Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.'s "Business Partners" Made Political Donations to Fani Willis, Who Then Kicked Them Back "Lucrative" Contracts for Work

You don't say you don't say you don't say you don't say you don't say.

Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's "business partners" include Lance Clamhammer and Rex DeQuim.

Business partners of District Attorney Fani Willis' alleged lover Nathan Wade, whom she appointed to work on the case against former President Donald Trump, made donations to her campaign before receiving lucrative contracts from her office.
Terrence Bradley, Wade's former partner, and Christopher Campbell, his current partner, have collectively contributed more than $5,000 to Willis' campaign, contribution disclosure reports show. Moreover, both men have each raked in tens of thousands of dollars from contracts with the district attorney's office, according to county records.
Campbell is a partner at Wade & Campbell Firm, where he works with Wade. Bradley formerly worked with Wade at Wade, Bradley & Campbell Firm, and also represented Wade in his divorce case until Sept. 2022.
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Bradley made three donations to Willis' campaign: $1,000 in June 2020, $550 in October 2020 and $2,500 in June 2023, according to campaign disclosure reports.
Meanwhile, the district attorney's office paid Bradley $74,480 between May 2021 and June 2022, according to county records. It remains unclear what work he was doing during that period.

I could take a guess.

I don't want to say what my guess is, but it rhymes with vancid ragina.

Campbell, who donated $1,000 to Willis' campaign in June 2020, contracted with the district attorney's office in January 2021 to provide services as a "taint attorney" for $150 an hour, according to the contract obtained by the DCNF.

Well, I guess we all know what he did for his money.

I didn't edit that in. A "taint attorney" is charged with removing privileged documents from a file before handing it off to prosecutors -- clearing it of "taint."

Nah just kidding, a taint attorney's job is to pleasure a bulldog-shaped woman's gnarly taint. Duh.

Meanwhile, CNN reports that Fani Willis will not recuse herself so she's going to the hearings set for mid-month with a plan of refusing to answer questions about her paying her Stallion $654,000 for sexual services, claiming that it doesn't matter who she pays to service her whiffy frontbottom.

CNN:

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has no plans to step down from the Georgia election subversion case over allegations she's having an affair with her lead prosecutor, a decision driven in part over concern that her departure would effectively end the case against Donald Trump and his multiple defendants, sources familiar with the thinking inside the DA's office told CNN.
The sprawling racketeering case still has no trial date, and Willis and her team are keenly aware that the window to go to trial before the 2024 election is rapidly shrinking. Any change in the team handling the prosecution would likely delay the proceedings, and it's unclear if another prosecutor in Georgia would even be inclined to take up the case, given its political and legal challenges. ...
Instead, Willis is preparing to counter arguments from Trump and other co-defendants, not by necessarily disputing claims about the relationship but by arguing that defense attorneys seeking to remove her are wrong on the law, sources said.

Ed Morrissey points out some of the problems with hiring the ambulance-chaser nobody Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., beginning with the fact that he's never tried a felony case before.

Nothing like prosecuting the President for your first at-bat, huh?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:19 PM

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1 Wonder if RICO applies here.

lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:19 PM (3CVIc)

2 Snuzz!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:20 PM (9yWhg)

3 Hi, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:20 PM (9yWhg)

4 Affirmative Action has Consequences

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 02:20 PM (yfepr)

5 Ace is on a roll.

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:21 PM (weK7N)

6 Business partners of District Attorney Fani Willis' alleged lover Nathan Wade, whom she appointed to work on the case against former President Donald Trump, made donations to her campaign before receiving lucrative contracts from her office.
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I am shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that there is corruption in this government!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:21 PM (B2vkr)

7 I’m starting to think that Fulton County may have a wee bit of a corruption problem.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2024 02:21 PM (u73oe)

8 Everyone knows Trump is guilty as sin of everything there is to be guilty of so a kindergartner could get a conviction.

Easy peasy!

*MSM.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 01, 2024 02:21 PM (QuCh5)

9 Terrence Bradley, Wade's former partner, and Christopher Campbell, his current partner, have collectively contributed more than $5,000 to Willis' campaign, contribution disclosure reports show. Moreover, both men have each raked in tens of thousands of dollars from contracts with the district attorney's office, according to county records.
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Pretty small-time stuff, all things considered.

But just how much small-time grease is being squeezed around at various levels? The numbers aren't staggering because it's a relatively small office. But what's the percentage, and what's the median percentage of corrupt looting? It sure as hell ain't "zero."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:22 PM (B2vkr)

10 Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has no plans to step down from the Georgia election subversion case over allegations she's having an affair with her lead prosecutor, a decision driven in part over concern that her departure would effectively end the case against Donald Trump and his multiple defendants, sources familiar with the thinking inside the DA's office told CNN.

The sprawling racketeering case still has no trial date, and Willis and her team are keenly aware that the window to go to trial before the 2024 election is rapidly shrinking. Any change in the team handling the prosecution would likely delay the proceedings, and it's unclear if another prosecutor in Georgia would even be inclined to take up the case, given its political and legal challenges. ...

Translation: it has been made abundantly clear to Ms. Nasty She-Nards that withdrawal will result in loss of protection by the PTB.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2024 02:22 PM (CsUN+)

11 Clamhammer.
Coffee almost out the nose.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 01, 2024 02:22 PM (VMFAF)

12 whiffy frontbottom

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:23 PM (9yWhg)

13 I could take a guess.

I don't want to say what my guess it, but it rhymes with vancid ragina.
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LOL!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:23 PM (B2vkr)

14 >>>I don't want to say what my guess it

it-->is

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:23 PM (weK7N)

15 Sure seems like Trump has a snazzy lawsuit here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:23 PM (3CVIc)

16 Reginald T. Pleasurebottom and Barnabus "Barney" Clamhammer

The Cruelty. The Cruelty.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:23 PM (wtvvX)

17 WHIFFY FRONTBOTTOM

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:23 PM (weK7N)

18 15 Sure seems like Trump has a snazzy lawsuit here.

or a snizzy one

Posted by: anachronda at February 01, 2024 02:24 PM (oY6Yp)

19 >> Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's "business partners" include Reginald T. Pleasurebottom and Barnabus "Barney" Clamhammer.

That one sentence right there a prime example of why I visit AoS. LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 01, 2024 02:24 PM (1jdMT)

20 Meanwhile, CNN reports that Fani Willis will not recuse herself so she's going to the hearings set for mid-month with a plan of refusing to answer questions about her paying her Stallion $654,000 for sexual services, claiming that it doesn't matter who she pays to service her whiffy frontbottom.
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This is hilarious. Way to understand power, Fani.

"Recuse myself? Nah. Fuck you, bro. Now what are you gonna do about it?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:24 PM (B2vkr)

21 I’m starting to think that Fulton County may have a wee bit of a corruption problem.

Ya think?

Posted by: Calabria at February 01, 2024 02:24 PM (CsUN+)

22 I'm sensing a pattern.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2024 02:24 PM (NpAcC)

23 Ed Morrissey points out some of the problems with hiring the ambulance-chaser nobody Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., beginning with the fact that he's never tried a felony case before.

Nothing like prosecuting the President for your first time as a felony prosecutor, huh?
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Look, there's no reason to be mean or dismissive just because he's a brilliant straight-shooter who rocketed straight to the top!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:24 PM (B2vkr)

24 Nothing like prosecuting the President for your first time as a felony prosecutor, huh?
Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:19 PM

His opening statement should include something about how he doesn't know much about the law, but the nice lady helped him when she turned him into a dog.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2024 02:24 PM (dGCAG)

25 With all of the shenanigans Fani has been up to, how was she even allowed within a country mile of the politically sensitive Trump case?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2024 02:24 PM (7fElN)

26 Didn't Clam Hammer write the Miami Vice theme?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (wtvvX)

27 22 I'm sensing a pattern.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2024 02:24 PM (NpAcC)

... or a slattern.

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (weK7N)

28 With all of the shenanigans Fani has been up to, how was she even allowed within a country mile of the politically sensitive Trump case?

You're assuming a sense of shame where none exists.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (CsUN+)

29 Lance Clamhammer >>> Big Jim Slade

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (W/lyH)

30 Say it ain't so, Shoeless Ho!

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (4MPwq)

31 "Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's "business partners" include Reginald T. Pleasurebottom and Lance Clamhammer."

LOLOLOLOL... Never change man. Never change.

Posted by: Boyd at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (P/w4/)

32 Anyone interview the people who plead guilty to her bullshit charges? Bet they feel pretty stupid now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (u73oe)

33 Just trying out the new handle.

Posted by: Reginald T. Pleasurebottom, Taint Attorney at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (snyZJ)

34 I’m starting to think that Fulton County may have a wee bit of a corruption problem.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2024 02:21 PM (u73oe)
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Evidence is starting to point in that direction, but we should withhold judgement. Fulton County's government is surely working for the people and representing their interests.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (B2vkr)

35 So where is the GA AG in this?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (xVkS/)

36 7 I’m starting to think that Fulton County may have a wee bit of a corruption problem.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2024 02:21 PM (u73oe)

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But the election machinery is fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

37 Whiffy Frontbottom sounds Dickensian.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM (63Dwl)

38 26 Didn't Clam Hammer write the Miami Vice theme?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (wtvvX)

Peter Gabriel wrote "(I Want to Be Your) ClamHammer."

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM (weK7N)

39
Tell me trufilly: You think a brutha doing Fanni ain't EARNING it?

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM (j4U/Z)

40 This is getting deeper and deeper !

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM (V13WU)

41 Yeah, Clamhammer is a good one. Glad I wasn't in a meeting when I read that.

Posted by: PabloD at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM (4z2nH)

42 "Clamhammer" sounds pretty rough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM (B2vkr)

43 Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq. ... never tried a felony case before.

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM (Odg76)

44 I loved the Clamhammer series.

Mickey Spillane was an excellent writer.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM (yfepr)

45 So where is the GA AG in this?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (xVkS/)

Busy making sure no one questions the validity of this November's Dominion machine numbers, I'm guessing.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (dGCAG)

46 >>Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.'s "Business Partners" Made Political Donations to Fani Willis, Who Then Kicked Them Back "Lucrative" Contracts for Work

This is the Democrat playbook at every level. The military industrial complex is the best example. Also why we have so many pointless wars. Also why they hate Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (LkLld)

47 WHIFFY FRONTBOTTOM opened for Queen at the Civic Area in '86.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (sAmhv)

48 This is the kind of analysis that keeps me returning to AOSHQ

Posted by: museisluse at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (XK2/C)

49 25 With all of the shenanigans Fani has been up to, how was she even allowed within a country mile of the politically sensitive Trump case?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2024 02:24 PM (7fElN)

In places where corruption is the rule, no one thinks twice about it.

