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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/10/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke Or Is It?

British Medical Journal

There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”.

We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.

Do they, however, know the difference between them?

Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.

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Moar Humor A guide to living the right way.


24 COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS 29 year olds; as you get older you need more than 10.

1. The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

2. Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

3. When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

4. Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”

5. Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done

6. If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.

7. “Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."

8. Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?

9. I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.

10. Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I made mud pies.

11. Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.

12. So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?

13. Old age is coming at a really bad time.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

15. Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

16. Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

17. Now, I'm wondering . . . did I send this to you, did you send it to me or have I only sent it to myself.

18. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating you.

19. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

20. "On time" is, when you get there.

21. Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.

22. It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.

23. Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

24. "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Fabric Softener Emporium



On this day: February 9, 1981 - Bill Haley
American singer and musician Bill Haley who became known as the first Rock 'n' Roll star, was found dead, fully clothed on his bed at his home in Harlingen, Texas from a heart attack, aged 55. He scored the 1955 UK & US No.1 single 'Rock Around the Clock' as well as 'See You Later, Alligator’, ‘Shake, Rattle and Roll’, ‘Rocket 88’, ‘Skinny Minnie’, and ‘Razzle Dazzle’. Haley was blinded in his left eye as a child due to a botched operation and later adopted his distinctive spit-curl hairstyle to distract attention from his blind eye. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born Today February 9th, 1942 - Carole King
American singer-songwriter and musician Carole King. One of the most successful female songwriters of the latter half of the 20th century in the US, she wrote or co-wrote 118 pop hits on the Billboard Hot 100. and wrote 61 hits that charted in the UK making her the most successful female songwriter on the UK singles charts between 1962 and 2005. Her 1970 US No.1 album Tapestry has sold over 15 million copies, remained on the US charts for more than six years and became a Grammy Award winner in 1971. via thisdayinmusic.com

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RIP Mojo Nixon


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'Ettes, The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

Jean Shorts Send Woman To Hospital With Life-Threatening Wedgie


Fashion is so important to some people that they will sacrifice comfort for style. That's what one woman did and because of it, her choice of shorts wound up sending her to the hospital.

In a video on TikTok, a 25-year-old from North Carolina named Sam explains how she wore tight jean shorts on a full-day-long date with a guy she recently met. She reveals that she had "a wedgie for 8 hours," but she didn't think much of it until the next day, when she woke up with a really sore butt.

She wrote it off but it didn't go away and as days went on, she felt more and more sick, eventually going to a doctor. Her physician gave her antibiotics for a possible skin infection on her rear. Unfortunately, the medicine didn't help her and the next day, she felt so bad that she couldn't even walk due to a stabbing pain in her behind. It hurt so much that she went to the ER, where she was admitted into the ICU with what doctors diagnosed as a bacterial skin infection called cellulitis, which had led to life-threatening


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"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is a slogan but not the truth. It really is that simple.

A felon who pleaded guilty to biting a cop proceeded to beat another inmate – in the same courtroom where a man recently jumped at a judge.

Dustin Langham, 18, was sitting next to fellow inmate Berdon Bridge in Clark County District Court when Langham got up suddenly and began pounding Bridge who was seated in front of him, shows a video obtained by KLAS.

Yelling could be heard including curse words beeped out, and a people could be heard demanding, ‘sit down’.

Court marshals and corrections officers separated the men and handcuffed Langham on the ground. Bridge was escorted away by officers and the other inmates in the Las Vegas courtroom were also led out.

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My calendar says tomorrow is February 11th and some event called the "Super Bowl" will be played. My thoughts are:


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Business cards are important. Business cards with samples: Genius AwardWinning.

FEBRUARY 7--In an apparent bid to drum up customers for his drug business, a Canadian man handed out business cards with a small sample of cocaine attached, police allege.

According to cops, Seyyed Amir Razavi, 30, distributed the cards outside a casino in Calgary (where Razavi resides).

Investigators learned of the cards in late-December and launched a probe that resulted in the February 3 arrest of Razavi on narcotics possession and trafficking charges.

A police search of Razavi’s auto and residence yielded 50 baggies of cocaine, a digital scale with drug residue, and $1280 in cash. Cops also seized a box of business cards with the name “Alex Lee.”

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Notice: Posted tonight with sketchy permission, some one left a note on the door of the Ace Media Center & AceCorp, LLC, that it was OK.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:45 PM




Comments

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1 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at February 10, 2024 09:47 PM (RBsY+)

2 Early appearance tonight.

Posted by: Van Down by the River at February 10, 2024 09:47 PM (l/G3s)

3 First!

Posted by: Blackstone at February 10, 2024 09:47 PM (9byfS)

4 Dang, dang, double DANG!!!!

Posted by: Blackstone at February 10, 2024 09:48 PM (9byfS)

5 Hello? Is there an echo in here or is it just me?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at February 10, 2024 09:49 PM (JrYM1)

6 MH: You're taking this every day is now Saturday thing rather seriously aren't you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 10, 2024 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

7 Top 10?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 10, 2024 09:49 PM (kOluj)

8 Good evening, MisHum, nice to see you again.
Roomy in here. For once I'm not late to the party.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at February 10, 2024 09:50 PM (JrYM1)

9 Well, damn

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 10, 2024 09:50 PM (7RUmD)

10 Howdy y'all! Thanks, Mis Hum. Off to peruse the content....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 10, 2024 09:51 PM (kOluj)

11 6 MH: You're taking this every day is now Saturday thing rather seriously aren't you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 10, 2024 09:49 PM (hOUT3)

Yes. Yes I am!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 09:51 PM (aA3+G)

12 Took my daughters dog out for a trot, washed all the dishes and now I feel like I contributef.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 10, 2024 09:52 PM (7RUmD)

13 Posted by: TecumsehTea at February 10, 2024 09:50 PM (JrYM1)

Good to see you as well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 09:53 PM (aA3+G)

14 My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

Amen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 10, 2024 09:53 PM (V8he0)

15 Yay, National Flannel Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2024 09:53 PM (dZVON)

16 "8. Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?"

*Raises hand*

Posted by: Robert at February 10, 2024 09:53 PM (7mex+)

17 Early... Otherwise I would have been number one. For sure.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 09:54 PM (duT0u)

18 Nice!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 10, 2024 09:54 PM (n3DL0)

19 Yes. Yes I am!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 09:51 PM (aA3+G)


I thought I detected a disturbance in the Force, but I think you made a wise and well-considered choice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 10, 2024 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

20 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 10, 2024 09:56 PM (+YRf1)

21 Early... Otherwise I would have been number one. For sure.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 09:54 PM (duT0u)

Miss Hum pretty frequently posts the Saturday Night ONT about fifteen-ish minutes early.

Enstompinating the Movie Thread.

Posted by: Robert at February 10, 2024 09:57 PM (7mex+)

22 Carole King is one of my most favorite performers, great musician, great vocalist, funny, and sexy. Gilda Radner had that same quality.

Posted by: Eromero at February 10, 2024 09:57 PM (NxC5+)

23 "Angel From Montgomery" is a pretty good song

Posted by: John Prine at February 10, 2024 09:57 PM (yrb3f)

24 ...and I read the content!

No first, though.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 10, 2024 09:57 PM (LfqGa)

25 19 Yes. Yes I am!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 09:51 PM (aA3+G)

I thought I detected a disturbance in the Force, but I think you made a wise and well-considered choice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 10, 2024 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

If I counted correctly on my toes & fingers, the Fab's toes & fingers and the Dream Team toes & tails, I've been retired for 41 days. I have yet to be bored. And that even includes the ice not being real safe for fishing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

26 The British medical journal is one of the most vaunted medical publications in the world. So you have to take that as scientific truth. At least until they do another study. I'm going with balls.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 09:57 PM (duT0u)

27 My ONTy sense was tingling as I left a movie comment.

Hi, all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - thwipp at February 10, 2024 09:58 PM (ibVcF)

28 21 Early... Otherwise I would have been number one. For sure.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 09:54 PM (duT0u)

Miss Hum pretty frequently posts the Saturday Night ONT about fifteen-ish minutes early.

Enstompinating the Movie Thread.
Posted by: Robert at February 10, 2024 09:57 PM (7mex+)

Is that a problem?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

29 So i found a bed frame that I really like, but is it possible that it doesn't need a bed springs? It has a slatted bed base. It just feels weird to me. Does the Horde have any advise?

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 10, 2024 09:59 PM (n3DL0)

30 If I counted correctly on my toes & fingers, the Fab's toes & fingers and the Dream Team toes & tails, I've been retired for 41 days. I have yet to be bored. And that even includes the ice not being real safe for fishing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 09:57 PM (aA3+G)


Amazing how that works isn't it!
Especially the thin ice part!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 10, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

31 Congrats on your retirement, MisHum, and may every day be a day of doing whatever it is you want to do. Well, maybe that's a bit much.
May every day at least find you not doing something you don't like.
Wait, oh, dang it, I'm too tired to be clever.
Congrats, MisHum. I'll just leave it at that.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at February 10, 2024 10:00 PM (JrYM1)

32
Feb 11 is a notable day. It's one of 4 days per tropical year that are extrema of the Equation of Time. Feb 11th is the global minimum, -14 min and 15s. This means loca high noon is about 15 minutes behind local mean noon.

And being a minimum, the true solar day is exactly 24 hours long.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 10, 2024 10:01 PM (w6EFb)

33 Business cards with samples: Genius AwardWinning.

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I guess Adam Smith's invisible hand was attached to the long arm of the law.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 10, 2024 10:02 PM (FVME7)

34 That graffiti post looks totally OSHA approved.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 10:02 PM (duT0u)

35 So i found a bed frame that I really like, but is it possible that it doesn't need a bed springs? It has a slatted bed base. It just feels weird to me. Does the Horde have any advise?
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 10, 2024 09:59 PM (n3DL0)

Unless you want the bed to be higher a box spring is not necessary.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 10, 2024 10:02 PM (MNhXM)

36 29 So i found a bed frame that I really like, but is it possible that it doesn't need a bed springs? It has a slatted bed base. It just feels weird to me. Does the Horde have any advise?
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog


Not recommended, unless you have a LOT of slats to distribute the mattress support over the entire mattress!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 10, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

37 The cocaine guy with a small sample on his card was a marketing genius. New users are hard to come by. Plus you can judge the quality of the product before you buy. It's like Costco or Sam's Club with the free samples. Enticements lead to impulse buys..

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 10:04 PM (duT0u)

38 Back from Disco Night. The beat goes on and I'm so wrong.

Posted by: fd at February 10, 2024 10:04 PM (vFG9F)

39 Baked ziti tonight.
Damn I'm good!
More wine!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:05 PM (W/lyH)

40 29 So i found a bed frame that I really like, but is it possible that it doesn't need a bed springs? It has a slatted bed base. It just feels weird to me. Does the Horde have any advise?
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 10, 2024 09:59 PM (n3DL0)

Most people think that a mattress is too soft, or saggy without a box spring, but YMMV. Go back 100 years or more and no one had such a thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:05 PM (S6gqv)

41 Is that a problem?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

Tis but an observation, m'lad!

I don't think too many people realize it.

I also don't think too many people notice that Joe Mannix usually posts his babes around the 200th comment of daytime threads. Not always, but usually.

Posted by: Robert, occasionally observant at February 10, 2024 10:05 PM (iZlDY)

42 May whoever you're rooting for tomorrow, win

I don't care

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at February 10, 2024 10:05 PM (qGQta)

43 So, the short short woman story was about butt stuff during a date?

/looks sceptical

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 10, 2024 10:06 PM (xaFKb)

44 This year's Super bowl IS commercials and the food. My Lions should have been in the Super bowl but they managed to f*** it up. But hey we got close. There's always next year. Which I've been saying since 1971.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 10:06 PM (duT0u)

45 That thing with the van doesn't seem possible. If it is I want those guys to come paint my dormers.

Posted by: fd at February 10, 2024 10:06 PM (vFG9F)

46 Baked ziti tonight.
Damn I'm good!
More wine!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:05 PM (W/lyH)

Why, yes, I would love to have dinner at your place tonight.

Posted by: Robert, puts on his finest grease stained bluejeans at February 10, 2024 10:07 PM (iZlDY)

47 So i found a bed frame that I really like, but is it possible that it doesn't need a bed springs? It has a slatted bed base. It just feels weird to me. Does the Horde have any advise?

