The Week In Woke, Part I

Former celebrity Kristen Stewart said she wanted to do "the gayest thing you've ever seen" for the cover of former mass-market magazine Rolling Stone, and I think she succeeded. It's gross.

George Soros is taking control of America's second-largest radio network but you're not allowed to notice that this corrupt Marxist billionaire Bond villain is using his billions to fundamentally transform the country because that would be antisemitic, you antisemites.

George Soros is poised to take a massive stake in the nation's second-largest radio company, which owns more than 220 stations nationwide, according to court filings and sources close to the situation.
The left-leaning billionaire's Soros Fund Management has bought up $400 million of debt in Audacy -- the No. 2 US radio broadcaster behind iHeartMedia with stations including New York's WFAN and 1010 WINS, as well as Los Angeles-based KROQ, according to bankruptcy filings.
One insider close to the situation, noting that he was a Republican, said he believed it was possible Soros was buying the stake to exert influence on public opinion in the months leading up to the 2024 presidential election.
"This is scary," the source said.

You know what's scary? The antisemitism of noticing when foreign-born billionaires are buying up the informational and political infrastructure of the country.

Joe Biden wanted to mend fences with the black community so to show how progressive he was and how he totally doesn't See Race he bought some fried chicken for some black boys.

Ooof, that does not sound good. Well, he did it, not me.

Vodka Pundit notes:

That's just the preview. You can see the full nine-minute video on YouTube, including the part -- just two seconds in! -- where you can see Biden checking his watch.

Good to see that this well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory is so happy to spend time with young black voters, just like he was famously happy to spend time with the families of the victims of his botched Afghanistan bug-out.

Femmy douchebag brings a Palestinian flag into a coffee shop, begins calling everyone else racists and Zionists.

Man with a deeper voice than Darth Vader complains on TikTok that someone has "outed" him as trans. Save some invented drama for the rest of us, dude! I'm trying to put on a garage production of The HMS Pinafore and how'm I gonna do that when you're sucking up all the drama oxygen out of the room?

Cultural enrichers in France demand that native French enrich them with free housing. Seems like a fair trade, you know, with them bringing the cultural enrichment and all.

Paris, fully culturally enriched.

The House voted to condemn the use of rape as a weapon of war.

The measure passed almost unanimously.

Only one "person" -- Rashid Tlaib -- voted "present," unwilling to condemn Hamas even indirectly for its use of rape as a terror tactic.

Being unable to condemn rape is quite a lonely island to be on. https://t.co/y8xNIUTJKE
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) February 14, 2024

Quick, let's give these rape-crazed savages a state.

Chile brought an all-women's SWAT team to the UAE to participate in their SWAT Challenge. It turned out as well as you expect. pic.twitter.com/UeJqGO5cZ1
— Catch Up (@CatchUpFeed) February 5, 2024

This is good:

"I found myself watching Matt Walsh, who's from The Daily Wire, and he had a documentary called 'What Is a Woman?' and it's basically about my situation where trans men are erasing women and after watching that film, I realized that I was supporting literally satanic stuff." -… https://t.co/zE35qLc0Gr
— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) February 13, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:00 PM

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1 Cease fire!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 16, 2024 06:00 PM (as3uC)

2 Cease fire, cease fire!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 16, 2024 06:01 PM (as3uC)

3 Stewart photo is bad

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2024 06:01 PM (fwDg9)

4 JD over. Thanks!

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 16, 2024 06:01 PM (as3uC)

5 3 Stewart photo is bad
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2024 06:01 PM (fwDg9)

More than gross

Posted by: It's me donna at February 16, 2024 06:03 PM (Akjoo)

6 Yawn Wenner.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 16, 2024 06:04 PM (as3uC)

7 Well, I mean... Groping Kristen Stewart's pussy is a little bit faggy. Mostly because she looks like a dude. But it's still technically a pussy, so it's not really the gayest thing ever. I think that would be her male costars, who I'm sure did some really gay things to get those roles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 16, 2024 06:05 PM (0FoWg)

8 I'll never understand why rich conservatives were never willing to buy up some dinosaur media properties, just like Soros is doint.

The media is 90% of why Democrats win elections. Crack that nut and you're in the driver's seat.

You could probably buy most regional newspapers and local news affiliates for less than some new silly app is trading for.

Posted by: Blago at February 16, 2024 06:05 PM (wMRY8)

9 "Former celebrity Kristen Stewart said she wanted to do "the gayest thing you've ever seen"

I dunno. Crocs on a Vespa is hard to beat.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermouth at February 16, 2024 06:06 PM (vFG9F)

10 >>and I think she succeeded. It's gross.

This is what happens when you let a sparkly vampire stick their Johnson in your FartClam.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2024 06:06 PM (XV/Pl)

11 Next you'll be telling me that Woke Billionaires and Communist Chinese are being allowed to buy large swatches of American farmland...

But that would be crazy talk!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2024 06:06 PM (xaFKb)

12 I highly recommend watching that Chilean SWAT team video. It's truly hilarious.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2024 06:07 PM (6OrcJ)

13 So she's letting herself grab herself by the pussy? I hope she asked herself for consent.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:07 PM (vFG9F)

14 How did the Chilean women do in the helicopter segment of the competition?

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2024 06:07 PM (xPl2J)

15 George Soros is taking control of America's second-largest radio network but you're not allowed to notice that this corrupt Marxist billionaire Bond villain is using his billions to fundamentally transform the country because that would be antisemitic, you antisemites.
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We welcome radio stations into the ranks of Sacred Democratic Institutions.

Posted by: Sacred Democratic Insitituions R Us at February 16, 2024 06:07 PM (krQz2)

16 I highly recommend watching that Chilean SWAT team video. It's truly hilarious.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2024 06:07 PM (6OrcJ)

Pfft. You should see them try to park a ship.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2024 06:08 PM (guGkK)

17
Does she not know that porn is filled with women stroking themselves?

Posted by: Sacred Democratic Insitituions R Us at February 16, 2024 06:09 PM (krQz2)

18 It's getting harder and harder to come up with something even more shocking, but I suppose we aint seen nothing yet.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:09 PM (vFG9F)

19 Only one "person" -- Rashid Tlaib -- voted "present," unwilling to condemn Hamas even indirectly for its use of rape as a terror tactic.

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"That's "feminist icon Rashid Tlaib" to you, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 16, 2024 06:09 PM (BbYkz)

20 >> Ooof, that does not sound good. Well, he did it, not me.

