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Jonathan Turley: While Trump Lost His Motion for Presidential Immunity, He May Still Be Winning the Battle to Delay the Trial
Trump wants to delay most of these trials until after the election.
He may at least have that wish granted:"En banc" means the entire DC Court of Appeals -- not just the three-judge panel picked to hear this appeal -- sitting as a group to reconsider the matter. And this is before any appeal to the Supreme Court. Trump can ask for a rehearing just from the full DC Circuit Court of Appeals itself.
Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley In a 57-page opinion, the D.C. Circuit has rejected, as expected, former President Donald Trump's sweeping immunity claim. Many of us anticipated this result.... ...Notably, the panel rejected the claim of many critics that there should be no appellate review. However, it categorically rejects the claim of Trump that he is entitled to immunity as a private citizen... ...Crunching the numbers, Trump can seek corrections in the short term but, even without a correction to the opinion, he has 45 days to seek an en banc where the government is a party. He then has 90 days after the rejected of any en banc decision. ...
...So, even without factoring in review time for the circuit, Trump could extend this process 135 days absent a successful move to expedite. The 90 day period alone would put a petition into May. Any rejection of appeals, without an expedited calendar, puts this into the summer...The Very Special Counsel has previously moved for the Supreme Court to expedite the motion process, and the Supreme Court refused. Turley notes that Jack Smith will move to expedite again -- but why would the Court reverse itself?
...That is without delays or a successful grant on by the D.C. Circuit (unlikely) or the Supreme Court (uncertain). After that appellate line is tied off, the parties would have to return to the trial court to resume the pre-trial work, which could take months. That puts the trial very close to the election and would raise obvious concerns given the long-standing DOJ policy to avoid trials with a few months of an election.
Interesting:
...While Smith will likely try again to expedite, the question is why the Supreme Court would suddenly see a need to curtail the time or process when it previously denied such efforts. There is no longer a scheduled trial on the docket and Smith is the prevailing party. That is not ideal for a motion to expedite further appeals.
How could they just have blown that off? That might be what ShipwreckedCrew was referring to when he said this decision was written almost to invite the Supreme Court to review it. Note that the DOJ has "policies," they say, that restrain them from pursuing (or announcing) actions during campaign season. They have invoked these "policies" as their excuse for refusing to acknowledge the Hunter Biden laptop was real, for example. Once Trump delays this until the summer, then the DOJ policy says -- unless the DOJ suddenly discovers a Special Exception -- that the trial must be delayed until after the election. The Very Special Counsel Jack Smith is a DOJ appointee and presumably bound by their "policies."
...Notably, in a footnote at the end of the decision, the panel declines look at the merits of the threshold challenge that "the appointment of Special Counsel Smith is invalid because (1) no statute authorizes the position Smith occupies and (2) the Special Counsel is a principal officer who must be nominated by the President and confirmed by the Senate."
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)
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SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2024 03:50 PM (jA9ul)
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Moist!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (T/Lqj)
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Presidential Immunity - I am of the opinion that it is absolute with impeachment and conviction the only way to override that immunity.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (cOq4q)
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The left going after Trump this way will put him in a very interesting position if he were to win the presidency.
You know how they keep saying he will use the presidency to "go after" the people persecuting him? This will leave him with no other choice.
And sort of like what the Roman Senate did to Julius Caesar they might want to re-think that strategy...
You know how they keep saying he will use the presidency to "go after" the people persecuting him? This will leave him with no other choice.
And sort of like what the Roman Senate did to Julius Caesar they might want to re-think that strategy...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (ibTVg)
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Reading the content killed my chances
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (g1w3t)
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You almost wonder if they're just throwing as much shit as possible at Trump to keep him busy, control the narrative, waste his money, torture him for not playing along, and hope they get lucky and put him away or at least make him sick.
But probably not. Even though that's what they've been doing since before 1/20/2017.
But probably not. Even though that's what they've been doing since before 1/20/2017.
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (oNgxs)
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what a mess
Posted by: Zeera , becoming ungovernable by choice at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (qGQta)
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"unless the DOJ suddenly discovers a Special Exception -- that the trial must be delayed until after the election. The Very Special Counsel Jack Smith is a DOJ appointee and presumably bound by their "policies.""
Local election, has no bearing on anything - Merrick Garland, gestapo leader
Local election, has no bearing on anything - Merrick Garland, gestapo leader
Posted by: Scott_T at February 07, 2024 03:52 PM (2waQ7)
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But probably not. Even though that's what they've been doing since before 1/20/2017.
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (oNgxs)
__________
Can't exclude the possibility he greatly enjoys the attention.
But probably not. Even though that's what they've been doing since before 1/20/2017.
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (oNgxs)
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Can't exclude the possibility he greatly enjoys the attention.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (MoZTd)
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"obvious concerns given the long-standing DOJ policy to avoid trials with a few months of an election"
Surely no one believes the DOJ will stick to this policy when the defendant is Trump??
Surely no one believes the DOJ will stick to this policy when the defendant is Trump??
Posted by: Simon Jester at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (BSu3l)
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The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Fems
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (mJHFD)
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"That puts the trial very close to the election and would raise obvious concerns given the long-standing DOJ policy to avoid trials with a few months of an election."
I mean, they wouldn't change a policy for Trump, right?
I mean, they wouldn't change a policy for Trump, right?
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 03:54 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:54 PM (yjAVs)
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The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Fems
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM
gang aft a-ghey.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM
gang aft a-ghey.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 07, 2024 03:55 PM (jA9ul)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 03:55 PM (MoZTd)
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Ha, Simon got me by a min.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 03:55 PM (53oGX)
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Don't worry. They have other "insurance policies" for a possible Trump second term.
J6 was one. It was alternatively supposed to be a leftard "peaceful protest" where Trump Shock Troopers murdered Democracy and free speech.
With Russia petered out, it was going to overtake his entire second term - trials and investigations - and Republicans once again with an excuse for refusing to work with New Hitler.
J6 was one. It was alternatively supposed to be a leftard "peaceful protest" where Trump Shock Troopers murdered Democracy and free speech.
With Russia petered out, it was going to overtake his entire second term - trials and investigations - and Republicans once again with an excuse for refusing to work with New Hitler.
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:55 PM (oNgxs)
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I worry about what this country will look like if Biden gets another term.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2024 03:55 PM (d2bW3)
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Jack smith will do opening statements on Nov 4th if he can.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:56 PM (YofvK)
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Trump then becomes president and wags his dick at Jack Smith saying, "you're fired, dickhead".
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 03:56 PM (ZSrej)
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That is without delays or a successful grant on by the D.C. Circuit (unlikely) or the Supreme Court (uncertain). After that appellate line is tied off, the parties would have to return to the trial court to resume the pre-trial work, which could take months. That puts the trial very close to the election and would raise obvious concerns given the long-standing DOJ policy to avoid trials with a few months of an election.
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LOL. That DoJ policy is there to protect Clintons and Bidens and other big-deal factional players in the Party.
They will do some verbal gymnastics to explain how it's totally different this time and the press will clap along like the trained seals they are.
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LOL. That DoJ policy is there to protect Clintons and Bidens and other big-deal factional players in the Party.
They will do some verbal gymnastics to explain how it's totally different this time and the press will clap along like the trained seals they are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:56 PM (yjAVs)
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Let's suppose Trump wins. In the lame duck period does Biden force us into the Uke war? Try to directly assassinate Putin or put US troops directly into the war?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2024 03:56 PM (ibTVg)
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Can't exclude the possibility he greatly enjoys the attention.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (MoZTd)
Nothing a narcissist loves more than the possibility of being shanked in prison. What?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (MoZTd)
Nothing a narcissist loves more than the possibility of being shanked in prison. What?
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:57 PM (oNgxs)
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@16 I'm pretty sure the DOJ, IRS, FBI etc will have a gun in o every jurors head , to their families heads, to their pets heads and to any business interest they may have
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 03:57 PM (Mw26n)
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They destroyed attorney-client, they've spied on campaigns and then president... but yeah, they would never consider going to trial close to the election.
Oh, no... not that.
Oh, no... not that.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 03:57 PM (53oGX)
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How could they just have blown that off?
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Because they wanted to?
Because the vision was to get all this squared away before the election or around then, to ensure Trump is defeated (the rest of the Party does the heavy lifting on that), then either convict him or not and let it all fade to black without establishing anything that might be considered "precedent" during intra-Party factional war in the future?
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Because they wanted to?
Because the vision was to get all this squared away before the election or around then, to ensure Trump is defeated (the rest of the Party does the heavy lifting on that), then either convict him or not and let it all fade to black without establishing anything that might be considered "precedent" during intra-Party factional war in the future?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (yjAVs)
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>>Can't exclude the possibility he greatly enjoys the attention.
It's not hurting his campaign at all.
It's not hurting his campaign at all.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (mJHFD)
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Trump wins.
Trial starts. In Dec. he gets convicted in Jan. Takes oath of office from prison, then immediately pardons himself. Then send Seal Team 6 to Jack Smith’s house.
Hilarity ensues.
Trial starts. In Dec. he gets convicted in Jan. Takes oath of office from prison, then immediately pardons himself. Then send Seal Team 6 to Jack Smith’s house.
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (YofvK)
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If Trump doesn't have immunity, can we now go after Clinton and Obama?
Go after them NOW and dominate a few news cycles.
Go after them NOW and dominate a few news cycles.
Posted by: Occasional Commenter at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (GXBIW)
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"Notably, in a footnote at the end of the decision, the panel declines look at the merits of the threshold challenge that "the appointment of Special Counsel Smith is invalid because (1) no statute authorizes the position Smith occupies and (2) the Special Counsel is a principal officer who must be nominated by the President and confirmed by the Senate."
But that literally is their fucking job.
And this is as clear as all. Partisan Pan judge bullshit
But that literally is their fucking job.
And this is as clear as all. Partisan Pan judge bullshit
Posted by: JB at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (9IyJH)
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OT: Can we all agree now...if Trump wins, we're not gonna be stupid enough to go to Washington DC for the inauguration.
Heck, I don't even think Trump should go to DC for the inauguration...but I think he might have to, at least for 5 minutes...
Heck, I don't even think Trump should go to DC for the inauguration...but I think he might have to, at least for 5 minutes...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (exHjb)
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How about this: "the trial is delayed forever because I refuse to appear before you're illegitimate regime ever again. Stick your fake justice in your faggot asses. If you arrest me, I call on my supporters to bust me out or die trying.
Is that insurrection, you shitstained punks? IS IT?! Because if it is then come put it down. After you put down your cocks, of course, you sorry ass jagoffs."
Is that insurrection, you shitstained punks? IS IT?! Because if it is then come put it down. After you put down your cocks, of course, you sorry ass jagoffs."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (0FoWg)
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Ima read all that, OK, but if Trump now lacks immunity then Barry and Brandon lack immunity. Amiright?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (as3uC)
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As a practical matter, it's way more than just 45 days (for en banc) and another 90 (for supreme court). He files for en banc at 44 days. The full court could take months[i/] to decide that. Then 90 days to the SC. More months.
I did a similar appeals process in 2d Circuit once. I don't recall exactly, but it was well over a year from the time the 2d Cir panel rejected my appeal from SDNY to when the SC finally decided my appeal (it denied cert). And I was not waiting until the end of the periods to appeal.
I did a similar appeals process in 2d Circuit once. I don't recall exactly, but it was well over a year from the time the 2d Cir panel rejected my appeal from SDNY to when the SC finally decided my appeal (it denied cert). And I was not waiting until the end of the periods to appeal.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)
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Once Trump delays this until the summer, then the DOJ policy says -- unless the DOJ suddenly discovers a Special Exception -- that the trial must be delayed until after the election. The Very Special Counsel Jack Smith is a DOJ appointee and presumably bound by their "policies."
