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The Sorrows of Duncanthrax Cafe

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Penguins chasing a butterfly.

Easter's coming.

Cute arctic fox.

Pouncing, non-feline division.

So happy.

Someone got the audio from the 7-Eleven down the street from me.

I've heard this argument from the couple next door.

Healing a puppy with malformed front legs.

One dog doesn't know how to use the stairs, so another dog comes down to show him the way.

Chubby little guy doesn't want to get weighed.





Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2024 07:20 PM (pV3nx)

2 How do you like me now?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2024 07:21 PM (pV3nx)

3 Going for the trifecta!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2024 07:21 PM (pV3nx)

4
*door creaks open*

Good evening.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2024 07:22 PM (MoZTd)

5 Hmm must be a busted link..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2024 07:22 PM (pV3nx)

6 >>>Penguins chasing a butterfly bird.

Alternate caption: Bird taunting penguins because they are flightless.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2024 07:24 PM (klJTj)

7 Others called


Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 12, 2024 07:24 PM (pV3nx)

8
Gumby and I have the place to ourselves.

*lies down on sofa*
*puts muddy shoes on armrest*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2024 07:24 PM (MoZTd)

9 Look at those retarded penguins chase the butterfly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 07:25 PM (R4t5M)

10 "Alternate caption: Bird taunting penguins because they are flightless."

Should ha' called it "Flirting with death"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 12, 2024 07:27 PM (ou9hh)

11 >>>Penguins chasing a butterfly bird.

From the way it's flitting about, I think that is a bat. Further, I suspect that Ace thinks so too.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 12, 2024 07:28 PM (sNc8Y)

12 Spanish parrot

Posted by: Jamaica at February 12, 2024 07:28 PM (IG7T0)

13 The nests themselves are never fouled, the excreta being squirted clear of them for a distance of a foot or more, so that each nest has the appearance of a flower with bright green petals radiating from its centre. Even when the chicks have come and are being sat upon by the parents, this still holds good, because they lie with their heads under the old bird's belly and their hindquarters just presenting themselves, so that they may add their little decorative offerings, petal by petal.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at February 12, 2024 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

14 That bird is trying to bait the cat to pounce and fall to his death.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 07:30 PM (MNhXM)

15 >>>Someone got the audio from the 7-Eleven down the street from me.

One of the video replies to that one is pretty funny.
https://is.gd/DZQkZ0

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 12, 2024 07:31 PM (klJTj)

16 Whew, fox can pounce!

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 12, 2024 07:32 PM (ftFVW)

17 People often ask "What does a penguin hen weigh?" The answer is, "That's a really stupid question".

Posted by: Penguin Facts at February 12, 2024 07:35 PM (vFG9F)

18 The penguin coming in for a hug was cute.

Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2024 07:36 PM (oaGWv)

19 Look at those retarded penguins chase the butterfly.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


We do realize they're trying to eat it, yes?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2024 07:36 PM (IG4Id)

20 The surfing with dolphins video is a beauty. Love that one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2024 07:37 PM (pvp5h)

21 Awwww! Cute penguins!
Where's the sea otters?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2024 07:39 PM (acik9)

22 I forgot that John Sexton works for the incredibly unseemly HotAir.com, so I accidentally followed the sidebar link to that house of ill-repute.

These wretched cunts had the G-d damned temerity to start attaching this pathetic bleg on their basement-tier screeds:

"For decades, the liberal media has attacked conservatives and provided cover for Democrats... Now they have big-tech helping them censor conservative media.

HotAir needs your direct support to stay in the fight."

Of all the inside-out, upside down house of cards bullshit artistry out there, this is a particularly rich formulation.

Salem Media has enough money to subsidize their money-toilet liberal media organs that provide cover for Democrats, as they have proven over and over again. It takes balls to ask human beings to chip in cash for Ed Fuckin' Morrissey, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 07:40 PM (0FoWg)

23 I romeo and juliet a tragedy or a comedy?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 07:44 PM (ENQN6)

24 is not I

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 07:44 PM (ENQN6)

25 Good evening everyone from Biden County again

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 07:44 PM (1IpxU)

26
San Diego is a great place to learn about and experience marine life.

Lots of Marines there. Sailors, too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2024 07:45 PM (63Dwl)

27 17 People often ask "What does a penguin hen weigh?" The answer is, "That's a really stupid question".
Posted by: Penguin Facts at February 12, 2024 07:35 PM (vFG9F)

18 The penguin coming in for a hug was cute.
Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2024 07:36 PM (oaGWv)

Eskimos and penguins score almost identical in English IQ test.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 07:45 PM (ENQN6)

28 Dartmouth basketball players filed request to be part of the Service union claiming they are employees. The Labor board is going to make a ruling shortly.

I would immediately discontinue the men’s basketball program.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 07:45 PM (MNhXM)

29 That drone stuff with the surfers are all kinds of awesome. I wonder if it is one of those drones that you can program to only track you.
Very enjoyable thread!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 12, 2024 07:45 PM (MeG8a)

30 is not I
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 07:44 PM (ENQN6)

Me, neither.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 07:45 PM (tkR6S)

31 It's a tragedy if you're a sixteen year old girl
(me, ca. Zefferelli's version) and a comedy if
you're old- stupid kids.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at February 12, 2024 07:46 PM (jN2/U)

32 Is Claudius

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2024 07:46 PM (63Dwl)

33 I would immediately discontinue the men’s basketball program.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 07:45 PM (MNhXM)

After they clean the fucking gym.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 07:46 PM (ENQN6)

34 30 is not I
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 07:44 PM (ENQN6)

Me, neither.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Sam I am

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2024 07:47 PM (tQW7H)

35 Evenin'

(Sips beer)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 07:47 PM (sAmhv)

36 I mean... seriously... if your business is so frivolous and poorly managed that it pays Ed Morrissey actual, negotiable currency notes for whatever it is he purportedly "does," how dare you ask for donations?

Fire his doughy butt and free up some cash, you puerile cucklings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 07:48 PM (0FoWg)

37 31 It's a tragedy if you're a sixteen year old girl
(me, ca. Zefferelli's version) and a comedy if
you're old- stupid kids.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at February 12, 2024 07:46 PM (jN2/U)

So this Juliet bird is say maybe 14

Posted by: Groomer trying out for Romeo at February 12, 2024 07:48 PM (ENQN6)

38 -_-

Michigan v. Deez Nutz.

https://www.youtube.com/live/SKy8EzJAj4g?si=4daxZWm4yn_HQZm3

Honestly...I got nuthin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2024 07:48 PM (Wnv9h)

39 >San Diego is a great place to learn about and experience marine life.


is this a Village People lyric

Posted by: Don Black at February 12, 2024 07:49 PM (geLO8)

40 Penguins can be very romantic. Here's a description of some typical behavior:

"He would pick up a stone and lay it in front of her if she were sitting in her "scoop". She might take to him kindly, or, as often happened, peck him furiously. To this he would submit tamely, hunching up his feathers and shutting his eyes while she pecked him cruelly. Generally after a little of this she would become appeased. He would rise to his feet, and in the prettiest manner edge up to her, gracefully arch his neck, and with soft guttural sounds pacify her and make love to her."

Posted by: Penguin Facts at February 12, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

41 also, top pic: is that mountain one of the volcanoes?

Posted by: Don Black at February 12, 2024 07:49 PM (geLO8)

42 The place I learned about marine life the most is Monterey Bay Ca. We got out in kayaks way offshore and you can just look over the side into the crystalline waters and you never saw a place so teeming with life. We even saw a sunfish.
And of course, otters.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 12, 2024 07:50 PM (MeG8a)

43 He would rise to his feet, and in the prettiest manner edge up to her, gracefully arch his neck, and with soft guttural sounds pacify her and make love to her."
Posted by: Penguin Facts at February 12, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

25 bucks same a downtown

Posted by: Groomer trying out for Romeo at February 12, 2024 07:50 PM (ENQN6)

44 "Dartmouth basketball players filed request to be part of the Service union claiming they are employees. The Labor board is going to make a ruling shortly."

