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Mid-Morning Art Thread
John French Sloan
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 09:30 AM (V13WU)
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Posted by: Piper at February 29, 2024 09:31 AM (2UJ+q)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 29, 2024 09:32 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 09:32 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Tuna at February 29, 2024 09:32 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 09:31 AM (Wnv9h)
In after the 'nood' call too.
I was shocked......
It's a big enough umbrella, but it's always me who winds up getting wet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 09:32 AM (V13WU)
DATE1924, 1925
ARTIST John Sloan (American painter, etcher, and illustrator, 1871–1951)
MEDIUM Oil on canvas
DIMENSIONS 30 1/8 × 40 1/8 in. (76.5 × 101.9 cm)
frame: 38 1/4 × 48 in. (97.2 × 121.9 cm)
Not on view.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 29, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 29, 2024 09:33 AM (oyVa+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 09:33 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 29, 2024 09:33 AM (CsUN+)
Would have preferred another sexy woman in bed though.
Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:33 AM (Uzylu)
Posted by: Mahboob in Pakistan at February 29, 2024 09:33 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: venezuelan illegal at February 29, 2024 09:34 AM (2yu8s)
Would have preferred another sexy woman in bed though.
Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:33 AM (Uzylu)
I'm actually sorry I missed that one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 29, 2024 09:34 AM (ENQN6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Ciampino - and then .... at February 29, 2024 09:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 09:33 AM (HnUIn)
24 I've always wondered about the wisdom of running herds of animals over something you intend to eat. They have the same thing at Mt. Vernon.
Posted by: Archimedes
Why don't they listen to us? We're clearly wise.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 29, 2024 09:34 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: moslem illegal at February 29, 2024 09:34 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 09:34 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Doof
Yo Doof:
CBD gave us a false sense of security there for a few days!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (hOUT3)
John French Sloan
Date: 1924
Style: New Realism
Genre: genre painting
Media: oil, canvas
Dimensions: 76.7 x 102.1 cm
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 29, 2024 09:34 AM (CsUN+)
++++
The Curse of Cassandra. It's a burden we all bear.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 09:32 AM (V13WU)
Not his fault. The ancient knowledge of details were lost during the Napoleonic War. They weren't rediscovered until the '30s.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove'
You should revisit: they were hilarious then, and they are hilarious now. Possibly the most fun I've ever had at a rodeo. Sheep-wrangling, etc. with the kids?
That is exceptional entertainment.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (9yXr+)
The Curse of Cassandra. It's a burden we all bear.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (HnUIn)
Hooz bitch dis iz?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Consecutive days. A trifecta was probably too much to expect.
Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:36 AM (Uzylu)
Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 09:36 AM (MvF+J)
Consecutive days. A trifecta was probably too much to expect.
Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:36 AM (Uzylu)
Seems I missed a lot this week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 29, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)
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What awkward language. "Not on view?" Why? Wouldn't "Not on display" or "Not exhibited" be more normal ways of putting that?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 09:36 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Doof
Infidel!! All those sexy goats, and you want a WOMAN??!!!
-- Mohammed M. Mohammed
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 09:36 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Gref at February 29, 2024 09:36 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: Doof
Yo Doof:
CBD gave us a false sense of security there for a few days!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (hOUT3)
Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened!
Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:37 AM (Uzylu)
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 09:37 AM (bWsRe)
Not a *single* piece.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 09:37 AM (yoeut)
Posted by: Mahboob in Pakistan at February 29, 2024 09:33 AM (9yXr+)
Mahb, you gonna have to pick out another goat, you're related to that one!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 29, 2024 09:37 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
I have to admit, I never thought of using goats as threshers. But now who really wants to then separate goat poop from the wheat?
Not me.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 09:38 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Archimedes
C'mon, man!
They're just making goatmeal.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2024 09:38 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Goat isn't really all that tasty.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 09:38 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 09:38 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Doof
And now my silly, random brain is playing the Three's Company theme in my head. Gah!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 29, 2024 09:38 AM (igi3K)
I have to admit, I never thought of using goats as threshers. But now who really wants to then separate goat poop from the wheat?
Not me.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 09:38 AM (WXNFJ)
Can goats shit and run at the same time?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:37 AM (Uzylu)
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LOL! I am.
The first time I say Wyeth's "Day Dream" was here on the Art Thread. It made me buy a print. It's hanging on the wall of my office above my computer monitor. I see it every day. I just have to glance up.
I have contemplated that painting during many a boring or enraging conference call.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 09:39 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 09:39 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 09:39 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 29, 2024 09:38 AM (igi3K)
Come and knock on our door......
We'll be waiting for you.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 09:39 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: fd at February 29, 2024 09:40 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
How about what what they really mean:
"You're too poor for us to let you see it, you poor motherfucker poor-ey poor-poor?"
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 09:40 AM (9yXr+)
15 Is it terrible I think this looks like a paint by numbers piece?
Good morning!
Posted by: Piper
I was thinking the same thing!
Posted by: mpfs at February 29, 2024 09:40 AM (7OHwG)
Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 09:40 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Doof
Yo Doof:
CBD gave us a false sense of security there for a few days!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM
What is not being sexy about this painting?!
Posted by: Mohammed M. Mohammed at February 29, 2024 09:40 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at February 29, 2024 09:40 AM (7rzgu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
Goats can eat, shit, and run all at the same time.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 09:41 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (R4t5M)
++++
#truth
Surly, belligerent, escape artist assholes.
If you ever think about keeping goats, don't.
If you decide to anyway, here's a "life hack" for keeping them contained:
Throw a bucket of water at the fence. Wherever the water gets through, a goat will get through.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 09:41 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 09:41 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Sponge
Don't know but I'd wager we can get a monster Fed Govt. grant to look into it.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 09:41 AM (lxX+z)
Goats can eat, shit, and run all at the same time.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 09:41 AM (9yXr+)
Now THAT'S talent right there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Goat Owner at February 29, 2024 09:42 AM (HnUIn)
I like this painting, though. The artist has the New Mexico colors and landscape just right, if a little blurry.
Posted by: huerfano at February 29, 2024 09:42 AM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 29, 2024 09:43 AM (igi3K)
Going to be some soggy, poopy wheat.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: tubal at February 29, 2024 09:43 AM (BCVJL)
Posted by: Juicy Smolyay at February 29, 2024 09:43 AM (5DS49)
Posted by: Goat Owner at February 29, 2024 09:42 AM
My mom always called my cousin before we went to her house to visit so that she would pen the goats up.
Posted by: huerfano at February 29, 2024 09:43 AM (Q4KYm)
Posted by: huerfano
It's all the peyote growing around there.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 09:44 AM (yoeut)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 29, 2024 09:43 AM (igi3K)
A little bit of goat shit never hurt anyone.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 09:44 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 29, 2024 09:44 AM (2ijlT)
Posted by: The Goat community at February 29, 2024 09:44 AM (RIvkX)
Also theoretically 'Art' isn't depreciated unless it is a permanent gift but there are ways around that. So this piece is very likely in some 'museum' both in secure storage and depreciating for tax purposes until it's sold at private auction to some Chinese collector (money launderer).
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 09:45 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Mohammed Al Durka Durk at February 29, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
And then the Comanches came…
Posted by: tubal at February 29, 2024 09:43 AM (BCVJL)
Comanches got stamina!
Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:45 AM (Uzylu)
Posted by: JTB at February 29, 2024 09:46 AM (zudum)
Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 09:46 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: The Goat community
Come to us, we will give you the love you crave and deserve.
