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The Morning Report — 2/12/24

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Good morning, kids. If you actually watched "The Big Game" yesterday, why? It would be one thing if professional sports, like every other aspect of society, was an actual escape from the tyrants, fiends, monsters and scum who are dragging us down into a hell of their creation. But it's not. And considering over the past five years or longer, having to endure everything from overpaid, steroid-engorged pituitary case troglodytes kneeling during the National Anthem, to a transvestite psycho squealing with glee while fisting itself with a Bud Lite can up the can, it's anything but an escape.

The singing of this so-called "Black National Anthem" is proof positive, as if we needed any more, that you will be made to care. The only appropriate response from the audience would've been boos, hisses, catcalls followed by a mass exodus from Che Stadium, or wherever the hell this bastard cousin of Wrestlemania was enacted. That and every damn white player on the field taking a knee. Wouldn't that have been a sight to see – right before they'd have been benched by the coaches. Also, what the fuck is going on with this refugee from a Jerzy Kozinski novel known as Taylor Strumpet?

Her career seemed to be more or less over five years ago, yet within the last couple of months she's become bigger than the Beatles, Elvis and Slim Whitman combined in the blink of an eye. Of course, her sudden coming out on the side of the Einsatz-groupies cheering on the slaughter of Israelis and more or less endorsing Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants is merely a coincidence, right? Maybe it's about time for Kanye West to reappear and rip the microphone from her hand, but then again, he's completely gone off the deep end. But I digress.

Speaking of the Bovine Spongiform Encephelopath-in-Chief, about the only thing his Ed Muskie-esque crying on national TV disaster has done is exposed yet another major rift in the Left, this time among those at the head of the snake.

After he went down in flames in Thursday evening’s ill-advised and unscheduled press conference, the whole world knows (if it didn’t know already) that Old Joe Biden is not fit to be president of the United States. But like the Japanese soldier Hiroo Onoda, who refused to believe that World War II was over and held out for nearly third years in the Philippines jungle, there is one holdout who still insists that Biden is fit, competent, and ready to wreak more havoc upon the nation until Jan. 20, 2029: Rachel Maddow. . .

. . . But aa far as Maddow and her MSNBC co-host Chris Hayes were concerned, anyone who suggested that these were just the latest signs, among a large number of others, that Biden is unable to discharge the duties of the presidency was guilty of “ageism.” That’s not quite as bad as racism in the left’s hierarchy of major sins, but as long as the people who are running the Biden regime want to keep Old Joe around as a figurehead, it’s plenty bad.

Hayes accordingly complained that concerns over Biden’s advanced age and vastly diminished competence (magnified by the fact that he was hardly an intellectual giant in the first place) were cheap shots, for there was no remedy: “If someone says, ‘You’re too far left,’ you can tack to the center, but there’s nothing you can do if someone says you’re too old.”

That was when Maddow gave us her all-purpose refutation of claims that Biden is not competent to be president: “He rides a bike.” Yes, she really said that. Is she suffering from memory issues of her own? Has she forgotten the most famous incident involving Old Joe and a bicycle? . . . the Post had the temerity to remind us that “during one sunny day in Delaware back in 2022, Biden fell off his bicycle — and social media users pounced on the opportunity to create a slew of memes spoofing the presidential pratfall.”

There isn’t anything that Biden could do that would make Maddow and Hayes and people like them go off the reservation. They’re lifers. They’re convinced and amply compensated party apparatchiks. The only thing that could get them to turn on Old Joe would be a signal from those who are really running things that the sinister old corruptocrat has outlived his usefulness. That signal hasn’t been given yet.

The only reason it hasn't been given yet is because the Junta is walking a very fine tightrope of not wanting to admit Biden has indeed lost his mind – which as is likely the case is not a latent issue – lest it redounds badly on the ones who pimped him in the first place and worse, that his unmitigated disastrous reign as Obama's puppet is the actual problem. The party and above all its policies/platform must be protected at all costs.

At this point, Alejandro Mayorkas and Karine Jean-Pierre can shriek that there is no border crisis and the economy is going gangbusters all they want, but no one with even one more non-diseased brain cell than Joey knows this is an abject crock of shit. Especially since in their collective next breath, they blame Trump and the GOP for the crises they just claimed didn't exist.

It's all fun and games until somebody loses a nation.

. . . to summarize Hur’s report to that point, Biden’s likely defense would be that he moved classified documents into his garage while he was still Vice President, and then was so senile when he left office that he forgot all about it. This defense would be risible from a more obviously competent man, but Hur clearly believes that if Biden were actually to be put on the stand, the jury would have to believe he was just this much of a doddering old fool. Again, quote:

“We have also considered that, at trial, Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory. Based on our direct interactions with and observations of him, he is someone for whom many jurors will want to identify reasonable doubt.”

Translated in a less diplomatic way, this clearly means that under sustained questioning, Biden would come off as…well, “Sleepy Joe,” as President Trump might put it. Now ask yourself this: if a man can’t even handle questioning from a lawyer about his own behavior, how are we supposed to believe he’s actually executing the office of President of the United States? The plain words of Hur’s report indirectly confirm every single theory that conservatives have posited about Biden’s status as a mentally defective puppet for his woke, globalist staff.

It only gets worse from there, as Hur admits that Biden also likely kept notebooks and notecards full of classified information – which also makes Biden look terrible -- only to go on and admit that actually, this, too, is fairly common among presidents and vice presidents, despite its being technically illegal (Hur cites Ronald Reagan’s diaries as an example). Which, naturally enough, might make you wonder: if this is such a common way that former presidents and vice presidents bend the law, then why is President Trump on trial? And Hur, bless him, anticipates this:

“With one exception, there is no record of the Department of Justice prosecuting a former president or vice president for mishandling classified documents from his own administration. The exception is former President Trump.”

. . . it’s the second reason Hur gives where his report descends into naked cynicism. “In reaching our decision, we did not consider every circumstance in which criminal charges against a former president or vice president for mishandling classified information may be warranted. But on the facts of this case, ‘the fundamental interests of society’ do not ‘require’ criminal charges against Mr. Biden.”

By implication, therefore, since Hur does not dissent from the charges against President Trump, one must conclude that according to his report, the “fundamental interests of society” do require a trial of President Trump. Or, at least, that a jury could be convinced that it does.

And here, we have to admit, Hur is actually being honest not in a funny way but in a depressingly frank way. Because once you read that line, you understand the rest of the document through entirely new eyes: That is to say, Hur’s essential argument when it comes to senility is not so much that Biden is a doddering old fool, as that a jury would believe he is.

Given that if Biden were charged for his crimes, he would likely be tried before a DC jury, this is almost certainly correct: a DC jury would likely exonerate a Democratic president even for shooting someone in the middle of Farragut Square.

But just as a DC jury would exonerate Biden no matter what, Hur is also correct that, if a prosecutor did want to convict a president for mishandling classified information, there is no easier target for a DC jury to convict than President Trump. In the eyes of a DC jury, in fact, President Trump’s prosecution would serve “the fundamental interests of society.” Therefore, reading between the lines, the real reason why Hur suggests against prosecuting Biden while excusing the persecution of Trump is simply that a prosecutor can win one case and not the other. There is no matter of legal principle involved – Biden is just as guilty as Trump. They’re coming after Trump – and his supporters -- not because the law requires it, but simply because they can. Because to a DC jury, conservatives and threats to the Swamp’s gravy train have no rights which the constitution is bound to respect.

So, is Robert Hur a duplicitous scumbag a la James Comey with his "no reasonable prosecutor" vomitus regarding the overwhelmingly provably guilty on multiple mass counts of fraud and perhaps treasonous Hillary Clinton for her illegal server farms? Or is Hur being pragmatic, as the author seems to suggest by issuing a report that in essence not only indicts Biden but the now completely corrupt justice system?

Comey's bullshit report was an obviously naked, ham-fisted attempt to clear Clinton of any wrongdoing just before an election. The Dems could make the case that what Hur did is exactly the same thing. But for the most part, they're not. They can't because he is indeed guilty or at least in a fair and sane world be charged with the crimes that Hur elucidates. So, all they can do is bang their Khrushchev clown shoe on the MSNSDAP stage set as loud as they can in faux outrage.

Except, if he really is as sharp as a razor, then shouldn't he have to face the music? Obviously that's a loaded question given the abject corruption from top to bottom that is our government and judicial system.

Need further proof, here is probably an even more disgusting story that is otherwise getting lost in the sauce:

The headlines say Michael Mann has won his defamation case and was awarded one million dollars in punitive damages. This suggests that the jury found he did not manipulate the data in his hockey stick graph which asserts that global warming is anthropogenic—that is, caused by man— is so frequently cited by "climate change" proponents. That’s not quite the whole story.

The jury seems to have focused on the fact that the writers compared his work to another Penn State employee who had engaged in child molestation which the university had covered up. The defamation the jury found was not in the critique of his research and the amount awarded seems unlikely to be received, but in the language used.

Some have questioned why this case even went to trial; after all there’s nothing inherently defamatory about questioning a scientist’s findings. That’s a feature of good science: the ability to dispute and make the proponent of an issue defend his work. And certainly the First Amendment doesn’t bar criticism, even of the work of those currently in favor.  The answer, sadly, is this is the District of Columbia where judges seem to have lost their way once again. . .

. . . Awarded the sum of one dollar in compensatory damages, Mann couldn't point to any real injury. But the D.C. jury found that the pair made their statements with “maliciousness, spite, ill will, vengeance or deliberate intent to harm,” and on that basis awarded punitive damages of one thousand dollars from Simberg and one million dollars from Steyn.

The punitive damages, however, seems to be contrary to the Supreme Court ruling in State Farm Mutual Automobile Insurance Co. v. Campbell, which held that the due process clause generally limits punitive damage awards to less than ten times the size of the compensatory damages awarded and that punitive damage awards of four times the compensatory damage award is "close to the line of constitutional impropriety." On his own, the judge could enter a judgment notwithstanding verdict to align the award with the State Farm ruling. In any event, the defendants have expressed an intent to appeal.

As we mentioned on the latest episode of the podcast, compensatory damages cannot exceed 10 times the amount of the punitive fine. But the judge clacked his gavel down without blinking when the jury came back and awarded the fraudster Mann one million times that amount?

I imagine by the time the appeal gets to SCOTUS, the entire bench will likely be chock full o' Maoists. Remember, people like Steyn, Trump, the J-6 political prisoners aren't being tried. "They're being disposed of," as Dr. Zaius would say.

It is a madhouse.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • "How is the Biden [junta] using psychology on Americans to advance the Biden-Harris agenda or a swiftly chosen replacement candidate." (The proper response to a nudge is to show them through a wall - jjs)
    The Obama "Nudge Unit" Rides Again
  • Clarice Feldman: "Some have questioned why this case even went to trial; after all there’s nothing inherently defamatory about questioning a scientist’s findings. That’s a feature of good science: the ability to dispute and make the proponent of an issue defend his work. And certainly the First Amendment doesn’t bar criticism, even of the work of those currently in favor.  The answer, sadly, is this is the District of Columbia where judges seem to have lost their way once again."
    Mann v. Steyn, Free-Speech Travesty
  • Roger Kimball: "A leitmotif in Putin’s remarks to Tucker in that marathon interview was, as he saw it, the serial betrayal of Russia by the West."
    Examining the Controversy Surrounding Tucker Carlson’s Interview with Putin
  • Victor Davis Hanson: "In 2024—an election year—the left is trying to undo what it created without explaining why and what they did to us and themselves as well."
    Do Leftists Now Believe Leftism Doesn’t Work?
  • Daniel Greenfield: ". . . And brought Obama’s father to America."
    How the Kennedy Family Caused Today’s Immigration Crisis

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1 -

Watching, "The Wheel of Time."

Just more silly, stupid superpower smeg.

Another day,
Another Universe

Posted by: Marooned at February 12, 2024 08:01 AM (kt8QE)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:01 AM (Zz0t1)

3 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 08:01 AM (ENQN6)

4 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 08:02 AM (Q4IgG)

5 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:06 AM (j++Y7)

6 The Biden-Harris Administration formally rechartered the Social and Behavioral Sciences Subcommittee (SBS) of the Committee on Science of the National Science and Technology Council in April 2022. The SBS coordinates policy action to address pressing social issues and Biden-Harris Administration priorities using the tools and insights of the social and behavioral sciences.

You ask for the Ministry of Truth and got the SBS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 08:07 AM (ENQN6)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2024 08:08 AM (T4tVD)

8 Victor Davis Hanson: "In 2024—an election year—the left is trying to undo what it created without explaining why and what they did to us and themselves as well."
Do Leftists Now Believe Leftism Doesn’t Work?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Deep breath)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Gasp, choke)

No.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 08:08 AM (OJ1IG)

9 Watching, "The Wheel of Time."

Just more silly, stupid superpower smeg.

Another day,
Another Universe
Posted by: Marooned at February 12, 2024 08:01 AM (kt8QE)
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For your own sanity--especially if you enjoyed the books--just stop now!

It doesn't get better. It gets infinitely more stupid in Season 2.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2024 08:09 AM (7fElN)

10 During the game broadcast, they showed Swift 17 times. I had to turn it off during the post game when they kept showing her after showing Kelce and they used that damn camera that blurs everything around what they're focusing on when they blurred Kelce's mom in favor of that cünt.

I will not be watching any NFL broadcasts, going back to what I was doing prior to this season, anymore. Not that I've watched many games, but this horribly officiated, media clusterf*ck of a game was quite embarrassing for the NFL.

Kelce assaulted his coach and no one did shit. Then, when they told me that the relationship between the two Soros lackeys was real because she was almost in tears of joy, any last flicker of care about that whole load of shit was doused.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

11

"And, as always, KILL HITLER!"

Posted by: The Chief at February 12, 2024 08:09 AM (aSn+2)

12 Good morning Horde, Happy pre-fat Tuesday to the fasting inclined.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at February 12, 2024 08:09 AM (7rzgu)

13 6 You ask for the Ministry of Truth and got the SBS.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 08:07 AM (ENQN6)


"Tanned, rested and repackaged!!!"

- - SDS

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 08:09 AM (x0n13)

14 Some have questioned why this case even went to trial; after all there’s nothing inherently defamatory about questioning a scientist’s findings. That’s a feature of good science...

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(touches nose, smiles)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:09 AM (WF0+t)

15 I didn't watch the bowl game. I'm not really into bowling.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 12, 2024 08:10 AM (DfYxx)

16 Across the bay, Oakland is in even worse shape. The city is on life support as a predictable result of progressive nihilism: do not enforce the law; do not arrest or jail criminals; raise taxes and overregulate businesses; pay exorbitant salaries to unionize public workers and bloated city staff; create toxic racial animosity. And the result is Oakland 2024, a mix between 19th-century Tombstone and contemporary Port-au-Prince.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 08:10 AM (ENQN6)

17 Especially since in their collective next breath, they blame Trump and the GOP for the crises they just claimed didn't exist.

