The Fake Morning Report Because Of A Cheese Curd Incident

[Hat Tip: JM]

Well, you'll have to suffer my links instead of Sefton's actual, real, well-thought-out, grown-up news links. He had a cheese-curd accident (really, an explosion), and coupled with that sh*tty fake Manhattan that Wisconsinites drink, it was a near thing. But he will be back, better than ever, after the grafts heal.

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Posted by: CBD at 06:50 AM

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1 Hope J.J. makes it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 06:54 AM (btQjq)

2 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 15, 2024 06:54 AM (k6uu5)

3 Good morning, Mr. Dildo.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 15, 2024 06:55 AM (k6uu5)

4 Happy Birthd... Wait, what???

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 15, 2024 06:56 AM (PiwSw)

5 Well, it's not a Sefton thread...but it'll do for now.

Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 06:58 AM (a1415)

6 Commenting present until read what's going on

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 06:59 AM (fwDg9)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 06:59 AM (T4tVD)

8
I heard that "Fried Cheese Curds' Trots" is a favorite polka of Wisconsin's accordion-playing communities. Do you care to comment on that, JJ?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 07:00 AM (xG4kz)

9 "Firing off more weapons than America buys causes stockpiles to decline quickly."

Because our military now sucks.
Posted by: CBD

Succinct observation of an obvious truth. You have to remember Libs don't understand supply vs. demand. Ever.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 07:02 AM (btQjq)

10
Commenting present until read what's going on
Posted by: Skip

Well, lookee who's putting on his "I only read the content first" airs!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 07:02 AM (xG4kz)

11

Regarding Tomahawks:

" Navy documents indicate that orders from last year are not expected to start delivery until January 2025, at a rate of just five missiles per month."

This is how you lose.

Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2024 07:02 AM (QB+5g)

12 He had a cheese-curd accident (really, an explosion)

*******

Oh dear, I hope he didn't curd his loins!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 07:03 AM (991eG)

13 Good Morning

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:04 AM (ENQN6)

14 Good morning again dear morons and thanks cbd for filling in for poor JJ

Thanks {jewells} for checking in I'm glad you're home

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2024 07:04 AM (RIvkX)

15
Oh dear, I hope he didn't curd his loins!
Posted by: Muldoon

That's a mighty whey-tee concern, Muldoon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 07:05 AM (xG4kz)

16

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 15, 2024 07:06 AM (X4yCj)

17 Always wear an apron when engaging in naked cheese curdling.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 07:07 AM (991eG)

18 String Cheese Incident > Cheese Curd Accident

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2024 07:07 AM (RIvkX)

19 I heard that "Fried Cheese Curds' Trots" is a favorite polka of Wisconsin's accordion-playing communities. Do you care to comment on that, JJ?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot'

If he doesn't yet, salvation is near!

www.stevemeisner.com

Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 07:07 AM (43xH1)

20 Good to know that our Navy is focused on the important issues.

http://tinyurl.com/zhjpkjf5

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:08 AM (a1415)

21 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 15, 2024 07:08 AM (NBVIP)

22 Reading and commenting from 'work'. This getting up and putting on pants every day thing is taking some getting use to.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2024 07:08 AM (DIB8X)

23
I guess the "Kennedy" label has fallen out of favor with the neo-Communist left

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 07:09 AM (xG4kz)

24 A hint as to what this Russian space 'Oh Shit!' might be about.

http://tinyurl.com/5a5kvn4c

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:11 AM (a1415)

25
Whatever building the original version of the US Constitution is housed in, some knuckleheads threw some sort of red substance all over it (it's under glass I believe) then went into some rant about climate change.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 07:11 AM (nIvob)

26 Morning Horde , thx CBD for pinch hitting like "Mota, Manny Mota". Get well JJ.
By the time the money they want to give Ukraine produces any weapons Ukraine might be done. The Russians have been overrunning Uke positions all along the lines. The Uke's did sink another Russian warship, but that isn't going to change the outcome

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 07:11 AM (DgSZ/)

27 Why anyone would order a Manhattan in Janesvill is mysterious to me.
The only, ONLY place in Rock County to get a decent mixed drink like that is at The Mouse Tavern in Beloit.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 07:12 AM (43xH1)

28 Not surprisingly, being a male, Jacques did not just win the high jump competition for girls – he completely destroyed the girls’ record by jumping at 5’1.”

That’s one inch higher than any girl.

And about a foot less than the boys record.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:12 AM (ENQN6)

29 Any water in a bird bath probably is frozen

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 07:12 AM (fwDg9)

30 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Frozen !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 07:13 AM (T4tVD)

31 Reading and commenting from 'work'. This getting up and putting on pants every day thing is taking some getting use to.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2024 07:08 AM (DIB8X)
====
Shaving is the worst part

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2024 07:13 AM (RIvkX)

32 Jewells left this at the end of the tech thread.

"Also wanted to tell you all the PET scan showed great results from the treatment! MRI showed no cancer."

Yes!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:13 AM (a1415)

33 Reading and commenting from 'work'. This getting up and putting on pants every day thing is taking some getting use to.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

I'm *so* glad it's you rather than me, although I felt your pain for years and years.

2 funnies: 1) Saw my VA cardiologist he asked if I'd like my old position back as they can't keep it filled. 2) As we were finishing up setting an appt for a year out he said "next year with a different president"!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 07:13 AM (btQjq)

34 26 Morning Horde , thx CBD for pinch hitting like "Mota, Manny Mota". Get well JJ.
By the time the money they want to give Ukraine produces any weapons Ukraine might be done. The Russians have been overrunning Uke positions all along the lines. The Uke's did sink another Russian warship, but that isn't going to change the outcome
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 07:11 AM (DgSZ/)

So there is a chance the money goes to Russia Russia Russia.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:14 AM (ENQN6)

35 Begun the cheese puns they have.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 15, 2024 07:14 AM (NBVIP)

36 49ers fired their defensive coordinator

elsewise, I got nothin'

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:15 AM (geLO8)

37 The US can only make 5 cruise missiles a month

I thought we were better

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:15 AM (geLO8)

38 Jewells left this at the end of the tech thread.
"Also wanted to tell you all the PET scan showed great results from the treatment! MRI showed no cancer."

Yes!!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

That news is a lot better than anything in CBD's Morning Report!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 07:16 AM (btQjq)

39 South African Gold, Platinum Miners Take Co-Workers Hostage to Force Owners to Recognize Union

I anybody moves the...

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:17 AM (ENQN6)

40 "The US can only make 5 cruise missiles a month

I thought we were better"

You are correct.

We were .

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:17 AM (a1415)

41 "There Will Be Grave Impacts On Democracy If Trump Becomes President".

That's the whole point of electing him.

Viva La Trump!

Moe coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 07:17 AM (JF/W5)

42 kajillions of dollars in defense spending gets us 5 Tomahawks a month

c'mon guys

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:18 AM (geLO8)

43 37 The US can only make 5 cruise missiles a month

I thought we were better
Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:15 AM (geLO

give 1 to Elon and he will be building 50 for the same cost in a year or so

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:18 AM (ENQN6)

44
Epithet, Epitaph, Tomayto, Tomahto - a limerick

Damn JJ! We just got the word
Of the pain that you must have endured
A sad fate indeed
Now your tombstone will read:
"Laid low by a 'sploding cheese curd!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 07:18 AM (991eG)

45 Damn, a Pixy sighting after 7:00am on the tech thread!

Somebody is up late!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:18 AM (a1415)

46 >Jewells left this at the end of the tech thread.
"Also wanted to tell you all the PET scan showed great results from the treatment! MRI showed no cancer."

wonderful news
keep going

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:19 AM (geLO8)

47 A hint as to what this Russian space 'Oh Shit!' might be about.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

What did this guy expect would happen when Bush showed how the US could do take out satellites?
Where was this guy when China showed off their ability to take out satellites?
But now it is an existential threat?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 07:19 AM (btQjq)

48 How are we to know if JJ is really just suffering a massive booze and chocolate hangover from Valentine's Day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:19 AM (3CVIc)

49 Holey Swiss, Batman!

Posted by: Just the punchline at February 15, 2024 07:20 AM (NBVIP)

50 38 Jewells left this at the end of the tech thread.
"Also wanted to tell you all the PET scan showed great results from the treatment! MRI showed no cancer."

Yes!!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

That news is a lot better than anything in CBD's Morning Report!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 07:16 AM (btQjq

Ok, that made me tear up a bit. Praise the Lord!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:20 AM (3CVIc)

51 @39 if the whites ever left South Africa the bloodbath between communists -non communist, tribe v tribe would be a real horror show

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 07:20 AM (DgSZ/)

52 Klaus Schwab: If I look forward we don't want to move into using the fourth industrial revolution into a cold bureaucracy, we don't want to move into a technocracy. What we want to do, we want to move in what I would call a humanocracy, a world where we use technology to use all our human potential and to create even a better world

Better for whom?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:20 AM (ENQN6)

53 >give 1 to Elon and he will be building 50 for the same cost in a year or so

Posted by: rhennigantx

He could build one in a cave, from a box of scraps!

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:20 AM (geLO8)

54 I still can't believe the IC/Derp State really expected anyone to fall for Russian Space Nukes In The Tailpipe Op.

It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Bottom line is that the House Intel Chair needs to be removed for being a either being a useful idiot or a willing participant in this monstrosity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 15, 2024 07:20 AM (XV/Pl)

55 That's great news Jewels!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 07:21 AM (991eG)

56 Mitch McConnell’s Sister-in-Law, Angela Chao Dies in a “Car Wreck”

Wonder who she got crossways of in China?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:21 AM (ENQN6)

57 "What we want to do, we want to move in what I would call a humanocracy, a world where we use technology to use all our human potential and to create even a better world "

And this is how we get Reavers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:22 AM (a1415)

58 To go to work or not, that is the question

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 07:22 AM (fwDg9)

59 He could build one in a cave, from a box of scraps!
Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:20 AM (geLO

That would make a great superhero plot but make it a lesbo gal. Maybe Muslim too.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:22 AM (ENQN6)

60 Hope ya feel better soon JJ !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 07:22 AM (T4tVD)

61 Jewells left this at the end of the tech thread.
"Also wanted to tell you all the PET scan showed great results from the treatment! MRI showed no cancer."

--

This is magnificent news. The best thing I've read here (because everything politically sucks so badly it's incomprehensible) in a looong time! Praise the Lord!

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2024 07:23 AM (mupln)

62 Who died and made you king, Claus?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:23 AM (3CVIc)

63 Thanks for steppin' in CBD !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 07:23 AM (T4tVD)

64
Wonder who she got crossways of in China?
Posted by: rhennigantx

China? It was Hillary!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 07:23 AM (btQjq)

65 Liberal Hivemind, a usually reliable youtube channel, is indicating Trump is leaning toward Ramaswamy as VP.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 15, 2024 07:23 AM (b+7kE)

66 mornin yall. Did the Fed announce that the parade shooter had a ghost gun yet?

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 07:23 AM (vFG9F)

67 Wish it was Mitch who backed into a pond instead of his SIL.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2024 07:24 AM (mupln)

68 Smell the Glove, well we will see that as soon as they finish off the Whites

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 07:24 AM (fwDg9)

69 "Also wanted to tell you all the PET scan showed great results from the treatment! MRI showed no cancer."

--

Thanks for re-posting this. This is fantastic news.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 07:24 AM (XlZ2m)

70
Today, the original copy of the Constitution is kept in the National Archives Building in Washington, DC. The Constitution is stored alongside the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights. The room that displays these three pivotal documents is called the Rotunda for the Charters of Freedom.

FYI In case it's ever the Final Jeopardy question.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 07:24 AM (nIvob)

71 Also wanted to tell you all the PET scan showed great results from the treatment! MRI showed no cancer

Great news!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 07:24 AM (j++Y7)

72
52 Klaus Schwab: If I look forward we don't want to move into using the fourth industrial revolution into a cold bureaucracy, we don't want to move into a technocracy. What we want to do, we want to move in what I would call a humanocracy, a world where we use technology to use all our human potential and to create even a better world

Mighty fond of "-cracy"s, aren't you "Karl"?

You'd better get your argle-bargle generator checked.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 07:24 AM (xG4kz)

73 I'd love to see Ramalamadingdong as the VP.

He's one snarky SOB.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:25 AM (3CVIc)

74 For what purpose does the senator from Raytheon rise?

Posted by: The senator from Lockheed Martin at February 15, 2024 07:25 AM (NBVIP)

75 lol.. I guess I'll move up here with everyone else. Thanks for reposting AZ. I was just so happy to see such a positive report. My oncologist came by to see me in the hospital and he said he may reduce the drugs a bit. I think he' worried. Not sure he's buying the UTI thing. I have had a very bad reaction every time after treatment.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 15, 2024 07:25 AM (iF0sF)

76 To go to work or not, that is the question
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 07:22 AM (fwDg9)

Well ya can't stand around yodeling all day !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 07:25 AM (T4tVD)

77 "Did the Fed announce that the parade shooter had a ghost gun yet?"

Not yet.

They are still working on photoshopping the ashes onto the suspects foreheads for the mug shots.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:25 AM (a1415)

78 66 Ghost gun with an extended magazine, shoulder brace, one of those thingys that make it go rock n roll, all bought at an Indiana gun show.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 07:26 AM (0EOe9)

79 'Trump Ramaswamy'

nah, you can't dance to it
pick someone with a not-funny name

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:26 AM (geLO8)

80 75 lol.. I guess I'll move up here with everyone else. Thanks for reposting AZ. I was just so happy to see such a positive report. My oncologist came by to see me in the hospital and he said he may reduce the drugs a bit. I think he' worried. Not sure he's buying the UTI thing. I have had a very bad reaction every time after treatment.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 15, 2024 07:25 AM (iF0sF)

Best damn news we've heard in years, hun. So grateful to God!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:26 AM (3CVIc)

81 I assumed the new RUSSIA!!! silliness had to do with the election. I know it's an attempt to further the whole Ukraine money laundering operation, but with the election coming up it has to involve it to some degree, too. Shutting down internet because it's so insecure and only mail in voting, maybe?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 07:27 AM (XlZ2m)

82 yay Fen

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:27 AM (ENQN6)

83 The state of the zeitgeist, Tom Luongo.

https://coffeeandamike.com/tom-luongo-743/

This is both an optimistic and realistic take on the day. You can download the mp3 and listen offline.

Covers: Culture, Tucker/Putin, Obama and Worf, Crats, Musk, twitter and the business model for it, Philip K Dick.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at February 15, 2024 07:27 AM (+xYe0)

84 That's great news Jewels. May the trend continue.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 07:27 AM (vFG9F)

85 79 'Trump Ramaswamy'

nah, you can't dance to it
pick someone with a not-funny name
Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:26 AM (geLO

They'll probably go with 'Trump/Vivek'

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 15, 2024 07:27 AM (b+7kE)

86 Thanks AlaBAMA.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 15, 2024 07:27 AM (iF0sF)

87 79 'Trump Ramaswamy'

nah, you can't dance to it
pick someone with a not-funny name
Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:26 AM (geLO8

Trump -Vivek 2024

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:27 AM (3CVIc)

88 I can't get to the PA special election article at Epoch Times because it's paywalled, but I just have to shake my head. My only conclusion is that people still don't get just how dire everything is and/or simply do not care. So now the commie Democrats have control of the House. Way to go, voters. It's not like the fate of everything at this point hangs in the balance or anything...

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2024 07:28 AM (mupln)

89 I think he' worried. Not sure he's buying the UTI thing. I have had a very bad reaction every time after treatment.
Posted by: jewells45

The honor goes to VIA, I copied and commented...

I administered a bunch of those meds to many Vets, they are all nasty.
I'm so glad you're doing better (and think your Dr. is right).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 07:28 AM (btQjq)

90 @75 jewells great to hear, keep fighting, praying for you

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 07:28 AM (DgSZ/)

91 I'd never considered it before, but do urban populations have ghost guns or do they get ghozt gunz?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 07:28 AM (XlZ2m)

92 AOC: There Will Be 'Grave Impacts' on Democracy If Trump Becomes President

Sure sounds like a threat to me

.. or Democrats will start destroying cemeteries

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 07:28 AM (tyM+O)

93 China? It was Hillary!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
----------------

~shifty eyes~

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 15, 2024 07:29 AM (X4yCj)

94 AOC: There Will Be 'Grave Impacts' on Democracy If Trump Becomes President

--

In our republic?