First: I thought it was against the rules to pay college basketball players for their services, which makes them "not employees"
2) I thought any compensation to basketball players was in the form of grants and/or scholarships that went directly to their student accounts.
III. LOL

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 12, 2024 07:51 PM (ou9hh)

45 >Penguins can be very romantic. Here's a description of some typical behavior:

"He would pick up a stone and lay it in front of her if she were sitting in her "scoop". She might take to him kindly
---


oh sure- when penguins do it, it's romantic. You shoulda seen the looks I got when I tried it

Posted by: Don Black at February 12, 2024 07:52 PM (geLO8)

46 Posted by: Penguin Facts at February 12, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

"Here's a rock. Assume the position."

This sounds awfully familiar to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 07:52 PM (0FoWg)

47 Not to be too political at the Café but I began watching a new season of a Brit TV series, Landscape Artist of the Year [it might be on the Smithsonian Channel in the U.S. -- it's on ours here] and there's a related Portrait Artist of the Year show too.

Eight artists compete to paint a landscape at a famous British site in just 4 hours. The artists are screened by providing a personal submission of a work of their own choosing. Despite the fact that the artists chosen for each episode are named along with their submissions to the show's three judges, and the judges see the artists with their works at the painting site so all their names, sex and ethnicity or British town of residence are known to the judges, at the program start critiquing each artist's winning personal submission, the judges insist on using "they" discussing the individual artist's work.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 07:52 PM (2yu8s)

48 "For decades, the liberal media has attacked conservatives and provided cover for Democrats... Now they have big-tech helping them censor conservative media.

--

hahaha, I still remember when they demanded all users switch to their real name so users would stop posting and correcting their errors.

"Now they have big-tech helping them censor conservative media" indeed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 07:52 PM (WF0+t)

49 It's still stupid and an attack on Western civilization to use 'they' when you don't know the sex of an individual person but it at least has some logic to it but to use it when you literally know exactly who you are discussing, is infuriating to me. They could even say "Joe's work" or "Jane's work" instead but they use "they" instead! Argh!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 07:52 PM (2yu8s)

50 "They" is a perfectly fine word with wonderful applications that are intuitive and established. Which is why they are trying to mess with it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 07:53 PM (WF0+t)

51 "Someone got the audio from the 7-Eleven down the street from me." 😄👍🤗

Posted by: L - Now the King of BS can't remember last evening so forget about it at February 12, 2024 07:54 PM (GshMh)

52 And of course, otters.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

*swoons*

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2024 07:55 PM (6yQ3Y)

53 Between a rock and a hard place
You better smile

Posted by: Penguin Love at February 12, 2024 07:55 PM (ENQN6)

54 I don't like being weighed either. Scales are judgemental

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2024 07:56 PM (zssUw)

55 First: I thought it was against the rules to pay college basketball players for their services, which makes them "not employees"
2) I thought any compensation to basketball players was in the form of grants and/or scholarships that went directly to their student accounts.
III. LOL
Posted by: FeatherBlade

--

NIL turned all of that on its head on its way to ruining college sports.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 07:56 PM (WF0+t)

56 I use "them" and "they" like "them faggots, they gay".

Posted by: fd at February 12, 2024 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

57 Picture is of Mt Bachelor in central Oregon cascades. Probably twin lakes.
I've been there 500 times.
It's one of the reasons it's hard to leave Oregon even though this state is terrible politically

Posted by: THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT MOVIE at February 12, 2024 07:56 PM (brGZD)

58 Only one more day until I start my colon cleanse!

I hope to have great stories to tell y'all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 07:56 PM (AJDwy)

59 I spent a lot of time in my younger years driving backroads of Oregon, but never saw Timber Gulch. That one goes on my list.

Posted by: Ex GOP at February 12, 2024 07:57 PM (qS8WV)

60 58 Only one more day until I start my colon cleanse!

I hope to have great stories to tell y'all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 07:56 PM (AJDwy)

If you find a rolex sub stainless...

Posted by: Penguin Love at February 12, 2024 07:58 PM (ENQN6)

61 "I hope to have great stories to tell y'all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

Live blog from the bathroom.

Posted by: fd at February 12, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

62 0ff

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 07:58 PM (ENQN6)

63
If you find a rolex sub stainless...

Posted by: Penguin Love at February 12, 2024 07:58 PM (ENQN6

That would explain the ticking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 07:58 PM (AJDwy)

64 "NIL turned all of that on its head on its way to ruining college sports.
Posted by: Moron Robbie"

* looks up NIL *

Huh. Well looks like it's time to stop offering scholarships to athletes at all, if they're going to be making money off their "personal brands".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 12, 2024 07:58 PM (ou9hh)

65 Live blog from the bathroom.
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

What else am I gonna do sitting on the white throne?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 07:59 PM (AJDwy)

66 * looks up NIL *

Huh. Well looks like it's time to stop offering scholarships to athletes at all, if they're going to be making money off their "personal brands".
Posted by: FeatherBlade

-

That was one of my first thoughts, too. If you're making $1M before you even touch the ball then you pay for your own schooling. That was the entire point of scholarships, stipends, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:00 PM (WF0+t)

67 23 Is romeo and juliet a tragedy or a comedy?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 07:44 PM (ENQN6)

Read Shakespeare closely and you find out that Juliet is a nasty little 13 year old.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 08:00 PM (S6gqv)

68 Live blog from the bathroom.
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

"Streaming video," indeed!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 08:01 PM (0FoWg)

69 "Here's a rock. Assume the position."

This sounds awfully familiar to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"

Maybe the gulf between people and penguins is really not that large at all.

Posted by: Big Penguin at February 12, 2024 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

70 I'd like to see them just stop pretending and have semi-pro teams associated with regions and allow schools to field teams of talented players that aren't NIL "okay Georgia, pay me $5M or I'm going to Ohio State" level talent.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:01 PM (WF0+t)

71 Offering a scholarship is just part of the signing package now.

The arms race has begun and pandora isn't going back in her box.

There are nuclear schools and non nuclear schools.

They should create divisions for each. Those that can afford to buy players and those that can't.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:02 PM (AJDwy)

72 Live blog from the bathroom.
Posted by: fd at February 12, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

"Streaming Steaming video," indeed!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 08:01 PM (0FoWg)

Fixed it for ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2024 08:02 PM (W/lyH)

73 Dartmouth basketball players filed request to be part of the Service union claiming they are employees. The Labor board is going to make a ruling shortly.

I would immediately discontinue the men’s basketball program.

Posted by: Naples Yellow

Life can be full of lessons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:03 PM (j++Y7)

74 Just because it's interesting (and I'm an Alabama homer):

Alabama is having to hustle to get big-time NIL money in place because, even though lucrative NIL deals existed, players were willing to earn substantially less in their NIL deals in order to be coached by Saban. It was viewed as that valuable for the top talent. I thought that was neat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:04 PM (WF0+t)

75 At the very least , Scholarship athletes should have to pay the college back for the cost of their scholarship out of any NIL earnings.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 08:06 PM (MNhXM)

76 Exceptionally exceptional cafe !!

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2024 08:07 PM (V13WU)

77 Stop pretending that bats would be so cooperative whilst getting weighed.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at February 12, 2024 08:07 PM (V5BDR)

78 And college football is on the road to destruction.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 08:07 PM (j++Y7)

79 Penguin was chasing a butterfly to study it. Penguins are very inquisitive.

Posted by: runner at February 12, 2024 08:08 PM (V13WU)

80 70 I'd like to see them just stop pretending and have semi-pro teams associated with regions and allow schools to field teams of talented players that aren't NIL "okay Georgia, pay me $5M or I'm going to Ohio State" level talent.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:01 PM (WF0+t)

It's kinda fascinating that this is pretty much Mexico's sports system, and it works a lot better than ours.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 08:09 PM (S6gqv)

81 Originally, education was the goal. Extra curricular activities life sports was just for exercise and fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:10 PM (AJDwy)

82 25 Good evening everyone from Biden County again
Posted by: Skip

Was that YOU leading the Sunrise Movement demonstration at Biden campaign headquarters in Wilmington today? 🤔 (kidding)

Posted by: L - Now the King of BS can't remember last evening so forget about it at February 12, 2024 08:10 PM (GshMh)

83 And college football is on the road to destruction.

--

Deon Sanders gave us a glimpse of what's coming. Get rid of entire teams - with the blessings of the NCAA because a new coach can do that - and use the transfer portal to fill the empty spots left behind.

