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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Wednesday Overnight Open Thread ( 2/28/24)Quote I "It's coming whether we want it to or not. And everyone is walking around with AI in their hands with their phones, recording, videotaping," San Francisco Mayor London Breed Quote II "When a passenger feels unwell, we will... no longer stop the train," Valerie Pecresse, French Muckity Muck. A state judge in Illinois ruled Wednesday that former President Donald Trump cannot appear on the state’s primary ballot, but she put her ruling on hold to await a Supreme Court decision in a similar case. Judge Tracie Porter said Mr. Trump was not being truthful when he said he is qualified to serve as president, and therefore he cannot be listed on the ballot. She overturned the state’s board of elections, which had allowed Mr. Trump to appear. The judge based the decision heavily on the controversial ruling by the Colorado Supreme Court, which kicked Mr. Trump off that state’s ballot in December. That ruling has been put on hold by the U.S. Supreme Court, and in fact voters in Colorado are voting with Mr. Trump on the GOP primary ballot right now, but Judge Porter called it “persuasive.”Nothing but political theatrics. Donald Trump will never win Illinois in November. She took it upon herself to be full center of several news cycles. And of course she will face no repercussions for her unethical shenanigans. Relying on color and ethnicity over the years has led to an interesting anti-war issue in the Democratic Party. Their theme is, "Beat the Russians. Beat the Jews." And yet, as the night went on, it also became clear that the uncommitted vote was larger than expected, and that the antiwar Democrats had issued a powerful message to Biden and his political advisers. Statewide, the final tally of uncommitted voters was slightly more than a hundred thousand, about 13.3 per cent of the total. In Dearborn, it was fifty-six per cent, and in Ann Arbor it was nineteen per cent. Andy Levin, a former Democratic congressman from Michigan, who backed the uncommitted effort, pointed out that Biden’s winning margin over Trump in 2020 was a hundred and fifty-four thousand votes, and he called Tuesday’s result “historic.” Layla Elabed, the campaign manager for Listen to Michigan, which encouraged Democrats to vote uncommitted, said, “Our movement emerged victorious tonight and massively surpassed our expectations.” She added: “We don’t want a Trump Presidency, but Biden has put Netanyahu ahead of American democracy.” Congresswoman Debbie Dingell, who represents Michigan’s Sixth District, and is a supporter of Biden, said that the large uncommitted vote didn’t surprise her. “It’s not just the Arab American and Muslim community,” Dingell told CNN. “It’s young people who want to be heard and have the same concerns. It looks like Mitch The Bitch has had enough of us RIP Richard Lewis dead at age 76: REPORT Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson must have fallen asleep last night watching a vintage '80s Chuck Norris movie as part of her preparation to hear oral arguments today in the Garland v. Cargill bumpstock ban lawsuit because her understanding of firearms is even less realistic than your typical Cannon Films production. THE scheduled execution of a convicted serial killer has been delayed after prison officials were unable to find a vein to insert an IV. Thomas Creech, 73, who was convicted in November 1974 of five murders in three states, was set to die by lethal injection at 10 am PST on Wednesday before it was suddenly called off.This is where a couple of things come to mind. I wonder if the injection specialist was a former employee of Asprius Health. And a .38 behind the ear of his choice would be quick and painless. It isn't always true. But in this case it is, “Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.” Here’s a tale for those who’ve wondered what happens when two Designated Victim Groups – both accustomed to deference – collide. Specifically, “Indigenous faculty members” at Wilfrid Laurier University, and the black Dean of the university’s social work department. At the centre of the conflict is Kathy Hogarth, Not only does he have a great view of NYC. He can now proudly show off his Genius Award NJ man who chopped down neighbor’s trees ‘for better view of NYC’ fined $13,000 — and faces $1 million bill A security exec who hacked off his New Jersey borough last year by cutting down his neighbor’s trees without a permit has to pay $13,000, a judge ruled. But Grant Haber still has to get to the root of the problem: Local prosecutors say the damages could exceed $1 million after he’s forced to pay for the replacement and care of the felled trees. Haber cut a plea deal that saw him fined for just 18 of the 32 trees that he paid a contractor to ax last March in wealthy Kinnelon, New Jersey. Never let it be said that soccer games aren't exciting. Leeds fan falls from top tier of stand at Chelsea celebrating goal as medics rush to scene Instead of calling the Emergency number and waiting. This guy took action. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. A bin man who saw flames leaping from a flat ‘like a blow torch’ climbed a balcony three times to rescue those inside, saving the lives of a man, a woman and their dog. Steve Whitehouse, 49, showed incredible bravery to climb up to the first floor and make sure all three were rescued after he heard a woman screaming. Even rescuing one of them would have been remarkable, the local fire chief said, but to bring all three out safely was ‘staggering’. Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. 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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 28, 2024 09:59 PM (GIu0F) 2
ONT!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 09:59 PM (ynpvh) 3
Yay, National Science Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 28, 2024 09:59 PM (dZVON) 4
Hello there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 28, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3) 5
Hey, an ONT!
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 28, 2024 09:59 PM (GIu0F) 6
Top 4
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Oh pooo…
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Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 10:01 PM (V13WU) 12
"When a passenger feels unwell, we will... no longer stop the train," Valerie Pecresse, French Muckity Muck.
Works until the first person dies on a train due to that... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:01 PM (ynpvh) 13
Ok, I'll stop.
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 10:01 PM (V13WU) 14
Evenin' y'all!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 28, 2024 10:02 PM (kOluj) 15
For some reason I thought today was Thursday ! drat...
Posted by: runner at February 28, 2024 10:02 PM (V13WU) 16
WARNING: Henceforth, comments will be judged and approved as appropriate to the standard of a Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at February 28, 2024 10:02 PM (qne3Q) 17
Judge Tracie Porter said Mr. Trump was not being truthful when he said he is qualified to serve as president,
And what, praytell, of the Constitutionally required characteristics, does he fail? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:03 PM (ynpvh) 18
Justice determined by brain-dead twits will always be justice determined by brain-dead twits.
Posted by: irright at February 28, 2024 10:03 PM (DtNNC) 19
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ) 20
17 Judge Tracie Porter said Mr. Trump was not being truthful when he said he is qualified to serve as president,
And what, praytell, of the Constitutionally required characteristics, does he fail? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:03 PM (ynpvh) ------------- We are descending into farce. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 10:05 PM (qne3Q) 21
Dobry Vecher, Vse.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 28, 2024 10:06 PM (9yWhg) 22
Newsom finds a new way to grift.
Bloomberg Markets @markets California's new $20 minimum wage rule will exempt restaurants that sell bread, handing a lucrative break on wages to the Panera chain and one of Governor Gavin Newsom’s longtime allies Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7) Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2024 10:07 PM (XV/Pl) 24
20 17 Judge Tracie Porter said Mr. Trump was not being truthful when he said he is qualified to serve as president,
And what, praytell, of the Constitutionally required characteristics, does he fail? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:03 PM (ynpvh) ------------- We are descending into farce. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 10:05 PM (qne3Q) We have landed. I'm afraid we are on the "WTF Is Wrong With Us? KABOOM!!!" slide. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 28, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l) 25
Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!
That top photo is amazing. What a gorgeous sight! That USPS note is a hoot! I doubt the postman realized or appreciated what he was communicating there... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2024 10:09 PM (KglbO) 26
We have landed.
I'm afraid we are on the "WTF Is Wrong With Us? KABOOM!!!" slide. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra/i] What still amazes me is how rapid the descent has been, and it is not over! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 28, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3) 27
Judge Tracie Porter said Mr. Trump was not being truthful when he said he is qualified to serve as president,
- However, Biden is the soul of honesty. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:10 PM (FVME7) 28
Full, and Lush.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's Bush. at February 28, 2024 10:10 PM (SYTee) 29
That top photo is amazing. What a gorgeous sight!
That USPS note is a hoot! I doubt the postman realized or appreciated what he was communicating there... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2024 10:09 PM (KglbO) That Mordor on the left? Posted by: a dude in MI at February 28, 2024 10:10 PM (+I6Y/) 30
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 28, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:11 PM (ynpvh) 32
And what, praytell, of the Constitutionally required characteristics, does he fail?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Maybe he's only 34 and was born in Kenya. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:12 PM (FVME7) 33
16 WARNING: Henceforth, comments will be judged and approved as appropriate to the standard of a Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at February 28, 2024 10:02 PM (qne3Q) Interpretation: comments here create the "Smart Military Blog" standards... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:12 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2024 10:12 PM (SYTee) 35
Not EVEN
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 28, 2024 10:13 PM (as3uC) 36
22 Newsom finds a new way to grift.
Bloomberg Markets @markets California's new $20 minimum wage rule will exempt restaurants that sell bread, handing a lucrative break on wages to the Panera chain and one of Governor Gavin Newsom’s longtime allies Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7) Gotta keep your cronies happy. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh) 37
26 We have landed.
I'm afraid we are on the "WTF Is Wrong With Us? KABOOM!!!" slide. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra/i] What still amazes me is how rapid the descent has been, and it is not over! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 28, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3) Please, don't hand out shovels to dig deeper... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh) 38
33 16 WARNING: Henceforth, comments will be judged and approved as appropriate to the standard of a Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at February 28, 2024 10:02 PM (qne3Q) Interpretation: comments here create the "Smart Military Blog" standards... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:12 PM (ynpvh) We are prepared to hold the fort tonight against those pesky trolls. Carry on. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 28, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l) 39
27 Judge Tracie Porter said Mr. Trump was not being truthful when he said he is qualified to serve as president,
- However, Biden is the soul of honesty. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:10 PM (FVME7) If one does not contain a soul, how would that work? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh) 40
Senator Warren's people wear turtoise jewelry.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:14 PM (FVME7) 41
I read up on that Creech guy last night. His death sentence wasn't actually for the murders he was convicted of, that sentence was commuted to life imprisonment. This death sentence was for beating another inmate to death with a sock full of batteries. And if they couldn't find a vein, couldn't they just stick the line in his carotid? He's going to die anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 10:14 PM (pPypT) 42
28 Full, and Lush.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's Bush. at February 28, 2024 10:10 PM (SYTee) I predict a bush-whacking on Tuesday. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:15 PM (ynpvh) 43
Gotta keep your cronies happy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) You almost have to admire the evil creativity of the Demoncrat scum! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 28, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3) 44
Soon, *every* restaurant in Cali will sell bread. LOL!
Posted by: JQ at February 28, 2024 10:17 PM (njWTi) 45
I’m pretty certain the postman knew exactly what was being communicated in the note.
Posted by: Some stupid with a flare gun at February 28, 2024 10:17 PM (fUOVH) 46
29 That Mordor on the left?
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 28, 2024 10:10 PM (+I6Y/) * * * * Not sure but I'm thinking either a forest fire in the distance or an active volcano? Could also be city lights tinted red for effect. The photo is lovely in spite of the errant light. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2024 10:17 PM (KglbO) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:17 PM (ynpvh) 48
Mrs. Wrecks is a card carrying, government approved
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:18 PM (FVME7) 49
Idaho execution: You get strapped down, you know you're going to die, you feel the needle...then they say "PSYCH!" And they haul you back to your cell to try again later. Now that's cruel and unusual.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 28, 2024 10:18 PM (CFtGR) 50
What is a turtoise? Turtle daddy, tortoise mommy?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:11 PM (ynpvh) You've heard of a tortle? Same thing. Posted by: Holden at February 28, 2024 10:19 PM (/3nA9) 51
He's going to die anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 10:14 PM (pPypT) Hello Jordan, hope you are doing well! I was sure that the reason for the delay was that the poison they were going to use to take out this piece of scum was past its use by date! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 28, 2024 10:19 PM (hOUT3) Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2024 10:19 PM (V02eN) 53
I guess you'll be able to buy bread in every restaurant in California now...
Posted by: lin-duh at February 28, 2024 10:19 PM (PZo5T) 54
THE scheduled execution of a convicted serial killer has been delayed after prison officials were unable to find a vein to insert an IV.
Bet they didn't try the Jugular. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:20 PM (ynpvh) 55
That's a big snapper.
Posted by: davidt at February 28, 2024 10:20 PM (SYTee) 56
43 You almost have to admire the evil creativity of the Demoncrat scum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 28, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3) * * * * Nah. I could not live with myself if my soul was as dark as his most surely is. *shudder* Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2024 10:20 PM (KglbO) 57
Society has always had a surplus of idiot mental defectives, but no one let them actually run anything. We're in uncharted territory.
Posted by: This House Sho' Gone Crazy! at February 28, 2024 10:20 PM (V5BDR) 58
And what, praytell, of the Constitutionally required characteristics, does he fail?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:03 PM (ynpvh) He failed to understand that the role of a judge in our current system is not only to be just short of a complete dictator who's whim is law, but also who's feelings are solid and immutable precedent. Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 10:21 PM (D7oie) 59
Hey, Hrothgar! Doing well, how about you?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 10:22 PM (pPypT) 60
It isn't about Frank Zappa, I know, I know, but it is still a fun watch. Behold "The Search For The Most Mysterious Song On The Internet"
https://youtu.be/FBEoZ1heH-M?si=Ug-cVldKAXQgEsMK Posted by: Lost in Space at February 28, 2024 10:22 PM (5tVLs) 61
Meanwhile, in Ukraine,
The Ukrainians are having difficulty containing the Russian breakout from Avdeevka. Poland is closing its border with Ukraine, supposedly to keep agricultural products out, but more probably to keep a future flood of refugees out. Transnistria, a sliver of territory near the far southwest corner of Ukraine, has asked for Russia's protection. This is a big deal, as it is adjacent to the Ukrainian port city of Odessa. Ukraine can't afford to lose Odessa, NATO (specifically the UK) lusts after Odessa, and Russia has to take Odessa to make the Black Sea secure for their Navy. Transnistria's request kicks off the official start of the Odessa campaign. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 28, 2024 10:22 PM (CFtGR) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:22 PM (ynpvh) 63
It's obvious looking at the progression of white societies versus "societies of color" which has been more successful over time. I was more than happy not to point this out but if minorities are going to keep pressing this idiotic claim that somehow they have been kept down by white oppression then I think it's time to stop being polite.