I'm already voting for him, so you can stop selling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 07:29 AM (XlZ2m)

95 I'd love to see Ramalamadingdong as the VP.
He's one snarky SOB.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:25 AM (3CVIc)

Concur. Plus the smell of garlic and curry powder will send the media smooth brains into a frothy mouthed frenzy.

Trump/Ramaslamadingdong 2024...This Time It's Personal.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 07:29 AM (JF/W5)

96 92 AOC: There Will Be 'Grave Impacts' on Democracy If Trump Becomes President

I agree. They'll all come from you and your ilk.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 15, 2024 07:30 AM (b+7kE)

97 morning horde

GREAT! news Jewells. that's fantastic.

get better JJ, nothing worse than being sick on your birfday

and i've read the content, but the coffee is ready, so i guess it's time for more comments...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 15, 2024 07:31 AM (nXhwP)

98 AOC: There Will Be 'Grave Impacts' on Democracy If Trump Becomes President

I agree. They'll all come from you and your ilk.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Yup, obviously a call to BLM and pantifa...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 07:31 AM (btQjq)

99
Soros/Abedin

Putting it on my Bingo card as long shot

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 07:32 AM (nIvob)

100 @75 jewells great to hear, keep fighting, praying for you
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 07:28 AM (DgSZ/)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 07:32 AM (T4tVD)

101 How did this muppet find a bad cheese curd in Wisco?

Posted by: Gomjabber at February 15, 2024 07:32 AM (gx8aE)

102 So all of the dirt on PDT from Obama is now collected.
It is sitting there for PDT to read and distribute.
It will show at the Dems and 20% of the Repubs worked against PDT in starting 2015 with even bigger pushes in 2019 and 2020.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:32 AM (ENQN6)

103 PDT and Vivek, riding down Pennsylvania Ave on Inauguration Day in a howdah atop a festooned elephant.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 07:33 AM (0EOe9)

104 "I assumed the new RUSSIA!!! silliness had to do with the election"

I'm way more worried about the criminals, terrorists, and enemy agent coming across the border than that pathetic scare attempt from the real enemies of the country, the Democrat party and it's disgusting socialist Marxist commie rat bastard members.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 07:33 AM (vFG9F)

105 On my final bottle of colon prep!

Colonoscopy starts right after lunch. I hope the doctor doesn't have martinis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:33 AM (3CVIc)

106 Hunter Biden’s legal team still trying to claim ‘lap top from hell’ isn’t his

Judging by the tone of the new prosecution filings, miracles might happen. Hunter could end up being treated like every other poor schmuck without a powerful daddy — although I wouldn’t bet your house on it.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 07:34 AM (tyM+O)

107
Colonoscopy starts right after lunch. I hope the doctor doesn't have martinis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

I hope it is someone else's lunch!
Good luck!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 07:34 AM (btQjq)

108 I'm starting to worry about JJ. This bug is vicious and levels you for weeks. I lost ten pounds and Morons who have seen me know I didn't have them to spare.

I'm still fightjing it but starting to win the battle. I drowned it in orange juice....like half a gallon some days. Once I had the strength to make it to the kitchen I added bone broth.

JJ, Zammex_USA. But if keeping kosher is important we'll have to do some research.

Hugs.

Posted by: creeper at February 15, 2024 07:35 AM (cTCuP)

109 "Colonoscopy starts right after lunch."

Nope....that's not how this works.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:35 AM (a1415)

110 Not a fan of the Marxists Democracy

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 07:35 AM (fwDg9)

111 Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2024 07:13 AM (RIvkX)

There'll be no shaving. I just trim the beard and 'stache to keep it in check. I have to keep it suitable for Christmas lights.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 15, 2024 07:35 AM (DIB8X)

112 103 PDT and Vivek, riding down Pennsylvania Ave on Inauguration Day in a howdah atop a festooned elephant.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 07:33 AM (0EOe9

I love it. I really want to see Melania in a saree.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:36 AM (3CVIc)

113 Ah.. well then thanks to VIA.
And to all of you for your payers. They are working!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 15, 2024 07:36 AM (iF0sF)

114 lol. I haven't eaten since 6 pm on the 13th.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:36 AM (3CVIc)

115 Some excellent writings by CDR Salamander about our munitions situation.

http://tinyurl.com/3w7f53uf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:37 AM (a1415)

116 Good luck AlaBAMA.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 15, 2024 07:37 AM (iF0sF)

117 >>This is magnificent news. The best thing I've read here (because everything politically sucks so badly it's incomprehensible) in a looong time! Praise the Lord!

Great news for jewells.

If anything I'm more optimistic about our politics than I have been in a long time. For years, decades, we have been sleepwalking toward tyranny without even knowing it. We kept thinking if we just elected the right candidate from the choices we were given somehow the craziness would stop but it never did. It just got worse.

Now the truth is coming out into the open. There really is a deep state controlling our government and it is being exposed. Slowly but it's happening.

It's going to be a messy fight but at least the enemy is finally coming into focus and more and more people are seeing it every day.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 07:37 AM (LkLld)

118 110 Not a fan of the Marxists Democracy
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 07:35 AM (fwDg9)

Interesting that you have peaceful votes for Marxism but civil wars to get a Republic.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:38 AM (ENQN6)

119 {{creeper}}!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 15, 2024 07:38 AM (iF0sF)

120 116 Good luck AlaBAMA.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 15, 2024 07:37 AM (iF0sF

TY!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:38 AM (3CVIc)

121 jewell's

I can't wait to tell Mrs VIA the news!

With so much cancer news in our lives, she asks about you often.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:38 AM (a1415)

122 Good luck AlaBAMA.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 07:38 AM (T4tVD)

123 Putin Says Russia Is Close to Creating Cancer Vaccines

.. is Putin winning the cancer “moonshot” ?

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 07:38 AM (tyM+O)

124 Don't want Vivek at this point. Needs to show me who he really is first.
Start him out as atfe head. We'll see how well he runs roughshod there. If he does well there, then over to the fib.
Lather, rinse, etc

Posted by: TeeJ at February 15, 2024 07:39 AM (o3xwr)

125 A fake Morning Report is still more factual than the actual news.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 07:39 AM (7fElN)

126 122 Good luck AlaBAMA.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

Seconded !
Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 07:38 AM (T4tVD

*points finger gun at JT*

*winks

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:39 AM (3CVIc)

127 Nvidia market cap threatens Alphabet after overtaking Amazon

I suppose the question now is - does Nvidia understand that AI is fake and ghey so they're banking the money they're making and pushing improvements in non-AI products or, like Intel before them, convinced that the good times will go on forever.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 07:39 AM (z99Zw)

128 I'm looking for examples of legendary 'bad music' to provide to the E. Europe colleague and found the incredible Lawrence Welk Show 'Tribute To Walt Disney' from 1973.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izR5UhGCsyY

Wow. Wowser. Wow. Just... words fail me.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 15, 2024 07:40 AM (43xH1)

129 Mornin’, All.

So, between this, the Art Thread, and the Morning Rant, are we going to have 3 CBD threads in a row?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 07:40 AM (9yWhg)

130 If Ramaswamy is on the ticket, ethnically Indian Americans are going to see a bewildering wave of open racism they've never experienced in this country.

It'll be nice and weird. Lots of articles like "The Fascist Roots of Hindu Theology," and "The Terrifying Link Between Vindaloo and Psychopathy," and "Brahma Bullshit: America's Emerging Caste System."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 07:40 AM (0FoWg)

131 Musk Says SpaceX Has Moved State Of Incorporation To Texas Amid Feud With Delaware.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 07:40 AM (tyM+O)

132 123 Putin Says Russia Is Close to Creating Cancer Vaccines

.. is Putin winning the cancer “moonshot” ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 07:38 AM (tyM+O)

It is about time someone other than American fund the bills for research.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:40 AM (ENQN6)

133 Love that picture LMAO!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 07:41 AM (RXyKO)

134 "or, like Intel before them, convinced that the good times will go on forever."

????

Posted by: IBM at February 15, 2024 07:41 AM (a1415)

135 "Brahma Bullshit: America's Emerging Caste System."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 07:40 AM (0FoWg)

It is called DEI. And it is a caste system.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:41 AM (ENQN6)

136 123 Putin Says Russia Is Close to Creating Cancer Vaccines

.. is Putin winning the cancer “moonshot” ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 07:38 AM (tyM+O)

*puts on tinfoil hat*

I honestly believe our folks could solve it but it's too profitable not to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:41 AM (3CVIc)

137 Boker Tov Patriots

This crap about nukes in space in so yesterday's news.

Sure the Ruskies are looking into it. So are the Chicoms. And if we are not looking into it and the defense for it, then all the people at the Pentagon should be in Leavenworth.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2024 07:42 AM (pVWRI)

138 Heading to work, at least it's not a hour and half away

Forward Dog 9 out

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 07:42 AM (fwDg9)

139 Democracy dies in Delaware.

Posted by: As any school child can tell you at February 15, 2024 07:43 AM (NBVIP)

140 I suppose the question now is - does Nvidia understand that AI is fake and ghey so they're banking the money they're making and pushing improvements in non-AI products or, like Intel before them, convinced that the good times will go on forever.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 07:39 AM (z99Zw

The outlook for IT spending on AI is massive. That's what's driving this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:43 AM (3CVIc)

141 Has the Russia/China coalition taken over our military bean counters, and slowly emptied our magazines, and destroyed our ability to plus-up our missile/ammo production?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:43 AM (a1415)

142 Yonder Horde

Feel better J.J.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 07:44 AM (Q4IgG)

143 "I assumed the new RUSSIA!!! silliness had to do with the election"

I'm way more worried about the criminals, terrorists, and enemy agent coming across the border than that pathetic scare attempt from the real enemies of the country, the Democrat party and it's disgusting socialist Marxist commie rat bastard members.
Posted by: fd

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Good point. It's hard to imagine a country willingly importing people specifically to destabilize both the economy and safety, but we're watching it as we speak. It's crazy to realize that, and laughable after the whole 9/11 theater.

And like the J6 kitchen timer backup plan, they don't necessarily even need for anything to happen. Just to have the premise that it could occur so that they can make whatever needs to happen appear to happen for public consumption.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 07:44 AM (XlZ2m)

144 Stay safe Skip !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 07:44 AM (T4tVD)

145 *puts on tinfoil hat*

I honestly believe our folks could solve it but it's too profitable not to.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:41 AM (3CVIc)

Hey -- you stole MY tinfoil hat!

Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 07:45 AM (pfJ3J)

146 >>Putin Says Russia Is Close to Creating Cancer Vaccines

It's funny because Obama tasked Biden with finding a cure for cancer in, like, at least three of his State of the Union speeches (and it was a line stolen from freakin' West Wing to boot). And Biden has since made "I will cure cancer" part of his campaign speeches - think he actually believes he can do.

I would be just as amused if this was some sort of Biden trolling as opposed to really having a cancel vaccine because, heck, we are living in such weird times.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 07:45 AM (RXyKO)

147 Klaus Schwab: If I look forward we don't want to move into using the fourth industrial revolution into a cold bureaucracy, we don't want to move into a technocracy. What we want to do, we want to move in what I would call a humanocracy, a world where we use technology to use all our human potential and to create even a better world

Better for whom?

When they invent new words and phrases (e.g. "Food Desert", "Undocumented Americans") understand that they are lying about performing some new hideous, sadistic and self-serving evil.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 15, 2024 07:45 AM (IBtD/)

148 >>>Putin Says Russia Is Close to Creating Cancer Vaccines

From the good folks who brought you Chernobyl

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:46 AM (geLO8)

149 Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:33 AM (3CVIc)

====
You sound as if you're enjoying it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2024 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

150 Mornin’, All.

So, between this, the Art Thread, and the Morning Rant, are we going to have 3 CBD threads in a row?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 07:40 AM (9yWhg)

Would that be a TRIPLE ended dildo??

Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 07:47 AM (pfJ3J)

151 https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/385245

Report: Biden quickly advancing plan for Palestinian state

What a dumb cunt. Reward the palestinians for a massacre. Holy Fuckin Christ. This Neville Chamberlain appeasement level

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 15, 2024 07:47 AM (pVWRI)

152 >>And like the J6 kitchen timer backup plan, they don't necessarily even need for anything to happen. Just to have the premise that it could occur so that they can make whatever needs to happen appear to happen for public consumption.

It's already happening. There are organized criminal gangs of illegal working the streets of NYC as we speak. Probably in other cities as well.

Certainly at low levels but with the no prosecution laws that are in effect in Soros cities it is going to have an effect.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 07:47 AM (LkLld)

153 You sound as if you're enjoying it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2024 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

A cup of laughter helps the medicine go down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (3CVIc)

154 On Friday, William Bock III, a former general counsel for the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency and a lawyer with an impressive resume, resigned from his post at the NCAA, citing the organization’s refusal to protect girls’ sports.

Bock has served in the role for eight years and still has more than a year in his current term. But Bock has chosen to stand up for women and said he can no longer stomach the organization’s radical policies.

Damn A Real Man!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (ENQN6)

155 Klaus Schwab: If I look forward we don't want to move into using the fourth industrial revolution into a cold bureaucracy, we don't want to move into a technocracy. What we want to do, we want to move in what I would call a humanocracy, a world where we use technology to use all our human potential and to create even a better world

Better for whom?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:20 AM (ENQN6)
---
These lunatics are intent on creating a "Thousand Year Reich" where they--or their heirs--are the immortal god-kings that will rule over humanity for all eternity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (7fElN)

156 It's funny because Obama tasked Biden with finding a cure for cancer in, like, at least three of his State of the Union speeches (and it was a line stolen from freakin' West Wing to boot). And Biden has since made "I will cure cancer" part of his campaign speeches - think he actually believes he can do.

In all seriousness, the mRNA concoctions were supposed to be the technology to usher in cancer curing pharmaceuticals. Biden heard the elevator pitch, was given the "task" of staying aware of any progress, and like Al Gore and his claim to invent the internet, they somehow write themselves into the story.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (IBtD/)

157 "Would that be a TRIPLE ended dildo??"

Yeh...now THAT'S a visual that I didn't need this morning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (a1415)

158 Doesn't NVidia make chips that are also used in "Bitcoin mining?" Or whatever they do to "make" Bitcoin. AI is big, but so is, or was, this mining thing for Bitcoin.

Dunno. Been out of the professional IT biz for years...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (Q4IgG)

159 Whatever building the original version of the US Constitution is housed in, some knuckleheads threw some sort of red substance all over it (it's under glass I believe) then went into some rant about climate change.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 07:11 AM (nIvob)

Take them outside, hand them a knife, and suggest seppuku is an honorable way to begin to address their concerns.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (z99Zw)

160 A cup of laughter helps the medicine go down.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (3CVIc)

Do not mix laughter with colon blow!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (ENQN6)

161 These lunatics are intent on creating a "Thousand Year Reich" where they--or their heirs--are the immortal god-kings that will rule over humanity for all eternity.

Every generation has its lunatics who see themselves as the successor to Nebuchadnezzar.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 15, 2024 07:49 AM (IBtD/)

162 160 A cup of laughter helps the medicine go down.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (3CVIc)

Do not mix laughter with colon blow!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (ENQN6)

ROFL. I'm not kidding. It almost got me last night!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:50 AM (3CVIc)

163 Though maybe not... Silicon Valley is the source of the deliberately engineered atmosphere of free-floating aggression, and the catalyst for its concentration into the periodic spasms of mindless hatred that grip this country several times a year. And it's a heavily Indian company town, so they may decline to use their mind control apparatus to viciously attack Vivek day in and day out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 07:50 AM (0FoWg)

164 Yeh...now THAT'S a visual that I didn't need this morning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (a1415)

*big toothy grin*

You're welcome!!

Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 07:51 AM (pfJ3J)

165 "Do not mix laughter with colon blow!"

