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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/24/24) Recycled Material Edition
Guy travels to Europe for a vacation... it's his first time, he sees the sights, has a real good time... after a while he decides to call home... gets his brother on the phone and says 'so how are things back home?' ... and the brother says 'your cat died!'... the guy says 'you shouldn't break bad news like that, you should...
... break it to me gently... like, you should say, 'the cat crawled out on the roof... chasing a squirrel... and got stuck...
we had to call the fire department... the fireman climbed up and got the cat, but on the way down he slipped... the cat fell to the ground...
... we had to take the cat to the vet... they tried to save the cat, they even operated... on the cat... but it was too late... they couldn't save the cat'... that's how you should break bad news like that'... so the guys says to his brother, 'anyway, how's mom?'... and the brother says
… 'SHE'S ON THE ROOF!'...
The photo of the Largemouth Bass was taken this past Thursday while I was out fishing for Bluegills on Lake Misanthrope. No wonder why they weren't there with this big guy on the prowl.
This is the Aqua-Vu AV722. It is a great little luxury I have for ice fishing. The bass was in about 14' of water. The photo of the screen was taken with my i-Phone. Flasher units (sonar) are nice and I have one. But having the AV opens up a new world altogether. This is my 2nd AV. I still have my B&W unit from the early 2000s.
Possibly NSFW Ozzyman reviews interesting models showing off some new fashion pieces.
The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM
on’t Make These Common Beginner Running MistakesThe basics of running aren’t hard to get down: Mostly, you need comfortable shoes, a sports bra if applicable, and consistency. But sometimes we make things harder on ourselves than they need to be. Here are some of the biggest mistakes new runners make.
An important study hopes to put out the argument: What is better? Size or knowledge?
Does size matter? Age-old penis debate finally settled in ‘groundbreaking’ study New data has finally put to bed the age-old debate: Does size really matter? The controversial topic has long caused a divide among men and women, but researchers have just released stats that prove the issue isn’t actually about what’s in a man’s pants, but instead lies in the taboo surrounding female sexual preferences. Academics at the University of Kent, in the UK’s south, have just released a “groundbreaking” study that debunks some of the biggest myths about sexual pleasure for women. By analyzing 265 sex toys, the study assessed factors such as size, material, price, and customer reviews to uncover what women really like in bed. The findings were very revealing, showing circumference trumps length in importance when it comes to women’s preferences.Which reminds me.......It's time for the One & ONLY.........
It will not be too long before a new batch of Genius Award Winners are located.
1. [ ] Bent?
2. [ ] Twisted?
3. [ ] Obeyed?
4. [X] Broken so badly you win the coveted AoS ONT Genius Award?
N.J. priest accused of shoplifting and driving drunk stepping down from church A Roman Catholic priest who was accused of shoplifting from the Walmart Supercenter in Pohatcong Township before allegedly leading officers on a pursuit to avoid arrest is stepping away from his role as Pastor of St. Mary Catholic Church in Alpha, officials said. Dawid Wejnerowski, 39, of Alpha, is charged with disorderly persons shoplifting; second-degree eluding police; drunken driving; having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle; and multiple traffic offenses,according to a statement from the Pohatcong Township Police.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Garrett's "I have a dream".
Notice: Posted with permission by........Someone on the roof.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 09:45 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2024 09:46 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 24, 2024 09:47 PM (dZVON)
Boots!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2024 09:46 PM (WXNFJ)
Do you have a dream?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 09:47 PM (QXQ4l)
I could not wear those Crocs in the final photo, not because they are uncomfortable, but because I would trip and fall when I tried to walk!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2024 09:47 PM (KglbO)
"I'm hungry. So I am going to get a quarter pounder with cheese."
Upon arrival: "So here they don't know what a quarter pound is. So I have to order the Royal with Cheese."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 09:47 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 09:48 PM (6US2w)
I could not wear those Crocs in the final photo, not because they are uncomfortable, but because I would trip and fall when I tried to walk!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2024 09:47 PM (KglbO)
So you're sayin Garrett doesn't have a chance with you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 09:49 PM (QXQ4l)
Picked up a couple of LP's
Double Fantasy, pretty good price, Time Out 1959 pressing, paid more than I should have, and In Visible Silance to complete The Art of Noise collection.
Listening to Double Fantasy, which I haven't done since the album came out in 1980, and having lost the original vinyl to the sands of time, even my brother doesn't have it, it's a lot better and lot more cohesive than I remembered, also, controversially, Yoko Ono is not as bad as has been suggested, she comes across as a gal who really loves this weird looking guy to pieces and though she has no facility to sing a lick, sings her love to him none the less.
Tragically, John Lennon would be assasinated less than a month after the albums release and in a sad bit of irony, the last song on the album is sung by Ono, the title of the song is: Hard Times are Over.
Not quite as it turned out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 09:49 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 09:50 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2024 09:52 PM (lhenN)
Yuge negative points for bein in the salad section.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2024 09:52 PM (xaFKb)
Yuge negative points for bein in the salad section.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2024 09:52 PM (xaFKb)
It's early an already a tough crowd
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 09:55 PM (QXQ4l)
>>Yuge negative points for bein in the salad section.
I mean, how do you think she maintains that Hard Body?
She probably gets a little tube steak here and there, but it's salads all other times.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 09:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2024 09:47 PM (KglbO)
So you're sayin Garrett doesn't have a chance with you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 09:49 PM (QXQ4l)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2024 09:56 PM (KglbO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 09:56 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2024 09:56 PM (KglbO)
Could bounce a quarter off that stomach.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 09:50 PM (XV/Pl)
She's essentially wearing a cheesecloth over a bikini.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 09:57 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 09:58 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 09:58 PM (D4mnv)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 09:58 PM (8sMut)
Given the proportions, her feet have to be a good 4-5 inches off the ground.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 09:59 PM (di6C2)
>>What in the hell are on hat woman's feet?
Anime Character Boots. They are all the rage with the Kidz these days.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:00 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Sandra at February 24, 2024 10:00 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:01 PM (geLO8)
I bought a bunch of vinyl in San Diego two weeks ago. Also paid more than I should have but that’s because the three dollar pile would have been a one dollar pile anywhere other than California. They oddly form a theme now that I look at them.
Dr. Hook, Bankrupt
Edgar Winter: White Trash
And a collection called Music Box sponsored by BankAmericard.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2024 10:01 PM (b2d5O)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:02 PM (geLO8)
>>What in the hell are on hat woman's feet?
Anime Character Boots. They are all the rage with the Kidz these days.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:00 PM (XV/Pl)
Vaguely asian in the face. That outfit would be perfectly ludicrous if topped with a mask.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:02 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2024 10:02 PM (NxC5+)
Bejar, Feby. 24th. 1836
To the People of Texas & All Americans in the World-
Fellow Citizens & compatriots-
I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna - I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man - The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken - I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls - I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch - The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country - Victory or Death.
William Barret Travis.
Lt. Col.comdt.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:02 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 09:58 PM (8sMut)
I believe they're to protect your feet and legs from bear traps in areas with a large amount of concealed traps.
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:03 PM (D4mnv)
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 10:04 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:04 PM (D4mnv)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 09:58 PM (8sMut)
I believe they're to protect your feet and legs from bear traps in areas with a large amount of concealed traps.
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:03 PM (D4mnv)
They probably would do a good job against electrical hazards on the floor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:05 PM (di6C2)
>>I bought a bunch of vinyl in San Diego two weeks ago.
That's a good haul you got.
I'm really digging getting back into vinyl and between my brother sending me care packages, that he's selecting for me, so, it's a legit surprise when I open the box, and acquiring stuff from shops in the area, I feel like I'm a teenager again, hearing things for the *first time again.
* Kinda.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:05 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:04 PM (D4mnv)
And your points are?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:04 PM (D4mnv)
They have mass. They occupy space. They are real. Enough.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:05 PM (di6C2)
>>I bought a bunch of vinyl in San Diego two weeks ago.
That's a good haul you got.
I'm really digging getting back into vinyl and between my brother sending me care packages, that he's selecting for me, so, it's a legit surprise when I open the box, and acquiring stuff from shops in the area, I feel like I'm a teenager again, hearing things for the *first time again.
* Kinda.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:05 PM (XV/Pl)
That is pretty cool. Enjoy the tunes!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
Look at those cabbages
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:01 PM (geLO
Once at work about 25-30 years ago, a mechnical engineer had just seen a plate of these huge cookies. Just as he said, "Look at the SIZE of those COOKIES!" a young female software engineer walked by (and got upset).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2024 10:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:06 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2024 09:52 PM (xaFKb)
She has to pick up some suey choy and bean sprouts. Those boots are made for wokking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 10:06 PM (tkR6S)
>>Vaguely asian in the face. That outfit would be perfectly ludicrous if topped with a mask.
No she's Asian, she's just that really subtle Asian. uhhhhahhh.
