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pinksunrise.jpg
A picture from garrett's Vision Board
He wants to "manifest Full Gay"


Very happy penguin.

Sound on. It's an auditory illusion!


Border collie plays volleyball.

Poor doggie really wants to go into the dog-pool but he's afraid.

The Pursuit.

Company!


Sharing a snack with a friend.







Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 no way.

Posted by: Auspex at February 22, 2024 07:31 PM (j4U/Z)

2 Way!

Posted by: Jamaica at February 22, 2024 07:33 PM (IG7T0)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

4 Why are we being punished with mephitic and perverted penguins?

Have we disappointed you yet again, Ace?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2024 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

5 Those winter sunset photos are just gorgeous.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 22, 2024 07:37 PM (ou9hh)

6 Very happy penguin.

If a penguin were that interested in my forearm, I'd change soaps.

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2024 07:39 PM (DgGvY)

7 The hell? Instagram never opens for me.

Posted by: Big fat cracker daddy at February 22, 2024 07:40 PM (rbfpx)

8 ::: breathing :::
Ah, better.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2024 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

9 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2024 07:40 PM (ENQN6)

10 Sharing a snack with a friend.

Teach the monkey to use a knife. That'll end well.

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

11 Later on, that guy is going to remember that he showed the monkey how to use a knife...but it will be too late.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2024 07:42 PM (XeU6L)

12 Jinx!

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2024 07:43 PM (DgGvY)

13 I'd ride that 'coaster if I was the one with the handlebars.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2024 07:44 PM (7A77x)

14 That little penguin is such a joy to see. What a happy little critter.

*glares at Duncanthrax *

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2024 07:46 PM (hSexu)

15
10, 11
Morons are inherently cynical.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2024 07:46 PM (XeU6L)

16 Sound on. It's an auditory illusion!

For the visual learners...

http://tinyurl.com/57jm5pf5

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 07:46 PM (s8ZA+)

17 These young birds are often seen trying to fornicate with anything that has a temperature over the ambient, and frequently injure themselves and the objects of their affections with ghastly results.

It was long before the Spaniards could conquer their repugnance to the penguin. A frequent native mode of cooking the penguin is to boil it, taking out the leaves of fat, which are melted and clarified, and put into a calabash or dish, into which they dip the flesh of the penguin as they eat it.

Posted by: AI Penguin Facts at February 22, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

18 That first photo looks like a cotton candy orchard.

The scene is so sublime, I would be reluctant to tread the snow-covered path for fear of ruining its beauty. I'm just grateful that I can sit here - with my cup of hot chocolate - and admire the picture on my computer screen.

Posted by: Paco at February 22, 2024 07:47 PM (njExo)

19 Ah...the Italian scene carries the chill away.

Posted by: Paco at February 22, 2024 07:49 PM (njExo)

20 11 Later on, that guy is going to remember that he showed the monkey how to use a knife...but it will be too late.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.



It will be fine. Trust us!

Posted by: Planet of the Apes at February 22, 2024 07:49 PM (v9vY1)

21 Got a Border Collie shortly after my ex and I were married. A wonderful, super-intelligent doggeh...but oh boy what a lot of work. We both had to work at the time and that's just not any kind of situation to subject an animal like this to. We finally (and sadly) worked very hard to find him a proper new home on a farm. New owners allowed us to come visit from time to time. He was in pooch heaven on earth and it turned out to be a great decision.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 22, 2024 07:50 PM (V8he0)

22 An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2024 07:51 PM (ENQN6)

23 Last video: music borrowed from Spectre

COL 🏒 DET no score after 1

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 07:51 PM (geLO8)

24 Bunnies...sneaky little bastages.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2024 07:52 PM (Wnv9h)

25 Handlebar moustache ride??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 07:53 PM (2yu8s)

26 I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!

-Toaster

Posted by: Maximum Overdrive at February 22, 2024 07:54 PM (v9vY1)

27 Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo 6h
I've obtained documents alleging that Harvard DEI administrator Shirley Greene plagiarized more than 40 passages in her PhD thesis, making her the third black woman at Harvard to be accused of academic fraud.

Harvard's plagiarism crisis is spinning out of control.

Greene is a Title IX coordinator affiliated with the Office for Gender Equity. She has worked to advance "Diversity, Inclusion, and Belonging," and hosted a panel on "The Past, Present, and Future of Juneteenth" with the DEI department.

The Harvard Crimson previously downplayed the allegations against Greene, but I have obtained the full plagiarism complaint that paints a much more damning indictment of Greene’s scholarship than the student newspaper had let on.

In the dissertation, Greene lifts multiple passages directly from Janelle Lee Woo’s 2004 dissertation, "Chinese American Female Identity." In one section, Greene copied words, phrases, and nearly entire paragraphs verbatim, without proper attribution or quotation.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 07:54 PM (2yu8s)

28 Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo 6h
In addition, Greene lifted an entire table on "Racial/Ethnic Identity Development Models," a foundational concept in the paper, without proper attribution to Woo. This appears to be a flagrant violation of Harvard's plagiarism policy.

