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"Dark Brandon" Isn't Dispelling Suspicions That Taylor Swift is an Op

Just a quick throwaway while I catch up.

Explanation: There's some kind of (silly) conspiracy theory going around that the White House rigged the Super Bowl to raise Taylor Swift's profile still higher in time for her to endorse the Alzheimer's victim Joe Biden.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Was this throwaway properly researched?!

jk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)

2 Just too late

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 12, 2024 12:11 PM (N1tpc)

3 What a joke

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 12, 2024 12:12 PM (zdzkc)

4 Congrats to Taylor Swift on her victory over San Francisco.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:12 PM (xcxpd)

5 TLDR

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 12, 2024 12:12 PM (zdzkc)

6 I know little and understand nothing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2024 12:12 PM (BxvY+)

7 I really do not get it.

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2024 12:12 PM (dCxaZ)

8 Honestly, I'm at the point that I can't discount ANY conspiracy theory, no matter how crazy.*

E.g.: Lizard people are actually barely disguised in power?

I think probably not, but I'm willing to listen.





*So long as it's about the government. I'm not in on the "ALIENS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!" yet.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 12, 2024 12:13 PM (N1tpc)

9 Barf

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 12, 2024 12:13 PM (MDua2)

10 Hi Ace

these people really are clueless.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2Uw)

11 "And now for an exciting new episode of 'That's Just Joe!' "

Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2024 12:13 PM (4olE8)

12 I mean, are they trying to project him as some kind of evil mastermind? I don't get the intent here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:13 PM (DRSnL)

13 "my wife's a Philly girl"

nope

she's from Willow Grove or Jenkintown or somewhere

another lie

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2024 12:13 PM (dCxaZ)

14 I am so far past the looking glass that I can't tell what's parody and what's real Biden content anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:14 PM (xcxpd)

15 Just a quick throwaway while I catch up.

Just a quick catchaway while I throw up.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 12, 2024 12:14 PM (KC4f+)

16 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 12, 2024 12:14 PM (++4z6)

17 12 I mean, are they trying to project him as some kind of evil mastermind? I don't get the intent here.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:13 PM (DRSnL)

========

Dark Brandon is a popular meme on the left.

Biden's social media team is playing up to them to try and get them engaged.

Political social media is about appealing to the always online and engaged base and nothing else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

18 I am still not believing the Sundowner Puppeteers released that Lazer eye tweet

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 12:14 PM (fwDg9)

19
Explanation: There's some kind of (silly) conspiracy theory going around that the White House rigged the Super Bowl to raise Taylor Swift's profile still higher in time for her to endorse the Alzheimer's victim Joe Biden.

Posted by: ace at February 12, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

20 Dark Brandon is a popular meme on the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

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Is it? Shows you what I know.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:16 PM (DRSnL)

21 This makes me laugh that they think they can pass off angry dementia rants as him being cool. All you have to do is look at him straight arming and focusing on every step to see he's lost it.

Posted by: ryukyu at February 12, 2024 12:16 PM (hR0kJ)

22 So Biden is now all in on a Chinese spyware platform? That tracks.

Posted by: Liberty at February 12, 2024 12:16 PM (IoAmk)

23 Explanation: There's some kind of (silly) conspiracy theory going around that the White House rigged the Super Bowl to raise Taylor Swift's profile still higher in time for her to endorse the Alzheimer's victim Joe Biden.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

Oh no. It's not the White House.

It's the NFL, who also is about propping up liberalism.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 12, 2024 12:16 PM (N1tpc)

24 They trying to get a Cult of Personality going on Sundowner?

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 12:16 PM (fwDg9)

25 Didn't that scumbag just ban TikTok for all government employees? What a jackass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2024 12:16 PM (eYF7X)

26 19
Explanation: There's some kind of (silly) conspiracy theory going around that the White House rigged the Super Bowl to raise Taylor Swift's profile still higher in time for her to endorse the Alzheimer's victim Joe Biden.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

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Am I crazy if I believe that the NFL rigged the Super Bowl for reasons other than the political?

Like...pro sports is as real as professional wrestling and it's all fake in order to prop up favorable markets while encouraging the "right" betting results?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

27 And I see that Trump is essentially daring her to endorse Biden.

Will the strategy work? Doubt it. Like Trump, Dem's have no shame.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:17 PM (G0vdT)

28 Hey look, it's the guy whose mind is so feeble he couldn't stand trial.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:17 PM (KbCG3)

29 Yes,because they expect her to accompany Kelce to the WH meet and greet as Superbowl winners. Then pictures of TS shaking Biden's hand boosts his candidacy. This is how ridiculous they are. They actually think this helps.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2024 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

30 TikTok is an op

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:18 PM (xcxpd)

31 All these Taylor swift, NFL theories just make us look like idiots. So every other team in the nfl must be in on it as well I guess? All the owners and all the players. All throwing games to elect Biden.

I mean fuck man come on people.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:18 PM (YofvK)

32 I'm not in on the "ALIENS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS!" yet.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 12, 2024 12:13 PM (N1tpc)


There are none so blind as those who will not see. The grey men who have a base under the ice in Antarctica for their long war against the lizard people and Scientology said that aliens built the pyramids. Oprah, a kyl-chief among the lizards, has suppressed the info.

I may have some of that wrong.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:18 PM (GYIa4)

33 Biden Campaign's plan to assuage fears he's taken money from the CCP is to push its' tiktok presence?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 12, 2024 12:18 PM (z+89e)

34 Am I crazy if I believe that the NFL rigged the Super Bowl for reasons other than the political?

Like...pro sports is as real as professional wrestling and it's all fake in order to prop up favorable markets while encouraging the "right" betting results?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

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Same. The White House rigging it? No. The NFL rigging it? Totes believable.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:18 PM (DRSnL)

35 13 "my wife's a Philly girl"


o rly?

what parish asshat?

anyway this is all incredibly stupid

they are playing to their idiot base I just cannot bring myself to care anymore

you'd think the NFL would want to get away from the leftist/woke nonsense but last night it was SOAKING in it. so dumb.

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 12, 2024 12:19 PM (AcWfM)

36 Honestly, I'm at the point that I can't discount ANY conspiracy theory, no matter how crazy.*
E.g.: Lizard people are actually barely disguised in power?
I think probably not, but I'm willing to listen.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 12, 2024 12:13 PM (N1tpc)


Vril is REAL and Bulwer-Lytton sacrificed everything to warn us

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:19 PM (D7oie)

37 Am I crazy if I believe that the NFL rigged the Super Bowl for reasons other than the political?

Like...pro sports is as real as professional wrestling and it's all fake in order to prop up favorable markets while encouraging the "right" betting results?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing

O/U opened at 47.5 yesterday morning late money came in on the chiefs and the under pushing it down to 46.5. The games ended at 47. does it mean anything, I dunno.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 12:19 PM (CIS44)

38 15 Ha! Beat me to it.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at February 12, 2024 12:19 PM (MvF+J)

39 As far as conspiracy theories go...

Pfizer was a major sponsor of the Super Bowl.

A Super Bowl containing one of Pfizer's top spokespeople. In fact, the only Pfizer spokesman in the NFL.

And, said spokesperson just happens to have started an in-season relationship with arguably the biggest name in entertainment. While she was on tour.

Yeah, Ders. Yeah.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:20 PM (KbCG3)

40 OK, so who's the old guy holding the two pictures?

Posted by: Oddbob at February 12, 2024 12:20 PM (sNc8Y)

41 Dark Brandon is a popular meme on the left.

Biden's social media team is playing up to them to try and get them engaged.

Political social media is about appealing to the always online and engaged base and nothing else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)


They have abandoned God to worship power and depravity while pretending it's not Stan. Of course Dark Brandon is popular with them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:20 PM (GYIa4)

42 Did the White House do this?
No.

But perhaps Madison ave.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2024 12:20 PM (W/lyH)

43 It may well be an op, but it's a stupid one. Joey Shitbrains is hemorrhaging support in the black and hispanic communities. What better way to shore up support there than bringing in a rich, privileged, white-as-a-ghost autotune enthusiast who's main fan base is tween girls?

From what I can tell, SF lost the game with odd play-calling and some truly bewildering 3rd-and-short plays.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

44 Madison ave is bought by Pharma

all media is

so, they did it I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (AcWfM)

45 The Lizard People killed Beau

Posted by: Beartooth at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (iPilE)

46 I thought I heard mostly boos the first time Swift was shown on the screen. To be clear, it sounded like it came from the fans in the stadium, not my living room.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (fs1hN)

47 When I see the officiating in the Super Bowl, rigged games seem completely plausible.

I don't buy the TS conspiracy though. I'm more open to the pyramids and antarctic bases lizard memes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (xcxpd)

48 and about those lizard people who seek power . . .

https://youtu.be/HL2xw2rNbz8?si=YQrXt4_LRcVN6Rrr

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (D7oie)

49 I said below. This is the obama comms team at work.

Changing the subject to something irrelevant.
Obama was never happier than when people were talking about his birth certificate since that meant they were not talking about how he was a muslim commie incompetent queer scum asshole.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (jvesK)

50 45 The Lizard People killed Beau

Posted by: Beartooth at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (iPilE)

Iraq has lizard people?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (KbCG3)

51 From what I can tell, SF lost the game with odd play-calling and some truly bewildering 3rd-and-short plays.


missed extra point really lost the game for SF

maybe that kid was paid off by the mob

seems verrrry possible

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (AcWfM)

52 Explanation: There's some kind of (silly) conspiracy theory going around that the White House rigged the Super Bowl to raise Taylor Swift's profile still higher in time for her to endorse the Alzheimer's victim Joe Biden.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)


Biden wants TayTay to visit the WH with the Chiefs so he can sniff her. Sure, she's way past what he'd consider the cutoff point but she's got money.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (GYIa4)

53 I was talking to a physician the other day who is an expert witness in a case I'm handling. He's convinced that in addition to Biden's dementia that he's suffering from Parkinson's. He said you can tell by his gait.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (bNf8H)

54 Fuck sportsball.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (MvF+J)

55 From what I can tell, SF lost the game with odd play-calling and some truly bewildering 3rd-and-short plays.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)
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The muffed punt reception was a back breaker.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (G0vdT)

56 47 I don't buy the TS conspiracy though. I'm more open to the pyramids and antarctic bases lizard memes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (xcxpd)

========

The moon landing was faked!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

57
This is proof that 'The Adults Have Taken Over'!

/ Biden is mental as are the people who surround him who tolerate the smell of wet diaper all day

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (nIvob)

58 Aliens didn’t build the pyramids, time travelers brought a bunch of sweet diesel construction equipment to ancient Egypt. Bonus: the emissions eventually caused the Medieval Warm Period that’s so troublesome to the climate Scientologists.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (WOoT+)

59 Biden wants TayTay to visit the WH with the Chiefs so he can sniff her. Sure, she's way past what he'd consider the cutoff point but she's got money.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic a

Shes like 24 years too old for him.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (CIS44)

60 46 I thought I heard mostly boos the first time Swift was shown on the screen. To be clear, it sounded like it came from the fans in the stadium, not my living room.


she was acting super weird, her friends were weird

it was all entirely creepy

only Kylie seems normal

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 12, 2024 12:23 PM (AcWfM)

61 Am I crazy if I believe that the NFL rigged the Super Bowl for reasons other than the political?

Like...pro sports is as real as professional wrestling and it's all fake in order to prop up favorable markets while encouraging the "right" betting results?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

Not crazy at all IMHO. They wouldn’t care who wins just the betting lines; refs make a huge difference in every game.

