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Biden Checks Into Walter Reed for a Physical as Obama's Aides Publicly Panic About His Age and "Mumbly" Speech

We have to talk about Pop-Pop.


Former aides who worked directly with then-Vice President Joe Biden in the Obama administration have called current fears over his age "a very real issue" -- with some alarmed at how he has become more "frail" and "mumbly."

"If you watch Joe Biden speak, oftentimes he sounds frail and he sounds more frail than he used to, even in 2019 and 2020," Jon Favreau, the chief speechwriter for Obama when Biden was vice president, said in a recent episode of the "Pod Save America" podcast.

"The voice sounds frail, and he shuffles more because of the arthritis in his back," Favreau said, adding that the oldest-ever president also appears "mumbly."


He noted polls showing as many as 80% of Americans have expressed concern about the president being 81 -- saying it needs to be tackled head-on because voters can see his clear decline.

Even though the president has made an ever-growing series of gaffes and verbal stumbles, he needs to appear on camera even more if he's to assuage voters' concerns about his age -- with his absence even worse, Favreau warned.


"When world events seem like they are overtaking him and he's not out there enough forcefully, that's what's getting people concerned," Favreau argued.

Podcast co-host Jon Lovett, another ex-Obama speechwriter, agreed and argued that the Biden campaign should get the president out in public to demonstrate his mental and physical abilities -- even if they are concerned that he will make more gaffes.

Idiots, if he could, he would.

This is like telling a paraplegic to prove he can walk. He can't, Stupid.


Meanwhile, former Obama senior adviser Dan Pfeiffer expressed his own concerns in a separate interview.

"It is a very real issue," he told Courier.


"If Biden can't assuage, particularly among his voters from 2020, then I don't think he can win the election -- so in some ways, it's the crux for his campaign."


Biden went to Walter Reed this morning.


President Joe Biden departed the White House Wednesday morning for Walter Reed where he will undergo his annual physical as voters raise concerns about the 81-year-old's fitness for a second term.

The White House has faced constant questions over when Biden, the oldest president in history, would receive his exam ahead of the November 2024 presidential election.

'I'm going to Walter Reed to get my physical', Biden told reporters as he walked across the South Lawn to Marine One.

The White House said results will be released later Wednesday.

For months, polls have showed that a majority of Americans are doubtful that Biden can be effective through a second term, which would finish when he is 86 years of age.


As previously announced by the White House's super-competent Karine Jean-Pierre, defiantly announced that Biden would again not take a cognitive function test, insisting that we can all see his level of mental acuity.

Indeed we can. That's the problem, Black Lesbian Baghdad Bob.

I will point out once again that if you say that Biden appears senile to you, the White House will attack you for offering your "non-expert" opinion, but non-doctor non-experts at the White House are of course qualified to claim that Biden is not senile.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:05 PM




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1 Biden Checks Into Walter Reed

We can only hope.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 28, 2024 02:05 PM (3LBah)

2 Guess I'll go fetch them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 28, 2024 02:05 PM (3LBah)

3 Not again.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:06 PM (xhfG9)

4 Frail and Mumbly used to open for Simon and Garfunkle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2024 02:06 PM (63Dwl)

5 Sharp ? On top of things ? Seriously ? Was this said with a straight face ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2024 02:06 PM (Akjoo)

6 "We have to talk about Pop-Pop."

That was a great Arrested Development.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2024 02:07 PM (MOkGO)

7 It's pretty clear the Barky is on the "get rid of Joe" train. Biden has very few real allies now. Buh-bye.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2024 02:07 PM (CsUN+)

8 Apparently not!

Does this happen in The Emperor's New Clothes where people slowly come to realize that hey this dude is naked?

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:07 PM (xhfG9)

9 >>>Podcast co-host Jon Lovett ... argued that the Biden campaign should get the president out in public to demonstrate his mental and physical abilities

Your momma can't dance and your daddy can't rock and roll.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:07 PM (o3SCB)

10 Walter Reed traffic goes bug-fuck crazy when POTUS is there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 28, 2024 02:07 PM (a1415)

11 7 It's pretty clear the Barky is on the "get rid of Joe" train. Biden has very few real allies now. Buh-bye.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2024 02:07 PM (CsUN+)

Good luck getting rid of Dr. Jill

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2024 02:07 PM (Akjoo)

12 Slow

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (JMAcK)

13 And was pronounced dead.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (5V/q6)

14 Biden just concluded an address saying we've never been safer because under his administration the white supremacists are on the run.
Or words to that effect.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (MeG8a)

15 Maybe they've all seen the Italian parody of Biden at a podium!

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (o3SCB)

16 President Potato.

Stop Illegal Gins!

Let in Illegal Aliens!

It's a winner.

Posted by: mpfs at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (7OHwG)

17 Kamala Harris has to be one of the stupidest VP choices ever, and there is almost nothing they can do to get rid of her.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (wpJDK)

18 But enough about Biden.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (JMAcK)

19 Walter Reed traffic goes bug-fuck crazy when POTUS is there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

That is very fitting.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (3LBah)

20 I like the spin that Biden often ask so many questions that he frequently stumps his aides.

To give the false impression that he grasps the issue and is wrestling with the complexities.

Instead of the actual of his aides, mouths agape in confusion, as Biden yells for the third time, "What's the frequency, Kenneth?!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (PdWXG)

21 Do all Obama advisors have celebrity names?

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (MNhXM)

22 "This is like telling a paraplegic to prove he can walk. He can't, Stupid."

Or -- "Stand up, Chuck!"

Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (JunzL)

23 Guns.
Jeez, i'm batting a thousand today.

Posted by: mpfs at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (7OHwG)

24 "This is like telling a paraplegic to prove he can walk. He can't, Stupid."

If we recall correctly, Joe actually DID that.

"Stand Up For Chuck!"

Posted by: XTC at February 28, 2024 02:09 PM (sm6Pk)

25 Podcast co-host Jon Lovett, another ex-Obama speechwriter, agreed and argued that the Biden campaign should get the president out in public to demonstrate his mental and physical abilities -- even if they are concerned that he will make more gaffes.

It's pretty obvious they want him out in public because that will make it easier to get rid of him. They'll lose the election as it now stands, so pretty much anything they do to torpedo him is cost-free.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2024 02:09 PM (CsUN+)

26 > As previously announced by the White House's super-competent Karine Jean-Pierre, defiantly announced that Biden would again not take a cognitive function test, insisting that we can all see his level of mental acuity.

By that logic, why have a checkup at all? WE CaN all sEe HE's PErfEcTlY HEALTHy!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2024 02:09 PM (6OrcJ)

27 I think this phys exam might sabotage Biden.

"Hey, you're not my regular Dr."

"Settle down, Mr. President...Hmmm, I see a growth that concerns me in your lungs."

Posted by: Orson at February 28, 2024 02:09 PM (dIske)

28 his doctor specifically recommended he NOT take a cognitive test or neural exam.
Now,why would any physician recommend something like that?
(note. that is a rhetorical question)

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 28, 2024 02:09 PM (t/2Uw)

29 14 Biden just concluded an address saying we've never been safer because under his administration the white supremacists are on the run.
Or words to that effect.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (MeG8a)

Yet the cartels and the gangs are on the rise Joe you miserable demented senile old POS

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2024 02:09 PM (Akjoo)

30 I heard radio talk show Bryan Suits say this morning that Biden's visit today was not an annual check-up, but an emergency visit. I want to believe...

Posted by: fly gal at February 28, 2024 02:09 PM (wpiSB)

31 REPORTER: Will Biden take a cognitive test!?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "He is sharp! He is on top of things!"

Classic tell of liars. Answer a different question than what your are asked.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (JMAcK)

32 >>If we recall correctly, Joe actually DID that.


He also asked where a woman was...
at her own Memorial Service.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (MOkGO)

33 Listen to my Siren Song...

Posted by: The Pasture at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (3yMyb)

34 However, I remain fixed in my opinion that there is no way that Just Joe steps down or aside of his own accord.

I am going to double down on that with there won't be a 25th Amendment push either. Yeah, I heard, Ken Buck (!) introduced a bull. But no one who can actually push him out will push him out.

I have left the door open for "events."

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (xhfG9)

35 It would be nice if he stays there

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (fwDg9)

36 Biden taking a Rorschach test . All of his answers are 'ice cream'.

Posted by: Burnt Umber at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (MNhXM)

37 Sounds like they are giving up trying to convince America being demented is a kinda good thing in a president.

Posted by: Ripley at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (JojsZ)

38 Look man I went to to to to Reed Walter’s hospital today because there was a bad dude there. Corn Pop is back. And he is at the hospital. I kicked some ass today.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (YofvK)

39 I wouldn't mind having Kamala step in as President now. That would firmly demonstrate the extremely poor choice Biden made in choosing her.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (o3SCB)

40 The Incredible Husk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (VwHCD)

41 Walter Reed = Hotel California?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (DeFcY)

42 Podcast co-host Jon Lovett, another ex-Obama speechwriter, agreed and argued that the Biden campaign should get the president out in public to demonstrate his mental and physical abilities


And Jon Stewart should get out and tell some funny jokes to demonstrate his abilities as a comedian.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (vDyah)

43 Biden just concluded an address saying we've never been safer because under his administration the white supremacists are on the run.
Or words to that effect.


I was unaware that fdajirgidrofrdstreeffdskfasdjfdj was another way of saying "we've never been safer because under his administration the white supremacists are on the run".

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (CsUN+)

44 The post physical presser will be of a Dr. Pepper can, sweating in the sun.

Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2024 02:10 PM (MOkGO)

45 27 I think this phys exam might sabotage Biden.

"Hey, you're not my regular Dr."

"Settle down, Mr. President...Hmmm, I see a growth that concerns me in your lungs."
Posted by: Orson at February 28, 2024 02:09 PM (dIske)

Lemme get a dab of this polonium, here.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:11 PM (o3SCB)

46 "He's sharp! He's on top of things!"


Well I believe her, haterz.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2024 02:11 PM (iziT8)

47
Biden just concluded an address saying we've never been safer because under his administration the white supremacists are on the run.

Sure, if the typical 'white supremacist' is a 14 year old white girl with a Venezuelan and an Ecuadoran, fresh out of jail, looking to tag-team her.

Good work Joe. Rot in hell.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 28, 2024 02:11 PM (nIvob)

48 I can't see how they drop the potato now, the only option is the 25th, and then they get the only person worse.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 28, 2024 02:11 PM (jBQw9)

49 I hope Biden makes it through to the Nov election and then dies when the Democrats can't steal the election because manufacturing enough votes to defeat Trump would make their treason clear.

That way, we'd get the "FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT!!!!" crap out of the way and she'd have minimal time to do any real damage.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 28, 2024 02:11 PM (JMAcK)

50 I have left the door open for "events."

Smart.

Posted by: Zombie Harold McMillan at February 28, 2024 02:12 PM (CsUN+)

51 I know it's part of the dance, but I HAAAAAATE all that journotalk: "Former aides say..."

All that nonsense is phony and made up. There's a narrative that's being concocted, and whoever is controlling the narrative puts words in the mouths of "former aides," and then hands it to the transcribers in the corporate media.

It's all a game, designed to hide the truth, and I hate that everyone just goes along with it, as if it's normal to be lied to on a regular basis about fairly important matters of state.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:12 PM (dGCAG)

52
Jimmy Carter could actually outlive Joe Biden at this point. That's how bad Biden is looking.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 28, 2024 02:12 PM (+oR7L)

53 We still support him.
- Atlanta, Philly, Detroit, Milwaukee vote counters

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:12 PM (YofvK)

54 43 Biden just concluded an address saying we've never been safer because under his administration the white supremacists are on the run.
Or words to that effect.
---------------
What about the Usurious?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 28, 2024 02:12 PM (FmapG)

55 FWIW, at age 90 Fidel Castro could still give a rambling, incoherent three-hour speech.

Biden can only manage incoherence for a few minutes at a time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 02:12 PM (vDyah)

56 Really hope the elder abuse comes to an end soon. I don't like Joe but this is embarrassing as a country.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (4olE8)

57 I like the spin that Biden often ask so many questions that he frequently stumps his aides.

To give the false impression that he grasps the issue and is wrestling with the complexities.


