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Gallup Shows Biden Deteriorating Further Mentally
I Mean, Deteriorating Further in Black and Hispanic Support
Although Seriously He's Also Deteroriating Mentally

Democrats need blacks to turn out close to +80 for the Plantation Party. Something like a 90% Democrat, 10% Republican net split.

Biden's losing minority support faster than he's losing healthy cells in his frontal cortex.

According to Gallup, Biden is now only +47 with blacks. Yes I know that sounds huge, and yes, it is kinda huge.

But remember, he wants to be something around +70. 80-10.

Must be all that enormous success Biden's having, which black voters in particular are so "misinformed" about.

Hey, Democrats are claiming black voters are "misinformed" and "lack information." Because Democrats are saying it, those claims are officially Not Racist.


And as far as Hispanics -- the group he's flooding the country with illegals in order to pander to?

+12.

democratnetminorities2.jpg

Gallup:

Although Democrats continue to hold a formidable advantage over Republicans among non-Hispanic Black adults in the U.S., their current 47-point lead is the smallest Gallup has recorded in its polling, dating back to 1999. Most of the decline has been recent, with the net-Democratic ID for this group falling 19 points from a 66-point advantage in 2020. At that time, 77% of Black adults favored the Democrats and 11% the Republicans, so the 2023 findings represent an 11-point decrease in Democratic affiliation since 2020 and an eight-point increase in Republican affiliation.

Similarly, Democrats' 12-point advantage among Hispanic adults in 2023 represents a new low in trends dating back to 2011, when Gallup began routinely interviewing in Spanish as well as English. Meanwhile, White adults have maintained a 14- to 17-point preference for the Republican Party in most years since 2014. The parties were closer to parity among this large segment of the electorate between 1999 and 2009.

RedState's Sister Toldjah notes some other polls which I find a little worrying. Trump is ahead of Biden -- but 41% to 35%. 41% is not even close to a majority, and I would not count on 41% winning the election.


You know in the headline when I said Biden was deterioriating mentally? That wasn't just a joke.

As you'll see below: This is galloping dementia.

As others commented: Here's the reason Biden refused to sit for a puff-piece interview with liberal CBS "News." It doesn't matter how easy you make the questions -- his brain doesn't fucking work.

Regarding the first video: Someone on Twitter asked, "How long would Biden have stood there dumb as a post if a helpful reporter had not jogged his rotting memory by feeding him the word he was looking for, 'Hamas'?"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:46 PM




Comments

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 07, 2024 05:47 PM (Gse2f)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at February 07, 2024 05:47 PM (llON8)

3 Lopanic > Hipanic

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 05:47 PM (MvF+J)

4 Missing S in Hispanic, ace

No, I get it. The Dems are in a high panic!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 05:49 PM (2yu8s)

5 I didn't read nuffin'...just showed up.

Posted by: DanMan at February 07, 2024 05:49 PM (8uzBS)

6 It doesn't matter how easy you make the questions -- his brain doesn't fucking work.

Luckily for him, and other democrats, that isn't necessary to hold high public office.


Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2024 05:49 PM (J47y1)

7 He got more black votes than Obama something something

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 07, 2024 05:49 PM (W2cWi)

8 The state of the Union address is going to be lit

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 05:49 PM (KNxm9)

9 I’m sure “nood Biden” will get everyone here in a jiffy.

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 07, 2024 05:49 PM (fcDpY)

10 >>>3 Lopanic > Hipanic

how dare you.

When I bought this computer two years ago, the "s" key failed to print about half the time. I didn't feel like sending it back and thought, gee, maybe there's just something stuck in the key, maybe it will get better.

It didn't. The "s" key has been rotten since I bought it and I have to pound like a madman to get a letter out of it.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2024 05:50 PM (KRtlO)

11 I read the content this time.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 07, 2024 05:50 PM (PiwSw)

12 Stupid is as stupid does. Or says. Or something.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2024 05:50 PM (sRfrW)

13 When does President Dementia declare you ain't Hispanic or gsy if you don't vote for me?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2024 05:50 PM (O9EMC)

14 >>>No, I get it. The Dems are in a high panic!!

et tu, ande?

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2024 05:51 PM (KRtlO)

15 Gonna be a scary year with that brainless fuck on the throne.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2024 05:51 PM (ufFY8)

16 That's a stutter you hateful magats!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 07, 2024 05:51 PM (W2cWi)

17 10 OK. orry!

