Biden Attempted to Quell the Panic About His Galloping Dementia By Appearing In Public After His 5 PM Bedtime.<br>It Was a Disaster.

Biden Attempted to Quell the Panic About His Galloping Dementia By Appearing In Public After His 5 PM Bedtime.
It Was a Disaster.

First of all, I am so, so sorry I did not put up at least an open thread for this. I was so tired yesterday -- I did not get up from my computer for a four hour period when news was breaking -- that when 7pm rolled around I just turned off the computer and napped. I published the Cafe from my phone.

I had no idea Biden had spoken until I woke up around 9:40.

This post is literally yesterday's news, but just in case you missed some of it, here's a recap. I'm going to be linking different points in a Black Conservative Perspective video I watched about this. Click on the link, listen to the part I'm talking about, and then come back for the next point. (It's a long video.)

Biden was told by his caregivers and nurses that the most devastating revelation in the report was that he could not remember the year that Beau Biden died, and could not even ballpark it in a range of years.

So they trotted Biden out to lie: He claimed he was so "angry" that he had been asked about the year of Beau Biden's death that he deliberately went silent as some kind of Internal Psychic Protest against the questions.

He claimed he thought "how dare you" in his head. He can't say he said this aloud, because of course there is a transcript, and he said no such thing.

He claims he thought, "It's none of your damn business." The year your son died is "none of your damn business"? Is the year of your son's death a state secret?

And if so: Why aren't you keeping it "secure" wrapped in an old, oil-stained circa-1985 "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt in your garage?

You know who gets enraged when they can't remember the answers to simple questions?

People suffering from dementia and Alzheimer's. It's one of the classic signs of dementia. My dad had it.

The transcript, I'm sure, will also reveal that he did not go silent as some kind of stone-faced rebuke, but instead mumbled that he couldn't remember the year of Beau's death, and kept saying "I don't know" when asked if he could at least guess a range of years when it might have happened.

Biden made an enormous policy declaration to get him out of this meltdown: Biden has realized that he is so weak he cannot continue defying his young, brown, minority base by supporting the "colonizers" of Israel. He was barely supporting Israel as it was; now that this devastating report about his rapidly deteriorating faculties has dropped, he's decided he can no longer afford to fight the hard left.

He declared that Israel's response to a mass slaughter, mass rape, and mass kidnapping terrorist attack "has been over-the-top."

Also, in the below clip, he says that al-Sisi is the president of Mexico, instead of Egypt.

Disaster presser for Joe Biden just now. He said his memory is fine then confused the leaders of Mexico and Egypt. He’s lost it. This is hard to watch. Legit 25th amendment time. Not sure he can make it 11 more months to finish his term. pic.twitter.com/2O5MeL3ram
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) February 9, 2024

Liberal spinners are insisting that the real news coming out of this press conference isn't that Biden is mentally decrepit and mixed up Mexico and Egypt in a press conference intended to show how good his memory is, but that Biden is now taking Hamas' side in their terror war. First one black woman who worked on the Biden/Harris campaign in 2020 said the message "young people" would take away is that Biden is now anti-Israel, then the next black woman on the panel agrees and says "What young people have been waiting to see is for him to take some kind of striking position on Israel and Gaza." She says that Biden calling Israel's response "over the top" and effectively demanding a ceasefire qualifies as the "striking" position that will play well among young progressive savages on "social media."

So there you go: It's okay that his brain is so rotted that he's not mentally competent enough to form the requisite mental state for a crime, because he's now shifting decisively to support the Hamas terror army.

This was planned. This wasn't an oopsie. Biden was sent out to announce that the US is now on the terrorists' side in the War on Terror, and word went out to all of his spinners to talk up what a wonderful, politically-astute move this is.

Biden started out with an obviously-scripted non-joke, in which he attempted to bat away Peter Doocy's question about his rapidly deteriorating memory by mumbling sarcastically, "My memory's so bad I let you speak." Also note that this clip begins with a recent Biden statement that he's president of both "the red states" as well as "the green states."

That's how strong his memory is: He forgot the color "blue."

Biden, of course, did remember to lie. He always remembers that.

Even CNN is forced to debunk his lies, including his lie that all of his papers were kept in locked cabinets: We can see photos of these documents in falling-apart boxes strewn all over his messy garage.

He also lied about none of the information being marked "Top Secret" -- in fact, the Special Counsel says that he retained top secret documents, including private notes made about top secret briefings.

Finally, he lied and claimed that he "never" shared classified information with anyone, when in fact he shared classified information with Zwonitzer (the ghostwriter writing "Biden's" memoir).

CNN's MJ Lee: "There were some comments [in Biden's presser last night] that were contradictory to the details that were in this long report.” pic.twitter.com/N8rDLDbjSC
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) February 9, 2024

Zwonitzer, as you probably remember, immediately deleted all of his digital audio recordings of Biden when the special counsel was appointed to look into Biden's handling of classified information. He corruptly destroyed evidence of Biden freely offering up top secret classified information to someone with no government clearance to receive it.

Here, again, a CNN hack has to admit it's just not true that he "never shared classified information" with anyone: "It was willful. He knew. He talked about it!"

By the way, here's a nugget I just came across: Biden told that ghostwriter, in 2017, that he had just stumbled across the Afghanistan classified documents in his basement. Then he shared those with him to help him write "his memoir."

So in 2017, Biden realized -- if he'd forgotten -- that he had a ton of classified documents about Afghanistan in his basement and, instead of turning them into the National Archives like he was supposed to -- and like Trump is being prosecuted for not doing -- he gave them to a civilian to help him write a bullshit "memoir."

Here are the classified documents Biden claims were "secured" and kept in "locked cabinets:"

a href="https://twitter.com/BillMelugin_/status/1755682945405526273">Does this appear "secure" to you?

Is this "locked in a filing cabinet"?

Which, by the way, is stupid; most filing cabinets are trivially easy to open without a key.

One more clip from Black Conservative Perspective: Even leftwing propaganda enemy-of-the-people outlet CNN was forced to admit that the DOJ has flooded the airwaves with photos of the boxes of Trump's documents, pushing the idea that because these documents were kept somewhat messily that proves that Trump was risking national security.

Well, then: Biden has classified documents in a garage in beat-up, falling apart boxes next to an old dog bed and dusty golf clubs.

(A garage, he failed to point out, that was readily accessible by his crackhead addict foreign agent son.)

So: Why is Trump being prosecuted for "risking national security" by keeping his papers in a room whereas Biden is allowed to skate? The CNN liberal admits that this will serve as a central piece of evidence in Trump's inevitable motion to dismiss the charges on the basis of selective prosecution.

The Democrats are now claiming that only "six" classified documents were found in Biden's possession. They played a similar game with Hillary Clinton's illegal bathroom server full of state secrets.

The special counsel does not agree that Biden retained "only six" classified documents. He says the number is more than 300.

Following the FBI's surprise raid on Mar-a-Lago, headlines blared that former President Trump had retained "more than 300 classified documents" after leaving the White House. In contrast, when news broke that Biden's attorneys had alerted the National Archives to the discovery of classified documents in a closet at a Washington, D.C., think tank, the accomplice media repeated claims by Biden's attorney that "'a small number of documents with classified markings' were discovered as Biden's personal attorneys were clearing out the offices of the Penn Biden Center."
A Biden lawyer would later report finding a few additional classified documents at the President's Delaware home, prompting the FBI to conduct a 12-plus-hour search of the residence. After the search, Biden's attorney issued a statement acknowledging the "DOJ took possession of materials it deemed within the scope of its inquiry, including six items consisting of documents with classification markings and surrounding materials." The DOJ also seized "for further view personally handwritten notes from the vice-presidential years," Biden's personal attorney announced at the time.
We now know, though, that the "six items" and the "personally handwritten notes" consisted of hundreds of top secret or classified documents, including notebooks filled with Joe Biden's summary of classified briefings. A quick count from the special counsel's appendix reveals the government recovered more than 300 pages of top-secret and classified documents. The FBI also seized a hard drive, but the appendix lacks any details on its contents.
The top-secret and classified documents, as well as many others marked confidential, were discovered at the Penn Biden Center, the University of Delaware, and Biden's Delaware home, including in his garage. According to the special counsel report, the material included notes from classified briefings that discussed "U.S. intelligence sources, methods ... capabilities," and activities, as well as the activities of foreign intelligence services. Other notes discussed "U.S. military programs and capabilities, foreign military programs and capabilities," and "plans and capabilities of foreign terrorist organizations."

Who you gonna believe, a lawyer in his prime, or the decrepit fool who can't remember when his fucking son died (or how he died)?

I saw someone else, maybe on Megyn Kelly, make the point that the DOJ criminals keep claiming that Trump should be prosecuted, because, unlike Biden, Trump refused to turn the documents back over.

But that charge would be for obstruction of justice, not for retaining classified documents. Both Trump and Biden retained classified documents. (Only Trump, having been president, had a colorable right under the Presidential Records Act to have those documents.)

Only one is being charged for this, though -- and when you ask why that is, the DOJ says "because he didn't give them back."

Again, that has nothing to do with retaining the documents in the first place. If anything, that is a refusal to comply with a legitimate subpoena (Press X to doubt on the "legitimate" part) and therefore, maybe, obstruction of justice.

They want to keep this charge, though, purely for the political impact: Trump kept classified documents! He allowed others to see them!

When it's pointed out that Biden did the same thing, they just say: Yeah but Biden, who did not have even an arguable right to keep these documents, did not argue that he had a right to keep these documents, whereas Trump, who did have a right to keep these documents, did argue he had a right to keep these documents.

They will have to drop this charge, I think. Or hope, at least.

Later I'll do a post on the leftwing media attempting to spin this.

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
This was a hit.
They never let him out so late at night. They never let him take questions without a pre-approved list.
Especially not after a day like today.
They wanted this to happen. The decision has been made. They are replacing Biden. At this point, the only question is who?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:02 PM

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1

First.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 09, 2024 12:03 PM (i24o9)

2 DU informs us that he was masterful.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:03 PM (uvymP)

3 The close tags of Mexico cut off my Gazas!

Posted by: joey biden at February 09, 2024 12:03 PM (2yu8s)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Sure, Comrade Flounder, screw up my joke!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 09, 2024 12:04 PM (2yu8s)

6 Lamont The Big Dummy, white courtesy phone, please.

Lamont The Big Dummy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Hi Ace

Yes, this is what I am afraid of. This is yesterday's news. Tomorrow we wll be on to something else. Biden will still be President and running for another term.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:04 PM (t/2Uw)

8 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2024 12:04 PM (Wnv9h)

9 Sure, Comrade Flounder, screw up my joke!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 09, 2024 12:04 PM (2yu8s)

Sorry.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 09, 2024 12:05 PM (i24o9)

10 Nothing says secure like a busted out liquor store box.

Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2024 12:05 PM (Q4KYm)

11 Everyone knows he is done, some wish he wasn't but they know

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 12:05 PM (fwDg9)

12 Yo

I'm conflicted about *biden's appearance.

His idea or his staff's idea? They all (including his wife) had to know he'd be an asshole in front of the press.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 12:05 PM (Q4IgG)

13 An angry and addled old man shaking his fist because his oatmeal is cold.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 12:05 PM (MeG8a)

14 Galloping Dementia should be a Derby horse.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 09, 2024 12:05 PM (R4t5M)

15 OH NOES! Not another "they are replacing Biden" meme. As I said yesterday, all this will be buried and forgotten by Monday. Everyone this weekend will be preoccupied with the Super Bowl and the two fake gay commies.

Biden is going nowhere. If he is still breathing in November (even if on a respirator), he will be the nominee. Take that to the bank.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

16 Here's another appropriate video via Sean Davis

http://tinyurl.com/yf5c8487

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:06 PM (t/2Uw)

17 Biden drool >> Grassley drool

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 12:06 PM (eYF7X)

18 Sorry.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 09, 2024 12:06 PM (2yu8s)

19 >>By the way, here's a nugget I just came across: Biden told that ghostwriter, in 2017, that he had just stumbled across the Afghanistan classified documents in his basement. Then he shared those with him to help him write "his memoir."

And then the ghostwriter destroyed all the tapes after they were subpoenaed which is a felony. No charges.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 12:07 PM (LkLld)

20 I wasn't able to comment on the post last night about Joey Shitbrains pleading senility. But I have a different take. I doubt Biden literally claimed he was senile and couldn't remember anything.

What I'm sure he did do, however, is what 99% of deponents do when confronted with evidence of wrongdoing: pull out the Seargent Shultz act. Suddenly even sharp intelligent people can't remember their own name. Even when confronted with written proof (such as emails or letters), they still remember nuffin. They know they didn’t do anything wrong in some vague general sense, but as to specifics they don't remember shit. “Dindu nuffin, remember nuffin.”

This isn't a defense of Joey Shitbrains. He's clearly half brain-dead at this point. All I'm saying is the fact that he couldn't remember shit at a deposition doesn't move the needle for me, because everyone does that under the same circumstances.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:07 PM (iFTx/)

21 >>>10 Nothing says secure like a busted out liquor store box.

"Secure" means firmly bolted to the wall using both 150-pound drywall anchors as well as additional under-supports bolted right to a stud.

Posted by: Ace's Shelves will not be mocked, you fairy sissies at February 09, 2024 12:07 PM (KRtlO)

22 The guy who can't quit talking about his dead son who died in Iraq, Afghanistan and points west says it's nobody's business when his son died.

Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2024 12:07 PM (Q4KYm)

23 22 The guy who can't quit talking about his dead son who died in Iraq, Afghanistan and points west says it's nobody's business when his son died.
Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2024 12:07 PM (Q4KYm)

=====

Makes sense to me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

24 I'm kind of weirded out that my garage is a mess and still looks better than the one belonging to a multimillionaire who is the POTUS.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:08 PM (WF0+t)

25 >>>OH NOES! Not another "they are replacing Biden" mem

can you stop this tic where you are forever affecting this faggy superior tone and mocking people for believing... well, things that are probably true?

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:08 PM (KRtlO)

26 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2024 12:04 PM (Wnv9h)

*double fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

27 I would have been first except I actually had something to say.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:09 PM (t/2Uw)

28 MFM reporting on Biden here on chyrons from AP/CP:
U.S. special counsel concludes criminal charges are not warranted in President Biden's handling of classified documents.

Special counsel's report raises questions about Biden's memory, describing it as "hazy" and "poor".

Biden angrily lashes out at the special counsel for questioning his recollection of his son Beau's death from cancer.

[and...] U.S. President Biden calls Israel's military response in Gaza "over the top", says he's working "tirelessly" for pause in fighting.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 09, 2024 12:09 PM (2yu8s)

29 and effectively demanding a ceaserfire qualifies

caesarfire > ceaserfire

Posted by: nero at February 09, 2024 12:09 PM (v3pYe)

30 this isn't fucking twitter, not every comment has to be written to "OWN" someone else.

If you want to "OWN" people all day, then go to twitter or go to "Truth" Social.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:09 PM (KRtlO)

31 The biggest difference between the Trump document situation and Biden's document situation is Trump didn't have his documents guarded by a Corvette convertable.

What a loser.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

32 >>>caesarfire > ceaserfire

it's my stutter

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:10 PM (KRtlO)

33 NO reasonable prosecutor

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at February 09, 2024 12:10 PM (FEapg)

34 They wanted this to happen. The decision has been made. They are replacing Biden. At this point, the only question is who?

My wife asked me who I thought was calling the shots for President Powdered Husk. I replied Obama, but not really, since he's too stupid and lazy to do this. It has to be Susan Rice, Susan Powers, etc., and behind them, the likes of Soros. I listened to myself and thought "this sounds crazy", but I can think of no better explanation.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:10 PM (CsUN+)

35 This wasn't an oopsie. Biden was sent out to announce that the US is now on the terrorists' side in the War on Terror, and word went out to all of his spinners to talk up what a wonderful, politically-astute move this is.

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It seems to me that the last 30 years or so in politics has been entirely based on using focus groups to make decisions, and now the focus groups have been proven to be wildly off from what real people believe. The emergence of non state controlled media has broken the narrative and they can't figure it out, because they have no real beliefs except for self aggrandizement and self preservation.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 09, 2024 12:10 PM (lTGtQ)

36 Biden attempting anything

It was a disaster.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 12:10 PM (YwyqV)

37 Nero fiddled during his caesarfire.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:10 PM (9yWhg)

38 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2024 12:11 PM (2fIO4)

39 It's weird, but when you search youtube for

Biden stuttering

There aren't any results. Seems like there'd be some videos of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:11 PM (WF0+t)

40 I read this is as a Merrick Garland (nee Garfinkel) coup. This guy is hitting for the fences.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 12:11 PM (Hpgos)

41 There was the moment in the show, that was interesting, when Biden first started walking away from the podium. They were shouting Gaza questions at him, and the way it was orchestrated, he was supposed to hear something that MADE him have to come back to the podium, but literally, there's no way he "heard" any of the questions.

Still, it was supposed to look like he just HAD to come back.

As he was walking away, a staffer momentarily comes into view behind the partition, out of the view of everyone other than the camera that was pointed in that direction. He quickly ducked out of view, once it was apparent Biden was doing what he had been told to do, turning around and going back to the podium.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:11 PM (PIFH6)

42
it's my stutter
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:10 PM (KRtlO)

Bad news: You have a stutter

Good news: You'll be president because of it someday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

43 The thing about the whole, "They're definitely replacing Biden" thing is that it's been predicted for literally years now, and it's never actually happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)

44 I ask the burning questions, the queries everyone needs the answers to.

What year is F. Joe's Corvette? Convertible or coupe, and what color?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (J2vNu)

45 oh I see now, Elric, you thought End Wokeness is a leftwinger?

No, he's a rightwinger. He's like LibsofTikTok, only... a little edgier.

A lot of people are saying, with some plausibility, that this report was designed to force Biden out before we got too far into election season.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

46 SNL writers room: "Okay, need ideas for this weeks cold open: Any hot topics in politics? Anything? Anybody?"

Posted by: WisRich at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (G0vdT)

47 OH NOES! Not another "they are replacing Biden" meme. As I said yesterday, all this will be buried and forgotten by Monday. Everyone this weekend will be preoccupied with the Super Bowl and the two fake gay commies.

Biden is going nowhere. If he is still breathing in November (even if on a respirator), he will be the nominee. Take that to the bank.