Besides the first rule of Corruption Club is you don't talk about Corruption Club.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (QuCh5)

50 I will from now on insist that I be addressed as Clamhammer.

Posted by: Wicklow at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (uH65w)

51 >>"Clamhammer" sounds pretty rough.

Don't make him use the claw.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (yfepr)

52 Tell me trufilly: You think a brutha doing Fanni ain't EARNING it?
Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM (j4U/Z)
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If he's being paid with *her* money? Sure. Definitely.

But not if he's being paid with someone else's money.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (B2vkr)

53 Kickbacks, kickbacks, kickbacks, kickbacks !

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (V13WU)

54 I don't know if I am more disgusted that they are whores or that they are cheap whores.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (aD39U)

55 "Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's "business partners" include Rex Bottomquim and Lance Clamhammer."

lol Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (xcxpd)

56 Again, every single top Republican in GA knew this, knows this and said nothing.

A month ago, they kicked one of their own out of the caucus for daring to suggest Fannie be investigated.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (C2U4G)

57 I am just a simple caveman, but one thing I do know, is that Donald Trump engaged in a widespread racket engineered to overthrow the election results in the state of Georgia.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (xVkS/)

58 Whiffy Frontbottom sounds Dickensian.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Something Bob Cratchit would drink in front of the fire in A Christmas Carol.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (9yWhg)

59 I will from now on insist that I be addressed as Clamhammer.
Posted by: Wicklow at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (uH65w)
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Update your nick. I recommend something like:
Posted by: Clamhammer Wicklow

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (B2vkr)

60

I wanna be your clamhammer
Why don't you call my name?
Oh, let me be your clamhammer
This will be my testimony

Posted by: Gabriel's peter at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (63Dwl)

61 35 So where is the GA AG in this?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Shredding and deleting any paper trail that would lead to their office?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (sAmhv)

62 I don't know if I am more disgusted that they are whores or that they are cheap whores.

==

they were working their way up !

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (V13WU)

63 I will from now on insist that I be addressed as Clamhammer.

I'm claiming Poonhammer

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Poonhammer at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (aD39U)

64 Ace apparently has a thesaurus that only has words for vagina in it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:29 PM (3CVIc)

65 Posted by: Reginald T. Pleasurebottom, Taint Attorney at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (snyZJ)

SNIZJ....lol.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 01, 2024 02:29 PM (VMFAF)

66 "Clamhammer" sounds pretty rough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

In Japanese it's Cramhamma.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 01, 2024 02:29 PM (KAi1n)

67 I am just a simple caveman, but one thing I do know, is that Donald Trump engaged in a widespread racket engineered to overthrow the election results in the state of Georgia.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (xVkS/)
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Absolutely! Let's not lose sight of the *real* issue here: Trump's ongoing war on women dragging down a brave prosecutor who dared to indict a known criminal!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:29 PM (B2vkr)

68 "Whiffy Frontbottom" Heh.

Posted by: File that away for future use at February 01, 2024 02:29 PM (6p8Ae)

69 Politics by poontang.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (Q4IgG)

70 Sure seems like Trump has a snazzy lawsuit here.
NO STANDING

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (FQmDC)

71 Posted by: Reginald T. Pleasurebottom, Taint Attorney at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (snyZJ)

———————

Perfect hash for this nic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (u73oe)

72 Ok, Ace might have gone over the line with this one. There is such a thing as a clamhammer. There is, also, a band called "Clamhammer."

Posted by: Orson at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (dIske)

73 "Clamhammer" sounds pretty rough.

Don't make him use the claw.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (yfepr)

What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: The Puffy Scamper Peerless Penetrator at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (W/lyH)

74 65 Posted by: Reginald T. Pleasurebottom, Taint Attorney at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (snyZJ)

SNIZJ....lol.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at February 01, 2024 02:29 PM (VMFAF)

LOL!

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (weK7N)

75 OPC

"Other people's clam"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (9yWhg)

76 >> I will from now on insist that I be addressed as Clamhammer.

OK, Koko.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=JC4C_Gcp_dM

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (yfepr)

77 70 Sure seems like Trump has a snazzy lawsuit here.
NO STANDING
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (FQmDC)

snizzy

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (weK7N)

78 Are YOU suffering from whiffy frontbottom? If so, check out our full-body deodorants!

Posted by: Lume at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (B2vkr)

79 17 WHIFFY FRONTBOTTOM

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:23 PM (weK7N)
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Does that go with BACK BOOBS?

Posted by: Ciampino - gotta have symmetry at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (qfLjt)

80 Rex DeQuim is more subtle but equally good.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (LkLld)

81
She'll go to prison before Trump does.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (MoZTd)

82 sweetdick esquire would be a good gmail

Posted by: nckate at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (ZGGD+)

83 Trust me. I know what I'm doing!

Posted by: Clam Hammer! at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (63Dwl)

84 Her bush is trimmed showing a sickle & hammer on row 1 and one humongous $ symbol on rows 2,3,4,and 5.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (J8LnB)

85 Posted by: Reginald T. Pleasurebottom, Taint Attorney at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (snyZJ)

———————

Perfect hash for this nic.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (u73oe)
***

Awesome!!!
Great catch.
Perfect indeed!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (W/lyH)

86 I'd imagine it wouldn't be terribly difficult... internet calendars, fone apps, credit card charges, calls and texts..

... to PROVE, that each of those attorneys have wined, dined and HOTELED, our storied Fani.

They "invested" IN her, it might be said?

No, no conflict of interest, there. In fact, she was VERY interested, it seems? Riding the erections to win the elections. How very DEMOCRAT, of her!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (e6UQI)

87 Rex DeQuim is more subtle but equally good.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (LkLld)
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Excellent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (B2vkr)

88 Not so fast there Mrs pay to play.
Georgia State Senate Approves Subpoena-Powered Probe into Fani Willis

http://tinyurl.com/2t4nsa52

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 01, 2024 02:32 PM (VIXjN)

89 Is this quid, pro, or quo?

Posted by: TC at February 01, 2024 02:32 PM (FjlUt)

90 I've had about enough of the juvenile humor here.

Posted by: Pierce Mahaynus at February 01, 2024 02:32 PM (CsUN+)

91 Lumeclam

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2024 02:32 PM (NtVYv)

92 I did say when this story broke that Fani's lucre in this fetid scandal was more than just a big thick dick power-thrusting the cobwebs out of her smudge. I said it was highly likely she was pocketing cold hard cash too. Damn, I must be a fucking genius!

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

93 Nah just kidding, a taint attorney's job is to pleasure a bulldog-shaped woman's gnarly taint. Duh.

Does he have a newsletter, perchance?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 01, 2024 02:32 PM (V8he0)

94 73 "Clamhammer" sounds pretty rough.

Don't make him use the claw.
Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 02:27 PM (yfepr)

What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: The Puffy Scamper Peerless Penetrator at February 01, 2024 02:30 PM (W/lyH)

We had a moron with the nic of 'Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper', didn't we?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (xcxpd)

95 ...over concern that her departure would effectively end the case against Donald Trump...

Why would that deter the dogged search for the truth and meting out justice? The wheels of justice grind slowly, etc. etc.

Willis and her team are keenly aware that the window to go to trial before the 2024 election is rapidly shrinking.

Ohhhh. Now I see.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (991eG)

96 I’m pre-ordering all of Ace’s future romance novels.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (fQe8+)

97 Whiffy Frontbottom sounds Dickensian.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM

Dick-in-sian, perhaps.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (Wnv9h)

98 Good Lord, the lyrics are perfect...

You could have a big dipper
Going up and down, all around the bends
You could have a bumper car, bumping
This amusement never ends

I wanna be your clamhammer
Why don't you call my name?
Oh, let me be your clamhammer
This will be my testimony

Show me 'round your fruit cage
'Cause I will be your honey bee
Open up your fruit cage
Where the fruit is as sweet as can be

I wanna be your clamhammer
Why don't you call my name?
You'd better call the clamhammer
Put your mind at rest
I'm going to be the clamhammer
This can be my testimony
I'm your clamhammer
Let there be no doubt about it

Posted by: Peter "Honeydrip" Gabriel at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (wtvvX)

99 63 I will from now on insist that I be addressed as Clamhammer.

I'm claiming Poonhammer

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Poonhammer at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (aD39U)
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Folks, I have the copyright on 'hammer'.

Posted by: P. Pelosi at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (qfLjt)

100 >>'Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper',

A Moron in high standing.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (yfepr)

101 Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's "business partners" include Rex Bottomquim and Lance Clamhammer.

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I'm imagining a "quadrouple" involving these three and Fanni's multiple snuzzy hazardous waste dumps.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 02:34 PM (4MPwq)

102 According to a cursory web search, "Clam Hammer" was the name of both an Etsy store selling wood etching/carving (now defunct) and of a punk rock band that released a single EP in 2010.

Seems like a more or less open field.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:34 PM (B2vkr)

103 The state of Georgia is proving they ain't ready for prime time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2024 02:34 PM (BdMk6)

104 103 The state of Georgia is proving they ain't ready for prime time.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2024 02:34 PM (BdMk6)

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Send in Sherman!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

105 Yum...a fanny probe! I LOVE fanny probes!

Posted by: Pete Bootyboot at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (6p8Ae)

106 99 63 I will from now on insist that I be addressed as Clamhammer.

I'm claiming Poonhammer

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Poonhammer at February 01, 2024 02:28 PM (aD39U)
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Folks, I have the copyright on 'hammer'.
Posted by: P. Pelosi at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (qfLjt)

Hammer Time

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (weK7N)

107 If they are breaking the law in their little group, they can actually be charged via RICO.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (3CVIc)

108 107 If they are breaking the law in their little group, they can actually be charged via RICO.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (3CVIc)

If?

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (weK7N)

109 64 Ace apparently has a thesaurus that only has words for vagina in it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:29 PM (3CVIc)
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Is that a vagisaurus or vaguesaurus?
.... and does it have short arms?

Posted by: Ciampino - short arms and a short dikus? at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (qfLjt)

110 I gotta get up in this "legal" action to get down.

The ladies will have to pass my legal bar when we exchange briefs.

Posted by: Dick Gozinya, Esq. at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (LaNzR)

111 Hey Pete come here the website has articles about "Sweetdick" and "Honeydick" , Buttigieg husband Chasen Butt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2024 02:36 PM (hB1mF)

112 97 Whiffy Frontbottom sounds Dickensian.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM

Dick-in-sian, perhaps.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (Wnv9h)

Well put. Turgid, in fact.

Posted by: Peter at February 01, 2024 02:36 PM (wtvvX)

113 If they are breaking the law in their little group, they can actually be charged via RICO.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (3CVIc)
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Except that in the state of Georgia, RICO is applicable only to former presidents - and even then, it can only be charged if there's an absence of evidence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:36 PM (B2vkr)

114 Black dudes supposedly aren't so much into going down. Fani and the like must be pretty nasty for that.

Posted by: 85 Bears at February 01, 2024 02:36 PM (Xm9IS)

115 Posted by: Dick Gozinya, Esq. at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (LaNzR)

ha

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:36 PM (weK7N)

116 I would like some of that black privilege.

Don’t make her answer any questions about expenses. That be racist.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 01, 2024 02:36 PM (LX8Sp)

117 56 Again, every single top Republican in GA knew this, knows this and said nothing.

