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Politico reports that Biden is "frustrated" that the DOJ didn't prosecute his political rivals quickly enough to deliver conviction before the election:

Politico wrote at length about Biden's growing anger at Attorney General Merrick Garland for being an impartial actor and appointing special counsels to investigate him and his family's activities. On Garland's part, he noted the appointments were required since the president left sensitive materials in multiple unsecured locations. Garland isn't expected to run the DOJ if Biden wins a second term. Also, while they don't say it explicitly, Biden's main gripe is that the DOJ didn't move fast enough on the investigations into Donald Trump, preventing the president from weaponizing its findings first. Our own John Hasson and Huy Benson also commented on this White House leak on Twitter. It's a scandal (via Politico):


Frustration within the White House at Garland has been growing steadily.

Last year, Biden privately denounced how long the probe into his son was taking, telling aides and outside allies that he believed the stress could send Hunter Biden spiraling back into addiction, according to the same two people. And the elder Biden, the people said, told those confidants that Garland should not have eventually empowered a special counsel to look into his son, believing that he again was caving to outside pressure.

In recent weeks, President Biden has grumbled to aides and advisers that had Garland moved sooner in his investigation into former President Donald Trump's election interference, a trial may already be underway or even have concluded, according to two people granted anonymity to discuss private matters. That trial still could take place before the election and much of the delay is owed not to Garland but to deliberate resistance put up by the former president and his team.



I like Politico's outrage at the idea that a defendant being persecuted by the state would exercise his full panoply of legal rights to thwart that persecution.

More at the link.

Guy Benson
@guypbenson
This story is a scandal. Biden is fuming that his hand-picked AG didn't meddle in a special counsel probe in order to protect him politically, and is mad his top electoral opponent hasn't been prosecuted more briskly. WH insiders are telegraphing retaliation against the AG:

Guy Benson
@guypbenson

President Norms & Co are making it publicly known that they're displeased that their AG didn't censor the newly-released special counsel report -- and that their DOJ hasn't moved faster in its investigation & prosecution of Biden's likely election opponent...

The media constantly demanded that Trump support Very Special Counsel Robert Mueller and his 17 Angry Democrats. They constantly demanded Trump promise not to fire them, for any reason.

Now that Biden is leaking that he's angry enough at Merrick Garland that he won't have him back as AG, where is the media demanding Biden swear he will re-appoint him, so as not to bias/influence the Noble Incorruptible Merrick Garland's decisions?

Benjamin Weingarten compiles even more damning information from Hur's report.

Here, Biden reads from his classified notebook (taken during a classified briefing) to his no-security-clearance ghostwriter. Just in case anyone wants to pull a Hillary Clinton and claim he didn't know the information was classified, Biden, on audiotape, tells the ghostwriter that it's "probably classified:"

readingfromnotebooksprobablyclassified.jpg

The notebook is classified as "Secret."

bidentopsecretnotebook.jpg

As you probably already knew, Biden is on digital audio saying "I found all the classified stuff downstairs."

While Biden claims that all prices are falling, the Consumer Price Increase not only increased in December, but then accelerated in its rise in January.

Whoops! Whoopsie!

The annualized CPI rate fell slightly to 3.1% from 3.4% in December, but inflation went up month-over-month from 0.2% to 0.3%. Core CPI (less food and energy) remained at 3.9%. Again, these measures are cumulative; they measure price increases based on prices that had previously increased far more rapidly. This annualized figure is based on the January 2023 CPI rate of 6.4%, which was based on the January 2022 rate of 7.5%, and so on. Inflation isn't going "down," it's only accelerating more slowly -- and even that's from a highly accelerated two-plus years of price shocks.

Biden's claims that prices are "falling" is flatly false -- at best, he can claim, in some months, that the rate of price increases has slowed or fallen. But zero prices have "fallen."

You'd think that CNN's expert "fact" checker Daniel Dale might want to point out this major lie about a major campaign issue, but nah, brah, it's all cool.

Feral whore boasts of f***ing 22 men in just ten days and doesn't understand why people think she's a dirty slut.

An Australian woman who bedded 22 men during a recent 10-day vacation has shared her horror at being horrifically "slut-shamed" online.

Taila Maddison is a sex worker from Newcastle who has amassed a following detailing her life as an adult content creator.

After experiencing a recent breakup, Maddison jetted off to Europe, later revealing in a video that she'd slept with multiple men to get over her ex.

Her candid admission quickly went viral after it was shared by a self-titled "woke" influencer who dishes controversial dating advice to men about how to treat women.

Freddiemc, who has almost 1 million followers across Instagram and TikTok, shared his thoughts on Maddison's video -- outrageously claiming that her antics made her a "disgrace to her whole bloodline."

What ensued was a cruel and disturbing avalanche of hate toward the 25-year-old from men who branded it evidence that "we're dealing with the worst generation of women in history."

Maddison told news.com.au she's used to being criticized due to the nature of her work, but said this onslaught felt like an "attack" on her for being a woman who is open about her sexuality.

...

"If it was a guy who posted the video, him and his mates would be high-fiving each other and cheering about it.

"It's extremely sad that these kinds of double standards are still here in 2024."

That's because, traditionally, women have been reserved about having sex, while men have been the initiators.

It is dead easy for a woman to get laid -- she just has to open her legs.

Why would this whore think she should be "high-fived" for laying on her back and spreading her legs for a stranger?

However, many leaped to her defense, pointing out that the comments would be more positive "if it was a man."

Right, because they're stupid. And there are a lot of women now with "bodycounts" in the triple digits who really need it to be acceptable to **** entire divisions of men.

Meanwhile:


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:19 PM




Comments

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1 That's a bold position to take.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2024 06:21 PM (klJTj)

2 Yeet!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2024 06:21 PM (9bYWc)

3 22 men, is that all at once?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 13, 2024 06:21 PM (MeG8a)

4 Lol, Biden thinks Garland's _his_ guy. How cute.

Posted by: cpurick at February 13, 2024 06:21 PM (QVEYQ)

5 In before anybody else says Dolezal is a butter face.

Posted by: butch at February 13, 2024 06:23 PM (l++Zt)

6 A sex worker goes on vacation and has sex with everyone. That sounds like a work trip and not a vacation. Take it off your taxes, babe.

Posted by: nckate at February 13, 2024 06:25 PM (ZGGD+)

7 >>>5 In before anybody else says Dolezal is a butter face.

she aspires to be a butterface. Butterfaces are still cute. Well, they have hot bodies so they have the halo of cuteness.

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2024 06:25 PM (KRtlO)

8 >>>6 A sex worker goes on vacation and has sex with everyone. That sounds like a work trip and not a vacation. Take it off your taxes, babe.

It's a proper busman's holiday, innit?

Posted by: British ace at February 13, 2024 06:26 PM (KRtlO)

9 Meet Rachel Dolezal, former leader of the NAACP who resigned in disgrace after pretending to be black. She changed her name and is now a teacher in Catalina Foothills School District, AZ.

SO do I type in United Negro Fund
Or Big White Gals?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2024 06:27 PM (ENQN6)

10 She’s also very active on OnlyFans and links her OF in her public Facebook profile.


==

Is that wrong ???

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 06:27 PM (V13WU)

11 Confucius say:
A key that will open many locks is Master Key.
A lock that can be opened by many keys is a cheap slut.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 13, 2024 06:27 PM (aJ/Rj)

12 for those of you who are not cool like me (meaning you watch british tv shows like Peep Show), a busman's holiday is the idea that a busdriver goes on holiday, but sits in buses a lot, so his holiday more or less looks like his regular working week.

Posted by: British ace at February 13, 2024 06:27 PM (KRtlO)

13 1 That's a bold position to take.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2024 06:21 PM (klJTj)

Bold move Cotton

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2024 06:27 PM (ENQN6)

14 Now she's a teacher?
Of course she is.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 13, 2024 06:28 PM (VMFAF)

15 Gift of God. I lol'd.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 13, 2024 06:28 PM (pohLc)

16 the boldness has been gone for so long now

yesterday's news, guys

live in the present!

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2024 06:28 PM (KRtlO)

17 Meet Rachel Dolezal, former leader of the NAACP who resigned in disgrace after pretending to be black. She...

'She'? I'm not sold on that story, either.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2024 06:29 PM (173mD)

18 I'd hit it.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at February 13, 2024 06:29 PM (OgfrC)

19 >>>'She'? I'm not sold on that story, either.

i'm wary as well. "Trans in unum, trans in omnus"

Posted by: ace at February 13, 2024 06:30 PM (KRtlO)

20 Biden wants a new Security Book as he has colored in all the pictures in the old one.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2024 06:30 PM (ENQN6)

21 Politico wrote at length about Biden's growing anger at Attorney General Merrick Garland for being an impartial actor and appointing special counsels to investigate him and his family's activities.
===============
Pretty soon Merrick Beria-Garland is gong to be photoshopped out of pictures with Uncle Joe. Biden.

In the immortal words of Clemenza, "Oh Merrick? You won't see him no more"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2024 06:30 PM (TdMTB)

22 14 Now she's a teacher?
Of course she is.
Posted by: Bosk

Mrs. Butterface


(Ahhhh! my eyes! -- children, probably.)