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 05:51 PM (MvF+J)

18 >>> 11 I read the content this time.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 07, 2024 05:50 PM (PiwSw)

Newb.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 07, 2024 05:51 PM (llON8)

19 The ctrl key on my desktop PC doesn't work either so no cut & paste etc. on it so I've been using a laptop instead.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 05:52 PM (2yu8s)

20 Posted by: ace at February 07, 2024 05:50 PM (KRtlO)

Uh... Ace? You do know a new Keyboard would be a tax write off? Business expense and all that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2024 05:52 PM (xaFKb)

21
BIDEN ON BORDER INVASION: "We need help. Why won't [Republicans] give me the help? (unintelligible rambling)"

Press your Alert button!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2024 05:52 PM (63Dwl)

22 It reminds me of the Clinton press secretary turned ABC reporter helpfully reminding Barry that he was a Christian.

Remember when Trump would talk to anyone, anywhere, at any time about anything and they all hated him?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 07, 2024 05:52 PM (W2cWi)

23 et tu, ande?
-------
Well, women do call me a brute.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 05:53 PM (2yu8s)

24 This is a threat being conveyed to Biden. If the "polls" they create say +47, that means they're only going to manufacture +47 for him. Heck, St. Louis might even close their voting booths on time!

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2024 05:53 PM (aCiWx)

25 The DNC isn't so much a political movement as it an ordinary crime family.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 07, 2024 05:53 PM (MeG8a)

26 And people still think this rambling, demented asshole is running the WH.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 05:53 PM (BdMk6)

27 Uh... Ace? You do know a new Keyboard 5,000 new keyboards would be a tax write off? Business expense and all that.
Posted by: Romeo13
-----------
Fixed.

Posted by: Ronna at February 07, 2024 05:54 PM (2yu8s)

28

The only thing running is his constant diarrahea.

Posted by: four seasons at February 07, 2024 05:54 PM (PisyI)

29 BUSH DOCTRINE

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 05:54 PM (oNgxs)

30 The state of the Union address is going to be lit
Posted by: rickb223


"Ladies and gerbalmen, the State of the University is is is wrong~ I mean Sterno! Blibble-blibble-jermmagoom!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 05:55 PM (IG4Id)

31 Blacks (and others) in Phillie and other big cities don't even need to show up to vote Democrat.

And I'm not talking abut their mail-in vote, I mean somehow their ballot will be faked and counted, once they know how many (and who?) showed up on election day.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2024 05:55 PM (Cus5s)

32 Typing makes Ace angry.

I guess I thought that was reversed, but it does make a lot of sense.

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 07, 2024 05:55 PM (fcDpY)

33 >>>Ace? You do know a new Keyboard 5,000 new keyboards would be a tax write off? Business expense and all that.

it's a laptop

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2024 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

34 Democrats are claiming black voters all persons who don't agree with them are "misinformed" and "lack information." FIFY

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 05:56 PM (MvF+J)

35 What happened to Latinx?

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 05:56 PM (mJHFD)

36 >The ctrl key on my desktop PC doesn't work either so no cut & paste


highlight the text and right click

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 05:57 PM (geLO8)

37 The black people I know have been down with Trump for some years now. My wife voted Obama in '08, didn't vote in '12 or '16, and did vote for Trump in '20, and she was FUCKING PISSED when they shut off the count and stole it.

She ain't the only one I know either. A certain number of black people figured out Trump wasn't the whip-cracking honky slave master he was portrayed to be in the last administration.

If more figured it out in this one, and I think that's happened, then the Party has a problem. Not an "election" "problem." A real problem.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 05:57 PM (0FoWg)

38 What happened to Latinx?
Posted by: garrett


I think everyone upgraded to Mint.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 05:57 PM (IG4Id)

39 I am sure Biden learned useful stuff in his conference with Francois Mitterand the other day. Its really great to be be able to communicate with the dead line Biden can.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 05:57 PM (jhNEo)

40 36 >The ctrl key on my desktop PC doesn't work either so no cut & paste

The horror...

Posted by: Claudine Gay at February 07, 2024 05:58 PM (PiwSw)

41 >>Democrats need blacks to turn out close to +80 for the Plantation Party. Something like a 90% Democrat, 10% Republican net split.

Let's face it, the same group that can't be bothered to turn out for local elections where local pols get elected by 1-2pct of registered voters turning up, somehow comes out to upwards of 120pct of the registered voters.

The sad truth is most people don't vote, black people don't vote most of all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 07, 2024 05:58 PM (XV/Pl)

42 I would love for Okeefe to set up video camera live feeds at all urban polling places in each major city. All day long. I bet they'd be deserted. Like the vegetable aisle at the 7-11

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 07, 2024 05:58 PM (W2cWi)

43 XiNN is not going to like these polls

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 05:58 PM (jhNEo)

44 Funky Grandpa

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

45 Hipanic

Did you mean Hithpanic?

Posted by: Mike Tython at February 07, 2024 05:58 PM (aCiWx)

46 That's why I laugh at the stories about Biden watching TV.

He doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

He doesn't know what a TV even fucking is at this point.

That's probably the reason for the planted story. We go around quoting that he watches people praise him on TV (har har har!) and that paints a picture for the low fo's of someone with the barest minimum of actual faculty, which he clearly does not fucking possess.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 05:58 PM (oNgxs)

47 I think Mitch and Joe should debate, but be told they're debating PDT. Hilarity should ensue.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 07, 2024 05:59 PM (tT6L1)

48 I always said you were out of ctrl

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 05:59 PM (oNgxs)

49 Its drinking time!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 05:59 PM (jhNEo)

50 Gonna be a scary year with that brainless fuck on the throne.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2024 05:51 PM (ufFY


Tell me about it.