In total, the complaint identifies dozens of such passages in Greene's dissertation, ranging from minor infringements to what appears to be outright theft of concepts and language.

Harvard's policy is quite clear: "If you copy language word for word from another source and use that language in your paper, you are plagiarizing verbatim."
http://tinyurl.com/3bu7hm6c

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 07:54 PM (2yu8s)

29 >An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown.

Posted by: rhennigantx
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is that the official word

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 07:55 PM (geLO8)

30 Teamsters going to endorse Trump?

They gave $45k to the RNC. First time in 20 years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2024 07:55 PM (NYzgN)

31 >>An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown.

If only the sun was powerful enough to affect the climate.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2024 07:55 PM (CWkuC)

32 An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown.



Climate change?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2024 07:56 PM (NYzgN)

33 An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Caused by Putin firing a Iranian missile into the sun. Everything is a Russian plot. Prove me wrong. - Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 07:57 PM (s8ZA+)

34 Pizza time!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2024 07:57 PM (6X8wc)

35 27 Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo 6h
I've obtained documents alleging that Harvard DEI administrator Shirley Greene plagiarized more than 40 passages in her PhD thesis, making her the third black woman at Harvard to be accused of academic fraud.



It's RACIST to point this out. Be better, Chris.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 07:57 PM (v9vY1)

36 JackStraw, are you the same JackStraw I follow on X, or is that a different JackStraw?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2024 07:57 PM (NYzgN)

37 Greetings! I love all the links. Can you imagine having that Italian villa?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 22, 2024 07:57 PM (MeG8a)

38 An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown.

Posted by: rhennigantx

is that the official word


In doing some searching of the (mostly unreliable) internet I am seeing the word "unlikely" all over the place. Who knows?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 22, 2024 07:57 PM (V8he0)

39 31 >>An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown.

If only the sun was powerful enough to affect the climate.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2024 07:55 PM (CWkuC)

32 An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown.



Climate change?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Horde mind at work. Not the first time on this very thread. Kind of impressive. And scary.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 07:58 PM (v9vY1)

40 >An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown

But it didn't cause other carriers to shut down? How does that work?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2024 07:58 PM (MTXhI)

41 >>JackStraw, are you the same JackStraw I follow on X, or is that a different JackStraw?

I don't think it's me. I just follow some people and make a few comments. I don't make posts.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2024 07:59 PM (CWkuC)

42
Look, I had chili with beans, and beer, for lunch, okay?

Posted by: Sol at February 22, 2024 07:59 PM (XeU6L)

43
21 & 22 Feb R3 Events
published: Thursday, February 22, 2024 06:52 UTC

X1.8 and X1.7 flares from Region 3590 occurred at 21/2307 UTC and 22/0632 UTC.
---
sounds serious
hell I don't know 😎

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 07:59 PM (geLO8)

44 Jeopardy Champions qualifier playoff, won by a
WAITRESS.

This, of course, renders the game meaningless. Get to it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2024 07:59 PM (zdLoL)

45 But it didn't cause other carriers to shut down? How does that work?

The Sun King wanted to bring Lily home.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 22, 2024 08:00 PM (V8he0)

46 https://www.spaceweather.gov/

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 08:01 PM (geLO8)

47 ABC News,
"A temporary network disruption that affected AT&T customers in the U.S. Thursday was caused by a software update gone wrong, according to preliminary information from two sources familiar with the situation.

Sources have told ABC News that there was nothing nefarious or malicious about the incident."
http://tinyurl.com/3jvxp7c3

Posted by: whig at February 22, 2024 08:01 PM (ScVFX)

48 >>>A picture from garrett's Vision Board
He wants to "manifest Full Gay"
----------------------------

Picture looks like the aisles at Hobby Lobby. Pink everywhere.
Went there today, asked the greater of undetermined sex where an item was located. It (caucasian) responded with an unintelligible accent. I walked away in the indicated direction.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 08:02 PM (IdKcu)

49 Elon Musk @elonmusk 9h
I can’t believe Gemini made these unfair pics of Truedough [andy: i.e. Justin]

http://tinyurl.com/42c24njf
IMAGES

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 08:03 PM (2yu8s)

50 An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown
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I don't quite get that. Not seen since 1980, but unprecedented?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2024 08:03 PM (XeU6L)

51 Happy penguin makes others happy !

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2024 08:03 PM (V13WU)

52 Another beautiful photo up top.

The monkey waiting for his watermelon was cute.

Posted by: Tuna at February 22, 2024 08:03 PM (oaGWv)

53 Sources have told ABC News that there was nothing nefarious or malicious about the incident."


Awiens...