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I have my money - not all of it, because I would never bet all I got on *anything* - on "gee whiz, look at that special exception!"
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I have my money - not all of it, because I would never bet all I got on *anything* - on "gee whiz, look at that special exception!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:59 PM (yjAVs)
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22 That is without delays or a successful grant on by the D.C. Circuit (unlikely) or the Supreme Court (uncertain). After that appellate line is tied off, the parties would have to return to the trial court to resume the pre-trial work, which could take months. That puts the trial very close to the election and would raise obvious concerns given the long-standing DOJ policy to avoid trials with a few months of an election.
++++
LOL. That DoJ policy is there to protect Clintons and Bidens and other big-deal factional players in the Party.
They will do some verbal gymnastics to explain how it's totally different this time and the press will clap along like the trained seals they are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:56 PM (yjAVs)
Do a shot for every time you see "democracy" and you'll die of alcohol poisoning.
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LOL. That DoJ policy is there to protect Clintons and Bidens and other big-deal factional players in the Party.
They will do some verbal gymnastics to explain how it's totally different this time and the press will clap along like the trained seals they are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:56 PM (yjAVs)
Do a shot for every time you see "democracy" and you'll die of alcohol poisoning.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 03:59 PM (53oGX)
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In a DC court, there’s no need for the feds to intimidate jurors it’s a 95% Dem city. They’ll convict no matter what.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:59 PM (YofvK)
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As a practical matter, it's way more than just 45 days (for en banc) and another 90 (for supreme court). He files for en banc at 44 days. The full court could take months to decide that. Then 90 days to the SC. More months.
I did a similar appeals process in 2d Circuit once. I don't recall exactly, but it was well over a year from the time the 2d Cir panel rejected my appeal from SDNY to when the SC finally decided my appeal (it denied cert). And I was not waiting until the end of the periods to appeal.
I did a similar appeals process in 2d Circuit once. I don't recall exactly, but it was well over a year from the time the 2d Cir panel rejected my appeal from SDNY to when the SC finally decided my appeal (it denied cert). And I was not waiting until the end of the periods to appeal.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
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Ima read all that, OK, but if Trump now lacks immunity then Barry and Brandon lack immunity. Amiright?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
OK, sure.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
OK, sure.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 03:59 PM (R4t5M)
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And how about Slick or Jimmy?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (as3uC)
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Um election!! You're talking Election!? Don't talk about elections! I just hope we can avoid CW 2.0!! if Trump gets sentenced to prison !!
Jim Mora's spirit
Jim Mora's spirit
Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (wW1qL)
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Heck, I don't even think Trump should go to DC for the inauguration...but I think he might have to, at least for 5 minutes...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (exHjb)
__________
He could be sworn in by a Florida JP and run everything from Mar-a-Lago.
Heck, I don't even think Trump should go to DC for the inauguration...but I think he might have to, at least for 5 minutes...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (exHjb)
__________
He could be sworn in by a Florida JP and run everything from Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (MoZTd)
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As a practical matter, it's way more than just 45 days (for en banc) and another 90 (for supreme court). He files for en banc at 44 days. The full court could take months to decide that. Then 90 days to the SC. More months. ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)
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My bet right now is that they'll push this sucker off until after the election, let the machinery do its job and keep Trump out of office (and hopefully deal a death blow to his movement), and wind it down in a way that sets no precedents.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)
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My bet right now is that they'll push this sucker off until after the election, let the machinery do its job and keep Trump out of office (and hopefully deal a death blow to his movement), and wind it down in a way that sets no precedents.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (yjAVs)
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The Very Special Counsel Jack Smith is a DOJ appointee and presumably bound by their "policies."
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Maybe in an alternate universe Jack Smith is an honorable man operating under the strictures of the law. Under multiversal theory, anything is possible.
We do not live in that universe.
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Maybe in an alternate universe Jack Smith is an honorable man operating under the strictures of the law. Under multiversal theory, anything is possible.
We do not live in that universe.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (7fElN)
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Every time they take these unconstitutional actions against Trump, his ratings go up. Even more dangerous for Democrats is the fact he builds support with the Independent demo that may otherwise be on the fence. There is no "kill shot" here for Democrats anymore. There is nothing that will keep him off the ballot and more aggressive or highly unusual actions would make things even more dangerous. Methinks Democrats are somewhat boxed in now.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (ZSrej)
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It seems in one of the recent filings that Special Counsel Jackass Smith requested that one part remain under seal, on the conjecture that there is yet another investigation still going on .. most likely over whether Trump tried to obstruct by destroying video of the Mar a largo storage room.
This is probably their "October Surprise"
This is probably their "October Surprise"
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (RHGPo)
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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In a DC court, there’s no need for the feds to intimidate jurors it’s a 95% Dem city. They’ll convict no matter what.
If Abbott sent enough illegals to DC, any black male juror could become capable of thoughtcrime. I'm just saying.
If Abbott sent enough illegals to DC, any black male juror could become capable of thoughtcrime. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (2ocoG)
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The Very Special Counsel Jack Smith is a DOJ appointee and presumably bound by their "policies."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:47 PM
It's cute you think anyone that has any ties to the Biden administration is bound by any rule, guideline, policy or law.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:47 PM
It's cute you think anyone that has any ties to the Biden administration is bound by any rule, guideline, policy or law.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
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I don't own an AR-15 but the only time I ever really wanted one is when CA wanted to ban them. Then I wanted one.
I feel the same way about Trump. I'm not crazy for him, don't even like him that much, but if the State is trying to take away a choice, I'll walk barefooted over coals to vote for him.
I feel the same way about Trump. I'm not crazy for him, don't even like him that much, but if the State is trying to take away a choice, I'll walk barefooted over coals to vote for him.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM (MeG8a)
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They will do some verbal gymnastics to explain how it's totally different this time and the press will clap along like the trained seals they are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:56 PM (yjAVs)
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"ORANGEMANBAD. 'Nuff said." -- The DOJ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:56 PM (yjAVs)
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"ORANGEMANBAD. 'Nuff said." -- The DOJ
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM (7fElN)
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These people impeached Trump over a phone call.
You think they give a fuck about some DOJ guideline on election timing?
You think they give a fuck about some DOJ guideline on election timing?
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM (YofvK)
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If Abbott sent enough illegals to DC, any black male juror could become capable of thoughtcrime. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (2ocoG)
I got flipped off by a black woman for using a blinker and moving into her lane in front of her. I found it extremely racist.
If Abbott sent enough illegals to DC, any black male juror could become capable of thoughtcrime. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (2ocoG)
I got flipped off by a black woman for using a blinker and moving into her lane in front of her. I found it extremely racist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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My favorite part of this farce: Smith claiming PDT spreading "lies" about the 2020 election is prosecutable in a court of law.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 07, 2024 04:03 PM (tT6L1)
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My bet right now is that they'll push this sucker off until after the election, let the machinery do its job and keep Trump out of office (and hopefully deal a death blow to his movement), and wind it down in a way that sets no precedents.
... this would take an insurrection
... this would take an insurrection
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:03 PM (RHGPo)
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My bet right now is that they'll push this sucker off until after the election, let the machinery do its job and keep Trump out of office (and hopefully deal a death blow to his movement), and wind it down in a way that sets no precedents.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (yjAVs)
This is a decent bet.
They probably think that its Trump's movement too...
They are wrong, and they will not like what comes next.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (yjAVs)
This is a decent bet.
They probably think that its Trump's movement too...
They are wrong, and they will not like what comes next.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 04:03 PM (53oGX)
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Would Joe and Mika agree if Trump said he would go right to trial, and not appeal the looney-tunes Appeals Court decision, in return for Mika giving him a big wet blow job on their morning show, and Joe has to be the cameraman?
Posted by: Hunter Biden, entrepreneur and tax expert at February 07, 2024 04:04 PM (yN1U9)
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Just declare yourself President, set up a courthouse on the lawn in Mar-a-Lago, and issue a Trump-branded kangaroo court warrant on all high-ranking FedGov employees. With a reward of "all the apprehended's worldly possessions and women."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 04:04 PM (0FoWg)
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>>>...You know how they keep saying he will use the presidency to "go after" the people persecuting him? This will leave him with no other choice...
Posted by: 18-1
He could run on that - No Presidential Immunity means no one is immune. No qualified immunity, no prosecutorial discretion... Lenient judges arrested by Barney Fife as accessories after the fact, legislators thrown in the slam during session by HAO Karen for grass too long...
Posted by: 18-1
He could run on that - No Presidential Immunity means no one is immune. No qualified immunity, no prosecutorial discretion... Lenient judges arrested by Barney Fife as accessories after the fact, legislators thrown in the slam during session by HAO Karen for grass too long...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 07, 2024 04:04 PM (cOq4q)
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Heck, I don't even think Trump should go to DC for the inauguration...but I think he might have to, at least for 5 minutes...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (exHjb)
__________
He could be sworn in by a Florida JP and run everything from Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (MoZTd)
You are correct - I looked this up after my comment.
If I were Trump, I would not leave Florida to run business, even if elected president. Not with what the world will be then...
Heck, I don't even think Trump should go to DC for the inauguration...but I think he might have to, at least for 5 minutes...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (exHjb)
__________
He could be sworn in by a Florida JP and run everything from Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (MoZTd)
You are correct - I looked this up after my comment.
If I were Trump, I would not leave Florida to run business, even if elected president. Not with what the world will be then...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (exHjb)
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"Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)"
Completely OT. But given your experience explain to me how the 9th Circuit can keep the Bonta decision(s) bottled up after being remanded by SCOTUS after Bruen. Isn't there some type of time limit where the plaintiffs could go back to SCOTUS on an expedited basis?
Completely OT. But given your experience explain to me how the 9th Circuit can keep the Bonta decision(s) bottled up after being remanded by SCOTUS after Bruen. Isn't there some type of time limit where the plaintiffs could go back to SCOTUS on an expedited basis?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (ZSrej)
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If Abbott sent enough illegals to DC, any black male juror could become capable of thoughtcrime. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (2ocoG)
I got flipped off by a black woman for using a blinker and moving into her lane in front of her. I found it extremely racist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Pretty good odds she had no idea what that light on your car meant.
If Abbott sent enough illegals to DC, any black male juror could become capable of thoughtcrime. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (2ocoG)
I got flipped off by a black woman for using a blinker and moving into her lane in front of her. I found it extremely racist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Pretty good odds she had no idea what that light on your car meant.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (53oGX)
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SCOTUS is going to permanently disqualify tRump from holding office:
1. The amicus briefs filed were very strong supporting disqualification
2. SCOTUS is realizing the consequences of the Dobbs decision are not going the way they expected
...
6. They see the signs - tRump is going down in at least one criminal case. He has already been adjudicated to be a rapist.
They'll do it to save themselves. With TFG's comment about Day 1 dictator, they understand what happens to them.
history will judge them. Do they really want Trump to be in their legacy? There is no right to engage in insurrection and be on the ballot.
It's the only way out for the GOP to be rid of trump and still keep most of his supporters. I think the word is out to Roberts and the other conservatives.
If SCOTUS rules now they can get Nikki Hayley instead of Joe Biden. Trump is not just losing court cases, he's losing his mind. Maybe they don't want to serve under Caligula.
1. The amicus briefs filed were very strong supporting disqualification
2. SCOTUS is realizing the consequences of the Dobbs decision are not going the way they expected
...
6. They see the signs - tRump is going down in at least one criminal case. He has already been adjudicated to be a rapist.
They'll do it to save themselves. With TFG's comment about Day 1 dictator, they understand what happens to them.
history will judge them. Do they really want Trump to be in their legacy? There is no right to engage in insurrection and be on the ballot.