A month ago, they kicked one of their own out of the caucus for daring to suggest Fannie be investigated.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Of course they did. Kemp though is caught in a dilemma--he supports what Fani is doing but doing so overtly will kill his future political career. He also has risks from the trial going forward as to what is revealed about him. Ratshitburger might be taken out as well. Chris Carr, GA AG, the non entity GOPher for Kemp and GOPe is also on the hot seat depending on what is revealed.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 02:37 PM (ZcPYF)

118 Lance Clamhammer.

Unalloyed gold right there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2024 02:37 PM (xRrwE)

119 89 Is this quid, pro, or quo?

I think she’s working pro boner.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at February 01, 2024 02:37 PM (fQe8+)

120 107 If they are breaking the law in their little group, they can actually be charged via RICO.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:35 PM (3CVIc)

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Hey now, let's not be hasty with the RICO charges.

It's not like they were praying and singing hymns in front of an abortion clinic or something heinous like that.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 01, 2024 02:37 PM (QuCh5)

121 Ace is coming up with terms that make you wonder, "How did no one come up with this before??"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (wtvvX)

122 106 99 63 I will from now on insist that I be addressed as Clamhammer.

I'm claiming Poonhammer

Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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"I want to be ..... Your Poonhammer."

I like it.

Posted by: Peter Gabriel at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (ZcPYF)

123 She was getting some of that big black privilege...

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (FQmDC)

124 He walks in beauty, like the night
Of endless bribes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of cocaine white
Meat in his aspect and his thighs;
Snizz mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to moist day denies.

Posted by: Fani at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (lf83v)

125 Except that in the state of Georgia, RICO is applicable only to former presidents - and even then, it can only be charged if there's an absence of evidence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:36 PM (B2vkr)

Fair

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (3CVIc)

126
Casting choices for the movie:

Whoopie Goldberg as Willis. Gary Coleman as Sweetdick.

Or Taraji P. Henson with Tyler Perry.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (j4U/Z)

127 I'm surprised that most of the action in this sordid scandal is on the sex and particularly Fani's gaping spelunker. Actually, I'm not surprised. Sex and all, duh. But the most obvious wrongdoing I've seen so far is Deep Dive Wade's blatantly fraudulent and over-charging billing records. He was clearly defrauding the AG's office and taxpayers. He has zero excuses. At least in NY, that would be an automatic disbarment. Maybe not a crime, but Deep Dive's law career would be over. It's an open-and-shut case.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

128 I hope Ace collects his Fani Willis posts into book form and publishes them in time for Christmas gifting.

Posted by: Mopsy Jean Pierre at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (MJAMf)

129 "Campbell is a partner at Wade & Campbell Firm, where he works with Wade. "

.....

Well good thing they told us. I never would have known.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 01, 2024 02:39 PM (xRrwE)

130 Taint attorney...
Two in the pink and one in the stink... as I always say.
or was that one in the pink ?

Posted by: TAINT Attorney at February 01, 2024 02:39 PM (hvw8+)

131 Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Posted by: Banya at February 01, 2024 02:39 PM (6p8Ae)

132 I smell collusion between Wade's ex and Roman.[i[ Which is a crime, lawyers don’t issue subpoenas, who did? I trust MaCafee whatever he decides.

Desperate people desperately doing desperate things. This is like a Times Square billboard telling the world how fucked Trump really is. It's end times, folks and it's gonna be ugly.

It didn't have to be this way. Simple, ethical hiring decisions would have avoided all this disruption and distraction.

Hiring decisions? No one else would take the case because they knew that’d be smeared with stupid nonsense that has nothing to do with the case. Which is exactly what’s happening. Stop accepting their framing, folks.

I don't know what the two of them were thinking as it was bound to come out and Trump and his minions would do anything that would make it look like something illegal was happening. and all the media and maggots would eat it up.

Yes, GQPers make this look horrible because they're desperate. Sex is just fine and perfectly legal. Do not fall for the smoke and mirrors GQPers are using because they're afraid of going to jail.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 01, 2024 02:39 PM (Zdzep)

133 Ace is coming up with terms that make you wonder, "How did no one come up with this before??"
Posted by: Tex Lovera

I think it was actually VDH who comes up with them. He grants Ace an exclusive license to use them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:39 PM (9yWhg)

134 124 He walks in beauty, like the night
Of endless bribes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of cocaine white
Meat in his aspect and his thighs;
Snizz mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to moist day denies.
Posted by: Fani at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (lf83v)

Good job working "moist" in there.

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:40 PM (weK7N)

135 Top-shelf cruelty.

"Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's "business partners" include Lance Clamhammer and Rex DeQuim."

Epic.

Posted by: Never change, ace at February 01, 2024 02:40 PM (pKFK0)

136 ... It didn't have to be this way. Simple, ethical hiring decisions would have avoided all this disruption and distraction.

Hiring decisions? No one else would take the case because they knew that’d be smeared with stupid nonsense that has nothing to do with the case. Which is exactly what’s happening. Stop accepting their framing, folks. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 01, 2024 02:39 PM (Zdzep)
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I like the second guy there. He's a true partisan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:40 PM (B2vkr)

137 Whiffy Frontbottom >>> Frothy Whiffbottom

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2024 02:40 PM (991eG)

138 Btw the guy who knocked over the statue of Satan in Iowa is being charged with a hate crime. Biden's America

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2024 02:41 PM (FQmDC)

139 If they are breaking the law in their little group, they can actually be charged via RICO.
_________

Whoooaah.

RICO charges against RICO lawyers?

Totally metaphysical, dude.

Posted by: Jeff Spicolli at February 01, 2024 02:41 PM (lf83v)

140 132
Hiring decisions? No one else would take the case because they knew that’d be smeared with stupid nonsense that has nothing to do with the case. Which is exactly what’s happening. Stop accepting their framing, folks.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 01, 2024 02:39 PM (Zdzep)

!!!

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:41 PM (weK7N)

141 Snails!

Posted by: Tony Curtis at February 01, 2024 02:41 PM (FSdPf)

142 133 Ace is coming up with terms that make you wonder, "How did no one come up with this before??"
Posted by: Tex Lovera

I think it was actually VDH who comes up with them. He grants Ace an exclusive license to use them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:39 PM (9yWhg)

Or........

THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME PERSON!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

143 Top-shelf cruelty.

"Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's "business partners" include Lance Clamhammer and Rex DeQuim."

Epic.
Posted by: Never change, ace at February 01, 2024 02:40 PM (pKFK0)

I don't know if anyone has noticed but Ace has a way with words.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 01, 2024 02:42 PM (AiZBA)

144 Rex Dequim wins all the threads.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 01, 2024 02:42 PM (wzAuc)

145 Turn them upside down and they're all sisters.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2024 02:42 PM (FSdPf)

146 I’m pre-ordering all of Ace’s future romance novels.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane

I hear he's working on a song for some dude named Solomon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:42 PM (9yWhg)

147 It sounds classy when you slap an esq at the end

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2024 02:42 PM (FQmDC)

148 I have to say, I'm not the biggest fan of the "Darrius 'Sweetdick' Honeycum" nickname. Funny? Yes. But it implies more intimate knowledge of the dude's dickhammer than I'm comfortable with. Just saying. YMMV.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

149 "Campbell is a partner at Wade & Campbell Firm, where he works with Wade.
_________

Wait. Wade? The abortion case dude?

Mind blown.

Posted by: Jeff Spicolli at February 01, 2024 02:43 PM (lf83v)

150 Of course they did. Kemp though is caught in a dilemma--he supports what Fani is doing but doing so overtly will kill his future political career. He also has risks from the trial going forward as to what is revealed about him. Ratshitburger might be taken out as well. Chris Carr, GA AG, the non entity GOPher for Kemp and GOPe is also on the hot seat depending on what is revealed.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 02:37 PM (ZcPYF)
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Kemp is delusional if he thinks he has any chance at higher office. He *might* be able to win a Senator seat, but that's as far as it goes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2024 02:43 PM (7fElN)

151 127 I'm surprised that most of the action in this sordid scandal is on the sex and particularly Fani's gaping spelunker. Actually, I'm not surprised. Sex and all, duh. But the most obvious wrongdoing I've seen so far is Deep Dive Wade's blatantly fraudulent and over-charging billing records. He was clearly defrauding the AG's office and taxpayers. He has zero excuses. At least in NY, that would be an automatic disbarment. Maybe not a crime, but Deep Dive's law career would be over. It's an open-and-shut case.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

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Tangent:

Have you seen the film Spotlight?

There's a lot of talk about legal ethics in there, and I'm just curious if you had seen it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

152 Why can't they get competent, polished professionals to bedevil and torment Trump? Why are all his adversaries rake-stepping blockheads?

Posted by: It's Weird at February 01, 2024 02:43 PM (L81HX)

153 I’m pre-ordering all of Ace’s future romance novels.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (fQe8+)
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Once he establishes himself in that trade then he, too, can fail to become the governor of Georgia.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:43 PM (B2vkr)

154 Strangely, I'm okay with every turncoat GOPe traitor being pilloried.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2024 02:43 PM (tT6L1)

155 37 Whiffy Frontbottom sounds Dickensian.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM (63Dwl)

Dickinsian, certainly

Posted by: Bloody sordid, eh wot? at February 01, 2024 02:43 PM (pKFK0)

156 @117

>>Of course they did. Kemp though is caught in a dilemma--he supports what Fani is doing but doing so overtly will kill his future political career. He also has risks from the trial going forward as to what is revealed about him. Ratshitburger might be taken out as well. Chris Carr, GA AG, the non entity GOPher for Kemp and GOPe is also on the hot seat depending on what is revealed.

It is rather curious that Georgia elects GOP good old boys state wide but literal marxist and red diaper babies as senators.

That does not compute.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (rc3Z7)

157 Hiring decisions? No one else would take the case because they knew that’d be smeared with stupid nonsense that has nothing to do with the case. Which is exactly what’s happening. Stop accepting their framing, folks.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 01, 2024 02:39 PM (Zdzep)

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Think they have any idea of the very real effort to destroy lawyers who work for Trump or defend 1/6 prisoners?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

158 89 Is this quid, pro, or quo?

Posted by: TC at February 01, 2024 02:32 PM (FjlUt)
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One at the time please ....
a tanner for a working lass or whatever

Posted by: Ciampino - short index? at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (qfLjt)

159 I’m pre-ordering all of Ace’s future romance novels.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane
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I will *definitely* need to pimp those on the Sunday Morning Book Thread.