Posted by: The White House Toilet at February 07, 2024 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

51 I would love for Okeefe to set up video camera live feeds at all urban polling places in each major city. All day long. I bet they'd be deserted. Like the vegetable aisle at the 7-11
Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 07, 2024 05:58 PM (W2cWi)

And be told by the media there was 117% voter turnout.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 06:00 PM (R4t5M)

52 Someone should do a new version of Prisencolinensinainciusol in Biden-talk.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 07, 2024 06:00 PM (Dm8we)

53 7-11 has a vegetable aisle?

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at February 07, 2024 06:00 PM (qGQta)

54 I'm not being smarmy:

You can plug a USB keyboard in and use it and not have to replace the laptop for a long time if you don't mind the minor inconvenience.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 07, 2024 06:00 PM (W2cWi)

55 You only need your mouse or trackpad to cut and paste.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 06:00 PM (oNgxs)

56 Who was the "reporter" who coached *biden with "Hamas" so he could finish an otherwise incoherent comment?

That fucker needs a paid subscription to "hammer to the face."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2024 06:01 PM (Q4IgG)

57 it's a laptop
Posted by: ace

And does it have a usb port?

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 07, 2024 06:01 PM (fcDpY)

58 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Many Blacks, Hispanics and Wine Moms will stay home, which is in effect a half vote for Trump, as many are waking up to Biden & Co being an existential threat to their prosperity and safety.

Trump won in 2016 because he got a 5% bump in turnout over Mitt with White Non-college, the largest cohort of all. You could see this coming and it was the basis for my famous prediction in March 2016 that Trump would win with around 300 EVs.

The elephant in the room is what the Junta will do to stop Trump 2.0. Developing ...





Posted by: Ignhttps://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=408247#Toporamus at February 07, 2024 06:01 PM (Gse2f)

59 7-11 has a vegetable aisle?
-

All the real stores left, so I assume 7-11 will sell a can of EBT green beans for $17

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 07, 2024 06:01 PM (W2cWi)

60 Why won't the Republicans help you Joey? Well it's simple , with the exception of the GOPe , the rest of the Republicans think you and your administration are a pack of lying, murderous Marxist scum who can't be trusted on anything. Hope that clears it up for you

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 06:01 PM (Mw26n)

61 I imagine Biden spends the most time with the White House medical team

every moment away from the cameras, he's got an IV going or a blood pressure cuff on his arm, and a nurse at each elbow

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:02 PM (geLO8)

62 You can plug a USB keyboard in and use it and not have to replace the laptop for a long time if you don't mind the minor inconvenience

This. I used a USB hub and the laptop HDMI output as a ghetto docking station until I built a new desktop system.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 07, 2024 06:02 PM (IAYWN)

63 I got one of those Elon Musk brain terminals. The Esc key didn't work, and by the time I'd crawled over to yank the power plug out of the wall, it was two days later. So I sent it back. (On the plus side, I lost a couple pounds during the long seizure.)

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 06:02 PM (MvF+J)

64 Those evil American Christians~!

@visegrad24 2h
A Houthi-run court in Yemen has just sentenced 13 people to public execution on homosexuality charges.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 06:02 PM (IG4Id)

65 I always said you were out of ctrl
--------
I work for KAOS

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 06:02 PM (2yu8s)

66 You only need your mouse or trackpad to cut and paste.

If he's using WordStar he absolutely needs a ctrl key. And 5 1/4" floppies.

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2024 06:03 PM (Cu3kj)

67 The sad truth is most people don't vote, black people don't vote most of all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


They may not vote, but their votes do vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 06:03 PM (KNxm9)

68 66 If he's using WordStar he absolutely needs a ctrl key. And 5 1/4" floppies.

not true. my honest-to-goodness paid-actual-money-for copy of wordstar came on 8" floppies.

refuted!

Posted by: anachronda at February 07, 2024 06:04 PM (oY6Yp)

69 You only need your mouse or trackpad to cut and paste.

If he's using WordStar he absolutely needs a ctrl key. And 5 1/4" floppies.
Posted by: t-bird


I still have a bunch of those at my desk.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 06:04 PM (KNxm9)

70 49 Its drinking time!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 05:59 PM (jhNEo)

So, 8 am in your time zone?

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 06:04 PM (j4U/Z)

71 7-11 has a vegetable aisle?
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened


It's right next to the sushi. Duh.
( they actually have sushi in Japan, of course )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 06:04 PM (IG4Id)

72 33 >>>Ace? You do know a new Keyboard 5,000 new keyboards would be a tax write off? Business expense and all that.

it's a laptop
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2024 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

Somehow I pictured you sitting in a really good Gamer chair, surrounded by multiple big screens... with a 12 core 4 gig, 32 Gigs of Ram, and solid state drive system...