It's the only way out for the GOP to be rid of trump and still keep most of his supporters. I think the word is out to Roberts and the other conservatives.
If SCOTUS rules now they can get Nikki Hayley instead of Joe Biden. Trump is not just losing court cases, he's losing his mind. Maybe they don't want to serve under Caligula.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (At5qb)
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How could they just have blown that off?
It's jurisdictional. Footnote says there's no jurisdiction to review this order at this point.
It's jurisdictional. Footnote says there's no jurisdiction to review this order at this point.
Posted by: Whether that's correct, I don't know, but they're not blowing it off per se at February 07, 2024 04:06 PM (UMHqX)
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If SCOTUS rules now they can get Nikki Hayley instead of Joe Biden. Trump is not just losing court cases, he's losing his mind. Maybe they don't want to serve under Caligula.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
This isn't parody ?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
This isn't parody ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2024 04:07 PM (Akjoo)
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Once Trump delays this until the summer, then the DOJ policy says -- unless the DOJ suddenly discovers a Special Exception -- that the trial must be delayed until after the election. The Very Special Counsel Jack Smith is a DOJ appointee and presumably bound by their "policies."
I am fairly certain they will discover an "exception".
I therefore conclude that all Maga Morons are exceptional.
QED
I am fairly certain they will discover an "exception".
I therefore conclude that all Maga Morons are exceptional.
QED
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:07 PM (HlyYF)
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... If SCOTUS rules now they can get Nikki Hayley instead of Joe Biden. Trump is not just losing court cases, he's losing his mind. Maybe they don't want to serve under Caligula.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
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Man, that's a crazy conclusion to draw. That SCOTUS will take it fast, get him knocked off, slot in the Uniparty choice, and move on.
I don't think this is right, but it's one hell of a prediction, I'll give him that.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
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Man, that's a crazy conclusion to draw. That SCOTUS will take it fast, get him knocked off, slot in the Uniparty choice, and move on.
I don't think this is right, but it's one hell of a prediction, I'll give him that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:07 PM (yjAVs)
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No qualified immunity, no prosecutorial discretion... Lenient judges arrested by Barney Fife as accessories after the fact, legislators thrown in the slam during session by HAO Karen for grass too long...
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There's no immunity from gold-hungry land pirates motivated by a loosely worded Letter of Marque.
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There's no immunity from gold-hungry land pirates motivated by a loosely worded Letter of Marque.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 04:07 PM (0FoWg)
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Pretty good odds she had no idea what that light on your car meant.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (53oGX)
I used my blinker again in front of her as I had to make a turn shortly after. She had to turn down the same road and would not look at me as she passed by.
At least she didn't threaten to kill me and chuck a bottle at me like the millennial asshole did to my wife on Monday.
Pretty good odds she had no idea what that light on your car meant.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (53oGX)
I used my blinker again in front of her as I had to make a turn shortly after. She had to turn down the same road and would not look at me as she passed by.
At least she didn't threaten to kill me and chuck a bottle at me like the millennial asshole did to my wife on Monday.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
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I don't know why some assume the SC won't just overturn this ruling. Congress has immunity for official acts, so do the courts. Why would the president be unique?
2 Biden judges and a Bush 41 judge made this ruling and if you listened to the hearing in front of them it was a clown show. They went into the hearing knowing they were going to say Trump had no immunity.
And if he doesn't neither does Obama or Biden or any future Democrat president.
2 Biden judges and a Bush 41 judge made this ruling and if you listened to the hearing in front of them it was a clown show. They went into the hearing knowing they were going to say Trump had no immunity.
And if he doesn't neither does Obama or Biden or any future Democrat president.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:07 PM (LkLld)
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I got flipped off by a black woman for using a blinker and moving into her lane in front of her. I found it extremely racist.
Posted by: Sponge
She obviously didn't know that you always go first.
Posted by: Sponge
She obviously didn't know that you always go first.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:08 PM (9yWhg)
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I got flipped off by a black woman for using a blinker and moving into her lane in front of her. I found it extremely racist.
I watch a dashcam channel on YouTube and the opinion of a large majority of the population seems to be that if you let someone merge rather than speeding up to block them it's a personal failing on your part because they're obviously disrespecting you.
I watch a dashcam channel on YouTube and the opinion of a large majority of the population seems to be that if you let someone merge rather than speeding up to block them it's a personal failing on your part because they're obviously disrespecting you.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 04:08 PM (2ocoG)
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Maybe they don't want to serve under Caligula.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
Did Caligula bathe with his daughter?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
Did Caligula bathe with his daughter?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 04:08 PM (53oGX)
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Clearly the DC Court is an experiment that went bad. Let's just do away with it. It is nothing more than a very inbred college campus.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 04:08 PM (DmtxH)
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Man, that's a crazy conclusion to draw. That SCOTUS will take it fast, get him knocked off, slot in the Uniparty choice, and move on.
wait, can we do that??
wait, can we do that??
Posted by: John Roberts at February 07, 2024 04:08 PM (25k9m)
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14 Below 20.
#Winning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:54 PM
Below 20, AND a "babe" link.
#The rest of us winning.
#Winning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:54 PM
Below 20, AND a "babe" link.
#The rest of us winning.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:09 PM (HlyYF)
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Maybe they don't want to serve under Caligula.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
They don't know what they're missing.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
They don't know what they're missing.
Posted by: Agrippina the Younger at February 07, 2024 04:09 PM (9yWhg)
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And if he doesn't neither does Obama or Biden or any future Democrat president.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:07 PM (LkLld)
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In Calvinball world, rules are not consistent.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:07 PM (LkLld)
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In Calvinball world, rules are not consistent.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:09 PM (yjAVs)
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And if he doesn't neither does Obama or Biden or any future Democrat president.
Posted by: JackStraw
That's not a problem. "No reasonable prosecutor" and all that...
Posted by: JackStraw
That's not a problem. "No reasonable prosecutor" and all that...
Posted by: Unholy Alliance of the Deep State and Uniparty at February 07, 2024 04:09 PM (JCZqz)
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SCOTUS is going to permanently disqualify tRump from holding office:
Consider what that means.
If Trump is a loser that everyone hates it doesn't really matter if he is banned or not and really the BEST case for them politically would be to run a completely free and fair election, win, and THEN prosecute Trump...
If Trump wins absent the left taking him off the ballot it means that the majority of the country believes this prosecution is illegitimate.
Consider what that means.
If Trump is a loser that everyone hates it doesn't really matter if he is banned or not and really the BEST case for them politically would be to run a completely free and fair election, win, and THEN prosecute Trump...
If Trump wins absent the left taking him off the ballot it means that the majority of the country believes this prosecution is illegitimate.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2024 04:09 PM (ibTVg)
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She obviously didn't know that you always go first.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:08 PM (9yWhg)
Right?!!!???
She obviously didn't know that you always go first.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:08 PM (9yWhg)
Right?!!!???
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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they might want to re-think that strategy...
Posted by: 18-1 at
They aren't in thinking mode.
And they have no brakes.
Posted by: 18-1 at
They aren't in thinking mode.
And they have no brakes.
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at February 07, 2024 04:10 PM (362/q)
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Trump wins.
Trial starts. In Dec. he gets convicted in Jan. Takes oath of office from prison, then immediately pardons himself. Then send Seal Team 6 to Jack Smith’s house.
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Montec
Just declare Jack's novel and frivolous charges to be an 'insurrection' and throw him and anybody within 2 degrees of him into the 'camps' pending trial.
Trial starts. In Dec. he gets convicted in Jan. Takes oath of office from prison, then immediately pardons himself. Then send Seal Team 6 to Jack Smith’s house.
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Montec
Just declare Jack's novel and frivolous charges to be an 'insurrection' and throw him and anybody within 2 degrees of him into the 'camps' pending trial.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 07, 2024 04:10 PM (cOq4q)
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Quick gut reaction: Despite this ruling, a delay seems possible and would be good for Trump, a BFD.
Right now, the Democrats just might lose the election if the focus is on the issues - immigration, entanglement in wars abroad, the economy, etc.
If a trial is going on before the election it will distract from Trump being able to address the issues. The MSM will focus on the trial, and of course, dramatize and spin the trial to hide the issues. It will give AWFLs, LIVs, and undecideds cover to vote for his opponent: "How can anyone vote for a criminal for President?"
Right now, the Democrats just might lose the election if the focus is on the issues - immigration, entanglement in wars abroad, the economy, etc.
If a trial is going on before the election it will distract from Trump being able to address the issues. The MSM will focus on the trial, and of course, dramatize and spin the trial to hide the issues. It will give AWFLs, LIVs, and undecideds cover to vote for his opponent: "How can anyone vote for a criminal for President?"
Posted by: RM at February 07, 2024 04:10 PM (urbih)
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>>In Calvinball world, rules are not consistent.
In Calvinball sometimes they just run lawsuits as tactic rather than a goal. The goal here is first and foremost to defeat Trump in November. Tying him up with endless bullshit lawsuits can serve that purpose. Or so they thought.
In Calvinball sometimes they just run lawsuits as tactic rather than a goal. The goal here is first and foremost to defeat Trump in November. Tying him up with endless bullshit lawsuits can serve that purpose. Or so they thought.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)
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It is nothing more than a very inbred college campus.
Posted by: Pudinhead
Sounds amazing! They're cool with, uh, an alternate age of consent, right? And definition of "consent"?
Posted by: Pudinhead
Sounds amazing! They're cool with, uh, an alternate age of consent, right? And definition of "consent"?
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:11 PM (JCZqz)
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In Calvinball sometimes they just run lawsuits as tactic rather than a goal. The goal here is first and foremost to defeat Trump in November. Tying him up with endless bullshit lawsuits can serve that purpose. Or so they thought.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)
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Maybe. He's still tied up.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)
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Maybe. He's still tied up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:12 PM (yjAVs)
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Maybe in an alternate universe Jack Smith is an honorable man operating under the strictures of the law. Under multiversal theory, anything is possible.
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Sporting a goatee.
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Sporting a goatee.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 04:12 PM (2yu8s)
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Did Caligula bathe with his daughter?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Inogame
No, just with his sister.
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Inogame
No, just with his sister.
Posted by: Agrippina the Younger at February 07, 2024 04:12 PM (9yWhg)
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Once Trump delays this until the summer, then the DOJ policy says -- unless the DOJ suddenly discovers a Special Exception -- that the trial must be delayed until after the election. The Very Special Counsel Jack Smith is a DOJ appointee and presumably bound by their "policies."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
That rule is only for the DemoCommunist Fellow Travelers. They will chase Trump with blinders to everything else, and that will further his martyr status to his base.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
That rule is only for the DemoCommunist Fellow Travelers. They will chase Trump with blinders to everything else, and that will further his martyr status to his base.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 07, 2024 04:12 PM (MsrgL)
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Pretty good odds she had no idea what that light on your car meant.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (53oGX)
......
Turn signals are racist.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (53oGX)
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Turn signals are racist.
Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 04:12 PM (v0R5T)
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Have people maxed out their credit cards?
what was the big shock in today's data was the absolute collapse in revolving credit, i.e., credit card debt, which in December collapsed from a $15.4BN increase in November - the second biggest on record - to just $1 bilion, the second smallest monthly increase with just the June 2023 contraction a greater outlier.
what was the big shock in today's data was the absolute collapse in revolving credit, i.e., credit card debt, which in December collapsed from a $15.4BN increase in November - the second biggest on record - to just $1 bilion, the second smallest monthly increase with just the June 2023 contraction a greater outlier.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 04:12 PM (HWUgl)
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Serving under Caligula? That is some world class projection, when one looks at adulterous pedo Joe.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 07, 2024 04:12 PM (tT6L1)
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I got flipped off by a black woman for using a blinker and moving into her lane in front of her. I found it extremely racist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM
Blinkers are a tool of white supremacy!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM
Blinkers are a tool of white supremacy!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (HlyYF)
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He could be sworn in by a Florida JP and run everything from Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (MoZTd)
You are correct - I looked this up after my comment.