Nobody kept Africa and other 3rd world shit holes down other than the people who lived there. Minorities have had to move to western countries created and run by whites to experience a better life, few whites are reciprocating. And if not for white liberals promoting minorities with quotas over competency smooth brains like this judge in Illinois would be taking orders at the local McBurger joint. I've had enough of minority racism. Fuck off. Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2024 10:22 PM (LkLld) 64
Nothing but political theatrics. Donald Trump will never win Illinois in November.
---------------------- True, but this is about the primary election not the general. I live in Illinois and would not want my opportunity to cast a primary vote for Trump (as opposed to whatever also-rans are still on the ballot) to be denied. Posted by: Bigsmith at February 28, 2024 10:23 PM (RhIRG) 65
Bet they didn't try the Jugular.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:20 PM (ynpvh) ===== See me @41, I had the same thought! Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 10:23 PM (pPypT) 66
57 Society has always had a surplus of idiot mental defectives, but no one let them actually run anything. We're in uncharted territory.
Posted by: This House Sho' Gone Crazy! at February 28, 2024 10:20 PM (V5BDR) * * * * Ha! I read that first word as "sobriety"! And yet the quote still fits... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2024 10:23 PM (KglbO) 67
57 Society has always had a surplus of idiot mental defectives, but no one let them actually run anything. We're in uncharted territory.
Posted by: This House Sho' Gone Crazy! at February 28, 2024 10:20 PM (V5BDR) "So what if he is mediocre? There are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren’t they? We can’t have all Brandeises, Cardozos, and Frankfurters and stuff like that there." Posted by: zombie Senator Roman L. Hruska at February 28, 2024 10:23 PM (TTAGa) 68
That USPS note is a hoot! I doubt the postman realized or appreciated what he was communicating there...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 28, 2024 10:09 PM (KglbO) I bet he did after the letter carrier unit manager got done screaming at him Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 10:23 PM (D7oie) 69
Society has always had a surplus of idiot mental defectives, but no one let them actually run anything. We're in uncharted territory.
Posted by: This House Sho' Gone Crazy! at February 28, 2024 10:20 PM (V5BDR) ------------------- And multiple platforms for these idiots to amplify their mentally deficient thoughts. Posted by: scampydog at February 28, 2024 10:24 PM (41CYW) 70
Nah. I could not live with myself if my soul was as dark as his most surely is.
*shudder* Posted by: Legally Sufficient It is really hard for me to believe what awful things these liberal people have done, and will continue to do, and yet apparently think it is no big deal. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 28, 2024 10:24 PM (hOUT3) 71
Tracie Porter is a traffic judge. Or she was the last time I saw her. How the fuck does Tracie Porter get to decide who can run for president? She can't read a traffic citation.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at February 28, 2024 10:25 PM (55boN) 72
Mrs. Wrecks is a card carrying, government approved Indian First Peoples. One of relatives was named Terrapin and he and his family used turtle motifs for their jewelry, interior decoration etc.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:18 PM (FVME7) I hope he didn't go by the nick-name "Cooter" Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie) 73
THE scheduled execution of a convicted serial killer has been delayed after prison officials were unable to find a vein to insert an IV.
- Advantage: Guillotine Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2024 10:25 PM (Dnobf) 74
Turtles can be escape artists. I kept box turtles for almost 20 years. A solid fence they can't see through, they are quite content to live their lives in their pen. If they can see the other side, they will be relentless about escape. I've seen a box turtle climb a 4' chain link fence and go up and over. They can work corners climbing, too.
Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at February 28, 2024 10:25 PM (V5BDR) 75
65 Bet they didn't try the Jugular.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:20 PM (ynpvh) ===== See me @41, I had the same thought! Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 10:23 PM (pPypT) Carotid artery, jugular vein? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (ynpvh) 76
Bloomberg Markets
@markets California's new $20 minimum wage rule will exempt restaurants that sell bread, handing a lucrative break on wages to the Panera chain and one of Governor Gavin Newsom’s longtime allies Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7) Gotta keep your cronies happy. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh) buns.... are bread. Hell, biscuits are bread. About the only fast food joints actually hit will be Taco Bell and Chinese Joints. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (xaFKb) Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (V8he0) Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (+I6Y/) 79
A bin man...
"Oh, Oz never did give nothing to the Bin Man That he didn't, didn't already have. . . " Nah, needs more work. -- Dewey Bunnell Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (WXNFJ) 80
71 Tracie Porter is a traffic judge. Or she was the last time I saw her. How the fuck does Tracie Porter get to decide who can run for president? She can't read a traffic citation.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at February 28, 2024 10:25 PM (55boN) --------- Every local petty magistrate now gets to decide who is qualified for the ballot, or haven't you heard? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (qne3Q) 81
Hiya Jordan!
Been a long time. We need to start thinking of a PNW MoMe this year. Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at February 28, 2024 10:27 PM (mgGAX) 82
Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer The meeting in the Oval Office was one of the most intense I’ve ever encountered. We said to Speaker Johnson that if he shrinks from the need to pass the Senate's bipartisan national security bill in the House—it'd be the greatest gift Putin could ask from the American Congress. - Well,that "greatest gift Putin could ask" remark gives away which nation's national security Chuckie is interested in. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:27 PM (FVME7) 83
Why is everyone going gaga over the death of Richard Lewis?
I never found him particularly funny. Posted by: browndog ponders exactly what is humor at February 28, 2024 10:27 PM (TTAGa) 84
Every local petty magistrate now gets to decide who is qualified for the ballot, or haven't you heard?
Hawaiian judge says he'll allow it. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 28, 2024 10:28 PM (dZVON) 85
73 THE scheduled execution of a convicted serial killer has been delayed after prison officials were unable to find a vein to insert an IV.
- Advantage: Guillotine Posted by: Methos at February 28, 2024 10:25 PM (Dnobf) I remember having a nurse trying to find a vein after taking blood from my left arm and forgetting to do all the required samples. So tried the right arm...couldn't get the vein. Went lower, vein collapsed. In the end, jabbed a vein on the back of my hand. If that ain't torture... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:28 PM (ynpvh) 86
52 Another swell ONT.
Thanks Mis. Hum! Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 28, 2024 10:19 PM (V02eN) You're welcome. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 28, 2024 10:28 PM (QXQ4l) 87
CS&N were a lot better 40 years before that video was filmed.
Still assholes, but they sang and played better. Posted by: From about that Time at February 28, 2024 10:28 PM (4780s) 88
Evenin'
17 Judge Tracie Porter said Mr. Trump was not being truthful when he said he is qualified to serve as president Partisan lying hack in a black robe accuses Trump of lying. Bread and Circuses. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 28, 2024 10:28 PM (sAmhv) 89
buns.... are bread. Hell, biscuits are bread. About the only fast food joints actually hit will be Taco Bell and Chinese Joints.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (xaFKb) Dim Sum are bread, and that is sufficient reason to start serving bread sticks Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 10:28 PM (D7oie) 90
Carotid artery, jugular vein?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (ynpvh) ====== Carotid, jugular, isn't it basically the same thing? I dunno, I'm an accountant, not a doctor. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 10:29 PM (pPypT) 91
76 Bloomberg Markets
@markets California's new $20 minimum wage rule will exempt restaurants that sell bread, handing a lucrative break on wages to the Panera chain and one of Governor Gavin Newsom’s longtime allies Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 28, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7) Gotta keep your cronies happy. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh) buns.... are bread. Hell, biscuits are bread. About the only fast food joints actually hit will be Taco Bell and Chinese Joints. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (xaFKb) "Try our NEW sourdough bread tacos!"--Taco Bell Oh, define bread? Chinese, for Peking duck, have one dish were the skin is placed in puffy rice tacos (rice bread) with scallions and duck sauce. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh) 92
True, but this is about the primary election not the general. I live in Illinois and would not want my opportunity to cast a primary vote for Trump (as opposed to whatever also-rans are still on the ballot) to be denied.
Posted by: Bigsmith +++ Wouldn't it be a shame if Nikki! lost to "none of these candidates" again. What a shame that would be. Posted by: Florida Peasant at February 28, 2024 10:30 PM (dr4Q1) 93
Earlier in the year, Car and Driver notified subscribers that they were improving the yearly issue ration from 10 per year down to 6, but that each issue would be larger to compensate.
The first example of the new format showed up today. It is pretty luxurious - physically bigger and made of better paper. It also clocks in at just under 120 pages vs the 80 or so per issue it was down to previously, so not quite the total snowjob I was expecting. Posted by: spindrift at February 28, 2024 10:30 PM (/3nA9) 94
Evening.
Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2024 10:30 PM (80xw8) 95
Carotid, jugular, isn't it basically the same thing? I dunno, I'm an accountant, not a doctor.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 10:29 PM (pPypT) Maybe just apply twenty of those Fentanyl patches to his back and wait. Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 10:31 PM (D7oie) 96
Hey Winston! Yes, we do!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 10:31 PM (pPypT) 97
buns.... are bread. Hell, biscuits are bread. About the only fast food joints actually hit will be Taco Bell and Chinese Joints.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (xaFKb) "Try our NEW sourdough bread tacos!"--Taco Bell Oh, define bread? Chinese, for Peking duck, have one dish were the skin is placed in puffy rice tacos (rice bread) with scallions and duck sauce. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh) Flour tortillas... Flat bread.... crap Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 10:31 PM (xaFKb) 98
90 Carotid artery, jugular vein?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:26 PM (ynpvh) ====== Carotid, jugular, isn't it basically the same thing? I dunno, I'm an accountant, not a doctor. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 10:29 PM (pPypT) Eh, I'm a engineer (non-choo choo type), so same here. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:31 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 10:32 PM (a83VZ) 100
Dang it! Was busy and forgot!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 28, 2024 10:32 PM (Angsy) 101
Hmmm, I didn’t know Paolo worked for the post office.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 28, 2024 10:32 PM (u73oe) 102
Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.....Hawaiian judge.....Can't quite put my finger on the common thread here.
Posted by: scampydog at February 28, 2024 10:32 PM (41CYW) 103
Never let it be said that soccer games aren't exciting.
Oh, they're exciting, but the after game riot is even better. Posted by: Soccer Rioter at February 28, 2024 10:32 PM (0Htd1) 104
buns.... are bread. Hell, biscuits are bread. About the only fast food joints actually hit will be Taco Bell and Chinese Joints.
Posted by: Romeo13 Dim Sum are bread, and that is sufficient reason to start serving bread sticks Posted by: Kindltot We need common sense bread control!! Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2024 10:32 PM (WXNFJ) 105
Daily Mail: Illegal immigrant, 19, from Honduras is accused of raping girl, 14, in Louisiana...as outrage grows over Georgia student Laken Riley 'murdered by undocumented border crosser'
http://tinyurl.com/58xb2sat I guess we don't have to worry about the illegals living as an underclass. They're quite clearly our lords and masters raping and murdering as they please. Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2024 10:32 PM (80xw8) 106
Flour tortillas... Flat bread.... crap
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 28, 2024 10:31 PM (xaFKb) ---------- Head cheese, cradle cap, scrofula Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 10:33 PM (qne3Q) 107
Hmmm, I didn’t know Paolo worked for the post office.
Posted by: Duke Lowell Oh yeah - he always delivers! Posted by: Tonypete at February 28, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ) 108
Hardwood for the win.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 28, 2024 10:34 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Paint Drying at February 28, 2024 10:34 PM (V8he0) 110
>>True, but this is about the primary election not the general. I live in Illinois and would not want my opportunity to cast a primary vote for Trump (as opposed to whatever also-rans are still on the ballot) to be denied.
It's not always about wining. It's about making the opponent spend money and time defending their turf instead of fighting on ours. Trump likely won't win Colorado or Maine either. That's the entire reason for Haley's campaign. She can't win, everyone knows it including her. But she is forcing the RNC to continue this farce of a primary instead of focusing on Biden in the general. Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2024 10:35 PM (LkLld) 111
Carotid, jugular, isn't it basically the same thing? I dunno, I'm an accountant, not a doctor.
---------- *fistbump* Posted by: Bones McCoy at February 28, 2024 10:35 PM (qne3Q) 112
Mark Judge: In Defense of Affirmation
http://tinyurl.com/2p8xx9jy Has anyone told the Horde what good people ya'll are? Well...maybe just mostly okay people Via Insty. Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2024 10:36 PM (80xw8) 113
74 Shell
I could never keep a pet that longed for its freedom that much. Screw THAT. I don't want to be my pet's prison warden. Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 10:36 PM (NLIak) 114
Oh, they're exciting, but the after game riot is even better.
Posted by: Soccer Rioter at February 28, 2024 10:32 PM (0Htd1) Soccer "Hooligan" is the correct sock in this case. Rioter is so common ... Posted by: Millwall Bushwackers at February 28, 2024 10:37 PM (TTAGa) 115
San Fran is going to use AI to help crime? So what happens when it refuses to identify and help capture criminals of color?
Those white women shoplifters will finally face justice! Posted by: Ripley at February 28, 2024 10:37 PM (PTDkx) 116
And here's a random Wikipedia page about the OnionFutures Act.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act "The Onion Futures Act is a United States law banning the trading of futures contracts on onions as well as "motion picture box office receipts"." Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2024 10:38 PM (80xw8) 117
Maybe just apply twenty of those Fentanyl patches to his back and wait.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 10:31 PM (D7oie) ===== Speaking of, apparently there is a place here where you can bring your fentanyl pills to get them tested to make sure they aren't cut with something that will kill you. You bring a pill in and get a QR code telling you if your supply is "safe" or not. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 10:38 PM (pPypT) 118
Those white women shoplifters will finally face justice!