I'd like to believe you are correct, but I don't.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (CsUN+)

48 it's my stutter
Posted by: ace

You were in the pool!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (9yWhg)

49 the problem is that "they have made a decision" is probably not the best definition of what that ball of snakes actually did. "they finally came to a majority consensus" most likely is a better fit.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (D7oie)

50
If you want to "OWN" people all day, then go to twitter or go to "Truth" Social.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:09 PM (KRtlO)

What do I have to do to get people to realize it's X now!!???

Posted by: Elon Musk at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Fuck that shit-brained Mudpants bastard and his whole trash family to hell.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2024 12:13 PM (+4VF2)

52 he's president of both "the red states" as well as "the green states."
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Christmas reference, haters!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 09, 2024 12:13 PM (2yu8s)

53 What do I have to do to get people to realize it's X now!!???
Posted by: Elon Musk at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

========

$100 would do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

54 The biggest difference between the Trump document situation and Biden's document situation is Trump didn't have his documents guarded by a Corvette convertable.

What a loser.

Posted by: Sponge

I know that is a joke, but in reality, the difference is that Trump had the power to take and declassify documents, and Biden did not. Trump broke no law, and Biden provably did.

That is the entire necessary argument as to whom should be prosecuted, and as usual, the politicized DOJ has it legally backwards.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 09, 2024 12:13 PM (lTGtQ)

55 43 The thing about the whole, "They're definitely replacing Biden" thing is that it's been predicted for literally years now, and it's never actually happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)

Agreed. It probably should happen, but maybe they like having an easily controllable figurehead?

At any rate, I’m know fully in “I’ll believe it when it actually happens” mode.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 12:13 PM (YwyqV)

56 sra blaster wanted to see how this press conference was reported on "the other channels."

I turned on CNN, they said that Biden had an "angry response to Republicans" at his press conference, and showed about 5 seconds of him dunking on a reporter who I am pretty sure is not Republican.

So if this is indeed a plot to get Biden out - or if its just an inevitable fallout of how terrible it was - the LIVs and clapter crew are going to be left wondering what the hell happened.

Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (IFNME)

57 54 I know that is a joke, but in reality, the difference is that Trump had the power to take and declassify documents, and Biden did not. Trump broke no law, and Biden provably did.

That is the entire necessary argument as to whom should be prosecuted, and as usual, the politicized DOJ has it legally backwards.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 09, 2024 12:13 PM (lTGtQ)

=======

"That's not how we see it."
-DU jury pool

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

58 His dementia appears to actually be worse than I thought.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (zssUw)

59 So the DOJ has declared Biden unprosecutable for anything?

Yes, they have.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (2RbL1)

60 A lot of people are saying, with some plausibility, that this report was designed to force Biden out before we got too far into election season.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

Maybe, no one knows. It's also possible that Biden himself insisted on doing it, like an angry senile old man demanding the car keys, and nobody around him had the stature or nerve to tell him NO.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (i9ffA)

61 The delivery before the question period wasn't all that bad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (63Dwl)

62 Thought there'd be a head in a jar in that garage photo.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (+4VF2)

63 I ask the burning questions, the queries everyone needs the answers to.

What year is F. Joe's Corvette? Convertible or coupe, and what color?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (J2vNu)

Questions asked of Brock Purdy at the Super Bowl press day:

"Are you worried about upsetting Taylor Swift should you win the Super Bowl?"

"Are you aware that you have a striking resemblance to Lee Harvey Oswald?"

Our media, as a whole, is utter shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

64 My wife asked me who I thought was calling the shots for President Powdered Husk. I replied Obama, but not really, since he's too stupid and lazy to do this. It has to be Susan Rice, Susan Powers, etc., and behind them, the likes of Soros. I listened to myself and thought "this sounds crazy", but I can think of no better explanation.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:10 PM (CsUN+)

ValJar.

It's funny, the American government is being operated almost EXACTLY the same way Dinsey Corp is being run.

Making it female. And gaaaaaaaaay!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (PIFH6)

65 Replacing Joe:

Kamala may not be a reliable puppet of those who are presently managing the Biden Occupancy. While she is not terribly bright, she might just get stubborn and listen to some un-authorized advice.

Gretchen Whitmer: Well, she is not particularly popular nationally, and even in Michigan, where she rides a broom around the state. And besides that....she's (gasp) ...WHITE.

Michelle Obama: This would certainly "ice" the black vote in the General Election. The Obamas are certainly magic with some people. There are some very dangerous undertones to her running, but this does seem like one very possible outcome.
Joe runs the table for the primary season, abdicates prior to the convention, and they hand it to Michelle.

Gavin Newsome: People (nationally) already don't like him much. He was called by one commentary wag "The Prom King" candidate, as he will say about anything to get elected.
And of course, he is (gasp) WHITE and also toxically masculine (well, maybe).

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (vcOmj)

66 25 >>>OH NOES! Not another "they are replacing Biden" mem

can you stop this tic where you are forever affecting this faggy superior tone and mocking people for believing... well, things that are probably true?
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:08 PM (KRtlO)
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When it becomes true, then you and anyone else are free to mock me for taking on a superior faggy tone. I'll even apologize and do penance like look at Admiral Akbar girls. But until then, I'll chalk this up to the latest in a series of like 50x that "this is surely evidence of Biden leaving!"

He's not leaving. One, they will have to literally drag him and the Good Doctor kicking and screaming out of the WH. Two, and maybe most importantly, they have no alternative that isn't even less liked than he is. They can't replace Kamala. She is even worse and less liked than Biden is.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

67 They are replacing Biden. At this point, the only question is who?
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Tanned, rested, and ready!!!!

Posted by: Hillary!! at February 09, 2024 12:15 PM (v5S+t)

68 Kaiserfeuer>caesarfire > ceaserfire

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:15 PM (D7oie)

69 "Jebus, the corruption, Hunter, Ashley's diary, the whole white trash family and now a government produced report showing this guy is mentally compromised...and we still can't get rid of him! The F is it going to take?!"

- The exasperated powers that be who supposedly want to move on from Joe

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 12:15 PM (KbCG3)

70 60 A lot of people are saying, with some plausibility, that this report was designed to force Biden out before we got too far into election season.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

Maybe, no one knows. It's also possible that Biden himself insisted on doing it, like an angry senile old man demanding the car keys, and nobody around him had the stature or nerve to tell him NO.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (i9ffA)

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That really does seem like the most likely thing: Biden read the summary of the report. He got real pissy, and he wouldn't shut up until his staff arranged for the press conference.

He's a fighter, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

71 >>>
I turned on CNN, they said that Biden had an "angry response to Republicans" at his press conference, and showed about 5 seconds of him dunking on a reporter who I am pretty sure is not Republican.

I think you mean Peter Doocy, and he is a Republican, or, at least, he seems to be. He works for Fox.

That was the highlight so of course CNN showed that.

I have that linked in the post.

Will no one ever read my posts?!

SAD!

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

72 A lot of people are saying, with some plausibility, that this report was designed to force Biden out before we got too far into election season.
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Maybe someone is one upping their control of the puppet from Obama and his gangsters? Court intrigue is hard to follow. How can we be for Ukraine while being against Israel (or is it Bibi we are against)?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (Hpgos)

73 How are you?
Posted by: screaming in digital

I'm OK, SiD. Looks like I'm going to be signing on with a staffing company as a "consultant" after nearly 8 months of unemployment, so that's good.

Got an MRI this afternoon to look forward to first, however. Yay.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (9yWhg)

74 Yes, this is what I am afraid of. This is yesterday's news. Tomorrow we wll be on to something else. Biden will still be President and running for another term.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:04 PM (t/2Uw)

I want him to lose, not quit, not be forced out. I want him humiliated. I want him dragged out of the White House and it be burned down to remove the stench. Trump can build a new, big, beautiful White House.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (Angsy)

75 That's how strong his memory is: He forgot the color "blue."
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Little known fact: A stutter can make it sound like "green" when you said "blue".

Please, don't fact-check me on this.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (krQz2)

76 I saw Shit-Brained Mudpants Bastard open for Ugly Mustard at Trees in '93.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

77 59 So the DOJ has declared Biden unprosecutable for anything?

Yes, they have.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (2RbL1)

It's somewhat comical that it really doesn't matter anymore. He's not going to live long enough to face legal consequences for anything; so the only damage that can happen now is political. And on those terms, that stuttering clusterfuck of a presser last night did more damage to him than any Legal proceedings ever could.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (i9ffA)

78 The thing about the whole, "They're definitely replacing Biden" thing is that it's been predicted for literally years now, and it's never actually happened.

And the thing about the whole "Hitler will shoot himself in the head" thing is that it wasn't predicted for literally years now, and then it happened.

Bottom line is that we're all reading entrails. But the idea that this man can make it through a campaign season, much less another 4 years in office, is ludicrous. The voters and the Dems know that.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (CsUN+)

79 43 The thing about the whole, "They're definitely replacing Biden" thing is that it's been predicted for literally years now, and it's never actually happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)

We've been over so many Rubicons now its like we are just jumping over a Jeep dealership lot.

Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (IFNME)

80 71 Will no one ever read my posts?!

SAD!
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

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I read them. I just never watch the videos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

81 I know that is a joke, but in reality, the difference is that Trump had the power to take and declassify documents, and Biden did not. Trump broke no law, and Biden provably did.

That is the entire necessary argument as to whom should be prosecuted, and as usual, the politicized DOJ has it legally backwards.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 09, 2024 12:13 PM (lTGtQ)

But given the chance to make this argument (even on a de facto level - he declassified them by taking them), he did not.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (YwyqV)

82 Great minds think alike, I enjoy watching Greg Foreman at Black Conservative Perspective, too. Good guy.

Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (bvp+i)

83 How are you?
Posted by: screaming in digital
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What?! I can't hear you!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (krQz2)

84 No Fat Chicks!

Only phat chicks.

Posted by: Marooned at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (kt8QE)

85 An image search for "Joe Biden's Corvett" turns up a truly delectable C2 Corvette, the famous Sting Ray, in convertible form. Dark forest green metallic with a tan interior.

Gotta say, the man has, or had, good taste in cars.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (J2vNu)

86 >>>That really does seem like the most likely thing: Biden read the summary of the report. He got real pissy, and he wouldn't shut up until his staff arranged for the press conference.

oh right, yes, the post was about the press conference, not the report.

yeah I don't know if I buy the claim at all... however... as to timing.. wouldn't it have been better if he did it today at 11 am, when he isn't Sundowning yet?

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

87 78 And the thing about the whole "Hitler will shoot himself in the head" thing is that it wasn't predicted for literally years now, and then it happened.

Bottom line is that we're all reading entrails. But the idea that this man can make it through a campaign season, much less another 4 years in office, is ludicrous. The voters and the Dems know that.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (CsUN+)

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It's all academic anyway.

Biden stepped down 13 months ago to give Kamala 10 years of the presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

88 Seriously, watch this video. This is the President of the United States.
http://tinyurl.com/yf5c8487

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

89
Will no one ever read my posts?!

SAD!
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

Winning!

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

90 TJM, how's the bathroom-floor replacement going?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (9yWhg)

91 My understanding is that they are not charging Trump with mishandling classified documents but rather some type of espionage related to a WW1 era law about giving information to enemies.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (2fIO4)

92 he's president of both "the red states" as well as "the green states."
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Christmas reference, haters!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 09, 2024 12:13 PM (2yu8s)

Squid Game reference.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (D7oie)

93 >>62 Thought there'd be a head in a jar in that garage photo.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

I was thinking more old stained boxes of Hustler and Lolita Monthly.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 12:18 PM (eYF7X)

94 DU informs us that he was masterful.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:03 PM

Well then, case closed!

Time to move on.

Trump said p*ssy!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2024 12:18 PM (a3Q+t)

95 Biden is a confused old man like Seinfeld’s Uncle Leo…. And he’s a nasty liar. But can I just say one thing about all these classified docs (for Biden, Trump, Pence and who knows who else): The Fed govt over-classifies EVERYTHING. This is the deep state’s way of maintaining control; it’s a bunch of BS. I’m willing to bet 99% of these “classified docs” don’t contain any info that would actually harm us if made public. It’s all a big deep state sham….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 12:18 PM (1jdMT)

96 86 oh right, yes, the post was about the press conference, not the report.

yeah I don't know if I buy the claim at all... however... as to timing.. wouldn't it have been better if he did it today at 11 am, when he isn't Sundowning yet?
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

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Better according to whose line of thinking? Angrily going out and demanding respect is a bad look no matter what. I doubt his staff wanted him to do it at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

97 I ask the burning questions, the queries everyone needs the answers to.

What year is F. Joe's Corvette? Convertible or coupe, and what color?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (J2vNu)

It's pretty sweet, and I'm not a Vette guy. Sort of a dark green... dare I say, hunter green???

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:18 PM (PIFH6)

98 I read them. I just never watch the videos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

Now if Ace would render them as animated gifs ...

Posted by: spindrift at February 09, 2024 12:18 PM (MqhXY)

99 Just started thinking the Pro Hamas Biden is a head fake to try and get out of the too dementia to run the country idea.

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 12:18 PM (fwDg9)

100
yeah I don't know if I buy the claim at all... however... as to timing.. wouldn't it have been better if he did it today at 11 am, when he isn't Sundowning yet?
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

Holding the presser last night was the only way they could get him to stop yelling at clouds.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

101 Maybe, no one knows. It's also possible that Biden himself insisted on doing it, like an angry senile old man demanding the car keys, and nobody around him had the stature or nerve to tell him NO.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (i9ffA)

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That really does seem like the most likely thing: Biden read the summary of the report. He got real pissy, and he wouldn't shut up until his staff arranged for the press conference.

He's a fighter, you know.

Don't forget the effects of all the drugs he's taking. I've heard they can make old people combative and aggressive.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (CsUN+)

102 What year is F. Joe's Corvette? Convertible or coupe, and what color?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (J2vNu)

IIRC, it's not really "his". Came with Jill, loot from her divorce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (tkR6S)

103 Aren't people who are considered mentally incapacitated also not really held accountable for their actions.... legally speaking?

Is that the rationalization being used here?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (Q4IgG)

104 TRUMP!
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

THIS IS THE KILL WORD!

You shall not speak it!!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (vcOmj)

105 Everyone knows he is done, some wish he wasn't but they know
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 12:05 PM

But he's not done-done.

Posted by: Whoopi G., The View's center of mass at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (a3Q+t)

106 yeah I don't know if I buy the claim at all... however... as to timing.. wouldn't it have been better if he did it today at 11 am, when he isn't Sundowning yet?
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

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Better according to whose line of thinking? Angrily going out and demanding respect is a bad look no matter what. I doubt his staff wanted him to do it at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

I assumed it was timed to coincide with the Tucker/Pootin release.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (PIFH6)

107 Will no one ever read my posts?!
SAD!
Posted by: ace

Perhaps crueler cruelty would draw people in...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (+4VF2)

108 BTW, I'm sadly concluding this whole thing is a gift from the DOJ to the Democrats, as it was looking like Biden's senile stubbornness was going to lock him in through the general election, guaranteeing a Trump landslide. Now it looks like Project Mike Gavin will be activated for sure.

Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (bvp+i)

109 90 TJM, how's the bathroom-floor replacement going?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (9yWhg)

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Steadily. Two of the bathrooms have no floors. The guy is setting the tile now.

He hasn't started any of the demo on the third bathroom, though, even though I definitely showed it to him yesterday. I wonder if he's just leaving it for last so that I can have a bathroom upstairs...

Thanks for asking!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

110 they shot their wad prematurely. If they did this in October, it could be a problem. They got a talking point for a bit but its moot once president Biden starts to campaign/debate/sotu address. Our country has the attention span of a fucking gnat.

This Hur guy is plain old trash. gonna harass Biden all the way to November. Ken Starr did that with Clinton.

He will be under an extraordinary amount of scrutiny now. A nation saying to itself we thought we detected something was wrong. So now it's been confirmed by a government investigator?

An extraordinary amount of scrutiny now?! What do you think he has been under up to now?

We need to emphasize our strong backbench. Biden has assembled a highly experienced, qualified, and relatively no drama administration from top to bottom. That's why they want to take it down.

this was to save Hur's butt. If he recommends indictment, he kneecaps Trump's immunity case. If he ever wants an appointment in a GOP administration, he needs to make up a sob story and blame a fictive jury of grandpa-pity. First fan fiction in a legal report I've seen.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (JCZqz)

111 -

"Not sure he can make it 11 more months to finish his term."

- Clay Travis

"Not sure he can make it 11 more minutes without finishing his depends.

- Me

Posted by: Marooned at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (kt8QE)

112 yeah I don't know if I buy the claim at all... however... as to timing.. wouldn't it have been better if he did it today at 11 am, when he isn't Sundowning yet?
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

yes - but I've observed that when people, and situations, fall apart, they tend to fall apart in every possible way at the same time, and things that wouldn't make any sense start happening every day. To use a mechanical analogy, kind of like when a racing engine running at 7,000 rpm throws a rod.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (i9ffA)

113 >>>When it becomes true, then you and anyone else are free to mock me for taking on a superior faggy tone.

No, you'll drop the faggy superior tone now. You can disagree, but I am tired of your very leftwing tone of Unevidenced Superiority.

Do it on twitter, not here. Not every post has to be a baiting attack on other people.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

114 10 Nothing says secure like a busted out liquor store box.

Posted by: huerfano at February 09, 2024 12:05 PM (Q4KYm)

But enough about Jill's hooha.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (KbCG3)

115 Really is sad how Beau Biden died on the sand of Iwo Jima hoisting a Gay Pride flag over the island

Posted by: Shell Companies R Us at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (RHGPo)

116 All countries with pyramids are the same. You are a traitor if you claim otherwise. A country can have separate parts, overseas from each other. Like the Phillippines.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (1bNHn)

117 Not to worry, folks, we have built our resistance on Rigortortoise. We're good.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (Hpgos)

118 Have you ever noticed that there are people here who will take one sentence out of a reply to a several comment chain and then angrily (or incredulously) argue that you had meant the exact opposite of what you said?

Is that Ace using a sock trying to drum up audience participation?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (uvymP)

119 I made the point last night before all the Twitter prognosticators this was wholly designed to force Biden out. Both the report being released at this time and the press conference. It's a coordinated plan.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (T0jQj)

120 If they really wanted to force Biden out, they would tell him that he and his family will be prosecuted for their many crimes - for which there is already ample evidence to convict - if he doesn't drop out.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (3vCGB)

121 The idea of him being upset about the privacy of Beau's death is ludicrous, he interjects Beau's death at every opportunity.
They made this press conference to detract from Carlson's most excellent interview with Putin.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (wj3Rl)

122 An NYT-er last night actually said that Trump's glee over Biden's having been reported incompetent is the real story.