Having said that I watched the entire game yesterday with the sound off so as not to be influenced by the announcers. The worst call I saw favored the 49ers who lost (defensive holding on the Chiefs in OT to extend a scoring drive… it wasn’t holding)…. The refs actually had a decent game. Now last year they outright gave it to the Chiefs with a phantom call at the end….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 12:23 PM (1jdMT)

62 53 I was talking to a physician the other day who is an expert witness in a case I'm handling. He's convinced that in addition to Biden's dementia that he's suffering from Parkinson's. He said you can tell by his gait.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (bNf8H)

I'm no doctor, but I've seen that gait on a lot of dementia sufferers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 12, 2024 12:23 PM (N39Ws)

63 They want so badly to pretend he's not sleeping most of the day and eating ice cream to calm down when he's not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:23 PM (WF0+t)

64 Remember, Taylor Swift is known for choosing the wrong man.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2024 12:23 PM (u82oZ)

65 Reba McEntire “Sings in the Shower” to Prepare for Super Bowl Performance

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In the shower
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the shower
Yes, you can put your mind at ease

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 12, 2024 12:23 PM (FVME7)

66 Dark Brandon = Joey the Feeb

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2024 12:23 PM (AwYPR)

67 Biden wants TayTay to visit the WH with the Chiefs so he can sniff her. Sure, she's way past what he'd consider the cutoff point but she's got money.
______

10 percent > 10 year old.

But not by much, Jack.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (fs1hN)

68 The muffed punt reception was a back breaker.
Posted by: WisRich a

bounced off a niner leg, Ray Ray tried to recover it. Just an absolutely terrible bounce for them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (CIS44)

69 And I see that Trump is essentially daring her to endorse Biden.

Will the strategy work? Doubt it. Like Trump, Dem's have no shame.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:17 PM (G0vdT)


Team Trump probably has ads waiting to go that point out that she owes her career to songs about how she picked the wrong man.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (GYIa4)

70 I figured it was an op by Taylor Swift.

1. Her boyfriend makes it to the Super Bowl.
2. She rigs the game so that his team loses.
3. She dumps him because he's now a "loser."
4. She writes an entire album based on him being a "loser."
5. She sells a billion copies and becomes even richer.

Apparently I was wrong.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (7fElN)

71 #8 pretty well sums it up for me, as well.

five or ten years ago we would have laughed at stuff that is now the everyday news; these days who can truly know just how far down the rabbit hole goes?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (QwWES)

72 The Lizard People killed Beau
Posted by: Beartooth at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (iPilE)

But he WAS lizard people!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (N1tpc)

73 travis k seems super, super gay

Posted by: BlackOrchidZ at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (AcWfM)

74 Yes,because they expect her to accompany Kelce to the WH meet and greet as Superbowl winners. Then pictures of TS shaking Biden's hand boosts his candidacy. This is how ridiculous they are. They actually think this helps.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2024 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)
***

Oohhhh!!!! I hope she wears her hair down. Mmmmmm!!!!
Kirby! You're my new...ahhh...you know...that guy... assistant. Make damn sure she wears her hair down! got that!!??

Posted by: Ol Joe at February 12, 2024 12:25 PM (W/lyH)

75 39 As far as conspiracy theories go...

Pfizer was a major sponsor of the Super Bowl.

A Super Bowl containing one of Pfizer's top spokespeople. In fact, the only Pfizer spokesman in the NFL.

And, said spokesperson just happens to have started an in-season relationship with arguably the biggest name in entertainment. While she was on tour.

Yeah, Ders. Yeah.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:20 PM (KbCG3)

It's alarming how some people (Marc Randazza, for one) ignore the whole Pfizer thing.

Posted by: XTC at February 12, 2024 12:25 PM (sm6Pk)

76 Am I crazy if I believe that the NFL rigged the Super Bowl for reasons other than the political?

Like...pro sports is as real as professional wrestling and it's all fake in order to prop up favorable markets while encouraging the "right" betting results?
-
Wasn't SF favored by 2 going in? That last play won the game for KC and also beat the spread.

Posted by: Methos at February 12, 2024 12:25 PM (Dnobf)

77 NHL, NBA, MLB, Other Pro Leagues, Push Congress for More Gun Control

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I guess the sportsball thugs want to make thuging as safe as possible.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 12, 2024 12:25 PM (FVME7)

78 Remember that movie by Michael Moore Fahrenheit 9/11? He took innocent coincidences and made a movie that convinced millions of people Bush was in on 9/11 in order to attack Iraq.

That’s what this shit is. You can find a connection between pretty much any two events if you try hard enough.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:25 PM (YofvK)

79 In other news:

The Israelis rescued two hostages last night in a daring raid into Rafah where everyone on the planet was telling them not to go. They had the nerve to do it while everyone was watching the Super Bowl.
Yay Israel. Keep it up!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2024 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)

80 Maybe Tay-Tay's trans... 👀

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 12:25 PM (Q4IgG)

81 56 47 I don't buy the TS conspiracy though. I'm more open to the pyramids and antarctic bases lizard memes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (xcxpd)

========

The moon landing was faked!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

Ah, but which moon?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (xcxpd)

82 You don't need a "conspiracy theory" to explain people acting in their self-interest.

e.g, NFL owners tolerate kneeling and the Black National Anthem because the players are 80% Black with the sense of spoiled children,

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (Gse2f)

83 81 The moon landing was faked!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

Ah, but which moon?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (xcxpd)

========

Europa. Don't want to disobey HAL.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

84 Am I crazy if I believe that the NFL rigged the Super Bowl for reasons other than the political?

they way they have wholeheartedly embraced gambling now it's only a matter of time before games are rigged, or star players at least get caught up in gambling scandals

Posted by: brak at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (25k9m)

85 The only thing "Dark" with Joe Biden are his underpants.

Warm and dark...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (JF/W5)

86 3. She dumps him because he's now a "loser."
____

He's kind of a loser for throwing a tantrum and screaming in his coach's ear and almost knocking him down. YMMV.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (fs1hN)

87
Team Trump probably has ads waiting to go that point out that she owes her career to songs about how she picked the wrong man.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (GYIa4)
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I hope not. If Trump can just stay focused on core issues and forget stray voltage that makes him seem kooky, he'll win.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

88 Am I crazy if I believe that the NFL rigged the Super Bowl for reasons other than the political?

Like...pro sports is as real as professional wrestling and it's all fake in order to prop up favorable markets while encouraging the "right" betting results?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


There is entirely too much money in play to allow for a game of chance.

Even the casinos are set up that they win. (Odds always favor the house)

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2024 12:27 PM (G8h7g)

89 I think avocado toast is a psyop. Is there really anyone that likes that? Avocado -> guacamole. That's the only sensible use, everything else is obviously a deepstate ploy.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 12, 2024 12:27 PM (CPrGm)

90 87
Team Trump probably has ads waiting to go that point out that she owes her career to songs about how she picked the wrong man.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (GYIa4)
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I hope not. If Trump can just stay focused on core issues and forget stray voltage that makes him seem kooky, he'll win.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

Trump just needs to run an ad quoting Hur's report. Nonstop. Over and over.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:28 PM (KbCG3)

91 Team Trump probably has ads waiting to go that point out that she owes her career to songs about how she picked the wrong man.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


I don't know about Team Trump, but there are numerous memes on Facebook that point it out.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2024 12:28 PM (G8h7g)

92 @78

>>Remember that movie by Michael Moore Fahrenheit 9/11? He took innocent coincidences and made a movie that convinced millions of people Bush was in on 9/11 in order to attack Iraq.

Remember it? I was in the room when they were creating that pile of garbage.

I should have gotten PTSD workers comp from being subjected to it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 12, 2024 12:28 PM (rc3Z7)

93 All these Taylor swift, NFL theories just make us look like idiots. So every other team in the nfl must be in on it as well I guess? All the owners and all the players. All throwing games to elect Biden.

I mean fuck man come on people.
Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:18 PM (YofvK)


It's dumb for at least two reasons:

1) Although some calls in the postseason clearly favored the Chiefs, there wasn't anything really controversial on the part of the refs last night. As LinusVanPelt says above, it was slightly in favor of the 49ers if anything, but nothing to suggest being rigged for either side.

2) If Swift endorses anyone this election cycle, it will obviously be the Democratic candidate, and that'll happen with or without the Super Bowl, and her influence on female voters will be as great (or as little) as it already was.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 12:28 PM (bhRsz)

94 Wasn't SF favored by 2 going in? That last play won the game for KC and also beat the spread.
Posted by: Methos at February 12, 2024 12:25 PM (Dnobf)

The Chiefs were getting the 2 points. That last play did not influence betting outcomes (other than possibly over/under bets on the points total)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 12:29 PM (1jdMT)

95 Like...pro sports is as real as professional wrestling and it's all fake in order to prop up favorable markets while encouraging the "right" betting results?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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At least with pro wrestling, there's a "story" involved...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2024 12:29 PM (7fElN)

96 89 I think avocado toast is a psyop. Is there really anyone that likes that? Avocado -> guacamole. That's the only sensible use, everything else is obviously a deepstate ploy.
_____

Ees no psyop. Gringos love abocados!
- Mexican cartels

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2024 12:29 PM (fs1hN)

97 She dumps him because he's now a "loser."
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He's kind of a loser for throwing a tantrum and screaming in his coach's ear and almost knocking him down. YMMV.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


He was screaming that the Chiefs have to win or Tay Tay will dump him and write a song about him!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2024 12:29 PM (G8h7g)

98 85 The only thing "Dark" with Joe Biden are his underpants.