------------

The "Trump Parallax" corollary to Michael Anton's "Celebration Parallax" from The Parasitoidal Death Cult:

"That's NOT happening, and it's Trump's fault that IT IS!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 08:10 AM (nCXDi)

18 So, Lloyd Austin is back in the hospital. Did he tell anyone?

Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2024 08:11 AM (88xKn)

19 Commies know their ridiculous ideology doesn't work. They just want the power. And from that, money. Come hell or high water, they'll get it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:11 AM (R4t5M)

20 Happy Monday, one and all. Let us rejoice in this new day and mock those who want to drag us down.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 12, 2024 08:12 AM (4olE8)

21 “There’s some nauseating similarities to that situation from July 5, 2016, and to what we saw in the report yesterday,” McCabe

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 08:12 AM (ENQN6)

22 Good morning, J.J.

Thanks again.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 08:12 AM (tT6L1)

23 Financial Times:

‘Enshittification’ is coming for absolutely everything

The term describes the slow decay of online platforms such as Facebook. But what if we’ve entered the ‘enshittocene’?

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 08:12 AM (EgiLz)

24 Not that I've watched many games, but this horribly officiated, media clusterf*ck of a game was quite embarrassing for the NFL.


I thought the officiating was okay. I might have missed what you saw. Or misunderstood the calls, which is likely.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:12 AM (SfhV1)

25 15 I didn't watch the bowl game. I'm not really into bowling.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 12, 2024 08:10 AM (DfYxx)

Somewhere on Epstein Island, the Ty-D-Bowl man is having a beer and a hummer from a nymphette.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 08:12 AM (x0n13)

26 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Remember, people like Steyn, Trump, the J-6 political prisoners aren't being tried. "They're being disposed of," as Dr. Zaius would say.
====
Who knew the apes got it right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 12, 2024 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

27
But like the Japanese soldier Hiroo Onoda, who refused to believe that World War II was over and held out for nearly third years in the Philippines jungle

'third years' or 'thirty years'?

Anyway good comparison to Joe holding out as long as he has. But buying green bananas might be a little optimistic at this point.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2024 08:13 AM (nIvob)

28 21 “There’s some nauseating similarities to that situation from July 5, 2016, and to what we saw in the report yesterday,” McCabe
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 08:12 AM (ENQN6)

McCabe throws Comey under the bus?! Meh, he's banking on people having the memory of . . . Biden.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 08:13 AM (x0n13)

29 Nobody at CNN or MSNBC is convinced that any of the insane things they say are true. They know it's all a litany of regime of falsehoods. They just love to lie for the regime. But they are certainly "amply compensated" apparatchiks, as you put it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 08:13 AM (0FoWg)

30 So long as they, The Smooth Brained, continue to work and breed, their other activities are without importance. Left to themselves, like cattle turned loose upon the plains of Argentina, they cling to a style of life that appears to be natural to them, a sort of ancestral pattern...Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer and above all, gambling fill up the horizon of their Smooth Brains. To keep them in control is not difficult.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2024 08:14 AM (JF/W5)

31 Or is Hur being pragmatic, as the author seems to suggest by issuing a report that in essence not only indicts Biden but the now completely corrupt justice system?

These are federal crimes over which the President, nominally Joe Biden, has total and unreviewable pardon power. Frankly, Hur could have said that Biden is guilty as sin but since he can just pardon himself it isn't worth wasting time even attempting to get an indictment in a D+723 district.

Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 08:14 AM (GYIa4)

32 The first half was sloppy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:14 AM (R4t5M)

33
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2024 08:14 AM (bEb2S)

34 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 12, 2024 08:15 AM (ju2Fy)

35
I thought the officiating was okay. I might have missed what you saw. Or misunderstood the calls, which is likely.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:12 AM (SfhV1)



Well, for starters, the most penalized player in the history of football on the Chiefs wasn't flagged for holding one time and he was tackling the best defensive lineman in the league quite a lot........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

36 On a laptop found by IDF soldiers in northern Gaza belonging to a 'journalist' of the Qatar-based news network Al Jazeera, photos and intelligence materials were found linking him to the terrorist organization. During an operation at one of Hamas' bases in the northern Gaza Strip, a laptop belonging to a journalist for the Qatari Al-Jazeera network, Muhammad Washah, was found to contain photos and intelligence materials linking him to Hamas, IDF spokesman in Arabic, Lt. Col. Avichay Adraee, announced Sunday evening

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 08:16 AM (EgiLz)

37 The other thing which seems to be implied by Hur is the complete softball interview of Joe about the documents in his garage.

It seems fairly obvious when Joe spoke with investigators the investigators treated Joe with kid gloves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 08:16 AM (tT6L1)

38 From what I have read, the Chiefs won without the help of Trav-Trav, but Tay-Tay made a spectacle of herself anyway….

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2024 08:17 AM (PCK5/)

39 I watched the Super Bowl yesterday. Yes I did… the actual game; none of the pre-game and none of the halftime. I watched only game time with the sound off because the sound of Tony Romo’s voice is grating (to me anyway). I watched for signs of referee manipulation; surprisingly I saw nothing obviously suspicious. A few calls at the end (particularly a defensive holding call in OT against the Chiefs defense that extended the 49er drive) favored the 49ers. I think the Chiefs won fair and square in a game that honestly was pretty boring until the very end. The most entertaining part was Travis Kelce losing his mind in the first half and almost knocking down his own coach…. He was screaming in Andy Reid’s face. One too many boosters? Who knows….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:17 AM (1jdMT)

40 So, Lloyd Austin is back in the hospital. Did he tell anyone?
Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2024 08:11 AM (88xKn)



Someone did since the media knows its a "bladder issue."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

41 Anyone attacking Hayes's and Maddow's comments in defense of Biden is guilty of stupidism. Pure bigotry against idiots.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 08:17 AM (1bNHn)

42 He was screaming in Andy Reid’s face. One too many boosters? Who knows….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:17 AM (1jdMT)

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Roid Rage.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 08:18 AM (tT6L1)

43 "The first half was sloppy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"

That's how i roll

Posted by: Tayler Swift at February 12, 2024 08:18 AM (vFG9F)

44 DHS Secretary Mayorkas Tells NBC: “We Don’t Bear Responsibility” for Open US Border and 11 Million Illegal Alien Invasion

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 08:19 AM (EgiLz)

45 Trav-Trav does have a Melon Head so maybe Roid rage was on display last night??

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2024 08:19 AM (PCK5/)

46 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2024 08:19 AM (T4tVD)

47 1There is nothing that says Biden has to be tried in Washington. Hell, try him in Hartsville, SC.

Posted by: vic at February 12, 2024 08:20 AM (A5THL)

48 I was at a SB party. There were a lot of elementary school kids there. They all glued themselves to the halftime show and not a single parent so much as batted an eye.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 12, 2024 08:20 AM (T+Iwg)

49 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2024 08:20 AM (G8h7g)

50 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:20 AM (SfhV1)

51 Best commercial during the sportsball contest last night was the Kennedy for President spot. Unique and innovative

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 12, 2024 08:21 AM (ZV+pB)

52 Well, for starters, the most penalized player in the history of football on the Chiefs wasn't flagged for holding one time and he was tackling the best defensive lineman in the league quite a lot........
Posted by: Sponge

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Didn't watch the Superbowl, but Alabama had that happen two seasons ago. The best past rusher in the U.S. and IIRC #2 overall draft pick, and opposing teams' offenses had two holding calls all season, one during the bowl game.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:21 AM (WF0+t)

53 Hiya JT!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead

Posted by: JT at February 12, 2024 08:21 AM (T4tVD)

54 Excellent essay, JJ. Nice work on your birthday.

Good chilly morning, Horde!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2024 08:22 AM (4I/2K)

55 Disgraced FBI Official Says There are "Nauseating Similarities" Between Biden’s Classified Docs and Hillary’s Emails

He is unintentionally correct. Joe Biden, like Hillary Clinton before him, is plainly guilty of the crimes of which Trump is accused, but innocent. And, like Hillary Clinton before him, he shall face no consequences for those crimes.

Of course, McCabe's concern was that someone criticized Dear Leader but still.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 08:22 AM (GYIa4)

56 I checked in on Jill's outrage and she claimed she was Beau's mother.

Wow, that shameless hussy played the "dead son" card too, even though she wasn't his biological mother.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 08:22 AM (tT6L1)

57 I hate days like today when JJ's all restrained and stoic, holding in how he really feels about things.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2024 08:22 AM (VoAdT)

58 Green Bay Packers beat the Chiefs in the regular season. I think that makes the Packers SB winners.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:23 AM (SfhV1)

59 It's Carnival Monday.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:23 AM (NpAcC)

60
He was screaming in Andy Reid’s face. One too many boosters? Who knows….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:17 AM


A booze swilling female and a male with anger issues. Wonder if even Muldoon could write that breakup song?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2024 08:23 AM (nIvob)

61 Time out, Kelce. TIME OUT!

Posted by: Andy Reid at February 12, 2024 08:23 AM (4I/2K)

62 Israeli cabinet is meeting right now and deciding whether to close all Al Jizzeerah offices in Israel and ban them from the country. I'm thinking they will.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 08:24 AM (S6gqv)

63 I liked Ben Affleck's Dunkin Donuts commercial

Posted by: Don Black at February 12, 2024 08:24 AM (geLO8)

64 Green Bay Packers beat the Chiefs in the regular season. I think that makes the Packers SB winners.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:23 AM (SfhV1)
---------------

I swear, the frozen tundra of the North does weird things to the thought process of Cheeseheads.

Hi Grammie!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 08:24 AM (tT6L1)

65 Wow, that shameless hussy played the "dead son" card too, even though she wasn't his biological mother.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 08:22 AM (tT6L1)

***

DOCTOR Jill was the Hoor that caused Beau's real mother to kill herself.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 12, 2024 08:24 AM (ZV+pB)

66 Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:23 AM (SfhV1)

But they lost to SF who lost to KC.

Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2024 08:24 AM (88xKn)

67 Hi blake!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:24 AM (SfhV1)

68 Y'all should see some of the conspiracy theories about Swift being tossed around on places like X.

They make some of the conspiracy theories around here look pale in comparison.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 08:25 AM (Q4IgG)

69 But they lost to SF who lost to KC.

Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2024 08:24 AM (88xKn)


That loss to SF was just sad.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:25 AM (SfhV1)

70 Wow, that shameless hussy played the "dead son" card too, even though she wasn't his biological mother.

-

Wait, so that confirms the rumors about why Joe's wife committed suicide with the kids, doesn't it?

Jill and Joe had already been making plans.

She thinks that the real mom took her child away from her.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:26 AM (WF0+t)

71 Do Leftists Now Believe Leftism Doesn’t Work?

VDH, for as intelligent as he is, is over-analyzing. The Left only believes in power. Everything else they say is simply battlespace prep.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 12, 2024 08:26 AM (daIni)

72 "... The answer, sadly, is this is the District of Columbia where judges seem to have lost their way once again."

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As if they have any autonomy any longer.

It's a Big Club Borg Collective, and we're not in it. And resistance is futile ... until it isn't. Make the National Razor Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 08:27 AM (nCXDi)

73 The 49-ers blew a big one last night.
I guess Taylor Swift did, too?

Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at February 12, 2024 08:28 AM (5mIZs)

74 That loss to SF was just sad.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:25 AM (SfhV1)

GF is a Ravens fan. (I'm nominally an Eagles fan, but in reality I pretty much just cheer for whoever i'm watching with is cheering for because the F*ck Store was all sold out)

...

So we didn't watch the game last night.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2024 08:28 AM (VoAdT)

75 It's also,
National Poop Day. 💩 ??

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

76 Oakland 2024, a mix between 19th-century Tombstone and contemporary Port-au-Prince.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Oakland is just a reflection of Bizerkly, and I'm happy for them both.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 12, 2024 08:28 AM (Wn1w4)

77 eh, Swift and Kelce are nothing more than the latest version Sparkle Markle and Prince Harry.

The difference being, Swift got rich writing songs about being a victim whereas Markle was already rich before she became a victim.

The men involved are just for social status.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 08:28 AM (tT6L1)

78

That loss to SF was just sad.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:25 AM (SfhV1)



SF was the better team. They also should've won yesterday, but the head coach, who has a history of choking big time in big games, choked again yesterday.

They have the best offensive player in the league and refused to use him in the 2nd half. Then, when they used him in OT, he was VERY effective, until they went away from him again when they needed the TD.

Shanahan sucks balls and should be run out of the league.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

79 The complete choke job Detroilet did was just sad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:29 AM (R4t5M)

80 She thinks that the real mom took her child away from her.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:26 AM (WF0+t)

Munchausen's by doxy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2024 08:29 AM (VoAdT)

81
He was screaming in Andy Reid’s face. One too many boosters? Who knows….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:17 AM


and then there was his "Viva Las Vegas" moment on the podium...

if you were wondering what the definition of "cringe" was, there you go

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2024 08:29 AM (bEb2S)

82 Jill and Joe had already been making plans.

She thinks that the real mom took her child away from her.


That and Joe knew Jill because she was babysitting Hunter. I’ll bet that’s connected to how he turned out.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2024 08:30 AM (4I9/w)

83 I think Travis Kelce has anger issues.
Tay Tay better watch out for his temper.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

84 The 49-ers blew a big one last night.
I guess Taylor Swift did, too?


One of the many funny memes of Keller screaming at Reid says “She does too have an ass! I’ve seen it!”.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2024 08:32 AM (4I9/w)

85 I think Travis Kelce has anger issues.
Tay Tay better watch out for his temper.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:30 AM (NpAcC)



I look forward to his imprisonment for breaking her face, rendering her unable to sing shit music for the rest of time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

86 Green Bay Packers beat the Chiefs in the regular season. I think that makes the Packers SB winners.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:23 AM (SfhV1)

No Grammie…. You’re thinking of SB I (Vince Lombardi, Bart Starr, Max McGee) 35-10 😁

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:32 AM (1jdMT)

87 "It's also,
National Poop Day."

At my house, every day is poop day. I'm not waiting a year for that shit.

Posted by: fd at February 12, 2024 08:32 AM (vFG9F)

88 Hell, since his crime is national, then pull the jury pool from all over the US.

Posted by: vic at February 12, 2024 08:32 AM (A5THL)

89 That loss to SF was just sad.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:25 AM (SfhV1)


SF was the better team. They also should've won yesterday, but the head coach, who has a history of choking big time in big games, choked again yesterday.

They have the best offensive player in the league and refused to use him in the 2nd half. Then, when they used him in OT, he was VERY effective, until they went away from him again when they needed the TD.

