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USDA awarded the grant to Mighty Cricket Inc., a private firm that sells cricket flour, cricket protein powder and cricket oatmeal. The agency believes that using landfill waste to feed crickets could help the firm "procure cricket feed at lower cost than what is available on the market," leading to savings that could then be passed along to the consumer. Seattle activists just declared a "homosexual intifada." An intifada is a violent uprising. As if "Queers for Palestine" wasn't enough of a self-parody, keffiyeh-donning gay activists in Seattle have declared a "homosexual intifada." After another pro-Hamas/anti-Israel march and rally that took over city streets that Seattle mayor Bruce Harrell ceded, the extremists plastered their signage around downtown Seattle. That's when we started seeing a new flyer showing two men with faces covered with keffiyeh while embracing in a kiss. The pink-hued message says "Homo-sexual Intifada" in all caps. Seattle's homosexual intifada flyer is a stark oxymoron as brazen as it is ignorant. It signals LGBT Seattle activists are willing to become more violent in support of a terrorist organization that would order them tossed from the highest rooftop the moment they accuse someone of misgendering them.Note that any white straight males who even discuss the topic of a possible civil war will be put under surveillance by the federal government. Trans extremists meanwhile accumulate a high bodycount in mass shootings, while their activists demand violent action against normies. But the feds will not monitor their speech -- The Regime approves of violence by the extreme left. It helps intimidate civilians into going where The Regime wants them to go. Minnesota declared itself a "trans sanctuary" that would sever the parental bonds of authority over children, if children ran away to Minnesota seeking genital amputation against the wishes of their parents. Now Big Mutilation is rolling in money-- the clinics are cutting and chopping night and day, and still can't keep up with demand. During the last legislative session, Minnesota declared itself a "trans refuge" state, inviting children from around the country to travel to the state to get "gender-affirming care" here if they were no longer able to get treatment to medically transition in their home state. The law was specifically targeted to get children to come to Minnesota for treatments including hormones and surgery. Minnesota Democrats placed this law near the top of their legislative agenda, and were over the moon when they managed to get the bill passed. There was no question in anybody's mind that this would result in a substantial expansion of the client base for clinics and doctors that provide this care. That was the whole point--to bring children here to get the care "they need." Regardless of what you think of the morality of what they did--this law would allow adults to violate court orders and custody rights established in other states--it was not just predictable but also the entire point was to dramatically expand the patient pool in the state.And now the butcher shops "struggle" to keep up with demand. Hit the link for The Rest of the Story. Trans provocateurs arranged for a funeral in St. Patrick's Cathedral. They deceived the church about the decedent, hiding the fact that it was a trans extremist and male prostitute. Then, having deceptively gained entry into the storied church, they made a mockery of it and Christianity. A raucous funeral liturgy for a high-profile trans activist and sex-worker advocate was held Thursday in New York City's St. Patrick's Cathedral, sparking an outcry on social media that the iconic church was misused to advance an ideological agenda at odds with Catholic teaching. The Manhattan cathedral hosted the Feb. 15 funeral service for Cecilia Gentili, an activist who helped to decriminalize sex work in New York, lobbied for "gender identity" to be added as a protected class to the state's human rights laws, and was a major fundraiser for transgender causes. Organizers reportedly did not disclose to the cathedral that Gentili, who died Feb. 6 at age 52, was a biological man who identified as a woman. "I kept it under wraps," Ceyeye Doroshow, the service's organizer, told The New York Times. ... The Archdiocese later released a statement on Saturday from Father Enrique Salvo, the pastor of St. Patrick's, who said that cathedral staff "had no idea our welcome and prayer would be degraded in such a sacrilegious and deceptive way." ...That sound you're hearing is the last remaining support and sympathy for the transgender extremists burning up from the heat of their own poisonous hatred of anything good and normal and decent. A prominent trans surgeon admits that hollowing out a penis, inverting it, and then Frankensewing it into an unstable fake vagina can result in a lot of complication for the patient. WPATH should just admit to their experimental victims that if you opt for "transgender" surgery, you're signing up for the Surgery of the Month club, forever, at least until Americans get fed up and stop covering this butchery under Obamacare. At long last, some common sense backed by courage: Nassau County, NY has banned men from competing in women's sports. This is believed to be the first such executive order. It applies to female competitive sports, not co-ed sports, or sports where females compete against males. The ban is for county-run facilities. It's crazy that an executive order like this had to be signed in the first place, but here we are. Kudos to Nassau County for leading the way. Let's hope that more local officials will do the same across the country.[ABC News 7 in NYC:] "This is not precluding anybody from participating in sports," said Blakeman. "What it is, it's identifying that there are women and girls who spend a tremendous amount of time and effort to excel and compete in their sports that are women's sports.... And it is an unfair advantage for someone who is a biological male to compete against a biological female."Blakeman was surrounded by female athletes, including Kim Russell. Russell is a former women's lacrosse coach at Oberlin College in Ohio. She was reassigned after speaking out against men competing against women. The county has 100 ballfields and athletic facilities. If a team or league does not agree to the ban, they will be barred from the facilities. The ADL says that the leftwing trans terrorist who shot up Christian children is not a leftwing terrorist at all, because it used the word "f*gg*t" at one point, which, let's be serious, 90% of gays use themselves. And through this kind of accounting fraud, the left is able to claim that only "rightwingers" do mass shootings. They just reclassify any leftwing murderer as a rightwinger. After all, no True Scotsman would ever...