Oh... wait... that's me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2024 06:04 PM (xaFKb)

73 7-11 has a vegetable aisle?
-

All the real stores left, so I assume 7-11 will sell a can of EBT green beans for $17
Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau
.......

You can just steal those plus pickles and olives. Well under $950.

Posted by: The White House Toilet at February 07, 2024 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

74 54 I'm not being smarmy:

You can plug a USB keyboard in and use it and not have to replace the laptop for a long time if you don't mind the minor inconvenience.


might be a bit tough juggling it while he's sitting on the gas station toilet cranking out content for us, though.

Posted by: anachronda at February 07, 2024 06:06 PM (oY6Yp)

75 You only need your mouse or trackpad to cut and paste.

If he's using WordStar he absolutely needs a ctrl key. And 5 1/4" floppies.
Posted by: t-bird


I had a coworker asked me if I had any old files. I went and looked. I still have some old files from 2002.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 06:06 PM (KNxm9)

76 "I assume 7-11 will sell a can of EBT green beans for $17"

Whoa, they're on sale? What city?

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 06:07 PM (MvF+J)

77 Somehow I pictured you sitting in a really good Gamer chair, surrounded by multiple big screens... with a 12 core 4 gig, 32 Gigs of Ram, and solid state drive system...

Oh... wait... that's me.
Posted by: Romeo13


You were looking in the mirror again

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 06:07 PM (KNxm9)

78 For 3 years we have been waiting for Joke to self destruct and it hasn't happened. His handlers will hide him away for 2 weeks before the SOTU address and he will get through it.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2024 06:07 PM (xYUCo)

79 not true. my honest-to-goodness paid-actual-money-for copy of wordstar came on 8" floppies.

I was on a Kaypro, not chained to a desk!

Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2024 06:08 PM (Cu3kj)

80 This is just gonna make it even more impressive when I win with a new record 90 million votes at 2am 8 days after the election

Posted by: Gymkata Haley at February 07, 2024 06:08 PM (CZPkK)

81 The panic about minority slipping is directly related to Trump.

2106s "what have you got to lose:

People thought that once on the right course, Biden could at least steer.

Joe has proven that wrong.

Additionally, you can listen to tour grandma talk about the depression or grandpa about the war. But until you're in a depression or war, most of what you were told didn't register.

That's why the panic. Joe was sold as competent. Blacks and Hispanics remember what it was like under Trump. No amount of propaganda is going to change that fact.

Also, I want Joe blaming the border on Trump. It shows how stupid and out of touch he is.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 07, 2024 06:09 PM (FxH7T)

82 Trackpads suck canal water. I won't use a laptop without a wireless mouse.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 06:09 PM (MvF+J)

83 For 3 years we have been waiting for Joke to self destruct and it hasn't happened.

I washed out of the betting pool on 4 July 2021.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 07, 2024 06:09 PM (sNc8Y)

84 Is Ace concerned that an new keyboard would require shelving modifications? There are probably how-to manuals for that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 06:10 PM (Mw26n)

85 Still have a nagging feeling that they will let Trump “ win” ostensibly, and then pull an outrageous set of actions to justify a full and complete takeover…

Posted by: tubal at February 07, 2024 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

86 I won't use a laptop without a wireless mouse.
Posted by: gp Back From Chicago


Computer?

Posted by: Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott at February 07, 2024 06:11 PM (IG4Id)

87 it's a laptop
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2024 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

My laptop is about 4 years old, and recently decided it doesn't want to perform on @, 7, 8, o, and occasionally, whatever the hell else it doesn't feel like typing.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 07, 2024 06:12 PM (OX9vb)

88 It didn't. The "s" key has been rotten since I bought it and I have to pound like a madman to get a letter out of it.
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2024 05:50 PM (KRtlO)
Yeah. it's the 'A' on my keybord. Shit, see what I mean?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 07, 2024 06:12 PM (pohLc)

89 That first FJB clip was painful to watch.

That is a man that needs to be in a nursing home (or hospice care with Jimmy Carter), not leading the free world.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 06:12 PM (BpYfr)

90 I washed out of the betting pool on 4 July 2021.
Posted by: Oddbob

Beans or corn?
Commodities suck, eh?

Posted by: Random Hawiian Judge at February 07, 2024 06:12 PM (ZqjLL)

91 Lispanic...is that a gay hispanic?

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at February 07, 2024 06:12 PM (CgQvH)

92 Oddbob, it's kinda like buying scratch off tickets.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2024 06:12 PM (xYUCo)

93 Maybe just buy new gear???

Posted by: tubal at February 07, 2024 06:13 PM (PCK5/)

94 @67

>>They may not vote, but their votes do vote.

I've lived in and voted in NYC elections for the bulk of my life, there are 5 and half million registered voters in NYC.

Voting takes place almost exclusively in schools, they should be mobbed with people at all times to with that number of registered voters.

Every time I've ever voted the places were ghost towns.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 07, 2024 06:14 PM (XV/Pl)

95 My laptop is about 4 years old, and recently decided it doesn't want to perform on @, 7, 8, o, and occasionally, whatever the hell else it doesn't feel like typing.