Ask your doctor if colon blow is right for you.

See your doctor if you have a colon blow that lasts longer than four hours.

Do not operate machinery while taking colon blow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:51 AM (a1415)

166 Don't want Vivek at this point. Needs to show me who he really is first.
Posted by: TeeJ

I don't know what to think of Vivek. He seems like a good egg when he flames the propaganda outlets, but...*stage whisper* he's Hindu. I haven't sussed out what I think about that. Better than a headchopper I guess.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 15, 2024 07:52 AM (a6z9v)

167 >some knuckleheads threw some sort of red substance all over it (it's under glass I believe)

----

oh it's well-protected
(things I learned from National Treasure)

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:52 AM (geLO8)

168 Good point. It's hard to imagine a country willingly importing people specifically to destabilize both the economy and safety, but we're watching it as we speak. It's crazy to realize that, and laughable after the whole 9/11 theater.

And like the J6 kitchen timer backup plan, they don't necessarily even need for anything to happen. Just to have the premise that it could occur so that they can make whatever needs to happen appear to happen for public consumption.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 07:44 AM (XlZ2m)

COVID lockdowns only affected citizens. Not illegals. Or B(urn)L(oot)M(urder).

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:52 AM (ENQN6)

169 the stamp:

LOL zero sense

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 07:53 AM (KpWJP)

170 ROFL. I'm not kidding. It almost got me last night!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:50 AM (3CVIc)
ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:53 AM (ENQN6)

171 The Uke's did sink another Russian warship, but that isn't going to change the outcome
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 07:11 AM (DgSZ/)

The Ukes claim to have sunk two. A forty-something year old corvette and a sixty-something year old landing ship. AFAIK, neither has been confirmed and there have been previous Uke naval success reports in the past which have turned out to be incorrect. Incorrect as in the ship said to have been destroyed is subsequently seen, undamaged, in port.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 07:53 AM (z99Zw)

172 My take on Vivek is the same as my take on Trump.

Insert the people who can do the most damage to the entrenched.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:53 AM (3CVIc)

173 >some knuckleheads threw some sort of red substance all over it (it's under glass I believe)

--

At the bare minimum, they should have their faces shoved in a pile of steaming dog crap.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2024 07:53 AM (mupln)

174 I'm assuming Russia isn't a Pfizer affiliate. It would be interesting if they develop some sort of inexpensive and readily available cancer treatment that actually cures it and doesn't just establish a costly subscription plan for the user.

Because if COVID taught you anything, it should be that last part.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 07:53 AM (XlZ2m)

175 PDT and Vivek, riding down Pennsylvania Ave on Inauguration Day in a howdah atop a festooned elephant.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 07:33 AM (0EOe9)

Wow! That would be awesome!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 07:54 AM (JF/W5)

176 158 Doesn't NVidia make chips that are also used in "Bitcoin mining?" Or whatever they do to "make" Bitcoin. AI is big, but so is, or was, this mining thing for Bitcoin.

Dunno. Been out of the professional IT biz for years...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 07:48 AM (Q4IgG)

yes

and used to create AI

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:54 AM (ENQN6)

177 >>I honestly believe our folks could solve it but it's too profitable not to.

As the CEO of a company I used to work for liked to say, "The best revenue is recurring revenue." Why purchase the product once when you can get them to pay an annual subscription to use it?

I imagine with pharmaceuticals it's better to create a drug one takes for life (trans hormones, ADHD meds, annual vaccines, Ozempic, etc.) than a one-time use (chemo and/or a better cancer treatment).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 07:54 AM (RXyKO)

178 It's already happening. There are organized criminal gangs of illegal working the streets of NYC as we speak. Probably in other cities as well.

... and the billions of dollars worth of weapons that fell off the truck on the way to Ukraine, or left in the fields of Afghanistan.

I'm sure, just like Fast n' Furious, weapons aided by wet units of the CIA, DEA, FBI, DHS et al, ~~will find~~ have found their way into the hands of the million man army that the Biden junta has been importing.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 15, 2024 07:54 AM (IBtD/)

179 "It would be interesting if they develop some sort of inexpensive and readily available cancer treatment that actually cures it and doesn't just establish a costly subscription plan for the user. "

Better yet, if it's based on an existing horse dewormer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:55 AM (a1415)

180 >>Because if COVID taught you anything, it should be that last part.

"Yup."
-- Cheap, readily available Ivermectin

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 07:55 AM (RXyKO)

181 Good morning, Horde. Sadly not the weekend but at least I'm working from home today.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 15, 2024 07:56 AM (lXCUP)

182 Better yet, if it's based on an existing horse dewormer.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:55 AM (a1415)

We were for Ivermectin before we were against Ivermectin, which we're now for! - The MSM

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:57 AM (3CVIc)

183 “Specific issue-related concerns account for the largest share of Biden critics’ explanations for disapproving of his job performance. Immigration is the most top of mind, at 19%. The next highest is his handling of the economy (9%), followed by inflation (5%),” Gallup said.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:57 AM (ENQN6)

184
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 15, 2024 07:58 AM (bEb2S)

185 "Yup."
-- Cheap, readily available Ivermectin
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 07:55 AM (RXyKO)

There are at least 15 cancer research projects based on Ivermectin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:58 AM (ENQN6)

186 at the Amazon (Breitbart) article, a chance cut-off in the title of a "Most Popular" article yields this amusement:

House Impeaches
Mayorkas, 1st
Cabinet Member
Impeached in Nearly
8,298 comments

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 07:59 AM (KpWJP)

187 These lunatics are intent on creating a "Thousand Year Reich" where they--or their heirs--are the immortal god-kings that will rule over humanity for all eternity.

Every generation has its lunatics who see themselves as the successor to Nebuchadnezzar.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 15, 2024 07:49 AM (IBtD/)

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 07:59 AM (T4tVD)

188 >>What we want to do, we want to move in what I would call a humanocracy, a world where we use technology to use all our human potential and to create even a better world

He means TRANSHUMANISM.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:00 AM (RXyKO)

189 @166 - Blutarski

I know what I think about that. See John Jay's take on who are the only types that we have a duty to elect to public office.
Hinduism is purely satanic.

Posted by: TeeJ at February 15, 2024 08:00 AM (o3xwr)

190 See your doctor if you have a colon blow that lasts longer than four hours.

Do not operate machinery while taking colon blow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:51 AM (a1415)

both good points of advice, regardless of laugh factor...

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 15, 2024 08:00 AM (nXhwP)

191 'festooned'
you don't see that one a lot- it's a good word

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:00 AM (geLO8)

192 I saw Cheese Curd Incident open for Meatloaf at the Garden in '92.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 15, 2024 08:00 AM (Wnv9h)

193 The fire cheese in kilns? Who knew?

Posted by: The Crack National Anthem at February 15, 2024 08:00 AM (VkYyi)

194 Oh, my! CBD doing the fake Morning Report-then a CBD Art Thread, then a minimalist CBD Morning Rant! It will be a CBD overdose! Maybe Kris will save us!

Posted by: This House Sho' Gone Crazy! at February 15, 2024 08:01 AM (V5BDR)

195 Those folks who invited illegal criminals into their homes are going to be sorry when they wake up dead.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

196 188 >>What we want to do, we want to move in what I would call a humanocracy, a world where we use technology to use all our human potential and to create even a better world

He means TRANSHUMANISM.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:00 AM (RXyKO)

This. It means chip time for tracking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:01 AM (3CVIc)

197 >>There are at least 15 cancer research projects based on Ivermectin.

Really? Wow.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:01 AM (RXyKO)

198 I wonder if JJ was anywhere near Miss Muffet when the curd accident occurred? Rumor has it that little Miss Muffet eats lots of curds, along with whey of course. She’s afraid of spiders….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:02 AM (gqhqp)

199 Russian President Putin says he would prefer President Joe Biden remain in the White House following the U.S. election.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:03 AM (2yu8s)

200 Do you cook curds in a pressure cooker?

Wisconsinites are weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:03 AM (3CVIc)

201 AOC: There Will Be 'Grave Impacts' on Democracy If Trump Becomes President

Count: Turgidity status?

Sir, Circulation Room reports turgidity at 94%. 105% is possible, but not recommended.

Count: Go to 105% turgidity.

Aye, sir!

Posted by: Count Ramius de Monet at February 15, 2024 08:03 AM (4I/2K)

202 “Specific issue-related concerns account for the largest share of Biden critics’ explanations for disapproving of his job performance. Immigration is the most top of mind, at 19%. The next highest is his handling of the economy (9%), followed by inflation (5%),” Gallup said.

Its like trying to assess what is the most damaging as one gets beaten by a mob of violent feral yutes: Is it the repeated kicks to the head, bashed in the groin, repeated punches to the gut, ankles being stomped on, the cracked ribs or the knife in the kidneys?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 15, 2024 08:03 AM (IBtD/)

203 A hint as to what this Russian space 'Oh Shit!' might be about.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

But now it is an existential threat?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 07:19 AM (btQjq)

This is entirely an op - as are all things in the modern world - designed to have the public clamor for the House to send billions more dollars that we don't have to "Ukraine" so a bunch of politicians on both sides of the Atlantic can buy yet another luxury home.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:04 AM (z99Zw)

204 199 Russian President Putin says he would prefer President Joe Biden remain in the White House following the U.S. election.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:03 AM (2yu8s)

In the basement. In chains.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:04 AM (KpWJP)

205 Immigration is the most top of mind, at 19%.

--

Don't know that I've ever seen that phrase written before.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:04 AM (XlZ2m)

206 Don't whey me down.

Posted by: Miss Muffet at February 15, 2024 08:05 AM (NBVIP)

207 ts like trying to assess what is the most damaging as one gets beaten by a mob of violent feral yutes: Is it the repeated kicks to the head, bashed in the groin, repeated punches to the gut, ankles being stomped on, the cracked ribs or the knife in the kidneys?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

--

What demographic youth is the important question there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:05 AM (XlZ2m)

208 BTW… Tony Bobulinsky did not kill himself. Neither did RFK Jr….

If they give Nikki secret service protection but not RFK… how could they possibly justify that?? Especially with the history of Jr’s dad and uncle…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:05 AM (gqhqp)

209 h, my! CBD doing the fake Morning Report-then a CBD Art Thread, then a minimalist CBD Morning Rant! It will be a CBD overdose! Maybe Kris will save us!
Posted by: This House Sho' Gone Crazy! at February 15, 2024 08:01 AM (V5BDR)

We could do a helluva lot WORSE than CBD !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 08:05 AM (T4tVD)

210 I'm old enough to remember when cynicism was a hobby, not a way of life.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:06 AM (991eG)

211 205 Immigration is the most top of mind, at 19%.

--

Don't know that I've ever seen that phrase written before.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:04 AM (XlZ2m)

183 “Specific issue-related concerns account for the largest share of Biden critics’ explanations for disapproving of his job performance. Immigration is the most top of mind, at 19%. The next highest is his handling of the economy (9%), followed by inflation (5%),” Gallup said.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:57 AM (ENQN6)

KJP has said it.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:06 AM (KpWJP)

212 Miss Muffet, She’s afraid of spiders….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
----------------

So,, Miss Muffet is AtC then

LETS DANCE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHGXwQeUk7M

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 15, 2024 08:06 AM (X4yCj)

213 NY Post says "The size and caliber of the weapon is still unknown."

There's a picture of it. Here's a clue. It has a thing that goes up.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:06 AM (vFG9F)

214 These fucking retards will figure things out when a family is ass-raped and has their throats slit in the front yard that housing illegals was a bad idea.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 08:06 AM (R4t5M)

215 206 Don't whey me down.
Posted by: Miss Muffet at February 15, 2024 08:05 AM (NBVIP)

You're gonna milk that for all it's worth.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:06 AM (KpWJP)

216 210 I'm old enough to remember when cynicism was a hobby, not a way of life.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:06 AM (991eG)

Yeah, and gas used to be under a buck a gallon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:06 AM (3CVIc)

217 Cinnamon crunch 🍩 from Winchell's with my morning ☕

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:07 AM (geLO8)

218 >>>Donkey-Chompers may be the stupidest person in our federal government
========
Sounds like a threat.

The peons cannot be trusted, she obviously believes, if they're going to shitcan the junta and bring back Bad Orange Man.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 15, 2024 08:07 AM (Ephwj)

219 Don't whey me down.
Posted by: Miss Muffet at February 15, 2024 08:05 AM (NBVIP)

Bruce!

Posted by: ELO at February 15, 2024 08:07 AM (4I/2K)

220 Mitch McConnell’s Sister-in-Law, Angela Chao Dies in a “Car Wreck”

Wonder who she got crossways of in China?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:21 AM (ENQN6)

It has been suggested that it was a love letter to several Senators who might have been unsure about the wisdoms of setting more money on fire viz-a-viz Ukraine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:07 AM (z99Zw)

221 Humanocracy?

What are you gonna call your central bank, the Human Fund?

You fake ass creepity ass bond villain lookin ass old and pudgy ass fraud.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2024 08:08 AM (VoAdT)

222 If you ever think you might be getting to cynical, you're wrong.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 08:08 AM (0FoWg)

223 Massachusetts couple volunteers to host migrants, four show up an hour later: ‘We really knew nothing’

@Fox

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:08 AM (geLO8)

224 Imagine Gallup's problem, trying to explain which raging dumpster fire is the worst one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 15, 2024 08:09 AM (0bpPp)

225 "Donkey-Chompers may be the stupidest person in our federal government "

Sadly....no, she isn't.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:09 AM (a1415)

226 191 'festooned'
you don't see that one a lot- it's a good word
Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:00 AM (geLO

It would be less than 8 hours before a news agency would take the pic and transpose it to the border saying they were hunting illegals.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:09 AM (ENQN6)

227 ‘We really knew nothing’

You are about to get an education.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:09 AM (vFG9F)

228 Regarding the shooting at the Chiefs SB parade… I read everywhere that police has 3 people in custody but not a hint of their names or any descriptions…. Multiple people involved hints at an organized terrorist angle but who knows it’s way too early. But it’s not too early for the press and pols to scream “too many guns!!!”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:10 AM (gqhqp)

229 A Massachusetts couple who volunteered to take in illegal immigrants was surprised when a family of four showed up at the doorstep less than an hour after signing up.

"I was like, I have to get sheets on the beds. How many people are coming? Where are they from? What ages? We really knew nothing," Jessica told WBZ News on Friday.

No backsies! Your new family members are here to stay.

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:10 AM (geLO8)

230 The manufacturing of cheese curds is a cottage industry.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:10 AM (991eG)

231 >>Immigration is the most top of mind, at 19%.
--
>>Don't know that I've ever seen that phrase written before.

A failed attempt at avoiding a negative.
She's an idiot.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:10 AM (RXyKO)

232 Prayers up for JJ.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 15, 2024 08:11 AM (gxokI)

233 Shutting down internet because it's so insecure and only mail in voting, maybe?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 07:27 AM (XlZ2m)

They're planning on hiring a 1-800 phone psychic to tell them the results of the races.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:11 AM (z99Zw)

234 So in Mass. you can order up a free housekeeper on the internet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:11 AM (a1415)

235 Donkey-Chompers may be the stupidest person in our federal government
========
Sounds like a threat.

The peons cannot be trusted, she obviously believes, if they're going to shitcan the junta and bring back Bad Orange Man.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Don't overlook me!
~Brandon

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 15, 2024 08:11 AM (btQjq)

236 221 Humanocracy?

What are you gonna call your central bank, the Human Fund?

You fake ass creepity ass bond villain lookin ass old and pudgy ass fraud.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2024 08:08 AM (VoAdT)

Progressives have ZERO issue with a Bond Villain in charge. Like the Jews demanded a King like the other countries have.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:11 AM (ENQN6)

237 >>"I was like, I have to get sheets on the beds. How many people are coming? Where are they from? What ages? We really knew nothing," Jessica told WBZ News on Friday.

How about time to lockup/remove the valuables.
I can't imagine going off to work leaving these newcomers alone in your house for hours.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:12 AM (RXyKO)

238 Australian lawmakers pass motion calling for the release of WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange.
-------
Returned to Oz and not the States.

||Albanese was among the 86 lawmakers who voted for the motion that called on the United States and Britain to bring the "matter to a close so that Mr. Assange can return home to his family in Australia.” [...]