-- the Muslim world
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 09:46 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Ashcan School Rules! at February 29, 2024 09:47 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: The Goat community at February 29, 2024 09:44 AM (RIvkX)
++++
It is but a tiny down payment on the sum you richly deserve.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 09:47 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
It's not bad if you add enough spices so you can't taste the goat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 29, 2024 09:48 AM (zhLdt)
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2024 09:48 AM (AwYPR)
AI is going to get us all killed.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 09:48 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: The Goat community at February 29, 2024 09:48 AM (RIvkX)
Nicely presented, CBD. Thank you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 09:49 AM (HU4DS)
Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 09:49 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
********
The Legend of the Threshing Floor - a limerick
Threshing wheat in the muck and the slime
Rising up from the grit and the grime
The best of the best
He towered o'er the rest
It's Billy...the G.O.A.T
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 09:49 AM (991eG)
SpaceX Crew-8 - LC39-A - KSC
February 29th at 7:55 p.m. ET
http://tinyurl.com/yswjyer4
This is a manned launch.
Posted by: Ciampino - and then .... up up and away at February 29, 2024 09:49 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ashcan School Rules! at February 29, 2024 09:47 AM (V5BDR)
Go see them before the whole place is nothing but Hunter's fingerpaintings
Posted by: Doof at February 29, 2024 09:50 AM (Uzylu)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 09:41 AM (9yXr+)
Not unlike Joe Biden... assuming you define "run" really loosely.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 29, 2024 09:50 AM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 09:50 AM (991eG)
AI is going to get us all killed.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 09:48 AM (2yu8s)
++++
DDG is not great. Never has been.
For an alternative to domestic Big Tech, try Qwant (France) or Yandex (Russia). Yandex has similar problems to Google when it comes to Russian politics, but outside of that it produces decent results and its image search is fairly sophisticated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 09:50 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: red speck at February 29, 2024 09:50 AM (0Id0S)
...
...And Little Brown Miguel ran the goats round and around in circles,
until they turned into Migas!
And his madre, Big Maria made a big batch of Breakfast Tacos from the delicious migas for Little Brown Miguel and his padre Jumbo Gordo.
And they ate Breakfast Tacos until their bellies were fat and full.
And they all lived happily ever after.
_The Story of Little Brown Miguel
I denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2024 09:50 AM (nFnyb)
Trump wins all of them. Interestingly the margins don't change much if at all, whether it's 2 way race or a 5 way race.
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 09:50 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 09:51 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2024 09:51 AM (AwYPR)
Sure, his fingers, that's what he used.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 29, 2024 09:51 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: a moslem with rabies at February 29, 2024 09:51 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 09:51 AM (m7zyM)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 09:51 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 09:51 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 09:35 AM (R4t5M)
Very much so. Or at least the Nubian lead doe my family had when I was growing up sure was. "Smart and self-directed" is great in human children. It's hell when describing a farm animal.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 09:51 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
The definition wouldn't be the only thing 'loose'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 29, 2024 09:51 AM (yoeut)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 09:41 AM
I appreciate your proper use of commas.
Posted by: huerfano at February 29, 2024 09:52 AM (Q4KYm)
Brewmate dot com: Agriculture and Threshing Floors in Ancient Israel By Patrick Scott Smith, M.A. Writer and Researcher
Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 29, 2024 09:53 AM (GshMh)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-40 - SLC-40 - CSFS - Space Affairs Livestream
http://tinyurl.com/yc35knak
NOW NOW
(this one snuck up on me)
Posted by: Ciampino - and then ... up up and away at February 29, 2024 09:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: huerfano at February 29, 2024 09:52 AM (Q4KYm)
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Bullshit.
Posted by: Oxford Comma, weeping alone in the corner at February 29, 2024 09:53 AM (HnUIn)
Well hell so can our President
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 29, 2024 09:54 AM (oyVa+)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 09:54 AM (m7zyM)
Posted by: Oxford at February 29, 2024 09:54 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 09:54 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 29, 2024 09:54 AM (ufFY8)
-- King David
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 09:54 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 09:49 AM (HU4DS)
Tinnitus, huh?...Me too.
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 09:55 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 09:55 AM (NpAcC)
I believe the word is "primitive." It's the polite, artsy word for "amateur."
Posted by: red speck at February 29, 2024 09:55 AM (0Id0S)
(this one snuck up on me)
Posted by: Ciampino
*********
Aha! It caught you "out to launch", eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 09:56 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Asking for a wingman at February 29, 2024 09:56 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 29, 2024 09:57 AM (VwHCD)
I believe the word is "primitive." It's the polite, artsy word for "amateur."
Posted by: red speck at February 29, 2024 09:55 AM (0Id0S)
This painting represents the apex of Sloan's Goat Period.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2024 09:57 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 09:58 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Muldoon'
I admit I, at times, hate Muldoon. Dude is quick on the draw and can lasso some words like a little kid at a goat rodeo.
Posted by: Asking for a wingman at February 29, 2024 09:58 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2024 09:58 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at February 29, 2024 09:59 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 29, 2024 09:59 AM (oyVa+)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 29, 2024 09:59 AM (Akjoo)
The propaganda on this is so strong. It is impossible for the working and middle class to ever buy a house, so the regime’s goal is to make it seem like owning a home is kinda meh.
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 09:59 AM (bWsRe)
(this one snuck up on me)
Posted by: Ciampino
*********
Aha! It caught you "out to launch", eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 09:56 AM (991eG)
----
Indeed I was baffled.
Posted by: Ciampino - and then .. up up and away at February 29, 2024 09:59 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: red speck at February 29, 2024 09:55 AM (0Id0S)
"Primitive" and "Amateur" are so very judgmental.
"Early works" is where it's at!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 29, 2024 09:59 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 09:58 AM (MvF+J)
I had no idea Gilligan's first name was Vince. Being from NM, though, explains why he was so unhelpful in fixing the Minnow.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (zhLdt)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (CecP5)
I ordered a rainbow version with a fine nib. It's an extravagance since I already have plenty of good fountain pens but I have always been intrigued by the crescent filler mechanism and the Mark Twain connection.
Posted by: JTB at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (zudum)
---
I've long put forth the theory there are 3 things that increase the freedom and wealth of the populace: 1) more land, 2) better weapons, 3) better transportation.
I've not added technology, especially the internet, to that because the fundamental advantages of those 3-- they either allowed you to escape oppressive government or fight back against them.
Government is the destroyer of freedom and wealth.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (svRow)
"Primitive" and "Amateur" are so very judgmental.
"Early works" is where it's at!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 29, 2024 09:59 AM (hOUT3)
"Yeah buddy."
- - - - Pronhub
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Khmer Rouge at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: Asking for a wingman at February 29, 2024 09:56 AM (9yXr+)
*****
The white ones... No.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Mom always cooked it in a Crock-pot. It could be seasoned like any slow-cook beef dish.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division'
I think that's technically a 'Circle Pit' but I've only seen them in footage of Euro pits. They look terrifying in the conformity and herd motion, I think I prefer the elbows-out flailing of bowling-alley punk shows attended by destitute retards.
Posted by: Asking for a wingman at February 29, 2024 10:01 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (RHGPo)
Russian stooges !
Posted by: It's me donna at February 29, 2024 10:01 AM (Akjoo)
Posted by: runner at February 29, 2024 09:32 AM (V13WU)
That would be one talented 10 year old.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 10:01 AM (MNhXM)
Not everything is hate filled and shitty. I love (most of) y'all, but lighten up. I hug every last one of you if it makes you feel any better.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 10:02 AM (IUmF8)
Meh.
Posted by: Khmer Rouge at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (nFnyb)
Yeah, just looked it up.
Tons of remakes, too.
Classic.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 29, 2024 10:02 AM (ufFY8)
I fell in love with a New Mexican goat
Nighttime would find me in Rosa's corral
Music would play and Cabra would whirl
Posted by: zombie marty robbins at February 29, 2024 10:02 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: The Goat community at February 29, 2024 09:48 AM (RIvkX)
Ha! I knew you were imposters! Real goats say "Mahhhhh". Often with vigor and volume.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 10:03 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 10:03 AM (991eG)
I ordered a rainbow version with a fine nib. It's an extravagance since I already have plenty of good fountain pens but I have always been intrigued by the crescent filler mechanism and the Mark Twain connection.