Posted by: Ripley at February 28, 2024 10:37 PM (PTDkx) -------- The Reign of Terror of the Hot White Chicks will finally come to an end. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 10:39 PM (qne3Q) 119
113 74 Shell
I could never keep a pet that longed for its freedom that much. Screw THAT. I don't want to be my pet's prison warden. Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 10:36 PM (NLIak) I have turtles. Probably dumber than tortoises. They don't try to escape their aquarium and they do enjoy watching the TV, especially when turtles or tortoises are on. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh) 120
California's new $20 minimum wage rule will exempt restaurants that sell bread, handing a lucrative break on wages to the Panera chain and one of Governor Gavin Newsom’s longtime allies
So,the smart ones will start selling loaves of bread, rolls, etc. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2024 10:40 PM (0Htd1) Posted by: Cantor's Deli at February 28, 2024 10:42 PM (qne3Q) 122
>>>THE scheduled execution of a convicted serial killer has been delayed after prison officials were unable to find a vein to insert an IV.
--------------- See, there's a job for everyone. Hire a junkie. Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 10:42 PM (cXfmo) 123
>>So,the smart ones will start selling loaves of bread, rolls, etc.
Someone posted the bill on Twitter. It's very specific. You can't just sell bread, it has to be baked on premises and be part of something else so normal bakeries don't qualify. It was obviously written to only include Newson's donor. Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2024 10:44 PM (LkLld) 124
I'm picturing a display case of "McBread" for sale, which is nothing more than the standard hamburger buns. I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics some labor board administrator will have to perform to rule that Panera is exempt while McDonald's isn't...
Posted by: PabloD at February 28, 2024 10:45 PM (FpN5G) 125
As I have written before, in the late 80's and early 90's I had a second job as a bouncer at the topless bar in Houston TX where Anna Nicole Smith was one of our dancers. I have remained friends with a number of my fellow bouncers through our ties with the Martial Arts community. One of them had great success as both a competitor and as a coach, having won a national master's championship in Sombo (a Russian offshoot of Judo) and a number of Brazilian state championships in submission grappling (which is almost impossible for an American to do) he has coached MMA competitors, and a world champion in BJJ. He was visiting and we got to talking about the old times. I mentioned that Daryl Hannah had played a topless dancer in the movie Dancing at the Blue Iguana. We decided to watch it, expecting to see something as Hollywooded up, and unrealistic as Roadhouse is about bouncing. We were stunned. Dancing at the Blue Iguana absolutely captured what working in a topless bar was like. All of the actors were spot on, in particular Daryl absolutely nailed her performance as a Dancer. The parallels to what happened in real life at Gigi's Cabaret were amazing.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 28, 2024 10:45 PM (CecP5) 126
So,the smart ones will start selling loaves of bread, rolls, etc.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2024 10:40 PM (0Htd1) I think the cheapest, smallest commercial bread oven is a tandoori, so I expect a lot of flat bread and nan to be sold with General Tso and buckets of chicken Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie) 127
See, there's a job for everyone. Hire a junkie.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 10:42 PM (cXfmo) They might huff the lethal injection Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie) 128
Judge Tracie Porter said Mr. Trump was not being truthful when he said he is qualified to serve as president, and therefore he cannot be listed on the ballot. ----- I noticed something about this judge. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2024 10:45 PM (Ijbq0) 129
>>> 116 And here's a random Wikipedia page about the OnionFutures Act.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act "The Onion Futures Act is a United States law banning the trading of futures contracts on onions as well as "motion picture box office receipts"." Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2024 10:38 PM (80xw ...thus ending the fashion of wearing an onion on the belt. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2024 10:50 PM (llON8) 130
Box turtles will live 50 years in the wild, but many never travel more than about a 600' radius. Only an extreme lack of food will make them look for greener pastures. They are happy in captivity as long as they can't see the other side. Block wall or plywood, and a soft little hill to dig into and hibernate. They had a stone house to hang out in and a Pyrex water dish/swimming pool. It was like a turtle resort around here. Of course, daily food delivery, too. They sleep November 1 to April 1 around here (NC).
Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at February 28, 2024 10:50 PM (V5BDR) Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH) 132
It is really hard for me to believe what awful things these liberal people have done, and will continue to do, and yet apparently think it is no big deal.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ I look at my nephews and their wives who all support liberal policies. I don't think it even occurs to them that their own children will end up having to live with the consequences. Their children will end up working their asses off to support the ever expanding pool of freeloading slobs that liberals create. And they will also have a choice of living in a crime infested neighborhood, or paying an ungodly amount of money to live in a safe neighborhood. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2024 10:53 PM (0Htd1) 133
Relying on color and ethnicity over the years has led to an interesting anti-war issue in the Democratic Party. Their theme is, "Beat the Russians. Beat the Jews."
If the left was pacifist they'd be demanding a ceasefire in Ukraine. But they aren't. They are anti-American (or at least Heritage America) and anti-Israeli Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 10:54 PM (ibTVg) 134
I posted this earlier, on the last post before a NOOD.
I thought those who've never had a cognitive test (the same kind Biden has been refusing to take for 3 YEARS) might find this interesting. I had to take a cognitive test 5 years ago, in order to qualify for purchasing term life insurance at age 71. I kid you not. And these were the HARD questions: "Mr. [mnw], can you please count backwards from 100 until I tell you to stop?" Now, Mr. [mnw], I'm going to read the name, age, & hometown of an individual to you. Please pay close attention, because in 20 minutes, I'm going to ask you to REMEMBER what I say just now, and REPEAT it back to me. Do you understand? Here we go: 'Jim Williams is 32 & lives in Phoenix, AZ.' OK? I'm going at ask you to REPEAT this individual's name, age & hometown back to me in 20 minutes. Do you understand?" And THIS is the test Biden's handlers have been arranging for him duck for THREE+ years. NO-ONE who has the cognition of an eggplant could fail this test. Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak) 135
THE scheduled execution of a convicted serial killer has been delayed after prison officials were unable to find a vein to insert an IV.
Did we run out of rope? Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 10:55 PM (ibTVg) 136
I noticed something about this judge.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2024 10:45 PM (Ijbq0) ----------- The foul stench of Soros funding, perchance? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 10:55 PM (qne3Q) 137
During one trip back East to visit the 'rents, just before sunset and about an hour or so before KC on I-70, I saw something in the middle of the road.
Yes, it was a fcking turtle. As far as I know there was no river or lake nearby, so I have no idea how it got there or where it thought it was going, but it was a pretty big turtle, istr 2' length or larger and zipping across at turtle-warp speed... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2024 10:56 PM (llON8) 138
convicted in 1974 and just now being executed?
what's the point? it trashes everything the ultimate sentence is supposed to accomplish. Posted by: ultramrine at February 28, 2024 10:56 PM (MNhXM) 139
I went to read about the real murders that launched the Amityville Horror franchise and I noticed something odd.
Ronald DeFeo Jr the killer made up a bunch of odd stories. One is that he was married to and living with a woman in New Jersey named Geraldine Gates and came back to his family home because his mother called him for help with his brother in law. He produced a marriage certificate that was falsified, the women Gates lived in a different state and was married to a different man, and she had no brother to travel with DeFeo. So...he's just a bad liar/crazy right? But years later he DID marry her from prison. Now I know there are crazy women that are attracted to murderers and will marry them in prison but...a murderer that lied about being married to you already? That seems really, really odd. Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 10:56 PM (ibTVg) 140
nic correction
Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 10:57 PM (MNhXM) 141
83 Why is everyone going gaga over the death of Richard Lewis?
I never found him particularly funny. Posted by: browndog ponders exactly what is humor He was funny in "Men in Tights". Anyway, I saw him recently in a video clip, may be from a link in this site. He looked terrible. I figured there was something wrong. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2024 10:57 PM (0Htd1) 142
Judge Tracie Porter said Mr. Trump was not being truthful when he said he is qualified to serve as president,
Hey Judge. What are you hiding? Huh? What secrets do you have? Everyone has some. Just how much of a fraud and liar are you? I bet your lies are real whereas Mr.Trump's are a just a figment of your imagination. Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 10:58 PM (W/lyH) 143
Bush status -- trimmed.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:00 PM (sRfrW) 144
125 ...........and a world champion in BJJ.
Posted by: An Observation sez ------------ I don't know what that extra J is for, but this Number One Contender is ready for a title bout! Bring it out, errr.... on!! Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 28, 2024 11:00 PM (2AUjo) 145
Will "Judge" Tracie Porter next rule on that big jerk who fired her nephew from his job at the McDonald's?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 28, 2024 11:01 PM (llON8) 146
Okay, I give up. Where was the top pic taken?
Loch Lomond? Lake Baikal? Yasgur's Farm? Come on, spill it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:03 PM (qne3Q) 147
He was funny in "Men in Tights". Anyway, I saw him recently in a video clip, may be from a link in this site. He looked terrible. I figured there was something wrong.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2024 10:57 PM (0Htd1) Small claim to fame...but to each their own. And speaking of people who look like they're on deaths door: Jon Stewart I saw a clip of him talking about the passing of his dog (condolences) recently. He looks really rough. Posted by: browndog is not a fan of Men in Tights at February 28, 2024 11:03 PM (TTAGa) 148
If the left was pacifist they'd be demanding a ceasefire in Ukraine.
But they aren't. They are anti-American (or at least Heritage America) and anti-Israeli Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 *** The left is at least partially pacifist. They want Israel to stop fighting. That's it. Just Israel. Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 11:04 PM (W/lyH) 149
Bush status -- trimmed.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:00 PM (sRfrW) How YOU doin'? Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2024 11:04 PM (eibb3) 150
Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 10:56 PM (ibTVg
that whole story is weird and the real facts of the murders don't follow the amityville horror story. at least that's what I got from a doc I watched. Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:04 PM (MNhXM) Posted by: Azjaeger at February 28, 2024 11:04 PM (3/XaG) 152
Went to a Chiropractor for the first time ever this afternoon. Put my back out yesterday and didn't feel like waiting two weeks to see an orthopedist. That was probably the most violent thing that has ever happened to me since I was smacked around at the Zoo in Tacoma several years ago by a foul mouthed asshole who was smacking birds with a stick.
Wham! Bam! Now go home and ice. Not sure it's any better, but I get to go back a few times just to see, I suppose. Any horde-sourced advice? Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:05 PM (sRfrW) 153
I saw a clip of him talking about the passing of his dog (condolences) recently. He looks really rough.
Posted by: browndog is not a fan of Men in Tights at February 28, 2024 11:03 PM (TTAGa) You think he looks rough you should see the dog. Posted by: Robert really enjoys Men In Tights at February 28, 2024 11:06 PM (eibb3) 154
Richard Lewis was never offensive and sometimes amusing. The world will be a slightly more terrestrial place without him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:06 PM (qne3Q) 155
149 Bush status -- trimmed.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:00 PM (sRfrW) How YOU doin'? Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2024 11:04 PM (eibb3) Well, it is a lot easier to see the driveway from the house now. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:06 PM (sRfrW) 156
Since MisHum mentioned Chuck Norris and Canon, I highly recommend Electric Boogaloo, the documentary on Canon Studios. Really entertaining.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 28, 2024 11:07 PM (hCzfy) 157
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:05 PM (sRfrW)
slap hot iron to it. seriously the advice depends what your symptoms are and location of the pain. Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:08 PM (MNhXM) 158
For execution, why not just give someone a 10x lethal dose of fentanyl?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2024 11:08 PM (S6gqv) 159
The left is at least partially pacifist. They want Israel to stop fighting. That's it. Just Israel.
If Hamas was winning they'd be arguing that the war should continue. They aren't pacifist at all - they are just on one side. Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 11:08 PM (ibTVg) 160
For execution, why not just give someone a 10x lethal dose of fentanyl?
Or the clot shot straight into the heart. Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 11:09 PM (ibTVg) 161
For execution, why not just give someone a 10x lethal dose of fentanyl?
'Cause you can't always cont on finding someone to kneel on their back. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 28, 2024 11:09 PM (dZVON) 162
Someone posted the bill on Twitter. It's very specific. You can't just sell bread, it has to be baked on premises and be part of something else so normal bakeries don't qualify.
It was obviously written to only include Newson's donor. Posted by: JackStraw Then the Californians who voted in a super liberal like their governor, can accept the consequences. Restaurant owners will have higher expenses, and customers will pay more for product. There is a reason that the cost of living in California is so high. In the end, it is the fault of the voters. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2024 11:09 PM (0Htd1) 163
Any horde-sourced advice?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:05 PM (sRfrW) DaughterH really swears by (not at) her Chiropractor, she really had some bad back problems and she is still active and functioning pretty much normally. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 28, 2024 11:09 PM (hOUT3) 164
Any horde-sourced advice?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief For an acute back injury, chiropractors can be very helpful. So can massage. If you're really inflamed, you may need a steroid burst. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 11:10 PM (agvh/) 165
Wham! Bam! Now go home and ice. Not sure it's any better, but I get to go back a few times just to see, I suppose.
Any horde-sourced advice? Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:05 PM (sRfrW) Ehhhh, if the adjustment worked - IF, you should feel some relief in 24-48 hours. Take some Aleve to knock down the pain response, it will help the muscles relax (which is the real issue). As to follow-up adjustments, it shouldn't be more than one or two more. Anything more than that is paying for someone's BMW. Posted by: browndog is not a fan of Men in Tights at February 28, 2024 11:10 PM (TTAGa) 166
Any horde-sourced advice?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:05 PM (sRfrW) ----------- Oh here we go. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:10 PM (qne3Q) 167
that whole story is weird and the real facts of the murders don't follow the amityville horror story. at least that's what I got from a doc I watched.