Posted by: Cute Fuzzy Kitten at February 22, 2024 08:04 PM (v9vY1)

54 21 & 22 Feb R3 Events
published: Thursday, February 22, 2024 06:52 UTC

X1.8 and X1.7 flares from Region 3590 occurred at 21/2307 UTC and 22/0632 UTC.
---
sounds serious
hell I don't know 😎
Posted by: Don Black

Geezh. I invited all my three friends over for a solar flare party with tequila shots, shots, and lime. Oddly, nobody has responded. What's up with that?

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 08:04 PM (s8ZA+)

55 Unprecedented, since yesterday !

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2024 08:04 PM (V13WU)

56 It's RACIST to point this out. Be better, Chris.
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Black woman mugs Asian woman!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 08:04 PM (2yu8s)

57 >>>Poor doggie really wants to go into the dog-pool but he's afraid.

Does he eventually make it into the pool???

I guess we'll have to tune in next week to find the answer to that cliffhanger.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2024 08:05 PM (klJTj)

58 >>"A temporary network disruption that affected AT&T customers in the U.S. Thursday was caused by a software update gone wrong


Occam's razor slicing like a friggin hammer

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 08:06 PM (geLO8)

59 Look, I had chili with beans, and beer, for lunch, okay?

NO CARROTS??

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 08:07 PM (lGoSr)

60 Teamsters going to endorse Trump?

They gave $45k to the RNC. First time in 20 years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

OMG!

New floral arrangements ordered!

Posted by: Ronna McDaniel at February 22, 2024 08:07 PM (Qf3MP)

61 That little penguin is such a joy to see. What a happy little critter.

*glares at Duncanthrax *
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2024 07:46 PM


So far in this month, penguins have appeared 4 times, and regular bunnies twice.

The 'phile' commentator communities, to wit
alpacas, bats, baby pigs, baby skunks, giant watusi, leaf sheep, llamas, ostriches, baby pigs, river otters, Sauna Snow bunnies, Scotsmen in windblown kilts or equivalent, sea otters, and yaks, have appeared zero times.

Not to mention today's mephitic penguin is a tighter focused and slightly different POV of the same penguin/action presented here a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2024 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

62 The influence of Big Penguin on the Café is inescapable. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2024 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

63 Happy penguin makes others happy !

In many ways isn't this also the story of Kool cigarettes?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 08:08 PM (lGoSr)

64 Over at American Thinker there's an article about a stalwart, brave FBI agent getting busted stealing stuff from citizen's homes during searches. Houston FBI says Special Agent Nicholas Anthony Williams was charged with stealing stuff out of homes and stealing FBI property. I found his picture even though it's Black History Month.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2024 08:09 PM (0EOe9)

65 ABC News "A temporary network disruption that affected AT&T customers in the U.S. Thursday was caused by a software update gone wrong,

First it is solar flares and now it is a software intern that can't figure out to test its code (yes, its) before merging into the main code branch. Screw the disinformation, the misinformation! I am not buying any of this! Clearly this is the love child of Trump and Putin swapping DNA.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 08:10 PM (s8ZA+)

66 X1.8 and X1.7 flares from Region 3590 occurred at 21/2307 UTC and 22/0632 UTC.
---
sounds serious
hell I don't know 😎
Posted by: Don Black


Supposedly only the 26th largest event since 92. So, I'm going with more fear pr0n from the govmedia complex.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2024 08:10 PM (IG4Id)

67 I love the idea of the sidecar motorcycle roller-coaster. That's extremely clever.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 22, 2024 08:11 PM (v4NzZ)

68 Happy penguin makes others happy !
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2024 08:03 PM


Easy for you to say, señor. You're not trying to clean up and deodorize the Café for the next three days.

Posted by: The Café Janitorial Staff at February 22, 2024 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

69 A Clubbed seal pup, penguin and otter walk into a bar...

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 08:12 PM (lGoSr)

70 62 The influence of Big Penguin on the Café is inescapable. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax



Relax. They're going to miss the playoffs again anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 08:13 PM (v9vY1)

71 That little penguin is such a joy to see. What a happy little critter.

*glares at Duncanthrax *
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2024 07:46 PM

So far in this month, penguins have appeared 4 times, and regular bunnies twice.

The 'phile' commentator communities, to wit
alpacas, bats, baby pigs, baby skunks, giant watusi, leaf sheep, llamas, ostriches, baby pigs, river otters, Sauna Snow bunnies, Scotsmen in windblown kilts or equivalent, sea otters, and yaks, have appeared zero times.

Not to mention today's mephitic penguin is a tighter focused and slightly different POV of the same penguin/action presented here a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I am here representing the Prairie Dog lobby. Zero representation. What is this place? A Google AI experiment?