It would have been the Chef's Kiss if he also handed out Purple Drank and Swisher Sweets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2024 06:09 PM (XV/Pl)

21 Chilean SWAT Team makes the Keystone Cops look like Navy Seals.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (R4t5M)

22 Hedley Lamarr:
Qualifications.

Rapist:
Rape, murder, arson and rape.

Hedley Lamarr:
You said rape twice.

Rapist:
I like rape.

Taggart:
[Chuckles] He'll do.

Hedley Lamarr:
Charming. Sign right here.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (1bNHn)

23 Joe Biden wanted to mend feces with the black community ?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (28IDa)

24 I've long held that Rashida is the ugliest member of congress.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (1bNHn)

25 "Joe Biden wanted to mend fences with the black community so to show how progressive he was and how he totally doesn't See Race he bought some fried chicken for some black boys."

Well, at least he didn't buy watermelon...

Posted by: Ralph at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (wnTj5)

26 So this Kirsten Stewart person dons a jockstrap and that's supposed to be the gayest thing ever?

No. Freddie Mercury donning a jockstrap and absolutely nothing else is the gayest thing ever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (guGkK)

27
'Air America' part II. Should be just as successful. Democrats are too stupid to understand radio.

"How does it travel through the air? Why does John Kerry make me close my eyes and want to go to sleep?"

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (nIvob)

28 You know what's scary? The antisemitism of noticing when foreign-born billionaires are buying up the informational and political infrastructure of the country.
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You're spreading the idea that Jews are buying up a monopoly on a certain media.

Report for your flogging, citizen.

Posted by: Sacred Democratic Insitituions R Us at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (krQz2)

29 Not that I would ever have the chance, but I would think twice before shaking her hand. She looks like she should be working at a Hardees. Let that sink in.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:11 PM (vFG9F)

30 If Kristen Stewart showed up on my doorstep digging around in her gross chaunch, I'd call the cops I'm paying for and then tell her to surrender to them before I have to dispense with her myself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 16, 2024 06:11 PM (0FoWg)

31 >>George Soros is taking control of America's second-largest radio network but you're not allowed to notice that this corrupt Marxist billionaire Bond villain is using his billions to fundamentally transform the country because that would be antisemitic, you antisemites.

Well, he's serious about his agenda and is using his resources to achieve his goals.

We don't have people on our side who are serious enough, dedicated enough or wealthy enough to reciprocate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2024 06:12 PM (XV/Pl)

32 27
'Air America' part II. Should be just as successful. Democrats are too stupid to understand radio.

"How does it travel through the air? Why does John Kerry make me close my eyes and want to go to sleep?"
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (nIvob)

Ah, but part of it is ensuring that no Conservative voice is heard.... like what happened to Fox News.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2024 06:12 PM (xaFKb)

33 "Joe Biden wanted to mend fences with the black community so to show how progressive he was and how he totally doesn't See Race he bought some fried chicken for some black boys."

Well, at least he didn't buy watermelon...
Posted by: Ralph at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (wnTj5)
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I want to give them a chance to be black again.

Posted by: Presdent Charlie Foxtrot at February 16, 2024 06:12 PM (krQz2)

34 I always thought Stewart looked like a shriveled up horse shit after its sat in the sun too long, even when she was young

Zooey Deschanel she is not

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at February 16, 2024 06:12 PM (VTu1l)

35 MAGA girl is cute.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 16, 2024 06:12 PM (BdMk6)

36 I like that Stewart's "gayest thing ever" is strutting around in men's underwear with her hand on her crotch.

Way to play to the stereotypes, girl.

Your acting career would have lasted much longer is you'd y'know, learned to act at some point.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 16, 2024 06:12 PM (ou9hh)

37 Serious question: wouldn't s president have a handler who would be responsible for keeping him on schedule? In other words Joe shouldn't even need to check his watch. He shouldn't even need to wear a watch.
Can Joe even read a watch?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 16, 2024 06:12 PM (xcrUy)

38 I'll never understand why rich conservatives were never willing to buy up some dinosaur media properties, just like Soros is doint.

A not lefty offered real value for bankrupt Newsweek.

They sold if for $1 to Diane Feinsteins husband for a dollar instead.

They aren't in the media business to make money, at least not through advertising.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:12 PM (aD39U)

39 "No. Freddie Mercury donning a jockstrap and absolutely nothing else is the gayest thing ever.
Posted by: Cicero"

On a Vespa, wearing crocs, carrying a messenger bag, with Garrett on the back holding on for dear life.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:13 PM (vFG9F)

40 Ahh ain't nowaze tahrrred...

Posted by: President Potatohead at February 16, 2024 06:13 PM (guGkK)

41 Former celebrity Kristen Stewart said she wanted to do "the gayest thing you've ever seen" for the cover of former mass-market magazine Rolling Stone
Going out of your way to shock the adults is so juvenile, so pretty much what you expect from shallow, childish people in the entertainment industry.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2024 06:13 PM (0Htd1)

42 On a Vespa, wearing crocs, carrying a messenger bag, with Garrett on the back holding on for dear life.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:13 PM (vFG9F)

Touche.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2024 06:14 PM (guGkK)

43 "No. Freddie Mercury donning a jockstrap and absolutely nothing else is the gayest thing ever.
Posted by: Cicero"

On a Vespa, wearing crocs, carrying a messenger bag, with Garrett on the back holding on for dear life.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:13 PM (vFG9F)
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Holding on to what?

Posted by: Sacred Democratic Institutions R Us at February 16, 2024 06:14 PM (krQz2)

44
Edgy.

Sad.

Mostly sad.

And ugly.

Who's this tramp anyway?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2024 06:14 PM (Q4IgG)

45 The Spilt Tail SWAT Clown Team reminds me of when Lou Gossett Jr. told that broad in "An Asshole and A Gentleman" when she couldn't climb that wall.