Shanahan sucks balls and should be run out of the league.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)
******
Had they not missed that field goal they would have won.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

90 I did watch highlights from the '65 Stanley Cup yesterday.

That was kinda fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2024 08:33 AM (VoAdT)

91 One of the many funny memes of Keller screaming at Reid says “She does too have an ass! I’ve seen it!”.
Posted by: Ian S

"Fuck You. She is too a Hardee's 7."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:33 AM (R4t5M)

92 Do Leftists Now Believe Leftism Doesn’t Work?

VDH, for as intelligent as he is, is over-analyzing. The Left only believes in power. Everything else they say is simply battlespace prep.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 12, 2024 08:26 AM (daIni)

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Yes, the problem with many intellectuals on our side is projection as well, as in they project their own rationality and reason onto The Left in searching for motives where and when none exists.

Which is why I love the great Thomas Sowell, who identified the primary characteristic of the infantile leftist mind: Stage One Thinking (which is really more just immediate gratification Feeling than Thinking and consideration of unintended, secondary, tertiary, etc. effects).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 08:34 AM (nCXDi)

93 The left: you can't charge Joe Biden with a crime like this because he is senile

Also the left: Anyone claiming Biden is senile is a racist NAZI Trump supporter!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:34 AM (ibTVg)

94 Reid showed he's not in control of the team by not sending Kelce into the locker room after Kelce assaulted him on the sidelines.

"We'll talk after you've had a chance to calm the f*ck down. Now get the f*ck out of my face and go sit in time out, you f*cking infant."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

95 Shanahan sucks balls and should be run out of the league.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)
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Is this the same Shanahan who coached the Broncos to two Super Bowl titles?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 08:34 AM (tT6L1)

96 Had they not missed that field goal they would have won.

I subscribe to the “if you’re relying on the kicker you’ve already lost” theory.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2024 08:34 AM (4I9/w)

97 "Fuck You. She is too a Hardee's 7."
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:33 AM (R4t5M)

"Fuck YOU, you know damn well they don't let me go in there anymore!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2024 08:34 AM (VoAdT)

98 Is this the same Shanahan who coached the Broncos to two Super Bowl titles?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 08:34 AM (tT6L1)

His son.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:35 AM (R4t5M)

99 Is this the same Shanahan who coached the Broncos to two Super Bowl titles?

His son.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2024 08:35 AM (4I9/w)

100 Jill and Joe had already been making plans.

Holding hands, making all kinds of plans
While the jukebox played their favorite song

Posted by: Billy Paul at February 12, 2024 08:35 AM (4I/2K)

101 Unless Biden croaks, the democrats are stuck with him. In his corrupted, career-politician, reptilian, hard nugget of a brain, he is The President and nothing and no one will dislodge him. Moreover, Jill will not permit it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 12, 2024 08:36 AM (Fk1nU)

102 ******
Had they not missed that field goal they would have won.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:33 AM (NpAcC)



That was an extra point, but had they continued to utilize the best offensive player in the league, they would've won. He touched the ball 5 of the first 6 plays of the game and, until he fumbled, were marching down the field quite successfully. Then they went pass happy for 3 quarters and were incredibly ineffective. Until OT, when they went back to him and marched down the field quite effectively.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

103
So what are the headlines this morning? "Tay-Tay Wins Super Bowl"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2024 08:36 AM (MoZTd)

104 "Biden's not senile. He's acting out the memory loss that people think of as senile. Real senility, though, is much stranger than mixing up words and forgetting names."

Too Frail to Fail? Too Old to Hold? Don't Believe It.
______
Those who commented on that article aren't buying it. Neither am I.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 08:36 AM (1bNHn)

105 I did watch highlights from the '65 Stanley Cup yesterday.

That was kinda fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2024 08:33 AM (VoAdT)

------------

I made my wife watch Walter Payton highlight videos with me.

[h/t Linus]

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 08:36 AM (nCXDi)

106 His son.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 12, 2024 08:37 AM (4I/2K)

107 Had they not missed that field goal they would have won.
-

I subscribe to the “if you’re relying on the kicker you’ve already lost” theory.

Posted by: Ian S.

--

But then people would need to watch and account for the errors in the other 59 minutes and 57 seconds of the game. It's a lot easier to pile on the kicker. The bum.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:37 AM (WF0+t)

108 I suppose the picture is of a Delaware Pink.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 08:37 AM (1bNHn)

109 What I wondered, what was the Mann case doing in DC in the first place? The 3 parties:

resident of Wyoming
resident of New Hampshire
teaches at UPenn

A guy in the comments on Volokh Conspiracy says,

"I don't recall the reasoning, but since the statement was disseminated across the entire US (and world), the plaintiff could bring suit in any jurisdiction that published the statement.
He picked the most favorable jurisdiction."

Holy. Shit. So anyone posting anything on Tha Interwebz can be dragged into a DC court for a defamation/libel suit? That federalizes literally everything anyone says in the entire USA and drags it, and them, into the far-Left cesspool of DC. It means there is no more 'jury of one's peers' at all.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 08:37 AM (OJ1IG)

110 He's "pre-senile". But aren't we all?

Posted by: fd at February 12, 2024 08:37 AM (vFG9F)

111 That was an extra point, but had they continued to utilize the best offensive player in the league, they would've won. He touched the ball 5 of the first 6 plays of the game and, until he fumbled, were marching down the field quite successfully. Then they went pass happy for 3 quarters and were incredibly ineffective. Until OT, when they went back to him and marched down the field quite effectively.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
I meant extra point. 🤦‍♀️

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

112 Shanahan sucks balls and should be run out of the league.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

I believe he’s now been an integral part of 3 Super Bowl collapses: as offensive coordinator of the Falcons when they blew a 28-3 lead against the Pats, 4 years ago they were ahead 10 in the 4th quarter…. And last night. I’d fault him yesterday for not running McCaffrey more in the 2nd half… and in retrospect he probably should’ve gone for the TD in OT instead of kicking the FG…. But honestly that’s Monday morning QBing on my part

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (1jdMT)

113 He's "pre-senile". But aren't we all?
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2024 08:37 AM (vFG9F)



Well, according to the CDC, we're all pre-diabetic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

114 What was the deal with the "reserve referees"? Suddenly a swarm of dudes in black shirts would appear on the field like some sort of NFL Gestapo. That was creepy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (NBVIP)

115 His son.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2024 08:35 AM (4I9/w)
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Okay, thank you. I'd have been shocked if Mike was still coaching.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (tT6L1)

116 Todays FOAD List:


Cornyn has also now prioritized funding America’s proxy war with Russia over fighting for border funding that could save countless lives and prevent further lawlessness in his home state.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (ENQN6)

117 Good morning, kids. If you actually watched "The Big Game" yesterday, why? It would be one thing if professional sports, like every other aspect of society, was an actual escape from the tyrants, fiends, monsters and scum who are dragging us down into a hell of their creation. ...
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I didn't. I quit NFL football when the kneelign nonsense happened and the League's take on it was, "it's good that they're doing this and if you don't like it, then you're a racist." I still watched some college ball until the BLM shitstorm hit, but my total sports intake fell precipitously following the kneeling. I quit baseball due to the BLM fellatio, too. Of the two, I only still miss baseball.

That said, however, everyone is not me. People like sports. The teams are a bit like tribes. And sports events also have a huge social aspect. The "Super Bowl Party" or, "come over and let's catch the game." That social aspect is still enjoyable and useful. Those are the only sports events I've seen in recent memory. I don't fault those who like the social event of sports, and that's most of the "Big Game (tm)" is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (yjAVs)

118 Sad to see that so many Americans still follow professional football.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (Fk1nU)

119 Speaking of, one of the funniest things I ever heard Nick Saban say was "We don't need you to play football. We just need you to kick."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:39 AM (WF0+t)

120 VDH, for as intelligent as he is, is over-analyzing. The Left only believes in power. Everything else they say is simply battlespace prep.

Yep.

The leftist terror they engage in now is to keep the people in line, just like Stalin in type if not yet in scope of course.

If you are constantly worried about being cancelled, or sent to Siberia, for not mouthing the movement's line you will not try to think or act for yourself.

I mentioned a debate I saw between Michael Knowles and three feminists. When the question "what is a woman" came up two of them gave meaningless word salad answers and one literally refused to answer and when asked if she was afraid to do so turned bright red and looked away.

Imagine telling a feminist in 1982 that you would not be able to say what a woman was anymore?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:39 AM (ibTVg)

121 Anyone here think Joe is not in advanced cognitive decline?

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2024 08:39 AM (PCK5/)

122 It was amazing to see how much everyone - from Biden to the EU usual suspects to the MSM to the Arab sympathizers - began to really shriek once Israel said they were headed into Rafah. Let's us know there's a bunch of stuff in Rafah they don't want uncovered - like the hostages, for one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 08:39 AM (S6gqv)

123 At this point, Alejandro Mayorkas and Karine Jean-Pierre can shriek that there is no border crisis and the economy is going gangbusters all they want, but no one with even one more non-diseased brain cell than Joey knows this is an abject crock of shit. Especially since in their collective next breath, they blame Trump and the GOP for the crises they just claimed didn't exist.
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LOL.

I think you meant "everyone with even one more ..." or "anyone with even one more ..."

And yeah. The lies are a tad transparent at this point. I think that's part of the point of the exercise now. They lie. You know they lie. They know you know they lie. And most people accept it or don't object too strenuously.

Power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:40 AM (yjAVs)

124 I believe he’s now been an integral part of 3 Super Bowl collapses: as offensive coordinator of the Falcons when they blew a 28-3 lead against the Pats, 4 years ago they were ahead 10 in the 4th quarter…. And last night. I’d fault him yesterday for not running McCaffrey more in the 2nd half… and in retrospect he probably should’ve gone for the TD in OT instead of kicking the FG…. But honestly that’s Monday morning QBing on my part
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (1jdMT)



I agree with you. However, I'm in the camp of take the points where you can, so have no issue with relying on your defense to stop them, which they'd done the whole game, right up to the point where the DC decided to run a shallow prevent and allowed Mahomes to pick them apart and march right down the field.

Coaches don't coach anymore. They use ESPN analytics to call plays and it's ruining everything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

125
Reid showed he's not in control of the team by not sending Kelce into the locker room after Kelce assaulted him on the sidelines.

"We'll talk after you've had a chance to calm the f*ck down. Now get the f*ck out of my face and go sit in time out, you f*cking infant."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:34 AM


no siht...can you imagine how Tom Landry / Chuck Noll / Bum Philips would have reacted to kelce's tantrum?

even Jerry Glanville would have sent him to the showers

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2024 08:41 AM (bEb2S)

126 That was an extra point, but had they continued to utilize the best offensive player in the league, they would've won.

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"WHY IS THE BEST RUNNING BACK ON THE PLANET A WHITE GUY NAMED CHRISTIAN?!?!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 08:41 AM (nCXDi)

127 I didn't. I quit NFL football when the kneelign nonsense happened and the League's take on it was, "it's good that they're doing this and if you don't like it, then you're a racist."...

-

Same here. I'm not going to give anyone too much crap since we're already done as a nation - maybe even as a world - and are mostly just waiting for what happens next (and it's weird because almost everyone has that same feeling), but I won't give them any money if I can help it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:41 AM (WF0+t)

128 Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin Back in Hospital for an "Emergent Bladder Issue"
______

To me, "emergent bladder issue" sounds like having to take a leak.

(I'll be right back.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 08:41 AM (1bNHn)

129 Olivia Culpo >> Taylor Swift


Posted by: Ignoramus at February 12, 2024 08:41 AM (Gse2f)

130 118 Sad to see that so many Americans still follow professional football.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (Fk1nU)

If by follow you mean catching the internet comments about it and snarking about the bullshit that swirls around the games… then guilty, I am.

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2024 08:41 AM (PCK5/)

131 Sad to see that so many Americans still follow professional football.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (Fk1nU)


Sad to see that so many Americans still follow Hollywood movies. (Not directed at you - just a pet peeve of mine.)

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 12, 2024 08:42 AM (SfhV1)

132 Anyone here think Joe is not in advanced cognitive decline?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2024 08:39 AM (PCK5/)


No.

My dad had a brain hemorrhage 15 years ago and is now in a reasonably declined state.

Biden has had one stroke, if not more. His brain is 1/2 what it should be at this point. He should be in a home, not in the house.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

133 Some have questioned why this case even went to trial; after all there’s nothing inherently defamatory about questioning a scientist’s findings. That’s a feature of good science: the ability to dispute and make the proponent of an issue defend his work.
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Science is based on other scientists taking a battering ram to your theories. You put it out there, they try to destroy it. If it survives, it's worth considering more seriously.

THE Science, however, is not science. THE Science demands agreement and makes questioning the conclusions - or even shit like demanding data - a heretical act.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:42 AM (yjAVs)

134 Lloyd Austin, Chief Emergent Bladder Emergency Chief

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:42 AM (WF0+t)

135 In "The Woke Always Eat Their Own" news, I saw this CBC series Trickster.
Not bad, kinda an honest look at rural Canadian and Indians. But a decent story.
Definitely threw in several "whites in the past were evil" wokeness.
Canceled.
Because the co-creater had been claiming she was Indian for decades, lol!
And so they made the brave decision to put dozens--if not hundreds--of actual Indians out of work, double-lol.
Canada is retarded stupid.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2024 08:42 AM (cSaKW)

136 I heard that kicker was so distraught that after the game he stood on a chair, put a rope around his neck, and tried to kick the chair out from under himself.
But he missed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 08:43 AM (S6gqv)

137 Some have questioned why this case even went to trial;

--

?

Precedent. Seems pretty easy to me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:43 AM (WF0+t)

138 I quit the NFL after they went gay and kneeling.

I do have to say to those watching it now that in my experience I do not miss it in the least and I do value freeing up a ton of time I was wasting on it before.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:43 AM (ibTVg)

139 Robert F. Kennedy Jr
@RobertKennedyJr

I'm so sorry if the Super Bowl advertisement caused anyone in my family pain. The ad was created and aired by the American Values Super PAC without any involvement or approval from my campaign. FEC rules prohibit Super PACs from consulting with me or my staff. I love you all. God bless you.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

140 I remember when gambling was frowned upon by the NFL.

Posted by: Zombie Paul Hornung, The Golden Boy at February 12, 2024 08:43 AM (JF/W5)

141 I remember when gambling was frowned upon by the NFL.
Posted by: Zombie Paul Hornung, The Golden Boy at February 12, 2024 08:43 AM (JF/W5)
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Yeah, but that was before the brand started flirting with secular decline and they had to shore up the numbers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:44 AM (yjAVs)

142
no siht...can you imagine how Tom Landry / Chuck Noll / Bum Philips would have reacted to kelce's tantrum?

even Jerry Glanville would have sent him to the showers
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2024 08:41 AM (bEb2S)



Yep.

