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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Report — 2/7/24The House of Representatives let Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas off the hook for the border crisis created under his watch in a historic 216-214 vote against impeachment. Reps. Ken Buck (R-CO) and Tom McClintock (R-CA) announced before the vote they would vote against impeachment. They were joined by Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI) in voting with unified Democrats. After the vote was decided, Rep. Blake Moore (R-UT) voted nay, but only for procedural reasons so that the House may vote on the measure again at some point. . . Buck, who announced last year this would be his final term and has openly expressed a desire to work for [MSNSDAP] or [XiNN], and McClintock, who last year told Breitbart News Daily he believes the impeachment is unconstitutional, were seen as immovable. . . . . . The defeat is the latest for Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA), who inherited a slim majority that has been decimated further by the ejection of Rep. George Santos (R-NY), early retirement of Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), and, temporarily, the absence of Majority Leader Steve Scalise (R-LA), who is recovering from cancer. Johnson may bring the impeachment resolution to the floor again as soon as tomorrow but has not announced his plans.Meanwhile, as the GOP tries to figure out more ways to try, and mostly fail, to fool us into believing they're a principled opposition party, the Democrats literally wheel in sub-moron Eddie Munster Woof-Woof doppelgänger Al Green, straight from an operating room, barefoot and dressed in a hospital gown to vote "no." Unreal, as in all too real. Don't get me wrong; I'm not ripping the GOP for not doing the same with Steve Scalise. The point is the Dems will stop at nothing to win, legally if possible, or the other 99.99% of the time, amorally, unethically and criminally. Our side will not. And I don't mean breaking the law or rules to do so but merely fighting as passionately as the scumbag Lefties do, and coming back again and again and again. They don't and won't mostly because they can't. The GOP is controlled by an equally amoral, venal element that cares about one thing: wetting their beak off of, and in service to the Democrat-Leftists' and now corporatists' quest for absolute power via the destruction of the republic. With that said, while Mike Johnson is turning into a bitter disappointment, what I just stated is likely a huge reason for his failures. In that light, it's kind of a miracle that his controlling of the gavel makes the sham emergency border security bill DOA. About the only positive spin I can put on this is regardless of the propaganda that the GOP and Trump are to blame for the disaster at the border and the refusal to pass this alleged cure for the problem, a very large portion of the public can see right through that. The case in point is the situation where wet meets back on the Rio Grande, where the potential for shit to get real just got cranked up a few notches. Or has it? The left has been urging [so-called quote-unquote "president"] Biden to federalize National Guard troops to reopen Texas's border where illegal immigrants have been overrunning the state. It appears Biden has begun the process of doing that by ordering the Alaska National Guard to get ready to deploy to the border in support of the federal government, not the security of the border. Texas has been securing the border with layers of concertina wire on top of stacks of shipping containers — a wall, in other words. Texas Gov. Gregg Abbott calls the program "Operation Lone Star." The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in January that the federal government could take down Abbott's razor wire while Texas's rights to prevent an invasion are appealed. The announcement of the National Guard deployment plan is a brushback pitch by the Biden Administration to Texas and a signal to his leftist base that he heard them. The Anchorage Daily News reports that the deployment of the troops is scheduled for 2025 — after the election.Emphasis mine. The Kalorama Klown Komintern understand that the massive invasion of foreigners they intentionally set in motion is the #1 issue with voters. Whatever bullshit agit-prop is being spewed on the usual State-aligned house organs stands in sharp contrast with the optics that reflect the facts on the ground. That is, Governor Greg Abbott by erecting barriers and deploying his state's law enforcement units to interdict the invasion is actually solving the problem. At least the ground invasion route that runs through Texas. Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants? After denying for months on end that there was no border crisis and then suddenly, with the election looming, shrieking there is one and it's Trump's and Abbott's fault, we need to pass a bill! 370 pages long. With no time to review it. And some of the leaked pages showing (as Abbott notes above) it actually empowers the invasion to continue unimpeded, pays lip service at best to "security," greases the skids for mass amnesty, and sends the overwhelming lion's share of money to Ukraine, Gaza and Israel. Remember first and foremost that it's Abbott's shipping all those allegedly mythical illegal alien invaders to blue shit hole sanctuary cities that is arguably one of the most effective political moves in decades insofar as making the Democrats eat their words about their sanctuary policies, on top of their defund the police movement that has made the national crime wave 100 times worse and most crucially pissed off an ever increasing percentage of their once rock hard, reliable base. Thank you, Governor Abbott. Your action negates the bullshit from the junta. That's why they won't deploy forces now to confront you. Yet while Obama seems to be shitting Joey's Depends by delaying the move until after the election, if Biden or Big Mikey Forearms or Kamala "Jaws (Teeth & Tongue)" come out on top of Trump (as in 2020, the word "win" will not be applicable) you better believe they are indeed going to move on Texas. I would not put it past them to even arrest Abbott, Ken Paxton and perhaps the entire Republican side of the state legislature. It looks as if rank and file CBP agents, at least anecdotally, are up in arms over this bill and by extension their overlords in DC who so far have failed to ram it through. But what of the National Guardsmen or should it come to it actual US military personnel? I believe there are strong proscriptions against their deployment within our borders against the citizenry. But we are dealing with tyrants who have long since abrogated their oaths and sold their souls to Satan. After everything we've been through these past three years, nothing is going to stand in their way. So my question stands.[T]he Alaska National Guard on Friday said that a memorandum from the federal government had been issued, directing Alaska forces to prepare two LUH-72 Lakota helicopters and 20 guardsmen to potentially be deployed in early 2025. The units would help provide aviation support to U.S. Customs and Border Protection, said Alaska National Guard spokesperson Alan Brown. Maj. Ryan Wierzbicki, a spokesman for the U.S. Army’s Joint Task Force North, said in a phone interview that Alaska guard members could be sent to any of four states along the border, including Texas and Arizona.But the Guard won't go to help Texas stanch the onslaught of humanity; rather, it will do the federal government's bidding. "Brown said there are currently no plans for Alaska National Guard soldiers to be deployed in support of [Abbott's] Operation Lone Star," the Daily News reported. Abbott claims the new Ukraine funding bill, which claims to be a border bill, removes his and other states' rights to sue the federal government within their own states. The bill requires that all lawsuits against the federal government be heard in the overwhelmingly leftist District of Columbia. Before I get into my analysis, I want to make it clear I believe that anyone who wants a civil war to happen in the U.S. is dangerously naïve, insane, or working for one of America’s enemies. Imagine a Russia-Ukraine-type conflict in the U.S. Thanks to Hollywood, most Americans believe that rebellions can be started and won by small ragtag groups of patriots, freedom fighters, insurrectionists, or everyday common folk. All you need are pistols, assault weapons, bows and arrows, and maybe a few Molotov cocktails. Blow up the Death Star, and the problem is solved. But that is not how it usually works. Revolutions require armaments, soldiers, money, something worth fighting for, and popular support. Unless lives are at stake, few people are angry or committed enough to leave jobs or families to risk going to jail or dying needlessly. . .The author cites a number of examples of rebellions and the Revolution and Civil War itself. Continuing . . . . . . You might notice a pattern here. First, important issues divide our country, like independence versus obedience to the king or slavery versus freedom. Then, either a military skirmish occurs before sides get chosen or sides get chosen before the military gets involved. Both the Revolution and the Civil War were started by state military organizations, not by groups of armed radicals. We are at a similar junction in history right now. Politics has divided the country, and the pivotal issue is unlimited illegal immigration. Few wanted it. No one expected it when he voted for Biden. And now almost no one is willing to pay the price socially or financially to support it. The White House may have believed that its open border policy would get someone, anyone, to pick up a gun to stop the madness. It would give Biden an excuse to impose martial law, ban assault weapons or handguns, or both. But the horde of right-wing extremists the far-left fantasizes about does not exist. It seems the [junta[ may have gone too far too fast. The whole country is aware of this issue, and opposition is rising, leading the states to get directly involved. The Texas National Guard has been sent to the border to stop the flow of migrants. Roughly half of the states have declared their support for Texas. If Democrats want to continue unlimited illegal immigration, Biden could nationalize the Texas National Guard, take control, and send it home. But what happens if Texas says no? Would Biden order the armed forces to disarm or attack the Texas Guard? Would the use of the armed forces be legal? Do Democrats care?No. They don't. They are banking on both the power of the media and technology to control narratives and keep people silent and obedient, if not happy. They think it can trump (heh) the fact that the majority of the citizenry are armed to the teeth, gambling that we'd never use it. What it would take are an economic crash and civil unrest that directly touches their lives – and with the economy on the brink and 8 million invaders in our midst, on top of the 40 million already here, plus an anarcho-terroristic crime wave going strong it's going to do just that. But, it will take a public figure or figures for the citizenry to rally around when indeed all bets are well and truly off. We're not there yet. God help us if we ever do get to that point but I fear there's no way to stop it, especially if 2024 goes the way of 2020. And with that in mind, here's a little story that caught my eye this morning. See if you can see what this portends vis a vis the current situation at the border: Squatters are ruining entire neighborhoods in Atlanta and police response to evict is so slow, some homeowners have resorted to paying nuisances to leave. Brazen squatters even opened an illegal strip club on a property they had taken over — one of the 1,200 homes which has been squatted in the city according to the National Rental Home Council (NRHC) trade group. “I’d be terrified in Atlanta to lease out one of my properties,” Matt Urbanski, who manages a local home-cleaning company, told Bloomberg. Urbanski’s company cleans out homes for corporate landlords, and in some cases has to remove squatter’s posessions. Recently one of his employees was shot after attempting to remove intruders from a property. Simon Frost, CEO of large-scale landlord Tiber Capital Group, said there have been incidents of unlawful occupants brandishing weapons and threatening neighbors which affects the safety of neighborhoods and other residents, according to Bloomberg. Evicting squatters in Atlanta is tough, involving negotiating court backlogs and strained police resources. Meanwhile, online listings and virtual real estate agents make it easy for squatters to identify vacant properties to break into. In October, an Atlanta neighborhood found itself at the center of a scandal involving squatters who transformed a home into an illegal strip club, complete with weekend parties and even live horses on the property. The drama unfolded at in the South Fulton area when, where four individuals — DeAnthony Maddox, Jeremy Wheat, Kelvin Hall, and Tarahsjay Forde — took up residence without permission. Little did the neighbors know, the 4,000 square foot, five-bedroom home with three bathrooms would become a den of illicit activity. The squatters ran the clandestine strip club, held noisy parties and even organized car races in the street, ruining the neighborhood for others, according to local reports. “They would get live horses. One day they had live horses,” one neighbor told Atlanta station WSB-TV TV2. Eventually a SWAT team had to clear out the house and recovered two stolen cars, a stolen weapon and stolen credit cards from the property, according to the local report. One neighbor told The Post they are afraid to even go on vacation because if squatters find out the home is vacant they just move right in. “Is this even America anymore? We are homeowners and we can’t even do anything about trespassers?” The neighbor said in frustration.Atlanta. Georgia. Reminds me of Fani "Gotta-Be-Da-Butt-Bob" Willis. She's otherwise engaged and is also a squatter. Mostly squatting on Darius Wade's penosterous between trying to railroad Donald Trump. Too busy to fight actual crime. Meh, this kind of activity is allowed because of the decriminalization of crime in the name of "social justice." This garbage with individuals of a melanin content not to be discussed is horrible enough. But that's not what sparked my Spidey-sense to start tingling. Recall a number of blue shit hole governors and mayors offering to pay people to house illegal alien migrant invaders which resulted in a less than enthusiastic response from the citizenry. Bupkis. Less than bupkis. It was bupkis-lite. It was less than the lint bupkis has in its pockets. So when a sleazy criminal tyrant like for instance Maura "Heal Thyself" Healy doesn't have volunteers, she'll just pick some. You think the Dems won't just declare some sort of emergency and seize unoccupied homes to "temporarily" house illegal aliens? Quartering of soldiers? Pfft! The Supreme Court is going to rule on whether unrealized income can be taxed. What all of this boils down to is this:
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first?
Posted by: Boswell at February 07, 2024 07:59 AM (K+UlC) 2
I would've been first but I had to scroll to the bottom.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 07:59 AM (991eG) 3
Oh yeah! See what not reading the content does?
Posted by: Boswell at February 07, 2024 07:59 AM (K+UlC) 4
The House of Representatives let Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas off the hook for the border crisis created under his watch in a historic 216-214 vote against impeachment.
Reps. Ken Buck (R-CO) and Tom McClintock (R-CA) announced before the vote they would vote against impeachment. Rethuglicans are not on conservatives side. Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:00 AM (KNxm9) 5
I could have been first but I had to reboot my toothbrush.
Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 08:00 AM (vFG9F) 6
Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 07, 2024 08:00 AM (ju2Fy) 7
Its Hump Day
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:00 AM (ENQN6) 8
Nooded.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 07, 2024 08:01 AM (ju2Fy) 9
hiya
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:01 AM (T4tVD) 10
Reps. Ken Buck (R-CO)cksucker and Tom McClintock (R-CA)tomite announced before the vote they would vote against impeachment. They were joined by Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI)mp in voting with unified Democrats.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:02 AM (ENQN6) 11
I don't see how the Pubs in the House planned so badly. It's like they wanted to fail.
Posted by: Guy without a clue at February 07, 2024 08:02 AM (vFG9F) 12
I must live under a rock. I didn't know Scalise had cancer.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 08:03 AM (iF0sF) 13
Interestingly, Biden's conspiracy with "non-governmental organizations" to open the border violates black letter law. GOP House members point to explicit outlawing of what the junta has been doing, dating from decades of border law.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 08:04 AM (zu5fE) 14
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:05 AM (Zz0t1) 15
R's voting against impeachment of Mayorkas and Gaetz endorsing McCarthy for RNC Chair is exactly why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:06 AM (Zz0t1) 16
"Chuck Schumer: "I Have Never Worked More Closely With Leader McConnell"
As he rammed his tiny dick into McConnell's sloppy asshole. Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 08:07 AM (vFG9F) 17
Yeah that GOP sure showed everyone who's boss huh? Useless fucks.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 08:07 AM (iF0sF) Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:07 AM (T4tVD) 19
15 R's voting against impeachment of Mayorkas and Gaetz endorsing McCarthy for RNC Chair is exactly why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:06 AM (Zz0t1) None of the Republicans are the "Warrior We Need", and anybody who IS that kind of Warrior knows better than to go into the DC Swamp. Posted by: XTC at February 07, 2024 08:07 AM (UnA8+) 20
I'm sure glad the GOPe is taking a serious approach to all these issues.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 08:08 AM (R4t5M) 21
I must live under a rock. I didn't know Scalise had cancer.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer I didn't know Toby Keith did either. I knew he had it, but I thought he beat it after going back on tour in December with two shows in Vegas. Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:09 AM (KNxm9) 22
If Democrats want to continue unlimited illegal immigration, Biden could nationalize the Texas National Guard, take control, and send it home.
