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The Cliffs of Insanity Cafe

yoesemitesunrise.jpg
Yosemite
by @markian.b

I'm not sure but I think this might be fake. Trippy, though.

Some kind of bunny streetfight.

Life on Mercury?


Voice artist goes through all the common corporate voices she's asked to do.

A pod of whales.

Dol-O-Mite!

This is the sort of place where Cthulhu moonbathes.

The high road through Switzerland.


A waterfall as viewed from, get this, underwater.

Even in the gray rain, Switzerland is still pretty. (There are two videos there.)

Bear cubs doing some scouting.

Impossible cliffs in Norway. (Multiple videos here.)

Jumping from an impossible cliff.

Scenes from an Italian (Cliffside) Restaurant.

Some amazing cliffs (and sea stacks, of course) in Oregon.

River otters are evil!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 TGIF ace! Thank you for the cafe.

Have a lovely weekend.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2024 07:32 PM (C9oTe)

2 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2024 07:35 PM (ENQN6)

3 thanks, nurse. you too.

I added an otter vid.

Posted by: ace at February 23, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

4 Yosemite?

Yosemite not.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 07:36 PM (GtZ7X)

5 "I'm not sure but I think this might be fake."

----

Considering how many boob jobs are posted on that platform, I believe that is the fakest thing ever to appear on Instacrap.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 07:38 PM (GtZ7X)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

7 Why are Instagram videos always shot with the camera turned upright? I hate that -- it's like being forced to look at the world through a keyhole.

Posted by: chris+opher at February 23, 2024 07:39 PM (dSco/)

8 It Might Be Fake was taken on Antplexis 5, it's about 500 million light years away

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

9 - it's like being forced to look at the world through a keyhole.

I know huh? - NSA Bob

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 23, 2024 07:42 PM (D+e7M)

10 Evenin'

I've pondered a golf trip to Bandon Dunes in Oregon. It always looks so breath takingly beautiful there. Alas, it's a bit of a hike from NoVA and the costs are a bit out of my range. Also, air travel is lunacy these days.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 23, 2024 07:45 PM (rii+a)

11 Nice pictures and videos, ace. I always enjoy the cafe.

Posted by: huerfano at February 23, 2024 07:46 PM (Q4KYm)

12 Voice over lady was good, and spot on with her last comment.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 23, 2024 07:47 PM (dZVON)

13 >>>Bear cubs doing some scouting.

Pretty neat the way they all hit that tree and climbed it at the same time.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2024 07:48 PM (klJTj)

14 Where's the ball video is too funny !

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2024 07:49 PM (V13WU)

15 Are any pictures real anymore? With all the filtering and editing options available I’m skeptical any photo I see is a real photo.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 07:49 PM (sUCrq)

16 The smell ... the smell.

Posted by: zombie Colonel Kurtz at February 23, 2024 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

17 The Yak Proliferation Society wishes you all an enjoyable weekend.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2024 07:50 PM (xpBzi)

18 Catherine Herridge -

http://tinyurl.com/mthvy9e8

Billy the Puppet -

http://tinyurl.com/ykpyad5f

Separated at birth?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 07:51 PM (GtZ7X)

19
Republican Primary tomorrow here in SC. I am hoping Nik will get her ass handed to her.

Turnout for the demoncrat primary was very low, so tomorrow should be interesting.

Posted by: four seasons at February 23, 2024 07:51 PM (PisyI)

20 Christmas kisses??

Obviously, a Canine Nationalist.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 07:51 PM (2yu8s)

21
Montec,

I agree.

Posted by: four seasons at February 23, 2024 07:52 PM (PisyI)

22 >>>Also, air travel is lunacy these days.

Posted by: Puddleglum
-----------------------

It's OK as long as the wings don't fall off or someone doesn't throw up on you.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:53 PM (0lA9i)

23 Appropriate given this morning's art thread that the only dog not paying attention to the ball trick is a greyhound.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 07:53 PM (2yu8s)

24 It Might Be Fake was taken on Antplexis 5, it's about 500 million light years away
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)

The calculated circumference from earth of the observable universe of 93 billion light years still freaks me out.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 23, 2024 07:54 PM (MNhXM)

25 Separated at birth?

Posted by: BurtTC
------------------------

She's a decent person

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:54 PM (0lA9i)

26 >>>Duck obsessed with woman thinks she's his mother

Kudos to the woman for saving the duck. That being said, she does have a cackle doesn't she?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2024 07:55 PM (klJTj)

27 Cam only hope Nikki gets down in flames tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

28 Nimroda is the essence of optimism. She will turn a 40 point loss into a win.
I

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2024 07:55 PM (xpBzi)

29 Are any pictures real anymore? With all the filtering and editing options available I’m skeptical any photo I see is a real photo.
Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 07:49 PM (sUCrq)

But the videos of Big Mike Obama dancing with swinging junk in her drawers are all 100% real.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 23, 2024 07:55 PM (tkR6S)

30 Nikki will get demolished tomorrow. Exit polls will show that the majority of her voters are not republicans. She will not drop out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 07:56 PM (u73oe)

31 Nikki Haley is the Mike Pence of Liz Cheneys.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 08:01 PM (u73oe)

32 Separated at birth?

Posted by: BurtTC
------------------------

She's a decent person
Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 07:54 PM (0lA9i)

You're saying Billy isn't?

Shame on you.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 08:01 PM (GtZ7X)

33
I am sick of getting texts from Nikki, I like strange dick. I have fun texting back to them. Yesterday I texted her I have two dogs, one named Trump and one named None of the above. Whichever dog shits first tomorrow gets my vote and it won't be you!!

Posted by: four seasons at February 23, 2024 08:01 PM (PisyI)

34 New Delhi Nikki is a whore. Her job is to stay in the race and be a pain in the ass. Her campaign donations are the payoff. And when TPTB are done with her, she will leave with her money like a whore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 08:01 PM (R4t5M)

35 Nikki Haley is the Mike Pence of Liz Cheneys.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 08:01 PM (u73oe)

Needed a adam kinzinger sock.