"Walk Around, Walk Around Sugar Britches!"...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2024 06:14 PM (R/m4+)

46 Do you think Stewart was rubbing one out, or was that just a pose?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:14 PM (aD39U)

47 If you don't vote for me you aren't the gayest thing ever!

Posted by: Joey Biden at February 16, 2024 06:15 PM (SYTee)

48 39 "No. Freddie Mercury donning a jockstrap and absolutely nothing else is the gayest thing ever.
Posted by: Cicero"

On a Vespa, wearing crocs, carrying a messenger bag, with Garrett on the back holding on for dear life.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:13 PM (vFG9F)

I believe this is where the London Boys singing Bonnie Tyler songs comes in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:15 PM (di6C2)

49 Femmy douchebag brings a Palestinian flag into a coffee shop, begins calling everyone else racists and Zionists.

Why do these prog creatures all sound and look the same. Nasally, whiney, repetitive, and disruptive. This creature is male, I think. Hard to tell.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 16, 2024 06:15 PM (byWhc)

50 I’m so old I remember GHWB looking at a watch disqualified him from being President

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 16, 2024 06:15 PM (5y/Fp)

51 Ahh ain't nowaze tahrrred...
Posted by: President Potatohead at February 16, 2024 06:13 PM (guGkK)
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We're still procuring the feathers and the rail.

Posted by: Americans at February 16, 2024 06:15 PM (krQz2)

52 > Man with a deeper voice than Darth Vader complains on TikTok that someone has "outed" him as trans.

He's clearly using a filter in the TikTok video, and he still looks like a dude. With that voice and that face, NOBODY thought you were a woman dude, especially in real life.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2024 06:15 PM (6OrcJ)

53 Do you think Stewart was rubbing one out, or was that just a pose?

If she doesn't have a belt sander she isn't serious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2024 06:15 PM (guGkK)

54 46 Do you think Stewart was rubbing one out, or was that just a pose?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:14 PM (aD39U)

Pose, but it is like a 90s lesbian look. Strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:16 PM (di6C2)

55 8 I'll never understand why rich conservatives were never willing to buy up some dinosaur media properties, just like Soros is doint.

The media is 90% of why Democrats win elections. Crack that nut and you're in the driver's seat.

You could probably buy most regional newspapers and local news affiliates for less than some new silly app is trading for.

Posted by: Blago at February 16, 2024 06:05 PM (wMRY

No one will buy them, but if they did, wouldn't read much of each edition. The train has left the station on getting much of anyone to read printed material other than books. The read printed books train will soon leave the station, too.

Posted by: Gref at February 16, 2024 06:16 PM (5fDan)

56 My little burg, Lakewood Colorado made the news this week when residents heard what was apparently a rumor, that Denver was looking to foist some of its illegals onto Lakewood. The people of the town, much like the white God-fearing citizens of Rock Ridge, descended on the city council like an avenging horde to shout their disapproval.

Jefferson County went for Biden in '20 by 8 points.

Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2024 06:16 PM (geLO8)

57 I’m so old I remember GHWB looking at a watch disqualified him from being President

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 16, 2024 06:15 PM (5y/Fp)
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Dumbass didn't even know what TIME IT WAS!

Posted by: Reasonable Critics of Bush at February 16, 2024 06:16 PM (krQz2)

58 Girl, call us!

Posted by: The Subaru Marketing Team at February 16, 2024 06:17 PM (guGkK)

59 >>On a Vespa, wearing crocs, carrying a messenger bag, with Garrett on the back holding on for dear life.

Someone put Wicket's Face on this.

https://www.discogs.com/
release/4439845-The-Gaylords-Thats-Amore/
image/SW1hZ2U6NDMwMzExODM=

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:17 PM (zOR5N)

60 I am not sure what this gal is going for (probably supposed to be irony?) but it is oddly (not really) enthralling.

http://tinyurl.com/ms77rjdz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:17 PM (di6C2)

61 The interesting thing that I noticed about that video of Biden and the family is that Biden presumed that the kids were just all about sports. Their father prompted them to talk about their schoolwork and achievements outside of sports. He definitely had Biden’s number with respect to the narrow framework in which Biden sees young black males.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 16, 2024 06:17 PM (rbKZ6)

62 Watermelon isn’t really in season, or Biden would have. It’s more of a summer thing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2024 06:18 PM (CrBnS)

63 " Do you think Stewart was rubbing one out, or was that just a pose?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)"

She's trying to grow a dick. There's a special potion she got from an indigenous person made from lemur dung and elephant piss and many mysterious herbs that you rub on it every 4 hours to stimulate growth. Comes with a month's supply of Lume too.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:18 PM (vFG9F)

64 Stewart played Joan Jett in the movie, The Runaways

Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2024 06:18 PM (geLO8)

65 Looking at the cover again. Hmm, I am pretty sure I would hit that and maybe convert her to our team.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:18 PM (aD39U)

66 Getting back to the topic of the previous thread, the most galling thing is that the DA of NYC, Alvin Bragg not only supported the verdict but also released the illegal immigrants who assailed the cops for no cash bail.
Overvalue your property? $361million fine.
Beat the tar out of some cops? You're free to go.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 16, 2024 06:18 PM (MeG8a)

67 Kristen Stewart fucked for her roles since she was a kid. Never a doubt she would grow up messed up.

And she's always had RBF besides being plain looking.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:18 PM (w6AZl)

68 Kristen Stewart said she wanted to do "the gayest thing you've ever seen" for the cover of former mass-market magazine Rolling Stone, and I think she succeeded. It's gross.

That's the gayest thing you've ever seen? You don't remember Obama's 10lb dumbbell workout?
http://tinyurl.com/43btnhyy

Pajama Boy?
http://tinyurl.com/fvykx837

And that's not even digging into the depths of my depraved stash of neon haired, nose ringed, gender fluid groomers teaching kids in school.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 16, 2024 06:19 PM (ycI94)

69 Just looking at that photo of Kristen Stewart, I feel like I need to order up some penicillin, hydrogen peroxide, latex gloves and maybe some DDT.

Posted by: Paco at February 16, 2024 06:19 PM (njExo)

70 Daily Mail: Top Canadian surgeon unwittingly reveals TRUTH about sex-change ops: unearthed video lifts the lid on ill-trained doctors, dying appendages and 'dreaded complications'

http://tinyurl.com/3upjvcb4

Via Drudge

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2024 06:19 PM (1Yy3c)

71 61 The interesting thing that I noticed about that video of Biden and the family is that Biden presumed that the kids were just all about sports. Their father prompted them to talk about their schoolwork and achievements outside of sports. He definitely had Biden’s number with respect to the narrow framework in which Biden sees young black males.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 16, 2024 06:17 PM (rbKZ6)

Say, do either of you have the nickname "spearchucker?"