Or could it? (3)the President is unable with the regular forces to execute the laws of the United States; the President may call into Federal service members and units of the National Guard of any State in such numbers as he considers necessary to repel the invasion, suppress the rebellion, or execute those laws. Orders for these purposes shall be issued through the governors of the States or, in the case of the District of Columbia, through the commanding general of the National Guard of the District of Columbia. What if the Gov refuses?? Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:09 AM (ENQN6) 23
JJ - Eye-opening video on Twit/X of someone asking the nationality of the so-called 'migrants' as they strolled past. Russian, Chinese, some Mediterranean Muslim country (I forget the name), and the usual south of the border crews. Link: https://t.ly/an8-O (30 seconds) Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 08:10 AM (nIvob) 24
Reps. Ken Buck (R-CO) and Tom McClintock (R-CA) announced before the vote they would vote against impeachment. They were joined by Rep. Mike Gallagher (R-WI) in voting with unified Democrats. After the vote was decided, Rep. Blake Moore (R-UT) voted nay, but only for procedural reasons so that the House may vote on the measure again at some point.
++++ Gotta love it. This is the GOP, by the way. This is who they are. This is what they do. These are not "RINOs." The conservatives and rebels - guys like Rand or Gaetz - are the RINOs, not these cucks. These cucks are the real mccoy. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:10 AM (yjAVs) 25
Its Hump Day
Posted by: rhennigantx "On your marks...." Posted by: JT Snotz! Stop that! Leave Clark's leg alone! Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:10 AM (KNxm9) 26
In October, an Atlanta neighborhood found itself at the center of a scandal involving squatters who transformed a home into an illegal strip club, complete with weekend parties and even live horses on the property.
DONKEY PARTY Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:11 AM (ENQN6) Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 08:11 AM (991eG) 28
Property rights are a fundamental principle of America. Which is why the Left is working so hard to erase them. Being unable to go on vacation because of fear of squatters is ridiculous, and that resident is right to wonder where their country has gone.
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to get a move on at February 07, 2024 08:11 AM (dtlDP) 29
11 I don't see how the Pubs in the House planned so badly. It's like they wanted to fail.
Posted by: Guy without a clue at February 07, 2024 08:02 AM (vFG9F) Divided party with the Quislings pulling the strings and pursestrings. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 08:11 AM (x0n13) Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 08:11 AM (2yu8s) 31
Snotz! Stop that! Leave Clark's leg alone!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:10 AM (KNxm9) best let him finish Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:11 AM (ENQN6) 32
I have a friend who lives in Gulf Breeze, Florida, which is whitey white white. He went out of town and his lawn guy took advantage and shot a rap video using my friend's large house and property. My friend found out all these negroes were running around his house and shaking booty and other things when the lawn guy showed him the rap video, which had won some dumb rap award. Lawn guy and the whole house staff was fired the same day. Hilarious.
More coffee... More coffee... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2024 08:12 AM (R/m4+) 33
So Ronna McRomney is gonna resign? At least that's good news...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2024 08:12 AM (Akjoo) Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 08:12 AM (OoD92) 35
Abbott claims the new Ukraine funding bill, which claims to be a border bill, removes his and other states' rights to sue the federal government within their own states. The bill requires that all lawsuits against the federal government be heard in the overwhelmingly leftist District of Columbia.
++++ That's the opposite of how it should be. *No* case not involving an exclusively local crime (e.g., robbery, murder, etc.) should ever be tried in DC. DC should not have any federal courts at all other than SCOTUS. Neither should places in DC's bubble (NOVA, maybe even eastern WV). All those cases should be tried in the interior, and the venues chosen by lottery. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:13 AM (yjAVs) 36
I noted when the overturned RvW that it would really hurt the GOP. And not because it would somehow make young women more rabidly Leftist than they are, which is silly. They're already all Maoists who live on the Left Pole.
I argue that it hurts them with their own base, because it suddenly and unexpectedly stripped away that fake Party's cheapest, easiest and (most importantly) risk-free virtue signal and fundraising mechanism. I was, for a long time, in Ken Buck's district. He's one of the(R)enfields it hurts most. He was always a corporate fascist stooge and cuck whose only "conservative" bona fides were warmongering and pro-life positions. Warmongering went out of style, and that Court decision took away the last thing that differentiated him from the center-left end of the Dem spectrum. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 08:13 AM (0FoWg) 37
At least McDaniel is leaving.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 07, 2024 08:13 AM (8fTk4) 38
I must live under a rock. I didn't know Scalise had cancer. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 08:03 AM When he was bypassed for the Speaker role I thought it curious, but there was no mention at the time of any health issue, that I can recall. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 08:13 AM (nIvob) 39
26 In October, an Atlanta neighborhood found itself at the center of a scandal involving squatters who transformed a home into an illegal strip club, complete with weekend parties and even live horses on the property.
DONKEY PARTY Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:11 AM (ENQN6) I just assumed every building in Atlanta was a strip club. Posted by: XTC at February 07, 2024 08:13 AM (UnA8+) 40
In October, an Atlanta neighborhood found itself at the center of a scandal involving squatters who transformed a home into an illegal strip club, complete with weekend parties and even live horses on the property.
DONKEY PARTY Posted by: rhennigantx MUSTANG RANCH Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 08:13 AM (R4t5M) 41
Whats the difference in house squatters and illegal invaders?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:13 AM (ENQN6) 42
In October, an Atlanta neighborhood found itself at the center of a scandal involving squatters who transformed a home into an illegal strip club, complete with weekend parties and even live horses on the property.
DONKEY PARTY Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:11 AM (ENQN6) Bringing the Tijuana Experience to Hot-lanta! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2024 08:14 AM (4I/2K) 43
The Anchorage Daily News reports that the deployment of the troops is scheduled for 2025 -- after the election.
++++ Makes sense. If the Administration is going to send armed forces to Texas to break the nullification crisis, it is going to involve federal soldiers either arresting or killing Texas soldiers (unless the Texas soldiers choose to surrender and let the federal soldiers do their thing without opposition) while opening the border for and escorting an invasion force into the United States. This would be, as they say, "bad optics" during an election year. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:14 AM (yjAVs) 44
Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ
They are banking on both the power of the media and technology to control narratives and keep people silent and obedient, if not happy. ==== This is about Taylor Swift, right? Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2024 08:15 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:15 AM (T4tVD) 46
39 26 In October, an Atlanta neighborhood found itself at the center of a scandal involving squatters who transformed a home into an illegal strip club, complete with weekend parties and even live horses on the property.
Good... Since the media doesn't truly cover this invasion the reality may wake some up if they see for themselves. Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2024 08:15 AM (Akjoo) 47
Things not going well for ‘hockey stick wizard’ Michael Mann in court. Mark Steyn is destroying him with his banter and creative prose.
Nice piece in Hot Air Posted by: Redenzo at February 07, 2024 08:15 AM (V/pbu) 48
"You, my brothers and sisters, were called to be free. But do not use your freedom to indulge the flesh; rather, serve one another humbly in love."
Galatians 5:13 Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 08:15 AM (tU/hh) 49
With that said, while Mike Johnson is turning into a huge disappointment, what I just stated is likely a huge reason for his failures.
We're never going to get a microwave solution where a single person fixes things. We have the entirety of the global political/economic world arrayed against us. The best we can hope for is for people who cause masks to drop and then to work to hound the evildoers and remora out of public life. It's a crusade whose end, assuming a good end, most of us will not live to see but the only other choice is to surrender either to violence or evil. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 08:15 AM (GYIa4) 50
I saw Brazen Squatters open for Clandestine Strip Club at the Boathouse in '94.
Posted by: Musik For the (M)asses at February 07, 2024 08:16 AM (V5BDR) 51
Its Hump Day
Posted by: rhennigantx "On your marks...." Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:07 AM (T4tVD) The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump Come on and do the Humpty Hump Come on and do the Humpty Hump Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2024 08:16 AM (4I/2K) 52
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 08:16 AM (53oGX) Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 07, 2024 08:16 AM (SfhV1) 54
Whats the difference in house squatters and illegal invaders?
Posted by: rhennigantx None. And we are about to see a convergence. Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 07, 2024 08:16 AM (8fTk4) 55
When he was bypassed for the Speaker role I thought it curious, but there was no mention at the time of any health issue, that I can recall.
Hmm.. interesting. Sure seem to be keeping it pretty quiet. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 07, 2024 08:16 AM (iF0sF) 56
It would be entertaining if the Alaska National Guard gets to the border, sees the catastrophic mess left by FJB, and then immediately switches sides and joins the Texas Guard.
What will FJB do then? (Assuming he's still alive and/or POTUS) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2024 08:17 AM (7fElN) 57
Nikki Haley lost the Nevada Primary last night to None of These Candidates.
None of These Candidates 60% Nikki Haley 33% Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 08:17 AM (LkLld) 58
...ordering the Alaska National Guard to get ready to deploy...
So, use red state troops to fight red state troops. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 08:17 AM (GYIa4) 59
Let me get out my laser pointer...
Posted by: Don Black at February 07, 2024 08:17 AM (geLO8) 60
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
JJ, I don't know how you (and CBD, with the podcast) can wade through this stuff day after day and not want to just take the gas pipe. You have more moral strength in one finger than I have in my whole rotten frame. You, sir, are a true mensch. (and now back to work, be back later) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 07, 2024 08:17 AM (Q0kLU) 61
An important physics lesson to be learned when the two Chilean SWAT team members were halfway across and the smaller one tried to push the plus-sized team member across with her feet and ended up sliding backwards to the starting ramp.
Thanks for posting this, JJ. And Happy Birthday. (A little birdie told me.) Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 08:17 AM (991eG) 62
Corporate house owners meet squatters. Pick your poison.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 08:18 AM (OoD92) 63
Whats the difference in house squatters and illegal invaders?
Posted by: rhennigantx Easier to shoot, shovel & shut up squatters. Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:18 AM (KNxm9) 64
Remember first and foremost that it's Abbott's shipping all those allegedly mythical illegal alien invaders to blue shit hole sanctuary cities that is arguably one of the most effective political moves in decades ...
++++ True, and it's one about which I have to eat some crow. I didn't think it would matter at all, because the numbers involved are so small. The numbers *are* small, and it shouldn't have mattered. It did matter because the overall numbers are so large - albeit most of them aren't cross-shipped from Texas and Florida, but sent by NGOs - and because it gave the blue governors and mayors a ready-made excuse to talk about the catastrophes they're dealing with. Those catastrophes are not Abbott's (or DeSantis') fault. Their scheme is a rounding error on the total influx hitting the blue cities. But it lets the rulers of those cities blame an external force, which lets them talk about the disastrous problems all this unchecked migratory flow is causing. Abbott is the lunch lady. He gave the blue rulers a hate object to use for cover as they start to acknowledge the disaster. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:18 AM (yjAVs) 65
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2024 08:18 AM (Q4IgG) 66
28 Property rights are a fundamental principle of America. Which is why the Left is working so hard to erase them. Being unable to go on vacation because of fear of squatters is ridiculous, and that resident is right to wonder where their country has gone.
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to get a move on at February 07, 2024 08:11 AM (dtlDP) When friends of mine lived for a time in Costa Rica, they made it point to buy a condo in a resort hotel development, NOT a private house. Because squatters are notoriously difficult to eject. Evidently Atlanta with this is turning us into that kind of banana republic. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 08:18 AM (x0n13) 67
"The ultimate freedom comes from not wanting or needing anything"
Freedom is when you don't have to do nothing or be nothing, we want to be free. Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 07, 2024 08:18 AM (vFG9F) 68
Carron J. Phillips
carronjphillips Saginaw Native. Morehouse Man. Syracuse (Newhouse) Alum. 2019 & 2020 NABJ Award Winner. 2016 PABJ Journalist of the Year. I only eat my wings lemon-peppered. And I like brown liquor & brown women. RACIST Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:19 AM (ENQN6) 69
The Republican Party is worthless for the most part. I remember Tom McClintock from my days in CA…. Back when Arnie was elected governator McClintock was actually on the ballot and the better choice between the two. I think the guy has principles and probably had some thought process behind voting NO…. But he over thought this situation… sigh. Ken is just bucking for a TV gig….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 07, 2024 08:19 AM (1jdMT) 70
Data collection at the SWAT team challenge ice water bath has improved the analysis of how well Kevlar holds up against cold-water stiffened nipples.
(I'm sorry, Grandma!) Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 08:20 AM (991eG) 71
Evidently Atlanta with this is turning us into that kind of banana republic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 08:18 AM (x0n13) Isn't Atlanta more of a peach republic? Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2024 08:20 AM (4I/2K) 72
Before I get into my analysis, I want to make it clear I believe that anyone who wants a civil war to happen in the U.S. is dangerously naïve, insane, or working for one of America’s enemies. Imagine a Russia-Ukraine-type conflict in the U.S.
++++ Maybe. Slow-motion and long-term violence at the various interfaces - the Ireland model - is also possible. But this is why I prefer a nullification crisis if possible. That could well end in way, but it needn't. It's the only way out I see that doesn't involve "generational war" or "slave state of total tyranny" as the binary outcomes. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:20 AM (yjAVs) 73
Simon Frost, CEO of large-scale landlord Tiber Capital Group, said there have been incidents of unlawful occupants brandishing weapons and threatening neighbors which affects the safety of neighborhoods and other residents, according to Bloomberg. Evicting squatters in Atlanta is tough, involving negotiating court backlogs and strained police resources. Meanwhile, online listings and virtual real estate agents make it easy for squatters to identify vacant properties to break into.
Seems if they're brandishing weapons, seems an overwhelming response by the neighbors would be required. Shootout at the Atlanta Corral. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:20 AM (Zz0t1) 74
“I don’t know how I drove my car to get there,” Singh confessed. “I tried to enter the general ward but they stopped me and asked me to stay outside. Five minutes later the doctor came to me and said, ‘Sorry your wife is dead.’”
======== Maybe they honestly thought they couldn't afford a third child [thanks, government taxes and inflation even in Oz] but was it also a sex-selection abortion?? Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 08:20 AM (2yu8s) 75
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2024 08:20 AM (bEb2S) 76
Hump Day is my favorite day.
Posted by: B. J. Clinton at February 07, 2024 08:21 AM (NBVIP) 77
If you can't impeach Mayorkas, you can't impeach anybody. He's orchestrated the invasion of America. Period. Whatever the answer to our salvation, it sure as hell isn't going to be the GOP.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 08:21 AM (tH8bA) 78
There were a few articles at American Thinker that touched on Scalise having cancer and treatments that would conflict with SotH duties.
But overall, not a great deal of media reported on it. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 08:21 AM (R4t5M) 79
Carron J. Phillips
carronjphillips Saginaw Native. Morehouse Man. Syracuse (Newhouse) Alum. 2019 & 2020 NABJ Award Winner. 2016 PABJ Journalist of the Year. I only eat my wings lemon-peppered. And I like brown liquor & brown women. RACIST Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:19 AM (ENQN6) Lurves me some Brown Sugar! Posted by: Mick Jagger at February 07, 2024 08:21 AM (4I/2K) 80
That is, Governor Greg Abbott by erecting barriers and deploying his state's law enforcement units to interdict the invasion is actually solving the problem.
This doesn't actually solve the problem. If you think of the Texas border as the sidelines of a football field, Abbott has closed about a 1 inch section. His actions have an outsized impact only because the feds chose to not ignore them. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 08:21 AM (GYIa4) Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 07, 2024 08:22 AM (Zz0t1) 82
"Pinera served two terms from 2010 to 2014 as well as from 2018 to 2022. He was one of the only right-leaning presidents to serve in office for decades in the country. He took harsh stances on corruption and organized crime." (¿El Arkancidio? - jjs) Former Chilean President Sebastian Pinera Dead in Helicopter Crash at 74 Years Old another grim milestone for the biden administration Posted by: AltonJackson at February 07, 2024 08:22 AM (bEb2S) 83
In October, an Atlanta neighborhood found itself at the center of a scandal involving squatters who transformed a home into an illegal strip club, complete with weekend parties and even live horses on the property.