Most non-Apple keyboards are not all that hard to replace. Check youtube for your make and model and I bet you'll find a how-to.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 07, 2024 06:14 PM (sNc8Y)

96 The state of the Union address is going to be lit
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 05:49 PM (KNxm9)
---
It's highly questionable if he will be able to perform during the SOTU. He might have to mail in the SOTU to Congress.

There's no Constitutional requirement that it needs to be televised. I expect the Dems to take full advantage of that.

Though I still think the Republican response should be from Trump: "Everything that guy said is bullshit."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 06:14 PM (BpYfr)

97 Joedolph Biden has been telling all of us for over three years that the border is under control and the "securest" it has ever been. He is lying one or more times... more times.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 07, 2024 06:15 PM (17s+e)

98 @89 when Carter passed the Dems are going to turn the funeral into a national Wellstone rally of leftist propaganda. Tragically it will overshadow the ongoing McCain services

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 06:15 PM (Mw26n)

99 "RedState's Sister Toldjah notes some other polls which I find a little worrying. Trump is ahead of Biden -- but 41% to 35%. 41% is not even close to a majority, and I would not count on 41% winning the election."

Why do you find this worrying? You don't want Trump to win.

Posted by: NCC at February 07, 2024 06:15 PM (R3IEm)

100 Blacks are mistembering how bad they really had it under Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 07, 2024 06:16 PM (cSaKW)

101 In the video, FJB sez: "the border is out of control." I take this to be a major concession, an acknowledgement of failed administration. That's more than we got out of the a-hole before, not that it will help much. Or maybe it's just an op, or a slip.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 06:16 PM (MvF+J)

102 I'm over 29 and I've heard this shit before every national election in my adult life. It has never turned out to be true.

I'm not buying it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 07, 2024 06:17 PM (woPEM)

103 In an effort to understand the appeal of Bluey, I watched about 3 minutes of one. Besides the hard-to-understand Australian accents, the plot makes Barney looks like Shakespeare.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 07, 2024 06:17 PM (sNc8Y)

104 The only thing running is his constant diarrahea.

Posted by: four seasons at February 07, 2024 05:54 PM (PisyI)

Hiya BenHad !

Hope all is well wichoo and yurn !

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 06:17 PM (T4tVD)

105 Incoming!

Posted by: The White House Toilet at February 07, 2024 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

106 96 There's no Constitutional requirement that it needs to be televised. I expect the Dems to take full advantage of that.

He does that and it's over. Not that they don't think they can pull any shit they want and tell you he got 90 million votes election night.

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 06:19 PM (j4U/Z)

107 Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres
Chinese are using Tiktok to cross the U.S. Border.

Step-by-step instructions for hiring smugglers and detailed directions to that hole we visited. We were struck by just how orderly and routine it all seemed, 60 Minutes said.

http://tinyurl.com/4rte37ev
4 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 06:20 PM (2yu8s)

108 42 seconds!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 06:20 PM (2yu8s)

109 That's why they always go full retard and go dictator.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 07, 2024 06:20 PM (xpV7z)

110 I wouldn't get too comfortable. Most of the support Biden is bleeding are Democrats. To believe that those folks won't wind up coming home to Biden in November, especially if Donald Trump is on the Republican ticket, is wishful thinking.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at February 07, 2024 06:21 PM (NVVQz)

111 In the video, FJB sez: "the border is out of control." I take this to be a major concession, an acknowledgement of failed administration. That's more than we got out of the a-hole before, not that it will help much. Or maybe it's just an op, or a slip.
Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 06:16 PM (MvF+J)
----
I suspect he falls back into "Senator" mode much of the time, where he can bloviate on topics and not expect anyone to take him seriously. It's his default setting.

Someone has to constantly remind him that he's POTUS (or maybe they don't).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 06:21 PM (BpYfr)

112 106 All the media will crow "At last, Biden bravely does away with the archaic, boring SOTU spectacle that everybody always secretly hated, but were afraid to admit it. Bravo to a gutsy move by a bold leader!"

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 06:21 PM (MvF+J)

113 >>There's no Constitutional requirement that it needs to be televised. I expect the Dems to take full advantage of that.


it doesn't even have to be annually
the Constitution- a lovely example of 18th century penmanship- only requires such a report 'from time to time'

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:22 PM (geLO8)

114 I got my keyboard (non Apple) for about 11 bucks and since I burned my amazon points it was free. I still make a lot of misteaks but it's because I hit Post too soon...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 07, 2024 06:22 PM (MeG8a)

115 38, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 07, 2024 06:22 PM (QwWES)

116

Babylon Bee is selling t-shirts that say

None of the Above.

Just ordered mine.