That whether or not the report is accurate shouldn't be the story, just Trump's pouncing.

He actually said out loud for everybody to hear that the story *should be* "contraversialized".

This is how they've been snowing you for years, America. The story is not whether E. Jean Carrol is a nut, it's that Trump called her a nut. It's not whether Bob Menendez banged underage girls--its how the Republicans seemed to treat him for the suspicion that he banged underaged girls!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (krQz2)

123 Holding the presser last night was the only way they could get him to stop yelling at clouds.

Well? There was one cumulonimbus that was being asshoe.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (CsUN+)

124 They should replace Biden with . . . Ann Coulter.

Posted by: Marooned at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (kt8QE)

125 PredictIt has Biden down to 73 to win the DNC. He was 87 on Wednesday.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (bWsRe)

126 45 oh I see now, Elric, you thought End Wokeness is a leftwinger?

No, he's a rightwinger. He's like LibsofTikTok, only... a little edgier.

A lot of people are saying, with some plausibility, that this report was designed to force Biden out before we got too far into election season.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)
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I understand that. But see my comment above. I have a different take on this. This was deliberately dropped on the eve of a huge Superbowl weekend heading into a holiday week. It was designed to be buried and then claimed as "old news."

They are getting all this out of the way now, to clear the decks for campaign season. If they really truly wanted to get rid of Biden, the way to do that would be through inside channels, with blackmail and bribery and threats. You know, the Democrap way.

Do I think there are factions who want this idiot clown gone? Of course. The Kamala clique hates him. But I think Biden is backed by the stronger clique: the Obama/Clownorama/Deep State clique. They are going to ride him literally into the grave.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

127 What do I have to do to get people to realize it's X now!!???
Posted by: Elon Musk

'X' is shorthand for 'Christ'.
Changing the name of Twitter to X violates the separation of church and state... because Twitter is a tool of the Intel community deep state.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (5KShE)

128 It's probably a little too early to 25th him out yet.
Give the prions another 6 months and he won't remember he's being ousted long enough to make a scene. Then the Secret Service can just hoist Jill out like she's being bollarded.

Posted by: DaveA at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (FhXTo)

129 >>>
Better according to whose line of thinking? Angrily going out and demanding respect is a bad look no matter what. I doubt his staff wanted him to do it at all.

it probably would have been better if the didn't confuse Egypt for Mexico in a speech intended to dispel the idea that he suffers from mental confusion....

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO)

130 Really is sad how Beau Biden died on the sand of Iwo Jima hoisting a Gay Pride flag over the island
Posted by: Shell Companies R Us at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (RHGPo)

In WWI.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

131 My wife asked me who I thought was calling the shots for President Powdered Husk. I replied Obama, but not really, since he's too stupid and lazy to do this. It has to be Susan Rice, Susan Powers, etc., and behind them, the likes of Soros. I listened to myself and thought "this sounds crazy", but I can think of no better explanation.
Posted by: Archimedes

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They're not shy about telling public they're running things:

https://www.westexec.com/

But this is the really interesting one. No conspiracy theories required:

"Since the Carter Administration in the 1970s, members of the Trilateral Commission have dominated every president since, both Democrat and Republican, to establish their self-proclaimed goal of a New International Economic Order...

(Trilateral Commission current or former members are in bold type.)

Joe Biden is surrounded by TEN current and former members of the Trilateral Commission. They have become like a personal guard and policy controllers for virtually everything that Biden has pursued since his inauguration..."

http://tinyurl.com/224rdn47

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (WF0+t)

132 I think the forced the press conference yesterday so that it’d be out of the cycle this morning.

And then the Media can fellate Joe B about how he “got testy with reporters” last night.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (YwyqV)

133 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

You have three bathrooms? I'm pretty sure that's racist. You need to acknowledge and atone for your porcelain privilege.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:22 PM (9yWhg)

134 I think you mean Peter Doocy, and he is a Republican, or, at least, he seems to be. He works for Fox.

That was the highlight so of course CNN showed that.

I have that linked in the post.

Will no one ever read my posts?!

SAD!
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

Yeah, no. I read this kinda political blog so I kinda know what is going on. I know who Doocy is and I know who he works for. It was some chick who was getting dunked on - and I knew it was an Asian chick because I had seen the complete exchange on Fox - they only showed the "angry response" part on CNN. They didn't want their audience to know that their guy was hulking out on a woman of color.

But what I loved the most about CNN's framing was that it was an angry response to Republicans when it was about the special counsel. It's the whole who-whom thing. Of course Just Joe was angry, Republicans are just infuriating.

Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2024 12:22 PM (IFNME)

135 They should replace Biden with . . . Ann Coulter.
Posted by: Marooned at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (kt8QE)

I f*cked her.

Posted by: Bill Maher at February 09, 2024 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

136 129 >>>
Better according to whose line of thinking? Angrily going out and demanding respect is a bad look no matter what. I doubt his staff wanted him to do it at all.

it probably would have been better if the didn't confuse Egypt for Mexico in a speech intended to dispel the idea that he suffers from mental confusion....
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO)

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"We gave him flash cards, and then he called us horse faced. We did our best."
-The staff

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

137 Uh, just spitballing here - if Gavin Newsome had his genitals surgically mutilated, would that put him ahead of Harris in the nomination sweepstakes? Gotta do what you gotta do to win!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at February 09, 2024 12:22 PM (zSyrn)

138 He claimed he thought "how dare you" in his head.

I confess that I cannot read the words "how dare you" without hearing them in Greta Thunberg's voice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:22 PM (uvymP)

139 Even CNN is forced to debunk his lies, including his lie that all of his papers were kept in locked cabinets: We can see photos of these documents in falling-apart boxes strewn all over his messy garage.
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Here while 'reporting' on this, CTV 'News' showed the stills of the Mar-a-Lago boxes, artfully arranged by the F.I.B. No detailed shots of Biden's as seen in the Xtweets.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 09, 2024 12:23 PM (2yu8s)

140 Will no one ever read my posts?!

SAD!
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:15 PM (KRtlO)

I read them. I just never watch the videos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

I don't watch them either, and not just when I'm at work. If I'm pressed for time, I skip all the quoted gray text, and just read Ace's responses in between.

Which sometimes means I miss stuff, but it's that or skip the posts altogether.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:23 PM (PIFH6)

141 Every minute that mentally defective lecherous evil douchebag is the President, more people will question the dem party. I say keep him there until he strokes or flat out face plants and dies.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 12:23 PM (eYF7X)

142 133 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

You have three bathrooms? I'm pretty sure that's racist. You need to acknowledge and atone for your porcelain privilege.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:22 PM (9yWhg)

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3.5. The one downstairs isn't getting touched.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

143 All countries with pyramids are the same. You are a traitor if you claim otherwise. A country can have separate parts, overseas from each other. Like the Phillippines.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (1bNHn)
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Then that makes us Mexico because Social Security is a pyramid (scheme).

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:23 PM (krQz2)

144 David Harsanyi argues at the Federalist that either Biden is too senile to prosecute and therefore needs to be removed by the 25th, or he is not too senile to prosecute and therefore should be prosecuted.

Or you can take the approach of our hereditary aristocracy (nee elites): TURN UP THE GASLIGHTS.

Posted by: Candidus at February 09, 2024 12:23 PM (V1yiu)

145
You have three bathrooms? I'm pretty sure that's racist. You need to acknowledge and atone for your porcelain privilege.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:22 PM (9yWhg)

It's fine as long as he has a 2nd front door.

Posted by: Christine Ballsy Ford at February 09, 2024 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

146 *taps microphone*

Does this thing have a superior faggy tone?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 09, 2024 12:23 PM (+4VF2)

147 Also, in the below clip, he says that al-Sisi is the president of Mexico, instead of Egypt.

He didn't say the president of mehico was al-Sisi, he called el presidente of mehico "a sissy".

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (G8h7g)

148 Fetterman / AOC

Posted by: Drinking Early at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (kJH1Z)

149 Remember when Petraus was convicted of giving classified information to his ghost writer/side chick?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (2fIO4)

150 Then that makes us Mexico because Social Security is a pyramid (scheme).
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:23 PM (krQz2)
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No, wait, that's not true--it's a Ponzi scheme!

Easy to get the two mixed up.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (krQz2)

151 Putin at 71 years old, is looking healthy, and is crafty as ever. Biden is no match for him. Or a fifth grader.

Posted by: So there at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (v5S+t)

152 Afternoon Ace. In JJ report comments I pointed out that I wouldn't be surprised to see Biden go full pro Hamas and throw Israel and by extension US Jews under the bus. The number of Muslims , anti-Semites and young ignorant leftists who would go crazy for Biden outnumber US Jews and their supporters, most of the supporters already supporting Trump. Bad times , people, bad times

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (EeR8D)

153 >>>I understand that. But see my comment above. I have a different take on this. This

I know you do, and that part is fine: It's fine to disagree. It's not find to disagree in a way that labels anyone who disagrees with you an idiot and your inferior. It's fucking annoying.

I repeat: Not every disagreement has to be a trolly, baity, twitter "OWN."

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

154 Joe Biden might resign if they cut off his supply of chocolate chip ice cream

Posted by: Shell Companies R Us at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (RHGPo)

155 They made this press conference to detract from Carlson's most excellent interview with Putin.
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I have had the same thought. The switch to Hamas is interesting, though. Methinks this is a feint to rein in and destroy Bibi which is likely why they ordered the Hamas attack. NGOs and money flowing under us leads to weird history.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (Hpgos)

156 The Kamala clique hates him. But I think Biden is backed by the stronger clique: the Obama/Clownorama/Deep State clique. They are going to ride him literally into the grave.

And yet Obama told Biden "you don't have to do this", in reference to his running? Nope, they want him gone, because he's a loser.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (CsUN+)

157 That little performance by Biden last night tells us for sure he’ll not step down voluntarily. No way he goes on his own. They’ll either 25th amendment his butt (highly doubtful) or outright kill him (also highly doubtful IMO) so whether many Dems like it or not they’ve made this bed and Brandon’s gonna poop in it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (1jdMT)

158 I'ma gonna take a victory lap here, and point out that my brave and stunning prediction last night that the MSM would declare that Republicans are "pouncing" and "seizing" on this was, as our sainted Señor Chuy might say, "correctomundo".

In fact, the NYT used both words in the same article!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (a3Q+t)

159 3.5. The one downstairs isn't getting touched.

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If you haven't been told yet, use the silicon toilet rings. They're so much more forgiving than the wax.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (WF0+t)

160 Has Francois Mitterrand weighed in on this yet?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (CwhoI)

161 They want Biden to leave. Whether he will do so is another matter. The man is a stubborn, angry, contemptuous low life. But he's always been that way. He also believes that he beat Trump the first time and can do it again.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (T0jQj)

162
Like it or not, unless they are willing to pull an even bigger and more transparent scam, FJB's (AKA "Shits") replacement is Kamala (AKA "Giggles").

The Shits 'n' Giggles Administration

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (xG4kz)

163 I read somewhere that some agency was able to recover the deleted Zwonitzer notes and information.

Hard to believe anyone would be honest about this considering.

Anybody else have any info?

Posted by: pawn at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (QB+5g)

164 153 I repeat: Not every disagreement has to be a trolly, baity, twitter "OWN."
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

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*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

165 It's too bad there are no late night comics anymore.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (zssUw)

166 109 He hasn't started any of the demo on the third bathroom, though, even though I definitely showed it to him yesterday. I wonder if he's just leaving it for last so that I can have a bathroom upstairs...

Thanks for asking!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

Three Bathrooms is a dream that has been lost to me since my grandparents sold their old house...

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (sm6Pk)

167 For all those who think this may get swept under the rug in record time, all I can say is that I'm thankful we don't have some massive event happening this weekend that will likely distract millions upon millions of people.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (KbCG3)

168 >>>Yeah, no. I read this kinda political blog so I kinda know what is going on. I know who Doocy is and I know who he works for. It was some chick who was getting dunked on - and I knew it was an Asian chick because I had seen the complete exchange on Fox - they only showed the "angry response" part on CNN. They didn't want their audience to know that their guy was hulking out on a woman of color.

oh okay, I didn't see that part. Maybe it was that Asian CNN reporter I have linked.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (KRtlO)

169 To me, the tell that the knives are out for Biden was the aggressiveness of the reporters OTHER than Doocy. Usually they just sit there giving him a tongue bath, but it sounded like a riot last night during questions.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (CsUN+)

170 As far as superior and faggy tones go, I think mine is the foggiest. Which would also make it superior...

Posted by: Niles Crane at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (v5S+t)

171 There was a brain in a large jar with bubbling liquid and electrodes attached in the documentary-They Saved Hitler's Brain. It would have fit right into the Biden garage pics.

Posted by: Screenwrite On the Cheep at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (V5BDR)

172 I somehow think the minions all run their fiefdom in sync

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (fwDg9)

173 Even CNN is forced to debunk his lies, including his lie that all of his papers were kept in locked cabinets: We can see photos of these documents in falling-apart boxes strewn all over his messy garage.

He was having a garage sale on classified documents.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (lTGtQ)

174 >>>I'ma gonna take a victory lap here, and point out that my brave and stunning prediction last night that the MSM would declare that Republicans are "pouncing" and "seizing" on this was, as our sainted Señor Chuy might say, "correctomundo".

WOW. you called it dude

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (KRtlO)

175 The transcript, I'm sure, will also reveal that he did not go silent as some kind of stone-faced rebuke, but instead mumbled that he couldn't remember the year of Beau's death, and kept saying "I don't know" when asked if he could at least guess a range of years when it might have happened.

Q: What year did your son, Beau, die?
A: Beau? Which time, bub? Obviously, when he died during the Confederate attack on Pearl Harbor that was in 1492. He died defending Ann Boleyn from the Nazis in 1723. I could go on. Beau was the best of us.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (uvymP)

176 I saw Superior Faggy Tone open for The Cranberries and Four Non Blondes at Lilith Fair in '04.

I committed suicide during it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

177 I haven't watched the Tucker interview of Putin yet but supposedly Putin was very sharp throwing out facts and basically being competent. Running this side by side with senile Biden would be devastating.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (t/2Uw)

178 Oh, this despicable man. Is there not one death he holds sacred and will not exploit for political gamesmanship?

Posted by: NAB at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (3sHsl)

179 they’ve made this bed and Brandon’s gonna poop in it
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Amber Heard, sheet despoiler at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (a3Q+t)

180 3.5. The one downstairs isn't getting touched.
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Does it have hand towels no one is supposed to use?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 12:27 PM (Hpgos)

181 They done been "replacing Biden" for 4 years. Some people just cannot accept reality as it is.

If Biden has to step down it will only be as a hero and he will get the McCain Treatment. Then Kamala will be sworn in and run ad the incumbent. There will be no disgrace. No removal. It's not how they roll unless they are absolutely forced to. No way they're going to let themselves have a "Nixon". It will never ever ever happen.

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 12:27 PM (oNgxs)

182 Dear Democrats,

The 25th Amendment?

You're buddy Joey is marinating in it. And so are you.

Jimmy Carter > Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2024 12:27 PM (p+msg)

183 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 09, 2024 12:20 PM (JCZqz)
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They carry the water for the buckets of koolaid.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:27 PM (krQz2)

184 There was a brain in a large jar with bubbling liquid and electrodes attached in the documentary-They Saved Hitler's Brain. It would have fit right into the Biden garage pics.
Posted by: Screenwrite On the Cheep at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (V5BDR)

The Man With Two Brains.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

185 180 3.5. The one downstairs isn't getting touched.
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Does it have hand towels no one is supposed to use?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 12:27 PM (Hpgos)

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That would be an interesting situation: the only bathroom downstairs is the one no one is allowed to use.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

186 The idea of him being upset about the privacy of Beau's death is ludicrous, he interjects Beau's death at every opportunity.
They made this press conference to detract from Carlson's most excellent interview with Putin.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (wj3Rl)

The "how dare you" thing is not unlike all the harpies who won't stop talking about their abortions.

If you suggest maybe they should stop having indiscriminate, unprotected sex with random men, they scream "HOW DARE YOU, THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER BETWEEN ME AND MY UTURUS!!!!!"

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (PIFH6)

187 Breaking: Larry Hogan is running for US Senate.
Translation - McConnell/Uniparty needs every last vote he can get to stay in power...
And Dems/Uniparty have realized a 3rd party Hogan run would kill the D candidate...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (exHjb)

188 In January 2015, The New York Times reported that the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Justice Department had recommended bringing felony charges against Petraeus for providing classified information to Broadwell. Petraeus denied the allegations and was reported to have had no interest in a plea deal. However, on Tuesday, March 3, 2015, the U.S. Justice Department announced that Petraeus agreed to plead guilty in federal court in Charlotte, North Carolina to a charge of unauthorized removal and retention of classified information.

Posted by: Shell Companies R Us at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

189 Look man, I told Bibi, I said to him I said, Bibi you need to open the gate to El Paso. El Paso, those guys make great taco shells. Me and Beau - who tragically died in WW2 defending Pearl Harbor - used to eat El Paso tacos every Sunday.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (bWsRe)

190 Let Biden be Biden.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (NpAcC)

191 158 I'ma gonna take a victory lap here, and point out that my brave and stunning prediction last night that the MSM would declare that Republicans are "pouncing" and "seizing" on this was, as our sainted Señor Chuy might say, "correctomundo".

