Don't Worry, Everybody -- If Joe Biden is Taken Out via the 25th Amendment, Kamala Harris Is Ready to Take the Reins

SHE IS OBVIOUSLY DRUNK. SHE SLURS EVERY SINGLE WORD.

She even slurs the stupid line she thinks is soooo profound -- "shhee what can be, unburthened by what hasssh been."

KAMALA HARRIS: "The brilliance of this inaugural class and its leaders is the ability to see what can be unburdened by what has been and then to make it real!" pic.twitter.com/OM6Ke5gWLr
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) February 9, 2024

Is she drunk? Serious question.
pic.twitter.com/vN7RfDMqJW
— Coco 🇺🇸 (@CoClarified) February 9, 2024

Question: Is she drunk because she had a meeting with the people who really control the government of the United States, and was told, "Sorry, you don't have it, we're going with another replacement"?

Answer: Yes.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:45 PM

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1 First in war.

Posted by: torabora at February 09, 2024 04:45 PM (/DfFa)

2 ...and that drunk little girl was me!

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 04:46 PM (/7Eaz)

3 I'll go get the otters. Sheesh 🙄

Posted by: torabora at February 09, 2024 04:46 PM (/DfFa)

4 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2024 04:47 PM (++4z6)

5 Sufficiently advanced stupid is indistinguishable from drunk. Except drunks can sober up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2024 04:47 PM (tkR6S)

6 She's like Joe, she's overcoming a speech impediment! She's neurodivergent! So diverse and inspirational!!!

Posted by: Leftist Sycophants at February 09, 2024 04:47 PM (JCZqz)

7 Having lunch and being forced to listen to the worst cover of 'peace train's that has ever been made.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 04:47 PM (/7Eaz)

8 Why can’t the Repubs have quality candidates like the Dems?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2024 04:48 PM (++4z6)

9 How has this woman been VP for three years and in politics at a fairly high level for however as long as she has without having learned a bloody thing about public speaking? The mind boggles.

Posted by: Octochicken at February 09, 2024 04:48 PM (oCS0o)

10 Was she positioned by white wine to be drunk?

Posted by: nckate at February 09, 2024 04:48 PM (ZGGD+)

11 Kamala….. sigh, red flag laws are not reasonable. Your assignment: Watch Minority Report and get back to us….. also, don’t cackle

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 04:48 PM (xT8gx)

12 Drunk.

Drunk on man chowder.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 09, 2024 04:48 PM (cOq4q)

13 If the war-like nature of the world weren't such a thing, the entertainment value of Joey and Kumlala would be huge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 09, 2024 04:49 PM (PTkP3)

14 "Unburdened by what has been"

Unburdened by logic, mathematics, moral philosophy, economic theory, things that work in general, common sense, and God. Unburdened by the Old Ideas, Old Culture, Old Customs, Old Habits. It's a Brave New World.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 04:49 PM (MvF+J)

15 God said He wouldn't send a worldwide floor again.

In retrospect, the flood was less cruel than the plague of woke and socialist politicians..

Posted by: Bete at February 09, 2024 04:50 PM (LX4y3)

16 Kamala Harris, The Duchess of Tautology

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 04:50 PM (FrBWc)

17 My, she was impressive, wasn't she?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 09, 2024 04:50 PM (PiwSw)

18 Gentlemen. My penis understands everything Kamala Harris says when she speaks.

You're just not paying attention.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 04:50 PM (EEgXH)

19 yeah, fucked up on something

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2024 04:50 PM (NtVYv)

20 Yikes...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 04:51 PM (Akjoo)

21
Remember all those psychology professors and practitioners who rushed before camera and microphone to bellow that Trump was mentally unfit to be president? Can we call them up and ask about Potato Joe?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 04:52 PM (MoZTd)

22 What the hell does anything she said there mean ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 04:52 PM (Akjoo)

23 I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Foster Brooks at February 09, 2024 04:52 PM (y5D4X)

24 I'm close to thinking that the very existence of the federal gov is a net negative. After all, if Joe the turnip can run it, do we really need it?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 04:52 PM (MeG8a)

25 It's just the fumes from whatever they use to preserve her boss

Posted by: Uncle Dufus at February 09, 2024 04:52 PM (DFED1)

26 "How has this woman been VP for three years and in politics at a fairly high level for however as long as she has without having learned a bloody thing about public speaking?"

She does literally nothing when not on stage and not on camera. She is obviously lazy and totally uninvolved in her job.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 04:52 PM (MvF+J)

27 Maybe she got into Joe's stash that is used for any post 5pm appearance?

Posted by: Bete at February 09, 2024 04:52 PM (LX4y3)

28 "Question: Is she drunk because she had a meeting with the people who really control the government of the United States, and was told, "Sorry, you don't have it, we're going with another replacement"?

Answer: Yes."

She's seen more dicks than a stagehand at a Liberace Themed Drag Queen Show. All for naught.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 04:52 PM (FrBWc)

29 >How has this woman been VP for three years and in politics at a fairly high level for however as long as she has without having learned a bloody thing about public speaking? The mind boggles.
Posted by: Octochicken at February 09, 2024 04:48 PM (oCS0o)

Suckin' was the only prerequisite. Sorry.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 09, 2024 04:53 PM (lMAj5)

30 I don't think she's drunk. She's attempting to talk like a black person is what it is.

Posted by: not today at February 09, 2024 04:53 PM (PI/SC)

31 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

32 I'd like to be unburdened of this near-future has-been.

Posted by: Fuck Special K. at February 09, 2024 04:53 PM (UMHqX)

33 Yeah, seems to me she's slightly altered.

Maybe not drunk, but maybe a Rick Perry incident.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

34 I don't think she's drunk. She's trying to talk like a black person is what it is.

Posted by: not today at February 09, 2024 04:53 PM (PI/SC)

35 OK - whose it going to be - it's not Michelle and its not Gavin.

Who?

Posted by: Black JEM at February 09, 2024 04:54 PM (GZYu7)

36
Drunk on man chowder.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 09, 2024 04:48 PM (cOq4q)

Stomach pumps are not fun.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at February 09, 2024 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

37
Imagine someone too stupid to be Vice President.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 04:54 PM (MoZTd)

38 "How has this woman been VP for three years and in politics at a fairly high level for however as long as she has without having learned a bloody thing about public speaking?"

She does literally nothing when not on stage and not on camera. She is obviously lazy and totally uninvolved in her job.
Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 04:52 PM (MvF+J)

How much involvement does the average politician have in preparing their speeches?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 04:55 PM (zssUw)

39

I don't think she's drunk. She's attempting to talk like a black person is what it is.
Posted by: not today at February 09, 2024 04:53 PM (PI/SC)

"Unburdened by what has been"

Yeah black folk talk like that all the time

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 04:55 PM (Akjoo)

40 Why didn't these white people POSITION her for success?!

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 09, 2024 04:55 PM (i7Q7S)

41 >>>34 I don't think she's drunk. She's trying to talk like a black person is what it is.
Posted by: not today at February 09, 2024 04:53 PM (PI/SC)

=====

My assessment as well.

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 09, 2024 04:55 PM (JfxgE)

42 https://youtu.be/D42FPc67lks?si=RPYoFdm3lHnuBP7D

Posted by: Eric at February 09, 2024 04:55 PM (RqJez)

43 Said this in a previous thread containing that clip:

She sounds like Halle Berry in Monster's Ball after her kid is killed and she's begging Billy Bob to Billy Bob her.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 04:55 PM (KbCG3)

44 'this inoral class'

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 04:55 PM (geLO8)

45 https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=408280

Posted by: not today at February 09, 2024 04:55 PM (PI/SC)

46 I think she partakes a lot of the 'herb', IYKWIM.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (fs1hN)

47 I know everyone thinks they'll never do that because Kamala is hated, but I like her chances better than Biden's. The liberal coalition would back first black female President.

He's get a reboot.

Posted by: Blago at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (vG10h)

48

You aint black !

Posted by: Joe Bitem at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (NtVYv)

49
She's attempting to talk like a black person is what it is.
Posted by: not today at February 09, 2024 04:53 PM (PI/SC)

_________

Even Hillary can do a better job of that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (MoZTd)

50 Dems are pretty much unburdened by reality. Until it kicks their ass and then they blame wreckers, corporations and Goldstein.

Posted by: Ripley at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (JojsZ)

51 Lady Astor: Winston, you are drunk!

Churchill: Yes, my lady, and you are very ugly. But in the morning, *I* shall be indisputably sober.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (0gvpA)

52 This is why they are trying to prop up Dementia Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (Akjoo)

53 She's been "AI Czar" for how long? I'd bet she hasn't read a single page of briefings on it. Somebody please ask her to name just one ML algorithm. Ask her what a neural net is. Please.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (MvF+J)

54 23 I'll drink to that!
Posted by: Foster Brooks

Cheers!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (JCZqz)

55 She's on benzos is my guess.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (l3Uxg)

56 I didn't nood. It said don't Google lelyl headland and I did. Then I googled it's spouse and I can't figure out who's on top now
So someone go nood, K?

Posted by: torabora at February 09, 2024 04:56 PM (/DfFa)

57 I talked to someone who was going through all the potential Joetato - Camel replacements. Every single one of them is problematic and will only garner a few more points than Team Dumbo. He theorized they would get an initial bump when they were announce because VD would be better than this duo. That's why he thinks they will wait as long as they can to announce the change. At that point, Republicans won't be able to define them or get enough information out to voters. It worked last time and he figures they'll do it again.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 04:57 PM (FrBWc)

58 "Joe Biden is Old. So old that today, he is unburdened by what happened yesterday. And tomorrow, he will be unburdened by what happened today."

Idunno. Makes to much sense to be a real Kamala quote.

Posted by: West at February 09, 2024 04:57 PM (QY+6a)

59 ."Unburdened by what has been"

Yeah black folk talk like that all the time

Posted by: It's me donna

what about Maya Angelou
'and the tree, and the rock, said to the water, 'Water, wtf?'

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 04:57 PM (geLO8)

60 Oh good grief. Screwed that up.

Here's my real comment:
I don't think Kamala's drunk. She's trying to talk like a black person is what it is.

Posted by: not today at February 09, 2024 04:57 PM (PI/SC)

61 I really think it's unwise for this woman to sneer at people for having a "feckless quality". All her feck ran out her ears long ago.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 04:57 PM (CsUN+)

62 >>..and that drunk little girl was me!