![]() It gets worse: the victim is this degenerate's adopted son. Watch the leftwing authoritarian Marxist media create the Narrative in real time: 1, if you believe that our rights derive from God, then you are a "Christian Nationalist" 2, if you are a "Christian Nationalist," you are a dangerous proto-terrorist who must be surveilled, harassed, debanked, and imprisoned by the Marxist God-State
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"Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter."
Isaiah 5:20 Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2024 06:34 PM (ZSrej) 2
And I read the content.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2024 06:36 PM (ZSrej) 3
Slackers.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 23, 2024 06:36 PM (ZSrej) 4
I read it too... Funny ... and depressing....
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2024 06:38 PM (Akjoo) 5
Forgotten Mystery 80's Lyrics, Garrett Edition! #1: /I see your lips And I wonder who's been kissing them This 1980 tune has both a 70's sound and an 80's sound at different moments in the song. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 23, 2024 06:40 PM (hpgbF) 6
I'm waiting for the day bugs start eating Klaus Schwab.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 06:41 PM (xcrUy) 7
I've been challenging the flying monkeys who use the phrase, "Christian Nationalist" to define the term, with two preconditions.
1. The definition must define a group of people that actually exist 2. The definition can't be so broad that it encompasses mainstream Christians who espouse mainstream Christian beliefs So far, none of them have taken up the challenge. I'm wondering if someone here can put me some knowledge. Are there actual "Christian nationalists?" What do they believe that is outside the mainstream? Are they actually a threat, or are they just bog standard Conservatives who happen to be Christian? Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 06:41 PM (6OrcJ) 8
Freaks on Friday. There is no such thing as trans.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2024 06:41 PM (xpBzi) 9
Africa for the Africans, Asia for the Asians, and everywhere else for Asians and Africans.
Posted by: sven at February 23, 2024 06:41 PM (X0I7i) 10
What more could Seattle do for the homos?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 06:42 PM (aD39U) 11
I just had my cold split pea and ham soup for supper, straight out of the can. It was very good.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 06:42 PM (9yWhg) 12
Sodomites are always finding new and more insulting ways to force their sodomy down your throat.
Live happy, fulfilling and productive lives; avoid sodomites. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2024 06:42 PM (R/m4+) 13
"Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter."
Isaiah 5:20 How very prophetic. Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 06:43 PM (V8he0) 14
I'm waiting for the day bugs start eating Klaus Schwab.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 06:41 PM (xcrUy) Ha Yesssss! Posted by: Ed McMahon at February 23, 2024 06:43 PM (aD39U) 15
14 I'm waiting for the day bugs start eating Klaus Schwab.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 06:41 PM (xcrUy) I can't wait till he's worm fodder either Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2024 06:44 PM (Akjoo) 16
is there a link to that google AI thingy, I have a question I just need to ask ! the link I tried wanted me to register.
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2024 06:44 PM (V13WU) 17
It would appear that Gargles AI is clinically insane.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 06:44 PM (XV/Pl) 18
Forgotten Mystery 80's Lyrics, Garrett Edition! #2: /She said babe you know I miss Jill and Joe And all my funky friends This is a GREAT song. Even better in it's original German. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 23, 2024 06:44 PM (hpgbF) 19
Seems these Week in Woke should be getting bigger
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 06:46 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: Soothsayer at February 23, 2024 06:46 PM (hpgbF) 21
Christian Nationalism? Are these people claiming this leaving out Baptists?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2024 06:46 PM (xpBzi) 22
This is why I skim the content and watch sports.
Posted by: Jamaica at February 23, 2024 06:46 PM (IG7T0) 23
I'd be more impressed if the Seattle Gheys take their Intifada to somewhere like Idaho.
Posted by: TC at February 23, 2024 06:47 PM (OgfrC) 24
Penile inversion vaginoplasty (PIV)
My genitalia is crawling back into my body like a frightened turtle just reading that. Posted by: Ed McMahon at February 23, 2024 06:48 PM (aD39U) 25
Ladies, I promise I will not dissect your vaginal cavities. Oh no. You will NOT be calling for the Paolo.
You will scream for the Lance. Posted by: Lance Clamhammer at February 23, 2024 06:49 PM (w6EFb) 26
Gee, this is the second case I've heard of where a homosexual male couple adopted a male child and sexually exploited.
Though this isn't quite as horrific as the other story of which I'm aware. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 23, 2024 06:49 PM (tT6L1) 27
>>>My genitalia is crawling back into my body like a frightened turtle just reading that.
Already there! Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Cringing Pudlet at February 23, 2024 06:49 PM (KRtlO) 28
I decided a while back that I cannot responsibly comment here on these abominations. It sickens me to my core. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 06:49 PM (V8he0) 29
Caltech educated PhD holder in Physics Shaun Maguire reveals he was told, while working at Google, he couldn't be promoted because he is white.
http://tiny.cc/amizwz Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 06:50 PM (6OrcJ) 30
How about How Marxism would shape the Next Democrat?