If the slats are the thin (about an inch or less) boards, never step on the bed for any reason. Just a moment of pressure concentrated in a small area is enough to break those things. Even if it's through the mattress.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2024 10:08 PM (dZVON)

48 44 This year's Super bowl IS commercials and the food. My Lions should have been in the Super bowl but they managed to f*** it up. But hey we got close. There's always next year. Which I've been saying since 1971.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 10:06 PM (duT0u)

The Lions remind of the Dallas Cowboys. Who would have thought that they would have screwed up the postseason just like they have every year for the last 28 years?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:08 PM (S6gqv)

49 What on earth is going on in that last pic?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 10, 2024 10:08 PM (L4her)

50 what won't Banksy do to make a proper tagging?

Posted by: Kindltot - Erehwon is closed for re-formatting at February 10, 2024 10:08 PM (D7oie)

51 saira rao 🍉e
@sairasameerarao
White people wake up every day and choose violence.

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I generally go with toasted sandwich thins, cream cheese, coffee, and Italian sweet cream but that's just me.

Further insight into YT pipo.

http://tinyurl.com/4c9pkus7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FVME7)

52 @21: "Enstompinating the Movie Thread."

Movie thread might wanna think about moving back 15m too.

If it knows what's good for it.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 10, 2024 10:08 PM (yS+V1)

53 Posted by: TecumsehTea at February 10, 2024 10:00 PM (JrYM1)

I appreciate the kind words and well wishes.

I'm still too busy to be a day walker however.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

54 @sairasameerarao
White people wake up every day and choose violence.


If I'm going to be accused anyways, might as well go ahead.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2024 10:09 PM (dZVON)

55 I'd have to have pics to make a judgement on the veracity of the short shorts story. It could be good or it could be very very bad.

Posted by: fd at February 10, 2024 10:09 PM (vFG9F)

56 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the tips for 29+ and I am totally stealing this one:

"6. If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting."

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2024 10:10 PM (a8Rgt)

57 41 Is that a problem?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

Tis but an observation, m'lad!

I don't think too many people realize it.

I also don't think too many people notice that Joe Mannix usually posts his babes around the 200th comment of daytime threads. Not always, but usually.
Posted by: Robert, occasionally observant at February 10, 2024 10:05 PM (iZlDY)


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

58 Mmmm, bacon!

Thanks for the jokes (and ONT) MisHum-- hubby LOL'd too!

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2024 10:10 PM (njWTi)

59 7. “Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."

Also "Please be aware our Menu options have changed. " And they'll leave that up there for YEARS after they've done it.

Why?

The *point* of a call tree is to get people to hang up before they get to a human being

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:11 PM (ibTVg)

60 55 I'd have to have pics to make a judgement on the veracity of the short shorts story. It could be good or it could be very very bad.
Posted by: fd at February 10, 2024 10:09 PM (vFG9F)

My guess if a woman is dumb enough to do that and then brag on the WWW she probably isn't worth looking at. Rule #1, never stick.........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

61 May whoever you're rooting for tomorrow, win

I don't care
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened

I want the Chiefs to lose and take Taylor Swift down with them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 10, 2024 10:11 PM (FVME7)

62 This year's Super bowl IS commercials and the food. My Lions should have been in the Super bowl but they managed to f*** it up. But hey we got close. There's always next year. Which I've been saying since 1971.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 10:06 PM (duT0u)


I read that as "My loins should have been in the Super bowl..."

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH)

63 Est TV audience tomorrow? 200 mill

You know The Astronaut's Prayer?

"Dear Lord, please don't let me f up with all these people watching."

Looking at YOU, KC receivers.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 10, 2024 10:12 PM (NLIak)

64 I want the Chiefs to lose and take Taylor Swift down with them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 10, 2024 10:11 PM (FVME7)


Oh she goes down, real smooth

Posted by: Some KC Chiefs FB Playa at February 10, 2024 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

65 White people wake up every day and choose violence.

Which is why every suburb and rural area in fly over land is more violent then downtown Philly right?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:13 PM (ibTVg)

66 So i found a bed frame that I really like, but is it possible that it doesn't need a bed springs? It has a slatted bed base. It just feels weird to me. Does the Horde have any advise?
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 10, 2024 09:59 PM (n3DL0)


get a decent mattress if you don't want to use box-springs. I built a platform on my bed frame so I could use a futon, later I got a mattress at my wife's insistence when we got married.

Posted by: Kindltot - Erehwon is closed for re-formatting at February 10, 2024 10:13 PM (D7oie)

67 @7: "Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."

Sounds like heaven compared to the 30s loop that Xfinity uses.

As 18-1 said, they're just daring you to hang up.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 10, 2024 10:13 PM (yS+V1)

68 I'm in the "hopes they both lose" camp...

But, who cares? I'm not a F-ball fan anyway

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2024 10:14 PM (njWTi)

69 Nice Fogarty as the Mystery Click!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2024 10:14 PM (a8Rgt)

70 If the Chiefs wins Kelce gets pegged by Swift.

If the Chiefs lose Kelce gets pegged by...the Chiefs

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:14 PM (ibTVg)

71 Why, yes, I would love to have dinner at your place tonight.
Posted by: Robert, puts on his finest grease stained bluejeans at February 10, 2024 10:07 PM (iZlDY)


Best bring another bottle of wine. This one is almost gone.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:15 PM (W/lyH)

72 Good evening morons and awesome listicle mh!

My tip for a long marriage is to always introduce your first wife as your "first wife."

They like that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

73 It was a day of gobsmacking stories breaking on X. One of the biggest was that the IDF revealed that they had found a tunnel complex with an extremely sophisticated electronic communications and server system, which also functioned as a central communications center for the entire military network. Best part - it was located underneath, and had a direct entrance to, the UNWRA HQ for all of Gaza. In fact it's fair to say that it was an integrated part of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:15 PM (S6gqv)

74 Late, but here. Now, with my luck, I'll fall asleep in a few minutes and miss all the fun.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 10, 2024 10:15 PM (Angsy)

75 Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:15 PM (S6gqv)

but... but.. Biden said they went too far!!!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 10, 2024 10:15 PM (xaFKb)

76 Here's the thing with calling a business.

If I'm calling you I actually need a human being. If I need your location, your hours, or hell anything on your website I already did that.

So, what I need is just...a human being.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:16 PM (ibTVg)

77 63 Est TV audience tomorrow? 200 mill

You know The Astronaut's Prayer?

"Dear Lord, please don't let me f up with all these people watching."

Looking at YOU, KC receivers.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 10, 2024 10:12 PM (NLIak)

Oh, is there something going on tomorrow? Musta missed it... or... JUST DON"T FUCKING CARE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 10, 2024 10:17 PM (xaFKb)

78 My tip for a long marriage is to always introduce your first wife as your "first wife."

They like that.


Yeah but the second third and fourth don't.

Posted by: Muhammed Muhammed Muhammed at February 10, 2024 10:17 PM (ibTVg)

79
Unfortunately, that particular singer who they're making a big deal about being at the Super Bowl, arrived safe and sound in LA.

I was hoping maybe there'd be an incident or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 10, 2024 10:17 PM (w6EFb)

80 Best part - it was located underneath, and had a direct entrance to, the UNWRA HQ for all of Gaza. In fact it's fair to say that it was an integrated part of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:15 PM (S6gqv)


I do wonder how much of the calculation going into "Israel can never win" uses the premise that Israel can never outspend the UN

Posted by: Kindltot - Erehwon is closed for re-formatting at February 10, 2024 10:18 PM (D7oie)

81 Carole King had a Broadway musical show in her honor I did not go but bought tickets for the wife and mother and they loved it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 10, 2024 10:18 PM (MeG8a)

82 My tip for a long marriage is to always introduce your first wife as your "first wife."

They like that.


You can also try, "My favorite wife."

Unless she isn't.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2024 10:18 PM (dZVON)

83 The map doesn't show all the 49ers fans in Park City, Boise, Bozeman, Aspen, Sedona, and Boulder.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 10:19 PM (RIvkX)

84
I do wonder how much of the calculation going into "Israel can never win" uses the premise that Israel can never outspend the UN


The irony is that if Israel used the Hamas ROE the war would have been over in a week or so with every Muslim in Gaza dead...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:19 PM (ibTVg)

85 Calling to make an appointment with Dr-- phone tree says "if this is an emergency, hang up and dial 9-1-1"

DUH!!!

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2024 10:19 PM (njWTi)

86 73 Servo

Saw that. UNWRA spokesperson said it was news to him.

So, that settles it, then.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 10, 2024 10:19 PM (NLIak)

87 Great joke tonight “… both fatal” 🤣

I have not broken Rule #5, I’m the walking definition of Peter Pan Syndrome. For better or worse, I’ve never really grown up.

Posted by: browndog still gets the zoomies at February 10, 2024 10:19 PM (TTAGa)

88
You can also try, "My favorite wife."

Unless she isn't.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2024 10:18 PM (dZVON)


Honestly I love them all.

Posted by: Bill the Bigamist at February 10, 2024 10:19 PM (ibTVg)

89 16 "8. Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?"

*Raises hand*
Posted by: Robert


I have a plastic bag holder attached to the wall. Very nice.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)

90 “The syndicate of soul is playing…”

“Be 29. Be foolish. Be happy. Blast it out of the jukebox.”

Peak expectations.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 10, 2024 10:20 PM (PmqP5)

91 Best part - it was located underneath, and had a direct entrance to, the UNWRA HQ for all of Gaza. In fact it's fair to say that it was an integrated part of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:15 PM (S6gqv)


The UN is going to fight this tooth and nail and obfuscate everything Israel.says. I hope Israel is working overtime to smack the UN down at every turn. The UN has indeed outlived it's usefulness.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:21 PM (W/lyH)

92 8. Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?"

I used to. Then my area banned plastic bags from the grocery store.

So now I have a box of plastic bags because I have to buy them separately. Oh and a trash can full of paper bags

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:21 PM (ibTVg)

93 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FVME7)
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Isn't she married to a white guy?

Posted by: John Prine at February 10, 2024 10:21 PM (g+IG3)

94
I do wonder how much of the calculation going into "Israel can never win" uses the premise that Israel can never outspend the UN
Posted by: Kindltot - Erehwon is closed for re-formatting at February 10, 2024 10:18 PM (D7oie)

Was just looking at another story - the Israeli's are elated that in this facility, they have captured all of the servers of a major data center intact. They think they will be able to recover the communications that Hamas has had with every country, every corporation, and every politician worldwide.

I think some people are shitting bricks tonight.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:21 PM (S6gqv)

95 Thanks for the input! It is an IKEA frame if that gives you insight into the strength of the slats. Hopefully strong enough.

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 10, 2024 10:22 PM (n3DL0)

96 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2024 10:22 PM (9yWhg)

97 Here's the thing with calling a business.
If I'm calling you I actually need a human being. If I need your location, your hours, or hell anything on your website I already did that.
So, what I need is just...a human being.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:16 PM (ibTVg)


Here is the thing: You actually speaking to a human being interferes with the "one call resolution" standard. Nothing personal, just that not meeting those marks means they have to have more meetings about why it is important to hit those statistical marks.

Posted by: Kindltot - Erehwon is closed for re-formatting at February 10, 2024 10:23 PM (D7oie)

98 I think some people are shitting bricks tonight.

Somewhere a politician is weighing his options of airstrike vs exposure.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2024 10:23 PM (dZVON)

99 Iris:So i found a bed frame that I really like, but is it possible that it doesn't need a bed springs? It has a slatted bed base. It just feels weird to me. Does the Horde have any advise?

Hrothgar: Not recommended, unless you have a LOT of slats to distribute the mattress support over the entire mattress!

We recently got a new bed. Ordered the extra slats. No box springs, just the king-size extra-firm foam mattress. Mighty comfortable.

Only problem is the dog keeps losing toys under it.
🤪

Posted by: mindful webworker - mmm.m... almost bedtime at February 10, 2024 10:23 PM (ibVcF)

100 Which is why every suburb and rural area in fly over land is more violent then downtown Philly right?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:13 PM (ibTVg)

===
Do you mean Sennersitty?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 10:23 PM (RIvkX)

101 In keeping with the weekend Stupor Bowl theme, here's "Big Swifty" from the 1972 album "Waka Jawaka" by Frank Zappa.

https://youtu.be/jpDoJlmBcRI?si

Posted by: fd at February 10, 2024 10:24 PM (vFG9F)

102 You can also try, "My favorite wife."

Unless she isn't.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2024 10:18 PM (dZVON)


"she won't let me refer to her as my mistress"

Posted by: Kindltot - Erehwon is closed for re-formatting at February 10, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)

103
Sitting on the back porch with the puppies. They are annoyed I don't have five hands to pet them all at the same time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2024 10:24 PM (MoZTd)

104 I think some people are shitting bricks tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:21 PM (S6gqv)


Indeed.
And thus this becomes a very dangerous time for.Israel.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:24 PM (W/lyH)

105 Thanks for the ONT MH, just learned you are retiring, congrats.

I know this isn't about first world problems, but I just have a doozy. I'm trying to get my pills set for the next several days, so I dump out the last of a bottle.

