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Axios: Biden's Obsessed With "Morning Joe" (and Joe Scarborough Fellates Him On Camera Every Morning)

This is from a few days ago, but I just heard about it from Megyn Kelly.

People attempting to lobby the White House vie to appear on Morning Joe in the 7 o'clock hour, just so they can broadcast their message to one elderly demented easily-mesmerized codger.

When White House aides appear on MSNBC's "Morning Joe," they're often booked between 7 and 7:40 a.m. ET. That's so they'll reach one crucial and loyal viewer: President Biden.

Why it matters: Biden's years-long love of MSNBC's staple morning show affects how the White House runs -- and who Biden listens to.

Zoom in: The president often calls co-host Joe Scarborough -- a former Republican congressman who's now a harsh critic of Donald Trump -- to get Scarborough's take on issues and sometimes vent about media coverage, according to people familiar with the relationship.

During the day, Biden has long asked his staff whether they saw a story, a poll, or a segment that had been on the show. He's included show regulars in off-the-record conversations with policy experts.

Biden pays particular attention to -- and has consulted with -- "Morning Joe" regulars such as longtime reporter Mike Barnicle, foreign policy expert Richard Haass and historian Jon Meacham, who has assisted on several Biden speeches.

Vice President Kamala Harris watches "Morning Joe," too: She and Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff hosted a dinner last month at the vice presidential residence for Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, his co-host and wife.

Aides have noted that Harris also tunes into Fox News, and occasionally watches "The Five."

Some aides have felt that Fox News' relentlessly negative coverage -- first casting her as Biden's all-powerful puppeteer, then later portraying her as incompetent -- can drive Harris to distraction.

"It got in her head and caused high anxiety because they were constantly hammering her," one former Harris aide told Axios.

Ummm, they literally never portray her as "Biden's all-powerful puppeteer." They always depict her as incompetent. That's all anyone every depicts her as.

This is absurd. This is like a very ugly woman complaining that sometimes people deride her as ugly, and sometimes deride her as too beautiful to be tolerated.

Um, no. You're inventing invisible people saying made-up things in your head, Fuggles.


Between the lines: Because Biden watches "Morning Joe" so often, most of his top aides watch or track the show to anticipate potential questions from him.

Don't worry, though -- Biden samples a wide spectrum of political commentary every day.

Biden is a big cable news consumer: If "Morning Joe" is his favorite show, his second favorite is probably "Fareed Zakaria GPS" on CNN each Sunday.

...

Aides say Biden respects these voices on cable TV, and loves when they applaud his actions.

Oh, the old demented men applauds when his TV Friends say nice things about him?


Boy that Trump, what a dangerous narcissist.

Below, Joe Scarborough is determined to preserve his place as Top Presfluencer, absurdly praising Joe Biden every five seconds.


Bonus:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:40 PM




Comments

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1 Morning Joe is Biden's Gorilla Channel?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 02:40 PM (GYIa4)

2 I let errybody know.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 02:41 PM (GYIa4)

3
You know who else wanted the press to admire him?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 02:42 PM (nIvob)

4 People attempting to lobby the White House vie to appear on Morning Joe in the 7 o'clock hour, just so they can broadcast their message to one elderly demented easily-mesmerized codger.
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This doesn't make sense. I mean, Scarborough is a Republican!!!!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:43 PM (yjAVs)

5 Not saying' that when I say "Joe & Ho" I have to specify which, but...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at February 07, 2024 02:43 PM (OUMaO)

6 Whoever it is who writes in that Axios style "why it matters," "zoom in," deserves to have their fingers broken. All of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 02:43 PM (GQ36l)

7 The traditional end of a major court influencer who is outside the entrenched power structure is, well, similar to Rasputin's

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2024 02:44 PM (D7oie)

8 Biden pays particular attention to -- and has consulted with -- "Morning Joe" regulars such as longtime reporter Mike Barnicle, foreign policy expert Richard Haass and historian Jon Meacham, who has assisted on several Biden speeches.
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Does Axios know how insane and stupid this makes Biden look? That the president apparently depends on *one* particular news broadcast is very bad no matter which one it is. It's particularly bad if that broadcast happens to be "Morning Joe."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:44 PM (yjAVs)

9 Joe should appear on Dancing With the Stars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 07, 2024 02:44 PM (FVME7)

10 Zoom in:
...
Between the lines:


Breaker, breaker:
Fox Two:
Use the Force:
Take the cannoli:

Posted by: spindrift at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM (MqhXY)

11 Gorilla Channel > Morning Joe

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM (cf/0E)

12 Was it actually Joe Biden who murdered that intern?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM (O9EMC)

13 To he fair, there's not a lot of difference between Fareed Zakaria and the programming on the Gorilla channel.

Posted by: Punching down?? (Sarc) at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM (FsnN+)

14 A genie comes to you and says that he will replace Morning Joe with the death of an English king.

Which English king do you choose?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

15 What is the BBC's 'Feminist Manifesto' trying to say other than this is the noise the BBC hear whenever a woman talks about rights.

Gotta respect the chick in the back looking at her sheet music while making monkey noises. Professionalism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM (GYIa4)

16 That being said, this is all bullshit. All of it.

Biden doesn't "tune in" to anything. His brain takes him on decades long adventures, between the past and present, and when he's IN the present, he will momentarily lapse into Bidenspeak, which is why you can put him on camera for a few minutes at a time.

Otherwise, he's "thinking" about ice cream, and shitting himself, and touching small children in inappropriate ways.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM (GQ36l)

17 This is absurd. This is like a very ugly woman complaining that sometimes people deride her as ugly, and sometimes deride her as too beautiful to be tolerated.

Um, no. You're inventing invisible people saying made-up things in your head, Fuggles.

++++
Ace, inventing non-existent enemies and fabricating things out of whole cloth is central to our current society. It's the coin of the realm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM (yjAVs)

18 As if Scarborough's cranium isn't big enough as it is.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 07, 2024 02:46 PM (m2qqu)

19 Beaten to it by a drunken 🐔

Posted by: Punching down?? (Sarc) at February 07, 2024 02:46 PM (FsnN+)

20 Joe should appear on Dancing With the Stars.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 07, 2024 02:44 PM (FVME7)


The female professional dancers are all too old.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 02:46 PM (GYIa4)

21 "Joe Scarborough is a conservative Republican, and it shows that Joe Biden is more concerned with reaching across the aisle and governing fairly than anything else."
-DU, 98.3% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

22 Biden is a big cable news consumer: If "Morning Joe" is his favorite show, his second favorite is probably "Fareed Zakaria GPS" on CNN each Sunday.
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So if Biden loves these guys so much and the staff have to remain abreast of what the cable news droolers are saying, how many people is that? A dozen, maybe 20?

I ask only because 20 people is not quite significant, but it's also not a terribly trivial portion of CNN's Sunday viewership.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:47 PM (yjAVs)

23 Was it actually Joe Biden who murdered that intern?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM (O9EMC)

No, Biden's murdered other interns, but not that one.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 02:47 PM (GQ36l)

24 I thought Fani was the one being constantly pounded??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 02:47 PM (2yu8s)

25 So we are supposed to believe he is awake and watching tv by 7:00 am? Not sure I believe that.

Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2024 02:47 PM (QExSK)

26
Which English king do you choose
===
There is only one possible answer today. But you know that don't you....

Posted by: Behave! at February 07, 2024 02:47 PM (FsnN+)

27 Oh, the old demented men applauds when his TV Friends say nice things about him?
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I can't think of anything that screams "befuddled old man" more than, "those newsmen are talkin' 'bout me and like me! I'm the greatest!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:48 PM (yjAVs)

28 "Joe Scarborough is a conservative Republican, and it shows that Joe Biden is more concerned with reaching across the aisle and governing fairly than anything else."
-DU, 98.3% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

BIPARTISAN!!

To save "our democracy."

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 02:48 PM (GQ36l)

29 Sundowner loves the admiration that's for sure.He dreamed of it his whole life.
Wish rat fker would stroke out every day

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2024 02:48 PM (fwDg9)

30 Biden is a big cable news consumer: If "Morning Joe" is his favorite show, his second favorite is probably


The Northern Toilet Tissue Bears.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 02:48 PM (KNxm9)

31 Below, Joe Scarborough is determined to preserve his place as Top Presfluencer, absurdly praising Joe Biden every five seconds.
++++
Presfluencer?

I understand the derivation, but I don't know why it exists. "Whore" is a perfectly good word.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:48 PM (yjAVs)

32 I've heard a lot of stupid stuff on FOX but have never once heard a single person on there say they thought Kamala could figure out which end of a puppet to stick her foot in.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 07, 2024 02:49 PM (GtrOj)

33 >>>Breaker, breaker:
Fox Two:
Use the Force:
Take the cannoli:

Posted by: spindrift

haha.

I did a parody a month back where I had a section titled "Enhance... Enhance... Enhance."

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2024 02:49 PM (KRtlO)

34 Biden doesn't "tune in" to anything. His brain takes him on decades long adventures, between the past and present...
Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM (GQ36l)


And, in every one of these adventures, Beau dies in a new manner. Probably says something about Joe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 02:49 PM (GYIa4)

35 So we are supposed to believe he is awake and watching tv by 7:00 am? Not sure I believe that.
Posted by: bluebell at February 07, 2024


***
It's possible. Especially if he has a long nap every afternoon. The surprising thing to me is that he is said actually to pay attention to the show, not just to watch the images flicker around.

We'd be better off if he watched reruns of "Pinky and the Brain" or Animaniacs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (J2vNu)

36 Willowed, just because I am so mad at these bastards I had to post it twice!

312 I even had to ask my wife, why would someone pay $350k for a steer? It's not like you can breed him like a champion horse with stud fees.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 02:26 PM


WE can make him a good birthing cow!

-- Demonic Butchers at the Trans Your Children Clinic

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (HlyYF)

37 A genie comes to you and says that he will replace Morning Joe with the death of an English king.

Which English king do you choose?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM


I'm advised that math is frowned upon on this Smarte Military Bloge, but forsooth, since there is only one English King alive, in the end, there could be only one.

Posted by: zombie Elizabeth I at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)

38 What is the BBC's 'Feminist Manifesto' trying to say other than this is the noise the BBC hear whenever a woman talks about rights.
++++
This is an old clip. I think I saw it pre-2020, IIRC (or one very much like it). The "women shrieking in a darkened room" thing was hip for a while. It's expressive and relates the torment of women in a world of oppression or some shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (yjAVs)

39 24 I thought Fani was the one being constantly pounded??

Take a load , Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load , Fanny
And (And, and)
Get up off your knees

Posted by: Taggart at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (og5mY)

40 >>>I thought Fani was the one being constantly pounded??

Even God takes a day off, cuz.

Posted by: Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq. at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (KRtlO)

41 That "Feminist Manifesto" was something. At least a few of the ladies were moderately attractive, and not the usual fat fugly farm animals you'd expect to see doing these sorts of screaming-at-the-sky tantrums.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

42 He used to watch Sesame Street, but he was having a hard time keeping up.

Posted by: Wally at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (hqVaF)

43 Doh! Meant "hammered".

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (2yu8s)

44 38 What is the BBC's 'Feminist Manifesto' trying to say other than this is the noise the BBC hear whenever a woman talks about rights.
++++
This is an old clip. I think I saw it pre-2020, IIRC (or one very much like it). The "women shrieking in a darkened room" thing was hip for a while. It's expressive and relates the torment of women in a world of oppression or some shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (yjAVs)

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Yeah, but what are their vaginas saying?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

45 I wonder if people who read Axios seriously understand that everything Axios writes and its structure is clearly designed for communicating with retarded people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (yjAVs)

46 Below, Joe Scarborough is determined to preserve his place as Top Presfluencer, absurdly praising Joe Biden every five seconds.
++++
Presfluencer?

I understand the derivation, but I don't know why it exists. "Whore" is a perfectly good word.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:48 PM (yjAVs)

I thought pressfluffer would be better.

Posted by: Van Dyke Brown at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (MNhXM)

47 Used to scrape barnacles off the hull of my boat.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (Ui1jv)

48 >>>So we are supposed to believe he is awake and watching tv by 7:00 am? Not sure I believe that.
Posted by: bluebell

Up by 6, asleep by 4, Jack!

Posted by: The Unconsensual Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (KRtlO)

49 45 I wonder if people who read Axios seriously understand that everything Axios writes and its structure is clearly designed for communicating with retarded people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (yjAVs)

=======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

50 Hey Mika your husband is two timing you with the President. Come to think of it you're probably good with that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (Mw26n)

51 Below, Joe Scarborough is determined to preserve his place as Top Presfluencer, absurdly praising Joe Biden every five seconds.
++++
Presfluencer?

I understand the derivation, but I don't know why it exists. "Whore" is a perfectly good word.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:48 PM (yjAVs)

It gives me some amount of pleasure, knowing every word that comes out of Scarborough's mouth was put in there by people who have told him if he doesn't do what they say, they'll release the truth of the dead intern.