-- Why are our communities so bad? It must be white men! Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 08:22 AM (WF0+t) 84
One neighbor told The Post they are afraid to even go on vacation because if squatters find out the home is vacant they just move right in. “Is this even America anymore? We are homeowners and we can’t even do anything about trespassers?” The neighbor said in frustration.
++++ Trespassing laws are a legacy white supremacy, comrade! I suspect much precedent and case law is going to be developed in the area of adverse possession. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:22 AM (yjAVs) 85
It's National Fettuccine Alfredo Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:22 AM (NpAcC) 86
The Chilean ladies team later entered a survivalist competition as The Red Hot Chile Preppers.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 08:22 AM (991eG) 87
Evidently Atlanta with this is turning us into that kind of banana republic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 08:18 AM (x0n13) And....YES ! they have no bananas ! Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:23 AM (T4tVD) 88
Makes sense. If the Administration is going to send armed forces to Texas to break the nullification crisis, it is going to involve federal soldiers either arresting or killing Texas soldiers (unless the Texas soldiers choose to surrender and let the federal soldiers do their thing without opposition) while opening the border for and escorting an invasion force into the United States.
This would be, as they say, "bad optics" during an election year. Posted by: Joe Mannix Why doesn't Joe nationalize the TNG and send them all to Samoa on a training mission? Easy peasy to just remove them. Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:23 AM (KNxm9) 89
Hiya Grammie !
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:23 AM (T4tVD) 90
“Now that I’ve seen more of it, they can respectfully go fuck themselves. The more I’m seeing the more it just puts what they’ve been doing in writing. You want to shut this down, it’s real easy. Team up [the Department of Defense] with DHS and let us enforce like we were supposed to,” one agent told the DCNF.
“I feel like we are the only nation in the world that is this dumb about the border. Maybe it’s because we haven’t,” the agent added. Havent what? Seen 1300 dead people lying in the streets?? 911 is not just a phone number. Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:23 AM (ENQN6) 91
Easier to shoot, shovel & shut up squatters.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:18 AM (KNxm9) "I came home and found invaders looting my house. I feared for my life. I want my lawyer." Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at February 07, 2024 08:23 AM (Zz0t1) 92
Strike one......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:24 AM (Zz0t1) 93
The ladies SWAT video is hilarious.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 08:24 AM (/71g1) 94
Example 4997 this year of "But if we impeach him, we're no better than the democrats!"
Posted by: NR Pax at February 07, 2024 08:24 AM (4olE8) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 08:24 AM (R4t5M) 96
Hiya JT!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at February 07, 2024 08:25 AM (SfhV1) 97
It's National Fettuccine Alfredo Day.
Posted by: redridinghood I loved Annette Fettuccine on the Micky Mouse Club! Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:25 AM (KNxm9) 98
It's National Fettuccine Alfredo Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:22 AM (NpAcC) Hmm... maybe I should make chicken alfredo tonight for dinner. Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2024 08:25 AM (88xKn) 99
It's National Fettuccine Alfredo Day.
Posted by: redridinghood And my birthday. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 08:24 AM (R4t5M) Seems pasta should be your celebratory dinner of choice, then. Happy Birthday! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:25 AM (Zz0t1) 100
It's National Fettuccine Alfredo Day.
Posted by: redridinghood I loved Annette Fettuccine on the Micky Mouse Club! Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:25 AM (KNxm9) Huge tracts of cheesy noodles! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2024 08:26 AM (4I/2K) 101
Republicans are shocked, SHOCKED! to discover Ronna and the girlfriend posse running up lifestyle of the rich-and-famous bills on the "it's-a-party-right?" credit card. These revenues have kept tony northern Michigan bars and spas afloat for a couple years now. It's an anti-secret. Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 08:26 AM (j4U/Z) Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:26 AM (KNxm9) 103
"Turley Lays Out How Appeals Ruling Was Actually a Win for Trump’s Legal Team"
They kicked us in the balls but it will be ok in a few months. Posted by: Trump's Legal Team at February 07, 2024 08:26 AM (vFG9F) 104
You think the Dems won't just declare some sort of emergency and seize unoccupied homes to "temporarily" house illegal aliens?
++++ Yeah. Then it will be unoccupied *rooms* in your house. That will be a nice savings for the governments at all levels. The property tax revenues still flow in, and they can make you cook for your betters. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:26 AM (yjAVs) 105
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance And to the ladies Peace and humptiness forever! Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2024 08:27 AM (4I/2K) 106
I fully expect the RNC to hire the Mary-Kay queen McRomney as a consultant.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 08:27 AM (tH8bA) 107
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer *********** Yonder lies a horde of squatters in da castle of my fodder! Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 08:29 AM (991eG) 108
>>The best we can hope for is for people who cause masks to drop and then to work to hound the evildoers and remora out of public life. It's a crusade whose end, assuming a good end, most of us will not live to see but the only other choice is to surrender either to violence or evil.
Yesterday we saw the the head of the RNC and the chief of staff of the RNC both announce they were leaving right in the middle of election season. I don't ever remember something like that happening. To soon to start shooting off rockets but there is at least a chance they will be replaced with people who are more America First and less establishment. This has always been the way. Take the party and move it in the direction we want. Won't happen overnight but it is happening. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 08:29 AM (LkLld) 109
Let’s hope that with Trump ascending in the polls, the Repub senators pissed off at the “border bill” and general dislike of McConnell among the base that McConnell is on his way out.
I think Trump could deliver a death blow just by saying we need new leadership in the Senate. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 07, 2024 08:30 AM (2fIO4) 110
Remember a couple weeks ago this story from Vice about Kentucky "making it easier to kill the homeless?"
http://tinyurl.com/mv2kmdsm It's about the homeless/illegals who squat on someone's property and what the owner legally can do about it. The bill isn't dead. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2024 08:30 AM (Q4IgG) 111
RNC Chairwoman Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel Tells Trump She's Resigning After South Carolina Primary: Report
Trump is seriously considering endorsing this Whatley character from NC to replace fish lips. Whatley is a Bushy. This would be a bad bad move IMO. Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2024 08:30 AM (eYF7X) Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:31 AM (T4tVD) 113
Yesterday we saw the the head of the RNC and the chief of staff of the RNC both announce they were leaving right in the middle of election season. I don't ever remember something like that happening. They spent all the cash, maxed out the credit cards, and the good times are over. Why wait? Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 08:31 AM (nIvob) 114
57 Nikki Haley lost the Nevada Primary last night to None of These Candidates.
None of These Candidates 60% Nikki Haley 33% Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 08:17 AM (LkLld) That's the funniest news item of the entire morning! Trump didn't participate because there's a hard to understand fight inside the Nevada GOP as to whether they should have had a primary, or caucuses, and Trump sided with the group that wanted caucuses. (they're going to have them shortly.) But for Nikki to get blown out by None of the Above - ROFL! She lost a race where she was running unopposed! Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:31 AM (S6gqv) Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:32 AM (ENQN6) 116
I know. Let's put our full hope and trust in people who lie for a living.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 07, 2024 08:32 AM (NBVIP) 117
And BOOM! JJ knocks another home run over the bleachers with this morning's report. It gives me momentary satisfaction but words can only get us so far. The reality is we have too few leaders on our side willing to lead and most of our foot soldiers are doing the thing we've always done, trying to live and work according to the rules so as to have a better life. Not everyone can be a fulltime protester and paid Soros thug when there's bills to pay and children to raise. But hey, as long as Lankfords of the Grifter Owned Party can give "rah-rah" speeches to their gullible voters and still commit legislative buggery upon them once re-elected, why would things ever change? They have us in a loop. Damned if we do vote (R) and damned if we don't. Such is our fate. And should anyone decide to get out of line, there's always the Trump treatment. We live under a dictatorship now. Thanks GOP!!
Posted by: Tracy at February 07, 2024 08:32 AM (G3FP0) 118
U.S. Customs and Border Protection has tracked over 1 million migrant encounters since Oct. 1st, when FY 2024 began, a CBP source told Fox News Digital on Wednesday, the earliest this mark has ever been reached.
http://tinyurl.com/4rf2udck Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:32 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:32 AM (T4tVD) 120
Thank you everybody.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 08:33 AM (R4t5M) 121
Yesterday we saw the the head of the RNC and the chief of staff of the RNC both announce they were leaving right in the middle of election season. I don't ever remember something like that happening. ...
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 08:29 AM (LkLld) ++++ The factional struggle within the Outer Party is real. Some would call it a "GOP civil war" or some such, but I think that's a bit hyperbolic. Whether the deplorable faction wins and *then* can move the GOP from being the Outer Party to being a real opposition party is anyone's guess. I doubt either because I think the entire GOP is, on balance, so corrupt and so monstrous that it cannot be saved. At some point, no amount of treatment can save a sick and decayed body. I think the GOP is in that position, and will ultimately be replaced (or will die along with the Uniparty overall, when the system collapses or is vanquished by a conqueror). Time will tell, of course. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:34 AM (yjAVs) 122
Shteyner aff zein beyner. Vayr ge hargit, momzer paskudnyak!
You can't prove anything! There were no witnesses! Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 08:34 AM (KNxm9) 123
I'm willing to cut Mike Johnson some slack here. He knew about the three dunderheads who would be voting against the impeachment and had the votes to impeach Mayorkas by one in spite of them. And one vote is all that's needed. What no one imagined was that the dems would wheel Green in, literally in his hospital gown and non-skid hospital socks, to cast the deciding down vote.
In any event, the situation will be rectified when Scalise returns. Posted by: IrishEi at February 07, 2024 08:34 AM (ZgeZs) 124
U.S. Customs and Border Protection has tracked over 1 million migrant encounters since Oct. 1st, when FY 2024 began, a CBP source told Fox News Digital on Wednesday, the earliest this mark has ever been reached.
- Yep. That's just the illegals they've talked to and written down names and bleeding-edge iPhone numbers for welfare benefits. Illegal crossings since October? At least 3M. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 08:34 AM (WF0+t) 125
Trump is seriously considering endorsing this Whatley character from NC to replace fish lips. Whatley is a Bushy. This would be a bad bad move IMO.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2024 08:30 AM (eYF7X) He's already decided. He's got some sort of blind spot here. Lindell has personally bankrupted himself supporting Trump and Trump can't throw him this bone? Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 08:35 AM (tH8bA) 126
And my birthday.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 08:24 AM (R4t5M) ******* Happy Birthday!!! 🎂 Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:35 AM (NpAcC) 127
Good morning!
Ugh, now the squatting on others' properties has begun. Wasn't enough to start rigging tenant laws to make it nearly impossible to own a rental property, now they'll greenlight people taking your residence outright. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 08:35 AM (RXyKO) 128
As far a Republicans are concerned my feeling is there are multiple ways to become RINOs, 1) vote with Democrats a significant amount of time and 2) Vote with Democrats on any significant bill. These so-called Republicans met the second method. Anyone who voted for free and legal migration of illegals meets the 2nd test.
Posted by: vic at February 07, 2024 08:35 AM (A5THL) 129
It's also,
National Ballet Day. Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:36 AM (NpAcC) 130
As far a Republicans are concerned my feeling is there are multiple ways to become RINOs, 1) vote with Democrats a significant amount of time and 2) Vote with Democrats on any significant bill. These so-called Republicans met the second method. Anyone who voted for free and legal migration of illegals meets the 2nd test.
Posted by: vic at February 07, 2024 08:35 AM (A5THL) ++++ Those are the two ways to become real Republicans. They are the majority, and they are the backbone of the GOP. The ones who *don't* do these things are the RINOs. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:36 AM (yjAVs) 131
"What no one imagined was that the dems would wheel Green in, literally in his hospital gown and non-skid hospital socks, to cast the deciding down vote."
His mistake for underestimating the Dems. Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 08:37 AM (vFG9F) 132
"It’s time for a law capping the size of the federal debt at 100 percent of potential GDP."
-- False, 80% of previous 5 year's average GDP. as a start... Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 08:37 AM (53oGX) 133
"It’s time for a law capping the size of the federal debt at 100 percent of potential GDP."
-- False, 80% of previous 5 year's average GDP. as a start... Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 08:37 AM (53oGX) False. It's time for a Die Hard reference: "Shut it down. Shut it down now." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:38 AM (Zz0t1) 134
"With that said, while Mike Johnson is turning into a bitter disappointment"
I disagree that he's been a "bitter disappointment", or more accurately I would say that anyone who thought there was any possibility of things being different was believing in a fantasy. Johnson has *never* had a voting majority in the House; we know that there have always been 20 - 30 McCarthy loyalists, liberal democrats who have made a career out of fooling their constituents into thinking they are some kind of conservative. Until all of these backstabbers are purged from the party, there will never be any chance of the House (or the Senate, for that matter) ever doing anything significant, for they will jump up and kill whatever they can whenever they are called upon to do so. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:38 AM (S6gqv) 135
But for Nikki to get blown out by None of the Above - ROFL! She lost a race where she was running unopposed!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:31 AM (S6gqv) A sliver of great news. Warms my cockles…. BTW…. Shouldn’t “none of the above” always be an option in every election? If “none of the above” wins then we get a re-do where any candidates previously on the ballot can’t run. Maybe another standard option on ballots should be “first name chosen at random out of local phone book” (William F Buckley style) Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 07, 2024 08:39 AM (1jdMT) 136
129 It's also,
National Ballet Day. Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:36 AM (NpAcC) Bullets > Ballots >Ballet Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 08:39 AM (x0n13) 137
It's also,
National Ballet Day. Posted by: redridinghood ******** Head on a swivel and keep on your toes! Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 08:39 AM (991eG) Posted by: Pawl at February 07, 2024 08:40 AM (vFG9F) 139
134 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:38 AM (S6gqv)
Hence the sentence following my calling him a bitter disappointment. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 08:40 AM (x0n13) 140
*dons tutu, chugs Bud Lite* Posted by: Pawl at February 07, 2024 08:40 AM (vFG9F) But Trump says Bud Lite is non-woke now and all is well....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:40 AM (NpAcC) 142
None of the above defeats Nikki Haley in Nevada?
Well, I for one will always trust 'none of the above' than Nikki. Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2024 08:41 AM (88xKn) 143
123 I'm willing to cut Mike Johnson some slack here. He knew about the three dunderheads who would be voting against the impeachment and had the votes to impeach Mayorkas by one in spite of them. And one vote is all that's needed. What no one imagined was that the dems would wheel Green in, literally in his hospital gown and non-skid hospital socks, to cast the deciding down vote.
In any event, the situation will be rectified when Scalise returns. Posted by: IrishEi at February 07, 2024 08:34 AM (ZgeZs) That's what I expect, too...Harry Reid used to do the same thing, when he's lose a vote b/c of Machin or Sinema, and then bring it back again and again once he got 1 of the 2 to fold...which was almost all the time. Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 08:41 AM (exHjb) 144
137 Head on a swivel and keep on your toes!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2024 08:39 AM (991eG) Suddenly, I see Peter Lawford dancing with June Allyson. . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 08:41 AM (x0n13) 145
So goes the RNC, so goes the GOP. Given enough time those assholes will bankrupt themselves too. They no ideology other than grift.
