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Deadshot Doggie Cafe

greenlandwithcrescentmoonpeteryanyantastic.jpg
Greenland
Peter Chan/@yantastic on IG

It's like Bambi before the unpleasantness.

Aww -- cat wants to be friends with the pet camera.

Dog gets down on his belly to teach a baby how to crawl.

A cat actually helps.

Duck clown car.

Staged but still nice and cute.

Some friends playing with their toy trucks.

Angry cats challenge each other to a... nap off?

Sugar Glider Blue Angels.

The cat watches how the dog gets the treat out of the owner and practices the moves, anticipating his big chance.

I'm just a patsy!

Shepherd is happy to see owner after three years of absence.

Rescue chimp, who spent 28 years caged in a lab, sees the sky for the first time.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:33 PM




Comments

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 07:33 PM (KDbie)

2 Thank you for the cafe, ace.

Peace be with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 07:33 PM (KDbie)

3 Nice Nurse!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 07:33 PM (bqI7E)

4 Greetings!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 29, 2024 07:34 PM (MeG8a)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

6 That picture just looks cold

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

7 "Greenland"

*snort*

There's a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 29, 2024 07:35 PM (Gsmsg)

8 Iceland:

There is an increased risk of a volcanic eruption near Grindavík according to the latest assessment of the Icelandic Meteorological Office. It is believed to be most likely in the Sundhnúks crater series, somewhat north of Grindavík.

https://tinyurl.com/y25f4v8c

Posted by: pawn at February 29, 2024 07:35 PM (QB+5g)

9 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoot !

Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 07:36 PM (T4tVD)

10 "No fucking way. Let's go home."

Posted by: The Vikings at February 29, 2024 07:36 PM (Gsmsg)

11 Iceberg Hermit was a great kid’s book.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 07:36 PM (9yWhg)

12 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 07:36 PM (T4tVD)

13 I'll see your duck clown car and raise you this duck. Yes, this BAMFing duck.

https://tinyurl.com/2u4xfn8e

The comments are truly Hordeworthy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 07:37 PM (Wnv9h)

14 "It's like Bambi before the unpleasantness."

It's also like POTATUS going after an ice cream cone.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 29, 2024 07:37 PM (aXxgO)

15 My sister cat loves tape or anything with adhesive on it.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:37 PM (MNhXM)

16 Willowed...

For what do you use canola oil ? Is it for salads, or grilling or what ???

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 07:37 PM (V13WU)

17 * runs frantically out of the last thread to get my table in the cafe*

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:38 PM (SwYJN)

18 16 Willowed...

For what do you use canola oil ? Is it for salads, or grilling or what ???
Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 07:37 PM (V13WU)



———-

Deep fry canola with it

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 29, 2024 07:39 PM (tXFoB)

19 @18, it's used only for deep frying ??

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 07:40 PM (V13WU)

20 It's like Bambi before the unpleasantness.

Serious question:

If baby deers have white dots to camouflage them, why don't grownup deers get white dots too? Like they don't need camouflage?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 29, 2024 07:40 PM (Gsmsg)

21 runner, use canola oil for nothing. Much better choices to be had Canola is the margarine of oils.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:40 PM (SwYJN)

22 For what do you use canola oil ? Is it for salads, or grilling or what ???
Posted by: runner

It's for triggering leftists, by calling it "rapeseed oil."

Posted by: mikeski at February 29, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

23 Any time there's packaging or unpackaging to be done, cats are fired up for it.

Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 07:41 PM (MvF+J)

24 Top photo is nice, but too green.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

25 {{{nurse ratched }}}

I was just praising you in the last thread.

You doing OK?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

26 You use it to power canolas. Duh.

The Iroquois built their empire on it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 07:42 PM (9yWhg)

27 That Shepard owner must have had that car at least 3 years ago.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:42 PM (MNhXM)

28 It's for triggering leftists, by calling it "rapeseed oil."


Nah. Leftist LOVE rape. As long as the right people are doing the raping. See, e.g., Hamas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 29, 2024 07:42 PM (Gsmsg)

29 9 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoot !
Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 07:36 PM (T4tVD)

Yarp!

Posted by: Lurch at February 29, 2024 07:43 PM (DTX3h)

30 runs frantically out of the last thread to get my table in the cafe*
Posted by: Ben Had

Better put a glass under your USB port quickly!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 07:43 PM (bqI7E)

31 "Shepherd is happy to see owner after three years of absence."

My GSD does the same thing after 3 days. He sleeps in my shop. Even overnight it's a grand reunion every morning.

Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

32 Iroquois v. Comanches

Who wins?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 07:44 PM (9yWhg)

33 Dog shooting rubber bands made my jaw drop. Unbelievable.

Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

34 Wife came home one day and banned all seed oils, especially canola. Everything soy is banned, too.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 29, 2024 07:44 PM (IG7T0)

35 Cicero

Fawns are on the sun- dappled forest floor a lot.

Adult deer run away from trouble. No camouflage needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

36 Why would a lab keep a chimp for 28 years? Were they doing tests on how long a chimp could live in a cage?

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:44 PM (MNhXM)

37 AZdeplorable, I really miss you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:45 PM (SwYJN)

38 Wife came home one day and banned all seed oils, especially canola. Everything soy is banned, too.
Posted by: Jamaica

A wise wife.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 07:45 PM (bqI7E)

39 Greenland has one town.

Posted by: eleven at February 29, 2024 07:45 PM (iziT8)

40 Not to politicize the Café too early but this is hopeful without e.g. violence:

End Wokeness @EndWokeness
A massive vigil was held for Laken Riley. If not for X, you would've never even known about this.

https://tinyurl.com/3rj7d2f7
16 seconds; loud recording of ordinary crowd background talk.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 07:45 PM (2yu8s)

41 runner, use canola oil for nothing. Much better choices to be had Canola is the margarine of oils.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:40 PM

That stuff gets nasty at high temp. I prefer grapeseed oil for searing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 07:45 PM (Wnv9h)

42 Bulgaroctonus

Comanches. Tough warrior.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

43 Dog costume is AWESOME! Kinda perverse, but still AWESOME. He really knows how to wear it, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 29, 2024 07:46 PM (aXxgO)

44 AZdeplorable, I really miss you both.
Posted by: Ben Had

Thanks, back at you.
I hope I told you that the Betterhalf said she'll be in Corsicana this year with or without me...
(I plan to be there where her!)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 07:46 PM (bqI7E)

45 Every day is a fresh new day for dogs. I wish could have that enthusiasm in the morning.

Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

46 She is. Her mother knew the use of every plant in Jamaica and my wife remembers every recipe.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 29, 2024 07:47 PM (IG7T0)

47 Iroquois v. Comanches

Who wins?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 07:44 PM (9yWhg)

Do Comanches get to keep their horses?

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:47 PM (MNhXM)

48 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoot !
Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 07:36 PM (T4tVD)

Yarp!
Posted by: Lurch at February 29, 2024 07:43 PM

YAWP!!!

Posted by: Mr. Keating at February 29, 2024 07:47 PM (Wnv9h)

49 * runs frantically out of the last thread to get my table in the cafe*
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:38 PM (SwYJN)


Yes madame. We have an excellent table for you right next to the spittoon.

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Maitre D' at February 29, 2024 07:47 PM (Gsmsg)

50 RMBS, I am going to introduce you to Sedona Divine. You never knew oils could be this good.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:47 PM (SwYJN)

51 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoot !
Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 07:36 PM (T4tVD)

Yarp!
Posted by: Lurch

Yawp!

Posted by: Walt Whitman at February 29, 2024 07:48 PM (f746Z)

52 42 NaCly Dog

But in the NE forests?

I guess it would depend upon the battlefield.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 07:48 PM (9yWhg)

53 fd: "Even overnight it's a grand reunion every morning."

A blessed thing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 29, 2024 07:48 PM (aXxgO)

54 That Shepherd was trying to get the owner to get in the car so they could both leave.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 29, 2024 07:48 PM (yeEu9)

55 se canola oil for nothing. Much better choices to be had Canola is the margarine of oils.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:40 PM (SwYJN)

well, I kind of got it for free (long story), so now I don't know what to do with it...it's just sitting there taking up space...

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 07:48 PM (V13WU)

56 That baby laughing at the bubbles was worth the price of admission.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 29, 2024 07:48 PM (V8he0)

57 Serious question:
If baby deers have white dots to camouflage them, why don't grownup deers get white dots too? Like they don't need camouflage?
Posted by: Cicero

Serious guess:

Eyes are edge-detectors and motion detectors. So spots and stripes are camo for stationary and slow-moving things, but the opposite for fast-moving things.

So, spotted baby deers who just lay in the grass hiding from predators, but plain-colored grownup deers who run around avoiding predators.

Striped and spotted big cats work because they sneak up on things until they're really close, and camo doesn't matter once you're sprinting at something.

Posted by: mikeski at February 29, 2024 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

58 Yoop!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 07:48 PM (9yWhg)

59 Comanches. They were bad asses

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 29, 2024 07:49 PM (yeEu9)

60 Fawns are on the sun- dappled forest floor a lot.

Adult deer run away from trouble. No camouflage needed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 07:44 PM (u82oZ)


Huh. Is this certified by a journalist or did you just make it up?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 29, 2024 07:49 PM (Gsmsg)

61 RMBS, I am going to introduce you to Sedona Divine. You never knew oils could be this good.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:47 PM

Yes, please!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 07:50 PM (Wnv9h)

62 Every day is a fresh new day for dogs.
Posted by: fd

For me, too!

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at February 29, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)

63 Willowed reply...

He [Ken Dryden] was labor(?), but not much got passed him!
Posted by: Oglebay
---------
Our liberal Liberals although he was never a nutter or social liberal.

And our "Labor" Party is the far-left NDP New Democrat Party -- the Dippers!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 07:50 PM (2yu8s)

64 Cicero

I reference mikeski 's comment #57. We are saying the same thing, but his latter explanation is prettier.