Posted by: JTB'
The Family Law lawyer that did my will used a fountain pen. I think he might have stolen it from the Post Office back when they still used them.
Posted by: Asking for a wingman at February 29, 2024 10:03 AM (9yXr+)
For the fountain pen fans, Goulet Pens is having a clearance sale on the Conklin Mark Twain Crescent Filler Fountain Pen.
Fountain pens and left-handedness don't mix.
*kicks rock*
Posted by: naturalfake at February 29, 2024 10:03 AM (nFnyb)
“Most COVID-19 deaths and hospitalizations last year were among people 65 years and older. An additional vaccine dose can provide added protection ... for those at highest risk,” CDC Director Dr. Mandy Cohen said in a statement.
I had my last Covid shot around Halloween. I thought I WAS getting the updated vaccine. I'm confused.
This is just to "boost" the latest (updated) vaccine as older adults (along with some having certain medical conditions) need "extra" to keep the protection going. (i.e., the shots are still not at an "annual only" stage yet for certain populations)
I expect it is the same as the current shot, so it's a matter of just getting another dose!
Had all the shots and then I caught it. Very mild case. Was in bed for 2 days, but not real sick. Did test positive for it. I’ll get the shot this week if anyway.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 29, 2024 10:04 AM (JCZqz)
Ashamedly, I just settle for a gel pen in .07mm.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at February 29, 2024 10:04 AM (DIB8X)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:04 AM (2yu8s)
The Supreme Court on Wednesday laid out a hearing schedule on former President Donald Trump's claims of presidential immunity that raises significant doubts that the election interference case against him will go to trial before the 2024 election. Former Justice Department prosecutor Andrew Weissmann discusses.
... Weissmann seems to miss the irony of an election interference case
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 10:04 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 29, 2024 10:04 AM (ZRv4p)
Oh my god these people will never let this shit go will thy?
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 10:04 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2024 09:58 AM (AwYPR)
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"The Killing Floor" is the first 'Reacher' book by Lee Child and probably the best, though "Worth Dying For" is possibly just as good.
Posted by: Ciampino - and then BANG at February 29, 2024 10:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched'
Well, I'm in a good mood, being up all night and now drinking Victoria and making bestiality jokes!
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:05 AM (9yXr+)
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 29, 2024 10:05 AM (ufFY8)
http://tinyurl.com/4kaawn2c
Posted by: Archimedes at February 29, 2024 10:05 AM (CsUN+)
Most things are hateful and shitty. Most things are also hilarious. There's a huge amount of overlap in those Venn circles, and most us live in it. So laugh about it. It's all most of us can do, aside from crying.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:05 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:05 AM (2yu8s)
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He's pretty good at missing the point.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 29, 2024 10:05 AM (hWxEy)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working'
I take mine from my bank.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:06 AM (9yXr+)
"Early works" is where it's at!
*******
Rustic
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 10:06 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 10:06 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 29, 2024 10:04 AM (JCZqz)
++++
So which interpretation is correct?
1. "The disease against which I was vaccinated laid me out for two days. #Winning."
2. "The disease against which I was vaccinated made me sick enough to justify taking a couple of days off work. #Winning."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)
That's what the JJS morning thread is for. Work the hate out there before the Art Thread.
Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 10:06 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:07 AM (9yXr+)
1. "The disease against which I was vaccinated laid me out for two days. #Winning."
2. "The disease against which I was vaccinated made me sick enough to justify taking a couple of days off work. #Winning."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)
SHUT UP AND WEAR THE RIBBON!!
- Pfizer
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 10:07 AM (bWsRe)
Had none of the shots and then I caught it - it was a while ago... beta, I think. Very mild case. Was in bed for 2 days, but not real sick. Did test positive for it. Still not getting the shot.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 29, 2024 10:07 AM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Momma at February 29, 2024 10:07 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 10:06 AM (bWsRe)
++++
Likely. Unless there's an actual revolution in the GOP, this goes on until the GOP dies.
My money is on the GOP dying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 10:06 AM (bWsRe)
Oh it's changing, alright. Whoever sends that turtle out to sea will be the last important Republican in American history.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:08 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: BillyD at February 29, 2024 10:08 AM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: gp Abides at February 29, 2024 10:08 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: nurse ratched'
Thank you Nurse !
Posted by: JT at February 29, 2024 10:08 AM (T4tVD)
Biden physical surprise findings:
- He arrived with his stool sample already in his pants: The doctor appreciated the president's initiative.
- The suspicious mole on his arm turned out to just be melted chocolate ice cream: This was discovered when he licked it off mid-exam.
- There was a crayon up his nose that's been pressing on the frontal lobe of his brain this whole time: Well, that explains a lot!
- There's a tapeworm living in Biden's intestines that he nicknamed "Barack": Sounds about right.
- His lungs are half-filled with hair from young girls: Stop sniffing so hard, Joe!
- He's under the impression that his wife is a doctor: Poor guy.
- His carotid arteries are 98% blocked with chocolate chip ice cream: Two percent of blood reaching the brain - not bad.
- His cognitive ability is the best of any president in history: Wait a minute...
- There are currently three different types of dementia warring for supremacy in his brain: It's anybody's ball game!
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 10:09 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: nurse ratched
___
Not everything. Just 92%.
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 10:09 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:06 AM (9yXr+)
Seriously. My bank puts out those cheap pens in a cup and half of them are either out of ink or don't write. On the other hand, I haven't had to go into a bank for some time now so I have to steal my pens from the office supply locker.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at February 29, 2024 10:10 AM (DIB8X)
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He's pretty good at missing the point.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 29, 2024 10:05 AM (hWxEy)
Oh, he can catch the point, IYKWIM. -- Mayor Pete
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 29, 2024 10:10 AM (zhLdt)
Never panic buy, never panic sell. Slow and steady wins the retirement race.
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I could use a hug.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (igi3K)
Posted by: nurse ratched'
As long as you play with my butt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp Abides'
And they make that super-sexy ink splotch on the lower corner of your shirt pocket that the chicks totally dig!
Posted by: Naive, sad, boy at NASA that thinks Space will get him laid at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (9yXr+)
I could use a hug.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (igi3K)
*hugs*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (0FoWg)
http://tinyurl.com/4kaawn2c
Posted by: Archimedes at February 29, 2024 10:05 AM (CsUN+)
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Cornyn is a c*nt.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (JeYYB)
"Officials say a strike on a crowd of Palestinians waiting for aid in Gaza City has killed at least 70 people."
Sounds like "Jooooos bomb hospital", don't it??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:12 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 10:12 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working'
AS long as they're free or stolen, that's the important thing.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:12 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 29, 2024 10:13 AM (igi3K)
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 10:06 AM (bWsRe)
++++
You guys said.the same thing about McCarthy.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 10:13 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (0FoWg)
++++
You can get custom pens in bulk from Pen Island.
www.penisland.net.
No joke. That's the name of the company and the URL. I don't know if they did it on purpose or not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:13 AM (HnUIn)
"Officials say a strike on a crowd of Palestinians waiting for aid in Gaza City has killed at least 70 people."
Sounds like "Jooooos bomb hospital", don't it??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:12 AM (2yu8s)
People gathering for aid makes Hamas look like it's failing it's citizens. They can't have that, so they blew them up to show the others to stay away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Super relevant insight in this piece of USA Today "sports journalism" trash:
Hey why doesn't this black girl who just made 5th place on the all-time college scoring list get as much attention as the white girl who just sets the record?????? Huh???? Could it be.... racism????
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at February 29, 2024 10:13 AM (TIizU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 10:02 AM (IUmF
Being knocked down repeatedly at 8 years old, for the crime of existing, by a goat who is double your own weight will do that to a person.