Then would've used his replacement to win.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

143 Republicans Live Up to Being the Stupid Party
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The author seems to think the "stupid party/evil party" meme dates from about 2013. I despair of our presentism. It was common at least in the 90s, and I think earlier.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 08:46 AM (1bNHn)

144 I quit the NFL after they went gay and kneeling.

I do have to say to those watching it now that in my experience I do not miss it in the least and I do value freeing up a ton of time I was wasting on it before.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:43 AM (ibTVg)



I will admit to watching that abortion yesterday, however, I watched it on digital OTA, so they didn't get any ratings from me as they can't track it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

145 @RobertKennedyJr

I'm so sorry if the Super Bowl advertisement caused anyone in my family pain. The ad was created and aired by the American Values Super PAC without any involvement or approval from my campaign. FEC rules prohibit Super PACs from consulting with me or my staff. I love you all. God bless you.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:43 AM (NpAcC)



Uh huh........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

146 ... The most entertaining part was Travis Kelce losing his mind in the first half and almost knocking down his own coach…. He was screaming in Andy Reid’s face. One too many boosters? Who knows….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:17 AM (1jdMT)
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Huh. There was a time when many coaches would bench a player for that, star player or not, Super Bowl or not. At least for a couple of plays. Did Reid send him to the sideline to take a breather, or did the Great Travis Kelce get to play the next snap anyway?

And I didn't watch it. Did Mr. Taylor Swift win?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:47 AM (yjAVs)

147 Science is based on other scientists taking a battering ram to your theories. You put it out there, they try to destroy it. If it survives, it's worth considering more seriously.


I think science lost much of its rigor after the end of the cold war. You couldn't get away with the current fake science when the whole of the Soviet Union wanted to prove that you capitalist pig dog scientists were wrong and vice versa.

You could get some of this atmosphere of adversarial review back though...for example if we are going to fund science from the government *at least* half of all funds spent should be given to attempt to disprove previously published papers.

Want to get money from Uncle Sugar? Go show me a previous paper is wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:47 AM (ibTVg)

148 Anyone here think Joe is not in advanced cognitive decline?
Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2024 08:39 AM (PCK5/)

My Mom has dementia and is in memory care. Doctors would test her by asking her to repeat three simple words. Later, about 15 minutes or so , they would ask her to say those three words. She couldn't remember.

That being said, has anyone given Biden an neurological exam or any kind of memory test?

Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2024 08:47 AM (88xKn)

149 It would be so nice if some talking heads would finally just begin stating outright that the (R)s are the Washington Generals and it's all not only fake, but they're literally on the same team in order to help the (D)s win while putting on a show.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:47 AM (WF0+t)

150 I noticed the helmets of the KC players didn't have any cutsie wokeness statements on the back.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 12, 2024 08:48 AM (NBVIP)

151 no siht...can you imagine how Tom Landry / Chuck Noll / Bum Philips would have reacted to kelce's tantrum?

even Jerry Glanville would have sent him to the showers
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2024 08:41 AM (bEb2S)

Sadly it’s a different era. I was imagining how Vince Lombardi would’ve handled that situation…. But it’s impossible to imagine because Lombardi’s players loved and respected (and feared, in a good way) him…. That NEVER would’ve happened with Lombardi; it was unimaginable. Same with the coaches you mentioned. With some coaches it would go the other way…. I remember one time Mike Ditka manhandled Jim Harbaugh after he threw an interception…. Screamed in his face… I thought he was gonna blow a gasket live on TV. But a player doing that to a coach?? Sad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:48 AM (1jdMT)

152 Joe Biden Will Lose Running on Abortion
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If Republicans were worth shit, this would be a winning issue for us. But they're not, so it isn't.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 08:48 AM (1bNHn)

153 You could get some of this atmosphere of adversarial review back though...for example if we are going to fund science from the government *at least* half of all funds spent should be given to attempt to disprove previously published papers.

Want to get money from Uncle Sugar? Go show me a previous paper is wrong.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:47 AM (ibTVg)
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I'd rather remove Uncle Sugar from the equation, but this is a decent idea, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:48 AM (yjAVs)

154 18 U.S. Code § 1924 - Unauthorized removal and retention of classified documents or material

(a) Whoever, being an officer, employee, contractor, or consultant of the United States, and, by virtue of his office, employment, position, or contract, becomes possessed of documents or materials containing classified information of the United States, knowingly removes such documents or materials without authority and with the intent to retain such documents or materials at an unauthorized location shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than five years, or both.

.. Joe Biden knew this stuff was in his garage. There were over 300 documents so this was repeated multiple times. .. guilty
This nonsense about intent is under the mistaken belief that it is intent to do damage or such. That isn't in this statute.

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 08:49 AM (RHGPo)

155 It would be so nice if some talking heads would finally just begin stating outright that the (R)s are the Washington Generals and it's all not only fake, but they're literally on the same team in order to help the (D)s win while putting on a show.

I take the Santos vote as a pretty good state of the GOP. About half of them are working for the enemy.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:49 AM (ibTVg)

156 Like many of the "boycotts," the sportsball one lasted about as long as expected. The NFL will survive another season or two based solely on revenues from people tuning in to see Taylor Swift.

Sad.

/s

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 08:49 AM (Q4IgG)

157 83 I think Travis Kelce has anger issues.
Tay Tay better watch out for his temper.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

Travis has an ego problem. His head is too big for his helmet. He's banging the hottest piece of property in the entertainment industry and he feels entitled. The two of them can FOAD as far as I'm concerned.

But hey, I didn't watch the SB game, so what do I know.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 12, 2024 08:49 AM (N39Ws)

158 A lot of the problems with the NFL and sportsball in general is the players being overpaid. It was more entertaining when the coach could offer a hundred dollar bill to the first guy crippling the opposing quarterback. Two hundred if he's out for the season.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 12, 2024 08:50 AM (0EOe9)

159 While Biden's pupils could be due to Alzheimer's or the drugs used to treat it, I think it as likely that his White House physicians are giving him amphetamines before press conferences and (especially) debates. While they can focus the mind for a short period of time, it also causes agitation and anger, which he definitely has, and when the drugs wear off is where he has problems such as confusing Mexico's President with Egypt's. They gave him more for his debates with Trump because the anger/aggression side effect could be attributed to him debating an aggressive Trump. Sadly, as the Nazi's found out with the use of amphetamines in WWII, they ultimately become counter-productive and when he's not on them he is even worse than usual.

Trump should demand drug tests before and after each debate or on a weekly basis.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at February 12, 2024 08:51 AM (AfV7r)

160 That said, however, everyone is not me. People like sports. The teams are a bit like tribes. And sports events also have a huge social aspect. The "Super Bowl Party" or, "come over and let's catch the game." That social aspect is still enjoyable and useful.

-----------

Since we've cheapened historic (religious and national) rituals, we're left with social rituals like this.

Good article (as loathe as I am to link to Fox News) by Dennis Prager, subtitled: "America will not survive if its rituals do not survive:"

http://tiny.cc/yv8qwz

[First paragraph:] "Rituals have kept Jews alive for 3,500 years, 2,000 of which almost no Jews lived in their own land. America may not survive 300 years inside its own land."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 08:51 AM (nCXDi)

161 The most often FOIA-ed documents are the cafeteria schedules of meals in federal prisons

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 08:51 AM (RHGPo)

162 154
.. Joe Biden knew this stuff was in his garage. There were over 300 documents so this was repeated multiple times. .. guilty
This nonsense about intent is under the mistaken belief that it is intent to do damage or such. That isn't in this statute.
Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 08:49 AM (RHGPo)

And the DC overlords want us to forget that a good number of the classified documents he had came from his Senator days - which he wasn't entitled to have no matter what.

But since he is a "D", Sandy Berger got away with it, Hillary got away with it, why shouldn't a Biden?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 12, 2024 08:51 AM (N39Ws)

163 RFK Jr- great excuse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:51 AM (R4t5M)

164
.. Joe Biden knew this stuff was in his garage. There were over 300 documents so this was repeated multiple times. .. guilty
This nonsense about intent is under the mistaken belief that it is intent to do damage or such. That isn't in this statute.
Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 08:49 AM (RHGPo)



Not only where they in his garage, he stored them in offices at Penn and some other location he had no business having where Chinese spies were able to access them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

165 WATCH: Treasury Sec Janet Yellen Says High Prices Are Here To Stay
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Well, she's right for once. When inflation stops, it just means prices stabilize, not go down. That would be deflation, which is also harmful. Like, having your mortgage increase when you did nothing.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 08:52 AM (1bNHn)

166 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 12, 2024 08:52 AM (9yWhg)

167 The most entertaining part was Travis Kelce losing his mind in the first half and almost knocking down his own coach…. He was screaming in Andy Reid’s face. One too many boosters? Who knows….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:17 AM (1jdMT)
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Huh. There was a time when many coaches would bench a player for that, star player or not, Super Bowl or not. At least for a couple of plays. Did Reid send him to the sideline to take a breather, or did the Great Travis Kelce get to play the next snap anyway?

And I didn't watch it. Did Mr. Taylor Swift win?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:47 AM (yjAVs)
******
He should have been benched, but all hell would have broken out from the Swifties.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:52 AM (NpAcC)

168 "With Biden In Mental Decline, How Do You Solve A Problem Like Kamala Harris?"


I'm going to draw you a Venn diagram proving I am not a problem!

CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE

Posted by: Kamala, planning how to torture that bitch Jill, the day I'm sworn-in at February 12, 2024 08:53 AM (5fDan)

169 And I didn't watch it. Did Mr. Taylor Swift win?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:47 AM (yjAVs)

Yes the Swifts won. And no noticeable repercussions for Kelce’s antics. I saw Reid trying to joke about it after the game saying he got surprised and has “bad balance”…. Kelce did almost knock him down. Kelce is a big dude and Reid is 65

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:53 AM (1jdMT)

170 Like many of the "boycotts," the sportsball one lasted about as long as expected. The NFL will survive another season or two based solely on revenues from people tuning in to see Taylor Swift. ...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 08:49 AM (Q4IgG)
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Boycotts are a tall order when there is excellent differentiation. NFL has differentiation, and so do the teams. There are no near substitutes or equivalent goods. A boycott is unlikely to succeed against such a target, because there are no positions to which one can easily shift and still receive essentially the same product. It's NFL, or it's nothing.

Bud Light was different. It's an undifferentiated market with plenty of near substitutes. So was Gillette, for the same reasons. It's comparatively easy to boycott in that environment.

Things like Target/Wal-Mart are sort of between the two.

If you want to try to rev up a boycott, target a big name in a minimally differentiated market. In a maximally differentiated market - or a market that it is a monopoly or a differentiated duopoly - boycotts are not likely to succeed. NFL failed. If you were to try to start a boycott against the iPhone, it would also likely fail.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:53 AM (yjAVs)

171 A lot of the problems with the NFL and sportsball in general is the players being overpaid

Since I stopped watching I have occasionally seen part of an NFL game in a bar/restaurant since they can't always carry more interesting sports like women's curling or...darts.

Anyway I am amazed at the decline in the actual game itself. It is more like arena bowl with constant ref breaks now then the NFL from even ten years ago. And I'm pretty sure playing defense is either racist or homophobic or something

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:53 AM (ibTVg)

172 Diablo Cody?

Who in the hell names their kid “Devil?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 12, 2024 08:53 AM (9yWhg)

173 152 Joe Biden Will Lose Running on Abortion
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If Republicans were worth shit, this would be a winning issue for us. But they're not, so it isn't.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 08:48 AM (1bNHn)


It's not so much losing on abortion as it is losing perhaps massively on the wide open border disaster. Nothing will top that. That is THE issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 08:53 AM (x0n13)

174 Remember Biden has had 2 brain surgeries - both for aneurysms. Maybe someone can come out of those with their faculties intact. Biden, never considered an intellectual giant to begin with, surely has suffered cognitively because of those two aneurysms.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 12, 2024 08:54 AM (N39Ws)

175 The singing of this so-called "Black National Anthem" is proof positive, as if we needed any more, that you will be made to care. The only appropriate response from the audience would've been boos, hisses, catcalls followed by a mass exodus from Che Stadium, or wherever the hell this bastard cousin of Wrestlemania was enacted.

———


I swear I never once heard about this black national anthem before a couple of years ago. And why isn’t this anthem “Swing Low Sweet Chariot”?

Like when Kiev became Kyiv.

I swear this is all just a psyop to constantly change what you know to begin questioning yourself.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 12, 2024 08:54 AM (2fIO4)

176 ... Good article (as loathe as I am to link to Fox News) by Dennis Prager, subtitled: "America will not survive if its rituals do not survive:" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 08:51 AM (nCXDi)
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Thus why the Maoists are all-in on destroying the "Four Olds"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:55 AM (yjAVs)

177
He should have been benched, but all hell would have broken out from the Swifties.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:52 AM


something something best in life / lamentations of their women something something

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 12, 2024 08:55 AM (bEb2S)

178 He was screaming in Andy Reid’s face. One too many boosters? Who knows….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:17 AM


If any player, even a franchise superstar, had done that to, say, Vince Lombardi, during a Super Bowl, would he have benched him?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 08:55 AM (x0n13)

179 I heard there was a sportsball game yesterday that a Taylor swift won.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:55 AM (bWsRe)

180 Steve Cohen
@RepCohen

Very very few stood at Super Bowl for “Lift Every Voice and Sing”.
The Negro National Anthem.
Not a pretty picture of Super Bowl crowd.,

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

181 Good article (as loathe as I am to link to Fox News) by Dennis Prager, subtitled: "America will not survive if its rituals do not survive:"

-

You act like you believe that 50M+ illegal aliens and 100M or so minority populations and urban-focused youth won't maintain traditions in America.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:56 AM (WF0+t)

182 I swear this is all just a psyop to constantly change what you know to begin questioning yourself.

The left changes its views and dogma on a regular basis to make sure you are committed to the movement.

Consider maybe you could honestly believe that legalizing gay marriage was ok and still not be a leftist. Well today to be a leftist in good standing not only do you have to believe in gay marriage but the lastest tranny insanity. And it will get worse and worse and worse

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:56 AM (ibTVg)

183 179 I heard there was a sportsball game yesterday that a Taylor swift won.
Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:55 AM (bWsRe)

As did the wagerers in Vegas who bet that Tay Tay does indeed have an ass and it the one she wraps her arm around at the end of the game.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 12, 2024 08:57 AM (N39Ws)

184 swear I never once heard about this black national anthem before a couple of years ago.



I had never heard of Juneteenth and then it became a national holiday.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:57 AM (bWsRe)

185 Charlottesville and Trump: Will the Big Lie Finally Die?
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The only way it will is if EVERY Republican or conservative, in speaking to the MFM, ALWAYS calls them out on at least one lie per interview. Always.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 08:57 AM (1bNHn)

186 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2024 08:57 AM (J47y1)

187 172 Diablo Cody?