Posted by: Outside of Life at February 23, 2024 08:01 PM (89Sog)

36 Mentioned after work I brought scaffold home to get a tree trunk down about q0 feet from the house. It's been dead many years and is about 20 feet high.
Scaffold is set up and plan to take chain saw up and take it down in cross sections.

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

37 Scaffold is set up and plan to take chain saw up and take it down in cross sections.
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

—————

Det cord would be way more fun.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 08:05 PM (u73oe)

38 Be careful, Skip.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 08:05 PM (R4t5M)

39 23 Appropriate given this morning's art thread that the only dog not paying attention to the ball trick is a greyhound.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
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It's watching from the corner of its eye but bored by the slow clumsiness.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 08:05 PM (0lA9i)

40 Be careful ,Skip.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2024 08:05 PM (xpBzi)

41
The Heartbreak Kid ... I understand that it's much darker and the main character is much crueler than in the Farelly Brothers 2007 version


I have not watched the newer version. My impression of Charles Grodin's character was that he was smitten with the Cybil Shepherd character, but his pursuit of her was not terribly pushy. Her family liked him not at all (big surprise). The film ended on an unsettling note as it appeared that Grodin's "Kid", who had won Shepherd's affection, already appeared to be bored with her and was having second thoughts on what he had done / accomplished.

It is a pity that the Grodin / Shepherd version is not available for purchase because I had long thought that it would be interesting to have and see again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 08:06 PM (xG4kz)

42 jinx.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 08:07 PM (R4t5M)

43 We had three ducks [mom, dad and a 'son'] stay in our backyard pool -- in spring the tarp was filled with leaves from fall, creating a pond -- and even after we'd open the pool in early summer and usually had the solar blanket on it, they'd bathe in the open water in the pool's corners.

My mom got to feeding them bread left a few times a week at our glass patio-doors and a couple of times when they thought they hadn't been fed on time, the dad would use his bill to gang on the patio-door like the filmed one.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 08:07 PM (2yu8s)

44 Or my black powder, drill hole in base and pack it

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

45 After a day of political heartburn, it's always nice to decompress with the marvelous windows on the world shown in the cafe videos, and the amusing animals. Really got a kick out of the sneaky otter.

Posted by: Paco at February 23, 2024 08:09 PM (njExo)

46 Some kind of bunny streetfight.

-
Everybody was kung fur fighting!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 08:09 PM (FVME7)

47 HAV3 TH3 BRIDG3S OF INSANITY B33N CROSS3D AND FOR3V3R R3TRACT3D?

Posted by: Meshuggah at February 23, 2024 08:10 PM (8sMut)

48 Rare days off. See ya!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 23, 2024 08:11 PM (8sMut)

49 Be careful, Skip.

Thirded.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 08:11 PM (V8he0)

50 36 Mentioned after work I brought scaffold home to get a tree trunk down about q0 feet from the house. It's been dead many years and is about 20 feet high.
Scaffold is set up and plan to take chain saw up and take it down in cross sections.
Posted by: Skip



Film the process and try to monetize the Youtube views. Could offset the medical bills.

I kid! Stay safe. :-)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 23, 2024 08:12 PM (rii+a)

51 Det cord would be way more fun.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 08:05 PM


20th/early 21st Century det cord burn velocity was 25,000 ft./sec.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 23, 2024 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

52 Rabbits, which form so large an article of consumption with us, are not much esteemed as an article of food by the negroes in the West Indies, resembling, in their idea, the cat. Thus, a black who is solicited to buy a rabbit by an itinerant vendor, would indignantly exclaim, ‘Rabbit? I should just like to no war you take me for, ma’am? You tink me go buy rabbit? No, ma’am, me no cum to dat yet; for me always did say, an me always will say, dat dem who eat rabbit eat pussy, an dem who eat pussy eat rabbit. Get out wid you, and your rabbit’

Posted by: Rabbit Facts at February 23, 2024 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

53 I envision a tree branch swinging down into scaffolding and causing the whole thing to collapse like a house of cards

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 23, 2024 08:14 PM (/6GbT)

54 It is a pity that the Grodin / Shepherd version is not available for purchase because I had long thought that it would be interesting to have and see again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
------------------------------

http://tinyurl.com/3pnpkhjw

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 08:15 PM (0lA9i)

55 Bear cubs doing some scouting.

-
That's a lot of bear cubs!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 08:15 PM (FVME7)

56 The Yak Proliferation Society wishes you all an enjoyable weekend.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 23, 2024 07:50 PM


No yaks have been in the Café during the month of February. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

57 That's a lot of bear cubs!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 08:15 PM (FVME7)

——————

Is there iron in their words of life for all Comanche to see?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 08:18 PM (u73oe)

58
Are any pictures real anymore? With all the filtering and editing options available ...


I think that all the post-snap modification and editing has taken a lot of the art out of the act of taking a picture. Nowadays my main thought upon seeing a clearly "pushed" picture is how poor the taste and editing choices were for the subject of the photo.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 23, 2024 08:18 PM (xG4kz)

59 Whatever happened to the Intuitive lunar landing yesterday? Did they end up acquiring communications with the lunar module?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 08:19 PM (V8he0)

60 I envision a tree branch swinging down into scaffolding and causing the whole thing to collapse like a house of cards
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 23, 2024 08:14 PM


Ace Shelving and Scaffolding, LLC?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

61 Be kind to your web-footed friends.
Every duck may be somebody's mother.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2024 08:19 PM (4I/2K)

62 I will if still alive post a before and after on Garden Thread

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 08:21 PM (fwDg9)

63 Be kind to your web-footed friends.
Every duck may be somebody's mother.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2024 08:19 PM


Motherducking motherducker!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at February 23, 2024 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

64 Be kind to your web-footed friends.
Every duck may be somebody's mother.


Heh. My normally reserved and stoic dad would on rare occasions get goofy and we could hear him singing that under his breath. Used to crack us up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 08:23 PM (V8he0)

65 Taking down a tree is definitely a two man job.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at February 23, 2024 08:23 PM (MNhXM)