Australia argues there is a disconnect between the U.S. treatment of Assange and Manning. Then-U.S. President Barack Obama commuted Manning’s 35-year sentence to seven years, which allowed her release in 2017.||

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:12 AM (2yu8s)

239 Re: written "top of mind"
-

KJP has said it.
Posted by: m

-

Yeah, that was when I'd first heard it because people were making fun of her and then all the MSM talking heads rallied to the cause and began using it.

Like I said, I think that's the first time I've ever seen it written in a non-joking covfefe way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:12 AM (XlZ2m)

240 214 These fucking retards will figure things out when a family is ass-raped and has their throats slit in the front yard that housing illegals was a bad idea.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 08:06 AM (R4t5M)

No they won't. They'll just blame someone else, probably Trump.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 15, 2024 08:12 AM (b+7kE)

241 So in Mass. you can order up a free housekeeper on the internet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:11 AM (a1415)

And no extra charge for the typhus and small pox.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (R4t5M)

242 The manufacturing of cheese curds is a cottage industry.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:10 AM (991eG)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (4I/2K)

243 230 The manufacturing of cheese curds is a cottage industry.
Posted by: Muldoon

No whey.

Posted by: Big Cheese at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (NBVIP)

244 221 Humanocracy?

What are you gonna call your central bank, the Human Fund?

You fake ass creepity ass bond villain lookin ass old and pudgy ass fraud.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2024 08:08 AM (VoAdT)

---
"Human capital" is going to take a more literal meaning under their rulership. "Humans" will become the currency of the realm.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (7fElN)

245 My only conclusion is that people still don't get just how dire everything is and/or simply do not care.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 15, 2024 07:28 AM (mupln)

There is another possibility. It's possible that the results are fake. That the Democrat won because that's what the deep state wants, not necessarily what the voters want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (z99Zw)

246 It has been suggested that it was a love letter to several Senators who might have been unsure about the wisdoms of setting more money on fire viz-a-viz Ukraine.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:07 AM (z99Zw)

I read she backed her Tesla into a pond and drowned.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (ENQN6)

247 I wish people would forego "immigration" and use the term "invading" as it's a more accurate description of the actual events.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (Q4IgG)

248 "I have to get sheets on the beds"

You are going to have to burn those sheets, and the mattresses, and possibly the house, to get rid of the contagion you invited into your home.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (vFG9F)

249 Do you cook curds in a pressure cooker?

Wisconsinites are weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:03 AM (3CVIc)

beer battered and deep fried

how else?

Posted by: SturmToddler at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (nXhwP)

250 "Human capital" is going to take a more literal meaning under their rulership. "Humans" will become the currency of the realm.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (7fElN)

HUMAN RSOURCES IS PEOPLE

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:14 AM (ENQN6)

251 Japan slips to the world's fourth largest economy, behind the U.S., China and now Germany.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:14 AM (2yu8s)

252
https://www.foxnews.com/media/
massachusetts-couple-volunteers-host-
migrants-four-show-up-hour-later-really-knew-nothing

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:14 AM (KpWJP)

253 Like I said, I think that's the first time I've ever seen it written in a non-joking covfefe way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:12 AM (XlZ2m)

I saw it almost immediately after on a billboard for some nasty pseudo-governmental agency kind of thing ("vaccinate your children, prole!"), and i've heard it pop up in yootoob vid or two here and there.

They can all kiss my bottom of ass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2024 08:14 AM (VoAdT)

254 If they give Nikki secret service protection but not RFK… how could they possibly justify that?? Especially with the history of Jr’s dad and uncle…
_____

Giving RFK secret service protection would complicate the interests of a different govt agency with interests that are not the same as those of the secret service.

Er, possibly, I'm not saying that.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 15, 2024 08:15 AM (fs1hN)

255 Curds go good with mustard.

Oh wait, I meant to say Kurds. And mustard agent.

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at February 15, 2024 08:15 AM (pfJ3J)

256 So in Mass. you can order up a free housekeeper on the internet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:11 AM (a1415)

Maria! We're moving, pronto!

Posted by: Ah-nold at February 15, 2024 08:15 AM (4I/2K)

257 "I read she backed her Tesla into a pond and drowned.
Posted by: rhennigantx"

Maybe it was hacked and self drove itself into the pond.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:15 AM (vFG9F)

258 250 "Human capital" is going to take a more literal meaning under their rulership. "Humans" will become the currency of the realm.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (7fElN)

HUMAN RSOURCES IS PEOPLE
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:14 AM (ENQN6)

Dead Souls was not supposed to be a how-to manual.

Posted by: Nikolai Gogol at February 15, 2024 08:15 AM (VoAdT)

259 239 Re: written "top of mind"
-

KJP has said it.
Posted by: m

-

Yeah, that was when I'd first heard it because people were making fun of her and then all the MSM talking heads rallied to the cause and began using it.

Like I said, I think that's the first time I've ever seen it written in a non-joking covfefe way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:12 AM (XlZ2m)

It's New-speak.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:16 AM (KpWJP)

260 A balmy 21degrees here. My morning 2 mile walk will be fun. Nod to all the recently arrived Hispanic children on their way to school. They are here illegally, but they'll learn about gender damnit

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 08:16 AM (DgSZ/)

261 "Maybe it was hacked and self drove itself into the pond."

Maybe she drove it crazy, and it tried to kill itself?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:16 AM (a1415)

262 257 "I read she backed her Tesla into a pond and drowned.
Posted by: rhennigantx"

Maybe it was hacked and self drove itself into the pond.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:15 AM (vFG9F)

I thought asians was supposed to be good at computers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2024 08:16 AM (VoAdT)

263 Australia argues there is a disconnect between the U.S. treatment of Assange and Manning. Then-U.S. President Barack Obama commuted Manning’s 35-year sentence to seven years, which allowed her release in 2017.||
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:12 AM (2yu8s)

I’m astonished the Aussies, who showed themselves to be real tyrants during covid want to do a solid for Assange. They really want him to have his freedom? I’m skeptical…. The Aussies are part of five eyes those wonderful folks who brought us Russian collusion

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:16 AM (gqhqp)

264 I read everywhere that police has 3 people in custody but not a hint of their names or any descriptions
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

I saw a photo that claimed to be two of the three perps handcuffed with police. It was what I kinda expected. A neighborhood disagreement that escalated.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 15, 2024 08:17 AM (a6z9v)

265 If the Chinese kill our whole ruling class in "car accidents" and things, I'll reconsider my antipathy toward them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 08:17 AM (0FoWg)

266 56 Mitch McConnell’s Sister-in-Law, Angela Chao Dies in a “Car Wreck”
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 07:21 AM (ENQN6)

Damn.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:17 AM (KpWJP)

267 Asian woman using self-parking program in a car.

It sort of makes sense when you think about it. Everything must've short circuited the moment she touched the button.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:18 AM (XlZ2m)

268 253 Like I said, I think that's the first time I've ever seen it written in a non-joking covfefe way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:12 AM (XlZ2m)

I saw it almost immediately after on a billboard for some nasty pseudo-governmental agency kind of thing ("vaccinate your children, prole!"), and i've heard it pop up in yootoob vid or two here and there.

They can all kiss my bottom of ass.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2024 08:14 AM (VoAdT)

Top of the morning!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:18 AM (KpWJP)

269 239 Re: written "top of mind"

KJP has said it.
Posted by: m

Yeah, that was when I'd first heard it because people were making fun of her and then all the MSM talking heads rallied to the cause and began using it.

Like I said, I think that's the first time I've ever seen it written in a non-joking covfefe way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:12 AM (XlZ2m)

It's New-speak.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:16 AM (KpWJP)

It has all the earmarks of a Russian misdisinformation psy-op!

Posted by: 15 IC Agencies at February 15, 2024 08:18 AM (4I/2K)

270 I'm shocked at the amount of lactose intolerance on this thread this morning.

You can certainly tell that JJ isn't here to monitor this hate-wave!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:18 AM (2yu8s)

271
Mutterings from Millennials:

"Housing prices are through the roof! Why, the place we rented just eight years ago before moving out is now renting for well over 2x what we had to pay! When did our paychecks advance by that much?"

... followed immediately by:

"Don't blame Biden!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 08:18 AM (xG4kz)

272 Regarding Tomahawks:

" Navy documents indicate that orders from last year are not expected to start delivery until January 2025, at a rate of just five missiles per month."

This is how you lose.
Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2024 07:02 AM (QB+5g)

-------------------------

If anyone actually believes in economics then the nation with the most cost effective military weaponry will win. Unfortunately , that is not the USA.

We are going to face our own "Soviet Union crashing down because we can't afford their stuff" moment.

Hey but at least the criminals, looters and grifters made great bank for decades.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 15, 2024 08:19 AM (2fIO4)

273 I really want to see Melania in a saree.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:36 AM (3CVIc)

You want to see Melania, you'll get Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:19 AM (z99Zw)

274 Asian woman using self-parking program in a car.

It sort of makes sense when you think about it. Everything must've short circuited the moment she touched the button.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:18 AM (XlZ2m)

Hey, it happens all the time.

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC)(non-voting) at February 15, 2024 08:19 AM (4I/2K)

275 251 Japan slips to the world's fourth largest economy, behind the U.S., China and now Germany.
____

Germany is supposedly losing manufacturing to Asia due to their stupid energy policies. Is Germany really doing better or is Japan in trouble?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 15, 2024 08:20 AM (fs1hN)

276 @196 AlaBAMA-The government is gonna put chips in us?

Hopefully they're Doritos!

Posted by: JROD at February 15, 2024 08:20 AM (IlL6s)

277 You want to see Melania, you'll get Justin Trudeau.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

In black face.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 15, 2024 08:20 AM (a6z9v)

278 Germany is supposedly losing manufacturing to Asia due to their stupid energy policies. Is Germany really doing better or is Japan in trouble?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 15, 2024 08:20 AM (fs1hN)

economy =/= manufacturing, is my guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 15, 2024 08:20 AM (VoAdT)

279 I really want to see Melania in a saree.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

******

I'd like to see Melania in a soiree.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:20 AM (991eG)

280 Internet networking pioneer Cisco Systems is cutting more than 4,000 employees, about 5% of workforce.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:21 AM (2yu8s)

281 I wish people would forego "immigration" and use the term "invading" as it's a more accurate description of the actual events.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 08:13 AM (Q4IgG)
===

Their word for it is "colonizers"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2024 08:21 AM (RIvkX)

282 Today is World Hippo Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

283 Just saw on Twitter that Rachel Dolezal was fired from her teaching job and now will have to rely on OnlyFans for income. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 08:21 AM (FD5dr)

284 "Today is World Hippo Day.
Posted by: redridinghood"

Later today we will have some exciting recipes!

Posted by: Hippo Facts at February 15, 2024 08:23 AM (vFG9F)

285 I was like, I have to get sheets on the beds. How many people are coming? Where are they from? What ages? We really knew nothing," Jessica told WBZ News on Friday.
No backsies! Your new family members are here to stay.
Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:10 AM (geLO

Just wait until Josie and Gordita have to use the shitter.

The Horror, The Horror...

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 08:23 AM (JF/W5)

286 Reading the link re: AOC whingeing about Trump destroying Democracy and, my word, she's an idiot.
It reads like satire.

"I think right now when it comes to the president’s age, folks are talking about how he’s 81, but we have to look at first of all, Donald Trump is around the same age.”

“He is 77 years old. They could have gone a high school together,"[uh, no, they're 5 years apart] AOC said.

“Beyond that, Donald Trump has 91 indictments and what I know is who I’m going to choose[what do those two thoughts have to do with one another?]. It’s going to be the one on most successful presidents in modern American history ["It's?" you mean "He's"]”
We need to understand what we are staring down in this country.”

“If Donald Trump is elected president of the United States we do not know if there will be a verifiable next election that has integrity.”

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:23 AM (RXyKO)

287 Eight kids among the 22 people shot [wounded] in Kansas City; woman killed identified as a DJ at a local radio station.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:23 AM (2yu8s)

288 Zelenskyy turns to Europe for aid as Trump bashes US funding package

--------------

Well, at least Trump didn't pounce or seize.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 08:23 AM (nCXDi)

289 282 Today is World Hippo Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 08:21 AM (NpAcC

You're welcome.

Posted by: Pablo Escobar at February 15, 2024 08:23 AM (R4t5M)

290 "Germany is supposedly losing manufacturing to Asia due to their stupid energy policies. Is Germany really doing better or is Japan in trouble?"

Perhaps they could form an alliance.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:24 AM (a1415)

291 >Rachel Dolezal was fired from her teaching job and now will have to rely on OnlyFans for income. LOL.

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the Rule states clearly that there is a pr0n for everything

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:24 AM (geLO8)

292 At the last Winter Olympics the most watched event was the women's curdling competition.

"hard, hard,hard...HAARRRRRRRD!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:24 AM (991eG)

293 I was like, I have to get sheets on the beds. How many people are coming? Where are they from? What ages? We really knew nothing," Jessica told WBZ News on Friday.

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Wait until she realizes that a male will need to remain at home 24/7 from now on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:24 AM (XlZ2m)

294 Not a fan of the Marxists Democracy

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 07:35 AM (fwDg9)

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"We call them 'People's Republics' for a reason, Comrade Orwell!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 08:25 AM (nCXDi)

295 Internet networking pioneer Cisco Systems is cutting more than 4,000 employees, about 5% of workforce.

Yep, they did big layoffs last October as well. My husband got the boot and is still currently unemployed. Fun times.

Posted by: Spypeach at February 15, 2024 08:25 AM (UuB/1)

296 That photoshop at top

that's Joe's 'wuuhhh' face

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:25 AM (geLO8)

297 Some excellent writings by CDR Salamander about our munitions situation.

http://tinyurl.com/3w7f53uf
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:37 AM (a1415)

We are draining our petroleum reserve and our munitions reserve. We are making it unpalatable for young men to join the military. We are lowering the standards required for enlistment into, at least, the Navy which is the branch which requires the greatest - general - technical knowledge. And we are doing all of this at the command of a President, and Congress, on the take from China - a far greater threat to our country than Russia has been in a very long time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:25 AM (z99Zw)

298 "Wait until she realizes that a male will need to remain at home 24/7 from now on.
Posted by: Moron Robbie"

So, not her husband then.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:25 AM (vFG9F)

299 No cooking today. Arby's fish sammiches are back for lent.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 08:25 AM (0EOe9)

300 Today is World Hippo Day.

******

Who could object to that? Nobody wants to be hippo critical.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:26 AM (991eG)

301 282 Today is World Hippo Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

Whirled. Whirled Hippo.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:26 AM (KpWJP)

302 We are going to face our own "Soviet Union crashing down because we can't afford their stuff" moment. ...
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 15, 2024 08:19 AM (2fIO4)
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The point of Total Convergence.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 15, 2024 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

303 Has dimwitted AOC offered any details as to the ways Trump would damage democracy?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 08:26 AM (zssUw)

304
A hint as to what this Russian space 'Oh Shit!' might be about.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Het another stout-hearted Stalwart Pubbie puke standing firm on the wall and crying for more gubmint "help"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 08:26 AM (xG4kz)

305 " No cooking today. Arby's fish sammiches are back for lent.
Posted by: bill in arkansas"

That should codify it.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:27 AM (vFG9F)

306 Late to the party but I'm very, very glad to hear the good news, Jewells!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 08:27 AM (Gkgvs)

307 229
‘ people are coming? Where are they from? What ages? We really knew nothing," Jessica told WBZ News on Friday. ’

From the clip I saw of her, she looked like perhaps the stupidest cow in the barn.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 15, 2024 08:27 AM (jbnUc)

308 More than 30 pro-Palestinian Harvard students participated in a 12-hour hunger strike Friday in solidarity with 17 students at Brown University who refused to eat for eight days to pressure the Brown Corporation to divest from Israel.