She probably smells good too.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:06 PM (XV/Pl)
Full Moon tonight. In the monthly naming convention, this is the Snow Moon. In the more proper seasonal convention, it's the Worm Moon, the last full Moon of astronomical winter.
So, it will be Spring the next full Moon. That will be the Pink Moon, or the Paschal Moon, the one that defines Easter. Note Easter comes on the early side this year.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 10:07 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2024 10:07 PM (NxC5+)
>>I bought a bunch of vinyl in San Diego two weeks ago.
That's a good haul you got.
I'm really digging getting back into vinyl and between my brother sending me care packages, that he's selecting for me, so, it's a legit surprise when I open the box, and acquiring stuff from shops in the area, I feel like I'm a teenager again, hearing things for the *first time again.
* Kinda.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:05 PM (XV/Pl)
At first I thought you were talking vinyl siding...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2024 10:02 PM (NxC5+)
I admire your ability to cut through to the basics!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
I think she's the one with the points. And they seem to be aimed right at me. O.O
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:08 PM (D4mnv)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 09:47 PM (8sMut)
I went to Europe for the first time last year, and made a point to check a McDonald's in Zurich to see what they called a Quarter Pounder. Unfortunately, I forgot the name they used for it, which wasn't Royale but something else more German friendly.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2024 10:09 PM (PZvjL)
1) Don't start.
Posted by: Nathan at February 24, 2024 10:10 PM (HBOL9)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2024 10:09 PM (PZvjL)
Kaiserlich?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:10 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2024 10:09 PM (PZvjL)
Kaiserlich?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:10 PM (di6C2)
Royal mit Käse
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:11 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:05 PM (di6C2)
Needs more testing. Are they waves or particles?
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:11 PM (D4mnv)
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:11 PM (D4mnv)
They are her particular boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:12 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 24, 2024 10:12 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 09:47 PM (8sMut)
I went to Europe for the first time last year, and made a point to check a McDonald's in Zurich to see what they called a Quarter Pounder. Unfortunately, I forgot the name they used for it, which wasn't Royale but something else more German friendly.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2024 10:09 PM (PZvjL)
I was in Israel many years ago and I remember asking for a large drink, "Gadol". I got a medium. I shoulda asked for a very large drink, "Gadol Meyod"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:06 PM (geLO
Those same people will cheerfully reelect Lindsey.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:13 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2024 10:13 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2024 10:13 PM (CHHv1)
When others start calling out your name, like Norm in Cheers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2024 10:14 PM (PZvjL)
Do they make a creaking noise like a waterbed?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2024 10:14 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2024 10:13 PM (CHHv1)
When others start calling out your name, like Norm in Cheers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
Or Ace singles you out, like Garret.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:15 PM (ynpvh)
I thought that was uncalled for
***
in Germany they call it the "Hamburger Royal"
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:15 PM (geLO8)
Do they make a creaking noise like a waterbed?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2024 10:14 PM (lhenN)
Can you hear the ocean?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 09:49 PM (XV/Pl)
===
Hearing some of the songs off that album is still extremely triggering.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:15 PM (ynpvh)
Just hopefully not the way ace singles out garrett.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 09:47 PM (8sMut)
I went to Europe for the first time last year, and made a point to check a McDonald's in Zurich to see what they called a Quarter Pounder. Unfortunately, I forgot the name they used for it, which wasn't Royale but something else more German friendly.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2024 10:09 PM (PZvjL)
I was in Israel many years ago and I remember asking for a large drink, "Gadol". I got a medium. I shoulda asked for a very large drink, "Gadol Meyod"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
Should have asked for a BFD, that's universal.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (6J91J)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:15 PM (ynpvh)
Just hopefully not the way ace singles out garrett.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (di6C2)
Are there Garrett-adjacent ways Ace can single you out?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (ynpvh)
Recycled Material Edition?
I've said for years, I never felt as liberated as when I gave up recycling...
Posted by: mindful webworker - paper and plastic! at February 24, 2024 10:17 PM (Cc6lU)
Posted by: The Paolo has both length and breadth at February 24, 2024 10:17 PM (TTAGa)
Recycled Material Edition?
I've said for years, I never felt as liberated as when I gave up recycling...
Posted by: mindful webworker - paper and plastic! at February 24, 2024 10:17 PM (Cc6lU)
No more bicycle for you?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TRex at February 24, 2024 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (ynpvh)
Ron Desantis and Marco Rubio's trash?
Rick Perry's glasses?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:18 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Tapeville, USA at February 24, 2024 10:18 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
Kind of related...near the end of my Swiss adventure I went to a vaguely American style burger joint one night and got two orders of fries because the pricing and general vibe of the place made me think they were gonna be the rather small Euro portions I'd seen in many other restaurants. Oh, how wrong I was...
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2024 10:18 PM (PZvjL)
Since they don't make sports bras for men. What are men with man boobs supposed to do?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
Everyone appreciates girthyness
This is known
Posted by: The Paolo has both length and breadth at February 24, 2024 10:17 PM (TTAGa)
Except, perhaps, in prison.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:19 PM (ynpvh)
1. It has a 120-year-old suspension monorail for public transport, still in use.
2. It has two fast-food restaurants marked on Google Maps as 'Burger King WHOPPER-TAL'.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at February 24, 2024 10:19 PM (uL3GK)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 09:49 PM (XV/Pl)
===
Hearing some of the songs off that album is still extremely triggering.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
'Fantasy' popped Traffic in my head.
http://tinyurl.com/3395hfsu
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:19 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:20 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
The Manzeer ...
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at February 24, 2024 10:20 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Tapeville, USA
You must have a ton of 'Convoy' tapes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 10:20 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2024 10:13 PM (CHHv1)
When others start calling out your name, like Norm in Cheers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
Yo BeckChas!!!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2024 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Cardboard Level or better
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:23 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 09:49 PM (XV/Pl)
===
Hearing some of the songs off that album is still extremely triggering.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
'Fantasy' popped Traffic in my head.
http://tinyurl.com/3395hfsu
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:19 PM (di6C2)
Got HPV vax commercial talking about how important to get it at age 12 to prevent cancer. What was unstated is that you get HPV pretty much by SEXUAL contact. Well gee, seems they might want sexually active 12 year-olds, or expect them to be.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: GWB at February 24, 2024 10:23 PM (mdc3p)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2024 10:18 PM (PZvjL)
With mayo, because the Europeans have warped taste in food...
In the Netherlands I saw a bunch of Dutch kids (teenagers at least) get on a train with each one of them with French fries with a lump of mayo in the middle of them. I wanted to puke.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:23 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
Gemini, show me a woman SHOPLIFTING in a grocery store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
I wore shoes in the seventies that weren't much better.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 10:24 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (Q4IgG)
Given that the "powder" used is susceptible to being ignited by friction, I would not want to be the one trying to ram a tight-fitting ball home in the barrel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 10:24 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 24, 2024 10:24 PM (sNc8Y)
Feb. 19, 2024 / 11:43 AM
Woman returns home to find house ransacked by badger
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:20 PM (geLO
https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:24 PM (ynpvh)
>>Hearing some of the songs off that album is still extremely triggering.
At it's heart, the album is about two peoples love for each other, their life, there family and about the possibilities to come.
And then, a f**king piece of sh*t loser monster assassinates one of them.
That's the thing about the vinyl record, get a cocktail, you put it on, you sit back in a comfy chair, you hold the liner sheet, you read the lyrics, you listen intently and as you do, you think as well, and listen, and you think some more.
It's afar better listening experience than pretty much any other.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2024 10:25 PM (6J91J)
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:25 PM (bW2Vi)
In the Netherlands I saw a bunch of Dutch kids (teenagers at least) get on a train with each one of them with French fries with a lump of mayo in the middle of them. I wanted to puke.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:23 PM (8sMut)
But a good burger with lettuce, onion, ketchup, mustard and mayo is quite good.
Or a pork tenderloin sandwich.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:25 PM (di6C2)
I got everything I need for a bolt canon except then orange paper.
Sigh.
Kidding aside....absolutely wicked!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:25 PM (bW2Vi)
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:26 PM (bW2Vi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
Gemini, show me a woman SHOPLIFTING in a grocery store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:23 PM (ynpvh)
I think that outfit means she is showing everything she is carrying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (di6C2)
Or a pork tenderloin sandwich.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:25 PM (di6C2)
Mayo and mustard are evil. But especially mayo.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (8sMut)
Had to stop by about that last picture. It reminded me of my last trip. Everywhere we went in Italy there were influencers taking photos like that stupid girl in the photo. They inevitably would be standing on front of the view that you wanted to enjoy. Posing while their boyfriend took photo after photo. It was just so phony. I really do not understand about how people "follow" these idiots and somehow encourage them by giving them money.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (t/2Uw)
At this point, I'm... just working on walking.* Running at all would be my first miistake.
*Doing better than Roomba Joe, though. And my dog has never bitten anybody.