66 BNO News @BNONews Feb 22
BREAKING: Odysseus becomes first U.S. spacecraft to land on the Moon since 1972

BNO News @BNONews 23h
Intuitive Machines says Odysseus lunar lander is "upright and starting to send data"

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 08:27 PM (2yu8s)

67 Except scaffold is up, no point two people up on top.
Guess a second could watch and cheer me om.
After first cut about 4 feet the rest hopefully will come down 1 foot at a time

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 08:29 PM (fwDg9)

68 Harry Potter goes full Godfather.

http://tinyurl.com/yc6b6ffp

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2024 08:30 PM (V13WU)

69 Delicious in Dungeon is very comfy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2024 08:30 PM (lhenN)

70 Yosemite > Catamite

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2024 08:30 PM (bo7UB)

71 FIGHT ME

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2024 08:30 PM (bo7UB)

72 Sotomayor has had to travel with a medic. Where is she in the death pool? This year or nah?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 08:31 PM (R4t5M)

73 There's currently at least one (possibly three) balloon flying over US airspace. Supposedly the military is tracking it. What the hell is wrong with this administration?! #ShootItDown

http://tinyurl.com/vxm2ukbd

Posted by: IrishEi at February 23, 2024 08:31 PM (L5aQB)

74 BNO News @BNONews 23h
Intuitive Machines says Odysseus lunar lander is "upright and starting to send data"


Thanks much, andy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 08:32 PM (V8he0)

75 Der Mondlander Odysseus steht aufrecht und beginnt Daten zu senden!
~Moon Nazis

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2024 08:32 PM (lhenN)

76 72 Sotomayor has had to travel with a medic. Where is she in the death pool? This year or nah?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 08:31 PM (R4t5M)

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Crisis Donut Injection Specialist

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2024 08:33 PM (bo7UB)

77 I saw that moon landing article, had no idea anything was going there

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 08:35 PM (fwDg9)

78 “Say yer prayers ya long eared hairless young boy!

Posted by: Catamite Sam at February 23, 2024 08:35 PM (bo7UB)

79 That song about the catamite sandwich finally makes sense.

Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 08:37 PM (vFG9F)

80 You're welcome, Notorious BFD.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 08:39 PM (2yu8s)

81 Weird that Americans keep getting murdered by illegals.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at February 23, 2024 08:39 PM (Qf3MP)

82 Intuitive Machines says Odysseus lunar lander is "upright and starting to send data"

Sounds like me getting out of bed.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 08:40 PM (CsUN+)

83 Ersatz Mama Duck: I wasn't going to stop him from becoming a normal duck.


It's getting dusty in here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 08:40 PM (XV/Pl)

84 I envision a tree branch swinging down into scaffolding and causing the whole thing to collapse like a house of cards
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 23, 2024 08:14 PM (/6GbT)

Not in Skip's case, but we should be forever grateful to all those people who set up their tree cutting operations, videotape it, and post the disasters on Yootoob.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 08:40 PM (GtZ7X)

85 Scaffolding is a kind of shelving, right?

Posted by: davidt at February 23, 2024 08:42 PM (SYTee)

86 Good evening, horde.

Happy Friday!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 23, 2024 08:42 PM (OX9vb)

87 That song about the catamite sandwich finally makes sense.
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 08:37 PM (vFG9F)

Oh... so that's what they mean by living in the land down under.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 23, 2024 08:42 PM (GtZ7X)

88 Thought you might go for the hack Lord of the Rings tag on those bear scouts:

(ahem) Tree bear'd

Posted by: Orson at February 23, 2024 08:43 PM (dIske)

89 In my case if "transmitting data" means breaking wind.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 08:45 PM (2yu8s)

90 " In my case if "transmitting data" means breaking wind.
Posted by: andycanuck"

Morse code?

Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

91 >>>>Not in Skip's case, but we should be forever grateful to all those people who set up their tree cutting operations, videotape it, and post the disasters on Yootoob.

Posted by: BurtTC
-------------------

Everytime, every time I cut a tree or a big limb, I check the angle, the wind, the angle again and every time the bastard falls right at me.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 08:48 PM (0lA9i)

92 81 Weird that Americans keep getting murdered by illegals.

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The Rich Tapestry of Diversity

Feel blessed

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2024 08:48 PM (bo7UB)

93 Nursing student shot and killed at university of Georgia. Suspect is an illegal alien from venezuela.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 08:48 PM (u73oe)

94 Is Warrior good?

Bruce Lee in spaghetti western vibe.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2024 08:50 PM (lhenN)

95 One would thing the murderers would be from El Salvador but they're not. Guess that lock 'em up in a cage thing...works.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 08:50 PM (0lA9i)

96 Yosemite. Most famous citizen: Sam.

Posted by: Paco at February 23, 2024 08:51 PM (njExo)

97 In my case if "transmitting data" means breaking wind

Houston, the Taco Bell has landed!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 08:53 PM (V8he0)

98 Morse code?
-----
The Close Encounters of the Third Kind alien music-communication!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 08:54 PM (2yu8s)

99 Like crack monkeys pressing F5

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 08:54 PM (0lA9i)

100 The one thing to note about the NRA/Wayne La Pierre verdict is that it was another case where Latetia James went after a group during her campaign.

Moral of the story, any company that's incorporated in NY is playing with fire.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 08:54 PM (XV/Pl)

101 "Oh... so that's what they mean by living in the land down under.
Posted by: BurtTC"

Yeah. Doesn't sound so great now, huh?

Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

102 101 "Oh... so that's what they mean by living in the land down under.
Posted by: BurtTC"

Yeah. Doesn't sound so great now, huh?
Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

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Next you'll tell me that women don't really glow and the men don't really plunder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2024 08:56 PM (bo7UB)

103 If its in NY and looks like a conservative Letticia James is going to sue it.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 08:57 PM (0lA9i)

104 Next you'll tell me that women don't really glow and the men don't really plunder.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2024 08:56 PM (bo7UB)

I can hear that thunder.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 08:58 PM (R4t5M)

105 Why a duck?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2024 08:59 PM (RIvkX)

106 "I can hear that thunder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner"

That was andycanuck.