Lots of deer around me. My answer is an observed fact.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

65 RMBS, Tuscan herb and wild mushroom sage coming your way. ⁷

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:51 PM (SwYJN)

66 YEEEAAARGH!!!

Posted by: al gore, carbon credit billionaire at February 29, 2024 07:52 PM (2yu8s)

67 If baby deers have white dots to camouflage them, why don't grownup deers get white dots too? Like they don't need camouflage?
Posted by: Cicero

Red dots are for adult deer.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 29, 2024 07:52 PM (f746Z)

68 Hi Salty!

I'm good. Just riding the boat home.



Yitter yitter yotter

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 07:52 PM (6yQ3Y)

69 32 Iroquois v. Comanches

Who wins?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 07:44 PM (9yWhg)

The Settlers?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 29, 2024 07:52 PM (xaFKb)

70 Thank you for the sugar gliders, Ace! They can be considered bat-adjacent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

71 Stu Podaso

ISWYDT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 07:53 PM (u82oZ)

72
well, I kind of got it for free (long story), so now I don't know what to do with it...it's just sitting there taking up space...
Posted by: runner

Make soap with it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 07:53 PM (bqI7E)

73 I think ‘ do you want to ride in the car’ means ‘do you want to go to the vet’ based on his reaction.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:53 PM (MNhXM)

74 RMBS, Tuscan herb and wild mushroom sage coming your way. ⁷
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:51 PM[/]

You are too kind, dear lady.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)

75 Ben Had!

May I please join you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 07:53 PM (6yQ3Y)

76 "Every day is a fresh new day for dogs.
Posted by: fd

For me, too!
Posted by: J. Robinette Biden"


Yep. No worries about yesterday or tomorrow, just eating, pooping, sniffing stuff, and licking balls before catching a nap.

Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

77 Lots of deer around me. My answer is an observed fact.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

Okay, I'll consider it resolved. We don't have many deer around here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 29, 2024 07:54 PM (Gsmsg)

78 And they said cats couldn't be trained.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 07:54 PM (NpAcC)

79 nurse, you honor me.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:54 PM (SwYJN)

80 Ben Had!

May I please join you?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 07:53 PM

*pulls out chair for nurse*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

81 78 And they said cats couldn't be trained.

Posted by: redridinghood
----------------

Guy on Tom Snyder trained cats to use and flush human toilet.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 29, 2024 07:55 PM (jg5Rp)

82 For amusement factor:

Collin Rugg @CollinRugg
JUST IN: Donald Trump and Joe Biden arrive at the border in Texas at the same time.

President Biden was seen shuffling along with Border Patrol agents who needed to slow down so he could keep up with them.

Trump met with Texas Governor Greg Abbott.

Biden was accompanied by impeached Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas.

https://tinyurl.com/46n8u2za
Two very short video clips, side-by-side.

Posted by: al gore, carbon credit billionaire at February 29, 2024 07:55 PM (2yu8s)

83 Just finished spraying six gallons of glyphosate on the Peon weed crop. A random thought came to me: could you call a lot lizard who trolls electric car charging stations for customers a Tes-slut? And if not, why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 07:56 PM (tkR6S)

84 RMBS. You can thank me after I send you the Sourwood honey for those ribs.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:56 PM (SwYJN)

85 Hey! Nikki Haley sent me a text message! She directed me to a website to read her message! But I didn't read it because I don't care enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 07:56 PM (FVME7)

86 Fawns lay very still. You can almost step on one before they'll move. They're also apparently almost scent-free.

The local does are beginning to show that they're preggers, BTW.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

87 Iroquois v. Comanches

Who wins?
*********
Small scale fight probably Comanches.
Big fight the 5 Nations of the Iroquois had way more warriors.

Posted by: Cosda at February 29, 2024 07:56 PM (fqz1X)

88 Rapeseed fields are very pretty .

Canola stands for Canadian Oil .

Rape oil didn’t market well.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:57 PM (MNhXM)

89 Poor Things 2023

From filmmaker Yorgos Lanthimos and producer Emma Stone comes the incredible tale and fantastical evolution of Bella Baxter (Stone), a young woman brought back to life by the brilliant and unorthodox scientist Dr. Godwin Baxter (Willem Dafoe). Under Baxter's protection, Bella is eager to learn. Hungry for the worldliness she is lacking, Bella runs off with Duncan Wedderburn (Mark Ruffalo), a slick and debauched lawyer, on a whirlwind adventure across the continents. Free from the prejudices of her times, Bella grows steadfast in her purpose to stand for equality and liberation.


This is probably really bad though the plot gives it a chance to be Rochelle, Rochelle.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 29, 2024 07:56 PM (gMWM2)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at February 29, 2024 07:58 PM (gMWM2)

90 "Greenland"

*snort*

There's a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 29, 2024 07:35 PM (Gsmsg)

I worked there for a month. It's not green, but it's spectacular. I have photos, but paper ones, not jpegs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 07:58 PM (tkR6S)

91 #82 Off, asshole chakra sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 07:58 PM (2yu8s)

92 66 YEEEAAARGH!!!
Posted by: al gore, carbon credit billionaire at February 29, 2024 07:52 PM (2yu8s)

Quit stealing my line, Al.

Posted by: Howard Dean at February 29, 2024 07:58 PM (DTX3h)

93 Isn't Willem Dafoe too old to be going on whirlwind adventures across the continents?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at February 29, 2024 07:59 PM (gMWM2)

94 Runner, if you’re still about, as I understand it all seed oils are very high in omega 6 and that’s one of the reasons most Americans are out of balance with omega 3. I’ve quit using all seed oils

Posted by: Blutarski at February 29, 2024 07:59 PM (Cp1vk)

95 For what do you use canola oil ? Is it for salads, or grilling or what ???
Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 07:37 PM (V13WU)

Deep-frying, mostly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 07:59 PM (tkR6S)

96 When our dog sees we are going to the car, he hides under the bed. He figures that leads to the vet sticking a thermometer up his butt. (We have to carefully plan getting him to the vet.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 29, 2024 07:59 PM (1bNHn)

97 Though he is taking a reanimated dead girl so perhaps he sip a bit of the potion himself.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at February 29, 2024 08:00 PM (gMWM2)

98 Alberta Oil Peon

There are a couple of places in Greenland that are really green. In the fiord system on the southwest coast were there were two Viking settlements.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

99 Hey! Nikki Haley sent me a text message! She directed me to a website to read her message! But I didn't read it because I don't care enough.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-V-O-T-E-N-E-O-C-O-N-T-H-I-S-N-O-V-E-M-B-E-R

Sonuvabitch.

Posted by: Ralphie at February 29, 2024 08:01 PM (f746Z)

100 RMBS. You can thank me after I send you the Sourwood honey for those ribs.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:56 PM

What wizardry is this?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 08:01 PM (Wnv9h)

101 I have photos, but paper ones, not jpegs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 07:58 PM

You're not 29 or younger, are you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

102 Looks like Whiteland.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 08:01 PM (63Dwl)

103 Canola stands for Canadian Oil .

Rape oil didn’t market well.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:57 PM

la = Low Acid

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 08:01 PM (Wnv9h)

104 RMBS. You are going to amazed.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:02 PM (SwYJN)

105 Fawns lay very still. You can almost step on one before they'll move.

As do some snakes, depending on the time of year. That's not a situation you video and put on the happy pet thread. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 08:02 PM (WaBzL)

106 Yep. No worries about yesterday or tomorrow, just eating, pooping, sniffing stuff, and licking balls before catching a nap.
----------
I don't know about that.

One day I took the office dog out for a walk and he was hunting field mice almost catching one. Later that week, he came up to me sitting on a couch and mimed digging in the grass and biting a mouse then looked expectantly at me.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 08:03 PM (2yu8s)

107 Is there some kinda online game that pits the Indian tribes against each other? Like the Napoleonic Wars or WWII, but with (feather) Indians? That would be interesting,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:03 PM (9yWhg)

108 Looks like Whiteland.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 08:01 PM (63Dwl)

Ask to Google Gemini to draw a picture of it. It won't be white anymore.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 29, 2024 08:03 PM (Gsmsg)

109 I make a lot of popcorn, it is healthier maybe than commercial snacks. Though oddly corn oil doesn’t taste very good, or tears up my gut. Canola, crisco same thing.

Coconut oil doesn’t seem to do that, and makes tastier popcorn anyway. It’s worth paying a little more. Fiber is supposed to be healthy. But the commercial snacks use shit veggie oils as well. Bacon grease is a good substitute for cooking oil or popping corn, in a pinch. Also cut half and half with butter when making cookies. Yum!

No hydrogenated oils, at least cut back so inflammation is reduced.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 29, 2024 08:04 PM (/3Toj)

110 Pimp Hand of Reality

I was bouldering up a stone face in southwest Kansas as a yute, and my next hand-hold contained a 5 foot long rattlesnake. Yikes.

Missed me by this |-> <-| much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

111 RMBS. You are going to amazed.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:02 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 08:04 PM (Wnv9h)

112 >>Do Comanches get to keep their horses?

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:47 PM

No.

Posted by: Col. Ranald MacKenzie at February 29, 2024 08:05 PM (Q4KYm)

113 Food oil is a fascinating subject. Some oil comes from plant flesh (ex: olive, avocado), some from animal flesh (the stuff you pour off when cooking meat), and some from seeds. The thing about seed oils that gets people going is the higher amounts of omega-6 fatty acids. Omega 6's are necessary but not to the extent we normally get them in our diet. Then there are saturated and unsaturated fats, the latter of which comprise mono and poly unsats. There's just so much to explain. Anyways, I found this cool chart:

eatingrules.com/assets/Cooking_Oil_Comparison_Chart_2.2.pdf

Posted by: SFGoth at February 29, 2024 08:05 PM (KAi1n)

114 I accidentally stepped on a four foot black snake while in bare feet one time. I jumped about 10 straight up in the air like that chicken last night and the snake slithered off into the ivy.

Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

115 Coconut oil doesn’t seem to do that, and makes tastier popcorn anyway. It’s worth paying a little more. Fiber is supposed to be healthy. But the commercial snacks use shit veggie oils as well. Bacon grease is a good substitute for cooking oil or popping corn, in a pinch. Also cut half and half with butter when making cookies. Yum!

No hydrogenated oils, at least cut back so inflammation is reduced.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 29, 2024 08:04 PM

I love using coconut oil for popcorn. And duck fat. Duck fat popcorn is sublime.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 08:06 PM (Wnv9h)

116 Bulgaroctonus

ZOD and his Aztec warriors alway win. Not a real game with challenges.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

117 Canola stands for Canadian Oil.
Rape oil didn’t market well.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:57 PM

la = Low Acid
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Ah, yes. Inwented in Russia.

Posted by: ensign pavel chekov at February 29, 2024 08:07 PM (2yu8s)

118 The guy that owned a Canadian fishing camp I visited was a canola farmer Southern Manitoba or Saskatchewan. Flying north to the camp there were vast amounts of canola growing. Or whatever goes into canola. I thought it was called canola but I might be all wet about that.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 29, 2024 08:07 PM (Cp1vk)

119 86 Fawns lay very still. You can almost step on one before they'll move.

==

Can verify this. Last year we had a fawn lying up against our garage door. We didn't know this until we opened the door and there it was -- the door opening didn't spook it at all. I hated shouting at it to get it to move -- you're really not supposed to disturb the fawns at all, the does know where they left them as they go off foraging.

Posted by: sharksauce at February 29, 2024 08:08 PM (y7wyF)

120 Coconut oil doesn’t seem to do that, and makes tastier popcorn anyway. It’s worth paying a little more.

If memory serves, the food nazis had a fit about coconut oil, because it is high in saturated fat, and turns you into Robinson Crusoe, or something.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 29, 2024 08:08 PM (CsUN+)

121 RMBS, duck fat on a baked potato skin is heaven. If you haven't found the spray variety let me know.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:08 PM (SwYJN)

122 SFGoth

Thanks. Good chart!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

Posted by: Archimedes at February 29, 2024 08:08 PM (CsUN+)

124 21 runner, use canola oil for nothing. Much better choices to be had Canola is the margarine of oils.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:40 PM (SwYJN)
Disagree.
It is great air tool oil.

Posted by: Reforger at February 29, 2024 08:09 PM (B705c)

125 Make soap with it!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 07:53 PM (bqI7E)

Well, they grow canola in my AO up in Alberta. In fact, I will not be surprised if the field adjacent to my house is seeded in it this Spring. They do rotate crops, and it was barley last year. The leaves of the young plants make tasty salad greens. I don't consider canola oil to be "nasty"; it's just oil. OK for deep frying, not my choice for salad dressing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:09 PM (tkR6S)

126 "One day I took the office dog out for a walk and he was hunting field mice almost catching one. Later that week, he came up to me sitting on a couch and mimed digging in the grass and biting a mouse then looked expectantly at me.
Posted by: andycanuck"

That's because the dog wants to do that same fun thing. And it will be the same fun thing every day, for as long as you and he are able.

Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

127 I was diving for golf balls at night with a couple of friends and was near the bank when I sensed/heard an attempted strike at my face by what I assumed was a water moccasin.

I yelled Snake!! And my friend who was about 3 feet further into the pond climbed up my back onto the shore in about 3 seconds flat.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 08:10 PM (MNhXM)

128 I love using coconut oil for popcorn. And duck fat. Duck fat popcorn is sublime.
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Do you call them 'quackers'.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 08:10 PM (2yu8s)

129 Whenever I see pictures of Greenland I always think of "Smila's Sense of Snow". The book not the movie which was ok but didn't do justice to the book.

Posted by: Tuna at February 29, 2024 08:11 PM (oaGWv)

130 Archimedes

Yes, you fixed the problem, but the Barrel wants a short visit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

131 If memory serves, the food nazis had a fit about coconut oil, because it is high in saturated fat, and turns you into Robinson Crusoe, or something.
Posted by: Archimedes

It's primitive as can be.

Also has lauric acid, which is good for something. I put virgin unrefined coconut oil (which is more of a paste) and grass-fed butter in my morning power coffee. Delish.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 29, 2024 08:12 PM (KAi1n)

132 My GSD caught a little baby field mouse last week. He wouldn't give it to me but he could carry it around in his mouth without hurting it too much. He would let it go and catch it again. He was pretty gentle with it until I tried to take it away and then he ate it.

Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

133 Quackers with cheese powder!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 08:12 PM (2yu8s)

134 Why are there so many different brands of olive oil?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 08:13 PM (63Dwl)

135 129 “Smila’s Sense of Snow”

The film version had Lena Olin, I think? Mmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:13 PM (9yWhg)

136 thanks everyone. I think I'll hold on to it for when I make Chicken Karaage ( Which is once in a blue moon, but still). In the old days I would have thrown it out, but Inflation ! Can't waste useless product like that!

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 08:13 PM (V13WU)

137 Hey nurse, about that hug thing this morning. I'm fucking First!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:13 PM (SwYJN)

138 He was pretty gentle with it until I tried to take it away and then he ate it.
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The office dog was a Vizsla.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 08:13 PM (2yu8s)

139 134 Why are there so many different brands of olive oil?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 08:13 PM (63Dwl)

Mafia families gotta eat too.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 08:14 PM (MNhXM)

140 Smila’s Sense of Snow”

The film version had Lena Olin, I think? Mmmmmm…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:13 PM (9yWhg)


no, that was Julia Ormond

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 08:14 PM (V13WU)

141 Canola stands for Canadian Oil .

Rape oil didn’t market well.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:57 PM (MNhXM)

Rapeseed oil was used for industrial purposes, like paint. It contains erucic acid, which makes the oil unpalatable for human consumption. Canola is the result of many years of selective breeding of the rape plant to get a cultivar that is nearly free of the erucic acid. Good old Luther Burbank style work, no gene splicing at all. But now, they do have GMO canola, made to be resistant to Roundup and/or certain pests.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:14 PM (tkR6S)

142 Why are there so many different brands of olive oil?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Brands or grades?

Brands: because we aren't socialists.
Grades: because they have myriad ways of getting the oil out of the olives.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 08:14 PM (bqI7E)

143
If memory serves, the food nazis had a fit about coconut oil, because it is high in saturated fat, and turns you into Robinson Crusoe, or something.
Posted by: Archimedes

Rush Limbaugh told (many times) about movie theaters being forced to remove coconut oil from their popcorn poppers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 08:15 PM (63Dwl)

144 RMBS, Tuscan herb and wild mushroom sage coming your way. ⁷
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 07:51 PM (SwYJN)

Ben Had, we get that from North Conway Olive Oil Co.!
Use it all the time.

Posted by: RI Red at February 29, 2024 08:15 PM (2hOms)

145 EVOO!

— Rachel Whatsherboobs

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:15 PM (9yWhg)

146 Why are there so many different brands of olive oil?
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Different Mediterranean countries; flavoured ones; different grades although I'm no expert on those.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 08:15 PM (2yu8s)

147 eatingrules.com

I have my own personal eating rules. If it looks and smells tasty...I eat it. *shrugs*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 29, 2024 08:15 PM (V8he0)

148 Whatever happened to the recycled veggie oil diesel thing?
Remember all those "inventors" driving salad oil powered vans?

Posted by: Reforger at February 29, 2024 08:15 PM (B705c)

149 There are a couple of places in Greenland that are really green. In the fiord system on the southwest coast were there were two Viking settlements.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

I have some very cool pictures. I will try to remember to bring them to Corsicana.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:16 PM (tkR6S)

150 "The office dog was a Vizsla.
Posted by: andycanuck"

Hungarian for "nutso".

Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

151 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:14 PM (tkR6S

Yes the la part of Canola that I left out to get to my snark.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 08:16 PM (MNhXM)

152 Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Because there is a lot of fraud in olive oil. Anylitical Chemists struggle to come up with a good assay.

Ben Had has a prime source link to the good stuff, but you can also buy California Olive Oil in Walmart. Make sure you get the California only oil. This was confirmed by Zombie, lo these many years ago.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

153 140 OK, Julia Ormand.

Still mmmmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:17 PM (9yWhg)

154 Coconut oil won’t turn rancid the way the other vegetable oils will. Peanut oil seems to be good for frying these days.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 29, 2024 08:17 PM (/3Toj)

155 I mentioned something about the big grass fires in the Texas Panhandle and in Oklahoma that have burned over a million acres now. My cousin's daughter's family lost their house and everything in it, but their barn and sheds are still standing. Her grandson and his family were in one of the worst areas, but the fire went around their neighborhood like it was turning a corner. Their stuff is all fine and the people across the street lost it all. Fire is a weird thing. Please pray for all the people who lost their homes and animals and livelihoods.

Posted by: huerfano at February 29, 2024 08:17 PM (Q4KYm)

156 RI Red, I can drink the Tuscan herb straight out of the bottle it is so good.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:18 PM (SwYJN)

157
Make sure you get the California only oil. This was confirmed by Zombie, lo these many years ago.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I remember that!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 08:18 PM (63Dwl)

158 Alberta Oil Peon

Please do. We need more of your stories! And Panhards on the prowl for feral boar.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

159 Whatever happened to the recycled veggie oil diesel thing?
Remember all those "inventors" driving salad oil powered vans?
Posted by: Reforger

Biodiesel still works fine, you just have to start the vehicle on regular diesel and then switch to the used-deep-fry-oil.
Oh, and you had better strain all the fish, fries, and veggies out first.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 08:19 PM (bqI7E)

160 My suspicion is that federal diesel engine requirements, high pressure rail maybe, for injection put any serious end to the fryer brigade.