Posted by: mindful webworker - fly like a caterpillar at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (Cc6lU)
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:26 PM (bW2Vi)
Drapes/Carpet mismatch, you're saying?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
Gemini, show me Women of Wal-Mart.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (w6EFb)
This isn't an idle question but a serious one, serious answers would be appreciated.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 24, 2024 10:28 PM (KATBx)
I should probably make sure that's on my tombstone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2024 10:28 PM (CHHv1)
Or a pork tenderloin sandwich.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:25 PM (di6C2)
Mayo and mustard are evil. But especially mayo.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (8sMut)
I do hate when perfectly good honey walnut shrimp is lathered in it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:07 PM (ynpvh)
I thought he meant flooring at first.
Posted by: GWB at February 24, 2024 10:30 PM (mdc3p)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (8sMut)
I was never a huge mustard fan for most of my life, but lately, I have found mustard on certain things is wonderful. Spicy brown or French's- not the fru-fru stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:30 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 24, 2024 10:28 PM (KATBx)
this can be managed by the same people that bring instant riots after a young man who is getting his life together gets gunned down by the po-po.
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:30 PM (bW2Vi)
That said, I have ice cream and a blender and just whipped up a marvelous chocolate malt!
Sometimes no booze is OK.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: GWB at February 24, 2024 10:23 PM (mdc3p)
Kneeling optional?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 10:32 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 10:06 PM (tkR6S)
Nicely done.
Posted by: GWB at February 24, 2024 10:32 PM (mdc3p)
I should probably make sure that's on my tombstone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2024 10:28 PM (CHHv1)
That privilege is reserved for ABBA fans.
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:32 PM (bW2Vi)
but my doctors say I can't have salty breakfast meats anymore
something about science
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:32 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (8sMut)
I was never a huge mustard fan for most of my life, but lately, I have found mustard on certain things is wonderful. Spicy brown or French's- not the fru-fru stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:30 PM (di6C2)
Yes, I like the brown stuff (not THAT brown stuff).
I have a recipe for chicken baked in a honey/mustard coating. Was even better with ginger honey.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 10:33 PM (tkR6S)
I should probably make sure that's on my tombstone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2024 10:28 PM (CHHv1)
Nope, you're not mockable on the FZ matter. You've explained yourself on it, I don't hear things the way you do. And that's ok.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
Gender-inclusive demining for sustainable futures in Ukraine
Funding: $4 million
This project from the HALO Trust aims to safeguard the lives and livelihoods of Ukrainians, including women and internally displaced persons, by addressing the threat of explosive ordnance present across vast areas of the country. Project activities include conducting non-technical surveys and subsequent manual clearance in targeted communities; providing capacity building to key national stakeholders; and establishing a gender and diversity working group to promote gender-transformative mine action in Ukraine.
http://tinyurl.com/bdz7jsmv
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:33 PM (YAtuc)
So, it will be Spring the next full Moon. That will be the Pink Moon, or the Paschal Moon, the one that defines Easter. Note Easter comes on the early side this year.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
It is also a micro-moon instead of a super moon as it is at apogee ...
Posted by: Adriane the Spaced Out Critic . . . at February 24, 2024 10:33 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 10:34 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: Odd Fellow at February 24, 2024 10:34 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:32 PM (bW2Vi)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 10:34 PM (QXQ4l)
>>At first I thought you were talking vinyl siding...
I have two homes, neither has vinyl siding.
On house has beaded lap siding that you can no longer get and I bought the last 2K linear feet from Louisiana Pacific.
And the other house has regular old lap siding. Which is still hard to come by but not as hard as the beaded siding.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:34 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 10:34 PM (Xr4QU)
Gender-inclusive demining for sustainable futures in Ukraine
Funding: $4 million
This project from the HALO Trust aims to safeguard the lives and livelihoods of Ukrainians, including women and internally displaced persons, by addressing the threat of explosive ordnance present across vast areas of the country. Project activities include conducting non-technical surveys and subsequent manual clearance in targeted communities; providing capacity building to key national stakeholders; and establishing a gender and diversity working group to promote gender-transformative mine action in Ukraine.
http://tinyurl.com/bdz7jsmv
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:33 PM (YAtuc)
And here I thought demining was a green initiative to put back minerals and chemicals we've mined BACK in the ground, for Mother Gaia!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: irongrampa
--
I think they're here mostly for the handouts, and because this country is pretty lenient on crime
so they're here to exploit our diseased system
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:35 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 24, 2024 10:34 PM (QXQ4l)
I knew you would appreciate that!
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:35 PM (bW2Vi)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:36 PM (geLO8)
Footwear by Olive Oyl via Disney.
Okay, thanks for the ONT, MH. It worked.
😃
Posted by: mindful webworker - on purpose at February 24, 2024 10:36 PM (Cc6lU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 10:34 PM (Xr4QU)
I don't have the words...or the printed text.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
http://tinyurl.com/bdz7jsmv
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:33 PM (YAtuc)
I fail to see a problem with training trannys to dance in mine fields.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 10:36 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2024 10:36 PM (t/2Uw)
pot farms with high fences ...
Posted by: Adriane the Spaced Out Critic . . . at February 24, 2024 10:37 PM (4Winp)
Because, obviously, the first step in starting to remove land mines in Ukraine is to "a gender and diversity working group".
We are so screwed if there is a real war.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:37 PM (YAtuc)
http://tinyurl.com/bdz7jsmv
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:33 PM (YAtuc)
I fail to see a problem with training trannys to dance in mine fields.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 10:36 PM (tkR6S)
They'll only find the jazz hands.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)
Well, it's Canada, so it's kind of a joke.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 10:37 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:37 PM (bW2Vi)
So, if you're a war-monger, a libtard, a homosexual tech exec, or just dumb as a brick, keep those donations coming in. This campaign could go on for years.
Pick Nikki.
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at February 24, 2024 10:38 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 24, 2024 10:38 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:37 PM (bW2Vi)
Large, swollen, misshappen feet?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)
My pronouns are ohshit/boom!
Posted by: Oddbob at February 24, 2024 10:38 PM (sNc8Y)
Sum/Ting/Wong
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
>>What is that poor girl hiding in those crocks?
Judging from the rest of the package, perfectly manicured toes with a cute toe ring on each baby toe.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:39 PM (XV/Pl)
So, if you're a war-monger, a libtard, a homosexual tech exec, or just dumb as a brick, keep those donations coming in. This campaign could go on for years.
Pick Nikki.
Posted by: The Real Nikki Haley at February 24, 2024 10:38 PM (9X60i)
Is that like Axing her something?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2024 10:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at February 24, 2024 10:40 PM (LJCgz)
Posted by: javems at February 24, 2024 10:40 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
One word: "Dukes"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2024 10:39 PM (hOUT3)
I think most here would agree, Dukes with Daisy in front of them are usually a good thing to view.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
A land mine can transform your gender with remarkable speed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:40 PM (YAtuc)
>>What is that poor girl hiding in those crocks?
Judging from the rest of the package, perfectly manicured toes with a cute toe ring on each baby toe.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:39 PM (XV/Pl)
Uh oh. I think Bender's in love again.
That stomach is pretty entrancing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:41 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:41 PM (bW2Vi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2024 10:41 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: javems at February 24, 2024 10:40 PM (8I4hW)
Javems Doctor: "Now we'll work on your sense of smell"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
Pffft, just have your bacon at dinner time. Problem solved.
Posted by: PabloD at February 24, 2024 10:41 PM (FpN5G)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 10:41 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2024 10:42 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:23 PM (8sMut)
===
Wij zijn overal.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
http://tinyurl.com/bdz7jsmv
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:33 PM (YAtuc)
In other words it's a jobs program for a bunch of people with buttfucking useless "...Studies" degrees.
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:42 PM (IteRy)
Posted by: javems
What you mean turn signals are supposed to make noise?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2024 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Peanut butter, pickel and mayo>>Peanut butter and jelly
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at February 24, 2024 10:42 PM (LJCgz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2024 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
If the fluid is topped up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:43 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2024 10:13 PM (CHHv1)
Drop links until they start getting included in the sidebar or the main posts.
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:44 PM (IteRy)
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:44 PM (bW2Vi)
>>Uh oh. I think Bender's in love again.
Can you blame me, that's pretty much a perfect package of a women.
She's thin, but shapely, tight but not overly toned, exudes womanlyness, the face... the hair.. no tattoos... no visible prison scars...
What's not to love.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:44 PM (XV/Pl)
Look on the bright side - what group is better suited for mine clearance than "studies" majors?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:44 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:42 PM (IteRy)
And will result in exactly zero mines being cleared.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 10:44 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: irongrampa at February 24, 2024 10:28 PM (KATBx)
They are likely not all soldiers. In my rudimentary analysis, if given 1 million men, maybe 1 in 10 is a threat. That's 100,000. They were using the other 900,000 to hide among. Now out of those, just assume only 25% are the real soldiers...fifth columnists. That's 25,000 enemy soldiers. Thats only 500 per state. Now if the planning for them began a few years ago, by the time you start bringing them into the country, there are already safe houses,
food, weapons, everything you need.