Posted by: four seasons at February 07, 2024 06:22 PM (PisyI)

117 The SOTU can be a letter.

Posted by: Stuff Jefferson Did at February 07, 2024 06:22 PM (woPEM)

118 111 Maybe we can get FJB's yes vote on the Mayorkas impeachment, since we don't have enuf loyal R's to vote for it.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 06:23 PM (MvF+J)

119 106 All the media will crow "At last, Biden bravely does away with the archaic, boring SOTU spectacle that everybody always secretly hated, but were afraid to admit it. Bravo to a gutsy move by a bold leader!"
Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 06:21 PM (MvF+J)
---
They will also probably frame it as FJB is too busy dealing with the messes in the Middle East and along the border caused by his predecessor Trump to do a proper SOTU speech.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 06:23 PM (BpYfr)

120 -I wouldn't get too comfortable. Most of the support Biden is bleeding are Democrats. To believe that those folks won't wind up coming home to Biden in November, especially if Donald Trump is on the Republican ticket, is wishful thinking.-

Correct.

Also polls can't measure the all important "ballots found at 4AM the morning after the election" demographic.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 07, 2024 06:23 PM (qNdsw)

121 114 I got my keyboard (non Apple) for about 11 bucks and since I burned my amazon points it was free. I still make a lot of misteaks but it's because I hit Post too soon...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 07, 2024 06:22 PM (MeG8a)


I never do th

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 07, 2024 06:23 PM (PiwSw)

122 .>>There's no Constitutional requirement that it needs to be televised.


The Founders were slow adopters of the new technology

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:24 PM (geLO8)

123 119 That's even better.

Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 06:25 PM (MvF+J)

124 The SOTU can be a letter.
Posted by: Stuff Jefferson Did at February 07, 2024 06:22 PM (woPEM)
---
Maybe FJB can deliver the SOTU via TikTok....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 06:25 PM (BpYfr)

125 Yet what I see touted are videos of Trump being " incoherent" LOL

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2024 06:25 PM (FQmDC)

126 All this poll tells me is that the Democrat-Communists at Gallup want Biden* replaced on the ticket.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 07, 2024 06:26 PM (qUkBO)

127 .Maybe FJB can deliver the SOTU via TikTok....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


or interpretive dance

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:26 PM (geLO8)

128 124 The SOTU can be a letter.


ok good I think Joetato can handle the letter X

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 07, 2024 06:26 PM (AcWfM)

129 38 What happened to Latinx?
Posted by: garrett

I think everyone upgraded to Mint.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 05:57 PM (IG4Id)


Because of Joe's lower-than-whale shit poll numbers, I think the Junta has ordered the Woke Idiots, trannys, screaming parent-haters like Randi Weingarten, LatinX-promoting professors, AWFLs, and all the other Ultra-Leftist fringe groups to put a sock in it from now to November.

The Junta will let them rant and rage a bit on-stage at the Democrat National Convention this summer, to avoid intra-Party chaos. But each of them will be scheduled to speak for 5 minutes, from 9-10 AM and 1:30-3:00 PM during the first two days.

Posted by: Gref at February 07, 2024 06:27 PM (5fDan)

130 I would like to see a letter written unassisted by Biden

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2024 06:27 PM (FQmDC)

131 Hahaha

Maybe Joe will remind everyone of the Build Back Better awesomeness that got us here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 07, 2024 06:28 PM (W2cWi)

132 Maybe FJB can deliver the SOTU via TikTok....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


or interpretive dance
Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:26 PM (geLO

LOL. I'd gladly tune in for that.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 06:28 PM (BdMk6)

133 130 I would like to see a letter written unassisted by Biden

i wonder if there are official presidential crayons

Posted by: anachronda at February 07, 2024 06:28 PM (oY6Yp)

134 FJB delivers SOTU in the form of a TikTok video of Taylor Swift just reads his policies off a teleprompter. Wins in a landslide.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at February 07, 2024 06:28 PM (qNdsw)

135 would like to see a letter written unassisted by Biden

-

Not even cursive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 07, 2024 06:28 PM (W2cWi)

136 I would love for Okeefe to set up video camera live feeds at all urban polling places in each major city. All day long. I bet they'd be deserted. Like the vegetable aisle at the 7-11
---
The RNC budget for poll watchers is .... [searches ledger] .... its gotta be here somewhere ...

Lol. Ronna needs her flowers.

Even $100,000 would be enough to station poll watchers in all those 6 infamous cites.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 07, 2024 06:28 PM (cSaKW)

137 124 The SOTU can be a letter.

Puppet show.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 06:29 PM (R4t5M)

138
Viable SOTU dodges:

1. The President has a cold, and won't be able to deliver his remarks live because of busy future scheduling events.

2. The First Lady / Hunter have been diagnosed with an undisclosed form of cooties, and his full attention at this difficult time is at their bedside.

3. Mistng aber in popcorn snorff.

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 06:30 PM (j4U/Z)

139 he SOTU can be a letter.

Puppet show.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 06:29 PM (R4t5M)

Morris dancers

Posted by: Beartooth at February 07, 2024 06:30 PM (5FnZt)

140 50 million quatloos that Swifty get invited to the SOTU.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2024 06:30 PM (xYUCo)

141 Little known fact

George Floyd was only selling drugs because he was trying to save up enough money to afford vegetables in the food desert that whites had created

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 07, 2024 06:30 PM (W2cWi)

142 124 The SOTU can be a letter.

