Humpday More Like Slumpday Cafe

Space Shuttle leaving the earth's atmosphere
by NASA
Or possibly just a thread pulled from an Afghan

Whew; I just checked, the picture is real, but fuzzed up a bit with photographic effects. Here's the original:

Border collies get s*** done.

Taking incredible "travel" photographs with your HD TV subbing in for exotic foreign locales.

Man saves fawn from break in frozen stream.

Vets repair a turtle's busted shell.

Mama bear helps struggling bear cubs get over a wooden fence.

This bear has a more direct way to navigate a fence.

Mother tiger and kittens.

Horse babysits a baby.

Little toddler girl makes sure she gives every horse on the farm a kiss.

Little girl teaches a puppy how to climb stairs. Actually, she tries to teach the puppy by pantomiming the right movements. But the puppy isn't paying much attention.

Skier finds out the course has a low ceiling. A bad crash; discretion advised.

I've heard of being run out of town on a rail but this is ridiculous!

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1 Cafe

Posted by: Beartooth at March 06, 2024 07:31 PM (LjgPm)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

3 Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE
The terrifying speed at which this Orca catches up to a motor boat
https://tinyurl.com/3nynuftx
11 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 06, 2024 07:31 PM (2yu8s)

4 Well, that was fast. Potemkin policing at it's finest. (vid in link

@disclosetv 1h
NOW - National Guard deployed to subway stations in NYC.
twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1765513784230031367

Posted by: Lot at March 06, 2024 07:32 PM (IG4Id)

5 Turtle shell repair wasn't long enough.

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

6 They ~~shoot~~ eat penguins, don't they?

Natural Science & History @joehansenxx
A huge Orca hunting a Great White shark

https://tinyurl.com/5xmb3wjb
7 seconds; LOUD music

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 06, 2024 07:33 PM (2yu8s)

7 Better get back to class. Taking a Microsoft Fabric lesson

Posted by: Beartooth at March 06, 2024 07:33 PM (LjgPm)

8 All “influencer” photos are fake. Best ones are the private jet ones. In LA there’s a company that rents fake private jets movie set type thing, for people to take photos in them. Cheap too like $79 an hour, lol.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 07:35 PM (YofvK)

9 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 06, 2024 07:35 PM (MJIed)

10 Like to see how that Raul was constructed and fastened to the ground.

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

11 Border collies get s*** done.
_______

My brother had one. Told me one time he had a cookout in his backyard. He had to go upstairs to get something, and happened to look out the window.

The dog had herded everyone into a small circle in the middle of the yard.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2024 07:38 PM (1bNHn)

12 The Yak Proliferation Society wishes you all a good evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 07:38 PM (839/0)

13 Grazie, Asso!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

14 Yay! Time for the nightly tradition of watching the videos with my kiddo. We will do so as we engage in a bit of cultural appropriation as I have made sesame ginger stir fry bowls. See y’all later!

Posted by: Piper at March 06, 2024 07:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

15 The Yak Proliferation Society wishes you all a good evening.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 07:38 PM

Hasn't been much Yak Café proliferation lately. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

16 Taking a Microsoft Fabric lesson
Posted by: Beartooth at March 06, 2024 07:33 PM

Is Clippy teaching cutting?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 07:42 PM (a3Q+t)

17 The "Little girl teaches a puppy how to climb stairs" has the same link as the "Little toddler girl makes sure she gives every horse on the farm a kiss" video.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 06, 2024 07:42 PM (2yu8s)

18 Taking incredible "travel" photographs with your HD TV subbing in for exotic foreign locales.

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I was watching some time lapse videos of the Milky Way on my 4k 75" TV. You will not believe the details you can see. I could make out tens of thousands of stars, butterfly nebulas, dust clouds of varying distances, other galaxies (including clusters) On images with the saturation amped up I could make out different color nebulas, gas rings, etc.

There is also a high def image of the Andromeda galaxy that the Hubble took that is fantastic.

I think a 8k TV with true 8k images would be even better and perhaps even be used as a tool for astronomers.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 07:43 PM (++4z6)

19 FYI, Asso in Italian is Ace.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

20 I don't follow college sports, but don't recall seeing this bit of news discussed here:

Dartmouth men's basketball team votes 13-2 in favor of first labor union for college athletes. The vote could present a huge shakeup to the NCAA’s model, which allows college athletes to financially benefit from their roles on teams only through their names, images and likenesses.

"The Ivy League is where the whole scandalous model of nearly free labor in college sports was born and that is where it is going to die," SEIU International President Mary Kay Henry wrote. "But this victory is about way more than sports, it’s about people who need a union getting one."

The National Labor Relations Board paved the way for the union vote on Feb. 5, when Regional Director Laura Sacks ordered an election for the team.

Posted by: Intercepted NBC Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2024 07:43 PM (ycI94)

21 Duncanthrax, not a problem. A Yak is not a glory seeker .

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 07:43 PM (839/0)

22 Little girl teaches a puppy how to climb stairs. Actually, she tries to teach the puppy by pantomiming the right movements. But the puppy isn't paying much attention.
______
That link just repeats the preceding one, about the little girl and the horses.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 06, 2024 07:44 PM (1bNHn)

23 Well have to get up earlier than have been so better call it a night.
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at March 06, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

24 The dog had herded everyone into a small circle in the middle of the yard.
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A nephew's dog [with no sheepherding breed in it] always tried to get people moved into the kitchen at family get-togethers.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 06, 2024 07:45 PM (2yu8s)

25 >>>Man saves fawn from break in frozen stream.

Wonder what happened next. I imagine if they just let it go, it would still die of hypothermia. Maybe they took it inside somewhere and warmed it up before sending it on its way.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 06, 2024 07:46 PM (klJTj)

26 Border Collies could plan a bank heist.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 06, 2024 07:46 PM (R4t5M)

27 >>>Vets repair a turtle's busted shell.

Do turtle shells mend like skin? Are those wires like stitches that get removed or do they need to be left in place forever.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 06, 2024 07:47 PM (klJTj)

28 I see you're working on a keffiyeh.

Would you like some help with it?

Posted by: Clippy at March 06, 2024 07:48 PM (2yu8s)

29 Maple the AC/DC doggeh cracks me up every time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 06, 2024 07:48 PM (V8he0)

30 Dartmouth men's basketball team votes 13-2 in favor of first labor union for college athletes. The vote could present a huge shakeup to the NCAA’s model, which allows college athletes to financially benefit from their roles on teams only through their names, images and likenesses.

Posted by: Intercepted NBC Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2024 07:43 PM (ycI94)

I don't give a damn about the union nonsense, but sure, pay college players for their worth.

You know what's going to happen? Schools will stop funding, and all those Title 9 requirements for the girls programs to get as much money?

Woop... gone. Nobody pays to watch the girls. Nobody. So the girls won't get paid.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 07:48 PM (GtZ7X)

31 Has Ronna been kicked out on her ass yet?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 07:49 PM (++4z6)

32 As a general stargazing question, are the next few days leading up to the new (no) Moon the same or better than the next few days after the new Moon? Or it doesn’t work like that? I want to look at some deep stars in rural areas.