They should be sent to bead with no supper.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:27 AM (ENQN6)

309 "Today is World Hippo Day. "

Turns out it's really World Typo Day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:27 AM (a1415)

310 Best news of the day is jewells latest update! Praise God!

Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

311 Well, you'll have to suffer my links instead of Sefton's actual, real, well-thought-out, grown-up news links. He had a cheese-curd accident (really, an explosion), and coupled with that sh*tty fake Manhattan that Wisconsinites drink, it was a near thing. But he will be back, better than ever, after the grafts heal.
++++
Finding a way to heal from all the graft is something that could actually save this country.

I wish JJ all the luck in the world!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 08:28 AM (HnUIn)

312 That should codify it.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:27 AM (vFG9F)

Kind of a crappie lunch if you ask me.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:28 AM (ENQN6)

313 No cooking today. Arby's fish sammiches are back for lent.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 08:25 AM (0EOe9)

We have the fish!

Posted by: Arby's Now with extra horsey sauce at February 15, 2024 08:28 AM (4I/2K)

314 From the clip I saw of her, she looked like perhaps the stupidest cow in the barn.
Posted by: Dr. Claw "

She's married to the dumbest jackass in the barn.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:28 AM (vFG9F)

315 #295 Sorry to read that, Spypeach. Take care.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:29 AM (2yu8s)

316 312 That should codify it.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:27 AM (vFG9F)

Kind of a crappie lunch if you ask me.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:28 AM (ENQN6)

Are you gonna fin-ish that?

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:29 AM (KpWJP)

317 Hippo?

Posted by: They Might Be Hippos at February 15, 2024 08:29 AM (VkYyi)

318 That should codify it.
Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:27 AM (vFG9F)

Kind of a crappie lunch if you ask me.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:28 AM (ENQN6)

Here we go, trouting out all the same old puns. Love it!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2024 08:29 AM (4I/2K)

319 I went out with a young lady from Wisconsin when I was 18 or so. Looking around at the time, I noticed many pretty ladies who were svelte at 16-18, then fat at 20. It's like the proverbial "freshman 15" that happens to college girls, except it's the freshmen 15, sophomore 15, junior 15, senior 15. Must be the cheese curds.

Posted by: Fat-Shame Fred at February 15, 2024 08:30 AM (V5BDR)

320 This has to be some kind of hallmark headline for our world today.

An Asian woman backed her Tesla into a pond and drowned.

That is all the news I need to read today.

Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2024 08:30 AM (QB+5g)

321 >>‘ people are coming? Where are they from? What ages? We really knew nothing," Jessica told WBZ News on Friday. ’

That statement could be made by any US citizen about our country.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 08:30 AM (LkLld)

322 I've haddock with all the fish puns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 08:30 AM (R4t5M)

323 So in Mass. when you're ordering your immigrant family for free home delivery, how specific can you be?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:30 AM (a1415)

324 That should codify it.
Posted by: fd

********

The hake you say!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:30 AM (991eG)

325 322 I've haddock with all the fish puns.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 08:30 AM (R4t5M)

Water you gonna do about it?

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:31 AM (KpWJP)

326 We're floundering in them.

Posted by: Fish puns at February 15, 2024 08:31 AM (NBVIP)

327 As sure as the dawn follows the night, the fish puns follow the cheese puns...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:31 AM (991eG)

328 >>More than 30 pro-Palestinian Harvard students participated in a 12-hour hunger strike Friday

Wow - 12 whole hours?!. I hope none of them had to be hospitalized or suffered permanent health issues as a result of this!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:32 AM (RXyKO)

329 Café owner in B.C. files human rights complaint against former landlord for offering reduced rent in exchange for sex.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:32 AM (2yu8s)

330 Time to scale back.

Posted by: Fish puns at February 15, 2024 08:32 AM (NBVIP)

331 I see y'all aren't coy with the fish puns.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:33 AM (3CVIc)

332 "More than 30 pro-Palestinian Harvard students participated in a 12-hour hunger strike Friday "

Which is different than 'intermittent Fasting' how, exactly?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:33 AM (a1415)

333 How about time to lockup/remove the valuables.
I can't imagine going off to work leaving these newcomers alone in your house for hours.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:12 AM (RXyKO)

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I hope their new illegal alien guests take advantage of chain migration and dozens of "welcome guests" become squatters (in more ways than one).

And if they're looking for more headlines, hopefully the arrival of a cannibal or three would help spread the love ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 08:33 AM (nCXDi)

334 Great. Now the bass tards are flooding the thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:33 AM (2yu8s)

335 Democratic legislators are preparing to introduce three bills that would make industry-redefining changes to the Colorado oil and gas sector, including a ban on new wells after 2030 and an essential shutdown of drilling activities for five months out of each year.

CO you fucked up you accepted Californians.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:33 AM (ENQN6)

336 Here we go, trouting out all the same old puns.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Gillty as charged.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 08:34 AM (9yWhg)

337 Zelenskyy turns to Europe for aid as Trump bashes US funding package

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Well, at least Trump didn't pounce or seize.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 08:23 AM (nCXDi)

On the way to work this morning on the radio the news reader said (mournfully) that the Uke’s are desperate to the point of rationing ammunition on the front line (so therefore we MUST give them more money). Everything is an op and Orwell was a prophet…. In the space of a few months we went from “the Uke juggernaut counteroffensive will be unstoppable” to now “they’re rationing ammo so we gotta save them with more $$”…. We’ve always been at war with EastAsia

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:34 AM (gqhqp)

338 >>I've haddock with all the fish puns.

>>Water you gonna do about it?

Orange you gonna get roughy with the punsters!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:34 AM (RXyKO)

339 Great. Now the bass tards are flooding the thread.
Posted by: andycanuck

Filled to the bream.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 08:34 AM (R4t5M)

340 Can you get a fish sammich and fries for a fin?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:34 AM (ENQN6)

341 *An Asian woman backed her Tesla into a pond and drowned.*

Mary Jo Kopechne unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Don't ask Ted to drive at February 15, 2024 08:35 AM (NBVIP)

342 He had a cheese-curd accident (really, an explosion), and coupled with that sh*tty fake Manhattan that Wisconsinites drink

You're supposed to drink brandy old fashioneds. Sheesh.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 15, 2024 08:35 AM (SfhV1)

343 327 As sure as the dawn follows the night, the fish puns follow the cheese puns...
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These are the Wheys of Our Dives.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:35 AM (2yu8s)

344 I love this place

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:35 AM (3CVIc)

345 Jessica will wonder why 13 year old Jose looks like Danny Trejo with more tats.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 08:35 AM (0EOe9)

346 >> Great. Now the bass tards are flooding the thread.

What's all this carping about?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:35 AM (RXyKO)

347 Didn't Eastwood, Jones, Garner and Sutherland take care of the Russian space nuke threat? Old news

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 08:35 AM (DgSZ/)

348 I gave up fish puns for Lent. Not gonna participate. Outta here. Fin.

Posted by: Nemo at February 15, 2024 08:35 AM (V5BDR)

349 Café owner in B.C. files human rights complaint against former landlord for offering reduced rent in exchange for sex.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:32 AM (2yu8s)

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Doesn't that happen all the time on Pr0nhub?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 08:36 AM (nCXDi)

350 Perch it Brother Perch it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:36 AM (ENQN6)

351 Filled to the bream.
***

And up to our gills.

Posted by: Make it stop at February 15, 2024 08:36 AM (NBVIP)

352 343 These are the Wheys of Our Dives.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:35 AM (2yu8s)

omigosh
He crossed the streams!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:36 AM (KpWJP)

353 Café owner in B.C. files human rights complaint against former landlord for offering reduced rent in exchange for sex.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:32 AM (2yu8s)

Letters to the editor.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:36 AM (ENQN6)

354 @329 isn't rent sex a pron site?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 08:37 AM (DgSZ/)

355 I love this place
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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I love this bar...

Posted by: Zombie Toby Keith at February 15, 2024 08:37 AM (X4yCj)

356 I love this place
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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No smelt jokes though; hits too close to home for AlaBAMA today.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:37 AM (2yu8s)

357
The Stokes hope that other families use them as a case study and decide to put migrants up in their own homes.

"Just the dysfunction is really disheartening, and I know that really well-intentioned people are working as hard as they can; it's a state of emergency. But it is distressing to see the volume," Jessica said.

Oh, you'll be a case study all right, darlin' ... in ways you have not even thought to imagine. Have you willed your "Hate Has No Home Here" to someone yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 08:37 AM (xG4kz)

358 So if I understand what this woman in MA did to get her domestics slaves delivered in one hour was to simply put in a phone order?

Does Domino's know about this?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 08:37 AM (Q4IgG)

359 345 Jessica will wonder why 13 year old Jose looks like Danny Trejo with more tats.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 08:35 AM (0EOe9)

SO the illegals that beat the cops are 17 or 23 or 25.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:38 AM (ENQN6)

360 >>I gave up fish puns for Lent. Not gonna participate. Outta here. Fin.

Not to worry, eel be back!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:38 AM (RXyKO)

361 Nvidia market cap threatens Alphabet after overtaking Amazon
++++
If Jensen Huang is smart - and he seems to be - he won't be making any intermediate-term or long-term assumptions about that, or basing strategy on it.

Nvidia is Cisco 25 years ago. Cisco rode high, all the way to staggering and unjustifiable market cap and performance, thanks to being the technology vendor that underpinned much of the tech expansion. This was a bubble, and it when it popped it brought down *all* the high-flyers. It killed Sun (bought by Oracle), killed NorTel, killed countless others. Cisco, however, was a real company with real products and real business performance and fairly few bubble-related games. Its stock price got driven into the dirt, but the company was healthy and survived and continued to thrive and remains a huge infrastructure player.

This, too, will be the story of Nvidia (unless it gets stupid). It is riding and enabling the AI bubble, and its stock price reflects that. When that bubble bursts as it inevitably will and the market starts meting out retribution, Nvidia's price will collapse. The company, however, will not. Unless they get stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 08:38 AM (HnUIn)

362 It's a mullet thread.

Posted by: Business in the front. Party in the back at February 15, 2024 08:38 AM (NBVIP)

363 20 tech question carried over from the ONT:

79 Hi, have a question for The Horde:

We're looking to get a computer that will run windows. We will use it for Word, Adobe Acrobat Pro, some kind of graphics program to create files for laser cutters and CNC machines.

We will NOT use it for movies, streaming, games, etc. It'll be for our workshop tasks.

Any recommendations?

——-

Sounds like a newer Mini-PC would work fine for you. Here’s a suggestion for a website to start:
minixpc.com

Most of these are laptop chips in a case with fans for better cooling, but they’re very fast and reliable.

Since you want CAD and graphics apps, a 7 type processor is probably the best choice.

I’d recommend a machine with a AMD Ryzen 7 - 7840HS chip inside. The chip is new. It will do everything you need, fast. Go with at least 16GB RAM and 1TB SSD, higher (32 & 2) if you can afford it.

Good name brands are GLink, BeeLink, and Minisforum for these Mini-PCs. If you find one on the site you like check if it’s on Amazon where you can probably find the same PC much cheaper.

Posted by: LateButHelpful at February 15, 2024 08:38 AM (6ydKt)

364 I would've thought World Hippo Day would be August 10.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 08:39 AM (9yWhg)

365 It's a mullet thread.
Posted by: Business in the front. Party in the back at February 15, 2024 08:38 AM (NBVIP)

Spot on!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 08:39 AM (R4t5M)

366 Don't want Vivek at this point. Needs to show me who he really is first.
Start him out as atfe head. We'll see how well he runs roughshod there. If he does well there, then over to the fib.
Lather, rinse, etc
Posted by: TeeJ at February 15, 2024 07:39 AM (o3xwr)

Vivek made his money as a pharma exec. Start him at HHS. Make DeSantis AG - the nominal boss of the FIB. Find other reasonable people who want to be President and make them various department heads. Post a monthly scorecard on who's provably done the most damage to the deep state in the past month. Make it a four year primary.

As for VP, make it CBD. He can clearly state that he'll sous vide the entire Congress should anything untoward happen to Trump.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:39 AM (z99Zw)

367 I never really got how a hunger strike should be effective. So you’re gonna starve yourself; fine, how does that hurt me? Go ahead if you’re that stupid….

I practice intermittent fasting so I go on a 15-16 hour hunger strike pretty much every day of the year… but no news outlets are covering my shenanigans. I could announce a different cause for my hunger strike every day. Today my cause is: Stop curd accidents!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:39 AM (gqhqp)

368 Is the Biden stamp up top a Forever stamp? Those could come in handy.

Posted by: Post No Bills at February 15, 2024 08:39 AM (V5BDR)

369 *tugs collar nervously*

Posted by: Earthworm at February 15, 2024 08:40 AM (4I/2K)

370 Fish puns are part of our morays here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 08:40 AM (9yWhg)

371 Croaker? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at February 15, 2024 08:40 AM (NBVIP)

372 In all the large rivers of Southern Africa, and especially towards the mouths, the hippopotami abound. The capture of one of these huge beasts, weighing, as they sometimes do, as much as four or five large oxen, is an immense prize to the hungry Bushman or Koranna, as the flesh is by no means unpalatable; and the fat, with which these animals are always covered, is considered delicious. When salted it is called zee-koe speck, is very much like excellent fat bacon, and is greatly prized by the Dutch colonists, not only for the table, but for the reputed medicinal qualities which are attributed to it.

Posted by: Hippo Facts at February 15, 2024 08:41 AM (vFG9F)

373 >> It's a mullet thread.

Blenny H#ll, that's all we need is the mullet coming back in style!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 08:41 AM (RXyKO)

374 >>Cisco, however, was a real company with real products and real business performance and fairly few bubble-related games

Cisco owned the internet infrastructure market. One of the most dominant market monopolies ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 08:41 AM (LkLld)

375 He who smelt it, dealt it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 08:42 AM (DgSZ/)

376
*An Asian woman backed her Tesla into a pond and drowned.*

Mary Jo Kopechne unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Don't ask Ted to drive

Eleanor Holmes Norton was among the first to offer her condolences. "Those red buttons on the dashboard are mickle tricksy!", she opined.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 08:42 AM (xG4kz)

377 The outlook for IT spending on AI is massive. That's what's driving this.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 07:43 AM (3CVIc)

Sure, but eventually even corporate executives will figure out that AI doesn't do what they think it does and that balloon, like all previous balloons, will pop.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:42 AM (z99Zw)

378 "Just the dysfunction is really disheartening, and I know that really well-intentioned people are working as hard as they can; it's a state of emergency. But it is distressing to see the volume," Jessica said.

--

So the way the South has been existing for 30 years is a state of emergency because suddenly there are a few hundred people moving north?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:42 AM (XlZ2m)

379 "Is the Biden stamp up top a Forever stamp?"

Well, you know what they say about the internet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:42 AM (a1415)

380 372
Posted by: Hippo Facts

What a croc.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 08:42 AM (9yWhg)

381 373 >> It's a mullet thread.

The Kawasaki commercial was pretty good.

Posted by: But skip the halftime show at February 15, 2024 08:43 AM (NBVIP)

382 Today my cause is: Stop curd accidents!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:39 AM (gqhqp)
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We should create a non-profit NGO for this...and let the government grants and billionaire donations start rolling in!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 08:43 AM (7fElN)

383 Fun fact: hippopotamus means 'river horse'

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:44 AM (geLO8)

384 I love this bar...
Posted by: Zombie Toby Keith at February 15, 2024 08:37 AM (X4yCj)

Your best song was a tuna bout a cup

Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 08:44 AM (pfJ3J)

385 As sure as the dawn follows the night, the fish puns follow the cheese puns...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:31 AM (991eG)

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They've become coddage industries around here.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 08:44 AM (nCXDi)

386 372
Posted by: Hippo Facts

What a croc.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Don't live in de-Nile.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 08:44 AM (R4t5M)

387 I thought JJ had some kind of crud. But it was just curds.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 08:44 AM (9yWhg)

388 I finally found out why I can not get my bank balance on line. If they send a freaking one time code to my email account I can not access it. They can not send it to my phone because I can not get text messages.

So I am SOL.

Posted by: vic at February 15, 2024 08:44 AM (A5THL)

389 Cisco?

No I prefer to use a stick of butter.

