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"The Border Never Closes:" Democrat Senator Chris Murphy Admits The Border "Deal," Which Biden Claims Authorizes Him to Close the Border, Will Never, Ever Close the Border
Chris Murphy brags about how pro-immigration the "deal" is. I believe this part of it.
It's "bipartisan" because Corporate Fake Republicans like McConnell and Lankford and Thune and Corwyn are and always have been open borders fanatics who must be driven from office if the Republic is to be saved.
Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT Minutes ago, the text of the bipartisan national security funding bill was released. It: -funds Ukraine, Israel, and humanitarian relief
-secures our border and reforms our asylum law 1/ As the co-author of the immigration provisions, here's a THREAD on the key elements:
2/ First - it would be easy to just keep immigration and border policy as a political cudgel for another 40 years. But politics at its best is about finding bipartisan compromise on the toughest issues. That's what we've done here. Here's a snapshot of what's in the bill.
Non-adversarial proceedings = no one checking the illegals' fake claims of political persecution which makes them eligible for asylum. As Brett Weinstein said (see the sidebar), these illegal aliens make no claims of political persecution when en route to the US. They all admit they're crossing the border for economic reasons. It's only when they get to the border and are given a guide to defrauding the US government and its citizens by leftwing Soros-funded NGOs that they discover they're supposed to lie and claim they're seeking political asylum.
Chris Murphy
@ChrisMurphyCT 3/ A quicker, fairer asylum process. No more 10 yr wait. Claims processed in a non-detained, non-adversarial way in 6 months.
A slightly higher asylum screening standard at the border."Slightly." LOL.
Also, no more waiting for work permits. Most asylum seekers can work immediately.So there's even more incentive to illegally cross the border and make false political asylum claims?
Perfect! No one can be denied entry again -- and if we do deny a terrorist entry, we have to pay for their lawyer to fight the denial.
4/ A brand new right to legal representation for all immigrants. Remember when Trump denied lawyers to victims of the Muslim ban? Never again.
And...the first ever government paid-for lawyers for young unaccompanied minors. A long standing injustice righted.Boy this "deal" sure seems awfully stacked on the "benefits for illegals" side of the "deal." Here's "the border never closes" line: He makes it clear that even when illegals exceed 5,000 per day (or 150,000 per 30-day month, 20,000 higher than the absolute peak monthly illegal immigration under Trump), the border is not closed. Illegals are just processed at official ports of entry rather than ad hoc at the border.
It's not even closing the border, as Biden has repeatedly claimed it was -- it's just "funneling" the illegals to official points of entry, where the law already requires aliens to enter through. Now Murphy admits that this power merely to "funnel" illegals to ports of entry is only usable a "limited number of days per year."
5/ A requirement the President to funnel asylum claims to the land ports of entry when more than 5,000 people cross a day. The border never closes, but claims must be processed at the ports.
Ah-ha! Even when Biden "closes the border," which Murphy admits never happens, but instead just results in claims being processed at ports of entry, exceptions are still made for "emergency cases!" And all of these people are already lying about being political asylum seekers! But they'll never be coached into also claiming "emergency" status, huh? This nasty skull-faced catamite James Lankford is in full-court lying mode:
This allows for a more a more orderly, humane asylum processing system. 6/ But...important checks on that power. It can only be used for a limited number of days per year. It sunsets in 3 years. Emergency cases that show up in between the ports still need to be accepted. The ports must process a minimum of 1400 claims a day.
Really?
Sen. James Lankford
@SenatorLankford The Border Emergency Authority has been the most misunderstood or maybe just misrepresented parts of the bill. Some people have said it would mean 5,000 people a day are coming into the country every day. That is absurd and untrue
The emergency authority is not designed to let 5,000 people in, it is designed to close the border and turn 5,000 people around.
Yeahhhhhhh right. I don't want to start any rumors, but James Lankford looks like the kind of guy who funnels illegal trespassers into his own ports of entry, if you catch my meaning.
The Border Emergency Authority only lasts 3 yrs to force this Admin to shut down the border & to give time for the next POTUS to hire more agents & more officers. After three years, the emergency authority expires because we should have regained full control of our border by then
Julio Rosas
@Julio_Rosas11 I've been covering the border since 2019 and this border bill is exactly what's wrong with how D.C. tries to "fix" a problem: Spends more money, gives more power to the feds, and doesn't actually solve the problem. Again, a bill from Congress is not needed to solve the acute problem at the border. Biden just needs to undo the executive orders he signed on day one. The historic influx of illegal immigrants was started by the policies his administration has recklessly pursued.
Nick Searcy, iNSURRECTIONAL FILM & TELEVISION STARMike Johnson restates: this bill says "the border never closes," despite Biden's and Lankford's claims to the contrary, and is dead on arrival.
@yesnicksearcy You are compromised and you have been exposed. No one will ever believe you again.
Neoliberal tough-guy Dan Crenshaw, on the other hand, is mocking people opposed to the bill, calling their claims "bizarre."
Speaker Mike Johnson
@SpeakerJohnson I've seen enough. This bill is even worse than we expected, and won't come close to ending the border catastrophe the President has created. As the lead Democrat negotiator proclaimed: Under this legislation, "the border never closes." If this bill reaches the House, it will be dead on arrival.
Dan Crenshaw"lol." Fucking scumbag.
@DanCrenshawTX
Unfortunately there's a lot of emotion about this border deal and no analysis of the facts by people who should know better. Many people (who are apparently very fast readers!) have already tweeted completely false statements about the legislation. Gonna be a great week, lol!
Tune in for an objective look at this border deal as I read through it. Just facts. Not emotion. It's important to address some of the more bizarre concerns right away. "Why do we need new laws? Isn't current law enough?" Obviously we do need new laws. That's why Republicans passed HR2, which was mostly new immigration law. Those advocating for HR2 can't also claim we don't need new laws. This bill isn't HR2, but my simple standard will be "does it decrease illegal immigration or not?" And if we didn't need new laws, why was immigration so out of control even when Trump was President? Our laws have too many loopholes. Trump had to make an international agreement with Mexico to get the border under control. It surprises me that I have to say this, but I will: WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO RELY ON MEXICO TO SECURE OUR BORDER. We should be able to rely on laws that are clear enough so that no President can bypass them.This is so stupid -- people are saying "we don't need new laws" to rebut Biden's claim he needs legal authority to enforce the border. He already has that authority -- he is currently choosing not to use that authority. He wants goodies for illegals in exchange for... well, for nothing. While this bill gives him the authority to close the border -- I mean, funnel illegals to ports of entry -- when and only when illegal crossings exceed 5000 per day, nothing in the law requires him to exercise this authority. We are granting Biden and Schumer everything they want, and in exchange, we give Biden discretionary authority to close the border -- I mean, funnel illegals to ports of entry -- if he feels like using it. Thusfar in his presidency, he has not chosen to enforce the border at all. He's actually taken Texas to court for daring to seal off parts of their own border! Why would Eyepatch John McCain think he can lie to us and make us believe Biden's going to become Joe Border Hawk with this discretionary authority? Which is barely any new authority at all! If more than 5000 illegals cross in one day, Biden can -- if he feels like it -- "funnel excess illegals to official ports of entry." How does this help protect the border? It doesn't. It makes it officially open. And fuck this neocon cunt for pretending otherwise. Is there no one in his district who will man up and run against him?
An utter disaster. Here’s a thread of the Dems bragging about what an open-borders victory this bill would be.
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) February 5, 2024
As Murphy puts it “The Border NEVER closes!” https://t.co/dvSbi6sp9O
Not only does this bill codify 1.5 million illegal border crossings into law, but the "border emergency" that automatically gets implemented at 5,000 crossings per day in a week can be overturned by Joe Biden.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) February 5, 2024
And in case 1.5 million illegals isn't enough, it also locks in green… pic.twitter.com/pZRV4iymph
BREAKING: Dems Senate Leader Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) EXPLODES, says if the bill is killed, America will regret it, Ukraine will lose the war, Israel will not defeat Hamas, Palestinians will starve to death and Americans might fight in Europe. WATCHpic.twitter.com/Qk0gLIKxpq
— Simon Ateba (@simonateba) February 5, 2024
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 05, 2024 03:56 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2024 03:57 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 05, 2024 03:57 PM (gRkj7)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2024 03:57 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 03:58 PM (nSm9j)
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But remember, you can't vote for his Democrat opponent in November because we need Crenshaw in the House and not a Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 05, 2024 03:59 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 03:59 PM (YofvK)
“There are some in the Senate and in the House who are desperately trying to sabotage it for other reasons. Maybe they think that securing the border would help [President] Biden politically. Which, of course it would, but I want to secure the border. That’s what I told my voters I would do,” Crenshaw said.