But instead of leaving the Republican party they'll just announce they're now Democrats and keep the money rolling in. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2024 08:41 AM (Q4IgG) 146
So, hypothetically, what happens if you live in one of these places with insane adverse possession laws and then go on vacation and the worst happens?
So you go on vacation and a squatter moves in but you can't dislodge him and the cops don't help you because your jurisdiction is pro-crime. You have no place to live anymore and have no rights, but still have liabilities. What happens to the mortgage and insurance? If you stop paying, does the lender still come after you, even though you no longer have possession? Does the local government put a lien on whatever shit you still own to satisfy the back taxes? Do you end up going bankrupt? If you do, what happens when the bank wants an eviction so they can sell your house - destroyed as it likely is - to recoup some of their losses? I suspect you would remain on the hook for everything and along with losing your house, you'll lose your credit and a fair amount of other property in the mortgage and tax litigation. If this keeps up, it is probably going to change contract conditions - and raise rates fairly dramatically - in the places that have these rules. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:42 AM (yjAVs) 147
I see Bud Lite has gone from a fairy for a spokesperson to a genie. That never turns out well.
Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 08:42 AM (vFG9F) 148
Sebastian Gorka: "What will a new administration, with President Trump as the 47th Chief Executive, look like, and who will man it? Here is one version of what we can expect." (A couple of names I am not so sanguine about - jjs)
The Second Trump Cabinet -------------- Out: FOBs (Friends of Bill). In: FOSs (Friends of Seb). A pretty good list, most of whom I've heard interviewed on his radio show. Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 07, 2024 08:42 AM (WlJra) 149
Happy birthday, Mr Aspirin Factory!!
Eat lots of cake! Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 08:42 AM (RXyKO) 150
I like ballet. I am going to the ballet this month.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:42 AM (yjAVs) 151
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Yesterday we saw the the head of the RNC and the chief of staff of the RNC both announce they were leaving right in the middle of election season. I don't ever remember something like that happening. They spent all the cash, maxed out the credit cards, and the good times are over. Why wait? Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 08:31 AM (nIvob) They did their job - torched 2022 elections, the VA 2023 elections, got Trump in as the 2024 candidate, and spent all the money so there's nothing left to win 2024 with...of course, now they'd leave. Perfect Uniparty stooges. Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 08:43 AM (exHjb) 152
I see Bud Lite has gone from a fairy for a spokesperson to a genie. That never turns out well.
Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 08:42 AM (vFG9F) But Emmitt Smith and Peyton Manning are buying rounds and passing them around a bar!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:43 AM (Zz0t1) 153
What WaPooh fears:
Without strict court supervision and swift action to prevent Trump from running out the clock, his trial could easily collide with the party conventions and the height of the general election campaign. It is not at all far-fetched to imagine it being postponed until after the November election — Trump’s ultimate goal, so he can win, take office and then order the case dropped. Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:43 AM (ENQN6) 154
Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:38 AM (S6gqv)
I agree. As IrishEi said they will just vote again when Scalise returns. And then it will go to the Senate and die. It will be important for symbolism but that's it. In the meantime Johnson was very important in getting the border deal killed at least for now. That's a much bigger deal. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 08:43 AM (LkLld) 155
Am I the only one who thinks maybe they just come up with a bunch of national pasta days, throw them against the wall and see which ones stick?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 07, 2024 08:43 AM (NBVIP) 156
And I'm supposed to vote for these GOP cluckers.
Posted by: sidney at February 07, 2024 08:43 AM (Uy/WF) 157
Speaking of Sinema, she was elbow deep in writing this failed immigration bill. I think her AZ voters would be highly pissed that she wants more enemy invaders to cross the border without restraint. I think she's gone after Nov.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2024 08:44 AM (eYF7X) 158
Part of Joey screaming yesterday was at Mega MAGA and Trump on the "security " bill.
If he wants to run on that, God Bless him. Nothing brings up failure faster than a self own. And people need to blow up (figuratively) Lankford and dump this pile on top of him while splattering Turtle. Every non GOPe candidate running should point to this and say "do you support it." Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 07, 2024 08:44 AM (JkCto) 159
"It’s time for a law capping the size of the federal debt at 100 percent of potential GDP."
Amendment: The federal government may authorize expenditures totaling no greater than total tax receipts from the previous year. Further, in the event that the United States has outstanding debt, no less than five percent of authorized expenditures must be allocated to retiring that debt. In any year when the Congress violates these rules, all members of Congress who voted to approve the expenditures exceeding permissible shall be ineligible to hold any future government office, shall be stripped of all entitlements, and shall be required to tattoo "I'm a treasonous fuckhead" on their foreheads. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 08:45 AM (GYIa4) 160
I like ballet. I am going to the ballet this month.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:42 AM (yjAVs) ***** I love ballet. Calf muscles for the win. Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:45 AM (NpAcC) 161
>>So, hypothetically, what happens if you live in one of these places with insane adverse possession laws and then go on vacation and the worst happens?
I seem to recall reading a story a while back about a 'specialist' for hire to rid one of their squatters the old fashioned way (making their life in the stolen residence unpleasant). Not like the police can help given most states' tenant laws and pro-crimal DAs. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 08:46 AM (RXyKO) 162
Mornin’, All.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 08:46 AM (9yWhg) 163
DONKEY PARTY
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 08:11 AM (ENQN6) Bringing the Tijuana Experience to Hot-lanta! Posted by: Count de Monet Pfft. Johnny Ola Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 07, 2024 08:46 AM (JkCto) 164
If this keeps up, it is probably going to change contract conditions - and raise rates fairly dramatically - in the places that have these rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:42 AM (yjAVs) -------------- If this keeps up, there should be a lot of trespassers found somehow with slit throats (preferably Sicilian Neckties) or riddled with bullets. Pour Encourager Les Autres ... "An anarcho-terrorist increasingly-third-world shithole, if you can keep it." Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 07, 2024 08:47 AM (WlJra) 165
I plan to attend the Trump rally this Saturday in Conway, SC. I've never been to one of these things. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 08:47 AM (tH8bA) 166
Another train derailment in Colorado, this time in Loveland. They're saying the diesel spill(?) was contained. At least it didn't take out a chunk of I-25 like the last one.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 08:47 AM (RXyKO) 167
The greatest inhibitor Johnson in his attempt to run the house is his own honesty and refusal to play the grift machine. The Speakership by itself is a very weak position; strictly speaking, he's just the guy who gets to sit at the front when they vote. So how come McCarthy and Pelosi before him were powerful? What makes Schumer and McConnel so powerful in the Senate? Money. Tens of millions of dollars of dark money from corporations, from the oligarchs, from the NGO's, from anyone who wants to buy a vote - Schumer and McConnell and McCarthy and Pelosi had/have all been at the heart of this system for decades, and their power comes from their ability to direct millions of dollars of dark money to anyone who supports them, and deny it to anyone who doesnt. That's how they run things; that's how McCarthy became Speaker in the first place; That's how Washington "works".
An honest man who is NOT corrupt and who keeps himself free from the massive amounts of cash flowing there will *never* have the ability of amassing any personal power the way those who embrace it do. In Washington, the "dark side" wins hands down, every time. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:47 AM (S6gqv) 168
What is it with Chileans and helicopters?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 08:47 AM (9yWhg) 169
Calf muscles for the win.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:45 AM (NpAcC) *** Do not let the calf get too muscle"y" as it will ruin the veal Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 07, 2024 08:48 AM (ZV+pB) 170
In before paskudniks and other assorted scum !
Posted by: runner at February 07, 2024 08:48 AM (V13WU) 171
I plan to attend the Trump rally this Saturday in Conway, SC. I've never been to one of these things. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 08:47 AM (tH8bA) Feds will have facial recognition on site and you will be tracked. Forever. Evil America lover........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:48 AM (Zz0t1) 172
Lurves me some Brown Sugar!
Posted by: Mick Jagger at February 07, 2024 08:21 AM (4I/2K) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE STONES WON'T PLAY THAT SONG ANYMORE BECAUSE IT'S RACIST Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 07, 2024 08:49 AM (Q0kLU) 173
opera >>> ballet
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 08:49 AM (9yWhg) 174
"I've never been to one of these things. Should be interesting."
It will be. Several years ago we did the one up in Florence. Dress warm, don't take a folding chair as they are not allowed. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 08:49 AM (a1415) 175
Amendment: The federal government may authorize expenditures totaling no greater than total tax receipts from the previous year. Further, in the event that the United States has outstanding debt, no less than five percent of authorized expenditures must be allocated to retiring that debt. In any year when the Congress violates these rules, all members of Congress who voted to approve the expenditures exceeding permissible shall be ineligible to hold any future government office, shall be stripped of all entitlements, and shall be required to tattoo "I'm a treasonous fuckhead" on their foreheads.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 08:45 AM (GYIa4) ++++ Something akin to that would be fine. I'd like to see a carve-out for periods of properly declared war (wars must be fought, and will incur debts), and I'd prefer to have it be based on a reduction from the prior year's receipts (say, 2%) to prevent continued debt buildup due to regular variance. But there are many things that could be done, and all would be better than nothing. None of it will happen. We're in the "loot this bitch blind while we still can" phase. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:50 AM (yjAVs) 176
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE STONES WON'T PLAY THAT SONG ANYMORE BECAUSE IT'S RACIST Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 07, 2024 08:49 AM (Q0kLU) That's funny because it's the polar opposite of racist and supports interracial relationships. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:50 AM (Zz0t1) 177
I seem to recall reading a story a while back about a 'specialist' for hire to rid one of their squatters the old fashioned way (making their life in the stolen residence unpleasant). Not like the police can help given most states' tenant laws and pro-crimal DAs. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 08:46 AM Remove the front door, set a smokey fire outside, blow the stench in with a fan, and smoke 'em out. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 08:51 AM (nIvob) 178
I don't take Gorka seriously anymore. His list is fantasy wish-fulfillment.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 08:51 AM (tH8bA) 179
If this keeps up, it is probably going to change contract conditions - and raise rates fairly dramatically - in the places that have these rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop) I seem to recall that there is a minimum time the house is vacant and then squatters move in. Taking a week long ski vacation and returning, you could assume you were being robbed and go from there. If you're in Europe for 3 months, I think the "laws" such as they are, are a bit different. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 07, 2024 08:51 AM (JkCto) 180
And it's National Signing Day 2...
Which use to be fun and a big deal. Sadly not anymore. Posted by: redridinghood What are we singing ? Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:51 AM (T4tVD) 181
First Circuit Court of Appeals Rules Voter Rolls Are a Matter of Public Record
== This is good. Very good. Posted by: runner at February 07, 2024 08:51 AM (V13WU) 182
Interestingly, Biden's conspiracy with "non-governmental organizations" to open the border violates black letter law. GOP House members point to explicit outlawing of what the junta has been doing, dating from decades of border law.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 08:04 AM (zu5fE) Policy dispute. Nothing to see here. Trump said pussy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 08:51 AM (GYIa4) 183
Took some time to read through the post, and I came away with:
Holy crap, JJ, how do you possible have time to compile this, let alone organize and post it? Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 07, 2024 08:52 AM (9mfKN) 184
In the meantime Johnson was very important in getting the border deal killed at least for now. That's a much bigger deal.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 08:43 AM (LkLld) Yes, it was by far. (because Mayorkas is good symbolism but everyone knows that the Senate will never even hold hearings on it) If McCarthy had still been speaker, he would have been rounding up his 30 loyalists and the entire Dem caucus, and this border bill would have been passed by the end of the week. The only thing we could ever have reasonably expected out of the House this session was for them to block any of the most outrageous things the Biden admin was trying to do. They have never had the votes or the power to do anything more than that, and honestly even doing that much has been a fight. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:52 AM (S6gqv) 185
Trump picked Rona McDaniel. Now Trump is picking Whatley because he's a fervent "stop the steal" guy. Do you want to know why Trump gets into trouble picking so many bad people? It's pathos driven, self ingratiating, self affirming decisions like that.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 08:52 AM (tU/hh) 186
Bud Lite genie: You get three wishes.
NFL fan: I wish for a Bud Lite! *a Bud Lite appears in front of him* NFL fan: WOW! I wish for a million Bud Lites! *A million Bud Lites appear* NFL fan: Unbelievable! Now that I think about it, I wish that I had wished for a beer that doesn't taste like piss water. *all of the Bud Lites disappear and are replaced by one Yungling* Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 08:52 AM (vFG9F) 187
I like ballet. I am going to the ballet this month.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:42 AM (yjAVs) ***** I love ballet. Calf muscles for the win. Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:45 AM (NpAcC) White Nights… an underrated movie from the 80s starring Mikhail Baryshnikov and Gregory Hines. Some good music too Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 07, 2024 08:52 AM (1jdMT) 188
>>I seem to recall reading a story a while back about a 'specialist' for hire to rid one of their squatters the old fashioned way (making their life in the stolen residence unpleasant). Not like the police can help given most states' tenant laws and pro-crimal DAs.
Posted by: Lizzy Nothing a backhoe and woodchipper can't correct. Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2024 08:52 AM (eYF7X) 189
Former Baltimore prosecutor Marilyn Mosby found guilty of 1 count of mortgage fraud
http://tinyurl.com/yff3t7he Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 08:53 AM (NpAcC) 190
NFL fan: WOW! I wish for a million Bud Lites!
*A million Bud Lites appear* NFL fan: Unbelievable! Now that I think about it, I wish that I had wished for a beer that doesn't taste like piss water. *all of the Bud Lites disappear and are replaced by one Yungling* Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 08:52 AM (vFG9F) Yuengling should do this commercial immediately. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:53 AM (Zz0t1) 191
My AO has tough property laws. Adverse possession requires seven years of squatting, with consistent property improvements. The cops will roust your hobo ass if you try it, so I'm safe to leave for extended periods. Once the older kids are eighteen+ maybe I'll select a blue city where The Hobo Is King and property values are high, study up on how to drag things out til the hobo owns the property free and clear, and then we go there on safari, and steal four houses at a time from Dem voters.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 08:53 AM (0FoWg) 192
Ugh, now the squatting on others' properties has begun. Wasn't enough to start rigging tenant laws to make it nearly impossible to own a rental property, now they'll greenlight people taking your residence outright.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 08:35 AM (RXyKO) === Uhhh...at some point....errr...you've...let me be clear...got enough houses. -Obama Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2024 08:54 AM (RIvkX) 193
I plan to attend the Trump rally this Saturday in Conway, SC. I've never been to one of these things. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 08:47 AM (tH8bA) That’s awesome. We want to hear about it afterwards! Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 07, 2024 08:54 AM (1jdMT) 194
>>>Sebastian Gorka: "What will a new administration, with President Trump as the 47th Chief Executive, look like, and who will man it? Here is one version of what we can expect." (A couple of names I am not so sanguine about - jjs)
~~~~~ There's quite a bit of squabbling going on about Gorka on X, with a fair number of conservatives thoroughly trashing him. Not sure how it's going to shake out yet. Posted by: IrishEi at February 07, 2024 08:54 AM (ZgeZs) 195
White Nights… an underrated movie from the 80s starring Mikhail Baryshnikov and Gregory Hines. Some good music too Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 07, 2024 08:52 AM (1jdMT) Loved Gregory Hines. Running Scared is one of my favs. The 1986 version. Not the one with Paul Walker. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1) 196
"Yuengling should do this commercial immediately."