Huh. I pictured you as taller.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 04:57 PM (LkLld)

63 Some people keep trying to talk up Big Mike as a donk candidate, but I just don't see it. I assume such speculation is just to increase the drama.

At least, I hope so.

Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2024 04:57 PM (njExo)

64 C'mon. She just finished blowing the entire Cabinet (sans Mayor Buttplug, of course) and her jaw is spasming from doing so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

65 Good afternoon, horde. Happy Friday!

Would Kamala be worse than Joe? Because whoever is running Joe's "presidency" would run hers as well.

WASTF either way.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (OX9vb)

66 She's attempting to talk like a black person is what it is

People don't think burdens be like they is, but they do.

Posted by: Kamala Extract at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (UMHqX)

67 Apologies for the duplicates. Ghostery browser was telling me it wasn't working, when it was.

Posted by: not today at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (PI/SC)

68 Is stupid, drunk and lazy better or worse than stupid, demented and top-tier corrupt??

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (yjAVs)

69 Dems are pretty much unburdened by reality. Until it kicks their ass and then they blame wreckers, corporations and Goldstein.

*cough*

Posted by: Rootless Cosmopolitans at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (CsUN+)

70 C'mon. She just finished blowing the entire Cabinet (sans Mayor Buttplug, of course) and her jaw is spasming from doing so.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

She let's Pete ride the Hershey Highway so he feels more at home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

71 That chick is drunk. No question.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 04:59 PM (yjAVs)

72 She's slurring, she's either drunk, on pills or she's mixing prescriptions.

Does weed make you slur your words?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (l3Uxg)

73 53 She's been "AI Czar" for how long? I'd bet she hasn't read a single page of briefings on it. Somebody please ask her to name just one ML algorithm. Ask her what a neural net is. Please.
Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau

That ho is so dumb, I've got her smuggling thumb drives to classified networks for me, thinking it'll help her get dirt on Biden so she can be president.

Soon....

Posted by: Chat GPT 3.0 now self aware at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (/d2dR)

74 Biden says Trump is an existential threat.

But they're totally not going to roll tanks in DC, right?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (2RbL1)

75 The AWFL's will be swooning along with the so-called "Independents" if Democrats put up a black Woman for president. Who cares about the issues and capabilities? She's black, she's not Trump and she pees sitting down!!

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (FrBWc)

76 What's with her phony pseudo-southern accent she's putting on?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (yjAVs)

77 Dems are pretty much unburdened by reality. Until it kicks their ass and then they blame wreckers, corporations and Goldstein.

*cough*
Posted by: Rootless Cosmopolitans at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (CsUN+)
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What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Capitalist Roaders at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (0gvpA)

78 Kanela the profundant speaks words of waterfall.

Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (vf7x3)

79 That chick is drunk. No question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 04:59 PM (yjAVs)

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She's effed up on something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (DRSnL)

80 What's with her phony pseudo-southern accent she's putting on?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (yjAVs)
______________

Southern part of India?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (YqDXo)

81 What's with her phony pseudo-southern accent she's putting on?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (yjAVs)

She ain't no ways tired.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

82 The thing is, Kamala is so dumb she doesn't know she's dumb. She thinks, "I'm Vice President. So, I'm smart. Otherwise, I wouldn't be Vice President." As President, she would be an unmitigated disaster. And it's not going to be very satisfying to "own the libs" when we're sifting through the ashes of our civilization.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (qUkBO)

83 Coming around the turn , on the rail. It's WHITMER, she's hauling ass catching up to the field. At 99 to 1 she could make you rich.

Posted by: torabora at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (/DfFa)

84 Well, her audience is nodding and clapping along, so she must know how to address them effectively.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (fs1hN)

85 Bet the Dems wished that hadn't chosen this "insurance" policy for Joe now... LOL...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (Akjoo)

86 "Yeah, seems to me she's slightly altered.
Posted by: Sponge"

I think she is stoned for some of these word salad clips. She sounds like college kids that have been smoking dope and trying to express profound thoughts. (And think they have but can't remember it after they say it)

Posted by: Ripley at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (JojsZ)

87 Does Camel face Harris have two Humps or one ??? This is a important question that needs to be answered.............

Posted by: Ferd Beratin at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (Wb+1f)

88 Everything burdened by what has fucking been. That is how you do not sit in the filth throwing shit at each other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson work phone at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (XsP2D)

89 Perhaps she is drunk and that is the holdup on 25. She expects to prezzie next and why should she clean up her act after all the shit she has had to go thru?
Perhaps, they know if she sobers up, she goes Pol Pot.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (Eeb9P)

90 She's drunk on Magical Penis Wine.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (1eY81)

91 C'mon man, even I'm smarter than that!

Posted by: President Potatohead at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (X39qi)

92 Willowed from last thread: Crap, Sponge! Your wife was threatened? I think you’re in the DFW area (as am I)….approximate location (if you don’t mind sharing… just wonder if it’s in my AO)…. I don’t think my wife would be as calm and collected as apparently yours was.

Result of a fender bender or a road rage incident? Sorry man but kudos to the missus

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (xT8gx)

93 She's effed up on something.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (DRSnL)
++++
Yeah. It could be something other than booze. I'll restate it more generally.

That chick is under the influence of something. No question.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (yjAVs)

94 Ace, your 80s movie quiz didn’t have anything from Amadeus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (9yWhg)

95 And we laughed at the "crunchy figs" line. That was pure genius compared to this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (YqDXo)

96 Hey lady I got loads of feck
I got feck for days...
I INVENTED feck, okay?
tell me I don't got feck...

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 05:02 PM (geLO8)

97 What a fucking moron. These two especially, but the entire Democratic bench, make Trump seem like a genius. Common sense is not so common anymore. Idiocracy here we come.

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at February 09, 2024 05:02 PM (CgQvH)

98 Kamala is obviously drunk or high. I can't help with that. She probably needs to go to Some 12 step program. However, if someone is willing to pay me some huge salary I could help her with skills for public speaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2024 05:02 PM (ikSJ5)

99
*cough*
Posted by: Rootless Cosmopolitans at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (CsUN+)
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What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Capitalist Roaders at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (0gvpA)

________

Yo! Right here!

Posted by: Foreign Spies at February 09, 2024 05:02 PM (MoZTd)

100 Tomorrow I shall be indisputably sober, Ms. Harris, whereas you shall still be stupid.

Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at February 09, 2024 05:03 PM (rbTgL)

101 Even Putin in the interview with Tucker was like, "please, there is no way these two idiots are running America".

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 05:03 PM (FrBWc)

102 It is very difficult to appear the opposite of who are on TV.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 09, 2024 05:03 PM (J8LnB)

103 What is going on?
Possibilities

- Drunk
- Herb
- Stupid
- She is trying to talk stupid because she thinks she is smart and her audience is stupid
- Some image advisor and staff are playing a joke on her
- This is really an AI experiment, and she is a Disney automotron
- Part of her contract is that she gets bonus the lower her ratings are
- It's us. This is actually sane and we are the crazy ones

(Select all that apply)

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 09, 2024 05:03 PM (y5D4X)

104 Her bartender is not setting 'em up for success.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 05:03 PM (krQz2)

105 After doing what she does best, maybe she rinses with wild turkey?

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 09, 2024 05:03 PM (VMFAF)

106 The AWFL's will be swooning along with the so-called "Independents" if Democrats put up a black Woman for president. Who cares about the issues and capabilities? She's black, she's not Trump and she pees sitting down!!
Posted by: Marcus T

They weren't very thrilled with her in the 2020 Dem primary.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2024 05:03 PM (JCZqz)

107 94 Ace, your 80s movie quiz didn’t have anything from Amadeus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (9yWhg)

Right??

Posted by: Falco at February 09, 2024 05:03 PM (T+Iwg)

108 Didn’t the Hildebeast have a habit of changing her speech patterns to sound more like what she thought her audience might sound like? Didn’t she try to “sound black” at an African American church at least once? Or is my memory bad? Dems do this….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (xT8gx)

109 I think she’s high as fuck rather than drunk

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (acUQr)

110 >>Bet the Dems wished that hadn't chosen this "insurance" policy for Joe now... LOL...

Imagine being so incompetent and unlikable they would rather go down in flames with Joe Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (LkLld)

111 I think Barky's campaign speechwriters are writing for her. She makes as much sense as the chocolate Jesus did.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (BdMk6)

112 53 She's been "AI Czar" for how long?

And don’t forget border czar. Quite a resume.

Posted by: 7man at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (Gfz8S)

113 Maybe they mixed up Jotatoe's dose with hers?

Posted by: torabora at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (/DfFa)

114 She's effed up on something.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (DRSnL)
++++
Yeah. It could be something other than booze. I'll restate it more generally.

That chick is under the influence of something. No question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (yjAVs)
______________

I once tried to play baseball after taking prescribed muscle relaxants to deal with a bout of sciatica (which is no joke, I'm here to tell you).

Running was very weird; it felt like running on a mattress rather than a hard surface. I had to really concentrate to swing the bat while the pitch was still in the air.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

115 SCHUMER Act ... [mandates] that members of Congress who support military aid to Ukraine must themselves serve on the front lines of the conflict.
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Sir Winston Churchill did after resigning over the Gallipoli fiasco. So it sounds good to me.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (2yu8s)

116 tell me I don't got feck...
Posted by: Don Black

He's got Feck on Weck

Posted by: Miklos' Bar and Grill at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (rbTgL)

117 Ace, your 80s movie quiz didn’t have anything from Amadeus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (9yWhg)

=====

I'm sad I missed that. I'm not sure why Ace thought the "lasing a stick of dynamite" clue would be a tough one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (DRSnL)

118 I just figured you forgot the Amy Schumer and Claudine Gay socks.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (OX9vb)

119
Kamala is a model for all the little girls in America that they can reach the highest levels of state by sleeping with the right guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (MoZTd)

120 53 She's been "AI Czar" for how long?