This must be the last of that Gabapentin, for muscle pain/spams. I'm due so I take one. Then when I go to rip off the label I find out it's actually Sidenafil, prescribed for some help after prostate treatment.

If you don't get my drift, it's the generic for Viagra that I actually took. And Jules is just recovering from a 4 day cold/flu thing.

First world problems indeed.

Posted by: Farmer at February 10, 2024 10:24 PM (55Qr6)

106 Thanks for the input! It is an IKEA frame if that gives you insight into the strength of the slats. Hopefully strong enough.
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog


Buy stronger boards immediately.

Posted by: Some Rat at February 10, 2024 10:24 PM (vJiyU)

107 Calling to make an appointment with Dr

-
I had an appointment with my dentist a few days ago. They called at least four times during the prior week asking me to confirm that I really was coming. Then two hours before the time, they called and said the dentist wouldn't be there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 10, 2024 10:25 PM (FVME7)

108 86 73 Servo

Saw that. UNWRA spokesperson said it was news to him.

So, that settles it, then.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 10, 2024 10:19 PM (NLIak)

Oh that was hilarious. The UN left that facility after October 7, and he claimed that Hamas had built the tunnels and an extremely sophisticated modern server center in just the last 4 months.

I amused some people on X by pointing out that this was like the Death Camp guards saying that they had no idea what was going on in the showers, or in the ovens.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:25 PM (S6gqv)

109 I have a plastic bag holder attached to the wall. Very nice.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)


My wife keeps putting the produce bags into the bag with all the plastic shopping bags, instead of stuffing them into the bean pot where the belong.

Yes, I am making my life difficult on purpose.

Posted by: Kindltot - Erehwon is closed for re-formatting at February 10, 2024 10:26 PM (D7oie)

110 Sitting on the back porch with the puppies. They are annoyed I don't have five hands to pet them all at the same time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Thanks for that very happy visual!

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2024 10:26 PM (njWTi)

111 I'm tired of giving money to people who want to kill us. They should want to kill us for free.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 10, 2024 10:26 PM (MeG8a)

112 72 Good evening morons and awesome listicle mh!

My tip for a long marriage is to always introduce your first wife as your "first wife."

They like that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

I always introduce the Fabulous as "My trophy Wife"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 10, 2024 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

113 I don't care about Taylor Swift, Kelce, the Chiefs or much about this game, unless tbere are cheerleaders. I guess i'll root for SF because my sons childhood friend is deployed right now to Yemen and he's a 49'ers fan.

Posted by: John Prine at February 10, 2024 10:26 PM (3cjnH)

114 51 saira rao 🍉e
@sairasameerarao
White people wake up every day and choose violence.

I generally go with toasted sandwich thins, cream cheese, coffee, and Italian sweet cream but that's just me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FVME7

I love looking up these ignoramouses. Wikipedia:
Saira Sameera Rao (born June 12, 1974) is an American political activist, author, publisher, and former lawyer and television producer. She is the co-founder of Race2Dinner, In This Together Media, and Haven, and came to greater prominence in 2018 when she ran for Congress, losing out to incumbent Democrat Diana DeGette in the primary.

Rao is married to businessman Shiv Govindan, and has two children, Lila and Dar. The family lives in Country Club, Denver, Colorado.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 10, 2024 10:27 PM (Rbu5d)

115 Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I made mud pies.


Sheesh. When I was three my mom was so happy I could actually pee by myself without getting the floor all wet.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)

116 42 May whoever you're rooting for tomorrow, win

I don't care
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened


Jordan Spieth to win the Phoenix Open?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 10, 2024 10:27 PM (+YRf1)

117 I was watching Williamson interview Hannah Barnes who is a BBC reporter who had a groundbreaking report on "The Collapse Of The UK’s Gender Identity Clinic" and it is fascinating.

She's a lefty, working for a lefty org, that is part of the reason behind all this tran-sanity. And she's trying so so hard to minimize just how bad it is but I give her credit in tha she is sharing the facts.

For example, the big English "gender clinic" up until 2011 or so most deal with teen boys and mostly did therapy, aka talking, with them. At that point the government/NGOs leaned on them and they agreed to a test group of boys to try hormone blockers on....but then before they got any results just started giving them out like candy. And when girls started coming because the tran-sanity spread they started giving it to them as well.

Are hormone blocking drugs safe? The British government's official answer is "we don't know". Does giving kids these drugs show any improvement over the old "talk through it therapy"? No.

But no one will go to jail. No one will be fired. No one will even get a particularly bad news story on them personally.

The interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdBfHwzDYLg

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:27 PM (ibTVg)

118
Sonny is doing better after last night's scare. His shoulder still hurts but he's livelier and gets around easier.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2024 10:28 PM (MoZTd)

119 I always introduce the Fabulous as "My trophy Wife"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra


Shoot, all I ever had was the participation wife....

Posted by: Some Rat at February 10, 2024 10:28 PM (vJiyU)

120 Carole King had a Broadway musical show in her honor I did not go but bought tickets for the wife and mother and they loved it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 10, 2024 10:18 PM (MeG8a)
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One of my oldest friend's son is a co-star

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 10:28 PM (RIvkX)

121 Iris, you can make your own slats if you want, just figure out how thick your current slats are and then go to Lowes or Home Depot or the local lumber yard and get boards cut to match. Most shops have a chop saw and will cut to length for you.

Posted by: Kindltot - Erehwon is closed for re-formatting at February 10, 2024 10:29 PM (D7oie)

122 I always introduce the Fabulous as "My trophy Wife"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 10, 2024 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

You, sir, are a smart man.

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 10, 2024 10:29 PM (n3DL0)

123 112 When your kid misbehaves, simply explain that that’s the kid of your spouse by his/hers first spouse.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2024 10:29 PM (9yWhg)

124 Was just looking at another story - the Israeli's are elated that in this facility, they have captured all of the servers of a major data center intact. They think they will be able to recover the communications that Hamas has had with every country, every corporation, and every politician worldwide.

I think some people are shitting bricks tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:21 PM (S6gqv)

Hamas... but we deleted all the files...

Israeli Intelligence: but did you empty the recycle bin?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 10, 2024 10:29 PM (xaFKb)

125 Human and parrot arguing over damaged USB connector.

http://tinyurl.com/3jmkh32v

Posted by: 13times at February 10, 2024 10:29 PM (Y/Z+w)

126 They think they will be able to recover the communications that Hamas has had with every country, every corporation, and every politician worldwide.

-
Simple miss dial. Biden thought he was calling Uber Eats for some ice cream.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 10, 2024 10:30 PM (FVME7)

127 Rao is married to businessman Shiv Govindan, and has two children, Lila and Dar. The family lives in Country Club, Denver, Colorado.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 10, 2024 10:27 PM (Rbu5d)


I'm thinking Bluebell has a solid case to sue here.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:30 PM (W/lyH)

128 My personal negative experience was introducing my wife as "my current wife". She was more than moderately offended, for a while.

Nice ONT, Mis Hum!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at February 10, 2024 10:31 PM (TSQkU)

129 When I've been on hold for 25 minutes, & I finally get connected to a call center in Calcutta, I always try to be very polite to the young woman speaking heavily accented English-- it's not her fault.

On the rare occasion that I'm connected to a real Amurrican, I always make a mental note of that company's name & try to do business with it again.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 10, 2024 10:31 PM (NLIak)

130 Trending on X today - "Biden-Swift 2024!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:31 PM (S6gqv)

131 I used to think so clearly then, time didn’t pass so fast. We could learn a lesson now from some things in the past.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 10, 2024 10:31 PM (PmqP5)

132 Iris, you can make your own slats if you want, just figure out how thick your current slats are and then go to Lowes or Home Depot or the local lumber yard and get boards cut to match. Most shops have a chop saw and will cut to length for you.
Posted by: Kindltot
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If you can't match the original slats' thickness, just get all new ones, in the manner kindltot suggested.

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2024 10:31 PM (njWTi)

133 51 saira rao 🍉e
@sairasameerarao
White people wake up every day and choose violence.

-
I generally go with toasted sandwich thins, cream cheese, coffee, and Italian sweet cream but that's just me.

Further insight into YT pipo.

http://tinyurl.com/4c9pkus7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



I was thinking about my drive into work. Even on Saturdays, the traffic sucks here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 10, 2024 10:32 PM (+YRf1)

134 They think they will be able to recover the communications that Hamas has had with every country, every corporation, and every politician worldwide.

I think some people are shitting bricks tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:21 PM (S6gqv)

Please tell me this is happening. Lie if you must!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 10, 2024 10:32 PM (n3DL0)

135 Saira and Shiv [from #114] live in the Country Club neighborhood of Denver. The link is information about this neighborhood.
http://tinyurl.com/9j9fzn8f

One highlight:
Median Home Value
$1,476,019
National
$281,900
Median Rent
$1,604
National
$1,268

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 10, 2024 10:32 PM (Rbu5d)

136 I think some people are shitting bricks tonight.

"You shouldn't use that word."
"Sorry. shitting Rocks."

Posted by: Dawgs65 at February 10, 2024 10:32 PM (v0NoV)

137 They think they will be able to recover the communications that Hamas has had with every country, every corporation, and every politician worldwide.



One call.
One fucking call to Foggy Bottom and the poo poo hits the oscillating air displacement system.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)

138 We be hoping San Francisco wins the SuperBall because they supports the Gay population just likes we do !!!!!

Also anybody knows who Presdent Obama wants to win the Superball ????

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at February 10, 2024 10:33 PM (a6z9v)

139 Rao is married to businessman Shiv Govindan, and has two children, Lila and Dar. The family lives in Country Club, Denver, Colorado.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 10, 2024 10:27 PM (Rbu5d)


Govindan is exactly the kind of guy that the left used to hate. He made his money in complex financial shenanigans.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:33 PM (ibTVg)

140 The theater is a wonderful experience actually.
I find it unfortunate that the experience a ticket price is out of the reach of the average consumer.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 10, 2024 10:33 PM (MeG8a)

141
I think some people are shitting bricks tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo

___________

One will be Joe trying to order a pizza.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2024 10:34 PM (MoZTd)

142 Trending on X today - "Biden-Swift 2024!"

I would sniff every inch of her. Wait...she is still a teenager right?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 10, 2024 10:34 PM (ibTVg)

143 Good evening horde. Not that the joke wasn't funny, but I appreciated the home window entry video. Thank goodness for neighbors with video cameras.

Posted by: TRex at February 10, 2024 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

144
Wait...she is still a teenager right?
Posted by: Joe Biden

_________

She just sounds that way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2024 10:35 PM (MoZTd)

145 The song under the picture does nothing more than remind me of the Big Bopper, Bill Haley, and the rest of the late '50s groups. Not the words, but the guitar playing, the loud singing, and their stage antics. Those groups were the first steps out of the era of the big Bands and into a whole new form of American pop music.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at February 10, 2024 10:35 PM (ET1Q8)

146 The bedframe comes with slats. I don't currently have slats - I have a boxspring in the metal frame.

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 10, 2024 10:35 PM (n3DL0)

147 So. Big football game tomorrow.
I heard some dude named Taylor Swift is playing. Name like that he ought to be fast. What team is he on?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:35 PM (W/lyH)

148 Enstompinating the Movie Thread.
Posted by: Robert

Thank you Robert for the tip. Plus I learned a new awesome word. Enstompinat___.. That's awesome.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 10:35 PM (duT0u)

149 Please tell me this is happening. Lie if you must!
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at February 10, 2024 10:32 PM (n3DL0)

They posted video tonight of the Server banks they captured, on X. Clean, intact, and a very major facility.

Even Israel is shocked at the tunnels - Hamas had several entire cities hidden underground.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:36 PM (S6gqv)

150 Frog rolled over by dung ball.

http://tinyurl.com/3vzab6cu

Posted by: 13times at February 10, 2024 10:36 PM (Y/Z+w)

151
Hrothgar: Not recommended, unless you have a LOT of slats to distribute the mattress support over the entire mattress!