If I were Trump, I would not leave Florida to run business, even if elected president. Not with what the world will be then...
Posted by: Nova Local
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For a few years now I have tried to figure out a scenario that *could* trigger an actual civil war. The only one that works (in my head) is if there was a constitutional crisis and two claims to legitimate government.
This is one route - Trump becomes "President of Florida" and DC revolts and installs a junta in his physical absence. Military cleaves and takes sides, some taking orders from FLA, some from the pentagon.
Again, just spitballin. It's what I do. In general, I am an idiot so this might be a stupid comment.
He could be sworn in by a Florida JP and run everything from Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (MoZTd)
You are correct - I looked this up after my comment.
If I were Trump, I would not leave Florida to run business, even if elected president. Not with what the world will be then...
Posted by: Nova Local
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For a few years now I have tried to figure out a scenario that *could* trigger an actual civil war. The only one that works (in my head) is if there was a constitutional crisis and two claims to legitimate government.
This is one route - Trump becomes "President of Florida" and DC revolts and installs a junta in his physical absence. Military cleaves and takes sides, some taking orders from FLA, some from the pentagon.
Again, just spitballin. It's what I do. In general, I am an idiot so this might be a stupid comment.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (uqjbl)
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Meh I can understand the left supporting Taylor Swift in an attempt to change the hearts and minds of voters but Al f'n Bundy, I guess that's the mentality of the left now..
ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (wW1qL)
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Would be great if Trump lined up about 50 body doubles so the DOJ couldn't arrest the right guy, similar to the bowler hat scene in the remake of the Thomas Crown Affair.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (qUkBO)
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what was the big shock in today's data was the absolute collapse in revolving credit, i.e., credit card debt, which in December collapsed from a $15.4BN increase in November - the second biggest on record - to just $1 bilion, the second smallest monthly increase with just the June 2023 contraction a greater outlier.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 04:12 PM (HWUgl)
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Individuals approaching or reaching limits, would be my guess.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 04:12 PM (HWUgl)
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Individuals approaching or reaching limits, would be my guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (yjAVs)
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>>Maybe. He's still tied up.
Maybe. But Shipwreckedcrew has made a pretty compelling case that none of these case will be heard before the election and he has a lot of experience with the federal court system.
Maybe. But Shipwreckedcrew has made a pretty compelling case that none of these case will be heard before the election and he has a lot of experience with the federal court system.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (LkLld)
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If the Appeals Court ruling stands, I fully expect criminal complaints against Biden and Obama next year.
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM (RHGPo)
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You can't vote for someone who has 4832 indictments!!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM (HWUgl)
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If we had an opposition party... (I know)
Biden would be attending his impeachment trial right now, or it would at lest be scheduled in between trials for his opponent.
That this isn't happening tells me all I need to know.
They are breaking all these unspoken rules, and some spoken ones because they know there will be no repercussions.
And you know, they are right.
Biden would be attending his impeachment trial right now, or it would at lest be scheduled in between trials for his opponent.
That this isn't happening tells me all I need to know.
They are breaking all these unspoken rules, and some spoken ones because they know there will be no repercussions.
And you know, they are right.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM (53oGX)
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I cannot spare this man. He fights.
Yeah, I know, everything else about him, and sometimes he cucks himself. But he fights.
Heard on Bongino today that in yesterday's impeachment vote, we knew that Scalise was out for cancer treatment. Cancer is not a choice, he needs to be treated, F cancer, and all that. But our side KNEW we had a man out.
Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
One side is playing like they want to win. And it is not ours.
Yeah, I know, everything else about him, and sometimes he cucks himself. But he fights.
Heard on Bongino today that in yesterday's impeachment vote, we knew that Scalise was out for cancer treatment. Cancer is not a choice, he needs to be treated, F cancer, and all that. But our side KNEW we had a man out.
Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
One side is playing like they want to win. And it is not ours.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM (ASVTS)
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>>I got flipped off by a black woman for using a blinker and moving into her lane in front of her. I found it extremely racist.
The fact that you can afford Blinker Fluid in this Economy is justification enough.
The fact that you can afford Blinker Fluid in this Economy is justification enough.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM (mJHFD)
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That rule is only for the DemoCommunist Fellow Travelers. They will chase Trump with blinders to everything else, and that will further his martyr status to his base.
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If it were not for their double standards, they would have no standards at all!
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If it were not for their double standards, they would have no standards at all!
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (mTQCe)
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103 You can't vote for someone who has 4832 indictments!!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
It's in the constitution!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
It's in the constitution!!!
Posted by: Deranged, rabid leftist at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (JCZqz)
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... If SCOTUS rules now they can get Nikki Hayley instead of Joe Biden. Trump is not just losing court cases, he's losing his mind. Maybe they don't want to serve under Caligula.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
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Man, that's a crazy conclusion to draw. That SCOTUS will take it fast, get him knocked off, slot in the Uniparty choice, and move on.
I don't think this is right, but it's one hell of a prediction, I'll give him that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:07 PM (yjAVs)
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Nikki Haley campaign donations are supposedly way up. Why?
What do her donors know that we don't?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 07, 2024 04:05 PM (JCZqz)
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Man, that's a crazy conclusion to draw. That SCOTUS will take it fast, get him knocked off, slot in the Uniparty choice, and move on.
I don't think this is right, but it's one hell of a prediction, I'll give him that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:07 PM (yjAVs)
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Nikki Haley campaign donations are supposedly way up. Why?
What do her donors know that we don't?
Posted by: rd at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (1602P)
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99 Would be great if Trump lined up about 50 body doubles so the DOJ couldn't arrest the right guy, similar to the bowler hat scene in the remake of the Thomas Crown Affair.
.. similar to the scene in one of Fast?Furious movies where a car with the "target" goes into a warehouse, and 100's of car emerge
.. similar to the scene in one of Fast?Furious movies where a car with the "target" goes into a warehouse, and 100's of car emerge
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (RHGPo)
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Let's suppose Trump wins. In the lame duck period does Biden force us into the Uke war? Try to directly assassinate Putin or put US troops directly into the war?
Posted by: 18-1
They will convict him of something and the Senate will impeach. The House will shit their pants and ask SCOTUS for a ruling. Roberts will convict him and declare the election null & void.
Posted by: 18-1
They will convict him of something and the Senate will impeach. The House will shit their pants and ask SCOTUS for a ruling. Roberts will convict him and declare the election null & void.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (IG4Id)
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ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (wW1qL)
Good thing I've never wasted one moment of my life watching that shit TV show, then.
Al Bundy is a hero. Ed O'Neill is not. He is such a good actor, no one really likely knew he was a libtard piece of shit till now.
ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (wW1qL)
Good thing I've never wasted one moment of my life watching that shit TV show, then.
Al Bundy is a hero. Ed O'Neill is not. He is such a good actor, no one really likely knew he was a libtard piece of shit till now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
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No lawsuit is frivolous. I've seen people lose fortunes fighting bullshit, and judges who don't care if the process is the punishment.
No lawsuit is frivolous. I've seen people lose fortunes fighting bullshit, and judges who don't care if the process is the punishment.
Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 04:16 PM (j4U/Z)
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ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
Posted by: None of the above candidates
An honorary doctorate? For what? Playing a guy who's married to women with big boobs? Advanced Matrimonial Boobology?
Posted by: None of the above candidates
An honorary doctorate? For what? Playing a guy who's married to women with big boobs? Advanced Matrimonial Boobology?
Posted by: Agrippina the Younger at February 07, 2024 04:16 PM (9yWhg)
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What do her donors know that we don't?
Posted by: rd at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (1602P)
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Probably rather a lot.
Posted by: rd at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (1602P)
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Probably rather a lot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:16 PM (yjAVs)
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Al Bundy is a hero. Ed O'Neill is not. He is such a good actor, no one really likely knew he was a libtard piece of shit till now.
Nobody gives a shit until they speak up. Which is why the liberal ones always do, and why refusing to talk loudly about being a Democrat is borderline an arrest-worthy offense now.
Nobody gives a shit until they speak up. Which is why the liberal ones always do, and why refusing to talk loudly about being a Democrat is borderline an arrest-worthy offense now.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 04:17 PM (2ocoG)
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DEIsney earnings call up in a couple minutes.
Valliant Renegade bringing in his panel.
He is on utube AND X.
Valliant Renegade bringing in his panel.
He is on utube AND X.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2024 04:17 PM (ufFY8)
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Maybe. But Shipwreckedcrew has made a pretty compelling case that none of these case will be heard before the election and he has a lot of experience with the federal court system.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (LkLld)
Yes but. All experience and norms are out the window in the Get Trump era. In ship's experience, he's never seen an appellate response required in 6 days.
Just like all the jiggery-pokery they did in the Gen Flynn trial, stuff that is not in the Federal Procedures Manual is going to happen. And since it is not by the manual, it is not possible to predict based on years of experience with the manual.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (LkLld)
Yes but. All experience and norms are out the window in the Get Trump era. In ship's experience, he's never seen an appellate response required in 6 days.
Just like all the jiggery-pokery they did in the Gen Flynn trial, stuff that is not in the Federal Procedures Manual is going to happen. And since it is not by the manual, it is not possible to predict based on years of experience with the manual.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2024 04:17 PM (ASVTS)
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109 Man, that's a crazy conclusion to draw.
... remember how they were going to replace Trump with Hillary back in 2017. Never mind that it just didn't work that way.
... remember how they were going to replace Trump with Hillary back in 2017. Never mind that it just didn't work that way.
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:17 PM (RHGPo)
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Oops, off Agippinilla sock.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:17 PM (9yWhg)
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98 Meh I can understand the left supporting Taylor Swift in an attempt to change the hearts and minds of voters but Al f'n Bundy, I guess that's the mentality of the left now..
ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (wW1qL)
No Ma'am!
ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (wW1qL)
No Ma'am!
Posted by: Al Bundy at February 07, 2024 04:17 PM (53oGX)
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"By my order and for the good of the state, the bearer has done what has been done."
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 04:18 PM (2yu8s)
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Bound by policies, you say? Flabbergasted am I.
Posted by: Brando at February 07, 2024 04:18 PM (JcLfh)
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Heard on Bongino today that in yesterday's impeachment vote, we knew that Scalise was out for cancer treatment. Cancer is not a choice, he needs to be treated, F cancer, and all that. But our side KNEW we had a man out.
Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
One side is playing like they want to win. And it is not ours.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM
Isn't that what the damn whip is for?
Did Thune sabotage the vote on purpose?
How does a failed impeachment vote help the GOP?
Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
One side is playing like they want to win. And it is not ours.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM
Isn't that what the damn whip is for?
Did Thune sabotage the vote on purpose?
How does a failed impeachment vote help the GOP?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:18 PM (HlyYF)
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OT: Thanks for the sidebar link to the Mark Steyn trial. Pray that Steyn wins against the insufferable Michael Mann and his hockey stick "climate graph".
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 07, 2024 04:18 PM (ipObk)
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:18 PM (YofvK)
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116 Nobody gives a shit until they speak up.
.. The best part of the Age of Trump is that people self-identify
.. The best part of the Age of Trump is that people self-identify
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:18 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:19 PM (YofvK)
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ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (wW1qL)
What a whiny cunt.
Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (wW1qL)
What a whiny cunt.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2024 04:19 PM (MGqzM)
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115 What do her donors know that we don't?
