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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2024 07:30 PM (87/7i)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 13, 2024 07:31 PM (USTAS)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 13, 2024 07:31 PM (USTAS)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2024 07:32 PM (87/7i)
Back in Biden County
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2024 07:32 PM (87/7i)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:32 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2024 07:33 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 13, 2024 07:33 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:33 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Yogi Bear at February 13, 2024 07:35 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at February 13, 2024 07:35 PM (PWI4f)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 07:35 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 07:36 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Czech Chick at February 13, 2024 07:36 PM (I6NNh)
Ewww...how toxicly male! I prefer when they're plunged into my wife...and I'm not allowed to watch.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 13, 2024 07:36 PM (g9ooq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 07:35 PM (a3Q
*Hides empty sardines can*
No.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:36 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 07:37 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:37 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2024 07:33 PM (ftFVW)
who cares what happens to a darn bear?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:37 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2024 07:38 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Always blaming it on the penguins.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 07:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:38 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:38 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2024 07:33 PM (ftFVW)
Because people don't think stuff through.
Yes, let's put up an object to attract both kids and bears.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:38 PM (AJDwy)
We can only hope.
Posted by: Czech Chick at February 13, 2024 07:36 PM
Hope is not a strategy.
Posted by: Dominion at February 13, 2024 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:40 PM (WgujY)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese
When symbolic victories are all you get, gotta learn to savor them.
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2024 07:40 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 13, 2024 07:40 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 07:40 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2024 07:41 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2024 07:41 PM (ENQN6)
Posted by: The hell? at February 13, 2024 07:41 PM (OIFPS)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:41 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2024 07:41 PM (87/7i)
The flesh of the porcupine is said to be used by the Italians as a stimulant; but, never having tasted it myself, I cannot speak from experience as to the virtue of this kind of food.
Posted by: Porcupine Facts at February 13, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:42 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:40 PM (WgujY).
And to you too my dear.
Posted by: Yakety Yak at February 13, 2024 07:42 PM (OIFPS)
10/10 would recommend.
Posted by: AnchorPoint at February 13, 2024 07:43 PM (qgPFD)
by @david8thebaby
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"Further proof that the Arc of History leans Left, comrades! Now get out there and murder a hundred million more babies annually ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 07:43 PM (nCXDi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:44 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:40 PM (WgujY).
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Old & Busted: Big Penguin.
New Hotness: Big Yak.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 07:44 PM (nCXDi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
That's cause discerning Morons don't like evil, furry snakes.
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2024 07:44 PM (ftFVW)
http://tinyurl.com/mr8pephb
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 07:44 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: Porcupine Facts at February 13, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)
Those Eyetalians will eat anything.
Posted by: Ask me how I know, ..Tripe. at February 13, 2024 07:44 PM (OIFPS)
Posted by: lost in space at February 13, 2024 07:44 PM (0hx4U)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:45 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 07:37 PM (eYF7X)
For your new fitness program?
I carried a couple of 35 lb plates around the gym today, to try it out. The teenagers looked at me askance, but f**k those uppity boys.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 07:45 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:45 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:46 PM (2yu8s)
First order of business is reviewing the treasurer report. I'm seeing lots of fundraisers, donations, one expenditures for conventions. Not much GOTV and outreach. Sigh.
Posted by: Moron Analyst/Intrepid Liaison at February 13, 2024 07:46 PM (g9ooq)
Posted by: browndog appreciates creature comforts now at February 13, 2024 07:47 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 07:35 PM
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Always blaming it on the penguins.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 07:38 PM
That's not blame, it's a fact, supported by review of the Café security-cam footage. You *don't* want to know what that "cute" little penguin was engaging in before and after it's "scamper" into that enabler's arms.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 07:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 13, 2024 07:47 PM (Dlpj7)
Posted by: Ask me how I know, ..Tripe. at February 13, 2024 07:44 PM (OIFPS)
*nods sagely* Lampredotto...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 13, 2024 07:47 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:45 PM (AJDwy)
So they ferret them out?
Posted by: Guido Bandito at February 13, 2024 07:47 PM (OIFPS)
We can only hope.
Posted by: Czech Chick at February 13, 2024 07:36 PM
Hope is not a strategy.
Posted by: Dominion at February 13, 2024 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Right up until they start counting the mail in ballots.
Posted by: Reforger at February 13, 2024 07:47 PM (B705c)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 07:47 PM (nCXDi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA"
Ok.
Wallace, in his travels in the US, tells us that the Indians stewed a ferret for their dinner, and as they considered the meat a great delicacy, he tasted it, and found it tender and very palatable.They are undoubtedly a "recherché morceau", for, being essentially weasels, they have no fishy flavour.
Posted by: Ferret Facts at February 13, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)
First order of business is reviewing the treasurer report. I'm seeing lots of fundraisers, donations, one expenditures for conventions. Not much GOTV and outreach. Sigh.
Posted by: Moron Analyst/Intrepid Liaison at February 13, 2024 07:46 PM (g9ooq)
Now is the time for rigor and a reign of terror. Or a bake sale, those are good too.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 07:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 13, 2024 07:47 PM (PiwSw)
Huh. Never had that. Came home one day and Nona had live eels in the tub. Fun times as a kid.
