Report: Biden Fears That Special Counsel Report on His Illegal Hoarding of Classified Documents May Prove "Embarassing"

It may cause him embarrassment, but of course it will be no threat to his liberty. That's reserved for Republicans.

Hopefully Trump can use this report to argue selective prosecution in his own case.

The report may be issued as early as this week -- I assume that means 6:45 pm on Friday, right?

President Biden's 2024 re-election team is worried that a Justice Department report on his retention of classified documents will unearth "embarrassing details," according to a new report.
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At least a dozen classified files were discovered by Biden's attorneys at his Penn Biden Center think tank office in the nation's capital on Nov. 2, some of which related to the United Kingdom, Ukraine and Iran.
The discovery was not disclosed until after the midterm elections, in which Democrats outperformed expectations. Biden's personal attorney found more intelligence files in the library and garage of the president's Wilmington, Del., home that December.
The FBI searched the office, home and Biden's Rehoboth Beach residence between November 2022 and February 2023, and additional classified documents in the Wilmington location.
First son Hunter Biden had access to the files kept next to his dad's 1967 Corvette Stingray, according to photos found on his abandoned laptop that were taken the same day he sent a threatening text to a Chinese associate that invoked his father to close a seven-figure business deal on July 30, 2017.
Another photo Hunter snapped earlier that year showed a box labeled "Important Doc's [sic] + Photos." It's unclear what it contained, but some reports said the elder Biden may have kept materials to reference in his 2017 memoir, "Promise Me, Dad."

No security risk there!

Meanwhile,
Biden's shaking hands with more ghosts.

He said he met with leaders and told them, "America is back." Imagine the pomposity of that statement from the guy who has probably done more to damage the reputation of the U.S. abroad than anyone else who's occupied the Oval Office. But what he said next was something else.
"And Mitterand from Germany -- I mean, from France-- looked at me and said -- said, 'You know, what -- why -- how long you back for?'" Biden said.
As Raheem Kassam notes in the tweet, Mitterand was the French president between 1981 and 1995. He also died in 1996.
So how could Joe have been talking to him in 2021, 25 years later?

I mean, he gets coded security information from the Easter Bunny. Come on, man! The guy's got connections, all right, fat?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM

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1 I been willowed!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2024 05:20 PM (nFnyb)

2 No way!

Posted by: Jamaica at February 06, 2024 05:20 PM (Eeb9P)

3 Jah podium!

Posted by: Jamaica at February 06, 2024 05:21 PM (Eeb9P)

4 Mike Lee tweeting AC/DC all in the name of removing Mitch McConnell is enough to call this week a win.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at February 06, 2024 05:22 PM (xaNfJ)

5 No reasonable....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2024 05:22 PM (Angsy)

6 Ole Joe sees dead people.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 05:23 PM (BdMk6)

7 I went to the Ouster Bay Mickey Dee's this morning for a sausage biscuit. The place was ripe with homeless stink.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 06, 2024 05:23 PM (Eeb9P)

8 Whoopsie!

Posted by: The Press at February 06, 2024 05:23 PM (krQz2)

9 Straight body on that Corvette.

But, I would not be driving it on those throwback tires.
Keep those for show and drive on something better.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:23 PM (mJHFD)

10 I like the fact that the DoJ did NOT charge Trump with mishandling classified documents because the selective prosecution of Trump would become a little TOO obvious.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 06, 2024 05:24 PM (asFyW)

11 The discovery was not disclosed until after the midterm elections, in which Democrats outperformed expectations.

I wouldn't put it that way...

Posted by: The guy stuffing the ballot boxes at February 06, 2024 05:24 PM (ibTVg)

12 Presidents have immunity, jack!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 06, 2024 05:25 PM (qs1Py)

13 I still think it's hilarious that one of Biden's "look at me in my cool car" photos is so damaging.

Classic hubristic photos:
Dukakis in the tank
Kerry climbing out of the tube
Biden driving away from classified docs in his garage

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to think of others at February 06, 2024 05:25 PM (dtlDP)

14 Odds are that Joe hears the Magnum PI theme in his head when he sits in the car and goes vrrrooomvrrroom

Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2024 05:25 PM (Q4KYm)

15 "Hopefully Trump can use this report to argue selective prosecution in his own case."

Except Trump was president and can take (and hence declassify) any documents he wanted.

Biden was VP, with no such power, and he (may have) let Hunter use the details of classified info to leak to outsiders (for bribes and payback).

Prosecute the innocent, ignore the guilty (that are in service to the globalist cabal).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 06, 2024 05:25 PM (Cus5s)

16 "And Mitterand from Germany -- I mean, from France-- looked at me and said -- said, 'You know, what -- why -- how long you back for?'" Biden said."

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And, the Victoria's Secret Angels - I mean, all of them, looked at me and said "take off those pants, big guy. You're in for a wild ride!"

Posted by: Lyin Joe at February 06, 2024 05:26 PM (i7Q7S)

17 He said he met with leaders and told them, "America is back.
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He'd better watch it. That almost sounds like America was better some time before, and he tried to make it better again.

And saying America had some form of quality in the past .... well, that's just racism.

Posted by: The Press at February 06, 2024 05:26 PM (krQz2)

18 Francois "Pop de Mais" Mitterand

Posted by: Wally at February 06, 2024 05:26 PM (hqVaF)

19 Mitterand was the French president between 1981 and 1995. He also died in 1996.

So how could Joe have been talking to him in 2021, 25 years later?

I have no problem believing that Biden, who is a juju zombie, can and does speak with the dead.

Posted by: He do the voodoo he do so well at February 06, 2024 05:26 PM (UMHqX)

20 As Raheem Kassam notes in the tweet, Mitterand was the French president between 1981 and 1995. He also died in 1996.

So how could Joe have been talking to him in 2021, 25 years later?
.......

The steel plates in his head pick up messages bouncing off Vega.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 05:27 PM (v0R5T)

21 Except Trump was president and can take (and hence declassify) any documents he wanted.

Biden was VP, with no such power, and he (may have) let Hunter use the details of classified info to leak to outsiders (for bribes and payback).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 06, 2024 05:25 PM (Cus5s)
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100%

Posted by: The Press at February 06, 2024 05:27 PM (krQz2)

22 The court will respond to the selective prosecution defense with: "We're not in charge of who brings charges. We only deal with what's in front of us."

*bangs gavel

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 06, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1)

23 Ole Joe sees dead people.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

But he doesn't sniff them, right ?