"Huggy" Squirrel will need to get a new pimp hat for the occasion.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (7fElN)

160 >>>"Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's "business partners" include Rex Bottomquim and Lance Clamhammer."

80 Rex DeQuim is more subtle but equally good.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2024 02:31 PM (LkLld)

Nice teamwork.

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (weK7N)

161 Im thinking the border caravan gathering needs to voice a list of shit that needs to be fixed including Fani's Willis ability to give Donald fair treatment under the law. F'n OJ got better treatment ...WTH?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (VIXjN)

162 Scratch a liberal, find a criminal.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (JRP2U)

163 Holy crap. Laughing out loud here, boss.

Posted by: nurse ratched, person of snizz at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (42IOy)

164 I have a vewy good fwend in Wome called Wex DeQuim.

Posted by: Pontius Piwate at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (wzAuc)

165 Ring around the Rosie
Pocket it back supposedly

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (fwDg9)

166 I'm surprised that most of the action in this sordid scandal is on the sex and particularly Fani's gaping spelunker. Actually, I'm not surprised. Sex and all, duh. But the most obvious wrongdoing I've seen so far is Deep Dive Wade's blatantly fraudulent and over-charging billing records. He was clearly defrauding the AG's office and taxpayers. He has zero excuses. At least in NY, that would be an automatic disbarment. Maybe not a crime, but Deep Dive's law career would be over. It's an open-and-shut case.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)
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It wouldn't be an automatic disbarment if you were in the club of right-thinking lawyers doing the Party's bidding.

This is run of the mill corruption with a sex angle on it. "I help put you in office, then you send work my way and play "see no evil" with the obvious overcharge. Oh, also, I'll throw a bone into ya if that helps seal the deal."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (B2vkr)

167 @154

>>Strangely, I'm okay with every turncoat GOPe traitor being pilloried.

And by pilloried, you mean trebucheted directly into the gaping maw of industrial wood chippers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (rc3Z7)

168 I can tell by reading the DU that none of those people had a real job. Evah. Professional pot smokers.

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (V13WU)

169 Sell the snizzle, not the steak!

Posted by: Law firm marketing 101 at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (pKFK0)

170 So Fani has some Shakespeare in her.

Too

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (FSdPf)

171 "Muffy" is a word that could be profitably worked in there.

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (weK7N)

172 OT but I'm always doing research and get things forwarded to me, so meet the illustrious Israelis of 'Gun Free Kitchen Tables'!

https://gfkt.org/en/

I wonder how they're feeling now! My favorite quote:

"Gun Free Kitchen Tables (GFKT), founded in 2010, is a small arms disarmament and gun control project of Isha L’Isha Feminist Center. Leading the Gun Free Kitchen Tables Coalition (currently numbering 18 organizations), we work to disarm civil space in Israel and in the territories under its control"

HAHAHA!!! How's that working out, bitches.
Donors:

Global Fund for Women
IANSA – International Action Network on Small Arms
Kvinna till Kvinna
Rockefeller Brothers Foundation
Rosa Luxemburg Foundation
Samuel Rubin Foundation

Posted by: LenNeal at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (OJ1IG)

173 *waves at ace*

!!!!

Did you set aside time to write your book today?

I hope so!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

174 Think they have any idea of the very real effort to destroy lawyers who work for Trump or defend 1/6 prisoners?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)
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Yes.

But that's administrative and association action against renegades in the name of justice. Totally different.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (B2vkr)

175 Like many people in the GOP, Kemp's hate for Trump outweighs his desire to do the right thing. He has the power to, but won't.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at February 01, 2024 02:46 PM (xaNfJ)

176 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

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wouldn't that be the spelunkee?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 01, 2024 02:46 PM (wzAuc)

177 And by pilloried, you mean trebucheted directly into the gaping maw of industrial wood chippers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (rc3Z7)
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I'm okay with the original definition and your new expanded version.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2024 02:46 PM (tT6L1)

178 Fun Fact: There is such a thing as too much avocado.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2024 02:46 PM (rc3Z7)

179 @126 Gary Coleman would have to strap a board across his butt to stop him from falling into Whoopi. If he wasn't dead

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2024 02:46 PM (hB1mF)

180 He just wrecks de quim.

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:46 PM (weK7N)

181 174 Yes.

But that's administrative and association action against renegades in the name of justice. Totally different.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (B2vkr)

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You use words all pretty like.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

182 Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's "business partners" include Lance Clamhammer and Rex DeQuim.

Up and comer Buster Highman hadn't made partner at that time.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 01, 2024 02:47 PM (/OWHH)

183 The most obvious wrongdoing I've seen so far is Deep Dive Wade's blatantly fraudulent and over-charging billing records. He was clearly defrauding the AG's office and taxpayers. He has zero excuses. At least in NY, that would be an automatic disbarment. Maybe not a crime, but Deep Dive's law career would be over. It's an open-and-shut case.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Tangent:

Have you seen the film Spotlight?

There's a lot of talk about legal ethics in there, and I'm just curious if you had seen it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
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Is that the movie about homos and won a lot of awards? Then no, I haven't seen it. No desire to. But lawyers can get away with a lot of unethical stuff. But fraudulent billing is a one-way ticket to disbarment. Heavy-hitting partners at major law firms have been disbarred for relatively minor stuff like charging personal taxi rides and personal dinners to the clients. Wade's fraud is on another level.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

184 I’m pre-ordering all of Ace’s future romance novels.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane

"As his throbbing member drilled into her, she collapsed onto the bed like an amateur shelving project."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:48 PM (9yWhg)

185 What kind of book is Ace writing?

Posted by: I'm Hoping for a Pop-Up Book Titled "Guess What? Ewok Butt!" at February 01, 2024 02:48 PM (L81HX)

186 176 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

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wouldn't that be the spelunkee?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 01, 2024 02:46 PM (wzAuc)

spelunkdom
explored by spelunkers and spelunkheads

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:48 PM (weK7N)

187 Dewey Dickem & Howe

Posted by: A FIRM by any other name at February 01, 2024 02:48 PM (bv9lY)

188 183 Is that the movie about homos and won a lot of awards? Then no, I haven't seen it. No desire to. But lawyers can get away with a lot of unethical stuff. But fraudulent billing is a one-way ticket to disbarment. Heavy-hitting partners at major law firms have been disbarred for relatively minor stuff like charging personal taxi rides and personal dinners to the clients. Wade's fraud is on another level.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

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It's the film about the writing of the Boston Globe story on Cardinal Law and the sex abuse in Boston.

Billy Crudup has to keep putting up ethical barriers about not giving information. Just...interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

189 This blonde in her underwear is really happy that when she was looking for a lawyer to marry, she refused to consider any of them that got anywhere near politics:
https://is.gd/m6qnZn

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (B2vkr)

190 168 I can tell by reading the DU that none of those people had a real job. Evah. Professional pot smokers.
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (V13WU)
___________

And dicksmokers

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

191 Again with the Gun Free Kitchen Tables cadre, quote:

"On August 20, 2018, Minister of Public Security Gilad Erdan announced amendments in the criteria under which civilians are eligible or ineligible to apply for a gun license. Media reports estimated that the amended criteria would add about 600,000 candidates to the pool of those eligible to apply for a license, including anyone who ever completed basic infantry training in the military (known as rifleman 07 training) meaning, among other things, that Jewish men form the vast majority of those newly eligible for licenses. This reckless and highly dangerous policy of mass civilian armament, could add hundreds of thousands of civilians bearing firearms on the streets and in homes, to the hundreds of thousands of gun bearers already circulating throughout the civil sphere including conscripts, professional soldiers, police, border police, prison service employees, civilians and others."

Oh, so RECKLESS! So unsafe! So highly dangerous!

Posted by: LenNeal at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (OJ1IG)

192 Why can't they get competent, polished professionals to bedevil and torment Trump? Why are all his adversaries rake-stepping blockheads?
Posted by: It's Weird at February 01, 2024

***
The labor pool available to them *is* composed of "rake-stepping blockheads," so it's not like they have much choice.

Posted by: Sergio Leone, among others at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

193 189 This blonde in her underwear is really happy that when she was looking for a lawyer to marry, she refused to consider any of them that got anywhere near politics:
https://is.gd/m6qnZn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (B2vkr)

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Actual porcelain doll that would crack under the force of my banging.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

194 Think they have any idea of the very real effort to destroy lawyers who work for Trump or defend 1/6 prisoners?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

They think its entirely justified cause "fighting evil."

Posted by: 85 Bears at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (Xm9IS)

195 188 183 Is that the movie about homos and won a lot of awards? Then no, I haven't seen it. No desire to. But lawyers can get away with a lot of unethical stuff. But fraudulent billing is a one-way ticket to disbarment. Heavy-hitting partners at major law firms have been disbarred for relatively minor stuff like charging personal taxi rides and personal dinners to the clients. Wade's fraud is on another level.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

========

It's the film about the writing of the Boston Globe story on Cardinal Law and the sex abuse in Boston.

Billy Crudup has to keep putting up ethical barriers about not giving information. Just...interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
____________________

Ahhhh . . . I'm thinking of "Moonlight" . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

196 And dicksmokers
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

I believe they are called "creatives".

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (V13WU)

197 176 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

---

wouldn't that be the spelunkee?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 01, 2024 02:46 PM (wzAuc)

Etymology

Latin spēlunca "cave" (borrowed from Greek spēlynk-, stem of spêlynx "cave") + er.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (wtvvX)

198 It is rather curious that Georgia elects GOP good old boys state wide but literal marxist and red diaper babies as senators.

That does not compute.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Election fraud that GOPe worked out with Dems.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (ZcPYF)

199 https://is.gd/m6qnZn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Nice legs. Think I see a navel piercing, though, so I'd have to pass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (9yWhg)

200 200

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (weK7N)

201 Something else possibly going on in Fulton County?

http://tinyurl.com/4dp97rka

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has the Burning Questions at February 01, 2024 02:51 PM (JCLJi)

202 ... This reckless and highly dangerous policy of mass civilian armament, could add hundreds of thousands of civilians bearing firearms on the streets and in homes, to the hundreds of thousands of gun bearers already circulating throughout the civil sphere ...
Posted by: LenNeal at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (OJ1IG)
++++
And? Why is reckless and dangerous? What is the problem with increasing circulation of arms in the "civil sphere?" What is the evidence to back up your assertion?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:51 PM (B2vkr)

203 195 Ahhhh . . . I'm thinking of "Moonlight" . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

==========

It is weird that that two movies with "light" in the title won Best Picture one year after the other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

204 176 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)
---
wouldn't that be the spelunkee?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

I believe yesterday had some discussion of Cosmic Gash.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 01, 2024 02:51 PM (+YI9v)

205 Grandpa Jones' style of banjo picking was called 'clamhammer style'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2024 02:51 PM (hirWM)

206 It is weird that that two movies with "light" in the title won Best Picture one year after the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
++++
I'm not saying it was us, but ...