Find yourself a Lowes grocery store. Download the digital coupon, and get a case of Yuengling bottles for $16.88 Limit of four cases. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 08:55 AM (a1415) 197
I don't take Gorka seriously anymore. His list is fantasy wish-fulfillment. Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 08:51 AM I saw a short video this morning of Alex Jones being less then happy about Gorka. Like really, really upset. I'm not sure what it's about though. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 08:55 AM (nIvob) 198
Joe's rational for picking the Alaska national guard is probably based on Alaska being bigger than Texas, so they can just go down there and push them around.
Posted by: From about that Time at February 07, 2024 08:56 AM (4780s) 199
>>Trump picked Rona McDaniel. Now Trump is picking Whatley because he's a fervent "stop the steal" guy. Do you want to know why Trump gets into trouble picking so many bad people? It's pathos driven, self ingratiating, self affirming decisions like that.
Whatley has been the head of the NC GOP since 2019. What do you think of his record winning elections? Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 08:56 AM (LkLld) 200
That's funny because it's the polar opposite of racist and supports interracial relationships.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:50 AM (Zz0t1) ++++ No, it's racist. The first problem with that song is that the relationship is between a white man and Black woman. While interracial relationships in the opposite direction can depending on circumstances be acceptable due to anti-colonial effects, the same cannot be said of those in the direction described in the song. It is a perpetuation of white colonial proclivities. Rather than colonizing a Black culture, it is colonizing a Black body, but it is still colonial and therefore unacceptable. Beyond that, the song isn't even exactly about a relationship and its more about sex. This is fine and sexual liberation was a cornerstone of social progress, but it does mean that it represents the cancer of exoticism. Mick Jagger got with a Black woman, and he found it exciting and different and exotic. No relationship or sexual encounter based on the fetishization of a minority's race is acceptable. That song is not some symbol of racial harmony, it is the tale of one white man's fetishistic and colonial behavior. Posted by: Your Kid's Women's Studies Professor at February 07, 2024 08:56 AM (yjAVs) 201
Find yourself a Lowes grocery store.
Download the digital coupon, and get a case of Yuengling bottles for $16.88 Limit of four cases. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 08:55 AM (a1415) The closest one of those to me is a couple hours away, but might be worth it if I can get that in Texas. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:56 AM (Zz0t1) 202
Forget NYC and Chicago. Ship the fucking illegals to D.C. Five thousand a day for a couple months sounds about right.
Actually, those numbers are piddly. Send those daily numbers to all the cities everywhere. They all have sanctuary status. Culturally enrich Boston, Philly, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Milwaukee, St Louis, shit, even Des Moines. Hit NYC and the whole top tier, but now include the entire second tier. Don't forget the dark blue university towns. Smother places like Ann Arbor and Madison with wetback criminal Argentinians, too. Maybe they can move into the sorority houses. Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 07, 2024 08:56 AM (KiBMU) 203
Speaking of Sinema, she was elbow deep in writing this failed immigration bill. I think her AZ voters would be highly pissed that she wants more enemy invaders to cross the border without restraint. I think she's gone after Nov.
Posted by: Maj. Healey Agreed. I don't know what thread she was trying Needle, trying to not lose Ds and pick up some Rs. She was banking on this being slid thru, ckaim victory and then forgotten. She did her future wrong. Neither side trusts her now. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 07, 2024 08:56 AM (JkCto) 204
Tom S,
I very afraid you are so right about Johnson. I am very sure that this will bring him down eventually because DC is beyond redemption. "An honest man who is NOT corrupt and who keeps himself free from the massive amounts of cash flowing there will *never* have the ability of amassing any personal power the way those who embrace it do. In Washington, the "dark side" wins hands down, every time" Posted by: pawn at February 07, 2024 08:57 AM (QB+5g) 205
I really don't think many people expected the Republican primaries to be over before we even got to Super Tuesday. But they are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:57 AM (S6gqv) 206
Some of the issues with squatters goes beyond them simply refusing to leave a house. If you own acreage and livestock the potential damage/loss could be substantial. To you, the owner, but also the community.
See, squatters will sometimes setup shop on land with a couple tents and whatnot. But they typically are unstable, perhaps criminals and will do what they do; destroy property, kill animals, interfere with your business, etc. So Kentucky is looking at the circumstances under which you as a property owner would potentially be justified in using deadly force on them. You own a farm with multi-million dollar race-horses grazing about and some group of homeless criminal illegals sets up shop on your pasture... yeah, you'll be a bit aggravated about all that. This is who HB5 in KY is for. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2024 08:57 AM (Q4IgG) 207
Did Nikkiii score a historic first yesterday?
The first American candidate for political office to lose a vote to "none of the above?" Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 07, 2024 08:57 AM (cSaKW) 208
>>185 Trump picked Rona McDaniel. Now Trump is picking Whatley because he's a fervent "stop the steal" guy. Do you want to know why Trump gets into trouble picking so many bad people? It's pathos driven, self ingratiating, self affirming decisions like that.
Posted by: Marcus T Like I said earlier, this Whatley guy is a Bushy through and through. Trump will get a shank in the kidney from this Whatley character. Bank it. Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2024 08:58 AM (eYF7X) 209
Whatley has a record of being a Republican. That's all anyone needs to know about that ratfink.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 08:58 AM (0FoWg) 210
My birdbath is frozen.
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:58 AM (T4tVD) 211
What is it with Chileans and helicopters?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 08:47 AM (9yWhg) === They stick with the tried and true, sangre y patria! Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2024 08:59 AM (RIvkX) 212
NC did re-elect a Dem gov in 2020...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 08:59 AM (exHjb) 213
Some soft-minded politco will push a compromise of some construction, the alien invaders will be allowed to (fill-in-the-blank) and the bi-partisan committee will cheer. And YOU will not say ONE WORD against it, peasant.
Not one iota of the destruction of the USA will be repaired unless the professional politician is whipped naked in public. Then politicians could be elected to temporary and limited office with a minor stipend for expenses. They will continue to piss on us and declare it a warm spring rain until the pussies among us are defeated and the scheming shitstains in office fear their constituents' response. I used to be patient and pleasant, then I compared the year present to the years past. And THEN I discovered the reason for the decline. What is your solution? Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at February 07, 2024 08:59 AM (5mIZs) 214
Morning Horde , thx JJ. I pointed out in the tech thread that Bartiromo played a clip of NYC Mayor Adams praising his administration for being inclusive (mostly AA). He then compared himself to Jesus and how he is persecuted like Jesus. NYC is doomed
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 08:59 AM (Mw26n) 215
My birdbath is frozen.
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2024 08:58 AM (T4tVD) 49 on the way to 68 here today. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:59 AM (Zz0t1) 216
Loved Gregory Hines. Running Scared is one of my favs. The 1986 version. Not the one with Paul Walker.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1) The one with Paul Walker had some seriously disturbing pedo content… I was expecting something similar to the outstanding 86 version and didn’t like it Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 07, 2024 08:59 AM (1jdMT) 217
The one with Paul Walker had some seriously disturbing pedo content… I was expecting something similar to the outstanding 86 version and didn’t like it Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 07, 2024 08:59 AM (1jdMT) Never saw it. Now, I never will. Thanks! *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 09:00 AM (a1415) Posted by: BifBewalski at February 07, 2024 09:00 AM (MsrgL) 220
NC did re-elect a Dem gov in 2020...
-- No we didn't. Cooper won *exactly* like Biden. Losing at night, paused counting, winning handily the next morning. And no you can't inspect voting machines because it would "damage the confidence in elections." All while the same population somehow elected a black Lt. Gov on the way to veto proof majorities in the House and Senate. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:01 AM (WF0+t) 221
“They would get live horses. One day they had live horses"
Please tell me more. -- Zombie Catherine the Great Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 09:01 AM (9yWhg) 222
47 Things not going well for ‘hockey stick wizard’ Michael Mann in court. Mark Steyn is destroying him with his banter and creative prose.
Nice piece in Hot Air Posted by: Redenzo at February 07, 2024 08:15 AM (V/pbu) I hope that the legalities of the matter follow the creative. Sometimes I fear that is not the case. Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 09:01 AM (53oGX) 223
205 I really don't think many people expected the Republican primaries to be over before we even got to Super Tuesday. But they are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:57 AM (S6gqv) I certainly didn’t - the longer the primary went with someone viable who could push Trump to the right, the better. But I also didn’t think Iowans would be such a cheap date for Trump in the caucus. Alas. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 07, 2024 09:01 AM (9mfKN) 224
General Election: Trump vs. Biden
I&I/TIPP Trump 43, Biden 41 Trump +2 General Election: Trump vs. Biden vs. Kennedy vs. Manchin vs. West vs. Stein vs. Mapstead I&I/TIPP Trump 40, Biden 34, Kennedy 8, Manchin 3, West 2, Mapstead 1, Stein 1 Trump +6 Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 09:02 AM (bWsRe) 225
White Nights… an underrated movie from the 80s starring Mikhail Baryshnikov and Gregory Hines. Some good music too
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 07, 2024 08:52 AM (1jdMT) ***** I'll have to check it out. Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 09:02 AM (NpAcC) 226
198 Joe's rational for picking the Alaska national guard is probably based on Alaska being bigger than Texas, so they can just go down there and push them around.
Posted by: From about that Time at February 07, 2024 08:56 AM (4780s) if I read it right, Joe is asking for 20 guardsmen and 2 helicopters. LOL. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 09:02 AM (S6gqv) 227
220 NC did re-elect a Dem gov in 2020...
-- No we didn't. Cooper won *exactly* like Biden. Losing at night, paused counting, winning handily the next morning. And no you can't inspect voting machines because it would "damage the confidence in elections." All while the same population somehow elected a black Lt. Gov on the way to veto proof majorities in the House and Senate. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:01 AM (WF0+t) But RNC didn't prep for that...not prepping the ground game to prevent Dem cheating is an RNC/candidate flaw... Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 09:02 AM (exHjb) 228
"Whatley has been the head of the NC GOP since 2019. What do you think of his record winning elections?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 08:56 AM (LkLld)" He sucks and if you looked into his background further you would realize that. It takes a lot to run the RNC, not just winning a particular state. Trump liked McDaniel because she helped him win Michigan. But she had zero skills necessary to run a national organization including fundraising, organization and legal strategies. She was in way over her head and Whatley will be worse. The RNC needs significant change that someone like Harmeet would have brung. There are even better candidates than her, but once again we're going to bend to the losing formula because Trump likes a "stop the steal" guy. It's a recipe for losing. Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 09:02 AM (tU/hh) 229
Maybe. Slow-motion and long-term violence at the various interfaces - the Ireland model - is also possible.
But this is why I prefer a nullification crisis if possible. That could well end in way, but it needn't. It's the only way out I see that doesn't involve "generational war" or "slave state of total tyranny" as the binary outcomes. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:20 AM (yjAVs) I think the person who wrote the piece you're talking about is thinking old-school. As has been pointed out, in the US the fault lines are urban/not. In a civil war, the non-urban forces don't need to take/hold territory. They just need to make it difficult to resupply the urban areas. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 09:02 AM (GYIa4) 230
186 Bud Lite genie: You get three wishes.
NFL fan: I wish for a Bud Lite! *a Bud Lite appears in front of him* NFL fan: WOW! I wish for a million Bud Lites! *A million Bud Lites appear* NFL fan: Unbelievable! Now that I think about it, I wish that I had wished for a beer that doesn't taste like piss water. *all of the Bud Lites disappear and are replaced by one Yungling* Posted by: fd at February 07, 2024 08:52 AM (vFG9F) Wished for: a good tasting beer Would accept: a cold beer Got: Chick with a dick Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 09:02 AM (ENQN6) Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 07, 2024 09:02 AM (Q0kLU) 232
57 Nikki Haley lost the Nevada Primary last night to None of These Candidates.
None of These Candidates 60% Nikki Haley 33% Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 08:17 AM (LkLld) She's in this till the end though! Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 09:02 AM (53oGX) 233
>>"In recent months, demand has increased to levels that our emergency shelter system cannot keep up with, especially as the number of families leaving shelter has dwindled due to a lack of affordable housing options and barriers to securing work," Maura Healey, the Democratic Massachusetts governor, said upon announcing the emergency.
A. She means lack of FREE housing for them, really. B. Have a relative in a town near Boston and the town leaders are pushing a plan to *double* the number of residences in the town. Double. Being so close to Boston, you can imagine how developed the town already is - this is not a place of sprawling homes on 2 acre lots and cutesie farms, it's built up, tightly set homes, a lot of them the MA-style old "3 family homes" (3 stories/residences that multi-generational immigrant families occupied), and apartment bldgs. They are in this for the long haul - they want to double our population. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 09:03 AM (RXyKO) 234
8/7/20, Sen. Tom Udall & Rep. Jim McGovern's article entitled, "Trump and Barr used a loophole to deploy the National Guard to U.S. cities. It's time to close it." A path has been laid for future presidents to make the National Guard their own personal security force. Unless we act, we are inviting future abuses. In part, "President Donald Trump recently took the drastic step of sending thousands of National Guard troops to Washington, D.C. They were not sent to repel a foreign attack on the nation's capital but to mobilize against American citizens peacefully protesting the senseless killing of George Floyd. The Trump administration then deployed scores of unidentified federal law enforcement officers, many of them from the Department of Homeland Security, to Portland, Oregon, resulting in increased mayhem and injuries to nonviolent protestors. The president is treating our military and federal law enforcement like his own personal security forces. And he's doing this not to protect public safety but to stage photo-ops and prop up his floundering campaign. This moves resembles what we might expect to see from authoritarians abroad rather than a president of the U.S." Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at February 07, 2024 09:03 AM (GshMh) 235
All while the same population somehow elected a black Lt. Gov on the way to veto proof majorities in the House and Senate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:01 AM (WF0+t) That's only because of Gerrymandering!!!! - the left Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 09:03 AM (bWsRe) 236
I hope that the legalities of the matter follow the creative.
Sometimes I fear that is not the case. Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 09:01 AM (53oGX) I know. The biggest fear of all of us watching this case is that this is a DC jury, and so the verdict was already decided and written for political reasons before one word of testimony was heard. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 09:04 AM (S6gqv) 237
But RNC didn't prep for that...not prepping the ground game to prevent Dem cheating is an RNC/candidate flaw... Posted by: Nova Local - Oh, I won't disagree at all that Republicans are dog poop on the bottom of your shoe. After three days sitting. And a rain. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:04 AM (WF0+t) 238
Are we entering the era, or phase, of “ private” law enforcement??
Posted by: tubal at February 07, 2024 09:04 AM (PCK5/) 239
The case comes at a time when attacks on scientists are proliferating, says Peter Hotez, professor of Pediatrics and Molecular Virology at Baylor College of Medicine. Even as misinformation about scientists and their work keeps growing, Hotez says scientists haven't yet found a good way to respond.
"The reason we're sort of fumbling at this is it's unprecedented. And there is no roadmap," he says. We have been able to pass off bullshit for so long while using our credentials as a shield, we have quite forgotten how to defend out work. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2024 09:05 AM (hoRO3) 240
Lenin picked Stalin to head the CPSU(b)'s equivalent of the national committee.