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2024 05:27 PM (T4tVD)

24 JUST IN: ESPN, Fox and Warner Bros. Discovery to launch joint sports streaming platform this year - CNBC

Murdochs are now partners with Disney and CNN parent company.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 06, 2024 05:27 PM (xPl2J)

25 "embarrassing" = no charges filed, and every fucking excuse to be dutifully repeated by every MSM chuckle-fuck.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2024 05:27 PM (IG4Id)

26 America is back ... to systemic racism.

That doesn't sound so good does it?

Posted by: The Press at February 06, 2024 05:28 PM (krQz2)

27 Can you imagine how the Never Trump/DNC Media machine would be reacting if Trump said he met a former Prime Minister who died in 1996?

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 06, 2024 05:28 PM (i7Q7S)

28 "embarrassing" = no charges filed, and every fucking excuse to be dutifully repeated by every MSM chuckle-fuck.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2024 05:27 PM (IG4Id)
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The entire press told you there was no way Clinton was catting around with another women in the Oval Office...
until it became "just sex" and "everybody lies about sex".

Parrots gonna' parrot.

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 05:29 PM (krQz2)

29 So you're saying there will be consequences?

Rereads the post. Oh. I see. No consequences at all. Maybe some "embarrassment". Like this shitheel can be embarrassed.

How's that Hunter Biden deposition going? Another 6 weeks till he hits another deadline? Probably to come back and show his ass to the committee again and get a new extended deadline.

Why does it seem like our team doesn't even want to win?

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 05:29 PM (IFNME)

30 Another 'nudge' from the Left to change out the Meat Puppet for a new candidate?

I'm thinking it's too late for that now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 05:30 PM (xcxpd)

31 Instead of Mitterand, Biden should just call the French President "Frenchie." He would save himself the trouble of having to remember those pesky names.

Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2024 05:30 PM (QExSK)

32 Any classified document should be PROUD to be stuffed in a box next to a primo Corvette like this, Jack!

Posted by: Just Lily at February 06, 2024 05:30 PM (L9UC6)

33 Why does it seem like our team doesn't even want to win?
Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 05:29 PM (IFNME)

Hee hee.

Posted by: GOPe at February 06, 2024 05:30 PM (Angsy)

34 9 Straight body on that Corvette.

But, I would not be driving it on those throwback tires.
Keep those for show and drive on something better.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:23 PM (mJHFD)
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Many moons ago, I wanted to buy an old Vette like that. Sat in one and found myself looking over the top of the window frame. That was that, stopped looking.

Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 05:30 PM (G0vdT)

35 Biden surely believes he's done nothing wrong and doesn't understand all the hub bub, bub.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:31 PM (rJ7Hd)

36 Just an obvious reminder: sociopaths don't feel 'embarrassment.' If they feel anything at all, it's vengeance.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2024 05:31 PM (IG4Id)

37 At least a dozen classified files were discovered by Biden's attorneys at his Penn Biden Center think tank office in the nation's capital on Nov. 2, some of which related to the United Kingdom, Ukraine and Iran.
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Great fucking job, National Archives!

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 05:31 PM (krQz2)

38 Shall I say it? Okay, I'll say it: Nothing will happen.

BUT, the prosecution (persecution) of Trump will continue.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 05:32 PM (BdMk6)

39 The press talked about Lewinski in order to avoid all the other scandals in the Clinton White House.

Travelgate and Loral are two that come to mind.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 06, 2024 05:32 PM (tT6L1)

40 So, Trump legally retained secret docs in a large safe that is guarded by SS and private security 7x24 while Biden left the same type of docs held in rotting cardboard boxes in an open garage.

It's obvious Biden was setting up a foreign enemy to nab them in the act thereby saving democracy. Trump was hiding them to eventually sell them to the same foreign enemy.
Trump should be in prison.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 05:32 PM (eYF7X)

41 They can't force Biden out. They've been telling us he's sharp as a tack. Without a major event -stroke, bad fall, or some weird public masturbation scene- they'd have to admit they were just lying to us for 3 years. Their only hope is for Biden to do the right thing and step down, but he's never in his life done the right thing. Why would he start now?

Posted by: Wally at February 06, 2024 05:33 PM (hqVaF)

42 First son Hunter Biden had access to the files kept next to his dad's 1967 Corvette Stingray, according to photos found on his abandoned laptop that were taken the same day he sent a threatening text to a Chinese associate that invoked his father to close a seven-figure business deal on July 30, 2017.
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Well, that's okay. It's just Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 05:33 PM (krQz2)

43 This whole fucking shit show is a nightmare.

I hate all of it.

I am just thankful that I have more mundane things to think about. It's kept me sane. por ejemplo: Do I take the truck or the car to Utah this June for the annual Christian men's retreat? prolly be the car. It's 550 miles one way.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 06, 2024 05:33 PM (T/Lqj)

44 30 Another 'nudge' from the Left to change out the Meat Puppet for a new candidate?

I'm thinking it's too late for that now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 06, 2024 05:30 PM (xcxpd)

Did you even read the post? I mea. It's not required. But this not a nudge its cover. If they wanted him out they would have sent the SWAT team like they did with Trump.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 05:33 PM (IFNME)

45 I like how there's an old lamp thrown on top of the box of docs. Gives it that homey touch.

Posted by: bluebell at February 06, 2024 05:33 PM (QExSK)

46 Video from today of Biden failing for forty seconds to form a coherent thought.

http://tiny.cc/d6towz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 05:34 PM (V1QHJ)

47 The biggest insult to our collective intelligence is Biden standing up in a national broadcast today and blaming Trump (and Maga people) for the situation at the border.
That takes some temerity, especially when there is video evidence of Joe in 2015 discussing opening the border exactly as was done in 2021.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2024 05:34 PM (MeG8a)

48 In Heritage America, Trump would be able to successfully argue the lack of charges against Joe are a Due Process and Equal Protection violation.

In Clown America, it's all perfectly fine under the Orange Man Bad clause of Our Democracy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 06, 2024 05:34 PM (cSaKW)

49 Biden's garage looks like a Goodwill drop off area. Imagine what the inside of that house looks like.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 05:35 PM (eYF7X)

50 So how could Joe have been talking to him in 2021, 25 years later?

Dude, like you've never brought out a Ouija board to talk to dead world leaders!

Small point - isn't that Jill's ex-husband's Corvette that she got in the divorce?

Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2024 05:35 PM (oiNtH)

51 >>Many moons ago, I wanted to buy an old Vette like that. Sat in one and found myself looking over the top of the window frame. That was that, stopped looking.

I sat in / drove a 427 Cobra a few times.

I could put my palm on the Pavement from the Driver's Seat.

Had to look over the widshield.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:36 PM (mJHFD)

52 The press talked about Lewinski in order to avoid all the other scandals in the Clinton White House.

Travelgate and Loral are two that come to mind.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 06, 2024 05:32 PM (tT6L1)
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Don't forget the RTC scandal.