It's hilarious because you don't have to know a single thing about a subject to stump someone if you ask enough follow-up questions. Just keep drilling down into details until they don't know. That's doesn't prove YOU know the subject. It's like a child playing the why game. Just keep asking why as the explanations get more and more detailed.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (6OrcJ)

58 All that nonsense is phony and made up. There's a narrative that's being concocted, and whoever is controlling the narrative puts words in the mouths of "former aides," and then hands it to the transcribers in the corporate media.

It's Barky. Now, as to who controls Barky...

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (CsUN+)

59 48 I can't see how they drop the potato now, the only option is the 25th, and then they get the only person worse.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 28, 2024 02:11 PM (jBQw9)

========

Just completely invalidate the entire Democrat primary with someone they hope will be viewed as Generic Democrat at the last minute.

It can't fail!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

60
REPORTER: Will Biden take a cognitive test!?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: "He is sharp! He is on top of things!"


Did she have to look that up in her notebook?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (63Dwl)

61 I expect to be told he is fantastic shape, better shape than men half his age. Strong like bull, libido like a rabbit.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (FQmDC)

62 I hope "Admiral Levine" does his prostate exam with both hands on Brandon's shoulders.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (3LBah)

63 The conservative case for a senile man as president. Next week at National Review.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (YofvK)

64 I want a debate where Trump just stands and smiles and allows biden to attempt to answer questions.

But Trump won't. He lost the popular vote because of his hideous aggressive combative bullshit performance during the first debate in 2020. If he had just shut up and let biden hang himself, he would have won.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (ZqWNz)

65 Kamala Harris has to be one of the stupidest VP choices ever, and there is almost nothing they can do to get rid of her.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (wpJDK)

She's their puppet. They are thrilled with her.

They lie about everything why wouldn't they lie about the swalla

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (3yMyb)

66 >>>61 I expect to be told he is fantastic shape, better shape than men half his age. Strong like bull, libido like a rabbit.

He is girthy and musky.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (KRtlO)

67 61 I expect to be told he is fantastic shape, better shape than men half his age. Strong like bull, libido like a rabbit.
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (FQmDC)

This is surely why his hot sex life was reported on last week.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (o3SCB)

68 It's all a game, designed to hide the truth, and I hate that everyone just goes along with it, as if it's normal to be lied to on a regular basis about fairly important matters of state.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:12 PM (dGCAG)

Unnamed Sources.

Because there's no point making up a name for a person who doesn't exist unless you're writing a novel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (VoAdT)

69 "We have to talk about Pop-Pop."

That was a great Arrested Development.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2024 02:07 PM (MOkGO)

=====

I was told on this very blog just a few days ago that AD is a terrible show.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (DRSnL)

70 We have to talk about Pop-Pop.
......

He's shit himself again, and he's outside stuck in a hedge.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (v0R5T)

71
"If Biden can't assuage, particularly among his voters from 2020, then I don't think he can win the election -- so in some ways, it's the crux for his campaign."


Oh trust me I'm still punching all of these ballots for Biden

Posted by: Some Democrat vote counter at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (ibTVg)

72 67 61 I expect to be told he is fantastic shape, better shape than men half his age. Strong like bull, libido like a rabbit.
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (FQmDC)

This is surely why his hot sex life was reported on last week.
Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (o3SCB)

The only way that retard can fuck is up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2024 02:15 PM (VoAdT)

73 If any of this true, he's not going to make it to the convention. It's going to be an AI video for his nom.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2024 02:15 PM (IG4Id)

74 "Jimmy Carter could actually outlive Joe Biden at this point. That's how bad Biden is looking.

Posted by: Frank Barone "


It would be funny if they croaked on the same day. Awkward.

And right in the middle John McCain's funeral, no less.

Posted by: eleven at February 28, 2024 02:15 PM (iziT8)

75 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (ZqWNz)

Trump lost the popular vote?

He gained 10 million votes from 2016 at *least*. How is that losing? Who did he lose???

Oh yeah he lost to mail trucks, pallets and boxes.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:15 PM (3yMyb)

76 64 I want a debate where Trump just stands and smiles and allows biden to attempt to answer questions.

But Trump won't. He lost the popular vote because of his hideous aggressive combative bullshit performance during the first debate in 2020. If he had just shut up and let biden hang himself, he would have won.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (ZqWNz)

Or if Trump could at least count to three before responding. And I think he did do that in earlier debates.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:15 PM (o3SCB)

77 66 Joe and Jill porno movies. Yech.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 28, 2024 02:15 PM (0EOe9)

78 Biden just concluded an address saying we've never been safer because under his administration the white supremacists are on the run.

Sure, if the typical 'white supremacist' is a 14 year old white girl with a Venezuelan and an Ecuadoran, fresh out of jail, looking to tag-team her.

Good work Joe. Rot in hell.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 28, 2024 02:11 PM (nIvob)

Rot in hell? Noooo, that suggests sitting around sweating his ass off. I want that mofo visited by those nasty cenobite bastards from the hellraiser movie for eternity.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2024 02:16 PM (VwHCD)

79 There is a less than zero chance Kamala is dropped from the ticket. So either Biden does/resigns and she’s president in 2024or Biden wins and she becomes Pres sometime between 2025 and 2028.

Either way Kamala is the next president.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:16 PM (YofvK)

80 shuffles more because of the arthritis in his back,"

Like I told my doctor yesterday, I'm getting more like Biden every day. She cracked up laughing.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 28, 2024 02:16 PM (IvwgA)

81 The doc will simply ask Biden to lift his gown and bend over. Doc will then say: "Yep, still an a**hole!".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2024 02:16 PM (N39Ws)

82 75 Oh yeah he lost to mail trucks, pallets and boxes.
Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:15 PM (3yMyb)

=======

Sure, Democrats cheat, but after opening up Pandora's box in terms of lackluster security around ballot counting, they cheated no more than normal.

It was just normal cheating. People were just tired of the drama!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

83 I was told on this very blog just a few days ago that AD is a terrible show.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (DRSnL)


And if you can't believe what you hear on this blog, really, what CAN you believe?

Our institutions are crumbling.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:17 PM (xhfG9)

84 President Biden has no abnormal brain activity. Or any brain activity at all, really.

- Line from physical exam notes that we'll never get to see.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 28, 2024 02:17 PM (dZVON)

85 Kamala Harris has to be one of the stupidest VP choices ever, and there is almost nothing they can do to get rid of her.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (wpJDK)

On the contrary, it was very smart of the Biden camp. Nobody can use Harris to take over Biden's decision making powers or force him out. So they have to deal with Dr Jill when they need his signature.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2024 02:17 PM (eoQWY)

86 Look…the President is on top of things! Mostly DOCTOR Jill, if you know what I mean! He is strong like bull!!!

Posted by: Mop Top Press Secretary at February 28, 2024 02:17 PM (Geoni)

87 So, *biden is going to get the hook. TPTB have decided who gets dumped from the ticket, but apparently not how. That's the narrative this week.

Wonder what the back story really is.

I also wonder if TPTB have actually decided to keep Harris. Will be interesting to see who's chosen for her VP if that's the call.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2024 02:17 PM (Q4IgG)

88 That way, we'd get the "FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT!!!!" crap out of the way and she'd have minimal time to do any real damage.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 28, 2024 02:11 PM (JMAcK)

I guess, but egad, I hate the idea of her getting any more accolades.

This is why I so hoped they'd pin the bag of cocaine on her. They could have replaced her with... oh, I don't know, someone like Mazie Hirono. You know, a real intellectual powerhouse.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:17 PM (dGCAG)

89
4 more years? The only long term plans Joe Biden should have are the weekly question if he should buy a gallon of milk, because he might expire before it does.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 28, 2024 02:17 PM (+oR7L)

90 He's fine let's get him out on the trail.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at February 28, 2024 02:17 PM (ytSiK)

91
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (ZqWNz)

Trump lost the popular vote?

He gained 10 million votes from 2016 at *least*. How is that losing? Who did he lose???

Oh yeah he lost to mail trucks, pallets and boxes.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:15 PM


Don't question her, she wants you to get the booster. Tough love like that is hard to find.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 28, 2024 02:18 PM (nIvob)

92 but non-doctor non-experts at the White House are of course qualified to claim that Biden is not senile.

This is true on every issue. Back during the Iraq war, if you supported the war*, but were not currently serving, you were a "chickenhawk" who wasn't allowed to have an opinion on the war, but if you didn't serve you could be against the war.

Shutting down opposing viewpoints is all the left has. Actually debating is never something they do.

* in hindsight Iraq was a stupid, unnecessary war and the Iraqis were never going to embrace American style democracy and freedom. Much like we should be done supporting wildly corrupt Ukraine now.

Posted by: Meanwhile . . . . at February 28, 2024 02:18 PM (ky+MF)

93 They've already declared a cognitive exam is unnecessary.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2024 02:18 PM (xcrUy)

94 Kamala Harris has to be one of the stupidest VP choices ever, and there is almost nothing they can do to get rid of her.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (wpJDK)


Gee, hope she doesn't get in a car "accident".

Posted by: CIA at February 28, 2024 02:18 PM (v0R5T)

95 Jimmy Carter could actually outlive Joe Biden at this point. That's how bad Biden is looking.
Posted by: Frank Barone
----

Could?

LETS DANCE! *Moron worthy*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YSA7VgB9WE

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 28, 2024 02:18 PM (X4yCj)

96 It's looking like a full court press to dump Joe. Jill, so far, isn't caving to the pressure.

She really is an entitled vindictive shrew.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 28, 2024 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

97 Later today, Biden flies to China where he will swim the Yangtze River.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2024 02:19 PM (0LJTT)

98 Dr. : name?
Biden : Beau
Dr. : Age?
Biden : he's dead you asshole I'll kill you for bringing him up
Biden begins attacking doctor, ss pulls Biden off. Jill leads Biden out and they drive to Delaware
Drs report : Biden is in excellent physical shape and responds to external stimulus quickly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2024 02:19 PM (oyVa+)

99 100

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:19 PM (o3SCB)

100 Don't question her, she wants you to get the booster. Tough love like that is hard to find.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at

Huh?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 02:19 PM (lkyfc)

101 Biden will live long enough to see the opening battles of the Butlerian Jihad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

102 Kamala Harris has to be one of the stupidest VP choices ever, and there is almost nothing they can do to get rid of her.

The only way I can see them keeping her is if they've simply given up on '24, and want to get rid of her for good.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2024 02:20 PM (CsUN+)

103 In unrelated news, Karine Jean Pierre announced that for the first time in history the annual Easter festivities held on the South Lawn will include a demonstration of caber-tossing by the President.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2024 02:20 PM (vDyah)

104 Black Lesbian Baghdad Bob isn't bad.

I prefer Shitshow Bob.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:20 PM (KbCG3)

105 I want a debate where Trump just stands and smiles and allows biden to attempt to answer questions.

But Trump won't. He lost the popular vote because of his hideous aggressive combative bullshit performance during the first debate in 2020. If he had just shut up and let biden hang himself, he would have won.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (ZqWNz)

California and other blue areas never bother to count absentee and military votes at all once the state margin looks safe. I presume the reverse is true for deep Red states. Popular votes mean nothing, so the totals mean even less.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2024 02:20 PM (eoQWY)

106 Kamala VP will be booty juice. Book it seal it deposit it, withdraw.

Eew.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:21 PM (3yMyb)

107 The doc will simply ask Biden to lift his gown and bend over. Doc will then say: "Yep, still an a**hole!".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2024 02:16 PM (N39Ws)
.......

That's a dangerous place to stand, Doc. Better put on your face shield.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 02:21 PM (v0R5T)

108 For your reference when the latest lies are issued, here are links to PDF's of POTUS Biden's two previous physicals.

November 2021 -
http://tinyurl.com/23a2ywwj

February 2023 -
http://tinyurl.com/33vappxe

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2024 02:21 PM (5fDan)

109 Betting markets have Kamala to be the next president at 25%. I think that is way undervalued. If Biden wins the election it’s virtually guaranteed that she will be president during the next term,

The true value is 50% at least.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:21 PM (YofvK)

110 66 >>>61 I expect to be told he is fantastic shape, better shape than men half his age. Strong like bull, libido like a rabbit.

