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Surprise! Merrick Garland Blows Off Deadline to Turn Over Special Counsel's "Poor Memory" Transcript to Congress

Remember, they're fighting to save democracy.

They've decided that the Constitution's provisions for congressional oversight of the Executive is the next village that must be destroyed in order to save it.



The Department of Justice (DOJ) failed to turn over the transcript of President Joe Biden's interview with special counsel Robert Hur after the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees requested it, the Daily Caller has learned.

The House Oversight Committee requested the transcript via letter on Feb. 12, giving the DOJ until Monday, Feb. 19 at 5 p.m. to respond. The DOJ did not turn over the transcript or other documents in the report that were requested, sources with both committees told the Daily Caller.

"We haven't received what we requested and everything is on the table as to what is next," a Judiciary committee spokesperson told the Daily Caller.

"The DOJ has not provided the materials requested and the committees will soon follow up about the chairmen's request," an Oversight committee spokesperson told the Daily Caller.

The DOJ did not immediately respond to the Daily Caller's request for comment.

Hur released his special counsel report on Feb. 8 detailing Biden's handling of classified documents. While Hur decided not to pursue charges against the president, the special counsel made note of Biden's declining mental state.

In a five-hour interview with the president on Oct. 8-9, Hur noted that Biden seemed to forget when his vice presidency began and ended as well as when his late son, Beau Biden, died.

The report added that if Biden were to appear before a jury, he would present himself as a "sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory."

...

Biden himself addressed the report in a press conference after its release, during which he blamed his staff and took no responsibility for mishandling classified documents, and claimed concerns about his mental faculties are a press fabrication.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM




Comments

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1 New

Posted by: Beartooth at February 22, 2024 05:41 PM (iPilE)

2 Not surprised at all

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 05:41 PM (Akjoo)

3 Hiding it they are

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2024 05:41 PM (fwDg9)

4 Meh, Red Sox are horrible.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 05:42 PM (IG7T0)

5 NY Post has story up that says CBS took Herrige's files on Ole Joe.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 05:42 PM (IG7T0)

6 5 NY Post has story up that says CBS took Herrige's files on Ole Joe.
Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 05:42 PM (IG7T0)

I saw that....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 05:43 PM (Akjoo)

7 Garland blows a deadline? Who else in on the list?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 22, 2024 05:43 PM (as3uC)

8 Simple. Call Garland to testify and have the Sargent of Arms arrest him and toss him in the Congressional jail on bread and water for a month.

Nothing will happen until the GOPe starts playing hardball.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 22, 2024 05:44 PM (iPilE)

9 Herrige didn't have her own backup? No protection in a case like this? Srsly?

Posted by: SFGoth at February 22, 2024 05:44 PM (KAi1n)

10 Maybe Garland just forgot? Seems to be SOP.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 05:46 PM (Q4IgG)

11 Cops can't arrest cops, conflict of interest.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 05:46 PM (IG7T0)

12 ""We haven't received what we requested and everything is on the table as to what is next," a Judiciary committee spokesperson told the Daily Caller."

A sternly worded letter saying, "Pretty please provide the transcript or we'll ask you yet again!"

Let's draw this process out until Trump wins reelection, Trump finishes his term, Biden is dead, and we're the United States of Mexico. And then add a few more election cycles. Then it will be time to really draw the line.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 22, 2024 05:46 PM (aXxgO)

13 The best argument against "Biden has a body double" is that there is no modern actor that can convince me he's that senile.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 22, 2024 05:46 PM (OYxA4)

14 Another dominoe in the fall of society- there are no consequences for breaking the rules

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 22, 2024 05:46 PM (/6GbT)

15 Of course the manvag's in the GOP will continue to fund the DOJ/FBI/CIA/NSA, etc.

Looking at you drooling douchebag Grassley.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 05:46 PM (eYF7X)

16 6 5 NY Post has story up that says CBS took Herrige's files on Ole Joe.
Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 05:42 PM (IG7T0)

I saw that....

Posted by: It's me donna

nice.

I remember allahpundit wishcasting that Herridge left fox because she couldn't stand the "pro-Trump" atmosphere. No, I knew from people working with Herridge that she left Fox because they kept blocking her from publishing stories about the op we call Russiagate.

but whatever, allahpundit. everyone shares your singular obsession.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2024 05:46 PM (KRtlO)

17 Biden has been an incompetent asshole his whole life. Now that the dementia has kicked in and he is no longer lucid, ever, it sets up a confusing situation: has he lost his faculties, or is he just a grossly stupid and corrupt jackass?

Of course, the real answer is, 'yes'.

Posted by: goatexchange at February 22, 2024 05:47 PM (hyS0X)

18 Nuclear option seems... reasonable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 05:47 PM (Q4IgG)

19 Watch me!

I'M RUBBER AND YOU ARE GLUE. WHATEVER YOU SAY STICKS A BOUNCING AND BERCEVADALABO, BERCE,

YOU KNOW, THE THING!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 05:48 PM (LaNzR)

20 >>NY Post has story up that says CBS took Herrige's files on Ole Joe.
Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 05:42 PM (IG7T0)

I hope she knew how to use a thumb drive.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 05:48 PM (eYF7X)

21 Doesn't sound like it. Lots going on:
https://tinyurl.com/2dd8zvck

Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 05:48 PM (IG7T0)

22 What happens if Trump just refuses to pay? Honestly asking. It's not like anyone has almost $400 million cash.

Posted by: Blago at February 22, 2024 05:49 PM (bZYul)

23 It was ice cream!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 22, 2024 05:49 PM (SRRAx)

24 Yea.......... but tRump was unstable.

This guy... he's on it.*

*whatever "it" is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 05:49 PM (Q4IgG)

25 22 What happens if Trump just refuses to pay? Honestly asking. It's not like anyone has almost $400 million cash.
Posted by: Blago at February 22, 2024 05:49 PM (bZYul)

"Tish" says she's gonna take his property

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 05:49 PM (Akjoo)

26 All options being considered

1: nothing
2: nada
3: zip
4: increase the DOJ budget 10% over requested

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2024 05:49 PM (NYzgN)

27 That Lunar Lander needs a selfie stick, a really long one since gravity is low once landed and zero in space.

Posted by: Ciampino - Relativity is relative at February 22, 2024 05:49 PM (qfLjt)

28 The NSA would tell a golf buddy who works with the FBI's caterer that she has a thumb drive onto which she dumped the files.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 05:49 PM (IG7T0)

29 They're fighting to save THEIR DEMOCRACY. According to Mike Benz in his interview by Tucker Carlson, their definition of Democracy are their institutions that make sure the right people (who support THEIR DEMOCRACY) are elected, not the wrong people who would destroy THEIR DEMOCRACY.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

30 They need extra time to threaten Hur and have him rewrite the report.

Posted by: Cheri at February 22, 2024 05:50 PM (FGQ5G)

31 Literally the worst president - and arguably the most corrupt - in history.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2024 05:50 PM (d2bW3)

32 >>> Remember, they're fighting to save democracy.

I will remind you that we are fighting to save OUR democracy
- Deep State Junta Sydicate

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 05:51 PM (cOq4q)

33 I wonder if Trump could do it all over again, would he have ever gotten into politics?

I know if I were him, hell no. he had a pretty good life before all this

This really isn't going to stop until he's in an orange jump suit and bankrupt.