I have a cheapo reflector telescope and look at craters on the moon when the Moon starts coming back. A full Moon of course, being too bright for good telescope usage.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2024 07:49 PM (RABz7)

33 The doggy keeps pretty good time better than some drummers

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 06, 2024 07:49 PM (MeG8a)

34 My niece has an aussie cattle dog of some sort who insists on chasing cars (they live in the country)
I told her that a cattle dog has no idea of what to do with the car once he catches it, but a border collie would probably install a lift kit in it.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 07:50 PM (D7oie)

35 Boy, do I love watching Border collies work.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 06, 2024 07:51 PM (XAvg6)

36 Zoom in close enough and it's Wile E Coyote on a Rocket.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 06, 2024 07:51 PM (AEvvx)

37 Dartmouth men's basketball team votes 13-2 in favor of first labor union for college athletes. The vote could present a huge shakeup to the NCAA’s model, which allows college athletes to financially benefit from their roles on teams only through their names, images and likenesses.

Posted by: Intercepted NBC Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2024 07:43 PM (ycI94)

Union thugs looking to get their cut. Can't have that much cash floating around college kids without a slice of it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 07:51 PM (W/lyH)

38 Pretty cool sunset video from the drone!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 06, 2024 07:52 PM (YRsIm)

39 That dog was having a blast.

Posted by: Jamaica at March 06, 2024 07:53 PM (IG7T0)

40 Colleges all need to get rid of the “student athlete” charade. They’re minor league athletes. Pay them accordingly.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 07:53 PM (bWsRe)

41 Woop... gone. Nobody pays to watch the girls. Nobody. So the girls won't get paid.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 07:48 PM (GtZ7X)

Yep. And my GAF meter is broken.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 06, 2024 07:54 PM (R4t5M)

42 Do turtle shells mend like skin? Are those wires like stitches that get removed or do they need to be left in place forever.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 06, 2024 07:47 PM (klJTj) \

No, it is like putting a plate in someone's head. On the other hand the turtle doesn't really mind.

Did you hear about my Uncle? His health plan was so cheap that when he got head trauma the surgeon put in a paper plate. It worked out find, just that when it is a nice sunny day he has to go for a picnic

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 07:54 PM (D7oie)

43 Dartmouth men's basketball team votes 13-2 in favor of first labor union for college athletes. The vote could present a huge shakeup to the NCAA’s model, which allows college athletes to financially benefit from their roles on teams only through their names, images and likenesses.

Posted by: Intercepted NBC Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 06, 2024 07:43 PM (ycI94)

If they could do a season like 13-2 they wouldn't need a union contract

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 07:54 PM (D7oie)

44 32 As a general stargazing question, are the next few days leading up to the new (no) Moon the same or better than the next few days after the new Moon? Or it doesn’t work like that? I want to look at some deep stars in rural areas.

I have a cheapo reflector telescope and look at craters on the moon when the Moon starts coming back. A full Moon of course, being too bright for good telescope usage.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2024 07:49 PM (RABz7)

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IIRC, before the new moon you will look at the moon at sunrise. After the new moon you will look at it at sunset.

I don’t think one is better than the other but you might want to look at a chart and see what planets and constellations are out when. For example Mercury and Venus are both morning or evening stars depending on their alignment with Earth. A crescent Venus is a pretty nice view.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 07:55 PM (++4z6)

45 Wife is 1199 SIEU. Fuckers are going broke. They need to skim the NIL money to stay afloat.
Wife got red pilled when she realized that SEIU cut back child care stipends because they lost money on Hillary.

Posted by: Jamaica at March 06, 2024 07:55 PM (IG7T0)

46 20 I don't follow college sports, but don't recall seeing this bit of news discussed here:

Dartmouth men's basketball team votes 13-2 in favor of first labor union for college athletes. The vote could present a huge shakeup to the NCAA’s model, which allows college athletes to financially benefit from their roles on teams only through their names, images and likenesses.

"The Ivy League is where the whole scandalous model of nearly free labor in college sports was born and that is where it is going to die," SEIU International President Mary Kay Henry wrote. "But this victory is about way more than sports, it’s about people who need a union getting one."

The National Labor Relations Board paved the way for the union vote on Feb. 5, when Regional Director Laura Sacks ordered an election for the team.
Posted by: Intercepted NBC Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Burn it all down!!!
Fight the Power!!
You have nothing to lose except your chains!!

(munches on popcorn)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 07:57 PM (gllTv)

47 Did you hear about my Uncle? His health plan was so cheap that when he got head trauma the surgeon put in a paper plate. It worked out find, just that when it is a nice sunny day he has to go for a picnic

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 07:54 PM (D7oie)

Groan.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 07:57 PM (W/lyH)

48 What happens when the basketball team goes on strike?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 06, 2024 07:58 PM (R4t5M)

49 Already known at the HQ but...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
BREAKING: Jury finds 'Rust' armorer GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter in accidental shooting on-set

• Jury convicts movie weapons supervisor Hannah Gutierrez-Reed of involuntary manslaughter for the fatal shooting of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins by actor Alec Baldwin during a rehearsal for "Rust."

• Prosecutors during the two-week trial accused Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, the movie armorer, of unknowingly bringing live ammunition onto the "Rust" set and disregarding basic industry gun-safety protocols.

• Alec Baldwin, the lead actor and co-producer of "Rust," was indicted by a grand jury in January for involuntary manslaughter. The incident occurred when he shot a gun at Hutchins on set, resulting in her death and the injury of director Joel Souza.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 06, 2024 07:58 PM (2yu8s)

50 As a general stargazing question, are the next few days leading up to the new (no) Moon the same or better than the next few days after the new Moon? Or it doesn’t work like that? I want to look at some deep stars in rural areas.

I have a cheapo reflector telescope and look at craters on the moon when the Moon starts coming back. A full Moon of course, being too bright for good telescope usage.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2024 07:49 PM

For stellar observation, generally less light is better, so no moon.

For moon viewing, I always found the area along the terminator the best viewing

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

51 The first shuttle photo had the "tilt shift" effect find to it so it looks like a miniature. That was "in" for awhile, several years ago.

Posted by: Someone Else at March 06, 2024 07:58 PM (IrqeV)

52
Little girl teaches a puppy how to climb stairs.

Link goes to horses and babies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2024 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

53 Zoom in close enough and it's Wile E Coyote on a Rocket.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 06, 2024 07:51 PM (AEvvx)

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

ACME Aerospace

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 07:59 PM (D7oie)

54 Time for moron commentators to unionize.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 08:00 PM (++4z6)

55 51 The first shuttle photo had the "tilt shift" effect find to it so it looks like a miniature. That was "in" for awhile, several years ago.
Posted by: Someone Else

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Intro sequence from Sherlock at March 06, 2024 08:00 PM (ycI94)

56 There is a curious item in the town charter of Yarmouth, long famous for its herring fair. The burgesses are obliged to send to the sheriffs of Norwich 100 herrings, to be made into 24 pies; and these pies are to be delivered to the Lord of the manor of East Carleton, who is to convey them to the king.