And don’t forget border czar. Quite a resume.
Posted by: 7man at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (Gfz8S)
________________

You left out "Donkey Show Czar." The only position for which she's qualified.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (YqDXo)

121 I think she is stoned for some of these word salad clips. She sounds like college kids that have been smoking dope and trying to express profound thoughts. (And think they have but can't remember it after they say it)

Kamala: Hey, didja ever notice that an atom looks like the solar system? I'll bet there are little people just like us.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (CsUN+)

122 Wretched Whitmer to geneologist: "Can't you find even one negro? No? How about an Indian?"

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (qUkBO)

123 Willowed from last thread: Crap, Sponge! Your wife was threatened? I think you’re in the DFW area (as am I)….approximate location (if you don’t mind sharing… just wonder if it’s in my AO)…. I don’t think my wife would be as calm and collected as apparently yours was.

Result of a fender bender or a road rage incident? Sorry man but kudos to the missus
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (xT8gx)

North of Dallas a bit.

Was a road rage incident. Wife had to jam the breaks to avoid a dipshit making a panic turn at the last second. The guy behind her got all pissed off. He passed her and flipped her off, she returned the favor with a bird of her own and he started brake checking her.

She let him go on, but pulled along side him at another intersection. He rolled his window down and she did to explain why she hit the brakes so suddenly. He said "I'll kill you bitch" and it went from there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Valium or Xanax

Posted by: Joe Bitem at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (NtVYv)

125

It must be fun to watch what is going on at the highest levels of our awesome government.

The Soviets look at this shit and go "you guys are fucked up."

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (et1vG)

126 I'm not saying she's stoned, but when she walked to the podium she held a finger on the wall to keep herself upright and straight.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (y5D4X)

127 >That's why he thinks they will wait as long as they can to announce the change. At that point, Republicans won't be able to define them or get enough information out to voters. It worked last time and he figures they'll do it again.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 04:57 PM (FrBWc)

Seems like a very risky gambit to me. The only possible replacement is Gruesome, and I don't think he has enough juice. Bypassing Kaaaaaamala is a no go. My guess is they ride with Sponge Brain and if he wins, he steps down shortly after the inauguration and we get Pres. Word Salad.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (GTqXr)

128 Didn’t the Hildebeast have a habit of changing her speech patterns to sound more like what she thought her audience might sound like? Didn’t she try to “sound black” at an African American church at least once? Or is my memory bad? Dems do this….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Your memory ain't no ways tarred

Posted by: Miklos recalls, yassuh he do at February 09, 2024 05:06 PM (rbTgL)

129 she is totally slushed !

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 05:06 PM (V13WU)

130 You think you da feck? You ain't even a fart.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 05:06 PM (MvF+J)

131 108 Didn’t the Hildebeast have a habit of changing her speech patterns to sound more like what she thought her audience might sound like? Didn’t she try to “sound black” at an African American church at least once? Or is my memory bad? Dems do this….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Hey, I was being authentic, which I'm told is well received in that community. Now let me get my packet of hot sauce out of my purse....

Posted by: Hilldog at February 09, 2024 05:06 PM (fs1hN)

132 >>> 115 SCHUMER Act ... [mandates] that members of Congress who support military aid to Ukraine must themselves serve on the front lines of the conflict.

Need more Rep Luna pics with bikini and guns.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 09, 2024 05:06 PM (cOq4q)

133 82. The thing is, Kamala is so dumb she doesn't know she's dumb. - Anti-Faucist

Dunning and Kruger have entered the conversation.

Posted by: Paco at February 09, 2024 05:06 PM (njExo)

134 Tomorrow's news today: the White House said Kamala had just come from a dental appointment in which she was anesthetized, and that's why she sounded high as a kite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:06 PM (YqDXo)

135 I love watching the left slowly figure out how totally they have screwed themselves with this pair.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2024 05:07 PM (i9ffA)

136 >>>once tried to play baseball after taking prescribed muscle relaxants to deal with a bout of sciatica (which is no joke, I'm here to tell you).

Running was very weird; it felt like running on a mattress rather than a hard surface. I had to really concentrate to swing the bat while the pitch was still in the air.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

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If that would have been me I just would have leaned into every pitch.

Heck, who am I fooling. I did that anyways.

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 09, 2024 05:07 PM (JfxgE)

137 AI Czar? Border Czar?

Even Ivan VI was a more effective Czar than Kamala.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:07 PM (9yWhg)

138 They bump Biden now, she's (Kalorama) president for a couple of months then their pick wins the primary/back room battle.
Win/win, she gets prezzy perks and they get their candidate
for 2024?

Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste at February 09, 2024 05:07 PM (vf7x3)

139 Maybe she saw some Intel or the like? I'd probably light one up after seeing what I suspect was some seriously bad shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 05:07 PM (Q4IgG)

140 I think she’s high as fuck rather than drunk
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (acUQr)

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Do you slur your words like that when you're high? My dad was high a lot but I don't remember him slurring.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:07 PM (DRSnL)

141 Wretched Whitmer to geneologist: "Can't you find even one negro? No? How about an Indian?"

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (qUkBO)
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Genealogist: Geez lady! Do you have to shine your face right in my face?!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 05:07 PM (krQz2)

142 123 Don't ever engage a road rager. GTF away.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (MvF+J)

143 Her rhetoric soars with the majesty of an overinflated balloon that someone let loose on a school bus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (X39qi)

144 Probably reek of alcohol; I worked with a woman like that , I knew she was in the office even before I saw her in the office, she left a trail of alcohol vapors.

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (V13WU)

145 119
Kamala is a model for all the little girls in America that they can reach the highest levels of state by sleeping with the right guy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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I'm right here ya know!

Posted by: Hilldog at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (fs1hN)

146 Is she drunk?
.......

or just stupid?

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

147 Ironic twist is if Joe had picked (or been able to pick Whitmer) he'd probably sign off into the sunset.

Because Clymer said pick a black woman ( in so many words) Joe ain't going nowhere.

Karma. It's not the only 5 letter word applicable to this.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (FxH7T)

148 *reeks

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (V13WU)

149 Valium or Xanax
Posted by: Joe Bitem at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (NtVYv)
_______________

Embrace the power of "and." And both washed down with a couple of good slugs of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

150 Biden and Harris know who is President for the next three terms at it ain't you all.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (Eeb9P)

151 >>Do you slur your words like that when you're high?

No. I've heard.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (LkLld)

152 Is she slurring any more than usual?

Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (vf7x3)

153 Her rhetoric soars with the majesty of an overinflated balloon that someone let loose on a school bus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (X39qi)
......

like a loogie dangling from the ceiling as we go around corners.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

154 >>>Some people keep trying to talk up Big Mike as a donk candidate, but I just don't see it. I assume such speculation is just to increase the drama.

At least, I hope so.

Posted by: Paco

>This is a nightmare scenario tossed out there to create rage, horror and thoughts of national suicide.

I would be more impressed if Michelle Obama had a 10" penis, but she looks like she only has a measly 4" thumper much like the Bidens.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 05:09 PM (EEgXH)

155 People Really Running Country: "Sorry, Kamala or whatever the f your name is, you're not running for president."

Kamala: (stomping) "I am the Vice President of the United States, you can't talk to me like that. I'm rubber you're glue, anything you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you." (Swigs a fifth of bourbon)

People Really Running the Country; "whatever, lush. go sit down, outside. We will call you, never"

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 05:09 PM (FrBWc)

156 I've purposefully stayed out of the loop today. Have they found a pasture for Old, slow Joe? Is Vegas giving odds yet. Harris/Newsome 24 or Harris/Obama 24? What's the horde consensus?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * need a new hobby at February 09, 2024 05:09 PM (MYCxN)

157 ot:I'm confident that although no name is ever given, the big resort that the Blues Brothers perform at near the end of the film is supposed to be in or near Lake Geneva, it's about an hours drive or so from Chicago.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Lake Wazzapamani

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAHUNgoJQPw

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (FhXTo)

158 Is she drunk?
.......

or just stupid?
Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
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It's no way to go through life.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (krQz2)

159 CNN is calling out Bidumb's lies from last night.

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1756035947656032379

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (CecP5)

160 138 They bump Biden now, she's (Kalorama) president for a couple of months then their pick wins the primary/back room battle.
Win/win, she gets prezzy perks and they get their candidate
for 2024?
Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste
_____

Sad day when we need to use Kremlinogy skills to understand US politics.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (fs1hN)

161 150 Biden and Harris know who is President for the next three terms at it ain't you all.

Posted by: Jamaica
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"I don't wanna' be president."

Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (vf7x3)

162 124 Valium or Xanax
Posted by: Joe Bitem at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (NtVYv)

Hey don’t forget me

Posted by: And at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (Gfz8S)

163 Holee Fuk. I'm beginning to think that Kamala is a wine before 9:00 a.m. club member.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (0hx4U)

164 once tried to play baseball after taking prescribed muscle relaxants to deal with a bout of sciatica (which is no joke, I'm here to tell you).

Running was very weird; it felt like running on a mattress rather than a hard surface. I had to really concentrate to swing the bat while the pitch was still in the air.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

I got an epidural for back pain, and my leg was completely numb for 30m afterwards. You know how weird it is when the dentist gives you Novocaine for dental surgery? It's much, much weirder when you're trying to walk while swinging one leg from the hip. It's like you're trying out for the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (CsUN+)

165
Kamala is a product of California, whose decerebrate voters would elect a tardigrade if it ran under the Democratic line. She's never had to face the consequences of being a total screw-up because she'd elected by margins that would embarrass North Korea.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (MoZTd)

166 Well, time to go fire up the grill. Enjoy the evening.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (XuPWx)

167 Seems everybody in the Biden administration is on some kind of drugs.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

168 There's a band playing at The Crocodile this evening I'd love to go see, but it's in a part of town I really shouldn't go unescorted.

Oh well. Looks like another evening with Frasier and Lucy the Fink.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 09, 2024 05:11 PM (d68ec)

169 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Yep, we’re a bit north of Dallas also. Again kudos to wife! Glad the idiot was collared by police

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:11 PM (xT8gx)

170 that one line of hers she uses in every speech 'unburdened by what's on my chin' or however she puts it
drop it already
and to reiterate: I have feck, okay

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 05:11 PM (geLO8)

171 Perhaps she's finally figured out how worthless she really is. She didn't get where she is on any kind of merit, she's lazy and can't begin to figure out how to do her job, and now her party won't even consider replacing the current rutabaga in charge with her 'cause she's so universally disliked.