Posted by: Blago at February 22, 2024 05:51 PM (bZYul)

34 >>>Cops can't arrest cops, conflict of interest.
Posted by: Jamaica


Quite a few were arrested in Philly during the 2020 riots. Locked up for doing their job, BTW.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2024 05:51 PM (d2bW3)

35
Garland: "I'm an old man with poor memory who should be a Supreme Court Justice."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2024 05:52 PM (nIvob)

36 If Herridge didn't anticipate treachery somewhere along the line, given the political climate of the last dozen years, and didn't keep backup files offsite, then she's just stupid.

But I don't think she's stupid.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 22, 2024 05:52 PM (OX9vb)

37 I used to be proud to be an American citizen. We weren't like those third-world shitholes with dictators, the press run by those in charge for their PR, stolen elections, thieving politicians and generals who skimmed off the top and had disregard for their troops.

Holy shit, was I naive.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2024 05:52 PM (JeYYB)

38 It's not my fault.

I didn't do it.

--petulant three year old.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2024 05:52 PM (3JTaY)

39 Arrest Garland and hold him on, what would be a nice round number for bail?
Say 350 million?
And then hit him with, oh, say 84 thousand a day to cover the overhead for his meals and room.
And yeah, I like the bread and water idea.

Posted by: TeeJ at February 22, 2024 05:52 PM (o3xwr)

40 What happens if Trump just refuses to pay? Honestly asking. It's not like anyone has almost $400 million cash.
---
Huh? Black women carry that in their purse on a date!

Posted by: Fani Willis at February 22, 2024 05:53 PM (1eY81)

41 I can't see it but maybe they are going to try and run Sundowner in 2024, more likely try and hold him up until the switch in August.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2024 05:53 PM (fwDg9)

42 31 Literally the worst president - and arguably the most corrupt - in history.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2024 05:50 PM (d2bW3

# 14 Baby !

Posted by: Presidential Historians who are no way liberal shills at February 22, 2024 05:53 PM (Akjoo)

43 >>>And then hit him with, oh, say 84 thousand a day to cover the overhead for his meals and room.
And yeah, I like the bread and water idea.
Posted by: TeeJ


Except not one GOPer would ever allow that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2024 05:53 PM (d2bW3)

44 39 Arrest Garland and hold him on, what would be a nice round number for bail?
Say 350 million?
And then hit him with, oh, say 84 thousand a day to cover the overhead for his meals and room.
And yeah, I like the bread and water idea.

Posted by: TeeJ at February 22, 2024 05:52 PM (o3xwr)

That's not the proper punishment for Treason

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

45 Allah was a douche even back when you guys went to the movies together, Ace. TDS broke the douches into full-insanity.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 22, 2024 05:54 PM (U8kCF)

46 >>> Maybe Garland just forgot? Seems to be SOP.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

He isva frail old forgetful man.
Actually, quite grandfatherly.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 05:54 PM (cOq4q)

47 wow

Posted by: Zeera 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!" at February 22, 2024 05:54 PM (qGQta)

48 >>># 14 Baby !
Posted by: Presidential Historians who are no way liberal shills


Wow, I just saw that. Good grief, these people are insane.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2024 05:54 PM (d2bW3)

49 What exactly is the "teeth" in the constitution for an executive run amok? Sure, sure, "checks and balances".... but what actually is the check? Biden directly refuses a legal and valid request from congress. What now?

Impeachment? Is that really all they have?

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 05:55 PM (9UlRk)

50 They've led the legal way; civil suits to take away all their money and possessions. Criminal trials for Treason/Sedition. Executions on PPV (to lower the debt).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

51 he blamed his staff and took no responsibility for mishandling classified documents . . . so . . .uh . . .we can expect indictments against them real soon now eh?

Posted by: Ray Mota at February 22, 2024 05:55 PM (sw3xv)

52 Congressman must love being pissed on. Missing deadlines is just an oversight. Spit.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2024 05:55 PM (xpBzi)

53 Watch me!

I'M RUBBER AND YOU ARE GLUE. WHATEVER YOU SAY STICKS A BOUNCING AND BERCEVADALABO, BERCE,

YOU KNOW, THE THING!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 22, 2024 05:48 PM (LaNzR)
........

Sticks and stones and Jill has a pail of water, Jack!

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2024 05:56 PM (v0R5T)

54 Impeachment? Is that really all they have?
---
Don't forget us!

Posted by: Strongly Worded Letters at February 22, 2024 05:56 PM (1eY81)

55 Just read that General Mills is putting testosterone blockers in Cheerios. My gawd.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 05:56 PM (eYF7X)

56 For anyone interested, NASA is running a live feed of the Intuitive unmanned spacecraft due to land on the moon (first commercial spacecraft to make a lunar landing).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg2ffigGcYM

Posted by: neverBiden at February 22, 2024 05:57 PM (eIGHH)

57 This is where Congress needs to authorize a posse to go to the DoJ, armed, and ransack the offices/computers looking for the subpoenaed items.

Yeah, I know, good luck with Congress jealously guarding their constitutional power....

Posted by: GWB at February 22, 2024 05:57 PM (OzPNI)

58 >>> Maybe Garland just forgot? Seems to be SOP.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

He isva frail old forgetful man.
Actually, quite grandfatherly.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 05:54 PM (cOq4q)
______________

He's so forgetful he's forgotten his real name: Garfinkel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 22, 2024 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

59 "The DOJ has not provided the materials requested

Then don't F'n "request" it, DEMAND it. Time to stop being Mr. Nice Cuck, Reps.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

60 Update to the Lunar landing: touchdown is due within the half hour.

Posted by: neverBiden at February 22, 2024 05:57 PM (eIGHH)

61 Cops can't arrest cops, conflict of interest

Posted by: Marxist law student at February 22, 2024 05:58 PM (IG7T0)

62 The sweet, but sadly brainwashed to be liberal neighbor gal that comes in to look after dad a couple mornings a week was talking about the primary today. CO wanted to be in on the action for POTUS so they have two primaries. One nominally for super tuesday (mailed out ballots) so there is a long voting window.

I don't like that Biden is so old, but he's all we've got. I did mention that back in 2020 Biden said he expected to be a placeholder so it is weird to me that he is running again and said something about the power must be addicting because so many ancient congress critters from both parties stay in DC when they really can't do their jobs anymore.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 22, 2024 05:58 PM (3cGpq)

63 45 Allah was a douche even back when you guys went to the movies together, Ace. TDS broke the douches into full-insanity.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 22, 2024 05:54 PM (U8kCF)

So tampons stuck up an ass now?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 05:58 PM (ynpvh)

64 What happens if Trump just refuses to pay? Honestly asking. It's not like anyone has almost $400 million cash.

-----------

If I was Trump, I'd let her take it, clean the NY filth off his shoes and move on. Plenty of money in states and towns that would open their arms to Trump and his family.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2024 05:59 PM (BdMk6)

65 Screw the letter writing. Face to face in your office in an hour . Be thete.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2024 05:59 PM (xpBzi)

66 >>> Just read that General Mills is putting testosterone blockers in Cheerios. My gawd.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Been doing it for generations.