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 13, 2024 06:30 PM (aJ/Rj)

23 However, many leaped to her defense, pointing out that the comments would be more positive "if it was a man."

Lol. If it was a man, it'd still be a story about sleeping with 22 men in 10 days, because only gay men can rack up that kind of bodycount.

And if straight men could do so, they'd have shitty reputations too. Who in their right mind thinks fucking two people a day for a fortnight is savory?

And the chick in the story is a sexworker. How on earth can a professional whore be slutshamed?

And, maybe one way to not be slutshamed for sleeping with 22 people in 10 days is to not tell people. (I'm foregoing the possibility of just not doing it in the first place because she's trash.) Why did this slattern put out a press release?

Posted by: I'm kinda tired of hearing about this kinda shit at February 13, 2024 06:30 PM (UMHqX)

24 I'd hit it.

#metoo *hic*

Posted by: Hillary at February 13, 2024 06:30 PM (VMFAF)

25 What ensued was a cruel and disturbing avalanche of hate toward the 25-year-old from men who branded it evidence that "we're dealing with the worst generation of women in history."

I hope this isn’t” true but I have heard from young men it’s difficult to meet a girl who”s not woke

Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2024 06:30 PM (y3O2Q)

26 They're either going to run Biden, or if he drops dead somewhere along the trail, they'll run Kamala. They waited too long for there to be any other viable choices.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2024 06:31 PM (i9ffA)

27 The lady that had sex with 22 men, I wonder if she made them take a number like at the deli...or afterward asked them to take a stuffed kewpie doll from shelf number 1, 2 or 3...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 13, 2024 06:31 PM (MeG8a)

28 I wouldn't plug that Gift of God with Ace's dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 13, 2024 06:31 PM (pohLc)

29 Republicans are going to try and impeach Mayorkas agains tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 06:32 PM (LkLld)

30 Bold move Cotton

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2024 06:27 PM (ENQN6)

++++

Ace was too quick for me. The whole piece was bolded, but he fixed it by the time my comment finished posting.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 13, 2024 06:32 PM (klJTj)

31 I wonder if Obama's shitting bricks? His retard VP might have been taking notes on Uranium One, Benghazi, Isis, Acorn, etc. And 'retard' may have just been an act.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2024 06:33 PM (173mD)

32 I hope this isn’t” true but I have heard from young men it’s difficult to meet a girl who”s not woke
Posted by: kallisto


I have pills for that problem.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at February 13, 2024 06:33 PM (aJ/Rj)

33 I'd hit it.

#metoo *hic*

Posted by: Hillary

======

Please don't let her start wondering about threesomes.

Posted by: Huma at February 13, 2024 06:33 PM (8AONa)

34 Please don't let her start wondering about threesomes.
Posted by: Huma at February 13, 2024 06:33 PM (8AONa)


Threesome???

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at February 13, 2024 06:35 PM (OgfrC)

35 "Politico reports that Biden is "frustrated" that the DOJ didn't prosecute his political rivals quickly enough to deliver conviction before the election"

Norms Re-Established! (Democrat norms)

Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2024 06:35 PM (5fDan)

36 This is the pinnacle of narcissistic lack of self awareness.

As everyone knows, a Republican would have already been impeached and convicted for just 10% of what’s been revealed about Biden on just one of the many scandals being investigated.

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 06:35 PM (MNhXM)

37 Rachel Doleziel is bat shit crazy. That is all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2024 06:36 PM (DgSZ/)

38 Angela Chao, the CEO of the dry bulk shipping company Foremost Group and the sister of former Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao, has died in a car accident, according to the company and her family. Her father, James S.C. Chao, said the family was “heartbroken” over her death. Neither the company nor her family provided further details of the accident.

Elaine Chao: Spouse- Mitch McConnell ​(m. 1993)​

Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2024 06:37 PM (RovqD)

39 Man! What with Tucker Carlson's disappointing take on Israel, Biden's despicable pandering to Arabs in Michigan, 22 Republicans voting to throw more money into the Ukrainian meat-grinder, the culture's continuing drift into madness, a Republican Party that has ossified into a useless collection of time-servers, massive demographic changes because of porous borders, and on and on...I'd say that fellow Yeats really knew his onions when he wrote that "things fall apart, the centre cannot hold..."

Posted by: Paco at February 13, 2024 06:37 PM (njExo)

40 The annualized CPI rate fell slightly to 3.1% from 3.4% in December, but inflation went up month-over-month from 0.2% to 0.3%. Core CPI (less food and energy) remained at 3.9%.

Energy 20%
Food 15%

So one/third of your money is 3 percent less valuable. That means you have about 10% less money.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 13, 2024 06:37 PM (ENQN6)

41 29 Republicans are going to try and impeach Mayorkas agains tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 06:32 PM (LkLld)

They've got a shot if Johnson's counted right. Now someone else could turn traitor at the last minute, and if that happens well we know the fix was always in.

I am impressed that Johnson won't even put that $96 billion bill up for a vote, best way to deal with it. He's playing a weak hand and can't do much proactively, but he can still block a lot of stupid shit. That's what he needs to be doing the rest of the year, in fact that's all I want him to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2024 06:37 PM (i9ffA)

42 >>>While Biden claims that all prices are falling, the Consumer Price Increase not only increased in December, but then accelerated in its rise in January.
-------------

Much of the food that I purchase is up 50 to 100% over two years ago.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 06:37 PM (d7O+i)

43 Dozeal? Ugly enough to be a white liberal, but too trim to be a black woman.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 13, 2024 06:38 PM (os8zY)

44 That woman’s snizz must been stretched as big as a circus tent., 22 dudes in 10 days…GawDamn! Stay hydrated.

Posted by: Tj at February 13, 2024 06:38 PM (+v+TJ)

45 Biden might attempt to attack Trump himself in a fit of dementia rage.
And why is he so afraid of an election?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 06:38 PM (zssUw)

46
It's kinda tough for inflation to heat up when everyone's credit card is maxed out and they're 89 days behind in payment.

/ Stuff they don't teach in Economics 101

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 13, 2024 06:39 PM (nIvob)

47 >>They've got a shot if Johnson's counted right. Now someone else could turn traitor at the last minute, and if that happens well we know the fix was always in.


Yea, Scalise is back so unless they lose another they should make it by 1 vote. Sure would be nice if they hadn't thrown Santos out.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 06:39 PM (LkLld)

48 Last thread was about war crimes.

So is this thread.

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2024 06:39 PM (OUiUM)

49 "Who will replace Biden as puppet President?"

The main topic at every social occasion.

I'm assuming Newsome is out, because California is in trouble, and Whitmer has gone to ground (so she doesn't look interested). Maybe a different governor, maybe they will cut a deal with Manchin or some other Senator who wants to get rich. Or maybe Romney will fully transition. Who knows....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2024 06:40 PM (F01pQ)

50 Rachel Doleziel is bat shit crazy. That is all
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2024 06:36 PM (DgSZ/)

So glad she decided to stay out of the public eye and low key?????? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2024 06:40 PM (PQ4m2)

51 Rachel Doleziel is bat shit crazy. That is all
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February

Does she still claim to be black?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 06:40 PM (zssUw)

52 45 Biden might attempt to attack Trump himself in a fit of dementia rage.
And why is he so afraid of an election?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Dementia patients often have a single person that they are very paranoid about. The source of many rants and outbursts, usually very irrational as it can be their Dr., or family, or complete stranger.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 13, 2024 06:40 PM (aJ/Rj)

53 Ace your comment about it being easy for a woman to get laid reminds me of an old Bill Maher line. "in order for guy to walk into a bar and be wanted by every woman he'd have to be king of the world. In order for a woman to be wanted by every guy , she has to do her hair"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2024 06:40 PM (DgSZ/)

54
Yea, Scalise is back so unless they lose another they should make it by 1 vote. Sure would be nice if they hadn't thrown Santos out.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 06:39 PM (LkLld)



Polls close at 9 PM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2024 06:41 PM (PQ4m2)

55 Do the Dems so hate Bernie Sanders that they won't even bring him in now?

Posted by: fd at February 13, 2024 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

56 >>>I'm assuming Newsome is out,
==============
I always misspell his name, probably because I think of Ozzie Newsome.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2024 06:41 PM (F01pQ)

57 >>>>>>>> That's what he needs to be doing the rest of the year, in fact that's all I want him to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo
--------------------

If Johnson hold firm on this he will start peeling off those pos Pubbies aka Dems in the House.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 06:42 PM (d7O+i)

58 Now let's do Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: torabora at February 13, 2024 06:42 PM (OUiUM)

59 I'm sure we'll find out that Talia Maddison (aka The Ozzy Wonder What Made Ayers Rock) was in fact being demure.

She was only revealing the total for the *first* day. After the jet-lag faded, that's when she set to it with a real purpose.

Posted by: This Space Left Intentionally Blank at February 13, 2024 06:42 PM (ENHQb)

60 So Dolezal switches from racial grifting to grooming young kids in the schools and OnlyFans? That's quite the scam collection

Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

61 My food costs have actually gone down because I stopped eating out as much and reduced how much I eat but now I really see how much food has increased and shrinkflation has snuck into almost every product since I grocery shop more.