Yeah, ever see The Great Escape?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 10, 2024 10:36 PM (63Dwl)

152 The story I will always remember about this particular Super Bowl is a Brock Purdy, who went from a low paid draft choice to a Super Bowl ring in two years.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 10, 2024 10:36 PM (MeG8a)

153 Philippe Lazzarini @UNLazzarini
- UNRWA did not know what is under its headquarters in Gaza.

- UNRWA is made aware of reports through the media regarding a tunnel under the UNRWA Headquarters in Gaza.

- UNRWA staff left its headquarters in Gaza City on 12 October following the Israeli evacuation orders and as bombardment intensified in the area.

- We have not used that compound since we left it nor are we aware of any activity that may have taken place there.

- We understand, through media reporting, that the Israeli Army has deployed troops within the UNRWA Headquarters in Gaza City.

- We are therefore unable to confirm or otherwise comment on these reports.

- In times of “no active conflict” UNRWA inspects inside its premises every quarter, the last inspection for the UNRWA Gaza premises was completed in September 2023.

- UNRWA is a Human development and humanitarian organisation that does not have the military and security expertise nor the capacity to undertake military inspections of what is or might be under its premises.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 10, 2024 10:36 PM (2yu8s)

154 - In the past, whenever suspicious cavity was found close to or under UNRWA premises, protest letters were promptly filed to parties to the conflict, including both the de facto authorities in Gaza (Hamas) and the Israeli authorities. The matter was consistently reported in annual reports presented to the General Assembly and made public.

- These recent media reports merit an independent inquiry that is currently not possible to undertake given Gaza is an active war zone.

- The Israeli Authorities have not informed UNRWA officially about the alleged tunnel.
1:01 PM · Feb 10, 2024

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 10, 2024 10:36 PM (2yu8s)

155 Enstompinating. I typed it out but the last few letters were erased for some reason

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 10:37 PM (duT0u)

156 I once called Mrs. F. "my queen" and she got mad because she thought I was being sarcastic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 10:38 PM (RIvkX)

157 I sleep on a mattress without box springs-- it's on a plywood platform, on a (formerly waterbed) pedestal with drawers underneath. Comfy, but cannot be moved easily...

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2024 10:39 PM (njWTi)

158 Trending on X today - "Biden-Swift 2024!"
Posted by: Tom Servo

A lot of insane people on the internet these days. He wouldn't be able to stop sniffing her hair.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 10:39 PM (duT0u)

159 I truly don’t give a damn about the Super Bowl.

I mean, I’ll about the outcome because my kid does. But I don’t really care.

It’s not like it’s important. Like a Michigan game.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2024 10:39 PM (9yWhg)

160 Although she might not be young enough

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 10:39 PM (duT0u)

161 “Well, drum machines don’t get drunk,
Try to start a fight,
Sneak around the back door
And try to screw your wife.
Machines ain’t music…
And a chicken ain’t no raccoon!”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 10, 2024 10:40 PM (PmqP5)

162 Video and stills showing Phillipe is plein de la merde:

http://tinyurl.com/mybz9m7x

Hillel Neuer @HillelNeuer
BREAKING: Terror tunnel discovered right below UNRWA HQ, hiding Hamas intelligence data center, with electrical room, industrial battery power banks, living quarters for Hamas server operators. Electric cables from UNRWA powered the Hamas servers. UNRWA chief: “We had no clue.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 10, 2024 10:40 PM (2yu8s)

163 153 Philippe Lazzarini @UNLazzarini
- UNRWA did not know what is under its headquarters in Gaza
...
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 10, 2024 10:36 PM (2yu8s)


Glad that bit of disinformation has been cleared up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 10, 2024 10:41 PM (hOUT3)

164 I had an appointment with my dentist a few days ago. They called at least four times during the prior week asking me to confirm that I really was coming.....
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

My dentist does the confirming by text. I prefer that because I don't have to answer a ringing phone and I can deal with the text whenever it suits me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2024 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

165 I could have been first tonight, but it took me a while to break into my house, then pull my jean shorts wedgie out of my ass. Cellulitis can be life-threatening.

Posted by: Can't Be Too Careful at February 10, 2024 10:42 PM (V5BDR)

166 I would like to see Israel invite Lazzarini to come and explain himself, and then shoot down his plane as soon as it crosses into their airspace.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:42 PM (S6gqv)

167 Oops. One L and two Ps Philippe. Foûtre-lui.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 10, 2024 10:42 PM (2yu8s)

168 UNRWA is a Human development and humanitarian organisation that does not have the military and security expertise nor the capacity to undertake military inspections of what is or might be under its premises.


Fuck you UN.
Mustafa the janitor had the keys to the basement. Just one look was all that was needed.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)

169 I can't quite put my finger on it but my gut is telling me the UNRWA are lying like Jew hating dogs.

Posted by: Robert at February 10, 2024 10:42 PM (5esVy)

170 You won't go wrong either way, or by doing both the slats and the box springs. I put in slats because my cheap box springs started sagging in the middle because it was unsupported. It meant both me and my GF at the time would roll to the middle of the bed in the night, which I liked and she hated.

Posted by: Kindltot - Erehwon is closed for re-formatting at February 10, 2024 10:42 PM (D7oie)

171 Come to the ONT, find out who's in the Super Bowel.

I really had no idea and now that I know, I care just as much as I did before I knew, which is to say, not at all.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2024 10:43 PM (emlEe)

172 G d J

Sorry, Brock Purdy looks too much like Lee Harvey Oswald.

Servo

Look on the bright side. The exchange ratio is 50-1.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 10, 2024 10:43 PM (NLIak)

173 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24
BREAKING:
Israel releases video of a Hamas terror tunnel located beneath the main @UNRWA headquarters in the Gaza Strip

This a full walkthrough from the tunnel’s entrance. The 700m tunnel reached 18m below ground

The debate on UNRWA and tunnels is over

http://tinyurl.com/323edeb2
1:42 minutes; computer servers etc.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 10, 2024 10:44 PM (2yu8s)

174 My wife keeps putting the produce bags into the bag with all the plastic shopping bags, instead of stuffing them into the bean pot where the belong....
Posted by: Kindltot - Erehwon is closed for re-formatting

I throw the plastic produce bags into the trash. F**k you, environmentalists.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2024 10:44 PM (0Htd1)

175 I always introduce the Fabulous as "My trophy Wife"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra


Shoot, all I ever had was the participation wife....
Posted by: Some Rat

Now that's damn funny. Does she at least have a participation ribbon that she wears in a sexy way?

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 10:45 PM (duT0u)

176 I would love to hear from wedgie girl's date.

"Yeah she looked good but every time she had to move she shrieked for a while and then told me she was fine"

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 10, 2024 10:45 PM (ibTVg)

177 "If I counted correctly on my toes & fingers, the Fab's toes & fingers and the Dream Team toes & tails, I've been retired for 41 days. I have yet to be bored." Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I recall some "meme" about old IBM retirees, that they usually died 5 years after retirement. iirc, the suggestion was they were So Devoted to their career, they didn't know how to live without it.

I'm thinking the horde has other interests and commitments, that they can now pursue fully ... rather than lamenting their Loss of Position in the World.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 10, 2024 10:45 PM (Cus5s)

178 My Mom would be upset people are discussing slats in mixed company.

Posted by: Happy Harry at February 10, 2024 10:45 PM (V5BDR)

179 Sitting on the back porch with the puppies. They are annoyed I don't have five hands to pet them all at the same time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2024 10:24

What a great time to enjoy. In addition to our 2 older labs my wife insanely wanted a Gordon Setter, after finding pups nearby.

We are enduring a crazy fun time raising Jumpin Jack Flash the Gordon Setter from 9 weeks till about 7 months now.

Flash is crazy and fearless, the older 2 ignore and alternatively mother him. It's a hoot.

Posted by: Farmer at February 10, 2024 10:45 PM (55Qr6)

180 Philippe Lazzarini @UNLazzarini
- UNRWA did not know what is under its headquarters in Gaza


Ya know Phil. Investing in some extra security right now might be a real good idea.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:45 PM (W/lyH)

181 We thought it was just kids playing video games down there.

Posted by: UNRWA at February 10, 2024 10:46 PM (vFG9F)

182 167 No French!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 10, 2024 10:46 PM (9yWhg)

183 That boob break-in video is a scream!

Thanks, Mis Hum...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2024 10:46 PM (a8Rgt)

184 A manufacturer I often buy from, that is located in Missouri, has a banner on their webpage: "We will be closed Monday in order to allow our employees to recover from watching the Chiefs defeat the 49ers without sacrificing the quality of our product."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 10, 2024 10:47 PM (3UsVM)

185 "If I counted correctly on my toes & fingers, the Fab's toes & fingers and the Dream Team toes & tails, I've been retired for 41 days. I have yet to be bored." Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


MisHum,
In retirement there come a time...and it's a good thing too...that you realize your whole week revolves.around garbage day. Did you get those damn cans out in
time!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)

186 Enstompinating. I typed it out but the last few letters were erased for some reason
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There's a character limit in the comment boxes due to past troll activity.

That's why my UNRWA lying Xtweet is over two comments.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 10, 2024 10:48 PM (2yu8s)

187 In the Bill Haley bio it is noted that he recorded Rocket 88. What isn't noted is was written by Ike Turner and recorded in 1951 on the Chess Records label by him and his Kings of Rhythm band. By a perverse twist of fate, Rocket 88, often considered the first Rock and Roll song/recording, was credited to Turner's sax player Jackie Brenston because sang on the recording.

Ike Turner and the Kings of Rhythm
https://youtu.be/z5kMMJHcROs

Bill Haley's version is just so dang Holiday Inn Lounge.
https://youtu.be/_lPU6xwc8Cs

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 10, 2024 10:48 PM (pEjjQ)

188 Shoot, all I ever had was the participation wife....
Posted by: Some Rat

Yeah but you are a rancher, so you got that going for you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 10, 2024 10:48 PM (aA3+G)

189 - UNRWA did not know what is under its headquarters in Gaza

Always, always, always when the left gets caught with its hands in the cookie jar they step forward and say "oh no, I'm just incompetent".

Occam's razor is getting frustrated.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg)

190 189 - UNRWA did not know what is under its headquarters in Gaza

Always, always, always when the left gets caught with its hands in the cookie jar they step forward and say "oh no, I'm just incompetent".

Occam's razor is getting frustrated.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 10:48 PM (ibTVg)

Don't shave, just blast them.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 10, 2024 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

191 UNRWA did not know what is under its headquarters in Gaza

Always, always, always when the left gets caught with its hands in the cookie jar they step forward and say "oh no, I'm just incompetent".

Occam's razor is getting frustrated.
Posted by: 18-1

Any Biden classified documents show up there?

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 10, 2024 10:50 PM (pEjjQ)

192 I'm tired of giving money to people who want to kill us. They should want to kill us for free.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 10, 2024 10:26

I nominate this for quote of the week!

Posted by: Farmer at February 10, 2024 10:51 PM (55Qr6)

193 In my rural county, most folks, me included, bring our trash to the transfer station ourselves. Don't even have a "garbage day" appointment to ground one's life. If it weren't for the Saturday Night Joke, I'd be clueless about what day it is.

Posted by: Lost Moorings at February 10, 2024 10:52 PM (V5BDR)

194 >>Saira Sameera Rao (born June 12, 1974) is an American political activist, author, publisher, and former lawyer and television producer. She is the co-founder of Race2Dinner, In This Together Media, and Haven, and came to greater prominence in 2018 when she ran for Congress, losing out to incumbent Democrat Diana DeGette in the primary.

Rao is married to businessman Shiv Govindan, and has two children, Lila and Dar. The family lives in Country Club, Denver, Colorado.


She was running as a Justice Democrat or whatever The Squad calls themselves - would have been one H$ll of a 5th squad member, eh? Toxic is an understatement, she is legit crazy. Even the Babylon Bee couldn't come up with what she openly states on X and elsewhere (e.g. calling Pelosi a white nationalist KKK).

Posted by: Lizzy at February 10, 2024 10:52 PM (RXyKO)

195 I'm tired of giving money to people who want to kill us. They should want to kill us for free.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 10, 2024 10:26

I nominate this for quote of the week!
Posted by: Farmer

Seconded!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 10, 2024 10:53 PM (L4her)

196 Hamas... but we deleted all the files...

Israeli Intelligence: but did you empty the recycle bin?
Posted by: Romeo13


I once used Norton Utilities, or something, to retrieve a document after I had emptied the trash. Worked pretty well.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 10, 2024 10:53 PM (0Htd1)

197 That boob break-in video is a scream!

Thanks, Mis Hum...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2024 10:46 PM (a8Rgt)

Ooohhhh, I skipped over that one for some reason.