Puppet show.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


"Why is he pulling down his ... OH GOD!!!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 06:31 PM (IG4Id)

143 142 Honestly I expected him to whip his dick out before now

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2024 06:32 PM (FQmDC)

144 When I'm president, I'll make like I'm going to do the normal SOTU circus, then, when the cameras are rolling and they make the announcement, a junior staffer walks in with a three-ring binder containing the report, slams it down on the podium and walks out.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 07, 2024 06:32 PM (wNDOJ)

145 >Maybe Joe will remind everyone of the Build Back Better awesomeness that got us here.


yeah what ever happened with that
or did it never get beyond the slogan phase

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:32 PM (geLO8)

146 IDK if this is a thing but Rep. McClintock's wife died of a rare wasting diarrhea recently. It might have given him PTSD to go with the schlonging Ahnuld gave him.

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2024 06:33 PM (6z3pO)

147 Maybe FJB can deliver the SOTU via TikTok....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 06:25 PM (BpYfr)
......

Joe and Jill will do it from their couch at home:

http://tinyurl.com/2p8zyp8x


Posted by: The White House Toilet at February 07, 2024 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

148 Honestly I expected him to whip his dick out before now
Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2024 06:32 PM (FQmDC)

There's still time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 06:33 PM (R4t5M)

149 I would love for Okeefe to set up video camera live feeds at all urban polling places in each major city. All day long. I bet they'd be deserted. Like the vegetable aisle at the 7-11
---
The RNC budget for poll watchers is .... [searches ledger] .... its gotta be here somewhere ...

Lol. Ronna needs her flowers.

Even $100,000 would be enough to station poll watchers in all those 6 infamous cites.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 07, 2024 06:28 PM (cSaKW)

Video with sound. I want to hear what they say too.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 06:33 PM (BdMk6)

150 Maybe FJB can deliver the SOTU via TikTok....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

or interpretive dance
Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:26 PM (geLO
____________

Please, God, not that dance troupe they had for Christmas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

151 Honestly I expected him to whip his dick out before now

He would have if he hadn't been flummoxed by the zipper.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 06:33 PM (CsUN+)

152 Good news of the day , the killer whales trapped in the water ice of Japan are free. Now go eat Hawaiian Democrats

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 06:34 PM (Mw26n)

153 He would have if he hadn't been flummoxed by the zipper.


and the adult diaper

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 07, 2024 06:34 PM (AcWfM)

154 They foiled him with button fly

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2024 06:34 PM (FQmDC)

155 podium is a raised platform
on it is a lectern, where the politician stands to spew the lies

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:35 PM (geLO8)

156 What sea ice? How is that possible in the climate catastrophe

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2024 06:36 PM (FQmDC)

157 off shitter sock

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

158 do you think a nurse has to take the President to the toilet?

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:36 PM (geLO8)

159 Please, God, not that dance troupe they had for Christmas.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Yep. That one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 06:37 PM (R4t5M)

160 In every big city the votes are counted by hyper-partisan, hyper-angry, black women. And they will produce whatever vote counts are needed.

Nothing else matters until that gets fixed.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 07, 2024 06:37 PM (9X60i)

161 podium is a raised platform
on it is a lectern, where the politician stands to spew the lies
Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:35 PM (geLO

That's heavy, man.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 06:37 PM (BdMk6)

162 >>> Lopanic > Hipanic
Posted by: gp Back From Chicago at February 07, 2024 05:47 PM (MvF+J)


Lopan was a bad dude.

Posted by: Big Brandon in Little China at February 07, 2024 06:37 PM (Y6IkP)

163 I’ve ran the demographic numbers before. Without boring people with math, if we use the percentages as is and correcting for population, Republicans are at +10% and have been for years.

When the votes are tallied it should be Republican landslides every election. Yet somehow the Dems are able to even it up.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 07, 2024 06:38 PM (2fIO4)

164 do you think a nurse has to take the President to the toilet?

How would she take him on a trip to his trousers?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 06:38 PM (CsUN+)

165 Oh shit and it's all youse guys fault. Several movies have depicted Churchhill taking a piss with his hands on his hips
and I got this mental image of Joke trying that and pissing all over the walls like a loose firehose

Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2024 06:39 PM (xYUCo)

166 They say to the Republican poll watchers : " Bitches leave!" Then they get to "counting"

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2024 06:39 PM (FQmDC)

167 158 do you think a nurse has to take the President to the toilet?
Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:36 PM (geLO

Depends.