Posted by: rd at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (1602P)
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Probably rather a lot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:16 PM (yjAVs)
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Ah, but do they know the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
Posted by: rd at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (1602P)
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Probably rather a lot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:16 PM (yjAVs)
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Ah, but do they know the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)
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THE Youngstown State University, thank you very much.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:20 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: four seasons at February 07, 2024 04:20 PM (PisyI)
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Ted Cruz is proposing a bill amendment that would offer lawmakers a dedicated security escort at airports, along with expedited screening outside of public view. That could make it much less likely that the politicians’ comings and goings would become fodder for embarrassing news reports and late-night comedy mockery.
The measure would also provide the same special treatment to federal judges and Cabinet members, as well as a limited number of their family and staff. Cruz is trying to attach the amendment to a major aviation policy bill, S. 1939, that is expected to be marked up in the Senate Commerce Committee on Thursday.
Ted Cruz is proposing a bill amendment that would offer lawmakers a dedicated security escort at airports, along with expedited screening outside of public view. That could make it much less likely that the politicians’ comings and goings would become fodder for embarrassing news reports and late-night comedy mockery.
The measure would also provide the same special treatment to federal judges and Cabinet members, as well as a limited number of their family and staff. Cruz is trying to attach the amendment to a major aviation policy bill, S. 1939, that is expected to be marked up in the Senate Commerce Committee on Thursday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2024 04:20 PM (63Dwl)
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Look who surfaced.
>>Tony Bobulinski, a former business partner of Hunter Biden and key witness to the Biden family attempts to court CEFC China Energy, is scheduled to appear next week for a closed-door deposition with the House Oversight Committee, a source familiar with the matter confirmed Wednesday to Just the News.
>>Bobulinski is set to testify at 10 a.m. Tuesday, according to Fox News Digital, which first reported on his appearance.
http://tinyurl.com/yc5jn6kr
>>Tony Bobulinski, a former business partner of Hunter Biden and key witness to the Biden family attempts to court CEFC China Energy, is scheduled to appear next week for a closed-door deposition with the House Oversight Committee, a source familiar with the matter confirmed Wednesday to Just the News.
>>Bobulinski is set to testify at 10 a.m. Tuesday, according to Fox News Digital, which first reported on his appearance.
http://tinyurl.com/yc5jn6kr
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:20 PM (LkLld)
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125 OT: Thanks for the sidebar link to the Mark Steyn trial. Pray that Steyn wins against the insufferable Michael Mann and his hockey stick "climate graph".
.. from the comments from "Watts Up With That ?" it sure is making Mann look pretty bad. The worse I see, is a dismissal.
.. from the comments from "Watts Up With That ?" it sure is making Mann look pretty bad. The worse I see, is a dismissal.
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:20 PM (RHGPo)
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ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
Posted by: None of the above candidates
Fuck Al Bundy and fuck Ed O'Neill.
Posted by: None of the above candidates
Fuck Al Bundy and fuck Ed O'Neill.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 04:20 PM (KNxm9)
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lol.
Roberts is a conservative?????
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:18 PM
Like a Mittens or Hawt air conservative.
Roberts is a conservative?????
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:18 PM
Like a Mittens or Hawt air conservative.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2024 04:20 PM (MGqzM)
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"Britain Can’t Protect Its Own Government Ministers from Islamists" -coming to the US - cbd
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CBD, you not aware of Steve Scalise at the baseball game or the attacks against Rand Paul or the siege of Trump's Whitehouse?
It's all part of the same civilizational collapse.
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CBD, you not aware of Steve Scalise at the baseball game or the attacks against Rand Paul or the siege of Trump's Whitehouse?
It's all part of the same civilizational collapse.
Posted by: Eugene di Savoie at February 07, 2024 04:20 PM (yhf1y)
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I'm sure they will do everything opposite of what is the norm.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (xpV7z)
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The DoJ had hunters laptop in 2019 before Biden even announced he was running
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (Y0ZTQ)
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89 In Calvinball sometimes they just run lawsuits as tactic rather than a goal. The goal here is first and foremost to defeat Trump in November. Tying him up with endless bullshit lawsuits can serve that purpose. Or so they thought.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)
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Maybe. He's still tied up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Yes and no. Again, like in 2016, the media and left can't help but keep Trump's name out there and given the debunked idiocies that the left has tried and failed since then like Russia, Insurrection, etc., they have reached the point where people shrug about new bad news that would kill other politicians. Doesn't help that Biden and his family strongly resemble a crime family and Kamala is an idiot that no one likes.
Trump thrives in chaos which is what drives a lot of folks on the right up the wall. The left doesn't as nothing on their side is organic--it is all as preprocessed as fake meat and about as healthy for society.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)
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Maybe. He's still tied up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Yes and no. Again, like in 2016, the media and left can't help but keep Trump's name out there and given the debunked idiocies that the left has tried and failed since then like Russia, Insurrection, etc., they have reached the point where people shrug about new bad news that would kill other politicians. Doesn't help that Biden and his family strongly resemble a crime family and Kamala is an idiot that no one likes.
Trump thrives in chaos which is what drives a lot of folks on the right up the wall. The left doesn't as nothing on their side is organic--it is all as preprocessed as fake meat and about as healthy for society.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (ysVwb)
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I think it's actually longer out than the simple deadlines.
45 to en blanc plus at least 30 to set oral arguments then at least a week to a month to that opinion.
Somewhere in May.
Then the next 90 day clock starts: August.
And there is no way the Supremes touch it until after November.
45 to en blanc plus at least 30 to set oral arguments then at least a week to a month to that opinion.
Somewhere in May.
Then the next 90 day clock starts: August.
And there is no way the Supremes touch it until after November.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (cSaKW)
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OT: Thanks for the sidebar link to the Mark Steyn trial. Pray that Steyn wins against the insufferable Michael Mann and his hockey stick "climate graph".
Posted by: JM in Ill
I do. but I also know judges hate, hate, hate defamations cases. The jury is 11 to 1 democrats. The judge will probably force a settlement. No, I am not in a good mood.
Posted by: JM in Ill
I do. but I also know judges hate, hate, hate defamations cases. The jury is 11 to 1 democrats. The judge will probably force a settlement. No, I am not in a good mood.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (IG4Id)
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The fact that you can afford Blinker Fluid in this Economy is justification enough.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM
"Everyone knows that Blinker Fluid will be more valuable than ammo once the Burning Times begin!"
--Ladies of The View, trying to sound smart
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM
"Everyone knows that Blinker Fluid will be more valuable than ammo once the Burning Times begin!"
--Ladies of The View, trying to sound smart
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (HlyYF)
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Look who surfaced.
>>Tony Bobulinski, a former business partner of Hunter Biden and key witness to the Biden family attempts to court CEFC China Energy, is scheduled to appear next week for a closed-door deposition with the House Oversight Committee, a source familiar with the matter confirmed Wednesday to Just the News.
>>Bobulinski is set to testify at 10 a.m. Tuesday, according to Fox News Digital, which first reported on his appearance.
http://tinyurl.com/yc5jn6kr
Posted by: JackStraw
What are the Vegas odds that he's found dead on Monday?
>>Tony Bobulinski, a former business partner of Hunter Biden and key witness to the Biden family attempts to court CEFC China Energy, is scheduled to appear next week for a closed-door deposition with the House Oversight Committee, a source familiar with the matter confirmed Wednesday to Just the News.
>>Bobulinski is set to testify at 10 a.m. Tuesday, according to Fox News Digital, which first reported on his appearance.
http://tinyurl.com/yc5jn6kr
Posted by: JackStraw
What are the Vegas odds that he's found dead on Monday?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (KNxm9)
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111 Let's suppose Trump wins. In the lame duck period does Biden force us into the Uke war? Try to directly assassinate Putin or put US troops directly into the war?
Posted by: 18-1
They will convict him of something and the Senate will impeach. The House will shit their pants and ask SCOTUS for a ruling. Roberts will convict him and declare the election null & void.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (IG4Id)
And if no one gets shot, we will know the experiment that is America is over.
Posted by: 18-1
They will convict him of something and the Senate will impeach. The House will shit their pants and ask SCOTUS for a ruling. Roberts will convict him and declare the election null & void.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (IG4Id)
And if no one gets shot, we will know the experiment that is America is over.
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (53oGX)
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A U.S. drone strike hit a car in the Iraqi capital Wednesday night, killing three members of the powerful Kataib Hezbollah militia, including a high-ranking commander, officials said. The strike came on a main thoroughfare in the Mashtal neighborhood in eastern Baghdad.
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (RHGPo)
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Nikki Haley campaign donations are supposedly way up. Why?
What do her donors know that we don't?
Posted by: rd at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (1602P)
The precise elasticity of her orifices.
What do her donors know that we don't?
Posted by: rd at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (1602P)
The precise elasticity of her orifices.
Posted by: Metric System, Man at February 07, 2024 04:22 PM (UMHqX)
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I have a 2022 vehicle and I can't find where to refill either the blinker fluid or the gender fluid. Why are the Republicans doing this to my country?
I have a 2022 vehicle and I can't find where to refill either the blinker fluid or the gender fluid. Why are the Republicans doing this to my country?
Posted by: Karen CheChe at February 07, 2024 04:22 PM (nIvob)
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lEt'S bRiNg ThEm DeMoCrAcY~!!
@BNONews 8m
Targeted U.S. drone strike kills a Kata'ib Hezbollah senior leader in Baghdad, Iraq - CENTCOM
@BNONews 8m
Targeted U.S. drone strike kills a Kata'ib Hezbollah senior leader in Baghdad, Iraq - CENTCOM
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 04:22 PM (IG4Id)
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Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
Isn't that what the damn whip is for?
Republicans want to whip Al Green!
Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
Isn't that what the damn whip is for?
Republicans want to whip Al Green!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2024 04:22 PM (63Dwl)
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137 lol.
Roberts is a conservative?????
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:18 PM
Like a Mittens or Hawt air conservative.
Posted by: Minnfidel
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More like a Denny Hastert, Jim Kolbe, or Mark Foley conservative.
Roberts is a conservative?????
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:18 PM
Like a Mittens or Hawt air conservative.
Posted by: Minnfidel
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More like a Denny Hastert, Jim Kolbe, or Mark Foley conservative.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:22 PM (ysVwb)
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Oh no! Youngstown State must be devastated.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:23 PM (YofvK)
154
None of These Candidates ain't no pushover, lemme tell ya.'
Posted by: Nikki Haley at February 07, 2024 04:23 PM (woPEM)
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. But our side KNEW we had a man out.
Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
One side is playing like they want to win. And it is not ours.
Posted by: blaster
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In the past - under competent leadership - they would arrange a gentlemen's agreement to keep both invalids off the vote -- "You keep your guy out, and we keep our guy out so neither one has to risk their health." Otherwise, delay the vote.
Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
One side is playing like they want to win. And it is not ours.
Posted by: blaster
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In the past - under competent leadership - they would arrange a gentlemen's agreement to keep both invalids off the vote -- "You keep your guy out, and we keep our guy out so neither one has to risk their health." Otherwise, delay the vote.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2024 04:23 PM (uqjbl)
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LOL
DEIsney broke news that they are taking a $1.5b stake in Epic Games, the people that make Fortnite. Padding good (?) news minutes before the earnings call.
Stock jumped from 99 to 107 in after hours trading. Crazy instant reaction in my view.
Fluff.
4200 watching Valliant Renegade.
DEIsney broke news that they are taking a $1.5b stake in Epic Games, the people that make Fortnite. Padding good (?) news minutes before the earnings call.
Stock jumped from 99 to 107 in after hours trading. Crazy instant reaction in my view.
Fluff.