Asked about Trump, though, Crenshaw told a CNN reporter to not “create some kind of drama here.”
“Stop instigating against border security,” Crenshaw said. “If the bill sucks, the bill sucks. But we don’t know if the bill sucks.”
Posted by: Super Conservative Border Hawk Dan Crenshaw at February 05, 2024 03:59 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 03:58 PM (nSm9j)
It's almost like the average voter is an idiot....
Posted by: Dr. T at February 05, 2024 03:59 PM (bhRsz)
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"Wait...Israel will lose to Hamas?"
-The Far Left, suddenly very confused
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)
Listen to this man, he speaks wisdom!!
- miss Lindsey
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:00 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Blutarski at February 05, 2024 04:00 PM (Fwuhb)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 05, 2024 04:00 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2024 03:57 PM (N1tpc) "
corollary: if the people who ostensibly represent us weren't so into preemptive surrender we could win things
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at February 05, 2024 04:00 PM (QwWES)
I can live with 2-3 of those.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 05, 2024 04:01 PM (bhRsz)
This fight illustrates why Biden chooses to ignore faithful execution of law, and instead acts like a King. He cannot get Congress to pass a law allowing him to do what he's been doing, so he just ramps up HIS illegality, because he knows no one can stop him.
Our system depends on virtuous people faithfully executing our duly-passed laws. What we have is rampant criminality.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (6AlZ/)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (wtvvX)
It just makes sense, you know - millions of low paid jobs are being replaced by automation. So millions of unskilled illiterate peasants, unvetted, unknown and pouring across the borders are just the ticket.
Are there any decent human beings left out there in Washington city??
Show your work
Posted by: Common Tater at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (gRkj7)
There's a Venn diagram in there someplace.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 03:58 PM (nSm9j)
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He will get re elected ecause the local party control is funded by the GOPe & they will make damn sure his primary opponent is an idiot.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (NwTOZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (NwTOZ)
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I'd vote for the idiot. Can't be any worse than Crenshaw.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 05, 2024 04:03 PM (gRkj7)
14 Coryn is a yes vote for the bill.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 05, 2024 04:00 PM (MeG8a)
Didn’t he say he had “reservations”? I guess the bribe amount was increased.
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:03 PM (YofvK)
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Not passing the bill means Ukraine is finally put out of it's misery?
Sell me more.
Posted by: Methos at February 05, 2024 04:03 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 05, 2024 03:59 PM (bhRsz)
Well, Crenshaw’s district is in Houston, the same city that gave us Sheila Jackson Lee. I’m frankly surprised she wasn’t elected mayor there.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 04:03 PM (nSm9j)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2024 04:03 PM (9ubby)
I think the fact Eyepatch went on SNL after that showed he really wants to be liked and popular with the mainstream. Would have been better to just ignore the whole thing (who even watches SNL?)
Posted by: brak at February 05, 2024 04:04 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 04:04 PM (NwTOZ)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:05 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (YofvK)
I don't remember whether I got mad or not, but I'm not apologizing to the poster child for dirty needles.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 05, 2024 04:05 PM (bhRsz)
The new immigration bill does not completely shut down the border. Instead, it aims to enhance border security and address challenges related to migration. The bill includes provisions to tighten the asylum system, improve infrastructure, and manage the record-high crossings at the southern border. While it seeks to strengthen security measures, it does not result in a complete closure of the border.
.. the first sentence is factual (for the most part) and the remainder is political nonsense
Posted by: Hans Conrad Schumann at February 05, 2024 04:05 PM (RHGPo)
I swear - I believe that Sundowning Joe Biden's brain is flashing back to the deal that Tip O'Neill made with Reagan. He thinks he can snooker Republicans now in just the same way they were snookered back then.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2024 04:05 PM (nOUPg)
Posted by: $ at February 05, 2024 04:05 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: four seasons at February 05, 2024 04:05 PM (PisyI)
Willowed.
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Last year I took my daughter to Anthrax. She loved it, and we didn't get the disease.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2024 04:00 PM (9ubby)
Who's still in that band?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 05, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Scott Ian, Charlie Benante, Joey Belladonna, Frank Bello and Jonathon Donais.
Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 04:04 PM (FMmp3)
Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2024 04:06 PM (FMmp3)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 05, 2024 04:06 PM (++4z6)
- every immigration deal since the 80s
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:07 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: DOYLE at February 05, 2024 04:07 PM (Z8Yh2)
Too late.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 05, 2024 04:07 PM (DTX3h)
Look at all the provisions. That's exactly what is buried in the text.
The "Great Replacement" isn't a fantasy. It's right here in plain words.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:07 PM (OZtA4)
Posted by: Montec
Not mad, it was just another convenient opportunity to point out the hypocrisy of the left. That and nothing more.
"Make your enemy live up to their own rules."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 04:07 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: DOYLE at February 05, 2024 04:07 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2024 04:07 PM (NwTOZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
The original band was playing when we went last year. Their 40th year.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2024 04:07 PM (9ubby)
HOWEVER, both SD senators Thune and Rounds are planning on voting for the bill.
These three are in cahoots on everything so she is merely running cover for them.
The lone SD representative, Dusty Johnson will vote for it if it comes to the House.
Because of course he will.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 05, 2024 04:07 PM (sTzSX)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 05, 2024 04:08 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:08 PM (4p0Xq)
Sell me more.
Posted by: Methos at February 05, 2024 04:03 PM (Dnobf)
He had me at "Palestinians will starve to death."
Posted by: Dr. T at February 05, 2024 04:08 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 05, 2024 04:08 PM (Dc73h)
In different operations carried out in January 2024, Mexican immigration authorities rescued 2,501 migrants in Puebla, including 319 Ecuadorians.
The Attorney General’s Office of Mexico began investigations for the probable crime of human trafficking and five Mexicans were linked to the process.
http://tinyurl.com/2mzfaa55
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 04:08 PM (D7oie)
Out: A chicken in every pot
In: A Senator in every border crossing catamite
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 04:08 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 05, 2024 04:08 PM (snyZJ)
Posted by: DOYLE at February 05, 2024 04:07 PM (Z8Yh2)
Money changes everything.
Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at February 05, 2024 04:08 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:09 PM (OZtA4)
Hahahaha -
So much subtle Cruelty.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 04:09 PM (suRnK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:09 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)
It is how we keep Johnson in charge...and he is the ONLY reason this won't be law.
So, find a DAMN REAL R, Texas. This should not be hard there!
Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2024 04:09 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 05, 2024 04:09 PM (9Eyyt)
And their gold plated healthcare plans need to be gifted to the illegals.
And their bank accounts.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 04:10 PM (yHA2r)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2024 04:10 PM (V8he0)
ok. no surprise here. trump will be re-elected and riots will break out the next day that will make summer 2020 look like nothing
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 05, 2024 04:10 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 04:10 PM (suRnK)
If you don't agree to puberty blockers and life destroying surgery, your son will commit suicide.
The left goes real hard when they are applying emotional blackmail.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:10 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2024 04:11 PM (llON8)
And I thought Ace would end that sentence with “run over him.”
Posted by: RI Red at February 05, 2024 04:11 PM (CTjQI)
The bill gives power to Mayorkas, or whoever is in his seat, to grant asylum claims. No court necessary.
The bill makes DC Circuit Court the court of any judicial arbitration. If you want to declare the law unconstitutional, you don't take it to SCOTUS. You take it to DC court.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:11 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Blutarski at February 05, 2024 04:11 PM (Fwuhb)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:11 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 05, 2024 04:08 PM (snyZJ)
Poked out by a tranny hooker.
Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 04:11 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:11 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2024 04:11 PM (V8he0)
It helps when you have both eyes.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 04:11 PM (suRnK)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 05, 2024 04:10 PM (B1FKF)
Wait until Trump says that the first thing he'll do as GEOTUS 2: Electric Boogaloo will be to deport evey single illegal alien from the USA. Then it's going to be 'lit', as the yoots say these days.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2024 04:11 PM (nOUPg)
@SpeakerJohnson
I've seen enough. This bill is even worse than we expected, and won't come close to ending the border catastrophe the President has created. As the lead Democrat negotiator proclaimed: Under this legislation, "the border never closes."
If this bill reaches the House, it will be dead on arrival.
........
Geez dude, that's why you're not supposed to read it.
Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (v0R5T)
As foe Eyepatch, he should shut his mouth and stop reminding us what a Judas he is.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (tT6L1)
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This guy thinks we are idiots. Or he's an idiot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (fs1hN)
Pushing a turd log of this size with basically no redeeming features, one you'd like to think doomed to fail can only further rile the base and put the spotlight on the specifics.
Who does that hurt the most?
Then again with cvcks like Eyepatch walking the fine line maybe the Dims will be able to blame the illegal invasion on those "extremist" MAGAites and their "obstruction" though I doubt it.
Illegal immigration has been a problem forever and at peak awful the last 3+ years and now you push a "solution" in an election year and now it's MAGA's problem? Yeah right.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (wW1qL)
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This guy thinks we are idiots. Or he's an idiot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (fs1hN)
He's a WEF tool.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 05, 2024 04:00 PM (MeG8a)
Didn’t he say he had “reservations”? I guess the bribe amount was increased.
I have reservations about swimming in a sewage treatment plant. This is worse.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (CsUN+)
Every fucking person who crosses our border.
If they don't want a chip, they get one anyway and then are deported. If they get within ten miles of the US, it explodes.
I'm done with this horse shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 04:13 PM (yHA2r)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 05, 2024 04:13 PM (lTGtQ)
I dream that the Mexican Attorney General will find links to American Congresscritters and not take a bribe to not prosecute them.
I know, that's not how Mexico does business, but it would be hilarious.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 05, 2024 04:13 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 04:10 PM
Eye rape from an illegal. Get to it Jose.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:13 PM (4p0Xq)
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This guy thinks we are idiots. Or he's an idiot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (fs1hN)
He's a WEF tool.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (xcxpd)
VA took out Cantor when he got overconfident. How can TX not take out Crenshaw? It should be a gimme in the 2024 environment...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2024 04:13 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
I guess he isn't going to run for reelection then.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 05, 2024 04:14 PM (lTGtQ)
Crenshaw claimed he was live-tweeting the bill as he read it. The tweet you reference was in the middle of that time. IOW, he was scolding people for talking about the bill before reading it while he was still reading the bill and making claims about it.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:14 PM (R38qh)
I'm done with this horse shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched
It moved.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 05, 2024 04:14 PM (tCKcr)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2024 04:14 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 04:14 PM (suRnK)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (fs1hN)
Embrace the healing power of "and."
Posted by: Dr. T at February 05, 2024 04:14 PM (bhRsz)
This guy thinks we are idiots. Or he's an idiot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM
Embrace the power of AND.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:15 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:15 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:15 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 05, 2024 04:10 PM (B1FKF)
Might as well get the party started. There ain’t no way out except through.
Posted by: RI Red at February 05, 2024 04:16 PM (CTjQI)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:10 PM (fs1hN)
Except when they are guilting you over your supposed "hatred of America for your insistence for arguing against what I have decided is correct"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 04:16 PM (D7oie)
And, BTW, I thought "Mika" was the name of a virus.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2024 04:16 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:15 PM (i9ffA)
Wasn't he the one banging Madison Cornbread?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2024 04:16 PM (llON8)
i thought it just meant he had become a unilateralist.
Posted by: anachronda at February 05, 2024 04:16 PM (v3pYe)
I'm done with this horse shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Is there a Nurse News Letter? Count me in as a subscriber. I like the cut of your jib lady.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:15 PM (i9ffA)
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*scratches chin* Good point.
Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (i9ffA)
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This guy thinks we are idiots. Or he's an idiot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (fs1hN)
He's a WEF tool.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:12 PM (xcxpd)
VA took out Cantor when he got overconfident. How can TX not take out Crenshaw? It should be a gimme in the 2024 environment...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2024 04:13 PM (exHjb)
Many buy his 'war hero' bullshit. Most people don't actually pay attention to their masters and what they say.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (xcxpd)
his district is part wealthy Houston exurbs that like Bush style RINO politics
in the less wealthy areas he can just pull the vet card for his conservative cred
Posted by: brak at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: fd at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (vFG9F)
I thought it meant he was a committed Onanist.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (suRnK)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Which is why the GOP is so angry. They were hoping this would destroy any chance that Trump could fix the problem, and therefore remove a big reason for people to vote for him.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (lTGtQ)
Common Core math is back.
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 05, 2024 04:18 PM (JkCto)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (wtvvX)
No.
Posted by: tits on a boar hog at February 05, 2024 04:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 05, 2024 04:18 PM (++4z6)
Do they really believe the average person can't understand this.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:18 PM (OZtA4)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 05, 2024 04:19 PM (ibTVg)
Long Term US Treasury Bonds?
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 04:19 PM (suRnK)
This Bill hits the jugular.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 04:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2024 04:16 PM (1bNHn)
It is, it causes pin-headedness.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 04:19 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 05, 2024 04:16 PM (llON
Maybe, I never cared about that. Point was, as long as McCarthy was Speaker, the fix was in and we were set up to be screwed. McCarthy would *never* have tried to block this bill; getting him to quit Congress completely was the only really good thing that happened in the House this session.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:19 PM (i9ffA)
Portions of the wall have temporary gates installed to be opened briefly during animal migrations. The feds have welded the gates open!
Texas has placed concertina wire across open sections of the border to slow the wave of illegal immigrants. The feds have used telehandlers to remove the wire!
The federal government is currently aiding and abetting the illegal invasion of our country ... and lying about it!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 04:19 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Tom Servo"
Thank you for pointing that out. It ain't over yet though.
They threw this shit out there to compromise on.
Posted by: fd at February 05, 2024 04:20 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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McCarthy still has enough loyalists that if Speaker Johnson ever let this have a vote, it would pass the House.
God help us.
Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2024 04:20 PM (G0vdT)
Do they really believe the average person can't understand this.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:18 PM (OZtA4)
Have you met the average person lately?
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:20 PM (YofvK)
The Republican Party.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:20 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 04:20 PM (wW1qL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2024 04:20 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 05, 2024 04:21 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 05, 2024 04:21 PM (edHw7)
i thought it just meant he had become a unilateralist.
Posted by: anachronda
Where's Odysseus when you really need him?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 04:21 PM (IG4Id)
I don't care if their entire country is lost to Russia.
Posted by: garrett at February 05, 2024 04:14 PM
I know some people that live there. Good people and I hope the best for them. But if they can't win a war with all the support we've given them then it's time to stop the grift. In fact if it all went to where it was supposed to, it might be a different story. I spent the weekend doing my business and personal taxes. I work my ass off for these fucks to grift away with my money. Sorry, we gave you what we could. It's like a kid who keeps mooching. Time to sink or swin.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:22 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 04:22 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:22 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 05, 2024 04:22 PM (4ETP4)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 05, 2024 04:22 PM (tCKcr)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 03:58 PM (nSm9j)
It's almost like the average voter is an idiot....
Posted by: Dr. T
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Never assume. Critters like Crenshaw get reelected because they spend gobs of money from Uniparty donors and because the GOPe cheats in primaries by having open primaries, picayune and obscure campaign rule application, splintered congressional districts where there is no commonality, lawfare against potential opponents, and suburban voters who haven't had their ass reamed yet by what Brandon and the Uniparty have been doing.
In far too many districts, the voters are ignorant, not stupid but lack the means of getting alternative information. Thus, that is why the GOP Uniparty participates and approves of censoring social media. They already have teh MSM and Conservative Media TM (paid propaganda by uniparty donors) in the bag.
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 04:22 PM (ysVwb)
America's political class is pathetic.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 05, 2024 04:23 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 05, 2024 04:23 PM (edHw7)
"We Never Close, Especially for Looters, Murderers, Terrorists, and Other Criminal Scum & America-Hating Barbarians Who Prey on our Sucker Taxpaying Citizens."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 05, 2024 04:23 PM (h9jJZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 04:23 PM (O9EMC)
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Apparently everyone that's in on the treason gets something.