Posted by: fd at February 23, 2024 08:59 PM (vFG9F)

107 Nick Sortor @nicksortor 1h
🚨 #BREAKING: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT M*RDERS GEORGIA STUDENT
According to Fox News, UGA Police have arrested and charged Venezuelan Jose Antonio Ibarra with the m*rder and kidnapping of 22 year old nursing student Laken Riley

Laken disappeared during a morning run, and was eventually reported missing when she didn’t return.

BIDEN’S OPEN BORDER IS K*LLING INNOCENT AMERICANS!

BNO News @BNONews 1h
Arrest made in the murder of Laken Riley at the University of Georgia. Suspect is Jose Antonio Ibarra, 26, a foreign citizen

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 10h
JUST IN - Hospital director had to undergo emergency surgery after a brutal robbery in Chemnitz, Germany. Two suspects, a Syrian (13) and an Iranian (15) teenager, were arrested — BILD

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 09:00 PM (2yu8s)

108 The women always glow when The Paolo, how you say, goes down under.

Posted by: Paolo at February 23, 2024 09:01 PM (a3Q+t)

109 Hey, anyone plug in "polar bear" to Gemini AI and get a picture of a Black Bear? Just curious.

Posted by: Orson at February 23, 2024 09:02 PM (dIske)

110 Next you'll tell me that women don't really glow and the men don't really plunder.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2024 08:56 PM (bo7UB)

I can hear that thunder.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 08:58 PM (R4t5M)

How far off, I sit and wonder . . .

Posted by: Bob Seger at February 23, 2024 09:02 PM (4I/2K)

111 Leading Report @LeadingReport 14m
BREAKING: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has announced the deployment of 50 Florida National Guard troops and 76 troops from the Florida Highway Patrol to the southern border to assist Texas's border security efforts.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 09:03 PM (2yu8s)

112 Byron York is pimping this article today:

"Handicapping the South Carolina Race"

No-one (including me) is going to click on that! Because there IS no "race."

The only thing to "handicap" is whether Trump wins by 30 points or only twenty. The suspense is NOT killing anyone.

If the SC election tomorrow were a football game, the bookies would list it as "off the boards"-- expected to be so lopsided that bets aren't being taken.

Posted by: mnw at February 23, 2024 09:03 PM (NLIak)

113 >>> Hey, anyone plug in "polar bear" to Gemini AI and get a picture of a Black Bear? Just curious.
Posted by: Orson

Try "polar bear hunter".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 23, 2024 09:03 PM (cOq4q)

114 Hey, anyone plug in "polar bear" to Gemini AI and get a picture of a Black Bear? Just curious.

If you ask for an image of white bread, does it show you a picture of pumpernickel?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2024 09:03 PM (CsUN+)

115 "A mid-liturgy lay reflection given from the sanctuary compared Gentili’s advocacy for normalizing sex work and lobbying for gender-related health care to Christ’s ministry to prostitutes and outcasts."

--

I always enjoy this attempt. Jesus was telling the whores and outcasts to get their act together while there was still time. He wasn't hanging out with them to have fun or normalize their behavior. He wasn't going to visit for a good time.

Posted by: American Indian at February 23, 2024 09:04 PM (Wg1x4)

116 Evenin' Horde from the Dwight Yoakam show. Mom's gray hair got us a seat upgrade. The opening act was pretty good. Just waiting for DY to take the stage.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 23, 2024 09:05 PM (sVR9t)

117 And how

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the opposite of mansplaining is misunderstanding at February 23, 2024 09:06 PM (Wg1x4)

118 also name field adjustment

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the compliment of mansplaining is misunderstanding at February 23, 2024 09:07 PM (Wg1x4)

119 Nurse, somehow this showed up as a suggested link for me. Had to share:

https://lithub.com/in-search-of-the-elusive-eternal-otter/

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2024 09:08 PM (Wnv9h)

120 The unmanned moon lander seems to have landed on its side

http://tinyurl.com/5a7z7v5u

Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2024 09:08 PM (geLO8)

121 Just waiting for DY to take the stage.

Posted by: screaming in digital
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Enjoy. I'm sure it's going to be good.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:09 PM (0lA9i)

122 Evenin' Horde from the Dwight Yoakam show. Mom's gray hair got us a seat upgrade. The opening act was pretty good. Just waiting for DY to take the stage.

Enjoy, SiD. Looking forward to your review of his show.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 09:10 PM (V8he0)

123 #BREAKING: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT M*RDERS GEORGIA STUDENT
According to Fox News, UGA Police have arrested and charged Venezuelan Jose Antonio Ibarra with the m*rder and kidnapping of 22 year old nursing student Laken Riley

Laken disappeared during a morning run, and was eventually reported missing when she didn’t return.

BIDEN’S OPEN BORDER IS K*LLING INNOCENT AMERICANS!

--

?

I appreciate the folks up north finally noticing, but this has been fairly routine stuff in the South for 30+ years now.

Wait until they realize that they're also driving without licenses or insurance and drinking like fishes from morning until night, often while driving.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the compliment of mansplaining is misunderstanding at February 23, 2024 09:10 PM (Wg1x4)

124 @112

>>Byron York is pimping this article today:

He's a hack but he's got to write something.

When you're a hack it really doesn't matter what you write all that matters is that you write.

--
Things Steven King Said.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:10 PM (XV/Pl)

125 #112 Same shit, different asshole...

Jim Geraghty @j___eraghty
But hey, so far, it appears most Republicans aren’t interested in a candidate who’s a generation younger than Biden and who doesn’t scare off suburban soccer moms. Nope, the GOP always has to do things the hard way.
2:40 PM · Feb 22, 2024

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 09:11 PM (2yu8s)

126 Dolomites are where I think the Mountain Guineas live, though I didn't see any in the vid.

Posted by: Al Dente at February 23, 2024 09:11 PM (V5BDR)

127 Yoo-hoo!

Suburban soccer moms!!

Posted by: Nikki Haley's hairy nipples at February 23, 2024 09:12 PM (Wg1x4)

128 The one thing to note about the NRA/Wayne La Pierre verdict is that it was another case where Latetia James went after a group during her campaign.