Who in the hell names their kid “Devil?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 12, 2024 08:53 AM (9yWhg)

"Pfft"

- - Moon Unit, Dweezil, Apple, Blue Ivy LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 08:57 AM (x0n13)

188 For your own sanity--especially if you enjoyed the books--just stop now!

It doesn't get better. It gets infinitely more stupid in Season 2.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2024 08:09 AM (7fElN)


Watched episode 1. When they suggested that Egwene could be the Dragon Reborn, turned it off... never went back.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 08:58 AM (GYIa4)

189 AUSTIN back in ICU.

Biden handlers are going through their rolodex looking for replacements

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 12, 2024 08:58 AM (d86q0)

190 I didn’t watch a second of the soup and bread bowl. Not a second of any NFL games. I give no fucks about any of it anymore. They hate me and I will not give them any money.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:58 AM (bWsRe)

191 "Old Joe Biden is not fit to be president of the United States"

He's not fit to be the President of the local Lions chapter.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 12, 2024 08:58 AM (Rbu5d)

192 Say what you want about the NFL today (it’s a mess for many reasons)…. It used to have virtue. Vince Lombardi was a genuinely great man…. And before the league was destroyed by money and culture it instilled good competitive values. Of course not anymore, but it used to be a great thing. Remember that classic Coke commercial with Mean Joe Green tossing his used shirt to a young fan? Good stuff….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:58 AM (1jdMT)

193 The Democrats are struggling on HOW to ditch *biden and/or Harris, not IF they should.

Dumping one of them is probably doable without having to explain a whole lot to the unwashed masses. They'll accept it.

Ditching both? That'd be a bit harder to explain. But... new rulez and all that would probably be the answer. Still, they've got a problem and apparently there's no consensus on what to do... yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 08:58 AM (Q4IgG)

194 If any player, even a franchise superstar, had done that to, say, Vince Lombardi, during a Super Bowl, would he have benched him?

A teammate like Mean Joe Green won't put up with that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:58 AM (R4t5M)

195 I had never heard of Juneteenth and then it became a national holiday.
Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:57 AM (bWsRe)
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It's absurd. I could see it being a local holiday (which it was - sort of - before the Summer of Love), but it's preposterous as a national holiday.

It's a historical event commemorating the slow communications of a bygone era.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:59 AM (yjAVs)

196 Yes, if you are a right winger watching the NFL, you're endorsing the enemy. The good news is, that none of it matters, because if you're a right winger, then you don't matter. The enemy already won. So enjoy your thing. Who cares?

I just find the open hatred of people like me too grating to enjoy the show. If you don't, then watch 'em play wit' dem ballz til the cows come home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 08:59 AM (0FoWg)

197 If any player, even a franchise superstar, had done that to, say, Vince Lombardi, during a Super Bowl, would he have benched him?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 08:55 AM (x0n13)

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Lombardi likely would have punched the player.

I was very fortunate to have a short little badass New Yorker Lombardi clone -- played offensive line for Long Beach State -- as my high school football coach (and who was a surrogate father to me).

R.I.P. Emilio Camillone ("Coach Cam").

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 08:59 AM (nCXDi)

198 The local rag informed me that TayTay won the super bowl and Trump said Russia should attack NATO... Got a feeling neither are true.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 08:59 AM (Akjoo)

199 Like many of the "boycotts," the sportsball one lasted about as long as expected. The NFL will survive another season or two based solely on revenues from people tuning in to see Taylor Swift.

Sad.

/s
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 08:49 AM (Q4IgG)



Rumors have it that she injected $315 million in merch sales alone.

The people are sheep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

200 Saint for the Day:
St. Julian the Hospitaller (4th c.) came from a wealthy noble family in Europe. According to legend he married a noble widow, and was put under a curse at some point, which was to kill his parents. To prevent this from happening, Julian and his wife moved far away. Julian's parents later found their whereabouts and made an unexpected visit while Julian was away. Julian's wife offered them her bed to sleep for the night. When Julian arrived home and found his bed occupied with a couple, he slew them both assuming it was his wife with another. When Julian learned the truth, he was horrified by his actions and spent the rest of his life in penance. He and his wife established a hospital to continue their penance, dedicating their lives to caring for the poor and sick. One day a leper came to stay in the hospital; after Julian cared for him, the leper revealed himself to be an angel and told Julian that God granted him absolution for his sins. The hospital was built near a river that was often crossed by pilgrims on their way to the Crusades. St. Julian the Hospitaller is the patron saint of hospitality, travelers, innkeepers, boatmen, pilgrims, and knights.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2024 08:59 AM (J47y1)

201 Juneteenth is maybe my favorite. A holiday commemorating ignorance about a topic until some white people helped. That's hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:00 AM (WF0+t)

202 Rumors have it that she injected $315 million in merch sales alone. ...
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
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Over what time period? This whole season, or just for the Super Bowl?

Either way, it's a huge figure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 09:01 AM (yjAVs)

203 So was there anything openly satanic at the Superbowl this year?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:01 AM (WF0+t)

204 Juneteenth is maybe my favorite. A holiday commemorating ignorance about a topic until some white people helped. That's hilarious.

If you were to have a holiday about ending slavery logic would say it would related to the 13th amendment.

The amendment was passed by the Senate on April 8, 1864, by the House of Representatives on January 31, 1865, and ratified by the required 27 of the then 36 states on December 6, 1865, and proclaimed on December 18

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:01 AM (ibTVg)

205
Sadly it’s a different era. I was imagining how Vince Lombardi would’ve handled that situation…. But it’s impossible to imagine because Lombardi’s players loved and respected (and feared, in a good way) him

Elsewhere, someone wrote that Hunter Thompson despised Lombardi as a fascist or something like that. My reply was that Lombardi was a highly successful coach who was loved (often in retrospect) by his players while Thompson, his career ruined by drugs and alcohol, blew his brains out with his family in the next room like the loser he was.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2024 09:01 AM (MoZTd)

206 SOROS Super Bowl had the most viewers if any televised product

Perfectly scripted by SOROS the KC "Swifties" won in a nail biting tearjerker in overtime against the San Francisco "American Values" team

And this was sponsored by Trump approved Bud Light, now no longer tainted by tranny urine.

Posted by: Paul banned at February 12, 2024 09:02 AM (loBTD)

207 203 So was there anything openly satanic at the Superbowl this year?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:01 AM (WF0+t)


Only in the VIP box…

Posted by: tubal at February 12, 2024 09:02 AM (PCK5/)

208 189 AUSTIN back in ICU.

Biden handlers are going through their rolodex looking for replacements
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Pasty, fed and ready!
-Lt. Bearclaw

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2024 09:03 AM (fs1hN)

209 USTIN back in ICU.

Biden handlers are going through their rolodex looking for replacements

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 12, 2024 08:58 AM (d86q0)

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Atomic Tranny Dogboy is pale, rested, has stolen enough purses and wardrobes without consequence, and is available!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 09:03 AM (nCXDi)

210 "...I harbor neither respect nor regard for those who have nothing to offer the world except their ceaseless predictions of inevitable doom. For as Sir Charles explains, their negativity is the inevitable and inescapable consequence of their own degeneracy.

"Hope is a Christian virtue. Even in a fallen world populated by mediocrities, engulfed by lies, and ruled by inverts, demons, and satanic pedophiles, we have the undying hope of the Cross. Despite our own flaws, sins, stupidities, and shortcomings, the Almighty God chose to extend His hand to us, and through His Son, offer us a way out of the material mire.

"Having taken that Divine hand, it is now our duty to stand against the evil spirit of our times. Not our desire, our dream, or our mood of the day. Our duty, however hard it might be.

"And if our inspired optimism pains our enemies, if our relentless conviction burns them, if our Christian faith enrages them, if our intolerance makes them feel bad about themselves, that is only further testimony to the fact that our perspective is essentially beautiful, good, and true."

--- Vox Day, post from yesterday

https://is.gd/oL7hBj

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 12, 2024 09:03 AM (/QIWP)

211 How important was it that Taylor Swift be at the Superbowl?

This > Tay-Tay chartered a jet to take her, and her entourage from Tokyo where she was Friday - Saturday to Vegas. The charter service sent 2 planes (she paid for one.) Because if one had mechanical issues they'd still have one to transport Ms. Taylor. The PR disaster that would hit the charter agency, the plane manufacturer, etc. was too much to contemplate.

That's a lot of money "to be on the safe side."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 09:04 AM (Q4IgG)

212 "...the jury would have to believe he was just this much of a doddering old fool."

this is something I don't understand: A person who has committed a heinous crime can be acquitted as "not guilty by reason of insanity." Why? They are as guilty as sin. How about "guilty while insane."

So Joe is guilty of these crimes. He did them. How about "guilty by non compos mentis." or something. He DID the thing, fat!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 12, 2024 09:04 AM (Rbu5d)

213 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 09:04 AM (R4t5M)

214 180 Steve Cohen
@RepCohen

Very very few stood at Super Bowl for “Lift Every Voice and Sing”.
The Negro National Anthem.
Not a pretty picture of Super Bowl crowd.,

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:56 AM (NpAcC)


Anyone know how the song was introduced? As The Black National Anthem? If so, how is that not racism towards every non-black US citizen? Not a problem, of course, it is what Leftists want.

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 09:04 AM (5fDan)

215 Over what time period? This whole season, or just for the Super Bowl?

Either way, it's a huge figure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at

Since she started dating Kelce and showing up at Chiefs games.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:04 AM (CIS44)

216 Like many of the "boycotts," the sportsball one lasted about as long as expected. The NFL will survive another season or two based solely on revenues from people tuning in to see Taylor Swift.

Sad.

/s
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 08:49 AM (Q4IgG)


Rumors have it that she injected $315 million in merch sales alone.

The people are sheep.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
Which is why Biden and the Democrats are wooing her to help bring him across the finish line.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

217
On the video Kelce grabs Reid by the left arm and gets into his face. He begins to back away, still with Reid's arm in his grasp. A teammate grabs Kelce and pulls him away as Reid drops his play card.

Assault charge for you or I who did that to someone.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2024 09:05 AM (nIvob)

218 Rumors have it that she injected $315 million in merch sales alone. ...

She got a lot of females to watch games who otherwise wouldn’t have. That’s huge for the NFL since they don’t need to lure back people who have it up in the past.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2024 09:05 AM (FD5dr)

219 Any normal person in Lloyd Austin’s situation would just resign. SecDef is an incredibly stressful demanding job and you’re an elderly man with significant health issues and plenty of money….. resign relax and get the treatment you need. Why would he even think of staying on?? I don’t get that frame of mind….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 09:05 AM (1jdMT)

220 211 How important was it that Taylor Swift be at the Superbowl?

This > Tay-Tay chartered a jet to take her, and her entourage from Tokyo where she was Friday - Saturday to Vegas. The charter service sent 2 planes (she paid for one.) Because if one had mechanical issues they'd still have one to transport Ms. Taylor. The PR disaster that would hit the charter agency, the plane manufacturer, etc. was too much to contemplate.

That's a lot of money "to be on the safe side."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 09:04 AM (Q4IgG)

Al Gore and Greta "How Dare You!" were noticeably silent.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 12, 2024 09:05 AM (N39Ws)

221 "Voters won't give a pass to the party that whitewashes Hitler's spiritual heirs."
______

Why believe that? They've been doing so often enough.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 09:05 AM (1bNHn)

222 ++++
Over what time period? This whole season, or just for the Super Bowl?

Either way, it's a huge figure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 09:01 AM (yjAVs)



Since they started throwing her puss on the screen every 6 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

223 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 12, 2024 09:06 AM (9yWhg)

224 Anyone know how the song was introduced? As The Black National Anthem?
Posted by: Gref

The Anthem of Color?

Just spitballing here.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2024 09:06 AM (J47y1)

225 Since they started throwing her puss on the screen every 6 minutes.

She did it too?!?

Posted by: Britney Spears and Paris Hilton at February 12, 2024 09:06 AM (ibTVg)

226 Either way, it's a huge figure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 09:01 AM (yjAVs)

Yes sugar, I gots a little junk in the trunk. Some mens go for that. MmmHmm!

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (4I/2K)

227 I can safely say I am glad I did not watch the Tay Tay bowl

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (Akjoo)

228 225 Since they started throwing her puss on the screen every 6 minutes.

She did it too?!?
Posted by: Britney Spears and Paris Hilton at February 12, 2024 09:06 AM (ibTVg)

I was first!

Posted by: Madonna at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (N39Ws)

229 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

We already have one:

"Jose can you seeeeeeee? . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (J47y1)

230 Or is Hur being pragmatic, as the author seems to suggest by issuing a report that in essence not only indicts Biden but the now completely corrupt justice system?

That was the way I heard/read it. The most under reported element of Hur's feeble indictment, was pointing out that the adversarial/jury system, for at least the greater Washington DC area has failed.

This isn't even coin-flip or Magic 8-ball territory, it is now a simple Party Member = innocent, any non-party white, straight male = guilty plus added punishments well beyond what is permitted by statute.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (kkcWX)

231 Oh, don't misunderstand. I suspect the open corruption and speeding up ethical and literal collapse of the U.S. bodes well for the return of Christ. Hope indeed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (WF0+t)

232 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

La Bomba?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (ibTVg)

233 > How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?
___________

Bet the ghey or trans national anthem comes first.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 09:08 AM (Q4IgG)

234 232 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

Whe Hispanics start playing Football not soccer...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 09:08 AM (Akjoo)

235 196 Yes, if you are a right winger watching the NFL, you're endorsing the enemy. The good news is, that none of it matters, because if you're a right winger, then you don't matter. The enemy already won. So enjoy your thing. Who cares?

___

Watching means $$ for the NFL. So by watching you're funding the people who want you dead.

And yes I understand this also applies to Hollywood.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 09:09 AM (bWsRe)

236 I can easily answer the question of how Vince, Tom, Bud or Bum would have handled Kelce: It would not have happened in the first place.

No one playing for those coaches would have dared get in the face of their coach like Kelce did to Reid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 09:09 AM (tT6L1)

237 *******
Which is why Biden and the Democrats are wooing her to help bring him across the finish line.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 09:04 AM (NpAcC)



And their homeboy Soros is funding whatever is required to make that happen.

They're hoping she has enough influence with actual voters to lessen the cheat requirement on election month.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

238 No one playing for those coaches would have dared get in the face of their coach like Kelce did to Reid.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

Brady got in Bill's face plenty of times.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:09 AM (CIS44)

239 234 232 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

Whe Hispanics start playing Football not soccer...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 09:08 AM (Akjoo)

Sobs..
- Tony Gonzalez

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 09:09 AM (bWsRe)

240 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

La Bomba?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (ibTVg)

How about Ricky Ricardo’s Babaloo?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 09:10 AM (1jdMT)

241 You don't come here for the healthcare, do you?

Posted by: Walter Reed ICU candystriper at February 12, 2024 09:10 AM (4I/2K)

242 218 Rumors have it that she injected $315 million in merch sales alone. ...

She got a lot of females to watch games who otherwise wouldn’t have. That’s huge for the NFL since they don’t need to lure back people who have it up in the past.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2024 09:05 AM (FD5dr)


Where is Morris Levy and Saul Zaentz when you need them?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (x0n13)

243 So Joe is guilty of these crimes. He did them. How about "guilty by non compos mentis." or something. He DID the thing, fat!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 12, 2024 09:04 AM (Rbu5d)


It's just a dodge as a reason not to suggest prosecution. The same way "no intent" was a dodge to suggest no prosecution of Hillary for her email server.