Yes the real story is so much more interesting then the horror movies and "ghost story" Another odd part of the story - the police believe the killer used a rifle. And he killed all 6 people without a struggle. So...he went into each room, shot someone, woke no one up, then moved to the next room and so on? Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 11:11 PM (ibTVg) 168
Leftists fall into several types. The most dangerous are the True Believers, the Star Trek Socialists. They are in favor of destroying the entire world so they can, at last, build their, Socialism Done Right, dreamworld. Despite Einstein's observation that doing the same things and expecting different results is insanity, they think "This time we'll do it right". Their core belief is that "Government Can Be Trusted". No, really, that is what they believe, its an item of faith for them, and no amount of evidence can convince them otherwise.
Of course if they succeed in destroying our current world the socialism they build will be the same pile of rotting dog shit that socialism always is. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 28, 2024 11:11 PM (CecP5) Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 11:11 PM (NLIak) 170
143 Bush status -- trimmed.
Posted by: tcn in AK, ----------------------- Hey, haven't seen you in a while, nice to have you back. Lookin' good. Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:12 PM (cXfmo) 171
Any horde-sourced advice?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:05 PM (sRfrW) Serious? Heat and cold, sauna and gentle stretching, ibuprofen if you can stomach it, and anti-inflammatory food like Natto or Dashi seaweed,. throwing your back out sucks. Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:12 PM (D7oie) 172
Late to the party because stuff.
Hi. Crosby Stills & Nash Long Time Gone - which one is Stills? Thinking many in that crowd weren't even born when that song was a hit. Also, hope they had plenty of sunscreen. Posted by: mindful webworker - ready to cut my hair at February 28, 2024 11:12 PM (2OzmS) 173
Then the Californians who voted in a super liberal like their governor, can accept the consequences. Restaurant owners will have higher expenses, and customers will pay more for product. There is a reason that the cost of living in California is so high. In the end, it is the fault of the voters.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2024 11:09 PM (0Htd1) ===== They never put those two things together. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 11:12 PM (pPypT) 174
Also TCN, IIRC you are not far enough out to qualify as "bush"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:12 PM (D7oie) 175
- Six tons of meth seized at Eagle Pass crossing.
CBP officers seize six and a half tons of methamphetamine at Eagle Pass ... 6 days agoEAGLE PASS, Texas—U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Field Operations officers seized six and a half tons of methamphetamine valued at more than $117 million, the largest ever at a port of entry, in a single enforcement action. "This gargantuan ... https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/local-media-release/ cbp-officers-seize-six-and-half-tons-methamphetamine-eagle- pass-port http://tinyurl.com/5du9nwbt Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:13 PM (cXfmo) 176
Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:13 PM (cXfmo)
$117 million, eh, NOW I am beginning to understand rich cultural diversity! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 28, 2024 11:15 PM (hOUT3) 177
subway supposedly bakes their bread on premises. It's made off premises and shipped to the stores frozen. the store defrosts the bread, flours it and then bakes it.
Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:15 PM (MNhXM) 178
They never put those two things together. Yep. "I voted for the person that cares so this bad thing that happened is obviously unrelated" In a rich blue town next to me they voted for a bunch of lavish new funding initiatives from a new library to a "sustainability officer". This had led to the town seeking a massive increase in taxes. And the funny part - the town is saying of they don't get the money they'll close a school and fire a bunch of cops...not get rid of the sustainability officer or sell the library.... Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 11:15 PM (ibTVg) 179
175 - Six tons of meth seized at Eagle Pass crossing.
---------- I can hook you up. I'm on the corner in Winslow Arizona. Posted by: A Girl, My Lord at February 28, 2024 11:15 PM (qne3Q) 180
171 Any horde-sourced advice?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:05 PM (sRfrW) Serious? Heat and cold, sauna and gentle stretching, ibuprofen if you can stomach it, and anti-inflammatory food like Natto or Dashi seaweed,. throwing your back out sucks. Posted by: Kindltot --------------- Two percodan and a handsome masseur. Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:15 PM (cXfmo) 181
And speaking of people who look like they're on deaths door: Jon Stewart
I saw a clip of him talking about the passing of his dog (condolences) recently. He looks really rough. Posted by: browndog is not a fan of Men in Tights With people in the entertainment industry you always wonder if it is a medical issue or substance abuse. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2024 11:16 PM (0Htd1) 182
Re:Amityville
Ha, I am reading a book called American Murder Houses by Steve Lehto (a MI lawyer who has an interesting channel on utube), and the Amityville house is one of them. Easy reading. He goes in chronological order, and I am up to the early 80s. Menendez's are next. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2024 11:16 PM (ufFY8) 183
Oh another funny part of the town funding debate...one group has argued the towns needs the money because of current hyperinflation, well another group supporting the tax increase argues that the inflation problem has been solved uh...but they still need the money.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 11:16 PM (ibTVg) 184
177 subway supposedly bakes their bread on premises. It's made off premises and shipped to the stores frozen. the store defrosts the bread, flours it and then bakes it.
Posted by: ultramarine --------------------------- Ireland courts say their bread is a pastry. Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:16 PM (cXfmo) 185
With people in the entertainment industry you always wonder if it is a medical issue or substance abuse.
Sam Harris was surprisingly forward about admitting he is a druggie. Probably the only honest thing he said in the interview I saw... Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 11:17 PM (ibTVg) 186
There is a reason that the cost of living in California is so high. In the end, it is the fault of the voters.
I wouldn't be too sure of that. CA has massive election fraud. Newsom only survived his last recall "vote" by huge election fraud, involving discarding Ballots for no signature by throwing away the envelopes of recall ballots, the only place there is to put a signature. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 28, 2024 11:17 PM (CecP5) 187
173 Then the Californians who voted in a super liberal like their governor, can accept the consequences. Restaurant owners will have higher expenses, and customers will pay more for product. There is a reason that the cost of living in California is so high. In the end, it is the fault of the voters.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2024 11:09 PM (0Htd1) ===== They never put those two things together. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 11:12 PM (pPypT) Pretty much EVERYBODY gets mailed a ballot in Kali. My son never registered, but when he turned 18, BAM! a ballot for him came in the mail. Haven't looked over the props yet, will look over everything this weekend. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh) 188
Any horde-sourced advice?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:05 PM (sRfrW) Check out Hyperice. I have a wrap that is both a heating pad and vibration system. It has really helped my back. Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 11:18 PM (W/lyH) 189
Chuck Prophet & The Mission Express "You Did (Bomp Shooby Dooby Bomp)" Paris 2023
Nice! Like a lot of live clips on youtube, you gotta get past the preliminaries, but once they get going, pretty tight. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 28, 2024 11:18 PM (klJTj) 190
Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 11:15 PM (ibTVg)
===== My favorite is the idiots who vote for every bond and levy and then piss and moan when their rent goes up. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 11:18 PM (pPypT) 191
I wouldn't be too sure of that. CA has massive election fraud. Newsom only survived his last recall "vote" by huge election fraud, involving discarding Ballots for no signature by throwing away the envelopes of recall ballots, the only place there is to put a signature.
--------- THIS California is still mostly red, but you wouldn't know it by the official vote counts. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:20 PM (qne3Q) 192
181 And speaking of people who look like they're on deaths door: Jon Stewart
I saw a clip of him talking about the passing of his dog (condolences) recently. He looks really rough. Posted by: browndog is not a fan of Men in Tights With people in the entertainment industry you always wonder if it is a medical issue or substance abuse. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2024 11:16 PM (0Htd1) Power of AND... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 11:20 PM (ynpvh) 193
Ireland courts say their bread is a pastry.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:16 PM (cXfmo) Commercial bread has sugar in it. Ostensibly it is for yeast or for flavoring, but it also keeps the bread more moist for longer, and I suspect it also helps it toast brown more readily. I am told the sugar acts to attract moisture into the bread where bread without sugar would just go stale. In my experience my home made bread takes twice as long to show brown in the toaster unless it is going stale, where commercial bread toasts right up the first minute I bring it home. I am sorry about being a goober about bread, it is one of those things I felt I needed to learn a lot about. Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie) 194
osted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2024 11:16 PM (ufFY
Reminded me of the movie Kalifornia . Brad Pitt should have won an Oscar for his role. Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:21 PM (MNhXM) 195
174 Also TCN, IIRC you are not far enough out to qualify as "bush"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:12 PM (D7oie) No, but our place in Willow probably qualifies. So far we are strictly urbanites. But it's a short drive to the Great Alaskan Bush Company.... where the bushes are all trimmed, or so I'm told. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:21 PM (sRfrW) 196
>>>Sam Harris was surprisingly forward about admitting he is a druggie. Probably the only honest thing he said in the interview I saw...
Posted by: 18-1 ---------------------- Harris did a sweet movie, no reality, about Beethoven composing the 9th. Kept on thinking I know this actor, he did a good job, would have never watched it if I'd known it was him. Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:22 PM (cXfmo) 197
I am sorry about being a goober about bread, it is one of those things I felt I needed to learn a lot about.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie) --------- It's okay. We kneaded it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:22 PM (qne3Q) 198
Another odd part of the story - the police believe the killer used a rifle. And he killed all 6 people without a struggle. So...he went into each room, shot someone, woke no one up, then moved to the next room and so on?
Posted by: 18-1 Yeah, the DeFeo murders were weird. Six shots from a rifle and no one got out of bed. And none of the neighbors heard the shots, either. Ronnie DeFeo changed his story multiple times over the years, so whatever really happened, he took to the grave. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 28, 2024 11:23 PM (hCzfy) 199
197 I am sorry about being a goober about bread, it is one of those things I felt I needed to learn a lot about.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie) --------- It's okay. We kneaded it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:22 PM (qne3Q) I think his thesis lacked proof(ing). Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 11:23 PM (ynpvh) 200
But it's a short drive to the Great Alaskan Bush Company... ---------- Ahh. The perfect name for my planned Eskimo brothel. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:23 PM (qne3Q) 201
Richard Lewis was a drug user but he became sober a number of years ago. The damage was probably already done.
Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:24 PM (MNhXM) 202
It's okay. We kneaded it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:22 PM (qne3Q) It is a subject I dislike to brioche Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:24 PM (D7oie) 203
Thanks, hordians. Good advice. I think I'll see this Chiropractor at least once more before I decide if it's crap. He certainly believes.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:24 PM (sRfrW) 204
Reminded me of the movie Kalifornia . Brad Pitt should have won an Oscar for his role.
Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:21 PM (MNhXM) ===== LOL, that's what I thought of, too! I had such a crush on Dacid Duchovny. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 11:24 PM (pPypT) 205
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My favorite is the idiots who vote for every bond and levy and then piss and moan when their rent goes up. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 11:18 PM (pPypT) ------------------------ Don't care if they say people will die in the streets I vote against every monetary appropriation they put forward. Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:24 PM (cXfmo) 206
The guy who surprised me as being a big drug user was Rodney Dangerfeld.
Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:26 PM (MNhXM) 207
I am sorry about being a goober about bread, it is one of those things I felt I needed to learn a lot about.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie) --------- It's okay. We kneaded it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:22 PM (qne3Q) I think his thesis lacked proof(ing). Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 11:23 PM (ynpvh) *** Without some input we just loaf around here. Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 11:26 PM (W/lyH) 208
Don't care if they say people will die in the streets I vote against every monetary appropriation they put forward.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:24 PM (cXfmo) --------- I instilled in Cicero Daughter to always vote NO. "They will always have a great reason for needing just a little more of your money." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:26 PM (qne3Q) Posted by: JackStraw at February 28, 2024 11:27 PM (LkLld) 210
I noticed something about this judge. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug ============ I image searched her and noticed something, too. Something I expected. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 28, 2024 11:27 PM (bR5zc) 211
Check out Hyperice.
I have a wrap that is both a heating pad and vibration system. It has really helped my back. Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 11:18 PM (W/lyH) Triple usage! Helps with chess matches too! Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 28, 2024 11:28 PM (Angsy) 212
I am sorry about being a goober about bread, it is one of those things I felt I needed to learn a lot about.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie) --------- It's okay. We kneaded it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:22 PM (qne3Q) I think his thesis lacked proof(ing). Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 28, 2024 11:23 PM (ynpvh) *** Without some input we just loaf around here. Posted by: Diogenes ----- The Horde always rises to the occasion. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 11:29 PM (XeU6L) 213
But it's a short drive to the Great Alaskan Bush Company...
---------- Ahh. The perfect name for my planned Eskimo brothel. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:23 PM (qne3Q) *** They will keep your wickiup! Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 11:30 PM (W/lyH) 214
The Horde always rises to the occasion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 11:29 PM (XeU6L) that's the yeast of it. Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:31 PM (MNhXM) 215
I stand proudly with white mediocrity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 11:32 PM (XeU6L) 216
The Horde always rises to the occasion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 11:29 PM (XeU6L) --------- Gotta love the Horde's rye sense of humor. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:32 PM (qne3Q) 217
They will keep your wickiup!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 11:30 PM (W/lyH) Nope, just wannigan more. Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:33 PM (D7oie) 218
Gotta love the Horde's rye sense of humor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:32 PM (qne3Q) But you spelt it out Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:33 PM (D7oie) 219
206 The guy who surprised me as being a big drug user was Rodney Dangerfeld.
Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:26 PM (MNhXM) Really ... That does surprise me. Posted by: browndog gets no respect at February 28, 2024 11:33 PM (TTAGa) 220
Rodney wrote a very funny little autobio: "It's Not East Being Me" (2005)
Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak) 221
Gotta love the Horde's rye sense of humor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:32 PM (qne3Q) ------------ You all are on a roll Posted by: scampydog at February 28, 2024 11:34 PM (41CYW) 222
odney wrote a very funny little autobio: "It's Not East Being Me" (2005)
Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak) did he write about his drug use? Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:35 PM (MNhXM) 223
Gotta love the Horde's rye sense of humor.