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 06:42 PM (MNhXM)

62 Michelle Obama Is Out

Was it really a secret?

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (Hqy82)

63 So Garland sends his hand-picked boi out to secure a non-indictment, he does that, or at least as close to that as he can given how thoroughly hosed up the Biden clan is, and now he'll probably fall on his sword or out of an airplane for doing what they wanted. This is a patented BarryCo Teachable Moment(tm) that one must never, ever trust the collectivist left. They ALWAYS eat their own.

Posted by: CppThis at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (PZvjL)

64 "In recent weeks, President Biden has grumbled to aides and advisers that had Garland moved sooner in his investigation into former President Donald Trump's election interference, a trial may already be underway or even have concluded, according to two people granted anonymity to discuss private matters."

Impeach the motherfucker on this alone; using the entire Federal government to persecute your political opponent to stop him from running and land him in prison is a no brainer high crime of rigging an election and violating so many parts of the US Constitution it would take 10 years to detail them all. Then impeach the motherfucker again for everything else: the bribery, for selling out of his Senate and Vice President offices, the influence peddling, the misappropriated documents and keeping them in insecure locations for a few decades, and allowing the nation to be invaded by 10 million illegal aliens for openers. And then the fuck again because reasons.

Posted by: Lost In Space at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (0hx4U)

65 If they vote to impeach Mayorkas, then what happens?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (t/2Uw)

66 What am I? Chopped liver?
I've got scars from rug burn.

Posted by: Kamela Harris, Pence's replacement at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (OUiUM)

67 >>Biden's claims that prices are "falling" is flatly false -- at best, he can claim, in some months, that the rate of price increases has slowed or fallen. But zero prices have "fallen."


But I proved, using geometric logic, that prices of frozen strawberries today ARE lower than during TRUMP'S TERM, because I found the key to reversing inflation! It is also the illegal duplicate key to the wardroom freezer!

Posted by: Joseph R. Queeg, Jr. at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (5fDan)

68 Garland isn't expected to run the DOJ if Biden wins a second term.

Ponder that ... even friggin' Merrick Garland isn't a staunch enough party member.

Reminds me of Rahm Emanuel. And so now they're swapping Kerry for Podesta. The Beria of the Current Communists.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (DgKCv)

69 The Persian Jewess @persianjewess
Behind the Scenes With Hamas Propaganda Studios.
#HamasLies
#HamasLiesExposed

http://tinyurl.com/8d5xur7w
1:30 minutes; BTW, the Arabic [?] word for 'bandage' appears to be 'bahndage'.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (2yu8s)

70 @9

>>Or Big White Gals?

The zeitgeist approved term is, PAWG.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2024 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)

71 Michelle Obama Is Out

Was it really a secret?
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (Hqy82)

Michelle was only in if the Presidency was a no show job.

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 06:44 PM (MNhXM)

72
Much of the food that I purchase is up 50 to 100% over two years ago.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 06:37 PM (d7O+i)

++++

Yes, I see that too.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2024 06:44 PM (7YG60)

73 Biden hates Trump enough to try to kill him. That would make a great movie plot

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 06:45 PM (zssUw)

74 Do the Dems so hate Bernie Sanders that they won't even bring him in now?

"We're going to need a bigger house..."

Posted by: The DNC at February 13, 2024 06:45 PM (Hqy82)

75 What ensued was a cruel and disturbing avalanche of hate toward the 25-year-old from men who branded it evidence that "we're dealing with the worst generation of women in history."

I hope this isn’t” true but I have heard from young men it’s difficult to meet a girl who”s not woke
Posted by: kallisto at February 13, 2024 06:30 PM (y3O2Q)

That's why they leave the country to do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 06:45 PM (eoQWY)

76 You know what is frustrating, Joe Biden?

Good and housing costs going up;

An open border;

Endless wars and criminal behavior from our “leaders.””

But yeah, Garland is moving slow. Constitutional rights always get in the way of “justice.”

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 13, 2024 06:45 PM (I6NNh)

77 Rachel Doleziel is bat shit crazy. That is all
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2024 06:36 PM (DgSZ/)

So glad she decided to stay out of the public eye and low key?????? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 13, 2024 06:40 PM


I could have gone my whole life without seeing that photo.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at February 13, 2024 06:45 PM (Wnv9h)

78 That woman’s snizz must been stretched as big as a circus tent., 22 dudes in 10 days…GawDamn! Stay hydrated. - Tj

Evil Knievel could have popped wheelies on his motorcycle in there.

Posted by: Paco at February 13, 2024 06:45 PM (njExo)

79 "Now let's do Sandra Fluke.
Posted by: torabora"

Let's don't and say we didn't.

Posted by: fd at February 13, 2024 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

80 “… there are witnesses that can show their relationship preceded his hiring. That’s very serious. Keep in mind that Willis and Wade are prosecuting people in this case for making false statements to courts —”

“Ah!” Faulkner said.

Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2024 06:46 PM (RovqD)

81 If they vote to impeach Mayorkas, then what happens?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2024 06:43
****
Then the history books will state he was only impeached once while Trump remains the Peach Mint leader. Runner up. Loser

Posted by: Kamela Harris, Pence's replacement at February 13, 2024 06:46 PM (OUiUM)

82 49 I'm assuming Newsome is out, because California is in trouble, and Whitmer has gone to ground (so she doesn't look interested). Maybe a different governor, maybe they will cut a deal with Manchin or some other Senator who wants to get rich. Or maybe Romney will fully transition. Who knows....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2024 06:40 PM (F01pQ)


If they're smart they go with a total unknown in a brokered convention and market it as a new beginning free of the "Trump/Biden era" and its myriad devils. But it only really works if the puppetmasters are of one mind and have very good control of their pets, neither of which appears to be true.

Posted by: CppThis at February 13, 2024 06:46 PM (PZvjL)

83 65 If they vote to impeach Mayorkas, then what happens?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (t/2Uw)

Republicans get called "racists."

Posted by: Dog with a Whistle at February 13, 2024 06:46 PM (UMHqX)

84 I'm gonna guess Rachel's OnlyFans isn't one of the top earners on the platform, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2024 06:46 PM (0A/JS)

85 The bar that Cheers was built around used to be a locals bar in my hood. It didn't really look like the bar in Cheers and there was no Norm. They did make some pretty decent chili.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 09:05 AM
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Did the pressure cooker ever explode??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 09:19 AM
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Entirely by coincidence, that episode of Cheers "Cheers Has Chili" is airing here tonight.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 06:46 PM (2yu8s)

86 She’s also very active on OnlyFans and links her OF in her public Facebook profile.

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Is that wrong ???
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 06:27 PM


Of course not. The more promoted polymorphic promiscuous perversity, the better!

Posted by: Big Penguin at February 13, 2024 06:47 PM (a3Q+t)

87 Off, homo sock!

Although it kinda worked for that comment.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2024 06:47 PM (Wnv9h)

88 Australia is more loose with sex than probably any other country.

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 06:47 PM (MNhXM)

89 Merrick Garland will smell the glove, and ask if there's anything else he can do while he's down there.

Tribal Loyalty is all he knows. If it means absorbing some hits to his reputation due to some obviously fabricated leaks, he's happy to help.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 13, 2024 06:48 PM (8AONa)

90 That woman’s snizz must been stretched as big as a circus tent., 22 dudes in 10 days…GawDamn! Stay hydrated. - Tj

Evil Knievel could have popped wheelies on his motorcycle in there.
Posted by: Paco at February 13, 2024 06:45 PM
****
Try 22 times in 10 days by Big Willie.
*fans self*

Posted by: Kamela Harris, Pence's replacement at February 13, 2024 06:48 PM (OUiUM)

91 I always misspell his name, probably because I think of Ozzie Newsome.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


I always misspell his name because it's short for Loathsome.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2024 06:48 PM (Hqy82)

92 Taila is a piker.

Posted by: Messalina at February 13, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1)

93 If they vote to impeach Mayorkas, then what happens?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
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Hi Sharon!

Imma go with... nothing.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 13, 2024 06:48 PM (1eY81)

94 @47

>>Sure would be nice if they hadn't thrown Santos out.

Looks like the goofball party traded a Santos for a Suazzi, Donks are going to pick up the seat tonight.

Heckuva job GOP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2024 06:49 PM (XV/Pl)

95 65 If they vote to impeach Mayorkas, then what happens?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (t/2Uw)

++++

Sorry, I laughed at this. I don't know. They probably don't know. To get the Republicans to do something, and then take action when they get a result is like pulling teeth from a rhinoceros .

Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2024 06:49 PM (7YG60)

96 The lock and key is a good description

Posted by: Jamaica at February 13, 2024 06:49 PM (IG7T0)

97 Joe Biden Sits On A Throne Of Lies.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2024 06:49 PM (R/m4+)

98 Rachel Doleziel is bat shit crazy. That is all
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February

Does she still claim to be black?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 06:40 PM (zssUw)

According to that article her new name is some West African phrase, so signs point to YES

Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 06:50 PM (eoQWY)

99 That chick be walkin bowlegged

She must have callouses in there

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2024 06:50 PM (NtVYv)

100 That clip of Morning Joe misses his most infamous line: "Nobody remembers the exact date their mother died". This to excuse Biden's never-the-same-twice stories of Beau's death.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2024 06:50 PM (0A/JS)

101 >>> 93 If they vote to impeach Mayorkas, then what happens?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
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Hi Sharon!

Imma go with... nothing.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 13, 2024 06:48 PM (1eY81)

We'll get a funny post from our Intrepid AOS-DU Liaison.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 13, 2024 06:50 PM (llON8)

102 Taila is a piker.
Posted by: Messalina at February 13, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1)
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Word.

Posted by: Mae West at February 13, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

103 Michelle was only in if the Presidency was a no show job.
Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 06:44 PM (MNhXM)


You mean like it is with Biden right now?

Posted by: Emmie at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (Sf2cq)

104 Who TF needs food and fuel???

Wimps. Suck it up.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (2yu8s)

105 >>> 98 Rachel Doleziel is bat shit crazy. That is all
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February

Does she still claim to be black?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 13, 2024 06:40 PM (zssUw)

According to that article her new name is some West African phrase, so signs point to YES
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 06:50 PM (eoQWY)

What does she *think* the phrase means and what does it *actually* mean?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (llON8)

106 Also, Ms. Maddison (aka The Thunder Down Under) posts a total of 22 gentleman callers, and the number of GOP supporters on the Border Bill is ....

Mulder: (speaking softly) Scully, I think we may be onto something here.

Posted by: This Space Left Intentionally Blank at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (ENHQb)

107 Taila is a piker.
Posted by: Messalina at February 13, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1)
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Word.
Posted by: Mae West at February 13, 2024 06:50 PM


Go big, or go home.

Posted by: zombie Catherine the Great at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (a3Q+t)

108 I wonder why she broke up with her boyfriend

maybe he got a rash

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (NtVYv)

109 How do people like Dolezal get hired in the first place? Are they so desperate for personnel?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (t/2Uw)

110 A sex worker (and Talia is cute for one) sleeping with 22 men in 10 days isn't that much of a body count. If she was a college co-ed, yeah, maybe. But you know what you're getting into with a girl who calls herself a sex worker.

At least she's not lying about her race for klout.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (xcxpd)

111 Evil Knievel could have popped wheelies on his motorcycle in there.

That's all he would have left, because he would have failed to get his rocket-motorcycle to the other side of the canyon.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (Hqy82)

112 Bitch was just trying out for the part of Mesalina in summer theater.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (WgujY)

113 hat clip of Morning Joe misses his most infamous line: "Nobody remembers the exact date their mother died". This to excuse Biden's never-the-same-twice stories of Beau's death.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2024 06:50 PM (0A/JS)

I may be wrong but only people that didn’t love their mom.

June 8th 2022 by the way.

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (MNhXM)

114 "That clip of Morning Joe misses his most infamous line: "Nobody remembers the exact date their mother died"

Damn straight I do. I bet he don't.

Posted by: Nobody at February 13, 2024 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

115 >>> 109 How do people like Dolezal get hired in the first place? Are they so desperate for personnel?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (t/2Uw)

She is Of The Body.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 13, 2024 06:52 PM (llON8)

116 I hope this isn’t” true but I have heard from young men it’s difficult to meet a girl who”s not woke.

My advice to my boy ? Do not, under any circumstances, marry an American Girl. South American or SouthEast Asia will be much, much better.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 06:52 PM (DgKCv)

117 Of course not. The more promoted polymorphic promiscuous perversity, the better!
Posted by: Big Penguin


she is batshit crazy

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 06:53 PM (V13WU)

118 I look at the pic of Rach and shudder. I cannot get past that face.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 13, 2024 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

119 If they vote to impeach Mayorkas, then what happens?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)


Mayorkas is tried by the Senate. Trial begins when the Articles of Impeachment are formally delivered to the Senate Recorder or Sergeant of Arms. Per its current rules, the Senate can do no other business until the trial ends, with either a conviction (67 votes needed) or acquittal.

Posted by: Joseph R. Queeg, Jr. at February 13, 2024 06:53 PM (5fDan)

120 Oh boy! Received a text message from property management on car parking tomorrow. There's going to be a tree trimming crew in for the better part of the day. Bet there will be some mariachi music.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2024 06:53 PM (0EOe9)

121 Hillary's been re-appearing in the news. That implied threat may be enough to line the Dems up behind Biden.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2024 06:53 PM (Hqy82)

122 What does she *think* the phrase means and what does it *actually* mean?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 13, 2024 06:51 PM (llON

Soup.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at February 13, 2024 06:54 PM (T/Lqj)

123 Quoting from when Kevin Smith was funny.

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"

Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2024 06:54 PM (0A/JS)

124 118 I look at the pic of Rach and shudder. I cannot get past that face.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 13, 2024 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

Maybe put a bag over it

Posted by: It's me donna at February 13, 2024 06:54 PM (Akjoo)

125 26 They're either going to run Biden, or if he drops dead somewhere along the trail, they'll run Kamala. They waited too long for there to be any other viable choices.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 13, 2024 06:31 PM (i9ffA)

———-

They certainly are discussing and implementing contingencies for a Trump victory.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 13, 2024 06:54 PM (iUo5x)

126 If 22 men in 10 days does not qualify you as a skank whore, then what does?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 13, 2024 06:54 PM (sRfrW)

127 While Biden claims that all prices are falling, the Consumer Price Increase not only increased in December, but then accelerated in its rise in January.

but the rate of acceleration is down!

Posted by: optimistic lefties on facebook at February 13, 2024 06:54 PM (v3pYe)

128 Mayorkas is tried by the Senate. Trial begins when the Articles of Impeachment are formally delivered to the Senate Recorder or Sergeant of Arms. Per its current rules, the Senate can do no other business until the trial ends, with either a conviction (67 votes needed) or acquittal.
Posted by: Joseph R. Queeg, Jr. at February 13, 2024 06:53 PM (5fDan)

I don’t think he would be convicted if it only took 49 votes.

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 06:55 PM (MNhXM)

129 "Try not to suck any dicks on your walk thru the parking lot." Also funny.

Posted by: nckate at February 13, 2024 06:55 PM (ZGGD+)

130 Aaaarrrggghhhh!

Off insane Joseph R. Queeg Jr. sock!!!!!!!

Posted by: Joseph R. Queeg, Jr. at February 13, 2024 06:55 PM (5fDan)

131 Mayorkas is tried by the Senate.

I say, no. Mayorkas simply tells them "You've passed your decision. Now enforce it."

That's why I think, at the end, the Senate won't do it. Because, just like Roberts and the Supremes, we're going through the motions of pretending that these rules matter.

Spoiler Alert ... they don't. It's all about who has the power.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 06:56 PM (DgKCv)

132 We are headed off a cliff, just not as fast.

Posted by: fd at February 13, 2024 06:56 PM (vFG9F)

133 65 If they vote to impeach Mayorkas, then what happens?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 13, 2024 06:43 PM (t/2Uw)

It goes before the Senate, where they will treat it like a joke, pissing off every community overrun with immigrants.
This isn’t like a presidential impeachment trial, so it will center in one of the committees.

Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2024 06:56 PM (RovqD)

134 I don’t think he would be convicted if it only took 49 votes.
Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 06:55 PM (MNhXM)

Romney already said no.... He only Impeaches Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at February 13, 2024 06:56 PM (Akjoo)

135 OK, 22 men in 10 days. In one man fks , how many is it/day ? Is it like having sex 2.2 times a day with one man ??

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 06:56 PM (V13WU)

136 38 Angela Chao, the CEO of the dry bulk shipping company Foremost Group and the sister of former Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao, has died in a car accident, according to the company and her family. Her father, James S.C. Chao, said the family was “heartbroken” over her death. Neither the company nor her family provided further details of the accident.

Elaine Chao: Spouse- Mitch McConnell ​(m. 1993)​
Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2024 06:37 PM (RovqD)

So Guóānbù or CIA?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 13, 2024 06:56 PM (xcxpd)

137 We hate the Joos but we like their money

Posted by: jeff at February 13, 2024 06:57 PM (ZiwLX)

138 I got snuzzing.
Other than to remember that the UK/Auzzie tabloids that the NYPost is citing pay for these 'scandalous' articles. Caveat empturd.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2024 06:57 PM (IG4Id)

139 @ChadPergram
A) Comer: Mr. Bobulinski was unshakeable in his testimony today, providing facts Democrats didn’t want to hear. As such, Democrats put on a shameful display as they yelled at Mr. Bobulinski, cut him off, belittled him, and threatened him.

@ChadPergram
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2m
B) Comer: It’s behavior that I’ve frankly never seen before in a transcribed interview.