And Wheaties?
Estrogen.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 05:59 PM (cOq4q)

67 55 Just read that General Mills is putting testosterone blockers in Cheerios. My gawd.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 05:56 PM (eYF7X)

--------

Do you mean someone found that the chemicals they've been putting in cereal forever create low testosterone levels?

Didn't Kellogg specifically make cereal to stop people from masturbating by lowering their testosterone with garbage ingredients?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2024 05:59 PM (JeYYB)

68 49 What exactly is the "teeth" in the constitution for an executive run amok? Sure, sure, "checks and balances".... but what actually is the check? Biden directly refuses a legal and valid request from congress. What now?

Impeachment? Is that really all they have?

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 05:55 PM (9UlRk)

There are others that are a last resort which I shall not mention, other than to say "enemies, foreign and domestic".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

69 >>What happens if Trump just refuses to pay? Honestly asking. It's not like anyone has almost $400 million cash.

Trump should transfer ownership to someone he trusts outside of the family for one dollar then tell them to fuck off.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:00 PM (eYF7X)

70 Hang 'em all, Hang 'em all
Hang the long and the short and the tall
Hang 'em all, Hang 'em all

Hang every one of them this isn't a sim
Hang every traitor on an American hook
Hang every one till no one thinks to do it again

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 06:00 PM (IdKcu)

71 Not the proper punishment for treason?
Well duh.
I was just talking about the arrest and detention.
Soon as he hasn't a penny to hi name, then we can move on to the military tribunal,,, at gitmo.

Posted by: TeeJ at February 22, 2024 06:01 PM (o3xwr)

72 Cabinet officials have to be confirmed by the senate, right?

So what if they yank their confirmation?

Even if that's "not a thing", hey, fuck it, do it anyway. That's the name of the game now apparently.

Let's party.

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:01 PM (9UlRk)

73 LOL. The NYTimes found an angle on the Google AI white erasure story it can report. Ready? It's racist because when someone asked it to depict German soldiers from the 1940s, it made them black.

http://tiny.cc/h3ezwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 06:01 PM (6OrcJ)

74 I think Trump could get $4mil in a few days for this express purpose. Would that piss off these lefties if the country just sent it in?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 22, 2024 06:01 PM (U8kCF)

75 56 For anyone interested, NASA is running a live feed of the Intuitive unmanned spacecraft due to land on the moon (first commercial spacecraft to make a lunar landing).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg2ffigGcYM

Posted by: neverBiden at February 22, 2024 05:57 PM (eIGHH)

Also, supposedly, https://www.nasa.gov/nasatv/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

76 4 million?

How about 400 million?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2024 06:02 PM (JeYYB)

77 51 he blamed his staff and took no responsibility for mishandling classified documents . . . so . . .uh . . .we can expect indictments against them real soon now eh?

Posted by: Ray Mota at February 22, 2024 05:55 PM (sw3xv)
----
How was his staff involved? Surely they didn't have clearance to view the material? Tell us Joe, did you pass the papers around to show what a big turd you are?

Posted by: Ciampino - Relativity is relative to what? at February 22, 2024 06:02 PM (qfLjt)

78 > Didn't Kellogg specifically make cereal to stop people from masturbating by lowering their testosterone with garbage ingredients?

I've seen this claim repeated many times. I actually spent a couple of days in a very large library once looking for a reference to a primary source. I couldn't find one. Many asserted it as fact, but no primary source reference.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 06:03 PM (6OrcJ)

79 Trump should transfer ownership to someone he trusts outside of the family for one dollar then tell them to fuck off.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:00 PM (eYF7X)

BUH NOW HE'S UNDERVALUING REEEEEE!

Posted by: liberals at February 22, 2024 06:03 PM (Uhisz)

80 >>> I don't like that Biden is so old, but he's all we've got. I did mention that back in 2020 Biden said he expected to be a placeholder so it is weird to me that he is running again and said something about the power must be addicting because so many ancient congress critters from both parties stay in DC when they really can't do their jobs anymore.

Posted by: PaleRider
----------------------

The Hidden Hand likes things just the way they are.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 06:03 PM (IdKcu)

81 Heh. My sons refused to eat cereal. And one was allergic to soy so I kept that out of the house. Explains why they act like cavemen.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 22, 2024 06:04 PM (U8kCF)

82 >>56 For anyone interested, NASA is running a live feed of the Intuitive unmanned spacecraft due to land on the moon (first commercial spacecraft to make a lunar landing).


Does that expensive POS have nerf bars?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:04 PM (eYF7X)

83 25 22 What happens if Trump just refuses to pay? Honestly asking. It's not like anyone has almost $400 million cash.
Posted by: Blago at February 22, 2024 05:49 PM (bZYul)

"Tish" says she's gonna take his property

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 05:49 PM (Akjoo)

++++

And at the same exact time handing out $10,000 debit cards to the 10s of thousands of illegals who willingly and overtly broke the law to enter this country.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2024 06:04 PM (7YG60)

84 Many asserted it as fact, but no primary source reference.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 06:03 PM (6OrcJ

Probably a conflation of Kellog with that Graham guy.

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:04 PM (9UlRk)

85 LOL. The NYTimes found an angle on the Google AI white erasure story it can report. Ready? It's racist because when someone asked it to depict German soldiers from the 1940s, it made them black.

http://tiny.cc/h3ezwz
Posted by: bonhomme

General Al Sharpton and his Storm Trooper Divisions rounding up da jews!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:04 PM (cOq4q)

86 Biden Administration Will Be Truthful and Transparent!

Here's a blast from the past - Psircle-Back Psaki telling huge lies at the beginning of her first White House Press Briefing, January 20, 2021. Setting the stage for the continual lies and deflections the White House has told every day to the present day.

https://tinyurl.com/db4ds587

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2024 06:04 PM (5fDan)

87 64 What happens if Trump just refuses to pay? Honestly asking. It's not like anyone has almost $400 million cash.

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If I was Trump, I'd let her take it, clean the NY filth off his shoes and move on. Plenty of money in states and towns that would open their arms to Trump and his family.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2024 05:59 PM (BdMk6)

According to NY law, so I'm told, he cannot appeal if he doesn't pay first. Seems like a way to prevent poor litigants from getting their cases reviewed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

88 Garland is just as fearful of congressional Republicans as they are able and, in most cases, willing to do anything about this. We have lived in an occupied country since November 9, 2020, and the occupiers are consolidating power now. At best, Jim Jordan will be interviewed by Hannity and make hollow threats in between gold commercials.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2024 06:04 PM (KSNKu)

89 Trump should pay any fines in pennies.

By the fucking truckload.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 06:05 PM (Q4IgG)

90 66 >>> Just read that General Mills is putting testosterone blockers in Cheerios. My gawd.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Been doing it for generations.

And Wheaties?
Estrogen.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 05:59 PM (cOq4q)

What about gonadotropin-releasing hormone (GnRH) analogues? Gotta make the kids trannies, you know...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

91 Well, I'll be go to.hell.

New York Post
@nypost
16-year-old nonbinary student Nex Benedict’s death was not caused by injuries from school fight: police

-
No cause of death given but drugs are suspected. Toxicology is pending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 06:06 PM (FVME7)

92 There is no statute of limitations for Treason. And we may need to elect people who will see the needful is accomplished.