And then that pinch faced harpy wife of his, sitting right next to him. She has to do it too... I love knowing those two probably hate each other more than the Clintons hate each other... and themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GQ36l)

52 Yeah, but what are their vaginas saying?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
++++
"Please, please, won't somebody dust in here and clear out the cobwebs? Seriously! Please! This is hell!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (yjAVs)

53 I'm going to call him "The Nonconsensual Joe Biden" from here on out.

Posted by: ace at February 07, 2024 02:52 PM (KRtlO)

54 It gives me some amount of pleasure, knowing every word that comes out of Scarborough's mouth was put in there by people who have told him if he doesn't do what they say, they'll release the truth of the dead intern.

And then that pinch faced harpy wife of his, sitting right next to him. She has to do it too... I love knowing those two probably hate each other more than the Clintons hate each other... and themselves.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GQ36l)
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LOL. I hope you're right. If nothing else, you live a rich fantasy life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:52 PM (yjAVs)

55
Why it matters: A concerted disinformation campaign about the nearly non-exist inflation concerns of those with high credit balances and tapped out cash reserves threatens the inevitability of towering progress in a Biden second term when migrants begin to prove their forte in the workplace.

Posted by: Axios at February 07, 2024 02:52 PM (nIvob)

56 a former Republican

If that's not followed by Known Moron or Axe-Murderer at large you know they're a squish.

Posted by: DaveA at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (FhXTo)

57 44 38 What is the BBC's 'Feminist Manifesto' trying to say other than this is the noise the BBC hear whenever a woman talks about rights.
++++
This is an old clip. I think I saw it pre-2020, IIRC (or one very much like it). The "women shrieking in a darkened room" thing was hip for a while. It's expressive and relates the torment of women in a world of oppression or some shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (yjAVs)

=======

Yeah, but what are their vaginas saying?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
_________________

"I wish I was a penis"

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

58 That feminist manifesto is the reason so many of today's young men identify as gay.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (BdMk6)

59 11 Gorilla Channel > Morning Joe

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM


The "on camera" talent in the former is certainly more intelligent!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (HlyYF)

60 WE can make him a good birthing cow!

-- Demonic Butchers at the Trans Your Children Clinic
Posted by: Pillage Idiot


I read the story. Same guy won last year's auction spending $440,000 on the 2022 grand champion steer.

So he paid $750,000 plus on two steers that he can't even breed. SMFH.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (KNxm9)

61 I'd love to know what Scarborough got paid to flip. This clown used to whine that he was a conservative Republican from the Redneck Rivera and now he claims to be as far left as Mao. Kind of a strange evolution.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (LkLld)

62 He used to watch Sesame Street, but he was having a hard time keeping up.
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Especially the Counting.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (2yu8s)

63 I wonder if people who read Axios seriously understand that everything Axios writes and its structure is clearly designed for communicating with retarded people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (yjAVs)

What the heck is that supposed to mean???

Posted by: Tay Tay and The Enn Eff Ell at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (GQ36l)

64 The newsreader with the black hair and red sujit sounds lmore like Tracey Ullman doing a comedy skit on her show. Remember? It premiered on Fox along with Married With Children, and spawned The Simpsons.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (J2vNu)

65 What does Joey think about Joe's musical talents?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (O9EMC)

66 Why it matters: A concerted disinformation campaign about the nearly non-exist inflation concerns of those with high credit balances and tapped out cash reserves threatens the inevitability of towering progress in a Biden second term when migrants begin to prove their forte in the workplace.
Posted by: Axios at February 07, 2024 02:52 PM (nIvob)
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:: polite applause ::

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:54 PM (yjAVs)

67 I thought Fani was the one being constantly pounded??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 02:47 PM


May it please the Court, she is initiator at least 25% of the time, which makes her a quarter pounder, and not the poundee.

Posted by: Nathan W. Esq. at February 07, 2024 02:54 PM (a3Q+t)

68 My money was on Matlock.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 07, 2024 02:54 PM (WucOA)

69 A genie comes to you and says that he will replace Morning Joe with the death of an English king.

Which English king do you choose?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM

I'm advised that math is frowned upon on this Smarte Military Bloge, but forsooth, since there is only one English King alive, in the end, there could be only one.
Posted by: zombie Elizabeth I at February 07, 2024 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)


Hmmm... there's only one English king but I bet there are hundreds of English queens in London alone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 02:54 PM (GYIa4)

70 >>>Breaker, breaker:
Fox Two:
Use the Force:
Take the cannoli:

Posted by: spindrift

haha.

I did a parody a month back where I had a section titled "Enhance... Enhance... Enhance."
Posted by: ace

Ugh, I hate that stuff. My company's internal news has started doing that, too. I guess reading comprehension is no longer a thing. If you can't figure out the main idea and importance of a relatively short article maybe you should seek some tutoring.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 07, 2024 02:54 PM (dw9Wj)

71 I'd love to know what Scarborough got paid to flip. This clown used to whine that he was a conservative Republican from the Redneck Rivera and now he claims to be as far left as Mao. Kind of a strange evolution.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (LkLld)

Are you just going to willfully ignore the dead intern?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 02:54 PM (GQ36l)

72 Presfluencer?

I understand the derivation, but I don't know why it exists. "Whore" is a perfectly good word.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:48 PM (yjAVs)

I thought pressfluffer would be better.
Posted by: Van Dyke Brown


Watching "Morning Joe" is actually akin to watching "The View". This is an idiotic level of infotainment, meant for the middling idiots who watch TV.
Oh, look, now I am informed!
MSNBC and CNN have virtually dedicated their whole infotainment news broadcasting to this principle.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 07, 2024 02:54 PM (vcOmj)

73 She's our border czar for crying out loud.
Does she think she's doing a good job?
She would have been fired long ago from every private sector job for her incompetency.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 02:54 PM (NpAcC)

74 The BBC's feminist manifesto sounds like any pack of annoying drunk women at a bar.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 02:55 PM (xPl2J)

75 Morning Joe is Biden's Gorilla Channel?

Mika's looks have really gone downhill if she's a gorilla now.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 02:55 PM (2ocoG)

76 Gotta respect the chick in the back looking at her sheet music while making monkey noises. Professionalism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 02:45 PM


If you have to look at your script to make monkey noises, then you are edging down to "Biden" territory on the mental competency scale.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 02:55 PM (HlyYF)

77 >>> The surprising thing to me is that he is said actually to pay attention to the show, not just to watch the images flicker around.
...
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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A reflection on the simplicity of the show.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 02:55 PM (Ui1jv)

78 Yeah, but what are their vaginas saying?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
_________________

"I wish I was a penis"
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

"One at a time, please."

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 07, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

79 We'd be better off if he watched reruns of "Pinky and the Brain" or Animaniacs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2024


***
The Brain murdered Beau!

Posted by: F. Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

80 Watching "Morning Joe" is actually akin to watching "The View". This is an idiotic level of infotainment, meant for the middling idiots who watch TV.
Oh, look, now I am informed! ...
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 07, 2024 02:54 PM (vcOmj)
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Excellent take.

"Morning Joe" is the 'thinking' man's "The View." It's still shit, they just convince themselves it's high-brow.

Like I heard once about typefaces: "'Papyrus' is the thinking man's 'Comic Sans.'" They might as well be the same thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:56 PM (yjAVs)

81 Yeah, but what are their vaginas saying?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM


When it's time to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Posted by: Tuco at February 07, 2024 02:57 PM (a3Q+t)

82 The phrase "BBC feminist manifesto" is absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 02:57 PM (2ocoG)

83 50 Hey Mika your husband is two timing you with the President. Come to think of it you're probably good with that
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If she's ok with dead interns she's probably good with almost anything

Posted by: ET at February 07, 2024 02:57 PM (tVaHq)

84 Maybe she should seek professional help like Kumail.

Marvel actor Kumail Nanjiani had to seek professional help after reading all the negative reviews that came out regarding the Marvel film “Eternals.”

http://tinyurl.com/2d4f2ku7

Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 02:57 PM (NpAcC)

85 80 Like I heard once about typefaces: "'Papyrus' is the thinking man's 'Comic Sans.'" They might as well be the same thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:56 PM (yjAVs)

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"I'm King of the World!"
-James Cameron, director of Avatar movies until the end of time

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

86 It's kind of funny how Joe and Mika both look like dikes, yet one is clearly more masculine than the other.

Guess which one?!?!?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

87 I hate Richard II almost as much as Richard III.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (cf/0E)

88 If nothing else, you live a rich fantasy life.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 02:52 PM (yjAVs)

It's the only life I have.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (GQ36l)

89 Damn, Megyn still looks good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

90 84 Maybe she should seek professional help like Kumail.

Marvel actor Kumail Nanjiani had to seek professional help after reading all the negative reviews that came out regarding the Marvel film “Eternals.”

http://tinyurl.com/2d4f2ku7
Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 02:57 PM (NpAcC)

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I watched Chloe Zhao's preceding film, the Oscar winning Nomadland, for the first time a couple of days ago. Dreck. Art-house dreck.

No wonder she made a boring MCU movie that no one liked in Eternals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

91 "I'm King of the World!"
-James Cameron, director of Avatar movies until the end of time
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You know, I've never been tempted to watch a SciFi Smurf movie. Weird.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (DyHJQ)

92
Left the comments a couple hours ago just to come back and discover I'm 4 drinks behind everyone.

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (j4U/Z)

93 I hate Richard II almost as much as Richard III.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


Yeah, but why did you bury III under a parking lot?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (IG4Id)

94 The wretched and stupid Curse of Oak Island>>>>>>Joe & Ho.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (pohLc)

95 "If you can't figure out the main idea and importance of a relatively short article maybe you should seek some tutoring."

You can't let people just "read the news" and then let them understand it on their own.

They might come to the wrong conclusion about the information presented!

Posted by: Axios Media at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (ou9hh)

96 This does much to explain Slow Joe's well known and oft demonstrated penchant for unhinged moonbattery.

Posted by: CppThis at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (PZvjL)

97 BTW, Ukraine has now given Tucker Carlson the ultimate accolade - they have just put him on the semi-official Mirotvorets kill list. (When someone on the kill list dies, the Ukrainians X him out, and mark his entry as "liquidated".)

You'd think that in exchange for the tens of billions dollars we ship to Ukraine, we might require that Ukraine stop publicly targeting American citizens, but that apparently is beyond the capacity of the Biden Administration.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (YAtuc)

98 Biden pays particular attention to -- and has consulted with -- "Morning Joe" regulars such as longtime reporter Mike Barnicle,

Takes one to know one.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (HWUgl)

99

But that's before fruit cup.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (et1vG)

100 My answer to the English monarchs question on the last thread is Elizabeth I.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (9yWhg)

101 I would be lying if I were to say that an ancestor of mine swore to eat the liver of Edward I, but I suspect he would have enjoyed the opportunity, had it presented itself.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (D7oie)

102 87 I hate Richard II almost as much as Richard III.
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The answer is Alfred the Great. He's the only King of England named 'the Great.'

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 03:00 PM (DyHJQ)

103 Hey Mika your husband is two timing you with the President. Come to think of it you're probably good with that
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If she's ok with dead interns she's probably good with almost anything
Posted by: ET at February 07, 2024 02:57 PM (tVaHq)

In addition to the dead intern, she's been presented with the evidence of her father's crimes against humanity.

So she's got it coming and going.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 03:00 PM (GQ36l)

104 I hate Richard II almost as much as Richard III.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2024


***
As you can imagine, I'm no fan of Henry VII

Posted by: Richard III at February 07, 2024 03:00 PM (J2vNu)

105 71 I'd love to know what Scarborough got paid to flip. This clown used to whine that he was a conservative Republican from the Redneck Rivera and now he claims to be as far left as Mao. Kind of a strange evolution.
Posted by: JackStraw
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In 2000 Republican primary it was Bags the Mailman, Scarborough, Keaton 5 Scammer and Bush.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:00 PM (Ui1jv)

106 Maybe she should seek professional help like Kumail.

Marvel actor Kumail Nanjiani had to seek professional help after reading all the negative reviews that came out regarding the Marvel film “Eternals.”

http://tinyurl.com/2d4f2ku7
Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 02:57 PM (NpAcC)


That guy's been in a lot of stuff I've never heard of.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 03:00 PM (GYIa4)

107 I got the pleasure of watching "Morning Joe" every work day for years, albeit with the benefit of having no sound.

The company I worked for had some ancient and apparently perpetual licensing discount from Microsoft if they agreed to play MSNBC in the workplace. The deal was signed back when MSNBC was new and the "MS" still meant "Microsoft." It was the only TV channel on public TV sets in the offices across the country. Lobbies, command centers (like where I worked), etc. Only the break room TV could be tuned to anything else.

This was particularly great because I worked the overnight shift, and MSNBC isn't (or at least wasn't) a 24-hour channel. They showed prison documentaries for the most part during the off-air period. I was in a high-security, windowless underground bunker with man traps and other serious access control measures - and they played 4-6 hours of prison documentaries per night.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:00 PM (yjAVs)

108 May it please the Court, she is initiator at least 25% of the time, which makes her a quarter pounder, and not the poundee.