He is girthy and musky.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (KRtlO)

Girty and musky and moist.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:21 PM (o3SCB)

111 Black Lesbian Baghdad Bob isn't bad.

I prefer Shitshow Bob.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:20 PM (KbCG3)
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Worst Simpsons episode ever.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 28, 2024 02:21 PM (DeFcY)

112 I will point out once again that if you say that Biden appears senile to you, the White House will attack you for offering your "non-expert" opinion, but non-doctor non-experts at the White House are of course qualified to claim that Biden is not senile.

Doctors report that Biden is not precisely senile. Senile implies natural causes. Biden appear to be suffering from a band of demons who've begun the process of devouring his brain before he quite reaches Hell. You know how demons are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (1Z8zZ)

113 I'm here at Walter Physical for my read!!!

Posted by: The Bestest Most Competent President Evarr at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (3yMyb)

114
Or 'pureblood'. That seemed to send her into a fit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (nIvob)

115 If KJP isn't careful one of the things Joe will be on top of will be her

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (xcrUy)

116 but non-doctor non-experts at the White House are of course qualified to claim that Biden is not senile.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:05 PM


I'm a Doctor, AND I'm an expert in Joebidenology, I say he's as sharp as he ever was.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (a3Q+t)

117 Could?

LETS DANCE! *Moron worthy*


Not what I was expecting.

http://tinyurl.com/4d4t82ww

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (CsUN+)

118 Girty and musky and moist.
Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:21 PM (o3SCB)
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Oh my!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (DeFcY)

119 Hey, what is Lloyd Austin up to these days?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (FmapG)

120 Sports fans are notorious for claiming the coach is stupid for not playing a certain player more.

Without acknowledging that the coach sees this guy in every practice and game, with position coaches giving even more detailed analysis.

So when the guy who sees the player more than any other says he's not ready to do more, his word should carry some weight.

Which is why it's pretty self-explanatory that the people closest to Joe are doing all that they can to keep the guy hidden away.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (KbCG3)

121 I was told on this very blog just a few days ago that AD is a terrible show.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (DRSnL)

People say dumb things all the time.

Arrested Development was as good as it gets... for its first three seasons. The later ones (I've only seen 4, haven't watched 5) are meh.

Anyone saying the original show is bad probably thinks Girls is quality television.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (dGCAG)

122 66 >>>61 I expect to be told he is fantastic shape, better shape than men half his age. Strong like bull, libido like a rabbit.

He is girthy and musky.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (KRtlO)

Girthy and musky and moist.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (o3SCB)

123 I bet Joe has lawyers in there advising him not to answer the doctors questions.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (z/ifB)

124
California and other blue areas never bother to count absentee and military votes at all once the state margin looks safe. I presume the reverse is true for deep Red states. Popular votes mean nothing, so the totals mean even less.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2024 02:20 PM (eoQWY)

1. That’s not true

2. Even if it were Biden won by 7 million votes. There aren’t 7 million uncounted votes. Where do these myths come from?

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (YofvK)

125 Frail and Mumbly used to open for Simon and Garfunkle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 28, 2024 02:06 PM (63Dwl)


Tattooed and Mumbly, on the other hand, won the Grammy for Best New Artist.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (1Z8zZ)

126 I'm a Doctor, AND I'm an expert in Joebidenology, I say he's as sharp as he ever was.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (a3Q+t)

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As a marble?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (DRSnL)

127 Dems dumped Henry Wallace in 1944 because he basically was a Communist. Replaced him with Truman. The problems with getting rid of Kamala are woman and skin color. A lot of women and blacks might stay home if she replaced

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (oyVa+)

128 I'm a Doctor, AND I'm an expert in Joebidenology, I say he's as sharp as he ever was.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (a3Q+t)

The only thing you're expert in is dusty crotch tombs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (VwHCD)

129 "We have to talk about Pop-Pop."

That was a great Arrested Development.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2024 02:07 PM (MOkGO)

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I was told on this very blog just a few days ago that AD is a terrible show.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (DRSnL)

"I have Pop-pop in the attic."

Best show ever. Too bad the Missus doesn't agree. (Although the 4th season sucked balls, but I don't count that one)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (xPJvm)

130 They check in, but they don't check out!

Posted by: Shell No-Prez Strip at February 28, 2024 02:24 PM (w9Wax)

131 TRUMNAMULATION. WIPE MY ASS.

CORNPOP?

ROSEBUD?

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at February 28, 2024 02:24 PM (OiAR7)

132 Doctors report that Biden is not precisely senile. Senile implies natural causes. Biden appear to be suffering from a band of demons who've begun the process of devouring his brain before he quite reaches Hell. You know how demons are.

Have we ruled out tertiary syphilis?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2024 02:24 PM (CsUN+)

133 super-competent Karine Jean-Pierre

I'm Black, I'm a Woman, and I'm a Lesbian. How much more super-competent can I be?

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre, Interlocutius for The Regime at February 28, 2024 02:24 PM (a3Q+t)

134 Hey, what is Lloyd Austin up to these days?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (FmapG)
.......

Still trying to pee on his own.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 02:24 PM (v0R5T)

135 It's looking like a full court press to dump Joe. Jill, so far, isn't caving to the pressure.

She really is an entitled vindictive shrew.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 28, 2024 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

Can you blame her? She has to f**k that old man a couple times a week.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (dGCAG)

136 My only wish is that he stay cogent enough to one day stand on the dock charged with treason, and for him to be able to understand.

To much by far, but happy thoughts keep us young.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (jy+nc)

137 I saw a clip of Trunp from cpac. He sounded a lot less Trumpy. In a good way. Maybe he learned some lessons from 2020.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (YofvK)

138 Fwiw, I don't want them to get a do-over and be able to get rid of their Grandfather of Corruption. You're stuck with him! I don't want them to usher in some relatively unknown (but far left) vermin to bamboozle half the country and nab a lot of undecided-types who would probably vote for Trump over that rotted corpse of destruction. I'd rather suffer through the next 9 months of world embarrassment if it meant getting rid of that POS.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (mupln)

139 111 Black Lesbian Baghdad Bob isn't bad.

I prefer Shitshow Bob.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:20 PM (KbCG3)
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Worst Simpsons episode ever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 28, 2024 02:21 PM (DeFcY)

I mean, have you seen the show over the past decade?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (KbCG3)

140 Mountain was a Rock Band I thought would succeed big. They ended up playing Army bars and then decided they had artist issues and broke up.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (FmapG)

141 133 super-competent Karine Jean-Pierre

I'm Black, I'm a Woman, and I'm a Lesbian. How much more super-competent can I be?
Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre, Interlocutius for The Regime at February 28, 2024 02:24 PM (a3Q+t)

And she's fresh down there.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (o3SCB)

142 137 I saw a clip of Trunp from cpac. He sounded a lot less Trumpy. In a good way. Maybe he learned some lessons from 2020.
Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (YofvK)

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Or maybe Trumpy is a caricature.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

143 He has dementia.. The ice cream is a give away... That and he can't string two words together

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (Akjoo)

144 Let me guess - the doctors at Walter Reed found him to be mentally sharp, and strong as an ox. Why he was running laps around the hospital, with the young, virile doctors struggling to keep up. Why you should have seen it, and it's a shame we didn't take any pictures or offer any evidence at all.

Posted by: El Mariachi at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (8E/8X)

145 Joe's pants will be on the floor before he gets to the examining room.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (xcrUy)

146 See how long he is there, will The Ho have to do take over?

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (fwDg9)

147 Kamala Harris has to be one of the stupidest VP choices ever, and there is almost nothing they can do to get rid of her.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at February 28, 2024 02:08 PM (wpJDK)


Biden is still President. Arguably, Harris was a genius move.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (1Z8zZ)

148 The only thing you're expert in is dusty crotch tombs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (VwHCD)

Dusty Crotch Tombs sounds like an Amon Amarth song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 28, 2024 02:26 PM (xPJvm)

149 I saw Girthy and Musky and Moist open for the Weather Girls in Atlanta in '98.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 28, 2024 02:26 PM (Q0kLU)

150 Girty and musky and moist.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:21 PM (o3SCB)

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"Oh my!"

/obligatory Pro-Illegal Alien Invasion "Blessings of Liberty" and Rape and Murder ... but mostly Rape and Murder George Takei

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:26 PM (dl5DB)

151 KARINE JEAN-PIERRE Baghdad Bitch: "He is sharp! He is on top of things!"

Fixed it for ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 02:26 PM (W/lyH)

152 i suspect that unless biden clearly crashes, has a stroke or an aneurysm or falls head first down a flight of hard stairs, the dems are stuck with him. doesn't matter if they can steal the election again, so long as biden does as he's told

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 28, 2024 02:26 PM (B1FKF)

153 Girthy, Musky and Moist sounds like a particularly high-dollar law firm.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (CsUN+)

154 Lauren Boob Bert's son faces 22 criminal charges

http://tinyurl.com/yck6d4x2

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (CIS44)

155 They need to dial a much more effective and powerful drug cocktail ahead of the SOTU, and that is probably quite risky and they want a hospital setting to test it, time it, and make sure they can manage the come-down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)

156 129 Best show ever. Too bad the Missus doesn't agree. (Although the 4th season sucked balls, but I don't count that one)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (xPJvm)

The re-edit of the 4th season made it a little more tolerable, but it still focused WAY TOO MUCH on Tobias.

Posted by: XTC at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (sm6Pk)

157 122 66 >>>61 I expect to be told he is fantastic shape, better shape than men half his age. Strong like bull, libido like a rabbit.

He is girthy and musky.
Posted by: ace at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (KRtlO)

Girthy and musky and moist.

Preznit Turgid Wreckingball

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (OiAR7)

158 Uncle Joe shot 18 holes-in-one before his unnecessary physical.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (3yMyb)

159 Can you picture the poor doc trying to give him a prostate exam without getting splattered?

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (v0R5T)

160 Idiots, if he could, he would.

This is like telling a paraplegic to prove he can walk. He can't, Stupid.

++++
They can't be stupid, Ace. They're masters of the universe!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)

161 The only thing you're expert in is dusty crotch tombs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (VwHCD)

Dusty Crotch Tombs sounds like an Amon Amarth song.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 28, 2024 02:26 PM (xPJvm)

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Where Honeycum Sweetdicks go to die ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (dl5DB)

162 Doctor: Alright, close your eyes and let touch your nose with your finger.

Biden: Look, fat! I can lift you right over my head! MANDLEBAUM! MANDLEBAUM!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (Geoni)

163 142 137 I saw a clip of Trunp from cpac. He sounded a lot less Trumpy. In a good way. Maybe he learned some lessons from 2020.
Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (YofvK)

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Or maybe Trumpy is a caricature.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

Either way he’s learned to tone it down,

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (YofvK)

164 I think we are likely seeing factional attacks on each other.

Groups that want someone else (Hillary? Big Mike, Noisome,...) are pressing the first step. I do not take this to mean that the controlling powers are moving in this direction, only that factions are still taking shots.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:28 PM (jy+nc)

165 the problem with kamala is that she almost certainly won't be like biden and just do what the handlers tell her to do

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 28, 2024 02:28 PM (B1FKF)

166 129 "We have to talk about Pop-Pop."

That was a great Arrested Development.
Posted by: garrett at February 28, 2024 02:07 PM (MOkGO)

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I was told on this very blog just a few days ago that AD is a terrible show.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 02:14 PM (DRSnL)

"I have Pop-pop in the attic."

Best show ever. Too bad the Missus doesn't agree. (Although the 4th season sucked balls, but I don't count that one)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (xPJvm)

There was no fourth season.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

167 "Black Lesbian Baghdad Bob"

Bwahaha!

Posted by: sidney at February 28, 2024 02:28 PM (Uy/WF)

168 If Biden can't assuage, particularly among his voters from 2020, then I don't think he can win the election...


I'll take that action.

Posted by: Dominion at February 28, 2024 02:28 PM (f746Z)

169 They need to dial a much more effective and powerful drug cocktail ahead of the SOTU, and that is probably quite risky and they want a hospital setting to test it, time it, and make sure they can manage the come-down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)
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That sounds just plausible enough to be true...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2024 02:28 PM (7fElN)

170 114
Or 'pureblood'. That seemed to send her into a fit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at

Do you need a hug?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (9GiPG)

171 158 Uncle Joe shot 18 holes-in-one before his unnecessary physical.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (3yMyb)

Soon after, he bested six interns in a push up contest and then went on to win the state arm wrestling tournament.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (KbCG3)

172 Indeed we can. That's the problem, Black Lesbian Baghdad Bob.
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Nonononono. You have it all wrong.