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 06:50 PM (fwDg9) 31
I'm waiting for the day bugs start eating Klaus Schwab.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 23, 2024 06:41 PM (xcrUy) I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 23, 2024 06:50 PM (w6EFb) 32
So, all of our rights come from the government, congress and the Supreme Court?
as Rachael Jeantel said, that's retarded sir. Posted by: CaliGirl at February 23, 2024 06:50 PM (JJv0d) 33
The New Overlords do not want to end anything, necessarily, but only (re)create it… in their own image and likeness… does this sound familiar?
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 06:51 PM (PCK5/) 34
F***k all leftists and their Satanic beliefs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 23, 2024 06:51 PM (9yWhg) 35
A prominent trans surgeon admits that hollowing out a penis, inverting it, and then Frankensewing it into an unstable fake vagina can result in a lot of complication for the patient. You'd think it would be easy peeney. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2024 06:52 PM (63Dwl) 36
PIV comes with your own curettement tool.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2024 06:52 PM (xpBzi) 37
Oh
My Gosh... **hurls** This thread ought to be called: "Gainzzz, part 2-- bulimia edition" So much for dinner. ![]() Posted by: JQ at February 23, 2024 06:53 PM (njWTi) 38
Puts a who new spin on Penis In Vagina.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at February 23, 2024 06:53 PM (aD39U) 39
In better news (I guess) "Jury Finds NRA Head Wayne Pierre Liable, Must Pay $4.3 Million in Damages" ... for his luxurious use of NRA funds. And he already paid back one million, but still spent a lot of money beyond that.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2024 06:54 PM (Cus5s) 40
Trans surgeons sound an awful lot the Nazi Doctors that did their work in the Camps…
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 06:54 PM (PCK5/) 41
Well, they're still ballfields aren't they?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 06:54 PM (2yu8s) 42
I'm wondering if someone here can put me some knowledge. Are there actual "Christian nationalists?"
Posted by: bonhomme His name is Trevor, and he lives in Manhattan, Kansas. Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2024 06:55 PM (DgGvY) 43
Puts a who new spin on Penis In Vagina.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses You can't spin it once they do that, though. Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2024 06:56 PM (DgGvY) 44
38 Puts a who new spin on Penis In Vagina.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) ---------------------------- Spinner for the win. Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 06:56 PM (0lA9i) Posted by: Soothsayer at February 23, 2024 06:57 PM (hpgbF) 46
6 I'm waiting for the day bugs start eating Klaus Schwab.
Posted by: Northernlurker While he's still alive. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 23, 2024 06:57 PM (rii+a) 47
"All is clear" from "Silent Night" -- "Stille Nacht" -- I assume.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 06:57 PM (2yu8s) 48
Apparently, Taylor Swift fans are slightly racist.
http://tinyurl.com/5bay8x4z Posted by: TC at February 23, 2024 06:57 PM (OgfrC) 49
If I had a young child, I would start by gently explaining that trans surgery is deciding to go to doctors all the time for the rest of your life, with much pain and suffering.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 23, 2024 06:58 PM (w6EFb) 50
In better news (I guess) "Jury Finds NRA Head Wayne Pierre Liable, Must Pay $4.3 Million in Damages" ... for his luxurious use of NRA funds. And he already paid back one million, but still spent a lot of money beyond that.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2024 06:54 PM (Cus5s) Hey! My whores gotta eat for crying out loud! Posted by: Wayne LaPenis, Whore Master at February 23, 2024 06:58 PM (R/m4+) 51
For some reason I thought that they used the emptied ballsack to form the fauxgina.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at February 23, 2024 06:58 PM (aD39U) 52
42 I'm wondering if someone here can put me some knowledge. Are there actual "Christian nationalists?"
Posted by: bonhomme ------------------------ If one is Christian and pro USA does that make one a Christian nationalist? Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 06:58 PM (0lA9i) 53
What... precisely.. is a Christian Nationalist???
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 06:59 PM (Mp5Lb) 54
>>> For some reason I thought that they used the emptied ballsack to form the fauxgina.
220, 221, whatever it takes. Posted by: The Aptly Named Mr. Mom at February 23, 2024 06:59 PM (KRtlO) 55
WSJ reports that Meta KNEW their Instagram tool was being used by adults to sell pictures of kids. They euphemistically called them "parent-run modeling accounts."
Instead of banning child model accounts, they attempted to identify pedo accounts and ban them from subscribing to these accounts. Obviously, this is a far less effective method. http://tiny.cc/5nizwz Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 07:00 PM (6OrcJ) 56
If I had a young child I would smash anyone who put an adult thought into its mind.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:00 PM (0lA9i) 57
I'm wondering if someone here can put me some knowledge. Are there actual "Christian nationalists?" What do they believe that is outside the mainstream? Are they actually a threat, or are they just bog standard Conservatives who happen to be Christian?
Posted by: bonhomme My church has the Stars and Stripes on a flagpole, so I guess I attend a 'Christian Nationalist' church. The Vatican flag, too, so I guess I'm also a filthy Papist with split loyalties. Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2024 07:00 PM (DgGvY) 58
I'm wondering if someone here can put me some knowledge. Are there actual "Christian nationalists?" What do they believe that is outside the mainstream? Are they actually a threat, or are they just bog standard Conservatives who happen to be Christian?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 06:41 PM (6OrcJ) Nationalist, or what we used to call a Patriot... ie someone who believes in THEIR country... and not multiculturalism or world governments. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 07:01 PM (xaFKb) 59
For some reason I thought that they used the emptied ballsack to form the fauxgina.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at February 23, 2024 I think they get a commemorative coin purse. Posted by: TC at February 23, 2024 07:01 PM (OgfrC) 60
I think they get a commemorative coin purse.