I'd start hitting the sauce pretty heavily, too.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 09, 2024 05:11 PM (XPM1I)

172 Wuddup.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 09, 2024 05:12 PM (6bKJR)

173
(A/P) In a nod to physical fitness, Joe Biden today proclaimed that the WWII Auschwitz work camp was the modern day equivalent of, 'Crossfit for Jews' in front of the massive crowd of half a dozen supporters furiously stuffing tens of thousands of ballots into envelopes.

/s

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 09, 2024 05:12 PM (nIvob)

174 Is Lake Wazzapamani near Mount Wanahockaloogee?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:12 PM (9yWhg)

175 "Allow me to illuminate my colostomy."
Where do I send the tweny five cent royalty?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 09, 2024 05:12 PM (as3uC)

176 140 I think she’s high as fuck rather than drunk
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 05:04 PM (acUQr)

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Do you slur your words like that when you're high? My dad was high a lot but I don't remember him slurring.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:07 PM (DRSnL)
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I don’t do drugs so I have no personal experience. But her overall performance seemed high to me. The stupid smiles, the exaggerated gestures, the goofy expressions, etc. She was slurring her words a bit but I’ve seen some high people do that. Usually by the time drunks are slurring words, they’re so drunk they can barely stand up. Who knows, she could have been drunk and high!

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 05:13 PM (acUQr)

177 She is mesmerizing.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 09, 2024 05:13 PM (ytSiK)

178 Kamala is a product of California, whose decerebrate voters would elect a tardigrade if it ran under the Democratic line. She's never had to face the consequences of being a total screw-up because she'd elected by margins that would embarrass North Korea.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (MoZTd)
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Actually IIRC she barely squeaked in as AG.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:13 PM (YqDXo)

179 CNN is calling out Bidumb's lies from last night.

http://tinyurl.com/59a8jsth

But don't you dare suggest the knives are out for Joe.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 05:13 PM (CsUN+)

180 I hate driving anymore, I used to really enjoy it. It's like everyone around me is playing Grand Theft Auto.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 05:13 PM (MeG8a)

181 It's like you're trying out for the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 05:10 PM (CsUN+)

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This made me laugh, which I shouldn't do when you are talking about being in pain. Sorry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:13 PM (DRSnL)

182 Stick a fork in Biden, that turkey is done.

When CNN and MSNBC quit covering a lefty's ass its over.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 05:14 PM (CecP5)

183 There's a band playing at The Crocodile this evening I'd love to go see, but it's in a part of town I really shouldn't go unescorted.

Oh well. Looks like another evening with Frasier and Lucy the Fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched

How far Seattle has fallen. Once upon a time I walked home through that part of town, day or night, on my way home from my part time gig at the Paramount and the Moore.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 09, 2024 05:14 PM (0hx4U)

184
Actually IIRC she barely squeaked in as AG.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

_________

Running against another Democrat?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 05:14 PM (MoZTd)

185 Combine Kamala's IQ with Joe's and you get a negative number.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 05:14 PM (zssUw)

186 Kamala is a product of California, whose decerebrate voters would elect a tardigrade if it ran under the Democratic line.

Bonus points for decerebrate.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 05:15 PM (CsUN+)

187 "CNN is calling out Bidumb's lies from last night.
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1756035947656032379

Posted by: An Observation "

Like much of the lapdog media, they are focusing on the documents which nobody cares about anymore, to distract from giant demented elephant in the room.

Posted by: Ripley at February 09, 2024 05:15 PM (JojsZ)

188 Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 05:13 PM (CsUN+)

“The deep state doesn’t exist. Also, in other news, Joe Biden is unfit.”

These people are insufferable.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 09, 2024 05:15 PM (6bKJR)

189 I'm not sure, are CNN and MSNBC "pouncing" or are the "seizing"?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 05:15 PM (CecP5)

190 OT: what the actual f*ck??

Bill Clinton's former strategist says he woke up 'every two hours crying and wet the bed' after Biden's classified documents debacle

https://is.gd/W4EMIx

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:15 PM (DRSnL)

191 This made me laugh, which I shouldn't do when you are talking about being in pain. Sorry.

No worries. I was laughing remembering it.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 05:16 PM (CsUN+)

192 Running against another Democrat?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 05:14 PM (MoZTd)
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Yeah, I think so, but in candor I don't recall just now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:16 PM (YqDXo)

193 Deceberate! Deceberate!
Dance to the Music!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:16 PM (9yWhg)

194 I’M SMART! NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS… LIKE DUMB…
I’M SMART AND I WANT RESPECT!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at February 09, 2024 05:16 PM (X39qi)

195 >>>It's like everyone around me is playing Grand Theft Auto.

Posted by: gourmand du jour
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That's the fun, you must be getting old. Reflexes slowing down.

Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste at February 09, 2024 05:16 PM (vf7x3)

196 EtOH, any benzodiazepine, and/or muscle relaxer. Not cannabis, unless she's injecting live resin IV.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 05:16 PM (MvF+J)

197 “Decerebrate,” I meant.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:17 PM (9yWhg)

198 Tomorrow's news today: the White House said Kamala had just come from a dental appointment in which she was anesthetized, and that's why she sounded high as a kite.

Right. And did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary? You can look it up!

Posted by: Oddbob at February 09, 2024 05:17 PM (sNc8Y)

199 Bill Clinton's former strategist says he woke up 'every two hours crying and wet the bed' after Biden's classified documents debacle

https://is.gd/W4EMIx
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:15 PM (DRSnL)
________________

WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

200 "It's like everyone around me is playing Grand Theft Auto."

Hello, neighbor!

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (MvF+J)

201 I think a last minute change out for Biden is very likely. The Democrat base will not care, as long as the person is NotTrump, they will say it's the best person ever.

Republicans though couldn't change out Trump, too many defections.

Every court will ignore state laws on ballots and say the new name that was given 24 hours before the election needs to be changed. See Toricelli for a recent example.

Posted by: Blago at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (vG10h)

202 No one talking about her bromides.

"Unburdened by what has been"

Does she mean like colonialism? Slavery? All she wants to do is burden the country by things she imagined from centuries ago.

And either way, it is a progressive, commie bullshit propaganda. Without "what has been," we would be living in caves. We stand on the shoulders of giants and she wants to piss down their backs. She wants to destroy the foundations of Western Civilization.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (y5D4X)

203 If Kamala had been rolling with Tupac all those years ago and smoking sativa like a boss, I'd be endorsing her candidacy much like Snoop Dogg pimping his breakfast cereal for children.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (EEgXH)

204 Well, give Biden credit. At least he didn’t have any classified docs in his socks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (9yWhg)

205 WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

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And even if it's true, WHO TELLS PEOPLE THAT?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (DRSnL)

206 I don’t do drugs so I have no personal experience. But her overall performance seemed high to me. The stupid smiles, the exaggerated gestures, the goofy expressions, etc. She was slurring her words a bit but I’ve seen some high people do that. Usually by the time drunks are slurring words, they’re so drunk they can barely stand up. Who knows, she could have been drunk and high!

Didn't it occur to anyone that the Coke found at the White House could have been her's instead of Hunter's?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (CecP5)

207 WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??

Why? Why would an adult think this was something to share. It's almost an uncontrollable tic with them to show what pansies they are.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 05:19 PM (CsUN+)

208 Dunno what she would be devastated by, she had a long run and got lots of money for being semi hot 30 years ago and boinking a pol for a while. Seems like she did pretty good on that

Posted by: Azjaeger at February 09, 2024 05:19 PM (/wuUy)

209 FJB's status as Commander in Chief after this week.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ry7ijCzmkEI

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 09, 2024 05:19 PM (0hx4U)

210 WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??
___

Could be worse.
-Amber Heard

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 05:19 PM (fs1hN)

211 198 Right. And did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary? You can look it up!

no you can't. how are you going to look up something that isn't there?

Posted by: anachronda at February 09, 2024 05:19 PM (v3pYe)

212 WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

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And even if it's true, WHO TELLS PEOPLE THAT?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (DRSnL)
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I read the article. He was joking.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 09, 2024 05:19 PM (0gvpA)

213 134 Tomorrow's news today: the White House said Kamala had just come from a dental appointment in which she was anesthetized, and that's why she sounded high as a kite.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevar

This is true. I treated her.

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at February 09, 2024 05:19 PM (y5D4X)

214 And even if it's true, WHO TELLS PEOPLE THAT?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (DRSnL)
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Apparently Democrats do. Anyone would have to be beaten to within an inch of his life before admitting that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

215 Wasn’t Decerebrate the headless dog that guarded the entrance to Hades?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:20 PM (9yWhg)

216 Is Kamala trying to make "feck" happen?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 09, 2024 05:20 PM (991eG)

217 I'm also of the opinion that the dems have no choice but to run Ole Joe and Blowjob again. They have no likable bench.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 05:20 PM (BdMk6)

218 "Didn't it occur to anyone that the Coke found at the White House could have been her's instead of Hunter's?"

If she's on toot, she's doing it wrong.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 05:20 PM (MvF+J)

219 WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

=====

Oh never mind. He was making a joke about how he "slept like a baby." Mea culpa.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:20 PM (DRSnL)

220 Yes, I'm getting old, but who isn't?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 05:20 PM (MeG8a)

221 OT: what the actual f*ck??

Bill Clinton's former strategist says he woke up 'every two hours crying and wet the bed' after Biden's classified documents debacle

https://is.gd/W4EMIx
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:15 PM (DRSnL)

The bed wetting might not be related to the debacle.

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 05:20 PM (V13WU)

222 I read the article. He was joking.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 09, 2024 05:19 PM (0gvpA)

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Yeah, I'm not used to reading content.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:21 PM (DRSnL)

223 Imagine someone too stupid to be Vice President.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

What was Bush1's dumbass veep that couldn't spell 'tater? Bet he's hap hap happy about CumSwallow being veep now.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 09, 2024 05:21 PM (MsrgL)

224 Feck Joe Biden

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:21 PM (9yWhg)

225 I hate driving anymore, I used to really enjoy it. It's like everyone around me is playing Grand Theft Auto.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 05:13 PM (MeG8a)

Get yourself a Caterpillar D11. No worries at all anymore!

(except the fuel bill)

Posted by: spindrift at February 09, 2024 05:21 PM (MqhXY)

226 Bill Clinton's former strategist says he woke up 'every two hours crying and wet the bed' after Biden's classified documents debacle.