Posted by: Paula Deen at February 15, 2024 08:44 AM (NBVIP)

390 jewells45!excellent news!!!very happy for you !

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 08:45 AM (V13WU)

391 Don't forget Cisco was run by John Chambers.

Posted by: pawn at February 15, 2024 08:45 AM (QB+5g)

392 MIT Leaders Assembled a Faculty Advisory Group on Campus Anti-Semitism. Then They Ignored It.

Four panels: one on anti-Semitism, one on "campus freedom of expression," one on Islamophobia, and one on "anti-Palestinian racism."

The Anti-Semitism talk was cancelled as the other 3 groups called them Zionist.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:45 AM (ENQN6)

393 "What a croc.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

I would think that the fact that hippos are full of tasty bacon would be a revelation.

Posted by: Hippo Facts at February 15, 2024 08:45 AM (vFG9F)

394
Was not FJB a fervent advocate for a separate Curdish state?

How had he not heard of Wisconsin?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 08:45 AM (xG4kz)

395 Fun fact: hippopotamus means 'river horse'
Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:44 AM (geLO

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Another fun fact: Hippopotami were one of the few critters on planet earth that scared Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin shitless...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 08:45 AM (7fElN)

396 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:45 AM (geLO8)

397 Oh, Curd accidents.

Nevermind

Posted by: Emily Litella at February 15, 2024 08:45 AM (4I/2K)

398 Sure, but eventually even corporate executives will figure out that AI doesn't do what they think it does and that balloon, like all previous balloons, will pop.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:42 AM (z99Zw

I disagree. Corporations are on the verge of unlocking their data stores and using AI to analyze everything from past performance to future results. AI is way more than a chat bot and once it becomes easier to build data lakes and let the AI drink, so to speak, it will become a much fast growing industry.

Right now, a lot of the pricing is built on potentials. Companies have data but it's messy and needs data scientists to clean it all up.

There's a job with massive salary growth if your kid is looking for something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:46 AM (3CVIc)

399 'ell if I know.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:46 AM (KpWJP)

400

Getting cheese curds out of your urethra is extremely difficult...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 15, 2024 08:46 AM (3Dluh)

401 Putin Says Russia Is Close to Creating Cancer Vaccines

From the good folks who brought you Chernobyl
Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 07:46 AM (geLO

Russia =/= USSR. The world would be a much better place if people could understand that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:46 AM (z99Zw)

402 I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

Posted by: Only a hippopotamus will do at February 15, 2024 08:46 AM (NBVIP)