Posted by: Joe "I'm not a racist, trust me!" Biden at February 16, 2024 06:20 PM (5fDan)

72 Daily Mail: Top Canadian surgeon unwittingly reveals TRUTH about sex-change ops: unearthed video lifts the lid on ill-trained doctors, dying appendages and 'dreaded complications'

http://tinyurl.com/3upjvcb4

Via Drudge
Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2024 06:19 PM (1Yy3c)
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All besides the point of voluntary sterilization.

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2024 06:20 PM (krQz2)

73 It's weird how gay men are normal and also here's the gayest thing ever that just happens to involve stereotypical sex stuff

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 16, 2024 06:20 PM (E0bF5)

74 I don't care what the rest of you say.

Kristen Stewart... would I?

You're damn right I would. And I'd invite Amber Turd to join us for all the gay shit they would ever want to do.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:20 PM (dGCAG)

75 I'm no fan of Kristen Stewart, but seeing that is just...sad.
Yet another body thrown onto the pile of Hollywood bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:20 PM (W/lyH)

76 It’s black history month so let’s have Biden eat some food with a black family with no wife. I can’t decide if the wife wasn’t there because she is a known employee of the Biden admin or if they were worried Biden would make some inappropriate comment like “your ass isn’t as big as most black women.”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 16, 2024 06:20 PM (5y/Fp)

77 It's getting harder and harder to come up with something even more shocking, but I suppose we aint seen nothing yet.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:09 PM (vFG9F)

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* Camille Paglia has entered the chat *

She has frequently noted that, historically in numerous instances, Transgender Mania and the prevalence of Androgyny is a sign of Cultural Collapse.

"Civilization is starting to unravel. You find it again and again and again in history."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 16, 2024 06:21 PM (BbYkz)

78 The British commentator is stunned at the ineptness of the Bonus Hole SWAT Team.

The one lady couldn't get out of the fucking pool.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 16, 2024 06:21 PM (R4t5M)

79 "Someone put Wicket's Face on this."

LOL. It's so big!

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

80 Watermelon isn’t really in season, or Biden would have. It’s more of a summer thing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2024 06:18 PM (CrBnS)

I'm sure there's grape soda in those cups.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2024 06:21 PM (xPl2J)

81 So who gets the money from Trump’s fine? The banks weren’t claiming damages. Don’t see how the state can claim damages either as long as he paid taxes.

Seems like the entire case is lacking a key part, a party that had damages.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2024 06:21 PM (CrBnS)

82 17
Does she not know that porn is filled with women stroking themselves?
Posted by: Sacred Democratic Insitituions R Us

Better looking women who are feminine.

Not that I would know anything about that.

(Looks around, slowly backs out of thread)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 16, 2024 06:21 PM (byWhc)

83 56 Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2024 06:16 PM (geLO

Loved that!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 16, 2024 06:21 PM (w6EFb)

84 Debasing oneself for 30 seconds of notoriety. How gauche

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:22 PM (7h3oY)

85 No. Freddie Mercury donning a jockstrap and absolutely nothing else is the gayest thing ever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2024 06:10 PM (guGkK)

If it got us another Bohemian Rhapsody or Fat Bottomed Girls I'd be fine with it.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2024 06:22 PM (1Yy3c)

86 That "SWAT" team video is 6 minutes long?!
They let these women suffer for SIX whole minutes?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: GWB at February 16, 2024 06:22 PM (32nmx)

87 Stewart played Joan Jett in the movie, The Runaways
Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2024 06:18 PM (geLO

That's gay.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:22 PM (dGCAG)

88 The British commentator is stunned at the ineptness of the Bonus Hole SWAT Team.

Clearly they had not run the course before and had no idea how the slide worked.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:22 PM (aD39U)

89 Uh...

those kids are too young to Vote.
So.
They could not have Voted for Biden.
And therefore, they are NOT Black.

Those are the Rules.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:22 PM (zOR5N)

90 Frogs trying to criminalize objection to mRNA vax ... 3 years in the clink and 45,000 euros... wtf. I thought mRNA was so 2021 and never to return.

Posted by: ET at February 16, 2024 06:22 PM (RyDQ3)

91 Rashida Tlaib likes rape.

Pass it on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2024 06:22 PM (guGkK)

92 The all female SWAT team did better than I'd thought--they didn't form a circular firing squad and kill each other, after shooting several random people on the street.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 16, 2024 06:23 PM (XMwZJ)

93 Looking at the cover again. Hmm, I am pretty sure I would hit that and maybe convert her to our team.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:18 PM (aD39U)

She's trying to look as unappealing to hetero men as she can.

It's not working.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:23 PM (dGCAG)

94 Apropos to absolutely nothing at all, I am sitting here just finishing a really great cigar and am treating myself to a nip of 12 year old Glenfiddich that I bought a couple of years ago and it just now rotated to the front of the shelf.

Damn!!!

Post on Hordemates!!!!
I shall endeavor to follow.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:23 PM (W/lyH)

95 “Why I left the democratic plantation”aka my #walkaway story ❤️

==

SHe is great!

Posted by: runner at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (V13WU)

96 I'm also betting that chick wouldn't engage with someone with oozing, drippy anal lesions or consume diarrhea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (E0bF5)

97 Better looking women who are feminine.

Not that I would know anything about that.

(Looks around, slowly backs out of thread)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 16, 2024 06:21 PM (byWhc)

And with boobs that would make you not notice that haircut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (di6C2)

98 Seems like the entire case is lacking a key part, a party that had damages.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 16, 2024 06:21 PM (CrBnS)

Shut it, plebe.

Posted by: Your Lords and Masters at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (1Yy3c)

99 >>She's trying to look as unappealing to hetero men as she can.

Because she is ashamed at how much she likes dick.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (zOR5N)

100 She's trying to look as unappealing to hetero men as she can.

It's not working.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:23 PM (dGCAG)
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Worked on me.

And I'm somebody who thought she used to look hot.

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (krQz2)

101 Getting back to the topic of the previous thread, the most galling thing is that the DA of NYC, Alvin Bragg not only supported the verdict but also released the illegal immigrants who assailed the cops for no cash bail.
Overvalue your property? $361million fine.
Beat the tar out of some cops? You're free to go.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 16, 2024 06:18 PM (MeG8a)

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"Reparations gotta cost, yo!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (BbYkz)

102 "Chile brought an all-women's SWAT team to the UAE to participate in their SWAT Challenge. It turned out as well as you expect. "

They're great! Sign 'em up!