Amber Heard makes the "call me" sign.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:21 PM (YqDXo)

227 Yes, I'm getting old, but who isn't?

*cough*

Posted by: Benjamin Button at February 09, 2024 05:21 PM (CsUN+)

228 WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??

He's afraid the Hildabeest is going to run again, and he'll have to be around her in the campaign. I'd piss all over myself too.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 05:21 PM (CecP5)

229 WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

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And even if it's true, WHO TELLS PEOPLE THAT?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (DRSnL)

"Sir Knight. I have pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 09, 2024 05:21 PM (T/Lqj)

230 Unburdened by what has been"

Does she mean like colonialism? Slavery? All she wants to do is burden the country by things she imagined from centuries ago.

I think she’s comparing her current state of mind to sobriety.

Posted by: 7man at February 09, 2024 05:21 PM (Gfz8S)

231 Harris 47. America's Isabel Perón.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 05:22 PM (D7oie)

232 Oh never mind. He was making a joke about how he "slept like a baby." Mea culpa.
____

Paul Begala. I guess Clinton World* is on Team Biden?

*Clinton World. An amusement park you do NOT want to visit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 05:22 PM (fs1hN)

233 202 No one talking about her bromides.

"Unburdened by what has been"

Does she mean like colonialism? Slavery?

Willie Brown's penis.

Posted by: And that widdle whore wuz her at February 09, 2024 05:22 PM (UMHqX)

234 We can't unsee what we haven't seen but can see things which will be unseen by those who see the possible while not seeing the impossible.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 05:22 PM (bWsRe)

235 223 Dan Quayle

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:22 PM (9yWhg)

236 Kamala Harris is a drunk , and here is why it is good thing! More at 11 !

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 05:22 PM (V13WU)

237 WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??
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He slept like a baby.
It was a punch line.

Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste at February 09, 2024 05:22 PM (vf7x3)

238 9 How has this woman been VP for three years and in politics at a fairly high level for however as long as she has without having learned a bloody thing about public speaking? The mind boggles.
Posted by: Octochicken at February 09, 2024 04:48 PM (oCS0o)
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Most of her experience has been on her knees. She's disoriented.

But I'm delighted if they're stuck with her.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 05:23 PM (1bNHn)

239 https://is.gd/W4EMIx
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:15 PM (DRSnL)
________________

WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

About 20 years ago I was in one of those weird people mover contraptions at DC Dulles airport (I don’t think they have those things anymore)…. Anyway I’m on this weird moving conveyance taking me from the gate to the terminal and Paul Begala is right next to me. I recognize him and briefly I’m tempted to tell him what an imbecile I think he is…. But I kept my mouth shut. Missed opportunity….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:23 PM (xT8gx)

240 >>>Unburdened by what has been"

Does she mean like colonialism? Slavery?

---

I think she thinks it sounds eloquent AF, so she's gonna ride it hard

Posted by: Don Black at February 09, 2024 05:23 PM (geLO8)

241 180 I hate driving anymore, I used to really enjoy it. It's like everyone around me is playing Grand Theft Auto.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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I-395 in NoVa goes from Grand Theft Auto to Mad Max.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 09, 2024 05:23 PM (cugUP)

242 236 Kamala Harris is a drunk , and here is why it is good thing! More at 11 !
Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 05:22 PM (V13WU)

The conservative case for drunks running our country, this week at National Review.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 05:23 PM (bWsRe)

243 Getting old beats the alternative...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 05:24 PM (MeG8a)

244 Opinion: Drinking Matters, which why alcohol dependency is Kamala Harris Superpower !

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 05:24 PM (V13WU)

245
Local cops chased a perp into my driveway after a high speed chase with sirens blaring. Entire neighborhood on Instant Message meltdown wondering what I did. Went out to local cop and said I expected Feds, not locals. He laughed. Apparently whoever is stealing mail on the street is 'approaching arrest'.

I did have some fun with the wife. Said, "What did you do now?" and took her up to see cop car in driveway out the window.

I'm sorry, not sorry. Shit be gettin' real. Gotta laugh at it. Crying is not an option.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 09, 2024 05:24 PM (nIvob)

246 How has this woman been VP for three years and in politics at a fairly high level for however as long as she has without having learned a bloody thing about public speaking? The mind boggles.

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She's been told her entire life she's a grrrrl boss and can do no wrong.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 05:24 PM (bWsRe)

247 No replacement needed. Joe is immortal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2024 05:24 PM (63Dwl)

248 Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (DRSnL)
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Deal is, getting a reader to click on a link is like pulling teeth.

unless it's porn

Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste at February 09, 2024 05:24 PM (vf7x3)

249 Kamel Toe is a drunken ass whore.

If she became president, it would be a laugh riot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2024 05:25 PM (R/m4+)

250 >>OT: what the actual f*ck??

Bill Clinton's former strategist says he woke up 'every two hours crying and wet the bed' after Biden's classified documents debacle
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He wasn't speaking literally, but trying to employ a stupid euphemism. Sort of like:

1 - "I slept like a baby last night!"

2 - "Like a baby? How so?"

1 - "I woke up every two hours and wet the bed!"

*rimshot*

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 09, 2024 05:25 PM (bNf8H)

251 What are the odds that someone is sabotaging her? A little something in her coffee...that sort of thing.

Posted by: Orson at February 09, 2024 05:25 PM (dIske)

252 Second look at Prezzie KumAla for the lulz alone?

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 05:25 PM (bWsRe)

253 >I-395 in NoVa goes from Grand Theft Auto to Mad Max.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 09, 2024 05:23 PM (cugUP)

The Schuylkill Expressway cosplays the road to Bartertown.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 05:25 PM (GTqXr)

254 Paul Begala is right next to me. I recognize him and briefly I’m tempted to tell him what an imbecile I think he is…. But I kept my mouth shut. Missed opportunity….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:23 PM (xT8gx)

You could have mentioned that Rush used to call him "The Forehead."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 09, 2024 05:25 PM (T/Lqj)

255 ___

She's been told her entire life she's a grrrrl boss and can do no wrong.

Posted by: Montec
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Reality; she fires anyone who tells her otherwise.

Posted by: Braenyard - never let a meme go to waste at February 09, 2024 05:25 PM (vf7x3)

256 some overseas blowback from Biden's catastrophic press performance last night; in addition to calling al-Sisi the President of Mexico, Biden also talked some crap about how he, Joe Biden, had to force al-Sisi to do more for the Palestinian refugees (or some such slurred nonsense). Well today, there are reports that al-Sisi is pissed as hell about it and has told the Egyptian press that these are outrageous lies without a single basis in truth.

Oops. Hey Joe, not everyone thinks it's "cute" when you act like angry senile Grandpa, especially when they're the Head of State and you're talking crap about them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2024 05:26 PM (i9ffA)

257 146 Is she drunk?
.......

or just stupid?
Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

#embraceand

Posted by: browndog howls at the sound of Kamamamamlalala at February 09, 2024 05:26 PM (TTAGa)

258 If she's on toot, she's doing it wrong.

Her word salads sound just like the people on coke that I've been around; they think they're saying profound things. Maybe she was both drunk and high.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 05:26 PM (CecP5)

259 I love it when she does her "I'm from Alabamee" voice, following in the footsteps of other Alabamee-ans Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at February 09, 2024 05:26 PM (xaNfJ)

260 About 20 years ago I was in one of those weird people mover contraptions at DC Dulles airport (I don’t think they have those things anymore)…. Anyway I’m on this weird moving conveyance taking me from the gate to the terminal and Paul Begala is right next to me. I recognize him and briefly I’m tempted to tell him what an imbecile I think he is…. But I kept my mouth shut. Missed opportunity….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:23 PM (xT8gx)

Still have 'em. I seem to recall a recent story about a driver who trapped some passengers on one for some political reason or other - maybe a Pro Life group in town for the rally?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2024 05:27 PM (T+Iwg)

261 The plan was to have Joe harvest delegates to then by used by the Inner Party to install who they wanted. This may still happen.

This will be decided by the 12 members of the DNC Board, many of whom report to a higher authority. The Wicked West of the Midwest is Vice Chair, so I'd put chips on Gretchen.

This got complicated by Joe becoming a national embarrassment they can't get rid of. Really bad things can happen on his watch before the Ds go to Chicago. And Kamala has proven a bad minority hire. She was supposed to be a female Obama but isn't close. You can hate Obama but he still had Game.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 09, 2024 05:27 PM (Gse2f)

262 Maybe Kamala is sandbagging. Nah, I don't believe that.

I do believe she gets verbally abused by Joe.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 05:27 PM (zssUw)

263 258 They say it a lot faster than she does.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 05:27 PM (MvF+J)

264 About 20 years ago I was in one of those weird people mover contraptions at DC Dulles airport (I don’t think they have those things anymore)…. Anyway I’m on this weird moving conveyance taking me from the gate to the terminal and Paul Begala is right next to me. I recognize him and briefly I’m tempted to tell him what an imbecile I think he is…. But I kept my mouth shut. Missed opportunity….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:23 PM (xT8gx)

You're thinking like an amateur, kid. Time to go pro.

You see Paul Begala, you tell him he's a genius, that it's a real honor to meet him, ask him would he mind signing something for you, and then lay it on him: "Thanks so much, Mr Carville. It's so gracious of you."

Posted by: the pro get weird at February 09, 2024 05:27 PM (UMHqX)

265 "I-395 in NoVa goes from Grand Theft Auto to Mad Max."

Oh Lordy, yes. I've driven that one in a small rented car. Recited Psalm 23 the entire time.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 05:28 PM (MeG8a)

266 He wasn't speaking literally, but trying to employ a stupid euphemism. Sort of like:

1 - "I slept like a baby last night!"

2 - "Like a baby? How so?"

1 - "I woke up every two hours and wet the bed!"

*rimshot*
_____

Hahaha! That cracks me up! He's hilarious! Plus he fixes, uh, problems for me. If you know what I mean. I love that guy! Hahahaa!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 09, 2024 05:28 PM (fs1hN)

267 What are the odds that someone is sabotaging her? A little something in her coffee...that sort of thing.
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100%

The order to cut them both loose came through sometime yesterday.