Posted by: Cicero ----- Bunch'a crusty old guys here. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 11:35 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 11:36 PM (NLIak) Posted by: Average Guy at February 28, 2024 11:36 PM (lPHZZ) 226
Goddamn... I just looked out the window. It's snowed a couple of inches!
It was 60 and sunny at 9:00am today. We are in the season of "false spring". Posted by: browndog says brrrr ... at February 28, 2024 11:37 PM (TTAGa) 227
Okay, I give up. Where was the top pic taken?
Loch Lomond? Lake Baikal? Yasgur's Farm? Come on, spill it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:03 PM (qne3Q) Looks like Yosemite to me... Posted by: Average Guy at February 28, 2024 11:38 PM (lPHZZ) 228
Looks like photoshopped calendar art to me.
Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 11:39 PM (NLIak) 229
226 Goddamn... I just looked out the window. It's snowed a couple of inches!
It was 60 and sunny at 9:00am today. We are in the season of "false spring". Posted by: browndog says brrrr ... at February 28, 2024 11:37 PM (TTAGa) Wait 12 more hours. Trust me. Posted by: Roy at February 28, 2024 11:39 PM (z+ik4) 230
I guess you'll be able to buy bread in every restaurant in California now...
Posted by: lin-duh at February 28, 2024 10:19 PM (PZo5T) McDonalds sells bread. Their buns are made of it, or a reasonable facsimile thereof. Taco Bell? Maybe not. I'd laugh out loud if Chinese and Mexican restaurants took Newsome to court on the ground that the new law is rayciss. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 11:39 PM (tkR6S) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 11:39 PM (XeU6L) 232
Snapping turtles are much more aquatic than box turtles and move around to find new digs if the creek, pond, ditch, they are living in dries up or food gets low. The one in the picture is probably chasing water on the other side of the fence.
One of my box turtles decided to leave about 4 1/2 years ago. Never saw him again til last summer. He was in my vegetable garden about 50' from his old pen. He sat with me for about 20 minutes, then walked off. Maybe I'll see him again 4 years from now. Posted by: Your Shell Answer Man at February 28, 2024 11:39 PM (V5BDR) 233
It was 60 and sunny at 9:00am today.
We are in the season of "false spring". Posted by: browndog says brrrr ... at February 28, 2024 11:37 PM (TTAGa) --------- What is it you didn't understand about "five more weeks of winter"? Posted by: Punxatawny Phil at February 28, 2024 11:40 PM (qne3Q) 234
Wait 12 more hours. Trust me.
Posted by: Roy at February 28, 2024 11:39 PM (z+ik4) Heh... It's supposed to be in the 50s by Friday morning. It's windy, windy, windy at the moment. Posted by: browndog says brrrr ... at February 28, 2024 11:41 PM (TTAGa) 235
230 I guess you'll be able to buy bread in every restaurant in California now...
Posted by: lin-duh at February 28, 2024 10:19 PM (PZo5T) McDonalds sells bread. Their buns are made of it, or a reasonable facsimile thereof. Taco Bell? Maybe not. I'd laugh out loud if Chinese and Mexican restaurants took Newsome to court on the ground that the new law is rayciss. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 11:39 PM (tkR6S) Is not dumpring, is BREAD! Posted by: Roy at February 28, 2024 11:41 PM (z+ik4) Posted by: Gen Z at February 28, 2024 11:41 PM (XeU6L) 237
What is it you didn't understand about "five more weeks of winter"?
Posted by: Punxatawny Phil at February 28, 2024 11:40 PM (qne3Q) I put not my faith in rodents. In fact, I kill them ****growls lowly*** Posted by: browndog says brrrr ... at February 28, 2024 11:42 PM (TTAGa) 238
On Jan 6th there was a man who climbed the scaffolding at the capitol and fired two pistol shots into the air. If you think Ray Epps was a plant, how about that guy? He has never even been arrested let alone prosecuted. Inquiring minds want to know why?
https://j6footage.org/ Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 28, 2024 11:42 PM (CecP5) 239
Another odd part of the story - the police believe the killer used a rifle. And he killed all 6 people without a struggle. So...he went into each room, shot someone, woke no one up, then moved to the next room and so on?
Posted by: 18-1 Yeah - I still remember the coverage at the time, and could never fathom how it happened. There was some speculation that a family member assisted in the murders, only to end up a target themselves. There were also allegations that De Feo Sr. was linked to the Mob, although how that would come into play here is unclear. It reminds me of the Villisca Axe Murders that took place in Iowa in 1912. Someone managed to murder a family of eight people on multiple floors without seemingly encountering any attempted escapes or alerting the others in the house. There's a theory that the killer used the blunt end of the axe to bludgeon the victims before coming back to do the Lizzie Borden routine, but it seems like that would still be a pretty noisy and disrupting. Posted by: This Space Left Intentionally Blank at February 28, 2024 11:43 PM (dwYB9) 240
Yasgur's Farm is where the Woodstock Festival was held, in '69, I think. Upstate NY.
Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 11:44 PM (NLIak) 241
240 Yasgur's Farm is where the Woodstock Festival was held, in '69, I think. Upstate NY.
Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 11:44 PM (NLIak) Indeed ... Posted by: browndog says brrrr ... at February 28, 2024 11:44 PM (TTAGa) 242
Why is everyone going gaga over the death of Richard Lewis?
I never found him particularly funny. Posted by: browndog ponders exactly what is humor at February 28, 2024 10:27 PM (TTAGa) I thought they were talking about Al Lewis, who played Grandpa Munster, I think. I don't think I have ever seen a show with Richard Lewis in it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 11:44 PM (tkR6S) 243
When I was in Sinop Turkey at the small Army post there, we had a Beechcraft C-12 to fly us to and from Istanbul. There were also a lot of turtles, big ones, around the airport. One day we were coming in to land and absolutely greased a turtle with the landing gear. Smeared that poor thing over 30 feet.
Sadz. Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 11:45 PM (W/lyH) 244
Lost In Space, very interesting link on the most mysterious song on the internet. It's the inverse of a Fortean riddle called the Thunderbird Photo, which I still think was a precursor of the Mandela Effect.
Posted by: This Space Left Intentionally Blank at February 28, 2024 11:48 PM (dwYB9) 245
One day we were coming in to land and absolutely greased a turtle with the landing gear. Smeared that poor thing over 30 feet.
Sadz. Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 11:45 PM (W/lyH) ---------- Ironic. 120 million years of plodding evolutionary advancement, brought to a screeching halt in the landing gear of single engine puddle jumper. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:48 PM (qne3Q) 246
Yasgur's Farm is where the Woodstock Festival was held, in '69, I think. Upstate NY.
Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 11:44 PM (NLIak) Out west, we had the Washougal River Rock Festival and Lighter Than Air Faire. 1970. On stage when I walked through there, Commander Cody was playing. Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 11:49 PM (W/lyH) 247
>>> 232 Snapping turtles are much more aquatic than box turtles and move around to find new digs if the creek, pond, ditch, they are living in dries
------------------- Touchy too. When you pick them up to move them out of the road grab them by the hind quarters. They've got that reach around down. Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:49 PM (cXfmo) 248
Or the clot shot straight into the heart.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 28, 2024 11:09 PM (ibTVg) Boy, would that be truth in advertising. Big Pharma would never allow it. Posted by: RickZ at February 28, 2024 11:50 PM (emlEe) 249
"Radical." "Burden." "Trauma." "Resistance." "White mediocrity."
These people are cargo cultists. They chant mantra and spells, hoping for the gods to drop manna upon them. And they keep doing it because: It. Fucking. Works. Their "resistance" is counter-productive. They don't create. They don't make. They destroy. They literally destroy lives. There's a saying that adversity breeds character. These critters don't have adversity. And they crave it, so they have to do an equivalent of "Stolen Valor" mixed with "Sins of the Father" to give their pitiful, meaningless lives something to fill the sheer emptiness within them. It's also why they call it "Virtue Signalling". It's merely a sign, not of substance. Posted by: Another Anon at February 28, 2024 11:50 PM (QNMaY) 250
120 million years of plodding evolutionary advancement, brought to a screeching halt in the landing gear of single engine puddle jumper.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 11:48 PM (qne3Q) Twin engine turboprop, but not that it mattered to the turtle. Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 11:50 PM (W/lyH) 251
On Jan 6th there was a man who climbed the scaffolding at the capitol and fired two pistol shots into the air. If you think Ray Epps was a plant, how about that guy? He has never even been arrested let alone prosecuted. Inquiring minds want to know why?
https://j6footage.org/ Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 28, 2024 11:42 PM (CecP5) what's weird to me is no one on the ground that I could see even took notice. Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:51 PM (MNhXM) 252
africa's problems is that has always been is full of africans.
Posted by: free tibet at February 28, 2024 11:51 PM (wyci2) 253
I think the cheapest, smallest commercial bread oven is a tandoori, so I expect a lot of flat bread and nan to be sold with General Tso and buckets of chicken
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie) There are hundreds of home bread machines on the market. Restaurants could just get a rack of them, and find a way to incorporate their output into the menu in such a way as to satisfy Newsome's crony law. Malicious compliance. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 28, 2024 11:52 PM (tkR6S) 254
Touchy too. When you pick them up to move them out of the road grab them by the hind quarters. They've got that reach around down.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:49 PM (cXfmo) I was down in Pinehurst many years ago. I went out for an evening stroll and happened across a "turtle" in the middle of the road. Being concerned, I went and picked up this fairly large fellow...and almost got my f'n hand bit off. I'd never seen a Snapper that big, and I had no idea: 1) they stuck that fast b) their necks rach out about the length of their shell iii) they hiss Thank god I hadn't been drinking or sparking up ... oye! Posted by: browndog shakes his head at February 28, 2024 11:54 PM (TTAGa) Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:55 PM (sRfrW) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2024 11:56 PM (63Dwl) 257
Turtles are incredibly weird for reptiles, in fact until genetic analysis was developed, there was some question about where exactly in the reptile class they were placed. they have no opening in their skulls so this was considered important, and they were assigned an Order for themselves. There had been some speculation that the closest relative was the marine lizards like the plesiosaurs at one point. They are now considered to be more closely related to dinosaurs/birds and crocodiliforms, for the supposed value of "branched off in the Permian" for "more closely related"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 28, 2024 11:57 PM (D7oie) 258
232 Snapping turtles are much more aquatic than box turtles and move around to find new digs if the creek, pond, ditch, they are living in dries
--------------- March 5, proximal. Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:57 PM (cXfmo) 259
One thing leads to another. NY will soon have a Bread Police bureaucracy. The bread cops.
Posted by: Johnny Fever at February 28, 2024 11:57 PM (XeU6L) 260
I'd stand a good chance of failing name age and place part of the cognitive test. Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)
Remember some meaningless details that someone told me 20 minutes ago. Maybe knowing it was a test I'd repeat it to myself often enough to lock it in. Posted by: PaleRider at February 28, 2024 11:58 PM (3cGpq) 261
Year of the SnowBunny.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 11:58 PM (cXfmo) 262
Woodstock was/is celebrated as the place where half a million people gathered, & yet there was nothing but PEACE and LOVE. The apotheosis of the hippie ethos.
A short time later, there was the Altamont music festival in CA, where a crazy man brandishing a pistol was stabbed to death, by a Hells Angels "security guard," captured on film. There's a documentary about Altamont called "Altamont," with Jefferson Airplane (Grace Slick) and the Stones. It's very good. Altamont is where Peace & Love went to die. Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 11:59 PM (NLIak) 263
Turtle Pron
When I was working at Ft Irwin at the National Training Center, there was a place in Barstow that had turtles. It was mating season. They got it on. Only took about an hour. I got pictures. Does that make me creepy? Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2024 12:00 AM (W/lyH) 264
I noticed some bread puns up thread. I’m leaven those alone.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at February 29, 2024 12:01 AM (JRP2U) 265
Altamont is where Peace & Love went to die.
Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 11:59 PM (NLIak) ----------- *ahem* Posted by: Spahn Ranch at February 29, 2024 12:01 AM (qne3Q) 266
One thing leads to another. NY will soon have a Bread Police bureaucracy. The bread cops.
The bread police They come to me in my kitchen The bread police No, they never stop bitchin' The bread police They're coming to toast me, oh no! Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 29, 2024 12:01 AM (dZVON) 267
263 Turtle Pron
When I was working at Ft Irwin at the National Training Center, there was a place in Barstow that had turtles. It was mating season. They got it on. Only took about an hour. I got pictures. Does that make me creepy? Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2024 12:00 AM (W/lyH) What are you, a biologist? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:02 AM (ynpvh) 268
"Then the Californians who voted in a super liberal like their governor, can accept the consequences. Restaurant owners will have higher expenses, and customers will pay more for product. There is a reason that the cost of living in California is so high. In the end, it is the fault of the voters.