Posted by: Aliens at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (B2vkr)

207 197 176 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

---

wouldn't that be the spelunkee?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 01, 2024 02:46 PM (wzAuc)

Etymology

Latin spēlunca "cave" (borrowed from Greek spēlynk-, stem of spêlynx "cave") + er.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (wtvvX)

"Spelunk" is the sound made from the sloppy, high-speed internal collision after you're sucked in.

Posted by: Watch for the splash zone at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (pKFK0)

208 The movie 'The Firm', wasn't that also about overbilling (the Mafia) as well?

Posted by: Ciampino - enjoyable movie at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (qfLjt)

209 Grandpa Jones' style of banjo picking was called 'clamhammer style'.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom!

Minnie Pearl was a tigress in the sack.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (9yWhg)

210 184 I’m pre-ordering all of Ace’s future romance novels.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane

"As his throbbing member drilled into her, she collapsed onto the bed like an amateur shelving project."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:48 PM (9yWhg)

"He ravished her body like an emaciated ewok gorging on trash"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (wtvvX)

211 203 195 Ahhhh . . . I'm thinking of "Moonlight" . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

==========

It is weird that that two movies with "light" in the title won Best Picture one year after the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

Earlier: Gaslight (1944)

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (weK7N)

212 168 I can tell by reading the DU that none of those people had a real job. Evah. Professional pot smokers.
Posted by: runner

Depends on whether you consider government jobs as a 'real job'.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 02:53 PM (ZcPYF)

213 'front bottom'? new to me. did hear of 'front butt'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 01, 2024 02:53 PM (B1FKF)

214 wait, wait, we have an update !

"Fulton County Prosecutor Fani Willis will reportedly refuse to step down after allegations surfaced in recent weeks of corruption surrounding her probe into former President Donald Trump.

Sources familiar with Willis’ thinking (LOLOLOL!!) told CNN that she will not step down, but will continue her prosecution despite the allegations. Willis has until Friday to respond to the allegations filed by co-defendant Mike Roman, who alleged Willis had an “improper” financial and romantic relationship with her top prosecutor, Nathan Wade."

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 02:53 PM (V13WU)

215 208 The movie 'The Firm', wasn't that also about overbilling (the Mafia) as well?
Posted by: Ciampino - enjoyable movie at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (qfLjt)

==========

I remember one line from the book (I think it's in the movie, too) where the lawyer introduction Tom Cruise's character to the workings of the firm says, "If you think about it in your car on the way to work, bill it."

I guess that's how lawyers get to billing 25 hours a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

216 One of Red Skelton' character called "Clam Kadiddlehammer"?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2024 02:53 PM (hirWM)

217 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade

With snizzlagmites and snizzlactites.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:53 PM (9yWhg)

218 So Fani has some Shakespeare in her.

Too
Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2024 02:45 PM (FSdPf)
==================
Shaking the Speare is reserved, usually a Saturday night special event.

Posted by: Mopsy Jean Pierre at February 01, 2024 02:53 PM (wTBR9)

219 211 Earlier: Gaslight (1944)
Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (weK7N)

=======

Except Gaslight never won Best Picture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

220 >>https://is.gd/m6qnZn

Damn. She is fine.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 02:54 PM (yfepr)

221 I’m pre-ordering all of Ace’s future romance novels.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane

"As his throbbing member drilled into her, she collapsed onto the bed like an amateur shelving project."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:48 PM (9yWhg)

"He ravished her body like an emaciated ewok gorging on trash"
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (wtvvX)
++++
"His post-coital lament sprang from deep within him. He could no longer deny it. The woman panting next to him had been the 'Kaboom' of promiscuous coupling."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:54 PM (B2vkr)

222 So Fani has some Shakespeare in her.

Not to mention Ben's johnson.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:54 PM (9yWhg)

223 217 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade

With snizzlagmites and snizzlactites.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:53 PM (9yWhg)

Nothing tite about it if I had to guess.

Posted by: Why'd you say "spelunker" twice? at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (pKFK0)

224 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade

I saw Gaping Spelunker open for Rockhund at the Bierhalle in Bavaria in '07.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (TuRLx)

225 221 "His post-coital lament sprang from deep within him. He could no longer deny it. The woman panting next to him had been the 'Kaboom' of promiscuous coupling."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:54 PM (B2vkr)

========

"That bad, huh?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

226 Please let Marco Rubio be worked into the novel somewhere.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (3CVIc)

227 He walks in beauty, like the night
Of endless bribes and starry skies;
------
Good job working "moist" in there.

I am nigh on a half-century since jr. high but I can still remember a class mate pointing out that that poem can sung to the tune of "The Worms Crawl In." Try it.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (sNc8Y)

228 226 Please let Marco Rubio be worked into the novel somewhere.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (3CVIc)

=======

Nah, just his trash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

229
Well, I guess we all know what he did for his money.

He worked hard for it!

And you had better treat him right!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (xG4kz)

230 Improper ? How about illegal ?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (V13WU)

231 217 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade

With snizzlagmites and snizzlactites.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:53 PM (9yWhg)

I'm crying laughing....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (wtvvX)

232 Fani Willis
Leticia James
Marilyn Mosby
Kim Foxx
Besides skin color, what do these 4 have in common?
They are all George Soros paid District Attorneys.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (NpAcC)

233 210 184 I’m pre-ordering all of Ace’s future romance novels.
Posted by: Crazy to be sane

"As his throbbing member drilled into her, she collapsed onto the bed like an amateur shelving project."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 02:48 PM (9yWhg)

"He ravished her body like an emaciated ewok gorging on trash"
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (wtvvX)
__________

Have you guys ever read one of those trashy "romance" novels? The sex scenes aren't described much better than that. They're waaaaay over the top with really cheap, cheazy metaphors and similes. And this shit is a billion-dollar industry.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

234
Latin spēlunca "cave" (borrowed from Greek spēlynk-, stem of spêlynx "cave") + er.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024

***
Logically enough, Panthera spelea is the Latin name of the now-extinct cave lion. (Years ago I told Miss Linda that my cat at that time, the big Maine Coon-looking tabby, had racial memories of cave lion days. She thought I was making "cave lion" up.)

Posted by: Sergio Leone, among others at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

235 I find it fascinating that the white house had to stoop to enlisting this group of criminals to prosecute a fact free case, and the the governor, AG, and senate in GA are all so corrupt over the 2020 election that they have to pretend it is valid.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (vr92T)

236 228 226 Please let Marco Rubio be worked into the novel somewhere.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (3CVIc)

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Nah, just his trash.
----------
He wears zipper boots. Chicks get hawt over zipper boots.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (Hpgos)

237 wait, was Whiffy Frontbottom one of the country club girls in Trading Places?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (z+89e)

238 Joe for a moment I thought that was Anya

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (fwDg9)

239 It's kinda like Pretty Woman but Gere is played by Fanni SnazzyClam Willis

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 02:57 PM (3CVIc)

240
Do not fall for the smoke and mirrors GQPers are using

What is a GQPer?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2024 02:57 PM (63Dwl)

241 https://is.gd/m6qnZn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

---

"I'm so lucky to be able to look at my own fabulous cooter anytime I want."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 01, 2024 02:57 PM (wzAuc)

242 Makes me wonder what the kickback for the AG was. Ya gotta know it happened.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2024 02:57 PM (BdMk6)

243
My court is entered through leathery piss flaps, baby! Batter down its doors!

-- Fani's No Tranny!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 02:57 PM (xG4kz)

244 240
Do not fall for the smoke and mirrors GQPers are using

What is a GQPer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2024 02:57 PM (63Dwl)

Geriatric Queer Party

Posted by: Works for the Democrats too at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (pKFK0)

245 Frontbottom, lol.

It all looks the same to me.

Unlimited Gunt

Minivan: 2 in front, 4 in back.

Posted by: THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT MOVIE at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (W+TLY)

246 211 203 195 Ahhhh . . . I'm thinking of "Moonlight" . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

==========

It is weird that that two movies with "light" in the title won Best Picture one year after the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

Earlier: Gaslight (1944)
Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 02:52 PM (weK7N)
__________

Fucklight (2025): the story of Fani and her hungry, gaping spelunker

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

247 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade
*
I saw Gaping Spelunker open for Rockhund at the Bierhalle in Bavaria in '07.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024

***
It's true, "spelunker" means someone who explores caves, whereas I think Elric was referring to Fani's actual cave. But it looks hilarious on the screen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (J2vNu)

248 242 Makes me wonder what the kickback for the AG was. Ya gotta know it happened.
------------
Does an AG get 5% or 10%? What does the law say?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (Hpgos)

249 246 Fucklight (2025): the story of Fani and her hungry, gaping spelunker
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

=======

It ends with Fani talking Trump into giving away all his money to Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

250 Have you guys ever read one of those trashy "romance" novels?

Of course not!

Posted by: Turgid, Throbbing Manhood That Made Her Quiver In Anticipation at February 01, 2024 02:59 PM (L81HX)

251 Of course not!
Posted by: Turgid, Throbbing Manhood That Made Her Quiver In Anticipation at February 01, 2024 02:59 PM (L81HX)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:59 PM (B2vkr)

252 What is a GQPer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2024 02:57 PM (63Dwl)

I'm guessing they are still running with GOP - party of the rich?

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 01, 2024 02:59 PM (/6GbT)

253 Logically enough, Panthera spelea is the Latin name of the now-extinct cave lion. (Years ago I told Miss Linda that my cat at that time, the big Maine Coon-looking tabby, had racial memories of cave lion days. She thought I was making "cave lion" up.)

Posted by: Sergio Leone, among others at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

Had never heard of cave lions before.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 02:59 PM (wtvvX)

254
https://is.gd/m6qnZn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

That has to be the biggest nipple piercing that I have ever seen pictured. "No brag, just fact!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 02:59 PM (xG4kz)

255 I went to the Wade & Campbell law firm's website:

Wade & Campbell Firm
"Our Clients Always Come First"

Have at it horde.

Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2024 03:00 PM (oiNtH)

256
I was listening to an am radio station that plays oldies on the way in this morning and they played "Short Fat Fannie" by little Richard and it cracked me up.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 01, 2024 03:00 PM (+oR7L)

257 Lemon curry?

Posted by: look whats not at February 01, 2024 03:00 PM (nakGR)

258 "I'm so lucky to be able to look at my own fabulous cooter anytime I want."
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 01, 2024 02:57 PM (wzAuc)

It's a man eater!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Poonhammer at February 01, 2024 03:00 PM (aD39U)

259 Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2024 03:00 PM (oiNtH)

I.Just...CAN'T!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 03:00 PM (V13WU)

260 247 Fani's gaping spelunker.
Posted by: Elric Blade
*
I saw Gaping Spelunker open for Rockhund at the Bierhalle in Bavaria in '07.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024

***
It's true, "spelunker" means someone who explores caves, whereas I think Elric was referring to Fani's actual cave. But it looks hilarious on the screen.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (J2vNu)
___________

Correct. I thought "spelunker" looked and sounded funnier, even if not technically correct.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

261 If you pierce a nipple and then lactate does it leak?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:01 PM (Hpgos)

262 Can she get on an elevator with men without her pussy screaming "I'm down here! Fuck me!"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 01, 2024 03:01 PM (YZedl)

263 Lance Clamhammer and Rex DeQuim.
......

What about Butcher Oyster?