Warm and dark...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (JF/W5)

A classic Simpson's moment:

https://youtu.be/YFc2uqYS11s

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 12, 2024 12:29 PM (PiwSw)

99 Am I crazy if I believe that the NFL rigged the Super Bowl for reasons other than the political?

they way they have wholeheartedly embraced gambling now it's only a matter of time before games are rigged, or star players at least get caught up in gambling scandals
Posted by: brak at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (25k9m)



Woody Harrelson had the best line in the Hunger Games.
"It's a TV show!"

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2024 12:29 PM (W/lyH)

100 Trump just needs to run an ad quoting Hur's report. Nonstop. Over and over.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

inflation.
the invasion on our border
crime
debt
stupid wars
America no longer the shining city on the hill

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 12, 2024 12:30 PM (jvesK)

101 they way they have wholeheartedly embraced gambling now it's only a matter of time before games are rigged, or star players at least get caught up in gambling scandals
Posted by: brak at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (25k9m)


I always liked the football sequence in the Last Boyscout

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:30 PM (D7oie)

102 Which way did Nancy/Paulie bet on the 9'ers?

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2024 12:30 PM (AwYPR)

103 I was talking to a physician the other day who is an expert witness in a case I'm handling. He's convinced that in addition to Biden's dementia that he's suffering from Parkinson's. He said you can tell by his gait.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (bNf8H)


Did he say what was causing Biden's chin testicles?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:30 PM (GYIa4)

104 All these Taylor swift, NFL theories just make us look like idiots. So every other team in the nfl must be in on it as well I guess? All the owners and all the players. All throwing games to elect Biden.

I mean fuck man come on people.
Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:18 PM (YofvK)

Don't think it's political but I do think this was all marketing. Kelce is a big name in the game. He's now inked up with Pfizer. Add Swift into the mix and now it's a global thing.

Whoever paired them up is brilliant.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:30 PM (KbCG3)

105 Betting lines are set by data analysis. Run 1000 simulations between two teams and the betting line is the event that comes up most often. And statically speaking the majority of the time the final score will be close to that line.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (YofvK)

106 Trump just needs to run an ad quoting Hur's report. Nonstop. Over and over.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:28 PM (KbCG3)

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Along with the illegal alien NYC cop-assaulter giving America and Americans the double-barreled middle fingers after being released by the DA.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (yjxlv)

107 The Chiefs were getting the 2 points. That last play did not influence betting outcomes (other than possibly over/under bets on the points total)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


When was the last time the bookies lost?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (G8h7g)

108 I always liked the football sequence in the Last Boyscout
Posted by: Kindltot

Billy Cole FTW

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (CIS44)

109 I love avocado toast!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)

110 That pic of Bribem makes him look possessed.
So it's pretty spot on.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (VMFAF)

111 Liberal coworker brought up the Taylor Swift conspiracy as evidence that the right are crazy. Like most reasonable folks on "all sides," I could care less. This tells me my coworker must be following Dark Brandon.

Posted by: Coki at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (lMrg3)

112 they way they have wholeheartedly embraced gambling now it's only a matter of time before games are rigged, or star players at least get caught up in gambling scandals
Posted by: brak at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (25k9m)

Super bowl was in Las Vegas?

Do you need any more of a clear indication?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (xaFKb)

113 Whoever paired them up is brilliant.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer a

Erin Andrews claims to have set them up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 12:32 PM (CIS44)

114 I always liked the football sequence in the Last Boyscout
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:30 PM (D7oie)

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*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:32 PM (DRSnL)

115 Whoever paired them up is brilliant.

I saw an estimate the NFL has made $200 mill of increased jersey sales and tv ratings and ad buys since the Swift thing. Plus hundreds of thousands of followers for social media accounts, which also equals big money. Yeah it was a good marketing move.

Posted by: brak at February 12, 2024 12:32 PM (25k9m)

116
Alternate post title:

"Hello, Fellow Kids!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 12, 2024 12:32 PM (93/8p)

117 Along with the illegal alien NYC cop-assaulter giving America and Americans the double-barreled middle fingers after being released by the DA.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (yjxlv)

The one linked in the sidebar is genius.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:32 PM (KbCG3)

118 "Remember that movie by Michael Moore Fahrenheit 9/11? He took innocent coincidences and made a movie that convinced millions of people Bush was in on 9/11 in order to attack Iraq."

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Note that the people he so easily convinced were not Republican voters.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 12, 2024 12:32 PM (i7Q7S)

119 111 Liberal coworker brought up the Taylor Swift conspiracy as evidence that the right are crazy. Like most reasonable folks on "all sides," I could care less. This tells me my coworker must be following Dark Brandon.
Posted by: Coki at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (lMrg3)

=========

I bet he still thinks that Trump had hookers pee on a bed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

120 Most everyone is sick of hearing about these two "lovers."

Posted by: Coki at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (lMrg3)

121
Don't think it's political but I do think this was all marketing. Kelce is a big name in the game. He's now inked up with Pfizer. Add Swift into the mix and now it's a global thing.

Whoever paired them up is brilliant.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:30 PM (KbCG3)

I agree it’s was brilliant marketing setting them up. It’s typical Hollywood stuff where “stars” are paired together by their handlers to sell movies.

But unless you believe all other 31 owners and all other players on those 31 teams are in on it, the idea of rigging it all for the Chiefs is absurd.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (YofvK)

122 I figured it was an op by Taylor Swift.

1. Her boyfriend makes it to the Super Bowl.
2. She rigs the game so that his team loses.
3. She dumps him because he's now a "loser."
4. She writes an entire album based on him being a "loser."
5. She sells a billion copies and becomes even richer.

Apparently I was wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (7fElN)


Alternate theory: Like many women in their 30s, she hears her biological clock ticking, and figures a strapping, athletic guy who just won the Super Bowl is a better bet than the soyboy "musicians" she's previously dated.

Alternate alternate theory: She hasn't quite made it past the "high school girl" phase, and likes the thought of having a boyfriend on a winning football team.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (bhRsz)

123 The adults are in the building. And they have been grooming these mindless mushheads. So it makes sense. Sick but makes sense

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (ytSiK)

124 When was the last time the bookies lost?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (G8h7g)

Never! Enter Mortimer Duke and his brother….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (1jdMT)

125 >>Did he say what was causing Biden's chin testicles?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:30 PM (GYIa4)
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Yes. Indentations from someone else's testicles.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (bNf8H)

126 I have to admit, it's weird seeing* a POTUS that is intentionally trying to divide America and stoke anger in the population.




* again

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (WF0+t)

127 there wasn't anything really controversial on the part of the refs last night.

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That intentional grounding call on Purdy was iffy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (FVME7)

128
It's dumb for at least two reasons:

1) Although some calls in the postseason clearly favored the Chiefs, there wasn't anything really controversial on the part of the refs last night. As LinusVanPelt says above, it was slightly in favor of the 49ers if anything, but nothing to suggest being rigged for either side.

2) If Swift endorses anyone this election cycle, it will obviously be the Democratic candidate, and that'll happen with or without the Super Bowl, and her influence on female voters will be as great (or as little) as it already was.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 12:28 PM (bhRsz)

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Except that the old QB for the NO Saints was on a Monday Night Football game a few years ago. It was supposed to be his last game with a ceremony to honor him at halftime. Right before halftime he throws this pass to a wide open receiver who runs it in for a touchdown. There was virtually no defense to speak of. It was a clear case of letting him get a TD.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (++4z6)

129 *snort*
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:32 PM (DRSnL)


By the way, how are you doing?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:34 PM (D7oie)

130 120 Most everyone is sick of hearing about these two "lovers."
Posted by: Coki at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (lMrg3)

You’re not their target demographic.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:34 PM (YofvK)

131 Liberal coworker brought up the Taylor Swift conspiracy as evidence that the right are crazy.

--

It might be worth mentioning that it is also evidence that she's being manipulated by her news sources.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:34 PM (WF0+t)

132 Except that the old QB for the NO Saints was on a Monday Night Football game a few years ago. It was supposed to be his last game with a ceremony to honor him at halftime. Right before halftime he throws this pass to a wide open receiver who runs it in for a touchdown. There was virtually no defense to speak of. It was a clear case of letting him get a TD.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

*Michael Strahan's sack record has entered the chat*

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 12:34 PM (CIS44)

133 By the way, how are you doing?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:34 PM (D7oie)

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Pretty good. Changed up my diet and that seems to be helping a lot. How are you?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (DRSnL)

134 As far as conspiracy theories go...

---------------

It's not bad. It's not great. But I'm choosing to believe it.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (sX1BW)

135 I agree it’s was brilliant marketing setting them up. It’s typical Hollywood stuff where “stars” are paired together by their handlers to sell movies.

But unless you believe all other 31 owners and all other players on those 31 teams are in on it, the idea of rigging it all for the Chiefs is absurd.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (YofvK)

I'm not saying this happened but you don't need the other owners to agree. The refs can "manage" the game.

Also, gotta remember there's a revenue sharing agreement there. If you offered the owners a couple million more or the chance to win a trophy, which do you think they'd take?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (KbCG3)

136 "Liberal coworker brought up the Taylor Swift conspiracy as evidence that the right are crazy."

============

I bet this person believes men can get pregnant and Putin stole the 2016 election for Trump.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (i7Q7S)

137 120 Most everyone is sick of hearing about these two "lovers."
Posted by: Coki at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (lMrg3)
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My wife can't get enough.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (G0vdT)

138 81 Ah, but which moon?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (xcxpd)

Zoozve.