Moral of the story, any company that's incorporated in NY is playing with fire.


The difference is that unlike Trump, LaPierre really was defrauding somebody -- me and all the other NRA members -- and the board was complicit.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 23, 2024 09:13 PM (sNc8Y)

129 Voice artist was very cool, though I'm not sure I'd want to be her husband.

Posted by: Henpecked Hal at February 23, 2024 09:13 PM (V5BDR)

130 Ha, ha. @jIMGeraghty

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 09:14 PM (2yu8s)

131 @125

>>#112 Same shit, different asshole...


As has been noted, supporting anyone else but Donald Trump always meant that person was willing to allow the Deep State and The Uniparty to win and for Donald Trump to be destroyed.

Jim Geraghty is a c**t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:14 PM (XV/Pl)

132 Jim Geraghty is a NR asshole, stuck in 2003. Fuck him and fuck NR.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 09:14 PM (u73oe)

133 #125 Oops. Geraghty is brownnosing Nikki.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 09:15 PM (2yu8s)

134 @128

>>The difference is that unlike Trump, LaPierre really was defrauding somebody -- me and all the other NRA members -- and the board was complicit.

That may be so, but you had the right to not donate to the NRA, allowing the NRA to be destroyed by some unworthy leftist c**t is only going to embolden these lunatics.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:16 PM (XV/Pl)

135 One giant tumble for mankind! NASA confirms its Odysseus lunar aircraft has TIPPED OVER onto its side after failed landing on the moon

Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2024 09:16 PM (geLO8)

136 112 TB

I used to have a lot of respect for Geraghty.

I lost track of him.

Posted by: mnw at February 23, 2024 09:16 PM (NLIak)

137 One giant tumble for mankind! NASA confirms its Odysseus lunar aircraft has TIPPED OVER onto its side after failed landing on the moon
Posted by: Don Black

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It would be hilarious if it was because it was unmanned.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's hairy nipples at February 23, 2024 09:17 PM (Wg1x4)

138 It's fallen and it can't get up

Posted by: Don Black at February 23, 2024 09:17 PM (geLO8)

139 I didn't ever give a fuck about Geraghty. Now, I give a fuck even less.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 09:18 PM (R4t5M)

140 Dolomites > Yosemites > Catamites

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2024 09:19 PM (bo7UB)

141 National Review is a website by, for, and about assholes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 09:19 PM (u73oe)

142 It's going to be so great when we find out this was supposed to be some awesome and significant GRRLL POWWRRRR / Black History Month moment. Maybe both simultaneously.

And it is exactly what everyone would expect.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's hairy nipples at February 23, 2024 09:20 PM (Wg1x4)

143 Mom is dancing!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 23, 2024 09:21 PM (sVR9t)

144 Years ago I was cutting alfalfa with a swather and ran over several nests of eggs, - all were destroyed but one egg. Took the little bugger home, wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on a heating pad.

When it eventually hatched out popped Yakky Doodle, the little, wild mallard duck. He was quite the character.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2024 09:21 PM (EEgXH)

145 @136

>>I used to have a lot of respect for Geraghty. I lost track of him.

Ehh, he's always been one of the legion of conservo pundits.

Those goofballs are a dime a dozen. There have only been a few that have been worth a warm bucket of spit, and he was never one of those pundits.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:21 PM (XV/Pl)

146 125 #112 Same shit, different asshole...

Jim Geraghty @j___eraghty
But hey, so far, it appears most Republicans aren’t interested in a candidate who’s a generation younger than Biden and who doesn’t scare off suburban soccer moms. Nope, the GOP always has to do things the hard way.
2:40 PM · Feb 22, 2024
Posted by: andycanuck



Well, he just can't come out and say vote for the corporatist whore who is a cultural leftist, now can he.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 23, 2024 09:21 PM (rii+a)

147 Mom is dancing!!

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That is fantastic. That's one of those great little memories you will have forever.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's hairy nipples at February 23, 2024 09:21 PM (Wg1x4)

148 Seriously, when Yellowstone goes Code Red will any of this shit really matter?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2024 09:22 PM (sE4sa)

149 That may be so, but you had the right to not donate to the NRA

Sort of like the Republicans, the NRA is not the opposition party I want, it's the opposition party I have. Yes, I support others too, but NRA is still the 800 lb gorilla of the gun rights movement. It's unfortunate that we let it get turned into a grift by neglect by a large part of the membership. Again, not unlike the GOP.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 23, 2024 09:22 PM (sNc8Y)

150 My "This Day in History " calendar says today is the anniversary of the beginning of the siege of the Alamo and my music station just played "The Green Leaves of Summer". from the movie "The Alamo". Being over 29 I remember that time was quite popular after the movie came out.

Posted by: Tuna at February 23, 2024 09:23 PM (oaGWv)

151 As usual there's a tall guy with a big head directly in front of me... but Dwight is killing it

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 23, 2024 09:23 PM (sVR9t)

152 148 Seriously, when Yellowstone goes Code Red will any of this shit really matter?
Posted by: Cicero



Use 'The Road' is a prepper class.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 23, 2024 09:24 PM (rii+a)

153 Late 90's. Every Texas bar had "Thousand Miles to Nowhere" on the Jukebox.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 09:25 PM (R4t5M)

154 HenPecked Hal hadn't thought of that but your probably right

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 09:25 PM (fwDg9)

155 Republicans always let somebody else do the heavy lifting.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:25 PM (0lA9i)

156 National Review is a website by, for, and about assholes.

This is unfair.

To assholes.

Posted by: B. Unghole at February 23, 2024 09:26 PM (0GDr5)

157 I won't click on any article linked to NR. Too much water under the bridge. At one time, I read it every day for 10 years or so.

I guess the beginning of the National Review/mnw trial separation was their famous "Why Trump Must Be Stopped" cover story/editorial in 2016.

NR & Drudge might as well go ahead & get married now.

Posted by: mnw at February 23, 2024 09:26 PM (NLIak)

158 Dem, Mayor Tiffany Henyard was under investigation by the FBI is accused of launching police raids against businesses that won’t 'pay the queen's ransom'

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:27 PM (0lA9i)

159 @149

>>Again, not unlike the GOP.