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 03:02 PM (v0R5T)

264 Goin' caving:
I love to go a-wandering
Along the mountain track
And as I go, I love to sing
My knapsack on my back

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:02 PM (weK7N)

265 249 246 Fucklight (2025): the story of Fani and her hungry, gaping spelunker
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

=======

It ends with Fani talking Trump into giving away all his money to Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
_____

Oscar winner for sure!

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

266 Jesus. I remember reading a potboiler years ago that had some legal intern or brand new lawyer acting as lead counsel for the impeachment trial of the president (and, of course, doing a marvelous job of it). That was just as believable as hiring this ambulance chaser to handle his first RICO case against Trump.

Posted by: Octochicken at February 01, 2024 03:02 PM (oCS0o)

267
**Actually I had to look it up, "Short Fat Fannie" was by Larry Williams.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 01, 2024 03:02 PM (+oR7L)

268 This blonde in her underwear is really happy that when she was looking for a lawyer to marry, she refused to consider any of them that got anywhere near politics:
https://is.gd/m6qnZn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (B2vkr)

A ZZ-Top song springs to mind ...

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2024 03:03 PM (MqhXY)

269 That has to be the biggest nipple piercing that I have ever seen pictured. "No brag, just fact!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 02:59 PM (xG4kz)

You'd think that would have hurt.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2024 03:03 PM (8Fdcq)

270 Even if they did remove Fani's fanny they would still continue with this bogus case

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2024 03:03 PM (n2vyf)

271
Fani Willis
Leticia James
Marilyn Mosby
Kim Foxx
Besides skin color, what do these 4 have in common?
They are all George Soros paid District Attorneys.
Posted by: redridinghood

We also would have accepted "strippers' names"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 03:03 PM (xG4kz)

272 The sprawling racketeering case still has no trial date
_______________

The Trump Curse claims another victim.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2024 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

273 >>Have you guys ever read one of those trashy "romance" novels?

This was a game I played with the Ex-Wife. Whenever we passed the Romance Novels in a store, one of us would have to pick a Novel and a random Page...

and the other would have to read it, Out Loud, in the store.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 03:03 PM (yfepr)

274 "Fan Tan Fannie" was one of the nightclub numbers in Flower Drum Song.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:03 PM (9yWhg)

275 Ace, you need to release an official statement about this.

Posted by: mpfs, Burn Mouse Burn at February 01, 2024 03:04 PM (QTuUl)

276 Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

Slowly, gradually, I'm beginning to suspect a pattern here...

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 03:04 PM (j4U/Z)

277 Yeah, but capitalism is bad.
*BONG RIP *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2024 03:04 PM (IG4Id)

278 "In March 2019, a seminar on Feminist Action Against Mass Civilian Armament at the University of Capetown Safety and Violence Initiative hosted GFKT Co-Founder and Coordinator, Rela Mazali. This was preceded by meetings and discussions with Adele Kirstein, Founder and Director of Gun Free South Africa..."

Oh, South Africa? You don't say. You don't say. Oh, you DO say?

"In the decade since its foundation in 2020 (sic), GFKT staff have been interviewed and its research and data quoted on Australian ABC Radio, Al Jazeera, on Muftah, the Wall Street Journal, Vice News, Voice of America, on the Dutch NRC, on Mondoweiss and on Middle East Eye."

A 'Jewish' Feminist group bonking Al-Jazeera. Do go on.

Posted by: LenNeal at February 01, 2024 03:04 PM (OJ1IG)

279 This blonde in her underwear is really happy that when she was looking for a lawyer to marry, she refused to consider any of them that got anywhere near politics:
https://is.gd/m6qnZn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (B2vkr)

Better. Yes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2024 03:04 PM (BdMk6)

280 Logically enough, Panthera spelea is the Latin name of the now-extinct cave lion. (Years ago I told Miss Linda that my cat at that time, the big Maine Coon-looking tabby, had racial memories of cave lion days. She thought I was making "cave lion" up.)

Posted by: Sergio Leone, among others at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

Had never heard of cave lions before.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

They never got along with cave bears.
Too clannish.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 03:04 PM (TuRLx)

281 "Poke Salad Fani"

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:04 PM (weK7N)

282 Wait, garrett was once married?

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2024 03:04 PM (MqhXY)

283 If you pierce a nipple and then lactate does it leak?

Andrew Cuomo has entered the chat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 01, 2024 03:04 PM (YZedl)

284 273 This was a game I played with the Ex-Wife. Whenever we passed the Romance Novels in a store, one of us would have to pick a Novel and a random Page...

and the other would have to read it, Out Loud, in the store.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 03:03 PM (yfepr)

=========

*the last happy day of garrett's marriage*

"Read it."
"It's not even a romance novel."
"I said read it!"
*sighs, opens Kant's Critique of Pure Reason*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

285
Can she get on an elevator with men without her pussy screaming "I'm down here! Fuck me!"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards

Her pussy is the ventriloquist

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 03:05 PM (xG4kz)

286 Even if they did remove Fani's fanny they would still continue with this bogus case
Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2024 03:03 PM (n2vyf)

You would think that if they remove the Special Prosecutor that the grand jury would have to start over since it was his show.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Poonhammer at February 01, 2024 03:05 PM (aD39U)

287 *sighs, opens Kant's Critique of Pure Reason*

In German.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:06 PM (9yWhg)

288 That has to be the biggest nipple piercing that I have ever seen pictured. "No brag, just fact!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 02:59 PM (xG4kz)

Aaaah, NOW I get it.....

Posted by: Slow on the Uptake guy at February 01, 2024 03:06 PM (wtvvX)

289 3 Logically enough, Panthera spelea is the Latin name of the now-extinct cave lion. (Years ago I told Miss Linda that my cat at that time, the big Maine Coon-looking tabby, had racial memories of cave lion days. She thought I was making "cave lion" up.)

Posted by: Sergio Leone, among others at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

Had never heard of cave lions before.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024

***
They were a comfortable margin larger in every department than even our biggest lions today. Some have suggested that the lions of Tsavo -- the infamous ones who picked off railway workers in the 1890s in Africa, and the ones that live in that area still -- might be descended from the cave species.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

290 https://is.gd/m6qnZn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 02:49 PM (B2vkr)

A ZZ-Top song springs to mind ...
Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2024 03:03 PM (MqhXY)

Springs.
Good word here.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2024 03:06 PM (W/lyH)

291 >>*sighs, opens Kant's Critique of Pure Reason*

Hahaha - Very appropriate.

Posted by: garrett at February 01, 2024 03:07 PM (yfepr)

292 Had never heard of cave lions before.
Posted by: Tex Lovera
*
They never got along with cave bears.
Too clannish.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024

***
Ahhh, I see what you did there!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

293 sock discard....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 03:08 PM (wtvvX)

294 252 What is a GQPer?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2024 02:57 PM (63Dwl)

I'm guessing they are still running with GOP - party of the rich?
Posted by: A dude in MI

In deranged Lefty circles, it's a mix between the standard GOP and "Q" for Qanon, making it for extra wackadoddle Trumpers in their lexicon

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 01, 2024 03:08 PM (+YI9v)

295 They never got along with cave bears.
Too clannish.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024

***
Ahhh, I see what you did there!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

😁😁😁

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 03:08 PM (TuRLx)

296 Is everyone in Atlanta a grifting shitbag?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 01, 2024 03:09 PM (XMwZJ)

297 Biggus Dickus’ wife. Remember everybody? Really, Ace, patent your pron name generator.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (as3uC)

298 Wade & Campbell Firm
"Our Clients Always Come First"

"Here, the customer always comes first!" was the sign over the bar at the semi-official British Army brothel in Belize, when the British Army was garrisoning Belize.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (YAtuc)

299 300

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (weK7N)

300 Fani Willis
Leticia James
Marilyn Mosby
Kim Foxx
Besides skin color, what do these 4 have in common?
They are all George Soros paid ~~District Attorneys~~ stooges.
Posted by: redridinghood

***
Fixed

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

301 300!

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (weK7N)

302 So Joe told the grieving Parents of the Soldier he was responsible for the death of
that his son Beau died in Iraq ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (n2vyf)

303 Is everyone in Atlanta a grifting shitbag?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

Yes.

Si. (Also yes, but in Spanish)

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (TuRLx)

304 299 300
Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (weK7N)

301 300!
Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (weK7N)

=========

Perfection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

305 18 15 Sure seems like Trump has a snazzy lawsuit here.

or a snizzy one

---

SILENCE!
You and Trump have DEFAMED miss Willis, and I order you to pay 20 Grillion Dollars.

Posted by: Judge Kaplan at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (9ByK+)

306 296 Is everyone in Atlanta a grifting shitbag?
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Its so bad even the Braves left.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (Hpgos)

307 Nailed it.

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:11 PM (weK7N)

308 With all of the shenanigans Fani has been up to, how was she even allowed within a country mile of the politically sensitive Trump case?

You're assuming a sense of shame where none exists.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2024 02:25 PM (CsUN+)
_______________

Also assuming an IQ > 85. If she had any brains at all, she would've kept her head down (?) when this came up. The chances that her shenanigans would become public?

100%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2024 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

309 They are all George Soros paid ~~District Attorneys~~ stooges.
Posted by: redridinghood

Ted Healy's were better.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 03:11 PM (TuRLx)

310 Bradley made three donations to Willis' campaign: $1,000 in June 2020, $550 in October 2020 and $2,500 in June 2023, according to campaign disclosure reports.

Meanwhile, the district attorney's office paid Bradley $74,480

What the hell am I doing in the stock market? Being a sucker, that's what.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2024 03:12 PM (bY0qD)

311 I think I'd read someplace, too, that the lions of Tsavo, those that live there today, are unique among lions in that the males do not have manes. They behave like maned lions, but look like the females, only bigger.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 03:12 PM (J2vNu)

312 Is everyone in Atlanta a grifting shitbag?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 01, 2024 03:09 PM (XMwZJ)

Probably. The south never rid itself of it's democrat heritage.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2024 03:13 PM (BdMk6)

313 I think I'd read someplace, too, that the lions of Tsavo, those that live there today, are unique among lions in that the males do not have manes.