If the earlier engines are still licensed then they could be a demand for the used fryer oil in that application

Posted by: Common Tater at February 29, 2024 08:20 PM (/3Toj)

161 huerfano

Prayers ascending. Wild-fires can be capricious and quite destructive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

162 Peanut oil is good for frying. Not very cost effective, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 08:20 PM (R4t5M)

163 Veggie oil diesel was more popular when it was free.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

164 Bet the two cats get their doggie in lots of trouble

Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2024 08:21 PM (fwDg9)

165 NaCly, Zombie used the same place my family did. Napa Valley Olive Oil Company. The stories I have about that place.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:21 PM (SwYJN)

166 Evenin' y'all. Looks like a Food Thread, is it Sunday afternoon?

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 08:21 PM (1eY81)

167 Coconut oil makes for popcorn that will reheat and still taste light and crispy, this is partly why movie theaters used it. They could pop up enough all at once to tide them over if they wanted.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 29, 2024 08:22 PM (/3Toj)

168 Hungarian for "nutso".
Posted by: fd
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Or "pay attention to me!!!"

I walked into the office one morning and he was all over me when he'd usually just greet me normally when I entered and he saw who it was. 'What's got you so excited??" Then I saw one of the other office worker's dog was there too. So he was going ape that I'd pay attention to some s.o.b. other than himself.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 08:22 PM (2yu8s)

169 My suspicion is that federal diesel engine requirements, high pressure rail maybe, for injection put any serious end to the fryer brigade.
Posted by: Common Tater

They drive old diesels around here!
Those that use used fry oil smell like french fries are ahead of you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 08:22 PM (bqI7E)

170 Yarp!
Posted by: Lurch at February 29, 2024 07:43 PM (DTX3h)

*golfclap for Hot Fuzz ref*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 29, 2024 08:22 PM (di6C2)

171 So apparently, ho hum, Hunter Biden admitted under oath that Joe Biden is in fact "The Big Guy," but allegedly they called that ironically and not as honorific for being the head of the Biden Crime Family.

Ersatz James Biden: Look at this million dollar diamond I got in the mail from China, It think I'll just throw it in the garbage.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 29, 2024 08:23 PM (XV/Pl)

172 Ben Had

I could listen to your stories, for sure.

We need a Horde author to tell your stories in print. Ben Had, My Journey to Wisdom, Horses, and Hog Killing.

This is a no-shitter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

173 Yeah, I remember when they were gonna use old cooking oil as vehicle fuel, but they weren’t prepared for every huma being and mammal on the planet to follow said vehicles.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:24 PM (9yWhg)

174
Bet the two cats get their doggie in lots of trouble
Posted by: Skip

Good basis for a cartoon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 08:24 PM (63Dwl)

175 screaming in digital, hey. It's a change from boobs!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:24 PM (SwYJN)

176 32 Iroquois v. Comanches

Who wins?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Where are they fighting? Iroquois were in the forests of the NE, Comanches were in the Plains. Two different fighting techniques.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 29, 2024 08:25 PM (PGK1w)

177 RI Red, I can drink the Tuscan herb straight out of the bottle it is so good.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:18 PM (SwYJN)

Might be better cut with a little red wine . . .

Posted by: RI Red at February 29, 2024 08:25 PM (2hOms)

178 now the White House has fired off a letter to FOX News warning it to stop covering Joe Biden’s corruption.

Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 08:25 PM (RovqD)

179 "Ben Had has a prime source link to the good stuff, but you can also buy California Olive Oil in Walmart. Make sure you get the California only oil. This was confirmed by Zombie, lo these many years ago."

Trader Joe's used to sell a California estate EVO. It had a particularly bright and peppery flavor. So good. Haven't seen it there in years though.

Posted by: Tuna at February 29, 2024 08:26 PM (oaGWv)

180 176 Yeah, I didn’t take that into account when I posed the question. Terrain and topography make a huge difference.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:28 PM (9yWhg)

181 screaming in digital, hey. It's a change from boobs!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:24 PM

Let's not be too hasty here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 08:28 PM (Wnv9h)

182 So about 15 years ago I worked as a facility engineer for a company at a large manufacturing plant with several fire tube boilers. The head of the facility decided to try out rendered chicken fat (or whatever they called it) that was being promoted as a petroleum alternative. Every time we used it it clogged up the piping. I tried several diifferent things but we couldn't get it to work. The maintenance guys hated it.

Maybe this will be another story in my memoirs: Adventures In Manufacturing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 29, 2024 08:28 PM (++4z6)

183 Amazon has brands of cage free duck fat. Really?

Posted by: Jamaica at February 29, 2024 08:28 PM (IG7T0)

184 My suspicion is that federal diesel engine requirements, high pressure rail maybe, for injection put any serious end to the fryer brigade.

If the earlier engines are still licensed then they could be a demand for the used fryer oil in that application
Posted by: Common Tater at February 29, 2024 08:20 PM (/3Toj)

Having owned Diesel Suburbans, I studied up on it. First, all diesel fuel has to be very well filtered. The injection pumps and injectors have teensy-tiny passages and tight clearances. Bio-diesel is waste cooking oil that has been "trans-esterified" by retorting it with methanol and a strong base. It can be burned in an unmodified Diesel engine. "SVO", straight vegetable oil can be burned as-is, but it has to be well filtered, and kept hot, and delivered to the injection pump hot, or it will gel in the pump, and your engine quits dead. Vehicles that burn SVO usually are started and warmed up on petro-diesel, driven on SVO, and shut down after running on petro-diesel for a few minutes. Not exactly user-friendly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:28 PM (tkR6S)

185 Rapeseed.

Failed Nirvana lyric.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 29, 2024 08:28 PM (PGK1w)

186 Pecan oil for pancakes, almond oil for cookies . Both for fried chicken.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:29 PM (SwYJN)

187 And duck fat. Duck fat popcorn is sublime.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Do you have to eat it with your pinkie extended?

Posted by: mikeski adjusts his monocle at February 29, 2024 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

188 screaming in digital, hey. It's a change from boobs!
Posted by: Ben Had
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Hey, Ben Had! I put the TX MoMe on the work calendar today :-)

Has the Horde ever made it through an entire thread with zero boob mentions?

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 08:30 PM (1eY81)

189 172 Ben Had

I could listen to your stories, for sure.

We need a Horde author to tell your stories in print. Ben Had, My Journey to Wisdom, Horses, and Hog Killing.

This is a no-shitter.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

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OK this is weird, I just posted that comment about my memoirs without seeing the above first.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 29, 2024 08:30 PM (++4z6)

190 I saw Cage Free Duck Fat open for…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:30 PM (9yWhg)

191 I saw Cage Free Duck Fat open for…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The Byrds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 08:32 PM (R4t5M)

192 Yeah, I remember when they were gonna use old cooking oil as vehicle fuel, but they weren’t prepared for every huma being and mammal on the planet to follow said vehicles.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:24 PM (9yWhg)

Thing is, look at the volume of cooking oil used, and then look at the volume of Diesel fuel used. Waste cooking oil is but a tiny fraction. And there has long been a rendering industry that buys waste oil from restaurants, etc. and uses it to make things like soap and pet food. Stupid hippies thought it went to the landfill. Not so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:32 PM (tkR6S)

193 screaming in digital, you just made my day. I venture a day without boobs on AoS would be after the apocalypse. Keep boobin on, guys. I love ya

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 08:33 PM (SwYJN)

194 This one was recommended by Robert Meyer Burnett on Drinker's Open Bar.

Boy Kills World (by Sam Raimi)

https://tinyurl.com/2s3t5tn6

The trailer does not quite do enough to grab you. It just looks like 'crazy dystopian hunger games meets the Boys.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 29, 2024 08:35 PM (di6C2)

195 I was bouldering up a stone face in southwest Kansas as a yute, and my next hand-hold contained a 5 foot long rattlesnake. Yikes.

Around here (Ohio Valley), its the Copperheads and Cottonmouths. At least Copperheads don't chase you. Cottonmouths are downright bastards. Aggressive like nobody's business. Hate 'em.

Some folks say you can smell 'em. A cucumber kind of scent. I can't.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 08:35 PM (WaBzL)

196 182
'The maintenance guys hated it.'

Goddamn, I bet it smelled like an amateur crematorium.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 29, 2024 08:36 PM (roH4R)

197 Ifrom last thread. If I ever get arrested I'm pleading autism. Or OCD whatever it takes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 29, 2024 08:36 PM (wM304)

198 Jesse Rodriguez
@JesseRodriguez
Trump's claims of a migrant crime wave are not supported by national data
An NBC News review of available 2024 crime data shows overall crime levels dropping in cities that have received the most migrants.

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Yeah, we're living in a paradise of peace because of the newcomers.*

*Update your style books. "Newcomers" is the new Biden-approved term.

https://tinyurl.com/3frmrtum

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 08:37 PM (FVME7)

199 I only use cage free naturally locally sourced free range spray on duck fat.

Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 08:37 PM (vFG9F)

200 Or none at all

Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 08:37 PM (vFG9F)

201 Place yer bets~!!

@Breaking911 10m
DEVELOPING: Scanner reports indicate multiple shooting victims at or near a dentist office in El Cajon, California

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 29, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id)

202 *shakes head sadly*

https://tinyurl.com/2uht6298

Not today, commies. Not today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 29, 2024 08:38 PM (di6C2)

203 201 Place yer bets~!!

@Breaking911 10m
DEVELOPING: Scanner reports indicate multiple shooting victims at or near a dentist office in El Cajon, California
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 29, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id)

A guy saw how much they charge for a crown these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 29, 2024 08:40 PM (di6C2)

204 123
Posted by: Archimedes at February 29, 2024 08:08 PM

Archimedes, please report for mephitic penguin droppings clean up detail. Archimedes to penguin cleanup detail.

Posted by: The Barrel at February 29, 2024 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)

205
I saw Cage Free Duck Fat open for…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Toe Fat of course!

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Toe_Fat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

206 Trump's claims of a migrant crime wave are not supported by national data
An NBC News review of available 2024 crime data shows overall crime levels dropping in cities that have received the most migrants.

-
Yeah, we're living in a paradise of peace because of the newcomers.*

*Update your style books. "Newcomers" is the new Biden-approved term.

https://tinyurl.com/3frmrtum
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 08:37 PM (FVME7)

---------------

Yes. I bet the baseline is the 2020 BLM riots and murder sprees.