Posted by: Methos at February 05, 2024 04:23 PM (Dnobf)
He's got.Crenshaw under the desk giving him a hummer.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 04:23 PM (W/lyH)
in the less wealthy areas he can just pull the vet card for his conservative cred
Posted by: brak at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (25k9m)
Yes, he's backed by the still powerful Bush Family Machine. By the way, another facet of that machine, the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals, just stripped Paxton of any power to investigate Voter Fraud. They said only local DA's can do it, the State Attorney General can't. Yeah, it's a ridiculous and nakedly political ruling. And made by so-called "conservative" republican judges.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:23 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Tom Servo"
Thank you for pointing that out. It ain't over yet though.
They threw this shit out there to compromise on.
Posted by: fd
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But, Tom, Gaetz had NO PLAN. We had to keep McCarthy in because He Had A PLAN.
Posted by: GOPe at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (ysVwb)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 05, 2024 04:22 PM (tCKcr)
Wait, Steve is a pirate?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:20 PM (YofvK)
The interesting thing about Learned Helplessness is that there is not a lot of research into techniques to reverse or ameliorate that mindset.
However, yelling about how stupid people are certainly isn't working, as you are no doubt aware.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (D7oie)
......
a Harvard education?
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: 13times at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (Hqwvd)
He's got.Crenshaw under the desk giving him a hummer.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 04:23 PM
Satan Schumer is giving him socket skull.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (cFh/i)
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I don't know about that, I've been told this bill has been in secret negotiations for months. It may be that Abbott's actions forced it to come out prematurely, which could mean that the R's didn't have time to surrender on 100% of what the D's wanted.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (xcxpd)
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There's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 05, 2024 04:10 PM (B1FKF)
The blue shitholes will be burned. The red states permit the carrying of deadly force. The comparisons will be stark.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (BdMk6)
i thought it just meant he had become a unilateralist.
Posted by: anachronda
He's wearing the Number Two costume.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: RI Red at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (CTjQI)
He's got.Crenshaw under the desk giving him a hummer.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 04:23 PM (W/lyH)
.......
Chris Murphy is waiting his turn. That's why his lips are so red, licking them in anticipation.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 04:20 PM (wW1qL)
This 'Border Control Bill' continues the DC tactic, of making a law to make an actual problem, the legal norm.
It's like the Fed Res bank saying the GOAL is 'only' 3% inflation per yer... due to compound interest, that is 80% decrease in buying power over 20 years.
So, stealing 80% your savings over 20 years, is now the STANDARD they want to attain... its a goal.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (OZtA4)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:22 PM (YofvK)
I will pray for strength. And courage.
Perhaps he could use the bill as toilet paper. Painful, but appropriate.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 04:26 PM (sNvzL)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (wtvvX)
very small rocks?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:26 PM (xcxpd)
So, find a DAMN REAL R, Texas. This should not be hard there!
Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2024 04:09 PM (exHjb)
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It's hard to care about Johnson when he just LAST WEEK passed a Democrat tax boondoggle.
Do something for us, for once, Speaker Johnson, you turd.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2024 04:26 PM (Pz4Lv)
"We would have closed the border and defeat Russia if that bill had passed!" they will claim. Also, the Democrat base hates Israel and a legislative failur. gives cover for no money to Tel Aviv.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 05, 2024 04:26 PM (2eyZp)
Every fucking person who crosses our border.
If they don't want a chip, they get one anyway and then are deported. If they get within ten miles of the US, it explodes.
I'm done with this horse shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 04:13 PM (yHA2r)
________
My brother, in arguing to clear Gaza 100% was asked "Even the children?"
He answered "Especially the children."
We are a deplorable family.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2024 04:26 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:20 PM
OMG, you have to see this tiktok! (average person)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:26 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: whig at February 05, 2024 04:22 PM (ysVwb)
I have observed that the local GOP in Texas has been very effective at knocking out any Primary Opponents to one of their Most Favored Candidates. Not many people pay attention to the primary process, so it's fairly easy for them to do. And in most conservative areas of Texas, the Primary is the only race that actually counts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:26 PM (i9ffA)
Been out and about today so not around much but just saw that Techno Fog has some new stuff on Fani Willis and her favorite prosecutor.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 04:27 PM (t/2Uw)
yes, the Texas GOP are not conservatives
Posted by: brak at February 05, 2024 04:27 PM (25k9m)
However, yelling about how stupid people are certainly isn't working, as you are no doubt aware.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (D7oie)
Stating facts dear boy. Head to a Walmart mid day if you don’t believe me.
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:27 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (xcxpd)
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There's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)
Dodgeball really holds up. Hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:27 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (lTGtQ)
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:straining: Who. Does. Number. Two. Work. For!
Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2024 04:27 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: gnats local 678
Might as well get the party started. There ain’t no way out except through.
Posted by: RI Red
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If it happens, it happens.
Posted by: GOPe at February 05, 2024 04:27 PM (ysVwb)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 05, 2024 04:17 PM (lTGtQ)
Good I read comments first as I was about to say the same——this is about the GOP ghouls taking out Trump.
Posted by: 7man at February 05, 2024 04:27 PM (Gfz8S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 04:26 PM (sNvzL)
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Nurse is on to something here. Print the bill on TP and stock the caucus bathrooms.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2024 04:27 PM (Pz4Lv)
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 04:28 PM (tT6L1)
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Well, there you have it. This proves there is voter fraud in Texas and the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals knows it and doesn't want it to stop.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:28 PM (fs1hN)
It's the same Republican Senate Leadership, with a few substitutions, that we've had for about 30 years now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:28 PM (i9ffA)
A great "teachable moment" about what vile criminals the GOPe have become, and why their party is dead.
Getting them on the record about their support before the stink of this turd gets larger (already too late for that?) will help save time for the future primary challenges they and their money guys will be facing.
Posted by: Auspex at February 05, 2024 04:28 PM (j4U/Z)
Mollie Hemingway points out that the final talking point on the short, two page release, is exactly the same.
I guess they had to pad it out.
http://tiny.cc/6n9owz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (wW1qL)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (OZtA4)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:20 PM (YofvK)
Yep, I kicked him in the shins and took his wallet.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:24 PM (fs1hN)
That’s what the amendment process is for.
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Bitch McConnell at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (PJaTp)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Ruling parties in a state attract fakes because that is the only way to state office. But, Texas has long been dominated by commercial interests over those of residents just like a number of 'red' states and commercial values will destroy a country by rent seekers if applied to political policy.
Posted by: GOPe at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (ysVwb)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (OZtA4)
And this is a bad thing? 🤣
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:30 PM (YofvK)
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Johnson needs to stay firm.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:30 PM (fs1hN)
Worked for 9/11 and everybody rushing to support the expansion of the police state. Worked for "Capitalism" while they exported jobs starting with NAFTA. Worked for "racism" since the original Civil Rights Act. Worked for the War on Drugs, while they eroded civil liberties in the name of efficiency. And on and on and on.
This has, literally, been American Politics my entire life. No nuance, just two groups lining up behind two teams - like it's sportsball - and seeing who can push and yell hardest. And for what ? The satisfaction of saying "we won" while losing in the process ?
Yeah - that's been what it's like, the entire time.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 05, 2024 04:30 PM (JVQ/Z)
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I guess he isn't going to run for reelection then.
If he does, he will win. The TX GOPe has the primaries locked down tight enough to make Maduro envious.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 05, 2024 04:30 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (wW1qL)
Trump should be using Shumer's words in an ad - "Dems WANT war, Dems WANT to DRAFT YOUR KIDS"...this is the winning issue, even more than immigration, for 18-29s...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2024 04:30 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:28 PM (fs1hN)
Exactly. Because local DA's almost by definition will be in on the local corruption, and certainly won't want to stop it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:30 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 05, 2024 04:30 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Marcus T
I propose a compromise. Since we have a surplus of fentanyl and illegals, let's send both to Ukraine. Good for the planet too. No need to keep deadheading the planes back to pick up more undocumented goatfuckers.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 05, 2024 04:31 PM (tCKcr)
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Heard Glenn Beck assert (have not personally verified) that the United Nations is funding something like 240 NGOs in the U.S. helping illegals invade -- and you know who provides the lion's share of U.N funding?