4200 watching Valliant Renegade.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2024 04:23 PM (ufFY8)
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Al Bundy is a hero. Ed O'Neill is not. He is such a good actor, no one really likely knew he was a libtard piece of shit till now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:16 PM
True. Ed O'Neill never scored four touchdowns for Polk High in one game!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:16 PM
True. Ed O'Neill never scored four touchdowns for Polk High in one game!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:24 PM (HlyYF)
158
Uniparty, The Sum Of All Filth.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 07, 2024 04:24 PM (gxokI)
159
I have a 2022 vehicle and I can't find where to refill either the blinker fluid or the gender fluid. Why are the Republicans doing this to my country?
Posted by: Karen CheChe at February 07, 2024 04:22 PM (nIvob)
For $79 we will fill both those fluids as well as fill up your tires with nitrogen.
- Dealership
Posted by: Karen CheChe at February 07, 2024 04:22 PM (nIvob)
For $79 we will fill both those fluids as well as fill up your tires with nitrogen.
- Dealership
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:24 PM (YofvK)
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>>Yes but. All experience and norms are out the window in the Get Trump era. In ship's experience, he's never seen an appellate response required in 6 days.
Yep. And he said that he thinks that will really piss off the SC which doesn't like to have games like this played with their time.
Tomorrow the oral arguments for Trump being removed from state ballots happens. I think we'll get some idea of how the court views all this bullshit by their attitudes tomorrow. When even prominent lefties like Dershowitz are saying Trump should win 9 - 0 I think there is a pretty fair chance the court is going to take a dim view on this crap.
Yep. And he said that he thinks that will really piss off the SC which doesn't like to have games like this played with their time.
Tomorrow the oral arguments for Trump being removed from state ballots happens. I think we'll get some idea of how the court views all this bullshit by their attitudes tomorrow. When even prominent lefties like Dershowitz are saying Trump should win 9 - 0 I think there is a pretty fair chance the court is going to take a dim view on this crap.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:24 PM (LkLld)
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I'm getting the popcorn ready to watch Biden deliver the SOTU address -- which may be the shortest since George Washington's. (Yes, I could be overlooking the effects of "Mother' Little Helper")
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 07, 2024 04:24 PM (ipObk)
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>>Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
He was in for a hair oil change.
He was in for a hair oil change.
Posted by: DanMan at February 07, 2024 04:24 PM (8uzBS)
163
Look who surfaced.
>>Tony Bobulinski, a former business partner of Hunter Biden and key witness to the Biden family attempts to court CEFC China Energy, is scheduled to appear next week for a closed-door deposition with the House Oversight Committee, a source familiar with the matter confirmed Wednesday to Just the News.
>>Bobulinski is set to testify at 10 a.m. Tuesday, according to Fox News Digital, which first reported on his appearance.
http://tinyurl.com/yc5jn6kr
Posted by: JackStraw
What are the Vegas odds that he's found dead on Monday?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM
I gots ten quatloos on Saturday afternoon, around tea time
Look who surfaced.
>>Tony Bobulinski, a former business partner of Hunter Biden and key witness to the Biden family attempts to court CEFC China Energy, is scheduled to appear next week for a closed-door deposition with the House Oversight Committee, a source familiar with the matter confirmed Wednesday to Just the News.
>>Bobulinski is set to testify at 10 a.m. Tuesday, according to Fox News Digital, which first reported on his appearance.
http://tinyurl.com/yc5jn6kr
Posted by: JackStraw
What are the Vegas odds that he's found dead on Monday?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM
I gots ten quatloos on Saturday afternoon, around tea time
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2024 04:24 PM (bEb2S)
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For a few years now I have tried to figure out a scenario that *could* trigger an actual civil war. The only one that works (in my head) is if there was a constitutional crisis and two claims to legitimate government."
Here's an easier way - Trump is on his way to win the election, and then two FBI agents shoot him, on camera. And then all elections are canceled and Biden declares martial law.
Here's an easier way - Trump is on his way to win the election, and then two FBI agents shoot him, on camera. And then all elections are canceled and Biden declares martial law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 04:24 PM (i9ffA)
165
The fact that you can afford Blinker Fluid in this Economy is justification enough.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM (mJHFD)
I guess I was big leaguing since I showed off my fortune in front of her like that.
The fact that you can afford Blinker Fluid in this Economy is justification enough.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 04:14 PM (mJHFD)
I guess I was big leaguing since I showed off my fortune in front of her like that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
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>>Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
He was Tired of Being Alone.
He was Tired of Being Alone.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 04:25 PM (mJHFD)
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146 They will convict him of something and the Senate will impeach. The House will shit their pants and ask SCOTUS for a ruling. Roberts will convict him and declare the election null & void.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (IG4Id)
... The House would have to impeach first. The Senate can't go first. The Constitution has provisions for messy elections .. it all goes to the House (the Senate gets no say). The House votes with one vote per state.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 04:15 PM (IG4Id)
... The House would have to impeach first. The Senate can't go first. The Constitution has provisions for messy elections .. it all goes to the House (the Senate gets no say). The House votes with one vote per state.
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:25 PM (RHGPo)
168
True. Ed O'Neill never scored four touchdowns for Polk High in one game!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Al Bundy cheated. Just like Patrick Mahomes.
I said what I said.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Al Bundy cheated. Just like Patrick Mahomes.
I said what I said.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 04:25 PM (KNxm9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 04:26 PM (IG4Id)
170
The Very Special Counsel Jack Smith is a DOJ appointee and presumably bound by their "policies."
_____
He's a Schroedenger's DOJ employee. So he is either bound or unbound from DOJ policies for whatever is most convenient for the show trial.
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He's a Schroedenger's DOJ employee. So he is either bound or unbound from DOJ policies for whatever is most convenient for the show trial.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 07, 2024 04:26 PM (1I1Tb)
171
Weird bowlegged chick with the abs is back.
Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 04:26 PM (v0R5T)
172
Then Dems got Al Green (the Congressman not the musician) out of his hospital bed (not sure what he was in for) and rolled him on the floor in a wheelchair while wearing a hospital gown.
Pete Wilson has entered the chat.
Pete Wilson has entered the chat.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:26 PM (9yWhg)
173
Nikki Haley campaign donations are supposedly way up. Why?
What do her donors know that we don't?
Posted by: rd
Her donors are Democrats and NT'ers like Reid Hoffman (D-Epstein Island-Linked IN techlord)
What do her donors know that we don't?
Posted by: rd
Her donors are Democrats and NT'ers like Reid Hoffman (D-Epstein Island-Linked IN techlord)
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:26 PM (ysVwb)
174
128 Did Thune sabotage the vote on purpose?
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Thune is a senator.
The vote was in the house.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:19 PM
D'oh!
Got pissed and started typing.
Was still pissed about the Senate immigration bill!
I guess under Biden I only should be pissed about one thing at a time?
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Thune is a senator.
The vote was in the house.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:19 PM
D'oh!
Got pissed and started typing.
Was still pissed about the Senate immigration bill!
I guess under Biden I only should be pissed about one thing at a time?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (HlyYF)
175
Al Bundy is a poor version of Jay Pritchard. But they’re essentially the same person.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (9yWhg)
177
If Nikki Haley is the Republican nominee, there should be a betting pool on the earliest major party candidate she gets less votes than.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (KAi1n)
178
Here's an easier way - Trump is on his way to win the election, and then two FBI agents shoot him, on camera. And then all elections are canceled and Biden declares martial law.[/i
Wearing MAGA hats and the FBI LL Bean collection.
Wearing MAGA hats and the FBI LL Bean collection.
Posted by: Chris Wray at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (ibTVg)
179
168 True. Ed O'Neill never scored four touchdowns for Polk High in one game!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Al Bundy cheated. Just like Patrick Mahomes.
I said what I said.
Some did say that he had a knee down...
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Al Bundy cheated. Just like Patrick Mahomes.
I said what I said.
Some did say that he had a knee down...
Posted by: CThillary, dead but dreaming at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (zSyrn)
180
>>Nikki Haley campaign donations are supposedly way up. Why?
Between Her, Trump and None of the Above - It's finally a 2 man race!
Between Her, Trump and None of the Above - It's finally a 2 man race!
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (mJHFD)
181
45 to en blanc plus at least 30 to set oral arguments then at least a week to a month to that opinion.
Somewhere in May.
Then the next 90 day clock starts: August.
And there is no way the Supremes touch it until after November.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
___________
I don't think they have oral argument on the motion to rehear en banc. That motion will probably get denied within five minutes of filing.
Somewhere in May.
Then the next 90 day clock starts: August.
And there is no way the Supremes touch it until after November.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
___________
I don't think they have oral argument on the motion to rehear en banc. That motion will probably get denied within five minutes of filing.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (Dm8we)
182
ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (wW1qL)
_________________
They should've hired a liberal chick as president. There are a number of them who are out of work just now.
Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 04:13 PM (wW1qL)
_________________
They should've hired a liberal chick as president. There are a number of them who are out of work just now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (At5qb)
183
Trump thrives in chaos which is what drives a lot of folks on the right up the wall. The left doesn't as nothing on their side is organic--it is all as preprocessed as fake meat and about as healthy for society.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (ysVwb)
++++
The Party is sclerotic. They are good at only two things:
1. Abusing the populace
2. Fighting intra-Party factional conflicts
They're bad at everything else.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:21 PM (ysVwb)
++++
The Party is sclerotic. They are good at only two things:
1. Abusing the populace
2. Fighting intra-Party factional conflicts
They're bad at everything else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:28 PM (yjAVs)
184
I guess under Biden I only should be pissed about one thing at a time?
Kind of difficult when he makes it so easy to pissed about everything all the time.
Kind of difficult when he makes it so easy to pissed about everything all the time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 07, 2024 04:28 PM (dZVON)
185
In the past - under competent leadership....
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2024 04:23 PM (uqjbl)vvv
I think I see the problem
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 07, 2024 04:23 PM (uqjbl)vvv
I think I see the problem
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2024 04:28 PM (ASVTS)
186
164 For a few years now I have tried to figure out a scenario that *could* trigger an actual civil war. The only one that works (in my head) is if there was a constitutional crisis and two claims to legitimate government."
Here's an easier way - Trump is on his way to win the election, and then two FBI agents shoot him, on camera. And then all elections are canceled and Biden declares martial law.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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The problem with corrupt government is that no one wants to fight and die for them and that spreads to its employees and armed forces.
Assassinations in political terms almost always backfire.
Here's an easier way - Trump is on his way to win the election, and then two FBI agents shoot him, on camera. And then all elections are canceled and Biden declares martial law.
Posted by: Tom Servo
-------
The problem with corrupt government is that no one wants to fight and die for them and that spreads to its employees and armed forces.
Assassinations in political terms almost always backfire.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:28 PM (ysVwb)
187
Fortnite.
I thought Minecraft was dumb.
A niece showed me Fortnite. She was playing some stewardess simulation. I asked her at what point were we going to seize control of the aircraft and make it land somewhere without an extradition treaty. And she seemed flummoxed.
There was no adventure of any sort, like it was tailor-made for lobotomized people.
I thought Minecraft was dumb.
A niece showed me Fortnite. She was playing some stewardess simulation. I asked her at what point were we going to seize control of the aircraft and make it land somewhere without an extradition treaty. And she seemed flummoxed.
There was no adventure of any sort, like it was tailor-made for lobotomized people.
Posted by: What happened to good old violence? at February 07, 2024 04:28 PM (UMHqX)
188
In the past - under competent leadership - they would arrange a gentlemen's agreement to keep both invalids off the vote -- "You keep your guy out, and we keep our guy out so neither one has to risk their health." Otherwise, delay the vote.
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There's an actual Parliamentary rule for that. I've forgotten what it's called though.
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There's an actual Parliamentary rule for that. I've forgotten what it's called though.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 04:29 PM (2yu8s)
189
This is all an elaborate ruse to file criminal charges against the corpse of Ronald Reagan for involvement in the Iran Contra Affair.