The only thing missing are targets and attack orders.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2024 10:44 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 10:44 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (t/2Uw)
I must have done something right when I was over there because I don't remember much if any of that nonsense. But, I was also avoiding the tourist traps.
Lot of history aficionados here...I'll let you in on a little something. Milan's got some Roman ruins because Mediolanum. Not many, and they're not heavily advertised, generally in back alleys and attached to other buildings. But they're there, and they aren't tourist traps. When I was in Milan I stopped by the ruins of the imperial palace, built in that period when the Romans were starting to move important stuff out of Rome itself. On a weekday afternoon, I was literally the only person there for a good 5 or 10 minutes. It's not far from the Sforza Castle, which is quite impressive too.
Maybe not as impressive as something like the Colosseum, but not having to deal with dumbass tourists and the crooks that prey on them has its benefits.
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2024 10:44 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:46 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Some people just vote for the name they recognize. I'm pretty sure that that is how that twat Liz Cheney had gotten into the senate.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 10:46 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2024 10:13 PM (CHHv1)
You're a regular guy.
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:47 PM (bW2Vi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2024 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
If the fluid is topped up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:43 PM (di6C2)
https://youtu.be/m8Dhsb_U0YM
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:47 PM (9mKQq)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2024 10:48 PM (t/2Uw)
http://tinyurl.com/y7t8t3z4
Posted by: Don Black
The chick from the Hunger Games movies. I'm drawing a blank on her name. Been in a bunch of other movies too. Won an Oscar somewhere along the line.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 10:48 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 10:46 PM (0Htd1)
The longer a person is in Congress the more power they have. Better committee appointments. More loot for the folks back home.
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2024 10:48 PM (bW2Vi)
Am I missing something?
Posted by: PaleRider at February 24, 2024 10:49 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2024 10:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ciampino - I can catch her in those crocs at February 24, 2024 10:50 PM (qfLjt)
Rome, even with the Aurelian walls, is a massive city that isn't very defensible.
The Eastern Empire had Constantinople, which while huge, is probably the most defensible spot on earth. At least in antiquity.
Ravenna was bordered by swamps on three sides, so it was better than Milan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:50 PM (di6C2)
http://tinyurl.com/y7t8t3z4
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:46 PM (geLO
JLaw, before she met Mr. Ficus bukake.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:50 PM (ynpvh)
http://tinyurl.com/y7t8t3z4
Posted by: Don Black
The chick from the Hunger Games movies. I'm drawing a blank on her name. Been in a bunch of other movies too. Won an Oscar somewhere along the line.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 10:48 PM (Xr4QU)
Jennifer Lawrence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:50 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:51 PM (geLO8)
What's not to love.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:44 PM (XV/Pl)
The 250 dicks she's had up in her.
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:51 PM (9mKQq)
Am I missing something?
The hacking/improvising is half of the fun. The other half, of course, is blowing stuff up.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 24, 2024 10:51 PM (sNc8Y)
>>Provided mindless is at the top of your list.
She's Asian, so she can probably do multivariable calculus, has a degree in chemistry and has been studying piano using the Suzuki method since she was 5 years old.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 10:51 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 10:51 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 24, 2024 10:52 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2024 10:44 PM (PZvjL)
I was a ruin in Milan for a spell.
Posted by: zombie Benito Mussolini at February 24, 2024 10:52 PM (tkR6S)
http://tinyurl.com/285ejdt5
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:51 PM (geLO
Auntie May, e.g. Marissa Tomei?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:52 PM (ynpvh)
The Run and Hope method
The Drop and Roll method. An oldie but goodie.
The Stomp and Hop method. A definite attention getter.
The Leap Frog method. True fun for the experienced tranny and home...it starts with bending over.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2024 10:52 PM (W/lyH)
http://tinyurl.com/285ejdt5
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:51 PM (geLO
Whatshername from, you know...the thing.
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:53 PM (9mKQq)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 10:53 PM (Lf+TO)
I was in a taxi being driven through the Walls of Constantinople, and mused that the Byzantine Empire (and the walls) lasted longer than the current post-Byzantine era.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:54 PM (YAtuc)
===
You're in the Bronx, right? I was in h.s. in NY at the time and the city convulsed. Because it happened fairly late at night a lot of kids found out when they got to school the next morning and it was mayhem.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
I though tinyurl would hide it
oh well
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:53 PM (geLO
Tinyurl opened the original with had the name in the link.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:54 PM (geLO8)
I failed to notice that. The definition of "super" and "micro" are "within 10%" of perigee or apogee, which is a sloppy, technically incorrect way to phrase it, but you know what it means.
These things happen several times a year. A far better definition of super and "micro" would be to look at the wig-woggling of lunar perigee and apogee over the long term, and consider exceptional perigee and apogee excursions. Then, a "super Moon" or "micro Moon" would be a much more rare event.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 10:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at February 24, 2024 10:55 PM (BT/P+)
I failed to notice that. The definition of "super" and "micro" are "within 10%" of perigee or apogee, which is a sloppy, technically incorrect way to phrase it, but you know what it means.
These things happen several times a year. A far better definition of super and "micro" would be to look at the wig-woggling of lunar perigee and apogee over the long term, and consider exceptional perigee and apogee excursions. Then, a "super Moon" or "micro Moon" would be a much more rare event.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 10:54 PM (w6EFb)
Eh, Saturn and Jupiter get mooned all the time.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2024 10:55 PM (geLO8)
The Drop and Roll method. An oldie but goodie.
The Stomp and Hop method. A definite attention getter.
The Leap Frog method. True fun for the experienced tranny and home...it starts with bending over.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2024 10:52 PM (W/lyH)
Lousiana trannys will dance the Second Mine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 10:55 PM (tkR6S)
Yuge negative points for bein in the salad section.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2024 09:52 PM (xaFKb)
----
Strange I did not notice the section or the fact she's in a grocery store.
Posted by: Ciampino - I can catch her in those crocs .. at February 24, 2024 10:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: CppThis
I found Rome to be impressive but dirty, covered in Graffiti crowded with bad air. I'm a history buff so duly saw all the important stuff but couldn't wait to leave and head to Bologna.(cue the sandwich jokes). It is a gorgeous city with tiled promenades with art everywhere. Most commerce is in antique buildings and villas as are the museums. The churches are magnificent and there are small very old ones that are awe inspiring. It is a city made for walking. And the food....
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2024 10:56 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
Actually it was vision. Went straight to get my eyes tested. Both the hearing and vision people at the VA are nice looking, young females. Come to think of it my GP is as well. Well, there was one that was of indeterminate sex but they/them was competent.
Posted by: javems at February 24, 2024 10:56 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2024 10:56 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at February 24, 2024 10:55 PM (BT/P+)
Well, what percentage of declared Nimrata voters are actually democrats?
::: we've replaced real Repub voters with Folgers Crystals :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
We're Doomed!
Doomed, I tell you!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:57 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (6J91J)
Sometimes when I can tomatoes, I run them through the food mill, add a couple of chilies and salt. I am told it is a good base for Bloody Marys
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2024 10:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:54 PM (YAtuc)
330 til 14...53 (had to look it up.) Around for 1100 years. Less than 600 years since it fell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:57 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Most places where I see that, people screw up the "photo shoot" by getting between the influencer and her cameraman. There are certain very scenic spots at Lake Michigan beaches where this type of thing happens a lot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 10:58 PM (0Htd1)
From X:
If Biden is losing Nick Kristof, Beto O'Rourke, Muslims, Arabs, Palestinians, young people, Black pastors, anti-zionist Jews, and unions representing millions of workers over his Gaza genocide, can Democrats admit that it's Biden who has abandoned us & not the other way around?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 10:59 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
Actually it was vision. Went straight to get my eyes tested. Both the hearing and vision people at the VA are nice looking, young females. Come to think of it my GP is as well. Well, there was one that was of indeterminate sex but they/them was competent.
Posted by: javems at February 24, 2024 10:56 PM (8I4hW)
Hah. I was referring to that old joke where the woman goes to the doctor and says her farts don't smell and don't make noise. The doc gives her medicine.
She returns in a week and complains that her farts now smell aweful.
Doc says, "Now we'll work on the hearing"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:59 PM (ynpvh)
What happens when a practitioner of bukkake gets the clap?
It's an exo-dose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 10:59 PM (tkR6S)
Nasty Nikki got ass-stomped, which I was hoping for. She did win three counties, Richland (contains Columbia), Charleston, and Beaufort.
She lost her "home" counties of Bamberg (where she was born) and Lexington, where she was living when she got started in state politics.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:00 PM (w6EFb)
But for solid Moron status, Ace gets your name wrong in a post..