Where the President of the United States instructed the investigators to inform those they were thinking of referring that they were under suspicion.

Because, it was *illegal* for the staffers to ask about the status of their cases. So, Clinton just ordered the investigators to volunteer that information that was illegal for the suspects to ask about.

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 05:36 PM (krQz2)

53 Biden's garage looks like a Goodwill drop off area.
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(lowers garage door)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 06, 2024 05:36 PM (qs1Py)

54 Like this sentient green bean of a man has a "think tank".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 06, 2024 05:36 PM (XPM1I)

55 Give Joe a Snickers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2024 05:36 PM (63Dwl)

56 48 In Heritage America, Trump would be able to successfully argue the lack of charges against Joe are a Due Process and Equal Protection violation.

In Clown America, it's all perfectly fine under the Orange Man Bad clause of Our Democracy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 06, 2024 05:34 PM (cSaKW)

I'm sure they were hoping to charge, prosecute, jail and execute Trump before Biden's case ever got looked at.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:36 PM (mzM2O)

57 What's going on? The left is destroying all societies everywhere so they can build their Utopian Future: SOCIALISM finally done right, the Star Trek, Tomorrowland of the future. Heaven here on Earth.

Of course the socialism will be what it always is: a stinking pile of absolute dog shit. A strongman will run it, as always happens, a thugocracy results in thugs running things. Communism kills people in a specific order: 1.) The revolutionaries the Antifa, Bolsheviks. They proved they can overthrow society, so they have to be the first against the wall. 2.) The intelligentsia, they created the revolutionaries, and the thugs don't want them making more. 3.) The True Believers. When they how horribly things turn out, they say "What are you doing? This isn't what we meant" They change from Useful idiots to useless idiots and have to be fool killed. 4.) People like us, who knew what would happen all along. Our advantage is that being last, we get to point and do a Nelson Muntz laugh at all the fools.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 06, 2024 05:37 PM (CecP5)

58 In Clown America, it's all perfectly fine under the Orange Man Bad clause of Our Democracy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 06, 2024 05:34 PM (cSaKW)
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In Clown America, Trump will have to play a round of Calvinball.

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 05:37 PM (krQz2)

59 Biden Says He Got up to 130 Mph in His Corvette: ‘Secret Service Doesn’t Like Riding with Me Very Much’ (video).
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TRANSCRIPT:

BIDEN: “This is about giving people a shot. That’s all it is. This is fairness, give people a shot. That’s what you do. That’s what you do. And, besides, you built my ‘67 Corvette. My pride. Any of you watched Jay Leno’s Garage? Watched me race my ‘67 Corvette? It’s only a 327, 350. I tell you what, man. I got up to 130 miles an hour, though. Secret Service doesn’t like riding with me very much, you know. Anyway, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 06, 2024 05:37 PM (2yu8s)

60
When the pendulum swings back, as it invariably does, some people are gonna get their heads swept off and flung into the Rio Grande.

Put me in coach.

Posted by: Rio Grande Crocodile Dundee at February 06, 2024 05:37 PM (nIvob)

61 WTF could possibly qualify as "embarrassing" to Biden that hasn't already been exposed? That family is pure psychopath.

Posted by: Son of Dad at February 06, 2024 05:38 PM (8JB5s)

62 @47 40% of the people were being bobbleheads as Biden talked. I watched it and I can hear people I know saying "yup, it's Trump's fault"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2024 05:38 PM (Mw26n)

63 That's not Jill's exes car. His was a brown 70 something vette.

Which he wrecked while out on a date with Jill. Seriously that's some top tier cucking right there. Dude bangs your wife and wrecks your Corvette driving her home.

Oh. But Biden's gonna be embarrassed by this report. Riiiiight.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 05:38 PM (IFNME)

64 "Many moons ago, I wanted to buy an old Vette like that. Sat in one and found myself looking over the top of the window frame. That was that, stopped looking.

Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 05:30 PM (G0vdT) "

LOL, I have done the exact same!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 06, 2024 05:38 PM (QwWES)

65 Biden's garage looks like a Goodwill drop off area. Imagine what the inside of that house looks like.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

* looks in backroom *
So that's a bad thing?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2024 05:39 PM (IG4Id)

66 Embarrassing...not to mention illegal as all hell.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 05:39 PM (W/lyH)

67 Biden's garage looks like a Goodwill drop off area. Imagine what the inside of that house looks like.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 05:35 PM (eYF7X)
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Drop off is the theme of Joe's Presidency.

And shape.

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 05:39 PM (krQz2)

68 The biggest insult to our collective intelligence is Biden standing up in a national broadcast today and blaming Trump (and Maga people) for the situation at the border.
That takes some temerity, especially when there is video evidence of Joe in 2015 discussing opening the border exactly as was done in 2021.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Despite all of the evidence to the contrary, it's all they've got. Going for the 25-35% retard voters.

Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2024 05:39 PM (oiNtH)

69 Video from today of Biden failing for forty seconds to form a coherent thought.

http://tiny.cc/d6towz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 05:34 PM (V1QHJ)
.......

Give him a break. His brain hurts.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

70 Wednesday, February 14th, 2024. Just in from Wilmington DE. Dementia patient escapes handlers after receiving ashes, takes off in classic Corvette and is struck by lightning. Corvette enthusiasts mourn.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 06, 2024 05:39 PM (0EOe9)

71 Recall how the FBI took the photo of the empty folders with "classified" prominently displayed?

After they threw the folders on the floor to make it look like that's where they found them?

Instead of in the file boxes in the locked room where they really were?

But Joe stashing classified docs in his garage like a box of old toys is no big deal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 06, 2024 05:39 PM (cSaKW)

72 Embarrassing...not to mention illegal as all hell.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 05:39 PM (W/lyH)
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Which is why we don't.

Posted by: The "Independent" DoJ at February 06, 2024 05:39 PM (krQz2)

73 * looks in backroom *
So that's a bad thing?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2024 05:39 PM (IG4Id

I'm anti-hoarder.

I have a strict one year rule about things. It's why I got divorced.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:40 PM (mzM2O)

74 When we were in rural Arkansas we saw open garages with all kinds of crap piled to the ceiling, some of it overflowing into the front yard. Healey wife called them redneck flea markets.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 05:40 PM (eYF7X)

75 Thanks Blaster!

Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2024 05:40 PM (oiNtH)

76 >>Give him a break. His brain hurts.

Also. He stutters.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:40 PM (mJHFD)

77
Mystery Forgotten 80's lyrics:

/We lie about each other's drinks
/We live without each other...

hint: this 1982 song has a sax solo. Well, I think it's a sax.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (r2djS)

78 I sat in / drove a 427 Cobra a few times.

I could put my palm on the Pavement from the Driver's Seat.