In fact, the NYT used both words in the same article!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 09, 2024 12:25 PM (a3Q+t)

That’s about as bold as predicting the sun to rise, or that the water will be wet. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (YwyqV)

192 the two fake gay commies

Who is this? Taylor and Travis?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (9yWhg)

193 I have a friend who is making "Joetatoes" for the Super Bowl. It's a baked potato with the middle pulled out and stuffed with pulled pork.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (T0jQj)

194 Tucker asked Putin, who's running America,
Putin responded, with a that he didn't know,
'it's a complicated place'.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (wj3Rl)

195 The Special Counsel recovering the deleted audio files is in Hur's report, along with transcripts of the interview.

Posted by: Candidus at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM (V1yiu)

196 smile

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM (wj3Rl)

197 What year is F. Joe's Corvette? Convertible or coupe, and what color?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (J2vNu)

IIRC, it's not really "his". Came with Jill, loot from her divorce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (tkR6S)

1967 Convertible in green. It's a beautiful car. Not Jill's car, that was a 70 something in brown.

Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM (IFNME)

198 >>> I have a friend who is making "Joetatoes" for the Super Bowl. It's a baked potato with the middle pulled out and stuffed with pulled pork.

watch out, they might try to finger you

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM (KRtlO)

199 In WWI.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Belleau Woods took so many of our young men.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM (D7oie)

200 Historians don't know where Heinrich Himmler's brain is. It was removed when he died but it's been lost.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM (zssUw)

201 Beau's death hurt Joe the most because they had spent all that time establishing the LLCs and then everything became the responsibility of the loser crackhead son.

Joe probably was sad that Beau died, but I bet it was worse that all of the plans got changed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (WF0+t)

202 "HOW DARE YOU, THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER BETWEEN ME AND MY UTURUS!!!!!"

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (PIFH6)

Coo-coo-cachoo.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (KbCG3)

203 "It was Flavor Aid!!!" - Kool Aid's lawyers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (p+msg)

204 That said, if you're a MD R, you probably gotta vote Hogan for the same reason Maine has to vote Susan...you will never get a better R, if you can ever get any R...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (exHjb)

205
I repeat: Not every disagreement has to be a trolly, baity, twitter "OWN."
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

But what will I do with this "Liberal Tears" tumbler?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

206 I didn't watch the Carlson-Putin interview but based on the OSINT accounts I follow (which are largely leftwing), they are going out of their way today to 'debunk' everything Putin said. Hardly necessary if Putin did a Biden.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (CwhoI)

207 >>80 3.5. The one downstairs isn't getting touched.
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Does it have hand towels no one is supposed to use?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 12:27 PM (Hpgos)

Hand towels! That is luxury. I use the big box of shop rags from Costco in the bathroom.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (eYF7X)

208 @endwokeness is spot on. This is a coordinated hit. The Code Red went out, and I'm quite certain it entirely is due to Biden's perceived political weakness and has nothing to do with his mental or physical health since presidents are, or in the case of Trump, supposed to be figureheads.

Mark it: they are withholding Biden's medications and will put him in front of microphones until he quits on his own accord or, to be precisely, on Jill's orders.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (KSNKu)

209 195 The Special Counsel recovering the deleted audio files is in Hur's report, along with transcripts of the interview.

Posted by: Candidus
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Ought to recover the recordings made and deleted by that ghost writer.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (wj3Rl)

210 "watch out, they might try to finger you
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM (KRtlO)"

Anything I drop won't get picked up.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (T0jQj)

211 199 In WWI.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Belleau Woods took so many of our young men.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM (D7oie)

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Nothing compared to Birnam Wood coming to Dunsinane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

212 On April 23, 2015, a federal judge sentenced Petraeus to two years' probation plus a fine of $100,000. The fine was more than double the amount the Justice Department had requested.

Posted by: Shell Companies R Us at February 09, 2024 12:31 PM (RHGPo)

213 Uh, just spitballing here - if Gavin Newsome had his genitals surgically mutilated, would that put him ahead of Harris in the nomination sweepstakes? Gotta do what you gotta do to win!
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at February 09, 2024 12:22 PM (zSyrn)

Go ahead, it might be at least good for a laugh

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:31 PM (D7oie)

214 I have a friend who is making "Joetatoes" for the Super Bowl.

___

Ideally he should forget to make it.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:31 PM (bWsRe)

215 >>>People suffering from dementia and Alzheimer's. It's one of the classic signs of dementia. My dad had it.

I'm sorry.
My boss had it.

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 12:31 PM (npwPn)

216 >>> I have a friend who is making "Joetatoes" for the Super Bowl. It's a baked potato with the middle pulled out and stuffed with pulled pork.

watch out, they might try to finger you
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM

Suggest he use fingerling potatoes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2024 12:31 PM (Wnv9h)

217
watch out, they might try to finger you
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM (KRtlO)

In Russia, the stuffed potato fingers YOU!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

218
Angrily going out and demanding respect is a bad look no matter what. I doubt his staff wanted him to do it at all.

Aye, laddie, but that slanderous report got his Irish up, and ye know Ol' Joe's a fighter if he's nothin' else. There was no way that he wasn't going to go out there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2024 12:31 PM (xG4kz)

219 t's not find to disagree in a way that labels anyone who disagrees with you an idiot and your inferior.

What's the fun in that?

Posted by: Jos. Robinette Biden (D-DE) at February 09, 2024 12:31 PM (a3Q+t)

220 I haven't watched the Tucker interview of Putin yet but supposedly Putin was very sharp throwing out facts and basically being competent. Running this side by side with senile Biden would be devastating.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (t/2Uw)
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People who hold that it was only right for the North to repossess the South because Slavery, are going to have a hard time with Putin's argument that they can't let a culturally Russian, former "House" of Russia go Nazi.

I didn't buy Putin's contention that he can be the de-Nazification police of the world, until I started comparing it to our Civil War.

Also, Ukraine as a buffer is arguably a parallel to Cuba--which we did not control, but could not abide Russia that near.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (krQz2)

221 The Ho would be another Puppet, but no one likes her.
No one

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (fwDg9)

222 I see Tuckers interview with Putin went the way I figured it would.
WTF was he thinking?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (/Td2i)

223 What?! I can't hear you!
Posted by: Axeman
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Is there anybody listening?

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (1eY81)

224 The New York Times reported that the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Justice Department had recommended bringing felony charges against Petraeus for providing classified information to Broadwell. Petraeus denied the allegations and was reported to have had no interest in a plea deal. However, on Tuesday, March 3, 2015, the U.S. Justice Department announced that Petraeus agreed to plead guilty in federal court in Charlotte, North Carolina to a charge of unauthorized removal and retention of classified information.
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He had considered a presidential run at one point. An extramarital affair and federal charges later, HE. GONE.
The deep state limits your choices. It been rigged since Reagan snuck in...

Posted by: Niles Crane at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (v5S+t)

225 Does it have hand towels no one is supposed to use?

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that brought back a long-forgotten memory of me using a pure white towel in our guest bathroom (that no one used) after working on a car engine for hours one day and cleaning my hands with Go-Jo after I was called to supper. Didn't even think about it, I was just hungry and tired. IIRC that became a car washing rag.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (WF0+t)

226 The decision has been made. They are replacing Biden. At this point, the only question is who?
......

It's gotta be Newsom or Kamalama.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

227 >>>Nothing compared to Birnam Wood coming to Dunsinane.

Or Ed Wood coming in a fuzzy sweater.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (CwhoI)

228 221 The Ho would be another Puppet, but no one likes her.
No one
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (fwDg9)

Pretty sure Willie Brown did.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (YwyqV)

229 Beau Biden was the 44th Attorney General of the state of Delaware

Posted by: Shell Companies R Us at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

230 For all those who think this may get swept under the rug in record time, all I can say is that I'm thankful we don't have some massive event happening this weekend that will likely distract millions upon millions of people.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024

***
Mawdi Grass weekend? That runs on untl Tuesday at midnight. Another major distraction.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu)

231 192 the two fake gay commies

Who is this? Taylor and Travis?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:28 PM (9yWhg)
______

Correct

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

232 Angrily going out and demanding respect is a bad look no matter what. I doubt his staff wanted him to do it at all.
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But it's his VP staff that got him into this mess--from what he said last night.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (krQz2)

233 "Zwonitzer" sounds like some kind of Yiddish insult. As in, "That lousy zwonitzer gives me the shpilkiss."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (0gvpA)

234 I'm OK, SiD. Looks like I'm going to be signing on with a staffing company as a "consultant" after nearly 8 months of unemployment, so that's good.

Got an MRI this afternoon to look forward to first, however. Yay.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Great news!! The job, not the MRI. But hoping for good results from both...

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (1eY81)

235 I, for one, am very surprised that none of the boxes crammed with top secret documents never were included in a garage sale over the years. That seems weird given the ineptitude of the Biden.

w

Posted by: Archer at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (2ZS/Y)

236 1967 Convertible in green. It's a beautiful car. Not Jill's car, that was a 70 something in brown.
Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2024 12:29 PM (IFNME)

OK, wasn't certain. Did they sell the Jill car, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (tkR6S)

237 12...They all (including his wife) had to know he'd be an asshole in front of the press.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 12:05 PM (Q4IgG)

The President Joe just like the Senator Joe.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (Rbu5d)

238 >>> IIRC, it's not really "his". Came with Jill, loot from her divorce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2024 12:19 PM (tkR6S)
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Loot is correct. It was her husband's car.
That's how hubby caught Joey and Jill.
Joey wrecked, he was driving Jill's husband's car, what a punk, and wrecked it. The repair shop called the husband to pay the bill because Joey stiffed it. SURPRISE

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:34 PM (wj3Rl)

239 Just when you thought it was safe to watch sportsball and they learned their lesson to stay out of politics, the NFL, NHL, NBA and the rest of that unholy alliance write a letter to Congress telling them they should renew the Undetectable Firearms Act, which Democrats have been, and are further planning to use for their anti Second Amendment forays.

Maybe I won't watch the game. I bet there won't be anyone at the range.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 12:34 PM (T0jQj)

240 Really is sad how Beau Biden died on the sand of Iwo Jima hoisting a Gay Pride flag over the island
Posted by: Shell Companies R Us

In WWI.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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In Normandy... or Sicily.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 09, 2024 12:34 PM (2yu8s)

241 What?! I can't hear you!
Posted by: Axeman
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Is there anybody listening?
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (1eY81)
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Nicely done.

I will remember.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:34 PM (krQz2)

242 WTF ACE ? 3 burning skulls in succession yesterday? Now this?

A chaser of George Dicklel would be nice.

Posted by: Slappy is in charge at February 09, 2024 12:34 PM (LcRVs)

243 229 Beau Biden was the 44th Attorney General of the state of Delaware
Posted by: Shell Companies R Us at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

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I can only imagine the amount of graft that office is involved with.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:34 PM (bWsRe)

244 I'm guessing that the drug cocktails are losing their effectiveness.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (4olE8)

245 When my dad was dying of cancer, which had metastasized to his brain, he talked about waiting to ship out to Japan as WWII was coming to an end. He was 16 at the time. He didn't serve until Korea. His brain was personalizing remembrances of some of his slightly older contemporaries.

I gently corrected him, and I wish I hadn't. He tore me a new one. It was one of the saddest things about his decline, because he was well-read, quick-witted and wise man--except for the smoking, which killed him. The mental deterioration probably wouldn't have been so tough on us had he the subnormal intellect of the current "president" of the United States.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (wzAuc)

246
In WWI.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Belleau Woods took so many of our young men.
Posted by: Kindltot

Nothing compared to Birnam Wood coming to Dunsinane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures

Pffft ... amateurs

-- Teutoburg Forest

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (xG4kz)

247 >It's pretty sweet, and I'm not a Vette guy. Sort of a dark green... dare I say, hunter green???

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:18 PM (PIFH6)

I'm going to say a '65 in Glen Green. Could be a 66 or 67 too.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (GTqXr)

248 Beau Biden was the 44th Attorney General of the state of Delaware
Posted by: Shell Companies R Us

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Dang. That would be like being a Secretary of State and running for office.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (WF0+t)

249 Biden is being held together with Flex Seal. He hasn't been running anything other than his underwear since day one. They were happy to have Great Great Gramps as the useful meat puppet. I don't want them to run someone else. Some dipshits vote on a popularity contest.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (MGqzM)

250 The decision has been made. They are replacing Biden. At this point, the only question is who?
......

The War With Grandpa

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

251 Slicon vs. Wax Ring Toilet Seals. Another embodiment of the division, distrust, decay, of our civilization on its last legs, about to spiral down the drain.

Posted by: Donald Meek at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (V5BDR)

252 An NYT-er last night actually said that Trump's glee over Biden's having been reported incompetent is the real story.

That whether or not the report is accurate shouldn't be the story, just Trump's pouncing.

The NYT's headline was literally "Republicans pounce" until everyone (including some lefties) mocked them for doing the "say the line, Bart" at which point they changed it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (2ocoG)

253
Nothing compared to Birnam Wood coming to Dunsinane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024

***
Lady Macbeth: the Jill Biden of ancient Scotland.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

254 Way back in the early days of the Doctor Who revival (Series 2 with David Tennant's introduction), the Doctor says he can take down the Prime Minister of Great Britain with just "six words."

He whispers to one of her aides, "Don't you think she looks tired?" After that, she's DONE as PM.

This is what we are witnessing now with FJB. Some faction is whispering, "Don't you think he looks tired?"

And the whispering campaign is just getting started.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (7fElN)

255 Will you assholes lay off Biden? He's just stuttering. Sheesh.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (bWsRe)

256 >>244 I'm guessing that the drug cocktails are losing their effectiveness.
Posted by: NR Pax

Do you think we'll see his left eyeball fill up with blood real time again?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (eYF7X)

257 I didn't watch the Carlson-Putin interview but based on the OSINT accounts I follow (which are largely leftwing), they are going out of their way today to 'debunk' everything Putin said. Hardly necessary if Putin did a Biden.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM (CwhoI)
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Yup, obviously, if Putin said it was bad, it's not bad to inflate our dollar. Obviously.

And if Putin did a Biden, I'm pretty sure Tucker would have stopped taping while they cleaned him up. He'd probably have to.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (krQz2)

258 244 I'm guessing that the drug cocktails are losing their effectiveness.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (4olE

It's developing "tolerance" when they stop working...it's normally when you have to switch meds if there's any meds still to switch to...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (exHjb)

259 You have three bathrooms? I'm pretty sure that's racist. You need to acknowledge and atone for your porcelain privilege.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:22 PM (9yWhg)

3.5. The one downstairs isn't getting touched.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

We had three in the old house, but the third was only ever used by the ex's kids. Every now and then I'd walk past and smell it... the little buggers don't know how to flush a freakin' toilet!

I can't tell you how many times I had that conversation with them.

This ain't your dad's house, kids. We don't act like savages here*.

*I never won those arguments, they always acted like savages. I miss those little shits.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (casCC)

260 I have two bathrooms; one upstairs and one downstairs. I haVWEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO UPSTAIRS FOR SEVERAL YEARS. aND NOW i CANT GO TO THE ONE DOWNSTAIRs.

aND FU%% TE CAP-0 LOCKS KEY.

Posted by: vic at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (A5THL)

261 Let me say the quiet part out loud.

The POTUS is the ultimate authority on the disposition of Classified information in the Executive branch of the US government.

Having a POTUS who broke the laws covering Classified information is bad enough, but this senile guy still reigns over the mountain of US government information but is not in a position to be held culpable ?

Posted by: Shell Companies R Us at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (RHGPo)

262 Joey would have been more believable if he had started with "My fellow Ekosians..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (p+msg)

263 209 195 The Special Counsel recovering the deleted audio files is in Hur's report, along with transcripts of the interview.

Posted by: Candidus
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Ought to recover the recordings made and deleted by that ghost writer.

Sorry, miscounted chickens this morning and had to run back out and get one squawking bitch into the coop.

What I meant to say was that Hur was able to recover the ghostwriter's deleted audio records of writer interviewing Biden, along with transcripts of those sessions. House impeachers are going to subpoena those tapes, along with the Hur interviews of Biden.

Posted by: Candidus at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (V1yiu)

264 230 For all those who think this may get swept under the rug in record time, all I can say is that I'm thankful we don't have some massive event happening this weekend that will likely distract millions upon millions of people.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024

***
Mawdi Grass weekend? That runs on untl Tuesday at midnight. Another major distraction.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu)
________

SB weekend, Presidents Week next week, Ash Wednesday, and Lunar New Year starts tonight. As I said above, this news was intended to be dumped into a maw of non-attention bigger than Fani's grasping snudge. So despite the snark in my first comment, I have sound reasons for thinking this is not intended to force Biden out.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

265 >>>WTF ACE ? 3 burning skulls in succession yesterday? Now this?
A chaser of George Dicklel would be nice.

So I have several posts in draft. I had planned to put up the media's reaction to the biden stuff as the next post. But I can easily swap in a Fun Post instead, and then post the Biden stuff later.

So what do you want? The Biden Media Reaction post, or a quiz about naming the 80s movie based on a song that was prominent in that movie?

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (KRtlO)

266 I'm guessing that the drug cocktails are losing their effectiveness.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (4olE

I'm wondering what they are and how long they last? He seemed pretty normal before he took questions.

Posted by: BignJames at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

267 But what will I do with this "Liberal Tears" tumbler?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:30 PM

Might I suggest bourbon?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (Wnv9h)

268 There "were comments...that were contradictory to the details in the long report..."

Nice wordsmithing to avoid saying he lied.

Oh, and government isn't the solution to our problems, government is the problem. Said by Reagan or the Tea Party? Yeah, he's easily get elected by the current "extreme right wing".

Posted by: InZona at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (xckwd)

269 The Ho would be another Puppet, but no one likes her.
No one
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (fwDg9)
.......

Nobody but CA Wine Moms likes Newsom either.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

270 They done been "replacing Biden" for 4 years. Some people just cannot accept reality as it is.

How to tell me you haven't read the rest of the comments, without telling me you haven't read the rest of the comments.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (CsUN+)

271 >>I see Tuckers interview with Putin went the way I figured it would.
WTF was he thinking?

The interview was outstanding.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (LkLld)

272 235 I, for one, am very surprised that none of the boxes crammed with top secret documents never were included in a garage sale over the years. That seems weird given the ineptitude of the Biden.

Posted by: Archer
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Maybe the bulk of them were but by INEPTITUDE they missed a few.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (wj3Rl)

273 That’s about as bold as predicting the sun to rise, or that the water will be wet. ;-)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 12:28

Well, technically, the movement of local solar mass across the planet's sky isn't the solar mass rising, but rather the planet rotating, and allowing the solar mass to be viewed more progressively, and then retrogradingly, as the planetary diurnal period proceeds.

Also, water is only considered 'wet' in its liquid phase, and not in its solid or gaseous phases.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)

274 They wanted this to happen. The decision has been made. They are replacing Biden. At this point, the only question is who?

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Yep. He'll probably be shoved in front of the camera even more to document his mental decline and thus, "we must replace this august, selfless, dedicated public servant" with someone else.