Trump needs someone who MEANS BUSINESS. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 09:05 AM (0FoWg) 241
My favorite story of a guy getting rid of squatters was:
The house was in his mom's name (or he transferred title to her). Then he signed a lease with her. Waited until the squatters left one day, busted in, threw their shit in the yard and moved in. Squatters show up. Of course call the cops. He waves the valid lease from the landlord in their face. And the cops have to leave. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (cSaKW) 242
a lot of them the MA-style old "3 family homes" (3 stories/residences that multi-generational immigrant families occupied)
We call them 'triple-deckers.' Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (Q0kLU) 243
Karl Rove is on Varney. Rove is still an idiot .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (Mw26n) 244
Biden is at 40.2 approval at RCP. These are the last 3 prezzies also on Feb 7th of their 4th year in office.
Trump 45.5 Obama 48.6 Bush 51.6 In an honest election Biden would lose 40 states. Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (bWsRe) 245
General Election: Trump vs. Biden vs. Kennedy vs. Manchin vs. West vs. Stein vs. Mapstead I&I/TIPP Trump 40, Biden 34, Kennedy 8, Manchin 3, West 2, Mapstead 1, Stein 1 Trump +6 Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 09:02 AM That's pretty much been my prediction for weeks, that RFK Jr would steal Biden't lunch. I'd assume that Manchin votes would go to RFK Jr too. In the end it will suck that more people voted against Trump then for him, but a (W) is a (W). Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (nIvob) 246
"Are we entering the era, or phase, of “ private” law enforcement??"
As friend of mine with several hundred acres of land once told a punk trying to date his daughter..... Boy, I'll bury you so deep, even the cadaver dogs won't find you. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (a1415) 247
Is Mr. Aspirin Factory going to get bombed on his birthday?
Do we have a poster named Baby Milk Factory? Posted by: Target Rich Environment at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (V5BDR) 248
I'd pick Presler or someone he wants as RNC head. He gets ground game, and since RNC will be on a shoestring in 2024, ground game is all we got...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 09:07 AM (exHjb) 249
201 The closest one of those to me is a couple hours away, but might be worth it if I can get that in Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 08:56 AM (Zz0t1) Before they really went hardcore on expansion, cases in PA were ridiculously cheap. Posted by: XTC at February 07, 2024 09:08 AM (UnA8+) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 09:08 AM (R4t5M) 251
Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera 7m If it had succeeded, the crazy, spiteful attempted Impeachment of DHS Secretary Mayorkas would have reflected worse on people pushing it than on the Secretary himself. Thankfully 4 GOP Reps had the guts to stand up to the kamikaze wing of the Republican party. Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC) 252
Speaking of Sinema, she was elbow deep in writing this failed immigration bill. I think her AZ voters would be highly pissed that she wants more enemy invaders to cross the border without restraint. I think she's gone after Nov.
Posted by: Maj. Healey I assume that this was the reason she was assigned to it. Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 07, 2024 09:08 AM (wouIu) 253
>>He sucks and if you looked into his background further you would realize that.
I get that you don't like him but that's not a real deep analysis of his performance which has been pretty good. He's been working in Republican politics for 40 years. He is as qualified to run the RNC as anyone, the only question is where do his loyalties lie, establishment or America First. He did work on the Trump transition team in 2016 so Trump knows him from that. In any case the RNC is not run by Trump. He didn't appoint Romney, she was elected by the state RNC delegates and so will her replacement. If you look into how the RNC is run further you would realize that. Trump has had a mostly testy relationship with the RNC because they have been an establishment run organization. Someone who agrees on the issue of election integrity which Ronna did not and wants to support America First is a huge improvement whether Whatley or some outsider. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 09:08 AM (LkLld) 254
That's the funniest news item of the entire morning! Trump didn't participate because there's a hard to understand fight inside the Nevada GOP as to whether they should have had a primary, or caucuses, and Trump sided with the group that wanted caucuses. (they're going to have them shortly.)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:31 AM (S6gqv) As I understand it, the NV legislature - or maybe just the governor - said "thou shalt have primaries" and the state party said "blow me". All delegates are awarded at the caucus and you could only choose to be a choice in one. Haley chose the primary because: 1. She's a uniparty asshole. 2. She knew she wasn't going to beat Trump in a head's up battle. 3. She expected to be able to tell the LIVs that she won the NV primary. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 09:09 AM (GYIa4) 255
That's pretty much been my prediction for weeks, that RFK Jr would steal Biden't lunch. I'd assume that Manchin votes would go to RFK Jr too. In the end it will suck that more people voted against Trump then for him, but a (W) is a (W).
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (nIvob) Some say that this is a draw back of our system. I say it’s a feature. On the other hand, you still need 270 EV to win. Curious what the electoral college map looks like with those percentages. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 07, 2024 09:09 AM (9mfKN) 256
In the end it will suck that more people voted against Trump then for him, but a (W) is a (W).
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (nIvob) Clinton won with less than 50% both times. Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 09:09 AM (bWsRe) 257
"Baltimore is not receiving any bussed illegal immigrants."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is great! I can see a comedy scene where illegals are quickly walking past a bus marked "To Baltimore" while making all kinds of BS sideways shooting moves and the throat cut sign. No way Jose!!!! Posted by: pawn at February 07, 2024 09:09 AM (QB+5g) 258
Former Chilean President Sebastian Pinera Dead in Helicopter Crash at 74 Years Old
What did he have on Hilldog? Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 09:09 AM (ENQN6) 259
Democrats don't like RFK in the race because it will throw the race to Trump no matter who their candidate is. At this point I would rate it highly unlikely that Biden will run. They are slowly marching him towards an excuse to drop out, using his failing health as an issue. That's why they are limiting his public appearances. It's only a matter of when, not if.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 09:09 AM (tU/hh) 260
>>The one with Paul Walker had some seriously disturbing pedo content… I was expecting something similar to the outstanding 86 version and didn’t like it
OMG, yes. That was nightmarish. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 09:10 AM (RXyKO) 261
Someone should see Nikki with the cameras rolling and say, "Hey! I voted for you. ... You're 'None of the Above', right??"
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 09:10 AM (2yu8s) 262
181> Yes, a good thing indeed. I might have to take a gander at those voter roles.
Posted by: sidney at February 07, 2024 09:10 AM (Uy/WF) 263
The fact that Republicans are still giving money to Haley is another example of why the Republicans are the stupid party. The more people who see Haley the more people dislike her and her positions. Yet the donors and consultants like her.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (Mw26n) 264
259 Democrats don't like RFK in the race because it will throw the race to Trump no matter who their candidate is. At this point I would rate it highly unlikely that Biden will run. They are slowly marching him towards an excuse to drop out, using his failing health as an issue. That's why they are limiting his public appearances. It's only a matter of when, not if.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 09:09 AM (tU/hh) I thought for sure he’d be gone in his first year. And then 2nd year. At this point, I think they keep trotting out his rotting corpse for as long as people vote (D). Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (9mfKN) 265
My plan for when my daughter starts dating: tarp off a corner of the basement, lay down a hammer and bolt cutters and the sawz-all, and splatter the whole deal with animal blood.
Then show it to suitors. "Be careful around my daughter, boy. Real careful. Like tightrope careful. This is serious business." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (0FoWg) 266
none of the polls show a hypothetical with Newsom instead of Biden on the ticket, I presume ?
Posted by: runner at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (V13WU) 267
Imagine living in a city where illegal aliens from Central America refuse to go.
Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (bWsRe) 268
>>She's in this till the end though!
I don't know how she stays in after getting humiliated in South Carolina. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (LkLld) 269
259 Democrats don't like RFK in the race because it will throw the race to Trump no matter who their candidate is. At this point I would rate it highly unlikely that Biden will run. They are slowly marching him towards an excuse to drop out, using his failing health as an issue. That's why they are limiting his public appearances. It's only a matter of when, not if.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 09:09 AM (tU/hh) RFK Jr. continues to impress, came out yesterday saying he was very relieved the Senate Bill collapsed. His issue with it was no more funding for Ukraine, not the border stuff so much, but still I applaud him as a temporary ally. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (S6gqv) 270
Re: NC Gov Cooper
I want to add that the black Lt. Gov isn't just a black (R) candidate. He's a pretty hardcore M@G@ (because apparently that's a bad word) guy, to the point where (R)s are running ads saying he's a Nazi and hates the Jews. A black Nazi. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (WF0+t) 271
243 Karl Rove is on Varney. Rove is still an idiot .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (Mw26n) Fuck Rove Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (ENQN6) 272
@GeraldoRivera
7m If it had succeeded, the crazy, spiteful attempted Impeachment of DHS Secretary Mayorkas would have reflected worse on people pushing it than on the Secretary himself. Thankfully 4 GOP Reps had the guts to stand up to the kamikaze wing of the Republican party. Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC) This is what it sounds like when your anus speaks. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1) 273
259 Democrats don't like RFK in the race because it will throw the race to Trump no matter who their candidate is. At this point I would rate it highly unlikely that Biden will run. They are slowly marching him towards an excuse to drop out, using his failing health as an issue. That's why they are limiting his public appearances. It's only a matter of when, not if.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 09:09 AM (tU/hh) Also, Cornel West is still in. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 09:12 AM (x0n13) 274
266 none of the polls show a hypothetical with Newsom instead of Biden on the ticket, I presume ?
Posted by: runner at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (V13WU) He still has no answer for the San Fran poop map, so not terribly worried about Newsome. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 07, 2024 09:12 AM (9mfKN) 275
268 >>She's in this till the end though!
I don't know how she stays in after getting humiliated in South Carolina. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (LkLld) No, because staying in long after you're a punchline kills any chances you may have for anything, anytime. speaking of punchlines - Now Haley can honestly say she's Second to None! Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 09:13 AM (S6gqv) 276
My plan for when my daughter starts dating: tarp off a corner of the basement, lay down a hammer and bolt cutters and the sawz-all, and splatter the whole deal with animal blood.
Then show it to suitors. "Be careful around my daughter, boy. Real careful. Like tightrope careful. This is serious business." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice When he steps inside to meet you, toss him a shotgun shell. Tell him "it's a lot faster after curfew". Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2024 09:13 AM (KNxm9) 277
Go all out and have a Newsome vs DeSantis poll.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:13 AM (WF0+t) 278
If this keeps up, it is probably going to change contract conditions - and raise rates fairly dramatically - in the places that have these rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 08:42 AM (yjAVs) I've thought of this.. and a full kit night vision for me and my friends assisted by a couple well trained Belgian Malinois will solve the problem in the short term. I'll take my chances with the jury for the home I actively occupy. Now a home I don't occupy, that's unfortunately different and I don't trust a jury in these jurisdictions. Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 09:13 AM (53oGX) 279
No, because staying in long after you're a punchline kills any chances you may have for anything, anytime.
- Unless you're performing a job interview for the WEF. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:14 AM (WF0+t) 280
That's why they are limiting his public appearances.
-------------- Hey, the guy meets and converses with dead people and tells us about the conversation. This is a selling point not a handicap. Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:14 AM (DyHJQ) 281
Are we entering the era, or phase, of “ private” law enforcement??
Posted by: tubal at February 07, 2024 09:04 AM (PCK5/) ++++ Not just yet, but soon. It will be an urban phenomenon first, then it will spread to - and actually be more effective in - rural areas once the farm murders and robberies start. Private mercenaries guarding cash-in-transit and valuable goods transport. Private mercenaries guarding valuable businesses. Private mercenaries in networks doing emergency response in urban areas. Private mercenaries in networks doing area defense for wealthy farmers. The model for this is South Africa. They still have cops, but the private cops do increasing amounts of direct response and heavy lifting, paid for by men with something to lose. ADT in the United States: https://is.gd/Cluhlq ADT in South Africa: https://is.gd/29hYVl You may pick one. You may not pick both. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 09:14 AM (yjAVs) 282
POS Gov. Shapiro is wanting a minimum wage increase and pot legalization bills on his desk, according to local media.
PA numbers must look no bueno for the commies. Operation Bong Rip must be implemented to get the cretins off the couch. Or provide cover for the steal. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 09:14 AM (R4t5M) 283
Gaetz endorsing McCarthy for RNC Chair is exactly why we can't have nice things.
--- I kinda think that's smart. It's a peace offering to a well-connected fundraiser; bury the hatchet. And McCarthy is a Trump ally. I don't recall if Trump took a position on his ousting. OTOH, that shit did coordinate with McConnell to withdraw funds from conservatives in 2022. But maybe if he sees his position is at the discretion of Trump, he'll behave and do his job? Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 07, 2024 09:14 AM (cSaKW) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 09:14 AM (x0n13) 285
Also, Cornel West is still in.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 09:12 AM (x0n13) There's a crazy street rat with crazy hair who wanders the streets around here pushing a shopping cart and talking to himself, he has about as much vote getting potential as Cornel West does. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 09:14 AM (S6gqv) 286
Who are the guys in the pic up top?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 09:15 AM (9yWhg) 287
266 none of the polls show a hypothetical with Newsom instead of Biden on the ticket, I presume ?
Posted by: runner at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (V13WU) ___ I'm sure they're out there somewhere, just not something RCP or 538 tracks. I did see this one which is kind of interesting I suppose. President: general election, 2024 Jan. 25-31 1,000 LV McLaughlin & Associates Biden 34% 39% Trump Trump +5 Harris 42% 50% Trump Trump +8 Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 09:15 AM (bWsRe) 288
I still think we should appoint Vivek head of the RNC myself... you need an attack dog with organizational skills, and that's a pretty good description of the man.
Posted by: American Hawkman at February 07, 2024 09:15 AM (skAOD) 289
I like Seb Gorka's list for Trump's next admin. but to leave out Ric Grennell is bad. Alot of those people most likely are not interested in being part of the actual administration however.
Posted by: Jaimo at February 07, 2024 09:16 AM (DBrN4) 290
275 Now Haley can honestly say she's Second to None!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 09:13 AM (S6gqv) Thread winner! Dang, I'd have made this into today's graphic! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 09:16 AM (x0n13) 291
I guess one of them is Mayorkas, but I don't know what he looks like, so I can't tell which one he is.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 09:16 AM (9yWhg) 292
@286 I believe Ken Buck and Mayorkas
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 09:16 AM (Mw26n) 293
They did their job - torched 2022 elections, the VA 2023 elections, got Trump in as the 2024 candidate, and spent all the money so there's nothing left to win 2024 with...of course, now they'd leave. Perfect Uniparty stooges.
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 08:43 AM (exHjb) I get that you're convinced Trump cannot win Virginia because the government workers in northern Virginia overwhelm the state but the fact is that Trump has massive support amongst the GOP primary voting base. It gets so tiring to see post after post of people saying that we're doomed because we want who we want. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 09:17 AM (GYIa4) 294
I posted this in last night's ONT, but sadly I should repost here, too.
News Outlets reporting Special Counsel will not bring charges on Biden classified docs case!!! It's about fucking time...they let Trump's WH accomplice off so long ago few can remember he had a SC investigation. Not a surprise. It was clear what he did was different than Trump. 1) He didn't intentionally hide 'em and then lie about having 'em. 2) He actually proactively approached the National Archives about the records when they were found. But Trump is going to flip out - you just know it. Special Counsel Robert Hu is a Trump appointed former prosecutor...life is good! Been a pretty lousy day for Republicans. Good day for sanity, tho. Freepers will have splody heads tonight. Good! It's ridiculous that this was pursued so long. No harm, no foul! Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 07, 2024 09:17 AM (JCZqz) 295
Squatters Take Over 1,200 Homes in Atlanta, Open Illegal Strip Clubs and Terrorize Neighbors: "Is This Even America?" THIS SIDE TOWARD SQUATTERS Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 09:17 AM (MoZTd) 296
I kinda think that's smart.