Boosters and fans are going to expect immediate results, and agreements and loyalty be damned. Don't work and build, just kick everybody off and wave some money around and get the headhunters in to try and win ASAP.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:10 PM (WF0+t)

84 "Chubby little guy doesn't want to get weighed."

I identify as Svelte, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by: Big Penguin, Literally at February 12, 2024 08:10 PM (aXxgO)

85 Turn around bitch, I gotta use for you,
Besides, you ain't got anything better to do
And I'm bored

Posted by: Avl at February 12, 2024 08:11 PM (IG7T0)

86 One of the biggest NIL earners is the Gymnast chick from LSU.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 08:11 PM (MNhXM)

87 88 One of the biggest NIL earners is the Gymnast chick from LSU.
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 08:11 PM (MNhXM

Might as well just pose for maxim

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:12 PM (AJDwy)

88 So glad to see the Houston Police focus on the important things like which pronouns to use for the mentally ill Texas Church shooter

SHE HER

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 12, 2024 08:13 PM (ENQN6)

89 Back in the 90s ? Employers were sure they did.

^^.THIS ^^

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 12, 2024 08:13 PM (Gpmk+)

90 We watched a bunch of womens volleyball this year. All of those tall young ladies have Instagram to show themselves in little bathing suit selfies on the beach. I assume it's all monetized.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:13 PM (WF0+t)

91 50 "They" is a perfectly fine word with wonderful applications that are intuitive and established. Which is why they are trying to mess with it.
--------
I don't mind using 'they' instead of "he or she" as it's shorter; or instead of the antiquated "one" form but it's a man or woman standing right in front of you holding his or her painting!!! Say "he" or "she", dickheads!!! No trannies on the shows so far too, I'd add.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:14 PM (2yu8s)

92 Those that can afford to buy players and those that can't.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:02 P Mandingo.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2024 08:14 PM (NxC5+)

93 94 Those that can afford to buy players and those that can't.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:02 P Mandingo.
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2024 08:14 PM (NxC5+)

Funny. Same thing crossed my grey matter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:15 PM (AJDwy)

94 79 And college football is on the road to destruction.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,
------------------------------------
Yes. I'm fine with that. Colleges are Marxist seminary's. CF is a huge revenue source for it. Burn it down.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 08:15 PM (sAmhv)

95 58 Only one more day until I start my colon cleanse!

I hope to have great stories to tell y'all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
-------
Oddly enough, I look forward to your report as one of my brothers is staying at my house during his cleanse because he's getting the scan done at a Toronto hospital rather than a local one.

Enjoy your non-red Jell-O dinners, AlaBAMA!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:16 PM (2yu8s)

96 College head football coach is the 3rd most most over paid profession behind News Readers and Actors.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 08:17 PM (MNhXM)

97 Oddly enough, I look forward to your report as one of my brothers is staying at my house during his cleanse because he's getting the scan done at a Toronto hospital rather than a local one.

Enjoy your non-red Jell-O dinners, AlaBAMA!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:16 PM (2yu8s)

You can get Revenue Canada to look up your ass for nothing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 08:18 PM (tkR6S)

98 88 One of the biggest NIL earners is the Gymnast chick from LSU.
Posted by: Naples Yellow
--------------
She's hot and cashing in on it. Hot chick privelige!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 08:18 PM (sAmhv)

99 Oddly enough, I look forward to your report as one of my brothers is staying at my house during his cleanse because he's getting the scan done at a Toronto hospital rather than a local one.

Enjoy your non-red Jell-O dinners, AlaBAMA!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:16 PM (2yu8s)

You're a good brother to let him destroy your toilet bowl like that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:18 PM (AJDwy)

100 Who gives a shit about academics? Certainly none of the professors or administrators do.

Why force athletes into lecture halls so they can sacrifice their precious time and talents growing even stupider than they were before?

Cleave off the athletics programs and let them incorporate as an actual business whose profits belong to the school? Those programs are the only valuable part of most universities. It doesn't make sense to leave them to the fools and wastrels who ran the rest of the dump into the ground.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 08:18 PM (0FoWg)

101 “Student” athletes is the funniest thing in America.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:20 PM (vmfG7)

102 rhennigantx: "Is romeo and juliet a tragedy or a comedy?"

I dunno, but Juliet was a Hussey.

First time in my life when I consciously started to appreciate girls. At least that I recall.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 12, 2024 08:20 PM (aXxgO)

103 A Penguin Cafe? That requires a Penguin Cafe Orchestra.

https://youtu.be/ghto9Tx-etE

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2024 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

104 8 One of the biggest NIL earners is the Gymnast chick from LSU.
Posted by: Naples Yellow
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She's hot and cashing in on it. Hot chick privelige!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 08:18 PM (sAmhv)

To her credit she’s a pretty good gymnast.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 08:20 PM (MNhXM)

105 CFB will be shit show next year. Every team will have one loss. They should ditch Big10 and SEC and go old school with Schembechler and Bryant conferences .

Posted by: Jamaica at February 12, 2024 08:20 PM (IG7T0)

106 You're a good brother to let him destroy your toilet bowl like that.
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Well, we'll see thus my interest in your experience. I will pay for a hotel room for him though as an alternative!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:21 PM (2yu8s)

107 College head football coach is the 3rd most most over paid profession behind News Readers and Actors.
Posted by: Naples Yellow

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Depends on the goal. IIRC Saban was being paid $11M/year, but had brought hundreds of millions not only to the school but to the state of Alabama, and had increased the "worth" of the brand to over $1B

http://tinyurl.com/28uv3t74

He was vastly underpaid in that context.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:21 PM (WF0+t)

108 I haven't looked at Dabo, but I think he's making similar. He certainly boosted Clemson into brief relevance before Clemsoning, and I suspect that helped raise the value of that school for a while.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:23 PM (WF0+t)

109 I’ve always thought odd that amateur football and basketball make a much if not more money for colleges than professional leagues. You’d think mor pro leagues would form. Why let colleges make all that money?

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:23 PM (vmfG7)

110 ""Here's a rock. Assume the position."

This sounds awfully familiar to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice "

Human females prefer polished, see-though rocks, thank you very much.