All of it leaves me very uneasy, because I'd much rather that brain-mushified husk of a phony president be on the ballot in November vs. Greasy Gavin, Mooch or another horrific nightmare.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (5Tbnt)

275 You still have to look at all this from a perspective of two competing factions within the Democrat party. Biden was originally in the Obama camp until Obama came out and said, maybe Joe should hang it up. Less than a week later, Hillary shows up saying she supports Biden for re-election. Her motive, of course, is for Harris (Clinton camp from the beginning) to take the presidency when Biden falls ill in the second term.

At the same time there is talk of replacing Harris as the running mate...and despite her own stupidity, Harris has indeed been sabotaged continuously over the first 3 years with assignments and suspect prep work. Gavin Newsom is, also, Clinton camp which is why he's pretty sure this is not his year.

If Obama makes a move to ax Biden and insert his wife into the deal, all hell is going to break loose between the two camps. Additionally, I don't think Michele wants anything to do with it.

Posted by: Orson at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (dIske)

276 When will Joe lose it to the point of engaging in fisticuffs?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (zssUw)

277 Biden admin is trying to stop the Israelis from going into Rafah, the last Hamas stronghold. Timing of this report is good so Israel can keep on ignoring whatever Biden is saying. Qatar now talking about kicking out Hamas leaders sheltering there. Good chance Sinwar is in Rafah. Israel is succeeding despite whatever the clueless administration is saying. MSM saying they don;t know whether Biden's over he top comment was to Hamas or Israel but it is obvious he meant Israel. They keep trying to say Israel should not be so aggressive. lol . FOAD

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (t/2Uw)

278 I was honestly surprised at how well he did yesterday. That was a pretty good quip at peter doocy saying i'm so forgetful that I called on you. I think everyone in america who's dealing with a dementia patient wants to know what joe's getting

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (ny95y)

279 WTF ACE ? 3 burning skulls in succession yesterday? Now this?
A chaser of George Dicklel would be nice

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Someone mentioned Mickey Mouse being public domain now and that some photoshop artist should make something accordingly for the Disney posts.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (WF0+t)

280 I have a friend who is making "Joetatoes" for the Super Bowl.

___

Ideally he should forget to make it.
Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:31 PM

LOL. Or make something like Aunt Bethany from Christmas Vacation. Jello and cat food!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (MGqzM)

281 Biden is lucky, if I were the Special Prosecutor, I would have asked him if he remembered which year Beau got kicked out of the Navy for using cocaine.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (i7Q7S)

282 Media reaction

Posted by: Candidus at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (V1yiu)

283 230 For all those who think this may get swept under the rug in record time, all I can say is that I'm thankful we don't have some massive event happening this weekend that will likely distract millions upon millions of people.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024

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Most people can walk and chew gum at the same time. It's not like they watch a sportsball game for 3 hours and forget everything else going on in the world.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (bWsRe)

284 I'm going to say a '65 in Glen Green. Could be a 66 or 67 too.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (GTqXr)

Then why'd he name his son Hunter and not Glen?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (casCC)

285
The repair shop called the husband to pay the bill because Joey stiffed it. SURPRISE
Posted by: Braenyard

There are other stories of Joe and our precious Biden family attempting to stiff providers of goods and services here in Delaware.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (xG4kz)

286 Dang. That would be like being a Secretary of State and running for office.
---
*Brian Kemp and Katie Hobbs have entered the chat*

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (1eY81)

287 I haven't watched the Tucker interview of Putin yet but supposedly Putin was very sharp throwing out facts and basically being competent. Running this side by side with senile Biden would be devastating.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:26 PM (t/2Uw)

criticisms I have heard are "russo-centric" "dishonest" "confusing to the average viewer" "I have no idea who he was pitching his history lecture to" and a carefully shaded accusation of being revisionist. You k now, because the head of Russia should hold the same views as some gink who lives in rural Connecticut and teaches three units a semester at a big name university.

I fear the Putin thread, it will be more acrimonious than a thread that combines Trump, Covid, abortion and what sort of knife is best for daily use.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (D7oie)

288 That interview will play in Mother Russia as well or better than it plays here.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (wj3Rl)

289 Someone mentioned Mickey Mouse being public domain now and that some photoshop artist should make something accordingly for the Disney posts.
Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM

Mickey driving the Free Candy van.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (MGqzM)

290 So what do you want? The Biden Media Reaction post, or a quiz about naming the 80s movie based on a song that was prominent in that movie?
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024

***
The Fun Post first!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (J2vNu)

291 I can't wait for the Rs to hold a 25th amendment vote and bungle it and lose. You all know that's exactly what's going to happen.

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (CZPkK)

292 Lady Macbeth: the Jill Biden of ancient Scotland.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu)
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Fun fact: Lady Macbeth's name was Gruoch.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (0gvpA)

293 257 And if Putin did a Biden, I'm pretty sure Tucker would have stopped taping while they cleaned him up. He'd probably have to.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (krQz2)

If Putin did a Biden, Tucker wouldn't come back alive.

They sure as hell wouldn't allow a foreigner to witness that.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (sm6Pk)

294 48...You were in the pool!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (9yWhg)

Yup.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (Rbu5d)

295 When will Joe lose it to the point of engaging in fisticuffs?
Posted by: Northernlurker
......

with himself.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

296 "Mickey Mouse being public domain now "

Only Steamboat Willy is public domain. Mickey still have a while to go until 75 years is up.

Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (bWsRe)

297 The NYT's headline was literally "Republicans pounce" until everyone (including some lefties) mocked them for doing the "say the line, Bart" at which point they changed it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (2ocoG)
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The thing is that the second-generation controversializers aren't as good as the first-gen. They think they can stay this stuff out loud. They think they can publicly instruct other urinalists what *should* be the story--when *that* story is *obviously* contrived.

Ignore the man in the booth!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (krQz2)

298 3 The close tags of Mexico cut off my Gazas!
Posted by: joey biden at February 09, 2024 12:03 PM (2yu8s)

heh

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (npwPn)

299 This is what we are witnessing now with FJB. Some faction is whispering, "Don't you think he looks tired?"

Given that the press was notably nasty to Biden last night, I think Kalorama is that faction. Big Mike or Oprah or some other POC is ready for their close-up.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (2ocoG)

300 262 Joey would have been more believable if he had started with "My fellow Ekosians..."

Nah - now if he said "My fellow Elbonians," that would not only show a knowledge of popular culture, but would swing Scott Adams from Trump to Biden.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (zSyrn)

301 I think everyone in america who's dealing with a dementia patient wants to know what joe's getting
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone

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Adrenochrome.

Do people really not know this by now? It's almost certainly the driver of the sex slave / human slave industry and one reason Our Betters fight so hard against anyone who tries to end it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (WF0+t)

302 Well, technically, the movement of local solar mass across the planet's sky isn't the solar mass rising, but rather the planet rotating, and allowing the solar mass to be viewed more progressively, and then retrogradingly, as the planetary diurnal period proceeds.

Also, water is only considered 'wet' in its liquid phase, and not in its solid or gaseous phases.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)

Why did you let NDT into your house and post here using your nic?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (YwyqV)

303 300

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (npwPn)

304 These ppl couldn't even symbolically impeach mayorkas. Think they'll get a 25th on Biden? Dream on. Biden wins in a landslide 2 weeks after election day. You heard it here first

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (CZPkK)

305 265
So what do you want? The Biden Media Reaction post, or a quiz about naming the 80s movie based on a song that was prominent in that movie?
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (KRtlO)

========

First, I need to understand what a movie is.

Any help?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

306 269 The Ho would be another Puppet, but no one likes her.
No one
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 12:32 PM (fwDg9)
.......

Nobody but CA Wine Moms likes Newsom either.

Posted by: wth at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

Won't be Gruesome. No way a straight white dude will be at the top of the ticket. Heels Up Harris is their 'ride or die'.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (GTqXr)

307 287 I haven't watched the Tucker interview of Putin yet but supposedly Putin was very sharp throwing out facts and basically being competent. Running this side by side with senile Biden would be devastating.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at
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He slipped in a couple of word play jokes too.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (wj3Rl)

308 50...What do I have to do to get people to realize it's X now!!???
Posted by: Elon Musk at February 09, 2024 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Best you can do is "X, formerly Twitter."

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (Rbu5d)

309 >>> I was honestly surprised at how well he did yesterday. That was a pretty good quip at peter doocy saying i'm so forgetful that I called on you. I think everyone in america who's dealing with a dementia patient wants to know what joe's getting
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's

are they also the president?

Dementia's tough. As I mentioned, my dad had it.

But Biden is not just someone's dad or grandpa. He's supposed to be the president, and the fact that can mumble an obviously pre-scripted "joke" about Doocy does not mean he should be making decisions about the use of nuclear forces.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:41 PM (KRtlO)

310 287 I fear the Putin thread, it will be more acrimonious than a thread that combines Trump, Covid, abortion and what sort of knife is best for daily use.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (D7oie)

Let me drop the first grenade.

"He's the last true defender of Christianity and White people!"

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 12:41 PM (sm6Pk)

311
Shut up, Wesley

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2024 12:41 PM (xG4kz)

312 Biden admin is trying to stop the Israelis from going into Rafah, the last Hamas stronghold. Timing of this report is good so Israel can keep on ignoring whatever Biden is saying. Qatar now talking about kicking out Hamas leaders sheltering there. Good chance Sinwar is in Rafah. Israel is succeeding despite whatever the clueless administration is saying. MSM saying they don;t know whether Biden's over he top comment was to Hamas or Israel but it is obvious he meant Israel. They keep trying to say Israel should not be so aggressive. lol . FOAD
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM

Wouldn't you ignore him? My Great Grandmother had Alzheimers and dementia and said crazy thit all the time. The family humored her as best we could and then brushed it aside.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:41 PM (MGqzM)

313 I replied Obama, but not really, since he's too stupid and lazy to do this.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:10 PM (CsUN+)

I wonder about that some times. I suspect you're right but it would be a brilliant defensive ploy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (uvymP)

314 So what do you want? The Biden Media Reaction post, or a quiz about naming the 80s movie based on a song that was prominent in that movie?
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024

Movie post!!

Posted by: NAB at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (3sHsl)

315 Maybe we need a law that states no former President can reside in DC after leaving office?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (Hpgos)

316 >>The Fun Post first!

fun post might win with 1 vote.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (KRtlO)

317 301 Adrenochrome.

Do people really not know this by now? It's almost certainly the driver of the sex slave / human slave industry and one reason Our Betters fight so hard against anyone who tries to end it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (WF0+t)

If my grandfather's mind still works at 95 without that shit, they don't need it either.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (sm6Pk)

318 As much as I despise Biden as a politician, as a president, and the ideology he is ramming down the nation's throat to its detriment, I find it appalling that he was allowed, as Kolorama's useful idiot and Jiggly Jill's Obama envy antidote, to run for president in the first place and is now running for a second term. But he still has the keys to the car, and now that he is running every red light and crashing into the ditch every few blocks, I fully support this bastard remaining behind the wheel until he drives the Democrat party off a cliff.

Posted by: lost in space at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (0hx4U)

319 Actually I think the Super Bowl will cause the discussion of Biden to increase tenfold. I'm also expecting there will be at least two shootings or assaults that occur at a Super Bowl party because of it.

Posted by: Van Dyke Brown at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (w6AZl)

320 If Putin did a Biden, Tucker wouldn't come back alive.

They sure as hell wouldn't allow a foreigner to witness that.
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 12:39 PM (sm6Pk)
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Vwe haf no record of your (consults notes) Meestir Carlson comingg to Russia.

Posted by: Alternate World Vlad at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (krQz2)

321 >>I fear the Putin thread, it will be more acrimonious than a thread that combines Trump, Covid, abortion and what sort of knife is best for daily use.

Back when I was a wee tot there was thing called "critical thinking". The idea was to give people as much information as possible from all sides of and issue, make sure they understood the biases of the people giving their side of the story, and then let people make informed decisions on their own.

It was a thing for a while. Now we have propaganda from our betters telling us how to think and that's much better for everyone. I mean, look how well things are going!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (LkLld)

322 296 "Mickey Mouse being public domain now "

Only Steamboat Willy is public domain. Mickey still have a while to go until 75 years is up.
Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (bWsRe)

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I strongly suspect that the courts will ultimately decide that all the "variations" of Mickey Mouse are immaterial which will effectively make all of Mickey Mouse public domain.

Seriously...white gloves as a hard line in the sand? Red pants? Whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

323 I was honestly surprised at how well he did yesterday. That was a pretty good quip at peter doocy saying i'm so forgetful that I called on you. I think everyone in america who's dealing with a dementia patient wants to know what joe's getting
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (ny95y)

Mostly amphetamines. That being said, of course people with dementia are not ALWAYS incoherent. Until the end, really.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (casCC)

324 Eh, I kinda don't get the "Beau". Thing. The guy served. yeah he was a fobbit, but so were a lot of people. Joe Biden is also an asshole who is destroying our country and our unity. But I dont want to be like him and lose my compassion for others. He lost his son and he's been telling these tales for a long time. But I let it pass. People experiencing grief, especially when they get old, do some weird things. YMMV

Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (T0jQj)

325 The decision has been made. They are replacing Biden. At this point, the only question is who?

Woodsy Fuckin Owl

Posted by: BignJames at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (AwYPR)

326 Has Joe ridden his bicycle since the unfortunate get off on the bike trail? Maybe Douchy should ask him that.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (eYF7X)

327 But Biden is not just someone's dad or grandpa. He's supposed to be the president, and the fact that can mumble an obviously pre-scripted "joke" about Doocy does not mean he should be making decisions about the use of nuclear forces.
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:41 PM

Yep, it's a horrible disease. But Biden hasn't been running shit anyway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (MGqzM)

328 @275: "Additionally, I don't think Michele wants anything to do with it."

Perhaps because Hillary wants it so much more.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (u9uo0)

329 Note that they are still circling around trying to find a narrative that works. That's another reason I'm not convinced this is a disaster for Joe.

He is the REAL teflon President.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (1bNHn)

330 Are you ready for some Scripted Football?!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (krQz2)

331 Fox news, ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC et al nightly viewing is less than 3 million views each. Combined, less than 20 million views.
Tucker's interview with Putin?
100 million confirmed views and still counting.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (MeG8a)

332 Might I suggest bourbon?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 09, 2024 12:37 PM (Wnv9h)

Always a good idea!!!

Posted by: Doof at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (XIF9h)

333 I'm kind of weirded out that my garage is a mess and still looks better than the one belonging to a multimillionaire who is the POTUS.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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There's something else, however trivial, about that picture of Joe's garage. I'll probably mention this on the ONT also.
Take a look at the tires on Joe's car. Those do not look like DOT-legal street tires.
http://tinyurl.com/3393ty4r

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (XeU6L)

334 criticisms I have heard are "russo-centric" "dishonest" "confusing to the average viewer"

--

*my sarcastic voice*

Russo-centric!? Oh no, not that!

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (5Tbnt)

335 Biden's BACK, baby! He was STRONG and PRESIDENTIAL last night! Nice to have a real LEADER in charge again!

Posted by: The AWFL Brigade of Newton, MA at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (qUkBO)

336 The "average nurse" in the ad at the top looks like Graham Chapman.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (1bNHn)

337 it's my stutter
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:10 PM (KRtlO)

Bad news: You have a stutter

Good news: You'll be president because of it someday.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

First Ewok President. Bold and Historic.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (uvymP)

338 160 million views of the Tucker & Vlad show.

Tucker sure misses the 3 million/night viewers on Fox!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (krQz2)

339 "They wanted this to happen. The decision has been made. They are replacing Biden. At this point, the only question is who?"

They hit him up with the 25th thingamadammit. Kamalama gets the big chair. Now she is running against Trump. Black men hate her. Hispanic men hate her. Everbody else is laughing at her.

Welcome back, Mr President!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (cRrcX)

340 >316 >>The Fun Post first!

fun post might win with 1 vote.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (KRtlO)

Nah. Another Sponge Brain post. The Horde is already frothy, may as well make an afternoon of it.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (GTqXr)

341 293 257 And if Putin did a Biden, I'm pretty sure Tucker would have stopped taping while they cleaned him up. He'd probably have to.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:36 PM (krQz2)
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Tucker asked Putin when was the last time he talked to Joey.
Putin replied, 'I can't remember'.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (wj3Rl)

342 331 100 million confirmed views and still counting.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (MeG8a)

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How many seconds count as a view?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

343 283 230 For all those who think this may get swept under the rug in record time, all I can say is that I'm thankful we don't have some massive event happening this weekend that will likely distract millions upon millions of people.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 09, 2024

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Most people can walk and chew gum at the same time. It's not like they watch a sportsball game for 3 hours and forget everything else going on in the world.
Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (bWsRe)
________

The vast majority of people -- even smart ones -- are not nearly as engaged politically as are people who frequent and comment on political blogs. They probably have little knowledge of the counsel's report, and what little knowledge they have is no match for the complete deluge of stimuli coming this weekend and next week. The biggest mistake we make is thinking that everyone else is as engaged on political issues as we are. They're just not, not even close.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

344 When will Joe lose it to the point of engaging in fisticuffs?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (zssUw)

For 4 years now, I have hoped and prayed that he would brown-note on live TV.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (cf/0E)

345 74...Trump can build a new, big, beautiful White House.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (Angsy)

Yuge. And Luxurious.The Best.
And gold-plated.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (Rbu5d)

346 I watched the Putin interview. It seemed to me he was more interested in casting an image of himself in the minds of an American audience than he was in answering Carlson's questions.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (XeEpa)

347 - if Gavin Newsome had his genitals surgically mutilated, would that put him ahead of Harris in the nomination sweepstakes? Gotta do what you gotta do to win!
Posted by: CTHillary

Assalama lenkum, my brothers and sisters! Kill honky!

Posted by: LeGaveyon Newsome at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (IG4Id)

348 Keep in mind, Joe got his Corvette from the original purchaser when he stole his wife... because he's that classy a guy.

Posted by: American Hawkman at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (skAOD)

349 *my sarcastic voice*

Russo-centric!? Oh no, not that!

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (5Tbnt)
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LOL.

Yeah, *that* person should be a pundit!

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (krQz2)

350 These ppl couldn't even symbolically impeach mayorkas. Think they'll get a 25th on Biden? Dream on. Biden wins in a landslide 2 weeks after election day. You heard it here first
Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (CZPkK)

The Mayorkas impeachment It ain't over yet .