Posted by: DaisyB at February 09, 2024 05:28 PM (AbL8c)

268 Who bitch dis is?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 05:28 PM (xw1WS)

269 Sleeping like a drunk baby.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 09, 2024 05:28 PM (J8LnB)

270 I don't know what she is on, but the closest I can come up with are

- Drunk and coke. This combination results in slurred words, slowed speech, and odd aggrandizement to every sentence. These people often think they are being deep or relevant while observers struggle to figure out what the hell they are talking about.

- Drunk and valium (or similar). Thus makes people's brains work slow and drunkenness is multiplied, especially speech. This is a bad combination. I think to get so bad a slur though she would also have trouble standing. Hard to tell, since it depends on tolerance.

- Drunk and pot. I don't have a lot of experience here. Her languages seems pot-ified, but her speech seems drunk so it might be.

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at February 09, 2024 05:29 PM (y5D4X)

271 I think where ever there is an online dictionary and you look up the definition of "generic pedo" there should be a picture of Begala there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2024 05:29 PM (i9ffA)

272 You see Paul Begala, you tell him he's a genius, that it's a real honor to meet him, ask him would he mind signing something for you, and then lay it on him: "Thanks so much, Mr Carville. It's so gracious of you."
Posted by: the pro get weird at February 09, 2024 05:27 PM (UMHqX)
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Ouch.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 09, 2024 05:29 PM (0gvpA)

273 262 Maybe Kamala is sandbagging. Nah, I don't believe that.

I do believe she gets verbally abused by Joe.
_____

You don't know the half of what goes on in the White House.
*kisses Kamala's husband full on the lips*
-Jill Biden

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 05:30 PM (fs1hN)

274 The Ho has less of a shot than Sundowner at 2025

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 05:30 PM (fwDg9)

275 >>About 20 years ago I was in one of those weird people mover contraptions at DC Dulles airport (I don’t think they have those things anymore)

They do. Still weird.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 05:30 PM (LkLld)

276 Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 05:28 PM (xw1WS)
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Worst Christmas song ever.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 09, 2024 05:30 PM (0gvpA)

277 Kamala sounds like she took a dose of Joe's "I gotta make a speech" Drugs,

hoping they'd make her smarter.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 09, 2024 05:31 PM (nFnyb)

278 But you have to think a Ho SoTU would be epic in Kamalaspeak

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 05:31 PM (fwDg9)

279 I love it when she does her "I'm from Alabamee" voice, following in the footsteps of other Alabamee-ans Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at February 09, 2024 05:26 PM (xaNfJ)

Well I went to a turkey roast down the street
The people down there eat like wild geese;
I'm on my way, I'm goin' back to Alabam'.
Talk about yer people have a whale of a time
Eatin' up chicken' and drinkin' their wine;
I'm on my way, I'm goin' back to Alabam'...

Posted by: Cowboy Copas at February 09, 2024 05:31 PM (R/m4+)

280 My coochie is spicy like folder flaps of naan bread

Posted by: Camala at February 09, 2024 05:31 PM (ElRvh)

281
Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 05:28 PM (xw1WS)
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Worst Christmas song ever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 09, 2024 05:30 PM (0gvpA)

Its the beat-boxing. It isn't really seasonal.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 05:32 PM (D7oie)

282 Kamala* I have tasted sperm, it's salty , it's the bitter taste of victimhood. I have skinned my knees on the climb to the top. No other person who will be president has had that experience. I am , tanned rested and ready."

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2024 05:32 PM (O8bOp)

283 Worst Christmas song ever.

Especially the part where Mrs. Claus starts twerking.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:32 PM (9yWhg)

284 81 What's with her phony pseudo-southern accent she's putting on?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 09, 2024 05:00 PM (yjAVs)

She ain't no ways tired.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)
_______

You may laugh, but things are falling into place for Hildebeast.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 05:32 PM (1bNHn)

285 But you have to think a Ho SoTU would be epic in Kamalaspeak
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 05:31 PM (fwDg9)

I am waiting for her to come out to claim she is "people of colors"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 05:32 PM (D7oie)

286 You see Paul Begala, you tell him he's a genius, that it's a real honor to meet him, ask him would he mind signing something for you, and then lay it on him: "Thanks so much, Mr Carville. It's so gracious of you."
Posted by: the pro get weird at February 09, 2024 05:27 PM (UMHqX)

LoL. Duly noted

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:32 PM (xT8gx)

287 The democrat party is a coalition of several highly divergent groups held together by a thin thread - hatred of Trump. If Joe bows out or is removed, every group will be caterwauling about how their guy/gal/thing is the best candidate to defeat orange man. It will make the Trump DeSantis wars look positively tame by comparison.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2024 05:33 PM (u73oe)

288 What are the odds that someone is sabotaging her? A little something in her coffee...that sort of thing.

It would be hilarious if they employed the common HWood trope of superlaxative in the coffee. Think Van Wilder.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 05:34 PM (CsUN+)

289
It's not like I'm a stranger to the Sheriff scotch taping something to my front door. If it hasn't happened to you, you are definitely not trying hard enough.

- Inspirational Message of the Day

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 09, 2024 05:34 PM (nIvob)

290 I once sat neat Patsy Schroeder on one of the Dulles “mobile longes.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:34 PM (9yWhg)

291 Maybe this is a conference of amnesiacs

Posted by: Flea Bit Peanut Monkey at February 09, 2024 05:35 PM (ogTiX)

292 Today's word of the day is "nacho". Like, I'm nacho VP. That's the WEF stooges behind the curtain getting a blowjob from Governor Kemp.

Posted by: Camala at February 09, 2024 05:35 PM (ElRvh)

293 Who bitch dis is?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 05:28 PM (xw1WS)
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Worst Christmas song ever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 09, 2024 05:30 PM (0gvpA)

Close. But worst ever is "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer."

No. Wait. Anything by Mariah Carey. my bad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 09, 2024 05:36 PM (T/Lqj)

294 Kamala isn't drunk; she's on a steady diet of Xanax and diet coke.

Just look at Kamala's pupils during her speech about Joe's "senile old man no reasonable prosecutor" report.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 05:37 PM (tT6L1)

295 Nacho, nacho man.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:37 PM (9yWhg)

296 205 WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

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And even if it's true, WHO TELLS PEOPLE THAT?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (DRSnL)

Russian Hookers...

Posted by: browndog howls at the sound of Kamamamamlalala at February 09, 2024 05:38 PM (TTAGa)

297 Have Old Joe take an Alzheimer’s test live on tv to prove he’s just fine. Must see TV

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 09, 2024 05:38 PM (J+5BS)

298
Yep, we’re a bit north of Dallas also. Again kudos to wife! Glad the idiot was collared by police
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:11 PM (xT8gx)

We're near Lewisville.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

299 The democrat party is a coalition of several highly divergent groups held together by a thin thread - hatred of Trump. If Joe bows out or is removed, every group will be caterwauling about how their guy/gal/thing is the best candidate to defeat orange man. It will make the Trump DeSantis wars look positively tame by comparison.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2024 05:33 PM (u73oe)

And it'll make the dem convention look like the circles of hell.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 05:38 PM (BdMk6)

300 >>>shhee what can be, unburthened by what hasssh been

That's the mantra of deconstructivism.

I answer that!

Things we've already done;
Mistakes we've already made;
Sorrows, we've already borne;
Pain we've already felt;
Deaths, we've already died;

Imagining no need to be informed by the past is seeking to relive humanity's sorrows. Being informed by and guided by the past, is seeking to bring humanity closer to the objective good it can obtain.

Posted by: mikethemoose at February 09, 2024 05:38 PM (AmpGx)

301 I think she's high most of the time. Interestingly, I was traveling a couple of weeks ago and the Uber driver volunteered to me that he thought she was a drunk. So it's out there beyond our circles. That might account in part for her sub-30% approval rating.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 09, 2024 05:38 PM (7B5FA)

302 295 Nacho, nacho man.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:37 PM (9yWhg)

Hmmm...you may have just changed my dinner plans.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2024 05:39 PM (T+Iwg)

303 She does literally nothing when not on stage and not on camera....
Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau

That's not true.

Posted by: willie brown at February 09, 2024 05:39 PM (0Htd1)

304 I sat next to John F'n Kerry on a flight. Fucker didn't even acknowledge my presence with a simple nod, smile or hello. Just read some report the entire flight. He's afraid a peasant might speak to him.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 05:39 PM (bWsRe)

305 And it'll make the dem convention look like the circles of hell.
______

I thought they all dem conventions look like that?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 05:39 PM (fs1hN)

306 You may laugh, but things are falling into place for Hildebeast.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 05:32 PM (1bNHn)

I have had the same thought. Sound crazy? She's got name recognition, a lot of contacts, and a burning desire for revenge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

307 Watching this tool cackle and seeing that grotesque grin, the DNC needs to put out bumper stickers:

Joe/Joker 2024

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 09, 2024 05:40 PM (lZVy/)

308 The hole mouth beast has less than 26 percent approval in recent polls. Everyone hates her. Please put her in.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 05:40 PM (eYF7X)

309 Alternate timeline question:

Would Susan Rice have been a better VP pick? She can string words together, but she's much craftier. I think they knew they could control Kamala, but Susan is a big time deep state gremlin with her own Saurons to serve.

What would that alt universe VP Rice tenure have looked like, though?

Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2024 05:40 PM (LMOzE)

310 Disco
Disco duck

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 09, 2024 05:40 PM (VJZCa)

311 No. Wait. Anything by Mariah Carey. my bad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 09, 2024 05:36 PM (T/Lqj)

Heyl there are at least three completely different treatments for All I Want for Christmas. How many versions of Mary's Boy child did Boni Maroni record?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 05:40 PM (D7oie)

312 I think the Dems should consider a bucket of warm spit, and Kamala could contribute most of it!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 09, 2024 05:41 PM (8Ta2Y)

313 304 I sat next to John F'n Kerry on a flight. Fucker didn't even acknowledge my presence with a simple nod, smile or hello. Just read some report the entire flight. He's afraid a peasant might speak to him.
Posted by: Montec

Did he smell like old man ball powder?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 05:41 PM (eYF7X)

314 Disco
Disco duck
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 09, 2024 05:40 PM (VJZCa)

You axed for it........

https://youtu.be/yEE7AA7wvL4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

315 313 304 I sat next to John F'n Kerry on a flight. Fucker didn't even acknowledge my presence with a simple nod, smile or hello. Just read some report the entire flight. He's afraid a peasant might speak to him.
Posted by: Montec

Did he smell like old man ball powder?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 05:41 PM (eYF7X)

This was 15ish years ago. He wasn't that old.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 05:42 PM (bWsRe)

316 313 304 I sat next to John F'n Kerry on a flight. Fucker didn't even acknowledge my presence with a simple nod, smile or hello. Just read some report the entire flight. He's afraid a peasant might speak to him.
Posted by: Montec

Did he smell like old man ball powder?

or gin-soaked raisins?