They behave like maned lions, but look like the females, only bigger.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

F'n trannies.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 03:13 PM (TuRLx)

314 Bradley made three donations to Willis' campaign: $1,000 in June 2020, $550 in October 2020 and $2,500 in June 2023, according to campaign disclosure reports.

Meanwhile, the district attorney's office paid Bradley $74,480 between May 2021 and June 2022, according to county records. It remains unclear what work he was doing during that period.

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Come on guys, you don't really think she would engage in a play for pay scheme for a few measly thousand dollars do you?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 01, 2024 03:13 PM (T5lnw)

315 235 I find it fascinating that the white house had to stoop to enlisting this group of criminals to prosecute a fact free case, and the the governor, AG, and senate in GA are all so corrupt over the 2020 election that they have to pretend it is valid.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM (vr92T)

TOLD YA SO!

Posted by: "Tank" Abrams at February 01, 2024 03:13 PM (j4U/Z)

316 That must be some vagina.

Ewwwwwww

Posted by: mpfs, Burn Mouse Burn at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (QTuUl)

317 312 Is everyone in Atlanta a grifting shitbag?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 01, 2024 03:09 PM (XMwZJ)

Probably. The south never rid itself of it's democrat heritage.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Don't forget about us!

Posted by: Corrupt Shitbag Yankee Carpetbaggers at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (+YI9v)

318 124 He walks in beauty, like the night
Of endless bribes and starry skies;
And all that’s best of cocaine white
Meat in his aspect and his thighs;
Snizz mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to moist day denies.
Posted by: Fani at February 01, 2024 02:38 PM (lf83v)

Posted in the sidebar!

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (weK7N)

319 think I'd read someplace, too, that the lions of Tsavo, those that live there today, are unique among lions in that the males do not have manes. They behave like maned lions, but look like the females, only bigger.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

True

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (vr92T)

320
Wade & Campbell Firm
"Our Clients Always Come First"

"Here, the customer always comes first!" was the sign over the bar at the semi-official British Army brothel in Belize, when the British Army was garrisoning Belize.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 03:10 PM (YAtuc)

That's also one of the transitional James Bond jokes from "You Only Live Twice", Connery to Moore era. "In Japan, Mr Bond, men always come first."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (n+4am)

321 316 That must be some vagina.

Ewwwwwww
Posted by: mpfs, Burn Mouse Burn at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (QTuUl)

I think it was the money...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (n2vyf)

322 Oh no!

Over 500 journalists were laid off from news outlets in January, according to a new report released Thursday, as many organizations continue to struggle financially.

The layoffs reflect the grim state of the news business. In January alone, the industry — including print, broadcast and digital media — saw 538 announced layoffs, according to the report from Challenger, Gray & Christmas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (xVkS/)

323 They never got along with cave bears.
Too clannish.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024

I actually tried to read that piece of crap once.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (9yWhg)

324 Forget it Jake, its Fannitown

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (3NsUs)

325 Ok, she's paying her boyfriend. I doubt she's doing it for sausage. How much is he paying her? Even split into Caribbean or Bahamian bank accounts?

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2024 03:14 PM (BWLO+)

326 Lots of sold souls. Tearing the fabric of our Nation. This isn't taxpayer funded strippers, this is foundational.

Maybe I just need a Snickers.

Posted by: DOYLE at February 01, 2024 03:15 PM (Z8Yh2)

327 Wade and Campbell is the Firmest.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2024 03:15 PM (xVkS/)

328 313 I think I'd read someplace, too, that the lions of Tsavo, those that live there today, are unique among lions in that the males do not have manes.

They behave like maned lions, but look like the females, only bigger.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

F'n trannies.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 03:13 PM (TuRLx)
_____

They have photos of the two original man-eaters. They are male lions with no manes. They look like giant cougars.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

329 Willis has until Friday to respond to the allegations filed by co-defendant Mike Roman, who alleged Willis had an “improper” financial and romantic relationship with her top prosecutor, Nathan Wade."

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I really don't see how this has any bearing on the prosecution. - some rando lawyer troll commenter.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 01, 2024 03:16 PM (T5lnw)

330 With all of the shenanigans Fani has been up to, how was she even allowed within a country mile of the politically sensitive Trump case?

You are thinking that the shenanigans are disqualifying.

When really they are her certification.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2024 03:16 PM (ASVTS)

331 Oregon supreme court rules 11 Republican's cannot be placed on the 2024 ballot because they violated a law that states that, they must be present and be at work X number of times a year.

I am not shocked as most R politicians are lazy mofo's.
See AZ state R's for reference.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2024 03:16 PM (eYF7X)

332 328 They look like giant cougars.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

========

Snoo-snoo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at February 01, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

333 Can we clone the lions of Tsavo and have them become the lions of Davos?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:16 PM (9yWhg)

334 They have photos of the two original man-eaters. They are male lions with no manes. They look like giant cougars.
Posted by: Elric Blade

They were stuffed and are on exhibit at the Field Museum in Chicago

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2024 03:17 PM (vr92T)

335 ANC-tier governance here.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 01, 2024 03:17 PM (rJ48h)

336 @328

>>They have photos of the two original man-eaters. They are male lions with no manes. They look like giant cougars.

So, Ninja Lions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2024 03:17 PM (rc3Z7)

337 Lots of sold souls. Tearing the fabric of our Nation. This isn't taxpayer funded strippers, this is foundational.

Maybe I just need a Snickers.
Posted by: DOYLE

I got yer snizzkers right here.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 01, 2024 03:17 PM (MsrgL)

338 They look like giant cougars.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

========

Snoo-snoo?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You can find those at any off campus bar on Friday nights.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 03:17 PM (TuRLx)

339 These are the funniest posts. I may start a twitter account for Darius if it has not been done already.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 01, 2024 03:18 PM (NtAi/)

340 Oregon supreme court rules 11 Republican's cannot be placed on the 2024 ballot because they violated a law that states that, they must be present and be at work X number of times a year.

I am not shocked as most R politicians are lazy mofo's.
See AZ state R's for reference.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2024 03:16 PM (eYF7X)

They missed because they were denying a quorum to the gun grabber bills.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) The Poonhammer at February 01, 2024 03:18 PM (aD39U)

341 Bradley made three donations to Willis' campaign: $1,000 in June 2020, $550 in October 2020 and $2,500 in June 2023, according to campaign disclosure reports.

Meanwhile, the district attorney's office paid Bradley $74,480
________________

So ... got out of Fani a lot more than he put in. As it were.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 01, 2024 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

342 323 Movie had it's strong points...

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2024 03:19 PM (FQmDC)

343 Of course they did. Kemp though is caught in a dilemma--he supports what Fani is doing but doing so overtly will kill his future political career. He also has risks from the trial going forward as to what is revealed about him. Ratshitburger might be taken out as well. Chris Carr, GA AG, the non entity GOPher for Kemp and GOPe is also on the hot seat depending on what is revealed.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 02:37 PM (ZcPYF)

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What kind of banana republic are they running down there in Georgia. Someone needs to take a midnight train to Georgia on the night when the lights go out.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 01, 2024 03:19 PM (T5lnw)

344 Whiffy Frontbottom sounds Dickensian.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2024 02:26 PM

Dick-in-sian, perhaps.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2024 02:33 PM (Wnv9h)

-------------

"Roll over Bill Shakespeare
Tell Chas Dickens the news"

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 03:19 PM (W2/FY)

345 Clamhammer would be a good name for a Dwarven clan in D&D.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 01, 2024 03:19 PM (kEq/B)

346 The downside to paid streaming is that people hist don't know what new and exciting products there are. New idea! Products can connect with audiences in short video snippets interspersed within their streaming programming!

The Seattle-based megaretailer is putting the best possible spin on it, helpfully explaining how "Prime Video ads can help brands connect with audiences through premium streaming content."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2024 03:19 PM (xVkS/)

347 338 They look like giant cougars.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

========

Snoo-snoo?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You can find those at any off campus bar on Friday nights.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 03:17 PM (TuRLx)
______________

The prettier ones are at on-campus bars . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

348 SILENCE!
You and Trump have DEFAMED miss Willis, and I order you to pay 20 Grillion Dollars.
Posted by: Judge Kaplan

That's so terrible...it reminds me of the 4 Brazillion soldiers killed in Iraq!

Posted by: George W. Bush at February 01, 2024 03:20 PM (JCZqz)

349
I got yer snizzkers right here.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 01, 2024 03:17 PM (MsrgL)

Packed with peanuts

Posted by: And rich, gooey...caramel. Yeah. at February 01, 2024 03:20 PM (pKFK0)

350
Politico reports over 500 Journalists have been laid off in January.

Time to go out and have a beer in celebration.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 03:20 PM (j4U/Z)

351 What kind of banana republic are they running down there in Georgia. Someone needs to take a midnight train to Georgia on the night when the lights go out.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 01, 2024 03:19 PM (T5lnw)

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It's been on my mind.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (W2/FY)

352 345 Clamhammer would be a good name for a Dwarven clan in D&D.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 01, 2024 03:19 PM (kEq/B)
____________

"Fuck you!"

-- Moradin

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

353 Has Biden even spoken to their parents yet? All three service members were black.

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (FQmDC)

354 @350

>>Time to go out and have a beer in celebration.

And by beer you mean Gin and Tonic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (rc3Z7)

355 Politico reports over 500 Journalists have been laid off in January.

Time to go out and have a beer in celebration.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 03:20 PM (j4U/Z)

It's a start...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (wtvvX)

356 This whole tale is an excellent vehicle for studying Primitive Cultures.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (Hpgos)

357 BTW Trump went to court saying the Russian collusion stuff defamed him and the judge threw it out.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (ASVTS)

358
They have photos of the two original man-eaters. They are male lions with no manes. They look like giant cougars.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024

***
I wonder if it's their size that leads biologists to suggest the Tsavo animals might be directly descended from the cave species -- or if we have some cave wall paintings that show the beasts of that time had no manes?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (J2vNu)

359
They have photos of the two original man-eaters. They are male lions with no manes. They look like giant cougars.
Posted by: Elric Blade

They were stuffed and are on exhibit at the Field Museum in Chicago
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2024 03:17 PM (vr92T)

The stuffed lions are actually kind of small now, because the pelts have had to be cut down when they get restuffed from time to time. The original lions were big, and scary as hell, when you check out the contemporary photos.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (n+4am)

360 USDHHS training for teachers says that if a student says, "There are only two genders," that is harassment and bullying and the teacher has a duty to stop it.

http://tiny.cc/bz9mwz

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2024 03:22 PM (Odg76)

361 Leopards are the meanest big cats. They will kill you for fun. So like house cats...

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2024 03:22 PM (FQmDC)

362 Politico reports over 500 Journalists have been laid off in January.

Time to go out and have a beer in celebration.
___________

Damn you, dry January!

Posted by: 500 Unemployed Journalists at February 01, 2024 03:22 PM (lf83v)

363 >>Time to go out and have a beer in celebration.