Had to look over the widshield.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:36 PM (mJHFD)

when I was a teenager I was a big fan of Magnum PI. But I noticed that Tom Selleck's head stuck out over the top of Robin Masters' Ferrari. And he had to scoot in awkwardly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (T/Lqj)

79 America is back ... to systemic racism.

Do not be a white guy committing a crime in a Soros funded DA venue.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (W/lyH)

80 76 >>Give him a break. His brain hurts.

Also. He stutters.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:40 PM (mJHFD

He only stutters when he's popping.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (mzM2O)

81 They can't force Biden out. They've been telling us he's sharp as a tack. Without a major event -stroke, bad fall, or some weird public masturbation scene- they'd have to admit they were just lying to us for 3 years.

Since when has self-consistency ever been a hinderance for the left? We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (sNc8Y)

82 Secret Service under a strict, I mean very strict, set of orders nothing happen to that guy, until it’s time.

Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (NxC5+)

83
Some really fast cars are manufactured for really short men.

There may be some correlation with the 'package' they sport. If you catch my drift.

Posted by: Rio Grande Crocodile Dundee at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (nIvob)

84 I have a strict one year rule about things. It's why I got divorced.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:40 PM (mzM2O)

Wow dude you only gave your wife a year? That is strict!

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (IFNME)

85 Pooping. WTF, autocoriander??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (mzM2O)

86 It's not Hoarding if you know exactly where everything is.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:42 PM (mJHFD)

87 Video from today of Biden failing for forty seconds to form a coherent thought.

http://tiny.cc/d6towz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 05:34 PM (V1QHJ)
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[ ⚠ C A U T I O N - Republican Pouncing Zone ]

Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2024 05:42 PM (krQz2)

88 hint: this 1982 song has a sax solo. Well, I think it's a sax.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (r2djS)
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The '80s was sick with the saxamaphone, so that's a good bet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 06, 2024 05:42 PM (T/Lqj)

89 >>Some really fast cars are manufactured for really short men.

The Italians do it on purpose.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:42 PM (mJHFD)

90 My BiL had a Corvette, maybe not a '67 but that style. Your feet roasted riding in it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 06, 2024 05:43 PM (0EOe9)

91
Bonus forgotten mystery song lyrics from same band as above:

A place for a moment, an end to dream
Forever I loved you, forever it seemed

DOES THIS TAKE YOU BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL?

Yes, yes it does.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 06, 2024 05:43 PM (r2djS)

92 Biden's garage looks like a Goodwill drop off area. Imagine what the inside of that house looks like.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 05:35 PM (eYF7X)
.......

Hoarders: Buried Alive

http://tinyurl.com/yjrt6286

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

93 Here is Biden in 2015 (back when he was coherent) spilling the beans about his plan for open borders.

http://tinyurl.com/3fsjx82a

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2024 05:43 PM (MeG8a)

94 Every charge against Trump is a projection of uniparty filth.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at February 06, 2024 05:44 PM (gxokI)

95 I sat in / drove a 427 Cobra a few times.

I could put my palm on the Pavement from the Driver's Seat.

Had to look over the widshield.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:36 PM (mJHFD)

when I was a teenager I was a big fan of Magnum PI. But I noticed that Tom Selleck's head stuck out over the top of Robin Masters' Ferrari. And he had to scoot in awkwardly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (T/Lqj)
***

First car I was in that did 100 was a 1953 Jaguar XK120 drop head convertible. Damn!!! I was 12 and remember it like it was yesterday. Bitchin'!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2024 05:44 PM (W/lyH)

96 sat in / drove a 427 Cobra a few times.

I could put my palm on the Pavement from the Driver's Seat.

Had to look over the widshield.
Posted by: garrett
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I tried hard to figure out how to buy a t-bucket when I was younger. $6000 but might as well have been a million for me.

By far the most dangerous car I've ever driven or ridden in. Man it was awesome.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 06, 2024 05:44 PM (qs1Py)

97 Wonder what an original Shelby cobra fetches these days.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:45 PM (mzM2O)

98 >>By far the most dangerous car I've ever driven or ridden in.

That 427 was insane. Literal deathtrap that insisted you drive it right on the edge of sensibility.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:45 PM (mJHFD)

99 Such a bizarre time. Everyone knows Biden is lying, that he broke the law, that he did business with foreign oligarchs and dictators, that he took bribes to change US policy. Every single thing they accused Trump of doing Biden did and everyone knows it.

How long can this national cognitive dissonance continue before we have some kind of break?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

100 >>Wonder what an original Shelby cobra fetches these days.

I would guess you'd have to part with 2 million to get near an original Big Block. But I have not really looked.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:47 PM (mJHFD)

101 when I was a teenager I was a big fan of Magnum PI. But I noticed that Tom Selleck's head stuck out over the top of Robin Masters' Ferrari. And he had to scoot in awkwardly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 06, 2024 05:41 PM (T/Lqj)

I wouldn't give shit. I'm driving a fuckin' Ferrari.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 05:47 PM (BdMk6)

102 Biden's garage looks like a Goodwill drop off area. Imagine what the inside of that house looks like.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 06, 2024 05:35 PM (eYF7X)
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I'm imagining the scene from Caddy Shack when Chevy Chase has prize checks laying all over the house except for Joe, its checks from China, Ukraine, and Iran. Memo line on all of them say "10% for the Big Guy".

Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 05:47 PM (G0vdT)

103 97 A 1967 427 Cobra sold at Mecum last week for $1.2 million. Somebody here was kind enough to research original sticker. Shelby was getting $7200 in '67.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 06, 2024 05:47 PM (0EOe9)

104 Everyone knows Biden is lying, that he broke the law, that he did business with foreign oligarchs and dictators, that he took bribes to change US policy. Every single thing they accused Trump of doing Biden did and everyone knows it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)
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But at least he's not Trump.

Posted by: Somehow This Makes Sense To People at February 06, 2024 05:47 PM (krQz2)

105 Hey Fat! No intent! schmrgfrmph!

Posted by: Java Joe at February 06, 2024 05:47 PM (WaLgG)

106 *invokes the "5 o'clock somewhere" clause, cracks a Leinie*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 06, 2024 05:47 PM (QwWES)

107 In October, he said he was certain Jill was having an affair.

Their car, a brown Corvette, was involved in a crash in May, he discovered, and, surprised, he asked the man who informed him about the crash for details.

'He looks at me and says oh, she wasn't driving.

'I said, her beloved Corvette, she wasn't driving? He said, no, Senator Biden was driving.'