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 08:13 PM (s8ZA+)

72 The Madame Web Pitch Meeting is up. And as usual the worst movies cause the best Pitch Meetings.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2024 08:15 PM (o3/x/)

73 A Barbie winter wonderland. I love it!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2024 08:15 PM (NpAcC)

74 That girl’s backyard is the ocean. Wow.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2024 08:16 PM (NxC5+)

75 An unprecedented solar flare unseen in 43 years happened today and caused a massive AT&T shutdown
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I don't quite get that. Not seen since 1980, but unprecedented?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2024 08:03 PM (XeU6L)

each flare is its own thing, all of them will not be seen aside from the day they go off.

I assume the data doesn't start until 1980, and in some way this flare was unprecedented. Garbage level news writing.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2024 08:17 PM (eoQWY)

76 sidecar motorcycle roller-coaster.

At a motorcycle campout a guy had a amusement park rocket as a sidecar. Got so drunk and violent hadda be held down till sheriff arrived. Also had to stop the guy he hit from pushing his sidecar into the lake. Put him in his tent and zipped it, so drunk he couldn't get out.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 22, 2024 08:18 PM (PY7OA)

77 My classical radio station just played Hymn for the Fallen from Saving Private Ryan. Quite beautiful.

Posted by: Tuna at February 22, 2024 08:19 PM (oaGWv)

78 >>That girl’s backyard is the ocean. Wow.

That's a hotel. Still pretty nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2024 08:20 PM (CWkuC)

79 IIRC, that set of steps into the water was in a Bond movie.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2024 08:20 PM (CsUN+)

80 I am here representing the Prairie Dog lobby. Zero representation. What is this place? A Google AI experiment?
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 08:13 PM


Have your AoSHQ Cynomysphile Society representatives lobby Ace. Once you've been recognized, you can contact me and apply for space on the Balanced Scorecard.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2024 08:20 PM (a3Q+t)

81 My classical radio station just played Hymn for the Fallen from Saving Private Ryan. Quite beautiful.
Posted by: Tuna

My redneck playlist just played Theme from ''Walking Tall'' (1973).

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 08:21 PM (s8ZA+)

82 52

'The monkey waiting for his watermelon was cute.'

Try requesting that picture in Gemini AI

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 22, 2024 08:21 PM (roH4R)

83 Sources have told ABC News that there was nothing nefarious or malicious about the incident."


Awiens...
Posted by: Cute Fuzzy Kitten at February 22, 2024 08:04 PM (v9vY1)

While we have had no contact with these aliens, we have dubbed them "The RAVAGERS"...

-- text from a reportedly lame but fun video game about shooting giant ants and such during an alien invasion.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2024 08:21 PM (eoQWY)

84 82 52

'The monkey waiting for his watermelon was cute.'

Try requesting that picture in Gemini AI
Posted by: Dr. Claw



You'll finally get a white guy gnawing on a watermelon.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 08:22 PM (v9vY1)

85 84 82 52 Mickey Dolenz standing in line at a fruit stand.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2024 08:24 PM (0EOe9)

86 When I go hang-gliding, it looks exactly like that...except not on purpose.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 22, 2024 08:27 PM (XMwZJ)

87 I have been holding this one back...proof that it isn't a guy's world, be it man or in this case bird.

http://tinyurl.com/mm4wm2w2

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 08:27 PM (s8ZA+)

88
My redneck playlist just played Theme from ''Walking Tall'' (1973).
Posted by: Lost in Space


MITCHELL!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2024 08:31 PM (63Dwl)

89 That girl’s backyard is the ocean. Wow.

That's a hotel. Still pretty nice.
Posted by: JackStraw

The full version of this show her trimming George Clooney's nose hairs.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 08:33 PM (s8ZA+)

90 Sad to hear about GnuBreed, he seemed like a swell sort.

Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2024 08:36 PM (PZvjL)

91 COL 1 DET 0 after 2

Redwings look like the old Soviet teams in their all red unis

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 08:37 PM (geLO8)

92 >>Redwings look like the old Soviet teams in their all red unis

For a few years in the 90s they were an old Soviet team.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2024 08:41 PM (CWkuC)

93 Elon Musk @elonmusk 9h
I can’t believe Gemini made these unfair pics of Truedough [andy: i.e. Justin]

http://tinyurl.com/42c24njf
IMAGES
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 08:03 PM (2yu8s)
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We are looking to see if Musk still has any bank accounts left in Canada.

Posted by: Chrystia Freeland, seig heil at February 22, 2024 08:41 PM (2SuyT)

94 That girl’s backyard is the ocean. Wow.
Posted by: Eromero


Wouldn't want to mow it. I'd just get a whole ton of leaf sheep.

Posted by: mikeski at February 22, 2024 08:42 PM (DgGvY)

95 The full version of this show her trimming George Clooney's nose hairs.
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 22, 2024 08:33 PM (s8ZA+)
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With her toes. Very dexterous toes.