Posted by: zombie Mack Sennett at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

103 Stewart is a terrible actress on top of all her other negatives.

Can't believe they cast her as a Charlie's Angel.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (w6AZl)

104 So Paris is like San Francisco now? Not much point in playing the boulevardier these days.

Posted by: Paco at February 16, 2024 06:25 PM (njExo)

105 She's trying to look as unappealing to hetero men as she can.

It's not working.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:23 PM (dGCAG)

She's got nice skin. I'll bet that she is dolphin smooth.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:25 PM (aD39U)

106 I'm trying to put on a garage production of The HMS Pinafore and how'm I gonna do that when you're sucking up all the drama oxygen out of the room?

I'm looking forward to it, Ace. Big fan of Gilbert and Sullivan.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2024 06:25 PM (0Htd1)

107 The British commentator is stunned at the ineptness of the Bonus Hole SWAT Team.

The one lady couldn't get out of the fucking pool.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 16, 2024 06:21 PM (R4t5M)

And two or three of them lost their pistols.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 16, 2024 06:25 PM (BdMk6)

108 In fairness, Meal Team Six would be fun to watch run the course.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 16, 2024 06:25 PM (R4t5M)

109 "She's trying to look as unappealing to hetero men as she can.

It's not working.
Posted by: BurtTC"

Once that dick grows out, you'll see.

Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

110 Because she is ashamed at how much she likes dick.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (zOR5N)

And she should be ashamed.

She needs to be..... punished.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (dGCAG)

111 >>The British commentator is stunned at the ineptness of the Bonus Hole SWAT Team.

Saw that vid last week.

Too funny.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (zOR5N)

112 Tlaib isn't going to piss off her donors. Her campaign coffers probably just got a big boost.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (7h3oY)

113 Kristen Stewart is messed up.

Posted by: runner at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (V13WU)

114
The Soros family buying radio has me almost giddy with delight.

I mean what's next? CB radio?

"Breaker One-Nine. This is Alex Soros here with a big "Good Buddy" to all. Watch for the "Bear in the Air" and the "gumball machines" out there. There's a "cash box" coming up soon so remember to save some coin for the Biden reelection. Out."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (nIvob)

115 One of the first studies into the side effects of transgender surgeries revealed alarmingly high rates of post-op pain, aching during intercourse, and bladder problems, raising troubling questions for this new frontier of medicine.

A huge majority — 81 percent — of those who had gender-affirming surgery in the past five years said they endured pain simply from moving around in the weeks and months after going under the knife.
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Yes, but you are sterile and will not reproduce.

Posted by: The Cabal at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (krQz2)

116 92 The all female SWAT team did better than I'd thought--they didn't form a circular firing squad and kill each other, after shooting several random people on the street.
------------

I'd like to see a more even matchup for the lady SWAT team..... Meal Team 6 should give them a run for their money.

Posted by: ET at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (RyDQ3)

117 Once that dick grows out, you'll see.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2024 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

She should tell more lies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (aD39U)

118 Get the Beef-Rice Away From My Plate

STEPHEN GREEN

http://tinyurl.com/43vdsky7

Posted by: Your Lords and Masters at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (1Yy3c)

119 >>> Only one "person" -- Rashid Tlaib -- voted "present," unwilling to condemn Hamas even indirectly for its use of rape as a terror tactic.

She cannot fathum how rape could be a concern, like the blind imagining light.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (cOq4q)

120 What is happening? I'm seriously confused all the time.
Why would you want to be on the cover of a magazine looking less than beautiful? If I were on the cover I'd want to look like an 80s supermodel with big hair and in heels, not a dude. Weird.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (MrtV1)

121 Rashida Tlaib likes rape.

Pass it on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2024 06:22 PM (guGkK)
---
I suspect that if she walked around parts of Gaza at night while wearing a sign that said "U.S. Congresswoman" in Arabic, she'd get to find out all about it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2024 06:27 PM (BpYfr)

122 >>She's trying to look as unappealing to hetero men as she can.

Because she is ashamed at how much she likes dick.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (zOR5N)

She'll never get dorked by 22 guys in 10 days while on holiday in Europe, so that record will remain unbroken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2024 06:27 PM (eaI2m)

123 She's got nice skin. I'll bet that she is dolphin smooth.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:25 PM (aD39U)

Complete with blow hole.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:27 PM (dGCAG)

124 Chilean SWAT Vid needs the MXC Announcers

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:27 PM (zOR5N)

125 Ace, this DailyMail story should gladden your evening:

http://tinyurl.com/ysprywef

"Dylan Mulvaney branded 'unhinged' for bizarre late-night TikTok rant one year after Bud Light fiasco, insisting she's got projects in the pipeline and her '15 minutes' of fame is NOT over"

Posted by: Joe at February 16, 2024 06:28 PM (5fDan)

126 Kristen Stewart is messed up.
Posted by: runner at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (V13WU)

A co-comedy show with her and Kathy Griffin coming in three....two...one...

And nobody buys tickets.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:28 PM (W/lyH)

127 She's trying to look as unappealing to hetero men as she can.

Because she is ashamed at how much she likes dick.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (zOR5N)

She fucked her married director while making one of her crappy movies at the time she was living with Robert Pattinson.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:28 PM (w6AZl)

128 >>She'll never get dorked by 22 guys in 10 days while on holiday in Europe, so that record will remain unbroken.

I sincerely doubt that is even the Record.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:28 PM (zOR5N)

129 If I were on the cover I'd want to look like an 80s supermodel with big hair and in heels,
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (MrtV1)

CaliGirl is now Best Girl.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2024 06:28 PM (1Yy3c)

130 I'll never understand why rich conservatives were never willing to buy up some dinosaur media properties, just like Soros is doint.
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There are no rich conservatives.

There are rich who seek government benefits for themselves.
Sometimes their interests align with the conservative position.
But they could not care less.

You see it in the overwhelming stench of disdain and disgust the GOPe has for the working class.
They partnered with the Democrats to get rid of Trump so "those voters" would not have a voice.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2024 06:28 PM (cSaKW)

131 I was half-way through "Panic Room" (2002) before I even realized Kristen Stewart was not a boy.

Posted by: Keep gp Out Yo MF'n Mouf at February 16, 2024 06:28 PM (MvF+J)

132 Chilean SWAT Vid needs the MXC Announcers
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:27 PM (zOR5N)

Or Ozzie Man. "Destination Fcked!"