Yeah, that was great. Tits just come floppin' out!

Posted by: Robert at February 10, 2024 10:53 PM (ZT+DN)

198 The first known fatality from alaskapox has occurred.

http://tinyurl.com/mr948um6

Notice that we're not insisting that it be renamed FUKFAS-24 or some such shite.

You know why? Because Alaskans aren't a bunch of gigantic pussies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 10, 2024 10:54 PM (W5ArC)

199 Wasn't there a photo of one of the Hamas tunnels where there were empty bags of concrete mix marked as being supplied by the UNRWA?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 10, 2024 10:54 PM (hOUT3)

200 Sitting on the back porch with the puppies. They are annoyed I don't have five hands to pet them all at the same time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2024 10:24

Puppy attack!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 10, 2024 10:55 PM (L4her)

201 >>UNRWA did not know what is under its headquarters in Gaza


Also, the UNRWA didn't know that (iirc) 12 UNRWA staffers participated in the 10/7 attack.

But don't you dare accuse the UNWRA of being in league w/Hamas, that would be a crazy accusation, right?!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 10, 2024 10:55 PM (RXyKO)

202 Thank you Robert for the tip. Plus I learned a new awesome word. Enstompinat___.. That's awesome.
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My apologies -- I misunderstood; and you might have had a typo that featured the banned lower-case IMG letter combo.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 10, 2024 10:56 PM (2yu8s)

203 >> Sitting on the back porch with the puppies. They are annoyed I don't have five hands to pet them all at the same time.


What a wonderful problem to have, Hadrian! How lucky you are...

Posted by: Lizzy at February 10, 2024 10:57 PM (RXyKO)

204 We thought we might have a mole problem, but not THIS. You could've knocked us over with a feather when we found out.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 10, 2024 10:57 PM (NLIak)

205 Any Biden classified documents show up there?
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 10, 2024 10:50 PM (pEjjQ)


Look in the Vette's trunk.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 10:57 PM (W/lyH)

206 Any updates on what killed that guy on the Lufthansa plane in Bangkok?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 10, 2024 10:57 PM (L4her)

207 156 I once called Mrs. F. "my queen" and she got mad because she thought I was being sarcastic.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 10:38 PM (RIvkX)

lol…

I would sometimes answer requests that my “ex” would make with;

Yes my Queen…

And make little ant antennae with my fingers on top of my head

Believe it or not, it made her laugh (back in the before times)

***sigh***

Posted by: browndog still gets the zoomies at February 10, 2024 10:58 PM (TTAGa)

208 But don't you dare accuse the UNWRA of being in league w/Hamas, that would be a crazy accusation, right?!
Posted by: Lizzy

I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything.

Posted by: UNWRA at February 10, 2024 10:59 PM (3UsVM)

209 Here are some people at the top of their game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xi4O4RvlnQ

Posted by: DDR's Finest at February 10, 2024 10:59 PM (V5BDR)

210 >>My tip for a long marriage is to always introduce your first wife as your "first wife."

They like that.



What the like almost as much is you telling them to "Calm down!" when upset.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 10, 2024 10:59 PM (RXyKO)

211 Any updates on what killed that guy on the Lufthansa plane in Bangkok?

Other than massive blood loss? No.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 10, 2024 10:59 PM (dZVON)

212 I see two possible outcomes for the DemonRats.

1.) They keep Bidumb on the ticket. They do this for all the reasons that they ran Fetterman and a Dead Guy in PA in 2020; to prove that regardless of how many votes we get that they can pull a corpse across the finish line with Buicks full of Chinese printed Ballots.

2.) The Hildabeest takes Bidumb's place. Everyone else on the left is afraid to cross her or they have their own reasons for not running. Newsom has to cheat just to beat the recall in CA, and he can't even beat the Republican B-teamer of DeSantis in a debate. Hochul and Whitmer are both afraid to go outside for fear that a house might drop out of the sky and fall on them. Big Mike is too busy drowning people who had a glimpse of his dick while he was dressing. Nancy Pelosi is too busy getting hammered with her husband. The Dem bench is pretty empty, and the call to send in another lefty is finding nothing but empty pine.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 10, 2024 11:00 PM (CecP5)

213
Puppy attack!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

________

They love their ear noogies. They don't want me to stop.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2024 11:00 PM (MoZTd)

214 Any Biden classified documents show up there?
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One of them was Hillary's server.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 10, 2024 11:00 PM (2yu8s)

215 > 205 Any Biden classified documents show up there?
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 10, 2024 10:50 PM (pEjjQ)

Pro tip: after you have the classified documents scanned and sent to any foreign or domestic enemy of the Constitution of the United States who has a couple of bucks, you can shred them up and use them as a liner for homemade elder incontinence diapers.

Good for you, and good for the planet!

Posted by: Dopey Joe Biden at February 10, 2024 11:00 PM (W5ArC)

216 "We thought we might have a mole problem, but not THIS. You could've knocked us over with a feather when we found out.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw)"

This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: UNRWA at February 10, 2024 11:01 PM (vFG9F)

217
I introduce Her Majesty as "my lovely bride".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2024 11:01 PM (MoZTd)

218 Carol King is a sweetie.

Sorry to be so late. Between TJM and the free internetarchive I got misdirected.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 10, 2024 11:01 PM (z6FAk)

219 Enstompinating. I typed it out but the last few letters were erased for some reason
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There's a character limit in the comment boxes due to past troll activity....

.
Hahaha... no. Yes there's a limit but what happened here was a typo. Pixy replaces i m g with underscores.* Enstompinat i m g.

*For reasons lost to history...

Posted by: mindful webworker - Pixy quirks abound at February 10, 2024 11:02 PM (ibVcF)

220 Other than massive blood loss? No.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I mean what caused the bleeding
I am betting on some kind of drug/poison od

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 10, 2024 11:02 PM (L4her)

221 Next year's Super Bowl will be Super Bowl LIX.

Unless the prudes demand it be LVIIII (sorta OK as I understand Roman maths), or 59.

For the 50th Super Bowl the NFL abandoned the bland single Roman numeral L and officially called it Super Bowl 50.

I wonder, do any Gen Z people understand Roman numerals? Perhaps the NFL will soon abandon numbering Super Bowls using Roman numerals, by popular demand. End of an era, if so.

Posted by: Gref at February 10, 2024 11:04 PM (5fDan)

222 Sitting on the back porch with the puppies. They are annoyed I don't have five hands to pet them all at the same time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 10, 2024 10:24


I got Mr Joe sitting here next to me. Lots of grunting and groaning. He's getting along in years. Sometimes we have grunting contests. He usually wins.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH)

223 206 Any updates on what killed that guy on the Lufthansa plane in Bangkok?
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He had the fish??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 10, 2024 11:07 PM (2yu8s)

224 He had the fish??

Don't blame me! I'm disease free as of last Wed and I have the lab results to prove it

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 10, 2024 11:07 PM (ibTVg)

225 The first Super Bowl was called "The NFC-AFC Championship Game" & played in Los Angeles. The stadium was about half full. Plenty of good seats still available!

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 10, 2024 11:08 PM (NLIak)

226 As BEN would say, IT"S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE"S PERSONIFYING OBAMA's JULIA LIKE IT"S A GOOD THING:"

Rao’s decision to jump into the race began with a kind of break up. She describes her early political life as a romance with Democrats. The courtship started with her first vote for Bill Clinton in 1996 and a ficus plant named Hillary. . .
That all changed after the election of President Donald Trump.

“Post 2016, it became clear to me that the corporate wing of the Democratic Party wasn’t interested in my issues, specifically, so issues of racial justice,” she said. “I was asking, ‘What are we doing about DACA? What are we doing to make communities of color feel safe?’ And it was crickets.”

Those feelings led Rao to publish a breakup note with the Democrats in the Huffington Post. It declared the party had married white women while hooking up with women of color on the side. After her story went viral, Rao realized she had a choice: either walk away or do something about it.


Tell me we're not living in a simulation, these people are unreal!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 10, 2024 11:09 PM (RXyKO)

227 Is that a problem?

>>>>Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at February 10, 2024 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

No...it's a blessing!

Posted by: Too many words at February 10, 2024 11:11 PM (FLZGU)

228 >>Next year's Super Bowl will be Super Bowl LIX.



. . . aaaaaand they must have KISS for the halftime show singing this: http://tinyurl.com/2wzzv6cu

Posted by: Lizzy at February 10, 2024 11:12 PM (RXyKO)

229 I wonder, do any Gen Z people understand Roman numerals? Perhaps the NFL will soon abandon numbering Super Bowls using Roman numerals, by popular demand. End of an era, if so.

Posted by: Gref at February 10, 2024 11:04 PM


Saw an article the other day, many of them can't even read an analog clock!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 10, 2024 11:13 PM (HlyYF)

230 Reading about the first Super Bowl the halftime show was by the "The Los Angeles Ramettes"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2024 11:14 PM (ibTVg)

231 Well, we've reached the deep philosophical portion of the evening, so it's time for me to bow out. Or bow wow. Something like that.

Tomorrow... is a rest day...

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - philologist & phrenologist at February 10, 2024 11:14 PM (ibVcF)

232 10. Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I made mud pies.

---

Yup. When I asked my 4-year nephew how he got help, he rather, no, extremely impatiently, explained, "Control-H" and went back to his keyboard.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 10, 2024 11:15 PM (oDhVq)

233 We always wondered what the strange sounds were under the basement floor! If only we'd known, we'd have stopped those Freedom Fighters from digging those tunnels!

And told them to make the tunnels deeper so no one could hear the digging and movements, to protect Hamas!

By the way, please don't forget to donate during our upcoming 76th Annual From the River to the Sea Funding Drive!

Posted by: UNWRA Bosses in Gaza at February 10, 2024 11:15 PM (5fDan)

234 They can't read cursive handwriting, either. Might as well be Urdu. An unbreakable secret code!

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 10, 2024 11:15 PM (NLIak)

235 So i found a bed frame that I really like, but is it possible that it doesn't need a bed springs? It has a slatted bed base. It just feels weird to me. Does the Horde have any advise?

My son did that with his bed. He got a frame and that purple mattress they were advertising last year. He needed to add a foundation or else the slats would have broken.

Posted by: Advo at February 10, 2024 11:17 PM (VHN21)

236 I got Mr Joe sitting here next to me. Lots of grunting and groaning. He's getting along in years. Sometimes we have grunting contests. He usually wins.
Posted by: Diogenes


We have a lot in common.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at February 10, 2024 11:17 PM (0Htd1)

237 According to the news a Nigerian Bank CEO has died in a helicopter crash. I wonder if that Prince is going to get his money?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 11:17 PM (W/lyH)

238 Here's the sad truth.

UNRWA was specifically created as a vehicle to promote joo hate and facilitate terrorism. So no need to feign surprise. It is what it does.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 11:19 PM (RIvkX)

239 I got Mr Joe sitting here next to me. Lots of grunting and groaning. He's getting along in years. Sometimes we have grunting contests. He usually wins.
Posted by: Diogenes

We have a lot in common.
Posted by: Dr. Jill at February 10, 2024 11:17 PM (0Htd1)


But at least when my 'ol Joe poops, he's trained to do it outside. I don't have to rub his nose in it and smack
him with a newspaper.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 11:20 PM (W/lyH)

240 Court: Plead yea guilty or not? Or innocent because you can't remember if yea be guilty or not.
Biden: Yes, I plead innocent, because I forgot and can't remember, so you should also forget about it. May I be excused now?

Posted by: Warren G. Harding at February 10, 2024 11:20 PM (Ykur4)

241 225 The first Super Bowl was called "The NFC-AFC Championship Game"

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at February 10, 2024 11:08 PM (NLIak)


Sportsball marketing way back then was not what it is today.

Posted by: Gref at February 10, 2024 11:23 PM (5fDan)

242 IPerhaps the NFL will soon abandon numbering Super Bowls using Roman numerals, by popular demand. End of an era, if so.