What "you see" is colored by unset expectations, commentary, experience and the general social milieu! You need to adjust "what you see" to match their interpretation.

Don't believe your lyin' eyes, believe them!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (HnUIn)

173 This could be the head fake that it was all just precaution to hold out for later to pull the rug from under him

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (fwDg9)

174 I'll tell you who is senile...............

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (OiAR7)

175 the problem with kamala is that she almost certainly won't be like biden and just do what the handlers tell her to do

Too independent or just not bright enough to execute?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (dZVON)

176 Wait, KJP is now BLBB? I can live with that

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (XeU6L)

177 So when the guy who sees the player more than any other says he's not ready to do more, his word should carry some weight.

Which is why it's pretty self-explanatory that the people closest to Joe are doing all that they can to keep the guy hidden away.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:22 PM (KbCG3)

Baseball is notorious for having "old school" guys who play players based on their "gut," rather than any kind of objective analysis.

Probably more common in the good ol' days, but still.

There were players who did things like strike out a lot, were physically slow, but could mash the ball when they got hold of it, and generally had good plate discipline.

But managers would play the flashy guy who swings at everything, and occasionally steals bases.

Because sometimes the "experts" are idiots too.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (dGCAG)

178 "The voice sounds frail, and he shuffles more because of the arthritis in his back," Favreau said, adding that the oldest-ever president also appears "mumbly."

Right. Arthritis. It's not synaptic failure and deterioration in his brain. It's arthritis.

Plus, he just appears frail. His outward demeanor conceals his inner dynamo. If only he could bring that out once in a public, non-scripted setting, Americans' concerns would melt away at the Einstein in camo.

The spin simply cannot stop. Ever. For anything.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (aXxgO)

179 Can you picture the poor doc trying to give him a prostate exam without getting splattered?

--

I'm sure Biden thinks his "family jewels" are the equivalent of the Hope diamond in his pants.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (mupln)

180 "but non-doctor non-experts at the White House are of course qualified to claim that Biden is not senile.”

The same Beautiful Minds that said that Trump was a madman bent on world destruction and that not wearing a mask would kill everyone around you.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (tRd71)

181
Mr. President, I'm going to give you three words to remember...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (XeU6L)

182 Dusty Crotch Tombs sounds like an Amon Amarth song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 28, 2024 02:26 PM (xPJvm)

Hmmm, it does actually.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (VwHCD)

183 There are no good doctors left for this physical. We'll have to find a really bad doctor....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (0LJTT)

184 I'm sure Biden thinks his "family jewels" are the equivalent of the Hope diamond in his pants.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (mupln)

He's spawned such wonderful Children

Posted by: It's me donna at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (Akjoo)

185 You see the ten dollar cowboy?
He leads a colorful life
Don't you worry about him
He knows he'll only die twice
Like Billy McClain
He's the last of his breed
He's just a ten dollar cowboy
Who looks a lot like me...

Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (2ijlT)

186 Speaking of seasons, I see the Frasier Reboot just got picked up for Season 2.

I'm sure I'll get pelted with rocks and garbage for saying so but I didn't think the first season was absolutely terrible and saw some glimmers of promise.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (T+Iwg)

187 Too independent or just not bright enough to execute?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (dZVON)

Probably both.

That silly bitch will probably actually try to *be* president.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (VoAdT)

188 I will point out once again that if you say that Biden appears senile to you, the White House will attack you for offering your "non-expert" opinion, but non-doctor non-experts at the White House are of course qualified to claim that Biden is not senile.
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Yup. Invert it and it applies to Trump.

Narrative-friendly "remote diagnosis" by doctors who have never seen the patient and "suppositions" by experts: fine, just fine.

Narrative-unfriendly "remote diagnosis" by doctors who have never seen the patient and "suppositions" by experts: dangerous and unacceptable breach of ethics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

189
Press release: After examination the Doctor has declared Biden continent to remain in office. Until the examination ended when he became incontinent.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (nIvob)

190 Hmm my boss scheduled an ad hoc meeting with me last minute. Something he never does.

I’m either getting fired or getting a promotion.
lol.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (YofvK)

191 There was no fourth season.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

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This is the way.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (DRSnL)

192 Biden is the most dynamic, focused, President that the world has ever seen - but only off-camera.

Posted by: The Democrats! at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (YAtuc)

193 There was no fourth season.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

It's not terrible, it just isn't the old show.

I haven't even bothered to look for season 5.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (dGCAG)

194 >>> the oldest-ever president also appears "mumbly."
===========

Played mumbly peg with gramps on a break at the farm.
Two blades open on a pocket knife one vertical one horizontal. Flip the knife and according to the landing of it you were scored.
Best point score when the knife stuck straight up point in the ground, butt straight up.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (cXfmo)

195 151 KARINE JEAN-PIERRE Baghdad Bitch: "He is sharp! He is on top of things!"

Fixed it for ya.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 02:26 PM (W/lyH)

I think she means that his elbows are pointy and he's often found lying on the ground or AF1 stairs.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (KbCG3)

196 I love it. They're stuck with him. He's not going anywhere.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (jUXl5)

197 123 I bet Joe has lawyers in there advising him not to answer the doctors questions.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 28, 2024 02:23 PM (z/ifB)


Not really needed. His personal physician, Kevin O'Connor, D.O., (who's paid by you and me - taxpayers) has been Joe's personal doc since Joe was VP. I'm confident O'Connor long ago became a Joe Hero Worshiper, and is fully approved by DOCTOR Jill. He wouldn't have the job if not.

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (5fDan)

198 dusty crotch tombs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


But enough about Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (f746Z)

199 Wait what? There’s a Frasier reboot?
Lemme guess. Frasier is now a gay black woman.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (YofvK)

200 REMEMEBER THAT I'M A SEX MACHINE!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at February 28, 2024 02:32 PM (YAtuc)

201 Willowed
Tucker Carlson explains how in the final hours of the Trump presidency, Mitch McConnell threatened Donald Trump with a conviction on impeachment if he were to pardon Julian Assange.

http://tinyurl.com/47n2w8yr

Posted by: Ciampino - McConnel needs jailtime bigtime at February 28, 2024 02:32 PM (qfLjt)

202 dusty crotch tombs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

--

Bill Clinton knows a lot about dusty crotch tombs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2024 02:32 PM (mupln)

203 The White House said results will be released later Wednesday.
.......

I hesitate to comment until REDACTED weighs in.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 02:32 PM (v0R5T)

204 This chilly blonde knows an old dotard who would have been way out of his depth even when he was in his prime when she sees one:
http://tiny.cc/bo84xz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:32 PM (HnUIn)

205 127 Dems dumped Henry Wallace in 1944 because he basically was a Communist. Replaced him with Truman. The problems with getting rid of Kamala are woman and skin color. A lot of women and blacks might stay home if she replaced


Which is precisely why she can only be replaced by Michelle O.

It should be obvious by now, even to Republicans, there’s no way Biden will be the candidate in November. Trump and the GOP must start campaigning against the Democrat Party instead of Biden himself. When you rail against Biden’s policies or how poorly the country has fared under Biden, replace the word Biden with Democrat. Because the truth is, Biden is and always was just a figurehead, the “moderate”-looking, old white guy they used to hoodwink Boomers into voting for the Democrats instead of the Trump party.

Posted by: Catotoday@yahoo.com at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (6E9xV)

206 the problem with kamala is that she almost certainly won't be like biden and just do what the handlers tell her to do

Too independent or just not bright enough to execute?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
--------

Incapable of rational, well-reasoned, experienced, judgement.

It is simply beyond her intellectually, and experientially. She's just a run of the mill minor politician.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (XeU6L)

207 They can't be stupid, Ace. They're masters of the universe!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:27 PM (HnUIn)

-------------

Out: Not Even Masters of Their Own Domain.
In: Not Even Masters of Their Own Cocaine.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (dl5DB)

208 ""Can you picture the poor doc trying to give him a prostate exam without getting splattered?""

Doesn't need that exam. Whatever condition his prostate is in it will still outlast biden.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (VwHCD)

209 THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT LIKING ICE CREAM IS ASSOCIATED WITH DEMENTIA!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (YAtuc)

210 I love it. They're stuck with him. He's not going anywhere.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (jUXl5)
++++
"Biden will not be replaced" has been my working position.

I don't think anyone except Jill is happy about it, but they all appear to be stuck with him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (HnUIn)

211 Hmm my boss scheduled an ad hoc meeting with me last minute. Something he never does.

I’m either getting fired or getting a promotion.
lol.
Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (YofvK)


Fingers crossed.
Hope it's good news.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (W/lyH)

212 This thread has a dearth of bourbon discussion. I haz sadz.

Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (JunzL)

213 Too poor to afford a bra. Would just be a gold digger. Pass.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (YofvK)

214 196 I love it. They're stuck with him. He's not going anywhere.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (jUXl5)


We need to talk about poop-poop.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (3CVIc)

215 This is like telling a paraplegic to prove he can walk. He can't, Stupid.



C'mon Chuck, stand up, let them see ya!

Posted by: TC at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (FjlUt)

216 I only now have proof of vast forces controlling the oval office.

So how much have past presidents been puppets?

I always thought Clinton was. Not sure about O'shitmidas. FDR? JFK? Bush?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (jy+nc)

217 I wanna little Kamala, all nite long!

Posted by: Mumbly Number 5 at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (hirWM)

218 It's pretty clear the Barky is on the "get rid of Joe" train. Biden has very few real allies now. Buh-bye.

Barky's been on that train for a while. Having exhausted all the possible ways to humiliate him in office, he's got places to go and interesting Italians to meet.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

219 179 Can you picture the poor doc trying to give him a prostate exam without getting splattered?

--

I'm sure Biden thinks his "family jewels" are the equivalent of the Hope diamond in his pants.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (mupln)

I'm sure Doc Jill does.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

220 210 "Biden will not be replaced" has been my working position.

I don't think anyone except Jill is happy about it, but they all appear to be stuck with him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (HnUIn)

======

Nah man.

Backroom deals! They're totally happening! #TwoWeeks

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

221 I'm starting to wonder if Joe is going to get Scalia'd. There'll be no warning, just everybody needs to get behind President Kamala during this difficult time.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (z+89e)

222 190 Hmm my boss scheduled an ad hoc meeting with me last minute. Something he never does.

I’m either getting fired or getting a promotion.
lol.
Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (YofvK)

Have had that happen twice.

Once I was fired. Second time my boss announced she was leaving.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (KbCG3)

223 They locked themselves in with Brandon. They'll have to kill the dotard if they want rid of him, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (0FoWg)

224 212 This thread has a dearth of bourbon discussion. I haz sadz.
Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (JunzL)

======

Best way to ruin a good bourbon.

Grape or Fruit Punch Gatorade?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

225 I understand that you want to build a wall, but it begs the question of how does this affect the hottentots that prime Minister Poppins had be telling me about.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at February 28, 2024 02:35 PM (OiAR7)

226 218 It's pretty clear the Barky is on the "get rid of Joe" train. Biden has very few real allies now. Buh-bye.

Barky's been on that train for a while. Having exhausted all the possible ways to humiliate him in office, he's got places to go and interesting Italians to meet.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

=======

He was against Joe in the primary of 2020. His influence didn't stop Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

227 'I'm going to Walter Reed to get my physical', Biden told reporters as he walked across the South Lawn to Marine One.

How's about a "mental"? Any chance of that, or is it too apparent that your kinetic brain will break the electrodes on account of hyperactivity?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 28, 2024 02:35 PM (aXxgO)

228 The way Biden walks with 2 fists clenched in front of him is a big tell.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 28, 2024 02:35 PM (MeG8a)

229 This just in: Mary Poppins is now racist, because someone used the word "Hottentot".

http://tinyurl.com/4wrpetmt

Posted by: Archimedes at February 28, 2024 02:35 PM (CsUN+)

230 This thread has a dearth of bourbon discussion. I haz sadz.
Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (JunzL)
++++
With my recent fairly strict dieting, I've had very little alcohol.

Well, I decided to have a nightcap earlier this week. Bourbon (Knob Creek). About two jiggers' worth.