I'm sure 10 million people, mostly young men, coming to a strange country with no jobs, no housing, no clothes, no vehicles and living on the streets is a recipe for Utopia.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 29, 2024 08:40 PM (++4z6)

207 Jesse Rodriguez
@JesseRodriguez
Trump's claims of a migrant crime wave are not supported by national data. An NBC News review of available 2024 crime data shows overall crime levels dropping in cities that have received the most migrants.


Amazing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 29, 2024 08:41 PM (PGK1w)

208 And duck fat. Duck fat popcorn is sublime.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Do you have to eat it with your pinkie extended?
Posted by: mikeski adjusts his monocle at February 29, 2024 08:29 PM

That would be ghey. And lame.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 08:41 PM (Wnv9h)

209 I only use cage free naturally locally sourced free range spray on duck fat.
Posted by: fd

is it SUSTAIABLE AND FAIR TRADE?

Posted by: Blue haired pierced an tattooed trans-Miklos at February 29, 2024 08:41 PM (v+0wn)

210 Or OCD whatever it takes.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 29, 2024 08:36 PM

Rejected. People who really have OCD refer to it as CDO.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

211 >An NBC News review of available 2024 crime data shows overall crime levels dropping in cities that have received the most migrants.

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I believe NBC's findings came first, then the actual 'review'

Posted by: Don Black at February 29, 2024 08:42 PM (geLO8)

212 137 Hey nurse, about that hug thing this morning. I'm fucking First!
Posted by: Ben Had at

Yes ma'am!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 08:42 PM (sfObP)

213 Ben Had

We know what we like.
And it is the mental attitude and wisdom of the 'ettes.

I don't focus on the wonderful physicality of them, because they mostly are excellent shots. Some are sure death with a weapon, if you displease them.

Nurse ratched, sharon (willow's apprentice), and the delightful screaming in digital have entered the chat.

I's say many more positive things about sharon (willow's apprentice), but she got my Maple Syrup door prize from me at a NoVAMoMeet by asking sweetly, and implying my life could be longer if I did what she wanted.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

214 I only use cage free naturally locally sourced free range spray on duck fat.
Posted by: fd

is it SUSTAIABLE AND FAIR TRADE?
Posted by: Blue haired pierced an tattooed trans-Miklos
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VEGAN AND GLUTEN FREE???!!11!

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 08:44 PM (1eY81)

215 Hey, Ben Had! I put the TX MoMe on the work calendar today :-)

Has the Horde ever made it through an entire thread with zero boob mentions?
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 08:30 PM

1. Most excellent. You will go to 300 yards and beyond. You will do this.

B. That would be like a thread without sunshine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 08:44 PM (Wnv9h)

216 "is it SUSTAIABLE AND FAIR TRADE?
Posted by: Blue haired pierced an tattooed trans-Miklos"

Yes. This duck fat will save the planet, and I'm helping.

Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 08:44 PM (vFG9F)

217 So earlier, before I had to step out for work, I noticed a video saying 'Israel allegedly opens fire on Palestinians just waiting for aid delivery.'

Now there is a video 'Israel accused of opening fire on civilians in Gaza!'

Yeah, you fuckers accused them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 29, 2024 08:44 PM (di6C2)

218 Amazon has brands of cage free duck fat. Really?
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Yeah, but wait until you get the bill, Jamaica!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 08:44 PM (2yu8s)

219 Hey nurse, about that hug thing this morning. I'm fucking First!
Posted by: Ben Had at

Would it be impolite to ask the identity of “First”?

Posted by: RI Red at February 29, 2024 08:44 PM (2hOms)

220 211 >An NBC News review of available 2024 crime data shows overall crime levels dropping in cities that have received the most migrants.

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I believe NBC's findings came first, then the actual 'review'
Posted by: Don Black at February 29, 2024 08:42 PM (geLO

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Since they mention 2024, it sounds like they are comparing January 2024 numbers to the entirety of 2023.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 29, 2024 08:45 PM (++4z6)

221 screaming in digital, you just made my day. I venture a day without boobs on AoS would be after the apocalypse. Keep boobin on, guys. I love ya
Posted by: Ben Had

AceThread 2: Electric Boobaloo

Posted by: Miklos is in possession of Adult Beveriges at February 29, 2024 08:45 PM (v+0wn)

222 I believe NBC's findings came first, then the actual 'review'
Posted by: Don Black


FedGov Science. Start with the conclusion and work backwards to prove it. Cherry pick data accordingly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 29, 2024 08:45 PM (PGK1w)

223 Iroquois v. Comanches

Who wins?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Sure as shit not the Shawnee. They were mostly farmers and city builders.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 08:45 PM (WaBzL)

224 I bet 100 Quatloos on the Newcomers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 29, 2024 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

225 I drove to Casa Grande today in search of the Studebaker that AZjaeger had told me about. Did not find it, and I drove the relevant block several times. No harm no foul. I was able to fill up the 'burb for $3.07 a gallon though, and drove back by way of Coolidge and Florence. Nice break, it was.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:46 PM (tkR6S)

226 VEGAN AND GLUTEN FREE???!!11!
Posted by: screaming in digital

FREE US!!!!

Posted by: the Glutens at February 29, 2024 08:46 PM (v+0wn)

227 I saw Cage Free Duck Fat open for…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Camel, at the Swan Dive, on The Snow Goose tour in '75.

Posted by: mikeski at February 29, 2024 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

228 Yikes. I stumbled across a vid on "How Navy Boot Camp Instructors Are Trained". Much of it is all feelz. Pretty discouraging.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 29, 2024 08:47 PM (V8he0)

229 I eat French fries only if they're made from free range potatoes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 08:47 PM (FVME7)

230 I bet 100 Quatloos on the Newcomers.

I'll take the under line on the Lutherans.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 08:47 PM (WaBzL)

231 {{{screaming in digital}}}

Note the proper hand placement and quick release.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

232 +0wn)

210 Or OCD whatever it takes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 29, 2024 08:36 PM

Rejected. People who really have OCD refer to it as CDO.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

Only that? Seems kinda compulsive.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 29, 2024 08:48 PM (wM304)

233 Has the Horde ever made it through an entire thread with zero boob mentions?
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 08:30 PM

1. Most excellent. You will go to 300 yards and beyond. You will do this.

SiD, we actually discussed this last weekend.
I’m going to try like heck to get back to TX. We need more long range shooters.

Posted by: RI Red at February 29, 2024 08:48 PM (2hOms)

234 Yes ma'am!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 08:42 PM

Don't mess with Texas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 08:49 PM (a3Q+t)

235 So earlier, before I had to step out for work, I noticed a video saying 'Israel allegedly opens fire on Palestinians just waiting for aid delivery.'

Now there is a video 'Israel accused of opening fire on civilians in Gaza!'

Yeah, you fuckers accused them.
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Dozens of Palestinians have been killed in a three-part disastrous delivery of humanitarian aid to Palestinians in northern Gaza.

The picture is still far from clear, but according to the IDF, the vast majority of Palestinians were killed while trampling each other to get to around 30 aid trucks around 4:00 a.m.

Hamas, without providing evidence, accused the IDF of committing a “massacre.”

BBC – Israel-Gaza war: More than 100 killed as crowd waits for aid, Hamas-run health ministry says.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 08:49 PM (2yu8s)

236 Dear {{{Salty}}}

Thank you for a much needed smile!

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 08:50 PM (1eY81)

237 I eat French fries only if they're made from free range potatoes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 08:47 PM (FVME7)

When ordering liver and onions, I never fail to ask for boneless liver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:50 PM (tkR6S)

238 Yikes. I stumbled across a vid on "How Navy Boot Camp Instructors Are Trained". Much of it is all feelz. Pretty discouraging.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

I don't know but I've been told
Blacks deserve reparations good as gold

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 08:50 PM (FVME7)

239 Apaches vs Comanches

Maybe that actually occurred.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 08:51 PM (MNhXM)

240 I eat French fries only if they're made from free range potatoes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I have never seen anyone working at McDonald's wearing a jaunty beret.

Posted by: Miklos is not mistaken at February 29, 2024 08:52 PM (v+0wn)

241 So earlier, before I had to step out for work, I noticed a video saying 'Israel allegedly opens fire on Palestinians just waiting for aid delivery.'

So honestly - how many people even here have ever been to Israel ? Ever set foot next to the Gaza Strip or West Bank ?

I have, twice. Second time was the last time, 10/7. They tell you, if you care to listen and ask, that you do NOT take a "taxi" anywhere near the Strip - because Gaza is like the Hotel California for anyone American or White in general.

My point being, Gaza isn't a helpless culture hijacked. Hamas is the expression of popular political will there. Reap the wind - sow the whirlwind.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 08:53 PM (WaBzL)

242 I have never seen anyone working at McDonald's wearing a jaunty beret.
Posted by: Miklos is not mistaken at February 29, 2024 08:52 PM (v+0wn)

James Bond got his start wearing a jaunty Beretta.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:54 PM (tkR6S)

243 Apaches vs Comanches
Maybe that actually occurred.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson

Of course not. The natives learned war from the white man. America was all hippie love-ins until we showed up.

Posted by: mikeski at February 29, 2024 08:54 PM (DgGvY)

244 When ordering liver and onions, I never fail to ask for boneless liver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Save the liver!

Posted by: Miklos as Dan Ackroyd as Julia Child at February 29, 2024 08:55 PM (v+0wn)

245 Apaches vs Comanches

Maybe that actually occurred.

When the tribes weren't fighting us, they fought each other. Just how it worked.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 08:55 PM (WaBzL)

246 239 Apaches vs Comanches

Maybe that actually occurred.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson


Yes. The Apache's fared poorly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 29, 2024 08:56 PM (PGK1w)

247 Alizarin Crimson

Actually did. The Apaches lost big time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

248 My point being, Gaza isn't a helpless culture hijacked. Hamas is the expression of popular political will there. Reap the wind - sow the whirlwind.
Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 08:53 PM (WaBzL)

Gazans are feral humans, not people as we understand the term.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:56 PM (tkR6S)

249 Screaming in Digital, if you’re still here:

Hey, how are you)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:56 PM (9yWhg)

250 When ordering liver and onions, I never fail to ask for boneless liver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And cruelty-free onions.