Posted by: Gref at February 10, 2024 11:04 PM


It was Super Bowl 50 in 2015, not Super Bowl L.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2024 11:24 PM (emlEe)

243 That boob break-in video is a scream!

Thanks, Mis Hum...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2024 10:46 PM (a8Rgt)


I honestly sensed danger coming, but I had no idea they'd be so real and spectacular!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 10, 2024 11:25 PM (oDhVq)

244 226...Those feelings led Rao to publish a breakup note with the Democrats in the Huffington Post. It declared the party had married white women while hooking up with women of color on the side. After her story went viral, Rao realized she had a choice: either walk away or do something about it.

Tell me we're not living in a simulation, these people are unreal!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 10, 2024 11:09 PM (RXyKO)

Shhh! Nobody tell her: Indians are predominantly classified as light brown-dark brown skinned Caucasoids in both North India and South India.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 10, 2024 11:26 PM (Rbu5d)

245 Loved the '24 commandments for 29yr olds' LOL!

Yeah, it's *really* frustrating when hubby asks about dinner, while I'm mowing the lawn!!!!

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2024 11:26 PM (njWTi)

246 I wonder, do any Gen Z people understand Roman numerals?

A lot of "Gen Z people" in their LXX's don't. Are all your jokes by the same writer? Hey, do the one about the stick shift.

Toilet seat, sammich, amirite?

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at February 10, 2024 11:28 PM (zdLoL)

247 201 >>UNRWA did not know what is under its headquarters in Gaza
Also, the UNRWA didn't know that (iirc) 12 UNRWA staffers participated in the 10/7 attack.
But don't you dare accuse the UNWRA of being in league w/Hamas, that would be a crazy accusation, right?!

Posted by: Lizzy
----------------------

So, they are the butt dumbest of the butt dumb.
Not really they have tech assistance from the east.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 10, 2024 11:29 PM (z6FAk)

248 It was Super Bowl 50 in 2015, not Super Bowl L.

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2024 11:24 PM


Yes. The Carolina Panthers took the Super Bowl L in that one.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 10, 2024 11:31 PM (HlyYF)

249 UNRWA has 12,000 employees. It is estimated that 10% are Hamas or terrorist sympathizers.

Deep bench that the US subsidizes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 10, 2024 11:34 PM (R4t5M)

250 243 That boob break-in video is a scream!

Thanks, Mis Hum...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 10, 2024 10:46 PM (a8Rgt)


I honestly sensed danger coming, but I had no idea they'd be so real and spectacular!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 10, 2024 11:25 PM


My wife and her friends would never have a mishap EXACTLY like that video! Plus, they never drink wine.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 10, 2024 11:34 PM (HlyYF)

251 199 Wasn't there a photo of one of the Hamas tunnels where there were empty bags of concrete mix marked as being supplied by the UNRWA?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 10, 2024 10:54 PM (hOUT3)

You are absolutely correct. I saw them in several videos. Later on, Baghdad Bob explained they were only big, fluffy pillows for the hostsges.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 10, 2024 11:36 PM (Wu+am)

252 4 Late, but here. Now, with my luck, I'll fall asleep in a few minutes and miss all the fun.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Hey Ent! Sleep well... Unless you're still awake and just lurking.

Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 11:38 PM (duT0u)

253 Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.


I was elected President of the local chapter. I'll accept this prestigious position...someday.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 10, 2024 11:40 PM (W/lyH)

254 Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
------

People say that I am apathetic...but I don't care.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 10, 2024 11:41 PM (XeU6L)

255 RIP Mojo Nixon indeed. I saw Mojo play in the late 80s at a bar in Baton Rouge on nickel beer night. He played the classics. I Hate Banks, Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant with My Two Heads Love Child, and Don't Want No Foo Foo Haircut. Good times.

Posted by: Solutus at February 10, 2024 11:44 PM (Jnnb9)

256 My wife and her friends would never have a mishap EXACTLY like that video! Plus, they never drink wine.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 10, 2024 11:34 PM (HlyYF)

MH, the boob break-in was laugh-out-loud hilarious. And the helper lady laughed uncontrollably while someone else got it all on video. Priceless!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 10, 2024 11:45 PM (Wu+am)

257 Now I can guess why Ireland was neutral in WW2.

They haven't changed.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 10, 2024 11:46 PM (w6AZl)

258 I wondering who this Mojo Nixon is as I gently herd you all off my lawn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 11:47 PM (RIvkX)

259 255 RIP Mojo Nixon indeed. I saw Mojo play in the late 80s at a bar in Baton Rouge on nickel beer night. He played the classics. I Hate Banks, Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant with My Two Heads Love Child, and Don't Want No Foo Foo Haircut. Good times.

Posted by: Solutus at February 10, 2024 11:44 PM


Nice!

Plus, if you had invited me, I would have bought you 20 beers.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 10, 2024 11:48 PM (HlyYF)

260 This was funny.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8

Posted by: Robert at February 10, 2024 11:48 PM (Z2yLo)

261 Gung Hay Fat Choy! to all the Chinese morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 11:49 PM (RIvkX)

262 LOL, Robert! Video gal definitely has a point.

Er.. Uhm.. I mean.. enough is enough and *too much* IS too much...

Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2024 11:51 PM (njWTi)

263 Now I can guess why Ireland was neutral secretly hoped for Nazi victory in WW2.

They haven't changed.
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 10, 2024 11:46 PM (w6AZl)
====

There.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 10, 2024 11:52 PM (RIvkX)

264 Evening, MisHum and Horde. My coffee maker is gurgling happily in the kitchen. When I made a pot this morning, it took forever to get one cup. Time for a cleaning. Ran some vinegar through, but it never ran through. Upped the ante with some hydrochloric acid, cut with water; some encouragement. Added a little more acid, turned on the heat. Pop! All the acid and water ran out onto the counter. A silicone hose had popped off the coil. Took the coil out of the machine (it's sort of an omega shape), and rodded it out with several drill bits. Flushed it with more acid over the sink. Passage seems clear. Reassembled it, and running a dilute acid wash through it now. Will follow up with two loads of plain water.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 10, 2024 11:55 PM (tkR6S)

265 Hey Ent! Sleep well... Unless you're still awake and just lurking.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 10, 2024 11:38 PM (duT0u)

Doing something else on the other tab.
(salute)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 10, 2024 11:55 PM (Angsy)

266 I understand why the Irish were neutrally biased towards Germany in WWII, hating the Brits as they did/do. But what the hell has Israel ever done to Ireland?

Posted by: RickZ at February 10, 2024 11:57 PM (emlEe)

267 AOP going above and beyond the call of duty---

I would've pitched that coffee pot, wasteful I am, and simply replaced it.

Didja spend less than $25 american to fix it? If so, you win!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:00 AM (njWTi)

268 AOP, your morning coffee sounds . . . complicated.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 12:00 AM (emlEe)

269 Year Of The Dragon.

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:00 AM (njWTi)

270 I'm in the "hopes they both lose" camp...

But, who cares? I'm not a F-ball fan anyway
Posted by: JQ at February 10, 2024 10:14 PM (njWTi)

I got an invite to a Super Bowl party. There will be friends, food, and booze. I don't have to watch the game.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 12:01 AM (tkR6S)

271 Wooden Dragon

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:01 AM (njWTi)

272 260 This was funny.

https://youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8
Posted by: Robert at February 10, 2024 11:48 PM (Z2yLo)

Yes! There's a name for that (alas, learned a zillion years ago in HS), when you talk/write about a subject but never name it. "Anything after that is entirely unethical!"

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 11, 2024 12:03 AM (rK0qD)

273 Excellent, AOP!

It does not matter who wins a ballgame.

Parties are awesome!

Have a lot of fun!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:03 AM (njWTi)

274 Was just looking at another story - the Israeli's are elated that in this facility, they have captured all of the servers of a major data center intact. They think they will be able to recover the communications that Hamas has had with every country, every corporation, and every politician worldwide.

I think some people are shitting bricks tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:21 PM (S6gqv)

There will probably be a huge worldwide reduction in email SPAM and phishing attempts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 12:04 AM (tkR6S)

275 Year Of The Dragon.
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:00 AM (njWTi)
-----

Wooden Dragon
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:01 AM (njWTi)


Whew! That's a relief. Wouldn't want the flamethrower one. Might get me arrested.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 12:05 AM (emlEe)

276 Stepson is a fire tiger-- truly, a force to behold...

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:07 AM (njWTi)

277 I miss caring about the Super Bowl. I miss watching football. But hey, they went political. Away I went.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2024 12:08 AM (8sMut)

278 I got an invite to a Super Bowl party. There will be friends, food, and booze. I don't have to watch the game.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 12:01 AM (tkR6S)

Canada has some amazing beer.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2024 12:10 AM (8sMut)

279 Saira and Shiv [from #114] live in the Country Club neighborhood of Denver. The link is information about this neighborhood.
http://tinyurl.com/9j9fzn8f

One highlight:
Median Home Value
$1,476,019
National
$281,900
Median Rent
$1,604
National
$1,268

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at February 10, 2024 10:32 PM (Rbu5d)

What's really funny is that black folks regard those types as white.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 12:10 AM (tkR6S)

280 Was just looking at another story - the Israeli's are elated that in this facility, they have captured all of the servers of a major data center intact. They think they will be able to recover the communications that Hamas has had with every country, every corporation, and every politician worldwide.

I think some people are shitting bricks tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 10, 2024 10:21 PM (S6gqv)

This is good news. Publish all of it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 11, 2024 12:10 AM (R4t5M)

281 I never cared about teh stoopid bowl, except as its aftermath made my work life more difficult.

Due to the a*holes what would call-in on Monday after, and make more work for the rest of us. Drunken jerks...

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:10 AM (njWTi)

282 Surprised we haven't heard more fireworks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2024 12:11 AM (RIvkX)

283 Surprised we haven't heard more fireworks.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2024 12:11 AM (RIvkX)


The homeless camps would think they're being attacked.

Los ilegales would think it's a free fire zone and start shooting everyone and everything in sight.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 12:15 AM (emlEe)

284 One highlight:
Median Home Value
$1,476,019
National
$281,900
Median Rent
$1,604
National
$1,268

Seems the rent is a bit low. I would think for that area it would be higher.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 11, 2024 12:16 AM (R4t5M)

285 Let me just add:

I wouldn't want any of the hung-over 'lads' to show up anyway-- as we manufactured am.mo...

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:17 AM (njWTi)

286 266 I understand why the Irish were neutrally biased towards Germany in WWII, hating the Brits as they did/do. But what the hell has Israel ever done to Ireland?
Posted by: RickZ



I don't know but the IRA and the PLO had connections. Fairly strong ones at that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 11, 2024 12:17 AM (+YRf1)

287 The Republic of Ireland (Southern Ireland), is not a part of Great Britain, and time was, a great hatred simmered in the Micks, hoping that their kin could drive the hated Brits out of the Six Counties (Northern Ireland), purge the Protestants and have their own island back, whole.

(this is the romanticized version, of yore.)


Fact is, Southern Ireland was SO drilled into by communism, that *any* blow that could be landed against Crown and King, was considered "good", no matter the facts to the contrary.

Hence, their WWII under-the-table support of Germany, in so many forms and ways.

Hitler invading Russia really cranked THAT particular applecart, right onto it's side.

But, the echoes of this carry to this day. Ireland pisses on Israel, as Israel is aligned with Conservative America, tradtional King and Crown Tory England, and the universe of Western Values and Enlightenment, as we know it.

Yeah, Ireland produced many great lawyers and orators. But, also. Bloody terrorists against all that is whole, and safe, and good. Terrorists DO TEND to bond to their own kind, hence, their pro Hamas bent.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2024 12:20 AM (e6UQI)

288 "Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done."

Yup. Giving up everything you enjoy in life, sacrificing your hopes dreams goals and desires, and suppressing yourself and giving up on life just so you can be a production unit for ungrateful people who don't give a tuppenny fuck about you is very very dumb. "Adulthood" is living death.

Posted by: Be a good little mindless cog at February 11, 2024 12:22 AM (pKFK0)

289 Didja spend less than $25 american to fix it? If so, you win!
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:00 AM (njWTi)

Well, maybe an hour of my time, and a dollar's worth of HCl. Time to go run a water flush through it, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 12:26 AM (tkR6S)

290 That thing with the van doesn't seem possible. If it is I want those guys to come paint my dormers.
Posted by: fd


Even if they could get into that position, how will they get back out of it?

Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2024 12:26 AM (DgGvY)

291 I don't know but the IRA and the PLO had connections. Fairly strong ones at that.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 11, 2024 12:17 AM (+YRf1)


True. I had, temporarily, forgotten that. But that was the IRA and terrorism training, IIRC. What, they picked up Jew-hatred along with tips for bomb placement?