Posted by: Orson at February 07, 2024 04:29 PM (dIske)
190
This redhead in her underwear doesn't understand all the details, but is pretty sure that "Operation Get Trump" is still running at full steam:
http://tiny.cc/y8bpwz
http://tiny.cc/y8bpwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:29 PM (yjAVs)
191
They should've hired a liberal chick as president. There are a number of them who are out of work just now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Strange, that. You'd think that in this economy, the prostitution industry would be thriving.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Strange, that. You'd think that in this economy, the prostitution industry would be thriving.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:29 PM (9yWhg)
192
I guess under Biden I only should be pissed about one thing at a time?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (HlyYF)
The secret is stay angry all the time.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:27 PM (HlyYF)
The secret is stay angry all the time.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2024 04:29 PM (ASVTS)
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190 This redhead in her underwear doesn't understand all the details, but is pretty sure that "Operation Get Trump" is still running at full steam:
http://tiny.cc/y8bpwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:29 PM (yjAVs)
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Is using flowers to cover the rancid fish smell.
2/10
Would not bang.
http://tiny.cc/y8bpwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:29 PM (yjAVs)
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Is using flowers to cover the rancid fish smell.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)
194
Lol
DEIsney+ lost 400k subscribers in North America, 1m subscribers overall, NOT including the Hotstar portion of their shit.
Earnings call starting imminently.
DEIsney+ lost 400k subscribers in North America, 1m subscribers overall, NOT including the Hotstar portion of their shit.
Earnings call starting imminently.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2024 04:30 PM (ufFY8)
195
The House would have to impeach first. The Senate can't go first. The Constitution has provisions for messy elections .. it all goes to the House (the Senate gets no say). The House votes with one vote per state.
Posted by: SMOD
Right. Like the House has to pass spending bills first and DC isn't a unConstitutional ball of shit. Welcome to 2024, amigo. We're all glad you recovered from your coma. The 49's and the Chiefs are in the Superbowl again.
Posted by: SMOD
Right. Like the House has to pass spending bills first and DC isn't a unConstitutional ball of shit. Welcome to 2024, amigo. We're all glad you recovered from your coma. The 49's and the Chiefs are in the Superbowl again.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 04:30 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:30 PM (LkLld)
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http://tiny.cc/y8bpwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Joe, you've been killing it with the fine redheads lately. Well done!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Joe, you've been killing it with the fine redheads lately. Well done!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:31 PM (9yWhg)
198
Is using flowers to cover the rancid fish smell.
They have wipes for that kind of thing you know.
And if you buy them in bulk you can get quite the discount
They have wipes for that kind of thing you know.
And if you buy them in bulk you can get quite the discount
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 07, 2024 04:31 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 07, 2024 04:31 PM (ufFY8)
200
Ed O’ Neill giving back a bogus degree to a state university… devastating news, just devastating!!! Guess he showed… whoever, something… didn’t he?? Bullshit worthy of our Media Driven times.
Posted by: tubal at February 07, 2024 04:31 PM (PCK5/)
201
To scienc-ify you morons, flowers are the sex organs of plants. So she's signalling she has a flower over her undies and under them!
Posted by: Some Scientist at February 07, 2024 04:32 PM (ibTVg)
202
... The House would have to impeach first. The Senate can't go first. The Constitution has provisions for messy elections .. it all goes to the House (the Senate gets no say). The House votes with one vote per state.
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:25 PM (RHGPo)
So everyone DOES have to vote for the R in their state house elections...b/c every R will matter...
Please primary out Crenshaw, TX...
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:25 PM (RHGPo)
So everyone DOES have to vote for the R in their state house elections...b/c every R will matter...
Please primary out Crenshaw, TX...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 04:32 PM (exHjb)
203
Fortnite.
I thought Minecraft was dumb.
Minecraft was great. Digital Legos, and you could also be attacked by exploding zombies and giant spiders.
I thought Minecraft was dumb.
Minecraft was great. Digital Legos, and you could also be attacked by exploding zombies and giant spiders.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 04:32 PM (2ocoG)
204
159 I have a 2022 vehicle and I can't find where to refill either the blinker fluid or the gender fluid. Why are the Republicans doing this to my country?
Posted by: Karen CheChe at February 07, 2024 04:22 PM (nIvob)
Great video where Dad pranks daughters to buy blinker fluid at auto parts store.
http://tinyurl.com/ydmmxj36
https://youtu.be/kyrYconLiYY?si=tzSw00oGUn2v28TE
Posted by: Karen CheChe at February 07, 2024 04:22 PM (nIvob)
Great video where Dad pranks daughters to buy blinker fluid at auto parts store.
http://tinyurl.com/ydmmxj36
https://youtu.be/kyrYconLiYY?si=tzSw00oGUn2v28TE
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 07, 2024 04:32 PM (fP9ZL)
205
The Party is sclerotic. They are good at only two things:
1. Abusing the populace
2. Fighting intra-Party factional conflicts
They're bad at everything else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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After the Berlin Wall fell, the GOP, like NATO, had no purpose. GHWB tried to make the US into Cop of the World as a replacement mission and that sent us to the poorhouse along with the Invite the World border policies. GOP officials know people do not support massive budget cuts unless all the sweet grift is cut first. Their donors refuse to have their sweet grift cut and want the populace to have its bennies cut massively. Stalemate. Same on foreign policy--donors vs. electorate. Electorate wants peace, donors--permanent war. Stalemate.
Running on how bad the Dems screw up is about the only thing left for GOP as a party to run on.
1. Abusing the populace
2. Fighting intra-Party factional conflicts
They're bad at everything else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------
After the Berlin Wall fell, the GOP, like NATO, had no purpose. GHWB tried to make the US into Cop of the World as a replacement mission and that sent us to the poorhouse along with the Invite the World border policies. GOP officials know people do not support massive budget cuts unless all the sweet grift is cut first. Their donors refuse to have their sweet grift cut and want the populace to have its bennies cut massively. Stalemate. Same on foreign policy--donors vs. electorate. Electorate wants peace, donors--permanent war. Stalemate.
Running on how bad the Dems screw up is about the only thing left for GOP as a party to run on.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:32 PM (ysVwb)
206
Are the democrat's out of fat, illiterate black gals on their "judges" or DA rosters who have nothing better to do than charge President Trump with this or that fake ass shit yet...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2024 04:33 PM (R/m4+)
207
"Notably, in a footnote at the end of the decision, the panel declines look at the merits of the threshold challenge
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That part is utterly insane.
In absolutely every opinion every written where jurisdiction is even in the slightest challenged-- and a challenge to jurisdiction can be raised at any time at any level of appeal because jurisdiction is The Threshold question for the court to decide-- the court always, always, always must address that.
If they don't, everything they write could be void as they never had jurisdiction to decide the questions.
In fact, it's fundamentally unconstitutional for a court to render a decision without confirming it has jurisdiction.
What they wrote is an advisory opinion that is so far outside the Constitution only blind hate of Trump would see it as valid.
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That part is utterly insane.
In absolutely every opinion every written where jurisdiction is even in the slightest challenged-- and a challenge to jurisdiction can be raised at any time at any level of appeal because jurisdiction is The Threshold question for the court to decide-- the court always, always, always must address that.
If they don't, everything they write could be void as they never had jurisdiction to decide the questions.
In fact, it's fundamentally unconstitutional for a court to render a decision without confirming it has jurisdiction.
What they wrote is an advisory opinion that is so far outside the Constitution only blind hate of Trump would see it as valid.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 07, 2024 04:33 PM (cSaKW)
208
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Mannix Babe: "Gee, I'm really glad that creepy TJM guy doesn't wanna bang me. Word on the street is, all of his conversation afterward consists of talking about something called 'Prometheus.'"
-- Mannix Babe
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Mannix Babe: "Gee, I'm really glad that creepy TJM guy doesn't wanna bang me. Word on the street is, all of his conversation afterward consists of talking about something called 'Prometheus.'"
-- Mannix Babe
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:33 PM (9yWhg)
209
You know who else was an agent of chaos?
Posted by: JackStraw
Well, Cloward and Piven, for starters.
Posted by: JackStraw
Well, Cloward and Piven, for starters.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:33 PM (ysVwb)
210
If it wasn't for a young Christina Applegate, Ed O'neil would be working Night Security at a warehouse in Ohio and being overpaid for his time.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 04:33 PM (mJHFD)
211
DEIsney+ lost 400k subscribers in North America, 1m subscribers overall, NOT including the Hotstar portion of their shit.
I saw that they only lost like $350 million on Disney Minus instead of a full billion like last year.
I saw that they only lost like $350 million on Disney Minus instead of a full billion like last year.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 04:34 PM (2ocoG)
212
two FBI agents shoot him, on camera. And then all elections are canceled and Biden declares martial law.
Posted by: Tom Servo
-------
The problem with corrupt government is that no one wants to fight and die for them and that spreads to its employees and armed forces.
===
The FBI agents are Peter Strzok and Andrew McCabe true believers. There are also lots of general mileys and col bearclaws.
Posted by: Tom Servo
-------
The problem with corrupt government is that no one wants to fight and die for them and that spreads to its employees and armed forces.
===
The FBI agents are Peter Strzok and Andrew McCabe true believers. There are also lots of general mileys and col bearclaws.
Posted by: Thesis, Antithesis, Synthesis at February 07, 2024 04:34 PM (kQOAV)
213
Mannix Babe: "Gee, I'm really glad that creepy TJM guy doesn't wanna bang me. Word on the street is, all of his conversation afterward consists of talking about something called 'Prometheus.'"
TJM is TAKEN...in fact...he's having MY baby
TJM is TAKEN...in fact...he's having MY baby
Posted by: Some Aliens Alien at February 07, 2024 04:34 PM (ibTVg)
214
This redhead in her underwear doesn't understand all the details, but is pretty sure that "Operation Get Trump" is still running at full steam:
http://tiny.cc/y8bpwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......
She's so white it's gotta be racist.
http://tiny.cc/y8bpwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......
She's so white it's gotta be racist.
Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 04:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 04:34 PM (1bNHn)
216
194 Lol
DEIsney+ lost 400k subscribers in North America, 1m subscribers overall, NOT including the Hotstar portion of their shit.
Earnings call starting imminently.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2024 04:30 PM (ufFY
=======
"All is well!"
-Bob Iger
DEIsney+ lost 400k subscribers in North America, 1m subscribers overall, NOT including the Hotstar portion of their shit.
Earnings call starting imminently.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2024 04:30 PM (ufFY
=======
"All is well!"
-Bob Iger
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)
217
ABC’s Modern Family actor Ed O’Neill says he plans to give back his honorary doctorate degree to Youngstown State University in protest of the school hiring former Republican congressman Bill Johnson as its new president.
Posted by: None of the above candidates
Meh. It's not like he earned it. Whatever dummy.
Anyway, Youngstown State has enough problems with, you know, being located in Youngstown.
Posted by: None of the above candidates
Meh. It's not like he earned it. Whatever dummy.
Anyway, Youngstown State has enough problems with, you know, being located in Youngstown.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 07, 2024 04:35 PM (sAmhv)
218
In fact, it's fundamentally unconstitutional for a court to render a decision without confirming it has jurisdiction.
What they wrote is an advisory opinion that is so far outside the Constitution only blind hate of Trump would see it as valid.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
I don't comment much on legal stuff anymore because essentially Democrats as judges argue because they have the position--then whatever they do is lawful and necessary. Legal Positivism on steroids.
What they wrote is an advisory opinion that is so far outside the Constitution only blind hate of Trump would see it as valid.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
I don't comment much on legal stuff anymore because essentially Democrats as judges argue because they have the position--then whatever they do is lawful and necessary. Legal Positivism on steroids.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:35 PM (ysVwb)
219
Good thing I've never wasted one moment of my life watching that shit TV show, then.