Yeah, the American taxpayers are funding their own national homicide-suicide.
A Parasitoidal Death Cult, if you can keep it ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 05, 2024 04:31 PM (h9jJZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2024 04:31 PM (63Dwl)
Joe's claim he will close the border as soon as he signs this abomination is of course, a lie.
Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2024 04:31 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:27 PM (YofvK)
Ah. So I am stupid too.
You forgot to quote your favorite cartoon character who was created by a suspected pedophile, though. Can't be dismissive without that sick burn after all!
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 04:31 PM (D7oie)
And half of all voters are below average. Think about that.
Posted by: tsj017 at February 05, 2024 04:32 PM (nO4H1)
and the major cities are all Dem-run, with more than enough population to offset rural voters when the votes arec ounted, and recounted, and found, and counted again....
Posted by: brak at February 05, 2024 04:32 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (4p0Xq)
So glad we're allowed to hate that POS again.
Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 04:32 PM (UnA8+)
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Eh, what would be the point? Assuming you overcome the media smear machine, the GOP election treachery, the GOP plantation voters who love a veteran with a big, tough Pirate Bear persona, and the outright fraud, what would you win?
The chance to stand at the border and shake your fist at the Aztecs your entire Party is helping across, while they pin trumped up charges on your ass at the bare minimum? What's the point?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 04:32 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * stand and deliver at February 05, 2024 04:32 PM (SWl6X)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at February 05, 2024 04:32 PM (PWI4f)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (wtvvX)
very small rocks?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side
.......
I don't know. I can find various uses for very small rocks.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 04:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Marcus T
That tells you who the bill is aimed at.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 05, 2024 04:33 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: XTC at February 05, 2024 04:32 PM
When did we stop? I must have missed a meeting.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:33 PM (4p0Xq)
What the fuck are you babbling on about? Dude. Go outside you need a break.
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:33 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 04:33 PM (9BeIJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (OZtA4)
Are they trying to make him even more popular than he already is?
Honestly I don't think I have ever seen a greater disconnect between the Ruling Class and the voters than we are seeing right here, right now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:33 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Big Mike's birth control pills?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM (tCKcr)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM (OZtA4)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2024 04:02 PM (wtvvX)
very small rocks?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side
.......
I don't know. I can find various uses for very small rocks.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 04:32 PM
My dogs diarrhea.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:28 PM (fs1hN)
Exactly. Because local DA's almost by definition will be in on the local corruption, and certainly won't want to stop it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:30 PM (i9ffA)
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Paxton should say "Fine, if that's how you want it. We are opening investigations of every local DA who failed to prosecute voter fraud."
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM (Pz4Lv)
America's political class is pathetic.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 05, 2024 04:23 PM (i7Q7S)
What's more pathetic are the common Americans who get rooked by that kind of base emotional manipulation.
Weaponized "empathy" is killing us all.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM (edHw7)
The most hilarious part of Dodgeball is the hissy fit the Director put on film when he was forced to change his ending.
When they roll out the treasure box, it says "Deus Ex Machina" on it. That's there because the director wanted the team to lose, but audience reaction got the studio nervous. They forced him to change the ending. The Director had a hissy fit because he's a true auteur and his vision was being muddled.
Think about it:
1. He threw a hissy fit over this
2. He thought DODGEBALL was art, not a silly comedy with loads of middle school humor
That's real comedy.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Cheri
He is purely paid GOPe--check out his wealth jump in Congress and his over 350k book deals.
Posted by: GOPe at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM (ysVwb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2024 04:31 PM (63Dwl)
*wehnkie wehnkie wehnkie*
Posted by: the couch springs at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2024 04:35 PM (oiNtH)
yes, the Texas GOP are not conservatives
Posted by: brak at February 05, 2024 04:27 PM (25k9m)
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Not conservative? Why, they gave us Karl Rove!!
Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2024 04:35 PM (1bNHn)
Right here, right now
There is no other place I want to be
Right here, right now
Watching the world wake up from history
Posted by: Jesus Jones at February 05, 2024 04:35 PM (25k9m)
The bill specifically states that the rules created by the bill will run through 2029.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (LkLld)
threatening the American public with military service in the Ukraine/Russian conflict to get his funding passes. We have been funding our own destruction ever since LBJ and hid Great Society BS..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 04:29 PM (wW1qL)
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This.
Piss off Schumer. Fight in Ukraine? With what army asshole? I guess you can't wait to surrender to the Russians, huh? And leave them a few billion in equipment.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (W/lyH)
Sen. Bill Hagerty (R-TN)
Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
Sen. JD Vance (R-OH)
Sen. Jim Risch (R-ID)
Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO)
Sen. Katie Boyd Britt (R-AL)
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL)
Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN)
Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT)
Sen. Mike Braun (R-IN)
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)
Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL)
Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS)
Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI)
Sen. Steve Daines (R-MT)
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR)
Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL)
Sen. Ted Budd (R-NC) just announced his opposition to the bill
The Republican opposition appears unified in its stance against the uniparty bill, signaling tough negotiations ahead as the legislation makes its way through the Senate
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (wW1qL)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Marcus T
Good. Keep it up. I don't think that is accomplishing what they think it is accomplishing.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Sean Hannity
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I wonder what they have on Hannity*? Or maybe he is stupid all on his own.
(yes I know this is a sock, but it's totally believable)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (fs1hN)
No, here is the narrative from what I can gather. Trump and his allies killed the border bill. So the illegal immigrant invasion that Joe Biden created is really Trump's fault.
Got it? It's like magic.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (OZtA4)
Posted by: GOPe at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM
The royalties from his eyepatch line alone!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Lankford probably likes Cavuto's Giant Head up his ass.
Posted by: GOPe at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (ysVwb)
Posted by: Brewingfrog at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (ytNnw)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (O9EMC)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (YofvK)
The rumor is Crenshaw was a notorious poon-hound. Even when he had a newlywed wife back home, he was still chasing tail. "Men" like that can't be trusted.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (as3uC)
Leftist policy can only exist for as long as leftists can be insulated from the disastrous consequences of their moronic policies. Once it's at your doorstep it's pretty hard to scream "DISINFORMATION! RUSSIAN PLANT!" every time someone points out the obvious.
Posted by: ballistic at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (wW1qL)
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Looks like we need 22 more to prevent this insanity. I'm not optimistic.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:38 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM
Agreed.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2024 04:38 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: RI Red at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (CTjQI)
Do you have a duck?
If so grab a duck in one hand then put your life, fortune and sacred honor in the other hand.
The duck should weigh less.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 05, 2024 04:38 PM (sTzSX)
Weaponized "empathy" is killing us all.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM (edHw7)
Why do you think that the 'education' system in this country has been dumbed down and mostly destroyed?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 04:39 PM (BdMk6)
The rumor is Crenshaw was a notorious poon-hound. Even when he had a newlywed wife back home, he was still chasing tail. "Men" like that can't be trusted.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (R38qh)
He should have gone into the Secret Service, but I guess the grift there is weaker.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 05, 2024 04:39 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2024 04:40 PM (OZtA4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2024 04:33 PM (i9ffA)
History says you are wrong. I get it, recency bias and all that.
But William Jennings Bryan - get over the fact that he was a Democrat and pretty much a Socialist - had huge voter support in the 10s. All across the country. Yet, never won. Go back and look at those elections. And then look at the Rockefeller, Morgan, and Carnegie influence on politics.
Pard - the "elites" have had their thumbs on the scales for a long, long time here. Longer than we've been alive.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 05, 2024 04:40 PM (JVQ/Z)
Posted by: UGAdawg at February 05, 2024 04:40 PM (tRd71)
(yes I know this is a sock, but it's totally believable)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Hannity divorced his long time wife for a new Fox piece of ass girlfriend that he was cheating on his wife with during the Trump years. Like a lot of deltas, Hannity is probably being led around by his gonads plus after a NY divorce, he probably needs the money that Fox pays him to maintain his lifestyle and keep his sugar baby.