@ChadPergram
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2m
C) Comer: We will soon release the transcript to provide the American people with transparency about Joe Biden’s involvement in his family’s shady schemes and Democrats’ efforts to smear him for blowing the whistle

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 06:57 PM (LkLld)

140 A sex worker goes on vacation and has sex with everyone. That sounds like a work trip and not a vacation. Take it off your taxes, babe.
Posted by: nckate
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I, CLAVDIVS...

http://tinyurl.com/2s38b7ut
4:03 minutes; Silla versus Messalina

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 06:57 PM (2yu8s)

141 hat clip of Morning Joe misses his most infamous line: "Nobody remembers the exact date their mother died". This to excuse Biden's never-the-same-twice stories of Beau's death.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2024 06:50 PM (0A/JS)
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Jan 9, 2024, for me.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 13, 2024 06:57 PM (tT6L1)

142 100 That clip of Morning Joe misses his most infamous line: "Nobody remembers the exact date their mother died". This to excuse Biden's never-the-same-twice stories of Beau's death.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2024 06:50 PM (0A/JS)

What kind of self-serving, psychopathic narcissistic claptrap is that? I don't even like my Mom, and the feeling is mutual, but I damned sure will know when she dies.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 13, 2024 06:57 PM (sRfrW)

143 Australia is more loose with sex than probably any other country.
Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 06:47 PM (MNhXM)

It's in their genes. Penal colony and all that. Most of them have been raping, stealing, gambling, imbibing, lying, fronting and raping since they could crawl.

Like Jawja on a Tuesday.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2024 06:57 PM (R/m4+)

144 Yeah, whoring is a special profession...

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 06:58 PM (V13WU)

145 When (optimism) President Trump wins, I hope there are no inauguration ceremonies. Sworn in by the Chief Justice in the oval office and straight to work.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2024 06:58 PM (0EOe9)

146 22 men in 10 days, what is that in milliFlukes?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Biden seems like a grand fellow at February 13, 2024 06:58 PM (PiwSw)

147 Now calling twenty-three. Twenty-three you're next.

Twenty-four, no cutting the line.

Posted by: Taila Maddison at February 13, 2024 06:58 PM (iPilE)

148 but the rate of acceleration is down!
Posted by: optimistic lefties on facebook at February 13, 2024 06:54 PM


Like you would know what a third derivative is.

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at February 13, 2024 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

149 22 men in 10 days, what is that in milliFlukes?



==


Very good question!

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 06:58 PM (V13WU)

150 Happy Fat Tuesday ! Off to start My Creole shrimp

Posted by: It's me donna at February 13, 2024 06:59 PM (Akjoo)

151 Talk about a cum dumpster.

Gross. She has no self respect. Anyone can be a hoor. Not everyone can be a lady.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2024 06:59 PM (fg15Q)

152 At least she's not lying about her race for klout.

No but she's a whore crying about being perceived as a whore. In their own way, both her and Racheal are demanding everyone accept their lie as truth (one insists she is black and the other apparently insists she is wholesome).

Posted by: Everyone's Choices Must Be Celebrated at February 13, 2024 06:59 PM (UMHqX)

153 Wow Blake. Sorry.

Posted by: fd at February 13, 2024 06:59 PM (vFG9F)

154 I seem to have misplaced 2 bottles of 20 year Van Winkle.

My fall back is Johnnie Walker Blue Label.

All good faith suggestions are welcome.

Posted by: Not so Fat Tuesday at February 13, 2024 06:59 PM (Eu/1b)

155 We'll get a funny post from our Intrepid AOS-DU Liaison.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Oh, I do enjoy those.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 13, 2024 06:59 PM (1eY81)

156 While Biden claims that all prices are falling, the Consumer Price Increase not only increased in December, but then accelerated in its rise in January.

Whoops! Whoopsie!
______

Further evidence that companies - with Trump's connivance, no doubt - got even greedier in January.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2024 06:59 PM (1bNHn)

157 has died in a car accident, according to the compan

So Guóānbù or CIA?

That's the way to do it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 13, 2024 06:59 PM (ufFY8)

158 Maybe put a bag over it
Posted by: It's me donna at February 13, 2024 06:54 PM (Akjoo)
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Yeah, right, like I could get that image out of my head.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 13, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1)

159 Off insane Joseph R. Queeg Jr. sock!!!!!!!
Posted by: Joseph R. Queeg, Jr. at February 13, 2024 06:55 PM


Oh....so close....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2024 07:00 PM (Wnv9h)

160 Like Jawja on a Tuesday.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2024 06:57 PM (R/m4+)

You said rape twice.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 13, 2024 07:00 PM (sRfrW)

161 >>When (optimism) President Trump wins, I hope there are no inauguration ceremonies.

Oh there will ceremonies. It often gets forgotten because the media buried it as soon as possible but when Trump won in 2016 there were riots all over DC.

Mostly peaceful ones.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 07:00 PM (LkLld)

162

I think Doezal's prices should fall.

Holy god she is nasty. And from a nice family, to ghetto culture.

Seems to be a pattern there.

Debased idiot.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 13, 2024 07:00 PM (et1vG)

163 When (optimism) President Trump wins, I hope there are no inauguration ceremonies. Sworn in by the Chief Justice in the oval office and straight to work.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2024 06:58 PM (0EOe9)

I'd be fine with a big show.

Say, the 5,000 highest ranked FedGov employees being flogged down the mall in manacles to an assembly line of headsmen with chainsaws.

Just to set the tone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:00 PM (0FoWg)

164 OK, 22 men in 10 days. In one man fks , how many is it/day ? Is it like having sex 2.2 times a day with one man ??
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 06:56 PM (V13WU)

How the .2? Like a two-pump chump?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 13, 2024 07:01 PM (j++Y7)

165 Knowing what lurks in the bag would be chilling.

Posted by: fd at February 13, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

166 My dark horse bet is that they install Gretchen, the Wicked Witch of the Midwest and Queen of the Karens.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2024 07:01 PM (Gse2f)

167 Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, because I only get to say it one day a year at February 13, 2024 07:01 PM (PiwSw)

168 I wonder if any in the msm are even aware of the chocolate ration excerpt in 1984.

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 07:01 PM (MNhXM)

169 Like I said, Talia was being modest and only revealing numbers from her first day abroad. If she was forthcoming about how things went after the jet lag wore off, people might think poorly of her.

Posted by: This Space Left Intentionally Blank at February 13, 2024 07:01 PM (ENHQb)

170 Taibbi reports today that internal memos show Obama/Biden investigated 26 Republican officials and Trump before they left office......initiating the Russia Hoax

Posted by: jeff at February 13, 2024 07:02 PM (ZiwLX)

171 Off insane Joseph R. Queeg Jr. sock!!!!!!!
Posted by: Joseph R. Queeg, Jr. at February 13, 2024 06:55 PM (5fDan)

Nope. Not this time, either.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 13, 2024 07:02 PM (OX9vb)

172 Ukraine has transitioned ! From offensive ops to "strategic defense". Looks like the new guy is helping move Ukes toward an exit ramp.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 07:03 PM (V13WU)

173 Last thread was about war whore crimes.

So is this thread.
Posted by: torabora
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Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:03 PM (2yu8s)

174 How the .2? Like a two-pump chump?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 13, 2024 07:01 PM (j++Y7)


Another excellent question !

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 07:03 PM (V13WU)

175 Like you would know what a third derivative is.
Posted by: The Moose Out Front


Ignore them, they're just being jerks...

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2024 07:03 PM (oe+gT)

176 She didn't say which god.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 07:03 PM (63Dwl)

177 Joe's superpower is Utter Shamelessness.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 13, 2024 07:03 PM (Gse2f)

178 No such thing as bad publicity.

Posted by: Slattern's OnlyFans Account at February 13, 2024 07:04 PM (DsA2n)

179 Someone help me out here, I’m pretty sure DoJ “independence” was a big to do from 2017 to 2020.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 13, 2024 07:04 PM (iUo5x)

180 Joe Rogan's guest says Chinese "migrants" behave and group themselves "differently". Unlike most, the Chinese won't talk to people, they are hostile to questioners, and they military age men with a few women. The guest is Bret Weinstein.

He also suggested one reason for letting in migrants could be to grant citizenship in exchange for military service. So you would get a military contingent with NO connection to the citizens of the US.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 13, 2024 07:05 PM (eJAK0)

181 Word Crimes>War Crimes>Whore Crimes

Posted by: fd at February 13, 2024 07:05 PM (vFG9F)

182 145 When (optimism) President Trump wins, I hope there are no inauguration ceremonies. Sworn in by the Chief Justice in the oval office and straight to work.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2024 06:58 PM (0EOe9)


An Oval Office swearing-in will be necessary. Because all of DC will be in flames because of "mostly peaceful" protests by every person Team Soros can bus-in, pay, and hand bricks and Molotov Cocktails. The DC Metro police, the DC National Guard, and the clowns in the Pentagon will tell callers they can't come to the party because everyone is trimming their toenails.

Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2024 07:06 PM (5fDan)

183 I doubt they're preparing to toss Brandon at this late date.

But they certainly must be looking at contingencies if he keeps over.

I nominate one of these barking mad, gunned up, transgender illegal alien Hamas supporters.