Al Bundy is a hero. Ed O'Neill is not. He is such a good actor, no one really likely knew he was a libtard piece of shit till now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Funny to consider that he and David Faustino weren't invited to lesbian Married With Children cast mate Amanda Bearse's wedding because she thought they'd just laugh and make jokes the whole time.
Al Bundy is a hero. Ed O'Neill is not. He is such a good actor, no one really likely knew he was a libtard piece of shit till now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Funny to consider that he and David Faustino weren't invited to lesbian Married With Children cast mate Amanda Bearse's wedding because she thought they'd just laugh and make jokes the whole time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 04:35 PM (KbCG3)
220
Once Trump delays this until the summer, then the DOJ policy says -- unless the DOJ suddenly discovers a Special Exception -- that the trial must be delayed until after the election. The Very Special Counsel Jack Smith is a DOJ appointee and presumably bound by their "policies."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:47 PM
To quote the great politician Homer J. Simpson:
"Yeah, that was just a lie."
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:47 PM
To quote the great politician Homer J. Simpson:
"Yeah, that was just a lie."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 07, 2024 04:36 PM (JMAcK)
221
If it wasn't for a young Christina Applegate, Ed O'neil would be working Night Security at a warehouse in Ohio and being overpaid for his time.
Posted by: garrett
Katie Segal was nothing to sneeze at, either.
Posted by: garrett
Katie Segal was nothing to sneeze at, either.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:36 PM (9yWhg)
222
"All is well!"
-Bob (Baghdad) Iger
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 04:34 PM
FIFY
-Bob (Baghdad) Iger
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 04:34 PM
FIFY
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:36 PM (HlyYF)
223
Right. Like the House has to pass spending bills first and DC isn't a unConstitutional ball of shit.
______
Too bad Johnson didn't lead with that when discussing the 'Border Security' bill, i.e. - This is dead on arrival because it's unconstitutional, spending bills have to originate in the house. Why is the Senate wasting everybody's time with this? Not that it maters, being unconstitutional and all, but here is absolutely nothing in the bill that improves border security, in fact, it does the opposite
______
Too bad Johnson didn't lead with that when discussing the 'Border Security' bill, i.e. - This is dead on arrival because it's unconstitutional, spending bills have to originate in the house. Why is the Senate wasting everybody's time with this? Not that it maters, being unconstitutional and all, but here is absolutely nothing in the bill that improves border security, in fact, it does the opposite
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 07, 2024 04:36 PM (1I1Tb)
224
Very nice Mannix girl. The kind you date and marry.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:36 PM (YofvK)
225
Bob Iger talking now.
LOL
ESPN going direct to consumer in the fall.
Fall of 2025, standalone subscriber thing.
Nick Sabin is an anchor.
Moana movie.
Epic Games stake.
Dividend.
Stock buyback
Taylor Swift movie is EXCLUSIVELY on D+
LMFAO
LOL
ESPN going direct to consumer in the fall.
Fall of 2025, standalone subscriber thing.
Nick Sabin is an anchor.
Moana movie.
Epic Games stake.
Dividend.
Stock buyback
Taylor Swift movie is EXCLUSIVELY on D+
LMFAO
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2024 04:37 PM (ufFY8)
226
The FBI agents are Peter Strzok and Andrew McCabe true believers. There are also lots of general mileys and col bearclaws.
Posted by: Thesis, Antithesis
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None of them are actually tip of the spear types--they are bureaucrats and commissars only fit to shoot unresistant people in the back of the head.
Posted by: Thesis, Antithesis
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None of them are actually tip of the spear types--they are bureaucrats and commissars only fit to shoot unresistant people in the back of the head.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:37 PM (ysVwb)
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I say, Jeeves. I don't like the sound of these Biden Brown-Shorts at all!
Posted by: Bertie Wooster at February 07, 2024 04:38 PM (2yu8s)
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Funny to consider that he and David Faustino weren't invited to lesbian Married With Children cast mate Amanda Bearse's wedding because she thought they'd just laugh and make jokes the whole time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 04:35 PM
Is there a single lesbian on the planet that can take a joke?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 04:35 PM
Is there a single lesbian on the planet that can take a joke?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:38 PM (HlyYF)
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The FBI has the guy that kept losing his gun and whatever group they have that pretends to be White Supremacists.
The gun guy has proven he can and will murder people given the opportunity so...
The gun guy has proven he can and will murder people given the opportunity so...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (AcWfM)
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Katie Segal was nothing to sneeze at, either.
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There was a domestic murder case in Ontario sparked by whether Kelly or Peggy was hotter.
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There was a domestic murder case in Ontario sparked by whether Kelly or Peggy was hotter.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (2yu8s)
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Amanda Bearse was cute, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (9yWhg)
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Is there a single lesbian on the planet that can take a joke?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:38 PM (HlyYF)
Can't take a penis, can't take a joke.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:38 PM (HlyYF)
Can't take a penis, can't take a joke.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (ufFY8)
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Lesbian wedding… the words as they are arranged make no sense…
Posted by: tubal at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (2ocoG)
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Trump will have a huge personal incentive to win.
However, think about Trump Russia, Biden Bribery, etc.
I bet this election is 80% Biden just because we have seen how ruthless and willing to break the law the Dems are.
Which is depressing
However, think about Trump Russia, Biden Bribery, etc.
I bet this election is 80% Biden just because we have seen how ruthless and willing to break the law the Dems are.
Which is depressing
Posted by: Harun at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (HoG9u)
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The problem with corrupt government is that no one wants to fight and die for them and that spreads to its employees and armed forces.
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The FBI agents are Peter Strzok and Andrew McCabe true believers. There are also lots of general mileys and col bearclaws.
Posted by: Thesis, Antithesis, Synthesis
Not enough that would want to put down a true armed insurrection.
Hello Eagle Pass!
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The FBI agents are Peter Strzok and Andrew McCabe true believers. There are also lots of general mileys and col bearclaws.
Posted by: Thesis, Antithesis, Synthesis
Not enough that would want to put down a true armed insurrection.
Hello Eagle Pass!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (KNxm9)
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NOOD thug life.
Posted by: mikeski at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (DgGvY)
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>>Is there a single lesbian on the planet that can take a joke?
Yeah. One of my best friends is a lipstick lesbian and she and her GF are totally cool with all things humorous.
Their friends, on the other hand...
Yeah. One of my best friends is a lipstick lesbian and she and her GF are totally cool with all things humorous.
Their friends, on the other hand...
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (mJHFD)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM (nIvob)
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228 Funny to consider that he and David Faustino weren't invited to lesbian Married With Children cast mate Amanda Bearse's wedding because she thought they'd just laugh and make jokes the whole time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 04:35 PM
Is there a single lesbian on the planet that can take a joke?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:38 PM (HlyYF)
I'm sorry. Are you suggesting that they suffer actual, literal violence just so you can get some jollies?! Harrumph.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 04:35 PM
Is there a single lesbian on the planet that can take a joke?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:38 PM (HlyYF)
I'm sorry. Are you suggesting that they suffer actual, literal violence just so you can get some jollies?! Harrumph.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 04:40 PM (KbCG3)
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This redhead in her underwear doesn't understand all the details, but is pretty sure that "Operation Get Trump" is still running at full steam:
http://tiny.cc/y8bpwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:29 PM (yjAVs)
Gosh, she's purdy. Yup. All that screen door stuff.
http://tiny.cc/y8bpwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:29 PM (yjAVs)
Gosh, she's purdy. Yup. All that screen door stuff.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 04:40 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 04:40 PM (YofvK)
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Running on how bad the Dems screw up is about the only thing left for GOP as a party to run on.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:32 PM (ysVwb)
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And even that is half-hearted, because the GOP is on the same team anyway.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:32 PM (ysVwb)
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And even that is half-hearted, because the GOP is on the same team anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 04:40 PM (yjAVs)
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2024 04:40 PM (mJHFD)
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Is there a single lesbian on the planet that can take a joke?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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If you think you are oppressed then no. People that consider that part of their identity project their hatred humor at others deemed as oppressive, not self humor.
Only the confident poke fun at themselves.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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If you think you are oppressed then no. People that consider that part of their identity project their hatred humor at others deemed as oppressive, not self humor.
Only the confident poke fun at themselves.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:40 PM (ysVwb)
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Who throws the garter at a lesbian wedding? And do they throw it other lesbos instead of guys?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:40 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 04:41 PM (LkLld)
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Turley is wrong. The court made special rules for Trump and lowered his 135 days to 6. The case goes back to trial unless Trump appeals for the Supreme Court intervenes.
Of course, Andy McCarthy finds nothing unusual here.
Of course, Andy McCarthy finds nothing unusual here.
Posted by: MikeN at February 07, 2024 04:41 PM (XygMV)
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229 The FBI has the guy that kept losing his gun and whatever group they have that pretends to be White Supremacists.
The gun guy has proven he can and will murder people given the opportunity so...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM
Agree about Byrd, but he is Capitol Police.
There are also still pics of him on J6 covering the other officers with his barrel while his finger was on the trigger and he had a stack of loose folders in the crook of his left arm.
Dude needs a pink slip, not a promotion.
The gun guy has proven he can and will murder people given the opportunity so...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2024 04:39 PM
Agree about Byrd, but he is Capitol Police.
There are also still pics of him on J6 covering the other officers with his barrel while his finger was on the trigger and he had a stack of loose folders in the crook of his left arm.
Dude needs a pink slip, not a promotion.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 04:42 PM (HlyYF)
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And even that is half-hearted, because the GOP is on the same team anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Pretty much on the national level and they use the mantra "That is not who were are" to cover their cowardice and complicity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Pretty much on the national level and they use the mantra "That is not who were are" to cover their cowardice and complicity.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:42 PM (ysVwb)
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248 >>Well, Cloward and Piven, for starters.
http://tinyurl.com/5724cerf
Posted by: JackStraw
Arguably, the death toll in DC might be less if the Joker ran the place. Joker running amuck on Capitol Hill and K Street would be most humorous.
http://tinyurl.com/5724cerf
Posted by: JackStraw
Arguably, the death toll in DC might be less if the Joker ran the place. Joker running amuck on Capitol Hill and K Street would be most humorous.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:43 PM (ysVwb)
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Weird bowlegged chick with the abs is back.
Posted by: wth
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That is so freaking unattractive.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
U.S. Army cadence. - Bowlegged woman in a Coupe De'ville.
Betcha some blinker fluid that it is verbotten now, though.
Posted by: wth
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That is so freaking unattractive.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
U.S. Army cadence. - Bowlegged woman in a Coupe De'ville.
Betcha some blinker fluid that it is verbotten now, though.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 07, 2024 04:47 PM (MsrgL)
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164
‘’ And then all elections are canceled and Biden declares martial law
I prefer imagining scenarios where we win. Like Trump has already talked to friendly US Marshals and other law enforcement. He seizes the Justice Department and FBI and arrests all the leaders. They are kept in solitary until a military tribunal hears their case.
‘’ And then all elections are canceled and Biden declares martial law
I prefer imagining scenarios where we win. Like Trump has already talked to friendly US Marshals and other law enforcement. He seizes the Justice Department and FBI and arrests all the leaders. They are kept in solitary until a military tribunal hears their case.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 07, 2024 04:52 PM (jbnUc)
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I think the junta, and the power brokers behind it have quite a few ops they could unleash to prevent Trump from taking office. Assuming they think he would. Not all necessarily unleash violence, but I think patience is wearing thin with some on the left about forcing some sort of "resolution" sooner rather than later.
Their so-called well laid plans are apparently not so well laid.
Unlike that girl I dated in high school.
Their so-called well laid plans are apparently not so well laid.
Unlike that girl I dated in high school.
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