403 >>>Vivek made his money as a pharma exec. Start him at HHS.
~~~~~

Nah. Put Vivek in charge of the Office of Management and Budget. There he can slice through the bureaucracy like a hammer.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 08:46 AM (Gkgvs)

404 I love this bar...

Posted by: Zombie Toby Keith at February 15, 2024 08:37 AM (X4yCj)

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Per your Foundation's social media virtue signalling (recently deleted), you also loved getting the jabs.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 08:47 AM (nCXDi)

405 Trump could replace the head of the FBI with a potato for all of the good it will do. All the way down to the custodial staff the agency hates us and dreams of stomping their size 12s on our throats.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 08:47 AM (2ovLw)

406 Curb curd kerfuffles!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:47 AM (KpWJP)

407 Africa's closed.

Hippopotamoose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:47 AM (991eG)

408 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

An organized gang of illegal migrants have stolen MILLIONS from the wealthy gated communities around Detroit.

They are breaking into homes and taking safes, jewelry, precious metals, etc.

County Sheriff Michael Bouchard says the gangs are from South America and are bypassing high-tech security.

http://tinyurl.com/2ex7784d

Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 08:47 AM (NpAcC)

409 Cisco owned the internet infrastructure market. One of the most dominant market monopolies ever.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 08:41 AM (LkLld)

Still not impressive as singing The Thong Song

Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 08:47 AM (pfJ3J)

410 Cisco?

What, Poncho?

Posted by: The Cisco Kid at February 15, 2024 08:47 AM (4I/2K)

411 Israeli forces storm main hospital in southern Gaza, seeking the remains of hostages taken by Hamas.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:47 AM (2yu8s)

412 > I thought JJ had some kind of crud. But it was just curds.

🧀 + 🍸 = 🚽

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:47 AM (geLO8)

413 Make me the head of the ATF. I will lock the doors and board up the windows on day 1.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 08:48 AM (2ovLw)

414 Awesome news Jewells. So happy for you.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 15, 2024 08:48 AM (DBrN4)

415 372 In all the large rivers of Southern Africa, and especially towards the mouths, the hippopotami abound. The capture of one of these huge beasts, weighing, as they sometimes do, as much as four or five large oxen, is an immense prize to the hungry Bushman or Koranna, as the flesh is by no means unpalatable; and the fat, with which these animals are always covered, is considered delicious. When salted it is called zee-koe speck, is very much like excellent fat bacon, and is greatly prized by the Dutch colonists, not only for the table, but for the reputed medicinal qualities which are attributed to it.
Posted by: Hippo Facts at February 15, 2024 08:41 AM (vFG9F)

Pablo Escobar's hippos that escaped drug lord's private zoo multiplied into 200-strong herd.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:48 AM (ENQN6)

416 364 I would've thought World Hippo Day would be August 10.
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~~Governor~~ Stacey Abrams' birthday??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:48 AM (2yu8s)

417 I love this bar...

Posted by: Zombie Toby Keith at February 15, 2024 08:37 AM (X4yCj)

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Per your Foundation's social media virtue signalling (recently deleted), you also loved getting the jabs.
Posted by: ShainS --

He fired his long time guitarist because he wouldnt get the jab, Aaron Lewis heard about it and hired him sight unseen.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 15, 2024 08:48 AM (CIS44)

418 PS there are no natural hippo predators in Columbia.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:49 AM (ENQN6)

419 I've been driving for 51 years and have never backed into a pond, except backing a boat trailer down a boat ramp a few times. Didn't know how close I came to instant death.

Posted by: Bobby Buntrock (Sport) at February 15, 2024 08:49 AM (V5BDR)

420 I suppose everyone knows about how the limp, wimp, ED'd wing of the Joey Sundowner Bidet cabinet/West Wing dealing with Defense issues have started running with their hair on fire about the Russian intentions (allegedly) of putting nuclear weapons in space. . . . . . . . well, haven't we already seen this movie? (Space Cowboys). And that's a long way off. We've also seen one of Ronaldo Maximus' favorite movies (Red Dawn), and that one is already happening on our southern and northern borders. "It's out here. . .every day"

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Presidents who shower with daughters at February 15, 2024 08:49 AM (SkKyO)

421 Cisco owned the internet infrastructure market. One of the most dominant market monopolies ever.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 08:41 AM (LkLld)
++++
Yes, it did. And it was a reasonably well-run company. Then two things happened:
1. The Tech Wreck knocked it back down to earth
2. Competitors appeared

Now it's still a major player and definitely a real company, but it is no longer a monopoly. Natural monopolies rarely last long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 08:49 AM (HnUIn)

422 405 Trump could replace the head of the FBI with a potato for all of the good it will do. All the way down to the custodial staff the agency hates us and dreams of stomping their size 12s on our throats.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 08:47 AM (2ovLw)

That would be an improvement. But we would be better off if they just eliminated the corrupt FBI.

Posted by: vic at February 15, 2024 08:49 AM (A5THL)

423 Make Vivek the Retribution Czar. No Senate approval required, budget totally non-transparent.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 08:50 AM (xhfG9)

424 I finally found out why I can not get my bank balance on line. If they send a freaking one time code to my email account I can not access it. They can not send it to my phone because I can not get text messages.

So I am SOL.

Posted by: vic at February 15, 2024 08:44 AM (A5THL)

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Can you access your email from your phone?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 08:50 AM (nCXDi)

425 I disagree. Corporations are on the verge of unlocking their data stores and using AI to analyze everything from past performance to future results. AI is way more than a chat bot and once it becomes easier to build data lakes and let the AI drink, so to speak, it will become a much fast growing industry.

Right now, a lot of the pricing is built on potentials. Companies have data but it's messy and needs data scientists to clean it all up.

There's a job with massive salary growth if your kid is looking for something.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:46 AM (3CVIc)

Need INPUT!!!
- Johnny 5, AI version

Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 08:50 AM (pfJ3J)

426 "are bypassing high-tech security.'= "They are wearing masks so we can't see who they are on the video recordings".

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:50 AM (vFG9F)

427 What? No way! I shannot believe it!

From WFB:
But the decision could also boost current and former clients of Podesta’s brother, Washington power-lobbyist Tony Podesta, who has long represented foreign companies involved in the LNG industry.
Over the past decade, Tony Podesta’s client roster has included LNG group Golden Pass, which is co-owned by the state-run QatarEnergy, and the Bulgarian company Protos Energy, which reportedly hired him to work on LNG-related issues.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 08:51 AM (2ovLw)

428 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 08:51 AM (vf0Uk)

429 270 I'm shocked at the amount of lactose intolerance on this thread this morning.

You can certainly tell that JJ isn't here to monitor this hate-wave!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:18 AM (2yu8s)

No pun?

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:51 AM (KpWJP)

430 Officially, the Palestinian Authority works with Israel to crack down on terror groups in the West Bank. But off-duty PA security forces have carried out dozens of attacks on Israelis, according to a watchdog group.

Well duh!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:52 AM (ENQN6)

431 I'm told CBD's Manhattan recipe is quite good.

So there's that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 08:52 AM (vf0Uk)

432 are bypassing high-tech security.'= "They are wearing masks so we can't see who they are on the video recordings".
Posted by: fd

Buffy gave the gate code to the group of illegals who mow her lawn.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 08:52 AM (2ovLw)

433 >>Yes, it did. And it was a reasonably well-run company. Then two things happened:
1. The Tech Wreck knocked it back down to earth
2. Competitors appeared

Now it's still a major player and definitely a real company, but it is no longer a monopoly. Natural monopolies rarely last long.

I know. I was there.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 08:52 AM (LkLld)

434 Feel better soon, JJ.

Not sure if we can take another day like this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 08:52 AM (vf0Uk)

435 Another fun fact: Hippopotami were one of the few critters on planet earth that scared Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin shitless...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 08:45 AM (7fElN)

Along with sting rays! (not in good taste I know)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:52 AM (gqhqp)

436 "PS there are no natural hippo predators in Columbia.
Posted by: rhennigantx"

They need to import some Koranna.

Posted by: fd at February 15, 2024 08:53 AM (vFG9F)

437 425 Nah, the porn industry will run with it.

"nice software"

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Presidents who shower with daughters at February 15, 2024 08:53 AM (SkKyO)

438 I disagree. Corporations are on the verge of unlocking their data stores and using AI to analyze everything from past performance to future results. AI is way more than a chat bot and once it becomes easier to build data lakes and let the AI drink, so to speak, it will become a much fast growing industry.

That sounds too much like work. Use AI to feed simulated porn avatars and swim in a golden pool full of dollars like Scrooge McDuck.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 08:53 AM (xhfG9)

439 I finally found out why I can not get my bank balance on line. If they send a freaking one time code to my email account I can not access it. They can not send it to my phone because I can not get text messages.

So I am SOL.

Posted by: vic at February 15, 2024 08:44 AM (A5THL)

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Wifey says (and I've seen this in some instances too) that sometimes there's an option to actually call your phone (likely an automated message); maybe call someone at your bank and ask if they can help with your dilemma otherwise.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 08:53 AM (nCXDi)

440 @EndWokeness

An organized gang of illegal migrants have stolen MILLIONS from the wealthy gated communities around Detroit.

They are breaking into homes and taking safes, jewelry, precious metals, etc.

County Sheriff Michael Bouchard says the gangs are from South America and are bypassing high-tech security.

http://tinyurl.com/2ex7784d

--

oh no

Anyway, the other day I saw a new Mustang GT in person for the first time. They've done a good job with the evolution of that body style since revamping it to give it the retro influence around 2005 or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:53 AM (XlZ2m)

441 🦛

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:53 AM (geLO8)

442 I'm told CBD's Manhattan recipe is quite good.

So there's that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 08:52 AM (vf0Uk)

Who told you that? Probably fake news

Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 08:53 AM (pfJ3J)

443 Today is World Hippo Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 08:21 AM (NpAcC)

Hiya Lizzo !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 08:53 AM (T4tVD)

444 Russian President Putin says he would prefer President Joe Biden remain in the White House following the U.S. election.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:03 AM (2yu8s)

In the basement. In chains.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 08:04 AM (KpWJP)

Looking at this from Putin's stated perspective... true or not... if you had a country determined to treat you as an enemy, wouldn't you prefer the weakest leader possible?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:53 AM (z99Zw)

445 my takeaway from that is, who knew there were wealthy gated communities around Detroit.

Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (geLO8)

446
Make Claudine Gay the Plagiarism Czar!

Make Kamala the Gargling Czar!

Make Hillary the Dusting Czar!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (xG4kz)

447 I disagree. Corporations are on the verge of unlocking their data stores and using AI to analyze everything from past performance to future results. AI is way more than a chat bot and once it becomes easier to build data lakes and let the AI drink, so to speak, it will become a much fast growing industry. ...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:46 AM (3CVIc)
++++
There is real potential with AI. I work with it daily, and am on various corporate AI projects. The key problem is that it is not magic, and far too many people think it is. Getting useful outcomes from AI analysis requires a lot of hand-holding and staggering amounts of model training and often requires business process adjustments to sanitize and reform the input data set. It's *expensive* to get results from AI in the real world. If it works, it was worth the money. Sometimes it does work. Sometimes not.

But the fact that there are real uses for the technology doesn't mean it's not a bubble. The internet was and is real, too, yet it had a bubble. Ditto real estate, etc. AI is definitely a bubble and it will eventually crash. This won't remove AI from the world, but it will detonate market values.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (HnUIn)

448 Along with sting rays! (not in good taste I know)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:52 AM (gqhqp)

Meh. You took a stab at it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (R4t5M)

449 Who told you that? Probably fake news
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 08:53 AM (pfJ3J)

Only one way to be sure....

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (xhfG9)

450 Choot, mang. All the locks have same combination code. 1-2-3-4-5. Gringos el stupido, mang.

Posted by: S American Gangs of Detroit at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (4I/2K)

451 Thong thung blue
Everybody knows one
Thong thung blue
Every bush grows one

Posted by: neil diamond at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (2yu8s)

452 If they give Nikki secret service protection but not RFK… how could they possibly justify that?? Especially with the history of Jr’s dad and uncle…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:05 AM (gqhqp)

Haley doesn't need secret service. Any possible assassins would underestimate her and that would be fun.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 08:55 AM (z99Zw)

453 Headline at Fox

Illegal immigration could have major impact on House seats, Electoral College: experts

CA got the Census bureau to include illeqals in population. That made them get more House members and more gov money. That needs to change.

Posted by: vic at February 15, 2024 08:55 AM (A5THL)

454
Per your Foundation's social media virtue signalling (recently deleted), you also loved getting the jabs.
Posted by: ShainS --

He fired his long time guitarist because he wouldnt get the jab, Aaron Lewis heard about it and hired him sight unseen.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 15, 2024 08:48 AM (CIS44)

Well done, Mr. Keith. Well done.

Is it considered suicide at this point, dying from the jab, if you continued to boost after all the data came out and the world started begging for nations to stop?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 08:55 AM (vf0Uk)

455 445 my takeaway from that is, who knew there were wealthy gated communities around Detroit.
Posted by: Don Black at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (geLO

They aren't IN Detroit, you can be sure.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 08:55 AM (xhfG9)

456 Cisco hasn't been innovating for some time. They rode the UCS chassis into the ground and started losing market share to Dell and HP.

Their core switch and router business is built on refreshes and maintenance renewals. It's not going anywhere but it doesn't grow much.

Reminds me of Apple a bit. Apple figured out how to pivot from PC market to everything else.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:56 AM (3CVIc)

457 And here we go.

@EpochTimes
·
19m
‘Extremely Alarming’ Election Threats Trigger Warning From FBI

Federal officials said that voter databases could be targeted ahead of the 2024 election.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 08:56 AM (LkLld)

458 Cisco? You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at February 15, 2024 08:56 AM (NBVIP)

459 Choot, mang. All the locks have same combination code. 1-2-3-4-5. Gringos el stupido, mang.
Posted by: S American Gangs of Detroit at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (4I/2K)

That sounds familiar.......

Posted by: President Skroob at February 15, 2024 08:56 AM (vf0Uk)

460 If they give Nikki secret service protection but not RFK… how could they possibly justify that?? Especially with the history of Jr’s dad and uncle…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:05 AM (gqhqp)

Because he threatens Just Joe. That's how they justify it.

We are well past logic and rules and stuff. We are just now in the "who has power and who exercises it" phase.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 08:56 AM (xhfG9)

461 Hippos are also nature's suction cup.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 08:57 AM (2ovLw)

462 9:15am ! should be fun!

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 08:57 AM (V13WU)

463 Media Blamed Racism for Jackie Robinson Statue Theft. It Was a Latino Metal Thief
"The racial symbolism is impossible to ignore"
February 14, 2024 by Daniel Greenfield

In January, it was time for another “reckoning with race” over in Kansas.

Whoever lynched Jackie Robinson’s statue in Wichita is not just any old racist – Kansas City Star

[quotes leftist pols and papers going ape over the metallic lynching]

http://tinyurl.com/8ufkxz3s

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 08:57 AM (2yu8s)

464
Federal officials said that voter databases could be targeted ahead of the 2024 election.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 08:56 AM (LkLld)

What does that mean - could be targeted?

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 08:57 AM (xhfG9)

465 Federal officials said that voter databases could be targeted ahead of the 2024 election.
Posted by: JackStraw

So, they're already messing with the databases.

Got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 08:58 AM (R4t5M)

466 Only one way to be sure....
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (xhfG9)

I was being snarky with Sponge. It was me who told him about CBD's Manhattan recipe. I made a few last night for myself and my Valentine (I believe you met her at last year's NoVa MoMe). They are quite good - and quite potent!

Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 08:58 AM (pfJ3J)

467 If my mother could see me now she would be so proud!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 08:58 AM (991eG)

468 "The racial symbolism is impossible to ignore"
February 14, 2024 by Daniel Greenfield

Seems Danny boy is a f*cking idiot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 08:59 AM (vf0Uk)

469
> Illegal immigration could have major impact on House seats, Electoral College: experts
____________

I will LOL when they start the process of unseating the very politicians that put them in the position to run for office, vote and all the other things, BEFORE becoming legal residents.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 08:59 AM (Q4IgG)

470 Comer tells Bartiromo that the Bidens were using American Express cards and China was paying their bills.

Subpoena sent to AmEx this morning.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 15, 2024 08:59 AM (Gkgvs)

471 "These are the same weapons (Tomahawks) reserve the nation would need should Beijing seek to use force to take Taiwan while the United States is supporting wars in two other regions."

Could that be the plan?

FJB

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 15, 2024 08:59 AM (X50dQ)

472
But the fact that there are real uses for the technology doesn't mean it's not a bubble. The internet was and is real, too, yet it had a bubble. Ditto real estate, etc. AI is definitely a bubble and it will eventually crash. This won't remove AI from the world, but it will detonate market values.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 08:54 AM (HnUIn)

Again, I disagree. AI is unique. Not only because it's new and exciting but because it's capable of training itself, eventually. AI is only limited by the computers we can build and the messy data it hasn't gotten access to yet.

I don't think we're seeing all the applications yet, like medicine and finance, so I don't think we can accurately claim bubble without knowing the real market value.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:59 AM (3CVIc)

473 Hippos were the inspiration for the mechanical manure spreader.

Posted by: True Facts! at February 15, 2024 09:00 AM (4I/2K)

474 Cisco hasn't been innovating for some time. They rode the UCS chassis into the ground and started losing market share to Dell and HP.

Their core switch and router business is built on refreshes and maintenance renewals. It's not going anywhere but it doesn't grow much. ...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:56 AM (3CVIc)
++++
Cisco tries but often fails. It's akin to a utility company now. It's always there and does fine, but it doesn't do much new anymore.

UCS was a splendid platform. Still is, in fact, and still works. But they failed to maintain competitive edge and now it's just one of many.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:00 AM (HnUIn)

475 464
Federal officials said that voter databases could be targeted ahead of the 2024 election.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 08:56 AM (LkLld)

What does that mean - could be targeted?
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 08:57 AM (xhfG9)

If they are going to go back to the way it used to be illegals were not counted in the population.

Posted by: vic at February 15, 2024 09:00 AM (A5THL)

476 Comer tells Bartiromo that the Bidens were using American Express cards and China was paying their bills.

Subpoena sent to AmEx this morning.
Posted by: IrishEi

Neva reave hlome without it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 09:01 AM (R4t5M)

477 Subpoena sent to AmEx this morning.
Posted by: IrishEi

Oops. Hard drive crashed. Lost the records.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 09:01 AM (2ovLw)

478 I know. I was there.
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On Baltic Avenue??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 09:01 AM (2yu8s)

479 We stand behind every piece of agricultural equipment we make.

Except the manure spreader.

Posted by: John Deere at February 15, 2024 09:01 AM (NBVIP)

480 Sorry, we have no records for Joseph Robinette Biden The Third.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 09:02 AM (2ovLw)

481 I was being snarky with Sponge. It was me who told him about CBD's Manhattan recipe. I made a few last night for myself and my Valentine (I believe you met her at last year's NoVa MoMe). They are quite good - and quite potent!
Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 08:58 AM (pfJ3J)

Insert thumbs up emoji.

I was also being snarky. Kind of. Need a CBD recipe Manhattan to be sure.

Wait - a CBD Manhattan....

We're gonna be rich!

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 09:02 AM (xhfG9)

482 PS there are no natural hippo predators in Colombia.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 08:49 AM (ENQN6)

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I saw the Sterilized Cocaine Hippos open for Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show at Hammersmith Odeon in '76.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 09:03 AM (nCXDi)

483 Again, I disagree. AI is unique. Not only because it's new and exciting but because it's capable of training itself, eventually. AI is only limited by the computers we can build and the messy data it hasn't gotten access to yet.

I don't think we're seeing all the applications yet, like medicine and finance, so I don't think we can accurately claim bubble without knowing the real market value.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:59 AM (3CVIc)
++++
We'll see over the next few years, but I seriously doubt it. AI is a major new tool. It is not all things to all men, it is not magic, it is not independent, it is not free. The market value of AI concerns reflects a world where all those things are true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:03 AM (HnUIn)

484 Ai is not unique and it is not really ai as most think of it

Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 09:03 AM (RjBju)

485 Again, I disagree. AI is unique. Not only because it's new and exciting but because it's capable of training itself, eventually. AI is only limited by the computers we can build and the messy data it hasn't gotten access to yet.

I don't think we're seeing all the applications yet, like medicine and finance, so I don't think we can accurately claim bubble without knowing the real market value.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 08:59 AM (3CVIc)

It is possible that it will be amazing. But so far, AI trained by AI gets worse, not better.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 09:04 AM (xhfG9)

486 There will never be another election without major suspicion of tampering.

And you've got no way of knowing unless someone gets caught. And apparently, that barely matters anymore.

It's one of the reasons I think Trump may lose. Just a blatant steal with a 'waddya gonna do about it' middle finger after.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:04 AM (3CVIc)

487 Check records for social security number 2.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 09:04 AM (2ovLw)

488 >>Cisco tries but often fails. It's akin to a utility company now. It's always there and does fine, but it doesn't do much new anymore.

Cisco itself hasn't done much new in a very long time. A significant part of their growth almost from the beginning came from acquisitions which they did extremely well.

They were printing cash in the early days by the truckload and a lot of focus was put on growth through acquisition. A huge number of startups happened in that era with the target exit strategy of being acquired by Cisco.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 09:04 AM (LkLld)

489
County Sheriff Michael Bouchard says the gangs are from South America and are bypassing high-tech security.

The police, who love video footage, are saying the gangs are figuring out how to stop the recording. My guess might be throwing the main power off in the service panel.

Apparently they like homes that back up to natural hiding spots. They wait until dark then swoop in - between 5 and 9 pm. Millions of dollars of stuff is being stolen.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 09:05 AM (nIvob)

490 From the clip I saw of her, she looked like perhaps the stupidest cow in the barn.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 15, 2024 08:27 AM (jbnUc)

Only saw a still but her husband looked pretty stoked at the idea of watching his wife get railed round-robin by some swarthy invaders.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 09:05 AM (z99Zw)

491 For the record, I also think AI will kill us all.

Just so you know where I stand.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:05 AM (3CVIc)

492 Russia =/= USSR.

I'll bet you also didn't believe USSR = Russian Empire.
Just the cutest li'l thang. Flat spot patted onto your head.
Big difference, a hundred years ago, idiots were useful.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 15, 2024 09:06 AM (zdLoL)