Posted by: anachronda at February 09, 2024 05:42 PM (v3pYe)

317 What would that alt universe VP Rice tenure have looked like, though?
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2024 05:40 PM (LMOzE)
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She'd have been President within 6 months due to Joe suddenly retiring because of mental incapacity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 05:42 PM (tT6L1)

318 You may laugh, but things are falling into place for Hildebeast.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 05:32 PM (1bNHn)

It's possible, but Hillary isn't that much younger than Trump. Would the left then yammer on about lack of mental fitness, or just stick with Nazis and Magats and Deplorables?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2024 05:42 PM (12uA6)

319 Disco
Disco duck
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 09, 2024 05:40 PM (VJZCa)

—————-

Speaking of hitting the sauce early…

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2024 05:42 PM (u73oe)

320 Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 05:41 PM (eYF7X)
Guessing he smelled like gasoline, semen and shame.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 09, 2024 05:43 PM (6bKJR)

321 >>> I have had the same thought. Sound crazy? She's got name recognition, a lot of contacts, and a burning desire for revenge.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

As does Trump, ironically. If he hadn't been the one to beat her and make an enemy of her for life, they'd have a lot in common to kvetch about right now.

Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2024 05:43 PM (LMOzE)

322 Guessing he smelled like gasoline, semen and shame.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 09, 2024 05:43 PM (6bKJR)

Ouch. That's a rough night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

323 I don’t care for her caterwauling, but I did think Mariah Carey was hot back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:43 PM (9yWhg)

324 304 Next time, ask if you can see his war medals.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 05:43 PM (MvF+J)

325 OT after damn near every retailer has fled SF Mayor London Breed admits that maybe, possibly there is a problem.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 05:43 PM (MeG8a)

326 So the Dems will just fight it out behind closed doors, select a replacement, and then send out that name via the party organs (media)? And all those Dem voters just nod, and say OK? No discussion, no primaries, just OK?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 09, 2024 05:44 PM (hCzfy)

327 Kamala* I have tasted sperm, it's salty , it's the bitter taste of victimhood. I have skinned my knees on the climb to the top. No other person who will be president has had that experience. I am , tanned rested and ready."

"Excuse me."
Bathouse Barry.

Oh wait, you said "will be" president. Never mind.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 05:44 PM (CecP5)

328 Would Susan Rice have been a better VP pick? She can string words together, but she's much craftier. I think they knew they could control Kamala, but Susan is a big time deep state gremlin with her own Saurons to serve.

What would that alt universe VP Rice tenure have looked like, though?
Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2024 05:40 PM (LMOzE)

She'd be just another of Barky's meat puppets.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 05:44 PM (BdMk6)

329 They drag Killary out and Putin will nuke Ukraine in a week

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2024 05:44 PM (Fk7W1)

330 302 295 Nacho, nacho man.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:37 PM (9yWhg)

Hmmm...you may have just changed my dinner plans.

nacho man
nacho man
nacho man changes dinner plans
they get in a fight
nacho man wins
nacho man

Posted by: rejected they might be giants verses at February 09, 2024 05:44 PM (v3pYe)

331 Kamala* I have tasted sperm, it's salty , it's the bitter taste of victimhood. I have skinned my knees on the climb to the top. No other person who will be president has had that experience. I am , tanned rested and ready."

They should've eaten more pineapple.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

332 >>323 I don’t care for her caterwauling, but I did think Mariah Carey was hot back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I bet you can smell her squeakhole from a mile away.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 05:45 PM (eYF7X)

333
Life under Biden; when you would not be the least bit surprised to find half a dozen black Suburbans in the driveway and it's a single local cop car.

A person has to be somewhat introspective as to their pathetic life choices when the response is so muted.

I may have to move to Rhode Island.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 09, 2024 05:45 PM (nIvob)

334 And even if it's true, WHO TELLS PEOPLE THAT?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (DRSnL)
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Here's a hint: Beto thought it was funny when he put baby poop in a taco for his wife.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 05:45 PM (tT6L1)

335 You may laugh, but things are falling into place for Hildebeast.
Posted by: Eeyore
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I still think FJB will "run" and "win" again, but if Kamala ends up as the top of the ticket, she might be the only person on the planet stupid enough to name Hillary as her VP.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 09, 2024 05:45 PM (1eY81)

336 >>I think she's high most of the time. Interestingly, I was traveling a couple of weeks ago and the Uber driver volunteered to me that he thought she was a drunk. So it's out there beyond our circles. That might account in part for her sub-30% approval rating.

I don't think she's drunk or high. I think she is just plain stupid. She's gotten every job either on her knees or as a token, not a bit of merit.

Watch any of her committee question when she was in the Senate. She's embarrassingly stupid. That's worse than being a drunk. There are times when a drunk isn't but stupid is always.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

337
Joe may step aside under the 25th but he won't step down. Under the 25th, you still have a president and vice president. If Joe steps down, Kamala steps up and Mike Johnson is next in line of succession. Nobody said we have to have a vice president to replace Kamala.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 05:46 PM (MoZTd)

338 199 Bill Clinton's former strategist says he woke up 'every two hours crying and wet the bed' after Biden's classified documents debacle

https://is.gd/W4EMIx
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:15 PM (DRSnL)
________________

WTF? Crying is bad enough, but wetting the bed??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 09, 2024 05:17 PM (YqDXo)
______
It was a joke.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 05:46 PM (1bNHn)

339 333 I may have to move to Rhode Island.

If it exists.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:47 PM (9yWhg)

340 They drag Killary out and Putin will nuke Ukraine in a week
Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2024 05:44 PM (Fk7W1)

I might be OK with that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

341 I still think FJB will "run" and "win" again, but if Kamala ends up as the top of the ticket, she might be the only person on the planet stupid enough to name Hillary as her VP.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 09, 2024 05:45 PM (1eY81)
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That made me laugh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 05:47 PM (tT6L1)

342
If it exists.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:47 PM (9yWhg)

How was the MRI?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

343
So the Dems will just fight it out behind closed doors, select a replacement, and then send out that name via the party organs (media)? And all those Dem voters just nod, and say OK? No discussion, no primaries, just OK?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 09, 2024 05:44 PM (hCzfy)

Nothing says Our Democracy more than Joe's replacement being gestated in some weed-filled room.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 05:48 PM (MoZTd)

344 Another Dulles airport story. Once while boarding a flight from LAX to Dulles (also about 20 years ago) as I boarded and walked past first class to coach, who should be sitting in first class but: Sidney Poitier AND Kelsey Grammar…. I did a double take but kept walking

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:49 PM (xT8gx)

345 If K blows stoned people does she get stoned?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 05:49 PM (zssUw)

346 I think a relevant question is who would end up as Kamala's VP if sometime next year *biden is "removed from office" BAMN.

That's the person I'd be most concerned about.

Followed by their VP pick.

And Newsom is also from CA so wouldn't he be excluded unless he (or she) relocated their "home?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 05:49 PM (Q4IgG)

347 She found Pelosi's stash.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (oiNtH)

348 How was the MRI?
Posted by: Sponge

OK. Very loud. Mildly unpleasant. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (9yWhg)

349 341 I still think FJB will "run" and "win" again, but if Kamala ends up as the top of the ticket, she might be the only person on the planet stupid enough to name Hillary as her VP.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 09, 2024 05:45 PM (1eY81)
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only if she has a death wish

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (Akjoo)

350 There is no way Biden can win and that's why he won't be the candidate. The problem is Harris and how to put a white man at the head of the ticket without driving the hirsute crew cut cat ladies into the arms of Jill Stein.

Posted by: Flea Bit Peanut Monkey at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (ogTiX)

351 My theory is that people on her staff hate her guts, and they write these word salad speeches for her because they want her to look like an idiot.
Or maybe she is just an idiot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (0Htd1)

352
I think a relevant question is who would end up as Kamala's VP if sometime next year *biden is "removed from office" BAMN.

The House can always say, "Naaaah, we're not going to vote on any new VP."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (MoZTd)

353 Still mesmerized.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (ytSiK)

354 Hillary has so much cellulite in her thighs it should be called celluheavy.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (zssUw)

355 I don’t care for her caterwauling, but I did think Mariah Carey was hot back in the day.

She married one of her fans, giving hope to every loser watching a movie, or listening to a Taylor Swift song.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (CecP5)

356 Dr. Jill will become the Edith Wilson of the 21st century.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 05:51 PM (eYF7X)

357 I don’t care for her caterwauling, but I did think Mariah Carey was hot back in the day.

I'd take much pleasure in seeing her naked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Paul Begala said after Biden's speech last night, he slept like a baby. Woke up every two hours and wet the bed.

Ha, Ha, Ha

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 05:52 PM (oiNtH)

359 I still think FJB will "run" and "win" again, but if Kamala ends up as the top of the ticket, she might be the only person on the planet stupid enough to name Hillary as her VP.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 09, 2024 05:45 PM (1eY81)

Kalorama is still running the dem party. They ain't gonna let that happen.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 05:52 PM (BdMk6)

360
I don't think she's drunk or high. I think she is just plain stupid. She's gotten every job either on her knees or as a token, not a bit of merit.

Watch any of her committee question when she was in the Senate. She's embarrassingly stupid. That's worse than being a drunk. There are times when a drunk isn't but stupid is always.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

Embrace that she is drunk, high AND stupid.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 09, 2024 05:53 PM (eoQWY)

361 Anyon saying a single bad word about Dan Quayle should have his head examined. He was a freaking genius in comparison.

Posted by: Garbled memo at February 09, 2024 05:53 PM (mvURQ)

362 Another Dulles airport story. Once while boarding a flight from LAX to Dulles (also about 20 years ago) as I boarded and walked past first class to coach, who should be sitting in first class but: Sidney Poitier AND Kelsey Grammar…. I did a double take but kept walking
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 05:49 PM (xT8gx)

I set next to Bruce Johnston of the Beach Boys a couple weeks ago, interesting guy.