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 05:47 PM (IFNME)

108 I'm anti-hoarder.

I have a strict one year rule about things. It's why I got divorced.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:40 PM (mzM2O)

Pookette would drive you insane. She hangs onto *everything* including cardboard. Recycling days are akin to funerals for her. And trash days? Forget about it!

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to break bad habits at February 06, 2024 05:47 PM (dtlDP)

109 Somehow "Important Doc's" is just so fitting for the imbecile.

Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at February 06, 2024 05:48 PM (ufJfM)

110 Such a bizarre time. Everyone knows Biden is lying, that he broke the law, that he did business with foreign oligarchs and dictators, that he took bribes to change US policy. Every single thing they accused Trump of doing Biden did and everyone knows it.

How long can this national cognitive dissonance continue before we have some kind of break?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

Break? It's already broken.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 05:49 PM (BdMk6)

111 Hoarders: Buried Alive

http://tinyurl.com/yjrt6286

Posted by: wth

If you ever want to feel good about yourself and home, watch that show. I could never be one of the counselors or clean up organizers. I would lose my shit when some guy argued with me on why he had to keep a newspaper from 1977 that was covered in rat urine/feces because it had sentimental value. The worse ones are homes with children in it and pets. One old woman had dead cats buried under her hoard. When they would find another one, mummified, she would say "Oh, so that's what happened to fluffy. Poor fluffy. ".

Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2024 05:49 PM (oiNtH)

112 1.2 Mil. Nice.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:49 PM (mJHFD)

113 I'm anti-hoarder.
.......

Sounds racist.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

114 Straight body on that Corvette.

But, I would not be driving it on those throwback tires.
Keep those for show and drive on something better.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:23 PM (mJHFD)

More than likely reproduction tires, but modern radials. I have wide white walls on my 57 Chevy that are radials with the white walls actually applied to the tire through a vulcanization process. They are pricey, but they're worth it for piece of mind. And improved handling.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 06, 2024 05:50 PM (iODuv)

115 Huh, Biden was as good a husband, father and senator as he was a driver.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 06, 2024 05:50 PM (tT6L1)

116 That 427 was insane. Literal deathtrap that insisted you drive it right on the edge of sensibility.

-

The t-bucket wasn't a handler but probably could do okay because the rear tires were two feet wide or so. It was all engine. Nothing special, just a 350, but in a sub 2000 lb car that 350-400 hp was terrifying.

Hard to figure out how to live with it as my only car, though. Decades later and I still regret not being able to buy it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - they tried to make me go to jihad and I said Beau, Beau, Beau at February 06, 2024 05:50 PM (qs1Py)

117
If you ever want to feel good about yourself and home, watch that show. I could never be one of the counselors or clean up organizers. I would lose my shit when some guy argued with me on why he had to keep a newspaper from 1977 that was covered in rat urine/feces because it had sentimental value. The worse ones are homes with children in it and pets. One old woman had dead cats buried under her hoard. When they would find another one, mummified, she would say "Oh, so that's what happened to fluffy. Poor fluffy. ".
Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2024 05:49 PM (oiNtHM

I threw up a little

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:50 PM (mzM2O)

118 >>Hard to figure out how to live with it as my only car, though.

Yeah. That would be a rough daily driver.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:51 PM (mJHFD)

119 113 I'm anti-hoarder.
.......

Sounds racist.
Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

Only on Wednesdays.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:51 PM (mzM2O)

120 Even a corrupt FBI agent wasn't going to raid Jill's underwear drawer like Melania's.

Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2024 05:51 PM (oiNtH)

121 One old woman had dead cats buried under her hoard. When they would find another one, mummified, she would say "Oh, so that's what happened to fluffy. Poor fluffy. ".
Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2024 05:49 PM (oiNtH)
........

Don't tell me... she had no nose.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

122 LOL

I think #111 nicely sums up just how much cognitive dissonance a human is capable of, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 06, 2024 05:53 PM (QwWES)

123 Off topic, but NY Post reports that 70 present and former employees of the NYCHA have been indicted by a federal grand jury for multi year kickback and extortion scheme. As if NYC didn't suck enough

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2024 05:53 PM (Mw26n)

124 I would guess you'd have to part with 2 million to get near an original Big Block. But I have not really looked.

There's a company up in Fall River, MA called Factory Five that makes Cobra kits. Pop in a Mustang chassis, engine and transmission and you have a budget Cobra for around $60k.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 05:53 PM (LkLld)

125 The Secret Service removed the points and rotor from the 'Vette. Retardo just sits in mumbling old Jan and Dean songs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 06, 2024 05:53 PM (0EOe9)

126 I sat in a Corvette once, passenger side
a '76 I think
once I got my 6'4" self arranged in the 'space' and closed the door, I was pretty much immobile

that's why I like light trucks

Posted by: Don Black at February 06, 2024 05:53 PM (geLO8)

127 Hey, morons of the Horde! I just noticed that there is content above the comments.

Is this something new?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 05:54 PM (1bNHn)

128 Wonder what an original Shelby cobra fetches these days.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

A lot. Think in 7 figures before the decimal point.

And while we are on the subject, "Ford vs. Ferrari" was a really great movie, IMHO, and though I am not a Matt Damon fan, he did a good portraying Carroll Shelby.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 06, 2024 05:54 PM (vcOmj)

129 >>Hey, morons of the Horde! I just noticed that there is content above the comments.

We've been over this.

It's not something.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2024 05:55 PM (mJHFD)

130 6'4". eh. We share the same "curse".
That curse is being forced to sit in things designed for the average person.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2024 05:55 PM (MeG8a)

131 Haven't read comments yet but I'm sure someone pointed out that thinking you have talked to or seen people who are dead is a big sign of Alzheimer's .

Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 05:55 PM (MNhXM)

132 And while we are on the subject, "Ford vs. Ferrari" was a really great movie, IMHO, and though I am not a Matt Damon fan, he did a good portraying Carroll Shelby.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 06, 2024 05:54 PM (vcOmj)
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Yep. Watched a few times. Good flick.

Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 05:56 PM (G0vdT)

133 127 Hey, morons of the Horde! I just noticed that there is content above the comments.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 05:54 PM (1bNHn)

I don't understand.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 05:56 PM (mzM2O)

134 As someone who lived through the '80s it is mind boggling that Biden is still around. May be the worst thing 0Bama did, besides all the racial healing.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 06, 2024 05:56 PM (MKoxD)

135 Haven't read comments yet but I'm sure someone pointed out that thinking you have talked to or seen people who are dead is a big sign of Alzheimer's .
Posted by: Ivory Black

I DID NOT HAVE ALZHEIMER'S IN THAT MOVIE!!!