Posted by: Herring Facts at March 06, 2024 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

57 I got to hang out with a whale shark in Roatan. Quite the experience.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2024 08:01 PM (lTGtQ)

58 "The first shuttle photo had the 'tilt shift' effect DONE to it" NOT "Find to it."

Fat fingers on a phone "keyboard." Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: Someone Else at March 06, 2024 08:01 PM (IrqeV)

59
If they could do a season like 13-2 they wouldn't need a union contract
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 07:54 PM (D7oie)

Heyo! That one hurt.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:05 PM (GtZ7X)

60 Wow. Slow thread.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 06, 2024 08:05 PM (AEvvx)

61 All good stuff. I was particularly amazed by the fake - or should I say, "artistically contrived" - photos.

Speaking of camera trickery, here's a funny item a friend sent to me: "Decades-Old Beer Ads Stitched Straight Into Original Star Wars Movies". An innovative experiment in product placement on Chilean TV (Lucas Films was not amused)

https://tinyurl.com/ms4z9bws

Posted by: Paco at March 06, 2024 08:06 PM (njExo)

62 As a general stargazing question, are the next few days leading up to the new (no) Moon the same or better than the next few days after the new Moon? Or it doesn’t work like that? I want to look at some deep stars in rural areas.

I have a cheapo reflector telescope and look at craters on the moon when the Moon starts coming back. A full Moon of course, being too bright for good telescope usage.

Posted by: Common Tater

The less moon brightness, the better your view of dimmer objects, especially things like nebula. You can get filters relatively cheaply that will help look at the moon surface, and also for getting the best views of nebula. The moon is not as bad as city light pollution, because in my experience, it is limited to the portion of sky the moon occupies.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 06, 2024 08:06 PM (lTGtQ)

63 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
BREAKING: Jury finds 'Rust' armorer GUILTY of involuntary manslaughter in accidental shooting on-set
...
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 06, 2024 07:58 PM (2yu8s)

I just saw that too. Either the article is poorly written (likely) or the jury is made up of idiots who are looking to blame somebody without any real proof (also likely) or both (almost certain).

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:07 PM (GtZ7X)

64 Schiff and Garvey are going to be in the CA Senator runoff in November. The only two on the ballot.

Dare we dream that California could have a Republican Senator next year?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 08:07 PM (++4z6)

65 57 I got to hang out with a whale shark in Roatan. Quite the experience.
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I hear they're real party animals.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 06, 2024 08:08 PM (2yu8s)

66 Time for moron commentators to unionize.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 08:00 PM (++4z6)

No f'n way!

The rest of y'all don't deserve to get paid what I do.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:09 PM (GtZ7X)

67 Skip the rail ride and get a trike.
It's a big wheel for adults.

Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2024 08:12 PM (FhXTo)

68 Did you hear about my Uncle? His health plan was so cheap that when he got head trauma the surgeon put in a paper plate. It worked out find, just that when it is a nice sunny day he has to go for a picnic

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 07:54 PM (D7oie)

You think that's bad, last month my neighbor went in for a colonoscopy. They used a polaroid.

Thanks, Obamacare.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:13 PM (GtZ7X)

69 big time college sports are on their way out. Paying the players (NIL, etc) makes all but the very large no fun. Even the very large will be gutted each year as the "best" go pro.

Posted by: free tibet at March 06, 2024 08:13 PM (iNp3L)

70 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 6h
🚨#BREAKING: Gov. Abbott says Texas has transported over 104,000 migrants to sanctuary cities:

Over 12,500 to Washington DC
Over 38,900 to New York City
Over 32,000 to Chicago
Over 3,400 to Philadelphia
Over 16,500 to Denver
Over 1,500 to Los Angeles

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 06, 2024 08:13 PM (2yu8s)

71 See, that's why I get the big commenting bucks.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:13 PM (GtZ7X)

72 I hear they're real party animals.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

They're real finny guys.

Posted by: Lot at March 06, 2024 08:14 PM (IG4Id)

73 Abbott's a piker. Joke brought in 320 000.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 08:15 PM (839/0)

74
I got to hang out with a whale shark in Roatan. Quite the experience.
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Man to man. Smoke a Roi-Tan.

https://youtu.be/Q0C3Q0XfCYs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2024 08:16 PM (63Dwl)

75 See, that's why I get the big commenting bucks.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:13 PM

Yah, but where are your AoSHQ honors, accolades, and/or awards?

AlaBAMA, for example, was the first person inducted into the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association's Hall of Fame, for his outstanding work in helping bring Yoko's brilliance to the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

76 And let us not forget BCochran's contribution of the concept of carrots in chili.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

77 How do colleges pay those massive salaries for coaches when soibois outnumber athletes?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 08:23 PM (839/0)

78 15 The Yak Proliferation Society wishes you all a good evening.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 07:38 PM

Hasn't been much Yak Café proliferation lately. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)
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Nor any llamas.

Posted by: Carl Wheezer of Llama fame at March 06, 2024 08:23 PM (qfLjt)

79 32
New moon is the beginning of the lunar cycle and the disc of the moon will not be visible. It is the preferred time for star gazing.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 06, 2024 08:24 PM (WvGHv)

80 AlaBAMA is my idol.

Posted by: In Awe at March 06, 2024 08:24 PM (V5BDR)

81 Yah, but where are your AoSHQ honors, accolades, and/or awards?

AlaBAMA, for example, was the first person inducted into the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association's Hall of Fame, for his outstanding work in helping bring Yoko's brilliance to the ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

I've never cared for awards. I get the job done.

I don't ask for credit, but I have single-handedly caused a significant reduction in the number of Jeffs posting on this here webzine.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:24 PM (GtZ7X)

82 BurtTC, you get rid of Paul and you will get a meritorious service award with oak clusters.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 08:27 PM (839/0)

83
What happens to title IX now?

If college athletes are professional, why give away any of their money to chicksports nobody watches?

Posted by: Auspex at March 06, 2024 08:27 PM (j4U/Z)

84 And let us not forget BCochran's contribution of the concept of carrots in chili.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

That's fair. And unlike AllenG, I don't have my own blog. Not once have I captured a first (which is impossible, with Sponge's unbroken record there). I own no crocs, and if I'm being completely honest, I don't know HOW to send booze through the USB port.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:29 PM (GtZ7X)

85 I'm all for the proliferation of yak content, but let's not forget our own domestic musk oxen.

Posted by: Way Up North at March 06, 2024 08:29 PM (V5BDR)

86 19 FYI, Asso in Italian is Ace.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2024 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)
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Thanks Dun, I wasn't going to embarrass anyone but .....
Ace of Spades = Asso di Spade. (Spa dhe)

Now ass = culo or more politely, sedere.