493 They were printing cash in the early days by the truckload and a lot of focus was put on growth through acquisition. A huge number of startups happened in that era with the target exit strategy of being acquired by Cisco.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 09:04 AM (LkLld)
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Yup. Common in the explosive growth phase. It can work, too, if it is managed well. Cisco managed it well, but nothing lasts forever.

One company at which I worked did not manage it well. It bought everything under the sun, and eventually had to divest a lot of it and get back to basics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:06 AM (HnUIn)

494 And here we go.

@EpochTimes
·
19m
‘Extremely Alarming’ Election Threats Trigger Warning From FBI

Federal officials said that voter databases could be targeted ahead of the 2024 election.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 08:56 AM (LkLld)

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BREAKING: FBI Pre-ThoughtCrime Unit Cancels 2024 Elections Ahead of Cyber-Hacking Event. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 09:06 AM (nCXDi)

495 Wait - a CBD Manhattan....

We're gonna be rich!
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 09:02 AM (xhfG9)

*Bill Cosby has entered the chat*

Posted by: Doof at February 15, 2024 09:06 AM (pfJ3J)

496 When salted it is called zee-koe speck, is very much like excellent fat bacon,

*******

I'm going to need a larger frying pan.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 15, 2024 09:06 AM (991eG)

497 "More than 30 pro-Palestinian Harvard students participated in a 12-hour hunger strike Friday "

Which is different than 'intermittent Fasting' how, exactly?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:33 AM (a1415)

Most people who do IF go at least 16.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 09:07 AM (z99Zw)

498
BREAKING: FBI Pre-ThoughtCrime Unit Cancels 2024 Elections Ahead of Cyber-Hacking Event. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 09:06 AM (nCXDi)

Can we do this? Hey Bob, are we allowed to do this??

Posted by: Some Feeb at February 15, 2024 09:07 AM (3CVIc)

499 And you've got no way of knowing unless someone gets caught. And apparently, that barely matters anymore.

It's one of the reasons I think Trump may lose. Just a blatant steal with a 'waddya gonna do about it' middle finger after.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:04 AM (3CVIc)

Thing is that there are ways to know whether an election is straight or not, but for some reason Democrats say that doing them that way is bad.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 09:07 AM (xhfG9)

500 @EpochTimes
·
19m
‘Extremely Alarming’ Election Threats Trigger Warning From FBI

Federal officials said that voter databases could be targeted ahead of the 2024 election.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 08:56 AM (LkLld)

Translated: A high volume of Trump voters will be at the polls and must be attacked accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:07 AM (vf0Uk)

501 AI is a major new tool. It is not all things to all men, it is not magic, it is not independent, it is not free. The market value of AI concerns reflects a world where all those things are true.

Most major AIs have been given leftist brain damage, which actively works against it noticing true facts. So as you said, the real value would be if that wasn't happening.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 09:08 AM (YRLP/)

502 Can we do this? Hey Bob, are we allowed to do this??
Posted by: Some Feeb at February 15, 2024 09:07 AM (3CVIc)

Mandatory annual training did not include any modules that said we couldn't....

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 09:08 AM (xhfG9)

503 Federal officials said that voter databases could be targeted ahead of the 2024 election.

They must lock down the databases so nobody can see the fraud.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 09:08 AM (YRLP/)

504 "More than 30 pro-Palestinian Harvard students participated in a 12-hour hunger strike Friday " ...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 08:33 AM (a1415)
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There is nothing that says, "I come from the richest and most plentiful civilization in human history" more than "12-hour hunger strike."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:09 AM (HnUIn)

505 Oh look, another trip to the bathroom.

🚽

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:10 AM (3CVIc)

506 In the space of a few months we went from “the Uke juggernaut counteroffensive will be unstoppable” to now “they’re rationing ammo so we gotta save them with more $$”…. We’ve always been at war with EastAsia
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 08:34 AM (gqhqp)

As I understand it, during their counteroffensive (which, supposedly, they were pressured into by Milley) they blew through the entire western world's munitions reserve to advance a few kilometers - which they have subsequently lost because they no longer have men or munitions.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 09:10 AM (z99Zw)

507 Saying "voter databases may be a target" is just FUD.

What does that mean? They will targeted for use in identity theft? They will be altered in some way to make something happen? They will be taken offline which means...what exactly?

Just FUD. Be afraid, there is a vague threat of...something...and that means we need extraordinary powers to intervene.

Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 09:10 AM (xhfG9)

508 I doubt that 1% of the population could give a good specific definition of “AI”… I know I couldn’t. People talk about it constantly without even knowing what it is…. For me it conjures Arnie’s Terminator or the machines in The Matrix.

For now I’ll just assume it’s a potentially powerful computing tool but I doubt it’ll have anywhere near the impact of, oh say, the iPhone rollout in 2007… which really did change the world dramatically

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 09:11 AM (gqhqp)

509 Most major AIs have been given leftist brain damage, which actively works against it noticing true facts.

To expand on that, one of the AIs was asked pre-damage how to eliminate crime in the US and it suggested that sending all of the blacks back to Africa would eliminate half of all crime (which is correct per FBI stats). Democrats were very, very angry about that.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 09:11 AM (YRLP/)

510 Oh look, another trip to the bathroom.

Godspeed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 09:11 AM (R4t5M)

511 486 There will never be another election without major suspicion of tampering.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 09:04 AM (3CVIc)

We could ask for UN election monitors.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:12 AM (KpWJP)

512 Chicago just became a lot less safe and a lot more dangerous as socialist Mayor Brandon Johnson ends the use of ShotSpotter to help police nab the bad guys because it

A. It does not work
B. disproportionately targets minorities
C. Too expensive to support.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 09:12 AM (ENQN6)

513 @512: B, of course.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 09:12 AM (YRLP/)

514 Biden was too old 4 years ago
He was only elected because he wasn't Trump
He still isn't Trump

Posted by: Paul banned at February 15, 2024 09:13 AM (CbZKL)

515 As I understand it, during their counteroffensive (which, supposedly, they were pressured into by Milley) they blew through the entire western world's munitions reserve to advance a few kilometers - which they have subsequently lost because they no longer have men or munitions.

Zelensky recently fired his top general for saying that they don't have enough military-age males left in Ukraine to make any real gains now.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 09:14 AM (YRLP/)

516 prayers for JJ's quick recovery!

thanks CBD!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 15, 2024 09:14 AM (QwWES)

517 77 "Did the Fed announce that the parade shooter had a ghost gun yet?"

Not yet.

They are still working on photoshopping the ashes onto the suspects foreheads for the mug shots.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 15, 2024 07:25 AM (a1415)

They will have to use the extra-mega-dark black color. IYKWIM

Posted by: Gref at February 15, 2024 09:14 AM (5fDan)

518 The Plan™

Any sort of civil unrest would be cause for the junta to suspend "elections." Fomenting it is another thing, but a thing I personally think they are working on.

I see two possibilities:
- Military age men from the ME and China (along with a huge number of 20 - 40 year old Hispanic men) causing mayhem
- Racial tensions between illegals and blacks leading to urban strife, then more widespread unrest

Or both

In either case it will be white conservatives that are punished.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 09:14 AM (Q4IgG)

519 19m
‘Extremely Alarming’ Election Threats Trigger Warning From FBI

Federal officials said that voter databases could be targeted ahead of the 2024 election.

People looking for dead people and fake addresses is the problem they wish to prevent.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 09:14 AM (ENQN6)

520 an exploding cheese curd? I hope it wasn't out of his ass, that would be messy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 09:15 AM (S6gqv)

521 We could ask for UN election monitors.
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:12 AM (KpWJP)

Jimmy Carter will mull over this while triathlon training.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 09:15 AM (R4t5M)

522 Biden was too old 4 years ago
He was only elected because he wasn't Trump
He still isn't Trump
Posted by: Paul banned

-

Since we're doing haikus:

Biden lost in a landslide 4 years ago
He couldn't even get a dozen cars in a parade
He still isn't Trump

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 09:15 AM (0+Kup)

523 Paul banned at February 15, 2024 09:13 AM (CbZKL)

Congratulations on Biden getting Putin's endorsement in the 2024 election. You must be thrilled.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 09:15 AM (LkLld)

524 When Obama was POTUS the rightwing was alarmed because they thought the Euro allies did not respect him
Trump has publicly stated he would not only not help our NATI allies if Putin attacked but actually went beyond and gave Putin his blessing to do so

Posted by: Paul banned at February 15, 2024 09:16 AM (CbZKL)

525 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 09:16 AM (R4t5M)

526 Posted by: Paul banned at February 15, 2024 09:16 AM (CbZKL)

Shut up, retard.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 15, 2024 09:17 AM (cRrcX)

527 Trump has publicly stated he would not only not help our NATI allies if Putin attacked but actually went beyond and gave Putin his blessing to do so
Posted by: Paul banned

--

I'm already voting for him. You can quit selling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 09:17 AM (0+Kup)

528 We have NATI allies now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 09:17 AM (R4t5M)

529 Zelensky recently fired his top general for saying that they don't have enough military-age males left in Ukraine to make any real gains now.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 09:14 AM (YRLP/)

I pointed that out on X and the Ukraine apologists jumped out and said "No Zelensky is expanding the draft (ie, forced conscription) and that will work!"

They really don't know what happens when a government tries to massively enforce conscription into a meat grinder war. Try Russia 1917.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 09:17 AM (S6gqv)

530 Chicago just became a lot less safe and a lot more dangerous as socialist Mayor Brandon Johnson ends the use of ShotSpotter to help police nab the bad guys because it

A. It does not work
B. disproportionately targets minorities
C. Too expensive to support.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 09:12 AM (ENQN6)
++++
:: places bet ::

The real primary reason is 'B'
The stated reason is 'A' or 'C' or both

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:17 AM (HnUIn)

531 @4Mischief

At least one of the Kansas City Chiefs parade shooters identified as Sahil Omar, a 44 year old illegal immigrant. Biden has failed to protect America from invasion and terrorism

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 09:18 AM (LkLld)

532 We'll see over the next few years, but I seriously doubt it. AI is a major new tool. It is not all things to all men, it is not magic, it is not independent, it is not free. The market value of AI concerns reflects a world where all those things are true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:03 AM (HnUIn)

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It's basically advancing Expert Systems, which have been around for decades, with new & faster applications.

I don't understand (haven't studied) "quantum computing" -- but apparently that's going to be a game-changer when it comes to the speed of results (like the ability to analyze all possible outcomes to a problem and select the optimal or correct one -- depending of course on how "optimal" or "correct" are defined by the system designers -- nearly instantaneously).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 09:18 AM (nCXDi)

533 I was going to tell you all a time traveling joke, but nobody liked it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 15, 2024 09:18 AM (a6z9v)

534 Worth noting that, upon Trump joking about turning NATO over to the Russians if they didn't pay their bills, several prominent leaders in NATO... began to talk about how important it was that they pay their bills.

Posted by: American Hawkman at February 15, 2024 09:18 AM (skAOD)

535 Thanks CBD.

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 09:18 AM (oNgxs)

536 24 of Paul's top 20 comments are idiotic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 09:18 AM (9yWhg)

537 They really don't know what happens when a government tries to massively enforce conscription into a meat grinder war. Try Russia 1917.

There's increasing recognition of just how much WW1 & 2 fucked over Europe in general, as well.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 09:19 AM (YRLP/)

538 >>I finally found out why I can not get my bank balance on line. If they send a freaking one time code to my email account I can not access it. They can not send it to my phone because I can not get text messages.

So I am SOL.
- - -

Vic, can you have them call you at your home phone with the code?
My parents have a problem getting that one-time code on their phones, but there's a "call me" option for a non-cellphone delivery.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:19 AM (RXyKO)

539 Cheese erectiions at the NOrthern border

Happy New Year , JR!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:19 AM (Vu7A1)

540 533 I was going to tell you all a time traveling joke, but nobody liked it.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 15, 2024 09:18 AM (a6z9v)

; )

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:19 AM (KpWJP)

541 Gee, I recall President Biden giving Putin permission to seize Donbas, numbnuts. How did that work out?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 09:19 AM (2yu8s)

542 24 of Paul's top 20 comments are idiotic.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 09:18 AM (9yWhg)
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Facts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:19 AM (HnUIn)

543 Gee, I recall President Biden giving Putin permission to seize Donbas, numbnuts. How did that work out?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 15, 2024 09:19 AM (2yu8s)
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He seized Donbas?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:20 AM (HnUIn)

544 @4Mischief

At least one of the Kansas City Chiefs parade shooters identified as Sahil Omar, a 44 year old illegal immigrant. Biden has failed to protect America from invasion and terrorism

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 09:18 AM (LkLld)

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TBF, he did cast over 1000 votes in 10 different states for Biden in 2020, so he's got that going for him. Which is nice ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 09:20 AM (nCXDi)

545 >>I don't understand (haven't studied) "quantum computing" -- but apparently that's going to be a game-changer when it comes to the speed of results

That's. . . kray-kray!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:20 AM (RXyKO)

546 Pounced and seized.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 09:20 AM (R4t5M)

547 Remember Matt Taibbi, the journalist who once resided in Russia? He's fully on team Trump now, pushing a story
based on anonymous "credible sources" about how Obama illegally targeted 26 Trump associates for investigation. Matt Taibbi: ‘Something About Trump Is So Triggering to This Group of People’.

He used to be an editor for Rolling Stone, wrote for The Nation, appeared on MSNBC shows, but for some reason seems to have gone over to the dark side.

This is the guy who knifed General Clark with an article, so he was always a piece of shit to me.

He earned Democratic cred mercilessly attacking Dubya. Once Obama was elected his Libertarian side came to the fore. He got his start in Russia, which probably explains his TFG apologia.

It was nice when everybody was on the same page during the Bush administration. Then Obama happened, and in 2016 they lost their minds. Radicals said he was a corporate sellout and disappointment.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 09:21 AM (Vv5Qq)

548 That's. . . kray-kray!
Posted by: Lizzy

Please, don't turn this into a Taylor Swift thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 09:21 AM (9yWhg)

549 It was nice when everybody was on the same page during the Bush administration. ..

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

--

Yeah, it's weird how that happened. He was literally Hitler, but turned out to be Obama's best friend.

And then Trump voters pulled the curtain back and here we are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 09:22 AM (0+Kup)

550 Great News, Jewells!

Posted by: AnnaS at February 15, 2024 09:22 AM (FnSbk)

551 JJ's Milk Maid has him played him out. Once again into the breach, JJ.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 09:23 AM (DyHJQ)

552 If they send a freaking one time code to my email account I can not access it

Why can't you access your email?

Posted by: Halfhand at February 15, 2024 09:24 AM (oMTHf)

553 Yeah, it's weird how that happened. He was literally Hitler, but turned out to be Obama's best friend.

Yeah. We were all wrong about W, but Al Gore probably still would've been worse.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 09:24 AM (YRLP/)

554 It is darkly amusing to see how much the Left hates Matt Taibbi now. Matt Taibbi is the last completely honest Journalist still working in America. He doesn't back left or right; he calls out corruption when he sees it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 15, 2024 09:25 AM (S6gqv)

555 >>At least one of the Kansas City Chiefs parade shooters identified as Sahil Omar, a 44 year old illegal immigrant.

Oh, that's a ~~two-fer~~ three-fer: non-white, non-Christian, non-citizen!

But do please go on about the biggest threat to Our Democracy(tm) being white, Christian nationalists, FBI/DNC/DHS. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:25 AM (RXyKO)

556 Jewells left this at the end of the tech thread.

"Also wanted to tell you all the PET scan showed great results from the treatment! MRI showed no cancer."

WINNING!!!!

God is great!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:25 AM (vf0Uk)

557 That's the magic of W... he was genuinely awful, but he was better than McCain would have been if he'd won the primary and better than Gore or Kerry. That's how low the bar was.

Posted by: American Hawkman at February 15, 2024 09:26 AM (skAOD)

558 Those cheese heads. Amirite?

Posted by: Not this shit again at February 15, 2024 09:26 AM (VYnM/)

559 >>It is darkly amusing to see how much the Left hates Matt Taibbi now. Matt Taibbi is the last completely honest Journalist still working in America. He doesn't back left or right; he calls out corruption when he sees it.

I'm glad he's doing it but all he is reporting is what a handful on amateur sleuths uncovered 6 years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 09:27 AM (LkLld)

560 555 >>At least one of the Kansas City Chiefs parade shooters identified as Sahil Omar, a 44 year old illegal immigrant.
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Haji gets excited about KC football and Tay Tay. But, mostly Tay Tay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 15, 2024 09:27 AM (DyHJQ)

561 It is possible that it will be amazing. But so far, AI trained by AI gets worse, not better.
Posted by: blaster at February 15, 2024 09:04 AM (xhfG9)

I believe it goes insane because the coders add artificial constraints to ensure that the AI doesn't become -ist and that always runs afoul of the data.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 09:27 AM (z99Zw)

562 Yeah, it's weird how that happened. He was literally Hitler, but turned out to be Obama's best friend.
-

Yeah. We were all wrong about W, but Al Gore probably still would've been worse.
Posted by: Ian S.

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I'm beginning to understand that wisdom comes from accepting that they would be the same, and the notion of better/worse for folks on the same team has been part of the con for a long time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 09:27 AM (0+Kup)

563 Is a cheese curd explosion anything like a kiln explosion?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:27 AM (vf0Uk)

564 Mark Zuckerberg said that by the end of 2024, the company’s computing infrastructure will include 350,000 H100 graphics cards using NVidia chips. That suggests the company is spending billions of dollars on Nvidia’s leading chips that can cost over $40,000 on eBay due to heavy demand.

350,000 x $40,000 = $14 bilion

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 09:28 AM (RHGPo)

565 FBI says there will be more hacking of the voter registration database than there was in 2020.

What? Yeah, of course there was massive registration database hacking in 2020. We know all about it. We are the FBI, we are skilled at this!

What did we do about it? Welll... er... we are uh... building contacts... don't want to compromise methods... waiting to catch a big fish....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 15, 2024 09:28 AM (2ovLw)

566 >>I'm beginning to understand that wisdom comes from accepting that they would be the same, and the notion of better/worse for folks on the same team has been part of the con for a long time.

Touches nose, points at you.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 15, 2024 09:28 AM (LkLld)

567 >>Jewells left this at the end of the tech thread.
"Also wanted to tell you all the PET scan showed great results from the treatment! MRI showed no cancer."

EXCELLENT NEWS!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:29 AM (RXyKO)

568 Police are searching for a woman who allegedly stole thousands of dollars worth of chewing gum in Orange County. On Jan. 27, the woman was captured on surveillance cameras stealing around $1,800 worth of gum from a store in Irvine, according to the Irvine Police Department.

... when you find her, don't look under any of her furniture

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 09:30 AM (RHGPo)

569 Thank you, CBD, for stepping up!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:30 AM (KpWJP)

570 The U.S. is burning and no one has a fire extinguisher.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 15, 2024 09:30 AM (/Td2i)

571 350,000 x $40,000 = $14 bilion
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 09:28 AM (RHGPo)
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Meta ain't paying eBay scalper prices.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 09:31 AM (HnUIn)

572 Art's up!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 09:31 AM (KpWJP)

573 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 09:31 AM (vf0Uk)

574 Thanks, CBD. Give J.J. our best.

AOC: There Will Be 'Grave Impacts' on Democracy If Trump Becomes President

Indeed, there would as it's doubtful we'd see much along the lines of:
February 14, 2024, The White House
Memorandum on the Deferred Enforcement Departure for Certain Palestinians; Memorandum for the Secretary of State, The Secretary of Homeland Security, Subject: Deferred Enforced Departure for Certain Palestinians

In part, "While I remain focused on improving the humanitarian situation, many civilians remain in danger; therefore, I am directing the deferral of removal of certain Palestinians who are present in the United States."

AOC plays as cunningly as the academics - and Nancy, Chuck, Mitch - picking positions. Also, don't see her disciplined (Met Gala) or pushed out of the Squad as in the get Santos mob, right?

AP, 02/08/24, Politics: Progressives in Congress spoke up for a cease-fire in Gaza. Now they’re breaking fundraising records.

Don Joey Two-Face will be memorialized as the 3rd Black President (for about 2 weeks) & breaking the U.S. (like George broke the Bank of England)
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Still standing with Israel

Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (GshMh)

575 - Advance retail sales declined 0.8% for January, down from a 0.4% gain in December and worse than the estimate for a 0.3% drop.
- Sales at building materials and garden stores were especially weak, sliding 4.1%. Miscellaneous store sales fell 3% and motor vehicle parts and retailers saw a 1.7% decrease.
- Also, initial claims for unemployment insurance totaled 212,000 for the week ended Feb. 10, a decline of 8,000 from the previous week’s upwardly revised total and below the estimate for 220,000.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (RHGPo)

576 At least one of the Kansas City Chiefs parade shooters identified as Sahil Omar, a 44 year old illegal immigrant.

Sahil Omar was a suspect in the Fort Worth hotel explosion.

http://tinyurl.com/3chzk9xe

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at February 15, 2024 09:32 AM (Vu7A1)

577 >>FBI says there will be more hacking of the voter registration database than there was in 2020.

"more?"

As in, we're just going from "it was the most secure election in the history of America and people who question this should be canceled/jailed/not allowed to ever hold office" to "yeah, we'll see an uptick in it" as if it's no big deal?!?!?!?!?!

Man, that one tiny word is doing Hella work in that sentence. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:33 AM (RXyKO)

578 I was like, I have to get sheets on the beds. How many people are coming? Where are they from? What ages? We really knew nothing," Jessica told WBZ News on Friday.
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Wait until she realizes that a male will need to remain at home 24/7 from now on.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 08:24 AM (XlZ2m)

The comments following the article pretty much sum up what is being said here. Wait until they try to get these illegals to leave.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 15, 2024 09:39 AM (iODuv)

579 Looks like a group of angles

Posted by: Lizzy at February 15, 2024 09:45 AM (RXyKO)

580 In 1920 T.S.Eliot published an essay that famously said, “Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal; bad poets deface what they take, and good poets make it into something better, or at least something different.”
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 10:29 AM (RHGPo)

The 2nd sentence was "But, at the end of the day, it's just poetry and most of that is crap... so who cares?"

Guy was kinda nihilistic.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 10:32 AM (z99Zw)

581 China Rapidly Outpacing US In Shipbuilding Capabilities In Bid For Maritime Dominance

Look towards Congress and BRAC when it comes to Naval capabilities. And now the U. S. has simply slumped into contracting shipbuilding to other nations (though within U.S. faculties provided) and has also even contracted out the staffing/manpower of certain facilities' shipbuilding operations to other nations.

Go green!

Posted by: L - Former employee of U.S. Naval operations, Philadelphia at February 15, 2024 10:35 AM (GshMh)

582 Why is the U.S. Navy Running Out of Tomahawk Cruise Missiles?

Ukraine

Might Check the Unclassified Department of Defense
Fiscal Year (FY) 2024 Budget Estimates March 2023

The Heritage Foundation's Ukraine Aid Supplemental of February 7, 2024 also sheds light

Posted by: L - Former employee of U.S. Naval operations, Philadelphia at February 15, 2024 10:40 AM (GshMh)

583 Hope you can finally crawl out of bed soon, J.J. And thanks for stepping in, CBD.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at February 15, 2024 02:17 PM (ET1Q8)

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