They don't make you cry when you slice them.

Posted by: mikeski at February 29, 2024 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

251 34 Wife came home one day and banned all seed oils, especially canola. Everything soy is banned, too.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 29, 2024 07:44 PM (IG7T
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What does your wife use now?
What about olive oil then? That is oil from the pulp as well as the pip in the center.

Posted by: Ciampino - tallow? at February 29, 2024 08:56 PM (qfLjt)

252 In their territory, it was Comanches vs. everybody.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 08:57 PM (a3Q+t)

253 249 I mean, how are you?

Damn hiccups.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 08:58 PM (9yWhg)

254 What about olive oil then? That is oil from the pulp as well as the pip in the center.
Posted by: Ciampino

The cheap pomace has its advantages, especially for frying.

Posted by: Chef Miklosio at February 29, 2024 08:58 PM (v+0wn)

255 1. Most excellent. You will go to 300 yards and beyond. You will do this.

SiD, we actually discussed this last weekend.
I’m going to try like heck to get back to TX. We need more long range shooters.
Posted by: RI Red
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You have to make it to TX! Especially because I'll probably miss NoVa.

I had hoped to spend most of my time on the rifle range last year but my AR did not cooperate. I was shocked to hit 2 of 3 at 200, thanks to RMBS. Along with shooting Duncanthrax's 12 gauge, one of the highlights of my year.

If I'm driving solo this year, I'll bring moar stuff. I have a buncha rifles I don't even know how to shoot.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 08:58 PM (1eY81)

256 Israel Defense Forces @IDF
This morning humanitarian aid trucks entered northern Gaza, residents surrounded the trucks and looted the supplies being delivered. As a result of the pushing, trampling and being run over by the trucks, dozens of Gazans were killed and injured.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom
The facts about the chaos in Gaza this morning:
1) The IDF was securing a humanitarian corridor for aid to reach northern Gaza, as they have done the last four nights.
2) At 4:45 AM, thousands of Gazans swarmed the convoy of trucks and began looting aid.
3) The IDF tanks securing the corridor fired a few shots into the air to try to disperse the mob. When that didn't work, the tank commander opted to retreat.
4) No IDF strike was conducted toward the convoy.
5) The IDF is working around the clock to facilitate aid to Gazan civilians.
6) There are no limits on the amount of aid allowed into Gaza

David Collier@mishtal
Almost all the Gazans who died today in Nth Gaza died either as they attacked lorries carrying aid or were killed by armed Palestinian gangs.
Not from Israeli fire.
And western media once again becomes nothing but a Hamas propaganda arm spreading [demonising Israel].

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 08:59 PM (2yu8s)

257 Gazans are feral humans, not people as we understand the term.

Israel has the same problem with Gazans that we're getting ready to have with MS-13 and Somalians and Chinese here. Lets be honest - Israelis are also to blame. For admitting Gazans and West Bankers in and trying to work them for cheap. Sound familiar ?

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 08:59 PM (WaBzL)

258 They don't make you cry when you slice them.
Posted by: mikeski

Paw, that 'un makes me cry

Posted by: Charlene Darling at February 29, 2024 08:59 PM (v+0wn)

259 I eat French fries only if they're made from free range potatoes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 08:47 PM (FVME7)

When ordering liver and onions, I never fail to ask for boneless liver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:50 PM (tkR6S)


Goes well with vegan beets.

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 08:59 PM (V13WU)

260 I have never seen anyone working at McDonald's wearing a jaunty beret.
Posted by: Miklos is not mistaken
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I would not be shocked to see someone working at the Waffle House wearing only a jaunty beret

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 08:59 PM (1eY81)

261 I will save my flame...(Have you seen the gas prices in Commiefornia these days)

for the ONT.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 29, 2024 09:00 PM (TDvv2)

262 There is a new pub open in Apache Junction, called the Cat Wagon. It is withing walking distance from the house here, so I am going walk down there and have a beer and some food.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 09:00 PM (tkR6S)

263 Hey, how are you)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Hey, B. Thanks for asking. Rough day yesterday, 2nd anniversary of J's death. Better today. How about you?

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:01 PM (1eY81)

264 I would not be shocked to see someone working at the Waffle House wearing only a jaunty beret
Posted by: screaming in digital

Darleen charges extra for that

Posted by: Miklos makes the change at February 29, 2024 09:01 PM (v+0wn)

265 When ordering liver and onions, I never fail to ask for boneless liver.

I just tell the server to hold the liver and the onions.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 29, 2024 09:01 PM (V8he0)

266 Yes the IDF would open fire on Palis waiting for aid because it is so to their advantage to do so .

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:01 PM (MNhXM)

267 I had to help someone reassemble their 1911 today.

How do you get to adulthood without knowing how to change a tire, scramble some eggs, or clean and reassemble a 1911?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)

268 36 Why would a lab keep a chimp for 28 years? Were they doing tests on how long a chimp could live in a cage?

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 07:44 PM (MNhXM)
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Unbelievably cruel.

Posted by: Ciampino - Big fine and some prison time? at February 29, 2024 09:02 PM (qfLjt)

269 Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)


did you ax that person that very question ?

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 09:03 PM (V13WU)

270 Yes the IDF would open fire on Palis waiting for aid because it is so to their advantage to do so.

Best thing they could do is pull back, quit trying so hard, and film them going feral on each other. But that isn't in the Israeli Jew cultural ethos. Too bad for them.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 09:03 PM (WaBzL)

271 I just tell the server to hold the liver and the onions.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

In classy joints, they're called "serveur".

Posted by: Classy Miklos, classy like you wouldn't believe at February 29, 2024 09:03 PM (v+0wn)

272 In classy joints, they're called "serveur".
Posted by: Classy Miklos, classy like you wouldn't believe at February 29, 2024 09:03 PM (v+0wn)


garçon !

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 09:05 PM (V13WU)

273 Sinwar tells his sand rat terrorists, We have the Israeli's right where we want them. From his hidey hole.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 09:05 PM (SwYJN)

274 For what do you use canola oil ? Is it for salads, or grilling or what ???
Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 07:37 PM (V13WU)

And inflammation. Causes it, not cures it by the way

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2024 09:06 PM (D7oie)

275 259 I eat French fries only if they're made from free range potatoes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 08:47 PM (FVME7)

When ordering liver and onions, I never fail to ask for boneless liver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 08:50 PM (tkR6S)


Goes well with vegan beets.

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 08:59 PM (V13WU)
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Are those beets gluten-free?

Posted by: Ciampino - food - time for dinner at February 29, 2024 09:06 PM (qfLjt)

276 did you ax that person that very question ?
Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 09:03 PM

No, I was polite. But our schools clearly are not teaching life skills.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 09:06 PM (a3Q+t)

277 I just tell the server to hold the liver and the onions.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

In classy joints, they're called "serveur".
Posted by: Classy Miklos, classy like you wouldn't believe at February 29, 2024 09:03 PM (v+0wn)

In classy joints, they don't serve you the organ that functions as the filter for an animal. Its like Ford offering you the option to re-use the same oil filter during the 5K service.

Nothing good comes out of that chicken liver, or beef liver, or any other damn liver. It's a filter. That animal didn't even want to circulate what's trapped in there.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 09:06 PM (WaBzL)

278 How do you get to adulthood without knowing how to change a tire, scramble some eggs, or clean and reassemble a 1911?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)

I have never had occasion to take down and reassemble a 1911, but if you handed one to me, and said "have at it", I would, after first making certain that the mag was out of it and the chamber empty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 09:06 PM (tkR6S)

279 Apaches vs Comanches

Maybe that actually occurred.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson

Yes. The Apache's fared poorly.
Posted by: Puddleglum

A lot of the problems that settlers in parts of the Southwest had with Apaches was because the Commanches had driven them off their (Apache) lands. The Commanches were pretty bad-ass. A good introduction to them is "The Empire of the Summer Moon".

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 29, 2024 09:06 PM (tjZg/)

280 Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 09:06 PM (WaBzL)

Never had Foie gras?

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:08 PM (MNhXM)

281 No , they don't serve liver in klassy joints. They just serve Foie gras.

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 09:08 PM (V13WU)

282 If I'm driving solo this year, I'll bring moar stuff. I have a buncha rifles I don't even know how to shoot.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 08:58 PM (1eY81)

Now, don’t tease.

Posted by: RI Red at February 29, 2024 09:08 PM (2hOms)

283 How do you get to adulthood without knowing how to change a tire, scramble some eggs, or clean and reassemble a 1911?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)

At least for me, growing up in a household where the old man was partial to Dan Wesson revolvers was part of the answer.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 09:08 PM (WaBzL)

284 garçon !
Posted by: runner


Yeeesss?

https://tinyurl.com/49petzvx

Posted by: Frank "miklos" Nelson at February 29, 2024 09:08 PM (v+0wn)

285 If I'm driving solo this year, I'll bring moar stuff. I have a buncha rifles I don't even know how to shoot.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 08:58 PM

*channels inner Yoda*

Teach you, we can. Yes, mmmm.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 09:09 PM (Wnv9h)

286 How do you get to adulthood without knowing how to change a tire, scramble some eggs, or clean and reassemble a 1911?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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I made it to [well past 29] without ever touching a firearm, but proud that I can now clean and reassemble my beloved 1911.

I grew up in possibly the only house in the South with I) zero gubs and 2) two parents who voted for Carter. Twice.

(My brother and I couldn't even have toy guns. Closest thing we had to a weapon was a Star Wars inflatable light saber.)

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:10 PM (1eY81)

287 My father always did the dad joke and called them Whore De Orves.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:10 PM (MNhXM)

288 256 Easy now...deep breath.