Posted by: DeBeers at February 12, 2024 08:24 PM (ou9hh)

111 Depends on the goal. IIRC Saban was being paid $11M/year, but had brought hundreds of millions not only to the school but to the state of Alabama, and had increased the "worth" of the brand to over $1B

http://tinyurl.com/28uv3t74

He was vastly underpaid in that context.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:21 PM (WF0+t)

Disagree. Every big program brings in millions no matter who the coach is.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 08:24 PM (MNhXM)

112 He was vastly underpaid in that context.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:21 PM (WF0+t)

90% of professors are a net drain on society. Anything more than 124gr. is overpayment for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 08:24 PM (0FoWg)

113 College gymnast? She can crush you between her shoulder blades. Yeah, she's and athlete

Posted by: free tibet at February 12, 2024 08:24 PM (iNp3L)

114 Depends on the goal. IIRC Saban was being paid $11M/year, but had brought hundreds of millions not only to the school but to the state of Alabama, and had increased the "worth" of the brand to over $1B

http://tinyurl.com/28uv3t74

He was vastly underpaid in that context.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:21 PM (WF0+t)

But would a coach making $1m a year not done the same thing? How much does the coach really matter? That’s the question.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:25 PM (vmfG7)

115 College sports is silly. I mean, have intramurals for health/play and totality of body/mind improvement for the young, but as a serious endeavor? Nah.

Create sports schools and cut the pretense of academic accomplishment. Just gladiators with concomitant accolades and wealth - trades(wo)men entertainers with their own apprenticeship programs. Set whatever rules you like as an industry, but dispense with the "academics" which is a lie.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 12, 2024 08:25 PM (aXxgO)

116 "an"

Posted by: free tibet at February 12, 2024 08:26 PM (iNp3L)

117 >> Those that can afford to buy players and those that can't.

It's more of a choice. Stanford plays in the football big leagues but Harvard doesn't and no school has more money than Harvard. And once you go big you get TV money and boosters and and and.

The Ivies are big in hockey, nobody is surprised when Harvard has the no. 1 team in the country, but that doesn't pay in anything close to the same as football.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 08:26 PM (LkLld)

118 Disagree. Every big program brings in millions no matter who the coach is.
Posted by: Naples Yellow

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I'll have to look it up, but IIRC only 25-30 teams out of 130+ make money with their programs. Most loss something like $14M/year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:26 PM (WF0+t)

119 Put an average coach at Alabama or Georgia or any of the big football schools and the “program” will still make a gajillion dollars every year.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:27 PM (vmfG7)

120 It's surreal to read so many comments that are so passionate about something I don't give a shit about.
Never in the field of human endeavor was so little owed to so few by so many.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2024 08:27 PM (roH4R)

121 but dispense with the "academics" which is a lie.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 12, 2024 08:25

It's a lie in most of the other programs, as well. Dispense with all of it. Preferably using specially trained rape dogs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 08:28 PM (0FoWg)

122 Ha.

Trump is attending Fanni's corruption trial in Atlanta.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:28 PM (AJDwy)

123 115 College gymnast? She can crush you between her shoulder blades. Yeah, she's and athlete
Posted by: free tibet
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Have you seen Olivia Dunn? She is indeed, hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 08:28 PM (sAmhv)

124 >>But would a coach making $1m a year not done the same thing? How much does the coach really matter? That’s the question.

A lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (LkLld)

125 Harvard could have the top team in the nation now if they want.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (AJDwy)

126 The Ivies are big in hockey, nobody is surprised when Harvard has the no. 1 team in the country, but that doesn't pay in anything close to the same as football.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 08:26 PM (LkLld)



Some Ivies are big on hockey sticks, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (tkR6S)

127 It's surreal to read so many comments that are so passionate about something I don't give a shit about.
Never in the field of human endeavor was so little owed to so few by so many.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

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Yeah, I don't get the whole penguin thing either, but God bless America.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (WF0+t)

128 (Mike Shula has entered the chat)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (WF0+t)

129 Set whatever rules you like as an industry, but dispense with the "academics" which is a lie.

Combine it with the Journalism School and the "Studies" departments for economies of scale. Their academic value is the same.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (CsUN+)

130 "It's surreal to read so many comments that are so passionate about something I don't give a shit about."

We will make you care.

Posted by: Big Penguin at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

131 124 Ha.

Trump is attending Fanni's corruption trial in Atlanta.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (sAmhv)

132 Yeah, I don't get the whole penguin thing either, but God bless America.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (WF0+t)

LOL

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 08:30 PM (0FoWg)

133 Very nice lead photo.

(But just wondering why Duncanthrax is sorrowful ...)

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 12, 2024 08:30 PM (v23vE)

134 It's surreal to read so many comments that are so passionate about something I don't give a shit about.
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Grammar is very important! And colon cleansing!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:30 PM (2yu8s)

135 I'll have to look it up, but IIRC only 25-30 teams out of 130+ make money with their programs. Most loss something like $14M/year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:26 PM (WF0+t)

Yes those are the big programs I’m talking about.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 08:30 PM (MNhXM)

136 Good for the athlete thots who make money from Instagram, onlyfans, etc. why not? Plenty of hot golfers out there in stripper like clothes making bank too. All the power to them.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:31 PM (vmfG7)

137 Yudhishthira's Dice: "Dispense with all of it. Preferably using specially trained rape dogs."

Harsh, but fair. You could also use dolphins. They require no training.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 12, 2024 08:31 PM (aXxgO)

138 Picture is of Mt Bachelor in central Oregon cascades. Probably twin lakes.
I've been there 500 times.
It's one of the reasons it's hard to leave Oregon even though this state is terrible politically
Posted by: THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT MOVIE at February 12, 2024 07:56 PM (brGZD)

Mt. Bachelor dreams of moving to Wyoming, nearer to the Grand Tetons.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2024 08:32 PM (9UdTL)

139 126 >>But would a coach making $1m a year not done the same thing? How much does the coach really matter? That’s the question.

A lot.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (LkLld)

Bill Belichick disproved that.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 08:32 PM (MNhXM)

140 Stop pretending that bats would be so cooperative whilst getting weighed.
Posted by: Penguin Pete


On a flat scale on the ground, of course not. You weigh bats by hanging them on one arm of a balance scale.

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2024 08:32 PM (DgGvY)

141 Speaking of colon cleanse, I made my own pad thai last night. It was very good. Two lessons learned:

1.) Use light soy sauce. Tamari is too heavy and salty.

2.) Use less chili than I did. It tastes good, but... OUCH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 08:32 PM (0FoWg)

142 >>Dartmouth basketball players filed request to be part of the Service union claiming they are employees. The Labor board is going to make a ruling shortly.


I think that they already did rule that they could join.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 08:32 PM (nSDU/)

143 Yes those are the big programs I’m talking about.
Posted by: Naples Yellow

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But those big programs aren't static. Alabama is a perfect example (they sucked in the early 2000s) and probably wasn't raking in big money during Shula's reign of error.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:34 PM (WF0+t)

144 Washington’s foozball coach was the 44th highest paid and they made it to the championship game. So maybe success and how much a coach is paid aren’t all that correlated.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:34 PM (vmfG7)

145 136
'Grammar is very important!'

I can accept colon cleansing, penguins and football but criticism of my grammar? That's a bridge too far.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 12, 2024 08:34 PM (roH4R)

146 >>I can accept colon cleansing, penguins and football but criticism of my grammar? That's a bridge too far.


Could be worse.

It could be Math.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 08:35 PM (nSDU/)

147 2.) Use less chili than I did. It tastes good, but... OUCH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 08:32 PM (0

It buuuurrrrrnnnns!!
It buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnssss!!

Filthy hobitsses

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:35 PM (AJDwy)

148 Yeah, I don't get the whole penguin thing either, but God bless America.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:29 PM (WF0+t)

Penguins strike me as filthy, smelly creatures, and in their natural habitat, I don't know how anyone could think they're cute.

But unlike bears, if you have cuddly wuddly feelings about them, at least they're fairly unlikely to maul and eat you, the way a bear would.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2024 08:35 PM (9UdTL)

149 28 Dartmouth basketball players filed request to be part of the Service union claiming they are employees

Free tuition, free room and board, whatever money they can glean from rich college backers, the ability to shop themselves every year to other colleges to see who will give them the most, and a large pool of college girls to pick from. Obviously a case of highly oppressed toilers who need some help and a level field to compete on.