Posted by: Van Dyke Brown at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (w6AZl)

351 I was honestly surprised at how well he did yesterday. That was a pretty good quip at peter doocy saying i'm so forgetful that I called on you.

Really? He looked angry and on the edge of screaming at the press the entire time, a sight *very* familiar to those of us who have had family members with dementia. I mean, grading on a very steep curve, most of the words he said were English and he only looked like he was wandering lost around the room twice, but still.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (2ocoG)

352 @338: "160 million views of the Tucker & Vlad show."

Why do people still do this? It's not even close to 160m views.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (u9uo0)

353 Great news!! The job, not the MRI. But hoping for good results from both...
Posted by: screaming in digital

Thank you, SiD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

354 Good luck dragging this senile old f**K and his wh**re of a wife Dr. Jill out of the WH...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (Akjoo)

355 The historic first POTUS entitlement and title is reserved for
Big MIke.
Under no circumstances will Kamala be allowed to beat Big Mike to the title.
As to how they do whatever they are going to do block Kamala and joint Big Mike....who da fcuk cares?
The commies do what they want when they want and how they want. They have no opposition.none.
And for those who are keeping close score: Jamie Raskin last night promised the new Commie majority Congress elected in November will refuse to accept Trump the insurrectionist if Trump beats their cheat. The commies will cheat , imo, even more in individual Congressional races, than the do in the POTUS race. Raskin has told us where this is headed.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (LbzpQ)

356 Yep, it's a horrible disease. But Biden hasn't been running shit anyway.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (MGqzM)

Exactly. For Biden's puppeteers the dementia is a feature and not a bug. His political weakness is the inverse, thus the Code Red going out.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 09, 2024 12:46 PM (KSNKu)

357 If Putin did a Biden, Tucker wouldn't come back alive.

They sure as hell wouldn't allow a foreigner to witness that.

Word - Putin would have a case of expensive wine loaded on TuCa's jet as a thank you.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at February 09, 2024 12:46 PM (zSyrn)

358 So what do you want? The Biden Media Reaction post, or a quiz about naming the 80s movie based on a song that was prominent in that movie?

Posted by: ace

I have to go our for awhile so do the fun thread so I can be back in time for the acrimonous thread that Kindltot is predicting.(-:

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)

359 The SecDef and Joint Chiefs rush into the Oval Office. "Mr. President, the worst has happened and we need the ultimate decision NOW". Retardo reaches in his pocket for an encapsulated code and they find a collectors Pokemon card bought at the Wilmington flea market.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2024 12:46 PM (0EOe9)

360 I expected Biden last night to show up in a bathrobe with bed head and start ranting and throwing stuff! He was MUCH better than I expected! I guess he's got this election in the bag!

Posted by: Low Standard Conserfative at February 09, 2024 12:46 PM (qUkBO)

361 @342: "How many seconds count as a view?"

Two seconds.

And only half of the video needs to visible on screen.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2024 12:46 PM (u9uo0)

362 There's something else, however trivial, about that picture of Joe's garage. I'll probably mention this on the ONT also.
Take a look at the tires on Joe's car. Those do not look like DOT-legal street tires.
http://tinyurl.com/3393ty4r
Posted by: Mike Hammer

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When you don't have to worry about charges for stealing and possessing classified documents then I'm guessing racing slicks are pretty easy to get through the system, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:46 PM (WF0+t)

363 Keep in mind, Joe got his Corvette from the original purchaser when he stole his wife... because he's that classy a guy.
Posted by: American Hawkman at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM

So he got it from Jill's ex hubby? Talk about breaking the bro code. What a dick!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:46 PM (MGqzM)

364 Keep in mind, Joe got his Corvette from the original purchaser when he stole his wife... because he's that classy a guy.
Posted by: American Hawkman at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (skAOD)

Was that the same bet his cheating mistress let him drive?

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (w6AZl)

365 Eh, I kinda don't get the "Beau". Thing. The guy served. yeah he was a fobbit, but so were a lot of people. Joe Biden is also an asshole who is destroying our country and our unity. But I dont want to be like him and lose my compassion for others. He lost his son and he's been telling these tales for a long time. But I let it pass. People experiencing grief, especially when they get old, do some weird things. YMMV
Posted by: Marcus T at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (T0jQj)

Bullshit. Everyone's lost somebody. We don't go around talking about it all the time to score political points.

Have whatever sympathy you want for the dead, but that old man is a f**king prick for bringing it up all the time.

Seriously, man.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (casCC)

366 Pffft ... amateurs

-- Teutoburg Forest
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2024 12:35 PM (xG4kz)

Oh, man I am sorry. I forgot Biden raging around the White House for months, shouting , "Varus, Varus, bring me back my Son!"

Bad time.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (D7oie)

367 The Corvette will retain value.

The Bidet? Not so much

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (p+msg)

368 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

Joy Behar defends President Biden for forgetting when his son Beau died:
"Why would he want to remember the day his son died? Why? You would want to block that out of your head.

http://tinyurl.com/yu4av7y5

Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (NpAcC)

369 But Biden is not just someone's dad or grandpa

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:41 PM
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...who showered with his teen daughter...

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (krQz2)

370 None of us ( I suppose) is in the inner circle of the Dem junta so guessing what the Dems are doing ballotwise in 2024 is akin to Sovietology.

The solution to who shaves the Spanish Barber paradox is to follow the barber around and observe when it happens.

This is a bit easier to resolve than the US has 11 trillion bucks in short term notes that have to be refinanced in the next year at much higher interest rates. We are already paying 640 billion in interest and this figure will probably surpass the amount paid for national defense soon (814 billion).

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (/48iK)

371 -- Teutoburg Forest
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
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Quintus Trumpus!!! Where are my beagles?!!!

Posted by: Joegustus Caesar at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (2yu8s)

372 343 The biggest mistake we make is thinking that everyone else is as engaged on political issues as we are. They're just not, not even close.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

Then they're all weak and gay and should be bullied for it.

Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (sm6Pk)

373 Yeah, Biden insiders want Biden out.

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (V13WU)

374 368 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

Joy Behar defends President Biden for forgetting when his son Beau died:
"Why would he want to remember the day his son died? Why? You would want to block that out of your head.

http://tinyurl.com/yu4av7y5
Posted by: redridinghood at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (NpAcC)

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Then he should stop bringing it up in public speeches, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

375 X is reporting in excess of 100 million views, I don't know their criteria for how many seconds, etc. I watched it in 2 sittings, so maybe that counted for 2 views.
Don't forget it was also on Rumble and a bunch of other formats.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 12:48 PM (MeG8a)

376 Fun fact: Lady Macbeth's name was Gruoch.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Yep. Mother of Lulach the Fool.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:48 PM (9yWhg)

377 Also, water is only considered 'wet' in its liquid phase, and not in its solid or gaseous phases.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
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Glass is a super-cooled liquid.
That's all I got.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 12:48 PM (XeU6L)

378 But Biden is not just someone's dad or grandpa

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:41 PM
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...who showered with his teen daughter...
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:47 PM (krQz2)
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I should add according to her Russian-planted diary that is nonetheless property stolen from her and O'Keefe should go to jail--because all non-Dems belong there.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:48 PM (krQz2)

379 Press post first. save the fun for late afternoon cool down.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (lTGtQ)

380 Take a look at the tires on Joe's car. Those do not look like DOT-legal street tires.
http://tinyurl.com/3393ty4r
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024

***
The right front looks almost like a racing slick, except for the one tread line in the middle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

381 Questions asked of Brock Purdy at the Super Bowl press day:

"Are you worried about upsetting Taylor Swift should you win the Super Bowl?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Did he answer "I have a hot fiancé who hasn't slept with half the men on the planet so... no"?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (uvymP)

382
Yep, it's a horrible disease. But Biden hasn't been running shit anyway.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Shit is about the only thing he has been running.
Now, him running the government is another question altogether.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (xG4kz)

383 322 296 "Mickey Mouse being public domain now "

Only Steamboat Willy is public domain. Mickey still have a while to go until 75 years is up.
Posted by: Montec at February 09, 2024 12:40 PM (bWsRe)

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I strongly suspect that the courts will ultimately decide that all the "variations" of Mickey Mouse are immaterial which will effectively make all of Mickey Mouse public domain.

Seriously...white gloves as a hard line in the sand? Red pants? Whatever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)
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Tough call. Could go either way. Trademark and copyright is so subjective that courts are all over the place. I've seen courts say basically what you are saying when faced with very similar designs: "Oh come on, what difference does this little detail make that nobody is even gonna notice?" But others will rely on tiny details to find no infringement. It's also a politically charged question. So anyone's guess is as good as mine.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

384 Hitler lost people too. So did Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot.

I save my sympathy for those who are NOT psychopathic monsters.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (casCC)

385 Knowing nothing of exotic tires what I see is either over worn tires, possibly from a front end out out alignment or over inflation, or the tread is airbrushed, excuse me, photo shopped.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (wj3Rl)

386 We would all like to forget Joy Behar exists.

But she keeps opening her yap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (p+msg)

387 If Biden "wins", it will be undeniable proof that nobodies vote actually counts and that foreign actors and the deep state beurocracy are firmly in charge

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (ssSph)

388 What I want to know is just what they pumped him up with for last night's display. And what are the odds that overdose does him in?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (1bNHn)

389 Poor little Navy Biden watched last night's performance and said "well bless his heart". In the Southern manner.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (0EOe9)

390 My favorite part of his "I'm not senile" press conference is when he called Egypt Mexico...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (Akjoo)

391 The thing is that the second-generation controversializers aren't as good as the first-gen. They think they can stay this stuff out loud. They think they can publicly instruct other urinalists what *should* be the story--when *that* story is *obviously* contrived.

I feel like we have that as a society-wide thing. There are lots of people qualified to do stuff starting out where things where when they started out. There's very, very few that could restart from scratch after the WEF successfully crashes Western civilization.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (2ocoG)

392 X is reporting in excess of 100 million views, I don't know their criteria for how many seconds, etc. I watched it in 2 sittings, so maybe that counted for 2 views.
Don't forget it was also on Rumble and a bunch of other formats.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 12:48 PM (MeG8a)
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Not on Rumble yet.

And from the response TC.com was getting--and there had to be tons of people streaming it at the same time, I'm guessing TC.com is already on Musk's servers.

So, I can imagine that X could count views in both places together.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (krQz2)

393 The worst part about people that have dementia (when its men) is they sort of double down and make it worse. They'll do something extra stupid to show they are in control.

It's sort of like when you try and discreetly get someone who's drunk to quit acting so drunk.

I'm afraid this might be the kick off to having Biden swapped out.

Posted by: Blago at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (Nc8VF)

394 @375: "... so maybe that counted for 2 views."

No maybe about it. It does count. So does every other time you've opened up Tucker's Twitter feed and scrolled past the video 'cause you've already watched it. Those are views too. So many views.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (u9uo0)

395 Exactly. For Biden's puppeteers the dementia is a feature and not a bug. His political weakness is the inverse, thus the Code Red going out.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 09, 2024 12:46 PM

Yep. Talk about hiding the decline. He's been bad since 2020. The media, like good little Riefenstahl's has done their assigned duty. But once they saw the poll numbers they realized the jig was up. They're prepping the iceberg right now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (MGqzM)

396 We shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that Brandon’s corvette originally belonged to Jill’s first husband, the once Biden supporter from whom Joe stole Jill. Everything about the bidens is a lie.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (Fwuhb)

397 Hitler and Stalin

Yeah they 'lost' millions of their citizens.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (p+msg)

398 >380 Take a look at the tires on Joe's car. Those do not look like DOT-legal street tires.
http://tinyurl.com/3393ty4r
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024

***
The right front looks almost like a racing slick, except for the one tread line in the middle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

Appear to be period-correct bias ply tires.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (GTqXr)

399 Bullshit. Everyone's lost somebody. We don't go around talking about it all the time to score political points.
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Lest we forget, Al Gore did the same thing with his siter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (XeU6L)

400 Mooch is dumber than Barack and hates America more.

Perfect pick for a Dem nominee.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (w6AZl)

401 My question is, since when does a special prosecutor get to decide that criminal charges won't be filed due to a person's mental state? Isn't that for Biden's lawyers to argue in a court of law in front of a Judge on whether he does/does not have the mental capacity to know if he willfully acted the way he did? Are Special Prosecutors given the leeway to act as Geriatric Specialists/Doctors to make these decisions?

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (oiNtH)

402 What I want to know is just what they pumped him up with for last night's display. And what are the odds that overdose does him in?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (1bNHn)
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I hear superheroes are made that way.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (krQz2)

403 Also, water is only considered 'wet' in its liquid phase, and not in its solid or gaseous phases.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 09, 2024 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)

Isn't it time for your play-date with Neil deGrasse Tyson? I hear he is back to slapping 12 year olds around on twitter for poor understanding of cosmology

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (D7oie)

404 Tucker asked Putin when was the last time he talked to Joey.
Putin replied, 'I can't remember'.

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with him remembering every other date in Russia's 1000 year old history , I think it was an intentional dis

Posted by: runner at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (V13WU)

405 I came, I saw, I conquered, but not in that order!

Posted by: Joegustus Caesar at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (2yu8s)

406 >>>Woodsy Fuckin Owl

lol

what a deep cut reference

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (KRtlO)

407 So what snacks are you planning for the Taylor Swiftathon?

Posted by: Most people at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (NBVIP)

408 My favorite part of his "I'm not senile" press conference is when he called Egypt Mexico...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM

Well, they are both warm places! Get off his back!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (MGqzM)

409 >>None of us ( I suppose) is in the inner circle of the Dem junta so guessing what the Dems are doing ballotwise in 2024 is akin to Sovietology.

I think it's pretty hard to deny they would rather have someone else but they are in a bit of pickle. If Joe is out the natural choice would be his VP. The problem is she's a frigging idiot and even less popular than Joe.

But she's a black woman, the most loyal Democrat demographic is black women and it's not close. Blacks, mainly men are already moving from Democrats in not insignificant numbers mainly thanks to their open borders/reward illegals policies. If they start to bleed black women too they are toast.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (LkLld)

410 A lot of people are saying, with some plausibility, that this report was designed to force Biden out before we got too far into election season.

Biden still has one of those gold coins from the Continental. Can they get rid of him before he uses it?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (uvymP)

411 You know those man on the street interviews where Americans don't know when WWII was fought or how many states there are?

Imagine giving Biden one of those...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (ibTVg)

412 Not every disagreement has to be a trolly, baity, twitter "OWN."

Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you!

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (VMFAF)

413 >> My favorite part of his "I'm not senile" press conference is when he called Egypt Mexico...

'When Pharoh was in Mazatlan...'

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (/7Eaz)

414 383 Tough call. Could go either way. Trademark and copyright is so subjective that courts are all over the place. I've seen courts say basically what you are saying when faced with very similar designs: "Oh come on, what difference does this little detail make that nobody is even gonna notice?" But others will rely on tiny details to find no infringement. It's also a politically charged question. So anyone's guess is as good as mine.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

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I think the trademark thing is going to go nowhere. They'll try it once or twice, but it'll be a bad target (like one of those horror movies), it'll get laughed out of court, and the world will move on.

The variations thing seems to be more settled. They'll be able to hold the line on stuff like the Fantasia version of Mickey with the sorcerer's robes, but not much else. If it ever gets to SCOTUS, I cannot imagine a majority bending over backwards to make Disney happy over some no name company using red pants on Mickey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

415 160 million views of the Tucker & Vlad show.

Tucker sure misses the 3 million/night viewers on Fox!
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:44 PM (krQz2)

And that squinty eyed whore on CNN (or that other dead teevee channel) was mocking him for "not being a journalist."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (casCC)

416 No different than channel surfing and I tune in to Fox for 30 seconds, fair enough. I don't see the point in debating who got the most views when any given metric clearly tilts to Tucker.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (MeG8a)

417 They already brought out Taylor Swift to support Biden then they're gonna dump him unceremoniously? Nah bro

Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (oNgxs)

418 Kamala's slogan will be MAGAS: Make America Great At Sucking

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (krQz2)

419
Thank you, SiD.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

MRI.

remember to wear your metal boxer shorts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

420 ***
The right front looks almost like a racing slick, except for the one tread line in the middle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

Appear to be period-correct bias ply tires.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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Lacking any lateral tread?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (XeU6L)

421 354 Good luck dragging this senile old f**K and his wh**re of a wife Dr. Jill out of the WH...

I was in a movie called "New Jack City" where the character that Wesley Snipes is playing says "Nino Brown ain't going out like that!"

Dr. Jill ain't going out like that!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (zSyrn)

422 Trump can build a new, big, beautiful White House.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (Angsy)

I love Don but everything would be covered in gold and that's tacky as hell.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (uvymP)

423 The best candidate the Dems could run?

Mittens Romneycare.

Yes he was literally Hitler in 2012 but he's proven he takes orders well...as does their electorate.

And unlike Biden or Obama he's actually somewhat competent...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (ibTVg)

424 Eh, I kinda don't get the "Beau". Thing. The guy served. yeah he was a fobbit, but so were a lot of people. Joe Biden is also an asshole who is destroying our country and our unity. But I dont want to be like him and lose my compassion for others. He lost his son and he's been telling these tales for a long time. But I let it pass. People experiencing grief, especially when they get old, do some weird things. YMMV

Older people who've lost someone tell the same story every time, even when they otherwise have memory problems. Joe's had at least half a dozen distinct versions of how Beau was killed. One of them might as well be Hillary landing in Kandahar under heavy fire or however that made-up crap went.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (2ocoG)

425 >>We shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that Brandon’s corvette originally belonged to Jill’s first husband, the once Biden supporter from whom Joe stole Jill. Everything about the bidens is a lie.

Different Corvettes.

The one in the pics (green) was formerly a Jay Leno car, no?

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (/7Eaz)

426 First!

(See what I did there? I imitated Biden! I don't remember the timeline!)

Posted by: FishingWithFredo at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (jaTAe)

427 >>>Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you!

wow, another reference! it took me five seconds to remember what that's from!

I had wanted to make him a Special Guest Columnist but i only had one or two jokes so I scrapped it.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (KRtlO)

428 Joy Behar defends President Biden for forgetting when his son Beau died:
"Why would he want to remember the day his son died? Why? You would want to block that out of your head.