" I learned earlier today that you cant fault the voters for the things they vote for. It makes us a bunch of big bad meanieheads. Posted by: The Royal England Yacht Club at February 29, 2024 12:04 AM (89Sog) 269
I'd stand a good chance of failing name age and place part of the cognitive test. Posted by: mnw at February 28, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)
Remember some meaningless details that someone told me 20 minutes ago. Maybe knowing it was a test I'd repeat it to myself often enough to lock it in. Posted by: PaleRider --- I've been through two or three cognizance tests. During my last hospitilization, there was another. I actually wrote up a little monograph about the experience, the hospitilization that is. But, included was a bit about the test. I could not stop myself from spoofing the administrator. I'm surpised that they didn't have the nice men in the white suits come and take me away. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:05 AM (XeU6L) 270
*suprised
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:06 AM (XeU6L) 271
Any horde-sourced advice?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 28, 2024 11:05 PM (sRfrW) . My first visit to my chiro after doing x-rays and testing he adjusted my neck. It HURT but I figured I'd give it a 2nd chance before deciding chiro was not for me cuz I'd been having neck soreness for months. The follow up visit 2 days later he did some techniques to stop the muscle spasms and turned me into a repeat customer. I go about once a month, my back gets stuck. Posted by: PaleRider at February 29, 2024 12:06 AM (3cGpq) 272
*surprised, dmmit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:06 AM (XeU6L) 273
Aw, hell, I give up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:07 AM (XeU6L) 274
What are you, a biologist?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:02 AM (ynpvh) Heh. No. Was working there and at the time of the turtle thing, was drinking beer with a buddy and killing time. The turtles were part of a small community display thing one Saturday. Lets face it, its not like Barstow has a lot going for it. Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2024 12:07 AM (W/lyH) 275
I don't think Spahn Ranch has any bearing on the Woodstock & Altamont festivals where hundreds of thousands gathered to hear music.
Apples and oranges. Charley was just a standard issue ex-con from IN, with a great line of bullshit... if you're 17. Posted by: mnw at February 29, 2024 12:07 AM (NLIak) 276
*surprised, dmmit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:06 AM (XeU6L) LOL! Try, try again. Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 12:08 AM (emlEe) Posted by: mindful webworker - event horizontal at February 29, 2024 12:08 AM (2OzmS) 278
Jeeze...my typing/spelling skills are circling the drain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:09 AM (XeU6L) 279
269 Hammer
After I parroted back "Jim Johnson, age 32, Phoenix, AZ," I thought about adding, "I heard that guy was a faggot, right, nurse?" But it seemed like a poor venue for a joke. Posted by: mnw at February 29, 2024 12:12 AM (NLIak) 280
Also "Put my back out yesterday"
I have heard from a horse chiro "Don't bring the horse for a visit right away after an injury" Taking a couple days with icing, etc for the muscles to not be spasming from the injury is better. So I always apply that if I wrench something on my body. Posted by: PaleRider at February 29, 2024 12:14 AM (3cGpq) 281
...But it seemed like a poor venue for a joke.
Posted by: mnw at February 29, 2024 12:12 AM (NLIak) PERFECT venue for a joke. But it would need to be a Hemingwayesque Short Story of a Joke, to really land. "....and that's when the doc said I didn't have memory issues, but was 100% bug nutz cray cray!" lol Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 29, 2024 12:15 AM (e6UQI) 282
Lets face it, its not like Barstow has a lot going for it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2024 12:07 AM (W/lyH) So, Barstow is a great place to watch turtles fornicating. Good to know (I think). Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 29, 2024 12:16 AM (sRfrW) 283
After I parroted back "Jim Johnson, age 32, Phoenix, AZ," I thought about adding, "I heard that guy was a faggot, right, nurse?"
--------------- I was asked, 'What do you do if someone is trying to break into your house?' Presumably, 'Call 911' was the expected answer. 'Shoot to kill' might have been the wrong answer. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:17 AM (XeU6L) 284
Lets face it, its not like Barstow has a lot going for it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2024 12:07 AM (W/lyH) ------------- The herpetologists would like a word...nevermind, you have a point. Posted by: scampydog at February 29, 2024 12:19 AM (41CYW) 285
What has "American Democracy" got to fo with Israel taking care of business? Weren't we suppose to not be the world's policeman according to these flakes like4 years ago?
Posted by: Bete at February 29, 2024 12:20 AM (SULz9) 286
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:17 AM (XeU6L)
Laughed out loud for a minute after reading that Mike. I think "shoot to kill" is a great answer and they did let you go home. Posted by: PaleRider at February 29, 2024 12:21 AM (3cGpq) 287
Laughed out loud for a minute after reading that Mike. I think "shoot to kill" is a great answer and they did let you go home.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 29, 2024 12:21 AM (3cGpq) I always love the question "Do you feel safe in your home?" My go to answer has been "Have you ever had teenaged boys? You should probably ask my refrigerator." Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 29, 2024 12:23 AM (sRfrW) 288
278 Jeeze...my typing/spelling skills are circling the drain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:09 AM (XeU6L) I know the feeling. I just say my fingers betray me, and that is somewhat true; sometimes I have one thing in mind, but whatever is controlling the fingers has another and completely different words come up. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:24 AM (ynpvh) 289
287 Laughed out loud for a minute after reading that Mike. I think "shoot to kill" is a great answer and they did let you go home.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 29, 2024 12:21 AM (3cGpq) I always love the question "Do you feel safe in your home?" My go to answer has been "Have you ever had teenaged boys? You should probably ask my refrigerator." Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 29, 2024 12:23 AM (sRfrW) TSA: "Did anyone put anything in your luggage you were not aware of?" passenger: "If I was unaware of it, how would I know?" Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:26 AM (ynpvh) 290
but whatever is controlling the fingers has another and completely different words come up.
Posted by: jim ----- No spellcheck with this browser, so I'm on my own. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:26 AM (XeU6L) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 12:27 AM (63Dwl) 292
Mike Hammer, Your little monograph was a delight to read, and I wish that you would share it with all of us. I hope that you are well.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2024 12:27 AM (Sgq8y) 293
290 but whatever is controlling the fingers has another and completely different words come up.
Posted by: jim ----- No spellcheck with this browser, so I'm on my own. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:26 AM (XeU6L) That's okay. My speelings is goodz enuf. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:27 AM (ynpvh) 294
A bit off color, but my favorite Dr. response: Any trouble getting an er...... "No Doc, just finding a place to put it." She hasn't asked that question since.
Posted by: scampydog at February 29, 2024 12:28 AM (41CYW) 295
Debby! How are you doing?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:28 AM (ynpvh) 296
Mike Hammer, Your little monograph was a delight to read, and I wish that you would share it with all of us. I hope that you are well.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz ----- Ah. Wasn't sure that it made it to you. Thnx. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:28 AM (XeU6L) 297
Nytol
Posted by: mnw at February 29, 2024 12:28 AM (NLIak) 298
http://tinyurl.com/4th4uzzn Posted by: Bertram Cabot ------- Yup. Covered that in The Rehab Chroicles also. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:29 AM (XeU6L) 299
The correct way to draw the "clock" in the memory quiz, is thanks to one Salvador Dali.
Master that drawing, practice it often, rely upon it, always. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 29, 2024 12:31 AM (e6UQI) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:31 AM (XeU6L) 301
298
http://tinyurl.com/4th4uzzn Posted by: Bertram Cabot ------- Yup. Covered that in The Rehab Chroicles also. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:29 AM (XeU6L) What if I draw a digital clock? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:31 AM (ynpvh) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:33 AM (XeU6L) 303
I'm given the clock drawing test every year.
http://tinyurl.com/4th4uzzn Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 12:27 AM (63Dwl) So what if you drew a detailed and accurate picture of a digital clock? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 12:33 AM (tkR6S) 304
So what if you drew a detailed and accurate picture of a digital clock?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Then the nurse would roll her eyes at you and say, ok wise guy, do you really want to flunk this test? Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 12:36 AM (d+tIC) 305
304 So what if you drew a detailed and accurate picture of a digital clock?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Then the nurse would roll her eyes at you and say, ok wise guy, do you really want to flunk this test? Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 12:36 AM (d+tIC) For some reason, I think of Bugs Bunny's reaction to "Draw Poker"... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:39 AM (ynpvh) 306
Then the nurse would roll her eyes at you and say, ok wise guy, do you really want to flunk this test?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 12:36 AM (d+tIC) I would contend that it takes a higher level of cognition to be a smartass than it does to slavishly comply with the seemingly silly demand. I like Jim's suggestion of the Dali floppy clock. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 12:40 AM (tkR6S) 307
Joe Biden would draw a cock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 12:41 AM (tkR6S) 308
306 Then the nurse would roll her eyes at you and say, ok wise guy, do you really want to flunk this test?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 12:36 AM (d+tIC) I would contend that it takes a higher level of cognition to be a smartass than it does to slavishly comply with the seemingly silly demand. I like Jim's suggestion of the Dali floppy clock. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 12:40 AM (tkR6S) there's always a sundial. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:41 AM (ynpvh) 309
...and I'm done.
Night all. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:42 AM (ynpvh) 310
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 12:40 AM (tkR6S)
there's always a sundial. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:41 AM (ynpvh) --------------- 555-1212 Posted by: At the tone, Pacific Standard Time at February 29, 2024 12:45 AM (41CYW) 311
Quote I
"It's coming whether we want it to or not. And everyone is walking around with AI in their hands with their phones, recording, videotaping," San Francisco Mayor London Breed ---- Please show that you are a benefit to society and program your spy drones to clean up the turds on your city sidewalks instead... Posted by: As not seen on TV at February 29, 2024 12:45 AM (EZoYx) 312
there's always a sundial.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 29, 2024 12:41 AM (ynpvh) I don't know if I could accurately depict a sundial showing ten past eleven. And does a sundial count as a clock? "Clock" implies some sort of mechanism. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 12:47 AM (tkR6S) 313
Nurses have ways of making your stay inhospitable.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 12:49 AM (cXfmo) 314
"Oh..I thought you said 'Glock'..." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:49 AM (XeU6L) Posted by: Ciampino - Because the UN are all perverts, there! at February 29, 2024 12:50 AM (qfLjt) 316
I always draw a very detailed old fashioned clock, like the ones of my youth. Sometimes I tell them that I am not quite ready to hand it in yet. I think that if you drew a nice representation of the Salvatore Dali clocks you would have a very fine basis for a lawsuit should they ever declare you insane.
Mike, I did tell you this on the ONT, shortly after reading it, you may have missed it. I thoroughly enjoyed it and told you so, right then. You should submit it to the AOS writer's group. It would be a great short story. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2024 12:52 AM (Sgq8y) 317
..."Oh..I thought you said 'Glock'..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 12:49 AM (XeU6L) This is by far, the best, most evil thought of the night. Thank you, my friend! LOL! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 29, 2024 12:54 AM (e6UQI) 318
I always love the question "Do you feel safe in your home?" My go to answer has been "Have you ever had teenaged boys? You should probably ask my refrigerator."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 29, 2024 12:23 AM (sRfrW) My answer to the 'feel safe at home?' question: I live alone and I don't feel safe because I'm always beating myself up. Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 01:02 AM (emlEe) 319
It should be noted that the Edmund Scientific Company used to sell a floppy clock a la Salvador Dali, which had an electric motor driving "hands" that were printed on sheets of clear flexible plastic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 01:02 AM (tkR6S) 320
Mike, I did tell you this on the ONT, shortly after reading it, you may have missed it. I thoroughly enjoyed it and told you so, right then. You should submit it to the AOS writer's group. It would be a great short story. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz ------ Sorry ma'am. I kind of drop in and out through the day, so I missed it. It was kind of the Cob involved to forward it on to you for me. I've pretty much only shared it with those who have recently been hospitalized. It is a little surprising to see so many identical reactions tonight to the cognizance test. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 01:03 AM (XeU6L) Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 01:06 AM (5vsma) 322
Well, I am going to hit the sack. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 01:07 AM (tkR6S) 323
Even the Glock clock. That was hysterical. I couldn't let him show the doctor, so we had to start over.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 01:07 AM (5vsma) 324
Another great ONT MisHum. From the last few days it seems like your weather has been like ours. Crazy swings, we went from 76 to 18 in about 12 hours.
Posted by: Farmer at February 29, 2024 01:08 AM (55Qr6) 325
Canadian pension plan dumps stake in NYC commercial real estate project for just $1 in ‘opposite of a vote of confidence for office’
... Canada Pension Plan Investment Board has done three deals at discounted prices, selling its interests in a pair of Vancouver towers, a business park in Southern California and a redevelopment project in Manhattan, with the New York stake offloaded for the eyebrow-raising price of just $1. - And so it begins. Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 01:11 AM (cXfmo) 326
Hospitals are bad places to give cognizance tests. I was with my father one time when he was in intensive care for a collapsed lung and complications, and he was recovering ok and could talk normally, but he was still on a lot of medication. He was carrying on a normal conversation with me, but he kept glancing out the window of his room and looking very troubled, I asked "what's bothering you out there?" and he said "Don't you see it?" I said "huh?" He said "Don't you see them? Those gorillas, they keep running up and down the palm trees and then running across the power lines. They shouldn't be out there like that." I took a long pause, and said as gently as I could "you gotta trust me dad, there aren't any gorillas out running around in the parking lot."
We learned later that it was a combination effect of one of the painkillers with one of the other drugs that was messing with his mind so much. It was really pretty funny. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2024 01:12 AM (S6gqv) 327
Y'all have not come up with anything I haven't already seen.
Try harder. Posted by: nurse ratched -------- I had my BIL bring in the silhouette target from the mail-in competition. It made a tangible impression. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 01:12 AM (XeU6L) 328
Joe Biden would draw a rock, and not very convincingly.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2024 01:13 AM (Sgq8y) 329
Y'all have not come up with anything I haven't already seen.
Try harder. Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 01:06 AM (5vsma) My father built a clock. It is a wood carving of an owl, whittled out of a board. The owl's eyes rotate on spindles, and are solid white, with black sectors of about 30 degrees, and each black sector has a white median line on it, making a pointer. Around each eye are 12 carved notches indicating the hours on a clock. On the back side, each eye has a pulley, connected by a rubber-band belt to like-sized pulleys on the spindles of an old alarm-clock movement house in a coffee can. Alarm clock movement is worn out. I should replace it with a battery driven quartz clock. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 01:14 AM (tkR6S) 330
Try harder.