I've never donated to the RNC because I never saw the value of donating to the RNC, it's always been a goofball, ridiculous organization, it can DIAF for all I care.

I am a lifetime member of the NRA, it's not really worth anything at this point, but still, I did not and do not want them to be destroyed, even if their leader was corrupt retard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:28 PM (XV/Pl)

160 I was 16 when I saw The Heartbreak Kid with Grodin. Even then I thought, what a despicable man. He plays a cad very well. Not until Midnight Run did I like him, as they cast him to be the cad, over and over.

Posted by: goatexchange at February 23, 2024 09:29 PM (aBhjT)

161 I guess the beginning of the National Review/mnw trial separation was their famous "Why Trump Must Be Stopped" cover story/editorial in 2016.

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Credit where credit is due, they were right about everything. Trump's election led to a wrecked economy, wars all around the world, Taiwan on the cusp of being reminded what's what, massive loss of wealth for the middle class, a general loss of respect for our leaders, etc.

They were amazingly prescient.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's hairy nipples at February 23, 2024 09:29 PM (Wg1x4)

162 I quit donating during the reign of Trent Lott.
And never looked back.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:29 PM (0lA9i)

163 Analysis of 700 plant-based foods finds the 'healthy' alternatives are loaded with salt and fat - and lacking in bone-boosting calcium (only 6.92 years left)

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:30 PM (0lA9i)

164 Drove up US 50 to South Lake Tahoe yesterday. CalTrans did a great job on clearing snow off the highway. Blue bird sky and snow was still heavy on the trees at dusk. Very Very nice on the eyes.

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2024 09:31 PM (7nRrC)

165 I am a lifetime member of the NRA, it's not really worth anything at this point, but still, I did not and do not want them to be destroyed, even if their leader was corrupt retard.

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Same here. Became a lifer back in the late 90s/early 2000s.

It would've been nice to have seen them try to accomplish something other than constantly wanting to send me a duffel bag or hat for more donations.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's hairy nipples at February 23, 2024 09:31 PM (Wg1x4)

166 uh, oh.

Canadian University Vending Machine Error Reveals Use Of Facial Recognition
A malfunctioning vending machine at a Canadian university has inadvertently revealed that a number of them have been using facial recognition technology in secret.

Earlier this month, a snack dispenser at the University of Waterloo showed an error message – Invenda.Vending. FacialRecognition. App.exe – on the screen.

There was no prior indication that the machine was using the technology, nor that a camera was monitoring student movement and purchases. Users were not asked for permission for their faces to be scanned or analysed.
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West of Toronto about 2 hours IIRC.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 09:31 PM (2yu8s)

167 I didn't ever give a fuck about Geraghty. Now, I give a fuck even less.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 09:18 PM


You're not new here. You know this is a story problem that's going to require math, that math is not allowed, and yet you post it anyway.

Now either Wesley Crusher or BEN ROETHLISBERGER is going to have to show up and explain it to us.

Dude.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 09:32 PM (a3Q+t)

168 a tree branch swinging down into scaffolding and causing the whole thing to collapse

"Indeed," this very thing happened to a friend of ours in the fall. He was on a ladder, with some safety ropes in place, but -- have you read Sometimes A Great Notion? -- a widowmaker snag took the supports right out from under'im. He broke his back in a minor way; a month in the hospital, a walker, two canes, one cane, finally back to scripture reading at Mass. Had to give up raising cattle (because his wife could only finish the batch he was working when it happened, and did not want to be a fulltime cowgirl). Eventually he'll move pretty much normally, but it will be about a year gone out of his life. He wasn't even doing it for the firewood.

Limbs and trunks can have all sorts of radial tension growth. If they don't fall where you called them, it usually isn't your eye that was off, but your inability to see the grain inside.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2024 09:33 PM (zdLoL)

169 Earlier this month, a snack dispenser at the University of Waterloo showed an error message – Invenda.Vending. FacialRecognition. App.exe – on the screen.

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Dang. Not hard to see the connection to all of the Google and Facebook "is this your friend Mary?" or whatever requests when images come up, is it?

Posted by: Nikki Haley's hairy nipples at February 23, 2024 09:33 PM (Wg1x4)

170 >>> Is Warrior good?
Bruce Lee in spaghetti western vibe.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

More "Gangs of New York" set in old San Francisco's Chinatowm. Mostly.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 23, 2024 09:34 PM (cOq4q)

171 "Although the lander's horizontal position is far from ideal, company officials said that all but one of the six NASA science and technology payloads were mounted on portions of the vehicle left exposed and receptive to communications, "which is very good for us," Altemus said.

Intuitive Machines (LUNR.O), is the company

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:34 PM (0lA9i)

172 I never donated to the RNC. Fuck them. Never donated to the DNC. Fuck them, too. Being an Independent saves me a lot of money.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 09:35 PM (R4t5M)

173 Sigh.

It's like the otters don't come here anymore.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2024 09:35 PM (W/lyH)

174 Didn't Charles Grodin have a "feud" with David Letterman back in the early 80s when Letterman could be funny?

Posted by: TV Guide at February 23, 2024 09:35 PM (V5BDR)

175 From the American Cinservayive:

“FEC filings by Haley’s campaign found that, in January alone, approximately 1,600 donors to President Joe Biden’s campaign in 2020 also donated to Haley’s campaign. These were not just small-dollar donors; they were responsible for more than $500,000 of donations last month. In total, more than 5,200 donors to Biden’s 2020 campaign have donated to Haley’s primary campaign.”

Fucking cvnt,

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 09:36 PM (cB08V)

176 American Conservative that is.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 09:36 PM (cB08V)

177 At least it's not LAND.RU

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 09:37 PM (2yu8s)

178 Now either Wesley Crusher or BEN ROETHLISBERGER is going to have to show up and explain it to us.

Dude.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

My money's on Wesley. Ben is at the bar now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 09:37 PM (R4t5M)

179 >>> ===
West of Toronto about 2 hours IIRC.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
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Coming to a lobby near you.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:37 PM (0lA9i)

180 @165

>>other than constantly wanting to send me a duffel bag or hat for more donations.