Considering Lulu, from Brazil, is literally doubling down on Brazil's contribution to UNRWA, it looks like it's that socialist-terrorist romance. In other words, anti-West as Israel is considered part of The West.

IMAO, the UN is completely nonredeemable. We really need to get the US out of the UN and get the UN out of the US.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 12:27 AM (emlEe)

292
"5. Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done"

"To have reached the age of 30 is to have failed in life."
-- Saki

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2024 12:30 AM (ny95y)

293 Hey Horde, Have not read comments, but the ONT is quite funny tonight, thanks, MisHum.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 11, 2024 12:30 AM (Sgq8y)

294 Canada has some amazing beer.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2024 12:10 AM (8sMut)

But I am in Arizona right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 12:30 AM (tkR6S)

295 AOP, my mom would run vinegar through her coffee makers for cleaning. Yuck, took *so many* rinses to get that taste out. More rinses than she'd actually do...

LOL

Glad you were able to fix it!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:32 AM (njWTi)

296 Noice. I love the 24 commandments part. Today is the 29th anniversary of my 29th birthday.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, stoopid iPad at February 11, 2024 12:33 AM (T/Lqj)

297 Happy birfday anniversary, Pug!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:34 AM (njWTi)

298 294 Canada has some amazing beer.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 11, 2024 12:10 AM (8sMut)

But I am in Arizona right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Watching the Phoenix Open. You brought the cold weather with you? They've had frost delays in the morning. I think it's in the low 50s for a high. Lots of snow in the mountains surrounding the Valley of the Sun.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 11, 2024 12:34 AM (+YRf1)

299
Yup. Giving up everything you enjoy in life, sacrificing your hopes dreams goals and desires, and suppressing yourself and giving up on life just so you can be a production unit for ungrateful people who don't give a tuppenny fuck about you is very very dumb. "Adulthood" is living death.
Posted by: Be a good little mindless cog


Be a loyal plastic robot
For a world that doesn't care

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2024 12:34 AM (63Dwl)

300 Glad you were able to fix it!
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:32 AM (njWTi)

Well, there was an inch of murky acid in the carafe. Ran cold water, and poured that down the drain. Put the carafe back on the plate, and poured two bottles of drinking water into the tank, and water immediately began to perk through the filter basket. I will let those 2 bottles run through, and do two more. Any traces of HCl left will be diluted by about a thousand to one. So less strong than human stomach acid, by far.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 12:37 AM (tkR6S)

301 299
Yup. Giving up everything you enjoy in life, sacrificing your hopes dreams goals and desires, and suppressing yourself and giving up on life just so you can be a production unit for ungrateful people who don't give a tuppenny fuck about you is very very dumb. "Adulthood" is living death.
Posted by: Be a good little mindless cog

Be a loyal plastic robot
For a world that doesn't care
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



https://youtu.be/bXTb2dNMurQ?si=53q8Pou0dJQKhPAd

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 11, 2024 12:38 AM (+YRf1)

302 Watching the Phoenix Open. You brought the cold weather with you? They've had frost delays in the morning. I think it's in the low 50s for a high. Lots of snow in the mountains surrounding the Valley of the Sun.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 11, 2024 12:34 AM (+YRf1)

I wish it would warm up. I have been here since just prior to Christmas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 12:38 AM (tkR6S)

303 Hoping for a break in the rain tomorrow, so I can check radiator level in pickup...

AOP, I don't know if anti-freeze mixture was good enough to resist the super freeze we got a couple weeks ago. Truck is parked on grass, so cannot tell if any leakage.

Besides checking at coolant recovery reservoir and radiator, is there any other way to tell if coolant froze/drained?

Don't know if freeze-plugs (if any on this unit) would even be visible from either above or below. Have only owned this truck for a little over one year...

'02 Sierra, v8

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:44 AM (njWTi)

304 I'm watching Michael Knowles debate three feminists and it is interesting.

He brings up the fact as feminism has increased in power in American women's reported happiness has gone down.

One feminist opposing him argues that's just because women were too dumb to know how bad they had it.

But then another one argues that's because having children makes you unhappy (note women have fewer children now then before feminism) so...I mean...she's kind of making the first feminist's point in an odd way.

They continue then making the point that "justice" is more important then happiness anyway. One wonders how successful the feminist movement in the US would have been if they made that argument from the get go

Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 12:46 AM (ibTVg)

305 Ooops-- '03 Sierra. Vortec 5300

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:46 AM (njWTi)

306 I keep a brand new still in the box coffee maker in the closet, just in case, along with a backup grinder. Silly, maybe, but Covid taught me how fragile the supply chains are.
Cue all the folks who will talk about making cowboy coffee in a sauce pan.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 11, 2024 12:47 AM (3UsVM)

307 Haha, Idaho Spudboy-- I, too, keep a spare coffee pot!

Gotta have my mornin' mud, even if I could 'fix' the old one, don't wanna hafta WAIT

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:53 AM (njWTi)

308 Don't know if freeze-plugs (if any on this unit) would even be visible from either above or below. Have only owned this truck for a little over one year...

'02 Sierra, v8
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 12:44 AM (njWTi)

Probably a 350? Should have frost plugs visible from below. If you some antifreeze protection, but not quite enough, the mixture may gel before it freezes solid, which won't hurt the engine as long as you don't start it at that time.

I'd check the coolant in the rad, if you can. And don't be too surprised if it seems low. Just add a little 50/50 mix, and run the engine, and check for leaks. If you have an antifreeze hydrometer, check the strength of the coolant once it has circulated for a few minutes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 12:56 AM (tkR6S)

309 Thank you, AOP!

I'll check tomorrow. Haven't needed truck since before Christmas, nor moved it since last use.

If rad is low, will have a look underneath after topping off and starting...

Thanks again for your time!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:03 AM (njWTi)

310 Hello horde. Busy day winding down.

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 11, 2024 01:05 AM (BHL6B)

311 Well, the second slug of water ran through the coffee maker, and didn't bring over any scale, like the first one did. And it smelled just like...hot water. Down the sink it went. Washed the carafe and filter basket, and I am calling it good to go for morning.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 01:06 AM (tkR6S)

312 Yay, AOP! Winning the coffee maker war...

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:07 AM (njWTi)

313 Gosh, it's only 10pm (PST) on a Caturday Night...

Hello?

Anybody else out there?

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:10 AM (njWTi)

314 Yay, AOP! Winning the coffee maker war...
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:07 AM (njWTi)

I think I have had it for 9 years. And it came from a yard sale, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 01:10 AM (tkR6S)

315 So one of the feminists debating Knowles is the "Hoe Lawyer". She has a law degree but went into making porn.

She argued that feminism was successful in "destigmatizing women's sexuality".

Knowles turned to her and said "Didn't you say a bunch of law firms turned you down over your other career. Does that mean that feminism really did what you think it did?"

And...he did it with a smile but...oww...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 01:10 AM (ibTVg)

316 AOP, I don't know if you ever watched Barney Miller, but that show had a running gag about coffee and it was very funny.

JQ, How be you this fine evening? I got to protest on my Trump bridge here in blue Mass., it was a nice warm day in February and I had a blast.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 11, 2024 01:11 AM (Sgq8y)

317 I think I have had it for 9 years. And it came from a yard sale, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

LOL!

That's just... awesome.

I love it when folks can get by on the cheap!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:12 AM (njWTi)

318 {{{Debby!}}}

Sounds like an excellent day!

All good here, for now...

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:13 AM (njWTi)

319 I remember watching Barney Miller, but don't specifically remember the coffee gag. Did it involve Fish?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 01:16 AM (tkR6S)

320 Mostly it involved Yemana, played by Jack Soo, he was a perfect choice, I still laugh when I catch it on Youtube or someplace else. Fish was also a great character though.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 11, 2024 01:22 AM (Sgq8y)

321 Hub's birfday has sneaked up on me. I don't have a *plan* yet.

Hard to know in advance, just what he'll be able to stomach. *sigh* Or what he'll be 'in the mood' for...

We're looking at the Big Seven-Oh. And he's got slight mental issue-- hepatic encephalopathy.

At least he's still here, right?

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:23 AM (njWTi)

322 And I think of GnuBreed, right now, as I know he's dealing with what hubby *will someday* also have to face.

Prayers up, dude, wherever and however you are...

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:27 AM (njWTi)

323
"To have reached the age of 30 is to have failed in life."
-- Saki
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
--------

“I intend to live a fast life, die young and be a beautiful corpse,” -- Irene Luce

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2024 01:31 AM (XeU6L)

324 Whuttup, ya mooks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2024 01:31 AM (bo7UB)

325 Say, didn't the Buttweiser woke cvnts drop the Clydesdales a couple years ago? FIL had some sports show in the background, and they were gushing over Clydesdale ads and nostalgia in this Stuporbowel. Guess the ol' memory hole strikes again...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 11, 2024 01:31 AM (Nkq/3)

326 Prayers and a hug for {{GnuBreed}}, prayers and a hug for you too, {{JQ}}, none of this is easy, it is really, really hard. God Bless you both.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 11, 2024 01:31 AM (Sgq8y)

327 My tiny claim to Mojo Nixon fame is that I knew a would-be musician who was one of his and Skid Roper's roadies. Friend of my ex brother-in-law.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2024 01:32 AM (7B5FA)

328 “I intend to live a fast life, die young and be a beautiful corpse,” -- Irene Luce
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 11, 2024 01:31 AM (XeU6L)

----------

Die young, stay pretty.

Posted by: Debbie Harry at February 11, 2024 01:33 AM (bo7UB)

329 Trump I would help putin destroy nato. Time for nato to do its duty to protect itself.

Posted by: raimondo at February 11, 2024 01:35 AM (HOd+L)

330 "Die young, stay pretty."
--------

Well, crap. I missed it. Missed it by a loooonnnng shot.

FML

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:35 AM (njWTi)

331 Thanks, Debby.

It's all good.

Everything could be so much worse, but it isn't. Hahaha

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:37 AM (njWTi)

332 Raimondo's mom always leaves the computer room unlocked when she's entertaining one of her "special guests."

Posted by: Debbie Harry at February 11, 2024 01:37 AM (bo7UB)

333 The band that backed up Carole King on Tapestry was perfect.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2024 01:37 AM (7B5FA)

334 The question: What is a woman? Came around.

One of the feminists flat out refused to answer. When Knowles said "Its just too risky to have an opinion now is that it?" She looked away from the camera and turned red.

The other two feminists decided that transwoman were women but weren't the same as women. See there are two (or more) categories of women - transwomen and...women women. And you could see neither one of them believed a word they were saying.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 01:38 AM (ibTVg)

335 My only 'claim to fame' is that:

I have, personally, handled (produced and/or inspected) over a Billion rounds of am.mo.

Yeah, with a 'B'.

Worth more than money, LOL

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:39 AM (njWTi)

336 The other two feminists decided that transwoman were women but weren't the same as women. See there are two (or more) categories of women - transwomen and...women women. And you could see neither one of them believed a word they were saying.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2024 01:38 AM (ibTVg)

-----------

Sounds like there are some kinks in the activist doctrine that still need to be worked out.

Council of Nicaea II, anyone?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2024 01:40 AM (bo7UB)

337 I keep a brand new still in the box coffee maker in the closet, just in case, along with a backup grinder. Silly, maybe, but Covid taught me how fragile the supply chains are.
Cue all the folks who will talk about making cowboy coffee in a sauce pan.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 11, 2024 12:47 AM (3UsVM)


I may not have the second coffee maker as I have a metal stove top percolator; since I use it hardly at all, my coffee from it sucks but it's coffee. I need to get a spare grinder, though. Years ago, mine just melted. I had to use heavy-duty plastic baggies and pound/crush the beans for a while. The 'grind' was inconsistent, to say the least. Need to get a spare spice grinder, too. Small cheap items which are good to have duplicates of lying around.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 01:41 AM (emlEe)

338 Women have XX chromosomes

Men have XY chromosomes

End of

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:42 AM (njWTi)

339 Cap'n James Tiberius Kirk, vs. the Feminist Supercomputer.

The script, just damn near writes itself.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2024 01:47 AM (e6UQI)

340 Wonder what the "R" stood for?

youtube.com/watch?v=XNUv7MKV6MQ

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:52 AM (njWTi)

341 Doggone it, almost midnight here. Time for a snooze. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2024 01:55 AM (tkR6S)

342 327 My tiny claim to Mojo Nixon fame is that I knew a would-be musician who was one of his and Skid Roper's roadies. Friend of my ex brother-in-law.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 11, 2024 01:32 AM (7B5FA)

I saw Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper play at "The Hump" at UCSD in '87 or '88 I think. One of the merch items was a classic gasoline attendent's shirt, complete with oil stains and "Mojo" on the name patch. I regret not buying one.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 11, 2024 01:57 AM (lg881)

343 G'night, AOP. Thanks again for your suggestions!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 01:59 AM (njWTi)

344 Commenting on commandments:

8. I have 3 plastic bags full of plastic bags. I also have a pile of larger, folded plastic bags. Don't judge me.

14. I can not only touch my toes, I can place my palms on the floor. Neener.

24. Oh gawd yes

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 02:00 AM (w6EFb)

345 Haha, Miley! Yeah, I gots plastic bags full of plastic bags too. "Free" trashcan liners! WooHoo!

And boy howdy, is 'old age' coming at a Bad Time!