I learned that I have become a pretty cheap date.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:36 PM (HnUIn)

231 That silly bitch will probably actually try to *be* president.

Posted by: Warai-otoko
----------------------------

She will become president when Biden steps down.
She will not run for the office but will retire with all honors an perks of an ex-President of the United State.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 02:36 PM (cXfmo)

232
Hmm my boss scheduled an ad hoc meeting with me last minute. Something he never does.

I’m either getting fired or getting a promotion.
lol.
Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM


:: Begins search history of Montec comments before deciding whether to cheer on continued employment ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 28, 2024 02:36 PM (nIvob)

233 I hear Macy's is hiring... oh, wait...

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 02:36 PM (v0R5T)

234 This chilly blonde knows an old dotard who would have been way out of his depth even when he was in his prime when she sees one:
http://tiny.cc/bo84xz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:32 PM (HnUIn)


I read that as chili... With beans and carrots.
Silly me.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 02:36 PM (W/lyH)

235 Why isn't there a McConnell sized barrel of hot tar and feathers set out for McConnell?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 28, 2024 02:36 PM (xcrUy)

236 I love it. They're stuck with him. He's not going anywhere.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (jUXl5)

The again they may know something we don't. Like elections are bullshit until further notice.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (3yMyb)

237 I will point out once again that if you say that Biden appears senile to you, the White House will attack you for offering your "non-expert" opinion, but non-doctor non-experts at the White House are of course qualified to claim that Biden is not senile.

Also, Doctors who have never met, examined, or in any way have had any interactions with DJT, can proclaim him mentally unfit. Seriously, you guys.

Posted by: Cheri at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (oiNtH)

238 "We have to talk about Pop-Pop."


What the hell is wrong with Corn Pops dad?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (FjlUt)

239 Best way to ruin a good bourbon.

Grape or Fruit Punch Gatorade?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)


Either is still more appealing than scotch

Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (JunzL)

240 The way Biden walks with 2 fists clenched in front of him is a big tell.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 28, 2024 02:35 PM (MeG8a)

He thinks he's skiing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (VwHCD)

241 I wonder if Joe remembers how to use utensils or if he eats with his hands?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (tT6L1)

242 179 Can you picture the poor doc trying to give him a prostate exam without getting splattered?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (mupln)
----
That's why doctors wear white coats and use gloves.

Posted by: Ciampino - McConnell needs jailtime bigtime at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (qfLjt)

243 Barky's been on that train for a while. Having exhausted all the possible ways to humiliate him in office, he's got places to go and interesting Italians to meet.
Posted by: Ian S.

He was against Joe in the primary of 2020. His influence didn't stop Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini


That's what happens when puppets think they can pull the strings.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (OUMaO)

244 Either is still more appealing than scotch
Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (JunzL)

(hands up if you read that as "ether")

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (VoAdT)

245 >>>>Mountain was a Rock Band I thought would succeed big. They ended up playing Army bars and then decided they had artist issues and broke up.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (FmapG)
===========
I really liked Mountain. Leslie West and Felix Papalardi were dynamic together.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (+Mjp8)

246 I'm starting to wonder if Joe is going to get Scalia'd. There'll be no warning, just everybody needs to get behind President Kamala during this difficult time.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (z+89e)
++++
That would be the cleanest way.

But then there's open war when the scramble for succession gets started in earnest. There always is when an incompetent king has an incompetent regent and any number of top-line courtiers with their own empires whispering conflicting instructions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (HnUIn)

247 Sarah Palin wants to ban Harry Potter was always projection. Shocker

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (3yMyb)

248 Tucker Carlson explains how in the final hours of the Trump presidency, Mitch McConnell threatened Donald Trump with a conviction on impeachment if he were to pardon Julian Assange.

http://tinyurl.com/47n2w8yr
Posted by: Ciampino - McConnel needs jailtime bigtime at February 28, 2024 02:32 PM (qfLjt)

I doubt it was just Mitch. Pompeo almost certainly talked Trump out of it, along with any other company men inside his administration.

Assange committed the one unforgivable crime in DC: He reported the truth.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (dGCAG)

249 Second time my boss announced she was leaving.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (KbCG3)
......

She got tired of all the harrassment?

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (v0R5T)

250 They know they can't allow him to go out on live TV, so they put him on Seth Myers, where it'll get 3 viewers, but then they can find the best takes, and exit then in to videos for blogs and twitter.

The problem was even the best takes they did were awful, and you can see Joe staring off screen trying to read the cue cards, and even then he can't get the answers right. They tried to have him play it off by putting his aviators on, so you can't see him struggling to read, but it didn't help and he so awkwardly is answering questions in to the abyss, instead of to the host.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (iBYHG)

251 Either is still more appealing than scotch
Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (JunzL)


Blasphemer!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (W/lyH)

252 212 This thread has a dearth of bourbon discussion. I haz sadz.
Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (JunzL)


Would it be better with a plethora?

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (xhfG9)

253 240 The way Biden walks with 2 fists clenched in front of him is a big tell.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 28, 2024 02:35 PM (MeG8a)

He thinks he's skiing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (VwHCD)

The man needs TP for his bunghole, dammit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (VoAdT)

254 I can get behind getting behind.

Posted by: Anne H. at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (a3Q+t)

255 He was against Joe in the primary of 2020. His influence didn't stop Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini

Then again everything out of Obama's mouth is a lie.

Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (3yMyb)

256 223 They locked themselves in with Brandon. They'll have to kill the dotard if they want rid of him, now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2024 02:34 PM (0FoWg)


Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Antonin Scalia's pillow at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (PiwSw)

257 I still say they will replace Joe on the ticket, but let him finish his term
They don’t want Kamala to ascend

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (sZkrh)

258 With my recent fairly strict dieting, I've had very little alcohol.

Well, I decided to have a nightcap earlier this week. Bourbon (Knob Creek). About two jiggers' worth.

I learned that I have become a pretty cheap date.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:36 PM (HnUIn)


Large side of the jigger, or small?

Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (JunzL)

259 Would it be better with a plethora?
Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (xhfG9)
++++
Markedly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (HnUIn)

260 By the way, Tucker says his high priced lawyers told him he might be arrested upon returning the U.S., after his Pootin interview, and whether he was or not would likely depend on the questions he asked.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (dGCAG)

261 But Trump won't. He lost the popular vote because of his hideous aggressive combative bullshit performance during the first debate in 2020. If he had just shut up and let biden hang himself, he would have won.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (ZqWNz)


This statement suggests that you believe Biden got 81M legitimate votes in 2020.

If you believed that Biden's vote totals were "massaged", you would be forced to conclude that we have no idea who won the popular vote... but we can guess.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (1Z8zZ)

262 Someone in this horde called KJP "raggedy tan" and I can't stop thinking about that every time I see her.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (ogTiX)

263 Also, there is no one controlling power.

I think Biden was picked because he was acceptable to all sides. He had no ideology, and all the factions thought they could control him. (I think they were right since he seems to be doing everything for everybody -- greens, China, Big Tech, marxists, islamists,...)

So sure, they are scared of losing but is there someone to replace him that all sides can agree on?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (jy+nc)

264 255 Then again everything out of Obama's mouth is a lie.
Posted by: ... at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (3yMyb)

=======

Obama is a corporate symbol who thinks he's a leader.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

265 Their kabuki election will appear more credible with an apparently viable candidate.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 02:40 PM (cXfmo)

266 I love it. They're stuck with him. He's not going anywhere.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (jUXl5)

The again they may know something we don't. Like elections are bullshit until further notice.
Posted by: ... at

I would not be surprised if Jill isn't thrown in to the ring. Keep it all in the family and I don't think that she would tolerate a Michelle or a Gavin taking over the campaign.

Posted by: Cheri at February 28, 2024 02:40 PM (oiNtH)

267 the problem with kamala is that she almost certainly won't be like biden and just do what the handlers tell her to do

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 28, 2024 02:28 PM (B1FKF)

-------------

If they install her and/or she's the nominee, AGE will be THE ONLY ISSUE that matters per the MDM-MSM 60 x 60 x 24 x 7x 250.

[250 days left to permanently suspend elections and appoint Prince Hunter as successor and King with Dr. Jill appointed Regent.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:40 PM (dl5DB)

268 240 The way Biden walks with 2 fists clenched in front of him is a big tell.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 28, 2024 02:35 PM (MeG8a)

He thinks he's skiing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (VwHCD)

His little baby step stompy walk always cracks me up.

Posted by: Mr Tuddball at February 28, 2024 02:40 PM (OiAR7)

269 Hmm my boss scheduled an ad hoc meeting with me last minute. Something he never does.

I’m either getting fired or getting a promotion.
lol.
Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM
***

Well, I read somewhere that most people get fired on a Monday or a Friday.
Good luck!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 02:40 PM (W/lyH)

270 What's the over/under on the number of exsanguinated teenage runaways in Walter Reed's dumpster, that they drained to keep Grampa Rapefingers packed with fresh red blood cells during his "physical"?

Posted by: Jack Package at February 28, 2024 02:40 PM (8LP6B)

271
Either is still more appealing than scotch
Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM


I took a sip of my Dads scotch once and decided that every bad name my Mom ever called him was probably true.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 28, 2024 02:40 PM (nIvob)

272 Would it be better with a plethora?

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (xhfG9)


Copious amounts of better!

Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:40 PM (JunzL)

273 No way Biden makes his SOTU speech

Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2024 02:41 PM (sZkrh)

274 263 Also, there is no one controlling power.

I think Biden was picked because he was acceptable to all sides. He had no ideology, and all the factions thought they could control him. (I think they were right since he seems to be doing everything for everybody -- greens, China, Big Tech, marxists, islamists,...)

So sure, they are scared of losing but is there someone to replace him that all sides can agree on?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (jy+nc)

Yeah that's their primary difficulty. Joe Biden is in many ways the perfect candidate for their alliance, he's pretty much acceptable to all of them.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 28, 2024 02:41 PM (eYoxG)

275 =======

Obama is a corporate symbol who thinks he's a leader.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
----------------------------

He gives new meaning to the term, figure head.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 02:41 PM (cXfmo)

276 The problem was even the best takes they did were awful, and you can see Joe staring off screen trying to read the cue cards, and even then he can't get the answers right. They tried to have him play it off by putting his aviators on, so you can't see him struggling to read, but it didn't help and he so awkwardly is answering questions in to the abyss, instead of to the host.
Posted by: Rbastid at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (iBYHG)

The clip I saw, he was wearing sunglasses.

I assumed the glasses had the cue cards playing right in front of his eyeballs.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:41 PM (dGCAG)

277 They don’t want Kamala to ascend
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (sZkrh)
-----------
The Ascension of Kamala.

Worst religious painting ever.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 28, 2024 02:41 PM (DeFcY)

278 @252, 212, I think it needs a shit ton

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2024 02:41 PM (oyVa+)

279 263 I think Biden was picked because he was acceptable to all sides. He had no ideology, and all the factions thought they could control him. (I think they were right since he seems to be doing everything for everybody -- greens, China, Big Tech, marxists, islamists,...)

So sure, they are scared of losing but is there someone to replace him that all sides can agree on?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (jy+nc)

=======

It was panic because Bernie was easily going to win against the whole field. The establishment tried to back Kamala then Beto then Warren then Buttigieg (who won Iowa, remember) until it became obvious that none of them could last at 15% in the polls for more than a week. Biden just lasted, in the second tier under Bernie, until everyone else dropped out and he consolidated the not-Bernie vote.

Then covid happened and Democrats illegally changing voting laws across the country to cheat at just normal levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

280 This thread has a dearth of bourbon discussion. I haz sadz.
Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM


Now consider the complete lack of bats in the Café this month. Sad++.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 28, 2024 02:42 PM (a3Q+t)

281 http://tiny.cc/bo84xz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Nice!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 28, 2024 02:43 PM (9yWhg)

282 The black eyes freak me out.

Doll eyes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2024 02:43 PM (NtVYv)

283 I love it. They're stuck with him. He's not going anywhere.
Posted by: Ordinary American

The again they may know something we don't. Like elections are bullshit until further notice.
Posted by: ...


Yes, they can reinstall him, but will he be a workable puppet, or is that likely to just make things worse?