Posted by: Guido Bandito at February 13, 2024 07:50 PM (OIFPS)
Exclusive J6 surveillance video shows a bomb sniffing canine search an SUV outside DNC HQ at 9:50am on Jan 6.
Proceeded to walk right past location of “pipe bombs” a few feet away. No bomb detected.
http://tinyurl.com/3zp4wh3n
52 seconds; unfortunately not a closeup video, befitting the Café.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:50 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2024 07:50 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 07:50 PM (YFtYd)
First order of business is reviewing the treasurer report. I'm seeing lots of fundraisers, donations, one expenditures for conventions. Not much GOTV and outreach. Sigh.
Posted by: Moron Analyst/Intrepid Liaison at February 13, 2024 07:46 PM (g9ooq)
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Bless you, MA!
/How much spent on floral arrangements?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 07:50 PM (nCXDi)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2024 07:51 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 07:51 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 07:50 PM (YFtYd)
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That's what we call "Phrasing Overload" in The Biz ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 07:51 PM (nCXDi)
Posted by: andycanuck
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Right you are, Kenny.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 13, 2024 07:51 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Redenzo at February 13, 2024 07:52 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:53 PM (WgujY)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:45 PM (2yu8s)
Punishment is the only way people learn.
Posted by: XTC at February 13, 2024 07:53 PM (6Uni8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2024 07:53 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Ask me how I know, ..Tripe.
*nods sagely* Lampredotto...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
* casu marzu has entered the chat *
* okay, the live maggots in the casu marzu have entered the chat. the cheese is mostly just sitting there. *
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2024 07:54 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:54 PM (WgujY)
http://tinyurl.com/mr8pephb
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 07:44 PM (ZgeZs)
What could possibly go wrong?
/sarc
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 13, 2024 07:55 PM (GTqXr)
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Can't end poorly enough to make a dent in that sanctimonious carapace. People like this are like the families of Kate Steinle and Molly Tibbets, who made sure to sally forth to press and give full-throated endorsements of illegal immigration.
These sparks of the divine could burn her house, eat her husband in a Salvadoran blood ritual, and run a train on her for 36 hours... If the press came to her hospital room afterward, she'd just croak out "Trump Will Not Divide Us."
Karen won't stop virtue signaling, ever. Long after she's dead, you'll be able to hear muffled Leftist slogans emanating from her grave on quiet nights. "My corpse, my right... No human being is illegal... Michelle looks FABULOUS..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:55 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:56 PM (WgujY)
There you go, Diogenes. Is there a spider in the bathtub I need to get rid of for you, too?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2024 07:56 PM (Ft2MX)
Posted by: Nova Local at February 13, 2024 07:56 PM (exHjb)
right in front of Pike's Peak
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 07:57 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 07:58 PM (ZgeZs)
There you go, Diogenes. Is there a spider in the bathtub I need to get rid of for you, too?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2024 07:56 PM (Ft2MX)
Naaa. Spiders I can handle. I use them to keep the grandkids in line.
Damned woodpeckers wake me in the morning and from my naps.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 07:59 PM (YFtYd)
right in front of Pike's Peak
Posted by: Don Black
Must be hella windy there, to blow the mountains over like that.
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2024 07:59 PM (DgGvY)
We can only hope.
Posted by: Czech Chick
Very low Election Day turnout reported for NY-3. That's probably a good thing. R's are more likely to vote on election days. The early vote was good for the D's.
Not accordilng to reports I've seen. An election worker early said a steady stream of voters had already come thru his polling place in NY-3...and that was despite the snow.
One thing not mentioned in the coverage is, IMO, what how the post-Dobbs element will effect the vote. Short interviews with voters, mostly white men, mentioned crime, imigration, inflation — the usual stuff — but no one mentioned women's rights being snatched away.
Just imagine, in that far-from-Manhattan where-immigrants-have-actually been-dropped-off in, in that relatively well off enclave of suburbia that immigration is a pressing problem. Oh the horror.
It's going to come down to persuasion. R’s out number D’s in registration in this district. So if Souzzi’s team did their job we should win.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 07:59 PM (g9ooq)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 07:59 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas,
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They aren't as sharp as the Conquistadors swords were but they do the job.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 08:00 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:54 PM (WgujY)
I bought two with my paper route money as a kid and because of their "I can't sleep all day like you do at school, I have to work" aspect, I had to return them after like 5 days.
My dad was a Vietnam vet who slept on pins and needles and any sound at night woke him up.
I woke up one the last morning I had them and the cage was in the garage.
Posted by: Reforger at February 13, 2024 08:02 PM (B705c)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 13, 2024 08:02 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)
the old Laramide Orogeny, coming at you
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ben Had
I was hoping you didn't mean there'd be ferret, cause....
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:45 PM
I thought you were more of a river otter, and Yoko Ono, man?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2024 07:54 PM (DgGvY)
Looked it up; did not watch the video. Nope.
Posted by: Guido Bandito at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (OIFPS)
the GoodThink Leftist Family takes in the illegales
who cook for them and clean their house, maybe do the garden
AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY THEM!
AND! AND! the govt uses our tax money to support the illegales! so they get money to host them, feed them, etc
it's indentured servitude except We The People have to pay for it.