Up against the metal waterer at 12 for trying to check on another doe sort of cements the opinion.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 10:14 AM (nC+QA)
Assholes.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 29, 2024 10:14 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 10:14 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:12 AM (9yXr+)
++++
Do you want to know why your savings interest is so low? This is why, right here.
Damn marauders.
Posted by: Your Local Bank at February 29, 2024 10:14 AM (HnUIn)
Ewww not from you!
JK, thanks buddy
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 29, 2024 10:13 AM (igi3K)
The TRUTH comes OUT!
*sigh*
*kicks rock*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
www.penisland.net.
No joke. That's the name of the company and the URL. I don't know if they did it on purpose or not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
We know you use them to write down the URLs of your girls.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:15 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (JeYYB)
*****
Cornyn is scum.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 10:15 AM (NpAcC)
*unzips pants*
Posted by: Hamas Spokesman at February 29, 2024 10:15 AM (b62um)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)
There you go, SheHobbit.
Or did I just clandestinely call you a Jooooooo at ZeroHedge??
Never mind.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:17 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
But enough about Biden's Depends.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:18 AM (m7zyM)
You're at the top of my list in October!
Except
That sponge and Doof both grab my butt, so they may actually get to jump The line.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 10:18 AM (VTZ1R)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (CecP5)
Not a chance. His work is thoroughly amateurish at best, and I want this thread to be a bit of a respite for the weary, rather than another angry political thread.
Or did you really mean another Lucian Freud? Because THAT I will accommodate!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2024 10:18 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 10:18 AM (991eG)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 10:18 AM (991eG)
++++
It would have been so much worse!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (2yu8s)
You can get custom pens in bulk from Pen Island.
www.penisland.net.
No joke. That's the name of the company and the URL. I don't know if they did it on purpose or not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:13 AM (HnUIn)
"If art is your game, Pencil Dick's is the name.
Stop by today for the biggest selection of art supplies in the nation!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Of course, in the summers, you'd have had to deal with meeting Georgia O'Keeffe. Nothing I've read about her life suggests she was a beloved person, or even pleasant much of the time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice'
Crayons. For years they were like dust in the wind, and then suddenly it stopped and now I have crayons in containers that haven't been touched in YEARS. I'd donate them but over half are peeled off or broken or chewed on, some are brand-new in the boxes but seriously, is there some age-cutoff?
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (9yXr+)
- Leftists
Posted by: Montec at February 29, 2024 10:20 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 29, 2024 10:20 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 10:18 AM (991eG)
++++
It would have been so much worse!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM
Logic checks out!
- DU
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 10:20 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 10:20 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (NpAcC)
Trump SAID pussy. He just should've painted them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo'
I'm okay with that.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:20 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 29, 2024
***
"Be wise, all; take Xyzal!"
Posted by: The Owl in the TV Spots at February 29, 2024 10:21 AM (J2vNu)
It bothers me that they don’t even seem to care about pulling Virginia. I don’t think that’s a good sign.
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:21 AM (m7zyM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (0FoWg)
and scissors. and cash in your wallet.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2024 10:21 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ciampino - and then BANG at February 29, 2024 10:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (9yXr+)
++++
There's no cut-off. I don't know what's wrong with your family, but something is up. Crayons are a lifetime thing for normal people.
Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at February 29, 2024 10:22 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2024 10:18 AM (gSZYf)
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Have you ever done an ancient cave painting?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 29, 2024 10:22 AM (GBKbO)
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I was guessing a misguided Hamasshole missile but that fits too as Hamas has been caught shooting at Displaced Persons fleeing the bombing zones after being warned by the IDF; and shooting at DPs walking to the Egyptian border. Still, the human shield element is possible too.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:22 AM (2yu8s)
John French Sloan
This is so lovely. Living in and having photographed all over New Mexico I have more than a passing interest in art that depicts the state. From my reading, mostly about photography, New Mexico, became something of a place of pilgrimage for artists in the 1920s to the 1940s with Santa Fe being the epicenter of their interest. The reasons for their interest are many but a significant part of it comes from the elevation, over 7,000 feet, and the clarity and color of the light that comes from that and the latitude. Then there is land, I often call it church and I mean it; there is a certain tangible spirituality to it. And finally the culture in this painting is still here even thought it has been transformed by a century of change. Mr Solan got right over the bulls eye of the spirit of my adopted home in this painting, especially those three elements I noted.
If you ever find yourself in Santa Fe I cannot encourage you enough to visit the State's art museum and the Georgia O'Keefe museum down the street.
Most certainly, I would hang this one.
Posted by: lost in space at February 29, 2024 10:22 AM (jIoy9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM
Logic checks out!
- DU
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
We love the science sexually!!!
Posted by: Branch Covidians at February 29, 2024 10:23 AM (JCZqz)
Don't care. The multi-flesh-tone crayons are great.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:23 AM (9yXr+)
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Biden says last year the U.S. had "one of the lowest rates of all violent crimes in more than 50 years."
-
Yeah, you can't hardly find a thief, rapist, murderer, or arsonist these days. (Except for Trump.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:23 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden'
Oh, okay, we were worried there for a minute.
Posted by: The U.S. Marines at February 29, 2024 10:24 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (NpAcC)
And when I think of Georgia O'Keefe, I always think of ....
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2024 10:24 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)
Her old man took nudies of her frolicking in the studio.
Firm.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 29, 2024 10:24 AM (2ijlT)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:21 AM (m7zyM)
We've been told, repeatedly, by Virginians, that fedgov now owns Virginia and fedgov is pretty monolithically opposed to Trump.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 29, 2024 10:25 AM (zhLdt)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (NpAcC)
And when I think of Georgia O'Keefe, I always think of ....
Posted by: Count de Monet
Yes?
Posted by: lost in space at February 29, 2024 10:25 AM (jIoy9)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 29, 2024 10:25 AM (7fElN)
Goats sorta suck. I like 'em, but they're asshoe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:25 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024
***
In '28 or '29, I think, Taos farther up in the mountains had a mysterious and still-unsolved murder case. A wheeler-dealer businessman was found dead in the house he was renting from a local socialite (who, oddly, was a friend of O'Keeffe's). The body had been beheaded, and the head was found in the next room, having been savaged by the dead man's dog. I can't recall if the authorities only guessed at his identity because the face had been chewed beyond recognition -- or if the face was clearly his.
Posted by: The Owl in the TV Spots at February 29, 2024 10:25 AM (J2vNu)
Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Biden says last year the U.S. had "one of the lowest rates of all violent crimes in more than 50 years."
-
Yeah, you can't hardly find a thief, rapist, murderer, or arsonist these days. (Except for Trump.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:23 AM (FVME7)
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Is he saying that gun control isn't necessary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 29, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:26 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:26 AM (m7zyM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 10:26 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024
*
Her old man took nudies of her frolicking in the studio.
Firm.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 29, 2024
***
Even when young, her face has always reminded me of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Posted by: The Owl in the TV Spots at February 29, 2024 10:26 AM (J2vNu)
That sponge and Doof both grab my butt, so they may actually get to jump The line.
Posted by: nurse ratched
If that's the price for FIRST!!!!! I'm down.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 29, 2024 10:27 AM (igi3K)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:26 AM (m7zyM)
++++
Typical. The French use the wrong word for everything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:11 AM (0FoWg)
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I don't have any kids and they still vanish about 2 minutes before I need one.
I suspect a lot of them are under furniture (5 cats).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 29, 2024 10:28 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:26 AM (m7zyM)
++++
Typical. The French use the wrong word for everything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn)
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You should see what they call a computer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 29, 2024 10:28 AM (GBKbO)
So she was an angry lesbian?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 29, 2024 10:28 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (NpAcC)
...and trains.
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2024 10:28 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini'
With Pasolini?
I'll have to think about that.