Posted by: XTC at February 12, 2024 12:36 PM (sm6Pk)

139 Ah, but which moon?

--


Speaking of, the same Scientists that insist they know how to fix Global Warming no-joke can't decide on how many moons the Earth has.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:36 PM (WF0+t)

140 132 Except that the old QB for the NO Saints was on a Monday Night Football game a few years ago. It was supposed to be his last game with a ceremony to honor him at halftime. Right before halftime he throws this pass to a wide open receiver who runs it in for a touchdown. There was virtually no defense to speak of. It was a clear case of letting him get a TD.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

*Michael Strahan's sack record has entered the chat*
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 12:34 PM (CIS44)

"Don't be that guy who celebrates nonsense just because it's your team." - My dad, taking the stuffing out of me celebrating Strahan's record

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:36 PM (KbCG3)

141 "Alternate alternate theory: She hasn't quite made it past the "high school girl" phase"

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She is 34 years old and chugged her drink and threw down the glass like she is 21.

So, yes.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (i7Q7S)

142 83 81 The moon landing was faked!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

Ah, but which moon?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (xcxpd)

========

Europa. Don't want to disobey HAL.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

Damn AI holds a grudge all right...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (xcxpd)

143
It's not a "conspiracy theory" that she is very, very politically choreographed." That's an obvious fact. So, yeah it's a conspiracy. A conspiracy fact.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (93/8p)

144 My wife can't get enough.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (G0vdT)

She can have mine.. I put Tay Tay right up there with Meghan Markle

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (Akjoo)

145 Bread, and circuses.

While we bitch about the NFL and Tay Tay, Repubs in the Senate are pushing through a foreign aid bill to continue the War in Ukraine.

And Brandon threw Israel under the bus, and not a fucking thing has been heard via the media, condemning that (folks may be saying it, but if the media does not report it, to most... it never happened)..

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (xaFKb)

146 Pretty good. Changed up my diet and that seems to be helping a lot. How are you?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (DRSnL)


Better than I have any right to expect. I had similar symptoms with worse diagnosis. So I get to change my diet too.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (D7oie)

147 Alternate theory: Like many women in their 30s, she hears her biological clock ticking, and figures a strapping, athletic guy who just won the Super Bowl is a better bet than the soyboy "musicians" she's previously dated.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (bhRsz)

She could buy a kid...she could buy an orphanage.

Posted by: BignJames at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

148 1) Although some calls in the postseason clearly favored the Chiefs, there wasn't anything really controversial on the part of the refs last night. As LinusVanPelt says above, it was slightly in favor of the 49ers if anything, but nothing to suggest being rigged for either side.
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I thought it a relatively clean officiated game. My thought was the winning edge was Mahomes running the ball. Purdy did a marvelous job but he doesn't run too often. The SF defense pretty much ruled throughout the game shutting down the pass. By doing so they became susceptible to the QB run which put things into overtime.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (Hpgos)

149 My wife can't get enough.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM

This is how you say, good problem to have no?

Posted by: The Palo at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (4p0Xq)

150

Alternate alternate theory: She hasn't quite made it past the "high school girl" phase, and likes the thought of having a boyfriend on a winning football team.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (bhRsz)

In the end, I think this is the explanation.

And she didn’t make it past the high school stage since she didn’t go to high school. She’s been a professional singe since she was 14 or 15. She didn’t go to high school, at least not in the traditional sense. She was tutored while on the road. She’s no re-living her HS days, this is her high school experience. Dating the captain of the football team.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (YofvK)

151 *Michael Strahan's sack record has entered the chat*

Bountygate where the refs looked the other way to get the Saints into the Super Bowl and win one for Katrina or whatever

Posted by: brak at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (25k9m)

152 He's convinced that in addition to Biden's dementia that he's suffering from Parkinson's. He said you can tell by his gait.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

Which is ironic because we want to show him the gate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (FVME7)

153 Now last year they outright gave it to the Chiefs with a phantom call at the end….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
__________

How about that phantom 5th down they gave them against the Bengals in the AFC Championship last year?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (Dm8we)

154 In other news:

I knew it! As soon as I heard it was a woman who shot up hte Lakewood church, I wondered if it was a trans and Yes, It was! Transgender and an immigrant!
A twofer!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (t/2Uw)

155 First time I can remember watching absolutely nothing of the SB broadcast. I usually watch at least some of it.

Posted by: SamIam at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (oasF3)

156 I still don't see the value of this line of argument.

If a pop star--doesn't matter how big--can completely sway an election, you don't have a country that is in a place to advance anyway.

We should be treating it like it's just another endorsement.

Also: There is no I in Team, but apparently there is one in Chiefs. That's what Andy Reid taught me last night.

Reid should make Kelce play *every* play. "Oh, I gotta have you out there on kick coverage, Travis--who knows what might happen if somebody else was in there!"

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (krQz2)

157
She is 34 years old and chugged her drink and threw down the glass like she is 21.

So, yes.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (i7Q7S

An old Teeny Bopper

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (Akjoo)

158 142 Europa. Don't want to disobey HAL.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

Damn AI holds a grudge all right...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (xcxpd)

========

Deleted scene from 2001:

Frank Poole beat HAL at chess once. Once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

159 I'm not saying this happened but you don't need the other owners to agree. The refs can "manage" the game.

-

Very few or no holding calls on short yardage 3rd and 4th down plays for the winners, eh?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (WF0+t)

160 I dont think she will endorse FJB ... her popularity will tank if she does.

Posted by: ET at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (qujPO)

161 How about that phantom 5th down they gave them against the Bengals in the AFC Championship last year?
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Yep. That one stands out like an elephant in a ant farm.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (Hpgos)

162 Aliens didn't build the pyramids. Black people built them using their telekinetic super brains.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (BxvY+)

163 Also, gotta remember there's a revenue sharing agreement there. If you offered the owners a couple million more or the chance to win a trophy, which do you think they'd take?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (KbCG3)


And imagine if the referees always seem to make calls against your side if you don't play ball correctly, and the sportsmedia decide your players are all violent thugs and your coaching staff is incompetent.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (D7oie)

164 Deleted scene from 2001:

Frank Poole beat HAL at chess once. Once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

Then HAL starts cheating so Frank pours some whiskey all over HAL?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (xcxpd)

165 Biden-Swift 2024! "See what you made me do!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (i9ffA)

166
It's February. NOBODY WILL FUCKING CARE NOR REMEMBER ANY OF THIS in two weeks, let alone 8 months.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (93/8p)

167 Hey White House, good job spelling for LIVs what the "MAGA" you vilify stands for. And for vilifying it some more.

"Make America Great Again"
"Are you kidding?"

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (wzAuc)

168 Did the Junta bribe or threaten the Niners punt returner?

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (5fDan)

169 Bountygate where the refs looked the other way to get the Saints into the Super Bowl and win one for Katrina or whatever
Posted by: brak a


Stole it from my colts when a damn wide receiver got hit in the hands with an onside kick and dropped it. Im not bitter.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (CIS44)

170 Taylor's boosting the NFL and its propaganda. Jay-Z and wife join in soon to draw Black vote, young liberals to support progressive democrats.

>UK Guardian, today, Joe Biden criticises snack makers for ‘shrinkflation rip-off’
US president tells big brands ‘the public is tired of being played for suckers’ in video to mark Super Bowl

(Maybe Biden fortunes aren't in packaging?)

Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (GshMh)

171 Bountygate where the refs looked the other way to get the Saints into the Super Bowl and win one for Katrina or whatever
Posted by: brak at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM

Yep, the Vikings got fucked. The fix was in for the Katrina bowl.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (4p0Xq)

172 Biden Announces He's On TikTok, A Year After He Banned It On All Federal Devices

“Makes sense. TikTok is also owned by China...”

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (RHGPo)

173 Biden is either too senile to be president or mentally competent enough to face the same document charges as Trump. He can't be both.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (5kIJj)

174 Many people fill the empty hole of their lives with things like pro and kollege sports.

They really have nothing else to look forward to or celebrate.

Sad really.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (JF/W5)

175 Alternate theory: Like many women in their 30s, she hears her biological clock ticking, and figures a strapping, athletic guy who just won the Super Bowl is a better bet than the soyboy "musicians" she's previously dated.

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The two or three healthy eggs you've got left don't care one way or the other, darling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (WF0+t)

176 156 I still don't see the value of this line of argument.

If a pop star--doesn't matter how big--can completely sway an election, you don't have a country that is in a place to advance anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (krQz2)

=========

There's a poll that says that 20% of the population will be more likely to vote for a candidate based on Swift's endorsement.

The same poll said that 19% would be less likely to vote for a candidate based on Swift's endorsement.

It feels more like an excuse to talk about a pop star and getting traction for polling firms on social media for a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

177 If you offered the owners a couple million more or the chance to win a trophy, which do you think they'd take?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (KbCG3)

Trophy.

First off these billionaire owners want to win. A couple of million dollars is like $50 for you or me. Second the value of winning is way more than a few million. Think of all the merchandise sold with “super bow champions” logos and shit.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (YofvK)

178 @hypnoksa

Replying to @BidenHQ

Makes sense.

Tik-Tok is also owned by China.

Posted by: lymond at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (Jvjtu)

179 Yeah, the 49's really blew a big one last night. I guess so did Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (i9ffA)

180 164 Deleted scene from 2001:

Frank Poole beat HAL at chess once. Once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

Then HAL starts cheating so Frank pours some whiskey all over HAL?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (xcxpd)

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I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

181 No joke. I'm meeting with the Chancellor of Germany Monday. Last time I met with the Chancellor it was some guy with a moustache. Smart nice guy, war vet. Gave Hunter some tips on painting. Told me a thing or two on how to deal with political enemies. I hope this guy is the same.

J.R. Biden, Member, Corvette Owners Club of America

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 12, 2024 12:41 PM (0EOe9)

182 they way they have wholeheartedly embraced gambling now it's only a matter of time before games are rigged, or star players at least get caught up in gambling scandals
Posted by: brak at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (25k9m)


Probably more likely to rig the other kinds of bets - not who wins / loses. Over/under outcomes can be manipulated by play calling becoming more aggressive or less aggressive as needed. Also those bets like "anytime TD" -- Lots of money bet on Kelce to score a TD?? Just don't throw it to him, or have him fall just a few yards short of a TD so someone else can score. The gambling house ALWAYS has the advantage. And EVERYONE has their price.