Posted by: fly gal at February 16, 2024 06:29 PM (ZSzfQ)

133 I've never thought about it but I guess that aquatic mammals screw face to face, not like terrestrial mammals.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:29 PM (aD39U)

134 I sincerely doubt that is even the Record.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:28 PM (zOR5N)

I'm talking amateur hobbyists only.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2024 06:29 PM (eaI2m)

135 Also...

They should have made the one woman retrieve the line grapple from the water. (She did eventually jump in and do it. Kudos on that, at least.) You lose your equipment in the job and you'll have to get it back to complete the mission.

And, men (who were fit and athletic) would have kicked their legs up onto the cable and finished by shimmying across.

Oh, and that was only the first obstacle.
Pathetic. And funny.

Posted by: GWB at February 16, 2024 06:30 PM (32nmx)

136 What is happening? I'm seriously confused all the time.
Why would you want to be on the cover of a magazine looking less than beautiful? If I were on the cover I'd want to look like an 80s supermodel with big hair and in heels, not a dude. Weird.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (MrtV1)

And seriously, this is not new for her. She was cursed with beauty, and has been in a love/hate relationship with it for some time.

I don't doubt she has been passed around a lot. She sure as hell isn't in movies for her acting talent. This kind of thing here though, it's just silly. She's not ugly. She can do what she can to look as ugly as she can if she wants, but it's just silly.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:30 PM (dGCAG)

137 Only one "person" -- Rashid Tlaib -- voted "present," unwilling to condemn Hamas even indirectly for its use of rape as a terror tactic.

The Detroit Tard strikes again. This is the same gal who wanted to empty the prisons. She had to back down on that because, for some reason, even her constituents don't want even more criminals dumped into their neighborhoods.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2024 06:30 PM (0Htd1)

138 Yes the Walkaway young lady is great.

Her eyes are open now.

We need more.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 16, 2024 06:30 PM (I6NNh)

139 The all female SWAT team did better than I'd thought--they didn't form a circular firing squad and kill each other, after shooting several random people on the street.
------------

I'd like to see a more even matchup for the lady SWAT team..... Meal Team 6 should give them a run for their money.
Posted by: ET at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (RyDQ3)
***

Next event...driving destroyers in the Pacific.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:30 PM (W/lyH)

140 >>I've never thought about it but I guess that aquatic mammals screw face to face, not like terrestrial mammals

I was *Inverted* at the Time.

Posted by: Maverick the Manatee at February 16, 2024 06:30 PM (zOR5N)

141 ...and our most extreme elimination of the day...the Chilean SWAT team goes face first into the toxic sludge!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 16, 2024 06:30 PM (XMwZJ)

142 Teach boys not to rape--non-Jews.

Posted by: Rashida Tlaib at February 16, 2024 06:31 PM (krQz2)

143 I've never thought about it but I guess that aquatic mammals screw face to face, not like terrestrial mammals.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:29 PM (aD39U)

Don't look up their sex habits. Just don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:31 PM (dGCAG)

144 She's trying to look as unappealing to hetero men as she can.

Because she is ashamed at how much she likes dick.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (zOR5N)

She fucked her married director while making one of her crappy movies at the time she was living with Robert Pattinson.
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:28 PM (w6AZl)

So strange that the Sparkle Vampire has a lot of chops.

I guess it proves tgat just cause talent may beat off on you it doesn't mean it will rub off on you.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2024 06:31 PM (1Yy3c)

145 FUN FACT: Under IRS regulations if you get plowed by 50 or more men in a tax year and fail to turn a profit, it's a hobby.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2024 06:31 PM (eaI2m)

146 Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:30 PM (dGCAG)

Cursed with beauty?

To each his own I guess.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:31 PM (w6AZl)

147 Watching the Senior PGA Tour event in Florida. Some protestors showed up on the grounds holding a sign. Play stopped; fans booed. Thankfully for the protestors, the fan base skews a bit older on the Champions Tour. Those walkers can hurt you but mobility is an issue.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 16, 2024 06:32 PM (byWhc)

148 Some Aussi gal is going for 365 duded in 365 days.

She is currently ahead of schedule
Last week her body count was 70

Posted by: Yo! MAGA at February 16, 2024 06:32 PM (bFbE2)

149 Don't look up their sex habits. Just don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:31 PM (dGCAG)

*mouse drifts toward the Youtube tab*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:32 PM (aD39U)

150 >>Some Aussi gal is going for 365 duded in 365 days.

Does she imagine that is some sort of challenge?

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2024 06:33 PM (zOR5N)

151 So strange that the Sparkle Vampire has a lot of chops.

I guess it proves tgat just cause talent may beat off on you it doesn't mean it will rub off on you.
Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2024 06:31 PM (1Yy3c

He should have won a ton of awards for his role in The Rover.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:33 PM (w6AZl)

152 What is happening? I'm seriously confused all the time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 16, 2024 06:26 PM (MrtV1)
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Why be confused?

I'll make it really easy for you: they don't make sense.

In fact, "sense" is an oppressive normalizing expectation, which of course would be used by the Hetero-normative Patriarchy.

Posted by: Rashida Tlaib at February 16, 2024 06:33 PM (krQz2)

153 Some Aussi gal is going for 365 duded in 365 days.

She is currently ahead of schedule
Last week her body count was 70
Posted by: Yo! MAGA at February 16, 2024 06:32 PM (bFbE2)

She wants some time off for Christmas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 16, 2024 06:33 PM (R4t5M)

154 Some Aussi gal is going for 365 duded in 365 days.

She is currently ahead of schedule
Last week her body count was 70
Posted by: Yo! MAGA at February 16, 2024 06:32 PM (bFbE2)

Her future kids will be so proud.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2024 06:33 PM (1Yy3c)

155 Reminds me of a video I saw of 2 female cops attempting to arrest a male. The male was tall and fit, the 2 cops where shall we say, pleasingly plump and about a foot shorter. The suspect humored them for a couple minutes before easily breaking free of their grasp and literally sprinting away from them. The 2 cops gave chase on foot for a bit, then returned to their patrol car, clearly winded.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 16, 2024 06:34 PM (MeG8a)

156 Posted by: BurtTC at February 16, 2024 06:30 PM (dGCAG)

Cursed with beauty?