On top of which, the true junta is probably "junior officers" of a sort in the ranks of the transnational oligarchs' informal coalition. They have a position of unearned power with this rotten muppet in 1600 Penn they couldn't have with another figurehead managing things. So they want to draw that out, while the big figures want a more credible puppet. That friction is what we're seeing play out.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 28, 2024 02:43 PM (OUMaO)

284 Few people watch debates. Fewer care about them. People don't even vote based on campaigns, platforms, or any of that. Most importantly, those votes don't matter, in any event.

None of this window dressing means anything.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 28, 2024 02:43 PM (0FoWg)

285
Well, I read somewhere that most people get fired on a Monday or a Friday.
Good luck!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 28, 2024 02:40 PM


But what about 'Hump Day'? Any data on that or do I have to research PronHub?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 28, 2024 02:43 PM (nIvob)

286 ... I think Biden was picked because he was acceptable to all sides. He had no ideology, and all the factions thought they could control him. (I think they were right since he seems to be doing everything for everybody -- greens, China, Big Tech, marxists, islamists,...) ...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (jy+nc)
++++
He was an unhappy compromise.

Kalorama is the post powerful faction, but their preferred candidate (Harris) was a disaster. Left without their first choice, they had to scramble to find *someone* to put into the slot. Importantly, Kalorama, having failed to steamroll the other factions (most notably the Clinton/Gangster faction with Warren and the radicals with Sanders) with their choice, had to settle on someone they owned but that they could sell to the others to build out a weak coalition within the Party.

Biden ended up the guy. A stupid, controllable known quantity who was Kalorama's boy but knew the game and could at least make an effort at juggling the factional minefield.

Too bad his dementia was well on its way to acceleration and the plans haven't worked out. The factions and sub-factions are running wild.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:43 PM (HnUIn)

287 190 Hmm my boss scheduled an ad hoc meeting with me last minute. Something he never does.

I’m either getting fired or getting a promotion.
lol.
Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (YofvK)

Good luck.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:44 PM (o3SCB)

288 He might come out of this checkup with health issues. Then again he might fall down some tall stairs.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 28, 2024 02:44 PM (NtVYv)

289


The YT ads they have running with this old coot are so awful.

It looks real bad. He sounds half dead and wheezy.

Fuck em all though.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 28, 2024 02:44 PM (et1vG)

290 Wait what? There’s a Frasier reboot?

Lemme guess. Frasier is now a gay black woman.
Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (YofvK)

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My understanding is that Kelsey Grammer is politically conservative ... although that likely matters little now when it comes to power, control, and dollars.

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:45 PM (dl5DB)

291 The clip I saw, he was wearing sunglasses.

I assumed the glasses had the cue cards playing right in front of his eyeballs.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 28, 2024 02:41 PM (dGCAG)
++++
We'll know if he comes out in that new Apple VR helmet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:45 PM (HnUIn)

292 Because I'm a downer, tomorrow is the last day of the month.

Good luck, Montec!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 28, 2024 02:45 PM (tT6L1)

293 Maybe biggest danger to doctor...When unshackled President remove Plastic Underpants and put on gown for examination.

Posted by: MR. KIM at February 28, 2024 02:45 PM (11kd9)

294 290 My understanding is that Kelsey Grammer is politically conservative ... although that likely matters little now when it comes to power, control, and dollars.
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:45 PM (dl5DB)

=========

He is Darius Emanuel Grouch III, aka "The Rumble", and he can help you put money down on a man fucking an alligator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

295 He is Darius Emanuel Grouch III, aka "The Rumble", and he can help you put money down on a man fucking an alligator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
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Moneyplane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)

296 >No way Biden makes his SOTU speech

Posted by: JoeF
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He has to. Either that, or The Handlers™ will have to offer an explanation why. To do that, they either have to tell the truth, or lie. Which one do you think more likely?

No, they will pump the old bastard full of Go-Juice and hope for the best.

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (geLO8)

297 A little bit of Vodkapundit headline that was linked over on Insty:

Biden Announces Unannounced Hospital Visit Because He's Fine

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (xhfG9)

298 Version still fkin with my internet

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (CeZyo)

299 Marxbot 5000 is not an improvement on prior models.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (HnUIn)

300 273 No way Biden makes his SOTU speech
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2024 02:41 PM (sZkrh)

Ha ha! I have three $5 bets out saying he does and a bar that does $3 happy hour IPA's so celebration time.

All he has to do is stumble onto capitol hill and say gomunkfrtal.

Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (j4U/Z)

301 295 He is Darius Emanuel Grouch III, aka "The Rumble", and he can help you put money down on a man fucking an alligator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Moneyplane.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)

========

That mystical place in the sky where you can play poker!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

302 Good luck, Montec.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (9yWhg)

303 Maybe biggest danger to doctor...When unshackled President remove Plastic Underpants and put on gown for examination.
Posted by: MR. KIM
.......

That and telling the truth about the results of the exam.

Posted by: wth at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (v0R5T)

304 244 Either is still more appealing than scotch
Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:37 PM (JunzL)

(hands up if you read that as "ether")
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (VoAdT)

I'm standing right here ya know ...

I have feelings, I have a heart ...

Posted by: browndog wandering in the peat bogs at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (TTAGa)

305 Frankly, I think Biden's ready for the cryonics lab. All that ice cream is prep.

Posted by: Paco at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (njExo)

306 Posted by: Paul banned at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (0bYFU)

=======

Socialism is about leaders saying they are doing it for the little guy while using political power to accumulate wealth in ways that make the little guy worse off, like telling him that people breathing is killing the planet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

307 But then there's open war when the scramble for succession gets started in earnest. There always is when an incompetent king has an incompetent regent and any number of top-line courtiers with their own empires whispering conflicting instructions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:38 PM (HnUIn)

--------------

"The Death of Biden" will make "The Death of Stalin" look like The Scottish Play ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:48 PM (dl5DB)

308 No way Biden makes his SOTU speech
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2024 02:41 PM (sZkrh)
*******
Sure he will.
And the media will claim it as the most stately, magnificent, impressive and brilliant speech ever delivered.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2024 02:48 PM (NpAcC)

309

Eh?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 28, 2024 02:48 PM (dtlw7)

310 301 273 No way Biden makes his SOTU speech
Posted by: JoeF. at February 28, 2024 02:41 PM (sZkrh)

Ha ha! I have three $5 bets out saying he does and a bar that does $3 happy hour IPA's so celebration time.

All he has to do is stumble onto capitol hill and say gomunkfrtal.
Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (j4U/Z)

Folks, he's giving the speech. And it'll be hailed as the greatest speech ever.

And while we're at it, he'll be the 2024 dem nominee.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (KbCG3)

311 I wonder if pravda announced when their figureheads were getting 'annual routine exams' and whether the people in the old USSR went into speculation mode of "will he even return from the hospital"

And age is my biggest concern with Trump. Unlike the senile pervert Trump was and is very vigorous. But Trump is 77, health can decline rapidly for folks that age or over.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (3cGpq)

312 ‘Uncommitted’ Voters Must Accept Trump Is Much, Much Worse Than Biden. The anger and hurt that many feel over the U.S.’ backing of Israel is understandable. But let’s be very clear about what would happen if Trump wins back the White House.

...the roughly 100,000 “uncommitted” voters in Michigan...have the absolute right to be hurt and furious over innocent people—including many children—dying in a brutal military assault. The carnage is horrific, and the fact that U.S.-supplied weapons are Israel’s tools of war brings the issue even closer to home.

Trump questioned the birthplace of our first Black president, and still to this day uses his name as a slur to demean him and to question his “loyalty” to America. He said “Islam hates us.” He proposed surveilling mosques. He wanted Muslims in the United States to register in a special database. He’s repeatedly told the same lie that he saw Muslims dancing in the streets during 9/11...

It doesn’t feel like it, but Joe Biden is actually listening to what you are saying. And he is trying. He wants to continue to have these conversations. He understands how important they are. If Trump is elected, these conversations end.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Beast Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (JCZqz)

313 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (R4t5M)

314 308 "The Death of Biden" will make "The Death of Stalin" look like The Scottish Play ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:48 PM (dl5DB)

=======

Who is our Zhukov?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

315 Folks, he's giving the speech. And it'll be hailed as the greatest speech ever.

And while we're at it, he'll be the 2024 dem nominee.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (KbCG3)


This. Also would have credited "he did what he had to do in this speech."

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (xhfG9)

316 No, they will pump the old bastard full of Go-Juice and hope for the best.
Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (geLO
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My bet is that the address will be targeted at about 40 minutes, stretch time to as much 50 minutes. Total event from walk-on to walk-off will be targeted to about 50 minutes, stretch time to as much as 65 minutes, backloaded (at the end, for glad-handing, etc.). The address itself will contain nothing that broke or seriously developed fewer than two days before the address (rehearsal time). He will make no appearances the day before the address, nor for the two following days.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)

317 313 It doesn’t feel like it, but Joe Biden is actually listening to what you are saying. And he is trying. He wants to continue to have these conversations. He understands how important they are. If Trump is elected, these conversations end.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Beast Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (JCZqz)

=========

"Biden hates Jews as much as you do!"
-implied

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

318 Nonononono. You have it all wrong.

What "you see" is colored by unset expectations, commentary, experience and the general social milieu! You need to adjust "what you see" to match their interpretation.

Don't believe your lyin' eyes, believe them!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:29 PM (HnUIn)
______________________

Hell yes!!!!! You tell'em

Posted by: Nickelback at February 28, 2024 02:50 PM (dIske)

319 Frankly, I think Biden's ready for the cryonics lab. All that ice cream is prep

Come on in Joe, the water's fine!

Posted by: TED WILLIAMS at February 28, 2024 02:50 PM (11kd9)

320 57 I like the spin that Biden often ask so many questions that he frequently stumps his aides.

To give the false impression that he grasps the issue and is wrestling with the complexities.

It's hilarious because you don't have to know a single thing about a subject to stump someone if you ask enough follow-up questions. Just keep drilling down into details until they don't know. That's doesn't prove YOU know the subject. It's like a child playing the why game. Just keep asking why as the explanations get more and more detailed.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2024 02:13 PM (6OrcJ)


He is very insecure, making him both indecisive and desperate to show he is so smart he can ask many questions experts cannot answer. Asking endless questions delays his having to make a decision and expose his dumbness.

The man is a menace. I can see him getting the 3AM phone call telling him Russian and Chinese ICBMs will impact US missile and bomber bases in 15 minutes. Then he asks 20 detailed but useless questions and demands three more war plan options. Meanwhile BOOM across the US.

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2024 02:50 PM (5fDan)

321 >This. Also would have credited "he did what he had to do in this speech."

Posted by: blaster



not fall down

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 02:50 PM (geLO8)

322 He'll "power through it."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (R4t5M)

323 Biden just lasted, in the second tier under Bernie, until everyone else dropped out and he consolidated the not-Bernie vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He didn't just last, the others dropped out. He was selected to win. He was probably the worst candidate up until SC where he was selected by the party. They could have just as easily given that win to Butt-boy, pocahantis, or their other candidates but the party selected him. Knowing the risk of him being demented.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (jy+nc)

324 Frankly, I think Biden's ready for the cryonics lab. All that ice cream is prep.
Posted by: Paco at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (njExo)


We're waiting for you, big guy.

Posted by: Ted Williams' Frozen Head at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (AiZBA)

325 If they are trying to gaslight us with something so obviously demented as Joe's brain, imagine what they are gaslighting us on that is even slightly less obvious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (JeYYB)

326 It doesn’t feel like it, but Joe Biden is actually listening to what you are saying. And he is trying. He wants to continue to have these conversations. He understands how important they are. If Trump is elected, these conversations end.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Beast Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (JCZqz)
++++
LULZ

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (HnUIn)

327 I dare someone to write
"I am tip-top. Like a baseball player" into Joe's teleprompter when he announces his perfect physical result.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (2ovLw)

328 Who is our Zhukov?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

I saw an interview with the director the other night.

Boy does he have a case of Trump Derangement Syndrome

Posted by: browndog wandering in the peat bogs at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (TTAGa)

329 "This is like telling a paraplegic to prove he can walk."

To be fair, Joe Biden DID ask one, Sen. Chuck Graham, to stand up back in 2008. "Let them see ya!"