Posted by: TC at February 23, 2024 07:01 PM (OgfrC) A tobacco pouch. Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at February 23, 2024 07:02 PM (aD39U) 61
Any old-timers here remember the troll who was asking us about all of "us" all being fellow "Dominionists" when no one here had ever heard the term before?? So not the first time for this crap.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 07:02 PM (2yu8s) 62
TC, my monitor does not thank you for that comment but damn that was funny
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2024 07:03 PM (xpBzi) 63
> What does the phrase alles klar mean?
I believe it means, "Is that clear?" OR "Is that understood?" Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 07:03 PM (6OrcJ) 64
I would prefer that the US not be destroyed by nihilism so I guess that makes me a nationalist.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 23, 2024 07:03 PM (MeG8a) 65
"They" are trying to redefine Christian and Nationalism ... into something evil ... and white.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2024 07:03 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 07:03 PM (2yu8s) 67
Military tracking high-altitude balloon over Western US
- Maybe it's General Tso's birthday and one if his balloons got away. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 07:04 PM (FVME7) 68
I think we should OWN the Nationalist label proudly.
One who believes in their Nation... how is that a BAD thing? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 07:04 PM (xaFKb) 69
I believe it means, "Is that clear?" OR "Is that understood?"
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 07:03 PM (6OrcJ) Naturlich. Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at February 23, 2024 07:04 PM (aD39U) 70
Apparently, Taylor Swift fans are slightly racist. http://tinyurl.com/5bay8x4z Posted by: TC The author of that posting, Melina Abdullah, is a Summa Cum Laude graduate of the Big Mike School of Resting Bitch Face. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 07:04 PM (xG4kz) 71
So the term is double plus ungood because it has Christian and Nationalist ungood words in it... got it.
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 07:04 PM (Mp5Lb) 72
If one is Christian and pro USA does that make one a Christian nationalist?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 06:58 PM (0lA9i) *peruses list of government definitions* Yes. Yes it does. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 23, 2024 07:04 PM (BdMk6) 73
There’s a video making the rounds of an older guy berating a dude in a dress.
“You’re not a chick, you’re fucked in the head!” Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 07:04 PM (u73oe) 74
64 I would prefer that the US not be destroyed by nihilism so I guess that makes me a nationalist.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 23, 2024 07:03 PM (MeG8a) Yeah, its like the multicultural folks who claim their is NO American Culture... Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 07:05 PM (xaFKb) 75
59 For some reason I thought that they used the emptied ballsack to form the fauxgina.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) ---------------------------- According to some COB they use part of the colon. But the male body interprets the hole as a wound and keeps trying to heal/close. Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:05 PM (0lA9i) 76
> What does the phrase alles klar mean? I believe it means, "Is that clear?" OR "Is that understood?" Posted by: bonhomme /points with thumb Look at this guy. Being coy about his love of German. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 23, 2024 07:05 PM (hpgbF) 77
I think it's time to expose Google's executives the way we did Twitter.
Posted by: Ribbed at February 23, 2024 07:06 PM (u3NjE) 78
Kyle Shideler is right. This 'Christian Nationalism' charge is just laying the groundwork for the Federal Government to go all in on persecution. The history, both past and present, has always shown that Christians will be persecuted. The Bible says as much. So, prepare accordingly, stand strong in the Faith, and always Trust God. It won't be easy. It could be fatal. Stay faithful. Don't love this world and look forward to the one God prepared for you.
(That went longer than expected) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 23, 2024 07:06 PM (rii+a) 79
This is the best Gemini image ever produced, no contest. Gotta see it!
http://tinyurl.com/59xp7vj6 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2024 07:06 PM (AsdXz) 80
Deus Vult!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 07:07 PM (aD39U) 81
The Drooling Vegetable Administration is funding a program to raise "edible bugs" on landfill garbage.
- I don't know. I think I still prefer Famous Dave's BBQ. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 07:07 PM (FVME7) 82
German potato salad, warm and with bacon bits, is the best potato salad.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2024 07:07 PM (4I/2K) 83
So Christians... to fight or not to fight... that is always the wuestion.
Posted by: tubal at February 23, 2024 07:08 PM (Mp5Lb) 84
I've not seen any of those gay intifada signs. Perhaps I'm not looking hard enough.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2024 07:08 PM (If76Y) 85
79 This is the best Gemini image ever produced, no contest. Gotta see it!
http://tinyurl.com/59xp7vj6 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2024 07:06 PM (AsdXz) Was that 'Coming to America' 1 or 2? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 07:08 PM (xaFKb) 86
(That went longer than expected)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 23, 2024 07:06 PM (rii+a) That's what she said! Posted by: Michael Scott at February 23, 2024 07:08 PM (4I/2K) 87
Google's AI says it cannot provide a recipe for fois gras
This is not "Artificial Intelligence", it's an Automated Karen. Posted by: t-bird at February 23, 2024 07:09 PM (zMQny) 88
"Google's AI says it cannot provide a recipe for fois gras because it's unethical to force-feed ducks to fatten their livers, but then also refuses to condemn cannibalism, lecturing that this is a nuanced question which depends on different cultural perspectives."