To each his own I guess.
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:31 PM (w6AZl)
***

*licks fingers*
*smooths down eyebrows*

I'm ready for my closeup!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:34 PM (W/lyH)

157 And with boobs that would make you not notice that haircut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (di6C2)

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* Carey Lowell has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 16, 2024 06:34 PM (L8Eol)

158
And I'm somebody who thought she used to look hot.
Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2024 06:24 PM (krQz2)

I've seen her in Chanel ads or some sort of ad and she looked pretty. These photos make her look kind of grimy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 16, 2024 06:34 PM (MrtV1)

159 The Chilean women's SWAT team...I think the Southern Waffle Alliance of Tierra del Fuego completely misunderstood the nature of the competition.

Posted by: Paco at February 16, 2024 06:34 PM (njExo)

160 And two or three of them lost their pistols.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 16, 2024 06:25 PM

I heard that if you lose your pistol AND murder a Republican at point blank range, the Capitol Police will give you a promotion!

Maybe they should apply there?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2024 06:35 PM (HlyYF)

161 Kirsten Dunst > Kristen Stewart > Martha Stewart

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 16, 2024 06:35 PM (ycI94)

162
Some Aussi gal is going for 365 duded in 365 days.

She is currently ahead of schedule
Last week her body count was 70

Posted by: Yo! MAGA at February 16, 2024 06:32 PM

Leap year might just make her job impossible.

Posted by: Said No One at February 16, 2024 06:35 PM (nIvob)

163 Why would you want to be on the cover of a magazine looking less than beautiful? If I were on the cover I'd want to look like an 80s supermodel with big hair and in heels, not a dude. Weird.
Posted by: CaliGirl at

-

Go look at the communist goals for conquering the United States. IIRC they were entered into the congressional record in 1963.

We're seeing the culmination of events. It's interesting to read. Giving up the Panama Canal, embracing homosexuality, promoting ugliness, etc

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 16, 2024 06:36 PM (E0bF5)

164 Kristen Stewart is a confused man.

Baby.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2024 06:36 PM (Q4IgG)

165 Kirsten Dunst had great funbags.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 16, 2024 06:37 PM (R4t5M)

166 Heh.
Vampire movies
The best things to come out of the Twilight series were Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed. OK...and Anna Kendrick for an appetizer.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:37 PM (W/lyH)

167 58 Girl, call us!
Posted by: The Subaru Marketing Team at February 16, 2024 06:17 PM (guGkK)

Nah. She's not sporty enough.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2024 06:37 PM (OX9vb)

168 > Kirsten Dunst had great funbags.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I think she still does

Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM (geLO8)

169 @8 I'll never understand why rich conservatives were never willing to buy up some dinosaur media properties,

--------

Remember when Rush tried to buy a stake in the Rams football team, and TPTB moved heaven and earth to block him?

Yeah.

Posted by: junior at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM (erxmd)

170 Judge gave one of the immigrants that beat up the cops $1 bail.

Do you think if I beat up the judge he would agree that my bail should be $1?

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM (w6AZl)

171 Some guy really wants to be number 200 on the fuck a nympho list?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM (7h3oY)

172 Re the SWAT vid. I note at 1:50 the woman poking the muzzle of he rifle into the dirt. Rather bad form, I would say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2024 06:39 PM (XeU6L)

173 Kirsten Dunst had great funbags.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I think she still does
Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM (geLO

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They've probably moved down a bit.

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2024 06:39 PM (krQz2)

174 Kirsten Dunst had great funbags.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I think she still does
Posted by: Don Black

This is encouraging.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 16, 2024 06:39 PM (R4t5M)

175 Watching the Senior PGA Tour event in Florida.

-

Nick Saban was at Phoenix and some local news personality respectfully and seriously asked him, with a straight face, "do you think that if you had one more season to prove yourself at Alabama that you'd have better job opportunities here in the off season?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 16, 2024 06:39 PM (E0bF5)

176 Some guy really wants to be number 200 on the fuck a nympho list?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM (7h3oY)

He probably wouldn't know until he got in there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:39 PM (aD39U)

177 171 Some guy really wants to be number 200 on the fuck a nympho list?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM

I expect there is not much truth in her advertising.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2024 06:40 PM (HlyYF)

178 She isn't doing the gayest thing ever, she's being anti-sexual.

She knows she isn't a good actress and only got her roles by putting out.

Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2024 06:40 PM (SYTee)

179 The House voted to condemn the use of rape as a weapon of war.

The measure passed almost unanimously.

Only one "person" -- Rashid Tlaib -- voted "present," unwilling to condemn Hamas even indirectly for its use of rape as a terror tactic.

Come on, it might be her only shot at getting any action.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 16, 2024 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

180 161 Kirsten Dunst > Kristen Stewart > Martha Stewart
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 16, 2024 06:35 PM (ycI94)

http://tinyurl.com/77jnepsj

Maybe move Martha up a notch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:40 PM (di6C2)

181 Some guy really wants to be number 200 on the fuck a nympho list?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM (7h3oY)

How about Mr. New Year's Eve?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 16, 2024 06:40 PM (R4t5M)

182 180 161 Kirsten Dunst > Kristen Stewart > Martha Stewart
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 16, 2024 06:35 PM (ycI94)

http://tinyurl.com/77jnepsj

Maybe move Martha up a notch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:40 PM (di6C2)

Fo' shizzle...

Posted by: Snoop Dogg at February 16, 2024 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

183 Someone should tell the rich white middleaged lady to get her hand out of her pants. It's really not a good look.

Posted by: AMartel at February 16, 2024 06:42 PM (w8Z2D)

184 172 Re the SWAT vid. I note at 1:50 the woman poking the muzzle of he rifle into the dirt. Rather bad form, I would say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2024 06:39 PM

Think she will clean her rifle before her next range qualification?