Absolutely insane ... but I could see it catching on with Dems
Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (AcWfM)
right in front of Pike's Peak
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Pike was killed in the War of 1812 during the American sacking of Toronto [then York], when Fort York's powder magazine, boobytrapped by the retreating Anglo-Canadian troops, exploded.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (geLO8)
right in front of Pike's Peak
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 07:57 PM (geLO
Gotta say, the first time I saw Pike's Peak I was really disappointed. Kind of a big hill.
But then I grew up seeing Mt Hood, Mt St Helen's, Mt Adams and Mt Rainier.
You know. Real mountains.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (YFtYd)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:54 PM (WgujY)
79 Where did that MoMe thing come from? Sorry.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:56 PM (WgujY)
Thought you were going for a blended Haiku / Burma Shave jingle...
Posted by: browndog doing double duty tonight at February 13, 2024 08:04 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Dingbat Facts at February 13, 2024 08:04 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: andycanuck
"Right you are Ken!"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2024 08:04 PM (IaTa3)
@ChadPergram
·
1m
From Schumer’s Office:
“The House impeachment managers will present the articles of impeachment to the Senate following the state work period. Senators will be sworn in as jurors in the trial the next day. Senate President Pro Tempore Patty Murray will preside.”
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 08:05 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (2yu8s)
Just like my son, Beau.
Posted by: Joe Biden, sharp as a tack at February 13, 2024 08:05 PM (PiwSw)
The Dems have never been happy that the slaves were freed in 1865.
So they got more.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 13, 2024 08:06 PM (OIFPS)
Posted by: Nova Local at February 13, 2024 07:56 PM (exHjb)
Mayorkas becomes first cabinet secretary impeached since 1876
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 13, 2024 08:06 PM (pV3nx)
that affects everybody
"abortion" that hasn't been banned in NYS -- just the opposite and only directly affects a small minority [not that the DUmmies are including the dead child in that figure].
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:07 PM (2yu8s)
There you go, Diogenes. Is there a spider in the bathtub I need to get rid of for you, too?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2024 07:56 PM
.45 ACP. Good choice. ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Pretty good, with a great cook, shrimp, and a lot of rice.
This year, why don't you bring a friend for dinner.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 13, 2024 08:06 PM (OIFPS)
Not like dog, that's for damn sure!
Posted by: Barak H. Obama at February 13, 2024 08:07 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 13, 2024 08:08 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Wallace at February 13, 2024 08:08 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 13, 2024 08:06 PM
Aren't you more interested in how the people who ate them taste?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)
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Yoko Ono is putting on some art show in NYC soon.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:08 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:08 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 08:09 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:09 PM (2yu8s)
Pikes Peak has plenty of vertical. Try hiking up, rather than driving or a narrow-gauge railway.
It is much bigger than you think.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:10 PM (u82oZ)
Why is this dog getting so big???
Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2024 08:10 PM (PZo5T)
Pretty good, with a great cook, shrimp, and a lot of rice.
This year, why don't you bring a friend for dinner.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:07 PM
TBF, I don't think we've ever had fava beans on the TxMoMe menu.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: andycanuck
Just like my son, Beau.
Posted by: Joe Biden, sharp as a tack
Just before he bravely gave his life defending the Alamo.
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2024 08:11 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)
Well I'm not sure Ben would like me tasting the guests. Maybe a lick...but then ya know Heidi doesn't like me licking the guests.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 13, 2024 08:11 PM (OIFPS)
There you go, Diogenes. Is there a spider in the bathtub I need to get rid of for you, too?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2024 07:56 PM
.45 ACP. Good choice. ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)
***
Well now my gutter leaks.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 08:11 PM (YFtYd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 13, 2024 08:08 PM (R4t5M)
McCarthy is no longer in charge...and Mike Johnson is learning how to lead with a minority of the majority...
It was a great day for Mike.
Posted by: Nova Local at February 13, 2024 08:11 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 13, 2024 08:11 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: AnchorPoint at February 13, 2024 08:12 PM (qgPFD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 08:11 PM (YFtYd)
Hello neighbor!
Posted by: Phil Swift at February 13, 2024 08:12 PM (PiwSw)
Pretty good, with a great cook, shrimp, and a lot of rice.
This year, why don't you bring a friend for dinner.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:07 PM
TBF, I don't think we've ever had fava beans on the TxMoMe menu.
Lol. You guyz. Ive run out of friends.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 13, 2024 08:12 PM (OIFPS)
the old Laramide Orogeny, coming at you
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (geLO
We may have issues with Math on the blog, but it is heartening to see that Geology is spoken at ... to a fault.
Posted by: browndog knows his schist at February 13, 2024 08:13 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 13, 2024 08:13 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:54 PM
You were going to bring up the horse trailer at this point, I think?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)
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Rabies from the coonskin cap.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:13 PM (2yu8s)
But then I grew up seeing Mt Hood, Mt St Helen's, Mt Adams and Mt Rainier.
You know. Real mountains.
Ooooh, yeah, I'm so impressed.
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: The Hiimalaya at February 13, 2024 08:14 PM (CsUN+)
Pikes Peak has plenty of vertical. Try hiking up, rather than driving or a narrow-gauge railway.
It is much bigger than you think.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:10 PM (u82oZ)
What???
No pitons? No ropes and carabiners?