Posted by: nurse ratched -------- I had my BIL bring in the silhouette target from the mail-in competition. It made a tangible impression. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. -------- I know, I know, you would have taken a look and said, 'Eh, you jerked that one'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 29, 2024 01:15 AM (XeU6L) 331
I should replace it with a battery driven quartz clock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 01:14 AM (tkR6S) -------------- Lineage of thinkers/tinkerers and problems solvers in the AOP house Posted by: scampydog at February 29, 2024 01:18 AM (41CYW) 332
Lineage of thinkers/tinkerers and problems solvers in the AOP house
Posted by: scampydog at February 29, 2024 01:18 AM (41CYW) Well, yeah. True, dat. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 01:19 AM (tkR6S) 333
G'night Horde. In the bread pun theme, watch out for the weird doughs
Posted by: scampydog at February 29, 2024 01:19 AM (41CYW) 334
We learned later that it was a combination effect of one of the painkillers with one of the other drugs that was messing with his mind so much. It was really pretty funny.
Posted by: Tom Servo a ------------------------------- Mother was hallucinating kittens playing on the dresser opposite her bed. She was enjoying it so I saw no reason to be reasonable. Next morning I called the Doc and he changed prescriptions. It was some kind of sulfur drug and hallucinations was a listed possible side affect. I thought sulfur derivative was a bit old fashioned but he was a foreigner. Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 01:24 AM (cXfmo) 335
177 subway supposedly bakes their bread on premises. It's made off premises and shipped to the stores frozen. the store defrosts the bread, flours it and then bakes it.
Posted by: ultramarine at February 28, 2024 11:15 PM (MNhXM) ---- Jimmy Johns too. Posted by: Ciampino - Great French bread at February 29, 2024 01:27 AM (qfLjt) 336
Never fun when you parent is hallucinating, Braenyard, I have experienced this, hoping to avoid that with my kids.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2024 01:28 AM (Sgq8y) 337
Most "elder" hallucinations are the result of some form of Urinal Tract Infection.
Hammer the UTI with the right antibiotic, and the hallucinations diminish, or disappear. Chasing them down as the side effects from other treatments, is a losing proposition. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 29, 2024 01:31 AM (e6UQI) 338
My answer to the 'feel safe at home?' question: I live alone and I don't feel safe because I'm always beating myself up.
Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 01:02 LOL RickZ. My Jules' answer the first time she was asked that...after a look of astonishment, she said...yes I do, or I sure as hell wouldn't be there, said with a tone of distainment for stupid questions. Posted by: Farmer at February 29, 2024 01:33 AM (55Qr6) 339
SpaceX/NASA - Falcon 9/Crew Dragon
SpaceX Crew-8 - LC39-A - KSC February 29th at 7:55 p.m. ET http://tinyurl.com/yswjyer4 This is a manned launch to the ISS, tomorrow early evening. Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE once again at February 29, 2024 01:38 AM (qfLjt) 340
My wife, she loves me so much, I woke up the other night
she was holding a pillow over my face protecting me from covid. Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 01:39 AM (cXfmo) 341
This is a manned launch to the ISS, tomorrow early evening.
Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE --- We'll be here tomorrow for you to remind us. My phone only has so many alarms. Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 01:40 AM (cXfmo) 342
For Intellectual Property Purposes, I am legally required to stare that my current hash is my own.
Should be clear enough, but Lawyers. Posted by: GlobalMiklosCorp at February 29, 2024 01:40 AM (v+0wn) 343
My wife, she loves me so much, I woke up the other night
she was holding a pillow over my face protecting me from covid. Posted by: Braenyard My wife, she likes to talk after sex, ya know? Last night she called me from Vegas Posted by: Rodney "Miklos" Dangerfield at February 29, 2024 01:42 AM (v+0wn) 344
Farmer,
Another answer I gladly provide is the answer to the question on most forms -- medical and otherwise -- nowadays, asking for one's race. I always check the Other box and write in Human. And I tell them I expect that in my records, not what they think I am or categorize me as. And now the hospital I have all my doctors with is now requiring masks again because . . . reasons. Told my docs until they stop with that voodoo medicine bullshit, I'll stay away as I will never wear a face diaper again. And, boy howdy, do they hate masks being called 'face diapers'. Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 01:43 AM (emlEe) Posted by: Kulak Miklos at February 29, 2024 01:46 AM (v+0wn) 346
For Intellectual Property Purposes, I am legally required to stare that my current hash is my own.
Should be clear enough, but Lawyers. Posted by: GlobalMiklosCorp at February 29, 2024 01:40 AM (v+0wn) Not only is the hash 'your own' but 'very positively your own'. Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 01:46 AM (emlEe) 347
I was an ugly baby. When I was born the Doc took a look at me and sewed my mother's legs together.
My dad came in the room and said, I think I'll go get a Pepsi. I haven't seen him since. Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 01:47 AM (cXfmo) 348
I'll stay away as I will never wear a face diaper again. And, boy howdy, do they hate masks being called 'face diapers'.
Posted by: RickZ I f I recall Tony "the Science" Fauci under oath- The masks, where did that come from? "It just kind of got in there". Posted by: Kulak Miklos recalls at February 29, 2024 01:48 AM (v+0wn) 349
Not only is the hash 'your own' but 'very positively your own'.
Posted by: RickZ Blood type is B - Another failure to conform to type. Posted by: Miklos considers failure a form of lateral transfer at February 29, 2024 01:51 AM (v+0wn) 350
My wife, she likes to talk after sex, ya know?
Last night she called me from Vegas Posted by: Rodney "Miklos" Dangerfield at February 29, 2024 01:42 Speaking of Vegas, I saw you added Meat's "Elvis in Vegas" to your driving list, yes it's a good driving song. Another seldom heard gem from Meat is "Amnesty is Granted". I think I like it because I've amnesty granted several times and the song just rocks. Posted by: Farmer at February 29, 2024 01:53 AM (55Qr6) 351
hiya
Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 01:53 AM (T4tVD) 352
Ghana passes ‘draconian’ law making ‘identifying’ as LGBTQ+ illegal
...a bill that will see people jailed simply for ‘identifying’ as LGBTQ+ or campaigning for queer rights The legislation is called the Promotion of Proper Human Sexual Rights and Ghananian Family Values Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 01:53 AM (cXfmo) 353
Hija, JT, you're late.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 01:54 AM (cXfmo) 354
Miklos, I know Fauci, or one of those Gov't Health, Inc. assholes, admitted the '6 foot social distancing rule' was completely made up bullshit. And, like every other lie with the COVID-1984 Dempanic, that was taken as sacred text and firmly enforced.
Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 01:55 AM (emlEe) Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 02:02 AM (T4tVD) 356
Hospitals are part of the Government Conspiracy System.
They get big money from the government/medicare/insurance pricing and kickbacks. It's ultra byzantine; However, the biggest medical complex in the USA and its front man Steven Hotez push the party line hard. They took privileges away from Mary Talley Bowden and she's taking them to the Supreme Court. The 5th? has already said she has standing. Posted by: Braenyard - when you smell a rat you don't have to see it to know it's there at February 29, 2024 02:02 AM (cXfmo) Posted by: Braenyard - when you smell a rat you don't have to see it to know it's there at February 29, 2024 02:03 AM (cXfmo) 358
OK Horde, no dinner tonight so I just finished off nine Triscuit crackers with a cheddar/gruyere blend sliced and placed under the broiler. Very tasty snack and now I am off in search of sleep, enjoy the rest of your evening.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 29, 2024 02:04 AM (Sgq8y) 359
Another seldom heard gem from Meat is "Amnesty is Granted". I think I like it because I've amnesty granted several times and the song just rocks.
Posted by: Farmer at February 29, 2024 01:53 AM (55Qr6) 351 hiya Posted by: JT JT is now expected to play "Amnesty is Granted" on the bongo drums. ZOD has been informed. Posted by: Miklos , a happy Number Two at February 29, 2024 02:04 AM (v+0wn) 360
Hija, JT, you're late.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 01:54 AM (cXfmo) Its STILL FebYOUary, right ? Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 02:05 AM (T4tVD) 361
Braenyard,
The name 'Hotez' rings a bell, and not Anita Ward's one. He's the guy who won't debate anybody but just calls everyone else wrong. Joe Rogan offer Hotez a hundred grand to debate RFK, Jr. on his show if Hotez is so correct. Declined, of course. Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 02:07 AM (emlEe) Posted by: Miklos , a happy Number Two at February 29, 2024 02:10 AM (v+0wn) 363
Rogan offer Hotez a hundred grand to debate RFK, Jr. on his show if Hotez is so correct. Declined, of course.
Posted by: RickZ The CDC pays much better. Posted by: Miklos, happy Pureblood at February 29, 2024 02:12 AM (v+0wn) 364
JT is now expected to play "Amnesty is Granted" on the bongo drums.
ZOD has been informed. Posted by: Miklos , a happy Number Two at February 29, 2024 02:04 AM (v+0wn) Awww.....don't wake the Zodster ! (he might think that its EARLY !) Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 02:13 AM (T4tVD) 365
Its STILL FebYOUary, right ?
Posted by: JT at February 29, -------------------------------- Didn't know you were counting down the days. Good luck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6a9gqUsbTM Posted by: Braenyard - when you smell a rat you don't have to see it to know it's there at February 29, 2024 02:13 AM (cXfmo) 366
Its STILL FebYOUary, right ?
Posted by: JT The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veyne in swich licóur Of which vertú engendred is the flour; Posted by: Brother Miklos, on to Canterbry he wends at February 29, 2024 02:17 AM (v+0wn) 367
Braenyard - when you smell a rat you don't have to see it to know it's ther
Same goes for farts ! Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 02:18 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 02:20 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: Miklos, innocent at February 29, 2024 02:20 AM (v+0wn) 370
Miklos !
Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 02:23 AM (T4tVD) 371
Thanks for the ONT MisHum !
Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 02:29 AM (T4tVD) 372
Reserves post nic nic for Hotez.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 02:30 AM (cXfmo) Posted by: Miklos, testifying like an Atlanta lawyer at February 29, 2024 02:35 AM (v+0wn) 374
Same goes for farts !
Posted by: JT Who smelt it dealt it Posted by: Miklos, innocent The Supreme Court has never ruled on that ! Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 02:35 AM (T4tVD) 375
352 Ghana passes ‘draconian’ law making ‘identifying’ as LGBTQ+ illegal
...a bill that will see people jailed simply for ‘identifying’ as LGBTQ+ or campaigning for queer rights Posted by: Braenyard So the next to be granted 'Temporary' Protected Status and/or Humanitarian Parole into the US. Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bears, only us at February 29, 2024 02:37 AM (GshMh) Posted by: Justive Willam "Oh" Douglas at February 29, 2024 02:39 AM (v+0wn) 377
Okay, I think I've officially heard it all as far as strange complaints of the elderly. My mother asked me to move the humidifier because it was giving her bad dreams. Uh, okay, Mama. Now how is it doing that? Apparently, she says, it's the sound. It gives her bad dreams. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 29, 2024 02:47 AM (w6EFb) 378
Apparently, she says, it's the sound. It gives her bad dreams.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley Do what Mama says. And play Patsy Cline, quietly, in the background. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0YktY3mL7o Otherwise, she might be Walking after Midnight. Posted by: Old Mama and Similar at February 29, 2024 02:55 AM (v+0wn) Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 03:00 AM (T4tVD) 380
Do what Mama says.
... Otherwise, she might be Walking after Midnight. Posted by: Old Mama and Similar at February 29, 2024 02:55 AM (v+0wn) Please, don't tell me 'twenty bucks, same as in town'. Please. Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 03:02 AM (emlEe) 381
Please, don't tell me 'twenty bucks, same as in town'. Please.
Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 03:02 AM (emlEe) With this inflation that's a deal ! Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 03:12 AM (T4tVD) 382
It has been fairly windy here in Babylon DC. Nothing major though. Just windy. It's not March yet. I guess the wind doesn't recognize Leap Year.
I have fallen asleep on the couch with the TV on and had whatever I was watching in my dream. Usually, golf or racing. Makes for an interesting dream. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:15 AM (sAmhv) 383
Please, don't tell me 'twenty bucks, same as in town'. Please.
Posted by: RickZ No, my Old Mama tends to wander around at all hours. Overmedicated, in my opinion. She has fallen and broken both hips, I just stay barely awake and fear the sound of another crash. Posted by: Old Mama and Similarly Situated at February 29, 2024 03:15 AM (v+0wn) 384
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Definitely left at the address of a Mannix babe. Posted by: mikeski at February 29, 2024 03:15 AM (DgGvY) 385
So, JT, you want Mama for twenty bucks? Oooooo-kay.
Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 03:16 AM (emlEe) 386
Hey puddlegum. Yeah, we weathered the winds, nothing crazy happened, but for sure some limbs got thrown around, and some trash cans got thrown into the roads.
One day we should talk golf I used to be big into it in the 80s and early 90s. I could tell you every masters winner from the 80s and 90s. With all this LIV stuff going on and so many players who are childish in many ways compared to Jack, Arnie Chevy, etc. I’ve lost some interest. But I have always loved the game. I just think we had better players and representatives a few decades ago. Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 03:19 AM (zcEpM) 387
Snapping turtles are much more aquatic than box turtles and move around to find new digs if the creek, pond, ditch, they are living in dries up
Touchy too. When you pick them up to move them out of the road grab them by the hind quarters. They've got that reach around down. Posted by: Braenyard By the tail. I think they can bite something that grabs their back legs. I've only seen alligator snapping turtles around here, with the ridged shell. Maybe the other kinds like that smooth-shelled one in the picture up top can't reach as far? The picture makes it look like it can, though. Posted by: mikeski at February 29, 2024 03:20 AM (DgGvY) 388
Definitely left at the address of a Mannix babe.
Posted by: mikeski I want the addresses of all the Mannix babes. Posted by: Healthy normal heterosexual Miklos at February 29, 2024 03:21 AM (v+0wn) 389
I meant Seve lol. it is good to know my talk to text app translates Seve to Chevy. Maybe the app is biased and it is a Caddyshack fan.