Posted by: GOPe at February 05, 2024 04:40 PM (ysVwb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 05, 2024 04:40 PM (FVME7)
Maybe they should put this in the bill:
Anybody crossing the border illegally shall immediately be shipped to Ukraine to fight the evil Putin.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 04:40 PM (v0R5T)
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Oh no. Please tax the crap out of me to prevent calamity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2024 04:40 PM (c+cQQ)
Well that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Posted by: McDizzle at February 05, 2024 04:40 PM (qlZjb)
Piss off Schumer. Fight in Ukraine? With what army asshole? I guess you can't wait to surrender to the Russians, huh? And leave them a few billion in equipment.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 04:36 PM (W/lyH)
Um somebody needs to tell Schumer he may be able to reduce the transportation cost because the fight may be closer to home. heh
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 04:40 PM (wW1qL)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:41 PM (YofvK)
threatening the American public with military service in the Ukraine/Russian conflict to get his funding passes.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!
They weren't called the New Jersey or Connecticut draft riots.... Go for it Chuck, get your bluff called.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2024 04:41 PM (KAi1n)
Translated: Border Patrol will not make asylum claimants cross back into Mexico and make their own way to a Port of Entry. Border Patrol and NGOs will bus or fly the asylum claimants to a Port of Entry to be have their asylum claim processed (i.e., accepted).
Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2024 04:41 PM (5fDan)
Every normal person knows it is bad ... Republican OR Democrat. Even low-level Democrat politicians know it is bad.
The Democrat elites and the Republican Chamber of Commerce idiots are the only people supporting this illegal immigration. (Not counting the people getting direct payments for the grift.)
Trump and MAGA needs to come out hard against this. I think it will swing lots of independents and some Democrats.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 05, 2024 04:42 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (YofvK)
At the bank. Cashing their checks.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 05, 2024 04:42 PM (sTzSX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 04:42 PM (XwqDD)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:37 PM (YofvK)
Ctrl-F "Tim Scott" or "Lindsey Graham" comes up empty.
Do better, SC!
Oh, and if Trump picks Scott for VP, I'm out. He's now on the list with Nikki.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2024 04:42 PM (nOUPg)
Posted by: Montec
DC is a church of a bad religion. Bad religion hates thought, reason, and wisdom. He is an acolyte in that religion. Plus, it pays well.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 04:43 PM (IG4Id)
Eyepatch is Woodlands, Kingwood, and wrapping around east to the Ship Channel. Not that it really matters, as has been pointed out about the State GOP being all RINO
Posted by: brak at February 05, 2024 04:43 PM (25k9m)
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In 2021 or 2022 can’t remember when exactly both the mayor of NYC and the governor (Hochul) said we want the illegals.
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:44 PM (YofvK)
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1. *types* *deletes*
2. Scatter ashes.
3. Salt the earth.
4. ???
5. We The People PROFIT!!!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 05, 2024 04:44 PM (h9jJZ)
Posted by: UGAdawg
In a real USA, those "people" would be taken into the back room for interrogation and never exit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2024 04:45 PM (XwqDD)
I don't get it. And NC has been saner than VA was. (We moved in 2020.)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2024 04:45 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Chill Buzz at February 05, 2024 04:45 PM (ZLVkO)
Hope.sontoo.
Call Schumer's bluff.
Get the staff in the boiler rooms now to create the half dozen ten second soundbites that crush this bill, because that's all the funking media is going to give anyone who is against it.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 04:45 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 04:46 PM (t/2Uw)
Mitterand was from France and died nearly three decades ago.
http://tiny.cc/9p9owz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:46 PM (R38qh)
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What an idiot. He should have said "Don't call my bluff". It worked for me.
-Barak "Lightbringer" Obama
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:46 PM (fs1hN)
So all bad things will happen.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 04:46 PM (O9EMC)
You're on to it now. Seriously. Every worked around anyone really "in charge" ? Upper Management, or the MFIC ?
They don't get to that place by trying to "figure out what they want to hear" - like how we got through High School English. The successful ones attune their beliefs to what is successful.
Like training a child. Now imagine you wanted to train a child to do evil. You can do that too. The ladder climbers are simply more supple. Willingly so.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 05, 2024 04:46 PM (JVQ/Z)
Nope. Ukraine is going to lose anyway. Israel will defeat Hamas. Eh, not my circus. Nope.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 04:46 PM (LkLld)
Weaponized "empathy" is killing us all.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 05, 2024 04:34 PM (edHw7)
_________________
A consequence of the feminization of the country.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2024 04:46 PM (c+cQQ)
So all bad things will happen.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 04:46 PM (O9EMC)
He forgot dogs and cats living together and mass hysteria.
Do better Schumer. Do better.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 05, 2024 04:47 PM (sTzSX)
Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2024 04:47 PM (53oGX)
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He's an American politician in the 21st century. His sole commitment is to the face in the mirror. His only belief is in the grift. They don't make them any other way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 04:47 PM (0FoWg)
Schumer: Yeah, sure.
Lankford: Yay! Hey...wait a minute.
Schumer: Shut up and go schill for it.
Lankford: Yes, sir.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 04:48 PM (KbCG3)
(yes I know this is a sock, but it's totally believable)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Hannity divorced his long time wife for a new Fox piece of ass girlfriend that he was cheating on his wife with during the Trump years. Like a lot of deltas, Hannity is probably being led around by his gonads plus after a NY divorce, he probably needs the money that Fox pays him to maintain his lifestyle and keep his sugar baby.
Posted by: GOPe at February 05, 2024 04:40 PM (ysVwb)
His sugar baby is a host on the Fox News 2-hour early AM show. As such I expect she is paid much, much more than Hannity. He is sponging off her. (Yeah, phrasing violation!)
Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2024 04:48 PM (5fDan)
US military recruitment numbers have been garbage for a while. If the US tries to go to war in Europe, they're going to need to reinstate the draft. Then we'll REALLY see things go off.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:48 PM (R38qh)
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Maybe Chuckie shouldn't have rolled the dice, and packed the Amnesty and Open Border Act with stuff he thinks is so vitally important.
Starting to look like a terrble gamble.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2024 04:48 PM (zgUeq)
Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2024 04:41 PM (5fDan)
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Trebuchets would be more cost-effective and environmentally-friendly.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 05, 2024 04:48 PM (h9jJZ)
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And worst of all, Trump might get re-elected. The horror!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2024 04:49 PM (c+cQQ)
US military recruitment numbers have been garbage for a while. If the US tries to go to war in Europe, they're going to need to reinstate the draft. Then we'll REALLY see things go off.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:48 PM (R38qh)
They keep saying the U.S. may have to go to war.
They never quite say why.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 04:49 PM (KbCG3)
And what would happen, if we went back to no women voting ? I can only assume a weak cohort of men would, at some point, give them the vote again.
Just like the did in the 20s. Look, I know women should never have authority too. Yet, who gave it to them ? Men.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 05, 2024 04:49 PM (JVQ/Z)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2024 04:50 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 04:50 PM (O9EMC)
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JUST IN: Tucker Carlson has reportedly left the Presidential Executive Office of Russia according to
@SputnikInt
.
The news outlet took to the streets to ask Russians what their opinion of Tucker was.
Here is what they had to say:
“He is known for telling the truth.”
“He is the bravest and most courageous American journalist today.”
“I deeply admire his courage.”
“His rationality, logic, and understanding of good and evil, are qualities worthy of respect.”
“He provides a very good presentation of information with a good sense of humor.”
“I am delighted that he came to Russia.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 05, 2024 04:50 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Gref
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Hannity is sponge-worthy? It's definitely not the looks or the brains. Maybe the karate skills?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 04:50 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: bonhomme
Why do you think most of the illegals are of fighting age?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 04:51 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2024 04:51 PM (NpAcC)
...to close the border.
The way to solve illegal immigration is to...
...deport illegal immigrants.
Don't give them money. Don't give them housing. Don't give them anything.
DEI for me now means Deport Every Illegal.
Posted by: Minuteman at February 05, 2024 04:51 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Hey, watch this! Charlie Brown, wanna kick the football again?
Posted by: Lucy Van Pelt, holding the football, heh at February 05, 2024 04:51 PM (tjZg/)
http://tiny.cc/mq9owz
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:51 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 04:51 PM (0FoWg)
Bwahahaha!
Against whom exactly?
Russia?
Bwahahahaha!
Oh stop it! Stop it Chuck! You're killing me here.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 04:52 PM (W/lyH)
And what would happen, if we went back to no women voting ? I can only assume a weak cohort of men would, at some point, give them the vote again.
