t'diligence.

Posted by: The Magic Band at February 28, 2024 07:21 PM (V5BDR)

301 Disclose.tv @disclosetv Feb 27
JUST IN - German naval frigate has repelled an attack by Houthi militia in the Red Sea — dpa

Disclose.tv @disclosetv Feb 27
MORE - Fregatte "Hessen" successfully engaged 2 enemy air targets

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
JUST IN - German frigate "Hessen" mistakenly fired at a U.S. MQ-9 Reaper drone over the Red Sea on Monday; both missiles malfunctioned and fell into the sea — BILD

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 2h
MORE - New problems: According to media reports, there are no more missiles in German depots for 2 of the 3 types this frigate can fire.
====
Don't be messin' with the Hessians!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 28, 2024 07:21 PM (2yu8s)

302 It's pure fucking tribalism.
Posted by: ballistic
-------

You're welcome.

Posted by: Maynard Jackson, et al at February 28, 2024 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

303 288 4k troops ?? in Chad ? Why???
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 07:17 PM (V13WU)

3 different ops... a couple of UN peacekeeper, and one US Anti Terror.

or the real reason... because our Government is trying to control the entire world... and doing a really shitty job of it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 07:22 PM (xaFKb)

304
An interesting topic for ace would be about power. How did people get it, what do they do when they have it.

Posted by: four seasons at February 28, 2024 07:22 PM (PisyI)

305 Why haven't I met my deadlines?

Too f**king busy, and vice versa.

Posted by: Dorothy Parker at February 28, 2024 07:22 PM (STVs5)

306 A mild solution of liquid detergent in water, used as a lubricant for tire mounting, is known in the garage as Weasel Piss. b

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 28, 2024 07:23 PM (zdLoL)

307 Why would we leave a Chad hanging?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 28, 2024 07:18 PM

Because he's not yet hung?

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at February 28, 2024 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

308 CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

309 23 years ago today was the Nisqually Earthquake, a 6.8 shaker.

Ahhh, the day Lizzo was born and the Doctor dropped her.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2024 07:23 PM (4p0Xq)

310 Flex Seal Fupa Super Glue Snizz

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 28, 2024 07:24 PM (4p0Xq)

311 Was Victoria Nuland in Chad recently?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2024 07:06 PM (u73oe)

It could be Macron and the French are handing out subsidies and promises now. They need that position of central bank for the central African Franc since that funds a lot of french government

Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 07:24 PM (D7oie)

312 Was Victoria Nuland in Chad recently?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2024 07:06 PM (u73oe)

I hadn't heard that, she was in Niger to try and stop them kicking out the French, which she failed to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2024 07:24 PM (eoQWY)

313 How did people get it, what do they do when they have it.

Posted by: four seasons
--------

A question which answers itself.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at February 28, 2024 07:24 PM (XeU6L)

314 My Dell Inspiron i5 laptop wants to upgrade from Windows 10 to Windows 11.

Should I let it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2024 07:24 PM (uTCCp)

315 Ackshually Gorilla Snot is hair gel. Try to keep up.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 28, 2024 07:25 PM (+ay10)

316 Uh, we currently have more than 4000 US Troops in Chad... look it up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (xaFKb)

Of course we do. Why not. Shitty old french colony with nothing to offer the world but misery and death but let's
have young Americans helping the savages out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2024 07:25 PM (R/m4+)

317 Airman S'more

May this forever be his callsign.

Posted by: reason at February 28, 2024 07:26 PM (Uhisz)

318 Cafe is open!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 28, 2024 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

319 "BREAKING: Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp said the Fulton County district attorney’s case against former President Donald Trump and other co-defendants is looking more political because of Fani Willis’ actions and those of Mr. Wade and others"

Another fucking astrophysicist.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 28, 2024 07:27 PM (fvaUq)

320 >>>Disclose.tv @disclosetv Feb 27
MORE - Fregatte "Hessen" successfully engaged 2 enemy air targets
--------------

Was it named for Herman?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 07:27 PM (cXfmo)

321 314 My Dell Inspiron i5 laptop wants to upgrade from Windows 10 to Windows 11.

Should I let it?

Posted by: Anna Puma
------------------------

When you dance with the devil does it matter?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 07:29 PM (cXfmo)

322 Was Victoria Nuland in Chad recently?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2024 07:06 PM (u73oe)

It could be Macron and the French are handing out subsidies and promises now. They need that position of central bank for the central African Franc since that funds a lot of french government
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 07:24 PM (D7oie)

Too late for that, looks like French influence in Africa is on the way out. Even cynical me was shocked about what France was paying for Uranium from there. Like 1 percent of market rates or less. It would make even a hardened colonialist say "Duuuude"

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2024 07:30 PM (eoQWY)

323 Uh, we currently have more than 4000 US Troops in Chad... look it up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 07:10 PM (xaFKb)

Of course we do. Why not. Shitty old french colony with nothing to offer the world but misery and death but let's
have young Americans helping the savages out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2024 07:25 PM (R/m4+)

I think the cover story is fighting Islamic jihadist gangs. Of course we might be funding them too.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2024 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

324 Should I let it?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2024 07:24 PM (uTCCp)

No.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 07:36 PM (tkR6S)

325 I took a cognitive test about 5 years ago, in order to qualify to buy life insurance.

It would be pretty damn hard to fail it unless you had less cognition than an eggplant!

"Listen carefully, please, [mnw]. I'm going to read you the name, age & hometown of an individual. I'm going to ask you to remember this, & repeat it back to me in 20 minutes, OK? Ready? 'John Jenkins is 31 years old & lives in Phoenix, AZ.' Now, do you understand that you'll be asked to repeat this information later, [mnw]?"

"Can you count backwards from 100 until I ask you to stop, please, [mnw]?"

And Biden's people are afraid that he'll flunk THIS? Great God Almighty. Behold the leader of the free world.

Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 07:36 PM (NLIak)

326 Worthless POS is smelling the ill winds of change and wants to avoid getting eaten by the MAGA crocodile. Fuck him in particular.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 28, 2024 06:44 PM (MsrgL)

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I wish I had a MAGA crocodile.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 28, 2024 08:19 PM (++4z6)

327 None of this matters. Nothing will happen to this communist cunt.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 28, 2024 08:48 PM (woPEM)

328 Not to be gross or rude, but have all leaks in this trial been treated like toxic waste? Triple bagged and no actual contact with a sane human?

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at February 28, 2024 09:45 PM (BJgzI)

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