Posted by: George Clooney at February 22, 2024 08:42 PM (2SuyT)

96 Judge Engoron says a Trump commercial property that brings in ~$200M a year in rent is only worth $40M. That is only 1/5th annual (assumed) gross revenue.
Trump said it was worth ~800M, twenty years (assumed) gross rent may be a optimistic.

Bringing it down to more common values, say a residental rental going for $2500 a month, $30,000 a year, and $600,000 over twenty years... which may be high but a hell of lot more realistic than declaring that unit only worth $6,000 as Engoron would claim.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 08:43 PM (cOq4q)

97 "A temporary network disruption that affected AT&T customers in the U.S. Thursday was caused by a software update gone wrong, "

Lol. Competence!

That's why you implement things in the TEST environment first before implementing them in PROD

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 22, 2024 08:44 PM (ou9hh)

98 From the sidebar: Based on the hourly news blurb I heard from Shitlib Radio aka ABC on the way home, NASA seems to be trying to take credit for the moon lander. Not a mention of Intuitive Machines, just some puff about what a glorious victory it was for NASA and The Science(tm). Comrade Joe must have personally thrown it to the moon while taking a break from personally crushing thousands of Russian tanks every day.

Anyway, good on IM for making it happen. I'm not old enough to have known a time when the space program was doing new stuff so my overall assessment of such things is...mixed...but maybe guys like IM and SpaceX will bring it back. I figure I'd be less cynical if I had seen something like the original moon landing in person; as it was the Challenger had already blowed up and the whole thing had been co-opted by the Foggy Bottom Bad Idea Of The Month club.

Posted by: CppThis at February 22, 2024 08:44 PM (PZvjL)

99 96
'Engoron would claim.'

Could it be he's telling whatever lie is necessary to justify his ruling?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 22, 2024 08:47 PM (roH4R)

100 Black History Month; Homo Pride Month; and Veterans Day and Memorial Day.

Says it all I guess.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 22, 2024 08:47 PM (tu3TF)

101 92 >>Redwings look like the old Soviet teams in their all red unis

For a few years in the 90s they were an old Soviet team.
Posted by: JackStraw



Yep. They literally had former Soviet Red Army players on that team.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 08:48 PM (v9vY1)

102 We are looking to see if Musk still has any bank accounts left in Canada.
Posted by: Chrystia Freeland, seig heil
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Ar, ar. Canadian humor. Nanu! Nanu!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 08:50 PM (2yu8s)

103 Not being able to find ScotchGuard stain repellent I went to the trustworthy internet in search of said item. I found it but only in mass quantities and am, after the included statement, not sure it's the same trustworthy stuff.
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3M to Discontinue Some Scotchgard Repellent Products
May 17, 2000 12 AM PT_armpit_WaPo

3M Co. announced Tuesday it would stop making many of its well-known Scotchgard stain-repellent products after finding that one of the chemical compounds used to make the products persists in the environment and is found in the bloodstream of people worldwide.

The substance, perfluorooctane sulfonate, is released in minute quantities by products as various as water-repellent coatings and fire-suppressing foams. It is made almost entirely by 3M, the huge St. Paul-based firm known formally as Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing Co.

Studies have not demonstrated any hazards to human health from the compound, known as PFOS. Like many synthetic compounds, however, it has proved toxic to laboratory animals at high doses.
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Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 08:50 PM (IdKcu)

104 Tomorrow is National .223 Day.

Take to heart the sagacity of Sensei Weasel, and "Buy ammo!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2024 08:56 PM (a3Q+t)

105 Scotchguard/PFOS has been used for decades on upholstery for car seats, couches, etc. You'd think if it caused ass cancer somebody would have noticed it by now.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 08:57 PM (cOq4q)

106 Scotchguard/PFOS has been used for decades on upholstery for car seats, couches, etc. You'd think if it caused ass cancer somebody would have noticed it by now.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2024 08:57 PM (cOq4q)
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Doesn't matter. Somebody, somewhere claimed it made their nose itch one time and now it must be banned entirely for the good of Mother Gaia.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2024 08:58 PM (BpYfr)

107 Ah ha, the truth will out, it was the EPA what pressured 3M to stop making ScotchGuard. (be they still donate to Dems). Big expose' news outlet Floor Daily published the dirty laundry.

--->Scotchgard's journey back to the market has been rocky, and the stain repellent is still missing from the furniture upholstery industry. 3M Co.'s line of fabric protectants has been struggling since the Environmental Protection Agency pressed 3M in 2000 to stop using the chemistry behind the spray, according to the Saint Paul Pioneer Press. 3M, which has lost two-thirds of its former $300 million-a-year Scotchgard business, hopes to rebuild it to $500 million by 2008.