Give democrats a candidate that reflects their values.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:07 PM (0FoWg)

184 Word Crimes>War Crimes>Whore Crimes
Posted by: fd at February 13, 2024 07:05 PM


So, no more tree or fish puns?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 13, 2024 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)

185 I love how anal bead video is so casual. Like oh yeah I vacuumed a little today, walked the dog and did the anal bead video. Hows your day going guys?

Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 07:07 PM (YofvK)

186 When (optimism) President Trump wins, I hope there are no inauguration ceremonies.

Those damn ceremonies have always bothered me. OK - you won - whomever you are and however rigged it is. Shall we do a show, now, like a Soviet Parade just with Marine Corp Balls and a bunch of frigging news media hanging on whatever word or if Michelle is showing her man shoulders today ?

No. I'd prefer no. You are the next asshole in charge. Do the damn job.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 07:07 PM (DgKCv)

187 Ukraine has transitioned ! From offensive ops to "strategic defense". Looks like the new guy is helping move Ukes toward an exit ramp.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 07:03 PM (V13WU)

No, actually the head of the military that was doing that was fired a day or so ago. Just in time to not be in charge when Avdiivka, the most recent town to die in, had its line collapse and is cut in half, with only some dirt roads under Russian fire usable to get out. But reserve brigades of Azov nazis are being rushed to the front to try and....well I'm not sure what but it won't be pretty.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:07 PM (eoQWY)

188 Mooch isn't out. She was never in

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:07 PM (WgujY)

189 Rachel Dolezal Would definitely win a butterface contest.

The body in that photo is a solid 8.5 and the face is a 1 .

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 07:09 PM (MNhXM)

190 An Oval Office swearing-in will be necessary. Because all of DC will be in flames because of "mostly peaceful" protests by every person Team Soros can bus-in, pay, and hand bricks and Molotov Cocktails. The DC Metro police, the DC National Guard, and the clowns in the Pentagon will tell callers they can't come to the party because everyone is trimming their toenails.
Posted by: Gref at February 13, 2024 07:06 PM (5fDan)

He should do it in Mira Largo, flying the court down to meet him there and having a nice dinner. Let DC stop pretending we give a shit about a party for them.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:09 PM (eoQWY)

191 He also suggested one reason for letting in migrants could be to grant citizenship in exchange for military service. So you would get a military contingent with NO connection to the citizens of the US.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 13, 2024 07:05 PM (eJAK0)

I’ve been saying this for a long time. A military made up of non Americans would have zero qualms with firing upon Americans. This is by design.

Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 07:09 PM (YofvK)