Posted by: Nathan W. Esq. at February 07, 2024 02:54 PM


"And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"A Fani Royale".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:01 PM (HlyYF)

109 The answer is Alfred the Great. He's the only King of England named 'the Great.'
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 03:00 PM (DyHJQ)

Yup. He kicked some Viking ass and made them convert to Christianity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 07, 2024 03:01 PM (pohLc)

110 >Yeah, but why did you bury III under a parking lot?

He said "My kingdom for a Ford" but you misheard.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2024 03:01 PM (cf/0E)

111 BTW, Ukraine has now given Tucker Carlson the ultimate accolade - they have just put him on the semi-official Mirotvorets kill list. (When someone on the kill list dies, the Ukrainians X him out, and mark his entry as "liquidated".) ...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (YAtuc)
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So Ukraine put out a fatwa on him?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:01 PM (yjAVs)

112 I hate Richard II almost as much as Richard III.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (cf/0E)


Sure. The French and English have long disliked each other.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 03:01 PM (GYIa4)

113 I can see Biden watching Morning Joe and suddenly yelling " Who is Nixon , Alex"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 03:01 PM (Mw26n)

114 "Ukraine has now given Tucker Carlson the ultimate accolade - they have just put him on the semi-official Mirotvorets kill list."

This is why we need to never involve ourselves in European or Middle Eastern wars.

They play by different rules over there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 07, 2024 03:02 PM (ou9hh)

115 So is this real, or is this bullshit to raise their add price.

Someone needs to check rates for that time period.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 07, 2024 03:02 PM (uqjbl)

116 Speaking of english monarchs... whats up with Chuck III ? Prostate cancer or another flavor?

Posted by: ET at February 07, 2024 03:02 PM (tVaHq)

117 Joe watched Leave It To Beaver reruns one week and appointed Lumpy Rutherford Ambassador to Panama, posthumously.

Posted by: Miss Landers at February 07, 2024 03:02 PM (V5BDR)

118 I hate Richard II almost as much as Richard III.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2024


***
Three guesses what we think of Henry VIII, and the first two are wrong

Posted by: All of Henry VIII's Wives (except 2) at February 07, 2024 03:02 PM (J2vNu)

119 >>You'd think that in exchange for the tens of billions dollars we ship to Ukraine, we might require that Ukraine stop publicly targeting American citizens, but that apparently is beyond the capacity of the Biden Administration.

The EU is talking about sanctioning him and putting him on a travel ban. They really, really don't want us to hear what Putin has to say.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 03:02 PM (LkLld)

120 >>>>>>>>>>>
So she's got it coming and going.

Posted by: BurtTC
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Easy come, easy go.
It's
One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready
come on boys let's go.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (Ui1jv)

121 We're big fans of Henry VIII.

Posted by: Herman's Hermits at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)

122 The answer is Alfred the Great. He's the only King of England named 'the Great.'
Posted by: Pudinhead


Not in his time, though. The "Great" was posthumously applied by the Victorians.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (9yWhg)

123 BTW, Ukraine has now given Tucker Carlson the ultimate accolade - they have just put him on the semi-official Mirotvorets kill list. (When someone on the kill list dies, the Ukrainians X him out, and mark his entry as "liquidated".)

You'd think that in exchange for the tens of billions dollars we ship to Ukraine, we might require that Ukraine stop publicly targeting American citizens, but that apparently is beyond the capacity of the Biden Administration.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM (YAtuc)


For conducting an interview.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (GYIa4)

124 Can't this wait until Pride Month?

Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (6z3pO)

125 so, Shadow POTUS, Joe Scarborough

that makes Mike Brezhinjsxzy the FLOTUS

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (geLO8)

126 I hate Richard II almost as much as Richard III.
___________

Well, they were Dicks, so. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (lf83v)

127 I watched Chloe Zhao's preceding film, the Oscar winning Nomadland, for the first time a couple of days ago. Dreck. Art-house dreck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
_________

You were surprised? Here was my NF review of Eternals:

"Eternal . . . running time. Was this a movie, or almost three hours of exposition? The dull, plodding script has only two modes: generic, repetitive action and droning, spoon-fed exposition. The Eternals themselves are just not interesting. The have generic powers that we’ve all seen before in better movies. Oh, this guy can shoot lasers out of his eyes? This girl moves real fast? Never seen that before! The woke casting for the Eternals was annoying and made no sense. Why would a supreme being creating champions to defend worlds pay so much attention to making sure that every race, sex and sexual orientation, ethnicity, skin color, and even a disability was represented? Why would he make one deaf? Why one only 13 years old? None of this makes any sense and detracted from whatever story the movie was trying to tell."

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

128 BTW, I would still pump Megyn so hard and deep that the man who pulled me out would be the next King of Londonistan.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (pohLc)

129 So is this real, or is this bullshit to raise their add price.

Someone needs to check rates for that time period.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 07, 2024 03:02 PM (uqjbl)
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I doubt it has any effect on ad rates.

It's a "prestige" talking point, but the eyeballs are either there or they aren't. Advertisers don't care much about "prestige," they care about selling the product. That requires an audience.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (yjAVs)

130 sp

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (geLO8)

131 116 Speaking of english monarchs... whats up with Chuck III ? Prostate cancer or another flavor?
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Genital warts?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (DyHJQ)

132 It says a lot about the dolts who read Axios, Vox, etc. that they don't find, "Why it Matters" and "What it Means" journalism arrogant and condescending.

Posted by: jeannebodine at February 07, 2024 03:04 PM (Tqm9i)

133 Why doesn't Pantload just watch The View instead?

He'd get the same praise plus all that delicious eye candy instead of just Mika and The Intern Slayer.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 07, 2024 03:04 PM (r7q5N)

134 This is why we need to never involve ourselves in European or Middle Eastern wars.

They play by different rules over there.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


Correction. This is why we need a new set of rules when dealing with non-Christian nations and especially non-Christian invaders into our country.
One of those rules can be no involvement below 35,000 ft, but there are others.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 07, 2024 03:04 PM (uqjbl)

135 127 I watched Chloe Zhao's preceding film, the Oscar winning Nomadland, for the first time a couple of days ago. Dreck. Art-house dreck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
_________

You were surprised? Here was my NF review of Eternals:

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

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In my defense, I've only seen the first 15 minutes of Eternals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

136 Why doesn't Pantload just watch The View instead?

He'd get the same praise plus all that delicious eye candy instead of just Mika and The Intern Slayer.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 07, 2024 03:04 PM (r7q5N)
++++
:: throws up in his mouth a little bit ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:04 PM (yjAVs)

137 Does he watch Morning Joe while drinking a can of Ensure?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2024 03:04 PM (O9EMC)

138 We're big fans of Henry VIII.
Posted by: Herman's Hermits


The yam?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 03:04 PM (KNxm9)

139 I'd love to know what Scarborough got paid to flip.
_________

Epstein Island?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (lf83v)

140 Damn, Megyn still looks good.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

Yes she does.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (BdMk6)

141 I can't wait to hear the conversation between he and Tucker.
I think Putin is quite bright.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (Ui1jv)

142 You were surprised? Here was my NF review of Eternals: ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
++++
What is "NF?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (yjAVs)

143 78 Yeah, but what are their vaginas saying?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
_________________

"I wish I was a penis"
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

"One at a time, please."
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 07, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

I wish Cotton was a monkey...

Posted by: Spanky at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (TTAGa)

144 Three guesses what we think of Henry VIII, and the first two are wrong
Posted by: All of Henry VIII's Wives


Henry actually stayed friends with Anne of Cleves after he divorced her. She stayed in England and had her own court, where apparently there was much beer-drinking and card playing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (9yWhg)

145 Speaking of english monarchs... whats up with Chuck III ? Prostate cancer or another flavor?


Yes. PC.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (KNxm9)

146
Left the comments a couple hours ago just to come back and discover I'm 4 drinks behind everyone.

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 02:59 PM


You're definitely behind. I threw up a quick 4 drink shitpost and got:

:: polite applause :: Nice.

I figure shitposting is definitely gonna be against the law in Biden's second term. Of course, it's five o'clock here as I go by mid-Atlantic time. The only true time zone for East Coast residents.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (nIvob)

147 The EU is talking about sanctioning him and putting him on a travel ban. They really, really don't want us to hear what Putin has to say.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 03:02 PM (LkLld)


Well, rest assured that Putin is the bad guy in this. We all know that and if you say different you're not only a traitor but we'll put you on a travel ban until the Ukes get around to killing you. For democracy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 03:06 PM (GYIa4)

148 142 You were surprised? Here was my NF review of Eternals: ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
++++
What is "NF?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (yjAVs)
______

NetFlix. Before they shut down their DVD business.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

149 I can't wait to hear the conversation between he and Tucker.


Unlike math, grammar is allowed on the blog:

"between him and Tucker"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:06 PM (9yWhg)

150 140 Damn, Megyn still looks good.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

Yes she does.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (BdMk6)

WUT...

Gentlemen, she looks like a human Praying Mantis!

Posted by: browndog backing away, hackles up at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (TTAGa)

151 Speaking of english monarchs... whats up with Chuck III ? Prostate cancer or another flavor?
--------------
Genital warts?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM


Impacted tampons?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (a3Q+t)

152 It's a "prestige" talking point, but the eyeballs are either there or they aren't. Advertisers don't care much about "prestige," they care about selling the product. That requires an audience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

So I, a person with something to sell (could be product, could be agenda) have a choice. Send $1M to one of the Biden shell companies, or send a smaller amount to one of the Morning Joe producers.
Just spitballin. I have no Idea and have never seen MJ, or the kind of adds they run.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (uqjbl)

153 Henry actually stayed friends with Anne of Cleves after he divorced her. She stayed in England and had her own court, where apparently there was much beer-drinking and card playing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM


Add in a little action at the shooting range, and she sounds like an "ette!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (HlyYF)

154 148 NetFlix. Before they shut down their DVD business.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

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I still have my final two Netflix DVDs (Crimes of the Future and The Women). The sleeves are still in perfect condition.

I keep thinking of framing them, but I'm kind of out of wall space.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

155 Well, it's no Gorilla TV ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (z/7Ah)

156 Those "women" screaming must really annoy all of their cats...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (17s+e)

157 Well, Queen Victoria never got prostate cancer. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (lf83v)

158 Historically there have been 16 oz of Silver mined for every oz of Gold. Recently the Silver veins have been running low and Mexico is only able to mine 8 oz of Silver for each oz of Gold. However the price ratio between Gold and Silver is 91.73 : 1. In other words an oz of Gold is more than 90 times as expensive as an oz of silver. Now is a really good time to buy some cheap silver.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (CecP5)

159 Why the frothing about this Biden befouling himself? Why, I myself have been known to beshat myself splendidly in the saddle rather than call an end to a deer hunt! A man must have his priorities, forsooth!

Posted by: James I of England at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (J2vNu)

160 Damn, Megyn still looks good.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (9yWhg)

Yes she does.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM (BdMk6)


Wow. All this talk about English kings had me thinking y'all were talking about Markle.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 03:08 PM (GYIa4)

161 135 127 I watched Chloe Zhao's preceding film, the Oscar winning Nomadland, for the first time a couple of days ago. Dreck. Art-house dreck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
_________

You were surprised? Here was my NF review of Eternals:

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

=======

In my defense, I've only seen the first 15 minutes of Eternals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)
________

I might have only lasted that long, but I was watching with a hottie who likes (or liked) Barry Keoghan.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

162 Did Trump get some deal with Bud Lite at one of his golf course tournaments?

So annoying how he throws us under the bus.

Posted by: Benchmark at February 07, 2024 03:08 PM (vBLM8)

163 I keep thinking of framing them, but I'm kind of out of wall space.
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You need to buy a bigger house.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 03:09 PM (DyHJQ)

164 161 I might have only lasted that long, but I was watching with a hottie who likes (or liked) Barry Keoghan.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

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He's a weird lookin' dude.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

165 Unlike math, grammar is allowed on the blog:
"between him and Tucker"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024


Grammar is a construct of the white cispatriarchy!!!