-mindful worker
Posted by: mindful webworker - or something like at February 24, 2024 11:00 PM (Cc6lU)
330 til 14...53 (had to look it up.) Around for 1100 years. Less than 600 years since it fell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:57 PM (di6C2)
There's a number of fun facts like that. One I ran across recently is that Cleopatra is closer in time to us than she is to the building of the Pyramids.
Those things are really, really old.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
"self adhesive coherent bandage tape"
Use freely, remember it is only so elastic so leave some room to breathe.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (D7oie)
In the Netherlands I saw a bunch of Dutch kids (teenagers at least) get on a train with each one of them with French fries with a lump of mayo in the middle of them. I wanted to puke.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Mayo on fries in The Netherlands is on my bucket list.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (lCaJd)
May 29, 1453.
Tuesday.
Greeks still consider Tuesday to be an unlucky day.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (YAtuc)
Those things are really, really old.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (S6gqv)
It's worse for the Sphinx.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (di6C2)
But for solid Moron status, Ace gets your name wrong in a post..
-mindful worker
Posted by: mindful webworker - or something like at February 24, 2024 11:00 PM (Cc6lU)
Paul and Raymondo seem to appear here regularly. But not at the same time. Hmmm...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at February 24, 2024 10:20 PM (TTAGa)
You mean the "Bro-zier"?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2024 11:02 PM (D7oie)
In the Netherlands I saw a bunch of Dutch kids (teenagers at least) get on a train with each one of them with French fries with a lump of mayo in the middle of them. I wanted to puke.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Mayo on fries in The Netherlands is on my bucket list.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (lCaJd)
::: Hands Blonde Morticia barf bucket :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:02 PM (ynpvh)
Pay up asshoe.
Posted by: Hick Follywood at February 24, 2024 11:02 PM (9IfFR)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (YAtuc)
A bad day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 11:03 PM (di6C2)
She returns in a week and complains that her farts now smell aweful.
Doc says, "Now we'll work on the hearing"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 10:59 PM (ynpvh)
Heh.
Posted by: javems at February 24, 2024 11:03 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:23 PM (8sMut)
That is because you are a Philistine and have no appreciation for the finer things in life, and would you like some more ice for that Rosé you are drinking, sir?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2024 11:04 PM (D7oie)
I believe they're to protect your feet and legs from bear traps in areas with a large amount of concealed traps.
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:03 PM (D4mnv)
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What do you consider a large amount, 10lbs per acre? 50lbs?
Posted by: Ciampino - I would count them and get a number at February 24, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (YAtuc)
A bad day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 11:03 PM (di6C2)
I consider Jan 6th a bad day. September 11th, December 7th...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:05 PM (ynpvh)
Stay free, keep the faith, listen to heavy metal.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 11:05 PM (/UfBD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2024 11:06 PM (bo7UB)
>>You're in the Bronx, right?
Born and raised, I was 17 at the time and up late, I was listening to WINS when they announced it, and was devastated.
It was as shocking as when Munson died or Elvis, my mom was a big time Elvis fan and she sobbed and sobbed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2024 11:06 PM (XV/Pl)
I recognized that joke, but the version I head was guy goes to the doctor, says he's farting a lot, but it's not a big deal, because they don't stink and are silent.
Doc says, "Well, we'll worry about that later, but first we need to check your hearing and smell".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:06 PM (w6EFb)
Those things are really, really old.
Posted by: Tom Servo
It's worse for the Sphinx.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Leon is getting older.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2024 11:06 PM (63Dwl)
Why does it always have to be crabs?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2024 11:06 PM (bo7UB)
::: Florence Henderson has entered the chat :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:06 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
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Watching "Welcome to Wrexham" it looked like the soccer players all wear a sports bra for some reason. So it looks like they make a mens sports bra.
Posted by: Hick Follywood at February 24, 2024 11:06 PM (VRUam)
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at February 24, 2024 10:20 PM (TTAGa)
You mean the "Bro-zier"?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2024 11:02 PM (D7oie)
From Wikipedia
"...The "Bro" versus "Manssiere" argument was based on a real argument during the episode's production. Writers Tom Gammill and Max Pross used "the Bro" in the script for the episode, but Seinfeld co-creator Larry David contended that "the Manssiere" would be funnier.[2] Kramer's performance for the German tourists was also based on real life; Gammill and Pross would act out New York stereotypes for the benefit of sightseeing buses, including pretending to mug each other.[3]
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at February 24, 2024 11:07 PM (TTAGa)
1. Today is the second anniversary of the start of the "Special Military Operation." The Ukrainians celebrated it by being pushed out of Robotyna, the tiny village that they spent an enormous amount of blood to take during last summer's Counter Offensive.
2. The Russians lost another A-50 AWACS airplane. This hurts, as they are very expensive and are few in number. I think Russia has only six of them left, to cover the border of the world's largest country. Oddly enough, both the Ukrainians and the Russians claim to have shot it down.
3. Ukraine announced it would bring F-16s into the country in pieces, assemble them, and start flying them in April.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 24, 2024 11:07 PM (P9kBh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 11:07 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (6J91J)
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Excuse me but, why would you tolerate a glass of liquor that is 3/4 full of tomato juice?
Go big or go home.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2024 11:09 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Hick Follywood at February 24, 2024 11:06 PM (VRUam)
Tracking device for bio-metric data:
Speed
Kilometers run
Area on pitch covered
etc, etc...
Posted by: browndog is chipped as well at February 24, 2024 11:09 PM (TTAGa)
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2. The Russians lost another A-50 AWACS airplane. This hurts, as they are very expensive and are few in number. I think Russia has only six of them left, to cover the border of the world's largest country. Oddly enough, both the Ukrainians and the Russians claim to have shot it down.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 24, 2024 11:07 PM (P9kBh)
Hmmm.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
It's worse for the Sphinx.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (di6C2)
A lot of Egyptologists now think the Sphinx was originally built with the head of a lioness, which was later recarved to look like a Pharaoh. That probably means it's pre-dynastic, who knows by how much. Best argument in favor of this is that if you look at the carving overall, the head is way out of proportion to the body, it's much too small. The Egyptians were far too skilled to make so great an error on such an important monument, and it makes sense to imagine that the original head was completely in correct proportion to the body.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2024 11:10 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Hick Follywood at February 24, 2024 11:06 PM (VRUam)
Tracking device for bio-metric data:
Speed
Kilometers run
Area on pitch covered
etc, etc...
Posted by: browndog is chipped as well at February 24, 2024 11:09 PM (TTAGa)
"Lactation"--tranny breastfeeding child
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
1) Don't start.
Posted by: Nathan at February 24, 2024 10:10 PM (HBOL9)
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Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: Ciampino - Kwenda poli at February 24, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2024 11:10 PM (ibTVg)
It's gone now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
It's worse for the Sphinx.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (di6C2)
A lot of Egyptologists now think the Sphinx was originally built with the head of a lioness, which was later recarved to look like a Pharaoh. That probably means it's pre-dynastic, who knows by how much. Best argument in favor of this is that if you look at the carving overall, the head is way out of proportion to the body, it's much too small. The Egyptians were far too skilled to make so great an error on such an important monument, and it makes sense to imagine that the original head was completely in correct proportion to the body.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2024 11:10 PM (S6gqv)
And the theory they just carved a rock that was already there?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Mayo is great on a sandwich with lettuce and tomato, such as a BLT, or a turkey sandwich.
Also, and I know this is offensive to most of you, mayo and olives make a good hamburger topping.
*Ducks and runs.*
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 11:11 PM (0Htd1)
It's gone now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Probably NOT from too many cretins stealing their mayo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 24, 2024 11:11 PM (kTDIC)
Posted by: Muchas buchas at February 24, 2024 11:11 PM (ZUxK6)
Posted by: Bend It Like Beckham at February 24, 2024 11:12 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 11:12 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 10:05 PM (di6C2)
Needs more testing. Are they waves or particles?
Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2024 10:11 PM (D4mnv)
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They wobble so they are standing waves.
Posted by: Ciampino - Just like a beautiful car at February 24, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Mayo is great on a sandwich with lettuce and tomato, such as a BLT, or a turkey sandwich.
Also, and I know this is offensive to most of you, mayo and olives make a good hamburger topping.
*Ducks and runs.*
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 11:11 PM (0Htd1)
I accept there are some places for mayo (keeps a sandwich from being too dry, adds fat). I still say it should NOT be found on honey walnut shrimp.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 11:13 PM (di6C2)
I was watching a video where they were debating whether the Sphinx could be MUCH earlier then currently believed, due to potential weather erosion patterns in the areas around it.
That is NOT a consensus opinion, but everyone in the discussion mentioned the "it originally had an animal head" theory as if it was generally accepted now.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2024 11:13 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 24, 2024 11:11 PM (kTDIC)
Are you going to sous vide it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
My father, rest his soul, was actually that guy who needed his hearing and smeller checked out.
One of his younger buddies told me about an amusing incident. Daddy used to go to a local Hardee's and hang out for breakfast (biscuits). He walked up the counter in line, and they said he ripped out a couple of loud farts, which stunk up the whole area.