I was just a kid.

Posted by: Haley Joel Osment at February 06, 2024 05:56 PM (vcOmj)

136 And while we are on the subject, "Ford vs. Ferrari" was a really great movie, IMHO, and though I am not a Matt Damon fan, he did a good portraying Carroll Shelby.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 06, 2024 05:54 PM (vcOmj)

Despite not looking like him at all and being a foot too short.

And it sounded like he got his accent down by spending the summer with Tommy Lee Jones.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 05:57 PM (IFNME)

137 And while we are on the subject, "Ford vs. Ferrari" was a really great movie, IMHO, and though I am not a Matt Damon fan, he did a good portraying Carroll Shelby.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 06, 2024 05:54 PM (vcOmj)
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Yep. Watched a few times. Good flick.
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2024 05:56 PM (G0v

They took some liberties and added a couple of things that didn't happen but it was a pretty good summary.

Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 05:57 PM (MNhXM)

138 Hey, morons of the Horde! I just noticed that there is content above the comments.

Is this something new?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 05:54 PM (1bNHn)
......

Ignore it. You'll just get sidetracked.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

139 Man, could he shift gears.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 06, 2024 05:58 PM (8Gw3M)

140 46 Video from today of Biden failing for forty seconds to form a coherent thought.

http://tiny.cc/d6towz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2024 05:34 PM (V1QHJ)
______

But he never mentioned the significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 05:59 PM (1bNHn)

141 Don't tell me... she had no nose.
Posted by: wth

She did. The clean up crew, organizers, and counselors all were in hazmat suits and respirators as the smell and contents of the house were so bad and dangerous. I won't even go into what they found in her non-functioning kitchen and bathroom. She was nose blind to it all. In the end, the house had to be condemned and she was moved to assisted living.

Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2024 05:59 PM (oiNtH)

142 Despite not looking like him at all and being a foot too short.

And it sounded like he got his accent down by spending the summer with Tommy Lee Jones.
Posted by: blaster

Yes, indeed. Damon is a lot shorter than Shelby, that's fer shure.

Posted by: Haley Joel Osment at February 06, 2024 05:59 PM (vcOmj)

143 My late mom hallucinated dreadfully when she was recovering from her fall last year. It was bizarre. On top of that, the drugs they gave her to help with the hallucinations were terribly addicting and I had to fight to get her off them.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 06, 2024 06:00 PM (tT6L1)

144 At least he got his own corvette this time instead of driving his cheating mistress's husband's vet .

Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:00 PM (MNhXM)

145 "Truly my soul finds rest in God;
my salvation comes from him.
Truly he is my rock and my salvation;
he is my fortress, I will never be shaken."

Psalm 62:1-2

Posted by: Marcus T at February 06, 2024 06:00 PM (2hOms)

146 If Joe had only called me, none of this would have happened.

Posted by: Hoss Delgado, Spectral Exterminator at February 06, 2024 06:01 PM (34vVU)

147 Caroline Glick has another great column about Bribe'em s executive order sanctioning farmers in Judea. The shit he is doing to Israel is beyond belief.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2024 06:01 PM (xYUCo)

148 If Biden leaves office we get Kamala. I don't think she is a Barky fan girl and might not like the Marxist dirt bags in the admin who take orders from Barky. Might get ugly quick and don't underestimate Kamala's ability to cause a mess. Bad time for USA but a Dem civil war is a way forward

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2024 06:01 PM (Mw26n)

149 Another photo Hunter snapped earlier that year showed a box labeled "Important Doc's [sic] + Photos."

not necessarily a typo. it may be a box full of things belonging to very important dr. jill "doc" biden.

Posted by: anachronda at February 06, 2024 06:02 PM (oY6Yp)

150 What we need is a show that gives the hoarders' side. "Say yes to the mess."

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 06:02 PM (1bNHn)

151 And while we are on the subject, "Ford vs. Ferrari" was a really great movie, IMHO, and though I am not a Matt Damon fan, he did a good portraying Carroll Shelby.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 06, 2024 05:54 PM (vcOmj)

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Also enjoyed "Rush."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 06, 2024 06:02 PM (OZ5XL)

152 And while we are on the subject, "Ford vs. Ferrari" was a really great movie, IMHO, and though I am not a Matt Damon fan, he did a good portraying Carroll Shelby.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 06, 2024 05:54 PM (vcOmj)
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I remember coming here and saying wow Miles' wife in that movie is really attractive and someone said oh you should probably watch Outlander. Yeah did I.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 06, 2024 06:03 PM (MKoxD)

153 How long can this national cognitive dissonance continue before we have some kind of break?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

I think everyone is waiting for the election, jackstraw.

Posted by: RI Red at February 06, 2024 06:03 PM (cGD0I)

154 59 BIDEN: “This is about giving people a shot. That’s all it is. This is fairness, give people a shot. That’s what you do. That’s what you do. And, besides, you built my ‘67 Corvette. My pride. Any of you watched Jay Leno’s Garage? Watched me race my ‘67 Corvette? It’s only a 327, 350. I tell you what, man. I got up to 130 miles an hour, though. Secret Service doesn’t like riding with me very much, you know. Anyway, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.”

that's all? *checks calendar, contemplates statute of limitations* i once drove my 1300cc civic hatchback halfway across the state of washington at 110.

Posted by: anachronda at February 06, 2024 06:03 PM (oY6Yp)

155
No one argued with my sane pronouncements of fact today. Either the pendulum has recently swung 180 degrees or I'm on ignore.

'Round here, ignore is a safer bet.

Can't wait for Tucker/Putin. See ya'll on the Tech Thread where the cool people hang out at 4:00 am.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2024 06:05 PM (nIvob)

156 Only thing I think Matt Damon played that couldn't have been made a better movie by a different actor was The Talented Mr Ripley.

Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:05 PM (MNhXM)

157 The Kalorama crew make no decisions. That collection of assholes exists to keep Mudpants and the rest of the government idiots in line and somewhat on schedule.

The people dictating to Kalorama know what they are doing and are dangerous as fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 06, 2024 06:05 PM (R4t5M)

158 Today in Moscow, Tucker Carlson asked Russian President Putin who actually runs the U.S. This was his answer:

“The same forces which have always run it. You may change presidents but you do not change those in real power. That is who we have to deal with. Joe Biden is just a facade for this power structure.”

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 06:06 PM (mzM2O)

159 For once, I think Joe is telling the truth about the Secret Service not wanting to ride with him. Would you really want to be a passenger in a vehicle driven by a guy in Joe's condition?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 06, 2024 06:07 PM (tT6L1)

160 My mother is borderline show worthy hoarder.

She was hospitalized and I wasn't sure she was coming home and took the liberty to clear much of the mess.