Posted by: setnaffa at February 22, 2024 06:06 PM (jeNdr)

93 and he'll suffer no consequences

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 22, 2024 06:06 PM (xcxpd)

94 Trump should pay any fines in pennies.

By the fucking truckload.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 06:05 PM (Q4IgG)

Make it 20-30% kopecks. Just for lulz.

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:06 PM (9UlRk)

95 The Kellogg story I've heard was that corn flakes were supposed to be intentionally bland to stave off overstimulation in general.

Similar story surrounds Graham crackers.

Citations needed. I think it's all lies meant to paint old Puritanical beliefs as stupid and anti science.

Posted by: reason at February 22, 2024 06:06 PM (Uhisz)

96 A transcript seems pretty small beer considering BiteMe just stripped Congress of their spending powers mandated by the Constitution after being told no by SCOTUS.

MOAR FUNNY MONEY FOR OOOKRAINE~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 06:07 PM (IG4Id)

97 Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 06:05 PM (Q4IgG)


He needs to hire a trained professional or two to deliver the original version of rough justice, but he never will do it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2024 06:07 PM (KSNKu)

98 60 Update to the Lunar landing: touchdown is due within the half hour.

Posted by: neverBiden at February 22, 2024 05:57 PM (eIGHH)


it is 40+ minutes to landing - if everything works right

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2024 06:08 PM (5fDan)

99 I've seen this claim repeated many times. I actually spent a couple of days in a very large library once looking for a reference to a primary source. I couldn't find one. Many asserted it as fact, but no primary source reference.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 06:03 PM (6OrcJ)

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I can't argue with that, I've never bothered to research it.

It IS in keeping with his "natural living" and vegetarian lifestyle. He also mentioned in some letter that he promoted foods that would not inflame the passions.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2024 06:08 PM (JeYYB)

100 And Wheaties?
Estrogen.


Some Estrogen in the presence of Testosterone is good for your body.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 06:08 PM (6OrcJ)

101 Citations needed. I think it's all lies meant to paint old Puritanical beliefs as stupid and anti science.
Posted by: reason at February 22, 2024 06:06 PM (Uhisz)

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Could be.

Everything seems to be an op of some kind.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2024 06:10 PM (JeYYB)

102 New York Post
@nypost
16-year-old nonbinary student Nex Benedict’s death was not caused by injuries from school fight: police
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Clot shot ?

Posted by: ET at February 22, 2024 06:10 PM (bDiTl)

103 82 >>56 For anyone interested, NASA is running a live feed of the Intuitive unmanned spacecraft due to land on the moon (first commercial spacecraft to make a lunar landing).


Does that expensive POS have nerf bars?

Posted by: Maj. Healey
------------------------------

I think they painted it pink for faggot day.
Or maybe it was green for hug an illegal day.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 06:10 PM (IdKcu)

104 Merrick Garland Blows Off Dead Goat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 06:11 PM (1gJuC)

105 LOL. The NYTimes found an angle on the Google AI white erasure story it can report. Ready? It's racist because when someone asked it to depict German soldiers from the 1940s, it made them black.

http://tiny.cc/h3ezwz
Posted by: bonhomme
___________

Yet they wouldn't have said a word if it was Cheka or NKVD uniforms.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 22, 2024 06:11 PM (Dm8we)

106
How was his staff involved? Surely they didn't have clearance to view the material? Tell us Joe, did you pass the papers around to show what a big turd you are?
Posted by: Ciampino - Relativity

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He said his staff moved his stuff to his garage.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at February 22, 2024 06:11 PM (I87yH)

107 >>>Some Estrogen in the presence of Testosterone is good for your body.

Posted by: bonhomme
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There are parts of my body I prefer surrounded by estrogen.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 06:11 PM (IdKcu)

108 >"We haven't received what we requested and everything is on the table as to what is next," a Judiciary committee spokesperson told the Daily Caller.

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it's angry letter-writin' time!

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:11 PM (geLO8)

109 89 Trump should pay any fines in pennies.

By the fucking truckload.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 06:05 PM (Q4IgG)

43,500,000,000 pennies...anyone have 43.5 billion pennies lying around?
About 287 million pounds of pennies if I mathed right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

110 81 Heh. My sons refused to eat cereal. And one was allergic to soy so I kept that out of the house. Explains why they act like cavemen.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name

Even before bidenflation I couldn't afford cereal. My boys ate eggs and pig product and toast.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2024 06:11 PM (N0jBA)

111 I keep seeing these Trump townhalls where he’s asked about people being concerned about “score settling”. He gives a soft answer about success being enough, but shouldn’t there be some score settling? These assholes have pissed on the Constitution and ruined peoples’ lives for nothing but politics. There should be a terrible reckoning for guys like Garland; and I give a fuck if it looks like “score settling”.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 22, 2024 06:12 PM (tRd71)

112 I wonder who came up with "poor memory".

It's good because 80 or more percent of people think they have a "poor memory". Pretty ingenious persuasion.

It's like saying Hitler "made a mistake".

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 06:12 PM (lX8VI)

113 "Everything is on the table" seems to be the fun new way to say "don't hold your breath".

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:12 PM (9UlRk)

114 That story re Kellogg and testosterone sounds like complete bullshit to me.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 22, 2024 06:12 PM (XMwZJ)

115 "Mr Speaker- may I borrow your thesaurus? We got us a angry LETTER to write!"

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:13 PM (geLO8)

116 Lindsey Graham must eat tons of Wheaties. I learn a lot of stuff here.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:13 PM (eYF7X)

117 75 56 For anyone interested, NASA is running a live feed of the Intuitive unmanned spacecraft due to land on the moon (first commercial spacecraft to make a lunar landing).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg2ffigGcYM

Posted by: neverBiden at February 22, 2024 05:57 PM (eIGHH)

Also, supposedly, https://www.nasa.gov/nasatv/
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

That table belongs in a D&D gaming basement

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 22, 2024 06:13 PM (/6GbT)

118 Having reviewed the prior thread, and rewatching Biden snap at a reporter, I am now surer than ever that Joe is indeed, a gila monster.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

119 >"Everything is on the table"


the GOPe's balls, most certainly

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:13 PM (geLO8)

120 There should be a terrible reckoning for guys like Garland; and I give a fuck if it looks like “score settling”.
Posted by: UGAdawg


Straight up telling your quarry what you intend to do lessens the chance of your success.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 06:14 PM (IG4Id)

121
Graham crackers > gram of crack

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 06:14 PM (1gJuC)

122 111 I keep seeing these Trump townhalls where he’s asked about people being concerned about “score settling”. He gives a soft answer about success being enough, but shouldn’t there be some score settling? These assholes have pissed on the Constitution and ruined peoples’ lives for nothing but politics. There should be a terrible reckoning for guys like Garland; and I give a fuck if it looks like “score settling”.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 22, 2024 06:12 PM (tRd71)

It's not score-settling if what they did was terribly illegal and unconstitutional.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:14 PM (ynpvh)

123 > My boys ate eggs and pig product and toast.

What an interesting way of phrasing that. Makes me think you provided some non-mainstream pig-based food.

Pickled pigs feet?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 06:14 PM (6OrcJ)

124 81 Heh. My sons refused to eat cereal. And one was allergic to soy so I kept that out of the house. Explains why they act like cavemen.


But look how Bruce Jenner turned-out, eating Wheaties every day!!!!!


Oh, wait...