Sheesh.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 08:14 PM (YFtYd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:14 PM (u82oZ)
me, on a large American-made motorcycle, at the summit of Pike's Peak
there's an oxygen bar in the cafe, and they have those really big hot pretzels
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:14 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
* notes nick *
Hm. Maybe similar to Kenyan?
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2024 08:14 PM (DgGvY)
Heidi doesn't like me licking the guests ettes.
I rate this as true.
Posted by: NaCl
Not before 10 pm for sure.
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 13, 2024 08:14 PM (ftFVW)
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We're gneiss guys.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:15 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at February 13, 2024 08:15 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: browndog knows his schist at February 13, 2024 08:13 PM
It's sedimentary, my dear browndog.
Posted by: S. Holmes at February 13, 2024 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 13, 2024 08:15 PM (2fIO4)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 13, 2024 08:13 PM (as3uC)
This should be on billboards nationwide.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 08:16 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Don Black
Cannibal Bob's gal won't even let him lick people. I don't think there's any change of getting an orogeny going here.
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2024 08:16 PM (DgGvY)
There are a few technical routes on Pikes Peak. Close to Cheyenne Mountain. So no thanks.
The Crestones, Long's Peak Diamond face, and Capital Peak are for you, then.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 13, 2024 08:16 PM (2fIO4)
Posted by: browndog knows his schist
I've always liked rocks
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2024 08:17 PM (IaTa3)
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Good grief. One of the dumbest senators in history.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:17 PM (ZgeZs)
But then I grew up seeing Mt Hood, Mt St Helen's, Mt Adams and Mt Rainier.
You know. Real mountains.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (YFtYd)
Hey respect your elders young man. Those Mts in Oregon are like 20 million years old. Pikes is like 65 million. Erosion comes for them all.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:17 PM (eoQWY)
0
Don, you gave me info about a Meme Generator or revolvers. Either way. Thanks. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 13, 2024 08:17 PM (OIFPS)
Play gneiss.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:14 PM (u82oZ)
Salty, I would never take you for granite...never!
Posted by: browndog favorite rock is a coprolite at February 13, 2024 08:17 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:18 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:19 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 08:19 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2024 08:19 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Hunty at February 13, 2024 08:19 PM (0FoWg)
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LOL.
Yes.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:20 PM (2yu8s)
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Good grief. One of the dumbest senators in history.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:17 PM (ZgeZs)
Mazie Hirono has entered the chat
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 13, 2024 08:20 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 13, 2024 08:20 PM (OIFPS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:21 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: S. Holmes at February 13, 2024 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Oh, give me a breccia. You punsters are relentless.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 08:21 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2024 08:22 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 08:22 PM (WgujY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 08:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 08:16 PM (OX9vb)
Thanks. Sorry, no newsletter. Go, Horde!
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (V8he0)
But then I grew up seeing Mt Hood, Mt St Helen's, Mt Adams and Mt Rainier.
You know. Real mountains.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (YFtYd)
You realize, none of those other than Rainier is taller than Pikes Peak?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (GtZ7X)
Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: S. Holmes at February 13, 2024 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Oh, give me a breccia. You punsters are relentless.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 08:21 PM (OX9vb)
Puns are the bedrock of the horde
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: She Hobbit
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*?!*
I thought that it was leading the charge of the Light Brigade.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at February 13, 2024 08:13 PM (as3uC)
You can't expect savages to be civilized. Jews are civilized and being civilized means leaning forward to offer your neck so they can cut off your head that much easier. That this also pleases the Jew haters is just coincidence, I'm sure.
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (1Yy3c)
This week, the House will vote on whether the US government must get a WARRANT to search for your private communications that are collected in the digital dragnet used to surveil foreigners.
This landmark vote will show which members faithfully uphold the Constitution.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 08:21 PM (OX9vb)
Ohhhhh, look at April...
Bringing rubble to the rumble
***golf clap***
Posted by: browndog favorite rock is a coprolite at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2024 08:24 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
Going with the obvious choice he's been publicly broadcasting doesn't seem like his style. Puff Vivek up, get him some attention, then pull a switcheroo when there's some bad news you want to get out of the headlines.
I don't recall Pence being a public front-runner for the VP spot in 2016, for example. How Mitt Romney was handled, though....lol
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 13, 2024 08:24 PM (g9ooq)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:24 PM (2yu8s)
This week, the House will vote on whether the US government must get a WARRANT to search for your private communications that are collected in the digital dragnet used to surveil foreigners.
This landmark vote will show which members faithfully uphold the Constitution.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (d7O+i)
does it have a 'and NO PEEKING, Pinky Swear' clause?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:25 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (GtZ7X)
Lol. I love this place. No one gets a break. Ok, now I'm leaving.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 13, 2024 08:25 PM (OIFPS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 08:25 PM (WF0+t)
Posted by: javems at February 13, 2024 08:26 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2024 08:24 PM
I'm sure we'll be able to scrounge up 28 candles.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:26 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 08:22 PM (WgujY)
As I've nothing on my calendar now in October... all competitions are now in the early summer, sciatica permitting, I'm ready to saddle up and ride.