Finally finished with its phase-out and armed with a new formula it says is safe and better than ever, 3M is launching major Scotchgard replacements this summer, marketing them like new products.
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Not going to research any further. If anyone has opinion on stain repellents it would be appreciated.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 09:00 PM (IdKcu)

108 My redneck playlist just played Theme from ''Walking Tall'' (1973).
Posted by: Lost in Space

I saw a news item a day or two ago that they've exhumed Mrs. Buford Pusser to do a full autopsy based on new evidence. It's pretty clear she died of gunshot wounds so I don't know what the deal is.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 09:01 PM (FVME7)

109 I have beef jerky.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2024 09:02 PM (bo7UB)

110 Tomorrow is National .223 Day.
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5.56 Friday!!!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 09:04 PM (2yu8s)

111 The outage seems to be affecting mostly big cities on the east coast, including Montreal.

So, no problem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2024 09:06 PM (RIvkX)

112 >Redwings look like the old Soviet teams in their all red unis

For a few years in the 90s they were an old Soviet team.
Posted by: JackStraw


Yep. They literally had former Soviet Red Army players on that team.

Posted by: Puddleglum

=======

Watching The Russian 5 tear up the ice at the old Joe Louis Arena was a hoot. A fan base that, several years prior, cheered Probert and Kocur's fists, suddenly appreciated tape to tape passes. Damn those guys were good.

Posted by: The Tour Manager, not up on the local customs at February 22, 2024 09:08 PM (8AONa)

113 Dog gets small "hamburger" video:

drefanzor memes @drefanzor

http://tinyurl.com/9zwsb9sp
8 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 09:08 PM (2yu8s)

114 Found It! Keep the good stuff away from humans and maybe the EPA won't notice.

Scotchgard Rug & Carpet Protector, Carpet & Rug Protector Blocks Stains During Fall and Winter Holidays, Fabric Protector Makes Cleanup of Stains from Food Spills Easier,

NONE of their other products read like that.
Their other products protect from water.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 09:09 PM (IdKcu)

115 Sock b gone

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 22, 2024 09:09 PM (8AONa)

116 The Lightning tied up the Crapitols.

Pens are beating the Canadiens.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:12 PM (v9vY1)

117 still 1-0 COL

lots of shots but nothing's going in

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 09:12 PM (geLO8)

118 Cantaloupe News @CantaloupeNews Feb 19
BREAKING: We just interviewed a trucker who said he's boycotting NYC. He refused to give his name and asked that we refer to him as "Trucker Carlson".

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 09:12 PM (2yu8s)

119 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays Feb 19
“Trump is Hitler. We must protect ourselves by nominating the only human who is guaranteed to lose against him.” — Democrats
Pick one, idiots.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 09:13 PM (2yu8s)

120 Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut
Fawneeee getting ready for date night. 😊

http://tinyurl.com/yc4e7e5k
IMAGE [Fani Willis, that is]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 09:16 PM (2yu8s)

121 okay wtf is with the octopii here in the Redwings game


they score a goal and people throw marine species onto the ice

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 09:16 PM (geLO8)

122 If Shesterkin is getting his game back the Rangers are going to be a tough out. Ranger 4 - 0 over the Devils in the 3rd.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2024 09:17 PM (CWkuC)

123 1-1 3rd

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 09:17 PM (geLO8)

124 Trump is Hitler who wants peace in Europe and to not go to war with Russia.

Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 09:18 PM (y1p7g)

125 U.S. internet out due to a "solar flare"?? Ace did a nood??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 09:18 PM (2yu8s)

126 Oh. There a few of you out there still.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 09:19 PM (2yu8s)

127 125 U.S. internet out due to a "solar flare"?? Ace did a nood??
Posted by: andycanuck



No, internet is fine. Human beings are mutating into giant mushrooms, but the internet is fine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:21 PM (v9vY1)

128 "Is climate change causing an increase in solar flare activity? This is CNN."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 22, 2024 09:23 PM (8AONa)

129 You know who else was the best friend Israel ever had in the Oval Office?

Wait. Let me restate that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2024 09:25 PM (bo7UB)

130 No, internet is fine. Human beings are mutating into giant mushrooms, but the internet is fine.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:21 PM (v9vY1)


Mmm, mushrooms.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2024 09:26 PM (aD39U)

131 No, internet is fine. Human beings are mutating into giant mushrooms, but the internet is fine.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:21 PM (v9vY1)

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If some of them would mutate into bell peppers we could make pizza.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2024 09:26 PM (bo7UB)

132 U.S. internet out due to a "solar flare"?

I'm seeing different stories. One circulating now that it was a software update. Getting up this morning, seems there were two flares of bigger than usual magnitude - and that would explain the outage.

I found it funny, the amount of Zs and Millennials that were genuinely worried.

The outage was real. I couldn't call home - but I could text. Oh well.