192 >>>I doubt they're preparing to toss Brandon at this late date.
~~~~~

Oh yest they are.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 07:09 PM (ZgeZs)

193 Uh... 22 times in 10 days defines a honeymoon.

Or am I doing this wrong?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:09 PM (u82oZ)

194 Weird Al - Word Crimes:

https://youtu.be/8Gv0H-vPoDc

Posted by: fd at February 13, 2024 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

195 I’ve been saying this for a long time. A military made up of non Americans would have zero qualms with firing upon Americans. This is by design.

I see you've not paid attention to Waco, Ruby Ridge, Kent State, and so on.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 07:10 PM (DgKCv)

196 Politico wrote at length about Biden's growing anger at Attorney General Merrick Garland for being an impartial actor
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Classic talking past the sale.

The point of the story is it has the built in phony and laughable assumption that Garland is "impartial".

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2024 07:10 PM (lX8VI)

197 22 times in 10 days defines a honeymoon.



So 14 minutes in total. You sound like a stallion.

Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 07:11 PM (YofvK)

198 He also suggested one reason for letting in migrants could be to grant citizenship in exchange for military service. So you would get a military contingent with NO connection to the citizens of the US.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 13, 2024 07:05 PM (eJAK0)

What's old is new again.

There's a line in the Declaration accusing King George of importing foreign mercenaries.

Nothing new.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at February 13, 2024 07:11 PM (gJKGU)

199 "If it was a guy who posted the video, him and his mates would be high-fiving each other and cheering about it.

"It's extremely sad that these kinds of double standards are still here in 2024."
_______

No, it's not a double standard. It is not easy for a man to bed 22 women. Not even in a lifetime, let alone ten days. That takes talents most of us lack. But it's easy for a woman. Unless she's a real troll, any woman can do it easily.

It's like comparing a 7'6" guy for being able to dunk, as much as you'd praise a 5'6" who could. They are NOT equivalent cases.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2024 07:11 PM (1bNHn)

200 They just convicted a Chinese national in Oklahoma for a triple murder at an illegal weed farm.

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 07:11 PM (MNhXM)

201
Joe Mannix, Fenelon, and now Rachel Doleziel cheesecake!

Posted by: Auspex at February 13, 2024 07:11 PM (j4U/Z)

202 Who needs SEAL Team 6 when you have the full force of the Federal LEOs, DoJ, and judges willing to fabricate charges on your behalf to persecute your political enemies.

- The Correct Answer to Corrupt Judge

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2024 07:11 PM (cOq4q)

203 No, actually the head of the military that was doing that was fired a day or so ago. Just in time to not be in charge when Avdiivka, the most recent town to die in, had its line collapse and is cut in half, with only some dirt roads under Russian fire usable to get out. But reserve brigades of Azov nazis are being rushed to the front to try and....well I'm not sure what but it won't be pretty.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:07 PM (eoQWY)


NO, you are wrong. This is was said in an interview to a German TV by Syrskyi who is the current CiC of Uke armed forces.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 07:11 PM (V13WU)

204 If anyone wants to finance my bustman's holiday I'd be well-pleased.

Posted by: Endless Vacation at February 13, 2024 07:12 PM (V5BDR)

205 They just convicted a Chinese national in Oklahoma for a triple murder at an illegal weed farm.

I see he wasn't getting high on the supply.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 07:12 PM (DgKCv)

206 22 dudes in 10 days?

Ick.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 13, 2024 07:12 PM (i7Q7S)

207 186 Calvin Coolidge was sworn in by his father, a notary public. Guy only charged $2 for car titles.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2024 07:12 PM (0EOe9)

208 I’ve been saying this for a long time. A military made up of non Americans would have zero qualms with firing upon Americans. This is by design.
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 07:09 PM (YofvK)

A military made up of Democrats would also have zero qualms.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:12 PM (eoQWY)

209 Feral whore boasts of f***ing 22 men in just ten days and doesn't understand why people think she's a dirty slut.
--------------------

Stop stealing my moves!!

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2024 07:12 PM (lX8VI)

210 195 I’ve been saying this for a long time. A military made up of non Americans would have zero qualms with firing upon Americans. This is by design.

I see you've not paid attention to Waco, Ruby Ridge, Kent State, and so on.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 07:10 PM (DgKCv)

Thugs at the fbi exist of course who would shoot fellow citizens. But even they would probably stop short of a massacre of thousands. Chinese and Guatemalans on the other hand would shrug and reload.

Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 07:12 PM (YofvK)

211 Rachel Dolezal

Forget her. She is woke, stupid, and lies with her mouth.

Is her grandmother widowed?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

212 A military made up of Democrats would also have zero qualms.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:12 PM (eoQWY)


The good news is they would have the shooting accuracy of Imperial Storm Troopers.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 13, 2024 07:13 PM (PiwSw)

213 MICHELLE OBAMA CAME OUT?

oh, wait, no. Whew.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 07:13 PM (D7oie)

214 According to US CB the number of Chinese who entered the US without authorization:
2021: about 1,000
2023: over 30,000

On Joe Rogan's show 4 hrs ago

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 13, 2024 07:13 PM (2/Wxj)

215 However, many leaped to her defense, pointing out that the comments would be more positive "if it was a man."
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Yeah it's real tough to find a man who fucks 22 men in ten days. Like a needle in a needle stack.

Posted by: ... at February 13, 2024 07:13 PM (lX8VI)

216 Just tell the youth they can join up and murder millions of their neighbors for not being high enough up the progressive stack. AND get paid for it!

You'll get at least 25m volunteers on Day One. No need to recruit foreigners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:13 PM (0FoWg)

217 193 Uh... 22 times in 10 days defines a honeymoon.

Or am I doing this wrong?
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Good Lord, get a hobby.
No, I mean a different hobby.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 13, 2024 07:13 PM (aJ/Rj)

218 22 guys in 10 days. Pffft,
Slow month I guess.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 13, 2024 07:14 PM (YofvK)

219 So 14 minutes in total.
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 07:11 PM


It is not the quantity of the minutes, but rather the, how you say, the quality, that counts.

Posted by: Paolo at February 13, 2024 07:14 PM (a3Q+t)

220 Montec

We have learned from those examples. The easy ops are gone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:14 PM (u82oZ)

221 "Would you want this person teaching your kids?"

=====================

Remember, teachers are underpaid heroes.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 13, 2024 07:14 PM (i7Q7S)

222 A military made up of Democrats would also have zero qualms.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:12 PM (eoQWY)


This really gets old.

One kid wants to be an astronaut. Another an artist. The third kid wants to wear a gun and a badge and enforce the will of the State upon everyone else around him.

Get it through your head. Johnny Law is loyal to his paycheck and pension. End of story.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 07:14 PM (DgKCv)

223 Rachel Dolezal - Nice Bod, Sorry about the Face.

... might be a song there...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2024 07:15 PM (cOq4q)

224 Thugs at the fbi exist of course who would shoot fellow citizens. But even they would probably stop short of a massacre of thousands. Chinese and Guatemalans on the other hand would shrug and reload.
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 07:12 PM (YofvK)
-----

The problem is: the countries these people come from have a citizenry which is disarmed.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 13, 2024 07:15 PM (tT6L1)

225 No, actually the head of the military that was doing that was fired a day or so ago. Just in time to not be in charge when Avdiivka, the most recent town to die in, had its line collapse and is cut in half, with only some dirt roads under Russian fire usable to get out. But reserve brigades of Azov nazis are being rushed to the front to try and....well I'm not sure what but it won't be pretty.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:07 PM (eoQWY)


NO, you are wrong. This is was said in an interview to a German TV by Syrskyi who is the current CiC of Uke armed forces.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 07:11 PM (V13WU)

Strategic Defense was the preceding CIC's policy, since it is US policy under the delusion we can "freeze" the war.

I am not wrong about the military situation - the city Syrskyi swore to defend is falling right now and there is little he is likely to be able to do about it.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

226 We've pretty much already got a military of democrats.

Posted by: nckate at February 13, 2024 07:15 PM (ZGGD+)

227 I see that JJ is under the weather.

On the on hand, I hope he gets well soon, we need him.

OTOH, the morning report was much more manageable today.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 13, 2024 07:15 PM (aJ/Rj)

228 PFC Obvious

I'm married now. No problem getting a new hobby.

Uh, reading AoSHQ as a hobby?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

229 Thugs at the fbi exist of course who would shoot fellow citizens. But even they would probably stop short of a massacre of thousands.

Wounded Knee. And again, Waco. Just hundreds. All they did was what they were told.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 07:16 PM (DgKCv)

230 "If it was a guy who posted the video, him and his mates would be high-fiving each other and cheering about it.

"It's extremely sad that these kinds of double standards are still here in 2024."

---------------

Not to mention that he'd be earning $1 for every 78 cents she was.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 07:16 PM (nCXDi)

231 But even they would probably stop short of a massacre of thousands.

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You don't understand our ruling class, then.

A massacre of *millions* is their hearts' fondest desire.

They yearn to murder us. As soon as they feel that it will be necessary, or just easy, they'll flip the safeties off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:17 PM (0FoWg)

232 Just tell the youth they can join up and murder millions of their neighbors for not being high enough up the progressive stack. AND get paid for it!

You'll get at least 25m volunteers on Day One. No need to recruit foreigners.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:13 PM (0FoWg)

As kids we used to imagine being at war with the next block (well it was suburbia, so they were squiggly lines) and have strategy ideas to kick around.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 13, 2024 07:18 PM (eoQWY)

233 Even if I could find 22 women to fuck me in 10 days, that’s just too much lovin’. Brutha needs a little downtime every now and then.

Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 07:18 PM (YofvK)

234 Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 07:16 PM (DgKCv

Join the defund movement .

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 07:18 PM (MNhXM)

235
"An Australian woman who bedded 22 men during a recent 10-day vacation has shared her horror at being horrifically "slut-shamed" online."

I wonder how long it takes to get the lab test results?

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at February 13, 2024 07:18 PM (t6XCL)

236 Yudhishthira's Dice

Did you see where the UK NHS murdered thousands of elderly patients in 2021, and covered it up as COVID-19 Wuhan deaths?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

237 Rachel Dolezal - Nice Bod, Sorry about the Face.

... might be a song there...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
__________

Surely David Allan Coe has one.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 13, 2024 07:19 PM (Dm8we)

238 Brutha needs a little downtime every now and then.
Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 07:18 PM


You're not really under 29, are you.

Posted by: Paolo at February 13, 2024 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

239 Did you see where the UK NHS murdered thousands of elderly patients in 2021, and covered it up as COVID-19 Wuhan deaths?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

No. But it's not even slightly surprising.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:19 PM (0FoWg)

240 Maybe *biden would be happy nuking some red state enclaves to prove a point.

Or not.

Seems like we're edging towards that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2024 07:20 PM (Q4IgG)

241 Dolezal the Double-bagger.

Posted by: Candidus at February 13, 2024 07:20 PM (V1yiu)

242 David Axlerod is a pedo. Change my mind.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2024 07:20 PM (INd2m)

243 Didn't Obongo's friend and lover Bill Ayers say millions will have to be killed.

Millions.

The he went and got a BJ from some hippie chick like no big deal.

He's the kinda guy that needs to catch a bullet with the back of his head.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2024 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

244 I agree the Bidens and Obamas would kill a million of us and then go eat lunch as if nothing happened. I’m talking about your every day soldier. I don’t think we’re quite at the point where even a Democrat recruit would be cool with killing thousands of people daily execution style. And hence why they need the imports.

Maybe I’m naive.

Posted by: Montec at February 13, 2024 07:21 PM (YofvK)

245 Dolezal's body is probably a p-shopped lie as well.

Hello thunder thighs from Walmart/

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:21 PM (u82oZ)

246 232 Kids at war with the next block. We didn't imagine it. BB gun fights. We elected platoon leaders. I was designated sniper because I had a Sheridan (two pumps only). Had some fat kid doing after action briefings like Schwarzkopf.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2024 07:21 PM (0EOe9)

247 Mayorkas officially impeached.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 07:21 PM (LkLld)