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A parent would never forget when their child died. Uncle Mortimer, sure. Aunt Betty, sure. But a parent? NO.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (5Tbnt)

429 My favorite part of his "I'm not senile" press conference is when he called Egypt Mexico...
Posted by: It's me donna

Mmmm...papyrus tacos...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (9yWhg)

430 I thought King Tut moved to Arizona?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (p+msg)

431 Take a look at the tires on Joe's car. Those do not look like DOT-legal street tires.
http://tinyurl.com/3393ty4r
Posted by: Mike Hammer

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I enhanced and zoomified and I think there's something screwy with the main photo to make it look like there's a large tread and they're some sort of slicks. Looking at the bottom left photo there's more of a hint of actual tread going out to the side of the drivers front along with the normal rain channels.

Plus I get the feeling Biden is too cheap to spend money on slicks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (WF0+t)

432 The idea of him being upset about the privacy of Beau's death is ludicrous, he interjects Beau's death at every opportunity.
They made this press conference to detract from Carlson's most excellent interview with Putin.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 12:21 PM (wj3Rl)

That's old thinking that even old people have learned isn't true. Almost everyone knows that we can watch both any time we wish. Such is the wonders of the internet. Old people use it too.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (BdMk6)

433 I still can't believe DOCTOR Jill thought it was a good idea to unleash her demented husband on an evening presser.

I realize she's garbage, but seriously, anyone even remotely conscious knew *biden would go off the rails. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (Q4IgG)

434 >>Lacking any lateral tread?

Not OEM Tires, but period correct repros.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 12:54 PM (/7Eaz)

435 If Biden "wins", it will be undeniable proof that nobodies vote actually counts and that foreign actors and the deep state beurocracy are firmly in charge
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (ssSph)
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That's why they have to dump him. To have him win, in his condition, exposes the election corruption.

Posted by: WisRich at February 09, 2024 12:54 PM (G0vdT)

436 The vast majority of people -- even smart ones -- are not nearly as engaged politically as are people who frequent and comment on political blogs. They probably have little knowledge of the counsel's report, and what little knowledge they have is no match for the complete deluge of stimuli coming this weekend and next week. The biggest mistake we make is thinking that everyone else is as engaged on political issues as we are. They're just not, not even close.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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True. But even low info voters can develop policy preferences if the issue is salient and persistent.

Like the open border, deterioration of the economy via inflation and shortages, and so on. Ironically the low info voters aren't that affected by the propaganda press and they tend to personalize events rather than look outward for guidance. The easiest preference for the low info is simply NO to whatever is currently going on.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 12:54 PM (/48iK)

437 Lest we forget, Al Gore did the same thing with his siter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (XeU6L)

Hmmm, I had forgotten that.

OH NO, I HAVE THE DEMENTIAS!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:54 PM (casCC)

438 OK, wasn't certain. Did they sell the Jill car, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2024 12:33 PM (tkR6S)

Her ex-husband bought that car. She probably did not get it in the divorce.

I made this point before this report and press conference thing, but Biden cucked that guy and wrecked the Corvette he paid for driving his wife home from the date. He's King Asshole. He's not going to be shamed into quitting.

Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2024 12:54 PM (IFNME)

439 Beau died trying to lift a drunk driver's car off of his mother's torso.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:54 PM (WF0+t)

440 "sorry I did not put up at least an open thread for this"

Don't be. You're doing fine.

Posted by: The National Clean Up - Paint Up - Fix Up Bureau at February 09, 2024 12:54 PM (MvF+J)

441 Appear to be period-correct bias ply tires.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024

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True, they're whitewalls, but with only the single tread int the middle? Were tires on 'Vettes like that in 1965? I don't recall seeing that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (J2vNu)

442 You know those man on the street interviews where Americans don't know when WWII was fought or how many states there are?

Imagine giving Biden one of those...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 12:51 PM (ibTVg)
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Or 4 college kids that think 4 x 15 is 23--no wait. And somebody says it's 48, and then they all agree yeah, because that one person sounds pretty sure it's 48, then it's 48.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (krQz2)

443 I still think desperation of finding a candidate everyone likes will be Mooch.The Democrats Propaganda Ministry loves her, she would just be a Puppet, she only will need to show up a few mornings 30 weeks out of the year.

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (fwDg9)

444 I thought King Tut moved to Arizona?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (p+msg)
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Born there. Moved to Babylonia.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (0gvpA)

445 We would all like to forget Joy Behar exists.

But she keeps opening her yap.
Posted by: Anna Puma

And Sunny Hostin who just found out that one of her ancestors was a slave holder. Whoopsies!

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (oiNtH)

446 Their problem is the genius we call Kumaloverme Harris. Yea, we know you're in the bullpen but. Uh. Well we got a call from the people out East,, and You know, we have all kinds of money making opportunities for you... if you know, would step aside.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (MGqzM)

447 They already brought out Taylor Swift to support Biden then they're gonna dump him unceremoniously? Nah bro
Posted by: ... at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (oNgxs)
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They may not have any choice at this point. No world leader will want to meet with FJB because of his dementia. Many bad actors will take advantage of the situation (*cough*Iran&China*cough*). Even domestic leaders--like state governors up for election/re-election--are going to avoid him like the plague.

He's out of time and his handlers know it. He's done.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (7fElN)

448 Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 12:53 PM (/7Eaz)

I also thought it was a different story. I know he drove Jill's husbands vet when she was cheating on him with Biden but I never heard he sold to Biden .

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (w6AZl)

449 362 There's something else, however trivial, about that picture of Joe's garage. I'll probably mention this on the ONT also.
Take a look at the tires on Joe's car. Those do not look like DOT-legal street tires.
http://tinyurl.com/3393ty4r
Posted by: Mike Hammer

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When you don't have to worry about charges for stealing and possessing classified documents then I'm guessing racing slicks are pretty easy to get through the system, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:46 PM (WF0+t)
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The car may be in motion. Other contemporary pics show tire tread. The only "slicks" that I'm aware of that have circular tread depths like in that pic are tires like Hoosier racing tires. But you'd have to be a total idiot to put those on a street car. They would be completely undriveable in any kind of rain or standing water.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

450 >>True, they're whitewalls, but with only the single tread int the middle? Were tires on 'Vettes like that in 1965? I don't recall seeing that.

They did make 'Cheater Slicks', but these are not those.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (/7Eaz)

451 with him remembering every other date in Russia's 1000 year old history , I think it was an intentional dis
Posted by: runner

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Honestly, I just found myself bored with the interview because it was just Putin rambling on about this for way too long. It would be like answering an American foreign policy question by bringing up Christopher Columbus.

Putin's also an incredibly grating personality, every question Tucker asked he was insulted by, thin skinned, etc.

Posted by: Blago at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (Nc8VF)

452 Let me drop the first grenade.

"He's the last true defender of Christianity and White people!"
Posted by: XTC at February 09, 2024 12:41 PM (sm6Pk)

You are wrong, the answer is "a carbon steel Opinel"
Runner up is "some sort of Pukka"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (D7oie)

453 @416: "No different than channel surfing and I tune in to Fox for 30 seconds, fair enough."

Except that's not how television ratings work.

The Tucker Twitter view count thing bothers me 'cause the numbers aren't just a little off. They're way off. Absurdly and obscenely off. It's orders of magnitude. Cut off two zeros (one percent) and you're in the neighborhood of actual views who watched more than one minute.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (u9uo0)

454 But given the chance to make this argument (even on a de facto level - he declassified them by taking them), he did not.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (YwyqV)

I have a memory, possibly faulty, that he did, in fact, make this very claim. IIRC, the Dems countered with "Biden re-classified them".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (uvymP)

455 401 My question is, since when does a special prosecutor get to decide that criminal charges won't be filed due to a person's mental state?

"No reasonable prosecutor" you see this is the way the connected get to bottleneck their "justice" through a single bureaucrat, rather than face a jury of peers. And then the media can claim he was exonerated to the drooling masses, which isn't true at all, but that's what the real current headlines say, so mission accomplished.

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (CZPkK)

456 443 I still think desperation of finding a candidate everyone likes will be Mooch.The Democrats Propaganda Ministry loves her, she would just be a Puppet, she only will need to show up a few mornings 30 weeks out of the year.
Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM (fwDg9)

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I still haven't seen any evidence that she's actually liked. The only thing I've seen is a Gallup survey where she was the most admired woman.

She was the most admired woman with...10% of the responses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

457 We shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that Brandon’s corvette originally belonged to Jill’s first husband, the once Biden supporter from whom Joe stole Jill. Everything about the bidens is a lie.

Also worth noting: Jill met Joe by baby sitting for him. I believe Hunter was the baby involved.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

458 >>>439 Beau died trying to lift a drunk driver's car off of his mother's torso.

No gamma ray peaks that night, huh?

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (KRtlO)

459 But you'd have to be a total idiot to put those on a street car.

Posted by: Elric Blade

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Say you would?

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (WF0+t)

460 Older people who've lost someone tell the same story every time, even when they otherwise have memory problems. Joe's had at least half a dozen distinct versions of how Beau was killed. One of them might as well be Hillary landing in Kandahar under heavy fire or however that made-up crap went.

Right? As we all know, Beau died when he parted the Sea of Cortez to let the Joos leave Pharoah.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (CsUN+)

461 I'd find it incredibly amusing if Taylor Swift caught some kind of minor cold or flu and had to skip being at the super bowl. Not that i directly wish her illness, just that it would be hilarious to see the months-long free for all of ridiculous theories and bitter arguments that would spring up from it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (9UlRk)

462 "Contrary to the details." That's how pathological propagandists explain away lies they can no longer explain away. But they only do so to maintain some pretense of credibility to the public, for which they have mostly contempt.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (U7Mqa)

463 Take a look at the tires on Joe's car. Those do not look like DOT-legal street tires.
http://tinyurl.com/3393ty4r
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Don't worry. he's got plugs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (MGqzM)

464 458 >>>439 Beau died trying to lift a drunk driver's car off of his mother's torso.

No gamma ray peaks that night, huh?
Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (KRtlO)

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Ang Lee's Hulk > all of the MCU.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

465 Typical race tire:

http://tinyurl.com/mr24ubyp

Very non-DOT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (XeU6L)

466 Ah, so this is why he can't fix the border. He thinks they're talkinig about he US border with Egypt.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (t/2Uw)

467 Beau died trying to lift a drunk driver's car off of his mother's torso.

No gamma ray peaks that night, huh?
Posted by: ace

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I no-joke sort of remember a news story from the 80s or 90s where a woman lifted a car up so her kid could get out from under it. Just a huge adrenaline dump IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (WF0+t)

468 >>Lacking any lateral tread?

Is someone talking about my snizz?

Posted by: Fani Willis at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (KRtlO)

469 >420 ***
The right front looks almost like a racing slick, except for the one tread line in the middle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

Appear to be period-correct bias ply tires.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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*?*

Lacking any lateral tread?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (XeU6L)

Appears to be on the rear tire. Maybe needs a front end alignment?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (GTqXr)

470 All right guys, we have 32 hours to turn this into a Trump joke. Let's get busy!

Posted by: SNL writers at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (hqVaF)

471 Doocy should have asked him the date his first wife committed suicide.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 12:58 PM (BdMk6)

472 We shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that Brandon’s corvette originally belonged to Jill’s first husband, the once Biden supporter from whom Joe stole Jill. Everything about the bidens is a lie.

Also worth noting: Jill met Joe by baby sitting for him. I believe Hunter was the baby involved.
Posted by: Ian S.

Hunter pulli g tail at a you g age...

Posted by: rickb223 at February 09, 2024 12:58 PM (G8h7g)

473 >>No gamma ray peaks that night, huh?

Mom Strength.

It's like Retard Strength, but temporary.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 12:58 PM (/7Eaz)

474 Got a condo made of stona.

Posted by: Steve Martin at February 09, 2024 12:58 PM (NBVIP)

475 I think it's pretty hard to deny they would rather have someone else but they are in a bit of pickle. If Joe is out the natural choice would be his VP. The problem is she's a frigging idiot and even less popular than Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw
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All true. But the reason that the Dems are in a pickle is that they cannot afford a political loss with what they have done in the past. Essentially, once you become a criminal party masquerading as a legitimate one, you fear the consequences. The guilty fleeth when no man pursueth thing.

Confucius is a bit more pithy--once you put a man in the ditch, you better damn well be prepared to keep him there or suffer the consequences.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 12:58 PM (/48iK)

476 >>>4 I thought King Tut moved to Arizona?

no that's London Bridge

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:58 PM (KRtlO)

477
The Dems own history of thinking Marxism is mostly okay, but fascism is the real worry, suggests that Vlad is roughly equally justified that Ukraine can be taken back because of the special condition that Nazis took over Ukraine as Lincoln was for the special condition that is slavery.

But, we'll soon be in the Bush war of the 2020s....

Happy Bush war, everybody.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:58 PM (krQz2)

478 I challenge Ed Driscoll to let one Beatles anniversary go by without mentioning it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:58 PM (GBKbO)

479 "The Tucker Twitter view count thing bothers me..."

I'm so sorry. Here, have a ginger snap, I just baked them.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (MeG8a)

480

It's like Retard Strength, but temporary.
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 12:58 PM (/7Eaz)

Retard strength trumps smart power.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

481 >> >>Lacking any lateral tread?

There is no requirement for direction of tread. Only the presence of tread.

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (/7Eaz)

482
Honestly, I just found myself bored with the interview because it was just Putin rambling on about this for way too long. It would be like answering an American foreign policy question by bringing up Christopher Columbus.

I wonder if it is because whenever Israel comes up the FNM endlessly talks about the time period after the Islamic conquest but before Israel's independence.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (ibTVg)

483 328 @275: "Additionally, I don't think Michele wants anything to do with it."

Perhaps because Hillary wants it so much more.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2024 12:43 PM (u9uo0)

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The first time they seriously starting throwing her name around as a replacement she immediately ran out and gave a rare sit-down interview where she revealed that suffers from depression. I think Obama wants her in the seat, but she has other ideas.

Posted by: Orson at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (dIske)

484 Beau's death is none of our business. That's why Joe cites it so often.

Posted by: davidt at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (SYTee)

485 470 All right guys, we have 32 hours to turn this into a Trump joke. Let's get busy!
Posted by: SNL writers at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (hqVaF)

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"All I got is Trump is dumb."
"We also have Trump is mean."
"Gentlemen and genderfluid, I think we can call it a day."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

486
Retardo reaches in his pocket for an encapsulated code and they find a collectors Pokemon card bought at the Wilmington flea market.

I overheard a conversation yesterday in whichbit was mentioned that a local restaurant at which I used to meet my son for lunch prior to the Coof was a favorite of Joetato. As there are others around that offer better fare at a better price, that we no longer go there is no loss.

I did have to call off one lunch date with my son when I got caught at an intersection blocked by the Law when Joetato was burying the Sainted Beau, however. I must have been stuck there for twenty minutes ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (xG4kz)

487 >>>I no-joke sort of remember a news story from the 80s or 90s where a woman lifted a car up so her kid could get out from under it. Just a huge adrenaline dump IIRC.

Gamma rays. That's what David Bruce Banner found when he researched people who had performed impossible feats of strength. It is known.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (KRtlO)

488 The car may be in motion. Other contemporary pics show tire tread. The only "slicks" that I'm aware of that have circular tread depths like in that pic are tires like Hoosier racing tires. But you'd have to be a total idiot to put those on a street car. They would be completely undriveable in any kind of rain or standing water.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024

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Good point; F. Joe is behind the wheel and may be pulling out from the garage.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (J2vNu)

489 I thought King Tut moved to Arizona?
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He was just born there. He moved to Babylonia.

Really, brush up on your novelty lyrics.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (krQz2)

490 Hitler and Stalin

Yeah they 'lost' millions of their citizens.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (p+msg)

The difference is, this administration hasn't NEEDED to kill off millions of their own citizens...

Yet.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (casCC)

491 >>Retard strength trumps smart power.

That's a Great Biden / Harris 2024 Campaign Slogan

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (/7Eaz)

492 Trailer park crack whore > Jill Biden

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

493 Happy Bush war, everybody.

What if I prefer hardwood?

Posted by: Some Moron at February 09, 2024 01:00 PM (ibTVg)

494 Republicans would do well to run on laws making copyright public domain "sooner". 99% of the public would probably like "cheaper" intellectual property.

It would make Hollywood take a 90% haircut almost overnight

Patents are 20 years, make it closer to that instead of nearly 100 years. Great-grandkids getting royalties is absurd.

Posted by: Blago at February 09, 2024 01:00 PM (Nc8VF)

495 ...once president Biden starts to campaign/debate/sotu address...

Lol. Those DU folks have short memories.

Our country has the attention span of a fucking gnat.

Oh, they mentioned that in the next sentence.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 01:00 PM (uvymP)

496 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 01:00 PM (WF0+t)

497 3.5. The one downstairs isn't getting touched.

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If you haven't been told yet, use the silicon toilet rings. They're so much more forgiving than the wax.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

And a new ballcock and chrome plated nipples.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 09, 2024 01:00 PM (5KShE)

498 Holding the presser last night was the only way they could get him to stop yelling at clouds.

This might be more accurate than many believe. While I'm slowly moving towards the conspiracy theory that he's being sabotaged to make bow out due to growing pressure, there is a more positive (for him) alternative...

He is upset that his staff wants to repeat the "hide in the basement" campaign of 2020, and thinks he can go out in public and win people over (and actively best Trump). His staff gives him the chance, far out from election day, to make a fool of himself. He'll see the fallout on Morning Joe, and maybe swallow his pride and hide out again.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 09, 2024 01:00 PM (SZ8tr)

499 Got the Rosary from "Our Lady of........"
Our Lady of Awkward Silences, apparently...

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at February 09, 2024 01:00 PM (gAuAm)

500 About the "well this is it for Joe position." It either is, or it isn't. I do know people have been saying "he won't make it until X" since X was the 2020 convention. Each prediction that "this is it" has not been it. And it won't be, until it is.

We are in very unchartered waters. None of the precedents apply, the rules are right out. I hear LOTS of conservative commentators say that "they" are going to push Joe out - Bongino, Jesse Kelly, ace... - I don't agree but if this is it, they will be right, finally, and I will be wrong.

Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2024 01:00 PM (IFNME)

501 471 Doocy should have asked him the date his first wife committed suicide.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 12:58 PM (BdMk6)
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Better: Where did Beau die.