Posted by: Another Anon at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (xDXdC)

330 And age is my biggest concern with Trump. Unlike the senile pervert Trump was and is very vigorous. But Trump is 77, health can decline rapidly for folks that age or over.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (3cGpq)

I agree. At that age, health can decline very rapidly. he may keep his mental faculties, but if he has a stroke, or a massive heart attack, it's not good. He is only a few year younger than Brandon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 28, 2024 02:52 PM (xPJvm)

331 316 Folks, he's giving the speech. And it'll be hailed as the greatest speech ever.

And while we're at it, he'll be the 2024 dem nominee.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (KbCG3)

This. Also would have credited "he did what he had to do in this speech."
Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (xhfG9)

5 seconds after Biden fumbles his way through a routine speech:

"If there were any doubts about his mental acuity, he put them to rest tonight. That was Lincolnesque. And he stayed up past 9:30 PM!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:52 PM (KbCG3)

332 There's always money in the banana stand.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 28, 2024 02:52 PM (FU0ZW)

333 I'm standing right here ya know ...

I have feelings, I have a heart ...
Posted by: browndog wandering in the peat bogs at February 28, 2024 02:47 PM (TTAGa)


You were my intended audience!!

Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:52 PM (JunzL)

334 262 Someone in this horde called KJP "raggedy tan" and I can't stop thinking about that every time I see her.
Posted by: Oglebay at February 28, 2024 02:39 PM (ogTiX)

hahahahahaha

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:52 PM (o3SCB)

335 >I like the spin that Biden often ask so many questions that he frequently stumps his aides.
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That's probably because his questions make no logical sense, because he has Alzheimer's

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 02:52 PM (geLO8)

336
The state of the union is, is, is--

*rumble*

Smell that? I'm percolatin' butt coffee, big time.

Posted by: Joe Biden Speaks Before Congress at February 28, 2024 02:52 PM (dtlw7)

337 245 >>>>Mountain was a Rock Band I thought would succeed big. They ended up playing Army bars and then decided they had artist issues and broke up.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 28, 2024 02:25 PM (FmapG)
===========
I really liked Mountain. Leslie West and Felix Papalardi were dynamic together.
-----------------
I did too. Just thought they would have moar in trunk than a one hit wonder.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 28, 2024 02:52 PM (FmapG)

338 >Who is our Zhukov?

*Elon tosses his coat behind him*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 28, 2024 02:53 PM (cf/0E)

339 He didn't just last, the others dropped out. He was selected to win. He was probably the worst candidate up until SC where he was selected by the party. They could have just as easily given that win to Butt-boy, pocahantis, or their other candidates but the party selected him. Knowing the risk of him being demented.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (jy+nc)

I've always thought they assumed Trump would crush so they didn't want to waste a decent bullet in the form of an up-and-comer, so they went with Diaper Joe.

Then Covid, a thing that wasn't totally unleashed as a political operation.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 28, 2024 02:53 PM (KbCG3)

340 Biden was running 4th or 5th even behind Buttigieg and then the field was cleared for him.

Posted by: blaster at February 28, 2024 02:53 PM (xhfG9)

341 281 http://tiny.cc/bo84xz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Nice!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
----------------------------

Yesterday was a spoiler. If one were to use the word classy for a pinup, she was it.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 02:53 PM (cXfmo)

342 324 He didn't just last, the others dropped out. He was selected to win. He was probably the worst candidate up until SC where he was selected by the party. They could have just as easily given that win to Butt-boy, pocahantis, or their other candidates but the party selected him. Knowing the risk of him being demented.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (jy+nc)

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Biden wasn't going to drop out.

Since becoming Obama's VP, Biden hasn't backed down from anything.

Besides, Biden was regularly polling above them throughout the primary. I don't think anyone in politics would agree to drop out in favor of someone regularly polling under them.

It was either coalesce around Biden, or continue to split the not-Bernie vote. If all but Biden and Warren (or any other combination) had dropped, Bernie would have won the primary. The idea that the establishment was happy having to settle with Joe is ludicrous considering the vast effort they put into trying to take him down for the previous year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

343 Tomorrow he will swim the Potomac....

Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (Ayych)

344 >I dare someone to write
"I am tip-top. Like a baseball player" into Joe's teleprompter when he announces his perfect physical result.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



"You think you're better than me?"

MANDELBAUM!

MANDELBAUM!

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (geLO8)

345 Someone in this horde called KJP "raggedy tan" and I can't stop thinking about that every time I see her.

--

I called her that here several months ago. But alas, I can't take credit as I saw it on some other blog and thought it was hilarious.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (mupln)

346 Kamala may be stupid as shit, but I'm betting she'd do whatever Obama told her to do. Just as Obama does whatever he's told to do.

In fact, most any candidate would do as they're told. Nikki Haley sure as shit would. So would nearly every other GOP candidate. All the Democrat candidates would as well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (Q4IgG)

347 You were my intended audience!!
Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:52 PM (JunzL)

***Doof casts his line into the water***

...ya got me

Posted by: browndog wandering in the peat bogs at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (TTAGa)

348 329 I saw an interview with the director the other night.

Boy does he have a case of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Posted by: browndog wandering in the peat bogs at February 28, 2024 02:51 PM (TTAGa)

========

Brit entertainer.

I'd be surprised if he didn't think Tony Blair was worse than Hitler.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

349 Tomorrow he will swim the Potomac....
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (Ayych)

Nekkid.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (2ijlT)

350 And age is my biggest concern with Trump. Unlike the senile pervert Trump was and is very vigorous. But Trump is 77, health can decline rapidly for folks that age or over.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 28, 2024 02:49 PM (3cGpq)


The press uses "his age" to describe Biden and never his dementia. That is because they want to use "his Age" against Trump.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (AiZBA)

351 He gives a speech look for the 23 slices in the video to make something make sense

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2024 02:55 PM (fwDg9)

352 None of them could run the fix as well as Joe.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 02:55 PM (cXfmo)

353 Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 28, 2024 02:55 PM (R4t5M)

354
Capitalism is all about the accumulation of capital
It is not about making sure the workers are happy.

Posted by: Paul banned at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM


Deep thoughts man. With knowledge like that you should share it with others, somewhere else. You're just wasting it here.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 28, 2024 02:55 PM (nIvob)

355 Tomorrow he will swim the Potomac....
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (Ayych)
++++
I understood this reference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)

356 No book has blown my mind more than
"The archeological writings of the Sanhedrin and the Talmud of the Jews" I stumbled on it this morning and have been completely consumed in it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2024 02:55 PM (2ovLw)

357 Trump is far worse. The idiot hasn't been able to complete a sentence in years. That's probably to his benefit though, as his every utterance is a lie.

Posted by: Sid at February 28, 2024 02:55 PM (4EXjG)

358 > Posted by: Paul banned at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (0bYFU)

Capitalism is individuals making decisions to buy or sell goods or services according to their personal preferences and judgments. That's all Capitalism is. Capitalism requires some amount of government to protect and respect property rights, and protections against fraud. For the most part, Capitalism doesn't require much government intervention or structure.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2024 02:56 PM (6OrcJ)

359 I feel like I have been underwater all day and have finally come up for a breath.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2024 02:56 PM (2ovLw)

360 >>http://tiny.cc/bo84xz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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She just got the cold cuts for my sandwich out of the fridge.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 28, 2024 02:56 PM (wzAuc)

361 Boffo's cockholster is here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 28, 2024 02:56 PM (R4t5M)

362 No book has blown my mind more than
"The archeological writings of the Sanhedrin and the Talmud of the Jews" I stumbled on it this morning and have been completely consumed in it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Yeah, you had a couple of comments about it on the morning thread. Can you give us a thumbnail synopsis?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 28, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)

363 Posted by: Sid at February 28, 2024 02:55 PM (4EXjG)

=========

"He said it was a nice day, and it was only okay! Lie!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

364 297 they will pump the old bastard full of Go-Juice and hope for the best
Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (geLO

Do we know what the Go-Juice is?

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 02:57 PM (o3SCB)

365 Hey look, it's Sid. Like a dick, just smaller.

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 02:57 PM (geLO8)

366 I like the spin that Biden often ask so many questions that he frequently stumps his aides.

--

He's an oracle, man! Such a wealth of knowledge and brain power that it can only be called divine.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2024 02:57 PM (mupln)

367 ***Doof casts his line into the water***

...ya got me
Posted by: browndog wandering in the peat bogs at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (TTAGa)


All in good fun, brother!

Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:57 PM (JunzL)

368 Capitalism is all about the accumulation of capital
It is not about making sure the workers are happy.

Posted by: Paul banned at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM

Deep thoughts by Jack “Paul” Handy,

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:57 PM (YofvK)

369 Hmm my boss scheduled an ad hoc meeting with me last minute. Something he never does.

I’m either getting fired or getting a promotion.
lol.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:30 PM (YofvK)

----------------

"We see here that you spend most of your time at work reading & commenting at some third-tier blog ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:57 PM (dl5DB)

370 Do we know what the Go-Juice is?

Posted by: m



well, it ain't no 11 Herbs and Spices, I tell you that

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 02:58 PM (geLO8)

371 First Paul...now Sid...

Can we get Raimondo in here for the triple crown of "deep" thinkers, before the thread's over?

Posted by: browndog wandering in the peat bogs at February 28, 2024 02:58 PM (TTAGa)

372 Do we know what the Go-Juice is?

Hunter saying he has to stay sober to save Joe's campaign seems like a hint.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 28, 2024 02:58 PM (2ocoG)

373 I think Biden was picked because he was acceptable to all sides.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
++++
He was an unhappy compromise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

--------------------

I take this as agreement?

I agree with your points. Thanks for adding details.
My point was that the factions may be unhappy with Biden, but who else they got that they can all agree on?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:58 PM (jy+nc)

374 Posted by: Sid at February 28, 2024 02:55 PM (4EXjG)

Die in a fire, you depraved fucking pedophile scumbag.

Posted by: spindrift at February 28, 2024 02:58 PM (La/vm)

375 297 >No way Biden makes his SOTU speech

Posted by: JoeF
---

He has to. Either that, or The Handlers™ will have to offer an explanation why. To do that, they either have to tell the truth, or lie. Which one do you think more likely?

No, they will pump the old bastard full of Go-Juice and hope for the best.

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 02:46 PM (geLO


A tell on his true mental capability and the effectiveness of the latest Go-Juice will be the duration of next-week's SOTU speech. He's yelled for an hour or a bit more in his previous SOTU screeds. How long will next week's screed be?

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2024 02:58 PM (5fDan)

376 Jeremy Carl has an insightful epitaph for Mitch McConnell.

McConnell has *no* understanding of politics and that was the worst thing about him as a party leader.

He has consistently completely misread the mood of his voters and the country since well before the Tea Party and he continued to misread them through the Trump and Biden eras.

He also had zero charisma and zero ability to articulate a vision to inspire and create change.


1/3

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (6OrcJ)

377
"The Death of Biden" will make "The Death of Stalin" look like The Scottish Play ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:48 PM (dl5DB)



Oh, you mean Macbeth?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (n+4am)

378 If Paul and Sid were in a room together how much stupidity would there be created.

Show your math.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (YofvK)

379 374 I agree with your points. Thanks for adding details.
My point was that the factions may be unhappy with Biden, but who else they got that they can all agree on?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:58 PM (jy+nc)

=======

At least people said they liked Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

380 All in good fun, brother!
Posted by: Doof at February 28, 2024 02:57 PM (JunzL)

It is indeed ...

***fistbump***

Posted by: browndog wandering in the peat bogs at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (TTAGa)

381 Tomorrow he will swim the Potomac....
Posted by: tubal

No, tomorrow is border day so he will swim the Rio Grande! Ole!

Posted by: Cheri at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (oiNtH)

382 McConnell IS great at counting votes, seeing what egos need massaging, making the threats he needs to make, etc.

That is a very useful skill-- for a PARTY WHIP-- but not for a PARTY LEADER who sets the agenda.

McConnell could have been a very useful cog in a machine led by a strong majority leader who would have set the ideological tone for the party in alignment with our voters and then relied on someone like McConnell to twist the arms to get the votes to execute that vision. But we never had that.