Posted by: browndog still has his maps and directions at February 13, 2024 08:26 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (GtZ7X)
well sitting on a mile high base helps. There are different ways to measure a mountain height.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Heavy Meta
and they shale continue
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:26 PM (geLO
you slate me sometimes
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:27 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 13, 2024 08:27 PM (NBVIP)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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Unless he is ready and willing to do what Trump tells him to do he will be in the way.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 08:28 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: She Hobbit
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*?!*
I thought that it was leading the charge of the Light Brigade.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
She's trying to trick you, Jack! The Charge of the Light Brigade was AT the Battle of the Alamo! Beau went down like a hero, saying "I have not yet begun to fight" when the Zulus demanded he surrender.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 13, 2024 08:28 PM (g9ooq)
Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2024 08:28 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2024 08:28 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (GtZ7X
One probably doesn’t realize it because you are already at 6000 when you are seeing it from Colorado Springs.
Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 08:28 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Heavy Meta
and they shale continue
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:26 PM (geLO
you slate me sometimes
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:27 PM (eoQWY)
Getting horst from laughing out loud.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 13, 2024 08:28 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:29 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:29 PM (0FoWg)
We just learned that Cheer's Norm's real first name is Hillary.
I had forgotten that! [Named after a grandfather.]
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:29 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Oldcat
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I think it's already against the law without a warrant from a judge.
What they are looking for is carte blanch permission.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 08:30 PM (d7O+i)
But then I grew up seeing Mt Hood, Mt St Helen's, Mt Adams and Mt Rainier.
You know. Real mountains.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 08:03 PM (YFtYd)
Hey respect your elders young man. Those Mts in Oregon are like 20 million years old. Pikes is like 65 million. Erosion comes for them all.
Posted by: Oldcat
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The Applachians, once ~20,000 feet. Hood, Ranier, Adams are just uppity kids
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 08:30 PM (XeU6L)
Bringing rubble to the rumble
Posted by: browndog favorite rock is a coprolite at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (TTAGa)
Skreeeeeeeee!
I like rocks.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 08:30 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:27 PM (eoQWY)
One could use a plastic 12" ruler, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 08:31 PM (GtZ7X)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 08:31 PM (WgujY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:32 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 08:30 PM (XeU6L)
The lawn they have to get off of is the Great Plains.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: A well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory at February 13, 2024 08:32 PM (NBVIP)
She's trying to trick you, Jack! The Charge of the Light Brigade was AT the Battle of the Alamo! Beau went down like a hero, saying "I have not yet begun to fight" when the Zulus demanded he surrender.
Posted by: Joe Biden
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See? There again I am confused. I thought he was calling out 'Don't Give Up The Alamo!'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 08:33 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Duuude....we got, like, so high after we legalized pot in 2012. Woooooo! Nothing plain about the primo kush we started growing!
Posted by: Colorado at February 13, 2024 08:33 PM (g9ooq)
~~~~~
Someone said that Vivek should be put in charge of the OMB because in that position he would be able to drastically reduce the number of bureaucrats all across government, which is something he ran on. I'd like to see him in a position like that where he can affect real change rather than VP stuff like funerals, etc.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:33 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:32 PM (0FoWg)
Yep--so green!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 08:33 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Emmie at February 13, 2024 08:33 PM (Sf2cq)
OT but I’ll never forget the mnemonic device from the 6th grade to spell geography.
George East’s old grandfather rode a pig home yesterday.
Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 08:34 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2024 08:35 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Give me an address, I'll ship a few bears your way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 08:35 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 08:35 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 08:30 PM (XeU6L)
The lawn they have to get off of is the Great Plains.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:32 PM
Ahhhh
Geriatric geology!
I love this place.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2024 08:35 PM (6X8wc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:32 PM (0FoWg)
Yep--so green!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 08:33 PM (OX9vb)
Go in the fall, even more color
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:36 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:32 PM (0FoWg)
Yep--so green!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs
And yet we're called the Blue Ridge
Posted by: Shenandoah National Park at February 13, 2024 08:36 PM (NBVIP)
You measure from the base!
Posted by: Mauna Loa at February 13, 2024 08:37 PM (bY0qD)
Posted by: Shenandoah National Park at February 13, 2024 08:36 PM (NBVIP)
Atmospheric perspective.
Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 08:37 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:36 PM (0FoWg)
~~~~~
Don't anyone show YD the ocean.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:38 PM (ZgeZs)
*steps away surreptitiously*
Posted by: The Great Lakes at February 13, 2024 08:38 PM (CsUN+)
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by that logic, Everest is only 10-12,000 feet tall, measured from either of two base camps
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:38 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Oldcat
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This is a blatent lie, calculated to strip tourists of their $.
Stay away from
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 08:38 PM (XeU6L)
2024 988,819
2023: 3,201,144
2022: 2,766,582
2021: 1,956,519
2020: 405,036
2019: 859,501
2018: 404,142
2017: 310,531
Source: US Customs & Border
22,995 a day
22,995 yesterday, 22,995 today, & 22,995 tomorrow
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 08:39 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 13, 2024 08:39 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:39 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:32 PM (0FoWg)
Yep--so green!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
_______
If it's Kentucky, that's probably weed.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 13, 2024 08:40 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:36 PM (0FoWg)
I have the opposite view in SoCal, coming from south Ohio. There every unstripped foot of ground gets shrubs and trees and there is cricks, creeks, streams and rivers all over, here if it is not irrigated its like Mars.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:40 PM (eoQWY)
Michael Shellenberger is reporting a lot of what we knew about the origin of the Russia hoax, the CIA was spying on Trump's campaign and helping create the Russia hoax. Toward the end of Trump's term he had collected all of the information that proved that was what the Obama/Biden CIA did and he kept the information in a binder and he ordered all of the information declassified.