Blessed that she was released from the hospital much healthier than she went in, and at first she didn't say anything but over the next six months she was angry.

There is no way we could have cleaned with her there much less expecting her to become "part of the process. ". I have since decided the people who do that show are abusive.

Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 06:07 PM (IFNME)

161 >>I think everyone is waiting for the election, jackstraw.

Let's hope so Red.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2024 06:08 PM (LkLld)

162 There could be papers in the trunk of the vet
WTF THAT is the garage of a multi million dollar corrupt politician??? It certainly doesn't look like much.

Posted by: Paul banned at February 06, 2024 06:08 PM (hAd/n)

163 I only horde stuff I might need.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:08 PM (vFG9F)

164 Photos?
I'm wondering what kind of photos.
Probably disgusting photos.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 06, 2024 06:08 PM (QTuUl)

165 The same forces which have always run it. You may change presidents but you do not change those in real power. That is who we have to deal with. Joe Biden is just a facade for this power structure.”
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 06:06 PM (mzM2O)

Nailed it

Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:08 PM (MNhXM)

166 This can of rusty bent nails? They can be straightened .

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:09 PM (vFG9F)

167 147 Caroline Glick has another great column about Bribe'em s executive order sanctioning farmers in Judea. The shit he is doing to Israel is beyond belief.
Posted by: Ben Had
_____

The US is on both sides of every war these days.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 06, 2024 06:09 PM (Ezunp)

168 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 06, 2024 06:09 PM (R4t5M)

169 fd@163 *fistbump*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 06, 2024 06:09 PM (QwWES)

170
"And Mitterand from Germany -- I mean, from France-- looked at me and said -- said, 'You know, what -- why -- how long you back for?'" Biden said.

FNC just reported that the White House released a transcript of this and replaced Mitterand with Macron.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2024 06:10 PM (63Dwl)

171 "fd@163 *fistbump*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez "

I bet you have at least one box of knobs.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:10 PM (vFG9F)

172 Today in Moscow, Tucker Carlson asked Russian President Putin who actually runs the U.S. This was his answer:

“The same forces which have always run it. You may change presidents but you do not change those in real power. That is who we have to deal with. Joe Biden is just a facade for this power structure.”
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 06:06 PM (mzM2O)

Putin stating the obvious to everyone everywhere that's paying even a modicum of attention.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 06:10 PM (BdMk6)

173 The rusty drywall screws are under the used toilet paper collection.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 06, 2024 06:10 PM (R4t5M)

174 door? old radio?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 06, 2024 06:11 PM (QwWES)

175 How small can Bidens dick be driving that enhancing hot rod.
I’m sure his has taxpayer funded dudes shinning it.

Posted by: Redenzo at February 06, 2024 06:11 PM (V/pbu)

176 Did Biden have a maid or cook or cleaning services or any type of independent contractor like a plumber, electrician, etc at his house?

If so that garage was anything buy secured.

Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:11 PM (MNhXM)

177 Biden needs to give me that '67 Corvette convertible. I will promise not to prosecute him for all those security violations.

Posted by: vic at February 06, 2024 06:11 PM (A5THL)

178 Tucker and Elon are going to break the internet....

/puts finger on the Kill Internet switch

Posted by: Bob, NSA........ at February 06, 2024 06:12 PM (xaFKb)

179 My 92 year old Mom is pretty much blind and lives in the house she bought in 1982.
She is what I call an "Involuntary Hoarder". I have to go around picking up things she dropped on the floor but can't see.
"Oh that! I've been looking for that."

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

180 When I agree with the President of Russia way over the President of the US. The times they are a changin'.

Posted by: Cheri at February 06, 2024 06:12 PM (oiNtH)

181 "door? old radio?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez "

I have a box for each.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

182 The same forces which have always run it. You may change presidents but you do not change those in real power. That is who we have to deal with. Joe Biden is just a facade for this power structure.”
-
It's nice to know that someone can correctly state who America's actual enemy is.

Posted by: Methos at February 06, 2024 06:12 PM (Dnobf)

183 The US is on both sides of every war these days.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 06, 2024 06:09 PM (Ezunp)

Once again. Follow the money.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 06:12 PM (BdMk6)

184 He's only concerned because he knows there are high powered folks on the Left that are now pressuring him to drop the re-election bid. So, the protection is removed (or so he assumes). The nastier the report, the more obvious the purpose.

Posted by: Orson at February 06, 2024 06:12 PM (dIske)

185 I have a box that is overflowing with grommets. You never know when you will need one.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:13 PM (vFG9F)

186 *fistbump*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 06, 2024 06:13 PM (QwWES)

187
I only horde stuff I might need.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:08 PM

If you have an item 'too small to save'? Make sure you have it labelled that way in the box you're saving it in.

OMG I spent an entire summer of weekends un-hording my in-laws home. 99.9% trash.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 06, 2024 06:14 PM (nIvob)

188 Pretty sure Putin is saying corporations, billionaires and oligarchs run Bartertown.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 06:14 PM (mzM2O)

189 @blaster, my wife and I had to do similar with my mom. We got rid of stuff when she wasn't looking, otherwise things really got out of hand.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 06, 2024 06:14 PM (tT6L1)

190 Leave him alone you meanies, he has a stutter.

Posted by: Montec at February 06, 2024 06:14 PM (YofvK)

191 I can't get rid of pieces of lumber and any length of rope or cord.

Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:15 PM (MNhXM)

192 >>Report: Biden Fears That Special Counsel Report on His Illegal Hoarding of Classified Documents May Prove "Embarassing"

This explains why the Junta didn't order Garland to close this out and totally exonerate Joe month ago. Because the fix has been in from the start to exonerate Joe.

As I understand the Special Counsel Regulations, the Attorney General is not required to publicly release the full final report by a Special Counsel. I presume Joe's lawyers and Campaign spin specialists are fighting with Garland to force him to publicly release a only a specially prepared Report Summary, A summary that does not include embarrassing testimony and , FBI Agent findings, a full list of the documents Joe stole, and photos.

Posted by: Gref at February 06, 2024 06:15 PM (5fDan)

193 175 How small can Bidens dick be driving that enhancing hot rod.
________

The women in my secret service detail know exactly how big little Joey is!

*whispers* "They'll never tell"

C'mon man!

Posted by: Big Joey Biden, Ladies Man at February 06, 2024 06:15 PM (Ezunp)

194 185 I have a box that is overflowing with grommets. You never know when you will need one.
Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:13 PM (vFG9F)
________

The grommets, or the drawer?