Posted by: WisRich at February 09, 2024 01:01 PM (G0vdT)

502 454 But given the chance to make this argument (even on a de facto level - he declassified them by taking them), he did not.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 12:16 PM (YwyqV)

I have a memory, possibly faulty, that he did, in fact, make this very claim. IIRC, the Dems countered with "Biden re-classified them".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (uvymP)

Hmmm…. I don’t recall that happening. But I also didn’t follow all of it. Yes, that means I was spouting off on the internet. And where better to do that than here?!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 09, 2024 01:01 PM (YwyqV)

503 Everyone ( Leftists)loves Barky, Mooch is just part of the package

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 01:01 PM (fwDg9)

504 he could not remember the year that Beau Biden died

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It was 1941, at Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 09, 2024 01:01 PM (FVME7)

505 Honestly, I just found myself bored with the interview because it was just Putin rambling on about this for way too long. It would be like answering an American foreign policy question by bringing up Christopher Columbus.

The Russian version of "to reinvent the wheel" is "to discover America."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 09, 2024 01:01 PM (9yWhg)

506 I no-joke sort of remember a news story from the 80s or 90s where a woman lifted a car up so her kid could get out from under it. Just a huge adrenaline dump IIRC.
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A girl at my school held a car up and dragged her dad out. Her close friends testified that you could see the imprint of her hand in the metal of the wheel well.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 01:01 PM (krQz2)

507 459 But you'd have to be a total idiot to put those on a street car.

Posted by: Elric Blade

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Say you would?
Posted by: Moron Robbie preferred DeSantis campaign staff picks but will vote anyway - Trump/DeSantis 2024 at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (WF0+t)
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I'd drive on slicks to and from track days in nice weather. But any chance of rain? No way. It's a guaranteed crash.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 09, 2024 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

508 I'd find it incredibly amusing if Taylor Swift caught some kind of minor cold or flu and had to skip being at the super bowl.

The NFL and Apple Music are desperately trying to get people to notice that Usher is the halftime artist, not Swift, and it seems to be failing.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 01:02 PM (2ocoG)

509 Tucker: When did you last talk to Biden?
Putin: I don't remember.

Then he goes on to tell Tucker "ask Biden". Then tells him to ask the other cabinet members that were there, who he mentions by name.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2024 01:02 PM (cf/0E)

510
Mattel has released the full audio track for its forthcoming Chatty Joe doll:

"Did I mention that I had a son named Beau? He died, you know."

"Did I mention that I had a son named Beau? He died, you know."

"Did I mention that I had a son named Beau? He died, you know."

"Did I mention that I had a son named Beau? He died, you know."

"Did I mention that I had a son named Beau? He died, you know."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (xG4kz)

511
That's a Great Biden / Harris 2024 Campaign Slogan
Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (/7Eaz)

I would agree had they had either smart power or retard strength.

They only have retard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

512 I'd find it incredibly amusing if Taylor Swift caught some kind of minor cold or flu and had to skip being at the super bowl. Not that i directly wish her illness, just that it would be hilarious to see the months-long free for all of ridiculous theories and bitter arguments that would spring up from it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 12:56 PM (9UlRk)

Is that true?

Well, me being me, I'm gonna assume she's not really sick, just that they crunched the numbers and decided it would be better if San Francissy win this thing, for the gays.

Not EVERY male fan of hers is gay, after all.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (casCC)

513 470 All right guys, we have 32 hours to turn this into a Trump joke. Let's get busy!
Posted by: SNL writers at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (hqVaF)

Naah. They got the Code Red memo, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (KSNKu)

514 It was 1941, at Pearl Harbor.
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Damn Germans.

Posted by: Bluto at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (NBVIP)

515 Joy Behar defends President Biden for forgetting when his son Beau died:
"Why would he want to remember the day his son died? Why? You would want to block that out of your head.
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Sunday is the 8th anniversary of my son's passing and no, you don't forget. My response to Behar would be, why would any loving parent want to forget their child? Even in death, they are still your child. Of course, most people don't go around making up stories about their departed children making them out to be fallen heroes when they weren't.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (oiNtH)

516 Tire thread. Could be Denman Super Safeties, popular in the 60s. Grooves, no other tread. Made outside of Leavittsburg, OH, a town deemed a rural slum. The guys at Denman were not above throwing a set over the fence for a few extra bucks, and putting in five hours for eight hours piece work and retiring to the tavern. Most of their tires were red lines, popular at the time.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (0EOe9)

517 401 My question is, since when does a special prosecutor get to decide that criminal charges won't be filed due to a person's mental state? Isn't that for Biden's lawyers to argue in a court of law in front of a Judge on whether he does/does not have the mental capacity to know if he willfully acted the way he did? Are Special Prosecutors given the leeway to act as Geriatric Specialists/Doctors to make these decisions?
Posted by: Cheri
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Special prosecutors have to have their reports approved by the AG who appoints them as well as the AG approving their release to the public. The AG ultimately has the authority under the Special Prosecutor statute to decide whether or not to proceed with prosecution and has some input into the contents of the report (drafts being submitted and DOJ lawyers going over them).

This is going to drive a bigger wedge between the Biden team and Garland for sure.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (/48iK)

518 he could not remember the year that Beau Biden died

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It was 1941, at Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 09, 2024 01:01 PM (FVME7)
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2010, when some replicants came back from the Tannhäuser Gate

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (krQz2)

519 Gamma rays. That's what David Bruce Banner found when he researched people who had performed impossible feats of strength. It is known.
Posted by: ace

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I want to rant a bit here because I used to watch the heck out of that show and it was great, and I still remember being sad for him every time it showed him walking out of town at the end, headed to next week's adventure.

We don't have shows that tell a story with a morality tale in one hour (or 30 minutes) any more. Now you've got to watch every episode of every season, and most of it is just people talking and drawing out time in what could've been a two hour movie. And then, five seasons later, it ends and it's mostly disappointing.

Make TV great again, dangit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (WF0+t)

520 By the way, the AWFL takeaway from all of yesterday? "Joe was exonerated, and Trump is still guilty!". I'm serious, I've seen and heard it "in the wild".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

521 If someone is waiting for some bullet points from the interview, I, having now watched it twice will post my choices. This may take several posts.

Putin wanted de-Nazification of eastern Ukraine. Yes, there were and are actual modern day Jew killing Nazis there, as many posters here have pointed out. These are the people that Lindsay Graham and John McCain allied themselves with. These are allied with our deep state.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (MeG8a)

522
The NFL and Apple Music are desperately trying to get people to notice that Usher is the halftime artist, not Swift, and it seems to be failing.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 01:02 PM (2ocoG)

What's the over/under on the number of field dancers that will come away with one of Usher's STD's after performing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

523 No maybe about it. It does count. So does every other time you've opened up Tucker's Twitter feed and scrolled past the video 'cause you've already watched it. Those are views too. So many views.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2024 12:50 PM (u9uo0)

so you call it. More or fewer views than when he was on Fox?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 09, 2024 01:04 PM (D7oie)

524 Bidenfilth, DOJfilth, unipartyfilth.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 09, 2024 01:04 PM (gxokI)

525 If it's none of our business when Beau died, then why does he bring up Beau every damn time he has much of anything to say? Seriously, the only reason anybody even remembers that Beau exists is because he keeps making awkward references to his dead son.

Posted by: CppThis at February 09, 2024 01:04 PM (PZvjL)

526 But you'd have to be a total idiot to put those on a street car.

Posted by: Elric Blade

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Say you would?

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I'd drive on slicks to and from track days in nice weather. But any chance of rain? No way. It's a guaranteed crash.
Posted by: Elric Blade

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Ha, yeah, sorry, that was a joke about Biden being an idio.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Retard strength, Trumps smart power at February 09, 2024 01:04 PM (WF0+t)

527 I thought King Tut moved to Arizona?

It was Nacogdoches Texas.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2024 01:04 PM (cf/0E)

528 Putin also said that it really doesn't matter who is president because they don't really run anything.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (MeG8a)

529 I've boycotted the NFL for 6 years now but I can't get away from reading about it unless I just quit reading the news.

Black national anthem, tranny cheerleaders, liberal celebrity soap opera , anti fan base half time shows, criminal players, etc.

Yea! It's Super Bowl weekend

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (w6AZl)

530 Tucker: When did you last talk to Biden?
Putin: I don't remember.

Then he goes on to tell Tucker "ask Biden". Then tells him to ask the other cabinet members that were there, who he mentions by name.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2024 01:02 PM (cf/0E)

The man is cruel in his brilliance. Most people missed that, I'm sure. They heard him say "I don't remember," and took that to mean he didn't remember.

Eh.....

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (casCC)

531 *Mooch is just part of the package*

ISWYDT.

Posted by: Heh at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (NBVIP)

532 We don't have shows that tell a story with a morality tale in one hour (or 30 minutes) any more. Now you've got to watch every episode of every season, and most of it is just people talking and drawing out time in what could've been a two hour movie. And then, five seasons later, it ends and it's mostly disappointing.

There used to be a middle ground between "every episode resets the entire world at the end" and "if you don't watch every episode you'll be lost", but that went away in the late 2000s/early 2010s.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (2ocoG)

533 Dang - step away from the keyboard for a day and everything goes coo-coo bananas!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (T+Iwg)

534 I'm seeing SCOTUS went 9-0 in favor of Trump.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (5Tbnt)

535 This is going to drive a bigger wedge between the Biden team and Garland for sure.
Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 01:03 PM (/48iK)
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Garland better watch himself if he's thinking about putting a forward on the report!

That is treason and changes the whole report--but would be perfectly okay in this instance, because it's obvious Hur's out to get Biden -- People who claim they don't believe in conspiracy theories like those right-wing conspiracy nutjobs.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (krQz2)

536 Noodus ace funpost

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 09, 2024 01:06 PM (J2vNu)

537
Black national anthem, tranny cheerleaders, liberal celebrity soap opera , anti fan base half time shows, criminal players, etc.

Yea! It's Super Bowl weekend
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (w6AZl)

It's best to avoid Ray Lewis at any Super Bowl festivities as he's an unrepentant accessory to double homocide.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

538 Putin also pointed out that our own deep state is bent on replacing the US dollar as reserve currency, and this puzzles him. He did this while pointing out that US sanctions have improved the standing of the ruble.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 01:06 PM (MeG8a)

539 I'm seeing SCOTUS went 9-0 in favor of Trump.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (5Tbnt)
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Hmm. Looks like Turley did not Jim-Cramer himself.

Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 01:06 PM (krQz2)

540 I also thought it was a different story. I know he drove Jill's husbands vet when she was cheating on him with Biden but I never heard he sold to Biden .
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 12:55 PM

He should have cut the brake lines.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 09, 2024 01:06 PM (MGqzM)

541 Homicide.

Damn.....

Or homocide, depending on who's hole you stick your thing in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 09, 2024 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

542 It would actually be kind of neat if they shitcanned the whole halftime show nonsense and just had Swift and Usher do a little impromptu duet set of a couple songs. Play it off like there was some kind of technical difficulty or whatever and they're just making do.

America would eat that shit up, and I'd get to see the long overdue death of the "half time show".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 09, 2024 01:07 PM (9UlRk)

543 I would doubt if one could ask him 10 easy date questions of his personal life he could answer them

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2024 01:07 PM (fwDg9)

544 500 About the "well this is it for Joe position." It either is, or it isn't. I do know people have been saying "he won't make it until X" since X was the 2020 convention. Each prediction that "this is it" has not been it. And it won't be, until it is.

We are in very unchartered waters. None of the precedents apply, the rules are right out. I hear LOTS of conservative commentators say that "they" are going to push Joe out - Bongino, Jesse Kelly, ace... - I don't agree but if this is it, they will be right, finally, and I will be wrong.
Posted by: blaster
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Excellent observation---in the absence of any good internal data of teh Biden junta, we are like people in the former Soviet Union guessing at cryptic information in Pravda/Izvestia, perusing pictures of parades for who is next to whom, and so on. When every bit of information is possibly tainted, a skeptical 'wait until it happens' outlook is probably the healthiest.

Posted by: whig at February 09, 2024 01:07 PM (/48iK)

545 Tucker asks if he has proof that the CIA blew up the pipeline. He does not say yes or no, but says that he looked into whoever had a reason.

"Russia blew up its own pipeline" is the most window-licking wetarded opinion in the past few years. The person who turns the spigot on and off is not a suspect.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2024 01:08 PM (cf/0E)

546 Joy Behar defends President Biden for forgetting when his son Beau died:
"Why would he want to remember the day his son died? Why? You would want to block that out of your head.
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Seems none of these insane Leftists remember dates.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 01:08 PM (w6AZl)

547 2000s television serials (The Sopranos, Burn Notice, The Wire) were definitely the high water mark for being enjoyable without having to be totally wedded to everything that happened in every episode ever.

Posted by: CppThis at February 09, 2024 01:09 PM (PZvjL)

548 m seeing SCOTUS went 9-0 in favor of Trump.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (5Tbnt)
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Hmm. Looks like Turley did not Jim-Cramer himself.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 01:06 PM (krQz

If Action Jackson was on board than either the Dems think they have the cheat wrapped up or the arguments were just that bad.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 09, 2024 01:11 PM (w6AZl)

549 Putin conjectured that the only ones capable of blowing up the pipeline were the US and allies.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 09, 2024 01:12 PM (MeG8a)

550 I don't think SCOTUS ruled in favor of Trump, they instead ruled on the law. Which apparently they do sometimes.

Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2024 01:13 PM (IFNME)

551 Lacking any lateral tread?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2024 12:52 PM (XeU6L)

Appears to be on the rear tire. Maybe needs a front end alignment?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 09, 2024 12:57 PM (GTqXr)

I don't think the pic you linked (Mike) shows enough detail to be definitive. Front tire seems out of focus, and rear is too distant. And they have been doped up with tire shine product to make them glossy black.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 09, 2024 01:15 PM (tkR6S)

552 >>Joy Behar defends President Biden for forgetting when his son Beau died:
"Why would he want to remember the day his son died? Why? You would want to block that out of your head."

Why did a professional interrogator, either Hur or one of his top lieutenants, waste time asking Joe the non-material question of what year his son Beau died? The question answers itself.

Posted by: Gref at February 09, 2024 01:15 PM (5fDan)

553 Stevenson said Jill Biden "turned down a million-dollar settlement from me" during a "vicious divorce trial."

"I gave her her corvette. I provided a townhouse for her. I did everything I could to make sure that she was happy because I still cared about her," Stevenson said. "And to this day I still care about her.

http://tinyurl.com/5bmjtvd2

Posted by: old chick at February 09, 2024 01:15 PM (sOete)

554 "Russia blew up its own pipeline" is the most window-licking wetarded opinion in the past few years. The person who turns the spigot on and off is not a suspect.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 09, 2024 01:08 PM (cf/0E)

Our IC community love Love LOVES the "Putin just wants to create chaos" narrative like he's the fucking Joker or something. This is, in part, why the "so much chaos with Trump" narrative exists. To tie the two together. Putin wants chaos, Trump is chaos, see, if you vote for Trump you are riding with Putin.

Posted by: blaster at February 09, 2024 01:15 PM (IFNME)

555 You know what's funny and sad at the same time? Ole Joe probably has no recollection of what happened or what he said yesterday.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 01:17 PM (BdMk6)

556 If the car was in motion the shadow of tread would be discernible.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 09, 2024 01:20 PM (wj3Rl)

557 Another chapter in the Biden Crime Family Saga:

Stevenson says that in 1982, Joe Biden’s brother Frank approached him and gave him an ultimatum – sign over his house to Jill Biden or there would be “serious problems.” Naturally, handing over his house to Jill Biden would also give that asset to Joe Biden. Only two months after Frank Biden’s threat, Stevenson and his brother were indicted on felony charges of tax evasion after an investigation of only 8 days.

Hmmm.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 01:23 PM (oiNtH)

558 I'm seeing SCOTUS went 9-0 in favor of Trump.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 09, 2024 01:05 PM (5Tbnt)

If that happens then I expect the state of CO to wave at us and shout, aloha, just like HI just got through doing. The precedence has been set.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 09, 2024 01:25 PM (BdMk6)

559 Nudie

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2024 01:25 PM (oiNtH)

560 489 I thought King Tut moved to Arizona?
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He was just born there. He moved to Babylonia.

Really, brush up on your novelty lyrics.
Posted by: Axeman at February 09, 2024 12:59 PM (krQz2)

And what better place to do that than here?

Posted by: m at February 09, 2024 01:28 PM (npwPn)

561 Joe Biden had TS//SCI documents in his garage???!!! Holy $h!tballs, that's code name stuff! As in, disclosure entails grave harm to national security.

Yuuuge security violation. I'd go to federal prison, but good ol' Senile Joe gets a pass.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 09, 2024 02:19 PM (pJWtt)

562 Oh, another thing: TS//SCI documents are supposed to be in a Secure Compartmentalized Information Facility (SCIF). A SCIF is alarmed, with key codes and badge access -- sort of like a big walk-in vault.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 09, 2024 02:35 PM (pJWtt)

563 We need to spread the blame around so it doesn't all fall on Joe... Can start with Obama and Jill and then all the dems worrying about Bernie winning the Dem nomination and then losing big time in the election to Trump. Which also means Jim Clyburn should be held responsible

Posted by: ADK46er at February 09, 2024 02:38 PM (Dk6GG)

564 The documents kept at home and unguarded in any way is a massive security violation -- for anyone not a Democrat. You don't know the kind of grilling this would bring

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 09, 2024 02:44 PM (OZn6h)

565 Biden sounded like the very wise AOC, Pelosi or Obama.

Posted by: Sally at February 09, 2024 03:05 PM (EcD5Y)

566 So before I get willowed,what's tge best meme generator??

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Posted by: pesticide at February 09, 2024 04:25 PM (hm4Hz)

568 "He declared that Israel's response to a mass slaughter, mass rape, and mass kidnapping terrorist attack "has been over-the-top."

Proportionality: Harman kill Jews, they will harm and kill you back a thousand times harder.

NRVER AGAIN, m0therfvcker$

Posted by: John Knee at February 09, 2024 04:57 PM (aZBZS)

569 Proportionality: Harm and kill Jews, they will harm and kill you back a thousand times harder.

Posted by: John Knee at February 09, 2024 04:58 PM (aZBZS)

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Biden Attempted to Quell the Panic About His Galloping Dementia By Appearing In Public After His 5 PM Bedtime.It Was a Disaster.

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Biden Attempted to Quell the Panic About His Galloping Dementia By Appearing In Public After His 5 PM Bedtime.
It Was a Disaster.