Posted by: Ciampino - Numero uno at March 06, 2024 08:30 PM (qfLjt)

87 Yeah.... Cat keeping me away from my beer?

Meet the new improved Flying Cat!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 08:30 PM (xaFKb)

88 ok, looks like this is a good time to shake up the thread and talk about the new interpretation of Shogun. Summary : Lame. Hiroyuki Sanada, with all respect blah, blah, has no presence to play Toranaga who should be bigger than life, a Shogun , a great leader and warrior. From the moment Mifune appeared in the original , you wanted to see him in every scene. In the new one, even the dude who plays Toranaga's nemesis - Ishido is more interesting. Original series was written for TV by the master hisself - Clavell. He adapted his own novel for TV, the original was filmed in Japan, the sets were hand built by Japanese, and even Erasmus was built to scale. Who made this mess, I don't know. Anyway, it still has 7 episodes to go, maybe it will get better.

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:30 PM (V13WU)

89 85 I'm all for the proliferation of yak content, but let's not forget our own domestic musk oxen.
Posted by: Way Up North at March 06, 2024 08:29 PM (V5BDR)

Yakety Yak, don't talk back!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 08:31 PM (xaFKb)

90 Dare we dream that California could have a Republican Senator next year?

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 06, 2024 08:31 PM (zL1Ce)

91 BurtTC, you get rid of Paul and you will get a meritorious service award with oak clusters.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 08:27 PM (839/0)

Paul's like Wrongway Charlie, the infamous Nork pilot who was always trying to bomb the 4077th.

Maybe we need to give him a win. Maybe he goes away if we just point him toward something/anything about which he can be right.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:31 PM (GtZ7X)

92 Cat-a-pult

Posted by: Ben Had at March 06, 2024 08:32 PM (839/0)

93 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 06, 2024 08:32 PM (T4tVD)

94 Anyway, it still has 7 episodes to go, maybe it will get better.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:30 PM (V13WU)
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SPOILER: It won't.

(I haven't watched it, but given the track record of some other shows, it's unlikely to improve over time.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 08:32 PM (BpYfr)

95 Nor any llamas.
Posted by: Carl Wheezer of Llama fame at March 06, 2024 08:23 PM (qfLjt)

Obligatory "Tina, You Fat Lard, Come Get Some Dinner"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 08:33 PM (D7oie)

96 Lolwut?

"The complete destruction of the Gigafactory and the lopping off of technofascists like 'Elend' Musk are a step on the path towards liberation from the patriarchy," the group said in a statement sent to media,

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2024 08:34 PM (7AyCR)

97 Maybe we need to give him a win. Maybe he goes away if we just point him toward something/anything about which he can be right.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:31 PM (GtZ7X)

That didn't work for Obama, is all I'm saying.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 08:34 PM (D7oie)

98 SPOILER: It won't.

(I haven't watched it, but given the track record of some other shows, it's unlikely to improve over time.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 08:32 PM (BpYfr)

I have that suspicion, although GoT improved over time, before it destroyed itself in the last season.

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:36 PM (V13WU)

99 Cool space shot

Posted by: Draki at March 06, 2024 08:36 PM (TehgL)

100 . He adapted his own novel for TV, the original was filmed in Japan, the sets were hand built by Japanese, and even Erasmus was built to scale. Who made this mess, I don't know. Anyway, it still has 7 episodes to go, maybe it will get better.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:30 PM (V13WU)

———

We were spoiled mostly excellent TV mini-series in the 70s and 80s.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 08:36 PM (++4z6)

101 I think it should be illegal to ever own a border collie without also owning many, many sheep needing herded.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 08:37 PM (AJDwy)

102 Hump day beer break! I am inordinately pleased with myself today. I have constructed a 12 volt cordless electric ratchet, in 3/8" drive. I combined the ratchet head of a disused 3/8" drive air ratchet, with one stage of its planetary gear reduction, with the motor out of a three volt (!) Skil Twist cordless screwdriver from Goodwill, all housed in a cut-down tube from a rusted-solid Studebaker front shock. I'm using the 12 volt lithium battery from a Black & Decker cordless drill, housed in one end of a piece of PVC pipe. The other end of the PVC pipe is slipped over the metal tube housing the motor, and clamped there with a hose clamp, which also retains a strip of steel that acts as a switch. Darn thing works, fancy that!
Overall bulk is about the same as buddy's fancy Milwaukee cordless ratchet that cost boocoo $$$.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2024 08:37 PM (tkR6S)

103 Unrelated to anything, KKCO 11 in Grand Junction has the cutest weather lady in all the western hemisphere:

https://tinyurl.com/yzfbh8tr

Why should you care about the weather in Grand Junction?

You shouldn't, but good grief look at that adorable tummy bump she has. I've seen her in plenty of outfits, she's always wearing something tight.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:39 PM (GtZ7X)

104 It is watchable, but just like a hundred other costume dramas watchable, it does not leave you with anything. It is very passive, like watching youtube.

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:39 PM (V13WU)

105 102 Hump day beer break! I am inordinately pleased with myself today. I have constructed a 12 volt cordless electric ratchet, in 3/8" drive. I combined the ratchet head of a disused 3/8" drive air ratchet, with one stage of its planetary gear reduction, with the motor out of a three volt (!) Skil Twist cordless screwdriver from Goodwill, all housed in a cut-down tube from a rusted-solid Studebaker front shock. I'm using the 12 volt lithium battery from a Black & Decker cordless drill, housed in one end of a piece of PVC pipe. The other end of the PVC pipe is slipped over the metal tube housing the motor, and clamped there with a hose clamp, which also retains a strip of steel that acts as a switch. Darn thing works, fancy that!
Overall bulk is about the same as buddy's fancy Milwaukee cordless ratchet that cost boocoo $$$.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2024 08:37 PM (tkR6S

Can you make a robot for me?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 08:39 PM (AJDwy)

106 I have that suspicion, although GoT improved over time, before it destroyed itself in the last season.
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:36 PM (V13WU)
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Around episode 5 or so, they may try to add a chick and make her lame. And gay.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 08:40 PM (BpYfr)

107 54 Time for moron commentators to unionize.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 08:00 PM (++4z6)

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What are they charged with?

Posted by: Ciampino - ionized or not? at March 06, 2024 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

108 102 That's great. Sounds like something from the Golden Years of Marine Corps Aviation. "Here you go, Sir, signed off and ready."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2024 08:43 PM (0EOe9)

109 Yes, they have some fights, and yes they have people speaking Japanese and doing (medieval) Japanese things. So in that sense, it is entertaining. But as an adaptation of the novel, the story of this great rise of lord Toranaga, and the role played in his ascent by an English sailor, the intrigues, nyah.

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:43 PM (V13WU)

110
Sho-Nuff Gun

Castaway English pirate attempts to muscle in on the turf of seagoing gangs of the Far East in the Seventeenth Century.

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2024 08:43 PM (xG4kz)

111 54 Time for moron commentators to unionize.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 08:00 PM (++4z6)

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What are they charged with?
Posted by: Ciampino - ionized or not? at March 06, 2024 08:41 PM (qfLjt)
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Wait. I'm a part-time, bottom tier COB. Does that mean I'm part of "management" now?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 08:44 PM (BpYfr)

112
What are they charged with?
Posted by: Ciampino - ionized or not?

Massive proton deficits ... this isn't good

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2024 08:44 PM (xG4kz)

113 There was a program on the Animal Planet channel featuring a veterinary group that treated exotic animals. They did several turtle shell repairs over the numerous episodes I watched. Poor turtles typically had been run over by vehicles or fallen off of a high object. Just under that shell is a blood rich membrane and then their heart and organs. Turtles would be given pain meds, and sedation and the shells would be splinted like the video and sometimes bondo on top.