And by beer you mean Gin and Tonic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (rc3Z7)

And by Gin and Tonic you mean Manhattan.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 03:22 PM (wtvvX)

364 357-Clearly better lawyers were needed.

Posted by: DOYLE at February 01, 2024 03:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

365 Tigers >> all other big cats

My wife told me yesterday about some news story that said Siberian tigers have been on the rampage lately, killing people.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:23 PM (9yWhg)

366 362 Politico reports over 500 Journalists have been laid off in January.
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How many Journalists does Politico have?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:24 PM (Hpgos)

367 Off money maker sock

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2024 03:24 PM (MsrgL)

368 358
They have photos of the two original man-eaters. They are male lions with no manes. They look like giant cougars.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024

***
I wonder if it's their size that leads biologists to suggest the Tsavo animals might be directly descended from the cave species -- or if we have some cave wall paintings that show the beasts of that time had no manes?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (J2vNu)
_________

Both. There's a documentary on those ancient cave paintings in France that talks about paintings of male lions with no manes. I think the cave is bullshit and not nearly as old as they claim (and may be a total hoax), though. Also, why can't these animals be cougars or something like that? Why are they necessarily LIONS without manes?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

369 My wife told me yesterday about some news story that said Siberian tigers have been on the rampage lately, killing people.
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They are pissed at Putin or Thatcher, whichever.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:24 PM (Hpgos)

370 Politico reports over 500 Journalists have been laid off in January.

We call that a good start over at Coding Inc. Soak in it mutherfuckers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 03:25 PM (4p0Xq)

371 Wow. And I thought my signs and wonders against the Baalists were impressive.

Posted by: Elijah at February 01, 2024 03:25 PM (lf83v)

372 353 Has Biden even spoken to their parents yet? All three service members were black.
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (FQmDC)

Greg Price
@greg_price11
4h
Joe Biden tells the parents of one of the soldiers who died in Syria over the weekend that he lost his son Beau in Iraq.
His son died of brain cancer five years after returning from Iraq.

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:25 PM (weK7N)

373 @363

>>And by Gin and Tonic you mean Manhattan.

I'll see you a Manhattan and raise you an Old Fashioned.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2024 03:25 PM (rc3Z7)

374 My wife told me yesterday about some news story that said Siberian tigers have been on the rampage lately, killing people.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024

***
Understandable. In F. Joe's economy there's no work, so you gotta take the food where you find it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

375 I think the cave is bullshit and not nearly as old as they claim (and may be a total hoax), though.

Yeah, I think the paintings of soup cans pretty much give the game away.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:25 PM (9yWhg)

376 357 BTW Trump went to court saying the Russian collusion stuff defamed him and the judge threw it out.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (ASVTS)

----------------

That's different.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 01, 2024 03:25 PM (T5lnw)

377 They have photos of the two original man-eaters. They are male lions with no manes. They look like giant cougars.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024

I went through the desert on a horse with no mane.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 03:25 PM (4p0Xq)

378 The original lions were big, and scary as hell, when you check out the contemporary photos.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

The Ghost and the Darkness is actually an accurate movie, if you skip all of the scenes with Michael Douglas.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2024 03:26 PM (vr92T)

379 Has Biden even spoken to their parents yet? All three service members were black.
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (FQmDC)
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There's a twitter clip going around with him telling one family about his son dying in Iraq - can't help himself

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 01, 2024 03:26 PM (MKoxD)

380 I think the cave lion survives on Oak Island.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:26 PM (9yWhg)

381 365 Tigers >> all other big cats

My wife told me yesterday about some news story that said Siberian tigers have been on the rampage lately, killing people.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:23 PM (9yWhg)
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I dunno. In terms of beauty, it's tough to beat a cheetah or snow leopard. I've seen both up close and personal. Beautiful animals.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

382 "I think the cave is bullshit and not nearly as old as they claim (and may be a total hoax), though."
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That's what I said.

Boy, was I wrong.

Posted by: Madonna's Gynecologist at February 01, 2024 03:27 PM (lf83v)

383
This whole tale is an excellent vehicle for studying Primitive Cultures.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (Hpgos)

Did you go to Emily Dickinson College?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2024 03:27 PM (n+4am)

384 Snuzz update: Stuffed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 03:27 PM (4p0Xq)

385 The Ghost and the Darkness is actually an accurate movie, if you skip all of the scenes with Michael Douglas.
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Douglas looked like a train wrecked hippie. He was also a very small guy. What happened to those Spartacus genes?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:28 PM (Hpgos)

386 381 Yeah, snow leopards are beautiful. So are Pallas' cats from Central Asia, though they aren't big cats.

Clouded leopards are neat-looking, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:28 PM (9yWhg)

387 I think the cave lion survives on Oak Island.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:26 PM (9yWhg)
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I wish it would eat Rick Lagina.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

388 The original lions were big, and scary as hell, when you check out the contemporary photos.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The Ghost and the Darkness is actually an accurate movie, if you skip all of the scenes with Michael Douglas.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2024

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The screenwriter, William Goldman, said there were only two real-life incidents he knew about that he thought would make good movies just as they stood. One was the lions of Tsavo.

The other was the story of . . . Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 03:28 PM (J2vNu)

389
I find it fascinating that the white house had to stoop to enlisting this group of criminals to prosecute a fact free case, and the the governor, AG, and senate in GA are all so corrupt over the 2020 election that they have to pretend it is valid.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2024 02:56 PM

On a long enough timeline we're going to discover the smoking gun for all of those folks. I suspect an 'Asian' country - and this is how the media will name yet try to hide the culprits.

Sucks to be them knowing it will eventually become common knowledge.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2024 03:28 PM (nIvob)

390 383
This whole tale is an excellent vehicle for studying Primitive Cultures.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:21 PM (Hpgos)

Did you go to Emily Dickinson College?
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Yes, until Fawn died in the pottery kiln accident. The horror.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:29 PM (Hpgos)

391 > The Ghost and the Darkness is actually an accurate movie, if you skip all of the scenes with Michael Douglas.

When I was a kid, I thought it was weird that everyone was mad at him for not function checking the rifle someone gave him. I thought he had a reasonable expectation the rifle would work properly.

After I became familiar with rifle marksmanship, I completely changed my mind. Not only should he have function checked it, he should have sighted it in and run many rounds through it before going in to battle.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2024 03:29 PM (Odg76)

392 "My son spent a year in Iraq. That's how I lost him."

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:29 PM (weK7N)

393 So this is a pussy thread in more ways than one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)

394 Is everyone in Atlanta a grifting shitbag?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 01, 2024 03:09 PM (XMwZJ)

I saw the Grifting shitbags open for Boxcar Willy at Union-Pacific Hobo gathering and Travelin Man Festival in 64'

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at February 01, 2024 03:30 PM (VIXjN)

395 This whole tale is an excellent vehicle for studying Primitive Cultures.
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Which is ANOTHER thing I said about Madonna's hoo-hah.

Posted by: Madonna's Gynecologist at February 01, 2024 03:30 PM (lf83v)

396 394 Boxcar Willy! Actually saw him perform once, at the county fair.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:31 PM (9yWhg)

397 386 381 Yeah, snow leopards are beautiful. So are Pallas' cats from Central Asia, though they aren't big cats.

Clouded leopards are neat-looking, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:28 PM (9yWhg)
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Yea, if you're gonna open the door to smaller cats, then there are a lot to choose from because they are generally cuter.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

398 374 My wife told me yesterday about some news story that said Siberian tigers have been on the rampage lately, killing people.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024

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Understandable. In F. Joe's economy there's no work, so you gotta take the food where you find it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

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Our jerbs are getting replaced by robots!

Posted by: Siberian Tigers Local 505 at February 01, 2024 03:31 PM (snyZJ)

399 Did you go to Emily Dickinson College?

Studied at the Dixon Cider capmus.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 03:31 PM (TuRLx)

400 387 I think the cave lion survives on Oak Island.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 03:26 PM (9yWhg)
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I wish it would eat Rick Lagina.
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He's got his eye on Billy Gerhardt. No way Billy is getting out of the backhoe.

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:31 PM (Hpgos)

401
Don Wolt
@tlowdon
Jan 29
Replying to @RNCResearch
I predict that, despite the desperate admonitions from his staff not to do so, Biden will be unable to resist sharing, once again, the fictitious story he likes to tell at military gatherings & memorials about his son, Beau, also coming home from Iraq in a flag-draped casket.

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:31 PM (weK7N)

402
This whole tale is an excellent vehicle for studying Primitive Cultures.
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Which is ANOTHER thing I said about Madonna's hoo-hah.
Posted by: Madonna's Gynecologist at February 01, 2024 03:30 PM (lf83v)

I'm not a fan of spelunking myself...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2024 03:32 PM (n+4am)

403 On a long enough timeline we're going to discover the smoking gun for all of those folks. I suspect an 'Asian' country - and this is how the media will name yet try to hide the culprits.

Sucks to be them knowing it will eventually become common knowledge.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

I was watching the Chinese market that evening. It crashed, and when six state suspended legitimate vote counting, it exploded higher.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2024 03:32 PM (vr92T)

404 nood emmer

Posted by: m at February 01, 2024 03:32 PM (weK7N)

405 I wish it would eat Rick Lagina.
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He's got his eye on Billy Gerhardt. No way Billy is getting out of the backhoe.
Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 03:31 PM (Hpgos)
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Might be able to coax him out with a cheeseburger.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

406 Blep

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2024 03:34 PM (/PkxG)

407 Clamhammer is okay, I much prefer Clamhammer 40,000.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 01, 2024 03:40 PM (f1kZG)

408 Gee, I'm old fashioned, I can recall when attorneys (and I use that word advisedly) would be disbarred for such activities.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2024 03:42 PM (XeU6L)

409 I can't even...

Now, I may be old fashioned, but one might say that given Fani has given, on a solid gold platter, the Trump defense team the perfect get out of jail free card, me think the best thing for Fani, Trump, and the country, would be for her to immediately recuse herself from the case. There is no zero chance she can win, because the case is completely tainted.

Buit being the corrupt, attention seeking ho she is, she'll soldier on till someone kicks her to the streets.

Posted by: Garbled memo at February 01, 2024 04:31 PM (mvURQ)

410 Boebert doesn't have anything on the Fani. That guy got away.
Fani snapper gets him to wade right in and keep swimming around for more clam juice.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2024 04:58 PM (FSdPf)

411 Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's "business partners" include Lance Clamhammer and Rex DeQuim.

Once again, I am very glad that I never drink anything while reading Ace's cruel but accurate comments. Otherwise, I'd have to buy a new keyboard at least once a month.

Posted by: Retired, thank God! at February 01, 2024 05:58 PM (9BIt9)

412 It’s not like Sweetdick can fail. The verdict was only awaiting the trial. It’s a necessary formality.

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