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2024 06:14 PM (5fDan)

125 114 That story re Kellogg and testosterone sounds like complete bullshit to me.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 22, 2024 06:12 PM (XMwZJ)

++++

Unless it contains some dastardly amounts I don't really think this is much of an issue. Soy, I do worry about.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (7YG60)

126 Fetisov played with the KGB spy, Kasatonov, for years, even with the Devils. I always wondered how he could manage himself around a spy. I guess we will find out.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (IG7T0)

127 That table belongs in a D&D gaming basement
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 22, 2024 06:13 PM (/6GbT)

It's the Lunar Lander model on the table that cracks me up... I imagine the staff all gathered around while one of them demonstrates how the landing will go... with sound effects.

Posted by: neverBiden at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (eIGHH)

128 Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_
Remember when I was assaulted & held for ransom through the night by a mob of violent protesters at SFSU?
The police have finally informed me the case has been suspended as all charges are "alleged" & "unfounded"
I guess audio, video, & eyewitness evidence aren't admissible in SF

-
I refuse to believe such a thing could happen at one of our institutes of higher education!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (FVME7)

129 The Heritage Foundation’s Oversight Project revealed in a thread on X that “the rigging of the 2024 election is well underway,” as “Biden has tasked the entirety of the federal government to work directly with Democrat Get-Out-The-Vote operations”
_National File

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (IdKcu)

130 121
Graham crackers > gram of crack

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 06:14 PM (1gJuC)

Pikers.

Posted by: gram of Fent at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (ynpvh)

131 >For anyone interested, NASA is running a live feed of the Intuitive unmanned spacecraft due to land on the moon

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animation
what a gyp
I wanna see the view out the front

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (geLO8)

132 It's like saying Hitler "made a mistake".
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 06:12 PM (lX8VI)

What do YOU call not fortifying the Normandy coast!

Posted by: Zombie Adolph at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (dGCAG)

133 Scrapple is a pig product

Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 06:16 PM (IG7T0)

134 We have a fascist government now.

Posted by: Big Fat Cracker Daddy at February 22, 2024 06:16 PM (rbfpx)

135 These assholes have pissed on the Constitution and ruined peoples’ lives for nothing but politics. There should be a terrible reckoning for guys like Garland; and I give a fuck if it looks like “score settling”.
Posted by: UGAdawg at February 22, 2024 06:12 PM (tRd71

It isn't just his "score" to "settle", is it?

And it's such a nasty way to put it. If a crime was committed, then prosecute the crime. That is how the law works. It has nothing to do with personal vengeance. It's civilizational vengeance, if it is even vengeance at all.

A stolen election is stolen from everybody, not just the losing candidate from the other major party.

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:16 PM (9UlRk)

136 123 > My boys ate eggs and pig product and toast.

What an interesting way of phrasing that. Makes me think you provided some non-mainstream pig-based food.

Pickled pigs feet?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 06:14 PM (6OrcJ)

Those are tasty. I've also had pig intestines (chinese style). I won't eat the vietnamese curdles pigs blood, though. I have some qualms about eating blood (even blood sausage).

Posted by: gram of Fent at February 22, 2024 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

137 pig product

Used to date her.
No kidding, a pal refered to her as "pig vomit".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 06:17 PM (1gJuC)

138 My next pet name for my lover will be Gila.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 22, 2024 06:17 PM (J8LnB)

139 animation
what a gyp
I wanna see the view out the front
Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (geLO

Can't. This isn't 1969, we don't have the technological know-how.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 06:17 PM (dGCAG)

140 Off sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

141 Whoops! 6 minutes to lunar landing

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2024 06:18 PM (5fDan)

142 I'm slowly sliding to that part of the spectrum that believes "we're not voting ourselves out of this mess."

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2024 06:18 PM (JeYYB)

143 Okay, when do we see the landing selfies?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:18 PM (ynpvh)

144 Boneless Pork Rectum!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 06:18 PM (1gJuC)

145 118 Having reviewed the prior thread, and rewatching Biden snap at a reporter, I am now surer than ever that Joe is indeed, a gila monster.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

++++

He used to have the presence of mind to do a oh-so-phony laugh when he was hit with an accusation. Now it seems he quickly comes unraveled and yells. Maybe he's turned the corner.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2024 06:18 PM (7YG60)

146 I wanna see the view out the front
Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (geLO

They said they can't plug into the live feed from the Lander because of bandwidth issues so... OK, then how about just pointing one of the cameras at the screen that's displaying the live feed? I'm not all that interested in watching a bunch of guys sitting in front of computers.

Posted by: neverBiden at February 22, 2024 06:18 PM (eIGHH)

147 >>139 animation
what a gyp
I wanna see the view out the front
Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (geLO

Can't. This isn't 1969, we don't have the technological know-how.
Posted by: BurtTC


Lame simulations disappoint.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:18 PM (eYF7X)

148 138 My next pet name for my lover will be Gila.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 22, 2024 06:17 PM (J8LnB)

that's monstrous!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

149 We have a fascist government now.

I honestly saw this coming, in general terms, when I saw the Federal Response to 9/11.

Posted by: Baked Into the Cake at February 22, 2024 06:19 PM (euJM3)

150 Holy shit, was I naive.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2024 05:52 PM (JeYYB)

You and a lot of good people.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 06:19 PM (lX8VI)

151 144 Boneless Pork Rectum!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 06:18 PM (1gJuC)

Inverted, for your pleasure.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

152 This is just like guys landing on the moon. In studio.

Posted by: Big Fat Cracker Daddy at February 22, 2024 06:20 PM (rbfpx)

153 It's probably landing in some remote desert region in Nevada. It's all an illusion. - Qanon followers

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:20 PM (eYF7X)

154 Yeah but the Good Guys will keep the Bad Guys in check because ohhhh fuck they're all the Bad Guys aren't they?

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:20 PM (9UlRk)

155 Lame simulations disappoint.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:18 PM (eYF7X)

That's what SHE said.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 06:20 PM (dGCAG)

156 So... is an 'inverted' pork rectum just turned inside out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2024 06:20 PM (di6C2)

157
animation
what a gyp
I wanna see the view out the front

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:15 PM (geLO


All camera lenses may be covered until after landing to keep-off dust kicked-up by the landing engine

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2024 06:20 PM (5fDan)

158 153 It's probably landing in some remote desert region in Nevada. It's all an illusion. - Qanon followers

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:20 PM (eYF7X)

Yup. FAKE.

Posted by: Flat Earf Society at February 22, 2024 06:20 PM (ynpvh)

159 We have a fascist government now.
Posted by: Big Fat Cracker Daddy

I wouldn't say that. Not if I wanted to avoid being sent to the camps.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 06:21 PM (FVME7)

160 "Straight up telling your quarry what you intend to do lessens the chance of your success.”

I get that, but I like red meat; say “I do not intend to settle scores, but my administration will make sure political prosecutions that only flow one way will come to an end. No longer will pro life protesters have their doors kicked in while violent left wing mobs burn cities. That shit stops”

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 22, 2024 06:21 PM (tRd71)

161 I can't get excited about this
Neil and Buzz did it a long f***ing time ago

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:21 PM (geLO8)

162 156 So... is an 'inverted' pork rectum just turned inside out?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2024 06:20 PM (di6C2)

My assumption. That it's boneless implys a boned version...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

163 That's what SHE said.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 06:20 PM (dGCAG)

Thanks for catching us up on that one Burt.