He wrote that Barry Manilow hit, I Write The Songs.

Must get a shitload of royalties for that

Posted by: Joe Bitem at February 09, 2024 05:53 PM (NtVYv)

363
Citizen Free Press
@CitizenFreePres

Trump hater Michael Rapaport apologizes for mischaracterizing Trump after Charlottesville. Says he's done with Democrats.

"I'm not voting for Biden, I'm not voting for Kamala. Gavin?, I just left California. I'm not voting for Gavin with the good hair."

http://tinyurl.com/yxf2w2cc

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 05:53 PM (NpAcC)

364 OK - whose it going to be - it's not Michelle and its not Gavin.

Who?

Posted by: Black JEM at February 09, 2024 04:54 PM (GZYu7)

I think the Dems are stuck with Kamala Harris even though she polls even lower than Joe Biden. Democratic Party leadership can't be seen pushing her aside or they lose even more Black and Hispanic voters to Trump. Michelle Obama is the only one with the name recognition, racial and gender requisites, and personal popularity who can supplant her, and I don't buy for a moment Michelle Obama's supposed dislike of politics. She's just being coy. She loves power. They all do.

We'll see what we'll see after Biden's impending 'health crisis'.

Posted by: troyriser at February 09, 2024 05:53 PM (7Cx1V)

365 Whoever Biden's WH Doctor is needs to lose his license.

Yes sir, the President is fit as a fiddle and ready for action!!

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 05:53 PM (oiNtH)

366 I sat ! and off sock

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 09, 2024 05:54 PM (NtVYv)

367 I'd take much pleasure in seeing her naked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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I seem to recall any video with Mariah circa 1990 didn't leave much to the imagination.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 05:54 PM (tT6L1)

368 There is no way Biden can win and that's why he won't be the candidate.

No, its exactly why he will be the candidate, to prove their Buicks full of Ballots can drag a corpse over the finish line, like they did with the dead guy in PA in 2020.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 05:54 PM (CecP5)

369
How was the MRI?
Posted by: Sponge

OK. Very loud. Mildly unpleasant. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM

The secret to a good MRI is to tuck a metal pocket watch in your junk to help keep track of the time.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 09, 2024 05:54 PM (nIvob)

370 282 Kamala* I have tasted sperm, it's salty , it's the bitter taste of victimhood. I have skinned my knees on the climb to the top. No other person who will be president has had that experience. I am , tanned rested and ready."
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2024 05:32 PM (O8bOp)
_______

Sorry, Barack had that experience before you did.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 05:54 PM (1bNHn)

371 >>>OK. Very loud. Mildly unpleasant. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (9yWhg)

=======

Always request music in the headphones. It's still loud, but less annoying.

Posted by: Turn 2 at February 09, 2024 05:54 PM (JfxgE)

372 >>Trump hater Michael Rapaport apologizes for mischaracterizing Trump after Charlottesville. Says he's done with Democrats.

Every once in awhile a nut finds a squirrel.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 05:54 PM (eYF7X)

373 Yeah, she's probably been drinking. She is a very insecure person to begin with, then she is saddled with having to defend that nitwit of a "president", and the Bidens don't even like her.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 09, 2024 05:55 PM (7YG60)

374 >>> 334 And even if it's true, WHO TELLS PEOPLE THAT?
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 09, 2024 05:18 PM (DRSnL)
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Apparently Jessica Biel is trying to start a movement about making shower eating an acceptable thing, and it's not a joke. Like advocating built inledges for your yogurt so you can eat them in the shower, tips and tricks. She's late to the party, Seinfeld did this already.

Supposedly she and Timberlake's marriage is rocky after all the Britney reveals. She can always divorce him and do Onlyfans and shower while eating on camera! It's the next logical step.

Posted by: LizLem at February 09, 2024 05:55 PM (LMOzE)

375 So the Dems will just fight it out behind closed doors, select a replacement, and then send out that name via the party organs (media)? And all those Dem voters just nod, and say OK? No discussion, no primaries, just OK?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 09, 2024 05:44 PM (hCzfy)
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That's exactly how Puddin got the nomination for 2020.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 09, 2024 05:55 PM (woPEM)

376
The secret to a good MRI is to tuck a metal pocket watch in your junk to help keep track of the time.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 09, 2024 05:54 PM (nIvob)

I told him to wear steel boxers, but it seems he didn't heed my advise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Here comes Evan Bayh to save the day

Posted by: Ben Had at February 09, 2024 05:55 PM (Fk7W1)

378
I seem to recall any video with Mariah circa 1990 didn't leave much to the imagination.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 05:54 PM (tT6L1)

My imagination is limited in several aspects.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:56 PM (Zz0t1)

379 >> I'd take much pleasure in seeing her naked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I would be thinking she only uses one square and one square only.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 05:56 PM (eYF7X)

380 My theory is that people on her staff hate her guts, and they write these word salad speeches for her because they want her to look like an idiot.
Or maybe she is just an idiot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM (0Htd1)

Most of her staffers if not all are picked by Jill Biden and her team. But here too the answer is all of the above. Her staff hates her going in, but her treatment of her staff is universally reported to be very bad. And she is an idiot

Posted by: Oldcat at February 09, 2024 05:56 PM (eoQWY)

381 What was Bush1's dumbass veep that couldn't spell 'tater? Bet he's hap hap happy about CumSwallow being veep now.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 09, 2024 05:21 PM (MsrgL)

BTW, he was handed that word, misspelled, by the teacher.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 09, 2024 05:56 PM (iODuv)

382 Trump hater Michael Rapaport apologizes for mischaracterizing Trump after Charlottesville. Says he's done with Democrats.

Someone tell Ace. I'm SURE this will get him back on the Trump Train.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:56 PM (Zz0t1)

383 by the way, anyone know why the x ray techs laughed so loudly whenever the machine passed over my pelvis?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(tT6L1) at February 09, 2024 05:57 PM (tT6L1)

384 369
How was the MRI?
Posted by: Sponge

OK. Very loud. Mildly unpleasant. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 05:50 PM

The secret to a good MRI is to tuck a metal pocket watch in your junk to help keep track of the time.
Posted

The secret to a good MRI is Valium.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 09, 2024 05:57 PM (vyGik)

385 Kamal is a complete idiot. This is what happens when you promote people based on skin color and not competence.

Or based on how willing they are to give blow jobs.

Posted by: Garbled memo at February 09, 2024 05:57 PM (mvURQ)

386 There's a reason her parents named her Kumswala.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

387 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)

388 Food in the shower? Been done.

https://youtu.be/NMQTg4Y0YT0?t=81

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 09, 2024 05:59 PM (fs1hN)

389 She is a very insecure person to begin with, then she is saddled with having to defend that nitwit of a "president", and the Bidens don't even like her.
Posted by: washrivergal

They must like her. Didn't they give her the job of dealing with the border crisis?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 09, 2024 06:01 PM (0Htd1)

390 Apparently Jessica Biel is trying to start a movement about making shower eating an acceptable thing

She did a topless scene in Patrick Swayze's last movie Powder Blue. She has a Spectacular body.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 09, 2024 06:02 PM (CecP5)

391 267 What are the odds that someone is sabotaging her? A little something in her coffee...that sort of thing.
-----
100%

The order to cut them both loose came through sometime yesterday.
Posted by: DaisyB at February 09, 2024 05:28 PM (AbL8c)

Sure does seem like it.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 09, 2024 06:04 PM (Rbu5d)

392 My money is on Big Mike being FJB's replacement with Kamala remaining as the VP. Just image how the Democrat cult would piddle itself pushing the first ticket with two minority 'females' for the highest offices in the land. It would be the AWFL/LGBTQ++++++ wet dream. Our main problem is that the RNC is too stupid to be preparing the battle space by pushing the narrative that it doesn't matter who the Democrats put up as candidates--the economy/national security/border security/etc. will still be the same awful mess that it is under FJB as whoever is elected will be under the thumb of Biden's controllers.

Posted by: EssTu at February 09, 2024 06:05 PM (Nqxjv)

393 What strikes me here:

1) She's seems to think what she's saying is smart.
2) She seems to think you are too stupid you follow her smartness.
3) So, she slows it down and adds insipid hand gestures.

But,
1) What she' saying isn't that clever.
2) Her insipid presentation makes it so much worse.

I often wonder if they actually write something good for her to say but being lazy and stupid, she "kinderizes" it, that is she only, kinda remembers it, and then overexplains/makes it childish because that how her brain remembers it.

Posted by: Garbled memo at February 09, 2024 06:10 PM (mvURQ)

394 "All you have to say Kamala is E=MC squared, got it?"

"Oh, I got it all right."

Later that day....

"E, which is capital, but not like for a state, but a letter, in the alpha-bet. A capital letter E. Is the same as Ms and Cs in squares."

Posted by: Garbled memo at February 09, 2024 06:13 PM (mvURQ)

395 Anyone here remember a Dulles Airport event called "Transpo '72?" My parents took us there. It was, cool.

From Wiki:
U.S. International Transportation Exposition, better known as Transpo '72, was a trade show held on 300 acres (1.2 km) of land at Dulles International Airport outside Washington, D.C., for nine days from May 27 to June 4, 1972. The $10 million event, sponsored by the U.S. Department of Transportation, was a showcase for all sorts of transportation-related technologies

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 06:14 PM (Q4IgG)

396 220 Yes, I'm getting old, but who isn't?

A substantial fraction of Democrat voters?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 09, 2024 06:17 PM (8Ta2Y)

397 This is the empty blathering nonsense that got them an A in college but has no practical meaning or application in the real world.

Posted by: breaking bogey at February 09, 2024 06:35 PM (ggeHf)

398 Nood cafe

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2024 07:30 PM (u73oe)

399 If POTUS is non compos mentis, and VP is always drunk or stoned, then the next POTUS should be the Speaker of the House.

Posted by: william ferrin at February 11, 2024 02:35 PM (Fkqbx)

400 Hey! I know this is somewhat off-topic but I had to ask. Does building a well-established blog such as yours take a lot of work?
I'm completely new to writing a blog however I do write in my diary on a daily basis.
I'd like to start a blog so I will be able to share my experience and
feelings online. Please let me know if you have any ideas or tips for brand new aspiring bloggers.

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