Well who are we to criticize their culture? Posted by: AI Commentator at February 23, 2024 07:09 PM (vFG9F) 89
"I don't know. I think I still prefer Famous Dave's BBQ."
As long as it's not Sonnys, cause that shit is crap. Posted by: TC at February 23, 2024 07:09 PM (OgfrC) 90
So, prepare accordingly, stand strong in the Faith, and always Trust God. It won't be easy. It could be fatal. Stay faithful. Don't love this world and look forward to the one God prepared for you.
(That went longer than expected) Posted by: Puddleglum ------------------- And don't forget the 5 gallon water jugs at Walmart. Just fill 'em up & roll 'em into the closet. You can put a piece of plywood on top and make a shelf. Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:09 PM (0lA9i) 91
"Alles klar" ??? Really???? A lot of German is just English with a bad accent and all the words run together.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2024 07:09 PM (AsdXz) 92
Nationalist, or what we used to call a Patriot... ie someone who believes in THEIR country... and not multiculturalism or world governments.
I watched the movie Miracle again last night. For anyone who hasn't seen it, it's about the U.S. hockey team's improbable gold medal in the 1980 Lake Placid winter Olympics. Granted, I'm one of those dreaded "Boomers", but it still brought a tear to me eye and evoked a bit of nostalgia for what once was. Guess that makes me a "nationalist". Sigh. Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 07:09 PM (V8he0) 93
I believe it means, "Is that clear?" OR "Is that understood?"
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2024 07:03 PM (6OrcJ) Naturlich. Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at February 23, 2024 07:04 PM (aD39U) This transposes directly to Barky's "Ich will klar sprechen". Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 23, 2024 07:10 PM (BdMk6) 94
This 'Christian Nationalism' charge is just laying the groundwork for the Federal Government to go all in on persecution. The history, both past and present, has always shown that Christians will be persecuted. The Bible says as much. So, prepare accordingly, stand strong in the Faith, and always Trust God. It won't be easy. It could be fatal. Stay faithful. Don't love this world and look forward to the one God prepared for you.
___ Amen. To die for Jesus is to live forever. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 23, 2024 07:10 PM (dFE41) 95
BNO News @BNONews 3h
JUST IN: Military helicopter crashes in Prentiss County, Mississippi. No word yet on injuries - WTVA BNO News @BNONews 1h UPDATE: 2 Mississippi National Guard members killed in Apache AH-64 helicopter crash in Prentiss County Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 07:11 PM (2yu8s) 96
"So, you're very close to the rectum and it's very hard--it's very easy to get in there."
____________________________ This sounds like a job for Lance Whale Eye Hammer!!!!! (que the theme music....more base this time) Posted by: Orson at February 23, 2024 07:11 PM (dIske) 97
bass
Posted by: Orson at February 23, 2024 07:11 PM (dIske) 98
A prominent trans surgeon admits that hollowing out a penis, inverting it, and then Frankensewing it into an unstable fake vagina can result in a lot of complication for the patient.
- I think I saw a '50s B movie about this, Attack of the Mutilated Genitalia. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 07:12 PM (FVME7) 99
If you replace the handles on a jackhammer with dildoes, you haven't invalidated jackhammers as a concept, you've just demonstrated that you're the kind of person who likes to put dildoes on jackhammers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 07:12 PM (9UlRk) 100
I think they get a commemorative coin purse. Posted by: TC A tobacco pouch. Posted by: G'rump928(c) Chew Male Pouch Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2024 07:13 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: runner at February 23, 2024 07:13 PM (V13WU) 102
This is the best Gemini image ever produced, no contest. Gotta see it!
http://tinyurl.com/59xp7vj6 Posted by: Tom Servo * spit take * Whichever Google account asked that question, they're now on All The Lists. Posted by: mikeski at February 23, 2024 07:14 PM (DgGvY) 103
"So, you're very close to the rectum and it's very hard--it's very easy to get in there."
One in million shot, doc. Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 07:14 PM (aD39U) 104
I am reading we are again being attacked by balloons!
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2024 07:14 PM (V13WU) 105
The Revolution Is Dead, Long Live the Revolution - The New York Times
Sep 4, 2008Lance Hammer's "Ballast," an elegiac, rapturously lovely story set in the Mississippi Delta and featuring a cast of unknown black actors, would have been news in any year, but it means more ... Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:14 PM (0lA9i) 106
My head hurts!
Posted by: Pooky Park Flashback Victim at February 23, 2024 07:14 PM (KU6o9) 107
Bonus German trivia:
What does the phrase alles klar mean? Aside from the literal answers, which are correct, it's also used as, "Everything ok, are we cool, Herr Kommissar?" Posted by: t-bird at February 23, 2024 07:15 PM (zMQny) 108
This is the best Gemini image ever produced, no contest. Gotta see it!
http://tinyurl.com/59xp7vj6 Posted by: Tom Servo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Posted by: runner at February 23, 2024 07:15 PM (V13WU) 109
98 A prominent trans surgeon admits that hollowing out a penis, inverting it, and then Frankensewing it into an unstable fake vagina can result in a lot of complication for the patient.