Personally, I do NOT want to be standing near her at the range.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2024 06:42 PM (HlyYF)

185 Maybe move Martha up a notch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:40 PM (di6C2)

She knows prison sex now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:42 PM (aD39U)

186 181 Some guy really wants to be number 200 on the fuck a nympho list?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM (7h3oY)

How about Mr. New Year's Eve?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 16, 2024 06:40 PM (R4t5M)

Not fighting a glorious battle, just bayoneting the survivors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:42 PM (di6C2)

187 The thing I remember about Kirsten Dunst when she was in her early 20's or younger ( Spider-Man days) was here interview when she said older guys were gross. Didn't blame her but I thought to myself ' wait until you get older and young guys think you're gross'.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:42 PM (w6AZl)

188 Maybe move Martha up a notch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I debated about it, and almost put in "young Martha Stewart > Kristen Stewart", but i didn't want to dig up photos for reference that no one would trust 😔

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 16, 2024 06:43 PM (ycI94)

189 Kirsten Dunst > Kristen Stewart > Martha Stewart
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 16, 2024 06:35 PM (ycI94)

http://tinyurl.com/77jnepsj

Maybe move Martha up a notch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:40 PM (di6C2)
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A good idea.
A buddy of mine is a journalist who worked for one of the networks for years. He got to interview her a few years back. Said she was...Hawt. In fact, his exact term was smoldering.
Which surprised me because i didn't think he knew what smoldering meant.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:43 PM (W/lyH)

190 >> Some guy really wants to be number 200 on the fuck a nympho list?

"Could you make me 207? ... it was Dad's high score in Bowling."

Posted by: George at February 16, 2024 06:43 PM (zOR5N)

191 The real mystery is why is "Rolling Stone" still around?

I thought they went belly up already.

Even old hippies don't read that shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2024 06:44 PM (R/m4+)

192 Some guy really wants to be number 200 on the fuck a nympho list?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM (7h3oY)

Sponge is so totally fu*ked.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:44 PM (W/lyH)

193 I can think of four 'Ettes that could breeze through that course without even trying.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:45 PM (7h3oY)

194 Which surprised me because i didn't think he knew what smoldering meant.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:43 PM (W/lyH)

I could completely buy it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:45 PM (di6C2)

195 187 The thing I remember about Kirsten Dunst when she was in her early 20's or younger ( Spider-Man days) was here interview when she said older guys were gross. Didn't blame her but I thought to myself ' wait until you get older and young guys think you're gross'.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:42 PM

I know it sounds stupid. However, I think a "normally sexualized" young lady SHOULD think older guys are gross!

Hopefully, things change as she grows older.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2024 06:46 PM (HlyYF)

196 155 Reminds me of a video I saw of 2 female cops attempting to arrest a male. The male was tall and fit, the 2 cops where shall we say, pleasingly plump and about a foot shorter. The suspect humored them for a couple minutes before easily breaking free of their grasp and literally sprinting away from them. The 2 cops gave chase on foot for a bit, then returned to their patrol car, clearly winded.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 16, 2024 06:34 PM

I've seen videos just like that, probably the same video. All I have to say is if I was in danger and being attacked a chick isn't much help unless she shoots the attacker. I'd take any help in that scenario but I'd prefer a man. I would think female cops have to go to deadly weapons a lot quicker than male cops because of body strength.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 16, 2024 06:46 PM (MrtV1)

197 The Week In Woke, Part I

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💡 there is going to be a part ii !

Posted by: runner at February 16, 2024 06:46 PM (V13WU)

198 I got you some fried chicken, I made sure I got a hamburger.

what an asshole he is

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 16, 2024 06:47 PM (NtVYv)

199 runner. yeah, not enough freaks in this one

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:48 PM (7h3oY)

200 Martha gets credit for best aging.

Not as well as Christie Brinkley and Morgan Fairchild and Zombie Raquel Welsh but competitive.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:48 PM (w6AZl)

201 192 Some guy really wants to be number 200 on the fuck a nympho list?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:38 PM (7h3oY)

Sponge is so totally fu*ked.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:44 PM (W/lyH)

I laffed.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2024 06:48 PM (OX9vb)

202 Fourth thread down has our Provincial Rube Seattle Slough making a late appearance. It is amusing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:49 PM (aD39U)

203 know it sounds stupid. However, I think a "normally sexualized" young lady SHOULD think older guys are gross!

Hopefully, things change as she grows older.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2024 06:46 PM (HlyYF)

Not stupid but maybe rude but that's why I said I don't blame her.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 16, 2024 06:49 PM (w6AZl)

204 Some Aussi gal is going for 365 duded in 365 days.
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First!

Posted by: Aussi Moron at February 16, 2024 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

205 Amusing in his Nobody-Here-But-Us-Liberals way.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 16, 2024 06:50 PM (aD39U)

206 NOOOOOD y'all *fires up a blunt*

Posted by: Snoop Dogg at February 16, 2024 06:51 PM (PiwSw)

207 I know it sounds stupid. However, I think a "normally sexualized" young lady SHOULD think older guys are gross!

Hopefully, things change as she grows older.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2024 06:46 PM (HlyYF)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Joe B. from Scanton at February 16, 2024 06:51 PM (5fDan)

208 Shut it down. Aussi Moron wins.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2024 06:52 PM (7h3oY)

209 Ok...
So you are an illegal in this country and you and your buds beat up a couple of NY cops.
You get off.
But Wait! How embarrassing for the NYPD!!!
So you get arrested again and Oh Boy, are they gonna get you!!! Nope. No way! The judge sets the bail at $1.00.
Yup. You read that right. One whole dollar, which under Biden is now about 72 cents.
Fuck You New York!
Just Fuck You!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2024 06:53 PM (W/lyH)

210 Nood, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2024 06:55 PM (di6C2)

211 >>> Some Aussi gal is going for 365 duded in 365 days.

Back in seminary school I was in the elevator lobby drinking beer when a couple of girls from the sister floor came out and while talking to them one of the drunken slags noted that she was sooo horny and had to get laid. Pointed at the other door and said, "Brother floor is right there. Knock on a few doors and maybe you will find one drunk enough to oblige."
Really, just helping out. She didn't take offense at all and her drunken sidekick just laughed.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2024 06:57 PM (cOq4q)

212
Extradite Soros to Hungary. To help heal the US.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2024 07:20 PM (1oXYv)

213 That young woman with the MAGA hat is a real cutie. Glad to see that she found her life mate, and is looking forward to starting a family.
The secret of a long marriage is shared values. I just celebrated my 50th anniversary with my husband (the only one).

Posted by: Linda S Fox at February 17, 2024 08:05 AM (I+Nd2)

214 No matter where you go, no matter what society, what climate, blacks act as parasites. Now why is it they cannot adjust to other societies but always act as degenerates, violent, criminals that contribute nothing but demand much? If you can provide an example that contradicts this I'd be delighted to see it.

Germany, Turkey, Japan, Mexico, Brazil, France, UK, Egypt, Morocco, India, Italy, Cuba, Haiti?

Posted by: Sally at February 17, 2024 07:31 PM (bXvrr)

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