Posted by: The U.S. Marines at February 29, 2024 10:28 AM (9yXr+)
If that's the price for FIRST!!!!! I'm down.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 29, 2024 10:27 AM (igi3K)
"Come to the TxMoMe for girl on girl action."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 29, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
I would love that pen, but think I'll pass. I do have a Conklin with that nib and it's better than the Conklin nib. I should replace the nib on the factory one.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 29, 2024 10:28 AM (yeEu9)
Posted by: The Owl in the TV Spots at February 29, 2024 10:26 AM (J2vNu)
Yeah, not a looker but even if she has the face of a Grouper, just turn them upside down and your good to go.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 29, 2024 10:29 AM (2ijlT)
- Leftists
Posted by: Montec
One of the women in my Rosary group said something very similar just yesterday. It absolutely astounds me how some otherwise level headed folks can totally suspend their powers of reasoning when it comes to the clot shot. Amazing.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 10:29 AM (lxX+z)
In his comments Tuesday, Woods argued the 'dirty secret' is that customers weren't willing to pay for the added cost of cleaner fossil fuels.
-
That's a 10-4, good buddy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:29 AM (FVME7)
Smh...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 10:29 AM (Wnv9h)
I wonder if that art colony is also why Indian stuff from there -- and not used, ancient vessels but stuff made literally for the early 20th century tourist trade -- is so expensive on the U.S. Antiques Roadshow?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:29 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: The Owl
That sounds like New Mexico. Here is Las Cruces there are a couple of "unsolved" murders of prominent people dating back to around 1900. Cows, sheep, and deeds caused more than a few problems.
Posted by: lost in space at February 29, 2024 10:29 AM (jIoy9)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:26 AM (m7zyM)
The French word for "paper clip" is "trombon." Which kinda makes sense when you look at a paper clip.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 10:29 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 10:29 AM (lxX+z)
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"My case of polio was very mild after my 13th booster."
-No one, ever, for some reason
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 29, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)
If you ever find yourself in Santa Fe I cannot encourage you enough to visit the State's art museum and the Georgia O'Keefe museum down the street.
Posted by: lost in space at February 29, 2024
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Seconded and thirded. From my very first visit to NM in 1992 to this day, I've loved the landscape and the quality of the light and the long history (Albuquerque is as old as Nawlins, Santa Fe even older).
Posted by: The Owl in the TV Spots at February 29, 2024 10:30 AM (J2vNu)
"I got all the shots and still got it."
Square that circlle
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 10:18 AM (991eG)
Nobody says "I got vaccinated for polio, but I still caught polio, but it's OK, I got a mild case, only one of my legs is paralyzed."
Posted by: BillyD at February 29, 2024 10:31 AM (F6Xpw)
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Jerry Seinfeld has a bit about that how 1960's kids like himself had to use lightly-shaded orange to get [white] skin tones instead of kids having it easy today with Flesh crayons. I remember the orange trick too BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:31 AM (2yu8s)
- Leftists
Posted by: Montec
"...xe just died suddenly one day. No idea why..."
- Leftists' associates
"...and holy shit, the clots we found prepping the remains..."
- Leftists' undertakers
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 29, 2024 10:31 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 10:32 AM (QLpfE)
People keep being surprised that there is money laundering and bribery going on with FedGov.
That is the POINT of FedGov.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:32 AM (ibTVg)
Thu 29 Feb 2024 08.27 EST
‘There is no crisis’: Biden will find calm not chaos at Texas border visit
President will visit the well-regulated crossing at Brownsville while Trump will make dueling trip to hotspot 300 miles upstream
Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 29, 2024 10:33 AM (GshMh)
Japan's birth rate hits record low: Over two people died for every baby born 👀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:33 AM (FVME7)
I just noticed my hash. Am I gay or some other flavor of mentally ill?
What are my pronouns? I am so confused.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 10:33 AM (lxX+z)
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Soros' D.A.s refusing to prosecute isn't the same as "lower", Joe, just like a 3% increase to inflation isn't a drop because it's not 5%.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:33 AM (2yu8s)
What is he talking about I just got a bigger air conditioner.
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 10:33 AM (ASVTS)
"I got all the shots and still got it."
Then: If you just get the two shots you'll never get COVID
Now: If you get all the shots you might get a slightly less bad case of COVID.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:33 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: The Owl
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That sounds like New Mexico. Here is Las Cruces there are a couple of "unsolved" murders of prominent people dating back to around 1900. Cows, sheep, and deeds caused more than a few problems.
Posted by: lost in space at February 29, 2024
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The Manby murder (I recalled the name) almost sounds like the core of a 1933 Ellery Queen, The Egyptian Cross Mystery, where a series of bodies are found headless and essentially crucified to a signpost, a totem pole, and a ship's radio mast. I wonder if the Queen cousins read about this case and it started them thinking.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 10:33 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 29, 2024 10:19 AM (NpAcC)
...and trains.
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2024 10:28 AM (AwYPR)
And trucks, and prison, and gettin' drunk.
It could just be the perfect country and western song!
Posted by: David Allan Coe at February 29, 2024 10:34 AM (4I/2K)
Thu 29 Feb 2024 08.27 EST
‘There is no crisis’: Biden will find calm not chaos at Texas border visit
President will visit the well-regulated crossing at Brownsville while Trump will make dueling trip to hotspot 300 miles upstream
Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 29, 2024 10:33 AM (GshMh)
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Maybe we could set up an *actual* duel along the border between Trump and FJB. Winner gets the Presidency.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 29, 2024 10:34 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: David Allan Coe at February 29, 2024 10:34 AM (4I/2K)
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Not without mama. Or rain.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:34 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (QLpfE)
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 10:29 AM (9yWhg)
When you buy earplugs, if they have Frenchy talk scribbled on the box, it says "tampons." I laugh whenever I see them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (0FoWg)
1. "The disease against which I was vaccinated laid me out for two days. #Winning."
2. "The disease against which I was vaccinated made me sick enough to justify taking a couple of days off work. #Winning."
Posted by: Joe Mannix
3. The vax is a not very effective against a virus that is not much more dangerous than common cold. But you must get it to show loyalty to the cult.
Posted by: Ripley at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (JojsZ)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (m7zyM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus'
I wanted to say it's also the word for the FAMAS but I recalled while posting it's 'Le Bugle'.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (9yXr+)
White House Calls for Sanctuary Cities to Cooperate With ICE Now That Border Crisis Is Voters' Number One Issue
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (FVME7)
Now: If you get all the shots you might get a slightly less bad case of COVID.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:33 AM (ibTVg)
Which is still a lie, as there's no evidence to support that claim.
None.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 10:33 AM (lxX+z)
Daughter had a friend who was assigned female at birth, presents as female (and cute!), only dates boys, and insists on "they" as a pronoun because she is non-binary.
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (ASVTS)
Some person in authority, I don't know who, very likely the Astronomer Royal,
Has decided that, although for such a beastly month as February, twenty-eight days as a rule are plenty,
One year in every four his days shall be numbered as nine and twenty.
Through some singular coincidence - I shouldn't be surprised if it were owing to the agency of an ill-natured fairy,
You are the victim of this clumsy arrangement, having been born in leap year, on the twenty-ninth of February,
And so, by a simple arithmetical process, you'll easily discover,
That though you've lived twenty-one years, yet, if we go by birthdays, you're only five and a little bit over!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 29, 2024 10:36 AM (DeFcY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (FVME7)
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LOL. Send federal troops to break the nullification crisis or cut off their funding.
You know, like you've been threatening to do to Texas because they're actually trying to enforce the law.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:36 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:26 AM (m7zyM)
The French word for "paper clip" is "trombon." Which kinda makes sense when you look at a paper clip.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 29, 2024 10:29 AM (9yWhg)
It's like they have a different word for everything! Help him! He spoke French!
Posted by: Let's Get Small at February 29, 2024 10:36 AM (4I/2K)
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Margaret Dumont??