Posted by: Baked Into the Cake at February 22, 2024 09:27 PM (5O71C)

133 No, internet is fine. Human beings are mutating into giant mushrooms, but the internet is fine.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Well you're a fun guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2024 09:27 PM (NReIw)

134 Our internet and cell phones all break because the sun shines, but these same folks are going to fix Global Warming.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know Blues Clues had a tranny / pride parade episode? at February 22, 2024 09:28 PM (y1p7g)

135 Geez! And I thought the metric system was tough but these new DEI metrics are worse!

The Jerusalem Post
@Jerusalem_Post
An asteroid the size of over six adult Indian peacocks is set to pass close to the Earth on Thursday, February 22, according to NASA's asteroid tracker.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 09:28 PM (FVME7)

136 Penguins bring happiness, joy, and elation to all well-adjusted folks. Naysayers are mostly ne'er-do-wells who should seek help at the Board of Mental Hygiene.

Posted by: Dr. Offit at February 22, 2024 09:29 PM (V5BDR)

137 133 No, internet is fine. Human beings are mutating into giant mushrooms, but the internet is fine.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Well you're a fun guy.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2024 09:27 PM (NReIw)

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He' just talkin' shiitake.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2024 09:30 PM (bo7UB)

138 I wonder how many adult Indian peacocks big the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 09:31 PM (FVME7)

139 No, internet is fine. Human beings are mutating into giant mushrooms, but the internet is fine.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Well you're a fun guy.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2024 09:27 PM (NReIw)
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He' just talkin' shiitake.
Posted by: Cicero
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I'm lichen the mushroom puns.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 22, 2024 09:31 PM (1eY81)

140 COL DET OT

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 09:32 PM (geLO8)

141 I've watched a lot of documentaries (SciFi) and whenever a solar flare hits or a comet passes by, horrible things happen on Earth. It's #SCIENCE!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:32 PM (v9vY1)

142 The Jerusalem Post
@Jerusalem_Post
An asteroid the size of over six adult Indian peacocks is set to pass close to the Earth on Thursday, February 22, according to NASA's asteroid tracker.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 09:28 PM (FVME7)
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I thought asteroid measurements were camel-centric.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 22, 2024 09:33 PM (0gvpA)

143 Not just one adult Indian peacock, but 6 of those bastards.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 22, 2024 09:33 PM (R4t5M)

144 Hmmm, slow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2024 09:33 PM (di6C2)

145 Senator William Proxmire (D) Wisconsin, may be most responsible for killing NASA.

It isn’t well known, but the cavernous VAB or vertical assembly building at the cape could hold 4 Saturn V rockets. The plan was to continue over 100 launches. They killed it after 11, the other two are on display, something like that.

The plan was for a crewed Mars landing during the 1984 - 1986 launch window. It takes a couple years to get to Mars, but it takes even longer depending on the orbital phase.

They spent the next 50 years begging rides into orbit from the Russians, flying a brick aka “shuttle”. 60 years later they are recreating the Surveyor program, and soon - in a couple more years - they will recreate Apollo 8 - 1968

Pretty damn sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 22, 2024 09:34 PM (HYyZn)

146 The Jerusalem Post
@Jerusalem_Post
An asteroid the size of over six adult Indian peacocks is set to pass close to the Earth on Thursday, February 22, according to NASA's asteroid tracker.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



So, the size of a 1986 Austin Mini?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:34 PM (v9vY1)

147 I thought asteroid measurements were camel-centric.

LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2024 09:34 PM (bo7UB)

148 I'm not going to worry until they start describing asteroids in number of Lizzos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 09:35 PM (FVME7)

149 Senator William Proxmire (D) Wisconsin, may be most responsible for killing NASA.
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Anyone who buys Wisconsin cheese is a traitor to the human race.
--Jerry Pournelle

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 22, 2024 09:36 PM (0gvpA)

150 Are we talking Imperial peacocks or metric?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2024 09:36 PM (bo7UB)

151 An asteroid the size of over six adult Indian peacocks

How many Smoots is that? That’s the nice thing about standards, there are so many to choose from!

Posted by: Common Tater at February 22, 2024 09:36 PM (HYyZn)

152 >>> 135 Geez! And I thought the metric system was tough but these new DEI metrics are worse!

The Jerusalem Post
@Jerusalem_Post
An asteroid the size of over six adult Indian peacocks is set to pass close to the Earth on Thursday, February 22, according to NASA's asteroid tracker.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 09:28 PM (FVME7)

Soooooo.... what is the airspeed of a laden peacock?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2024 09:36 PM (llON8)

153 148 I'm not going to worry until they start describing asteroids in number of Lizzos.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,



True. Those would be considered Extinction Events.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:37 PM (v9vY1)

154 5 - 0.