How can you have no intent to do something you explicitly did? The only thing she didn't intend was getting caught. Otherwise she intended to do everything she did. And "intent" the way Comey used it wasn't an element of the crime.

It's all a farce. There is no such thing as justice or rule of law in America anymore. Even down in the trenches where I practice federal litigation, who your judge is matters more than what the law allegedly says. And, unfortunately, I practice before all dem appointed judges who are far left in their politics. So rule of law is barely even something I can remember fondly.

Posted by: Meanwhile . . . . at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (ky+MF)

244 Brady got in Bill's face plenty of times.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:09 AM (CIS44)
-------------

Bill is from a later era than the coaches I mentioned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (tT6L1)

245 Seen on Twitter:

Tom Brady won 7 Super Bowls and never once beat up Bill Belichick.

Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (RWHIh)

246 240 I vote for the Frito Bandito song.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (9yWhg)

247 The horde was angry that day my friends.

Hey, at least there was pole dancing and roller skates.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (NBVIP)

248 Coaches don't coach anymore. They use ESPN analytics to call plays and it's ruining everything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)


You think it's sooo easy. During the game I ad to tell our QB to throw to the guys wearing the same uniform as him and tell the running backs and receivers to not drop the ball.

I need a raise.

-- NFL coaches

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (GYIa4)

249 232 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

La Bomba?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (ibTVg)


Cinco de Mayo Marza

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (5fDan)

250 wear I never once heard about this black national anthem before a couple of years ago.



I had never heard of Juneteenth and then it became a national holiday.


• MLK Day has replaced Washington's a/o Lincoln's birthday.
• Indigenous People's Day has replaced Columbus Day.
• Juneteenth will replace Independence Day.
• "Friendsgiving" is replacing Thanksgiving (waiting for one more generation to die off)

The point being, is that part of destroying the US is by also destroying the traditions, observances, language, monuments and flag.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2024 09:12 AM (kkcWX)

251 SOROS Super Bowl had the most viewers if any televised product

Perfectly scripted by SOROS the KC "Swifties" won in a nail biting tearjerker in overtime against the San Francisco "American Values" team

And this was sponsored by Trump approved Bud Light, now no longer tainted by tranny urine.
Posted by: Paul banned at February 12, 2024 09:02 AM (loBTD)



Dick, here, is actually correct, unfortunately.

I did see a meme yesterday that had an image of Brock Purdy next to Jesus labeled as Team Jesus, then Kelce and Swift as Team Soros.

Soros won.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

252 By watching and getting angry you're giving the left what it wants. They're taunting you, daring you do walk away. But they know most won't.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 09:12 AM (bWsRe)

253 I still think the Black National Anthem should be "Baby Got Back".

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 09:12 AM (S6gqv)

254 That Mann case freaks me out. I went digging a bit and this post is pretty good about what happened:

http://tinyurl.com/4rhnja2f

"Schoenberg Finkel Beederman Bell Glazer LLC is a business-focused law firm with deep roots in Chicago since 1946."

The short of it? Don't publicly declare someone you don't like of being exactly like a convicted child molester, without either making it very clear it's only your personal pop-off subjective opinion, or having some verifiable proof. The issue here wasn't really Mann's research, it was explicitly comparing him to Jerry Sandusky, and that UPenn covered it up the same way. It's why the case made it to that horrific DC courtroom.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 12, 2024 09:12 AM (OJ1IG)

255 232 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

La Bomba?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (ibTVg)


Cinco de Mayo Marza
Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (5fDan)

One Ton Tomato?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (4I/2K)

256 What was Kelce getting in the coach’s face about?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (9yWhg)

257 I see one of Bidens Lawyers went on one of the talking head shows and claimed he was with Biden during the testimony and he was lucid and engaging and basically said none of the stuff Hur said he did.. I think that calls for the release of the interview tapes

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (Akjoo)

258 Seen on Twitter:

Tom Brady won 7 Super Bowls and never once beat up Bill Belichick.
Posted by: jmel at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (RWHIh)

That’s funny! Now…. The Dunkin commercial Brady was in with those two actors from good will hunting…. Not funny

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (1jdMT)

259 216 Which is why Biden and the Democrats are wooing her to help bring him across the finish line.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 09:04 AM (NpAcC)

It makes no sense to me. Given the woke intersectionality intersection is a 40-car pileup, a whiter than white, attractive, thin, heterosexual female doesn't do a thing to fire up the base of freaks, geeks and racialists. Or am I missing something?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (x0n13)

260 Coaches don't coach anymore. They use ESPN analytics to call plays and it's ruining everything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

"Baseball managers have entered the chat"

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (CIS44)

261 Science is based on other scientists taking a battering ram to your theories. You put it out there, they try to destroy it. If it survives, it's worth considering more seriously.

THE Science, however, is not science. THE Science demands agreement and makes questioning the conclusions - or even shit like demanding data - a heretical act.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:42 AM (yjAVs)


Would you say that this is a consequence of the feminization of science? To seek consensus rather than taking an adversarial approach?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (GYIa4)

262 She got a lot of females to watch games who otherwise wouldn’t have. That’s huge for the NFL since they don’t need to lure back people who have it up in the past.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 12, 2024 09:05 AM (FD5dr)
++++
On the plus side, they're very likely to be the ultimate "fair weather" fans. Once she and Kelce break up and she writes a song about him, virtually all of those viewers will exit.

If it goes the other way and they get married or something, then her viewers will exit gradually and then pour out once Kelce retires. It will be short-term bump that will make the subsequent exit of those viewers show up very nicely on the long-term chart. It will be a clear shoulders-and-head pattern that will probably be referred to as the "Swift Bump" by analysts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 09:14 AM (yjAVs)

263 Perfectly scripted by SOROS the KC "Swifties" won in a nail biting tearjerker in overtime against the San Francisco "American Values" team

_

o_O

I've possibly never read a more post-2020 sentence.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:14 AM (WF0+t)

264 257 I see one of Bidens Lawyers went on one of the talking head shows and claimed he was with Biden during the testimony and he was lucid and engaging and basically said none of the stuff Hur said he did.. I think that calls for the release of the interview tapes
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (Akjoo)

Antia Dunn's husband.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:14 AM (x0n13)

265 >>Also, what the fuck is going on with this refugee from a Jerzy Kozinski novel known as Taylor Strumpet?


OUCH

Posted by: The Painted Bird at February 12, 2024 09:14 AM (RXyKO)

266
Brady got in Bill's face plenty of times.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:09 AM (CIS44)



There's a significant difference between getting in someone's face and what Kelce did to Reid yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

267 Seeing daily confirmation my initial opinion of President Evil Retarded Clown Biden on a daily basis that he is indeed an evil retarded clown isn't as comforting as one might think.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 12, 2024 09:14 AM (gxokI)

268 What was Kelce getting in the coach’s face about?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at F

because he was wipe open and didnt get the ball on a play that they gained 40+ yards on, but he didnt get the ball for a 20 yard gain.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:14 AM (CIS44)

269 This is important: Anyone flying from Mexico to Canada does NOT need a visa to enter Canada.

Therefore, anyone worldwide can fly to Canada and cross the northern border into America.

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 09:15 AM (RHGPo)

270 I quit the NFL after they went gay and kneeling.

I do have to say to those watching it now that in my experience I do not miss it in the least and I do value freeing up a ton of time I was wasting on it before.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:43 AM (ibTVg)


It's amazing how many "thing I used to do" can fall into this category.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 09:15 AM (GYIa4)

271 Oh, don't misunderstand. I suspect the open corruption and speeding up ethical and literal collapse of the U.S. bodes well for the return of Christ. Hope indeed.

An interesting theological theory: Jesus Christ can be manipulated by Americans to rescue Christians and Jews early based on how evil we let ourselves and neighbors become.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2024 09:15 AM (kkcWX)

272 Which is why Biden and the Democrats are wooing her to help bring him across the finish line.

--

And why they don't need a single vote to do it.

Only the perception.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:15 AM (WF0+t)

273 It is ironic that the team representing San Francisco is the "values team".

But then again the entire thing is absurd. It's illiterate brain concussed men throwing a ball around for 3 hours. Why it's such a big deal I will never understand.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 09:15 AM (bWsRe)

274 129 Olivia Culpo >> Taylor Swift


Posted by: Ignoramus at February 12, 2024 08:41 AM (Gse2f)
_______

I'd never heard of her.

And you're right, much hotter.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 12, 2024 09:15 AM (1bNHn)

275 263 Perfectly scripted by SOROS the KC "Swifties" won in a nail biting tearjerker in overtime against the San Francisco "American Values" team

o_O

I've possibly never read a more post-2020 sentence.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:14 AM (WF0+t)

Considering 2020, and considering football is now "Rollerball," the prospect of a rigged game shouldn't be dismissed out of hand.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:15 AM (x0n13)

276 " How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

La Bomba?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (ibTVg)

How about Ricky Ricardo’s Babaloo?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt "

As has been suggested before, La Cucaracha.

Posted by: Tayler Swift at February 12, 2024 09:16 AM (vFG9F)

277 There's a significant difference between getting in someone's face and what Kelce did to Reid yesterday.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

oh he was being a crybaby little bitch, just pointing out that shit like that happens and even the great Bill gets yelled at by his players.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:16 AM (CIS44)

278 AUSTIN back in ICU.

I said I wanted a D cup, dammit!

Posted by: Lloyd Austin at February 12, 2024 09:16 AM (T6h83)

279 117 That said, however, everyone is not me. People like sports. The teams are a bit like tribes. And sports events also have a huge social aspect. The "Super Bowl Party" or, "come over and let's catch the game." That social aspect is still enjoyable and useful. Those are the only sports events I've seen in recent memory. I don't fault those who like the social event of sports, and that's most of the "Big Game (tm)" is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 08:38 AM (yjAVs)

Going back is weakness and we cannot suffer the weak.

I'm not exactly General Ripper or anything, I'm not a badass operator, but we lose all the time because we constantly go back into the arms of what they control, instead of destroying it so thoroughly that there's no skin suit left for them to wear.

Posted by: XTC at February 12, 2024 09:17 AM (sm6Pk)

280 278 AUSTIN back in ICU.

I said I wanted a D cup, dammit!
Posted by: Lloyd Austin at February 12, 2024 09:16 AM (T6h83)

He had an asshole transplant and it rejected him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13)

281 Just got here.

Top pic: heh... pining for the, you know, the thing...

Posted by: mindful webworker - we got snow! at February 12, 2024 09:17 AM (t6ArN)

282 Sadly it’s a different era. I was imagining how Vince Lombardi would’ve handled that situation…. But it’s impossible to imagine because Lombardi’s players loved and respected (and feared, in a good way) him…. That NEVER would’ve happened with Lombardi; it was unimaginable. Same with the coaches you mentioned. With some coaches it would go the other way…. I remember one time Mike Ditka manhandled Jim Harbaugh after he threw an interception…. Screamed in his face… I thought he was gonna blow a gasket live on TV. But a player doing that to a coach?? Sad
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 12, 2024 08:48 AM (1jdMT)


Used to be that you could cut a player with no consequence to the team other than someone else might pick them up. Those days are gone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 09:18 AM (GYIa4)

283 I just heard someone make a trenchant observation: when you see the media make the case for insane shit like UBI, or that working out is white supremacy, or that polyamory is great, it's in no small part because these people are losers - poorly paid drones of the technocrat establishment living in cramped NYC people-cubbies, who are fat and ugly and unable to form fulfilling relationships, and they want to make you be JUST LIKE THEM, so they won't feel so utterly inadequate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 09:18 AM (0FoWg)

284 Would you say that this is a consequence of the feminization of science? To seek consensus rather than taking an adversarial approach?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (GYIa4)
++++
I don't think so, no. I am apt to blame the feminists and the knock-on effects of their movement for rather a lot, but I don't think I can in this case. This is probably a factor - though still a lesser one - in the soft sciences, but I think the greater factor both in the soft sciences first and then leaking into the real sciences was deliberate destruction.

The academies were, to borrow a leftist term, colonized. The destruction of the sciences was quite deliberate and rooted in postmodern ideology rather than feminism and feminist ideals and attitudes per se. I don't think the sciences were "feminized" so much as they were deliberately corrupted in the process of re-anchoring everything into the postmodern frame and applying the postmodern critique to all things.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 09:18 AM (yjAVs)

285 Republicans lose on abortion because most Republicans seeking and holding office are deceiving as to their true views.

That stink of insincerity offends everyone--voters can tell they are lying and every side extends that dishonesty to their other issues.

How bad is it? Trump, with his muddled, middle way, thinking-out-loud position comes off as most honest and sincere on the issue.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2024 09:18 AM (cSaKW)

286 I quit the NFL after they went gay and kneeling.

I do have to say to those watching it now that in my experience I do not miss it in the least and I do value freeing up a ton of time I was wasting on it before.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 08:43 AM (ibTVg)

I was never a huge sportsball fan. But I did watch "the big games" and kinda gave a shit about it in general. After the kneeling I was like fuck this shit, why do I give a shit what happens to people who hate me.

And in the past 6,7 (whatever it's been years since) I haven't paid a second of attention to any of it. You quckly realize how irrelevant it is. Giants win or Cowboys win or 49ers win? WHO GIVES A FUCK? It has the same relevnce of who wins a grammy or an Oscar. It makes absolutely zero difference in my life.

Once you step back and watch it from a distance you understand how ridiculous it all is.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 09:18 AM (bWsRe)

287 AUSTIN back in ICU.

I thought you were talking about the city in Texas and got my hopes up.

Posted by: MAC V SOG at February 12, 2024 09:18 AM (P4Pk9)

288 You people sound like 1950s town elders, railing against the evils of rock and roll

and all this 'I hate football' stuff is starting to sound like virtue signaling

the image that comes to mind is a bunch of cranky grandmothers on the front porch, tut-tutting about everything under the sun

Posted by: sentinel at February 12, 2024 09:18 AM (jTVK0)

289
oh he was being a crybaby little bitch, just pointing out that shit like that happens and even the great Bill gets yelled at by his players.
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:16 AM (CIS44)



It's inevitable when the player's salary and estimated team worth significantly outweighs the coach's 'value.' However, this is one of the only times I've ever seen a player physical assault their coach on the sidelines during a game.

Heated arguments, sure. Gut-punching and arm grabbing, not so much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 12, 2024 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

290
It makes no sense to me. Given the woke intersectionality intersection is a 40-car pileup, a whiter than white, attractive, thin, heterosexual female doesn't do a thing to fire up the base of freaks, geeks and racialists. Or am I missing something?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM


She did slam a beer down which was captured on camera and broadcast on the Jumbo-tron. It seemed pretty much scripted. But I don't know that alcohol abuse is a big platform for the leftists.