It's a peace offering to a well-connected fundraiser; bury the hatchet. And McCarthy is a Trump ally. I don't recall if Trump took a position on his ousting. OTOH, that shit did coordinate with McConnell to withdraw funds from conservatives in 2022. But maybe if he sees his position is at the discretion of Trump, he'll behave and do his job? Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator True. I just don't think he's to be trusted. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 09:17 AM (R4t5M) 297
I still think we should appoint Vivek head of the RNC myself... you need an attack dog with organizational skills, and that's a pretty good description of the man.
Posted by: American Hawkman Not a bad idea. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 09:17 AM (9yWhg) 298
289 I like Seb Gorka's list for Trump's next admin. but to leave out Ric Grennell is bad. Alot of those people most likely are not interested in being part of the actual administration however.
Posted by: Jaimo at February 07, 2024 09:16 AM (DBrN4) He mentions Gingrich and that is a non-starter. The others are all acceptable to very good. Especially Mike Flynn. That said, who he wants and who the Deep State will allow to be confirmed is another story. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13) 299
Trump is right: Haley will declare victory in Nevada and the media will back her up. She'll play the low expectations game in SC and if she even comes close, will declare that Trump is losing steam. She'll be in this to the bitter end, and once it's over will become the new Liz Cheney.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 09:17 AM (tH8bA) 300
"He's been working in Republican politics for 40 years. He is as qualified to run the RNC as anyone,.."
In your professional estimation? So what we need is another state level person who has not only shown he can't run a national election strategy, but has no plan to change the formulaic, losing consultant strategy nor deal with the electoral legal issues? Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 09:18 AM (tU/hh) 301
McClintock hasn't been a RINO. He's been a reliable conservative vote. Yet something happened to his MIND after he got schlonged by Ahnuld in the recall election.
Every now and then he gets on his high horse and has an attack of being principles which hurts America and helps Democrats. McClintock knows what an irrascable traitorous beast Mayorkas is. Yet he won't allow his impeachment which he knows won't remove him but at least force Democrats to get in high dungeon to defend him. It looks to me that McClintock doesn't want to be bothered. So it's not a principled problem, it's a lazy problem from a Congresscritter with a safe seat.im surprised there weren't any others with him as a bloc. That tells me it isn't about us and Speaker Johnson, it's about McClintock. He got schlonged. Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2024 09:18 AM (6z3pO) 302
She'll be in this to the bitter end, and once it's over will become the new Liz Cheney.
Posted by: Ordinary American ___ So she'll gain 60 llbs? Posted by: Montec at February 07, 2024 09:18 AM (bWsRe) 303
299 Trump is right: Haley will declare victory in Nevada and the media will back her up. She'll play the low expectations game in SC and if she even comes close, will declare that Trump is losing steam. She'll be in this to the bitter end, and once it's over will become the new Liz Cheney.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 09:17 AM (tH8bA) I hope you’re wrong, but maybe her father was a mailman and I just missed that part of her bio. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 07, 2024 09:19 AM (9mfKN) 304
I fell asleep watching Oak Island. Can anyone recap the big moments for me?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:19 AM (DyHJQ) 305
"Imagine living in a city where illegal aliens from Central America refuse to go.
I don't see where they are showing up in DC either. Not hard to imagine it's for different reasons. Can't have them them camped out on the Ellipse. Posted by: pawn at February 07, 2024 09:19 AM (QB+5g) 306
I want Flynn as VP. Probably won't happen, but that would be my choice.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 09:19 AM (R4t5M) 307
But maybe if he sees his position is at the discretion of Trump, he'll behave and do his job?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 07, 2024 09:14 AM (cSaKW) I agree with you, it's a risky move but smart. Relating this to what I said about corruption earlier in this thread; the ONLY practical function of the RNC head is obtaining, coordinating, and disbursing money flows. So it stands to reason that you have to have someone who has a lot of experience in that world, and that means that by definition, you are going to have to find someone corrupt and hope that you can make it in their interest to work their corruption in your favor. McCarthy seems to be as good a guess for who could do that as any other name we could put there. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 09:20 AM (S6gqv) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 09:20 AM (MoZTd) 309
304 I fell asleep watching Oak Island. Can anyone recap the big moments for me?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:19 AM (DyHJQ) They dug a hole and didn't find anything Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2024 09:20 AM (Akjoo) 310
Has Naomi Wolf actually taken the red pill?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 07, 2024 09:20 AM (pohLc) 311
286 Who are the guys in the pic up top?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 09:15 AM (9yWhg) Buck and Mayorkas. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2024 09:20 AM (x0n13) 312
I fell asleep watching Oak Island. Can anyone recap the big moments for me?
Posted by: Pudinhead Well, Big Tit Donna and Nice Bod Brooke and Geezer Eric... Oh, wait. Wrong show. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 09:20 AM (9yWhg) 313
Vivek as RNC chairman is putting a racehorse on a milk wagon. He's way over-qualified. I want to see him as a Kushner-like figure to Trump, a close adviser. Or VP.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 09:20 AM (tH8bA) 314
"Massachusetts Asks Citizens to Take in Migrants Amid State of Emergency"
Maura Healey and Michelle Wu are leading by example on this, both bringing a homeless Mexican asylum-seeking family of 12 into their homes. Right? RIGHT???? Posted by: Gref at February 07, 2024 09:21 AM (5fDan) 315
@304 they found pottery in the swamp and one of the drills went off course. No gold horde .... yet, put possibly , maybe, soon
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 09:21 AM (Mw26n) 316
>>Vigil has also come under fire for claiming that there is no true age at which one becomes an adult when arguing for her bill allowing underage students to change their "preferred name" in school without their parents' knowledge or consent.
Oooops! She just revealed the endgame: transgenderism is all about establishing that even toddlers can give "consent." If a toddler can decide his gender, than he can decide he's totes OK with one of these genderbender pedos touching him, right? That's what this is leading to. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 09:21 AM (RXyKO) 317
Are we entering the era, or phase, of “ private” law enforcement??
-- We were discussing something similar in Sunday school recently and a good point was made regarding law enforcement overlooking small, recurring, and fully accepting routine bribes after 9/11. Free meals. Lots of restaurants do it, and if you ask any cop they'll be able to name every restaurant that does. And those places will have 1-6 cop cars there, or soon to be there, all day every day, from open until close. Free security paid for by taxpayers, and it costs the business the same as a worker getting an order wrong and needing to re-make a meal. Less, actually, because it only involves the single meal and not both the screw up and the re-make. And same as always, it starts when the little stuff is overlooked and then soon becomes normal. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:21 AM (WF0+t) 318
But for Nikki to get blown out by None of the Above - ROFL! She lost a race where she was running unopposed!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:31 AM (S6gqv) I'd call the 60% Trump voters. He wasn't on the ballot but a lot of no name people were. Pence was on it. I'll have to look up later what the result were. Pence probably got 4 votes or so. I want my pre covid elections back. The legeslature changed everything during the plandemic. I think that was part of the plan. Mail in votes mailed to every "voter" dead or alive. Post office thugs pick up the undeliverable and viola. Dems win in the middle of the night in Vegas and Reno, fuck the rest of the state. Posted by: Reforger at February 07, 2024 09:21 AM (58p5C) 319
Has Naomi Wolf actually taken the red pill? Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 07, 2024 09:20 AM (pohLc) She'll tiptoe up to the line, but never cross it. Because Republicans are icky or something like that. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2024 09:21 AM (MoZTd) 320
Happy 50th Birthday Blazing Saddles!
Warner Brothers | February 7, 1974 | Mel Brooks Released on this date in 1974. Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:22 AM (RHGPo) 321
>> I still think we should appoint Vivek head of the RNC myself... you need an attack dog with organizational skills, and that's a pretty good description of the man.
Posted by: American Hawkman And he has no Bush taint on him. Make Presler his Lieutenant. Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2024 09:22 AM (eYF7X) 322
Democrats don't like RFK in the race because it will throw the race to Trump no matter who their candidate is. At this point I would rate it highly unlikely that Biden will run. They are slowly marching him towards an excuse to drop out, using his failing health as an issue. That's why they are limiting his public appearances. It's only a matter of when, not if.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 07, 2024 09:09 AM (tU/hh) I disagree. I think the only circumstance where Biden is not the Dem nominee is if he dies. Even with full on dementia he’s too stubborn to be budged. He’s staying in no matter what…. Oh and BTW he’ll have all the delegates at the DNC. No other dem is on primary ballots (Phillips and Williamson are not serious) Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 07, 2024 09:22 AM (1jdMT) 323
304 I fell asleep watching Oak Island. Can anyone recap the big moments for me?
-------- They found a button. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 07, 2024 09:23 AM (2yu8s) 324
306 I want Flynn as VP. Probably won't happen, but that would be my choice.
--------------- How about Flynn as AG? Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:23 AM (DyHJQ) 325
I really don't think many people expected the Republican primaries to be over before we even got to Super Tuesday. But they are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 08:57 AM (S6gqv) Honestly, the only people who thought they wouldn't be over now are people who don't want Trump. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 09:23 AM (GYIa4) 326
Has Naomi Wolf actually taken the red pill?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 07, 2024 09:20 AM (pohLc) The pink pill anyway. Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 09:23 AM (tH8bA) 327
Happy 50th Birthday Blazing Saddles!
Warner Brothers | February 7, 1974 | Mel Brooks Released on this date in 1974. Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:22 AM (RHGPo) I want a birthday card from Mel Brooks. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 09:24 AM (R4t5M) 328
>>I fell asleep watching Oak Island. Can anyone recap the big moments for me?
The [latest find] they've just uncovered could - just maybe - be the thing that proves their theory! Or not. But there will be a lot of hopeful analysis and discussion as [latest find] sits mostly buried deep awaiting excavation. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 09:24 AM (RXyKO) 329
What Trump ought to do is name his own guy for his own fundraising apparatus and then go to his voters and say "the GOP has never been behind me or you. If you support me, you won't give those cucks one thin dime. Send my org the money instead. We'll use it to elect candidates who don't suck cock for fun and profit."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 09:24 AM (0FoWg) 330
>>I agree with you, it's a risky move but smart. Relating this to what I said about corruption earlier in this thread; the ONLY practical function of the RNC head is obtaining, coordinating, and disbursing money flows.
I think this leaves the same enormous whole we've had for years. The RNC is supposed to do other things like organize debates which means not picking CNN and MSNBC moderators and monitor elections. No amount of money is going to matter if we don't have fair elections and that is something the RNC completely neglected for years while the DNC took it very seriously. I don't know if McCarthy can do that or not. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 09:24 AM (LkLld) 331
Naomi Wolf got red pilled because she completely screwed up her last leg ist book about gays being executed in England in the 19th century. It's actually a funny story
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 09:24 AM (Mw26n) 332
From the Daily Tech News:
Three million infected toothbrushes have just invaded Switzerland. ... what exactly do you need a WiFi enabled toothbrush for ? Does it play the weather report thru your teeth ? Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:25 AM (RHGPo) 333
I fell asleep watching Oak Island. Can anyone recap the big moments for me?
If I had to either watch that stupid shit or take a hot poker enema it might take a while to decide. Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 07, 2024 09:25 AM (pohLc) 334
315 @304 they found pottery in the swamp and one of the drills went off course. No gold horde .... yet, put possibly , maybe, soon
---------------- It was around the time of the drill going off course that I fell asleep. Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:25 AM (DyHJQ) 335
Illegal Immigrants in UK Converting to Christianity, Claiming Religious Persecution in Effort to Avoid Deportation: Report
________ That story made me think of Franz Liebkind singing "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" and "America the Beautiful" to Bialystock and Leo. Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 09:25 AM (1bNHn) 336
>>Has Naomi Wolf actually taken the red pill?
The COVID-19 pill. That one was tough to swallow and now she's been labeled a kook by the Left for straying off the reservation. Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 09:26 AM (RXyKO) 337
242 a lot of them the MA-style old "3 family homes" (3 stories/residences that multi-generational immigrant families occupied)
We call them 'triple-deckers.' Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (Q0kLU) 3 flats here... Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 09:26 AM (53oGX) 338
A dark alley, at night: Thief: "Hands up! Gimmie your money!" Republican: " O.K., here's the cash, credit card numbers and car keys but you don't get the house, it's mortgaged." Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 09:26 AM (j4U/Z) 339
For my part, I said the primaries were over the moment Trump announced, but only because it was as plain as the nose on my face. The other candidates knew that too. They were working various angles, but being the nominee wasn't one of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 09:26 AM (0FoWg) 340
Nikki's still in the race only because she's hated just a wee bit less than Trump. Donors with money to burn don't seem to realize they're, you know, burning their cash with her.
But... Trump said pussy. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2024 09:26 AM (Q4IgG) 341
That story made me think of Franz Liebkind singing "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" and "America the Beautiful" to Bialystock and Leo. Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 09:25 AM (1bNHn) The Producers ? Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2024 09:27 AM (Akjoo) 342
331 Naomi Wolf got red pilled because she completely screwed up her last leg ist book about gays being executed in England in the 19th century. It's actually a funny story
------------- Did not know England killed all teh gheys? Are there any Englishmen left today? Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:27 AM (DyHJQ) 343
333 I fell asleep watching Oak Island. Can anyone recap the big moments for me?
.. it's the "money pit" more likely .. it is a "money pit" Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:27 AM (RHGPo) 344
... what exactly do you need a WiFi enabled toothbrush for ?
Does it play the weather report thru your teeth ? Posted by: SMOD -- I remember reading something a long time ago about how they were saying the scheme was to incorporate them into a sort of mesh wi-fi extending plan, but in reality the goal is to add DDOS points of attack for when they're needed. Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:27 AM (WF0+t) 345
In the end it will suck that more people voted against Trump then for him, but a (W) is a (W).
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 09:06 AM (nIvob) More people voted against Clinton than for him but he was still President for 8 years. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 09:27 AM (GYIa4) 346
The squatter issue changes if the utilities are cut off and the cars towed, the eviction warrants served, and the curfew enforced.
Government exists to protect property rights. Else we have self help and outlawry. Atlanta government doesn't realize squatting is an existential threat to it's existence? Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (6z3pO) 347
@342 England is being overrun by Muslims so I'd say no
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (Mw26n) 348
332 From the Daily Tech News:
Three million infected toothbrushes have just invaded Switzerland. ... what exactly do you need a WiFi enabled toothbrush for ? Does it play the weather report thru your teeth ? Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:25 AM (RHGPo) For doing DDOS attacks? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (N39Ws) 349
"If I had a penny for every time a leftist called something a 'social construct,' I might almost have enough money to buy the Black Lives Matter founder’s mansion."