Posted by: Big Fat Cracker Daddy at February 22, 2024 06:22 PM (rbfpx)

164 161 I can't get excited about this
Neil and Buzz did it a long f***ing time ago
Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:21 PM (geLO

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And with slide rulers!

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2024 06:22 PM (JeYYB)

165 Got some sweet nasa swag going on in that room

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 22, 2024 06:22 PM (/6GbT)

166 They're watching us - Intuitive Machines-1

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:22 PM (eYF7X)

167 House voted to impeach Mayorkas, Senate has not done squat... ergo... there are no consequences for not doing your job.

Until this changes, the Admin will tell Congress to FU.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 06:23 PM (xaFKb)

168 111 I keep seeing these Trump townhalls where he’s asked about people being concerned about “score settling”. He gives a soft answer about success being enough, but shouldn’t there be some score settling? These assholes have pissed on the Constitution and ruined peoples’ lives for nothing but politics. There should be a terrible reckoning for guys like Garland; and I give a fuck if it looks like “score settling”.
Posted by: UGAdawg at February 22, 2024 06:12 PM (tRd71)

This stops only if there is harsh score-settling. Will those who would be on the recceiving end give up a massacre to allow a Mexican standoff? Of course it wouldn't. The assurance of the ability to act with impunity predictably has led to a garbage tier police state.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2024 06:23 PM (KSNKu)

169 161 I can't get excited about this
Neil and Buzz did it a long f***ing time ago

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:21 PM (geLO

I was too young to remember.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

170 My assumption. That it's boneless implys a boned version...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

*types, deletes Vaush joke*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2024 06:23 PM (di6C2)

171 Given the repeated failure of recent unmanned moon missions I am beginning to think the manned missions decades ago were faked.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:23 PM (cOq4q)

172 Garland is one of many tumors on what used to be the rule of law.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 22, 2024 06:23 PM (roH4R)

173 What's with the f'n simulations! Who wants to see a live feed from the lander, not from the control station?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:24 PM (ynpvh)

174 "Those are tasty. I've also had pig intestines (chinese style)."

Had some menudo for the first time a couple of weeks ago.
The soup base was outstanding.
The tripe. Well that was a bit off putting but was not the horror show I thought it would be.
Xalos restaurant.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 22, 2024 06:24 PM (VMFAF)

175 One interesting thing to note... in the Democrats feeding frenzy to get Trump, they are destroying the very concept of Sovereign Immunity.

They are saying Trump can be sued CIVALLY for things he said and did as President.

This opens up a whole universe of possibilities, like suing Biden CIVIALLY for damages from Illegal Immigration.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 06:25 PM (xaFKb)

176 I've been partial to calling it the "Public-Private Complex" lately.

It's what we have now, and it's what fascism is, but you don't have to say fascism because that's apparently just a sartorial choice now and not a coherent ideology --END SARCASM--

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:25 PM (9UlRk)

177 Had some menudo for the first time a couple of weeks ago.


The one time I tried menudo it tasted like chunky vomit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:25 PM (eYF7X)

178 I'd rather eat tripe than Okra.

Posted by: Big Fat Cracker Daddy at February 22, 2024 06:26 PM (rbfpx)

179 NASA sending unmanned spacecraft to the moon. That's 20th century technology at 21st century prices!

So impressed. Let's knock out our phone for another day.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 22, 2024 06:26 PM (os8zY)

180 174 "Those are tasty. I've also had pig intestines (chinese style)."

Had some menudo for the first time a couple of weeks ago.
The soup base was outstanding.
The tripe. Well that was a bit off putting but was not the horror show I thought it would be.
Xalos restaurant.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 22, 2024 06:24 PM (VMFAF)

I LOVE eating menudo. I don't love Menudo (band).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:26 PM (ynpvh)

181 I get that, but I like red meat; say “I do not intend to settle scores, but my administration will make sure political prosecutions that only flow one way will come to an end. No longer will pro life protesters have their doors kicked in while violent left wing mobs burn cities. That shit stops”
Posted by: UGAdawg at February 22, 2024 06:21 PM (tRd71)

Nope.... "I will follow the rules and Precedents they are currently setting".

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (xaFKb)

182 The thing about "some" on the lunar and planetary missions is that they're not state sponsored.

Which is cool.

Depending on your non-state sponsor.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Q4IgG)

183 Wasn't Menudo a Boy band from the late 80s. From Mexico?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (di6C2)

184 When do we find out it crashed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

185 (We secretly replaced Maj. Healey's menudo with chunky vomit. Let's see what happens...)

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (geLO8)

186 on = of

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Q4IgG)

187 Space-X would have landed with full 4K video and the craft would expand upon landing into a Tesla factory. NASA is lame AF.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (eYF7X)

188 That's 20th century technology at 21st century prices!

So impressed. Let's knock out our phone for another day.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 22, 2024 06:26 PM (os8zY)

I wonder how this thing and the Apollo 11 mission compare in cost. Adjusted for inflation yadda yadda etc.

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:28 PM (9UlRk)

189 183 Wasn't Menudo a Boy band from the late 80s. From Mexico?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (di6C2)

Yes. They cycled-out band members when they got too old and cycled in new, fresh boys. Sorta like what the elites do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

190 171 Given the repeated failure of recent unmanned moon missions I am beginning to think the manned missions decades ago were faked.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:23 PM (cOq4q)

Nah, those had Men driving... you notice we still don't really have reliable self driving cars? and that's on earth.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 06:28 PM (xaFKb)

191 >>> So... is an 'inverted' pork rectum just turned inside out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

They say 'inverted' because is sounds more appetising than "prolapsed pig rectum".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:28 PM (cOq4q)

192 sorry- that was unfunny

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:28 PM (geLO8)

193 They are saying Trump can be sued CIVALLY for things he said and did as President. This opens up a whole universe of possibilities, like suing Biden CIVIALLY for damages from Illegal Immigration.

The law is not evenly applied. Hasn't been for a long time. Won't be unless we have a successful coup.

Posted by: Baked Into the Cake at February 22, 2024 06:29 PM (euJM3)

194 184 When do we find out it crashed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

"Possible communications challenge..."
Uh-huh. That happens when something crashes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

195 "everything is on the table as to what is next"

Sounds like a solid plan. Good prep.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 22, 2024 06:30 PM (MvF+J)

196 191 >>> So... is an 'inverted' pork rectum just turned inside out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

They say 'inverted' because is sounds more appetising than "prolapsed pig rectum".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:28 PM (cOq4q)

Makes you wonder how they went prolapsed...and may explained the boned versions...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:30 PM (ynpvh)

197 175 One interesting thing to note... in the Democrats feeding frenzy to get Trump, they are destroying the very concept of Sovereign Immunity.

They are saying Trump can be sued CIVALLY for things he said and did as President.

This opens up a whole universe of possibilities, like suing Biden CIVIALLY for damages from Illegal Immigration.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 06:25 PM (xaFKb)


The progressive judge hearing the summary judgment to dismiss the case against xher political buddies will see no contradition or hypocrisy at all in dismissing the cases. Get out of shithole jurisdictions.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2024 06:30 PM (KSNKu)

198 185 (We secretly replaced Maj. Healey's menudo with chunky vomit. Let's see what happens...)

once, when mrs. chronda and i patronized our favorite mexican restaurant, mrs. chronda saw menudo on the specials board. she decided to order herself a bowl. after one spoonful, she tried to trade it to me for my tamales. i declined.