Treated things like iguanas, fish (yes, they can anesthetize fish while under water), snakes. hamsters, you name it, they saw it. Several shows also on zoo animals and their health care on Animal Planet. Interesting to watch.

Posted by: jen the original at March 06, 2024 08:45 PM (1q8Fq)

114 Wait. I'm a part-time, bottom tier COB. Does that mean I'm part of "management" now?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 08:44 PM (BpYfr)

you work for the people , you capitalist pig !

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:46 PM (V13WU)

115 https://tinyurl.com/yzfbh8tr

Very definitely Fenelonspoke-approved.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2024 08:47 PM (KAi1n)

116 https://www.kkco11news.com/authors/JuliaBlanchete/

Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2024 08:47 PM (KAi1n)

117 114 Wait. I'm a part-time, bottom tier COB. Does that mean I'm part of "management" now?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 08:44 PM (BpYfr)

you work for the people , you capitalist pig !
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:46 PM (V13WU)

Down with capitalist pigs in management!!

Wait..what are striking for?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 08:47 PM (AJDwy)

118 11 I have seen assholes swerve to the next lane to run over a turtle/tortoise. I can never get to my gun quick enough.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2024 08:48 PM (0EOe9)

119 118 referring to 113

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2024 08:49 PM (0EOe9)

120
I don't know HOW to send booze through the USB port.
Posted by: BurtTC

Go buy the teeniest funnel you can find, then ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2024 08:49 PM (xG4kz)

121 I have seen assholes swerve to the next lane to run over a turtle/tortoise. I can never get to my gun quick enough.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2024 08:48 PM (0EOe9)

If they were mutant turtles, they would have souper powers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2024 08:49 PM (tkR6S)

122 Wait..what are striking for?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 08:47 PM (AJDwy)

Better hours !!

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:50 PM (V13WU)

123 121 Not for the turtles, AOP, for the assholes that like to crunch them. Poor turtle, minding its own business, trying to cross AR 59.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2024 08:52 PM (0EOe9)

124 Wait..what are striking for?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 08:47 PM (AJDwy)

Better hours !!
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:50 PM (V13WU)
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More pixels!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 08:52 PM (BpYfr)

125 speaking of hours, the most hated invention - DST is this Sunday

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:53 PM (V13WU)

126 122 Wait..what are striking for?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 08:47 PM (AJDwy)

Better hours !!
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:50 PM (V13WU)

Ice Cream sandwiches in the vending machines!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 08:53 PM (AJDwy)

127 Looks through the telescope. There goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: Marvin The Martian at March 06, 2024 08:53 PM (41CYW)

128 Cat says ‘pay me for that beer, dude.’

Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2024 08:54 PM (NxC5+)

129 >>> tube from a rusted-solid Studebaker front shock.

And some wonder why certain people never throw away anything.

Course I might save something like because someday it could be used to make a "knee" mortar.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2024 08:54 PM (cOq4q)

130 Wait..what are striking for?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 08:47 PM (AJDwy)

Better hours !!
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:50 PM (V13WU)

Ice Cream sandwiches in the vending machines!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 08:53 PM (AJDwy)

Sushi in the vending machines !

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:55 PM (V13WU)

131 https://www.kkco11news.com/authors/JuliaBlanchete/
Posted by: SFGoth at March 06, 2024 08:47 PM (KAi1n)

Good grief, she's still in college! I should be ashamed of myself.

But I'm not.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:55 PM (GtZ7X)

132 Can you make a robot for me?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

*Narrator: he means a sexbot*

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2024 08:55 PM (CsUN+)

133 *after vending machine sushi, we would need to demand free healthcare

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 08:55 PM (V13WU)

134 I have that suspicion, although GoT improved over time, before it destroyed itself in the last season.
Posted by: runner

Nope. Season 5: Arya becomes a Super Ninja and survives a dagger to the gut and bounces back like nothing happened. She would have died from sepsis in days. Fuck that show and the books.

Posted by: Lot at March 06, 2024 08:56 PM (IG4Id)

135 Not for the turtles, AOP, for the assholes that like to crunch them. Poor turtle, minding its own business, trying to cross AR 59.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 06, 2024 08:52 PM (0EOe9)

I'm not endorsing the murder of turtles, but you missed the pun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2024 08:56 PM (tkR6S)

136 I've been watching YouTube clips of the original Shogun TV series. I think I fell in love with Mariko when the series ran back in the 80s. I learned that the actress who played Mariko died a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 06, 2024 08:57 PM (LjgPm)

137 Judicial Watch points out:

Illinois’ own reported data show that more than one fifth of its counties removed few or no registrations under a crucial NVRA provision concerning voters who have moved.
Illinois informed the federal Election Assistance Commission (EAC) that 34 counties simply failed to report any data about removals under that key NVRA provision
Nineteen of these counties also failed to report any data regarding registrations removed because of the death of the voter.
Dozens of other counties failed to report other kinds of important NVRA data to the EAC.
Further (via Judicial Watch):

Counties typically do not ignore their reporting obligations to the EAC where the data is favorable to them. Rather, this failure suggests non-compliance with the NVRA. In all, 66 of Illinois’ 108 jurisdictions – or 60% of them – either reported fewer unusually low NVRA removals or failed to report a crucial data category to the EAC. These jurisdictions contain a total of 5.8 million registered voters, or about two thirds of Illinois’ 8.8 million registered voters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2024 08:58 PM (7AyCR)

138 I'm not endorsing the murder of turtles, but you missed the pun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2024 08:56 PM (tkR6S)

I can't get over how you were able to dish out a pun like that

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 06, 2024 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

139 So, what have they planned this time?

@ChadPergram 2h
Fencing going up around the Capitol ahead of tomorrow night’s State of the Union speech

Posted by: Lot at March 06, 2024 09:00 PM (IG4Id)

140 132 Can you make a robot for me?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

*Narrator: he means a sexbot*
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2024 08:55 PM (CsUN

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 09:01 PM (AJDwy)

141 NYC subways:
Is this even constitutional? Not illegal search and seizure?
https://tinyurl.com/yc2ndfvh

They are only searching bags and backpacks. The bad guys carry handguns in their pockets and such so how is this going to help?

Posted by: Ciampino - is some judge going to pontificate? at March 06, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

142 139 So, what have they planned this time?

@ChadPergram 2h
Fencing going up around the Capitol ahead of tomorrow night’s State of the Union speech
Posted by: Lot at March 06, 2024 09:00 PM (IG4Id

Can't have the hoi polloi able to get near the elites.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 09:01 PM (AJDwy)

143 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello" and that she is striking for extra rations of catnip.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 09:02 PM (BpYfr)

144 Can't wait to see the new Kohl's Fed collection 2024!

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 06, 2024 09:03 PM (/6GbT)

145 NYC subways:
Is this even constitutional? Not illegal search and seizure?
https://tinyurl.com/yc2ndfvh

They are only searching bags and backpacks. The bad guys carry handguns in their pockets and such so how is this going to help?
Posted by: Ciampino

Yes, it's Constitutional. You don't own the subway, do you?