However, the CIA got involved and slow walked the process and the information never released. Now sources close to the House committee that is investigating what happened says the binder appears to be missing. There is a lot of speculation from this group that Trump took the binder with him and that's why they raided Mar A Lago.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 08:40 PM (LkLld)
Geriatric geology!
I love this place.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Sedentary rock, as it were.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 08:40 PM (XeU6L)
This is a big nation but it's quickly becoming not much more than a living landfill.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 13, 2024 08:42 PM (V8he0)
This is starting to sound like a movie.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2024 08:42 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Shenandoah National Park
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Hard to tell through the smoke.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 08:43 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 08:40 PM (LkLld)
Of course they did.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 08:43 PM (AJDwy)
You measure from the base!
Posted by: Mauna Loa at February 13, 2024 08:37 PM (bY0qD)
Taint...you measure from the taint.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 13, 2024 08:43 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:38 PM (geLO
India is still pushing it up, don't be too hasty. Shows the perils of drunk continental drifting.
Asimov had a science article about heights and depths that went into the various ways to do it, not sure of the altitude of the Himmy Plateau.
One that interests me is about a billion years ago North America started to split on an arc from the coast to Michigan down to Arkansas. Then it stopped splitting and got better.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:44 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Robert
Johnson had posted a fists-clenched photo with Scalise, announcing his remission from cancer, saying, “looking forward to having him back in the trenches this week!” Perhaps the cruelty of scaliese will come back and destroy that punk along with the rest of the traitors.
So they refused to vote on a border bill, and then impeach the guy that has actually done more to improve the situation at the border in modern times
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 08:44 PM (g9ooq)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Never dawns on them that Trump is smarter than they are.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 08:44 PM (d7O+i)
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Brennan. Despise that SOB.
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>>>There is a lot of speculation from this group that Trump took the binder with him and that's why they raided Mar A Lago.
~~~~~
I really, really hope he does have it.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:45 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 08:44 PM (g9ooq
It scares me that they actually believe this nonsense.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 08:46 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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If you don't believe the lie you're not part of the team.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 08:48 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 08:44 PM (g9ooq
It scares me that they actually believe this nonsense.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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You see, it depends on how you define 'improve'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 13, 2024 08:48 PM (XeU6L)
*sniff...sneeze*
Posted by: New Madrid at February 13, 2024 08:48 PM (V8he0)
Me too. He was just on Waters show talking about the piece he and Taibbi released today and teasing that tomorrow he is going to release what they know about what happened to the binder.
I've always thought this is why the Biden Administration freaked out and raided his home. It had to be something that scared the crap out of them and this would certainly qualify.
It was only a matter of time that the CIA would run a color revolution on the US.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 08:48 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Oldcat
Mississippi river?
Posted by: SFGoth at February 13, 2024 08:48 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:49 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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what form did the improvement take
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:50 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 08:23 PM (GtZ7X)
But you are viewing those big Cascade peaks from maybe a couple hundred feet, or less, above sea level. Denver is at a mile elevation, so Pike's Peak looks smaller from that viewpoint.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2024 08:50 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: browndog appreciates creature comforts now at February 13, 2024 08:50 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 13, 2024 08:50 PM (X7yt5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 08:46 PM (AJDwy)
The power of the mind controlling smartphones over a third of the population is astonishing. If the Silicon Valley hatefeed tells them to eat a lightbulb to show solidarity with Hamas or whatever, they'll all be bleeding from the mouth by morning and angrily glaring at anyone with intact lips.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:50 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2024 08:44 PM (g9ooq
It scares me that they actually believe this nonsense.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 08:46 PM (AJDwy)
To them, turning the border over to drug traffickers and child raping coyotes *is* an improvement.
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 08:51 PM (1Yy3c)
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They really are frigging nuts.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:51 PM (2yu8s)
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Well, if he knows that Trump has it (or a copy of it) I hope he keeps his mouth shut. Next thing you know, Mar a Lago would be up in flames.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:51 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: Felix at February 13, 2024 08:53 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:54 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: Oldcat
Mississippi river?
Posted by: SFGoth at February 13, 2024 08:48 PM (KAi1n)
Too old for that - the Mississippi had to grow from the formation of the Rockies and Glacial ice to make the basin.
Apparently it was all South America's fault, or part of it as it had not collected it all yet.
http://tinyurl.com/2epv3d4x
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:55 PM (eoQWY)
Not to worry. It's next to the Arc of the Covenant.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 13, 2024 08:55 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2024 08:55 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2024 08:50 PM (tkR6S)
That's what SHE said.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 13, 2024 08:56 PM (GtZ7X)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:50 PM (0FoWg)
Believe me, liberals were just as stupid before smartphones as they are now.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 08:56 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 08:56 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 08:40 PM (LkLld)
He hid it under an illegal alien who has refused to show for his hearing. IT WILL NEVER BE FOUND!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 08:57 PM (D7oie)
⚔️5 - 👑0
Everyone’s getting in on the fun…
Posted by: browndog appreciates creature comforts now
Is that a swordfight with Bart Simpson?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 08:58 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: free tibet at February 13, 2024 08:58 PM (iNp3L)
US Iintelligence asked the “Five Eyes” intelligence alliance to surveil Trump’s associates and share the intelligence they acquired with US agencies, say sources close to a House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence (HSPCI) investigation. The Five Eyes nations are the US, UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 08:58 PM (Zx2yY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 08:36 PM (0FoWg)
Ever hafta drink water from a hoofprint ?