Posted by: Dorcas Cloggenstein, COO of the Brattleboro Feline Wellness Spa and Clinic at February 07, 2024 03:09 PM (a3Q+t)

166 Gentlemen, she looks like a human Praying Mantis!

Posted by: browndog backing away, hackles up at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM


So you're saying that having sex and then being eaten afterwards is NOT in play for you?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:09 PM (HlyYF)

167 Mika doesn't get jealous? Or does she just like to watch?

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

168
I can't wait to hear the conversation between he and Tucker.
I think Putin is quite bright.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:05 PM


Tucker is great, Putin is Make Russia Great Again - and btw Ukraine is Mother Russia. Should be one for the ages.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 03:09 PM (nIvob)

169 "I wish I was a penis"
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

"One at a time, please."
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 07, 2024 02:56

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OK, make that 2 at a time. I need to get some friction going somehow.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 07, 2024 03:10 PM (+j+ar)

170 Scarborough is nuts. The Beavis fetish is a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 07, 2024 03:10 PM (z+89e)

171 It's a "prestige" talking point, but the eyeballs are either there or they aren't. Advertisers don't care much about "prestige," they care about selling the product. That requires an audience.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

===

Hate to disagree but it is all about supporting the "correct" viewpoint. look at Tucker's ratings versus XiNN or MSDNC entire line up and the advertisers on high rated Tucker versus the other two. MyPillow versus fortune 100 companies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 07, 2024 03:10 PM (17s+e)

172 Three guesses what we think of Henry VIII, and the first two are wrong
Posted by: All of Henry VIII's Wives


I can't believe people thought he was a King just because he didn't have shit on his boots. No one voted for him.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 03:10 PM (KNxm9)

173 So I, a person with something to sell (could be product, could be agenda) have a choice. Send $1M to one of the Biden shell companies, or send a smaller amount to one of the Morning Joe producers.
Just spitballin. I have no Idea and have never seen MJ, or the kind of adds they run.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 07, 2024 03:07 PM (uqjbl)
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Hmmm. I see what you're driving at, but still kind of doubt it. Much of the advertising on cable news is probably money laundering of some form to filter payoffs within the Party by using its propaganda complex as a conduit, but I doubt that Biden tuning in to Morning Joe is much of a factor in that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:10 PM (yjAVs)

174 Three guesses what we think of Henry VIII, and the first two are wrong
Posted by: All of Henry VIII's Wives
*
Henry actually stayed friends with Anne of Cleves after he divorced her. She stayed in England and had her own court, where apparently there was much beer-drinking and card playing.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024


***
Right; she made out like the proverbial bandit, with a pension and a nice house to live in. And his last, Catherine Parr, outlived him. It was the other four who either died, were executed, or got locked away.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2024 03:11 PM (J2vNu)

175 They always depict her (Kamalama) as incompetent. That's all anyone every depicts her as.
.......

That and a cum slurping whore.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

176 >>Tucker is great, Putin is Make Russia Great Again - and btw Ukraine is Mother Russia. Should be one for the ages.

I really hope Tucker asks him why he invaded Ukraine. If he asks him about the 2014 color revolution I might need to lie down.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 03:11 PM (LkLld)

177 162 Did Trump get some deal with Bud Lite at one of his golf course tournaments?

So annoying how he throws us under the bus.
-----------------------

Note to PDT... you got bigger fish to fry and... Bud could have made this all go away long ago by just apologizing ...

Posted by: ET at February 07, 2024 03:11 PM (tVaHq)

178 "I wish I was a penis"
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

"One at a time, please."
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 07, 2024 02:56

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OK, make that 2 at a time. I need to get some friction going somehow.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke


Like throwing a hotdog down the Katy Freeway.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 03:11 PM (KNxm9)

179 Hate to disagree but it is all about supporting the "correct" viewpoint. look at Tucker's ratings versus XiNN or MSDNC entire line up and the advertisers on high rated Tucker versus the other two. MyPillow versus fortune 100 companies.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 07, 2024 03:10 PM (17s+e)
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Oh, to be sure. But what are the ad rates? The big firms wouldn't advertise on Tucker because of Party purity requirements, but I'll bet that the ads they were buying on the others were still cheaper.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:11 PM (yjAVs)

180 Everytime I read Axios "Zooming in" "Why it matters" i want to punch someone in the face. I am so glad I don't have to go to meetings at work and hear assholes say shit like that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 03:12 PM (HWUgl)

181 The women shrieking sounded like coyotes .... dogs in the darkness.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2024 03:12 PM (Cus5s)

182 So you're saying that having sex and then being eaten afterwards is NOT in play for you?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:09 PM


Not at all.

Posted by: Catherine Z-J at February 07, 2024 03:12 PM (a3Q+t)

183 I was going out for groceries. New (used) car, too, so it'll take some getting used to.

Note from previous thread: Bob Iger doesn't look very dark to me. He needs to check his privilege. (Doesn't look trans, either.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 03:12 PM (1bNHn)

184
Chuck has been diagnosed with a rare form of fibrous cotton / rayon tubular absorbency.

He's O.K. with it and has been wishing for it a long time.

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 03:12 PM (j4U/Z)

185 Everytime I read Axios "Zooming in" "Why it matters" i want to punch someone in the face. I am so glad I don't have to go to meetings at work and hear assholes say shit like that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 03:12 PM (HWUgl)
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LOL. My favorite form of "zoom in" like that is "double-click."

"Let's double-click on that ..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:12 PM (yjAVs)

186 It was nice of us taxpayers to pay for a 60" TV mounted to the ceiling over the Presidential Changing Table.

Posted by: Cleanup Aisle #4! at February 07, 2024 03:13 PM (V5BDR)

187 Off top: that podcast a out the mark sternly trial. "Climate Change on trial" is great. Phelim MacAleer and wife have actors reading the daily transcripts. Steyns opening was baller. His. Defense lawyer was good also. Mann is a flaming ass on the stand.

Posted by: Recommend at February 07, 2024 03:13 PM (FsnN+)

188 >Did Trump get some deal with Bud Lite at one of his golf course tournaments?


I think he's courting a potential campaign donor

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 03:13 PM (geLO8)

189 Ace got a very important tip of the hat From the American spectator.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 07, 2024 03:13 PM (MeG8a)

190 140 Damn, Megyn still looks good.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.......

She can afford it.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

191 This partially-dressed blonde in short shorts has a an extremely long list of things she'd rather do than watch "Morning Joe:"
http://tiny.cc/apapwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:14 PM (yjAVs)

192 I can't believe people thought he was a King just because he didn't have shit on his boots. No one voted for him.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 03:10 PM (KNxm9)


Eets because a watery tart threw a scimitar at 'im!

Posted by: King Arthur's Karine Jean-Pierre at February 07, 2024 03:14 PM (PiwSw)

193 he will replace Morning Joe with the death of an English king.


On it!

Posted by: Grim Reaper, Metastases Division at February 07, 2024 03:14 PM (w9Wax)

194 It - it's afraid~!

@Breaking911
·
4m
BREAKING: Republicans in the Senate block Border and Foreign Aid bill

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (IG4Id)

195 191 This partially-dressed blonde in short shorts has a an extremely long list of things she'd rather do than watch "Morning Joe:"
http://tiny.cc/apapwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:14 PM (yjAVs)

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Those weird, French style nails.

1/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

196 I saw one elderly demented easily-mesmerized codger open for Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airman at Golden Gate Park 67'

Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (wW1qL)

197 > I was in a high-security, windowless underground bunker with man traps and other serious access control measures - and they played 4-6 hours of prison documentaries per night.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:00 PM (yjAVs)

That sounds...stimulating.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (NgqoH)

198 >>Ace got a very important tip of the hat From the American spectator.

That's nice.

What did they say about us? This is where the real action is.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (LkLld)

199 158 Historically there have been 16 oz of Silver mined for every oz of Gold. Recently the Silver veins have been running low and Mexico is only able to mine 8 oz of Silver for each oz of Gold. However the price ratio between Gold and Silver is 91.73 : 1. In other words an oz of Gold is more than 90 times as expensive as an oz of silver. Now is a really good time to buy some cheap silver.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe
----------------------------------------

If this observation on mining ratios is accurate it truly is a good time to buy silver. Silver has not kept up with gold anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (Ui1jv)

200 This looks like it could be fun.

"A Quiet Place: Day One"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPY7J-flzE8

Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2024 03:16 PM (nFnyb)

201 That sounds...stimulating.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (NgqoH)
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If by that you mean, "a weird combination of both tedious and surreal," then you're spot on!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:16 PM (yjAVs)

202 194 It - it's afraid~!

@Breaking911
·
4m
BREAKING: Republicans in the Senate block Border and Foreign Aid bill
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (IG4Id)

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So, the bill is so bad that the House doesn't even need to test its leadership, the leadership that can't even get Mayorkas impeached.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

203 BREAKING: Republicans in the Senate block Border and Foreign Aid bill
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That's nice. How long till they fold?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 03:16 PM (DyHJQ)

204 I jumped ahead and sampled a bit more of the AU newsreader's report on the screaming women. They kind of trailed off there and started to sound like coyotes or dingoes.

(Said in Aussie dialect: "The dingo ate my feminist rights!")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2024 03:16 PM (J2vNu)

205 Whoever it is who writes in that Axios style "why it matters," "zoom in," deserves to have their fingers broken. All of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 02:43 PM (GQ36l)

Butt...

One at a time please.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 07, 2024 03:16 PM (FCbAQ)

206 Did Trump get some deal with Bud Lite at one of his golf course tournaments?

So annoying how he throws us under the bus
===
Bud is a big employer in important states. People losing work. He's got an election to win. Pretty obviously he's not insulting you.

Posted by: Relax don't do it at February 07, 2024 03:17 PM (FsnN+)

207 BREAKING: Republicans in the Senate block Border and Foreign Aid bill

If the squishier Senate won't pass it, it's *really* bad.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 03:17 PM (2ocoG)

208 164 161 I might have only lasted that long, but I was watching with a hottie who likes (or liked) Barry Keoghan.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

========

He's a weird lookin' dude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
________

Yea. But a lot of girls find him attractive. Kinda like Adam Driver. This girl has odd taste in men. She's black but has almost no black guys on her "like" list. She likes traditionally studly guys like Brad Pitt. But also oddball guys like Keoghan.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

209 180 Everytime I read Axios "Zooming in" "Why it matters" i want to punch someone in the face. I am so glad I don't have to go to meetings at work and hear assholes say shit like that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 03:12 PM (HWUgl)

Cat Ass Trophy wants to punch people who Zoom In.

Why It Matters: Punches are hurty.

Zoom In: Cat Ass Trophy says only assholes say shit like "Zoom In." He's pretty salty about it, and you might get punched if you Zoom In, and to reiterate, punches are hurty.

Posted by: Future Axios Article at February 07, 2024 03:17 PM (UMHqX)

210 Those weird, French style nails.

1/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

Did you not see the tat? She's trying to hide it, but believe me, I saw it, because I'm thorough like that.

What a floozy.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 03:17 PM (f+YYY)

211 Unfortunately, we are in the position where the most effective "propaganda" from Putin is to tell the truth about Biden and DeepState.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (Cus5s)

212 Well Tracy Chapman is a class act. The more you see of people like her the more you see the retardo left for what they really are.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (oNgxs)

213
I really hope Tucker asks him why he invaded Ukraine. If he asks him about the 2014 color revolution I might need to lie down.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 03:11 PM


For those who actually dig down into world events and realize there's a definite enmity between Nazi's and Russia and Tucker is astute enough to ask the question and how to frame the question that will get Putin to speak unequivocally... it's gonna be memorable.

Tucker may have to have MS-13 smuggle him back across the southern border when the left gets a well-deserved smack in the face of historic proportions.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (nIvob)

214 Check out my gainz bro.

~Henry VIII's executioner

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (cf/0E)

215 I still think Mika is the name of a virus.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (1bNHn)

216 208 Yea. But a lot of girls find him attractive. Kinda like Adam Driver. This girl has odd taste in men. She's black but has almost no black guys on her "like" list. She likes traditionally studly guys like Brad Pitt. But also oddball guys like Keoghan.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

=========

Adam Driver is at least tall.

Keoghan is all the weirder because he always plays these really oddball characters like in The Banshees of Inisherin or The Green Knight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

217 188 >Did Trump get some deal with Bud Lite at one of his golf course tournaments?


I think he's courting a potential campaign donor

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 03:13 PM


Direct quote of what Trump actually said,

“Anheuser-Busch is a Great American Brand that perhaps deserves a Second Chance?”

All of the "Bud Light" references are from Lefty media and never-Trumpers trying to wedge Trump supporters away from him.

(I am still very anti-Bud Light. Just trying to clarify what Trump actually said.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (HlyYF)

218 This partially-dressed blonde in short shorts has a an extremely long list of things she'd rather do than watch "Morning Joe:"
http://tiny.cc/apapwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

She's got a bit of the Kaley Cuoco vibe.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

219 Yea. But a lot of girls find him attractive. Kinda like Adam Driver. This girl has odd taste in men. ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
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Weirdest one of those I've ever seen is a girl I knew in college who couldn't get enough of Daniel Day Lewis.

Or as she called him, "Daniel 'He Could Fuck Me All Day' Lewis."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (yjAVs)

220 "A Quiet Place: Day One"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPY7J-flzE8


oh, no more, Emily Blunt. it's a strong powerful POC because of course

Posted by: brak at February 07, 2024 03:19 PM (25k9m)

221 this observation on mining ratios is accurate it truly is a good time to buy silver. Silver has not kept up with gold anyway
==
Ask why. It's been like this forever. It's artificially held down maybe??

Posted by: Relax don't do it at February 07, 2024 03:19 PM (FsnN+)

222 219 Weirdest one of those I've ever seen is a girl I knew in college who couldn't get enough of Daniel Day Lewis.