And, just last week a subway operator got slashed by a guy with a machete. And that wasn't the first machete attack. I think it's reasonable to not allow machetes on the subway, but you do you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2024 09:03 PM (IG4Id)

146 139 So, what have they planned this time?

@ChadPergram 2h
Fencing going up around the Capitol ahead of tomorrow night’s State of the Union speech
Posted by: Lot at March 06, 2024 09:00 PM (IG4Id

Can't have the hoi polloi able to get near the elites.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 09:01 PM (AJDwy)
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With any luck, they'll keep everyone locked IN the Capitol Building until November...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 09:03 PM (BpYfr)

147 @ChadPergram 2h
Fencing going up around the Capitol ahead of tomorrow night’s State of the Union speech
Posted by: Lot at March 06, 2024 09:00 PM (IG4Id

Can't have the hoi polloi able to get near the elites.

They'll say they're worried about a reprise of the horrors of J6. What they're really worried about is the Antifa / Hamas wing of their own party.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2024 09:04 PM (CsUN+)

148 >Space Shuttle leaving the earth's atmosphere

People watching a launch through a cloud deck say, "Wow! Wow, Go Baby Go! Wut? I only get to see 30 seconds of the ascent???? I've been cheated!"

I've been there.

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2024 09:04 PM (5fDan)

149 >>> Can you make a robot for me?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
*Narrator: he means a sexbot*
Posted by: Archimedes

Studebaker radiator hose one shelf over here... and an air pump from a 2002 GMC... that's a start.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2024 09:05 PM (cOq4q)

150 I finally saw the vid of AOC being chased by ninny protesters, and her acting like a damn fool.

My takeaway?

Most women, if they're not hideous, look good in jeans. She's widening out in ways that are not appealing.

Just sayin', Sandy from the block, lay off the frappuccinos.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 09:05 PM (GtZ7X)

151 Lot @ 139-
I say put up the fence and never let them out.

Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2024 09:05 PM (NxC5+)

152 I demand ad revenue profit sharing. Possibly dozens of people per day visit this site to read my comments.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2024 09:06 PM (7AyCR)

153 They'll say they're worried about a reprise of the horrors of J6. What they're really worried about is the Antifa / Hamas wing of their own party.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 06, 2024 09:04 PM (CsUN+)
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Regardless of what actually happens, "It's Trump's fault!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 09:06 PM (BpYfr)

154 152 I demand ad revenue profit sharing. Possibly dozens of people per day visit this site to read my comments.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2024 09:06 PM (7AyCR

I'm charging by the joke.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 09:08 PM (AJDwy)

155 In more entertainment news:

Warner Bros who just took it in the monetary shorts with Suicide Squad Kill the Justice League just axed another studio and fired everyone.

Rooster Teeth, creators of RWBY, were shut down today. Though the writing was clearly on the wall since they had already cancelled their studio sponsored convention.

Some are wondering if Crunchyroll, who are owned by Sony and had just nuked every digital purchase on the defunct Funimation streaming service, will buy Rooster Teeth. Which has launched another spasm of fear and whining.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:08 PM (aZsvx)

156 Best avoid women and fembois altogether.

Not the Bee
@Not_the_Bee
Women across the internet are terrified cuz they claim this Sephora beauty product attracts spiders
. . . .
Oh and one time, the spider wanted to eat whatever ingredient it is so bad that it chased me. I swear on everything. I'd run left, it ran left, I ran right, it ran right. Like it was legit following the scent. And no, the scent isn't that good, nothing a $5 vanilla cream can't match. So yeah, do be careful if you're frightened of spiders, especially the big wolf ones.

https://tinyurl.com/yhcc7t3w

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 09:09 PM (FVME7)

157 Unrelated to anything, KKCO 11 in Grand Junction has the cutest weather lady in all the western hemisphere:
[ . . . ]
Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 08:39 PM (GtZ7X)

I disagree, Rocio Illanes with Infoclima is cuter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZw7mJR_WLk

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 09:10 PM (D7oie)

158 Can you make a robot for me?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
*Narrator: he means a sexbot*
Posted by: Archimedes

To quote a feminist science fiction writer from the '80s... he wants a gynoid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:10 PM (aZsvx)

159 153
'Regardless of what actually happens, "It's Trump's fault!"'

That's why if I were Trump, I'd F those people good and hard (criminal prosecutions, defund all their pet programs). You'll be blamed just as much either way.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2024 09:10 PM (roH4R)

160 That weather girl could spew words in a torrent; fine muscle control in those abs.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 06, 2024 09:10 PM (4780s)

161 114 Wait. I'm a part-time, bottom tier COB. Does that mean I'm part of "management" now?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 06, 2024 08:44 PM (BpYfr)

As low COB on the Totem Pole, you will be blamed for the inevitable failure of Ace's current Five-Year Plan To Increase AoSHQ Production by 5,000 Percent.

We'll miss you at future MoMe's.

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2024 09:10 PM (5fDan)

162
What they're really worried about is the Antifa / Hamas wing of their own party.
Posted by: Archimedes

I hope they show up in force.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2024 09:11 PM (63Dwl)

163 To quote a feminist science fiction writer from the '80s... he wants a gynoid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:10 PM (aZsvx

Is that a thyroid problem?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 09:11 PM (AJDwy)

164 @ChadPergram 2h
Fencing going up around the Capitol ahead of tomorrow night’s State of the Union speech
Posted by: Lot at March 06, 2024 09:00 PM (IG4Id

Can't have the hoi polloi able to get near the elites.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Fences work in D.C. but not on the border.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 09:12 PM (FVME7)

165 141
Does the deployed NG in NYC have real live ammunition or is it like the Border Guards who got shot at and had to run away as they had not been issued ammunition?

Posted by: Ciampino - searching bags is not going to do it at March 06, 2024 09:12 PM (qfLjt)

166 Fences work in D.C. but not on the border.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 09:12 PM (FVME7

Mexicans and Chinese are just too crafty for fences.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2024 09:13 PM (AJDwy)

167 Architect of the Ukraine War Victoria Nuland Finally Resigns After Decades of Compromising US Security
—Disinformation Expert Ace

But but but that's the war you retard aos geriatric neocons were creaming your pants over a few months ago. Duplicitous fucks.

Posted by: Iggy@BangBangIGotMine at March 06, 2024 09:13 PM (DSxeu)

168 Because 'android' was not good enough, they had to toss human anatomy into it to create the 'gynoid' term which proves these 'feminists' were never really about equality.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:13 PM (aZsvx)

169 NYC subways:
Is this even constitutional? Not illegal search and seizure?
https://tinyurl.com/yc2ndfvh

They clearly knew the media would be there...the cops (a lot of 'em) But they sure didn't let the NG know. Some sloppy looking troopers.
Typical coordination.
Idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 09:14 PM (W/lyH)

170 I disagree, Rocio Illanes with Infoclima is cuter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZw7mJR_WLk
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 09:10 PM (D7oie)

Ok, she's cute... I think she's wearing Invisiline braces?