** Looks a closet full of duffel bags and hats **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:37 PM (XV/Pl)

181 "Although the lander's horizontal position is far from ideal, company officials said that all but one of the six NASA science and technology payloads were mounted on portions of the vehicle left exposed and receptive to communications, "which is very good for us," Altemus said.'

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"But I just push a button and my Honda will parallel park itself."

Posted by: Nikki Haley's hairy nipples at February 23, 2024 09:38 PM (Wg1x4)

182 174 Didn't Charles Grodin have a "feud" with David Letterman back in the early 80s when Letterman could be funny?

Posted by: TV Guide
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There's something wrong with this sentence.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:38 PM (0lA9i)

183 Waterloo is the MIT of Canuckistan. It’s where blackberry was created, I believe.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 09:38 PM (cB08V)

184 The NRA also endorsed a sh*tload of liberal Democrats, because they supposedly voted right on 2A issues.

The problem is, Nancy Pelosi ALWAYS passed out "Get Out of Jail Free" cards to allow liberals in red districts to masquerade as Gary Cooper, & vote against the DEMs on firearms issues.

This was always boob bait. The NRA furthered Pelosi's transparent nonsense.

Posted by: mnw at February 23, 2024 09:38 PM (NLIak)

185 The NRA endorsed Harry Reid. Cuz reasons.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 09:40 PM (cB08V)

186 massive loss of wealth for the middle class

The obsessive devotion this country has about “class” only indicates how Marxist this country has become.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 23, 2024 09:41 PM (8sMut)

187 The NRA has endorsed a bunch of fuckheads.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 09:41 PM (R4t5M)

188 185 The NRA endorsed Harry Reid. Cuz reasons.
Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 09:40 PM (cB08V)

The NRA is absolutely single issue.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 23, 2024 09:41 PM (8sMut)

189 185 The NRA endorsed Harry Reid. Cuz reasons.

Posted by: Montec
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Well, we're all for the American way, aren't we?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:41 PM (0lA9i)

190 So the pricing for the new Toyota Land Rover is out, base model is 60k, First Edition is 80k.

You know what, for a couple thousand more you could get a Lexus GX 550 Overtrail and have a better, non-hybrid power train.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:41 PM (XV/Pl)

191 @190

Let's try this again


So the pricing for the new Toyota Land CRUISER is out, base model is 60k, First Edition is 80k.

You know what, for a couple thousand more you could get a Lexus GX 550 Overtrail and have a better, non-hybrid power train.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:43 PM (XV/Pl)

192 Land Cruiser you mean?
Honestly I hate the way the new one looks. All of Toyota/Lexus offerings look like shit these days. Too many sharp angles.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 09:43 PM (cB08V)

193 Coming to a lobby near you.
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Tracking chocolate ration consumption.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 23, 2024 09:44 PM (2yu8s)

194 @192

>>Land Cruiser you mean?

Yes, I corrected myself after I posted.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:44 PM (XV/Pl)

195 @192

>>Too many sharp angles.

The only non-boxy vehicle in my fleet is the Honda Pilot, which I hate style wise.

No one buys an off-road vehicle for fuel economy in mind.

Although the vast majority of the Land Cruiser's that will be sold will be Mall Queens and never see a spec of dirt.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:46 PM (XV/Pl)

196 So... NRA took (still takes?) donations from conservative gun owners & endorses Reid & Jon Tester, & a dozen others equally or more liberal.

As if those azaleas wouldn't have flipped in a heartbeat if Schumer/Pelosi needed their votes on something close.

Classic boob bait.

Posted by: mnw at February 23, 2024 09:46 PM (NLIak)

197 According to Fox News, UGA Police have arrested and charged Venezuelan Jose Antonio Ibarra with the m*rder and kidnapping of 22 year old nursing student Laken Riley


How soon before the UGA Police are arrested for charging that SWEETHEART with anything?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 23, 2024 09:47 PM (8sMut)

198 Apparently the Middle Class in the US is define as those making between $38,133 and $114,400 per year with $57,200 being the median.

I didn't know it was that low.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 09:48 PM (aD39U)

199 Texas AG, Ken Paxton has accused Annunciation House of a series of offenses, which including smuggling people across the southern border and operating a stash house.

He's going after NGOs.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:49 PM (0lA9i)

200 *reconsiders support of eating the rich*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 09:49 PM (aD39U)

201 Texas AG, Ken Paxton has accused Annunciation House of a series of offenses, which including smuggling people across the southern border and operating a stash house.

He's going after NGOs.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:49 PM (0lA9i)


Should I practice saying Governor Paxton? Or Senator Paxton?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 09:50 PM (aD39U)

202 172 I never donated to the RNC. Fuck them. Never donated to the DNC. Fuck them, too. Being an Independent saves me a lot of money.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 09:35 PM (R4t5M)

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How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?

Posted by: Greg Niedermeyer at February 23, 2024 09:50 PM (sE4sa)

203 Earlier this month, a snack dispenser at the University of Waterloo showed an error message – Invenda.Vending. FacialRecognition. App.exe – on the screen.

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Old and busted: Big Brother

New and cool: Big Snickers

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 23, 2024 09:51 PM (FVME7)

204 81 Weird that Americans keep getting murdered by illegals.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at February 23, 2024 08:39 PM (Qf3MP)

Well, Americans have forfeited our confidence. Now you will get what you deserve. We only hope more of you get murdered. How else can we dissolve the people and elect another? (H/t, Brecht)

Posted by: U.S. government at February 23, 2024 09:51 PM (8sMut)

205 Huh, I' middle class and median even without the SS money? Weird.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 23, 2024 09:51 PM (USTAS)

206 @198

>>I didn't know it was that low.