Or as she called him, "Daniel 'He Could Fuck Me All Day' Lewis."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (yjAVs)

==========

She'd let him drink her milkshake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

223 1/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


You always seem to assume that they would want you to bang them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM (9yWhg)

224 Breaking: Republicans don't care about border security! This immigrant child died crossing the river and would not have been there had the bill passed!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM (HWUgl)

225 74 The BBC's feminist manifesto sounds like any pack of annoying drunk women at a bar.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 02:55 PM (xPl2J

At the end if the barking session they all cried out in unison, "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO US!!???!!!"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM (OiAR7)

226 She'd let him drink her milkshake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)
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Oh yeah.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM (yjAVs)

227 They always depict her (Kamalama) as incompetent. That's all anyone every depicts her as.
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You missed

Tough Boss
Victim of Racism
Victim of Sexism
Stronk
Independent

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM (oNgxs)

228 They wake you up early in the nursing home for your pills and juice, and turn the TV on so you know you are alive in this world with its morning shows, and their talk of current events.

Otherwise you might think you are in heaven and the ladies in uniform are angels.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM (KiBMU)

229 At the end if the barking session they all cried out in unison, "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO US!!???!!!"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM (OiAR7)
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As I rolled my eyes and closed the video well before the end, no. No I am not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM (yjAVs)

230 This is like in Scrooged when Robert Mitchum tells Bill Murray they should start tailoring programming to household pets.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 07, 2024 03:21 PM (3vCGB)

231
And yeah, 22 hours of private jet flight for an unpleasant minutes-long "Howaya" with your cuckolded step daddy who you and your wife hate did a lot for your environmental scolding bidness credibility, Harry.

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 03:21 PM (j4U/Z)

232 drunk brits; shocking....

Posted by: poconohound at February 07, 2024 03:21 PM (rAqKq)

233 Dead lifting 380 over here boss!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at February 07, 2024 03:21 PM (X4yCj)

234 They always depict her (Kamalama) as incompetent. That's all anyone every depicts her as.
-------

You missed

Tough Boss
Victim of Racism
Victim of Sexism
Stronk
Independent
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM (oNgxs)
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Unpositioned For Success

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 07, 2024 03:21 PM (0gvpA)

235 >>Ace got a very important tip of the hat From the American spectator.

That's nice.

What did they say about us? This is where the real action is.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (LkLld)
........

Nothing yet. They're too busy checking out the Mannix babes.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

236 If the squishier Senate won't pass it, it's *really* bad.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 03:17 PM (2ocoG)

Think of ANY other crime, write a bill that says if you do it more than 5000 times a day for a week, or more than 8500 times on any given day, we'll start to try to stop you from doing it.

You'd almost start to believe this isn't really about stopping it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 03:21 PM (f+YYY)

237
If this observation on mining ratios is accurate it truly is a good time to buy silver. Silver has not kept up with gold anyway.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (Ui1jv)

________

We agree.

Posted by: Nelson and Bunker Hunt at February 07, 2024 03:22 PM (MoZTd)

238 (Just trying to clarify what Trump actually said.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (HlyYF)

Weve been doing it for nearly 10 years now. Certain people don't want to know.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:22 PM (oNgxs)

239 Did Trump get some deal with Bud Lite at one of his golf course tournaments?

Trump is very good friends with Caitlyn Jenner. We discussed on earlier threads that he's very transactional: if you're nice to him, he'll defend you and everything about you. Caitlyn reportedly sees no problem with Dylan Mulvaney, and so Trump doesn't either and he thinks his voters are overreacting.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 03:22 PM (2ocoG)

240 If you find yourself enjoying Joe Scarborough, draw a hot bath and jump in with your toaster. Your life is an irretrievable dead end.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 03:22 PM (0FoWg)

241 236 Think of ANY other crime, write a bill that says if you do it more than 5000 times a day for a week, or more than 8500 times on any given day, we'll start to try to stop you from doing it.

You'd almost start to believe this isn't really about stopping it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 03:21 PM (f+YYY)

========

"This is the toughest border bill ever, and I'm really mad it didn't pass."
-DU, weirdly enough

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

242 BBC weirdo chicks are pikers..

-Iranian screaming tongue twirler women

Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 03:22 PM (wW1qL)

243 Some women like Scarborough because he'd be the neutered agreeable husband they wish they had.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (Gse2f)

244 This fucking asshole:

SEN. LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)

245 You always seem to assume that they would want you to bang them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM


I am pretty sure that is encoded somewhere on the Y chromosome.

Of course, actual civilized men are capable of overriding our base coding.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (HlyYF)

246
Yea. But a lot of girls find him attractive. Kinda like Adam Driver...

Really?

Driver looks like the Rat Man who escaped from the Island of Dr Moreau.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (nFnyb)

247 213
I really hope Tucker asks him why he invaded Ukraine. If he asks him about the 2014 color revolution I might need to lie down.

Posted by: JackStraw
--------------------------

Neither Tucker nor Putin will be that direct
but indirectly it's going to be a heavy hitter.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (Ui1jv)

248 244 This fucking asshole:

SEN. LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)

=======

I totally believe it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

249 I'll hold Trumps feet to the fire on Bud Light when commenters here abandon watching the WOKE LGBTQ supporting America hating NFL and its criminal farm league NCAA Football.

Posted by: JROD at February 07, 2024 03:24 PM (IlL6s)

250 Megyn is wrong. Journolists are NOT there to "represent the people." That lie - and the self regard it displays - is behind a lot of problems. They are there to report. Period. In so far as they "represent" anyone, it's their bosses (and the advertisers.)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 03:24 PM (1bNHn)

251 Hoot like an owl. Howl like a monkey. Bark like a dog. Here's some money. This is empowering.

Posted by: BBC at February 07, 2024 03:24 PM (0FoWg)

252 This partially-dressed blonde in short shorts has a an extremely long list of things she'd rather do than watch "Morning Joe:"
http://tiny.cc/apapwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:14 PM (yjAVs)

She's got some deep pockets. Yeah.....I would.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 03:24 PM (BdMk6)

253
"This is the toughest border bill ever, and I'm really mad it didn't pass."
-DU, weirdly enough
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

________

The NPCs at DU don't want to solve the border crisis, they want to defuse it as a political issue.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 03:24 PM (MoZTd)

254 BBC weirdo chicks are pikers..

-Iranian screaming tongue twirler women
----------
Your word for the day is "ululate."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (0gvpA)

255 Ask why. It's been like this forever. It's artificially held down maybe??

Yes it is. There are short sellers of PAPER silver futures holding down the price. There are so many silver and gold futures that all of the actual gold and silver in the world couldn't cover them. Its people gaming the commodities market.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (CecP5)

256 Senate Republicans Block Amnesty Bill; McConnell Speechless

Posted by: Wally at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (hqVaF)

257 Biden is in the Fuhrerbunker, with little to no contact with the outside world.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (CsUN+)

258 SEN. LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)
++++
This never happened.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (yjAVs)

259 218 This partially-dressed blonde in short shorts has a an extremely long list of things she'd rather do than watch "Morning Joe:"
http://tiny.cc/apapwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

She's got a bit of the Kaley Cuoco vibe.
Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

She strikes me as a girl who'd appear in an early 2000s music video for a band like Sum 41.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (KbCG3)

260 BREAKING: Republicans in the Senate block Border and Foreign Aid bill
........

TRUMPS FAULT

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

261
SEN. LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)

That's priceless... Solve this ? Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (Akjoo)

262 Senate Republicans Block Amnesty Bill; McConnell Speechless

Link?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (CsUN+)

263 219 Yea. But a lot of girls find him attractive. Kinda like Adam Driver. This girl has odd taste in men. ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:17 PM (iFTx/)
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Weirdest one of those I've ever seen is a girl I knew in college who couldn't get enough of Daniel Day Lewis.

Or as she called him, "Daniel 'He Could Fuck Me All Day' Lewis."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (yjAVs)
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DDL was quite studly in his younger days, though. I'm sure more than a few ladies swooned at him in Last of Mohicans.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

264 "solves the border crisis"

If only there was something that could do that. It would have to be quite large though. On the order of a giant wall.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (oNgxs)

265 Did Trump get some deal with Bud Lite at one of his golf course tournaments?

So annoying how he throws us under the bus.
Posted by: Benchmark at February 07, 2024 03:08 PM (vBLM

Oh, look! It's Equate. Same pony, same trick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (tkR6S)

266 You always seem to assume that they would want you to bang them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:20 PM (9yWhg)

I always assume the ladies want to bang me, but something gets in the way: Their husbands, or boyfriends, or dads, or Jesus, or the red river or something.

Goshdarnit.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (f+YYY)

267 She strikes me as a girl who'd appear in an early 2000s music video for a band like Sum 41.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (KbCG3)
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Me too!

I almost led with "This blonde who is apparently from the aughts ..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:26 PM (yjAVs)

268 BREAKING: Republicans in the Senate block Border and Foreign Aid bill
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That's nice. How long till they fold?
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They're holding out for more flowers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2024 03:26 PM (lf83v)

269 SEN. LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)
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This never happened.


Sure it did. The popular commentator was one of the lizard people.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:26 PM (CsUN+)

270 258 SEN. LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)
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This never happened.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (yjAVs)
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It did. I told this pencil-necked geek faggot that.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

271 Trump is very good friends with Caitlyn Jenner. We discussed on earlier threads that he's very transactional: if you're nice to him, he'll defend you and everything about you. Caitlyn reportedly sees no problem with Dylan Mulvaney, and so Trump doesn't either and he thinks his voters are overreacting.
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This is so insightful, and much more likely than a political calculation about job losses in key states in an election year. Thanks so much for the killer insight!!

Posted by: Rolls eyes at February 07, 2024 03:26 PM (FsnN+)

272 248 244 This fucking asshole:

SEN. LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)

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I totally believe it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

Hey, he named names. You gotta give him that.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 03:26 PM (KbCG3)

273 OT: Israel has said Hamas demands are delusional...will now be expanding the war...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 03:27 PM (exHjb)

274 Of course the big dummy watches these big dummies. They don't stop when they hit the base of his groin.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 07, 2024 03:27 PM (ztQ7U)

275 DDL was quite studly in his younger days, though. I'm sure more than a few ladies swooned at him in Last of Mohicans.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (iFTx/)
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Hawkeye's got your back.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 07, 2024 03:27 PM (0gvpA)

276 Lankford is in the "how do I save my ass?" stage of grief.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:27 PM (CsUN+)

277 Yeah Sen. Stankturd made that up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 03:27 PM (0FoWg)

278 I think I'm safe...

@scrowder
BREAKING: Police Report Confirms “Columbine” Style Mass Shooting Plans Found in @ChippewaFallsSD
Student’s “Manifesto”; Specifically Wanted to “Kill” Christians, Jocks, And Preppy Girls with ‘Pipe Bombs’ and ‘Automatic Assault Rifles’; School District Failed to Notify Parents For More Than Three Months

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2024 03:27 PM (IG4Id)

279 That kid who was defamed by Deadspin for wearing tne Chiefs colors at a game has sued The complaint is glorious

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2024 03:27 PM (VPuca)

280 "A Quiet Place: Day One"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPY7J-flzE8

oh, no more, Emily Blunt. it's a strong powerful POC because of course
Posted by: brak at February 07, 2024 03:19 PM (25k9m)


Yeah, that's the potential problem; if they thought injecting woke crap was more important than making a fun horror/action thriller.

Place your bets now.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2024 03:27 PM (nFnyb)

281 Senate Republicans Block Amnesty Bill; McConnell Speechless
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Speechless? Go on.

Posted by: 38 Second Pause at February 07, 2024 03:27 PM (lf83v)

282 267 She strikes me as a girl who'd appear in an early 2000s music video for a band like Sum 41.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (KbCG3)
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Me too!

I almost led with "This blonde who is apparently from the aughts ..."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:26 PM (yjAVs)

I saw her face and the opening chords to "My Own Worst Enemy" fired up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 03:28 PM (KbCG3)

283 ....Bud Light rolled the dice on "wokeism".Remember "New Coke"? Live and learn

Posted by: poconohound at February 07, 2024 03:28 PM (rAqKq)

284 That kid who was defamed by Deadspin for wearing tne Chiefs colors at a game has sued The complaint is glorious
Posted by: LASue


Awesome!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 03:28 PM (KNxm9)

285 280 Yeah, that's the potential problem; if they thought injecting woke crap was more important than making a fun horror/action thriller.

Place your bets now.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2024 03:27 PM (nFnyb)

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The guy writing and directing wrote and directed...Pig.

Who knows?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

286 BREAKING: Republicans in the Senate block Border and Foreign Aid bill
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Funky Grandpa must be pissed.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

287 We're being run by Joe Fn Scarborough. It's the muthafuckin Catalina wine mixer

Posted by: THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT MOVIE at February 07, 2024 03:29 PM (W+TLY)

288 This fucking asshole:

SEN. LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)

He just divulged the true purpose of this shitty bill. And that was to take a major plank out of Trump's campaign platform.