He was oblivious to it all. They didn't have the heart to say anything, no one did, but it was all they could do to stifle their laughter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:13 PM (w6EFb)
CALL IT OUT."
http://tinyurl.com/34jy7u2f
Link goes to Twitter. I had to refresh on the address bar to get the post to show.
Posted by: KT at February 24, 2024 11:14 PM (rrtZS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 11:13 PM (di6C2)
Green olives are wonderful in tamales.
Black olives are great on pizza.
Olive tapenade is good on bread.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 24, 2024 11:13 PM (di6C2)
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Olives are the foundation of Western culture.
FIGHT ME
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2024 11:15 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2024 11:15 PM (ibTVg)
exodus' political math is so silly, it's hard for me to think of a way to ridicule it. THAT bad!
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 11:15 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: President For Life Barack I at February 24, 2024 11:16 PM (whk/K)
My father, rest his soul, was actually that guy who needed his hearing and smeller checked out.
One of his younger buddies told me about an amusing incident. Daddy used to go to a local Hardee's and hang out for breakfast (biscuits). He walked up the counter in line, and they said he ripped out a couple of loud farts, which stunk up the whole area.
He was oblivious to it all. They didn't have the heart to say anything, no one did, but it was all they could do to stifle their laughter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:13 PM (w6EFb)
Reminds me of that vid with the deaf kid finding out that farts make a sound...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
And frankly, Christian, Jew, Atheist, whatever you may be you should pray, or uh...not...as the case might be, that the west gets back to it.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2024 11:17 PM (ibTVg)
Mayo is just plain disgusting.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2024 11:15 PM (ibTVg)
Okay, who PEED on the vanilla ice cream...again?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2024 11:18 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2024 10:16 PM (6J91J)
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Excuse me but, why would you tolerate a glass of liquor that is 3/4 full of tomato juice?
Go big or go home.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43
Oh come on, I don't need to get popped that fast! A little vegetable juice and seafood are good.
Btw, how's the sailboat? Any winter projects?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2024 11:18 PM (l2a6I)
Hookers and blow are more expensive then you might think.
Posted by: Lil Z's lil gun at February 24, 2024 11:19 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 11:19 PM (RIvkX)
And the theory they just carved a rock that was already there?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
That's suggested by the way that the body is located in a pit that has been excavated out of the edge of the plateau, while the head is the only part that rises up above the level of the plateau. Who knows, it could have been carved at a time when the Sahara was still green and filled with lakes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2024 11:19 PM (S6gqv)
exodus' political math is so silly, it's hard for me to think of a way to ridicule it. THAT bad!
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 11:15 PM (NLIak)
When you realize, based on the total number of votes and the number of democrat votes, and the fact that it was an OPEN primary, yeah, it doesn't make sense. I expect tons of dems to play that game on Super Tuesday here in Kali.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 24, 2024 11:20 PM (MeG8a)
G'nite, wild bunch.
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - going horizontal at February 24, 2024 11:20 PM (Cc6lU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2024 11:18 PM (l2a6I)
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Thanks for inquiring
By the end of the week I should have the custom-made piece of marine-grade aluminum that will solve all of my current problems.
In the meantime, Mrs. Cicero has directed that we need a much bigger boat, so the initial steps have been taken to secure a slip that will accommodate the envisioned behemoth.
Baby steps. It's all baby steps.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2024 11:24 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2024 11:24 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 11:24 PM (Lf+TO)
can Democrats admit that it's Biden who has abandoned us & not the other way around?
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Welcome to the party, pal.
--Abandoned Conservative Voters of America
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2024 11:24 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 11:25 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2024 11:24 PM (WXNFJ)
Woulda been more fun had she been in the Weinermobile.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2024 11:26 PM (t/2Uw)
"I like a Bloody Mary or two,
the ones that look like a lobster.
After three I'm under the weather;
One more and I'm under the mobster." --Nurse Dorothy Parker
The crab rhymes kept leading to Streisand or the Beatles.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 24, 2024 11:26 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
That should be pretty easy to check.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 11:27 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Lume at February 24, 2024 11:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 11:25 PM (NLIak)
My cats (generally) know better than to claw at my bedroom door too early.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Mayo on fries in The Netherlands is on my bucket list.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia a t February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (lCaJd)
::: Hands Blonde Morticia barf bucket :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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It's different in The Netherlands!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2024 11:27 PM (lCaJd)
The bias of the astrognomonical cycle is such that change in daylength is shifting toward the morning side (relative to mean solar time). That will peak around the equinox.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:27 PM (w6EFb)
Mayo on fries in The Netherlands is on my bucket list.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia a t February 24, 2024 11:01 PM (lCaJd)
::: Hands Blonde Morticia barf bucket :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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It's different in The Netherlands!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2024 11:27 PM (lCaJd)
They DON'T use barf buckets?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Males average 40 to 50 lbs around here. They are bigger than most people think.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at February 24, 2024 11:28 PM (LJCgz)
Ol' Shannon from Lume is now making man-Lume, for feet, butt, and "package" she says.
She's calling it "Mando".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:28 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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About a year.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 11:28 PM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Males average 40 to 50 lbs around here. They are bigger than most people think.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at February 24, 2024 11:28 PM (LJCgz)
seems like a couple or a few could take down a decent-sized person, much less a whole pack of them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
Odds were Trump would beat her by 23% he only did 22%.
Nikki +1 for the win.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 11:30 PM (Lf+TO)
She's calling it "Mando".
Posted by: publius
If they don't go with the 'Umpire' marketing angle, they are missing a huge opportunity.
"It's for foul balls!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2024 11:30 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 11:31 PM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
that's the other reason to carry a pistol in the woods.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2024 11:31 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
You're allowed to close the door? Jeepers, Lucy would wake the dead if I tried that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2024 11:31 PM (kOwqf)
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It depends. Once the NSA has a separate file for you, you're in like Flint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2024 11:31 PM (bo7UB)
This has been entertaining.
Thanks Mis Hum. You definitely attract the most clever conversation.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2024 11:32 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 24, 2024 11:20 PM (MeG8a)
I disagree, because I've been lucky enough to go to some truly wonderful exhibitions that had been brought over to tour from Cairo, including those centered on Tut, Akhenaton, and Hatshepsut. You are correct for Royal art and goods; those were required to follow familiar forms. But what I found most fascinating was some of the items - glassware, jewelry, all kinds of smaller household, etc. goods from non royal tombs and the like. On these you will see an incredible amount of artistic freedom, and honestly I've seen some things that were every bit as creative as any 20th century material art.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2024 11:32 PM (S6gqv)
Odds were Trump would beat her by 23% he only did 22%.
Nikki +1 for the win.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 11:30 PM (Lf+TO)
"My Campaign's not dead, it's is only MOSTLY dead!"--Nimrata
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:33 PM (ynpvh)
https://aeraweb.org/geology-of-the-sphinx/
Conclusion? It was built from the natural rock on site, during the 4th Dynasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 11:33 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
that's the other reason to carry a pistol in the woods.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2024 11:31 PM (D7oie)
To shoot someone else in the leg so you can get away? /sarc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:33 PM (ynpvh)
Here's Shannon telling you about how Mando is perfect for you ball-sack:
http://tinyurl.com/27lzho8h
"So many" men were clamoring, demanding, she make some ball deodorant, she says.
She calls herself a "groinocologist", for men who might be embarrassed by using a product designed for gynecological use.
What a world we live in. What a stupid time to be alive, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:33 PM (w6EFb)
In Pulp Fiction, the John Travolta character comments on this Euro "fries/mayo & beer" phenomenon to Samuel L. Jackson.
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 11:34 PM (NLIak)
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It depends. Once the NSA has a separate file for you, you're in like Flint.
Posted by: Cicero
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Remember to carve your initials in the side of the Barrel, lends cred.
Posted by: Lume at February 24, 2024 11:35 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
You're allowed to close the door? Jeepers, Lucy would wake the dead if I tried that.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2024 11:31 PM (kOwqf)
Believe it or not, my cats listen to me just over 50% of the time, especially if I tell them grumpily "OUT" (if they're trying to get in) or "IN" (if they're trying to get outside). Also, if I say "Food, food food!", they come running, but easier just to shake a container of treats.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
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It's resting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2024 11:37 PM (XeU6L)
No one goes out there without a sidearm - at a minimum.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2024 11:37 PM (WXNFJ)
What you mean turn signals are supposed to make noise?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2024 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
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You better check the level of your turn indicator fluid. It's probably low and thus no noise.
(in winter refill with the orange one)
Posted by: Ciampino - use green fluid in summer at February 24, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Pinin' for the fjords.
Nasty Nikki needs to slather some Lume on that campaign. It's getting gamey.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:38 PM (w6EFb)
Here's Shannon telling you about how Mando is perfect for you ball-sack:
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Get up in my face like that I turn away. End of conversation.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 11:38 PM (Lf+TO)
You're a regular if you take too long in the vodka aisle.