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 03:21 AM (zcEpM) 390
Morning, insomaniacals! 'Tis 57 F., about fourteen degrees lower than yesterday, with a brisk NE wind. Unfortunately the cool briskness is only going to last a day or so; warm nastiness is to follow for Friday and the weekend.
Wait. This murderer Creech is 73, and was convicted in 1974 -- when Frank Cannon was still tracking down miscreants on TV? Fifty years ago, and he's been inside on Death Row since he was twenty-three???? How many bloody appeals has he had? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 03:25 AM (omVj0) 391
Winchester Virginia has a Patsy Cline Blvd. They also have the house she grew up in as a shrine that is still kept well today and is a tourist attraction..
In that town, Jubal Early is still someone to be revered. Last time I checked they had five streets named for Jewel early with his different nicknames. The town still has lefties, because every city does, but they will never go as far as the lefties and other cities because they know the people won’t allow it. Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 03:25 AM (zcEpM) 392
I just think we had better players and representatives a few decades ago.
We had much better representatives a few decades ago. The old timers knew how to present themselves in public. They may have been rat bastards but social media wasn't around then, so they played the part. Even golf 'bad boys' back then had a bit of class to them. The players are better today, overall. Better training, equipment, etc. They are much fitter. Also, way more bratty and self centered. Reflects the era, sadly. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:26 AM (sAmhv) 393
And play Patsy Cline, quietly, in the background.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0YktY3mL7o Otherwise, she might be Walking after Midnight. Posted by: Old Mama and Similar at February 29, 2024 *** One of the first CDs I ever bought, in 1991, was a Patsy Cline Greatest Hits. (Also the Dire Straits album w/ "Sultans of Swing" and "Twistin' by the Pool," so you see my musical tastes are . . . eclectic. Or maybe that should be spelled "eccentric.") Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 03:29 AM (omVj0) 394
Fifty years ago, and he's been inside on Death Row since he was twenty-three???? How many bloody appeals has he had?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere I should have bought Frank Cannon's crashed cars, fixed them up. I coulda been RICH But I was 12 Posted by: Miklos is aware of missed opportunities at February 29, 2024 03:29 AM (v+0wn) 395
I've been watching LIV golf, online. LIV has an app on Amazon Firestick. I'm making my way through last season. I'm not sure what to make of it. It's different. Very different. I don't fault the players going over there. It's hard to say no to all that cash. Having it funded by the House of Saud is disconcerting, but the Saudi's have been buying their way into many a sports league around the world (See the EPL). They could change their minds and poof, LIV is gone. As for the format, I don't hate or love it. It's just, different. (shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:30 AM (sAmhv) 396
"Judge Tracie Porter said Mr. Trump was not being truthful when he said he is qualified to serve as president, and therefore he cannot be listed on the ballot. She overturned the state’s board of elections, which had allowed Mr. Trump to appear."
I'm sure this has been chewed over in full already, but i wasn't here so no fair. But just as a thought experiment, is there any way to make this story more kafkaesque? "You're guilty because you said you were innocent when you're actually guilty." I can only hope this is down to atrocious journalistic practices and that this wasn't actually the thrust of this cretin's argument. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 29, 2024 03:32 AM (9UlRk) 397
Twistin' by the Pool
party musicks Problem is, you need a pool Tulane had none, so I was at the JCC which did (Jewishness not required). Posted by: Miklos has some fond memories at February 29, 2024 03:33 AM (v+0wn) 398
They could change their minds and poof, LIV is gone. As for the format, I don't hate or love it. It's just, different. (shrugs)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:30 AM (sAmhv) Compared to the degeneracy of the western Public Private Complex, the house of sod is practically enlightened. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 29, 2024 03:34 AM (9UlRk) 399
The PGA and Euro Tours are rapidly approaching the post-Tiger era and all that money they got from that will leave. The networks and Tours will have to deal with that, soon. LIV, I think, may have the right idea as it gives the players more power to make their own money (equity). Lots of inside baseball stuff between LIV and the PGA Tour. I occasionally watch a YTube station with Kostis & McCord, former broadcasters(CBS)/golfers. They cover this and what they have to say is interesting.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:35 AM (sAmhv) 400
So, JT, you want Mama for twenty bucks? Oooooo-kay.
Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 03:16 AM (emlEe) Pass Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 03:35 AM (T4tVD) 401
Up earlier than I planned, partly thanks to big black Stirling leaping up to say "Good morning, hooman." I guess I'll catch up tonight, and if not, then I'll crash on Friday evening for sure.
At work I sat on the phone yesterday afternoon waiting for Social Security to get to me. Forty minutes. I've got to try again this morning, and I can go longer, since yesterday I needed to go home. Medicare was only a five-minute wait and they were nice, but they couldn't help me because the applications I sent to SS have to be processed there before Medicare gets them. I do not want to take a day off to go to the local office, though, so for now, phone it must be. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 03:35 AM (omVj0) 402
eclectic. Or maybe that should be spelled "eccentric.")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 03:29 AM (omVj0) Could be both. Accuracy vs. Precision kind of thing.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 29, 2024 03:36 AM (9UlRk) 403
JT is now expected to play "Amnesty is Granted" on the bongo drums.
ZOD has been informed. Posted by: Miklos , a happy Number Two at February 29, 2024 02:04 Dear Miklos, Your mind works in mystical and hysterical ways. Amnesty on the bongos is possible. Does JT have bongo experience? Regards, Farmer LMAO Posted by: Farmer at February 29, 2024 03:36 AM (55Qr6) 404
But just as a thought experiment, is there any way to make this story more kafkaesque? "You're guilty because you said you were innocent when you're actually guilty." I can only hope this is down to atrocious journalistic practices and that this wasn't actually the thrust of this cretin's argument.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 29, 2024 03:32 AM (9UlRk) No one reads Kafka anymore. Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 03:37 AM (emlEe) 405
Compared to the degeneracy of the western Public Private Complex, the house of sod is practically enlightened.
Posted by: Warai-otoko Lazy asses pay for sod. Real Men sow seed. Posted by: Carl Miklos-Spackler, assistant groundskeeper at February 29, 2024 03:42 AM (v+0wn) 406
395 I've been watching LIV golf, online.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:30 AM (sAmhv) I automatically read "LIV" as Low Information Voter and then ... golf?1?? Posted by: m at February 29, 2024 03:42 AM (o3SCB) 407
But just as a thought experiment, is there any way to make this story more kafkaesque? "You're guilty because you said you were innocent when you're actually guilty."
Posted by: Warai-otoko If the judge is a fan of Kafka, I sentence her to be turned into a cockroach. Posted by: mikeski may be too late at February 29, 2024 03:43 AM (DgGvY) 408
392, puddlegum, for sure we had our bad boys going back. There was Tommy Bolt, champagne, Tommy, Lima, And so many others. Sevi himself was a bad boy, it was based on the Ryder Cup, but he really disliked Americans at least in the context of the Ryder Cup and maybe even a bit more. The cool thing about savvy was even though he held a huge grudge mainly against America. We loved him. He was a Spaniard and backed in Spaniards. Didn’t care about golf, the Brits adopted him and he was there warrior. It is not for me to dissect, or interpret how Seve felt about the USA. I ran into him one time and it was super brief. But to be honest with you following Seve shooting a 72 was better than following. Anyone else shooting us 69. He just had this aura about him. I can’t explain it.
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 03:43 AM (zcEpM) 409
Wolfus me too, going to next township job today and tomorrow at least.
French Toast and strawberries is a possibility Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2024 03:43 AM (fwDg9) 410
Real Men sow seed.
Posted by: Carl Miklos-Spackler, assistant groundskeeper at February 29, 2024 03:42 AM (v+0wn) Real crazy men sow zoysia. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 29, 2024 03:43 AM (9UlRk) 411
I ignore the pearl clutching over the Saudi's. The same people fainting upon there couches over Saudi money are the same people tongue bathing the ChiComs.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:44 AM (sAmhv) 412
Sorry for the typos there.
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 03:44 AM (zcEpM) 413
Tulane had none, so I was at the JCC which did (Jewishness not required).
Posted by: Miklos has some fond memories at February 29, 2024 *** Tulane had a pool, in 1974. It was on the lowest level (called a basement in civilized places) of the university center, along with a barbershop and their beer/pizza parlor Der Rathskeller, universally called The Rat. I wasn't a student there, but my first wife-to-be was. I guess they closed the pool before they built the big gym the faculty and students all use now. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 03:45 AM (omVj0) 414
No one reads Kafka anymore.
Posted by: RickZ TRUE FUN FACT Kafka, as well as Hasek, were not available without Special Permission in any public or University library in the various Peoples Republics Posted by: Miklos, Official alumnus of Karl Marx U at February 29, 2024 03:46 AM (v+0wn) Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 03:46 AM (T4tVD) 416
I swear Seve was bipolar. One second he's happy and joyful, the next, he looks suicidal. He was a great one and had a presence. He was impossible to beat in the Ryder Cup. Him and Azinger had some interesting run ins. They actually got along fine, outside the golf course.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:48 AM (sAmhv) 417
Tulane had a pool, in the lowest level? A basement? There are basements in NO? Seems unwise.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:50 AM (sAmhv) 418
411, I watched one LIV tournament and just did not like it. I don’t get the music and all the other crap going on. With the unlimited money they have they should come up with something that works. As a person who always thinks the past was better I’m not sure I understand why the PGA tour was not working. Or PGA tours not being compensated enough?
I guess the stories about people on the lower end, who have to spend a couple hundred thousand a year, at least just to travel the tour. But the PGA tour is paying them millions and I mean tens of millions. I just don’t understand people giving up that tour for the Saudies, for something the public never asked for and doesn’t seem to like at all. Talk about inside baseball., this is the revolution that no one asked for. Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 03:50 AM (zcEpM) 419
And the Killer Kittens From Outer Space are thriving. Stirling, as I said, jumped up to be friendly and kept me from going back to sleep. Dagny rolled on her back for petting when I came out into the living room.
These spidery-looking insects hang around my front door, "crane flies." They look like overgrown mosquitoes, but they don't bite (and they eat the real skeeters). But when they get in, the cats go nuts trying to trap and kill them. The things are surprisingly hard for me to kill -- they seem to dodge a swat without even trying -- so the kittens have lots of fun. I'm just afraid, in their hunting zeal, they'll knock over a lamp or dislodge a picture from the walls. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 03:51 AM (omVj0) 420
But Wolfus, the kitties are just trying to protect you from the nasty flying things. What's you safety compared to a wrecked house?
Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 03:54 AM (emlEe) 421
I guess they closed the pool before they built the big gym the faculty and students all use now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Mainly True. The basement level had a pool, only for the swim team. I worked in the bookstore in the basement, barber was there (cheap, and as if I cared) and the Rat (cheap beer, OK pizza). But then the drinking age was 18. As we sang in the style of Lee Dorsey "Working in the bookstore Going down down Working in the bookstore WHOOPS about to slip down" Posted by: Miklos, who cannot lie about things nobody could make up at February 29, 2024 03:54 AM (v+0wn) 422
416, I used to own his golf book. To be honest I idolized Seve. I am as pro American as anyone and I loved, easing her going up against him as long as well as Watkins and couples. Seve just had this swagger, this undefinable quality. He was a Spaniard, and in his day Spain didn’t give a damn about golf. The Brits adopted him and cheered him like he was the second coming of Churchill. They legitimately loved him. The down low was we loved him too.
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 03:55 AM (zcEpM) 423
418: splits like this in pro sports rarely end well. See the Open Wheel split in American racing that nearly killed the sport. Same for sportscar racing.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:55 AM (sAmhv) 424
Tulane had a pool, in the lowest level? A basement? There are basements in NO? Seems unwise.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 *** As the library found out in Katrina, when they lost a lot of their archives in their lowest level to rising water. The "lowest level" at the UC was probably at ground level, though, since the main level was, and is, up a short flight of stairs. It's neat to look at the 1938 WPA book about the town. The section on Tulane mentions several buildings that are still here, but not others, those built after '38. And the address they give for the university is way off from today's address. Either the city renumbered things, or the WPA made a mistake. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0) Posted by: Government Work at February 29, 2024 03:57 AM (v+0wn) 426
But Wolfus, the kitties are just trying to protect you from the nasty flying things. What's you safety compared to a wrecked house?
Posted by: RickZ at February 29, 2024 *** When, as I hope will happen soon, we move and have a house later this year, they will have lots of room to romp and cause destruction. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 03:58 AM (omVj0) 427
Time for me to change, stretch, and work out!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 04:00 AM (omVj0) 428
PIXY NOOD IS UP
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2024 04:03 AM (fwDg9) 429
splits like this in pro sports rarely end well. See the Open Wheel split in American racing that nearly killed the sport. Same for sportscar racing.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 29, 2024 03:55 AM (sAmhv) Or like people who like the DH in baseball versus people who aren't ignorant barbarians. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 29, 2024 04:04 AM (9UlRk) 430
399, puddlegum, kostis and McCord are old school. Is that a podcast? What put me all into golf was the 1989 masters when Faldo beat Hoch. The other event that drew me in for good was the 1989 Ryder Cup with Kostis and McCord as two of the main announcers.
The cool thing about that Ryder Cup was unlike today. It didn’t seem like some dumb write off some thing to comment about that was dead and gone tomorrow. They made it seems like the event actually mattered. Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 04:09 AM (zcEpM) 431
Tulane had a pool, in the lowest level? A basement? There are basements in NO? Seems unwise.
Posted by: Puddleglum That's why the basement had a pool. Posted by: mikeski at February 29, 2024 04:13 AM (DgGvY) 432
Can you keep a secret ?
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