But alas, the pants. You can't wear mom pants and beat my girl with her tummy bump in the tight dress.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 06, 2024 09:14 PM (GtZ7X)

171 Victoria Nuland?

You forget she helped Gaylord turn Libya from a dictatorship into a failed third world sh1thole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:15 PM (aZsvx)

172 'Regardless of what actually happens, "It's Trump's fault!"'

-
Like a Put Trump In Jail Free card?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 09:15 PM (FVME7)

173 164 @ChadPergram 2h
Fencing going up around the Capitol ahead of tomorrow night’s State of the Union speech
Posted by: Lot at March 06, 2024 09:00 PM (IG4Id

Can't have the hoi polloi able to get near the elites.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Fences work in D.C. but not on the border.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 06, 2024 09:12 PM (FVME7)

The cartels aren't interested in breaching FedGov fences in DC. So far.

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2024 09:16 PM (5fDan)

174 Well hopefully the NY ArNG has better fire discipline that the NYPD or the Transit Authority.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:16 PM (aZsvx)

175 >>>NYC subways:
Is this even constitutional? Not illegal search and seizure?
https://tinyurl.com/yc2ndfvh

They are only searching bags and backpacks. The bad guys carry handguns in their pockets and such so how is this going to help?
Posted by: Ciampino

Yes, it's Constitutional. You don't own the subway, do you?

And, just last week a subway operator got slashed by a guy with a machete. And that wasn't the first machete attack. I think it's reasonable to not allow machetes on the subway, but you do you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Whatever. It is better than TSA.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2024 09:17 PM (cOq4q)

176 Who wants to see Rocco Siffredi's bio-series ??

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 09:17 PM (V13WU)

177 What if they put up fences at the capital but the riot shows up at Schumers house instead?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 09:19 PM (RHkDp)

178 NYNG will prove no match for the subway dwellers

unless the ROE allow the NG to shoot people, this is going to be embarrassing for Hochul

Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 09:19 PM (oCjPU)

179 >Fencing going up around the Capitol ahead of tomorrow night’s State of the Union speech

to keep people in or out?

Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 09:20 PM (oCjPU)

180 unless the ROE allow the NG to shoot people, this is going to be embarrassing for Hochul
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 09:19 PM (oCjPU)

especially if they use Transportation units.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 09:21 PM (D7oie)

181 Horrible Hiochul needs to be made a laughing stock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:21 PM (aZsvx)

182 I saw Geriatric Neocons open for the Stones…wait, same band.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2024 09:21 PM (u73oe)

183 to keep people in or out?

Both

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:22 PM (aZsvx)

184 Hochul is imitating Newsom, who sent a few dozen CHP to Oakland for 5 days last month.

Wow boy. Fightin' crime and sh*t.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2024 09:23 PM (RIvkX)

185 >>>> Oh and one time, the spider wanted to eat whatever ingredient it is so bad that it chased me. I swear on everything. I'd run left, it ran left, I ran right, it ran right. Like it was legit following the scent. And no, the scent isn't that good, nothing a $5 vanilla cream can't match. So yeah, do be careful if you're frightened of spiders, especially the big wolf ones.

https://tinyurl.com/yhcc7t3w
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Don't care for spiders, don't care for webs in my face.

Wolf spiders are ok though. Just shush them outdoors.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2024 09:23 PM (cOq4q)

186 The junta wants Byden to keep saying "choose a side" in his SOTU mjmble tomorrow.

Coincidentally, the bad guy in the movie "MIF: Dead Reckoning" (which I watched tonight) repeatedly says exactly the same thing to Ethan Hunt when trying to persuade him to come over to the dark side.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2024 09:23 PM (60r3H)

187 The cartels aren't interested in breaching FedGov fences in DC. So far.
Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2024 09:16 PM (5fDan)

They've already got those guys in their pockets.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH)

188
Dare we dream that California could have a Republican Senator next year?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 08:07 PM (++4z6)

I have a better chance of a 3-way with 2 Mannix girls than that happening.

Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 09:25 PM (JssEl)

189 >>> That's why if I were Trump, I'd F those people good and hard (criminal prosecutions, defund all their pet programs). You'll be blamed just as much either way.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Chyna spies.
Drone* their asses even if huddled in their NOVA basements.

*Presidential duty

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2024 09:25 PM (cOq4q)

190 Terror has its uses but Pablo Escobar proved you can take it too far.

Better to buy politicians by the barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:25 PM (aZsvx)

191 180 unless the ROE allow the NG to shoot people, this is going to be embarrassing for Hochul
Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 09:19 PM (oCjPU)

especially if they use Transportation units.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 06, 2024 09:21 PM (D7oie)

Only ground pounders the have is a Battalion... who just got back from a long deployment in Africa a few months ago.

This is NOT going to be popular.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2024 09:25 PM (xaFKb)

192 My latest obsession.

https://youtu.be/56b1byEW2TM

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 06, 2024 09:26 PM (+xYe0)

193 If you are on foot and you see this then it's the 'O shit!' moment.

https://tinyurl.com/uvdb9xua

Posted by: Ciampino - that's why you evacuate when told to at March 06, 2024 09:26 PM (qfLjt)

194 @134

>>Nope. Season 5: Arya becomes a Super Ninja and survives a dagger to the gut and bounces back like nothing happened. She would have died from sepsis in days. Fuck that show and the books.

All it took was for me to see The Red Wedding to understand GOT was a depraved, nihilistic, garbage pile conjured from the mind of demented waste of life.

There was nothing edifying or interesting about GOT, except The Hound and Mountain narrative, which was essentially Caine and Abel except both brothers were Caine.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2024 09:26 PM (XV/Pl)

195 178 NYNG will prove no match for the subway dwellers

unless the ROE allow the NG to shoot people, this is going to be embarrassing for Hochul

Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 09:19 PM (oCjPU)

Hochul's move will be as effective at reducing subway crime as Joe's proposed "bipartisan compromise" immigration bill would be at reducing his invited invasion of Third World riff-raff, Islamic terrorists, and Chinese spies and saboteurs. It's going to be non-stop Democrat election year Potemkin Villages for the next 8 months.

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2024 09:27 PM (5fDan)

196 Again, the NYPD has over 30k cops, why exactly do they need the NG doing Subway Patrol?

They don't, this all another bullsh*t Op and scam by stupid and useless democrat sh*t heels to throw chum to their stupid and retarded voters.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2024 09:28 PM (XV/Pl)

197 Joe Mannix needs his own blog.

Posted by: Iggy@ImAConservative at March 06, 2024 09:28 PM (ro2Wf)

198 I never bothered to watch the TV show based on Game of Thrones since I read the first book and realized that George R.R. Martin was enjoying torturing the characters.