Just like the did in the 20s. Look, I know women should never have authority too. Yet, who gave it to them ? Men.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 05, 2024 04:49 PM (JVQ/Z)
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Like Prohibition, AWFL Suffrage passed while our boys were fighting in France.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 05, 2024 04:52 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Chuck U And The Boys at February 05, 2024 04:52 PM (Dc73h)
Posted by: Blutarski at February 05, 2024 04:52 PM (Fwuhb)
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Only if Trump doesn't get back in to office
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2024 04:52 PM (rWfjx)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 04:52 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 04:53 PM (O9EMC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2024 04:51 PM (0FoWg)
"Why should we vote for you?"
"You have to elect me to see what I'll do."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 04:53 PM (KbCG3)
And of course high and mighty Republicans are going along with it because that's what they do...when they're not stuffing or getting stuffed.
Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2024 04:53 PM (bkWIA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
US military recruitment numbers have been garbage for a while. If the US tries to go to war in Europe, they're going to need to reinstate the draft. Then we'll REALLY see things go off.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:48 PM (R38qh)
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BREAKING: Following Zelensky's Lead, F. Joe Mugabe Signs Executive Order Raising Military Draft Age Initially to 85 with Additional Increases Planned. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 05, 2024 04:54 PM (N0zbi)
That's only 20... if they are the only ones, it passes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 04:54 PM (xaFKb)
"Well, son, you have two choices. Repatriation or join the army."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 04:54 PM (IG4Id)
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How about instead we have zero asylum claims?
We need to find out who in the hell is in the country before we accept any more people.
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 05, 2024 04:54 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
Is a Taylor Swift a sandwich?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 04:54 PM (KbCG3)
Making taxpayers pay for your bad choices.
Posted by: Redenzo at February 05, 2024 04:54 PM (V/pbu)
@elonmusk
http://tinyurl.com/4jebnjny
Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2024 04:51 PM (NpAcC)
God bless Mike Johnson and Matt Gaetz.
Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2024 04:54 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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NARRATOR: *He can*
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2024 04:55 PM (rWfjx)
They never quite say why.
The claim I've seen is that if we don't fight Putin in Ukraine, he'll march across Europe. Some people also claim that if we don't fight Putin in Europe, China will sense weakness and get sporty.
I don't believe either claim for many reasons.
For one, China already senses weakness. Our POTUS is the weakest person in office the nation has ever seen. Also, I don't believe Russia has the economic base to support a march across Europe. Even if they did, it's not our problem.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:55 PM (R38qh)
Wasn't that long ago, here, that very respectable nics would tell you we NEED the draft. To make men of 'em. Some of the nics are still around - but they never admit they were wrong.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 05, 2024 04:55 PM (JVQ/Z)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 04:55 PM (wW1qL)
Seriously... we keep doing this to ourselves.
The GOP needs, must, die even though there will be other consequences of not having any "Republicans" in congress.
Honestly.... would we be able to tell the difference?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 05, 2024 04:55 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 05, 2024 04:55 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
I heard she met with Tucker and Putin in Moscow...
She's negotiating Putin's surrender!
Posted by: Swifty at February 05, 2024 04:56 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Northernlurker
This is a stand alone bill. I think the term Omnibus refers to a bill that funds the whole government instead of taking each department one at a time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 04:56 PM (t/2Uw)
Jameson Ellis is running against Dan Crenshaw in the GOP Primary. All I know about him is that he ran 2 years ago, didn't win, is running again, and still all the people who whine about Crenshaw won't bother ALSO promoting the guy who is running against him.
He's not Dan Crenshaw, which is why if you live in District 2 in Texas, you should vote for him in the GOP Primary.
Posted by: Leslie at February 05, 2024 04:56 PM (79AAQ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 04:52 PM (t/2Uw)
*****
We already send $3+billion to them every year in a Christmas Card.
They're taken care of.
Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2024 04:56 PM (bkWIA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 04:57 PM (O9EMC)
Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 05, 2024 04:57 PM (uqjbl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
I heard she met with Tucker and Putin in Moscow...
She's negotiating Putin's surrender!
Posted by: Swifty at February 05, 2024 04:56 PM (53oGX)
I heard she engaged in a torrid 24-hour affair with Vlad, which has inspired her upcoming album, The Czar of My Heart.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 04:57 PM (KbCG3)
@ChairmanAl 7m
When will they learn? Small businesses can’t afford to virtue signal. EV vans : totally inefficient.
A British electric van maker once valued at $13bn (£10bn) has gone into administration after burning through $1.5bn without having sold a vehicle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 04:57 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Minuteman at February 05, 2024 04:57 PM (LaNzR)
His Royal Highness Harry Windsor, the Duke of Suffolk,has immediately cancelled his Canadian Invictus games plans, which he is a central part of, to fly to England, without his beautiful and gracious wife Meghan Markle, a leading thought leader and Hollywood star, to console that nation and provide his leadership as a result of some guy named Chuck-the-tampon having caught an unspecified type of cooties.
May heaven's angels lift and speed your journey, sweet prince.
Posted by: Auspex at February 05, 2024 04:57 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 05, 2024 04:53 PM (O9EMC)
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Kleptocracy is the mother's milk of politics ... or something.
[I may have crossed the memes there.]
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 05, 2024 04:58 PM (N0zbi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 05, 2024 04:53 PM (GBKbO)
Is a Taylor Swift a sandwich?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2024 04:54 PM (KbCG3)
Taylor Swift = Sandwich = hot dog
Posted by: Jonah "the Wale" Goldberg at February 05, 2024 04:58 PM (53oGX)
Seems to me all you'd need to do is ask an old Vietnam vet who served in country alongside a drafted soldier to find out that's a bad idea.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:59 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Montec at February 05, 2024 04:33 PM (YofvK)
You passing on your pronouncements on how stupid and low class everyone is solves nothing.
we laugh at the DU because they say what they think is required for their self image. Are you saying what is expected too?
I suspect you are, and it pisses me off, because actual thought is required to solve problems. Posturing doesn't solve a thing though it allows the "correct" definition of the problem. Which can also hide any possible solution as well.
to do a call-back to illustrate my point: as Orwell originally wrote the book, Winston Smith defines his problem, "2+2=" but he can never find the correct answer, because the correct answer violates what he has come to internalize. He cannot shake off the required answer even if it is wrong. "it cannot be solved because the approved answer, even if wrong, is required" He understand the approved answer is wrong and he is forbidden to think it. As such he is forever a prisoner of IngSoc even in his mind.
This pisses me off.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2024 04:59 PM (D7oie)
I can only think they are virtue signaling to Ukraine with a "well, we tried" message...in order to avoid Zelensky doing something to even make them look worse...which I'm sure he has to material to do so. I find this whole thing bizarre.
Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2024 04:59 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ryukyu at February 05, 2024 04:59 PM (hR0kJ)
And when are these corrupt muthafu*kas going to think about what is fair for Americans?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 04:59 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 05, 2024 04:59 PM (5FnZt)
Posted by: Northernlurker
This is a stand alone bill. I think the term Omnibus refers to a bill that funds the whole government instead of taking each department one at a time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 04:56 PM (t/2Uw)
Yeah, but it gives money to Ukes and Israel? in a US border bill? I see the point.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2024 05:00 PM (xaFKb)
He publicly called McConnell a "Mentally declining pro-amnesty turtle."
Maybe a bit too pro McConnell, but it's pretty good.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:01 PM (R38qh)
"I can't believe those of you who refuse this reform. You're foolish. Look, if I'm a doctor and you come to me with a rash on your foot, I'm going to suggest a remedy. Naturally, the most complete solution is to amputate your foot. Now, you'd be a fool to reject this cure. YOU may want some ointment, but that's no guarantee the rash doesn't return to your foot. My solution fixes that forever. You should be grateful our big brains offer you the best - The Best - answer. So shut up and let us amputate. Waiting is not the way. Expedite your appointment now so we can save the rest of your leg and terminate this extended, intractable condition."
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at February 05, 2024 05:01 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 05:01 PM (wW1qL)
He publicly called McConnell a "Mentally declining pro-amnesty turtle."
Maybe a bit too pro McConnell, but it's pretty good.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:01 PM (R38qh)
He cleaned it up to pass the censors...
Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2024 05:01 PM (53oGX)
Is Darth Schumer (D-NY) always so illogical?
Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at February 05, 2024 05:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Minuteman at February 05, 2024 04:57 PM (LaNzR)
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Kwanzaa de Mayo.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 05, 2024 05:02 PM (dB+kj)
Posted by: Orson
I really think the Left has moved on to the "blame the uninvolved" phase of this project.
That is, they know Russia will win and want to blame Republicans. On the Left side of the internet there is absolute hatred of Republicans for past few months for every failure in Ukraine. A lot of "This wouldnt have happened if those damn republicans had funded Ukraine properly..."
Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 05, 2024 05:02 PM (uqjbl)
Eyepatch McCain claims that needs to be in there to get the Democrats on board with border control enforcement. I could see the point if the bill actually improved border control enforcement.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:03 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Chuck U And The Boys
That is as long as I'm buyin
Posted by: US Taxpayer at February 05, 2024 05:03 PM (3bWKb)
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Yes, effendi. Borrow mine.
Posted by: Anubis at February 05, 2024 05:03 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:59 PM (R38qh)
The draftees that I know fought just as well and just as hard as enlistees. What some people here say about draftees is disgusting.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 05:05 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: ryukyu at February 05, 2024 04:59 PM (hR0kJ)
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Don't be.
He just undid some Trump tax system improvements, last week, by passing a Uniparty tax bill they've been pressing for ever since Trump has ousted.
The House passed a $78 billion tax bill on Wednesday that boosts the child tax credit and reinstates business deductions that were rescinded during the Trump administration
https://shorturl.at/oryz5
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2024 05:05 PM (r6KeF)
Posted by: Octochicken at February 05, 2024 05:05 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: PFC Obvious at February 05, 2024 05:06 PM (uqjbl)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 05:07 PM (t/2Uw)
......
he must have a balloon payment due on his Barbados mansion.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2024 05:07 PM (v0R5T)
Feel terrible reporting this given the topic of the thread. But if it doesn't show they have brass balls, I don't know what does. 🤔😬
Posted by: L - Confident they're working on rope-a- dope tactics for next presidential election. at February 05, 2024 05:07 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Ann at February 05, 2024 05:08 PM (4neFu)
Al Sharpton on MSNBC: "You're getting migrants beating up policemen in the streets of New York... We're looking every day at the invasion of migrants"
http://tinyurl.com/598mtfef
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 05:09 PM (wW1qL)
Put your money where your mouth is. Start a Bill for a declaration of war. Come on dickhead. Do it. Pussy.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 05:09 PM (W/lyH)
Oh, come now, Ace! They aren't *entirely* funded by Soros. They get plenty of money from US taxpayers, as well!
Posted by: GWB at February 05, 2024 05:09 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 05:05 PM (BdMk6)
That’s nice, but history tells us a conscript army will not fight as hard as one that is a volunteer army and is sure of its cause.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 05:10 PM (CNd16)
Twitter link (37 seconds)-
http://tinyurl.com/2nhxxtvk
With special guest appearance
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 05:10 PM (fs1hN)
Maybe screen the arrivals - decent workers, etc. stay, and criminals get bussed to NYC DC
Posted by: Harun at February 05, 2024 05:11 PM (c2WeP)
Put your money where your mouth is. Start a Bill for a declaration of war. Come on dickhead. Do it. Pussy.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2024 05:09 PM (W/lyH)
Which is a diplomatic tool, not a military one.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 05:11 PM (CNd16)
Dear Lord, I hate that fooker.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at February 05, 2024 05:11 PM (T/Lqj)
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Well, New York is a 'sanctuary city' so,
SUCK IT! Haahahahahaha
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 05:12 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: YOU ARE HERE at February 05, 2024 05:12 PM (Y6y0e)
whips out RPN calculator...lessee here...$650 million/$20 billion...carry the 2....times 100 = 0.325%
sharon is correct
Posted by: DanMan at February 05, 2024 05:12 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Ambulance Chaser at February 05, 2024 05:13 PM (a3Q+t)
Crenshaw: bi-curious
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 05, 2024 05:13 PM (3vCGB)
They lie about the numbers currently coming over the "secure" border. Nothing is stopping them from saying "There we only 4, 999 people crossing the border today.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 05, 2024 05:13 PM (+oR7L)
http://tinyurl.com/598mtfef
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 05:09 PM (wW1qL)
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This is simply an attempt to shift blame to the GOP now that their Cloward-Piven strategy, as it relates to border security, blows up in their faces.
They're not genuinely outraged.
Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2024 05:13 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: L - Confident they're working on rope-a- dope tactics for next presidential election. at February 05, 2024 05:13 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: I (heart) New York! at February 05, 2024 05:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 05, 2024 05:14 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 05, 2024 05:14 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: lost in space at February 05, 2024 05:15 PM (+8fGZ)
I don't doubt many fought well and bravely. It's in your self interest to do so. Anyone who did deserves respect.
I wasn't there, but from people I know who were, draftees were more likely to fight with authority. They were more likely to not follow rules and regulations if they weren't being supervised closely. They were more likely to commit serious crimes that got them discharged.
They were more likely to get home and assist in the political movement that hurt the population's political will and got people killed in theater.
But this is all second hand information. If you have personal knowledge, then you almost certainly know better than I.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:15 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 05:16 PM (fs1hN)
What I am saying about draftees is pretty simple. They were forced to fight, to the death, in a war they didn't volunteer for.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at February 05, 2024 05:17 PM (JVQ/Z)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 04:55 PM (R38qh)
Until you get hit in the wallet, and you will. Then you will realize that, as much as you want an America that is as weak and whiny as possible, that IS our problem.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 05:18 PM (CNd16)
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Palestinians will starve? OK but looking at their body mass it may take years.
Posted by: Decaf at February 05, 2024 05:18 PM (3JfbU)
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See, even those dipshits realize Trump is gonna win.
Posted by: So you got that going for ya at February 05, 2024 05:18 PM (Y6y0e)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 05:10 PM (CNd16)
That's bullshit and you know it. You seem to forget that many in the Roman legions were forced into conscription. And they were unbeatable for a long long time. Same for Genghis Kahn. Even more recently are the militaries of WWII.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 05:19 PM (BdMk6)
This doesn't sound like me.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:19 PM (R38qh)
"Well, son, you have two choices. Repatriation or join the army."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2024 04:54 PM (IG4Id)
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How did that work out for Rome?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 05, 2024 05:20 PM (c+cQQ)
http://tinyurl.com/yc3e7bde
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 05, 2024 05:20 PM (wW1qL)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 05, 2024 04:25 PM (BdMk6)
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Even during the George Floyd Riots, the arson and looting never left the bounds of Minneapolis and Saint Paul. They stayed out of certain neighborhoods too.
People know their neighbors and neighborhoods in the suburbs.
Posted by: rd at February 05, 2024 05:21 PM (t9ZsZ)
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Thought experiment - a Europe that has more energy, less Muslims, and less gay. Maybe a net benefit?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 05, 2024 05:22 PM (fs1hN)
Al Sharpton on MSNBC: "You're getting migrants beating up policemen in the streets of New York... We're looking every day at the invasion of migrants"
http://tinyurl.com/598mtfef
As expected, the Revvvvvvrund Al is an idiot. He's pointing out the obvious but thinks it's a reason to pass the bill that doesn't fix it.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 05, 2024 05:23 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 05, 2024 05:24 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Sean at February 05, 2024 05:31 PM (fKvjx)
Yankee Land Asshole.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 05, 2024 04:08 PM (Dc73h)
Who also decides the fate of Rebel Land assholes too.
Posted by: Yankeelandasshole at February 05, 2024 05:38 PM (iODuv)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2024 05:50 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: S.Nafu at February 05, 2024 06:14 PM (Z7UeT)
People from Indonesia, among other places in the Dar al-Islam, never had any issue entering the country when Trump was president. Now, yes, there were something like 10 countries people couldn’t come from, but that’s because they weren’t vetting their travelers, or couldn’t (like Syria).
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at February 05, 2024 08:03 PM (CNd16)
McCain was basically a Liberal Democrat that was always for US military intervention everywhere.
That's Dan Crenshaw today. So, yeah, "Eyepatch McCain" is a good tag for him.
Lindsay Graham is pretty similar, with the added "bonus" of occasionally being a sellout on the Judiciary committee - voted in favor of Biden's nominees when Feinstein was AWOL, for instance.
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