Posted by: Doof at February 12, 2024 12:41 PM (JN24M)

183 138 81 Ah, but which moon?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:26 PM (xcxpd)

Zoozve.
Posted by: XTC at February 12, 2024 12:36 PM (sm6Pk)

Totally faked then

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

184 105 Betting lines are set by data analysis. Run 1000 simulations between two teams and the betting line is the event that comes up most often. And statically speaking the majority of the time the final score will be close to that line.
Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:31 PM (YofvK)

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Someone did an analysis of sports and how much each sport is determined by skill and luck. Pro basketball was by far the sport most determined by skill, something like +90%. I recall pro football was in the 75% range IIRC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 12, 2024 12:41 PM (++4z6)

185 Transgender and an immigrant!

In many ways isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 12, 2024 12:41 PM (KC4f+)

186 Did the Junta bribe or threaten the Niners punt returner?
Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (5fDan)
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Dude. That was a total fluke.

I bet more the 50% of punts that hit a team player get muffed like that or worse.

The same way that sometimes if a player drops the kick and yet fields it fast enough, it can often result in a runback for TD.

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:41 PM (krQz2)

187 Obviously I am on a different wave length today. I don;t care about the Super Bowl or Taylor Swift. I might believe in lizard people actually running the government.
Anyhow, BBL.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2024 12:42 PM (t/2Uw)

188 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

Any thoughts on the Deadpool & Wolverine trailer?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:42 PM (xcxpd)

189 "There's some kind of (silly) conspiracy theory going around that the White House rigged the Super Bowl to raise Taylor Swift's profile still higher in time for her to endorse the Alzheimer's victim Joe Biden."

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This makes no sense.

Whether or not KC won, her profile remains absurdly high.

Additionally, she will endorse the Democrats regardless of the winner of the game.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 12, 2024 12:42 PM (i7Q7S)

190 First time I can remember watching absolutely nothing of the SB broadcast. I usually watch at least some of it.
Posted by: SamIam at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (oasF3)

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Same. We never turned it on at all. My mom watched it in her room though.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:43 PM (DRSnL)

191 You’re not their target demographic.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:34 PM (YofvK)

But their target demographic is young dumb girls, who if they go to vote (which is unlikely) will vote for the Dem anyway because they're controlled by TikTok as it is.

On the otherhand they're annoying young football loving males, who the Democrats are still going to need to get some votes from, and this would chase them away.

I think it's more likely Biden's shitty coms team thinks they're being cool and hip, to try and glom on to Swift's PR push, and will instead do their usual thing of stepping on a rake.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 12, 2024 12:43 PM (3QvFU)

192 Yeah, the 49's really blew a big one last night. I guess so did Taylor Swift.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (i9ffA)

"I'm happy they won, but really, Kelcie and I don't have sex with each other, we're both homosexual," said Taylor, gaily.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2024 12:43 PM (dGCAG)

193 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Delusional Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman claims Biden is actually "sharper than anyone I've spoken to"

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I guess he doesn't get out much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 12, 2024 12:43 PM (FVME7)

194 188 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

Any thoughts on the Deadpool & Wolverine trailer?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:42 PM (xcxpd)

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I have interest in an MCU movie for the first time in, like, 5 years?

I just hope it's not as weepy as Deadpool 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

195 Just like we drew it up.
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What the fuck is up with Devil Biden?

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:43 PM (krQz2)

196 She is 34 years old and chugged her drink and threw down the glass like she is 21.

So, yes.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (i7Q7S
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Swift's VP of Marketing: "So Tay Tay, our demo reports show a little weakness with males, age 25-49. To shore up that demo, I suggest you chug a beer during the game. Guys love that stuff. I'll contact the network and the DailyMail to make sure they have cameras on you."

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:43 PM (G0vdT)

197 And EVERYONE has their price.
Posted by: Doof at February 12, 2024 12:41 PM (JN24M)


*nods*

Posted by: Ted DiBiase at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (MqhXY)

198 I'm pretty sure with the egos Taylor Swift and what's his name have, their "relationship" isn't one for the ages.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (Q4IgG)

199 Is it true that Taylor Swift wears padded butt-accenctuating underwear? I wouldn't recognize her from any other thirty-something media creation, padded butt or not.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (p+mgB)

200 72 The Lizard People killed Beau
Posted by: Beartooth at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (iPilE)

But he WAS lizard people!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (N1tpc)

Beau Biden is dead? Why didn't anybody say anything?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (z+89e)

201 174 Many people fill the empty hole of their lives with things like pro and kollege sports.

They really have nothing else to look forward to or celebrate."

So wait, are you saying that Kelce is filling Taylor's empty hole?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (i9ffA)

202 Perfect.

http://tinyurl.com/3wpdcb73

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (LkLld)

203 If Tay Tay endorses Biden, Trump needs to ignore it. It will just make things worse if he starts criticizing her. Someone needs to tell him to just zip it and move on.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

204 Any thoughts on the Deadpool & Wolverine trailer?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:42 PM (xcxpd)

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I have interest in an MCU movie for the first time in, like, 5 years?

I just hope it's not as weepy as Deadpool 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

I hope Ryan Reynolds skewers the MCU royally. I might see it just for that.

Juggernaut in Deadpool 2 was good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (xcxpd)

205 Delusional Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman claims Biden is actually "sharper than anyone I've spoken to"
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Come on, that wasn't even true when he was young and more lucid.

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (krQz2)

206 Putin stole the 2016 election for Trump.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (i7Q7S)


Putin then failed to steal the 2020 election for Trump which explains why Putin will steal the 2024 election.

Now, if you ask them why the only "legitimate" election happened when Trump was President they won't have an answer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (GYIa4)

207 This is how ridiculous they are. They actually think this helps.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2024 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

I'm not so sure it doesn't help. And that tells you about the voting public. This is why I don't agree with the idea that more people need to vote.

Posted by: InZona at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (Sv8im)

208 120 Most everyone is sick of hearing about these two "lovers."
Posted by: Coki at February 12, 2024 12:33 PM (lMrg3)
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My wife can't get enough.
Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:35 PM (G0vdT)


Which--and I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion--makes it worse than useless for our side to keep smearing her as "Taylor Strumpet" or "pop tartlet" or something like that. It's not going to stop her from endorsing Biden or another Democrat, if she's so inclined; the only effect it might have is to piss off a lot of her fans and make them less inclined to vote for Trump. I'm sure that fan base skews Dem in any case, but a lot of moderate and conservative women like her music a lot as well.

It's a stupid thing to do, and I wish it would stop.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (bhRsz)

209 13 "my wife's a Philly girl" nope

she's from Willow Grove or Jenkintown or somewhere
another lie
Posted by: kallisto
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And with a South Jersey birthplace & with a North Jersey home and elementary school as a child when her dad was there in savings and loans.

Much like Scranton, Massachusetts and Delaware Joe's childhood.

Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 12, 2024 12:45 PM (GshMh)

210 Beau Biden is dead? Why didn't anybody say anything?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (z+89e)

Dude, keep up. He died at Normandy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 12:45 PM (AJDwy)

211 I don't get the Dark Brandon meme. It makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2024 12:45 PM (zssUw)

212 Someone here, possibly Ace, once remarked: "what a stupid time to be alive!"

Amen.

Posted by: weew at February 12, 2024 12:45 PM (/uwTS)

213 I still don't see the value of this line of argument.

If a pop star--doesn't matter how big--can completely sway an election, you don't have a country that is in a place to advance anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:38 PM (krQz2)

Hence why we damn well should require a basic competency test to be allowed to vote, as allowing the dumb to vote is a great way for elections to be manipulated by outside sources, such as a whore in a chief's jacket.

Posted by: Rbastid at February 12, 2024 12:45 PM (3QvFU)

214 Posted by: Rbastid at February 12, 2024 12:43 PM (3QvFU)

I saw three or four glowing articles about Reba and the National Anthem... tears in the eyes of players pictures and all...

And no mention that it was followed by a divisive clearly Racist Black National anthem.

Gee... agenda much MSM?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 12, 2024 12:45 PM (xaFKb)

215 Someone needs to tell him to just zip it and move on.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

Good luck with that

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 12:45 PM (Akjoo)

216 72 The Lizard People killed Beau
Posted by: Beartooth at February 12, 2024 12:21 PM (iPilE)

But he WAS lizard people!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 12, 2024 12:24 PM (N1tpc)

Beau Biden is dead? Why didn't anybody say anything?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (z+89e)
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Because it's none of your damn business!

Posted by: Prelident Charlie Foxtrot at February 12, 2024 12:45 PM (krQz2)

217 >> Any thoughts on the Deadpool & Wolverine trailer?


Marvel Fags will love it.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (nSDU/)

218 Perfect.

http://tinyurl.com/3wpdcb73
Posted by: JackStraw

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hahaha, that reminds me. thestreet.com:

"It may have been lost in his recent conversion to a conspiracy-theory-embracing, far-right internet troll willing to say anything so people pay attention to him, but Musk has been the leading entrepreneur of his time. "

http://tinyurl.com/2y3hytn6

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (WF0+t)

219 204 I hope Ryan Reynolds skewers the MCU royally. I might see it just for that.

Juggernaut in Deadpool 2 was good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (xcxpd)

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I look forward to using a Redbox code to getting the disc for dirt cheap.

I'll go to the theater for Dune 2, but probably not for newest MCU product.

Gotta up those Dune 2 numbers so that we can eventually get a $250 million version of God Emperor of Dune.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

220 I hope she endorses Biden and then Biden taps out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (AJDwy)

221 There's a poll that says that 20% of the population will be more likely to vote for a candidate based on Swift's endorsement.

The same poll said that 19% would be less likely to vote for a candidate based on Swift's endorsement.

It feels more like an excuse to talk about a pop star and getting traction for polling firms on social media for a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
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This. Also see my comment above. This twat is whiter than an ghost sitting in a vat of milk and will have no pull whatsoever with the minority voting groups that Biden is losing, and probably would backfire.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

222 >>> Obviously I am on a different wave length today. I don;t care about the Super Bowl or Taylor Swift. I might believe in lizard people actually running the government.
Anyhow, BBL.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2024 12:42 PM (t/2Uw)


My scholarly research on the matter of lizard people, focusing on the foundational material, the series V, both of them, leads me to to the following conclusion:

Lizard leader chicks are smoking hot.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (CPrGm)

223 She is 34 years old and chugged her drink and threw down the glass like she is 21.

So, yes.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (i7Q7S)


She was thinking, "Oh, Dark Brandon, I'm going to have to have sex with that moose before I can dump him, aren't I".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (GYIa4)

224 Someone did an analysis of sports and how much each sport is determined by skill and luck. Pro basketball was by far the sport most determined by skill, something like +90%. I recall pro football was in the 75% range IIRC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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I'm calling bullshit. Basketball is by far the sport most determined by the refs. What constitutes a foul is almost completely subjective. I'm just bumfuzzled when a guy drives the lane, bodies end up everywhere, and the commentators say "that's a good no call there."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (Dm8we)

225 This whole Tay Tay hate thing really makes the right look both paranoid and dumb. It’s not a good look, as it plays into every stereotype of Republican = old white males who hate women.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (YofvK)

226 186 Did the Junta bribe or threaten the Niners punt returner?
Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (5fDan)
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Dude. That was a total fluke.