The body had been beheaded, and the head was found in the next room,
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You cut off his head; you cut off his arms; you cut off his legs. How could you, Mrs Dick?!
http://tinyurl.com/4krpk96a
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:36 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 29, 2024 10:36 AM (yeEu9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (QLpfE)
This!
Blue pinky finger syndrome.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at February 29, 2024 10:37 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 10:37 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:37 AM (m7zyM)
Posted by: blaster
Since there is only 'binary' and 'non-binary', is that a binary choice?
Hmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 10:37 AM (lxX+z)
White House Calls for Sanctuary Cities to Cooperate With ICE Now That Border Crisis Is Voters' Number One Issue
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (FVME7)
It's like having an abusive parent, they're not going to take you to the ER if nothing's broken, and the bruises can all be hidden by clothing, but as soon as you fracture the kid's skull, then suddenly the parent is calling 911, and saying "no, I have no idea what happened, he just fell or something."
Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2024 10:37 AM (dGCAG)
This will push my retirement back a couple of months, until I'm on Part B and can sign up with an Advantage plan. I can't leave my work and thus my health coverage until then. Dammit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 10:37 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Quint
Worst ever? The no-shit 'Ink Pencil'. It existed and was common in Europe, the US had grease pencils. In Europe it was a semi-solid ink concoction wrapped in paper that everyone hated, they made special holders for them. The translation on that was a nightmare as I'd never heard of such a thing. I guess they are still made for the Artsy Fartsy crowd that can't give up a media.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:37 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (FVME7)
I would say not cooperating with ICE was the whole point of the sanctuary thing but really the whole point was sticking a thumb in Trump's eye.
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 10:37 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 10:32 AM (QLpfE)
You have kids. Surely you've met a guy in the past.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 29, 2024 10:38 AM (zhLdt)
Posted by: David Allan Coe"
Can Gemni AI compose yet? I want top hear what it come up with for perfect country song. Probably something that sounds like gangsta rap
Posted by: Ripley at February 29, 2024 10:38 AM (JojsZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (QLpfE)
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Writing in Hebrew FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 29, 2024 10:38 AM (gqX4V)
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (AwYPR)
My two least favorite weeks of the year were when the goats freshened in spring so parents quit buying store milk, and (ironically) when they dried up in the fall and we had to go back to store milk.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 10:38 AM (nC+QA)
IIRC the numbers say you are most likely to die from COVID if you got the first clot shot but not yet the second.
And of course your odds of dying from many causes goes up after getting the first clot shot.
Which tends to indicate the clot shot weakens your immune system overall.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:38 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 10:37 AM (ASVTS)
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No, that was just a bonus.
The "sanctuary city" crap happened way before Trump.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:39 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: andycanuck
The current state of New Mexican Native American art is there is wampum stuff and then there is the great stuff. Santa Fe has multi day art festival for their work and I must say it a lot of fun and kind of tedious at the same time. The really great work is found by going the various Pueblos when they have a public celebrations. The pottery, jewelry, and weaving work has a set style - you don't expect to see Andy Warhol - and it is pretty great when done by a master. There are a lot of masters here. You really need to know what your buying. The historical pieces, well, those are long gone, and if you find one you are going to pay dearly for one. I own 3 small paintings done by an Acoma pueblo member of his Grandfather who was a Shaman in the 1920s. This painter only discovered that history by talking to some guy from the Smithsonian who knew the work the Grandfather had done at the time.
Posted by: lost in space at February 29, 2024 10:39 AM (jIoy9)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Yes, she has. And don't call her 'Shirley'.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 29, 2024 10:39 AM (lxX+z)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:40 AM (0FoWg)
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Geez! How many times does he have to lie before you believe him?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:40 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Crazy K is measuring the drapes for the WH and getting portraits of society sisters done for the Oval Room.
Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 29, 2024 10:40 AM (GshMh)
Now: If you get all the shots you might get a slightly less bad case of COVID.
Posted by: 18-1
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Which is still a lie, as there's no evidence to support that claim.
None.
Posted by: BurtTC
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My cardiologist is going tostress test me a week from today to scan for more clots and blockages. I admitted to him that even though I'm still exercising, my stamina and endurance are slipping away and my pulmonary system is struggling to keep up. Really hoping he doesn't find any of those rubbery white clots like we've been reading about. I had to get the first to jabs to keep shelter over the family's heads and food on the table.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 29, 2024 10:40 AM (MsrgL)
I've had people tell me they've built entire house parties around 12 ounces of cheddar cheese from Wauwatosa.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:41 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 29, 2024 10:36 AM (yeEu9)
I don't know what the fascination is with gel pens. They leak and stain clothing, and they smear no matter how long it's been since you wrote.
I use fancy pens these days, with a hard cap. Cheaper in the long run than throwing out pants with the stain of the sins of Cain on them.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2024 10:41 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM
I hope your daughter advised all the young men looking to date her friend to run, not walk, to the exit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 10:41 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 10:00 AM (RHGPo)
It's true. Without the constant trickle of '57 Chevy convertibles sculpted entirely out of Bondo, our economy would collapse.
Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 29, 2024 10:41 AM (tkR6S)
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From a report of Ace's this week or late last, that spot of Biden's still averages 340+ illegals a day average.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:41 AM (2yu8s)
Now note the launch that was scheduled for later tonight has been moved to March 2nd.
SpaceX/NASA - Falcon 9/Crew Dragon
SpaceX Crew-8 - LC39-A - KSC
March 2nd at 7:15 p.m. ET
http://tinyurl.com/yswjyer4
This is a manned launch.
Posted by: Ciampino - and then acceleration at February 29, 2024 10:41 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"
So that give the MSM something to show Biden is on top of it and may calm his nervous voters by allowing a few thousand of the worst criminals to be deported. That still ignores 99.9% of the problem.
Posted by: Ripley at February 29, 2024 10:41 AM (JojsZ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 29, 2024 10:41 AM (DC02p)
Seems like an easy way to score oppression points.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:42 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 10:42 AM (991eG)
Larry David: They aren't breasts, they're chemical balls!
http://tinyurl.com/3pnkyunh
Posted by: RIP at February 29, 2024 10:42 AM (7tUHB)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 29, 2024 10:41 AM (DC02p)
Authentico!
Posted by: Slowpoke Rodriguez at February 29, 2024 10:42 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 29, 2024 10:40 AM (MsrgL)
Same here, I just can't tell if the deterioration in my health is due to the jab, or age, or a collapse of my life over a year ago now.
Probably all of the above, but I surely can't sort it out.
And don't call me Shirley.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2024 10:43 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 10:38 AM (nC+QA)
What? You didn't like suddenly having to get up at five in the morning every day, to squeeze dem goat tittays?
Fancy that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:43 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 29, 2024 10:43 AM (++4z6)
Posted by: pawn at February 29, 2024 10:43 AM (QB+5g)
For the win!
Posted by: lost in space at February 29, 2024 10:43 AM (jIoy9)
This will push my retirement back a couple of months, until I'm on Part B and can sign up with an Advantage plan. I can't leave my work and thus my health coverage until then. Dammit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 10:37 AM (J2vNu)
Wolfus : Look carefully at Medicare Advantage, and if possible talk to a few people in your area who have it. I retired last year and wound up signing up for and paying for a Medicare supplement plan instead of Advantage, based on what I heard from a couple of people I know who used Advantage. Advantage is free, but you can only use it with providers who accept it, kind of like an HMO network.
Posted by: BillyD at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (F6Xpw)
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Margaret Dumont?? . . .
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024
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Ha! No, this was Mabel Dodge Luhan (or Lujan). I think that last name survives to this day in NM. She knew all sorts of famous artists like Gertrude Stein, Picasso, D.H. Lawrence, Willa Cather, and Aldous Huxley. Also Margaret Sanger, Walter Lippman, and John Reed, so I guess we have a pretty good idea about her political bent.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 29, 2024 10:40 AM (MsrgL)
People seriously need to hang over those mandates.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Slowpoke Rodriguez at February 29, 2024 10:42 AM (4I/2K)
Momma Mia, let me go!!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Vlad Putin
LOL! Excellent AOP.
Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (GshMh)
Same here, I just can't tell if the deterioration in my health is due to the jab, or age, or a collapse of my life over a year ago now.
Part of the insanity of COVID was one group of bureaucrats intentionally exaggerating how dangerous COVID was because the shot had no risks! While another group minimized the risks from the clot shot because if you got COVID you were GOING TO DIE!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (ibTVg)
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I guess it's like a fireman winning an award for fighting fires.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (FVME7)
Just Read The Instructions.
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 29, 2024 10:45 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: pawn at February 29, 2024 10:43 AM
Biro Sheaferelli?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 10:45 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM
I hope your daughter advised all the young men looking to date her friend to run, not walk, to the exit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
But...she's hot!
Posted by: Young Men at February 29, 2024 10:45 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: BifBewalski
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I've had similar problems. So I wish you luck.
Posted by: whig at February 29, 2024 10:45 AM (hKOIV)
Posted by: BillyD at February 29, 2024
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Right, we'd discussed that here last last year. Some of the commenters have an Advantage plan and love it, some warned me against it. I've looked at a number of plans. They all provide service in areas I'm thinking about relocating to and they cover my few Rxs, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 10:46 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: blaster"
To test that claim, one of her dates should ask her to pay for the night. I predict disaster.
Posted by: Ripley at February 29, 2024 10:46 AM (JojsZ)
Could I expose the medical scandal of “gender-affirming care” by saying and doing everything my daughter and other trans-identifying kids are taught to do?
I was prepared for failure. I wasn’t prepared for how easy success would be.
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 10:46 AM (RHGPo)
We are both in decent shape though over 29...
It took us both the same amount of time to recover with about the same symptoms.
The difference though? This was the third time he had COVID...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:47 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Muldoon'
There is underground California-Southwest folklore that the more outre Art scene there did a few murders as performance art. Man Ray was in some part implicated in the Black Dahlia incident, and more than a few Dadaists were suspected of taking their Art into reality.
It's folklore, part of the area.
But, working on a book decades ago I ran across folklore that the US Government grew opium in Mexico during WWII, and that created the flood of Mexican Brown post-War, and everyone told me that was horseshit, and it turned out to be true.
So, who knows.
Posted by: LenNeal at February 29, 2024 10:47 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (QLpfE)
Me also. But I found some really nice felt-tip India ink markers that I use for ink drawings, which is my favorite medium for art. They dry almost immediately and I have numerous thickness, including a brush tip like Japanese calligraphers use.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 29, 2024 10:47 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (FVME7)
I think you mean an arsonist.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2024 10:47 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: BillyD at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (F6Xpw)
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All about the network, and out-of-network coverage.
Generally - though as you say, research it carefully and talk to people - the more "extras" there are, the worse the network and availability. "We pay for your sneakers" usually means, "there's one doctor fifty miles away" or similar.
If the network is good where you live and out-of-network emergencies are okay, it can increase access. Doctors who don't want a Medicare patient may well be just fine with a UHC patient. From what I can tell, the *real* advantage to Advantage is access to doctors who might not want new Medicare patients.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 29, 2024 10:47 AM (HnUIn)
To test that claim, one of her dates should ask her to pay for the night. I predict disaster.
Let's not get crazy here people
Posted by: Girls on Foodie Calls at February 29, 2024 10:47 AM (ibTVg)
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"The Killing Floor" is the first 'Reacher' book by Lee Child
Was the first season of the series based on that book? A lot of the music they used was Howlin' Wolf.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 29, 2024 10:48 AM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 10:42 AM (991eG)
... and I went to pick her up
in the raaiin ...
Posted by: Steve Goodman at February 29, 2024 10:48 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 29, 2024 10:40 AM (MsrgL)
People seriously need to hang over those mandates.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Yeah...sorry we called you guys traitors and kicked you out. You said some things, we said some things, but I think we've moved on and are ready to let you back in. Please?!?!?
Posted by: US Army, failing to meet recruiting and strength goals at February 29, 2024 10:48 AM (JCZqz)
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Thanks. And the 'ancient stuff' is from the '20s makes me smile. [Still, better than fake Mayan, Aztec etc. "grave goods".]
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:48 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
But...she's hot!
Posted by: Young Men at February 29, 2024 10:45 AM (JCZqz)
This is pretty much the case in a nutshell. I think by and large teen boys are pretty much the same as they have always been. If they have to call some chick them to get their willy wet, they will call her them.
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 10:48 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:43 AM (0FoWg)
Sister and I were fortunate. Milking was always a parental job.
Our complaint was the taste in each case.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 10:48 AM (nC+QA)
Notsothoreau,
That was very generous. My favorite pens are Pelikan but Waterman is a fine instrument.
Posted by: JTB at February 29, 2024 10:49 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 29, 2024 10:49 AM (T+Iwg)
Now: If you get all the shots you might get a slightly less bad case of COVID.
Posted by: 18-1
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Which is still a lie, as there's no evidence to support that claim.
None.
Posted by: BurtTC
Can you imagine anyone daring to say, back in the 1950's, "ok if you take this new polio vaccine you'll still get polio, but it won't be as bad a case of polio as you might have gotten."
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2024 10:49 AM (i9ffA)
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I guess it's like a fireman winning an award for fighting fires.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (FVME7)
More lke a fireman wnnnng an award for setting fires.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 10:50 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 29, 2024 10:50 AM (MNhXM)
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"Hold on...I'm taking notes..."
-Ray Bradbury
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at February 29, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)
You could say the name of Lujan survives. The current governor is surnamed Lujan.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 10:51 AM (nC+QA)
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Right, we'd discussed that here last last year. Some of the commenters have an Advantage plan and love it, some warned me against it. I've looked at a number of plans. They all provide service in areas I'm thinking about relocating to and they cover my few Rxs, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 29, 2024 10:46 AM (J2vNu)
Sounds like you've done your homework. Enjoy retirement, after you navigate the government bureaucracy. I'm enjoying mine !
Posted by: BillyD at February 29, 2024 10:51 AM (F6Xpw)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Almost missed the art thread but those damned woodpeckers got me up. Will hang woodpeckers but not this art.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2024 10:51 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: The Owl in the TV Spots at February 29, 2024 10:25 AM (J2vNu)
I read up on that once! Most famous unsolved murder in Santa Fe history. As I recall, the biggest problem wasn't that they didn't have suspects, but rather that EVEYRONE who knew him was a suspect, because they all hated him. Including local law enforcement officials.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2024 10:51 AM (i9ffA)
If Canada goes forward with it's online hate crime bill that includes penalties of up to lifetime imprisonment, and a Canadian court decides they have jurisdiction due to the bytes from the post pass through their airspace (look up Mackey who is being tried in a NY court using this logic, if this seems to far fetched), any chance that the Biden administration will send a pre-dawn raid to extradite the offending poster to Canada?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 29, 2024 10:52 AM (dUd+1)
Browsed, but did not actually read, a book that made a decent case that the Black Dahlia murders were done by a doctor who was kind of a jock-sniffer of the Surrealists including Man Ray.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 29, 2024 10:52 AM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: Ray Bradbury holding a copy of his book at February 29, 2024 10:52 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
The current NM governor is fascist. She belongs in the Biden administration and almost was.
Posted by: lost in space at February 29, 2024 10:52 AM (jIoy9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:52 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:53 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2024 10:51 AM (i9ffA)
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Slow down, I'm taking notes!
Posted by: Agatha Christie at February 29, 2024 10:53 AM (DeFcY)
"tour" - dour, your, tour
"tower" - flour, hour, our (although I say it like "Are Father" when praying), sour
"ore" - four, pour
I'm sure it mostly has to do with which language we borrowed the word from.