Ha! Didn't work, motherfucker.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 03:29 PM (BdMk6)

289 238 (Just trying to clarify what Trump actually said.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:18 PM (HlyYF)

Weve been doing it for nearly 10 years now. Certain people don't want to know.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:22 PM


^^^This.

For a while, my wife would be reading some of her friends' facebook posts, and ask me why Trump said some outrageous thing? I actually swallowed a few, thinking he was a "loose cannon".

Now, EVERY time I see that Trump has said some outrageous thing, I go find a direct quote, and it NEVER says what the fake news headline says he said!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:29 PM (HlyYF)

290 If this observation on mining ratios is accurate it truly is a good time to buy silver. Silver has not kept up with gold anyway.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:15 PM (Ui1jv)



Old saying in the mining business: "you have to own a gold mine to make a silver mine pay."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2024 03:29 PM (tkR6S)

291 "This is the toughest border bill ever, and I'm really mad it didn't pass."
-DU, weirdly enough
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

Of course, those stalwart conservatives have ALWAYS opposed illegal immigrants from Eurasia.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 03:29 PM (f+YYY)

292 This is so insightful, and much more likely than a political calculation about job losses in key states in an election year. Thanks so much for the killer insight!!

People who've lost jobs in the Biden economy are voting for Trump regardless, but go on.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 03:29 PM (2ocoG)

293 Lankford has got to feel like such a dupe. McConnell got him to head up the "negotiation", but now he's starting to realize he's jumped in front of a bus.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)

294 9 Joe should appear on Dancing With the Stars.
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Roomba would buy up all the commercial slots.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 07, 2024 03:30 PM (woPEM)

295 That kid who was defamed by Deadspin for wearing tne Chiefs colors at a game has sued The complaint is glorious

Got a link for that?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 03:30 PM (2ocoG)

296 Sooner or later your legs give way, you hit the ground
Save it fellator, don't run away and let me down
Sooner or later you'll hit the deck, you'll get found out
Save it fellator, don't run away and let me down, you let me down...

Posted by: Joe Biden, Sexual Deviant at February 07, 2024 03:30 PM (R/m4+)

297
My parents may have been a lot of things and I wasn't allowed a lot of bathtub toys, but the toaster was definitely on the approved list.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 03:30 PM (nIvob)

298 288 He just divulged the true purpose of this shitty bill. And that was to take a major plank out of Trump's campaign platform.

Ha! Didn't work, motherfucker.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 03:29 PM (BdMk6)

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So, the bill, if it had passed, would not actually fix the border. We'd still be getting masses of people over who would still filter across the country, and we'd keep getting stories about how they're weighing down social services in places like Chicago and New York.

But, by statute, Trump wouldn't be able to do anything but allow it through 2029...?

It's almost like they wanted the mass immigration and didn't care about anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

299 293 Lankford has got to feel like such a dupe. McConnell got him to head up the "negotiation", but now he's starting to realize he's jumped in front of a bus.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)

NOT a dupe - he WANTED to surrender...he WANTED amnesty and open borders. He's a Uniparty shill. And now we know, OK, so do something about it next election.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 03:31 PM (exHjb)

300 http://tinyurl.com/yw2v9ydr


Here's the complaint. Bye bye Deadspin

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2024 03:31 PM (VPuca)

301 mistakes were made-

Posted by: poconohound at February 07, 2024 03:32 PM (rAqKq)

302 60

I read the story. Same guy won last year's auction spending $440,000 on the 2022 grand champion steer.

So he paid $750,000 plus on two steers that he can't even breed. SMFH.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 02:53 PM (KNxm9)


I don't know specifically about this auction, but in some cases, the auction proceeds actually go to charity, not to to whoever raised the animal. The person who raised the critter gets the champion ribbon and bragging rights, the charity gets the money and the auction winner gets a write-off for the donation.

It's a write-off, Jerry. They just write it off.

Posted by: BillyD at February 07, 2024 03:32 PM (F6Xpw)

303 OT: Israel has said Hamas demands are delusional...will now be expanding the war...
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Dear me, Toto, what will Ilhan Omar have to say about that?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2024 03:32 PM (lf83v)

304 So annoying how he throws us under the bus.
Posted by: Benchmark at February 07, 2024 03:08 PM (vBLM

Oh, look! It's Equate. Same pony, same trick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (tkR6S)

All I know is, I'm not under the bus. Anyone under the bus crawled there themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 03:32 PM (f+YYY)

305 Time to take the train to Palookaville, Mitch, and take your buttboy with you. We no longer have need of your services.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:32 PM (CsUN+)

306 Wanted to “Kill” Christians, Jocks, And Preppy Girls with ‘Pipe Bombs’ ...
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Do they have an alibi for J6??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 03:32 PM (2yu8s)

307 Dear me, Toto, what will Ilhan Omar have to say about that?

Maybe her brother can shut her up.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 03:33 PM (2ocoG)

308 Neo: You're saying I'm going to sue for slander?

Morpheus: When the time comes, you won't have to.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2024 03:33 PM (cf/0E)

309 The drooling perverted retard has a tremendous inferiority complex...of COURSE he wants to be stroked by sycophants!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2024 03:33 PM (gSZYf)

310 SEN. LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)


"Later, Margot Robbie phoned me up and said she wanted to re-enact some scenes from Wolf of Wall Street with me."

Posted by: True Tales by Senator Lankford at February 07, 2024 03:33 PM (MqhXY)

311 d'oh.

Posted by: True Tales by Senator Lankford at February 07, 2024 03:34 PM (MqhXY)

312 So wait- "the man of the people" listens to the echo chamber in order to get his fix of confirmation bias?

Imagine being such a self ingratiating and tendentious president, that you only watch people who agree with you and demonize anyone who doesn't.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 03:34 PM (ZSrej)

313 NOT a dupe - he WANTED to surrender...he WANTED amnesty and open borders. He's a Uniparty shill. And now we know, OK, so do something about it next election.
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 03:31 PM (exHjb)

My guess, that bf'ing that was caught on camera in the Senate chamber?

Lankford was running the camera.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 03:34 PM (f+YYY)

314
NOT a dupe - he WANTED to surrender...he WANTED amnesty and open borders. He's a Uniparty shill.


*cartoon of sweating guy with two buttons: 1) Dupe, 2) Uniparty shill*

We need a 3rd "all of the above" button.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:34 PM (CsUN+)

315 I thought the Quiet Place movies were way overrated. Clever concept? Yes. But the movies themselves were so stupid and stupidly generic, and relied on all the old cheap horror-movie cliches, and the characters were so insanely stupid, and I wanted to punch them all in the mouth. Almost nobody carries guns or any weapons. The monsters can be killed with guns, but nobody in the movie thinks to arm up like Ahnuld in Commando. Just so dumb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

316 This has to end Lankford's political career. I don't even know how he has the brass to show his face in public.

Last weekend he said "Of course the bill doesn't allow 5000 illegals immigrants a day. That would be absurd."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 07, 2024 03:35 PM (woPEM)

317 And now for an inspired rendition of "Daddy, why did you eat my French fries?"

Posted by: Howling BBC Feminist Manifesto Choir at February 07, 2024 03:35 PM (OiAR7)

318 293 Lankford has got to feel like such a dupe. McConnell got him to head up the "negotiation", but now he's starting to realize he's jumped in front of a bus.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)

All he had to do was walk away from the negotiation. He worked on THIS BILL. He accepted THIS BILL. He defended THIS BILL.

He's not a dupe. He's a willing accomplice.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 03:35 PM (KbCG3)

319 I am proud of Niki Haley, So proud that she did so well in Nevada. Mr. NOTC barely beat her in Nevada, so that is a strategic victory for her going into SC.......

Posted by: Franklin Stein at February 07, 2024 03:35 PM (PYJJG)

320 I can't wait for Lankford to win his next primary and OK Republicans HAVE to vote for him in the general because the Democrat will be worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

321 The only "popular commentator" I'm aware of is Tucker Carlson, and he didn't say that. Lankford's a liar.

Posted by: Wally at February 07, 2024 03:35 PM (hqVaF)

322 Recall this asshole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 03:36 PM (R4t5M)

323
"Billy, do you like television shows about big muscular men in spandex taking a knee for the national anthem?"

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 03:36 PM (j4U/Z)

324 The monsters can be killed with guns, but nobody in the movie thinks to arm up like Ahnuld in Commando. Just so dumb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:34 PM


I suspect the script was 100% written by Leftists.

They literally cannot conceive of a gun being used for a defensive purpose.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:36 PM (HlyYF)

325 NOT a dupe - he WANTED to surrender...he WANTED amnesty and open borders. He's a Uniparty shill.

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Nope. I have it on good authority that he too is close friends with caitlyn Jenner and follows his political advice to the letter!!!!

Posted by: Rolls eyes at February 07, 2024 03:36 PM (FsnN+)

326 All he had to do was walk away from the negotiation. He worked on THIS BILL. He accepted THIS BILL. He defended THIS BILL.

He's not a dupe. He's a willing accomplice.


Both can be true. I'm sure McConnell told him "I'll back you all the way, and you'll be a hero of the party!"

Dumbass Lankford said "sounds good".

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:36 PM (CsUN+)

327 90 Day Fiance > Morning Joe

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

328 324 The monsters can be killed with guns, but nobody in the movie thinks to arm up like Ahnuld in Commando. Just so dumb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:34 PM

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If I remember correctly, they can only be killed with their heads are open and exposed because of the sound.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

329 Recall this asshole.
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Fecal Recall.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 03:38 PM (2yu8s)

330 People who've lost jobs in the Biden economy are voting for Trump regardless, but go on.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 03:29 PM (2ocoG)

Errrr I think we're usually simpatico, but how the shit do you know that? All of them are? None are staying home? They all blame Biden? They don't blame "Republicans"??

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:38 PM (oNgxs)

331 >>>250 Megyn is wrong. Journolists are NOT there to "represent the people." That lie - and the self regard it displays - is behind a lot of problems. They are there to report. Period. In so far as they "represent" anyone, it's their bosses (and the advertisers.)

Posted by: Eeyore
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I can see by your language that you are a professional person.
Personally, I just say, she's arrogant bitch, and be done with it.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:38 PM (Ui1jv)

332 326 All he had to do was walk away from the negotiation. He worked on THIS BILL. He accepted THIS BILL. He defended THIS BILL.

He's not a dupe. He's a willing accomplice.

Both can be true. I'm sure McConnell told him "I'll back you all the way, and you'll be a hero of the party!"

Dumbass Lankford said "sounds good".

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:36 PM (CsUN+)

Dumbass Lankford. That pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 07, 2024 03:38 PM (KbCG3)

333 Biden is a moderate centrist. That’s why he watches msnbc exclusively.

Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:38 PM (YofvK)

334 I'm curious if Beau Biden was there for Lankford's meeting with a popular commentator.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:38 PM (CsUN+)

335 My parents may have been a lot of things and I wasn't allowed a lot of bathtub toys, but the toaster was definitely on the approved list.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 03:30 PM (nIvob)

Tangential thought: The book I'm reading (well, it's on my nightstand, gathering dust at the moment) is James Douglass' "JFK and the Unspeakable," about the plot.

The book makes much use of Thomas Merton's writings, and how Merton was quite an influence on JFK. Merton died in a strange "accident" involving a fan falling into the tub with him.

Knowing what we know now... where was the nearest CIA agent at the time?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 03:38 PM (f+YYY)

336 "When White House aides appear on MSNBC's "Morning Joe," they're often booked between 7 and 7:40 a.m. ET. That's so they'll reach one crucial and loyal viewer: President Biden."


Biden probably watches Morning Joe like a dog I once had when it saw something that caught it's attention:

Raises ears, cocks head, paws at screen.

Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2024 03:39 PM (JojsZ)

337 SEN. LANKFORD: “An extraterrestrial kind of alien, also illegal I guess, told me Trump-supporting Republicans are from Mars. They are Martians.”
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Of course Lankford is nuttier than a Baby Ruth bar, and has no clue what just happened to him, or why everyone suddenly hates him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 03:39 PM (BgwYQ)

338 Yes, they were armored until you found the frequency, so you could only use the gun after that. And then, the sound of the gun would bring more.

Posted by: Wally at February 07, 2024 03:39 PM (hqVaF)

339 LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)

Lankford also had a Canadian girlfriend in middle school.

Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:39 PM (YofvK)

340 Fecal Recall.
Posted by: andycanuck


Not one of Schwarzenegger's bigger hits.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:39 PM (9yWhg)

341 If I had someone constantly singing my praises... I'd tune in too.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (xaFKb)

342 I have to tell you, I've read a lot of really bad, ill times bills over the years. But that bill in the senate is probably the worst sellout I have ever seen. It had to be written by open borders lobbyists. There is punch after punch to the nuts the more you read it. It is such a complete sellout and so contrary to what is needed, you have to think it's an op by Democrats. You start to think nobody could be that stupid, and then you hear Lankford or that Ass Pirate, Dan Crenshaw.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (ZSrej)

343 But, by statute, Trump wouldn't be able to do anything but allow it through 2029...?

It's almost like they wanted the mass immigration and didn't care about anything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

Does it suggest that some think there's a chance Trump might win?