Posted by: Azjaeger at February 12, 2024 08:36 PM (3/XaG)

150 I think that they already did rule that they could join.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2024 08:32 PM (nSDU/)

When basketball players go on strike, they stop producing anything useful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 08:36 PM (tkR6S)

151 Judge orders Elon Musk to testify for a third time in front of SEC as part of a $44-billion purchase of Twitter.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:36 PM (2yu8s)

152 The boy shot in the head at that mega church was the son of the shooter.
As much as you might like to make the target into an act of political terrorism linked to Palestine, I think it more likely some type of child custody crime.
Ace you also seemed pretty sure that Bentley that exploded at the border at Niagara Falls was also kinked to terrorism but instead was probably a medical incident

Posted by: Drinking my own piss...and loving it! at February 12, 2024 08:36 PM (ynZ+6)

153 The playoffs didn't have much to do with logic. Cincinnati, Notre Dame, TCU on the way to #1 Georgia losing in a close game to the #8 then-#4 team and falling completely out of the playoffs...

It became participation trophy driven a few years back in the hopes of a Cinderella win. Turns out that doesn't really happen for a reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:37 PM (WF0+t)

154 Penguin Facts: "...Generally after a little of this she would become appeased. He would rise to his feet, and in the prettiest manner edge up to her, gracefully arch his neck, and with soft guttural sounds pacify her and make love to her."

The Paolo would skip all that, how you say, foreplay. But he does get her in the end, so all bueno.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 12, 2024 08:38 PM (aXxgO)

155 >>Bill Belichick disproved that.

Pros are different. There's no draft for college kids. Besides, Belichick has an insane winning percentage for 20 years. Yea he had Brady but he also had great player besides Brady.

Jack Kelley was a legendary hockey coach. He took Boston University to back to back national championships. Then he went to fledgling WHA and took the Hartford Whalers to the championship. Then he went to Colby College in Maine, a small Division 3 school where he coached for a while when he was just breaking into the profession and in his first year he was taking down Division 1 powerhouses like Northeastern.


He left after a year and the team went back to the norm for Div. 3. In college a great coach really means a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 08:38 PM (LkLld)

156 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2024 08:38 PM (J47y1)

157 The boy shot in the head at that mega church was the son of the shooter.

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Wait, so that makes the tranny murdering him better?

Pick a lane.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:39 PM (WF0+t)

158 Soros isn't sending his best.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 08:39 PM (sAmhv)

159 Night started well but turning into a mess

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 08:40 PM (1IpxU)

160 The Paolo would skip all that, how you say, foreplay. But he does get her in the end, so all bueno.
Posted by: The Paolo

The Paolo, he does butt stuff?

The things I learn here.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2024 08:41 PM (J47y1)

161 The tranny took the son with her to the shooting.

Sane parent. Not crazy at all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:41 PM (AJDwy)

162 Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 08:38 PM (LkLld)

IMO

Coaching no
Recruiting / drafting yes

You’re only as good as your players.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 08:41 PM (MNhXM)

163 >>Washington’s foozball coach was the 44th highest paid and they made it to the championship game. So maybe success and how much a coach is paid aren’t all that correlated.

You mean the new head coach of Alabama who is now making bank?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 08:41 PM (LkLld)

164 Wait, so that makes the tranny murdering him better?

Pick a lane.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:39 PM (WF0+t)

It's just a late-term abortion. Dems lurve them some abortion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 08:42 PM (tkR6S)

165 College gymnast? She can crush you between her shoulder blades. Yeah, she's and athlete
Posted by: free tibet at February 12, 2024 08:24 PM (iNp3L)

My fingers still hurt.

Posted by: Larry Nasser at February 12, 2024 08:42 PM (BUfDh)

166 It must be great to be a leftist reporter. You can lie with impunity.

"Covid cases are continuing to rise. Every week tens of thousands of Americans are being admitted to hospitals with Covid, and thousands are dying"

All 100% bullshit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2024 08:42 PM (lu1XB)

167 Amazing Zoltan @AmazingZoltan
"Can you give us at least one narcissistic wave?" asks a Canadian reporter when questioning Trudeau about a litany of ongoing corruption scandals.

http://tinyurl.com/mpv35c3f
1:55 minutes; loud

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:42 PM (2yu8s)

168 The Paolo, he does butt stuff?

The things I learn here.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2024 08:41 PM (J47y1)

It's all very cloaca and dagger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 08:43 PM (tkR6S)

169 Posted by: Paul banned at February 12, 2024 08:36 PM
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You're a DICK!!!

Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at February 12, 2024 08:43 PM (2yu8s)

170 >>IMO

>>Coaching no
Recruiting / drafting yes

>>You’re only as good as your players.

A huge part of it, no doubt. But going back to Kelley the kids he recruited didn't leave when he did and they didn't win like they did under him.

You need good players but good players alone is not enough. Somebody has to put them in a position to win. I played on teams with a lot of talent and dog shit coaching and the other way around. It definitely matters.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 08:44 PM (LkLld)

171 I'd like to see them just stop pretending and have semi-pro teams associated with regions and allow schools to field teams of talented players that aren't NIL "okay Georgia, pay me $5M or I'm going to Ohio State" level talent.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:01 PM (WF0+t)

Ironically, that was how the major colleges used to make bank. They could stash players for years, in case they needed them. Sure they could grab a start from a minor school, but they could always do that.

but now, more players are leaving for schools where they have a chance to play and build a resume for the pros, or get some money now. And with all the major schools piling in one leagues, the undefeated seasons will become more rare in the one or two leagues left.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2024 08:44 PM (eoQWY)

172 It's all very cloaca and dagger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

"Cloaca" - from the Latin - meaning, sewer opening.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2024 08:45 PM (J47y1)

173 Wait, so that makes the tranny murdering him better?
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Also ignoring the white Hispanic, illegal alien part.

That's odd.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:45 PM (2yu8s)

174 168 It must be great to be a leftist reporter. You can lie with impunity.

"Covid cases are continuing to rise. Every week tens of thousands of Americans are being admitted to hospitals with Covid, and thousands are dying"

All 100% bullshit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 12, 2024 08:42 PM
Prepping the ground for the next phase of the war on civilization.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2024 08:45 PM (NxC5+)

175 but now, more players are leaving for schools where they have a chance to play and build a resume for the pros, or get some money now. And with all the major schools piling in one leagues, the undefeated seasons will become more rare in the one or two leagues left.
Posted by: Oldcat

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Yep. No need for any type of dedication or growth or commitment. Just free agents chasing money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:46 PM (WF0+t)

176 So they cap college team spending on NIL like they cap salaries in the NFL.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:46 PM (AJDwy)

177 Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 08:44 PM (LkLld)

I’m not dismissing it entirely. I believe coaches can have more negative effects than positive effects. Most times it’s neutral.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 12, 2024 08:47 PM (MNhXM)

178 Ace - that last video looks like some great video put together by a Wyoming used car salesman about some small towns in Wyoming. This is worth a quick look:

http://tinyurl.com/ay3xx3sd

Posted by: 496 at February 12, 2024 08:49 PM (+YZ9x)

179 You need good players but good players alone is not enough. Somebody has to put them in a position to win. I played on teams with a lot of talent and dog shit coaching and the other way around. It definitely matters.
Posted by: JackStraw

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Auburn vs New Mexico State last season. Yikes. I got close to feeling bad for them. I never did, but I could feel the sensation of "this is probably something I should feel bad for."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:50 PM (WF0+t)

180 ITS ORIGIN AND PURPOSE, STILL A TOTAL MYSTERY: Joel Osteen Houston Megachurch shooting: What we know about woman who walked in with child and started firing. “The shooter used an AR-15 that had ‘Free Palestine’ written on it, according to a federal law enforcement source. Investigators are trying to sort out whether she was politically motivated or a disturbed individual, the source said.”