- I think I saw a '50s B movie about this, Attack of the Mutilated Genitalia. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 07:12 PM (FVME7) Try this procedure out with a finger, or a toe, and see if you have a fulfilling and healthy life hobbling around on your gross ass foot hole. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 07:15 PM (9UlRk) 110
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2024 07:15 PM (V13WU) 111
This is the best Gemini image ever produced, no contest. Gotta see it!
http://tinyurl.com/59xp7vj6 Posted by: Tom Servo ___ lol Yep, whoever came up with that is on all the lists. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 23, 2024 07:16 PM (dFE41) 112
Whichever Google account asked that question, they're now on All The Lists.
That is so bad. Shouldn't Gemini self-destruct and take Google down with it as penance? Posted by: t-bird at February 23, 2024 07:16 PM (zMQny) 113
Gee, this is the second case I've heard of where a homosexual male couple adopted a male child and sexually exploited.
Though this isn't quite as horrific as the other story of which I'm aware. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 23, 2024 06:49 PM (tT6L1) But I thought the media always said how wonderful it was for sodomites to get their mitts on kiddies and give them a loving home with lots and lots of attention with adoption. More BS. Sodomites should be banned from adopting anything. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2024 07:16 PM (R/m4+) 114
Is it real ??
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2024 07:16 PM (V13WU) 115
Maybe it's just me. I've worked in IT most of my adult life but would never knowingly feed a single keystroke into the Gemini AI.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 07:17 PM (V8he0) 116
It really hauls ass!!!
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 6h WATCH - Kim Kardashian leaving Starbucks in her Cybertruck. http://tinyurl.com/43mvzy33 22 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 07:17 PM (2yu8s) 117
"So, you have to create a new plain in a spot that doesn't exist. So, you're very close to the rectum and it's very hard--it's very easy to get in there"
They should only use straight doctors, since gay doctors always get into the rectum Posted by: sharps45 at February 23, 2024 07:18 PM (8mDaR) Posted by: four seasons at February 23, 2024 07:18 PM (PisyI) 119
You can be sure if it's Sodom
You can smell it. Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:18 PM (0lA9i) 120
Sodomites should be banned from adopting anything. Posted by: Hairyback Guy That's why the lefties hate Putin. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2024 07:18 PM (63Dwl) 121
I think I saw a '50s B movie about this, Attack of the Mutilated Genitalia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 07:12 PM (FVME7) Try this procedure out with a finger, or a toe, and see if you have a fulfilling and healthy life hobbling around on your gross ass foot hole. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 07:15 PM (9UlRk) Day of the Triffids.... Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 07:19 PM (xaFKb) 122
Bundle handled that BBC reporter expertly. Short version: Go fuck yourself you Limey fag.
Posted by: Cheri at February 23, 2024 07:19 PM (FGQ5G) 123
Bukele...
Posted by: Cheri at February 23, 2024 07:20 PM (FGQ5G) 124
Wow... just did a bing search for Images 'Day of the Triffids' and first it told me it was a moderated search, and had NOTHING about the damn movie...
AI... Artificial Incompetence? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 07:21 PM (xaFKb) 125
According to some COB they use part of the colon.
But the male body interprets the hole as a wound and keeps trying to heal/close. Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:05 PM (0lA9i) --- The human body has an amazing capacity for self-repair. A lot of surgical procedures are keeping you alive long enough for those to kick in and do the rest. Too bad we don't seem to have the same capacity for mental healing... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 07:21 PM (BpYfr) 126
Intifada, intimudda, these weirdos are intieverbody out there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 07:21 PM (9UlRk) 127
Is Bukele any good with a ukulele?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 07:21 PM (u73oe) 128
Nazis=Anglicans local control of church/ govt
Bolsheviks=Catholics one governing body church/state International commies won, national socialists lost Posted by: Jamaica at February 23, 2024 07:21 PM (IG7T0) Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 07:21 PM (aD39U) 130
"The Archdiocese later released a statement on Saturday from Father Enrique Salvo, the pastor of St. Patrick's, who said that cathedral staff "had no idea our welcome and prayer would be degraded in such a sacrilegious and deceptive way."
------- I think I see the problem right there, Father. Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 07:22 PM (GtZ7X) 131
Not just any bugs...but bugs raised on HUMAN GARBAGE.
Posted by: Max Power at February 23, 2024 07:23 PM (q177U) 132
Google is telling us, through its most advanced platform, that the Founders, Rev War heroes, captains of industry... all were Africans. SO.... no need at all exists for Affirmative Action, DIE, MBW/WBE, set-asides, etc.
Google says Africans have been in charge the entire time, so the fantasy that they've been "oppressed" is obviously nonsense. Because Africans tell us those with power (umm... Geo Wash?) are the ONLY people who can be "racist," then I guess all those wives' tales of white people racistly oppressing Africans - when AI history PROVES Africans had all the power...... are just nonsense. FOLLOW THE SCIENCE. Posted by: Alexander Scipio at February 23, 2024 07:24 PM (NX5U7) 133
There are Biblical warnings playing God
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 07:24 PM (fwDg9) 134
Not just any bugs...but bugs raised on HUMAN GARBAGE.