38k is probably middle class in French Lick Indiana and 114k is middle class somewhere slightly outside of NYC.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:51 PM (XV/Pl)

207 I figured MC was 50-250K.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 09:52 PM (aD39U)

208 >>>
Although the vast majority of the Land Cruiser's that will be sold will be Mall Queens and never see a spec of dirt.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
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You missed the NYC video of the Wall Street broker and his family in a Land Rover contretemps with a biker gang.
The Rover slowly walked over three Harleys.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:53 PM (0lA9i)

209 Texas AG, Ken Paxton has accused Annunciation House of a series of offenses, which including smuggling people across the southern border and operating a stash house.

He's going after NGOs.
Posted by: Braenyard

Good. Target-rich environment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 09:53 PM (R4t5M)

210 Our two SS checks puts us solidly in the MC. I guess it is the American Dream.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 09:53 PM (aD39U)

211 Two of the biker gang turned out to be NYC po lice.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:53 PM (0lA9i)

212 199 Texas AG, Ken Paxton has accused Annunciation House of a series of offenses, which including smuggling people across the southern border and operating a stash house.

He's going after NGOs.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:49 PM (0lA9i)

He is doing more than the gov, whose only ambition is to get his face on Fox News and look like he is doing something. There is a reason why the RINOs in the TX HR impeached him.

I’d like to see him become Gov, just to piss Drinker of the House Phelan off.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 23, 2024 09:54 PM (8sMut)

213 207 I figured MC was 50-250K.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 09:52 PM (aD39U)

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Pfft.

Pikers.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 23, 2024 09:54 PM (sE4sa)

214 38k is probably middle class in French Lick Indiana and 114k is middle class somewhere slightly outside of NYC.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Bird fan?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 23, 2024 09:54 PM (R4t5M)

215 @201

>>Should I practice saying Governor Paxton? Or Senator Paxton?

Governor Paxton, that dude should stay as far away from Washington as possible.

The DOJ/FBI/CIA/Deep State/Uniparty would be licking their chops at the prospects of a Senator Paxton.

And besides, he can get more done as a Governor than a Senator.

*One does not become Senator to accomplish anything other than enriching themselves and their families.

* Except Rand Paul.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:54 PM (XV/Pl)

216 Being an Independent saves me a lot of money.

As can be read here frequently, Job One for Real Man Conservatives, when it comes to charities, associations for various actions, political parties and rights organizations is to have enough on them to make it OK for us to be stingy old skinflints.

It's not so bad really, just something you need to know about yourself. And, when confronted, admit to.

Only in this case does it put you in bed with Letitia James.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2024 09:55 PM (zdLoL)

217 Have a snickers. You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.

FUCKING VENDING MACHINE WONT GIVE ME A FUCKING SNICKERS!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 23, 2024 09:56 PM (u73oe)

218 I prefer "middle income" to "middle class," because the former is easier to quantify & the latter is in the eye of the beholder.

Posted by: mnw at February 23, 2024 09:56 PM (NLIak)

219 @214

>>Bird fan?

Larry Bird is one of the greatest basketball players ever and the NBA went to shit when he retired.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2024 09:56 PM (XV/Pl)

220 >>>He is doing more than the gov, whose only ambition is to get his face on Fox News and look like he is doing something. There is a reason why the RINOs in the TX HR impeached him.

I’d like to see him become Gov, just to piss Drinker of the House Phelan off.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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He is doing something. Abbott is endorsing Blue Republicans all over the state.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 23, 2024 09:57 PM (0lA9i)

221 Late 90's. Every Texas bar had "Thousand Miles to Nowhere" on the Jukebox.

Will always be at the top of my playlist. Just a great tune, IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4JAye65OHk

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2024 09:57 PM (V8he0)

222 massive loss of wealth for the middle class

The obsessive devotion this country has about “class” only indicates how Marxist this country has become.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

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It's also a convenient and fairly universally understood way to refer to the group of people who aren't wallowing in poverty and also not routinely buying Bentleys.

There might be many other easier and well-known ways to refer to the not too poor / not too well off group of Americans. I just don't know them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at February 23, 2024 09:58 PM (Cgfkv)

223 Did y'all buy ammo on 223 Day?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2024 09:58 PM (aD39U)

224 ONT IS A GO

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2024 09:58 PM (fwDg9)

225 Those are some cheerful little rabbits in the street fight.

They seem really hoppy.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2024 09:58 PM (991eG)

226 I figured MC was 50-250K.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 09:52 PM


I've paid even more for a good Hammer.

Posted by: P. Pelosi at February 23, 2024 09:59 PM (a3Q+t)

227 Those are some cheerful little rabbits in the street fight.

They seem really hoppy.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 23, 2024 09:58 PM


No telling what was really brewing, though

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 10:00 PM (a3Q+t)

228 Ammo?? Dangit, I thought it meant buy a rifle.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at February 23, 2024 10:00 PM (Cgfkv)

229 198 Apparently the Middle Class in the US is define as those making between $38,133 and $114,400 per year with $57,200 being the median.

I didn't know it was that low.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 09:48 PM (aD39U)

McDonald’s pays $17 in my hood. That’s $35k full time. So yeah the numbers you posted do seem off.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 10:12 PM (cB08V)

230 so, have you ever suddenly decided "hey, I need to build a replica WWI Whippet tank"?

https://youtu.be/2m8WocbcTmU?si=wyE6LbfxuBJVlm6G

Posted by: Kindltot at February 23, 2024 10:15 PM (D7oie)

231 Land rovers depreciate ridiculously fast. You can get a 7/8 year old one for 1/5 MSRP when new. But they depreciate for a reason, reliability is awful. It’s still not a bad buy. Get a $100k suv for $20k, and just know it will cost a few $1000s a year to fix things.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 10:16 PM (cB08V)

232 Apparently the Middle Class in the US is define as those making between $38,133 and $114,400 per year with $57,200 being the median.

I didn't know it was that low.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) blurts at February 23, 2024 09:48 PM


I've read that starting about 1985, you were either worse off each succeeding year (the lower class) or better off (the upper class), and the middle class had disappeared.

The demarcation line was $75,000/year. In 1985.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2024 10:18 PM (a3Q+t)

233 $75k in 1985 was beacoup bux.

Posted by: Montec at February 23, 2024 10:21 PM (cB08V)

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