According to Andy Ngo, “She has been named as Genesse I. Moreno and her social media shows a history of leftist politics.”

UPDATE: Houston Police Announce Results of Their Investigation Into Church Shooter’s Pronouns. “The Houston Police have announced that through an investigation that included documents and interviews, they have determined that the shooter was a female Hispanic and will be referred to by she/her pronouns. This is all very confusing, but it seems that the police are deadnaming the dead would-be mass shooter.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:50 PM (2yu8s)

181 “The shooter used an AR-15 that had ‘Free Palestine’ written on it, according to a federal law enforcement source. Investigators are trying to sort out whether she was politically motivated

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There isn't really any way to know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Scientists can't even figure out how many moons the Earth has at February 12, 2024 08:50 PM (WF0+t)

182 "The Gulf Stream could COLLAPSE as early as 2025 - plunging Europe into a deep freeze, scientists warn"

Prepare to meet your penguin overlords.

Posted by: Big Penguin at February 12, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

183 Moreno’s Facebook page—which expressed leftist, anti-police views—has since been scrubbed. Moreno’s since-deleted Instagram account featured posts of her cleaning an AR-15 and donating money to Lakewood Church. There, she uploaded a screenshot of the contribution’s confirmation. “[A]s for me and my household…I will honor and bless my church,” Moreno wrote on Instagram.

In the lead-up to the 2020 presidential election, Moreno supported socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT). “I WANT HIM IN THE OFFICE AS THE US PRESIDENT,” she wrote in an Instagram post, uploading a photograph of Sanders on the campaign trail.

Arrest records show she was an El Salvadoran immigrant.

Moreno had a violent, extensive criminal history stretching back to 2005, according to court records reviewed by Townhall. She was previously arrested for assaulting a public servant, assault causing bodily injury, forgery, theft for stealing cosmetics from a store, evading police, and unlawfully carrying a weapon, among a slew of charges on Moreno’s decades-old rap sheet.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:52 PM (2yu8s)

184 184 "The Gulf Stream could COLLAPSE as early as 2025 - plunging Europe into a deep freeze, scientists warn"

Prepare to meet your penguin overlords.
Posted by: Big Penguin at February 12, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

Thank heavens for Gobal warmening

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 08:53 PM (AJDwy)

185 The tranny took the son with her to the shooting.

Sane parent. Not crazy at all.


Do we know for sure who shot the kid? I presume the tranny but I also wouldn't rule out the possibility that it took the kid along to use as a human shield.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 12, 2024 08:56 PM (sNc8Y)

186 Moreno had a violent, extensive criminal history stretching back to 2005, according to court records reviewed by Townhall. She was previously arrested for assaulting a public servant, assault causing bodily injury, forgery, theft for stealing cosmetics from a store, evading police, and unlawfully carrying a weapon, among a slew of charges on Moreno’s decades-old rap sheet.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 08:52 PM (2yu8s)

Pity she didn't get shot before she got knocked up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 08:56 PM (tkR6S)

187 186 184 "The Gulf Stream could COLLAPSE as early as 2025 - plunging Europe into a deep freeze, scientists warn"

Prepare to meet your penguin overlords.
Posted by: Big Penguin at February 12, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

wasn't this that stupid "day after" movie? The enviro's figured out that nobody is scared of things getting 1 degree warmer, so to really scare people they have to figure out some way to make Global Warming turn into a new ice age.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 08:56 PM (S6gqv)

188 "The Gulf Stream could COLLAPSE as early as 2025 - plunging Europe into a deep freeze, scientists warn"

Prepare to meet your penguin overlords.
Posted by: Big Penguin at February 12, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

Who had "Day After Tomorrow" on their Next Film to Become a Documentary bingo card?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2024 08:57 PM (GtZ7X)

189 165 >>Washington’s foozball coach was the 44th highest paid and they made it to the championship game. So maybe success and how much a coach is paid aren’t all that correlated.

You mean the new head coach of Alabama who is now making bank?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 08:41 PM (LkLld)


Yes exactly my point. He went to a national title game making 1/3 what Saban made who didn’t get to the game.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:58 PM (vmfG7)

190 The Gulf Stream could COLLAPSE as early as 2025 - plunging Europe into a deep freeze, scientists warn"

Prepare to meet your penguin overlords.
Posted by: Big Penguin at February 12, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

wasn't this that stupid "day after" movie? The enviro's figured out that nobody is scared of things getting 1 degree warmer, so to really scare people they have to figure out some way to make Global Warming turn into a new ice age.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 08:56 PM (S6gqv)

190 "The Gulf Stream could COLLAPSE as early as 2025 - plunging Europe into a deep freeze, scientists warn"

Prepare to meet your penguin overlords.
Posted by: Big Penguin at February 12, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

Who had "Day After Tomorrow" on their Next Film to Become a Documentary bingo card?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2024 08:57 PM (GtZ7X)

Heh.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2024 08:58 PM (GtZ7X)

191 Neat how global warming can cause both higher and lower temps simultaneously.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:59 PM (vmfG7)

192 amusing development in Israel - the IDF found a computer belonging to an Al Jizzeerah "reporter" which had all his records of how he was also a full time fighter for Hamas, secializing droned warfare and anti-tank rockets.

So as of tonight, all Al Jizzeerah offices in Israel have been closed, and all of their reporters and photographers are permanently expelled from Israel, ordered to leave immediately.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 09:00 PM (S6gqv)

193 One person was killed and five others wounded following a dispute between two groups of teenagers at a Bronx subway station Monday at the start of the evening rush hour, authorities said.

A 34-year-old man was killed, police said. The wounded included a 14-year-old girl and 15-year-old boy, and three adults, ages 28, 29 and 71. Some of the victims were believed involved in the dispute and others were waiting for the train, authorities said, describing four of the injuries as serious.

“We don’t believe this was a random shooting. We do not believe that this was an individual indiscriminately firing into a train or a train station,” NYPD’s chief of transit, Michael Kemper, said at a news conference. “This incident today occurred as a result of two groups that started fighting while on a train.” [Mount Eden station, Bronx]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 09:01 PM (2yu8s)

194 >>Yes exactly my point. He went to a national title game making 1/3 what Saban made who didn’t get to the game.

Cause he was building his rep. He proved himself and now he's making the big bucks.

It's really no different from any business.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 09:01 PM (LkLld)

195 "The Gulf Stream could COLLAPSE as early as 2025 - plunging Europe into a deep freeze, scientists warn"

Prepare to meet your penguin overlords.
Posted by: Big Penguin


Think of the carbon impact replacing the gulf stream would have..... all those diesel container ships picking up equatorial water and hauling it up to the U.K. year-round.....

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2024 09:04 PM (DgGvY)

196 >193 Neat how global warming can cause both higher and lower temps simultaneously.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 08:59 PM (vmfG7)

Much like booze, it the cause of, solution to all of life's problems.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 12, 2024 09:05 PM (GTqXr)

197 184 "The Gulf Stream could COLLAPSE as early as 2025 - plunging Europe into a deep freeze, scientists warn"

Prepare to meet your penguin overlords.
Posted by: Big Penguin
----------------------
Wait, I was reliabley informed by eXPirTz that winters were a thing of the past. The #SCIENCE is not settled then?

(Crutches pearls, falls upon fainting couch)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 09:08 PM (sAmhv)

198 There should be MOAR

Of all

Of Everything

Posted by: POST Mardi Gras Miklos, not over-hung at February 12, 2024 09:10 PM (rbTgL)

199 I'm excited about year round snowball fights but saddened by the reduction in chicks wearing bikinis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 12, 2024 09:10 PM (AJDwy)

200 >>>>
Pity she didn't get shot before she got knocked up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------------------

Hopefully her death will call attention to law enforcement that the best thing to do with these malcontents is to kill them quick.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2024 09:11 PM (hmvSH)

201 >>Wait, I was reliabley informed by eXPirTz that winters were a thing of the past. The #SCIENCE is not settled then?