You should know by now that all of these horrific reports are nothing more than "Red Crescent" feeds to the MSM which reports verbatim without a single Fact Check (Wait...is not "FACT CHECKING" a useful tool of the Commie Pinko Rainbows in this country?) So then, our MSM just blindly reports ANYTHING that HAMAS, HEZZBOLA, and IRAN gives them as NEWS?

YEP...that's about right.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 29, 2024 09:10 PM (TDvv2)

289 "Newcomers" huh?

The USA is now Alien Nation. Great.

Can we give them sour milk & then throw them into the ocean?

Posted by: JQ at February 29, 2024 09:10 PM (njWTi)

290 Never had Foie gras?

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:08 PM (MNhXM)

No. And even if they say it in French, goose liver is still liver. That goose, while being force fed, still was depending on that liver to filter out certain things.

I've also never taken a sip from an old dudes colostamy bag. One sounds the same as the other. Pretty sure, if the old dude is a young force fed kid, one would be the same as the other.

No thanks.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 09:11 PM (WaBzL)

291 Wesson oil??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 09:11 PM (2yu8s)

292 Greenland has three traffic lights in the whole island. And they're just four-way stops. They blink red all the time.. .or so I've read.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 29, 2024 09:13 PM (MeG8a)

293 As nasty as Hamas is,
They are pussies compared to the Comanches.

Read "Empire of the Summer Moon"

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 09:14 PM (opN2i)

294 Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 09:11 PM (WaBz

My point was it’s served at classy joints. Never had it but if I could it a snail I guess I could eat goose liver.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:14 PM (MNhXM)

295 *channels inner Yoda*

Teach you, we can. Yes, mmmm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
---
*channels Luke Skywalker*

I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:16 PM (1eY81)

296 I had a Darth Vader punching bag. My brother and I beat the shit out of that thing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 09:16 PM (R4t5M)

297 https://gunfreezone.net/3699-yards-away/

Check it out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 29, 2024 09:16 PM (cOq4q)

298 My point was it’s served at classy joints. Never had it but if I could it a snail I guess I could eat goose liver.

And my point is, they could serve a turd on a fine piece of garnish with a five star garnish. It's still a turd.

Goose liver, snails, and such aren't any better just because the scenery is better. It's still all shit you'd serve slaves back in the Antebellum days.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 09:16 PM (WaBzL)

299 I grew up in possibly the only house in the South with I) zero gubs and 2) two parents who voted for Carter. Twice.

(My brother and I couldn't even have toy guns. Closest thing we had to a weapon was a Star Wars inflatable light saber.)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:10 PM

O_o

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 09:17 PM (Wnv9h)

300 Foie gras?

Ah ...such a fine delectable food paired with a
1980 Chateau Latour, Pauillac, France like I could ever have that feast...

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 29, 2024 09:17 PM (TDvv2)

301 Offal is awful!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 09:17 PM (SwYJN)

302 My brother and I couldn't even have toy guns. Closest thing we had to a weapon was a Star Wars inflatable light saber.)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:10 PM

Did your brother turn out like you or your parents?

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:19 PM (MNhXM)

303 Alas,

My Backyard BBQ will have to do...

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 29, 2024 09:19 PM (TDvv2)

304 *channels inner Yoda*

Teach you, we can. Yes, mmmm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
---
*channels Luke Skywalker*

I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:16 PM

*looks at 1,000 yard steel*

You will be...yes...you will be.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 09:19 PM (Wnv9h)

305 Offal is awful!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 29, 2024 09:17 PM

Don't be trashing my foies gras and sweetbreads now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 09:21 PM (Wnv9h)

306 Having read Empire of the Summer Moon, I still have nightmares

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 29, 2024 09:22 PM (MeG8a)

307 Wesson oil??
Posted by: andycanuck

Florence Henderson has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 09:22 PM (R4t5M)

308 Wesson oil is soybean oil. Blecch.

Posted by: JQ at February 29, 2024 09:23 PM (njWTi)

309 Foie gras?

Ah ...such a fine delectable food paired with a
1980 Chateau Latour, Pauillac, France like I could ever have that feast...
Posted by: Nightwatch

And some pork rinds

Posted by: Redneck Gourmet Miklos at February 29, 2024 09:23 PM (v+0wn)

310 How do you get to adulthood without knowing how to change a tire, scramble some eggs, or clean and reassemble a 1911?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I was at a pew pew shop not too long ago when a gentlemen walked up to the counter, displayed a sidearm and asked the counterman what caliber this 'thang' used.

A young lady, who just happened to be standing near him, asked if she could take a look. She took the weapon from him, removed the magazine, cleared it, and told him, in detail, what he had there.

This girl couldn't have been more than 14-15. Gotta love the South.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 09:23 PM (o33NW)

311 Screaming in digital,
My parents gave me and my little brother Socker Boppers. We brawled something fierce with those things.

We also had cap guns.

When we came up to Seattle to visit my cousins, we had Roman candle wars. It was awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 09:24 PM (sfObP)

312 Florence Henderson has entered the chat.
---------
Get the oil, Greg Barry.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 09:24 PM (2yu8s)

313 Did your brother turn out like you or your parents?
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson
---
Somewhere in between, I'd say. Closer to me, but not a gun nut. (Of course it took me til age 47 to get there.)

He's a good dude and my hero since the day I was born.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:25 PM (1eY81)

314 I had a Darth Vader punching bag. My brother and I beat the shit out of that thing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

No one does Darth Vader better than Eddie Izzard.

https://youtu.be/Sv5iEK-IEzw?si=a6koteTX7DQCacLS

Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 09:26 PM (o33NW)

315 Foie gras?

Ah ...such a fine delectable food paired with a
1980 Chateau Latour, Pauillac, France like I could ever have that feast...
Posted by: Nightwatch

And some pork rinds
Posted by: Redneck Gourmet Miklos at February 29, 2024 09:23 PM (v+0wn)

Might as well put out the good white tablecloths ... and some Funyuns.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 09:26 PM (WaBzL)

316 My parents gave me and my little brother Socker Boppers. We brawled something fierce with those things.

We also had cap guns.

When we came up to Seattle to visit my cousins, we had Roman candle wars. It was awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched
---
That is awesome! I missed out on a few things, but we did get to be free range kids for the most part.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:27 PM (1eY81)

317 Wesson oil??
Posted by: andycanuck

Oh it's that kind of party!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 09:27 PM (o33NW)

318 Foie gras?

Ah ...such a fine delectable food paired with a
1980 Chateau Latour, Pauillac, France like I could ever have that feast...
Posted by: Nightwatch

And some pork rinds
Posted by: Redneck Gourmet Miklos at February 29, 2024 09:23 PM (v+0wn)

Grits!

Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 09:27 PM (V13WU)

319 A young lady, who just happened to be standing near him, asked if she could take a look. She took the weapon from him, removed the magazine, cleared it, and told him, in detail, what he had there.

This girl couldn't have been more than 14-15. Gotta love the South.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 09:23 PM

I'll bet she could also whip up some delicious cornbread, time a distributor, hook things up to a PTO, and goes to church on Sunday. Some kids are getting good parenting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 09:31 PM (a3Q+t)

320 Grits!

Grits actually make sense. You can pair grits with some things. Like a creamy sauce and shrimp or lobster. Or biscuits with the right gravy.

You know what you pair tripe or liver or any other organ meat with ? Your dog - if you don't worry too much about your dog making it long enough to see the morning.

Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 09:31 PM (WaBzL)

321 Get the oil, Greg Barry.
Posted by: andycanuck

THAT IS OUR THING

Posted by: Marsha at February 29, 2024 09:31 PM (v+0wn)

322 I was not "RAISED" with guns...

Yet I discovered them (in my 20's) to be VERY USEFUL TOOLS to keep from being robbed again at gunpoint... by teenagers of the CULTURE in ski masks...

like I was in OAKLAND back in the day...What is the saying..."A Conservative is a former Liberal who was robbed at gunpoint?"

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 29, 2024 09:31 PM (TDvv2)

323 Grits!
Posted by: runner

Kiss mine!

pls

Posted by: Flo, feeling a bit lonely at February 29, 2024 09:32 PM (v+0wn)

324 by teenagers of the CULTURE in ski masks...
-----
Swedes??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 09:33 PM (2yu8s)

325 Have a great night, everyone.

May your ammo stocks be filled by the Ammo Queen, and your sights be zeroed with no effort.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 29, 2024 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

326 Brands: because we aren't socialists.
Grades: because they have myriad ways of getting the oil out of the olives.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 08:14 PM (bqI7E)

And leave it to the Italians to invent the concept of "extra virgin"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2024 09:34 PM (D7oie)

327 Has anybody seen this video of Kiffness, who's the guy who makes the singing cat videos, with Mariana Mirenda? She is charming.

https://youtu.be/8IeU79NpcU8?si=ldsNKqw2vXP5Ho10

Posted by: Smallish Bees at February 29, 2024 09:34 PM (wxer3)

328 'night, Salty. Big hugs to you.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:35 PM (1eY81)

329 316 My parents gave me and my little brother Socker Boppers. We brawled something fierce with those things.

We also had cap guns.

When we came up to Seattle to visit my cousins, we had Roman candle wars. It was awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched
---
That is awesome! I missed out on a few things, but we did get to be free range kids for the most part.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:27 PM (1eY81)

Mom was anti gun... Dad was OK with em... so Older Bro got cool gun toys early, but by the time I came along, could not even have dart guns.

Did anyway... just hid em from Mom.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 29, 2024 09:36 PM (xaFKb)

330 149 Salty

L'Anse aux Meadows, on the coast of northern Newfoundland, resolves any and all disputes as to whether there were Viking settlements in North America.

L'Anse is not a tiny gold pendant here, or a Rune Stone (maybe) there. It's a SETTLEMENT.

It's one of the most remote places on earth, at least to an American eye. Apparently the Vikings LIKED remote.

L'Anse was established as a Viking ship fixit garage-- to fix and/or replace the iron parts of a boat.

The settlement only lasted for a few decades, & there isn't a whole lot of it left.