Kind of like boobs, etymology fascinates me much more as an adult...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 29, 2024 10:53 AM (wtvvX)
Gimme three shots maybe four?
Gimme three shots, gimme three shots, mister
And I'll never get sick no more
For sure
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:54 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2024 10:51 AM (i9ffA)
It was me.
Posted by: Jessica Fletcher at February 29, 2024 10:54 AM (gMWM2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2024 10:54 AM (4I/2K)
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Wolfus, just curious: were your initial transactions all done online through their website?
Wifey and I both recently started taking early Social Security (even though we don't need it, doing our part to help collapse the Leviathan) -- but not old enough to sign up for Medicare yet -- and all of our interactions have been online through their website.
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 29, 2024 10:55 AM (gqX4V)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 10:55 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2024 10:49 AM (i9ffA)
Ehh. The government told tens of thousands of soldiers "lay down in this ditch and then when you see a bright light stand up and walk toward it."
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 10:55 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Dude, ya gotta try some ice cold buttermilk with cornbread dipped in it for breakfast.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 29, 2024 10:56 AM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 29, 2024 10:56 AM (bo7UB)
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Yes, but could she arch one eyebrow like a pro?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:56 AM (2yu8s)
To test that claim, one of her dates should ask her to pay for the night. I predict disaster.
Let's not get crazy here people
Posted by: Girls on Foodie Calls at February 29, 2024 10:47 AM (ibTVg)
I was today years old when I first heard the term "Foodie Call", and it makes perfect sense. Thanks god I'm married and not still dating.
Posted by: BillyD at February 29, 2024 10:56 AM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2024 10:51 AM (i9ffA)
It was me.
Posted by: Jessica Fletcher
The guy who shot Sheriff Pat Garrett confessed to shooting him dead. Then he claimed self defense and got off. New Mexico at its finest.
Posted by: lost in space at February 29, 2024 10:56 AM (jIoy9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 29, 2024 10:56 AM (xcxpd)
Bravo.
*slow clap*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:56 AM (0FoWg)
The thing is back in the 50's no one talked about getting polio from the vaccine. I got polio from the vaccine but no one would admit it. I finally got my Mom to tell me when I was in college when I had finally gotten over the physical problems and she was glad and finally spilled the beans.
I had already figured it out but neither of my parents would acknowledge it.
Posted by: pawn at February 29, 2024 10:56 AM (QB+5g)
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Welcome to Fahrenheit 451
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 29, 2024 10:57 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: BillyD at February 29, 2024 10:56 AM (F6Xpw)
Snack whores < Crack whores
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 29, 2024 10:57 AM (VoAdT)
Ehh. The government told tens of thousands of soldiers "lay down in this ditch and then when you see a bright light stand up and walk toward it."
There was a leak from the DoD in 2021 that said the clot shot doesn't do anything positive.
So...the government has basically known from the beginning that there was no reason for anyone to take it.
And keep in mind the whole idea behind the mandates was NOT that if you take the shots you get a lesser COVID experience...it was that you can neither get nor spread COVID.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:57 AM (ibTVg)
This tracks. They had to pay her to speak before, now she speaks for free.
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 10:58 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: Quint at February 29, 2024 10:35 AM (m7zyM)
I was taught that pen is "plume", and pencil is "crayon".
Posted by: Vlad Putin at February 29, 2024 10:58 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2024 10:54 AM (4I/2K)
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I smell the bones of an English twat
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 29, 2024 10:58 AM (gqX4V)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024
*
... and I went to pick her up
in the raaiin ...
Posted by: Steve Goodman at February 29, 2024
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. . . and those damned chow dogs of hers bit my leg off!
Posted by: Georgia's Ex-Husband at February 29, 2024 10:59 AM (J2vNu)
I saw a video from a woman claiming she didn't have to buy groceries for the last 3 months because she'd go out on a date almost every night and get enough leftovers for lunch the next day...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:59 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: michael scott at February 29, 2024 10:59 AM (2yu8s)
This tracks. They had to pay her to speak before, now she speaks for free.
Posted by: blaster
ClownWorld strikes again.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 29, 2024 10:59 AM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Vlad Putin
______
Russian disinformation! Reeeeeee!
Posted by: Adam Schiff cou de crayon at February 29, 2024 11:00 AM (dUd+1)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 29, 2024 11:00 AM (DBrN4)
Posted by: lost in space at February 29, 2024 10:52 AM (jIoy9)
Surprised she wasn't. Seems like a natural for Interior. Boy did she get a shock when, day one, Biden completely trashed the NM budget. Especially after she had just bought her election by giving the Teacher's Union a *permanent* gigantic jump in teacher salaries.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 11:00 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 11:00 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:59 AM
So we've agreed on what she is, but we're just haggling over the menu at this point.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 11:00 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 29, 2024 10:57 AM (ibTVg)
I guess I am saying that in the 50s the goverment was perfectly happy to make up stories for "science."
What's that saying? Government is what we decide to screw ourselves together?
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 11:00 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 29, 2024 10:58 AM (gqX4V)
Nein!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 29, 2024 11:00 AM (4I/2K)
Wifey and I both recently started taking early Social Security (even though we don't need it, doing our part to help collapse the Leviathan) -- but not old enough to sign up for Medicare yet -- and all of our interactions have been online through their website.
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 29, 2024
***
Signing up for SS, and telling them to take taxes out, were both done online. But to cancel the withdrawal, you have to send them a printed form.
Posted by: Georgia's Ex-Husband at February 29, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:52 AM (0FoWg)
Never had goat milk in coffee. Unlikely to get the opportunity at this point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 11:01 AM (nC+QA)
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I guess it's like a fireman winning an award for fighting fires.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 29, 2024 10:44 AM (FVME7)
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... for starting fires -- or as andycanuck noted: Fahrenheit 451.
Posted by: ShainS -- Laken Riley (Business is business, and it's a murder most foul) at February 29, 2024 11:01 AM (gqX4V)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 29, 2024 11:02 AM (DeFcY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 29, 2024 11:02 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 11:01 AM (nC+QA)
Que? No goat milk where you are? No coffee?
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 11:02 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 29, 2024 11:02 AM (991eG)
No time for my watch and chain
No time for revolving doors
No time for the killing floor
No time for the killing floor
There's no time left for you
No time left for you...
Posted by: The Guess Who at February 29, 2024 11:02 AM (2ijlT)
Could using Google's Gemini at a federally funded facility be illegal under Title VI ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 29, 2024 11:06 AM (RHGPo)
I use fancy pens these days, with a hard cap. Cheaper in the long run than throwing out pants with the stain of the sins of Cain on them.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 29, 2024 10:41 AM (dGCAG)
Gel pens require a lot less effort to write with, and the old ball points can blob and stain your pocket, too.
The Fisher Space pen is the shiznit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 11:06 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: blaster at February 29, 2024 11:02 AM (ASVTS)
No fresh goat milk, I suppose the stores carry it at insane prices. Plenty of coffee, although those prices are going up too.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 29, 2024 11:06 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Haji Stewart at February 29, 2024 11:11 AM (g3dzb)
Goats sorta suck. I like 'em, but they're asshoe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 29, 2024 10:25 AM (0FoWg)
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But goat cheese is yummy.
Posted by: Ciampino - it's the slight acidic taste at February 29, 2024 11:17 AM (qfLjt)
Kind of like boobs, etymology fascinates me much more as an adult...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 29, 2024 10:53 AM (wtvvX)
In the oilfield "tour" basically means shift, and is pronounced "tower". The driller keeps a record on the doghouse, called the "tour book" of all activities on the rig, broken down by quarter-hour increments.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 29, 2024 11:18 AM (tkR6S)
Late to the thread but I like the feel and atmosphere in this. It's very Southwestern. It's lively, it's warm but the dark rain cloud in the back provides for a nice contrasting mood.
Would hang.
Posted by: Robert at February 29, 2024 11:42 AM (YI+0n)
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