Posted by: anachronda at February 22, 2024 06:30 PM (sGtp+)

199 194 184 When do we find out it crashed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

"Possible communications challenge..."
Uh-huh. That happens when something crashes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah... you know those Cell phone outages earlier today?

Posted by: Guy at NASA trying to get his phone AP to work at February 22, 2024 06:30 PM (xaFKb)

200 I foresee many sternly worded letters in the near future.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 06:30 PM (bWsRe)

201 In space no one can hear you say, "Oh shit!"

Posted by: pawn at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (QB+5g)

202 190 171 Given the repeated failure of recent unmanned moon missions I am beginning to think the manned missions decades ago were faked.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:23 PM (cOq4q)

Nah, those had Men driving... you notice we still don't really have reliable self driving cars? and that's on earth.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 06:28 PM (xaFKb)


The Venusians didn't set-up their first Lunar base defense laser battery until 1983.

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (5fDan)

203 191 >>> So... is an 'inverted' pork rectum just turned inside out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

They say 'inverted' because is sounds more appetising than "prolapsed pig rectum".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:28 PM (cOq4q)

And yet, I laughed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (di6C2)

204 Garland is probably turned evil to repay his missed opportunity for the Supreme Court

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (fwDg9)

205 194 184 When do we find out it crashed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

"Possible communications challenge..."
Uh-huh. That happens when something crashes.


challenges were made...

Posted by: anachronda at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (sGtp+)

206 well, I've eaten Spam and chorizo, so, to each his own

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (geLO8)

207 The progressive judge hearing the summary judgment to dismiss the case against xher political buddies will see no contradition or hypocrisy at all in dismissing the cases. Get out of shithole jurisdictions.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2024 06:30 PM (KSNKu)

Ah, but some of these Civil cases are in STATE courts...

And we still have a couple of Red State...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (xaFKb)

208 Possible communications challenge..."
Uh-huh. That happens when something crashes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

"Did anyone ask the lander what pronouns to use over the radio before we launched? Well, son of a bitch. Shut 'er down. "

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:32 PM (9UlRk)

209 "about to do a terminal maneuver..."
Crashing is a terminal maneuver...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

210 Ha, ha, ha, stupid computers!!!

Posted by: Zombie Neil Armstrong at February 22, 2024 06:32 PM (QB+5g)

211 208 Possible communications challenge..."
Uh-huh. That happens when something crashes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

"Did anyone ask the lander what pronouns to use over the radio before we launched? Well, son of a bitch. Shut 'er down. "

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:32 PM (9UlRk)

they didn't ask the Moon, either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

212 204 Garland is probably turned evil to repay his missed opportunity for the Supreme Court

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (fwDg9)

Nah, always evil, just mostly unleashed now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

213 >In space no one can hear you say, "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload a' dimes!"

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:33 PM (geLO8)

214 Rapid descent disassembly.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2024 06:33 PM (xpBzi)

215 >>> My assumption. That it's boneless implys a boned version...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

In the meat departments around here they label certain cuts as "boned" because they stuck a bone in it, and left the bone so you know they did in fact.bone it.

Found it confusing at first until... bing... Yup, they most defintiely boned that meat because it is still there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:33 PM (cOq4q)

216 Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (xaFKb)


True, but even most Red states have deep Blue cities in them where the defendants would likely live. Austin. Nashville. Raleigh...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2024 06:33 PM (KSNKu)

217 Given the repeated failure of recent unmanned moon missions I am beginning to think the manned missions decades ago were faked.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:23 PM (cOq4q

To be fair back then nasa had evil white men doing regular math. Today it’s DEI “engineers” doing common core math that’s not racist.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 06:33 PM (bWsRe)

218 Laws for Thee but not for Me is their modus operandi.... get used to it going forward.

Posted by: tubal at February 22, 2024 06:33 PM (Mp5Lb)

219 206 well, I've eaten Spam and chorizo, so, to each his own

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (geLO

Chorizo and eggs. My kids love that. Well one kid; the other is allergic to eggs, so have to cook (a small bit of it) with fake eggs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

220 209 "about to do a terminal maneuver..."
Crashing is a terminal maneuver...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

Crash? it's an unscheduled Gravity Event....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2024 06:33 PM (xaFKb)

221 Fast and Furious was it. When the Congress held Holder in contempt, DoJ refused to empanel the grand jury, and Issa let them get away with it. After that they've simply done as they please, flipping the bird at Congress, the President, everyone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 06:34 PM (0FoWg)

222 "everything is on the table as to what is next"

Makes up for its vapidity with its flexibility.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 22, 2024 06:34 PM (MvF+J)

223 >Crashing is a terminal maneuver...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)



can't say crash
say 'flight into terrain'

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:34 PM (geLO8)

224 206 well, I've eaten Spam and chorizo, so, to each his own
Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:31 PM (geLO

Mom made Spam once when I was a kid and I remembered I hated it. About 6-7 years ago, I decided to try it again. I seasoned and fried it up.

Dear Lord. If I was starving, I am sure the calories would be welcome, but it would have to be a while into the burning times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2024 06:34 PM (di6C2)

225 So Trump has to come up with 455+ million dollars to even apply for appeal ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2024 06:34 PM (Akjoo)

226 215 >>> My assumption. That it's boneless implys a boned version...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

In the meat departments around here they label certain cuts as "boned" because they stuck a bone in it, and left the bone so you know they did in fact.bone it.

Found it confusing at first until... bing... Yup, they most defintiely boned that meat because it is still there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:33 PM (cOq4q)

Somehow, that sounds VERY unappetizing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

227 > Rapid descent disassembly.

RUD: Rapid unplanned disassembly.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 06:35 PM (6OrcJ)

228 Spam is for camping trips

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:35 PM (geLO8)

229 It's me donna. Yep.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2024 06:35 PM (xpBzi)

230 "we're also not dead yet"...
Sounds like maybe you are.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

231 "So Trump has to come up with 455+ million dollars to even apply for appeal ?"

It's the new normal. For Trump only.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 22, 2024 06:35 PM (VMFAF)

232 Waiting on the status of the landing...uh oh

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:35 PM (eYF7X)

233 118 Having reviewed the prior thread, and rewatching Biden snap at a reporter, I am now surer than ever that Joe is indeed, a gila monster.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2024 06:13 PM (dGCAG)
----
Well he did have blood coming out of his eye .... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - Let me know at February 22, 2024 06:35 PM (qfLjt)

234 Somehow, that sounds VERY unappetizing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

Cream filled donut >>>>>>> Cream filled porterhouse

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:36 PM (9UlRk)

235 Negative altitude.

Posted by: pawn at February 22, 2024 06:36 PM (QB+5g)

236 A signal...a faint signal. I guess not complete disassembly. Johnny-5 Alive!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:36 PM (ynpvh)

237 "He said his staff moved his stuff to his garage."

When Trump asked staff to do this, it became a conspiracy.

And since Biden's aides aren't mentis compos, why should they not be tried?