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 06:39 PM (j4U/Z)

168 When the votes are tallied it should be Republican landslides every election. Yet somehow the Dems are able to even it up.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 07, 2024 06:38 PM (2fIO4)

Magic.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 06:39 PM (BdMk6)

169 Mr. Biden's effluence has a heavenly fromage.

Posted by: Pope Francis at February 07, 2024 06:39 PM (woPEM)

170 165 Churchill and I believe Monty and staff pissed in the Rhine when they did their crossing operation

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2024 06:41 PM (FQmDC)

171 Oh shit and it's all youse guys fault. Several movies have depicted Churchhill taking a piss with his hands on his hips
and I got this mental image of Joke trying that and pissing all over the walls like a loose firehose
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2024 06:39 PM (xYUCo)

I take it you're not old.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 06:41 PM (BdMk6)

172 149 I would love for Okeefe to set up video camera live feeds at all urban polling places in each major city. All day long. I bet they'd be deserted. Like the vegetable aisle at the 7-11

——-

That’s probably why they want mail in voting. With security footage ubiquitous the “packed voting places” lie is exposed.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 07, 2024 06:42 PM (2fIO4)

173 I'm still expecting Joe to have a serious fall--perhaps face first into his teleprompter.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2024 06:42 PM (O9EMC)

174 170 165 Churchill and I believe Monty and staff pissed in the Rhine when they did their crossing operation

Patton for sure. There's a pix at his museum.

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 06:43 PM (j4U/Z)

175 Joe and Jill will do it from their couch at home:
http://tinyurl.com/2p8zyp8x

Posted by: The White House Toilet at February 07, 2024 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

I hesitated to click the link, because I am a Moron, but I succumbed. I love the People's Cube!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 07, 2024 06:43 PM (OX9vb)

176 I'm still holding out for either spontaneous combustion or a stroke on live teevee. Blood spurting out of his eyes. Head exploding. His abdominal cavity splitting open, revealing snakes and an unborn baby. And satan, pointing, laughing and rejoicing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2024 06:43 PM (uE3yD)

177 I have weird dreams

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2024 06:43 PM (uE3yD)

178 Honestly I expected him to whip his dick out before now
Posted by: steevy
......

and call it Corn Pop.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

179 >>> Nothing else matters until that gets fixed.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 07, 2024 06:37 PM (9X60i)

Wherever I may roam this has always been a problem.

Sad but true.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 07, 2024 06:44 PM (Y6IkP)

180 174 Yeah, Brits got across last. US and French armies had already crossed

Posted by: steevy at February 07, 2024 06:44 PM (FQmDC)

181 171 Oh shit and it's all youse guys fault. Several movies have depicted Churchhill taking a piss with his hands on his hips
and I got this mental image of Joke trying that and pissing all over the walls like a loose firehose
Posted by: Ben Had


I'll bet he doesn't have the strength of stream to do anything other than piss down his own leg.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2024 06:44 PM (uE3yD)

182 I had a weird dream the other night, somebody stole my Honda and I was like: *yawn* "Can somebody give me a ride home to get my truck?"

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 06:45 PM (v0R5T)

183 165 Oh shit and it's all youse guys fault. Several movies have depicted Churchhill taking a piss with his hands on his hips
and I got this mental image of Joke trying that and pissing all over the walls like a loose firehose
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2024 06:39 PM (xYUCo)

Now I have that mental image too! I bet he smells like pee also.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2024 06:47 PM (bPal/)

184 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 07, 2024 06:48 PM (bPal/)

185 >>>I'll bet he doesn't have the strength of stream to do anything other than piss down his own leg.

Posted by: nurse ratched


was gonna say..

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 06:49 PM (geLO8)

186 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 07, 2024 06:49 PM (QwWES)

187 There is still time for the last bit of Joey's self control to evaporate and he goes full Monty in front of the Press Corpse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2024 06:49 PM (PWZHw)

188
Just took two bets from friends that he pulls it off; I've been winning this kind of wager for three years now.

Drugs are amazing.

The bet I won't take is the over / under on the length of the speech.

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 06:49 PM (j4U/Z)

189
Good news of the day , the killer whales trapped in the water ice of Japan are free. Now go eat Hawaiian Democrats
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Is there some other kind of ice?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2024 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

190 20 "Uh... Ace? You do know a new Keyboard would be a tax write off? Business expense and all that."

And you could turn the old one over, and use it as a ... helf.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 07, 2024 06:52 PM (8Ta2Y)

191 >>>Ace? You do know a new Keyboard 5,000 new keyboards would be a tax write off? Business expense and all that.

it's a laptop

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2024 05:56 PM (KRtlO)

USB keyboard will work just fine. Also easier to type, IMO.

Posted by: Philip at February 07, 2024 06:53 PM (2EM1i)

192 140 50 million quatloos that Swifty get invited to the SOTU.

"tom or taylor?", he asked curiously

Posted by: anachronda at February 07, 2024 06:53 PM (oY6Yp)

193 Is there some other kind of ice?

Frozen carbon dioxide, or "dry ice". Be pretty difficult for whales to get stuck in that, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 07, 2024 07:01 PM (dZVON)

194 Trump ahead of Biden 41-35 among INDEPENDENTS.

Read the fucking article.

Posted by: come with me if you want to live at February 08, 2024 01:31 AM (kvDvI)

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