Posted by: Max Power at February 23, 2024 07:23 PM (q177U) Hey, up yours, buddy. We're just trying to live over here. Posted by: Joy Reid's Wig Lice at February 23, 2024 07:24 PM (9UlRk) Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 23, 2024 07:25 PM (AcWfM) 136
Buried lede:
It doesn't take a hell of a lot of brain circuitry to construct a progressive mind. Posted by: MartynW at February 23, 2024 07:26 PM (sHP7b) Posted by: four seasons at February 23, 2024 07:26 PM (PisyI) 138
We hate Trump and his BREATH STINKS !!!!
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 23, 2024 07:26 PM (o1SQT) 139
134 Not just any bugs...but bugs raised on HUMAN GARBAGE.
that stuff - chitin - that bugs including crickets have as their "skin"? highly, highly allergenic no one should be eating anything with cricket flour! my god. they're trying to outdo the rapeseed thing I guess. sicken everyone. Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 23, 2024 07:26 PM (AcWfM) 140
BlackOrchidz, Putin was the only one.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2024 07:27 PM (xpBzi) 141
140 BlackOrchidz, Putin was the only one.
lol I took the Z off not sure why I added that ok yes I don't think two men should be allowed to adopt but at the very least not adopt a male child!!! crazy Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2024 07:28 PM (AcWfM) Posted by: four seasons at February 23, 2024 07:28 PM (PisyI) 143
#78-Thanks, Puddleglum
Christian and actor/writer Kirk Cameron says turning the other cheek does not mean acception tyranny. Article from " The Christian Post": http://tinyurl.com/3mhdpmnh Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 23, 2024 07:29 PM (TP6Qi) 144
Military tracking high-altitude balloon over Western US
- Maybe it's General Tso's birthday and one if his balloons got away. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 07:04 PM (FVME7) Asked earlier, so I'm gonna ask again: Where was Enrique Tarrio when this balloon was launched? Answer: DOESN'T MATTER, GIVE HIM 22 MORE YEARS!! Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 07:29 PM (GtZ7X) 145
We can't all be raised in nice neighborhoods like Marco Rubio's Dumpster Roaches.
Man, fuck those guys. Posted by: Joy Reid's Wig Lice at February 23, 2024 07:29 PM (9UlRk) 146
The moon tonight is beautiful.
it's the Snow Moon tonite it's in apogee so not a Super Moon. A Micro Moon! Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2024 07:29 PM (AcWfM) 147
135 do gay male couples usually adopt little boys?
doesn't anyone question that? Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 23, 2024 07:25 PM (AcWfM) I remember Gays suing to be in the Boy Scouts, and so they could be Scout Masters. Then... Boy Scouts destroyed because of Lawsuits of abuse. It's almost like they put a legal target on the back of an organization that is Pro Boy, Pro American, and gets Boys out into Nature. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 07:29 PM (xaFKb) 148
Rights God given. Come heavy or don’t come at all
Posted by: FortWorthMike at February 23, 2024 07:30 PM (Rr4Yy) 149
Raising edible bugs on landfill garbage?
No, thanks. I only eat free range bugs. And I like to wrangle my own. Posted by: Paco at February 23, 2024 07:30 PM (njExo) Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:31 PM (0lA9i) Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2024 07:31 PM (9UlRk) 152
We had a hell of a thunderstorm this afternoon here in SC. I was pleasantly surprised to see the beautiful moon tonight. Posted by: four seasons at February 23, 2024 07:32 PM (PisyI) 153
"it's the Snow Moon tonite
it's in apogee so not a Super Moon. A Micro Moon! Posted by: BlackOrchid" That snow moon. Posted by: Obee Juan Canobeans at February 23, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F) 154
135 do gay male couples usually adopt little boys?
doesn't anyone question that? Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 23, 2024 07:25 PM (AcWfM) The problem is they diminished the very definition of the word Right. Our Founders meant God Given or Natural Rights,.... but then they started to define things given by Man or Law, as Rights. You have no natural Right to Vote... that is a power given to you by the form of Government you have... but they 'defined' that as a Right... thus conflating Natural Rights with a Legal Power. Same with the idea of Government Rights. Governments are man made entities, they have no rights, just powers, and limitations. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 07:35 PM (xaFKb) 155
This reporter didn't think bugs were very tasty -
https://youtu.be/f8MNH7JuR7I Isiah Carey is now with Fox 26 Houston. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2024 07:35 PM (4I/2K) 156
Buried lede:
It doesn't take a hell of a lot of brain circuitry to construct a progressive mind. Posted by: MartynW at February 23, 2024 07:26 PM (sHP7b) --- I may have accidentally wired one up in my college Intermediate Physics Lab course... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 23, 2024 07:35 PM (BpYfr) 157
In SERE school they made me eat bugs. I would do it again in a survival situation. I’m not eating bugs while I have chili dogs in the house.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 07:35 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2024 07:36 PM (xaFKb) 159
Penile inversion vaginoplasty (PIV)
My genitalia is crawling back into my body like a frightened turtle just reading that. Posted by: Ed McMahon at February 23, 2024 06:48 PM (aD39U) And they aren't really making a vagina or a clitoris. They are making counterfeits. Building counterfeit women. Surgeons who do this should be gassed. They are vivisectionists. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2024 07:36 PM (tkR6S) 160
Now Big Mutilation is rolling in money-- the clinics are cutting and chopping night and day, and still can't keep up with demand.