It just seemed like something is that area of Bud Light, Kathy Griffin sort of - why even go there?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2024 09:19 AM (nIvob)

291 275 Considering 2020, and considering football is now "Rollerball," the prospect of a rigged game shouldn't be dismissed out of hand.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:15 AM (x0n13)

I wish. Motorcycles and On-Field Killings might make the NFL interesting again.

Where's our Jonathan E to bring the whole corrupt system down?

Posted by: XTC at February 12, 2024 09:19 AM (sm6Pk)

292 I see one of Bidens Lawyers went on one of the talking head shows and claimed he was with Biden during the testimony and he was lucid and engaging and basically said none of the stuff Hur said he did.. I think that calls for the release of the interview tapes
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (Akjoo)
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Tapes? LOL.

The FBI doesn't make tapes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 09:19 AM (yjAVs)

293
"Baseball managers have entered the chat"
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:13 AM (CIS44)


"The pitch had a spin rate of 150 rpm and he hit it at a launch angle of 34.22 degrees with an exit velocity of 104.113 mph, sending it 374.15 feet!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2024 09:19 AM (MoZTd)

294 >>That was when Maddow gave us her all-purpose refutation of claims that Biden is not competent to be president: “He rides a bike.” Yes, she really said that. Is she suffering from memory issues of her own? Has she forgotten the most famous incident involving Old Joe and a bicycle? . .


MSNBC is *literally* the DNC news channel.
This was revealed w/th DNC email server hack in 2016. DWS, then head of the DNC, micro-managed MSNBC programming. They will interact with the hosts while the show is on air - Jarrett sending questions to ask a GOP guest, DWS demanding they remove a guest RIGHT NOW, giving Dr. Nancy Snyderman her own weekday 1-hr show discussing healthcare that runs from the beginning of the Obamacare legislation push through it's enactment (then - poof! - it's gone).

To see it as independent or as a "news" channel is naive.

Posted by: The Painted Bird at February 12, 2024 09:19 AM (RXyKO)

295 279 Going back is weakness and we cannot suffer the weak.

I'm not exactly General Ripper or anything, I'm not a badass operator, but we lose all the time because we constantly go back into the arms of what they control, instead of destroying it so thoroughly that there's no skin suit left for them to wear.
Posted by: XTC at February 12, 2024 09:17 AM (sm6Pk)

It's why Trump forgiving AB Bud Lite is a huge mistake. Yeah, I get it. The innocent employees will suffer. But this is indeed war. It's too bad about that but maybe if they stormed the head office and demanded they did not intentionally sabotage their livelihoods, things might be different.

No more excuses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:20 AM (x0n13)

296 Propaganda Wars Begin: Illegal Immigration Will Boost US GDP By $7 Trillion

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

297 I see one of Bidens Lawyers went on one of the talking head shows and claimed he was with Biden during the testimony and he was lucid and engaging and basically said none of the stuff Hur said he did.. I think that calls for the release of the interview tapes

I think it is hilarious that they expect a party notable primarily on its entire maintenance and expression of power to be based on a foundation of audacious lies and fraud, one that takes sadistic pride in perpetually gas-lighting American citizens, now expects us to believe their lies over what we all (and the world) can plainly see.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2024 09:20 AM (kkcWX)

298 "The pitch had a spin rate of 150 rpm and he hit it at a launch angle of 34.22 degrees with an exit velocity of 104.113 mph, sending it 374.15 feet!!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at F

NERDS!

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:20 AM (CIS44)

299 OK- photoshop at top is good for a laugh

Posted by: Don Black at February 12, 2024 09:20 AM (geLO8)

300 A number of those social media conspiracy theories regarding Swift claim she's an agent for Soros. Something about his son and her maybe. Not that they dated but there's some sort of connection.

Like I said; some of those theories put us to shame here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 09:20 AM (Q4IgG)

301 So Maddow's entire defense of Biden is that he rides a bike.

Something so easy it became a metaphor for things that are ridiculously easy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 12, 2024 09:21 AM (KbCG3)

302 Steve Cohen
@RepCohen

Very very few stood at Super Bowl for “Lift Every Voice and Sing”.
The Negro National Anthem.
Not a pretty picture of Super Bowl crowd.,
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2024 08:56 AM (NpAcC)


Someone should tell him to suggest that the "negros" go get themselves a country and then they can mandate it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 09:21 AM (GYIa4)

303 Oh, don't misunderstand. I suspect the open corruption and speeding up ethical and literal collapse of the U.S. bodes well for the return of Christ. Hope indeed.
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An interesting theological theory: Jesus Christ can be manipulated by Americans to rescue Christians and Jews early based on how evil we let ourselves and neighbors become.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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I don't know exactly how to articulate it, but I know without a doubt that Our Betters in D.C. and around the world are worshipping black gods. You get a glimpse of it occasionally in the art hanging above their tables or in the performances at the WEF.

I really do think they're trying to summon something or trigger an event, and it's part of why the year 2030 is so important to them. Them pressing the scale down so hard has to influence the other good event, too. Or maybe that's the event they're aiming for since they think they'll have some power at that party on the side of the bad guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:21 AM (WF0+t)

304 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

La Bomba?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (ibTVg)


Cinco de Mayo Marza
Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (5fDan)

***

Low Rider by WAR

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (ZV+pB)

305 I have a friend who said the following

Watching sports: ghey
Listening to sports talk radio: gheyer
Calling in to sports talk radio: gheyest of them all

I always crack up at that

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (bWsRe)

306 Once you step back and watch it from a distance you understand how ridiculous it all is.
Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 09:18 AM (bWsRe)

Troof. I watched nearly every Broncos game for more than 20 years. When they called me a dirty honky slave master, I had to reluctantly #WalkAway.

I missed the shit for maybe a month, and then I was like "why was this so important to me? This isn't important at all."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (0FoWg)

307 I was an NFL fan until I watched the Saints get the Superbowl because the NFL wanted their "feel good story" post Katrrina. Yeah, I was a huge Vikings fan.

I'd always followed baseball but really got into baseball after I gave up on the NFL. I enjoyed baseball until Rob Manfred came along and baseball went woke.

At that point I realized there wasn't much left in the way of sports entertainment left. I gave up and looked for other things to do, such as woodworking and the shooting sports.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (tT6L1)

308 Hiroo Onoda, who refused to believe that World War II was over and held out for nearly third years

Thirty

Posted by: mindful webworker - pick-a-nitty at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (t6ArN)

309 Fighting hidden resort fees, overdraft charges...Joe truly feels the critical needs of the people, and his role in helping.

Joe Biden on Sunday called on snack companies to stop shrinkflation, which is when businesses cut product sizes but keep prices the same, describing the practice as "a rip-off."

It's not just snack companies. I see it in products of every description,but especially food items.

Isn't the actual product a fairly minor part of the costs? I would like to know what the actual profit increase is vs the savings.

He can call on them all he wants but they are still going to keep on doing it because the companies are owned by the wealthy who don't give a damn about anyone except themselves.

A tax on excess profits might stop this crap. Biden should know that shame never works in the corporate world. Gotta hit them where it hurts.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (JCZqz)

310 296 Propaganda Wars Begin: Illegal Immigration Will Boost US GDP By $7 Trillion
Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

And the welfare rolls by 8 trillion

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (Akjoo)

311 I just heard someone make a trenchant observation: when you see the media make the case for insane shit like UBI, or that working out is white supremacy, or that polyamory is great, it's in no small part because these people are losers - poorly paid drones of the technocrat establishment living in cramped NYC people-cubbies, who are fat and ugly and unable to form fulfilling relationships, and they want to make you be JUST LIKE THEM, so they won't feel so utterly inadequate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 09:18 AM (0FoWg)
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Misery loves company. This is one of the reasons you should be very, very careful about who you ask for advice and whose advice you accept. Does the person actually have your best interests in mind? If he or she does, then their advice might not be correct but it will be at least honest. If he or she does not, the advice will always be dishonest and therefore incorrect.

This is worse for women than for men in my observation. Women seem to love giving each other terrible advice, though. Helps keep the queen bees and their favored drones in position, I expect. Neither sex is immune, though. Deliberately bad advice is everywhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (yjAVs)

312 Propaganda Wars Begin: Illegal Immigration Will Boost US GDP By $7 Trillion

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Ah, so we'll have to print $7T to cover the cost of illegals.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:23 AM (WF0+t)

313 >>Diablo Cody?
Who in the hell names their kid “Devil?”


Or Lady Gaga?

Thought she had already come and gone - has someone been stupid enough to hire her to direct another stupid movie?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2024 09:23 AM (RXyKO)

314 Jill Biden Can Spare Us the Fake Outrage Over the Damning Special Counsel Report

Hey, DR Mrs homewrecker Jill: You know what's outrageous?
Fishnet stockings on a grandmother.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 12, 2024 09:23 AM (Rbu5d)

315
Watching sports: ghey
Listening to sports talk radio: gheyer
Calling in to sports talk radio: gheyest of them all


There are further depths to be plumbed: podcasting about sports.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2024 09:23 AM (MoZTd)

316 In the Before Times, a defensive starter on the sideline would have immediately tackled or pushed Kelce away then cold-cocked him. After the game the head coach would announce the team is fining Kelce the maximum allowable per the NFL-Players Union contract. Retribution would really come during training camp, from players and coaches.

Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 09:23 AM (5fDan)

317 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

La Bomba?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (ibTVg)


Cinco de Mayo Marza
Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (5fDan)

***

Low Rider by WAR
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report a

The Macarena

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:24 AM (CIS44)

318 The Democrats are struggling on HOW to ditch *biden and/or Harris, not IF they should.

Dumping one of them is probably doable without having to explain a whole lot to the unwashed masses. They'll accept it.

Ditching both? That'd be a bit harder to explain. But... new rulez and all that would probably be the answer. Still, they've got a problem and apparently there's no consensus on what to do... yet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 12, 2024 08:58 AM (Q4IgG)


They'll put out a tiktok of some group of dancing teachers explaining that Biden/Harris were never P/VP and only racists say they were.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 09:24 AM (GYIa4)

319
But then again the entire thing is absurd. It's illiterate brain concussed men throwing a ball around for 3 hours. Why it's such a big deal I will never understand.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 09:15 AM


I've read that there is only 7 minutes of actual 'play' in the 3 hour game. Convenient if you really only want to drink beer and eat pretzels and chips.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 12, 2024 09:24 AM (nIvob)

320 Misery loves company. This is one of the reasons you should be very, very careful about who you ask for advice and whose advice you accept.

--

One of the funnier things I've seen recently was a guy telling a girl "Car guys hang out with car guys. Gamers hang out with gamers. Basketball players hang out with basketball players. Skateboarders hang out with skateboarders. And you're telling me all your friends are hoes?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:25 AM (WF0+t)

321 ... I missed the shit for maybe a month, and then I was like "why was this so important to me? This isn't important at all."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (0FoWg)
++++
Similar here. Walking away from Football left a weekly void in my schedule. Once I got used to that, I didn't have the "I don't understand why I cared so much" reaction because I really did enjoy being a fan, but I *did* have a similar reaction.

My reaction was, "Looking back on it, this was an enormous commitment of time that, while enjoyable, was clearly not worth it in retrospect and the opportunity costs of all that time were enormous."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 09:25 AM (yjAVs)

322 Or Lady Gaga?

Thought she had already come and gone - has someone been stupid enough to hire her to direct another stupid movie?
Posted by: Lizzy

Shes Harley in Joker 2

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:25 AM (CIS44)

323 I'm not exactly General Ripper or anything, I'm not a badass operator, but we lose all the time because we constantly go back into the arms of what they control, instead of destroying it so thoroughly that there's no skin suit left for them to wear.

The left wants to make it so you can't escape their propaganda.

Twenty years ago the NFL was politics free. If you didn't want to hear the latest in Democrat/leftist theology you could just watch a game.

But the left doesn't want you to be able to do that...so they took over the NFL made it female, made it gay, and it made it lame.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:25 AM (ibTVg)

324 Someone should tell him to suggest that the "negros" go get themselves a country and then they can mandate it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 09:21 AM (GYIa4)

***

*cough* Liberia *cough*

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 12, 2024 09:26 AM (ZV+pB)

325 Women seem to love giving each other terrible advice, though. Helps keep the queen bees and their favored drones in position, I expect. Neither sex is immune, though. Deliberately bad advice is everywhere.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (yjAVs)

*mentally reviews past Horde advice on relationships, first aid, home repairs, etc. etc. etc.*

This is true.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2024 09:26 AM (4I/2K)

326 Jill Biden put out a statement over the weekend ..

“I hope you can imagine how it felt to read that attack — not just as Joe’s wife, but as Beau’s mother,” Jill Biden said.

... except Jill isn't Beau's mother

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 09:27 AM (RHGPo)

327 Re Swift:

"Her career seemed to be more or less over five years ago, yet within the last couple of months she's become bigger than the Beatles, Elvis and Slim Whitman combined in the blink of an eye."

2013 tour: $150,000,000 gross

2015 tour: $250,000,000 gross

2018 tour: $345,000,000 gross

2023 tour: $1,000,000,000 gross

She's gone from strength to strength.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 12, 2024 09:27 AM (rJ48h)

328 Considering 2020, and considering football is now "Rollerball," the prospect of a rigged game shouldn't be dismissed out of hand.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

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I watched two blatant no-calls at crucial moments in games for Alabama this last season, one when the kicker was tackled and the other when he was run into. Both were game changing plays. I have no doubt it was intentional because other teams deserve to win.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:27 AM (WF0+t)

329 I missed the shit for maybe a month, and then I was like "why was this so important to me? This isn't important at all."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (0FoWg)

It's propaganda. If you're not into foozball you're not a real man. Or at least that's what we were told 50s-2000s. The NFL basically forced everyone into being a fan, otherwise you weren't part of the cool kid club.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 09:27 AM (bWsRe)

330 307 I'd always followed baseball but really got into baseball after I gave up on the NFL. I enjoyed baseball until Rob Manfred came along and baseball went woke.

At that point I realized there wasn't much left in the way of sports entertainment left. I gave up and looked for other things to do, such as woodworking and the shooting sports.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (tT6L1)

The only chance baseball has is to completely let the Japanese players take over the league.

They probably wouldn't give a shit about wokeness.

Posted by: XTC at February 12, 2024 09:28 AM (sm6Pk)

331 A tax on excess profits might stop this crap. Biden should know that shame never works in the corporate world. Gotta hit them where it hurts.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 12, 2024 09:22 AM (JCZqz)
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I see DU has their economic talking points down. Never mind they're completely divorced from reality.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 09:28 AM (tT6L1)

332 How long before we get the Hispanic National Anthem?

La Bomba?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:07 AM (ibTVg)

Cinco de Mayo Marza
Posted by: Gref at February 12, 2024 09:11 AM (5fDan)
***
Low Rider by WAR
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report a

The Macarena
Posted by: BruceWayne

Oye Cómo Va: The song has been praised by critics and inducted into the Latin Grammy Hall of Fame in 2001 and the Grammy Hall of Fame in 2002. Due to its multinational origins—Cuban, Puerto Rican and American—and its many versions by artists from all over the world, "Oye cómo va" has come to represent "the interconnectedness, hybridity and transnationality" of Latin music in the United States.[3]

Posted by: Intercepted Wikipedia Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 12, 2024 09:28 AM (JCZqz)

333 Hey, DR Mrs homewrecker Jill: You know what's outrageous?
Fishnet stockings on a grandmother.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 12, 2024 09:23 AM (Rbu5d)

Uhhuh. This gone be serious.