When we bought this house, there were over a dozen drawers made by the owner's son. Nothing they fit into, just the drawers.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 06, 2024 06:15 PM (1bNHn)

195 Biden think tank!

Hooo! Oh man! Hooooo-weeee!

That's hilarious!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 06, 2024 06:16 PM (zcm/2)

196 I just do a spring cleaning each year. The hardest part is the garage. Collecting scraps and spares and all that nonsense.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 06:16 PM (mzM2O)

197 Pretty sure Putin is saying corporations, billionaires and oligarchs run Bartertown.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 06:14 PM (mzM2O)

State Department. They mostly remain through each administration. Just different top guy.

Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:16 PM (MNhXM)

198 "I can't get rid of pieces of lumber and any length of rope or cord.
Posted by: Ivory Black "

Might have to form some sort of rudimentary lathe.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:17 PM (vFG9F)

199 Don't tell me... she had no nose.
Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 05:52 PM

Obligatory:

No nose? How did she smell?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 06, 2024 06:17 PM (Wnv9h)

200 Never throw away those used batteries! They might still have a little juice left in them.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

201 LOL... posted a Bob NSA killing the net joke...

And suddenly my internet went down for a couple of minutes... didn't do anything... suddenly came back up...

Uhhhhh....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 06, 2024 06:18 PM (xaFKb)

202 I'm reading on X that all charges in the document case are dropped. For Biden, not Trump.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2024 06:18 PM (MeG8a)

203 I have a big can of springs that says "Springs" on it, and another can of springs that says "More springs" on it.

Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:18 PM (vFG9F)

204 197 Pretty sure Putin is saying corporations, billionaires and oligarchs run Bartertown.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 06:14 PM (mzM2O)

State Department. They mostly remain through each administration. Just different top guy.
Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:16 PM (MNhXM)

Trump said the same thing in his first Prezzy debate... that he knew the system was corrupt, because he was part OF that system.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 06, 2024 06:19 PM (xaFKb)

205 Pretty sure Putin is saying corporations, billionaires and oligarchs run Bartertown.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 06:14 PM (mzM2O)

State Department. They mostly remain through each administration. Just different top guy.
Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:16 PM (MNhXM)

And the intelligence community. There are no patriots to be found there.

Posted by: Methos at February 06, 2024 06:19 PM (Dnobf)

206 have a big can of springs that says "Springs" on it, and another can of springs that says "More springs" on it.
Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:18 PM (vFG9F)

Heh

Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:20 PM (MNhXM)

207 I just do a spring cleaning each year. The hardest part is the garage. Collecting scraps and spares and all that nonsense.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 06:16 PM (mzM2O)
.......

Yep. I've got a detached two-car garage that hasn't had a car fit in it in over 10 years. It does a have a refrigerator, though. For beer.

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

208 State and the five eyes are just doing what they are told. They are told by bought people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2024 06:21 PM (mzM2O)

209 You should have seen the stack before he sold half of them to China!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 06, 2024 06:21 PM (cCgyq)

210 NOOD Y'all

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 06, 2024 06:21 PM (Q4IgG)

211 have a big can of springs that says "Springs" on it, and another can of springs that says "More springs" on it.
Posted by: fd at February 06, 2024 06:18 PM (vFG9F)
.......

You need to spend some time and organize them:
"Big springs"
"Little springs"

Posted by: wth at February 06, 2024 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

212 Thanks Marcus !

Posted by: JT at February 06, 2024 06:22 PM (T4tVD)

213 I have all my mother's stuff in my garage that I didn't give away to friends or donate to charity.

I need to have a garage sale.

Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:22 PM (MNhXM)

214 As an aside, do those tires on Biden's Vette look street legal? Betcha they are not DOT approved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2024 06:23 PM (XeU6L)

215 from usa today:

http://tinyurl.com/2s3jtk3v

Fani Willis should have seen Trump's predictable attack on her office romance coming

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 06, 2024 06:24 PM (B1FKF)

216 160...I have since decided the people who do that show are abusive.
Posted by: blaster at February 06, 2024 06:07 PM (IFNME)

There was one show 15-20 years ago that made people take photos of their family heirlooms and objects, then get rids of them.

I think that is abuse, too. It was awful.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 06, 2024 06:28 PM (Rbu5d)

217 State Department. They mostly remain through each administration. Just different top guy.
Posted by: Ivory Black at February 06, 2024 06:16 PM (MNhXM)

The FIB, State Department, and the DoJ need to be cleaned out and bleached. If not feasible, then get rid of them.

Oh, and the Dept, of Education, Homeland Security, and the UN. Also the CIA and Dept of Human Services. We also can't leave out the Capital Police and Secret Service.

Should be doable.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 06, 2024 06:29 PM (BdMk6)

218 Readers are absolutely hammering the WSJ for its editorial, headlined: "A Border Bill Worth Passing".

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 06, 2024 06:29 PM (iJy6Y)

219 Believe me, if you have too much stuff start getting rid of it.
You're family will thank you.

After 3 deaths in the family my sister and I spent months cleaning out the house. It was a nightmare. Many dumpsters were filled.

We found my uncle's will in a Coleman cooler. I shit you not.

And for God's sake, dump the paper records. We found canceled checks from.the 1970s.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 06, 2024 06:35 PM (QTuUl)

220 also from a well-known shit head:

Immigrants Make America Stronger and Richer
Feb. 5, 2024
By Paul Krugman

https://www.nytimes.com/ 2024/02/05/opinion/ immigration-republicans-economy.html

Modern nations can't - practically or politically have open borders, which allow anyone who chooses to immigrate.

The good news is that America doesn't have open borders, and there is no significant faction in our politics saying we should. In fact, immigrating to the United States legally is fairly difficult.

The bad news is that we're having a hard time enforcing the rules on immigration, mainly because the relevant government agencies don't have sufficient resources. And right now, the reason they don't have those resources is that many Republicans in Congress, while fulminating about a border crisis, appear determined to deny the needed funding.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 06, 2024 06:36 PM (B1FKF)

221 "Embarassing details"?

You mean like coke residue?

Posted by: SDM at February 06, 2024 06:46 PM (U9u3w)

222 Those people were nice. I'm a bastard. I'd have asked for the substance of his conversation with Mitterand, and pressed him for details, never letting on that I knew Mitterand was long gone. Let Biden dig himself in deeper and deeper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2024 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

223 The bad news is that we're having a hard time enforcing the rules on immigration, mainly because ...

... we don't effing feel like it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2024 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

224 YOU mean STOLEN classified documents. As a Senator and VP Biden had no authority to retain ANY classified documents. The "mis-handling" where he left them so basically anyone could access them, meaning people with no security clearance, plus his scumbag son is on top of the theft of classified information.

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