248 With the miracle of modern medication and the attraction of new P , I don’t think I would have a problem with 22 Mannix girls in 10 days.

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 07:22 PM (MNhXM)

249 Like you would know what a third derivative is.
Posted by: The Moose Out Front

Ignore them, they're just being jerks...
Posted by: t-bird

No mathmeans no math puns.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2024 07:22 PM (cOq4q)

250 Who is the Fascist now Leftists?

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2024 07:22 PM (87/7i)

251 Mayorkas is impeached.

Posted by: lost in space at February 13, 2024 07:22 PM (0hx4U)

252 Montec

A NKVD man personally killed all the Polish officers in the Katyn massacre.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

253 Our glorious leaders cannot act quickly or efficiently since we have no actual glorious leader. We have a figurehead presiding over a large, inefficient, uncontrolled and ungoverned bureaucracy. Every one of them thinks they should be in charge, but no one actually is.

Posted by: Nightfall at February 13, 2024 07:23 PM (xd3qE)

254
Dolezal's body is probably a p-shopped lie as well.

Penis shopped

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2024 07:23 PM (63Dwl)

255 China’s Infiltrators: ‘They Are Coming Here To Kill Us’
Chinese Migrants Mexico

There is no Second Amendment in China, and Chinese citizens are not permitted to possess firearms. So is it possible that the shooters in the videos are merely taking advantage of a new-found freedom in their new home country?

Unlikely.

One of the migrants videoed was in America for only three weeks and arrived in the country with no money and no identification.

If you had just landed somewhere as a migrant with nothing to your name, you would undoubtedly be preoccupied with finding your next meal, getting a place to live, making a livelihood.

Gatestone Institute
http://tinyurl.com/4xtrapdd

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:23 PM (2yu8s)

256 The Whores I met working as a cook at the Mustang Ranch in the 90's all proudly called themselves Whores. You couldn't slutshame them, they would join it.
I turned down more pussy in those 3 months than I got in the rest of my life. Never did any of them. They gave me my "200 dollar freebe" at 14 days (house inside joke on the high turnover rate among non Whores) and I bought beer with it to take home.

Posted by: Reforger at February 13, 2024 07:23 PM (B705c)

257 Mayorkas officially impeached.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 07:21 PM (LkLld)

Shame on them. Now not a 300 comment thread on how incompetent they are.

Posted by: Sap Green at February 13, 2024 07:23 PM (MNhXM)

258 I wonder if Obama's shitting bricks? His retard VP might have been taking notes on Uranium One, Benghazi, Isis, Acorn, etc. And 'retard' may have just been an act.
Posted by: t-bird

It's no act. That's the genuine Joe.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2024 07:23 PM (INd2m)

259 Hairyback Guy

IIRC, At least 15 million in the book Prairie Fire.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

260
247 Mayorkas officially impeached.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 07:21 PM (LkLld)

The reverberations from this will be felt...

Oh never mind. Nothing moved.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:24 PM (AJDwy)

261 David Axlerod is a pedo. Change my mind.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2024 07:20 PM (INd2m)


He has a special needs daughter who has been suffering from epilepsy - diagnosed before 1 yo.

Posted by: runner at February 13, 2024 07:24 PM (V13WU)

262 I think I need a vacation.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 13, 2024 07:24 PM (PiwSw)

263 Rachel Dolezal - Nice Bod, Sorry about the Face.

... might be a song there...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2024 07:15 PM (cOq4q)

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Nice bod, sorry 'bout the face
Paint your palette blue and grey
Look out on a summer's day
With eyes that know the darkness in your skin

Shadows on the tits
Sketch the trees and the daffodils
Catch the breeze and the winter chills
In colors on the snowy linen land

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 07:25 PM (nCXDi)

264 So 22 notch whore. 22 Repube traitors. I'm not into numerology, but dayum!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2024 07:25 PM (INd2m)

265 $200

The same as 14 days in town.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:26 PM (2yu8s)

266 IIRC, At least 15 million in the book Prairie Fire.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

That sounds right. Obongo is, was, and always will be, Bill Ayers bitch and lackey.

They will kill millions and enjoy it.

And idiots still voted for "Hope And Change".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2024 07:27 PM (R/m4+)

267 Michelle Obama is out? So she's untaped and living as Mike now?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 13, 2024 07:27 PM (INd2m)

268 Mayorkas officially impeached.

Impeached forever!! That's how it works, right Nance?

Posted by: Oddbob at February 13, 2024 07:27 PM (sNc8Y)

269 My mom died three days before my 21st birthday. So yeah, I can give you the date. If you don't remember things like that, there is something wrong with you

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 13, 2024 07:27 PM (USTAS)

270 And the news wonders why trad wives tiktockers are so popular.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:27 PM (AJDwy)

271 235 It's not the length of time that's the issue. It's the lab techs who suddenly decide to take early retirement, those that opt for suicide, and the poor individual who has to figure out how to phrase the report on results that translate to "unknown to present-day science" followed by a forty-five minute scream.

Posted by: This Space Left Intentionally Blank at February 13, 2024 07:27 PM (ENHQb)

272 >260
247 Mayorkas officially impeached.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 07:21 PM (LkLld)

The reverberations from this will be felt...

Oh never mind. Nothing moved.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:24 PM (AJDwy)

Wake me when there is a conviction in the Senate.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 13, 2024 07:27 PM (GTqXr)

273 .22LR -- Lotta Ride

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:27 PM (2yu8s)

274 195 I see you've not paid attention to Waco, Ruby Ridge, Kent State, and so on.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at February 13, 2024 07:10 PM (DgKCv)


I get your point, but it's worth noting that strictly speaking the parties involved in those were all paramilitary groups, not regular military, and paramilitary has a long and storied history of domestic violence spanning basically all countries and time periods.

Posted by: CppThis at February 13, 2024 07:28 PM (PZvjL)

275 YD,

link on that NHS story?

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 13, 2024 07:28 PM (aJ/Rj)

276 Biden's claims that prices are "falling" is flatly false -- at best, he can claim, in some months, that the rate of price increases has slowed or fallen. But zero prices have "fallen."

Someone posted a claim from DU that inflation is solved because the inflation rate is now lower then their locked in salaries increases...because they work for the government.

I think that explains a lot of lefties echoing this line.

Normal people though are wondering how a 100% increase in the cost of food since Biden was installed means that everything is ok now that the real inflation rate is only around 10% while they aren't getting any raise...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 13, 2024 07:28 PM (ibTVg)

277 Axelrod is just a General in the dem army. Messina is the pedo.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2024 07:28 PM (WgujY)

278 ... rimfire, of course.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:28 PM (2yu8s)

279 251 Mayorkas is impeached.
Posted by: lost in space

Give some credit to the new Speaker of the House with a slim majority. Mayorkas is a disaster, but he's a Puppet.

Reminds me of the line "Tattaglia's a pimp. It was always Biden.,"

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 13, 2024 07:28 PM (v+D84)

280 260
247 Mayorkas officially impeached.
Posted by: JackStraw
------------------------------

What does it mean?
Does it blow Biden's border wall up?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 07:29 PM (d7O+i)

281 I predict if they replace Biden it will be with Bob Casey.

Posted by: JackWayne at February 13, 2024 07:29 PM (iUX6L)

282
Dolezal is what the Filipinos might call a Hipon- a Shrimp. The body looks worth eating but rip the head off and throw it away

Posted by: Leon Sphinx at February 13, 2024 07:29 PM (UIngH)

283 What does it mean?
Does it blow Biden's border wall up?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 13, 2024 07:29 PM (d7O+i)

Nothing. These people are all puppets. The power behind them is calling the shots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:30 PM (AJDwy)

284 Mayorkas has been impeached

Posted by: Oglebay at February 13, 2024 07:30 PM (ogTiX)

285 >>247 Mayorkas officially impeached.
Posted by: JackStraw

Good. Now I hope he gets ass cancer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2024 07:30 PM (eYF7X)

286 I don't think Axelrod is a pederast. He is just the quiet, efficient mastermind behind the election fraud which he knows like the back of his hand. Evil cocksucker, but not a child diddler.

He's the democrat's Himmler.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 13, 2024 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

287 Listening to Lara Trump on Newsmax...I think she's going to be a very good co-chair of the RNC.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 07:31 PM (ZgeZs)

288 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2024 07:31 PM (87/7i)

289 >>Wake me when there is a conviction in the Senate.

Of course he won't be removed. But it does send a message in an election year on one of the biggest issues in the election.

We give Republicans a ton of shit when they don't fight, I'm not going to hack them for doing something good. This is the 2nd cabinet official to be impeached in US history.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2024 07:31 PM (LkLld)

290 Johnson says he won't bring the Ukraine bill up for vote.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 13, 2024 07:31 PM (AJDwy)

291 Gross. She has no self respect. Anyone can be a hoor. Not everyone can be a lady.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2024 06:59 PM (fg15Q)


I expect it would be extra hard for me. My shoulders are too wide for a dress.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2024 07:32 PM (D7oie)

292 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at February 13, 2024 07:32 PM (ZgeZs)

293 A NKVD man personally killed all the Polish officers in the Katyn massacre.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

But he had trouble sleeping afterwards and had to hit the sauce...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2024 07:32 PM (cOq4q)

294
Mayorkas has been impeached
Posted by: Oglebay at February 13, 2024 07:30 PM (ogTiX)

That will change after the midnight ballot dump.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at February 13, 2024 07:33 PM (t6XCL)

295 The Whores I met working as a cook at the Mustang Ranch in the 90's all proudly called themselves Whores. You couldn't slutshame them, they would join it.
I turned down more pussy in those 3 months than I got in the rest of my life. Never did any of them. They gave me my "200 dollar freebe" at 14 days (house inside joke on the high turnover rate among non Whores) and I bought beer with it to take home.

Posted by: Reforger at February 13, 2024 07:23 PM (B705c)
---------------
Heh. Grew up in Vegas; never went there as a teen.

Mid-80s, college friend (respectable, straight-laced Stanford MBA) comes into town & wants to drive out there. I'm like "well, I'm not gonna partake -- but I'll drive you out there."

We arrive, and I say "I'll wait in the car." He says: "Ah, come on man -- I just want to get a look at the place."

So we proceed to enter; the classically stereotypical ugly, old madame meets us after we enter (and we could see some of the girls milling around). I'm blushing fire-engine red.

We have a good look around, and my friend says: "May I get a business card?" He receives one, says "Thank you!" and we leave. The look on her face was priceless. Funny shit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 13, 2024 07:33 PM (nCXDi)

296 265 $200

The same as 14 days in town.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 13, 2024 07:26 PM (2yu8s)
Heh.
The $200 dollar freebe in a way closed the ranch down.
When the .gov tries to run a whorehouse they contract it out to professional whorehouse runners. Them type of people don't like the books being looked at.
I can't say much more. I learned more there than I ever wanted to know.

Posted by: Reforger at February 13, 2024 07:33 PM (B705c)

297 Thanks, fd.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 13, 2024 07:33 PM (tT6L1)

298 link on that NHS story?
Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 13, 2024 07:28 PM (aJ/Rj)

Not my comment, I was just replying that it's unsurprising. That was NaCly's comment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:34 PM (0FoWg)

299 Her profession is whore, correct?

She's a slut by definition.

Though I suppose in her world, only banging roughly two guys a day really is a nothing burger, take it easy vacay.

Still, why would an actual whore get all fired up about being called a slut?

Women be krayzee.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2024 07:35 PM (nFnyb)

300 PFC Obvious

DYOR

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 13, 2024 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

301 298 link on that NHS story?
Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 13, 2024 07:28 PM (aJ/Rj)

Not my comment, I was just replying that it's unsurprising. That was NaCly's comment.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 13, 2024 07:34 PM (0FoWg)

I think the comment section at Small Dead Animals has it.

I read the article … disturbing … the used an amnesiac on the elderly.

Posted by: browndog appreciates creature comforts now at February 13, 2024 07:39 PM (TTAGa)

302 Only 22 in 10 days???? Pffft....Gay men regularly brag about doing that many in a single night.

I have just as much "Respect" for either.
None.

Posted by: birdog at February 13, 2024 08:00 PM (SFGDK)

303 >>84 I'm gonna guess Rachel's OnlyFans isn't one of the top earners on the platform, to put it mildly.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 13, 2024 06:46 PM

Hers is an OnlyFan page.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 13, 2024 09:44 PM (wzAuc)

304 Israel is not an ally of the US.

Rwanda's slaughter was considered a genocide with a kill ratio of 9 civilians to 1 combatant; the ratio in Palestine is 15 to 1.

Posted by: School Shooter at February 14, 2024 11:24 AM (yhf1y)

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