2/3

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (6OrcJ)

383 My point was that the factions may be unhappy with Biden, but who else they got that they can all agree on?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 28, 2024 02:58 PM (jy+nc)
++++
Yup. Just piling on. I think the failure of Harris caused a tremendous problem, and it eventually got "solved" with the incompetent, hated man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (HnUIn)

384 New York Post
@nypost
2m

Migrant stabs another man in NYC shelter:

http://tinyurl.com/2huex4er

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

385 Instead, we had "leadership" from a backroom pol who was regularly the most unpopular politician in the country and almost never delivered on his voters' priorities.

A true leader who understands politics is someone who understands his voters priorities and then maneuvers electorally both at the ballot box and within his party caucus to deliver on those priorities.

That is the exact opposite of Mitch McConnell's legacy.


3/3

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (6OrcJ)

386 Once you accept as fact that we are doomed, all this Biden stuff becomes amusing!

Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (JwHpX)

387 Oh, you mean Macbeth?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (n+4am)
--------------

Aaaah! Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!

Ooow!

Posted by: Keanrick and Mossop at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (DeFcY)

388 376 Jeremy Carl has an insightful epitaph for Mitch McConnell.

McConnell has *no* understanding of politics and that was the worst thing about him as a party leader.

He has consistently completely misread the mood of his voters and the country since well before the Tea Party and he continued to misread them through the Trump and Biden eras.

He also had zero charisma and zero ability to articulate a vision to inspire and create change.

1/3
Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (6OrcJ)

=======

What if I told you that McConnell understood politics extremely well, it's just that he wasn't on our side?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

389 First Paul...now Sid...

Can we get Raimondo in here for the triple crown of "deep" thinkers, before the thread's over?
Posted by: browndog wandering in the peat bogs


Poor Kurt. Everyone forgets about him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 28, 2024 03:00 PM (9yWhg)

390 For the SOTU, Biden will be wheeled out on a handtruck like Hannibal.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2024 03:00 PM (mupln)

391 A tell on his true mental capability and the effectiveness of the latest Go-Juice will be the duration of next-week's SOTU speech. He's yelled for an hour or a bit more in his previous SOTU screeds. How long will next week's screed be?
---------------
My guess is he goes full Hitler and shares the Final Solution of the Magats.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 28, 2024 03:00 PM (FmapG)

392 "We see here that you spend most of your time at work reading & commenting at some third-tier blog ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 28, 2024 02:57 PM (dl5DB)

Third tier? This is the finest military blog man has know, sir.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 03:00 PM (YofvK)

393 Hey, what is Lloyd Austin up to these days?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Has Lloyd Austin actually been seen in public since....December?

The rumor is that he was in Ukraine and he was killed in a Russki drone attack, and they are covering it up.

I love a good rumor/conspiracy!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 28, 2024 03:00 PM (vcOmj)

394 386 Once you accept as fact that we are doomed, all this Biden stuff becomes amusing!
Posted by: Weasel at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (JwHpX)

Like Monty said!

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 03:00 PM (o3SCB)

395 "Capitalism" is a marxist made up word to make it sound all naughty and dirty which is how 8 year olds think.

"Free Enterprise" is the adult words for grown ups.

Free. Enterprise.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2024 03:00 PM (2ijlT)

396 >If Paul and Sid were in a room together how much stupidity would there be created.

Show your math.

Posted by: Montec
---


it would be a singularity

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 03:01 PM (geLO8)

397 350 Tomorrow he will swim the Potomac....
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (Ayych)

Nekkid.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

And he'll make sure all his secret service agents that shift are women.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 28, 2024 03:01 PM (JCZqz)

398 I like Raggity Karine

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2024 03:01 PM (fwDg9)

399 The rumor is that he was in Ukraine and he was killed in a Russki drone attack, and they are covering it up.

I love a good rumor/conspiracy!
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 28, 2024 03:00 PM (vcOmj)

We're not that lucky.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 28, 2024 03:01 PM (R4t5M)

400 400

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 03:01 PM (o3SCB)

401 >For the SOTU, Biden will be wheeled out on a handtruck like Hannibal.

Posted by: Lady in Black



this image make Hulk laff

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2024 03:02 PM (geLO8)

402 What if I told you that McConnell understood politics extremely well, it's just that he wasn't on our side?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 28, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

The call is coming from inside the house ...

Posted by: browndog in a panic at February 28, 2024 03:02 PM (TTAGa)

403 398 I like Raggity Karine
Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2024 03:01 PM (fwDg9)

... and you cannot lie.

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 03:02 PM (o3SCB)

404 Socialism is much better. It allows people like Hugo Chavez to accumulate billions and live in pure luxury, while his people ate dog fur.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 28, 2024 03:02 PM (mupln)

405 We here at the Brattleboro Stanky Vag Center would like everyone to know that Joe Biden is strong, mentally sharp, and the best hope for our precious democracy.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein at February 28, 2024 03:02 PM (2ocoG)

406 nood

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 03:03 PM (o3SCB)

407
You'll have to excuse Sid, he had a bad day at Home Depot today.

https://t.ly/untQp

Posted by: Sid's Mom at February 28, 2024 03:03 PM (nIvob)

408 Nood. Political Ad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 28, 2024 03:03 PM (1Z8zZ)

409 This 7 day rally is becoming an embarrassment of inbred trading. The entire NASDAQ is not Navidia. Jeebus.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 28, 2024 03:03 PM (FmapG)

410 Tomorrow he will swim the Potomac....
Posted by: tubal at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM (Ayych)

Nekkid.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 28, 2024 02:54 PM


Not like we haven't seen that sh*t before.

Posted by: Female Secret Service Agents at February 28, 2024 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)

411 KJP just told reporters Joe "passes a cognitive test every day, being President!"

Good Grief.

This is the All-Time Winner of the Assumes Facts Not In Evidence Trophy.

Posted by: Gref at February 28, 2024 03:04 PM (5fDan)

412 Dimwits like Paul and Sid think socialism means getting free healthcare paid by billionaire taxes. Except there’s one flaw with it. Socialism doesn’t allow profits, hence no income to tax.

Oops.
Oopsie.

Posted by: Montec at February 28, 2024 03:04 PM (YofvK)

413 302 295 He is Darius Emanuel Grouch III, aka "The Rumble", and he can help you put money down on a man fucking an alligator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So... suppose this was a female alligator, and, gosh, ha ha, um, maybe pay per view, what would be the over / under?

Not that I would watch or tolerate alligator abuse, but I have a friend who wants to know, out of healthy curiosity.

Posted by: Auspex at February 28, 2024 03:04 PM (j4U/Z)

414 I think Biden was picked because he was acceptable to all sides. He had no ideology, and all the factions thought they could control him.


Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

They believed him when he said he was a transitory president to the newer generation.

He picked Kamala because of Clyburn and thought she would learn. She was near the top in pre-primary polling.

A big dem donor said she can't learn and Koe, running for president his whole life, doesn't want to step aside.

He got what he wanted, to be president.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 28, 2024 03:05 PM (FxH7T)

415 For the SOTU, Biden will be wheeled out on a handtruck like Hannibal.
Posted by: Lady in Black

I do wonder how he will navigate through the chamber and up onto the stage. That's quite a distance for old shuffles and a big risk that he won't stumble and face plant into Schumer's lap.

Posted by: Cheri at February 28, 2024 03:05 PM (oiNtH)

416 McConnell has *no* understanding of politics and that was the worst thing about him as a party leader.

He has consistently completely misread the mood of his voters and the country since well before the Tea Party and he continued to misread them through the Trump and Biden eras. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2024 02:59 PM (6OrcJ)
++++
He is missing the point of McConnell, the point of the Party and the point of politics.

The point of the Party is to divorce politics (the accumulation of power and unearned wealth) from the will of the people through the means of deceit when possible, rejection when needed and main force in the event of emergency.

That's it. That's the game. Failing to inspire the base, or to do what the base wants or whatever is *not* a failure of politics or of a Party leader. The political leader is there to ensure that politics *never* bends to or depends on the will of the people, except in such cases where the will of the people is also the will of the Party.

McConnell is, in fact, a very good politician. He has accumulated much unearned wealth and power while strengthening the Party and opposing the people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 03:05 PM (HnUIn)

417 What if I told you that McConnell understood politics extremely well, it's just that he wasn't on our side?

I find that likely. But I think Carl's point stands either way. McConnell was good as a backroom pol who could count votes, twist arms, make deals, etc. He was NOT good at reading the voters, creating a vision, inspiring followers, etc. Whether he was not good at those things because he was a kept man or because he just didn't have those skills, the result is the same.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 28, 2024 03:05 PM (6OrcJ)

418 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Scholars went through the archives in Constantinople and Rome and translated historical documents contemporary to Jesus' life. Includes a letter from Pilate to Caesar, explaining what happened in Jerusalem, Herod's testimony to the roman senate explaining the killing of the babies, testimony of the 3 wise men to the sanhedrin explaining who they were, how they were called to God and how they were led to Jesus in Bethlehem. And interviews with Mary and Joseph while in Egypt, and later in Nazareth when Jesus was a young man.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 28, 2024 03:05 PM (S+llt)

419 There ain’t no way Biden will be the nominee. We can’t be that lucky. If he doesn’t drop dead first, they’re going to ride him until the convention. In the meantime we’ll see this constant dribble of “sources say” Biden isn’t doing too hot stories, setting up the big switcheroo at the convention. Michelle wants to do as little campaigning as possible. Imagine the hosannahs and hallelujahs she’ll get as the Great Savior who swoops down like a deus machina to save “Our Democracy”™ from the big bad wolf, er, Trump. Biden can still serve out his term, if he’s still vertical , it’ll just be announced he can’t do 4 more years. That way Michelle can campaign on a Fresh Start, deflecting all complaints about Biden’s policies like Wonder Woman and her magic bracelets. She’ll run on vague airy promises like her hubby did, while promising a return to the Good Old Days of the O presidency, while Making History ™ once again as the first woman prez. And gosh darn it, America will eat it up. And her husband will be laughing behind the green curtain at the palace of Oz the whole time.

Posted by: Cato at February 28, 2024 03:06 PM (ZPnQ0)

420 nood Pro-Trump Ad Lights Biden Up on Illegal Aliens and Laken Riley's Murder

Posted by: m at February 28, 2024 03:06 PM (o3SCB)

421 What if I told you that McConnell understood politics extremely well, it's just that he wasn't on our side?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini



Uh....Bingo?!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 28, 2024 03:08 PM (vcOmj)

422 Prediction: Pedo will shuffle to the podium to give the SOTU and just as he starts going off script, they pull the plug via a network outage that conveniently reappears when Pedo is being led out of the chamber with his underwear on his head with a pencil in each nostril.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 28, 2024 03:09 PM (LjgPm)

423 KJP’s anecdotal hogwash is like trying to convince us Commander is a good boy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 28, 2024 03:09 PM (jvlno)

424 The state of the union is, is, is--

*rumble*

Smell that? I'm percolatin' butt coffee, big time.
Posted by: Joe Biden Speaks Before Congress at February 28, 2024


***
I can see that happening. Or at lest someone doing a parody of him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 28, 2024 03:30 PM (J2vNu)

425 Prediction: Pedo will shuffle to the podium to give the SOTU and just as he starts going off script, they pull the plug via a network outage that conveniently reappears when Pedo is being led out of the chamber with his underwear on his head with a pencil in each nostril.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 28, 2024


***
"Lookit me, I'm a walrus!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 28, 2024 03:31 PM (J2vNu)

426 386 Once you accept as fact that we are doomed, all this Biden stuff becomes amusing!

Posted by: Weasel
-----------------------

Also if you accept that you are saved.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 28, 2024 03:52 PM (cXfmo)

427 I love it. They're stuck with him. He's not going anywhere.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 28, 2024 02:31 PM (jUXl5)
++++
"Biden will not be replaced" has been my working position.

I don't think anyone except Jill is happy about it, but they all appear to be stuck with him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 28, 2024 02:33 PM (HnUIn)

Other factions don't mind too much because Jill's faction isn't strong enough to replace them like a more active and dynamic president might. Even Kamala might be able to pull it off. History has many examples where a weak king or emperor threw off the domination of one group for another, or even his own people.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 28, 2024 04:12 PM (eoQWY)

428 I prefer "DC dyke" when likening her lying style to "Baghdad Bob".

Posted by: SamIam at February 28, 2024 04:52 PM (oasF3)

429 Biden is going to have his head examened to make sure is is too unstable but Harris isn't any better

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