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2024 08:58 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 13, 2024 08:59 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:59 PM (2yu8s)
Very few people in America realize that their vote will be rendered meaningless...
...
Rogan points out that Democrats want to permanently change the voting demographics in the United States by importing as many votes as possible.
However, he finds it crazy to allow millions of illegal immigrants to enter the country each year, especially considering the increase in the number of terrorists caught at the southern border over the years:
2017: 2
2018: 6
2019: 0
2020: 3
2021: 15
2022: 98
2023: 169
http://tinyurl.com/m74mdkd9
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 08:59 PM (d7O+i)
In my little chuck of Tennessee alone, there are over 200 named waterfalls. That's just in a five/six county area.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2024 08:59 PM (IaTa3)
Everyone’s getting in on the fun…
Posted by: browndog appreciates creature comforts now
Is that a swordfight with Bart Simpson?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 08:58 PM (63Dwl)
Sabers vs ? not sure what hockey team is a crown
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 09:00 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 09:01 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 09:01 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:01 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2024 08:59 PM (IaTa3)
We might be kinda near each other.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 09:01 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: free tibet at February 13, 2024 09:01 PM (iNp3L)
Can't wait!
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I look forward to the play-by-play!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:59 PM (2yu8s
ROFL
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 09:01 PM (AJDwy)
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Abbott's been endorsing blue Republican for state House and Senate.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 09:02 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Keep an eye out for me - I routinely wear an AoSHQ Moron Horde ball cap.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2024 09:02 PM (IaTa3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 09:03 PM (AJDwy)
285 If Trump gets elected (Dear God, please let it be so), he needs to have the federal agencies at the swearing in and as soon as he is sworn in, FIRE THEM ALL.
Posted by: free tibet at February 13, 2024 09:01 PM (iNp3L)
LOL good one.
- fedgov unions
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:03 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Welcome to the Actual Time Zone.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 13, 2024 09:04 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 08:59 PM (2yu8s
ROFL
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 09:01 PM (AJDwy)
It would be more blow-by-blow, one would think. Good luck with the ordeal, AlaBAMA. I hope everything comes out alright.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2024 09:04 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 08:49 PM (geLO
The Super Bowl is running long this year.
Must be all the commercials.
Posted by: JT at February 13, 2024 09:04 PM (T4tVD)
⛰️
Yes, I see just from pasting it in the comment box. [Green bottom]
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 09:04 PM (2yu8s)
I don't think he knows, just speculation. But it would make a lot of sense that if Trump had all of the information and the CIA was preventing its release he would take it with him.
Now that would make a hell of an October Surprise.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 09:05 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 09:05 PM (AJDwy)
🌋
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 09:05 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Braenyard
I don't think they care if the illegals vote. They count for representation whether they are legal or not, so voila, more democrat districts with less voters.
It is representation without taxation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 09:05 PM (Zx2yY)
Posted by: browndog appreciates creature comforts now at February 13, 2024 09:06 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:07 PM (bWsRe)
It is representation without taxation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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It's being tried in NY court right now.
Details are in the link.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 09:08 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 09:09 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: browndog appreciates creature comforts now at February 13, 2024 09:09 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:07 PM (bWsRe)
Better yet- HoR grows stones and defunds the agency. Bye-bye, get the fuck out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 13, 2024 09:10 PM (R4t5M)
I don't think they care if the illegals vote. They count for representation whether they are legal or not, so voila, more democrat districts with less voters.
It is representation without taxation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2024 09:05 PM (Zx2yY)
Montana went to scotus and said because of illegals they should have 2 seats but only have 1 seat. With their second seat taken by California. Scotus said nope go fuck off Montana. This was in the 90s. Same scotus that said no to term limits.
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:10 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 09:05 PM (LkLld)
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Indeed! And we really, really need a big win like that.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 09:11 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 09:11 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:12 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Oldcat
So if the crust starts splitting but then stops, is that a faulty fault?
Posted by: mikeski at February 13, 2024 09:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 09:14 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:14 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:33 PM (ZgeZs)
He did a podcast with Andrew Schultz where he went into detail about massive cuts. It was impressive. I like the guy, but I'd like him better with ten years of battle scars.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 13, 2024 09:14 PM (z+89e)
Next thing you see - they'll be installing multiple water fountains. Then making separate but equal schools.
Hence the difference between North and South. The South has to integrate, because there are so many Blacks and Mexicans, there is no other choice to keep civilization moving.
The North likes the idea of integration. But not in their backyard.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 09:15 PM (DgKCv)
@ProfMJCleveland
8m
OMgosh...you know what this means? Our frickin' IC thinks it is in charge and runs whomever is president.