I bet more the 50% of punts that hit a team player get muffed like that or worse.

The same way that sometimes if a player drops the kick and yet fields it fast enough, it can often result in a runback for TD.

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:41 PM (krQz2)


Agreed. Poor wording by me. I meant it is improbable the punt returner was doing the Junta's bidding.

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (5fDan)

227 Russian Army Now Using Musk's Starlink On Front Lines, Ukraine Says

Responding to the report, Starlink said it "does not do business of any kind with the Russian government or its military. Starlink is not active in Russia, meaning service will not work in that country." It's one thing to prevent Starlink from working in Russia. However, any attempt to prevent Russian use of Starlink along the shifting front lines inside Ukraine would almost certainly have collateral effects on the Ukrainian military.

.. yet the U.S. Federal Communications Commission reaffirmed its 2022 decision to deny SpaceX satellite internet unit Starlink $885.5 million in rural broadband subsidies.

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (RHGPo)

228 Transgender and an immigrant!

In many ways isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 12, 2024 12:41 PM (KC4f+)


I thought Barack was an immigrant, and his wife was transgender. Or is. Or whatever.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (bhRsz)

229 Was their any rioting over the game? Those 100% discounts are pretty good.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (4olE8)

230 221 It feels more like an excuse to talk about a pop star and getting traction for polling firms on social media for a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
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This. Also see my comment above. This twat is whiter than an ghost sitting in a vat of milk and will have no pull whatsoever with the minority voting groups that Biden is losing, and probably would backfire.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

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My cynicism is very deep. I'm no fun anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

231 Greetings. The Senate bill now being considered has built in impeachment language written just for Trump. So reports Senator Vance.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (mZ/G0)

232 I watched a little of the game and say Taytay the Twit 5-6 times in that short time. Someone was hyping here for what reason I know not.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (17s+e)

233 Vivek is one of my favorite guys that has been out there in a while.

But Vivek put his money on this turkey.

I think the answer should be: How much is Taylor Swift bringing down the cost of eggs?

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (krQz2)

234 First off these billionaire owners want to win. A couple of million dollars is like $50 for you or me. Second the value of winning is way more than a few million. Think of all the merchandise sold with “super bow champions” logos and shit.
Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:40 PM (YofvK)


and InBev will never burn its best selling product, and Gillette knows its main customers for razors best, and Black Rock is going to get rich on commercial real estate and Ukrainian farmland.
Or maybe just owning it and being the biggest big cat around is more important that actually competing.

In which case "trophy allocation" might be an acceptable cost.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (D7oie)

235 Better than I have any right to expect. I had similar symptoms with worse diagnosis. So I get to change my diet too.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (D7oie)

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Fun, isn't it? I'm starting to suspect that part of my issue is hormonal. Apparently heart palpitations are common in perimenopause.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (DRSnL)

236 but a lot of moderate and conservative women like her music a lot as well.

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This.

And it's why those voters will turn out in each of the five crucial cities in 2024 to get Biden over the line, even if it's by the barest of margins and after the polls have closed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (WF0+t)

237
A moose killed Beau Biden once.

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (krQz2)

238 This makes no sense.

Whether or not KC won, her profile remains absurdly high.

Additionally, she will endorse the Democrats regardless of the winner of the game.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 12, 2024 12:42 PM (i7Q7S)

Do you get any corporate media news feeds?

If you did, you'd realize they treat these things as if their readers have short attention spans.

Guess what, they're right! So they have to keep this up, from now until November. Rigging the Super Bowl gives them at least until April to keep these two homos in the news.

Then draft info takes over, and I'm gonna guess the Enn Eff Ell has already designated some draftees to be their new spokesoperatives. They'll toss a gay athlete or two in there, because it takes a lot of effort to keep Travis Kelcie's rest stop men's rooms sex romps out of the news.

Better to have openly gay athletes.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (dGCAG)

239 >>I'm calling bullshit. Basketball is by far the sport most determined by the refs.


Soccer.

They arbitrarily add/subtract game time.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (nSDU/)

240 Just once I’d like to see Taylor Swift lick her eyeball, or swallow a kitten.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (NxC5+)

241 219 204 I hope Ryan Reynolds skewers the MCU royally. I might see it just for that.

Juggernaut in Deadpool 2 was good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (xcxpd)

======

I look forward to using a Redbox code to getting the disc for dirt cheap.

I'll go to the theater for Dune 2, but probably not for newest MCU product.

Gotta up those Dune 2 numbers so that we can eventually get a $250 million version of God Emperor of Dune.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)
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I finally saw Rebel Moon this weekend. Comically bad. How anyone can green-light a big-budget movie with a script and story that supernaturally bad is beyond me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 12, 2024 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

242 Colorized version of 1920's 2001: A Space Odyssey

http://tinyurl.com/yfkwpwcd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 12, 2024 12:48 PM (FVME7)

243 I’d say golf has to be 99% skill. There’s luck I guess with the weird bounce every now and then. But without referees, coaches or a clock, player skill is what wins or loses.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:48 PM (YofvK)

244 She can have mine.. I put Tay Tay right up there with Meghan Markle
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 12:37 PM (Akjoo)


In fairness to Meghan Markle, she wasn't in the same universe of success as Taylor Swift before she married her idiot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:48 PM (GYIa4)

245 Good luck with that
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 12:45 PM (Akjoo)
******
One can dream.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 12:48 PM (NpAcC)

246 >>hahaha, that reminds me. thestreet.com:

>>"It may have been lost in his recent conversion to a conspiracy-theory-embracing, far-right internet troll willing to say anything so people pay attention to him, but Musk has been the leading entrepreneur of his time. "

It's been interesting watching Musk slowly wake up to the reality that we are living in. For such a brilliant guy he was totally bought into the left's lies.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 12:48 PM (LkLld)

247 225 This whole Tay Tay hate thing really makes the right look both paranoid and dumb. It’s not a good look, as it plays into every stereotype of Republican = old white males who hate women.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (YofvK)

Last time I looked I was a female and I don't hate her.. I'm sick of her

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 12:48 PM (Akjoo)

248 Yes, it really is mental illness:

@RichSementa 25s
LOL

Biden: "Together making a big difference bringing this country together not tearing it apart."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (IG4Id)

249 I spent the day preparing food and delivering it to home bound senior citizens, many of whom have been devastated by what Biden and Democrats have done to our country.

If you're dumb enough to let some vapid tart drive who you will vote for, maybe you should get out more.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (VwNzI)

250 I'll go to the theater for Dune 2, but probably not for newest MCU product.

Gotta up those Dune 2 numbers so that we can eventually get a $250 million version of God Emperor of Dune.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)


I really liked Dune 1, but I don't know--the trailers for this one just aren't doing it for me. I keep getting a vibe they're going to mess it up somehow.

I'll probably go see it in the end, though.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (bhRsz)

251 I look forward to using a Redbox code to getting the disc for dirt cheap.


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hahaha, come to the dark side my son

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (WF0+t)

252 I'm calling bullshit. Basketball is by far the sport most determined by the refs. What constitutes a foul is almost completely subjective. I'm just bumfuzzled when a guy drives the lane, bodies end up everywhere, and the commentators say "that's a good no call there."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (Dm8we)

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I don't recall the methodology that was used. I don't watch much sports and never basketball for the exact reason you stated. Everytime I watch it I'm like, "wasn't that double dribbling/charging/goal tending?"

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (++4z6)

253 If Tay Tay endorses Biden, Trump needs to ignore it. It will just make things worse if he starts criticizing her. Someone needs to tell him to just zip it and move on.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM

I don't think that's possible for him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (4p0Xq)

254 They will pull Biden and Kanela will step into his place. She will be be president.
During the primary period her replacement will be put forward and
chosen (the selection process is already complete) as the Democrat candidate.
She will leave office after the election with her crown and perks intact. That will satisfy her.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (6ac8h)

255 My dick doesn't work.

Posted by: Lloyd Austin at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

256 How it started: Taylor Swift is going to endorse Biden, bro! Squeeee! Election's in the bag!

How it ended: How the fuck are we gonna get rid of Biden AND Harris? We are SOOOOOO screwed.

Posted by: Last Week at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (qUkBO)

257 241 I finally saw Rebel Moon this weekend. Comically bad. How anyone can green-light a big-budget movie with a script and story that supernaturally bad is beyond me.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 12, 2024 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

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I don't hate Zach Snyder, but Army of the Dead was proof positive that that man needs a very strong producer holding him back. Him let loose with hundreds of millions of dollars is a recipe for...less than ideal results.

I kind of hope Rebel Moon ends his ability to command huge budgets, but Netflix is gonna Netflix. They'll probably take those opening weekend watch numbers as justification for funding Rebel Moon 3-14.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

258 How many times did Taylor Swift appear on camera?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (zssUw)

259 I'll go to the theater for Dune 2, but probably not for newest MCU product.

Gotta up those Dune 2 numbers so that we can eventually get a $250 million version of God Emperor of Dune.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fin

saw 1 again in IMAX on sunday, can not freaking wait.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (CIS44)

260 193 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Delusional Democrat Rep. Dan Goldman claims Biden is actually "sharper than anyone I've spoken to"

Dan keeps very strange acquaintances. Last week, Congressman Dan Goldman (NY-10) joined Congresswoman Maxine Waters (CA-43) and Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley (MA-07) ....

Spoiled white guy keeping his job.

Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (GshMh)

261 I dont think she will endorse FJB ... her popularity will tank if she does.

Now, if she endorses FJB as FJB and without initials, her popularity breaks the stratosphere.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (PmqP5)

262 That Dork Brandon meme is so cringeworthy. Mudpants Meatpuppet has no superpower, he's a lifelong idiot boob asshole. And those are his finer traits.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (R6Kfj)

263 Someone needs to tell him to just zip it and move on.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

Good luck with that
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 12:45 PM (Akjoo)

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LOL. This is Trump we're talking about, after all. The man doesn't know how to zip it and move on.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (DRSnL)

264 Am I crazy if I believe that the NFL rigged the Super Bowl for reasons other than the political?

Like...pro sports is as real as professional wrestling and it's all fake in order to prop up favorable markets while encouraging the "right" betting results?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

NBA has been doing it with great success for a long time...
many an nfl drive has been killed or extended by penalties...

Posted by: Inogame at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (cgtiJ)

265 My scholarly research on the matter of lizard people, focusing on the foundational material, the series V, both of them, leads me to to the following conclusion:

Lizard leader chicks are smoking hot.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (CPrGm)

Seconded

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (xcxpd)

266 tik tok - another way for the bidens to connect with china.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 12, 2024 12:51 PM (B1FKF)

267 When ace says “silly” he’s being sarcastic, right?

Posted by: Seems legit at February 12, 2024 12:51 PM (JeYYB)

268 250 I really liked Dune 1, but I don't know--the trailers for this one just aren't doing it for me. I keep getting a vibe they're going to mess it up somehow.

I'll probably go see it in the end, though.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (bhRsz)

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Word that the studio is allowing to leak out is that it's a masterpiece!

Chris Nolan even apparently has seen it and thought it was great.

I dunno. It's all hype and promo machine stuff. We'll see. I'm just happy to have part 2. I didn't think it would happen. I remember opening weekend just replaying Dune on HBOMax about 10 times without even paying attention to it most of the time to help up the numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

269 If you like Dune, why not just read the book again?

I don't get the point of the movies. All they are gonna do is fuck shit up.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 12:51 PM (nSDU/)

270 The mullet ad was funny.

Posted by: But hey what do I know at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (NBVIP)

271 Musk is going to buy Disney and rename it . . .

. . . DiXey

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (D7oie)

272 257 241 I finally saw Rebel Moon this weekend. Comically bad. How anyone can green-light a big-budget movie with a script and story that supernaturally bad is beyond me.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 12, 2024 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

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I don't hate Zach Snyder, but Army of the Dead was proof positive that that man needs a very strong producer holding him back. Him let loose with hundreds of millions of dollars is a recipe for...less than ideal results.

I kind of hope Rebel Moon ends his ability to command huge budgets, but Netflix is gonna Netflix. They'll probably take those opening weekend watch numbers as justification for funding Rebel Moon 3-14.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

Zach Synder is not a good creative. He's a skilled visual storyteller but that's as far as he understands 'story'. Give him any power and he makes terrible decisions about what kind of story to tell.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

273 It's February. NOBODY WILL FUCKING CARE NOR REMEMBER ANY OF THIS in two weeks, let alone 8 months.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 12, 2024 12:39 PM (93/8p)


So what I'm hearing is that we should turn this into a HordeMeme to prove you wrong.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (GYIa4)

274 259 saw 1 again in IMAX on sunday, can not freaking wait.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (CIS44)

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My ornithopter comes tomorrow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

275 Last time I looked I was a female and I don't hate her.. I'm sick of her

Posted by: It's me donna
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Me too, she's disgusting and it destroys the threads. I have an idea who keeps bringing her up but I don't understand why. It seems counter intuitive.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (6ac8h)

276 Just like we drew threw it up.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (wtvvX)

277 So regular Brandon is the guy that keeps telling people he wants to bomb folks with F-16s because they're looking forward to voting for their preferred candidate.

Can someone explain what Dark Brandon is supposed to achieve in context of this?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (WF0+t)

278 Didn’t everyone hate New angel and when they were running? Now everyone hates Kansas City. I see a pattern.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (YofvK)

279 Any thoughts on the Deadpool & Wolverine trailer?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:42 PM (xcxpd)

Marvel: Do we have any characters left, who people don't hate?

Marketing: None we haven't killed off.

Marvel: Then raise the dead, baby!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (dGCAG)

280 New England

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (YofvK)

281 If Tay Tay endorses Biden, Trump needs to ignore it. It will just make things worse if he starts criticizing her. Someone needs to tell him to just zip it and move on.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM
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Trump is so transactional: "I passed a law that indirectly help Taylor so she owes me. Big time. I made her millions!"

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (G0vdT)

282 I don't understand why AI videos all have that weird melty appearance in which people never come into real focus. Is that deliberate or an artifact?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM (CsUN+)

283 269 If you like Dune, why not just read the book again?

I don't get the point of the movies. All they are gonna do is fuck shit up.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 12:51 PM (nSDU/)

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Because movies are fun! Heck, I sometimes rewatch the SciFi channel versions, especially Children of Dune.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

284 Taylor swift endorsd Slow Joe? Just shows she's past her prime just like Slow Joe. Plus. No tits. Would not grab pussy.

Posted by: TRUMP at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM (Fc554)

285 The MSM has decided on a strategy; memory loss is perfectly normal.

http://tinyurl.com/22hprc2w

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM (FVME7)

286 Me too, she's disgusting and it destroys the threads. I have an idea who keeps bringing her up but I don't understand why. It seems counter intuitive.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (6ac8h)

Maybe we should make this a no Tay Tay zone

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM (Akjoo)

287 I read Dune as a teenager and thought it wonderous. I read Dune Messiah and was done with Dune. The first reading is worth it. As for the movies I don't think any of them really grab you like I was grabbed by reading Dune. Epics have a way of dragging on and on....

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM (Hpgos)

288 The Fuck Joe Biden chants need to make a comeback for election season.

I miss hearing that at every event.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM (nSDU/)

289 well we know how the film ends,

but villeneuve's vision is unique

yes jane badler as bad girl lizard over baccarin personal preference,

Posted by: no 6 at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM (PXvVL)

290 This whole Tay Tay hate thing really makes the right look both paranoid and dumb. It’s not a good look, as it plays into every stereotype of Republican = old white males who hate women.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (YofvK)
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*Bingo*

I mean with the traditional side having endured celebrity endorsement after celebrity endorsement, why amplify one celebrity endorsement over all the others?

Downplay it and pre-call American voters stupid if Swift decides their vote. "We're in a cult?!" And then you start with the ridicule. Swift is going to bring peace in Ukraine--Swift is going to repel Putin--or Kelce, maybe.

Joe's suddenly going to be able to fix problems he has not been able to fix--cause Taylor Swift thinks so.

I like Vivek, but one thing that activates my maybe-he-is-a-plant radar is that he pretty much put this out there as far as I know.

But of course, I had serious fears that Trump was a Trojan Horse as well.

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM (krQz2)

291 272 Zach Synder is not a good creative. He's a skilled visual storyteller but that's as far as he understands 'story'. Give him any power and he makes terrible decisions about what kind of story to tell.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

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Yeah. He and Neill Blomkamp would probably make ideal visual effects producers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

292 I had my first orgasm last night.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at February 12, 2024 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

293 I'm calling bullshit. Basketball is by far the sport most determined by the refs. What constitutes a foul is almost completely subjective. I'm just bumfuzzled when a guy drives the lane, bodies end up everywhere, and the commentators say "that's a good no call there."
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 12, 2024 12:46 PM (Dm8we)

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Charles Barkley said that when he was in Houston, they knew every night who was going to win based to who was expected to play, but when he was in Philadelphia, you had no idea who would win because the refs were so crazy.

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

294 199 Is it true that Taylor Swift wears padded butt-accenctuating underwear? I wouldn't recognize her from any other thirty-something media creation, padded butt or not.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 12, 2024 12:44 PM (p+mgB)

Yes, it's true.

Posted by: Brie Larson at February 12, 2024 12:54 PM (cgtiJ)

295 The NBA is pathetic.

Between the traveling no calls, double dribbles and flopping that would embarrass a soccer player, it's completely unwatchable.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2024 12:54 PM (gU5fc)

296 250 I really liked Dune 1, but I don't know--the trailers for this one just aren't doing it for me. I keep getting a vibe they're going to mess it up somehow.

I'll probably go see it in the end, though.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 12:49 PM (bhRsz)
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Speaking of movies, I watched American Fiction this weekend. Really good move and would recommend to anyone.

Posted by: WisRich at February 12, 2024 12:54 PM (G0vdT)

297 Maybe we should make this a no Tay Tay zone

Posted by: It's me donna
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From your lips...

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2024 12:54 PM (6ac8h)

298 I'm still saying that Villenuve's Dune is going to be forgotten. It's pretty but slight. I'll watch part 2 but under semi-protest. Christopher Walken as Shaddam IV is...a choice. We'll see if it pays off.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:54 PM (xcxpd)

299 Morena Baccarin, I rest my case.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 12, 2024 12:54 PM (CPrGm)

300 >>Because movies are fun!


I don't get it.

Movies just make me wish I was doing anything other than watching a Movie.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (nSDU/)

301 286 Me too, she's disgusting and it destroys the threads. I have an idea who keeps bringing her up but I don't understand why. It seems counter intuitive.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (6ac8h)

Maybe we should make this a no Tay Tay zone
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM (Akjoo)


I'm in

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (AJDwy)

302 Just once I’d like to see Taylor Swift lick her eyeball, or swallow a kitten.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (NxC5+)

I like kittens.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (dGCAG)

303 padded butt-accenctuating underwear?

Hispandering.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (KC4f+)

304 I don't get it.

Movies just make me wish I was doing anything other than watching a Movie.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (nSDU

You must suffer from ADD or something. Can't stay focused

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (AJDwy)

305 Taylor, for some reason appeals to wine moms. A demographic we’d be foolish to ignore.

Taylor making hags feel what they felt in their youth, add a football player, both seen in a game watched by more people than anything else.

No, no the lefty’s would never use that combo.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (JeYYB)

306 I give this thing two sharts up in the direction of my taint.

Posted by: Dementia Addled and Unable to Stand Trial at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (OZjDX)

307 58 Aliens didn’t build the pyramids, time travelers brought a bunch of sweet diesel construction equipment to ancient Egypt. Bonus: the emissions eventually caused the Medieval Warm Period that’s so troublesome to the climate Scientologists.
Posted by: Ian S.