Posted by: Harun at February 22, 2024 06:36 PM (c2WeP)

238 Nah, those had Men driving... you notice we still don't really have reliable self driving cars? and that's on earth.
Posted by: Romeo13

Very good point.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 06:36 PM (cOq4q)

239 234 Somehow, that sounds VERY unappetizing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

Cream filled donut >>>>>>> Cream filled porterhouse

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:36 PM (9UlRk)

I asked for Au Jus...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:37 PM (ynpvh)

240 231 "So Trump has to come up with 455+ million dollars to even apply for appeal ?"

It's the new normal. For Trump only.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 22, 2024 06:35 PM (VMFAF)

Trust them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2024 06:37 PM (di6C2)

241 Remember focusing on success is a sign of white supremacy. So whether or not the mission objectives were met is irrelevant. What matters is everyone tried.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 06:37 PM (bWsRe)

242 Cream filled donut >>>>>>> Cream filled porterhouse

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:36 PM (9UlRk)

I asked for Au Jus...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:37 PM (ynpvh)

On a donut?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2024 06:37 PM (di6C2)

243 231 "So Trump has to come up with 455+ million dollars to even apply for appeal ?"

It's the new normal. For Trump only.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 22, 2024 06:35 PM (VMFAF)

Whoreshill said so. Only for Trump, not for Leftists.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:37 PM (ynpvh)

244 221 Fast and Furious was it. When the Congress held Holder in contempt, DoJ refused to empanel the grand jury, and Issa let them get away with it. After that they've simply done as they please, flipping the bird at Congress, the President, everyone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 06:34 PM (0FoWg)

++++
Yes.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 22, 2024 06:38 PM (7YG60)

245 I'm thinking most spacecraft that lands on the Moon has HIGH GAIN ANTENNAS!!!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:38 PM (eYF7X)

246 @225

>>So Trump has to come up with 455+ million dollars to even apply for appeal ?

It's 455 plus an additional 87k per day because reasons.

As was noted, it appears these monsters saw what Trumps available liquid funds were along with his daily cash flow and simply said, that's our vig, cough it up or we start taking you're shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2024 06:38 PM (XV/Pl)

247 > Given the repeated failure of recent unmanned moon missions I am beginning to think the manned missions decades ago were faked.

They've done some amazing unmanned Mars missions. I still get giddy thinking about the fact we put a freaking flying drone on Mars and it successfully flew around.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 06:38 PM (6OrcJ)

248 "We're transmitting"

Lander:"I'm hurt, my legs are broken, and it's dark down here!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

249 As to what is next, I say we use the table, yes of course, but we can also use all the other furniture too. We need to think outside the table trap.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at February 22, 2024 06:38 PM (MvF+J)

250 If the landing wasn't video taped it didn't happen.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2024 06:40 PM (eYF7X)

251 One reason, or "the" reason why our space program is sometimes (mostly) in the shitter is DEI.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2024 06:40 PM (Q4IgG)

252 Surprise! Merrick Garland Blows Off Deadline to Turn Over Special Counsel's "Poor Memory" Transcript to Congress

Normally, they'd pull the "We can't release documents related to on ongoing investigation", but if they've publicly announced no charges, that easy out is denied. I guess the OTHER easy out is to ignore congress and rely on the compliant media to just not report on the outrageous abuse of power. Probably not a bad bet in normal times, but I'd they really are turning on Biden and trying to get him out of office before the election, all bets are off.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 22, 2024 06:41 PM (ycI94)

253 Bonless Pork Rectums:
"While some may find the idea unappetizing, others swear by the unique flavor and texture that these rectums provide."

https://tinyurl.com/23xxa9yk

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

254 Dear Lord. If I was starving, I am sure the calories would be welcome, but it would have to be a while into the burning times.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Dude. Spam musubi. It's the bomb.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2024 06:41 PM (4M6lF)

255 Forcing Trump to come up with 1/2 a billion dollars to appeal will save our precious democraxy, trust the science.

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 06:41 PM (bWsRe)

256 NOOD Don Henley

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

257 >"We haven't received what we requested and everything is on the table as to what is next," a Judiciary committee spokesperson told the Daily Caller.

---


1st things first: they have to decide what kind of table, how big, what shape, etc

then they're going to need a vendor to bring in lunches
you have to get the coffee right
and: bagels or donuts?

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 06:42 PM (geLO8)

258 > Dude. Spam musubi. It's the bomb.

Is that the new Renault-Nissan-Musubi model?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2024 06:42 PM (6OrcJ)

259 I have a friend at IM that has worked on that mission from day one. I texted him earlier and he said "Fingers crossed". I'm sure he's freaking out right now.

Posted by: pawn at February 22, 2024 06:43 PM (QB+5g)

260 I feel like making it illegal to force someone to pay for the right to a trial was already figured out by a bunch of barons in a field in England in a year long enough ago that it could plausibly be a time on a 12 hour clock....

But I'm not a historian.

Posted by: Warai-O'toko at February 22, 2024 06:44 PM (9UlRk)

261 According to Hollywood only was a space mission can succeed is with 3 black women math geniuses. Guess this mission didn't have them?

Posted by: Montec at February 22, 2024 06:45 PM (bWsRe)

262 Michelle and Barack Obama's daughter Malia changes her name as she steps out of her parents' shadow
The former White House occupants share two daughters


Share two daughters? That phrasing seems...odd.

In what appears to be an attempt to distance herself from the nepo-baby stigma – her parents launched a production company, Higher Ground, in 2018 – the Harvard graduate has dropped 'Obama' from her last name in favor of a different stage moniker. During the Sundance Institute's Meet the Artist spotlight video, it was revealed that Malia is using her middle name as she was referred to as Malia Ann.

Wow...she, uh....really inherited her "mother's" good looks!
https://tinyurl.com/ympsh7s6

Posted by: Intercepted Hello Magazine Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 22, 2024 06:47 PM (ycI94)

263 It's the new normal. For Trump only.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 22, 2024 06:35 PM (VMFAF)

Extortion

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2024 06:49 PM (lX8VI)

264 Was it Malia or Sasha who banged Hunter? I forgot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2024 06:51 PM (0FoWg)

265 264 Was it Malia or Sasha who banged Hunter? I forgot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

They tag teamed him

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2024 06:52 PM (cRUVN)

266 Where can I get me some of this Dengue?

@nypost

Hard truth: Dengue fever may be causing spontaneous erections that last for hours, scientists say

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2024 06:54 PM (CWkuC)

267 The Heritage Foundation’s Oversight Project revealed in a thread on X that “the rigging of the 2024 election is well underway,” as “Biden has tasked the entirety of the federal government to work directly with Democrat Get-Out-The-Vote operations” –
_National File

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 07:29 PM (IdKcu)

268 oops

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 07:29 PM (IdKcu)

269 Congress could get their attention if they had any testicular fortitude. The new DOJ budget is now 10% of what it used to be.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at February 22, 2024 08:03 PM (ec6Sw)

270 Didn't Kellogg specifically make cereal to stop people from masturbating by lowering their testosterone with garbage ingredients?
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2024 05:59 PM (JeYYB)

Nope. They put a picture of Rosie O'Donnell on the box.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 22, 2024 08:33 PM (iODuv)

271 @207 I've heard soy and tofu shrinks your testicles!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at February 22, 2024 09:59 PM (snyZJ)

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