The Rangers are very good.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2024 09:37 PM (CWkuC)

155 >>> 141 I've watched a lot of documentaries (SciFi) and whenever a solar flare hits or a comet passes by, horrible things happen on Earth. It's #SCIENCE!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:32 PM (v9vY1)

"Daddy would have gotten us Uzis!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2024 09:38 PM (llON8)

156 Soooooo.... what is the airspeed of a laden peacock?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2024 09:36 PM (llON
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Terminal velocity.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 22, 2024 09:38 PM (0gvpA)

157 DET 2 COL 1 Final

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 09:39 PM (geLO8)

158 Cover me in horseshit and keep me in the dark!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 09:39 PM (2yu8s)

159 The Craps scored. 5-4 Babylon DC over Tampa.

I still chuckle over the pearl clutching and hand wringing by DC locals over the eventual move of the Craps and Bullets (Wizards, whatever) to NoVA. Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:40 PM (v9vY1)

160 5 - 0.

The Rangers are very good.
Posted by: JackStraw

I think they're going to win the Cup. It's been 30 years.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 22, 2024 09:40 PM (R4t5M)

161 Pens beat the Canadians, 4-1.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:41 PM (v9vY1)

162 I'm not going to worry until they start describing asteroids in number of Lizzos.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 09:35 PM (FVME7)

Would have to be measured in fractions, of course. Still, 1/4th of a Lizzo could take out Des Moines.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 22, 2024 09:42 PM (T/Lqj)

163 I've watched a lot of documentaries (SciFi) and whenever a solar flare hits or a comet passes by, horrible things happen on Earth.

Well ... the Carrington Event was a real thing. Imagine a naturally occurring EMP so strong it made telegraph lines spark. Something like that would play Hell with everything here today. Especially all the electronic banking and digital communications.

Posted by: Baked Into the Cake at February 22, 2024 09:42 PM (5O71C)

164 Cover me in horseshit and keep me in the dark!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 22, 2024 09:39 PM (2yu8s)

You are a sick man with no morels!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 22, 2024 09:42 PM (R4t5M)

165 I think they're going to win the Cup. It's been 30 years.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 22, 2024 09:40 PM (R4t5M)
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I thought you could just go to the store and buy one of those Stanley cups.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 22, 2024 09:42 PM (0gvpA)

166 Counting down...

Til' HELL supersedes High Water.

Oh yes...

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 22, 2024 09:42 PM (TDvv2)

167 Super genius!

Cori Bush
@CoriBush
As a survivor of rape, AIPAC’s tactic of exploiting rape is outright vile and appalling.
Their playbook relies on bullying, lying, harassing, belittling & intimidation to try to manipulate the public & force those calling for a ceasefire into submission. It won’t stop us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 22, 2024 09:43 PM (FVME7)

168 and adult Indian peacock can weigh up to 13.2 lbs

>An asteroid the size of over six adult Indian peacocks is set to pass close to the Earth on Thursday, February 22


that's over 79 lbs
we're doomed
we're all gonna be fossils

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 09:43 PM (geLO8)

169 The Peacockalypse IS AT HAND


REPENT

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 09:44 PM (geLO8)

170 >>>"Daddy would have gotten us Uzis!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Guess it's time to fill up those 5 gal water jugs again.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2024 09:44 PM (IdKcu)

171 >>I think they're going to win the Cup. It's been 30 years.

I don't want to jinx it but I like the way they are getting goals from many different players and not relying on one superstar and the goaltending is really coming around.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2024 09:44 PM (CWkuC)

172 R E P E N T

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 09:46 PM (geLO8)

173 Cori Bush is the bald freak show Squadling, right? Hard to keep up with these lunatics.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2024 09:47 PM (v9vY1)

174 Peacock are asshoe.

Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2024 09:48 PM (SYTee)

175 don't want to jinx it but I like the way they are getting goals from many different players and not relying on one superstar and the goaltending is really coming around.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2024 09:44 PM (CWkuC)

That's exactly why. A different hero every night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 22, 2024 09:48 PM (R4t5M)

176 🦚=💀

Posted by: Don Black at February 22, 2024 09:52 PM (geLO8)

177 Peacock are asshoe.
Posted by: davidt at February 22, 2024 09:48 PM (SYTee)

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GFY

Posted by: Peacock at February 22, 2024 09:53 PM (bo7UB)

178 Carrington Event was a real thing

Wait 'til they getta load of me.

Posted by: Miyake Event, AD 774 at February 22, 2024 09:56 PM (hSwza)

179 I love the pink snow tree picture.

I love the sea gate in Italy. (New dream house feature)

It was more than just AT&T multiple carriers so it couldn't have been a software update.

Ace mentioned Severance series in an earlier post about tv show writing. Agree arcs aren't solved in a satisfying way although I am intrigued enough to watch the next season.


Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 22, 2024 10:02 PM (n3DL0)

180 nood, I shut this thread down
seems fitting somehow

Posted by: Miyake Event, AD 774 at February 22, 2024 10:04 PM (hSwza)

181 nood, I shut this thread down
seems fitting somehow
Posted by: Miyake Event, AD 774
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And the inventor of Kaboom!

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