This is some brilliant science, and solves a lot of issues I've been having. Call me...I might be able to line you up with some SWEET grant money!

Posted by: Michael Mann at February 12, 2024 12:56 PM (JCZqz)

308 300 >>Because movies are fun!


I don't get it.

Movies just make me wish I was doing anything other than watching a Movie.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (nSDU/)

Movies are a dream. You sit down and dream along with the filmmaker. Though frankly, most of them are not good dreams anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:56 PM (xcxpd)

309 well aktually it's not 2029, so wolverine isn't dead yet

plus logan happened in a different grittier timeline

Posted by: no 6 at February 12, 2024 12:56 PM (PXvVL)

310 (looks at ace's title for this post)

Wait, what?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 12:56 PM (WF0+t)

311 I'm watching the 1980 miniseries The Martian Chronicles.

It's not bad, but I think if they just made it as a strict anthology it would've been better.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 12, 2024 12:56 PM (++4z6)

312 300 I don't get it.

Movies just make me wish I was doing anything other than watching a Movie.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (nSDU/)

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I watched a movie last night about a father and son who encounter a talking crow as they walk around the Italian countryside.

Also, it has newsreel footage of the funeral of Palmiro Togliatti because the director was dealing with a massive crisis about how his Marxism wasn't coming true.

I laughed a good bit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

313 Taylor, for some reason appeals to wine moms. A demographic we’d be foolish to ignore.

that demo is already voting 90% for the Dems. mean tweets, aborion abortion abortion, we're not getting the wine mom Switys vote

Posted by: brak at February 12, 2024 12:56 PM (25k9m)

314 Burt, view some of her tour footage and you’ll be convinced she’s witch-like at minimum.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 12, 2024 12:57 PM (JeYYB)

315 Has pathetic David French made the conservative case for a president with dementia?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2024 12:57 PM (zssUw)

316 302 Just once I’d like to see Taylor Swift lick her eyeball, or swallow a kitten.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (NxC5+)

I like kittens.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2024 12:55 PM (dGCAG)


Come sit by me.

Posted by: Gordon Shumway at February 12, 2024 12:57 PM (PiwSw)

317 swallow a kitten.

Like Martha Stewart tv ad in a kitchen with kittens.
Don't trust her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 12, 2024 12:57 PM (KC4f+)

318 How many times did Taylor Swift appear on camera?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (zssUw)
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Chris Plante suggested the Taylor Swift drinking game. Drink when they show Taylor.

So, I don't know, I blacked out.

Posted by: Axeman at February 12, 2024 12:57 PM (krQz2)

319 >>You must suffer from ADD or something. Can't stay focused


It's not that. I do restoration work. Focus isn't the issue.

It's the time wasted. TV has the same effect on me. Can't do it.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 12:57 PM (nSDU/)

320 291 272 Zach Synder is not a good creative. He's a skilled visual storyteller but that's as far as he understands 'story'. Give him any power and he makes terrible decisions about what kind of story to tell.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

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Yeah. He and Neill Blomkamp would probably make ideal visual effects producers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 12, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

I agree

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 12, 2024 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

321 Someone did an analysis of sports and how much each sport is determined by skill and luck. Pro basketball was by far the sport most determined by skill, something like +90%. I recall pro football was in the 75% range IIRC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 12, 2024 12:41 PM (++4z6)


You're telling me that pro basketball isn't determined by what shoe they wear?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (GYIa4)

322 Been a while since I had a good pee.

Posted by: Lloyd Austin at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

323 Biden has his mother's coyote eyes.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (J8LnB)

324 I spent the day preparing food and delivering it to home bound senior citizens, many of whom have been devastated by what Biden and Democrats have done to our country.

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Bless you, Marcus.

Trump should be focusing on and illuminating this national travesty (among some of the hundreds of other national travesties.).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (ywOyH)

325 Nood.

Posted by: Gordon Shumway at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (PiwSw)

326 275 Last time I looked I was a female and I don't hate her.. I'm sick of her

Posted by: It's me donna
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Me too, she's disgusting and it destroys the threads. I have an idea who keeps bringing her up but I don't understand why. It seems counter intuitive.
Posted by: Braenyard

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Celebrity + Football + Politics + Conspiracy theory = idiocy

The steal/election won't be settled over a celebutard.

Posted by: whig at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (9FrDg)

327
You reckon the parents of the three US troops killed by biden's pals in Iran are amused by biden's twitter antics?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (93/8p)

328 >>> I'm watching the 1980 miniseries The Martian Chronicles.

It's not bad, but I think if they just made it as a strict anthology it would've been better.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 12, 2024 12:56 PM (++4z6)


It was too trippy for me but I was just a kid then.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (CPrGm)

329 "Yes,because they expect her to accompany Kelce to the WH meet and greet as Superbowl winners. Then pictures of TS shaking Biden's hand boosts his candidacy. This is how ridiculous they are. They actually think this helps."

Because it does. Many people are not deep thinkers. Or follow politics. Such rituals like this impress them as "oh, how presidential" and create positive associations.

Posted by: Harun at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (c2WeP)

330 Good Trump: Taylor Swift is a pretty good singer. I think there's some pressure on her to endorse Biden. Maybe she'd lose some fans if she didn't. Who knows. Not important. I'm interested in talking about policies that will help working folks who have seen their paychecks shrink over the past three years because of Bidinflation.

Bad Trump: Who the hell care what Taylor Swift thinks, about anything really. They say she's pretty. Ugh. No, I'm not going to say she's ugly, I wouldn't do that. Probably a lesbian too from what I hear.

Coin flip.

Posted by: Life On Mars at February 12, 2024 12:59 PM (qUkBO)

331 Biden has his mother's coyote eyes.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (J8LnB)

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I believe she was more of a chupacabra.

And she died on the beaches of Normandy during D-Day.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 12:59 PM (ywOyH)

332 I really liked Dune 1, but I don't know--the trailers for this one just aren't doing it for me. I keep getting a vibe they're going to mess it up somehow.

I'll probably go see it in the end, though.
Posted by: Dr. T


The rumor is that Chani will be the focus of the story. No, I don't know how that's supposed to happen, but considering the current environment, that's understandable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2024 12:59 PM (IG4Id)

333 297 Maybe we should make this a no Tay Tay zone
Posted by: It's me donna
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From your lips...
Posted by: Braenyard

Whoa...hold on now! Let's not do anything rash. I mean, just because MOST of us don't want to talk about, or maybe see, a particular woman, doesn't necessarily mean it should be verboten!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 12, 2024 01:00 PM (JCZqz)

334 I last watched an nba game sometime in the early 00s. But I’ve seen clips of NBA games
Where players take 4,5 steps without dribbling, right in front of the refs and no call. Or get ball, dribble, stop dribbling, take a step,
pass and again no call. It’s funny shit. I guess that’s just common now.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 01:00 PM (YofvK)

335 Good news, everyone!

Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
JUST IN - Kamala Harris says she is "ready to serve" as Biden faces age scrutiny — WSJ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 12, 2024 01:01 PM (FVME7)

336 Maybe we should make this a no Tay Tay zone
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 12:53 PM

In.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2024 01:01 PM (4p0Xq)

337 >>>Downplay it and pre-call American voters stupid if Swift decides their vote. "We're in a cult?!" And then you start with the ridicule. Swift is going to bring peace in Ukraine--Swift is going to repel Putin--or Kelce, maybe.


Or just say, "Disappointed not to have her support, but like all Americans, she's free to make her decision and say so; that's what makes our country great," or something like that. Then she's an a**hole if she makes any personal attacks against you.

Instead, we're going to mock her body, intelligence, and/or sex life, which plays soooooo well with American women. (When a man does it. If it came from another woman, that would be different, but it's not.)

Posted by: Dr. T at February 12, 2024 01:01 PM (bhRsz)

338 Just once I’d like to see Taylor Swift lick her eyeball, or swallow a kitten.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2024 12:47 PM (NxC5+)

I like kittens.
Posted by: BurtTC


Or girls that can lick their own eyeballs.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 12, 2024 01:03 PM (gM8RE)

339 You reckon the parents of the three US troops killed by biden's pals in Iran are amused by biden's twitter antics?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM (93/8p)

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That event, like Afghanistan, never happened. The future is known, comrade -- it's the past that keeps changing!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 01:04 PM (ywOyH)

340 Biden has his mother's coyote eyes.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 12, 2024 12:58 PM

Dog face pony soldier!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 12, 2024 01:06 PM (4p0Xq)

341 295 The NBA is pathetic.

Between the traveling no calls, double dribbles and flopping that would embarrass a soccer player, it's completely unwatchable.

... I watch a couple of games over the weekend.
I came away wonder exactly what was traveling any more. I saw 2 steps, 3 steps, 4 steps. Finally, decided the refs ignored it unless it was just too damn obvious.

I used to have 41-game season tickets from 1980 to 1990 to see Philadelphia, so I've been to hundreds of NBA games. I had seats across from the home team, 6 rows back (3th hockey row).

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 01:06 PM (RHGPo)

342 I'm still saying that Villenuve's Dune is going to be forgotten. It's pretty but slight. I'll watch part 2 but under semi-protest. Christopher Walken as Shaddam IV is...a choice. We'll see if it pays off.

Makes no sense at all. And the choice for Feyd is absurd as Jason Mamoa as Duncan Idaho.

Posted by: Dementia Addled and Unable to Stand Trial at February 12, 2024 01:07 PM (OZjDX)

343
If Tay Tay endorses Biden, Trump needs to ignore it. It will just make things worse if he starts criticizing her. Someone needs to tell him to just zip it and move on.
Posted by: redridinghood

I don't think that's possible for him.
Posted by: Minnfidel


It's impossible
Tell the sun to leave the sky
It's just impossible
It's impossible
Ask a baby not to cry
It's just impossible

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2024 01:11 PM (63Dwl)

344 I’m pretty sure my moron kitten fan status is secure, just saying her swallowing a kitten would knock some shine off her apple. So to speak.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2024 01:12 PM (NxC5+)

345 o rly?

what parish asshat?


St. Hoe of Perpetual Fishnets

Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2024 01:44 PM (dCxaZ)

346 no op ... just trying to ride the wave of Taylor mania ... they see an opportunity for a good photo op and they aren't going to ignore it ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at February 12, 2024 02:06 PM (DBAaD)

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