How are ya?

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 02:02 AM (njWTi)

346
I miss caring about the Super Bowl. I miss watching football. But hey, they went political. Away I went.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

============

I miss caring about the movies. The Oscars will be happening in about a month, and I'll be skipping them for the lost-counth-year in a row. But I remember watching them and getting all worked up if my favs didn't win, enjoying the glitz and actors out of costume being themselves. Now I don't even know who/what the nominees are and I couldn't care less who gets awarded for checking a box.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 11, 2024 02:03 AM (ny95y)

347 ...14. I can not only touch my toes, I can place my palms on the floor. Neener.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 02:00 AM (w6EFb)



I can do that, too.

It's how I push myself back up, after I've fallen into a nap on the deep pile Persian rug in the living room.

And the Japs *thought* they had something going with the Tatami mat.

Best FIRM mattress in the world, is a +1,200 knot count Persian Rug atop a hardwood floor. That 3/4" thick, hand knotted, woolen rug will best most every mattress made. Not all. But, most.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2024 02:06 AM (e6UQI)

348 It's so pathetic, now that all the "awards" are only for BS rather than excellence...

Discrimination
Exclusion
Incompetence

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 02:07 AM (njWTi)

349 I'm to the snoozer, y'all.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2024 02:12 AM (e6UQI)

350 And boy howdy, is 'old age' coming at a Bad Time!

How are ya?

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 02:02 AM (njWTi)

Things are pretty good overall, JQ. Frankly, there is no good time to be old. The silver lining is that I know a lot more useful stuff than a largish percentage of youngsters (defined as those who can get the hell off my lawn), and that gives me an edge that may be more valuable now than 30 years ago.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 02:16 AM (w6EFb)

351 LOL Jim! I need more softness than that for my highly flexible bod.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 02:18 AM (w6EFb)

352 Hear hear, Miley! Let the youngsters continue to underestimate us.. and GTFO our lawns..

Glad you have publius to stand with you!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 02:26 AM (njWTi)

353 Things are pretty good overall, JQ. Frankly, there is no good time to be old. The silver lining is that I know a lot more useful stuff than a largish percentage of youngsters (defined as those who can get the hell off my lawn), and that gives me an edge that may be more valuable now than 30 years ago.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 02:16 AM (w6EFb)


Oh, like math: Estimating windage at 75 yards.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 02:27 AM (emlEe)

354 Math ist verboten!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 02:29 AM (njWTi)

355 Miley, whatcha planning for your garden this year?

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 02:31 AM (njWTi)

356 Math ist verboten!
Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 02:29 AM (njWTi)


SSSHHHhhh! That's our secret weapon. The times tables are firmly implanted into my brain. Others may know Avogadro's Number the same way, e.g.

All of us together, we'll beat SkyNet yet!

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 02:33 AM (emlEe)

357 What'd I miss?

Posted by: Shai in Ashkelon at February 11, 2024 02:41 AM (k16HJ)

358 RickZ. Times tables. Oh, no... I fear for the young 'uns.

My nephew (age-wise, should be grand-nephew, age hasn't even been taught how to read yet!!!! Yes, I blame my sibling for this! Should've been teaching that boy *before* school-age, but oh, no.... UGH!

Anyway... I remember the times tables. The drills, every day: 1 times 1 is 1. 1 times 2 is 2... blah blah blah.

But it worked.

My parents read to me, and all my siblings, every night. We ALL could read and write, before 1st grade!

Oh. Right. "YT privilege" or some shiite.

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 02:42 AM (njWTi)

359 A brief commercial announcement: broad, golden sand beaches, transparent Mediterranean water, local seafood... within range of Gaza, if you wanted to go private. (Pro tip: why bother when the IDF is so effective?)

Posted by: Shai in Ashkelon at February 11, 2024 02:46 AM (k16HJ)

360 Not sure old or just moew recent wear and tear but I am aching in a few places. Seems a tiny better every day but not stopping can't be helping it.

Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2024 02:48 AM (fwDg9)

361 JQ, I learned to count before entering first grade playing card games with my older siblings and parents. Then the nuns, with their rulers, yardsticks and pointers, took over.

Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2024 02:49 AM (emlEe)

362 I guess being able to do math in your head is seen as witchcraft by the smartphone generation. I've used geometry to get 90 degree corners in gardens, and algebra to mix milk and cream for the correct fat percentage.

Anyway, the garden planning is very seat-of-the-pants at the moment, JQ. I need to sit down and sort my seed packets for indoor sowing. Bought a bunch on sale last summer/fall, but will no doubt buy more.

That damned garden thread got me all worked up over tomatoes.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 02:51 AM (w6EFb)

363 Plenty to love about okra! Indeed, much of that whole Malvaceae family, yet another fabulous gift of The Creator: okra, cotton, hibiscus, cacao, and for those so inclined, durian.
I assert God is a conservative not because, for example, the variety of beetles and economically important plant species, but because of what we might call the nuanced variation within groups.

Posted by: Shai in Ashkelon at February 11, 2024 03:03 AM (k16HJ)

364 RickZ-- all us kids could read and count, long before "school". I don't understand why sibling doesn't teach the lil guy? If I lived closer, would take it upon myself to do so! The boy is smart, but gets practically zero parental participation in his "education". I weep!

Miley-- oh, today's tomato-heavy garden thread got me going, too!

But I prefer the 'classics' like Brandywine and Sweet 100. That through-and-through purple one got my attention though... wonder if it has good flavor?

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 03:05 AM (njWTi)

365 That damned garden thread got me all worked up over tomatoes.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 02:51 AM (w6EFb)

We are in the time of year when you’re supposed to be doing stuff to prepare to plant but it always seems too early until you realize it’s already overdue.

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 11, 2024 03:06 AM (BHL6B)

366 Reading tha5 last comment makes me think Kamala and I share a scriptwriter.

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 11, 2024 03:07 AM (BHL6B)

367 Why create 163 sexes of humans? 2 always worked for me!
Oth, what was He thinking with all those hummingbirds?

Posted by: Shai in Ashkelon at February 11, 2024 03:13 AM (k16HJ)

368 I should be planting peas outdoors and tomatoes indoors right now.

Not happening because I grow in containers on the deck, and our deck needs to be replaced-- this year! It's scary, I've already put a foot thru it... lucky I wasn't injured!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 03:13 AM (njWTi)

369 Num 6,24-26, y'all! Have a good day!

Posted by: Shai in Ashkelon at February 11, 2024 03:17 AM (k16HJ)

370 I keep seed packets in the spare fridge, out in the shop...

Have grown squash from 10y.o. seeds, so I think they'll all 'keep' for another year...

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 03:18 AM (njWTi)

371
Garden time will be here before you think it will, indeed.

I'm gonna plant a little less corn that I did last year. That nearly killed me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 11, 2024 03:22 AM (w6EFb)

372
Oh, Happy Chicom New Year. It's was the New Moon today, which starts the Chicom lunar new year.

I looked that up, understood it (well, roughly), and have now forgotten the details. Oh well, Happy Chicom New Year anyway.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 11, 2024 03:25 AM (w6EFb)

373
Fun fact, on average, the start of somebody's new year in whatever calendar system they use happens about once very two months.

So, within 2 months, it's new year's day somewhere all the time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 11, 2024 03:27 AM (w6EFb)

374 Gang hai fai choi. As they say in Chinatown.

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 11, 2024 03:28 AM (BHL6B)

375 Congratulations and Good Luck, all! Happy Chinese (non-commie) New Year!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 03:28 AM (njWTi)

376
The past couple of hours, I got off on a tangent of reading up on the history of what became The Internet. It started with "ARPANET", Darpa/Defense project for a fault tolerant packet-switched network (which was originally judged to be a crazy idea).

Back the late '60s and '70s, the foundation for what became the Internet was laid. Those guys had no clue, no idea, how well and to what degree their little crazy project was going to scale....

The done good, but at the time, they had no idea of how good they were really doing it. There was stuff they could've done better if they'd known how big it was going to be, but they didn't know. But what they did do was just amazing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 11, 2024 03:40 AM (w6EFb)

377 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2024 03:46 AM (T4tVD)

378 Hiya JT

How you?

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 03:49 AM (njWTi)

379 That through-and-through purple one got my attention though... wonder if it has good flavor?

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 03:05 AM (njWTi)

Me too. I also wonder if the color is stable during cooking, or if it bleeds out like purple beans etc. If not, it could make for some very interesting marinara. Maybe mix it with a bunch of other varieties.

Black strawberry, Rutgers 250, San Marzano. One of those heart tomatoes was supposed to be acidic, and I know Publius' mama loves those.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 03:50 AM (w6EFb)

380 Hiya JT

How you?
Posted by: JQ

Hiya JQ !

Attempting to wake up.

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2024 03:53 AM (T4tVD)

381 Lol, publius. Exhubby tried to explain ARPANET (or whatever it was called by .mil in the early 80's) to me... but couldn't, due to security regs I think

We got 'online' such as it was, thru Compuserve, mid-80s. And then local BBS.

I couldn't afford a computer when we divorced, so didn't go online again until early 90s. Pre-AOL, it was all command-line. I've forgotten more than I ever learned, LOL...

FTP and so forth... PINE email...

So loooonnnng ago.

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 03:57 AM (njWTi)

382 363 Plenty to love about okra! Indeed, much of that whole Malvaceae family

Yes indeed! My white okra didn't take, and I only bought a spoonful of seeds. I think I have 8 left, and I may plant them in the raised bed. That's what I did with the burgundy okra last summer and I got a a few cups of seeds from a handful of plants. Damn things grew 7 ft high. Beautiful. Far from the other okra in the garden, several hundred feet away, so they should be fine.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 03:57 AM (w6EFb)

383 My white okra didn't take, and I only bought a spoonful of seeds

White guilt ?

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2024 04:00 AM (T4tVD)

384 365 it always seems too early until you realize it’s already overdue.

Posted by: Pete Bog at February 11, 2024 03:06 AM (BHL6B)

Our last frost date is the first week of May, and I've found that starting tomato seeds indoors around March 30 always works out fine.

Now it's herb time. Parsley and other exotica.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 04:01 AM (w6EFb)

385 Miley, I'd use those purple tomatoes as garnish on salads. Probably wouldn't hold color during cooking? So few veggies do...

Doubt we'll have much garden this year. Just not enough time or space to devote.

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 04:01 AM (njWTi)

386 I'm gonna plant a little less corn that I did last year. That nearly killed me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 11, 2024 03:22 AM (w6EFb)

It nearly killed both of us. 25 foot rows this time, dear heart!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 04:03 AM (w6EFb)

387 Nood Pixy

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 04:04 AM (njWTi)

388 White guilt ?

Posted by: JT at February 11, 2024 04:00 AM (T4tVD)

Ha! Nah, I think they need direct sowing. Which I didn't do. They died after transplant (into the raised bed).

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2024 04:07 AM (w6EFb)

389 Hubby always wants me to plant corn. We don't have room for it anymore...

It's the least-efficient crop, space-wise, AFAIK

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 04:09 AM (njWTi)

390 Miley, I've transplanted okra successfully--

Got to t-plant while it's still very tiny, like within a week of sprouting. Roots are very sensitive!

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 04:10 AM (njWTi)

391 Corn can be transplanted too-- keeps the damned rodents from digging it up--

Pre-sprout on damp paper towels, like ya did in the 70s with potseeds. Then, plant in soil & let grow for 2-3 weeks before planting out.

Posted by: JQ at February 11, 2024 04:14 AM (njWTi)

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