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I like Margot and really thought she was a lot smarter than this.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 09:15 PM (ZgeZs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,
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We're sorry but that position no longer exists.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 09:15 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:16 PM (bWsRe)
Well she also thinks the news that Shellenberger and Taibbi are reporting is something new when people like Fool Nelson and Jeff Carlson and others have been saying this for years.
I find this one of the most unintentionally telling statements of who is really running this country. It's shocking that it didn't cause more of an outrage. Trump was the elected POTUS at the time.
http://tinyurl.com/2apbwmru
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 09:20 PM (LkLld)
A coalition of 22 Republican state attorneys general is warning President Biden that his recent moratorium on liquefied natural gas (LNG) export projects is unlawful
“The Biden Admin’s hatred of American energy has reached a new extreme “This moratorium on liquefied natural gas exports is both illegal and irrational. This natural gas policy is going to blow up in the Administration’s face.”
http://tinyurl.com/38n3cuty
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 09:20 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2024 09:20 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2024 09:20 PM (tkR6S)
I think all the federal agencies' SWAT teams should be seconded to border patrol and sent to patrol the border.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 09:23 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2024 09:20 PM (tkR6S)
Oh I like this idea.
Except I'd make them walk the highways of America picking up litter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 09:23 PM (AJDwy)
Posted by: browndog appreciates creature comforts now at February 13, 2024 09:27 PM (TTAGa)
The North likes the idea of integration. But not in their backyard.
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This guy gets it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 13, 2024 09:28 PM (WF0+t)
Schedule F.
http://tinyurl.com/4ffus8x3
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 09:28 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 09:23 PM (AJDwy)
In pink coveralls with a copy of their Ivy Diploma embroidered on the back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2024 09:29 PM (tkR6S)
Except I'd make them walk the highways of America picking up litter.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Mandatory return to office
Shut off the AC
Shut down nearby cell phone towers
Intranet only on computers
Sit there and sweat, and no porn or Tik Tok to pass the time.
GM did similar backwhen they were overstaffed with UAW slobs. They had to pay them, but they made them miserable.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 13, 2024 09:30 PM (8AONa)
A coalition of 22 Republican state attorneys general is warning President Biden that his recent moratorium on liquefied natural gas (LNG) export projects is unlawful
“The Biden Admin’s hatred of American energy has reached a new extreme “This moratorium on liquefied natural gas exports is both illegal and irrational. This natural gas policy is going to blow up in the Administration’s face.”
http://tinyurl.com/38n3cuty
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 09:20 PM (D7oie)
Illegal, unlawful and irrational are the three words that define the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 09:31 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:32 PM (bWsRe)
Which, Obummer shifted from being under Treasury or Interior or wherever it was, and made it a direct White House reporting agency.
Which basically meant that Obummer n' FJB could control the Census info like a video joystick, and cause the funds to where they pleased.
Liberal enclaves, of course.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2024 09:33 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:33 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 13, 2024 09:35 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Montec
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But if PDTdeclares a double secret climate emergency, that would make the contract language null and void, right? Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 13, 2024 09:36 PM (8AONa)
Liberal enclaves, of course.
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Like for example billions for a subway in NYC while rural highways deteriorate?
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:36 PM (bWsRe)
https://youtu.be/MxQXKO194XM
A slow song that does not, in fact, take it to the limit.
Morbid Angel - Cleansed In Pestilence (Blade Of Elohim)
https://youtu.be/wD_D4DJoRS8
These guys take it to the limit.
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 09:37 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:32 PM (bWsRe)
You know, I think every day how glad I am that you come here to tell everyone that everything is hopeless. Thank you for that awesome donation you bring to this community as a whole, and doubly so since it is performed at such a cost to yourself. I think quite a number of people would agree with me that this is a signal service.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 09:39 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 09:32 PM (bWsRe)
That's why you defund the agency. There's no money. Bye-bye, get the fuck out. It's closed for business.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 13, 2024 09:40 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 09:41 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 09:45 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2024 09:46 PM (INu8E)
Posted by: Robert at February 13, 2024 09:47 PM (1Yy3c)
including 2 empty net goals for the Avs
Posted by: Don Black at February 13, 2024 09:48 PM (geLO8)
Besides, they'd never cut the funding off. It would kill them too.
That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2024 09:50 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2024 09:52 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2024 09:56 PM (vRoTw)
Posted by: free tibet at February 13, 2024 09:57 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 13, 2024 09:57 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 13, 2024 09:58 PM (j++Y7)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Hey, don't forget me.
_Nogales AZ.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 09:59 PM (d7O+i)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 13, 2024 10:00 PM (TDvv2)
But then I grew up seeing Mt Hood, Mt St Helen's, Mt Adams and Mt Rainier.
You know. Real mountains.
Ooooh, yeah, I'm so impressed.
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: The Hiimalaya at February 13, 2024 08:14 PM (CsUN+)
Yeah, our little cousins think they're SO big...
Posted by: Denali & family at February 13, 2024 10:01 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: gdgm+ at February 13, 2024 10:04 PM (w0+ZH)
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I really, really hope he does have it.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 08:45 PM (ZgeZs)
We know it is NOT in Melania's lingerie drawer...
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 13, 2024 10:13 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 10:46 PM (2yu8s)
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