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (oNgxs)

344 328 324 The monsters can be killed with guns, but nobody in the movie thinks to arm up like Ahnuld in Commando. Just so dumb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:34 PM

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If I remember correctly, they can only be killed with their heads are open and exposed because of the sound.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)
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In the second movie, IIRC they can be killed with shotguns like any normal animal. But regardless, they can be killed with guns. So of course nobody carries any. Nor does anyone think to maybe lure these very dumb monsters using sounds into an ambush or something. Nah, the characters just stumble around defenseless making as much noise as they possibly can.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

345 221 this observation on mining ratios is accurate it truly is a good time to buy silver. Silver has not kept up with gold anyway
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Ask why. It's been like this forever. It's artificially held down maybe??
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Industrial demand used to support silver prices via imaging/photos/etc. That source of demand due to digital imaging has dried up. Gold is also more popular as a store of value in India and China to individuals particularly jewelry. Silver tarnishes (particularly bad in polluted air)--gold doesn't.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (ysVwb)

346 We are not a country, we're just a Walmart.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (J8LnB)

347 I fucking LOVE Romeo13.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (oNgxs)

348 It makes sense that he watches Bevis & Butthead, it perfectly fits with his perverted life style.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (qZdIZ)

349 342 I have to tell you, I've read a lot of really bad, ill times bills over the years. But that bill in the senate is probably the worst sellout I have ever seen. It had to be written by open borders lobbyists. There is punch after punch to the nuts the more you read it. It is such a complete sellout and so contrary to what is needed, you have to think it's an op by Democrats. You start to think nobody could be that stupid, and then you hear Lankford or that Ass Pirate, Dan Crenshaw.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (ZSrej)

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Go Team Red.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

350 Biden probably watches Morning Joe like a dog I once had when it saw something that caught it's attention:

Raises ears, cocks head, paws at screen.
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2024 03:39 PM (JojsZ)


Biden and Morning Joe = Bevis and Butthead.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 07, 2024 03:41 PM (AiZBA)

351 Joe Scarhead remains an ass clown wrapped in a condom inside his anus.

Who on God's Green Earth is watching his crapfest of a TV show...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2024 03:41 PM (R/m4+)

352 Biden isn't watching anything except the folds on his eyelids and occasionally a kid

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2024 03:41 PM (oNgxs)

353 That kid who was defamed by Deadspin for wearing tne Chiefs colors at a game has sued The complaint is glorious

Got a link for that?
Posted by: Ian S.



http://tinyurl.com/3xhtmam9

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 03:41 PM (KNxm9)

354 Lankford can’t be as stupid as he is. Can he?

Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:41 PM (YofvK)

355 Wanted to “Kill” Christians, Jocks, And Preppy Girls with ‘Pipe Bombs’ ...
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Do they have an alibi for J6??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 03:32 PM (2yu8s)

Second question: How many FBI agents helped write the manifesto?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 07, 2024 03:41 PM (f+YYY)

356 LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)


Prove it. Show the text or blog entry. This is right up there with 'someone threatened me online but I deleted the Email' bullcrap.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2024 03:42 PM (xaFKb)

357 Well, I always thought anybody that watches Morning Joe is a retard. Guess I was right.

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

358 Joe Scarhead remains an ass clown wrapped in a condom inside his anus.

Who on God's Green Earth is watching his crapfest of a TV show...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2024 03:41 PM (R/m4+)


The entire administration.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 07, 2024 03:42 PM (AiZBA)

359 Your word for the day is "ululate."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (0gvp

wow there's a word for that?

So my comment changes to:

BBC screaming weirdo chicks are pikers.

-Iranian women what ululate at funerals.

Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 03:42 PM (wW1qL)

360 Recall this asshole.
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There was discussion in the OK GOP to censure the prick. I don't know if it went anywhere.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 07, 2024 03:42 PM (woPEM)

361 Wanted to “Kill” Christians, Jocks, And Preppy Girls with ‘Pipe Bombs’ ...
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Do they have an alibi for J6??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 03:32 PM (2yu8s)

Bugger, has entered the house...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2024 03:42 PM (xaFKb)

362 347 I fucking LOVE Romeo13.
Posted by: ...
___________

He's the dreamiest.

And I saw him first!

Posted by: *** at February 07, 2024 03:42 PM (lf83v)

363 The bill doesn't only allow 5,000 illegals aliens a day. Imagine this, if you are from a non-contiguous country you don't count on that number. So- China, Iran, Somalia, the continent of Africa or Asia doesn't count.

That is actually in the text.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (ZSrej)

364 Sen. Rubio on Langford: "I tried to warn him."

Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (G0vdT)

365 So of course nobody carries any. Nor does anyone think to maybe lure these very dumb monsters using sounds into an ambush or something. Nah, the characters just stumble around defenseless making as much noise as they possibly can.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

Why didn't the dummies just turn everything on and make as much noise all over the place as they could? The monsters would have given up and left.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (R/m4+)

366 I don't know specifically about this auction, but in some cases, the auction proceeds actually go to charity, not to to whoever raised the animal. The person who raised the critter gets the champion ribbon and bragging rights, the charity gets the money and the auction winner gets a write-off for the donation.

It's a write-off, Jerry. They just write it off.
Posted by: BillyD


In this one, all proceeds go to the kid who raised them.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (KNxm9)

367 >>>>>> Does it suggest that some think there's a chance Trump might win?

Posted by: ... at
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It's only the cheat that he has to beat.
He' beats the cheat he takes 46 minimum.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (Ui1jv)

368 Langford is a lying sack of maggot shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (pohLc)

369 Never forget Joe Scarborough was fucking his intern and then the intern died under “mysterious” circumstances.

Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (YofvK)

370 Oh, I forgot that HI and AL were states.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (Ui1jv)

371 Donde can shut the fuck up, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 03:44 PM (R4t5M)

372 The monsters can be killed with guns, but nobody in the movie thinks to arm up like Ahnuld in Commando. Just so dumb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:34 PM

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If I remember correctly, they can only be killed with their heads are open and exposed because of the sound.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)


Well, that and if you fired a gun, any alien within 10 miles would home in on you.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2024 03:44 PM (nFnyb)

373 Ellipsis, it's good to see you back. You had been gone a while, no?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:44 PM (9yWhg)

374 Wouldn't surprise me if Langford and Buttigig were buddies.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:44 PM (Ui1jv)

375 Sen. Rubio on Langford: "I tried to warn him."

And if anyone should know, it's NevergonnabePresident Rubio.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (CsUN+)

376 Wanted to “Kill” Christians, Jocks, And Preppy Girls with ‘Pipe Bombs’
____

I'm sensing an FBI presence with a smidgen of psychiatric "treatment" through drugs and manipulation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (lf83v)

377 320 I can't wait for Lankford to win his next primary and OK Republicans HAVE to vote for him in the general because the Democrat will be worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Long wait. He is up in 2028. Just reelected in 2022. That is how the game is played---people forget.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (ysVwb)

378 Hey guys, look at the great deal I just negotiated -- they're gonna give us $12 *and some beads* for Manhattan! Woo hoo!

Posted by: James "He Who Takes the Short Canoe to School" Lankford at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (qUkBO)

379 >>> Joe Scarhead remains an ass clown wrapped in a condom inside his anus.

Who on God's Green Earth is watching his crapfest of a TV show...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2024 03:41 PM (R/m4+)

I thought "ass clown" was a prolapsed rectum,

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (cOq4q)

380 Was this all some massive 5-d chess move by McConnell to get Lankford to resign? Because Glitch is too smart to think this piece of shit could have passed the senate or the house.

Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (YofvK)

381 365 So of course nobody carries any. Nor does anyone think to maybe lure these very dumb monsters using sounds into an ambush or something. Nah, the characters just stumble around defenseless making as much noise as they possibly can.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

Why didn't the dummies just turn everything on and make as much noise all over the place as they could? The monsters would have given up and left.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (R/m4+)
_____

There's a scene in the first movie where they go to a big waterfall and know that the monsters can't track them there because of the constant noise. I was like "then why the fuck don't you build your home there, instead of on that quiet farm where you're sitting ducks???" Everyone in the movie was so painfully stupid I was rooting for the monsters to kill them all . . . painfully.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

382 So Murkowski, Lankford, Collins and Romney all voted for that trash bill

Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (Akjoo)

383 Why didn't the dummies just turn everything on and make as much noise all over the place as they could? The monsters would have given up and left.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (R/m4+)


This is what I thought.

Lots of loud noise should render them helpless.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (nFnyb)

384 I can picture Biden in footie jammies watching Morning Joe.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (O9EMC)

385 377 320 I can't wait for Lankford to win his next primary and OK Republicans HAVE to vote for him in the general because the Democrat will be worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Long wait. He is up in 2028. Just reelected in 2022. That is how the game is played---people forget.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (ysVwb)

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"The other guy was crazy. That's why we gave Lankford a 57% point spread victory in the primary."
-OK Republicans, roughly 4 years from now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

386 Anybody seen Dan Crenshaw? I mean, the guy called us names for not reading the bill or a something. What about now, Danny? Where you be?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (ZSrej)

387 363 The bill doesn't only allow 5,000 illegals aliens a day. Imagine this, if you are from a non-contiguous country you don't count on that number.
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If you're a dependent of an illegal you're not counted either.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (woPEM)

388 365 So of course nobody carries any. Nor does anyone think to maybe lure these very dumb monsters using sounds into an ambush or something. Nah, the characters just stumble around defenseless making as much noise as they possibly can.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

Why didn't the dummies just turn everything on and make as much noise all over the place as they could? The monsters would have given up and left.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (R/m4+)

Yeah, now remake that with Southern Rednecks, or Veterans.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (xaFKb)

389 293 Lankford has got to feel like such a dupe. McConnell got him to head up the "negotiation", but now he's starting to realize he's jumped in front of a bus.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)

He'll still vote for Mitch to lead the senate.

Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (53oGX)

390 Because Glitch is too smart to think this piece of shit could have passed the senate or the house.

I think he's lost it. His focus and acuity are gone. The glitches are only a part of his deterioration.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (CsUN+)

391 Fecal Recall.

Not one of Schwarzenegger's bigger hits shits.
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Wrong.

Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (2yu8s)

392 380 Was this all some massive 5-d chess move by McConnell to get Lankford to resign? Because Glitch is too smart to think this piece of shit could have passed the senate or the house.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (YofvK)
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I was pondering that myself. What was the end game.

Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (G0vdT)

393 390 Because Glitch is too smart to think this piece of shit could have passed the senate or the house.

I think he's lost it. His focus and acuity are gone. The glitches are only a part of his deterioration.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (CsUN+)

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I think the GOPe is crazed to get amnesty into law and will throw pawns away in an effort to get it done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

394 354 Lankford can’t be as stupid as he is. Can he?
Posted by: Montec

Comped. Used to run church children's camps as a minister. Claimed that a girl who was 13 could consent to sex with a 15 yr old boy. That was below the legal age of consent in OK at the time even for the Romeo Juliet provisions of underage sex.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (ysVwb)

395 I've looked at both the Gorilla Channel and The View, and honestly the gorillas do a far better job of hurling their feces at each other. They are more handsome too.

Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (z+ik4)

396 Lankford will be the leading GOP candidate for president in 2028, if past history is any indication.

Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (YofvK)

397 Anybody seen Dan Crenshaw? I mean, the guy called us names for not reading the bill or a something. What about now, Danny? Where you be?
Posted by: Marcus T


He called a lid for today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (9yWhg)

398 "Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (ysVwb)"

Interested of your opinion on Whatley.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (ZSrej)

399 377 320 I can't wait for Lankford to win his next primary and OK Republicans HAVE to vote for him in the general because the Democrat will be worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
----------------------------

Don't worry James, it's in the bag.
_Mitch the Bitch

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (Ui1jv)

400 Was this all some massive 5-d chess move by McConnell to get Lankford to resign? Because Glitch is too smart to think this piece of shit could have passed the senate or the house.
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Oh it would have passed if they hadn't released the actual text. Even afterwards liars lime Crenshaw said it didn't say what it said. Tha8how we got here. They don't read the damn bills and lobbyists write them.

Posted by: Rolls eyes at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (kQOAV)

401 In this one, all proceeds go to the kid who raised them.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM (KNxm9)

Kid just got his college education paid, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (tkR6S)

402 If I had someone constantly singing my praises... I'd tune in too.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Thread WINNAH!!

You're so great!!!

Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (2yu8s)

403 372 The monsters can be killed with guns, but nobody in the movie thinks to arm up like Ahnuld in Commando. Just so dumb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:34 PM

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If I remember correctly, they can only be killed with their heads are open and exposed because of the sound.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

Well, that and if you fired a gun, any alien within 10 miles would home in on you.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2024 03:44 PM (nFnyb)
_____

Except they are killing them in Part 2 with guns and aren't worried about other monsters. The monsters showing up were pure plot devices and seemed not to follow any logic.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

404 "If I remember correctly, they can only be killed with their heads are open and exposed because of the sound.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"


You kind of think our vast military/scientific complex would have figured out that


A. they cannot swim
B. high pitched screech dispables them


But they were probably too busy chasing down white nationalist terrorists.

Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (JojsZ)

405 378 Hey guys, look at the great deal I just negotiated -- they're gonna give us $12 *and some beads* for Manhattan! Woo hoo!
Posted by: James "He Who Takes the Short Canoe to School" Lankford at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (qUkBO)

Funniest part of that whole thing? Legend has it they paid the wrong tribe in the first place.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2024 03:48 PM (xaFKb)

406 Off Austrian Simpsons' sock!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 03:48 PM (2yu8s)

407 Lankford will be the leading GOP candidate for president in 2028, if past history is any indication.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (YofvK)


"it's his turn." -- GOPe

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 07, 2024 03:48 PM (AiZBA)

408 404 You kind of think our vast military/scientific complex would have figured out that


A. they cannot swim
B. high pitched screech dispables them


But they were probably too busy chasing down white nationalist terrorists.
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2024 03:47 PM (JojsZ)

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So, you're saying that A Quiet Place was the most accurate military movie ever made?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 07, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

409 I think the GOPe is crazed to get amnesty into law and will throw pawns away in an effort to get it done.

The Senate majority leader is not a pawn. Lankford may be, but McConnell might also have fatally wounded himself.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:49 PM (CsUN+)

410 In this one, all proceeds go to the kid who raised them.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM


So Hunter Biden has started raising steers?

NOW I understand the inflated prices you were reporting.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:49 PM (HlyYF)

411 368 Langford is a lying sack of maggot shit.
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Unpossible. I taught Sunday School!

Posted by: James Lankford, Honking Mitch's Pecker at February 07, 2024 03:49 PM (woPEM)

412 393 390 Because Glitch is too smart to think this piece of shit could have passed the senate or the house.

I think he's lost it. His focus and acuity are gone. The glitches are only a part of his deterioration.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:46 PM (CsUN+)

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I think the GOPe is crazed to get amnesty into law and will throw pawns away in an effort to get it done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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McConnell's staff is running him just like Joe Biden's are.

Most of these staffers see the end of the line for their patrons and are just trying to cash out on the backs of these political dinosaurs before they lose political relevance.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:49 PM (ysVwb)

413 334 I'm curious if Beau Biden was there for Lankford's meeting with a popular commentator.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:38 PM (CsUN+)

Unfortunately he died from wounds incurred in defense of the bill...

Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 03:49 PM (53oGX)

414 Funniest part of that whole thing? Legend has it they paid the wrong tribe in the first place.
Posted by: Romeo13

Hiawatha was supposed to get his 10% for the Big Guy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:49 PM (9yWhg)

415 The Senate majority leader is not a pawn. Lankford may be, but McConnell might also have fatally wounded himself.

Minority

Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:50 PM (CsUN+)

416 369 Never forget Joe Scarborough was fucking his intern and then the intern died under “mysterious” circumstances.

Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM


I didn't realize that being lightly tapped with a needle dick could be fatal?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (HlyYF)

417 Oooooooooooo!

V O M I T H.

Posted by: CZ - FNG, Free Republic of Florida at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (MkuC5)

418 382 So Murkowski, Lankford, Collins and Romney all voted for that trash bill
Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2024 03:45 PM (Akjoo)

Pikers- Dewy ,Gypum and How Esq
-Moe

Posted by: None of the above candidates at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (wW1qL)

419 Unfortunately he died from wounds incurred in defense of the bill...
Posted by: Inogame


From papercuts when he was printing it out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (9yWhg)

420 B. high pitched screech dispables them

I'm pretty sure I saw this in Mars Attacks.

Posted by: spindrift at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (MqhXY)

421 There's a growing dissatisfaction with McConnell from a lot of the caucus. More than previously to the point he's losing some of his support. You can see sharks circling in the water. I honestly wonder how long he can hold on. Which is too bad.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (ZSrej)

422 Never saw "A Quiet Place" because it sounded really stupid, even for Hollywood. Monsters hunt by sound, huh? Turn on every boombox, car alarm, fire alarm, air raid siren and basically render them "blind."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 07, 2024 03:52 PM (BxvY+)

423 "The other guy was crazy. That's why we gave Lankford a 57% point spread victory in the primary."
-OK Republicans, roughly 4 years from now
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Pretty much. That is how you end up with crappy senators even from deep red states. They act like moderate Dems in office but play conservative during their last two years in office.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:52 PM (ysVwb)

424 415 The Senate majority leader is not a pawn. Lankford may be, but McConnell might also have fatally wounded himself.

Minority
Posted by: Archimedes at February 07, 2024 03:50 PM (CsUN+)

Majority, Minority, eh. They both serve at the pleasure of Xi and the WEF.

Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:52 PM (YofvK)

425 Never forget Joe Scarborough was fucking his intern and then the intern died under “mysterious” circumstances.

Posted by: Montec


I hate it when that happens.
-- Gary Condit

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:52 PM (9yWhg)

426 They act like moderate Dems in office but play conservative during their last two years in office.
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:52 PM (ysVwb)

Lankford’s campaign slogan will be build the dang wall in 2028.

Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (YofvK)

427 I think the GOPe is crazed to get amnesty into law and will throw pawns away in an effort to get it done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures
......

Think of all those brand new taxpayers!

Posted by: wth at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

428 Anybody seen Dan Crenshaw? I mean, the guy called us names for not reading the bill or a something. What about now, Danny? Where you be?
Posted by: Marcus T

He called a lid for today.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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When does the stock market close??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (2yu8s)

429 "Joe should appear on Dancing With the Stars"

Scarborough or Biden?

Posted by: RM at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (urbih)

430 After this commercial break, we will report new, declassified details about Beau Biden's heroism in Iraq, in the battle he was killed in while personally leading a combined SEAL and Delta Force Team into an ISIS bunker and tunnel complex!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (5fDan)

431 The Dem's were in trouble. Illegal immigration was going to cost them this fall.

Heck, Biden probably would have had to shut down the border anyway.

Then Mitch throws them a life line.

Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2024 03:53 PM (G0vdT)

432 Fight for Thirteen!

Posted by: Always James Lankford, 2028 Campaign Slogan at February 07, 2024 03:54 PM (qUkBO)

433 421 There's a growing dissatisfaction with McConnell from a lot of the caucus. More than previously to the point he's losing some of his support. You can see sharks circling in the water. I honestly wonder how long he can hold on. Which is too bad.
Posted by: Marcus T
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McConnell's folly is that he is costing his caucus sweet moolah from Ukraine and Israeli bills by tying the unpopular POS immigration bill with it.

It has made massive foreign aid packages much harder to push now especially as McCarthy is gone as speaker.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:55 PM (ysVwb)

434 Then Mitch throws them a life line.
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Nobody better not be sayin' we had anything to do with it.

Posted by: US Chamber of Commerce at February 07, 2024 03:55 PM (woPEM)

435 "Joe should appear on Dancing With the Stars"

Scarborough or Biden?
Posted by: RM


Besser

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 03:56 PM (9yWhg)

436 Oh, I forgot that HI and AL were states.

The Democrats officially support HI's separatism movement. I think the GOP should too.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2024 03:57 PM (2ocoG)

437 Lankford’s campaign slogan will be build the dang wall in 2028.
Posted by: Montec
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Yep. That is why we are going to crash and crash hard. Treasury switched to short term bills to finance the debt when interest rates rose and now they have something like 11 trillion dollars to refi soon with much higher interest rates.

Congress is playing Jenga essentially in both international and fiscal affairs.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:57 PM (ysVwb)

438 They never liked McConnell but Mc had control and knew how to use it. He's now McGlich whose knife has lost its edge.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (Ui1jv)

439 There's a growing dissatisfaction with McConnell from a lot of the caucus. More than previously to the point he's losing some of his support. You can see sharks circling in the water. I honestly wonder how long he can hold on. Which is too bad.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 03:51 PM (ZSrej)

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Unfortunately, his replacement in the Senate Leadership will be a Mini-McConnell Clonal.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (36rIt)

440 258 SEN. LANKFORD: “I had a popular commentator that told me flat out…if you try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this presidential year, I will do whatever I can to destroy you because I do not want you to solve this during the Presidential election.”
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 07, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)
++++
This never happened.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 03:25 PM (yjAVs)

Lankford just claiming his Kari Lake moment without the audio of course.

Posted by: 7man at February 07, 2024 03:58 PM (Gfz8S)

441 The Massachusetts AWFLs are out in force today: "The do-nothing GOP Congress won't pass the bipartisan bill that solves the border crisis! It's all Trump's fault!"

A mildly retarded five year old could have seen this coming. But the Grand Old Pussies in the Senate didn't. Again.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at February 07, 2024 03:59 PM (qUkBO)

442 I put "AL" which should have been AK.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 04:00 PM (Ui1jv)

443 Unfortunately, his replacement in the Senate Leadership will be a Mini-McConnell Clonal.
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I don't know how these things are done. There has to be a way to get someone other than fucking Thune up for a vote, right?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (woPEM)

444 Unfortunately, his replacement in the Senate Leadership will be a Mini-McConnell Clonal.
Posted by: ShainS
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Cornyn, Thune, and Barasso are reportedly vying to succeed McConnell. Barasso is probably the least objectionable right now and he was one of the first of the Senate leadership to jump off the immigration bill train.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (ysVwb)

445 Congress is playing Jenga essentially in both international and fiscal affairs.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 03:57 PM (ysVwb)

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Old Busted: The Hubris of the Tower of Babel.
New Hotness:The Hubris of the Tower of Jenga.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM (36rIt)

446 Oh, I forgot that HI and AK were states.


That's OK. Some on this blog think that Rhode Island doesn't exist.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM (9yWhg)

447 I don't know how these things are done. There has to be a way to get someone other than fucking Thune up for a vote, right?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

GOP Caucus of senators votes. Majority of GOP senators wins the spot.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:02 PM (ysVwb)

448
Maybe Chamber of Commerce money is the last revenue source the GOP has and Mitch is focused like a laser on that.

Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 04:03 PM (j4U/Z)

449 Old Busted: The Hubris of the Tower of Babel.
New Hotness:The Hubris of the Tower of Jenga.
Posted by: ShainS
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Heh. Melting down into a puddle of mud versus catastrophic crash. Well done.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:03 PM (ysVwb)

450 PDT Trials nood

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 04:03 PM (2yu8s)

451 Cornyn, Thune, and Barasso are reportedly vying to succeed McConnell. Barasso is probably the least objectionable right now and he was one of the first of the Senate leadership to jump off the immigration bill train.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:01 PM (ysVwb)

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Thanks for the Inside Baseball -- don't follow it as closely as you. Good to know ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 07, 2024 04:03 PM (36rIt)

452 Oh, boy, Johnny Cornhole senate majority leader. Scottieeeeee

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2024 04:04 PM (Ui1jv)

453 Thanks for the Inside Baseball -- don't follow it as closely as you. Good to know ...
Posted by: ShainS

You are welcome. Cornyn is a prolific fundraiser which is why he sells out everything to donors. Thune is probably the banksta and financial services candidate just like Schumer as a lot of insurance and banks have operations in SD. Barasso lags behind in fundraising but has a better voting record than the other two.

Posted by: whig at February 07, 2024 04:06 PM (ysVwb)

454 >>There's a growing dissatisfaction with McConnell from a lot of the caucus. ... I honestly wonder how long he can hold on. Which is too bad.

Posted by: Marcus T


he will stay until he literally dies on the Senate floor
he will not be dislodged

Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 04:08 PM (geLO8)

455 Maybe Chamber of Commerce money is the last revenue source the GOP has and Mitch is focused like a laser on that.
Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 04:03 PM (j4U/Z)

I think Glitch (and other GOPe's) were focused on that sweet sweet Ukraine money-laundering scheme.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 07, 2024 04:08 PM (BdMk6)

456 Never forget Joe Scarborough was fucking his intern and then the intern died under “mysterious” circumstances.

Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 03:43 PM

I didn't realize that being lightly tapped with a needle dick could be fatal?
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It isn't. But slamming her head against the corner of my desk so hard it caused a depressed skull fx and leaving her there to die will do it every time.

Posted by: Msnbc emee at February 07, 2024 04:08 PM (kQOAV)

457 Anybody seen Dan Crenshaw? I mean, the guy called us names for not reading the bill or a something. What about now, Danny? Where you be?
Posted by: Marcus T


He's keeping an eye on us.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 07, 2024 04:11 PM (CecP5)

458 Taylor Swift sells off one of her $40m private jets - but keeps her even larger plane to commute to lover Travis Kelce in Kansas City, as she threatens to sue college student who tracks her whereabouts

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 04:12 PM (RHGPo)

459 The BBC clip: those must be the women who recorded the high pitched screaming that seems to be piped into every TV broadcast of NFL games.

Posted by: Bud Norton at February 07, 2024 04:33 PM (+26iF)

460 Kamala Harris is the Opra Winfrey of Lizzos.

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