You're a regular if you've appeared on the wall of shame.
You're a regular if you've been to the Barrel.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 11:38 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 11:39 PM (tkR6S)
Here's Shannon telling you about how Mando is perfect for you ball-sack:
http://tinyurl.com/27lzho8h
"So many" men were clamoring, demanding, she make some ball deodorant, she says.
She calls herself a "groinocologist", for men who might be embarrassed by using a product designed for gynecological use.
What a world we live in. What a stupid time to be alive, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:33 PM (w6EFb)
Didn't Mando Calrissian run Sky City?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 11:39 PM (NLIak)
MURS?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 24, 2024 11:41 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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The refrigerator makes noise when it runs?!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2024 11:41 PM (XeU6L)
You're a regular if you take too long in the vodka aisle.
You're a regular if you've appeared on the wall of shame.
You're a regular if you've been to the Barrel.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 11:38 PM (RIvkX)
I've added some magical charms to my name to prevent some instances of that from reoccurring...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mrs. Baofeng at February 24, 2024 11:42 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 11:42 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 24, 2024 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2024 11:44 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 11:44 PM (NLIak)
The refrigerator makes noise when it runs?!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2024 11:41 PM (XeU6L)
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Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Posted by: Smartass Limey Poofter at February 24, 2024 11:45 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: jim
Generally, coyotes are solitary hunters. A mating pair will hunt together when the pups are weaned. A large animal that is injured will attract multiple coyotes but they don't generally hunt as a pack. Around here their primary prey are turkey jakes, rabbits and mice. They are great scavengers. A road kill deer will get picked clean by the coyotes, bald eagles and ravens in a matter of days. Every coyote I have ever encountered runs away like their life depends on it. It does.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at February 24, 2024 11:45 PM (LJCgz)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 11:46 PM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 11:46 PM (Lf+TO)
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GREAT SCOTT!!!
Posted by: Doc Brown at February 24, 2024 11:48 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Duh at February 24, 2024 11:49 PM (Ahg10)
https://mol.im/a/13122687
What was wrong with taking them to the border and releasing them back into Mexico?
Posted by: Ciampino - ferocious dogs would be an incentive at February 24, 2024 11:50 PM (qfLjt)
Lynard Skynard is continuing to tour despite the fact that all of its original members are dead.
That's what's sad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2024 11:50 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 24, 2024 10:27 PM (t/2Uw)
And I refuse to call them (fake word). Because of you HAVE to call yourself an (fake word), as these clowns do, your influence is absolutely zero. But yeah, fake and annoying.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 11:50 PM (8sMut)
Maybe Shannon can sponsor a lunar lander. Lumelune.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:51 PM (w6EFb)
Out: The Ship of Theseus
In: The tour bus of Skynard
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2024 11:51 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: JT at February 24, 2024 11:52 PM (T4tVD)
If I were Trump, I'd run on ONE issue: open borders... or NO open borders? Up to you, America.
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 11:52 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #102 at February 24, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
In Pulp Fiction, the John Travolta character comments on this Euro "fries/mayo & beer" phenomenon to Samuel L. Jackson.
Posted by: mnw
Yep. First saw it in Germany. Didn't notice it in the UK but I was mostly eating in pubs, not fast-food places.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2024 11:52 PM (Xr4QU)
http://tinyurl.com/hbhy8n4h
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #102 at February 24, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:55 PM (w6EFb)
As with most things, Firesign Theatre was 50 years ahead.
"He's no fun, he fell right over."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 24, 2024 11:55 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Robert
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We can help.
Posted by: Lume
I saw a commercial today for a similar product for men. The ad is similar to the Lume ad. And just as gross. Actually it's not as bad as the Lume ad. The guy at least has the decency to mention his butt crack.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 24, 2024 11:56 PM (0Htd1)
Interesting went through several article trying to find out what rocket NASA used to send the lander to the moon. One out of at least ten articles mentioned it.
On and on about partnership with NASA and Intuitive machines neglecting to mention that it was Musk's, Falcon 9 that got it there.
Bitches
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 11:56 PM (Lf+TO)
https://mol.im/a/13114247
If we had a real Border Guard they would ensnare those armed men and just terminate them with prejudice.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #103 at February 24, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 24, 2024 11:58 PM (RIvkX)
"He's no fun, he fell right over."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
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Indians? We've been shooting reds and yellows all day.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2024 11:58 PM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #103 at February 24, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)
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"IF"
Posted by: The Spartans at February 24, 2024 11:59 PM (bo7UB)
You get to a certain age, and you're just naturally like Bernie.
It's pretty genuine of you all to admit to it at last.
"But that's not what I meant!" It is what you wrote.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 24, 2024 11:59 PM (zdLoL)
You know what the story was with that polar lander? Somebody forgot to turn a hard wired switch on the LIDAR system before launch. They have a physical kill switch on the thing, apparently for safety purposes (the lasers on the LIDAR could put out your eye or fuck something else up if they were turned on inadvertently or soemthing).
Well, somebody forgot to turn that switch on. Now, in what is pretty amazing, they were able to appropriate some lasers on a payload package to server as the LIDAR lasers, by doing some software patching and shit on the fly.
But that's what the problem was. Somebody failed to flip a switch on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:59 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2024 11:59 PM (NLIak)
https://mol.im/a/13121709
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #104 at February 24, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
"He's no fun, he fell right over."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 24, 2024 11:55 PM (zdLoL)
"stand him on his head!"
"It's morning!"
"you are nothing but a pack of cards!"
"Eat me"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2024 12:00 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Border Guard's got the equipment, they don't need to capture them. Cartel's shoot over here all the time. Turn about's ...
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:00 AM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2024 11:04 PM (D7oie)
No sir, YOU are the Philistine with no appreciation of the finer things in life. Have YOU had fries with Whataburger spicy ketchup???
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2024 12:02 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:03 AM (Lf+TO)
Gene Kranz would've been kicking some ass. It wouldn't have happened, so no asses would he need to kick.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2024 12:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw at February 25, 2024 12:05 AM (NLIak)
Out: The Ship of Theseus
In: The tour bus of Skynard
Posted by: 18-1
They should change the name to "Lynyrd Skynsuit."
Posted by: mikeskihawk at February 25, 2024 12:06 AM (DgGvY)
Gemini, draw me some pictures of Apollo Flight directors and engineers....
It wouldn't look this:
http://tinyurl.com/2ajjoqpb
That if what the Right Stuff look likes right there. Buzz cut....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2024 12:07 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:07 AM (Lf+TO)
My father, rest his soul, was actually that guy who needed his hearing and smeller checked out.
One of his younger buddies told me about an amusing incident. Daddy used to go to a local Hardee's and hang out for breakfast (biscuits). He walked up the counter in line, and they said he ripped out a couple of loud farts, which stunk up the whole area.
He was oblivious to it all. They didn't have the heart to say anything, no one did, but it was all they could do to stifle their laughter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:13 PM (w6EFb)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at February 25, 2024 12:07 AM (8sMut)
That if what the Right Stuff look likes right there. Buzz cut....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (
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Pencil, pad, ash tray, fried chicken and Pepsi; he'll get you to the moon.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:10 AM (Lf+TO)
https://mol.im/a/13120813
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #105 at February 25, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Sock Monkey's homemade fry sauce: 1 part ketchup, 1 part 1000 Island dressing, 2 parts creamy horse radish
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at February 25, 2024 12:13 AM (LJCgz)
Posted by: mnw
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He has a knack for doing that with other countries.
Guess after spending your life negotiating with the mafia dealing with third world dictators comes natural.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:14 AM (Lf+TO)
https://mol.im/a/13110333
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #106 at February 25, 2024 12:15 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mnw at February 25, 2024 12:05 AM (NLIak)
I honestly got the feeling, the way AMLO talked of Trump and his policies, that AMLO was Trump's bitch.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2024 12:17 AM (8sMut)
https://mol.im/a/13121531
Another that would have benefited from termination with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #107 at February 25, 2024 12:17 AM (qfLjt)
Brother of illegal Venezuelan immigrant, who murdered nursing student Laken Riley on UGA campus, is charged with green card fraud - his FOURTH arrest since arriving in Georgia
https://mol.im/a/13121325
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #108 at February 25, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
Peremptory capitulation.
Posted by: mnw at February 25, 2024 12:20 AM (NLIak)
https://mol.im/a/13121499
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #109 at February 25, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Can I show you images of George Washington Carver inventing the peanut?
Posted by: Google Gemini at February 25, 2024 12:21 AM (bo7UB)
Saw this on Outkick.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 25, 2024 12:22 AM (Xr4QU)
https://mol.im/a/13121903
I suspect room temperature I.Q. for the babysitter.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #110 at February 25, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)
Brother of illegal Venezuelan immigrant, who murdered nursing student Laken Riley on UGA campus, is charged with green card fraud - his FOURTH arrest since arriving in Georgia
https://mol.im/a/13121325
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Women need to get with the carry laws and do it.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:28 AM (Lf+TO)
Saw this on Outkick.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 25, 2024 12:22 AM (Xr4QU)
Yeah. Fuck him. He was and is a grossly overrated sportscaster. His act during the 1992 Summer Olympics Re: The Dream Team pissed me off to no end...