Posted by: Morris Day at February 12, 2024 09:28 AM (4I/2K)

334 >> it's in no small part because these people are losers - poorly paid drones of the technocrat establishment living in cramped NYC people-cubbies, who are fat and ugly and unable to form fulfilling relationships, and they want to make you be JUST LIKE THEM, so they won't feel so utterly inadequate.


They are primarily the privileged offspring of the wealthy living in big cities, with jobs thanks to insider connections, with ample money and no values. Think Taylor Lorenz. They haaaaate people who work hard and live right - it's so square and boring, you guys! Must corrupt everyone they can because they don't want to live in comparison to people with healthy, happy lifestyles and relationships.

Perfect example was Sarah Palin (before she went way offtrack). Here was a woman who defied everything feminism taught young women, and she was a beautiful, happy, self-made woman with a husband and kids who loved her as much as she loved them. MSM was like vampires retracting and screeching from the cross.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2024 09:29 AM (RXyKO)

335 A tax on excess profits might stop this crap. Biden should know that shame never works in the corporate world. Gotta hit them where it hurts.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions br

What is an "excess profit"?

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:29 AM (CIS44)

336
Shes Harley in Joker 2


In feminist America Harley Quinn went from some bit character in the comic books to a major fictional character academia and and the media care about.

Note the character is a stronk womyn who is very, very bi-sexual but she is also absolutely bat shit insane. I guess she really does present as a logical hero for modern feminists...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:29 AM (ibTVg)

337 315 There are further depths to be plumbed: podcasting about sports.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2024 09:23 AM (MoZTd)

Which is actually podcasting about gambling.

Posted by: XTC at February 12, 2024 09:29 AM (sm6Pk)

338 How do you solve the kamala problem? Easy!
Keep Biden at the top of the ticket
Cheat up a win for biden/harris

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2024 09:29 AM (cRrcX)

339 Swift is an op.

She just happens to be dating THE asshole who sold out to pharma. She's got the biggest following of middle age twats and tweens and he's in the Superbowl.

She downing shots in the VIP box with a guest who is throwing up devil signs.

FFS, it's not even in question.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 12, 2024 09:29 AM (JeYYB)

340 Twenty years ago the NFL was politics free. If you didn't want to hear the latest in Democrat/leftist theology you could just watch a game.

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I'm old enough to remember when you'd see John 3:16 in the end zone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:30 AM (WF0+t)

341 The problem with science is federal funding. It drives out good research.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 12, 2024 09:30 AM (Gse2f)

342 After the swearing in, Joe steps down
Kamala becomes prezzy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 12, 2024 09:30 AM (cRrcX)

343 Someone should tell him to suggest that the "negros" go get themselves a country and then they can mandate it.

They have many. Latins have many. Caribbeans have many. (I could go on). But they seem to like it here.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2024 09:30 AM (XCbjz)

344 Someone above mentioned Lady Gaga... She will be 38... Swift is 34 and running around like a teeny bopper...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 09:31 AM (Akjoo)

345 327 She's gone from strength to strength.
Posted by: mr tmz at February 12, 2024 09:27 AM (rJ48h)


Why I said "seemed." I'm no pop aficionado but the fact that her face is now instantly everywhere starting a month or so ago is not a freak thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:31 AM (x0n13)

346 In feminist America Harley Quinn went from some bit character in the comic books to a major fictional character academia and and the media care about.

Note the character is a stronk womyn who is very, very bi-sexual but she is also absolutely bat shit insane. I guess she really does present as a logical hero for modern feminists...
Posted by: 18-1 a

Her and Joker's "love story" is also a commentary on abusive relationships and The Joker never loved Harley she was a tool in attacking and trying to get Batman to break his code. Yet retards have decided to look at thier relationship as #relatiosnhipgoals.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 12, 2024 09:31 AM (CIS44)

347 Women seem to love giving each other terrible advice, though. Helps keep the queen bees and their favored drones in position, I expect. Neither sex is immune, though. Deliberately bad advice is everywhere.

Men are usually more direct in opposition. And anyway if you push too hard through "bad advice" or backstabbing or similiar as a guy the other man will show up and punch you in the face.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:32 AM (ibTVg)

348 Someone above mentioned Lady Gaga... She will be 38... Swift is 34 and running around like a teeny bopper...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 09:31 AM (Akjoo)
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Peter Pan syndrome seems to have really caught on with women.

But, then again, women have been lied to about biological reality for the last 30 years or so, which makes it understandable.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 09:32 AM (tT6L1)

349 I don't take issue with anyone who still watches the NFL ( I haven't watched in about 5-6 years), however, I can't understand how you stomach all the commercials and the bullshit about Taylor Swift.

I'm assuming lots of adult males watch football, how do you stomach the NFL pushing itself as the new People magazine?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 12, 2024 09:32 AM (JeYYB)

350 Perfect example was Sarah Palin (before she went way offtrack).

OT: do you suppose she took the deal that Kari Lake turned down? She just kind of disappeared after almost dragging McCain to victory.

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2024 09:33 AM (XCbjz)

351 >>“I hope you can imagine how it felt to read that attack — not just as Joe’s wife, but as Beau’s mother,” Jill Biden said.

... except Jill isn't Beau's mother
- - - -
OH, the Sainted BEAU!
Must we always partake in their over-the-top public mourning of the loss of Sainted BEAU!! He was truly the best of all of us - ever, in the history of America, maybe the world.

*spoiler alert* Beau and Hunter haaaated Jill, that much is revealed in "Laptop from Hell." They were being cared for by Biden's sister, then Jill showed up and gone was the caring mother figure, replaced by this tart.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2024 09:34 AM (RXyKO)

352 Swift is 34 and running around like a teeny bopper...
Posted by: It's me donna

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It's perspective.

To her 30-40 year old fans who have been raised on Girl Boss is Stronk and Independent and Ain't Need No Man she's living her best life.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:34 AM (WF0+t)

353 ABC News Poll: Almost 90% Believe Biden Isn't Fit To Serve

Meanwhile, he’s complaining about the size of ice cream packaging

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 09:34 AM (RHGPo)

354
But, then again, women have been lied to about biological reality for the last 30 years or so, which makes it understandable.


On the Whatever podcast at one point the host mentioned in passing that women's fertility generally starts declining around 28 and none of the female guests would believe him. They instead started talking about some celebrity that had a kid in her 40s instead...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:34 AM (ibTVg)

355 Mr Cavalier looks to be someone who lives above his station.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 09:35 AM (tT6L1)

356 --------------

Peter Pan syndrome seems to have really caught on with women.

But, then again, women have been lied to about biological reality for the last 30 years or so, which makes it understandable.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 09:32 AM (tT6L1)



I, like, seriously have no clue, like, what you're talking about here. Like, totally.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at February 12, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

357 From what I've read about the Putin-Carlson interview, there appeared to be no knock out of the park clips.

The fake interview transcript did a better job of that.

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 09:35 AM (RHGPo)

358 Great, I commented on art in this thread.

Brilliant.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 12, 2024 09:35 AM (tT6L1)

359
Prediction: Taylor Strumpet will be Jill Biden 30 years from now. With redder lipstick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:36 AM (x0n13)

360 347 Men are usually more direct in opposition. And anyway if you push too hard through "bad advice" or backstabbing or similiar as a guy the other man will show up and punch you in the face.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:32 AM (ibTVg)

Or shoot you.

Posted by: XTC at February 12, 2024 09:36 AM (sm6Pk)

361 A bear at a circus rides a bicycle.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 12, 2024 09:37 AM (oYBmZ)

362 >>OT: do you suppose she took the deal that Kari Lake turned down? She just kind of disappeared after almost dragging McCain to victory.


I wonder. The problem was that the MSM/DNC went after all her financial stability with the endless lawsuits, then offered her those reality shows. Not like the GOP was going to take her in and give her some paid position to help her ride out the storm. Seemed like she thought she could own her notoriety, but it was such a corrupting force. Who knows what all went down - the whole thing was sad.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2024 09:37 AM (RXyKO)

363 Someone above mentioned Lady Gaga... She will be 38... Swift is 34 and running around like a teeny bopper...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 12, 2024 09:31 AM (Akjoo)

If only they would Red Pill, they could join the ettes and be 29 forever.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2024 09:37 AM (OIFPS)

364 354 On the Whatever podcast at one point the host mentioned in passing that women's fertility generally starts declining around 28 and none of the female guests would believe him. They instead started talking about some celebrity that had a kid in her 40s instead...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2024 09:34 AM (ibTVg)

While I've personally known more than one woman who gave birth in her late 30s, it was a massive struggle for them, and they all suffered through miscarriages before it finally worked for them.

Posted by: XTC at February 12, 2024 09:39 AM (sm6Pk)

365 340 I'm old enough to remember when you'd see John 3:16 in the end zone.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:30 AM (WF0+t)

Today, it means someone is looking for a tranny hooker in the john at 3:16PM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 12, 2024 09:39 AM (x0n13)

366 >>She downing shots in the VIP box with a guest who is throwing up devil signs.


Wait -- what? Who was doing that?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2024 09:40 AM (RXyKO)

367 While I've personally known more than one woman who gave birth in her late 30s, it was a massive struggle for them, and they all suffered through miscarriages before it finally worked for them.
Posted by: XTC

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Yep. And they'll often find that the child has some physical or mental problem shortly after birth or a bit down the road.

It's almost like we don't need to re-discover every single thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 09:41 AM (WF0+t)

368 324 Someone should tell him to suggest that the "negros" go get themselves a country and then they can mandate it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 12, 2024 09:21 AM (GYIa4)

***

*cough* Liberia *cough*
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Well the Xhosa and Indians have South Africa now. The Zulus can't stand them and the native Bushmen have no say in how things operate. The favorite sport for the Xhosa is raping the Bushmen's women. To their diversity credit, the Xhosa will rape pretty much anyone.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 12, 2024 09:41 AM (Hpgos)

369 Wait -- what? Who was doing that?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2024 09:40 AM (RXyKO)

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In the clips I've seen Taylor is guzzling a drink with a friend. Behind her in the box is some creepy female throwing the devil signs with both hands and then bringing the cross around her neck (upside down...can't tell) to the top of her neck.

It's all weird.

Plus, Taylor is known for creepy shit in her tour shows.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 12, 2024 09:43 AM (JeYYB)

370 Nick Lopez thinks his experience with dementia is the only one.

My dad also died of Alzheimer's. Early (which lasted for 10 years) dementia involved forgetting things, skipping over stuff he couldn't remember, and messing up things he'd done for his entire life. (Ex: putting straight gas into a 2-cycle engine.)

And "crying"?? No. Anger? YES. Irrational anger? Completely.

It's a loss of control of emotions, not a specific emotion. It doesn't even have to be connected to your personality. I have people who tell me their sweet mother became and angry and spiteful person when dementia took hold.

Nick is just wrong. The senile fake president isn't faking the senility. Just the presidency.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 12, 2024 09:44 AM (N1tpc)

371 Or Lady Gaga?

Thought she had already come and gone - has someone been stupid enough to hire her to direct another stupid movie?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 12, 2024 09:23 AM (RXyKO)

You mean Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 12, 2024 09:46 AM (iODuv)

372 I saw the Super Bowl last night because my wife’s friends always throw a party to watch the game, and she always goes to socialize with her friends.

We got home to watch the fourth quarter and overtime. I told my wife then that this game was scripted. It was like watching a bad detective show, where you always know what happens next.

Posted by: Advo at February 12, 2024 09:47 AM (VHN21)

373 Women have been lying about their age a lot longer than 30 years.

Posted by: vic at February 12, 2024 10:02 AM (A5THL)

374 nood

Posted by: vic at February 12, 2024 10:10 AM (A5THL)

375 oops, wrong thread

Posted by: vic at February 12, 2024 10:16 AM (A5THL)

376 None of these old school coaches would be tolerated by the players today. If you are not a players coach, you will be gotten rid of.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 12, 2024 10:22 AM (7La82)

377 Early 2023, Graham Spanier, former Penn State President, returned to Penn State's main campus to promote his memoir, "“In the Lion’s Den: The Penn State Scandal and a Rush to Judgment.” Reportedly, (Trib Live, 01/23) it covered falsehoods spun by former FBI Director Louis Freeh, who investigated the case, and others, in a “criminal justice system run amok, political vindictiveness and retribution, moral panic and the influence of a twisted media narrative.” Yes, the very same Louie who gave $100,000 to a trust for two of President Biden’s grandchildren as he sought to pursue “some very good and profitable matters” with him (NY Post, 05/21).

Penn State was a powerhouse; Biden's Oct 2010 visit stressed it's importance. Early 2011, the child abuse scandal leaked, and the grand jury report released in Nov.

In '05, Professor Mann went from UVA to Penn State as associate professor in the department of meteorology & rose thru the ranks to Distinguished Professor. The Climategate controversy, involving several academic, also broke Nov. 2011.

Mann is now Presidential Distinguished Professor in the Department of Earth & Environmental Science at the University of Pennsylvania.

Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 12, 2024 10:26 AM (GshMh)

378
For about 30 years, Gigante feigned insanity in an effort to throw law enforcement off his trail. Dubbed "The Oddfather" and "The Enigma in the Bathrobe" by the media, Gigante often wandered the streets of Greenwich Village in his bathrobe and slippers, mumbling incoherently to himself. (Wikipedia)

Nah, I think they want us to believe FJB is using a type of bathrobe defense as he's giving all our stuff away in the name decency.

Posted by: L - And now the King of BS can't remember last evening so let it go at February 12, 2024 10:31 AM (GshMh)

379 JJ

I wouldn't describe Wesley Bell as "more of a leftwing whore" than Cori Bush.

However, Bell is certainly competitive! He's a Soros prosecutor, with all that that entails. He has corruption issues of his own, too. See Wiki for details, if interested.

Posted by: mnw at February 12, 2024 12:50 PM (NLIak)

380 So, is Robert Hur a duplicitous scumbag...

He decided to speak for "the jury", rather than trusting a jury to speak for itself. He made what is effectively a royal edict as to what the outcome of this case must be.

Oh, there are arguments about 'prosecutorial discretion' for not bringing this or that case before a court (even courts which are in their pockets), but this is not a low-level-smash-and-grab judicial undertaking. This is a massive failure of national intelligence at the absolutely highest level of government.

And Hur doesn't think it's worth his time.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 12, 2024 01:25 PM (TOe+Q)

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