Why stick around for more abuse?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:28 PM (aZsvx)

199 187 The cartels aren't interested in breaching FedGov fences in DC. So far.
Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2024 09:16 PM (5fDan)

They've already got those guys in their pockets.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH)

Yeah, true dat.

Posted by: Gref at March 06, 2024 09:29 PM (5fDan)

200 'Skier finds out the course has a low ceiling. '

...and the agony of defeat

(Yes I laughed.)

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 06, 2024 09:30 PM (roH4R)

201 Only ground pounders the have is a Battalion... who just got back from a long deployment in Africa a few months ago.

This is NOT going to be popular.
Posted by: Romeo13

Need ARTY support.
And a couple A-10 loitering.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 06, 2024 09:30 PM (cOq4q)

202 Another one.

https://youtu.be/gBd2iuFL0dM

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 06, 2024 09:30 PM (+xYe0)

203 192, very nice, thanks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 06, 2024 09:32 PM (hOUT3)

204 Dad does Metallica

https://youtu.be/CHAsXAfJl9c

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 06, 2024 09:32 PM (+xYe0)

205
So, what have they planned this time?

@ChadPergram 2h
Fencing going up around the Capitol ahead of tomorrow night’s State of the Union speech
Posted by: Lot

They are going to give SloJoe "walkies" around the premises before and after the speech as part of his ongoing leash training regimen.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2024 09:34 PM (xG4kz)

206 Redwings @ Avalanche

starting now

Posted by: Don Black at March 06, 2024 09:34 PM (oCjPU)

207 >>> 96 Lolwut?

"The complete destruction of the Gigafactory and the lopping off of technofascists like 'Elend' Musk are a step on the path towards liberation from the patriarchy," the group said in a statement sent to media,
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2024 08:34 PM (7AyCR)

Elend is the name of a character in Sanderson's Mistborn trilogy, although how they connect Musk to him I have no idea (especially since he was one of the good guys).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 09:35 PM (llON8)

208 Posted by: Iggy@BangBangIGotMine

I didn't know the 9th booster caused hallucinations.

Posted by: spindrift at March 06, 2024 09:35 PM (/3nA9)

209 NY NG is the 42nd Infantry Division. So what's the jmpact/law if some of the activated soldiers are intelligence soldiers? Using government intelligence assets to overwatch civilians.
Hmmmm?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 09:37 PM (W/lyH)

210 Mama bear helps struggling bear cubs get over a wooden fence.

Dang. I wasn't the best-behaved kid in the world, but my mother never hauled me over a fence by my scalp.

Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 09:37 PM (DgGvY)

211 So, we never do find out how a little girl teaches a puppy how to climb stairs...

Posted by: Theodore at March 06, 2024 09:38 PM (pGonq)

212 Finally a composition by the 14 year-old daughter*. Most of their compositions are in Tagalog but this is English.

https://youtu.be/B5qioOBH2pA

* now 16 --- mother has a second channel and posted a 16th birthday celebration, IIRC.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 06, 2024 09:40 PM (+xYe0)

213 So, we never do find out how a little girl teaches a puppy how to climb stairs...
Posted by: Theodore at March 06, 2024 09:38 PM (pGonq)

Rumor has it they only made it half way...then tragedy struck.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2024 09:40 PM (W/lyH)

214 Shogun - I like it. (Shrugs) So far, anyway. I recall the original mini-series where Richard Chamberlain played a straight guy. Did a good job. I don't remember much about the original miniseries except the cute Japanese chicks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 09:41 PM (gllTv)

215 Nice:

@LeadingReport
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson invited the NYPD officers attacked by a mob of migrants last month to Biden’s State of the Union Address.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 06, 2024 09:41 PM (kQDzN)

216 So, we never do find out how a little girl teaches a puppy how to climb stairs...
Posted by: Theodore at March 06, 2024 09:38 PM (pGonq)

I'm picturing something along the lines of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

Posted by: spindrift at March 06, 2024 09:41 PM (/3nA9)

217 @ChadPergram 2h
Fencing going up around the Capitol ahead of tomorrow night’s State of the Union speech

———-

Maybe the illegal alien terrorists and Chinese illegal alien commando units will do us a solid and take them out.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 09:42 PM (2fIO4)

218 217 @ChadPergram 2h
Fencing going up around the Capitol ahead of tomorrow night’s State of the Union speech

———-

Maybe the illegal alien terrorists and Chinese illegal alien commando units will do us a solid and take them out.

———/

Doing the job Americans just won’t do.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 09:44 PM (2fIO4)

219 Need to get back to working on this model.

Ciao.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:45 PM (aZsvx)

220 >>> 188
Dare we dream that California could have a Republican Senator next year?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 06, 2024 08:07 PM (++4z6)

I have a better chance of a 3-way with 2 Mannix girls than that happening.
Posted by: Montec at March 06, 2024 09:25 PM (JssEl)

Whoa dude, did you win a million bucks?

Posted by: Lawrence at March 06, 2024 09:46 PM (llON8)

221 'Iggy@BangBangIGotMine'

MSNBC isn't sending their best.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 09:47 PM (gllTv)

222 https://www.kkco11news.com/authors/JuliaBlanchete/
Posted by: SFGoth

Good grief, she's still in college! I should be ashamed of myself.
But I'm not.
Posted by: BurtTC

That still photo is definitely cute.

Maybe it's just the video compression being really unkind, but she looks like a skull wearing a wig in the videos. Nice body, butterface.....

Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 09:47 PM (DgGvY)

223 I have a better chance of a 3-way with 2 Mannix girls than that happening.
Posted by: Montec

Whoa dude, did you win a million bucks?
Posted by: Lawrence

Wait, you can still get a Mannix girl for only a million? I figured they'd need 5 or 10 mil, with inflation.

Posted by: mikeski at March 06, 2024 09:48 PM (DgGvY)

224 Need to get back to working on this model.

Ciao.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 09:45 PM (aZsvx)

Chow Anna.

Posted by: JT at March 06, 2024 09:50 PM (T4tVD)

225 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 06, 2024 09:52 PM (llON8)

226 125 speaking of hours, the most hated invention - DST is this Sunday
Posted by: runner

Spring Forward!! Is that gain an hour or do we lose an hour? Oh, I just noticed that DST is on my birthday this year. I'm probably still doomed but it's something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 06, 2024 09:53 PM (gllTv)

227 "The Biden administration is weighing whether it can tap around $200 million in US Army funding to provide Ukraine immediate support as a larger aid package remains stalled in Congress, according to people familiar with the matter."
(@Bloomberg)

no comment

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 09:56 PM (V13WU)

228 @226

you add an hours, which means you lose an hour of your life and have to wake up 1 hour earlier

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 09:57 PM (V13WU)

229 @an hour !

Posted by: runner at March 06, 2024 09:57 PM (V13WU)

230 Wow

Watching Rima Evenstar's live stream about Nijisanji while building model... and someone named Pixy Misa just donated to Rima $5 Australian.

Could it be?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2024 10:01 PM (aZsvx)

231 Wow, marvelous blog layout! How long have you
been blogging for? you made blogging look easy.

The overall look of your website is wonderful, as well as
the content!

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