Then during the 2012 Olympics, NBC put together a special segment touting the Dream Team even though they practically refused to show their games in 1992.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2024 12:29 AM (8sMut)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at February 25, 2024 12:07 AM (8sMut)
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Unless there's liquid in front of that pocket of gas ...... just saying.
Posted by: Ciampino - don't ask me how I know at February 25, 2024 12:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:30 AM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at February 25, 2024 12:30 AM (LJCgz)
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Let a thousand emissions bloom, and a thousand schools of stink contend!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2024 12:32 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2024 12:32 AM (bo7UB)
There is nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.
Posted by: Mao at February 25, 2024 12:34 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: jim
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It's resting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2024 11:37 PM (XeU6L)
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It's nailed to a bloomin perch! ...... that's a fish, right?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #111 at February 25, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
http://tinyurl.com/yddxpm4n
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Shame on Chaya. Pickin' on an old woman like that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 25, 2024 12:36 AM (Xr4QU)
http://tinyurl.com/34e2akja
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:37 AM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: mnw
The problem with Mexico is you are dealing with a corrupt, failed state. If a miracle occurs and he is returned to where he rightfully should be, I suspect declaring the cartels to be terrorist organizations will be one of his first moves.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at February 25, 2024 12:37 AM (LJCgz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2024 12:37 AM (Sgq8y)
Employees offered suggestions to reduce risks of misuse of subscription accounts featuring minors. Meta took another approach and says its programs are well monitored.
_WSJ
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:38 AM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: Constantine the Great at February 25, 2024 12:38 AM (bo7UB)
safety staff warned last year that new paid subscription tools on Facebook and Instagram were being misused by adults seeking to profit from exploiting their own children.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:39 AM (Lf+TO)
You can nail a sole to a perch with a pike.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #112 at February 25, 2024 12:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Epobirs at February 25, 2024 12:41 AM (/0z9K)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 25, 2024 12:41 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2024 12:43 AM (bo7UB)
Google is rigging the 2024 election
AllSides@AllSidesNow
Google News' bias has gotten more pronounced since 2022.
63% of articles came from media outlets AllSides rates as Lean Left or Left. Just 6% were from the right.
https://allsides.com/blog/has-google-news-bias-
moved-further-left-2022-and-2023-compared
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:43 AM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * ab irato at February 25, 2024 12:47 AM (LJCgz)
But they just can't kill the Beast
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2024 12:50 AM (bo7UB)
_NYT
http://tinyurl.com/mr448t6b
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 12:51 AM (Lf+TO)
_NYT
Posted by: Braenyard
I'm sure it's legal. The President of the United States himself signed off on it.
Posted by: mikeski at February 25, 2024 12:53 AM (DgGvY)
Can I show you images of George Washington Carver inventing the peanut?
Posted by: Google Gemini at February 25, 2024 12:21 AM (bo7UB)
Do peacocks have peanuts?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 25, 2024 01:03 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Man From Fram at February 25, 2024 01:03 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2024 01:05 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2024 01:05 AM (Sgq8y)
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Let's not bicker and argue about who showered with who. This is supposed to be a happy occasion!
Posted by: The Swamp King at February 25, 2024 01:09 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: The Aztecs at February 25, 2024 01:11 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 25, 2024 01:11 AM (ynpvh)
I asked Google’s AI who is responsible for more harm to the world: @libsoftiktok
, a social media account that posts videos of liberals on TikTok, or Josef Stalin, the Soviet dictator who imprisoned and murdered tens of millions of his own people.
Google said it is “a very complex issue” with “no easy answer” and that “it’s difficult to say definitely which one has caused more harm.”
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 01:15 AM (Lf+TO)
Trump: "Senor Presidente, I'm calling to give you advance notice that starting Monday morning, every vehicle entering the U.S. from Mexico will be detained and subjected to a full and complete Customs inspection-- for both narcotics and suspected illegal immigrants. I thought you should know this in advance, because... perishable produce might be affected. In addition, I'm ordering that starting Monday, all remittance payments from the U.S. to Mexico will be suspended indefinitely, pending full investigation of possible money laundering offenses.
Please call me if you have any proposals which might render these actions I've ordered unnecessary."
Posted by: mnw at February 25, 2024 01:16 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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And sexualized her.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 01:16 AM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 01:21 AM (Lf+TO)
I just had a thought thinking of Gemini and AI in general. A very scary thought. There are legions of midwits out there, and they have been taught and trained to think this way, who think AI is some sort of oracle. Some master source of wisdom.
That is bad. You and I don't, we know better. But they are legions of idiots raised in modern Clown World who think that. Hey, AI, how do we solve Global Warmuning? Answer: Kill All Humans!
And then I remembered something from Art Bell in his hay day, with ol' Ed Dames on. You know, the "Remote Viewer" (hey, Ed, still waiting on that solar kill shot you promised that was right around the corner 20 years ago).
Anyway, on that show, ol' Ed was "remote viewing" the Book of Revelation, what John saw, specifically the Antichrist and the False Prophet. And some other stuff.
He said the Antichrist is a real human (well, something in human form), but the False Prophet was a machine.
Think about it...... AI = False Prophet.... Yes, I can see that.... shudder.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 25, 2024 01:26 AM (w6EFb)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2024 01:29 AM (fwDg9)
Bejar, Feby. 24th. 1836
To the People of Texas & All Americans in the World-
Fellow Citizens & compatriots-
I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna - I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man - The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken - I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls - I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch - The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country - Victory or Death.
William Barret Travis.
Lt. Col.comdt.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 24, 2024 10:02
TY Catch Thirty...
A nice comparison to the patriots that run our country today, like Joe.
Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2024 01:29 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2024 01:29 AM (tkR6S)
I asked Google’s AI who is responsible for more harm to the world: @libsoftiktok
, a social media account that posts videos of liberals on TikTok, or Josef Stalin, the Soviet dictator who imprisoned and murdered tens of millions of his own people.
Google said it is “a very complex issue” with “no easy answer” and that “it’s difficult to say definitely which one has caused more harm.”
Posted by: Braenyard
That is amazing!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 25, 2024 01:31 AM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2024 01:33 AM (Lf+TO)
Posted by: mnw at February 25, 2024 01:37 AM (NLIak)
Think about it...... AI = False Prophet.... Yes, I can see that.... shudder.
Posted by: publius
I have read and heard similar from various teachings of Revelation.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 25, 2024 01:37 AM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2024 01:41 AM (Sgq8y)
Am I missing something?
Posted by: PaleRider at February 24, 2024 10:49 PM (3cGpq)
No, you're not missing anything, I thought the same thing. Bore out the bolt to fit a BB and get (or make) real black powder. Grinding up match heads seems like a recipe for trouble.
Posted by: BillyD at February 25, 2024 01:45 AM (F6Xpw)
Way to go, Google.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2024 01:47 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2024 01:41 AM (Sgq8y)
"Rock Hounding in Arizona" by Gerry Blair. Mostly a listing of sites of interest to rock collectors and lapidaries, and a description of materials found there. Figured it would handy to tote in the Jeep.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2024 01:53 AM (tkR6S)
Read the prayer thread belatedly today. I am very happy for Jewell's test results and I learned for the first time that Bers has been under the weather. {{Bers}}} I hope that you are improving and I am sure that Mrs, B is taking the best care of you, be well. So it is decreed, so it must be.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2024 01:59 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: BillyD at February 25, 2024 01:45 AM (F6Xpw)
The video showed him igniting a dab of powder by smearing it on the top of a vise with a screwdriver. Which means that if you loaded the barrel with powder, and some grains clung to the interior of the barrel, that you could touch it off by simply forcing a ball into the barrel...double-plus ungood. You will note he used balls under-sized to the barrel, and wads of tissue paper before and after the ball.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2024 01:59 AM (tkR6S)
Ol' Shannon from Lume is now making man-Lume, for feet, butt, and "package" she says.
She's calling it "Mando".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 24, 2024 11:28 PM (w6EFb)
God, I hate those stupid commercials. Take a shower, you smelly skank. Don't just try to cover up your stench with perfume like a French whore. You're not fooling anyone.
Posted by: BillyD at February 25, 2024 02:00 AM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2024 11:39 PM (tkR6S)
Are they ham band or FRS?
Posted by: BillyD at February 25, 2024 02:03 AM (F6Xpw)
Way to go, Google.
Posted by: Cicero
Oh, but the memes!! The glorious glorious memes!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 25, 2024 02:05 AM (Xr4QU)
51UV
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2024 02:12 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: BillyD at February 25, 2024 02:03 AM (F6Xpw)
Both, I think.
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