Minnesota? Maybe, maybe not. Newfoundland? DEFINITELY.

I've never visited there (few have, altho there IS a park). Just read about it & saw the photos.

Posted by: mnw at February 29, 2024 09:37 PM (NLIak)

331 All this talk of liver make me nauseous.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 29, 2024 09:38 PM (8sMut)

332 FUNYUMS

Gross "tu plaisantes"

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 29, 2024 09:40 PM (TDvv2)

333 All this talk of liver make me nauseous.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 29, 2024 09:38 PM

You're not alone.

Posted by: Lutefisk at February 29, 2024 09:40 PM (a3Q+t)

334 This girl couldn't have been more than 14-15. Gotta love the South.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 09:23 PM

I'll bet she could also whip up some delicious cornbread, time a distributor, hook things up to a PTO, and goes to church on Sunday. Some kids are getting good parenting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

An All-in-One is rare.

Therefore Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen (sometimes Carleen, the cousin).

Sometimes there is Safety in Numbers.

Sometimes not.

Posted by: Miklo kinows better than to complain at February 29, 2024 09:41 PM (v+0wn)

335 Which screw-top wine pairs with Moon Pies?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2024 09:42 PM (4I/2K)

336
He's a good dude and my hero since the day I was born.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:25 PM (1eY81)

👍

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:42 PM (MNhXM)

337 And leave it to the Italians to invent the concept of "extra virgin"
Posted by: Kindltot

Si

Posted by: the Sabine Women at February 29, 2024 09:42 PM (v+0wn)

338 324

CHUCKLE...No my friend...OBAMA's people you silly SOB!

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 29, 2024 09:43 PM (TDvv2)

339 Try MD 20/20

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 29, 2024 09:44 PM (TDvv2)

340 Which screw-top wine pairs with Moon Pies?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Ripple with a Froissantce of champagne.

Champipple

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford, Grady, and Miklos at February 29, 2024 09:44 PM (v+0wn)

341 208 And duck fat. Duck fat popcorn is sublime.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Do you have to eat it with your pinkie extended?
Posted by: mikeski adjusts his monocle at February 29, 2024 08:29 PM

That would be ghey. And lame.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 08:41 PM (Wnv9h)
----
Shouldn't that be ghee and lame?

Posted by: Ciampino - chewing the fat tonight at February 29, 2024 09:46 PM (qfLjt)

342 'Sup, Hordelings? Just got home from a 2-hour pickleball session. Enjoying some bourbon to ease my aching old bones.

Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:46 PM (eNASR)

343 327 Has anybody seen this video of Kiffness, who's the guy who makes the singing cat videos, with Mariana Mirenda? She is charming.

https://youtu.be/8IeU79NpcU8?si=ldsNKqw2vXP5Ho10
Posted by: Smallish Bees


Mariana Merenda is delightful, isn't she.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 29, 2024 09:47 PM (PGK1w)

344 Which screw-top wine pairs with Moon Pies?
Posted by: Count de Monet
---
Everybody knows you have an RC Cola with Moon Pies.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:47 PM (1eY81)

345 Vikings in North America:
https://tinyurl.com/bdbj9mp
1:03 minutes

Archaeological sites air tour:
https://tinyurl.com/3bdbs7nr
2:30 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 09:47 PM (2yu8s)

346 I've never visited there (few have, altho there IS a park). Just read about it & saw the photos.
Posted by: mnw at February 29, 2024 09:37 PM (NLIak)

Not easy to get to, but worth the trip!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 29, 2024 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

347 When I was in school in Hungary in Days of Yore, we got fried liver every Wednesday. The other guys were happy, because they got mine.

Posted by: Miklos, a Man of Fixed Opinions at February 29, 2024 09:48 PM (v+0wn)

348 Which screw-top wine pairs with Moon Pies?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2024 09:42 PM

Manischewits?*

*or however you spell it

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 09:49 PM (Wnv9h)

349 Everybody knows you have an RC Cola with Moon Pies.
Posted by: screaming in digital

TRUST THE SCIENCE

Posted by: Miklos, who showed up at a Kollidge a few times at February 29, 2024 09:49 PM (v+0wn)

350 Everybody knows you have an RC Cola with Moon Pies.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:47 PM (1eY81)

SiD speaks wisdom!

Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:49 PM (eNASR)

351 My Dad wasn’t a gun guy or a hunter but he bought me a 870 Wingmaster 410 pump shotgun when I was 9 so I could go squirrel hunting with one of our family friends. Before that , either for birthdays or Christmas , I always got a BB or pellet gun. My mom was great too because she never objected.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:49 PM (MNhXM)

352 Shouldn't that be ghee and lame?
Posted by: Ciampino - chewing the fat tonight at February 29, 2024 09:46 PM

Well played.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 09:50 PM (Wnv9h)

353 Vikings in Greenland...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmbY-GrM8pI

Posted by: davidt at February 29, 2024 09:50 PM (SYTee)

354 Manischewits?*

*or however you spell it
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

That is for making Sillabub.

This may be an entirely Carolina Thing.

Posted by: Miklos, who has made it because Easy at February 29, 2024 09:51 PM (v+0wn)

355 COL 1 CHI 0 end of 1st 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at February 29, 2024 09:51 PM (geLO8)

356 Which screw-top wine pairs with Moon Pies?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2024 09:42 PM

Which Moon Pie?

There's more to Moon Pie than "Moon Pie".

http://www.moonpie.com

Posted by: Lutefisk at February 29, 2024 09:52 PM (a3Q+t)

357 Everybody knows you have an RC Cola with Moon Pies.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:47 PM (1eY81)

SiD speaks wisdom!
Posted by: Doof

The dual Wisdom of SiD and Doof is indisputable.

Posted by: Miklos, Respected Elder at February 29, 2024 09:52 PM (v+0wn)

358 Not gonna make it to the ONT ( sure relief for most of you )

Night Horde

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 29, 2024 09:53 PM (TDvv2)

359 we called them 'scooter pies'

Posted by: Don Black at February 29, 2024 09:53 PM (geLO8)

360 The dual Wisdom of SiD and Doof is indisputable.
Posted by: Miklos, Respected Elder at February 29, 2024 09:52 PM

There is iron in their words.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 09:54 PM (Wnv9h)

361 Boones Farm Strawberry Hill , Slim Jims and a jacuzzi brings back fond memories.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:54 PM (MNhXM)

362 Everybody knows you have an RC Cola with Moon Pies.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 09:47 PM (1eY81)

SiD speaks wisdom! There is iron in the words of SiD for all Morons to see.
Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:49 PM

Suggestion to achieve compliance with The Style Guide.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 29, 2024 09:54 PM (a3Q+t)

363 we called them 'scooter pies'
Posted by: Don Black

In India, Holy Cows are called "scooters".

Posted by: Nimrata Haley at February 29, 2024 09:55 PM (v+0wn)

364 Nothing good comes out of that chicken liver, or beef liver, or any other damn liver. It's a filter. That animal didn't even want to circulate what's trapped in there.
Posted by: Pimp Hand of Reality at February 29, 2024 09:06 PM (WaBzL)

Kidneys, you are thinking kidneys. The liver does some filtering but it processes proteins, stores fats and pumps out hormones and sugars on demand.

Kidneys have to be cleaned well or they smell like piss.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2024 09:55 PM (D7oie)

365 [i/]The dual Wisdom of SiD and Doof is indisputable.
Posted by: Miklos, Respected Elder at February 29, 2024 09:52 PM

There is iron in their words.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 09:54 PM (Wnv9h)

You guys are too kind!

BTW - around here, the word iron is pronounced "arn"

Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:56 PM (eNASR)

366 El Cajon, CA shooting.
1 possibly 2 deceased. 1 maybe 2 injured
Suspect still on the loose. suspect as 29-year-old Mohammed Abdulkareem driving a UHaul truck.

Posted by: marinemom at February 29, 2024 09:56 PM (ep6ak)

367 And some pork rinds
Posted by: Redneck Gourmet Miklos at February 29, 2024 09:23 PM (v+0wn)

Chicharones? My people call them pork rinds.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2024 09:57 PM (D7oie)

368 361 Boones Farm Strawberry Hill , Slim Jims and a jacuzzi brings back fond memories.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:54 PM (MNhXM)

The fizzy effervescence of the Strawberry Hill blends and deepens the savory complexity of the Jim that is Slim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 29, 2024 09:58 PM (di6C2)

369 El Cajon, CA shooting.
1 possibly 2 deceased. 1 maybe 2 injured
Suspect still on the loose. suspect as 29-year-old Mohammed Abdulkareem driving a UHaul truck.
Posted by: marinemom at February 29, 2024 09:56 PM (ep6ak)

Cop killed today serving eviction notice in Independence MO. 2 others seriously wounded. Perp apprehended. No description or name given.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 09:58 PM (MNhXM)

370 367 And some pork rinds
Posted by: Redneck Gourmet Miklos at February 29, 2024 09:23 PM (v+0wn)

Chicharones? My people call them pork rinds.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2024 09:57 PM (D7oie)

I thought Chicharrons were more the hard bits. I like the crispy light ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 29, 2024 09:59 PM (di6C2)

371 And leave it to the Italians to invent the concept of "extra virgin"
Posted by: Kindltot

Hasn't even let a guy get to second base.

Posted by: mikeski at February 29, 2024 10:00 PM (DgGvY)

372 NOOD - WD-ONT

Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 10:00 PM (eNASR)

373 'Night all. Thanks for cheering me up tonight! Y'all are the best.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 29, 2024 10:00 PM (1eY81)

374 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 29, 2024 09:58 PM (di6C2)

Heh . I may have said something similar at the time to make my Jacuzzi sweetie laugh.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 10:00 PM (MNhXM)

375 Shouldn't that be ghee and lame?
Posted by: Ciampino - chewing the fat tonight at February 29, 2024 09:46 PM (qfLjt)

Um, ghee and lamé is . . . BOLLYWOOD!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 29, 2024 10:01 PM (D7oie)

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