Do you know what's 8 inches and white?


The amount of snow we're supposed to get tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 09:11 PM (LkLld)

202 "Aye Mayteys, a-pearl clutchin' we Go"

Posted by: Dread Trans-Pirate Miklos at February 12, 2024 09:14 PM (rbTgL)

203 The amount of snow we're supposed to get tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw

Deep, too

Posted by: negro Miklos at February 12, 2024 09:15 PM (rbTgL)

204 “This incident today occurred as a result of two groups that started fighting while on a train.”

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 12, 2024 09:17 PM (V8he0)

205 So, wifey can never remember the name of the movie with Ah-nold about Mars.

In the past, I was always able to tell her its name -- but tonight? No joy. Very painful that the memory is fading and couldn't recall it.

So, do a search to look it up and -- of course -- it's "Total Recall."

Wifey says "That's ironic, isn't it?" LMAO. Now, I shall never forget it (until I hit Biden levels of dementia) ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 09:18 PM (nCXDi)

206 wasn't this that stupid "day after" movie? The enviro's figured out that nobody is scared of things getting 1 degree warmer, so to really scare people they have to figure out some way to make Global Warming turn into a new ice age.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 08:56 PM (S6gqv)


The earliest story about this that I know of is a Robert W Chambers story about how the isthmus of Panama collapsed and allowed the gulf stream to flow directly into the Pacific, causing polar climates to close in europe, especially England and Ireland.
In response, a large series of mechanical dikes were created to control the flow of the gulf stream were created to both moderate the weather for Europe in the Winter, and to make New England and the rest of the American seaboard more pleasant during the summer

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 09:19 PM (D7oie)

207 Uh oh. My wife was telling me about an unpleasant interaction she had with an aggressive homosexual in Denver back in the day. She mentioned the name of the place it happened, so we looked it up on my phone, and sure enough, it's a gay club right nearby where she was.

But I bet Google thinks I'm on the DL now. I can't wait to see what ads I get for the next few weeks

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 09:22 PM (0FoWg)

208 Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant
This is an amazing video — the first moments the hostages were freed from Hamas.

From Israel War Room
1:53 PM · Feb 12, 2024 27.3K Views

http://tinyurl.com/5bfptsw8
2:09 minutes; first 25 seconds, military; rest is the hostages in the helicopter.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 09:22 PM (2yu8s)

209 #210 Addendum:

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom
📹: released footage from last night's hostage rescue operation
The footage shows special forces coming under fire during the rescue operation and the moments when the Israeli forces accompanied rescued hostages Fernando Marman and Luis Har to the helicopter that transported them back to Israel.
The forces gave Fernando and Luis coats to wear before they headed to the helicopter, and one soldier gave Luis his shoes since he was barefoot when rescued. The two hostages then boarded a helicopter at a makeshift helipad in Gaza and were brought to a hospital in Israel where they were reunited with their families.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 09:24 PM (2yu8s)

210
Cause he was building his rep. He proved himself and now he's making the big bucks.

It's really no different from any business.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 09:01 PM (LkLld)

CEOs are overpaid as well. So yeah I guess.

Posted by: Montec at February 12, 2024 09:24 PM (vmfG7)

211 “We don’t believe this was a random shooting. We do not believe that this was an individual indiscriminately firing into a train or a train station,” NYPD’s chief of transit, Michael Kemper, said at a news conference. “This incident today occurred as a result of two groups that started fighting while on a train.” [Mount Eden station, Bronx]
Posted by: andycanuck

Clearly a rumble between the Sharks and the Jets.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2024 09:25 PM (J47y1)

212 So, do a search to look it up and -- of course -- it's "Total Recall."

Wifey says "That's ironic, isn't it?" LMAO. Now, I shall never forget it (until I hit Biden levels of dementia) ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 12, 2024 09:18 PM (nCXDi)

I like the Ah-Nold version - there was a remake that was totally forgettable.
"Two Weeks. TWO WEEKS!!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmjVaoaeNLc&t=3s

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 12, 2024 09:26 PM (S6gqv)

213 >>Clearly a rumble between the Sharks and the Jets.

Warriors. Come out to plaaaaaayyyyyy

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 09:27 PM (LkLld)

214 I could write a Disney movie. Might need extra in the budget for the Lame And Gay consultants.

Posted by: Miklos writes actual words almost every day at February 12, 2024 09:28 PM (rbTgL)

215 213 “We don’t believe this was a random shooting. We do not believe that this was an individual indiscriminately firing into a train or a train station,” NYPD’s chief of transit, Michael Kemper, said at a news conference. “This incident today occurred as a result of two groups that started fighting while on a train.” [Mount Eden station, Bronx]
Posted by: andycanuck

Clearly a rumble between the Sharks and the Jets.
Posted by: Tonypete
---------------------------------------------
https://youtu.be/A1NeFpMrtvc?si=qliwRBwS6BfTDyKI

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 09:28 PM (sAmhv)

216 Do you know what's 8 inches and white?
The amount of snow we're supposed to get tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw

You live in Rhode Island. 8" of snow is nothing. When I was a kid on the southwest side of inside the Beltway, 8" was a big deal.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 12, 2024 09:28 PM (KAi1n)

217 "The Gulf Stream could COLLAPSE as early as 2025 - plunging Europe into a deep freeze, scientists warn"
Posted by: Big Penguin

Wait, I was reliabley informed by eXPirTz that winters were a thing of the past. The #SCIENCE is not settled then?
(Crutches pearls, falls upon fainting couch)
Posted by: Puddleglum


That was 1989, this is now.

https://youtu.be/rdUGyZEyGz0

Getting close to seasons end
I heard somebody say
That it might never snow again
In England

We'll tell them how we changed the world
And how we tamed the sea
And seasons they will never know
In England

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2024 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

218 I... See... Three... Boobehs!

Posted by: Capt Picard Cameo in Total Recall at February 12, 2024 09:29 PM (SYTee)

219 215: Dammit...

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 09:29 PM (sAmhv)

220 Clearly a rumble between the Sharks and the Jets.
Posted by: Tonypete

Clearly, we need Federal funding for Midnight Choreography.

Posted by: Miklos never voted for a Clinton at February 12, 2024 09:31 PM (rbTgL)

221 So, wifey can never remember the name of the movie with Ah-nold about Mars.

In the past, I was always able to tell her its name -- but tonight? No joy. Very painful that the memory is fading and couldn't recall it.

So, do a search to look it up and -- of course -- it's "Total Recall."

Wifey says "That's ironic, isn't it?" LMAO. Now, I shall never forget it (until I hit Biden levels of dementia) ...
Posted by: ShainS


I know you didn't forget about me. You just couldn't admit it in front of your wife.

Posted by: Lycia Naff at February 12, 2024 09:32 PM (DgGvY)

222 Clearly a rumble between the Sharks and the Jets.
Posted by: Tonypete

Clearly, we need Federal funding for Midnight Choreography.

Posted by: Miklos never voted for a Clinton at February 12, 2024 09:31 PM (rbTgL)

I can't believe Tony ran through Spanish Harlem yelling "Maria!" And one woman answered.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 12, 2024 09:32 PM (OIFPS)

223 221 215: Dammit...
Posted by: Puddleglum

"Mistakes must be made"

Posted by: Good Soldier Miklos Svejk at February 12, 2024 09:33 PM (rbTgL)

224 >Clearly a rumble between the Sharks and the Jets.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2024 09:25 PM (J47y1)

*snaps fingers*

crazy...

cool...