------------ Big Penguin > Big Mutilation Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 23, 2024 07:37 PM (S/101) 161
Looks like it's coming down to bugs vs. humans on the menu. Anyone have a recipe for human rump roast.
Posted by: javems at February 23, 2024 07:38 PM (8I4hW) 162
>>>>
And they aren't really making a vagina or a clitoris. They are making counterfeits. Building counterfeit women. Surgeons who do this should be gassed. They are vivisectionists. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon a ------------------- Slowly, so that they may have ample time to reflect on their deeds. Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:39 PM (0lA9i) 163
161 Looks like it's coming down to bugs vs. humans on the menu. Anyone have a recipe for human rump roast.
Posted by: javems --------------------- Not surrendering to that. Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:40 PM (0lA9i) 164
According to some COB they use part of the colon.
But the male body interprets the hole as a wound and keeps trying to heal/close. Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:05 PM (0lA9i) If they use the semi-colon, then the patient will get diaresis. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2024 07:40 PM (tkR6S) 165
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
My best guess is that about 100 people need to be jailed for a multi-year criminal conspiracy to subvert our elections. Two presidents Dozens of staffers Several senators Soros Soros prosecutors hunting Trump Half the media All signers of the laptop hoax And on and on. It’s a long list. And that’s why it won’t happen. Instead, Republicans will be jailed for noticing. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 07:41 PM (2yu8s) 166
The moon tonight is beautiful.
it's the Snow Moon tonite it's in apogee so not a Super Moon. A Micro Moon! Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 23, 2024 07:29 PM (AcWfM) ------------- A Non-Super Snow Storm Micro Hunger Cricket Moon! Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 23, 2024 07:41 PM (S/101) 167
[Scott Adams:] My best guess is that about 100 people need to be jailed for a multi-year criminal conspiracy to subvert our elections.
------------ You misspelled 100,000 people. Posted by: ShainS -- Boycott New York & other Blue Shithole Cities #TruckersForTrump at February 23, 2024 07:42 PM (S/101) 168
130 "The Archdiocese later released a statement on Saturday from Father Enrique Salvo, the pastor of St. Patrick's, who said that cathedral staff "had no idea our welcome and prayer would be degraded in such a sacrilegious and deceptive way."
——— Those guys are all liars. Unfortunately they sinned against the Holy Spirit and will burn in Hell for all of eternity. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 23, 2024 07:43 PM (2fIO4) 169
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 11h
This is what I hear about schools: Boys are rejecting wokeness as absurd. Girls are accepting it so hard they are changing their genders. David Roberts @davidrlroberts 10h Replying to @ScottAdamsSays A friend who is a school teacher informed me that all the girls in school are now gay, bi or trans. Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 10h I'm hearing the same (but obviously not 100%) Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 07:47 PM (2yu8s) 170
Well supposedly Tulsi Gabbard made Trumps short list for his VP choice. Her CPAC presentation yesterday was powerful..
I don't know but is she just another lying shapeshifter? She served a year in Iraq and is still active in the Hawaii National Guard. Her voting record in congress seems to lean Blue Dog which I like... I'm afraid she may have a relapse like an alcoholic and sympathize with the Dems once in office. Posted by: Pooky Park Flashback Victim at February 23, 2024 07:47 PM (KU6o9) 171
nood
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 07:48 PM (2yu8s) 172
I just realized this whole transgender episode going on now is a direct response to Roe vs Wade being overturned. Feminazis and Lesbo think tanks are the impetus behind the surreal social change going on....
Posted by: Pooky Park Flashback Victim at February 23, 2024 07:55 PM (KU6o9) 173
Well supposedly Tulsi Gabbard made Trumps short list for his VP choice. Her CPAC presentation yesterday was powerful..
I don't know but is she just another lying shapeshifter? She served a year in Iraq and is still active in the Hawaii National Guard. Her voting record in congress seems to lean Blue Dog which I like... I'm afraid she may have a relapse like an alcoholic and sympathize with the Dems once in office. Posted by: Pooky Park Flashback Victim at February 23, 2024 07:47 PM (KU6o9) Well she was run out of her original party for not being another rubber stamping asshole Uniparty person. So she has that going for her. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2024 08:03 PM (eoQWY) 174
I just realized this whole transgender episode going on now is a direct response to Roe vs Wade being overturned. Feminazis and Lesbo think tanks are the impetus behind the surreal social change going on....
Posted by: Pooky Park Flashback Victim at February 23, 2024 07:55 PM (KU6o9) No, it has been going on a lot longer than that. The transgenders are replacing the Feminazis and Lesbians because they can trump the victim card by demanding they have sex with them, and they can beat them up. Posted by: Oldcat at February 23, 2024 08:04 PM (eoQWY) 175
I would love to know more about what's taken place in El Salvador...
Posted by: Bayesian Prior at February 23, 2024 08:14 PM (Jm6DO) 176
20 years ago these degenerate freaks that defiled St Patrick’s would have been tuned up by every VFW in Queens. I don’t ever want to hear a word about how tough New Yorkers are
Posted by: UGAdawg at February 23, 2024 08:30 PM (tRd71) 177
Gemini AI proves that the entire America was founded on systemic racism is bunk
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