Well That's Terrifying: CO State Rep Says There's No Legal Age of Adulthood _______ A legal age (or legal anything) is by definition a social construct. Like laws against the Jan 6 "insurrection". Tell me another. Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (1bNHn) 350
How about Flynn as AG? Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:23 AM Flynn is good, Paxton from Texas is better. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (nIvob) 351
347 @342 England is being overrun by Muslims so I'd say no
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (Mw26n) Europe as a whole is lost. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (N39Ws) 352
I disagree. I think the only circumstance where Biden is not the Dem nominee is if he dies. Even with full on dementia he’s too stubborn to be budged. He’s staying in no matter what…. Oh and BTW he’ll have all the delegates at the DNC. No other dem is on primary ballots (Phillips and Williamson are not serious)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt I agree with this. If Biden were going to drop out, there would have been much better times to do it. He's an egotistical asshole...no way he'd voluntarily step down from the most powerful position on earth. And the Dems won't force him out, because that would hurt whoever ran in his place. Except...if he dropped out right before the Dem convention, it would allow a fig-leaf of cover for a "Democratic" selection process, and still allow time for the nominee to be on all state ballots legitimately. It's the last of the "good" timing benchmarks for him to step down. It's crazy, but not a 0% chance. Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 07, 2024 09:29 AM (JCZqz) 353
Nikki's still in the race only because .. she is angling for the 2028 nomination
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:29 AM (RHGPo) 354
Flynn is good, Paxton from Texas is better.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (nIvob) Good luck getting them through the Senate Posted by: It's me donna at February 07, 2024 09:29 AM (Akjoo) 355
"...keep people silent and obedient..." Lies, gaslighting, and incarceration (or cancelling) of those who spoke out, even mildly, while the vast majority remained silent and subservient. The Soviets did it to millions of its citizens. Read Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago. That's the playbook the Dems are following. It worked for generations. “History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.” Posted by: Java Joe at February 07, 2024 09:29 AM (WaLgG) 356
How about Flynn as AG?
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:23 AM Doesn't the Attorney General have to be, you know, an attorney? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 09:30 AM (9yWhg) 357
Europe as a whole is lost.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (N39Ws) Third time saving their ass was not in the cards. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 07, 2024 09:30 AM (R4t5M) 358
A black Nazi.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:11 AM (WF0+t) schwarzenegger Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6) 359
This is what it sounds like when your anus speaks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1) Twice this morning you got me laughing Sponge. Thanks, Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 09:30 AM (53oGX) 360
I totally see what people say about Vivek being absurdly overqualified for the RNC position, but at this point, we need someone who can control the money that isn't beholden to the old guard, calls them out incessantly, and can genuinely make a change in it, and I don't see anybody else who can do that while being an attack dog. Mike Lindell's a genuine patriot and a great American, but he's just not NASTY enough. Plus, I can't imagine this being a full-time job for someone like Vivek... he can do other things too.
Posted by: American Hawkman at February 07, 2024 09:30 AM (skAOD) 361
Most powerful position on earth. Feh. Every person here has more power than a President. The English monarchy retains more power than our vestigial executive. Purely a ceremonial position.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 09:30 AM (0FoWg) 362
OT: The graft continues right away. McConnell switching to a Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan bill...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 07, 2024 09:30 AM (exHjb) 363
Doesn't the Attorney General have to be, you know, an attorney?
- I would love for him and a SCOTUS pick to just be an intelligent person with common sense. "No, stop being absurd. This is what the law says and that's that." Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:31 AM (WF0+t) 364
Noodus gratia artis
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg) 365
>>Good luck getting them through the Senate
I'd like to see Flynn return to his original job both because he knows where the bodies are buried and as a giant middle finger to the deep state. The NSA doesn't require Senate approval. Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 09:31 AM (LkLld) 366
>>The squatter issue changes if the utilities are cut off and the cars towed, the eviction warrants served, and the curfew enforced.
Pretty sure JJ linked to a story last week where a NY state guy received a huge utility bill while on a 3 week trip, contacted the utility company to shut it off and was told "no" because there were squatters and it is illegal to do so. So, no, you can't cut off utilities to get them out, at least not in NY state, probably others (paying tenant protection laws, no doubt). Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2024 09:31 AM (RXyKO) 367
For my part, I said the primaries were over the moment Trump announced, but only because it was as plain as the nose on my face. The other candidates knew that too. They were working various angles, but being the nominee wasn't one of them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice What the hell was DeSantis' angle? No matter what he thought, it was dumb. Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 07, 2024 09:31 AM (JCZqz) 368
I plan to attend the Trump rally this Saturday in Conway, SC. I've never been to one of these things. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 08:47 AM (tH8bA) ================ Cool! We'll send you a souvenir photo! We have your address. Posted by: FBI at February 07, 2024 09:31 AM (htSUt) 369
Max Adds Trigger Warning to Blazing Saddles
_______ But Max isn't in Blazing Saddles, he's in the Producers. Oh. That's very different. Never mind. Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 09:31 AM (1bNHn) 370
Doesn't the Attorney General have to be, you know, an attorney?
---------------- Nope. He can hire lawyers but doesn't have to be one. Back in the day, lawyers didn't go to college to be lawyers they just learned the 'profession' by working in a law office. Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:31 AM (DyHJQ) 371
What the hell was DeSantis' angle? No matter what he thought, it was dumb.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 07, 2024 09:31 AM (JCZqz) Raise his national profile and run later. Doubt it worked, but maybe. Who knows? Anything is possible in the shell game. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2024 09:33 AM (0FoWg) 372
But maybe if he sees his position is at the discretion of Trump, he'll behave and do his job?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 07, 2024 09:14 AM (cSaKW) If you already know you can't trust a guy I can't consider it a smart play to keep him in a position to hurt you. Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2024 09:33 AM (53oGX) 373
368 I plan to attend the Trump rally this Saturday in Conway, SC. I've never been to one of these things. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 07, 2024 08:47 AM (tH8bA) ================ Cool! We'll send you a souvenir photo! We have your address. --------------- Remember to leave you cellphone at home. You never know when the FBI will pounce. Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:33 AM (DyHJQ) 374
What the hell was DeSantis' angle? No matter what he thought, it was dumb.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 07, 2024 09:31 AM (JCZqz) Competent MAGA, but also not bogged down with multiple lawsuits and criminal proceedings. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 07, 2024 09:33 AM (9mfKN) 375
352
Except...if he dropped out right before the Dem convention .. I'm looking forward to the Thomas Eagleton Memorial DNC Mini-Convention, which would occur sometime after the Dem convention It was a real winner for George McGovern back in 1972. The Democrats won MA + DC with 37.5% of popular vote Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:33 AM (RHGPo) 376
Else we have self help and outlawry. Atlanta government doesn't realize squatting is an existential threat to it's existence?
Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (6z3pO) Even upper middle class black neighborhoods in Atlanta are radicalized now. Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 09:33 AM (j4U/Z) 377
Sixty years ago today, the Beatles landed at Kennedy Airport. It was their first visit to USA, except for George, who had visited his sister here a year before when the Beatles were virtually unknown in America.
Posted by: Meat the Beatles at February 07, 2024 09:34 AM (V5BDR) 378
Apparently the new Speaker can’t count votes
Figgers Posted by: Ex GOP at February 07, 2024 09:34 AM (HukYe) 379
I get that you're convinced Trump cannot win Virginia because the government workers in northern Virginia overwhelm the state but the fact is that Trump has massive support amongst the GOP primary voting base.
It gets so tiring to see post after post of people saying that we're doomed because we want who we want. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 07, 2024 09:17 AM (GYIa4) We just need better candidates! Posted by: McConnell in between restarts at February 07, 2024 09:34 AM (53oGX) 380
I'll never understand why DeSantis refused to run for POTUS this year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The only time men get flowers is at their funerals at February 07, 2024 09:34 AM (WF0+t) 381
Also, if we don't get Paxton as AG, it better be because he's heading toward the Supreme Court.
Posted by: American Hawkman at February 07, 2024 09:34 AM (skAOD) Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6) 383
"I still think we should appoint Vivek head of the RNC myself... you need an attack dog with organizational skills, and that's a pretty good description of the man."
He'll have my vote. Considering what's happening and possibly what is going to happen to Trump, we little people, had better come up with Plan B for a candidate. Posted by: sidney at February 07, 2024 09:35 AM (Uy/WF) 384
351 Europe as a whole is lost.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2024 09:28 AM (N39Ws) But Islam will save it from Teh Ghey. Posted by: XTC at February 07, 2024 09:35 AM (UnA8+) 385
Chile's All-Women SWAT Team Hilariously BOMBS Int'l Obstacle Course Challenge
_______ Would have been better if they'd been in white t-shirts, and braless. Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 09:36 AM (1bNHn) Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2024 09:37 AM (LkLld) Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:38 AM (RHGPo) 388
Michigan actually passed anti-squatter legislation a few years ago and it seems to be working. I have a friend in property management outside Detroit who had some pretty harrowing tales, but relied on things like a monkey wrench to switch off the gas line as the squatters were too stupid to realize what was happening to them. Going to civil authorities to settle private disputes doesn't work. Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2024 09:40 AM (j4U/Z) 389
Is anything left of Oak Island, or s it just one big hole at this point?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 07, 2024 09:41 AM (GPVin) 390
Adam Kinzinger of CNN, a former congressman, tweeted, “He [Tucker] is a traitor.”
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:41 AM (RHGPo) 391
Good Faith DeSantis Backers Are Welcome Back in Magadonia!
_______ That article actually makes me waver in my intention to vote for Trump. Everything about it makes me want to say "Fuck Youse". MAGA needs better advocates. Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 09:41 AM (1bNHn) 392
with crazy hair who wanders the streets around here pushing a shopping cart and talking to himself, he has about as much vote getting potential as Cornel West does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2024 09:14 AM (S6gqv) **** Sadly, that's a type. That same fella was hanging out at Walmart the other day. Keep your distance.... Posted by: torabora at February 07, 2024 09:42 AM (6z3pO) 393
... before it is censored out of existence
Hang on to the player too. I predict a future where newer models will refuse to play it. Posted by: Halfhand at February 07, 2024 09:44 AM (FkzYn) 394
McCarthy may be a good fund raiser but will he spend the funds on MAGA candidates and issues? Doubt it.
This position needs someone dedicated to election integrity. That is not Kevin Posted by: Ex GOP at February 07, 2024 09:45 AM (HukYe) 395
Dem Sen. Merkley: We’ll Keep Voting on Border to Blame GOP or Media Will Ignore Border
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:45 AM (RHGPo) 396
Nikki's still in the race only because .. she is angling for the 2028 nomination
Posted by: SMOD ********** That's not going to go well for her either. Posted by: Cosda at February 07, 2024 09:46 AM (6EaAA) 397
391 That article actually makes me waver in my intention to vote for Trump. Everything about it makes me want to say "Fuck Youse".
MAGA needs better advocates. Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 09:41 AM (1bNHn) It's not the man, it's his fans. Posted by: XTC at February 07, 2024 09:46 AM (UnA8+) 398
MOSCOW, Feb 7 (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin granted an interview to U.S. television host Tucker Carlson on Tuesday, the Kremlin said, his first to an American journalist since before Russia's invasion of Ukraine nearly two years ago.
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:46 AM (RHGPo) 399
393 ... before it is censored out of existence
Hang on to the player too. I predict a future where newer models will refuse to play it. Posted by: Halfhand at February 07, 2024 09:44 AM (FkzYn) Make sure it's not connected to wi-fi, so that the firmware can't update it to not play. Posted by: XTC at February 07, 2024 09:47 AM (UnA8+) 400
The US press has been reduced to "copy bois"
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:48 AM (RHGPo) 401
And, Good Morning, all, and thank you, J.J.
USA Today, Jan 20, 2021, President Joe Biden's inauguration was historically unique with a large military presence and millions of Americans watching from home. As the federal government swore in the 46th president on the U. S. Capitol steps on Jan. 20, roughly 25,000 National Guard members stood alert throughout Washington, a reminder of the deadly insurrection carried out on those steps just weeks before. ------------ NCSL org, State E-Verify Action/Related Topic: Immigration E-verify is a voluntary internet-based program to help employers verify the work authorization of all new hires. The program is administered by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security in partnership with the Social Security Administration. (Much more but...) "The Immigration Reform & Control Act of 1986 (IRCA)* preempts any state or local law from imposing civil or criminal sanctions (other than through licensing and similar laws) upon those who employ, or recruit or refer for a fee for employment, unauthorized immigrants. Citation: 8 U.S.C.1324a(h). ---- Standing with Israel, demanding ALL Hamas hostages be freed, and praying for the IDF. Posted by: L - Who wants a new Mussolini form of government at February 07, 2024 09:52 AM (GshMh) 402
Adam Kinzinger of CNN, a former congressman, tweeted, “He [Tucker] is a traitor.”
Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2024 09:41 AM (RHGPo) ++++ Remember when Obama took some criticism for sitting down with Ahmadinejad for negotiations? His defense was that he'd sit down and talk with anyone and rejecting negotiation is a bad strategy. And he was, in fact, right about that. The problem with that meetup wasn't that the American President met with the Iranian President, but that Obama was eager to give the store away and everyone knew it. But that is beside the point. Obama was in fact correct in the basic assertion: if there is an opportunity to talk rather than fight, you should take it and see if you can make an acceptable deal. Trump had one of these, too, when he met with Kim. Same noise, same rationale, same correct answer. With Carlson, it's the same argument in fact. Whether meeting with an enemy of the US is treason depends entirely on who is in office and which faction controls the narrative in the moment. Nothing more. This is, like everything else, a fake standard. The stakes with Carlson are extremely low because he is not a government official at all, authorized or not. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2024 09:57 AM (yjAVs) 403
If they want to get rid of Biden they will crash the market to do so.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 09:58 AM (DyHJQ) 404
Whether meeting with an enemy of the US is treason depends entirely on who is in office and which faction controls the narrative in the moment.
--------------- When Congress declares war then, and only then, can there be a case of treason by an American citizen. So far Congress has not declared war on any country. Do you really think Congress will declare war on FSR? Posted by: Pudinhead at February 07, 2024 10:01 AM (DyHJQ) 405
Are Americans Headed Toward a Civil War?
_________ As always, those who see patterns in history are delusional. It's always yonder cloud that's almost in the shape of a camel. C S Lewis was right about that. Posted by: Eeyore at February 07, 2024 10:04 AM (1bNHn) 406
Perfect is the enemy of better. Johnson is better than McCarthy.
Posted by: hurricane567 at February 07, 2024 12:29 PM (b2yvv) 407
Ken Buck.
I remember when he ran under the Tea Party banner and I sent him a donation. It wasn't a large amount - $20 - but I believed his words, believed he was a conservative American who would work to restore our government back to the people. I guess it's true. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely and lobby money buys you permanently. Rush Limbaugh used to say the best vehicle for change was through the Republican Party. Unfortunately that option is no longer viable. They can't be trusted. Posted by: Tracy at February 07, 2024 12:32 PM (G3FP0) 408
I,m betting if Biden orders the military to fire on state forces or civilians you will see a civil war break out. You will see the military break up. You will see Biden flee the country and the Obamistas head for Canada or Cuba.
Remember the Bundy Ranch? And Revolutions do not start with a revolt within the military. Read your history. What French military unit revolted to start the French Revolution? What British unit revolted to start the US War of Independence? What Russian force revolted to overthrow the Tsar? What unit in Spain started the Spanish Civil War? Politicians, unions, academics, radicials who push people who want to be left alone start civil wars. Posted by: Jane at February 07, 2024 02:44 PM (EcD5Y) 409
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