*dances*

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 12, 2024 09:35 PM (GTqXr)

225 How 'bout them Rangers!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 09:37 PM (LkLld)

226 the last video was manipulated, severe vertical distortion. Leslie Gulch is a beautiful place, like pretty women, there is no need for AI enhancement.

Posted by: Hal Dall at February 12, 2024 09:38 PM (SKCu6)

227 Three House committees have asked the DOJ to turn over transcripts and recordings of President Joe Biden's interviews with special counsel Robert Hur, following an explosive report that concluded Biden is too cognitively impaired to be charged with a crime.

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2024 09:39 PM (RovqD)

228 140 Picture is of Mt Bachelor in central Oregon

Mt. Bachelor dreams of moving to Wyoming, nearer to the Grand Tetons.

He'd be leaving the nearby Three Sisters, but this being Oregon they're probably lesbian.

Posted by: Hal Dall at February 12, 2024 09:40 PM (SKCu6)

229 The boy shot in the head at that mega church was the son of the shooter.
As much as you might like to make the target into an act of political terrorism linked to Palestine, I think it more likely some type of child custody crime.***
Posted by: Paul banned at February 12, 2024 08:36 PM (ynZ+6)


Oh, maybe i heard the story wring Did the shooter write on the gun,"i demand custody of my child?" Because that woould be effective.

Posted by: LASue at February 12, 2024 09:41 PM (Ed8Zd)

230 How about a bet, Gulf stream that has been there for many millenia disappears you get any thing your heart requires to cool the planet, It doesn't you STFU forever?

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2024 09:41 PM (1IpxU)

231 *snaps fingers*


Like this

*snaps fingers, shows off on the bongo drums*

Posted by: Maynard G. Miklos-Krebs at February 12, 2024 09:42 PM (rbTgL)

232 Clearly a rumble between the Sharks and the Jets.
Posted by: Tonypete

Clearly, we need Federal funding for Midnight Choreography.
Posted by: Miklos never voted for a Clinton at February 12, 2024 09:31 PM (rbTgL)


What we need is Officer Krupke!

Posted by: LASue at February 12, 2024 09:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

233 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 09:43 PM (R4t5M)

234 Paul molests dead squirrels.

Love is Love.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 09:44 PM (sAmhv)

235 How 'bout them Rangers!
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 09:37 PM (LkLld)

Fun Fact: Mrs. Aspirin Factory was a young VInnie Trochek's dental hygienist.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 09:45 PM (R4t5M)

236 Skip waxes Philosophical when he smells these Blueberry muffins.

Posted by: Kindly but Strick Auntie Miklos at February 12, 2024 09:45 PM (rbTgL)

237 Paul molests dead squirrels.

Love is Love.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 09:44 PM (sAmhv)

He has to. The live ones win two falls out of three.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2024 09:47 PM (tkR6S)

238 Mt. Bachelor dreams of moving to Wyoming, nearer to the Grand Tetons.

He'd be leaving the nearby Three Sisters, but this being Oregon they're probably lesbian.
Posted by: Hal Dall


He moved to where he is after his previous flame, Helen, blew her top one too many times.

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2024 09:47 PM (DgGvY)

239 President Bukele of El Salvador is being accused of having a "kitchen cabinet" of anti-Chavista Venezuelan ex-pats running his election and much of his governance. Apparently there are about 20 of them and they all keep low profiles except for the ones that post on Instagram a lot

It is in the Madrid El Pais and in a number of other south American papers. Apparently this tactic of governance is something that is shocking and cannot be tolerated, since it worked so well for Chavez.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 12, 2024 09:48 PM (D7oie)

240 Fun Fact: Mrs. Aspirin Factory was a young Vinnie Trochek's dental hygienist.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Good money in hockey-adjacent dentistry, I'm sure.

Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2024 09:48 PM (DgGvY)

241 >>Fun Fact: Mrs. Aspirin Factory was a young VInnie Trochek's dental hygienist.

He was a fantastic addition. The mega stars get most of the media but it's guys like Trocheck who make a huge difference. He seems like a really good guy as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2024 09:49 PM (LkLld)

242 He has to. The live ones win two falls out of three.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

But...but... I trusted you Rocky

Posted by: Heartbroken Moose at February 12, 2024 09:50 PM (rbTgL)

243 Weird. There's a "Three Sisters" in the little Rocky Mountain town where I grew up. An open space donated by three rich Jewish sisters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 12, 2024 09:50 PM (0FoWg)

244 Paul molests dead squirrels.

Love is Love.
--------
He's just plain nuts!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 09:51 PM (2yu8s)

245 I wish the Penguins would have dealt Malkin and got Trochek when he became a free agent. So much for that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 09:52 PM (R4t5M)

246 since it worked so well for Chavez.
Posted by: Kindltot

F&(E*ing F*&#!

Posted by: Miklos, in respect ftr Chavez the Hugo at February 12, 2024 09:54 PM (rbTgL)

247 Hanna, Greta, and Sarah.

Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2024 09:54 PM (NxC5+)

248 The Bruins' Eddie LeBec died a penguin too.
🐧

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 12, 2024 09:55 PM (2yu8s)

249 A great team needs those character guys on the third and fourth lines to produce.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 12, 2024 09:55 PM (R4t5M)

250 245 I wish the Penguins would have dealt Malkin and got Trochek when he became a free agent. So much for that shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
--------------------------
Crosby is still playing at a high level but it won't matter. There playoff chances are slim. Malkin is mostly missing. It would be nice if he'd at least not be a stiff. Maybe Jagr is available. He's still playing and pretty well

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 12, 2024 09:57 PM (sAmhv)

251 The Pacific Northwest is a wonderful scenic experience. All the way up to Sitka or Juneau

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 12, 2024 10:08 PM (MeG8a)

252 I every time spent my half аn hour to read this website's contеnt every daү along with a cup of coffee.

Posted by: alfredo at February 13, 2024 02:18 AM (tTJst)

253 Even the turks knew you had to separate the military from the polity. That anyone in uniform is pushing left-wing, or any other political view is disgusting and a complete retraction of who we are and who we have always been, screw them they should all be fired.

I joined the military when they ask you if you were gay, and if you said you were gay, you were out. Nobody thought this was weird. They had the rules and that was that. They are trying to war the military and use it against their own country.


They wonder why no one wants to join no matter how much they pay. we used to join gladly and we got paid a hell of a lot less. we joined because we thought it was an important thing we thought we were doing the right thing. Now you have recruit depot even in deep south areas and they will never show white man ever they will show black women, Asian women and whatever they can come up with on their posters, but never white men. I don’t like the racial stuff. I think it’s a bunch of bullshit, it was the left that came up with this crap, and is trying to destroy us. The US military is on its knees and it is because of the hard-core left.

Most people simply do not care, and they

Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2024 02:33 AM (mWOSZ)

254 Will still vote hard left. There is tribalism here, and many just will not give up their own tribe no matter what it does to everyone else. if Trump does get in and of course, that is a very big If, the first thing he has to do is get rid of many layers of the top echelon of the military, fire, all of them.

Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2024 02:34 AM (mWOSZ)

255 To the average American peak hockey was the American team at the Olympics. The reality is hockey will always be a niche sport in the United States is it certainly not going to grow in my opinion. Bear pushing soccer like what has never been done before and even with 30% of the country being Hispanic soccer is still a niche sport in this country. ESPN has gone all out they regularly give us scores from England and Argentina. Are they for real? Of course we know they are not.

Maybe hockey will get its time, but something strange would have to happen. Someone would have to come out as super pro American or something. I’ll be honest I can’t think of why hockey whatever gain another fan in this country. if anything sports are losing fans from hockey to baseball to football to golf, we are losing interest because when we look at the stars, we don’t see ourselves anymore.

Posted by: Quint at February 13, 2024 02:51 AM (mWOSZ)

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