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James O'Keefe Honeydicks a Biden White House Official and Gets Him on Video Admitting Biden Has Cognitive Decline

Happy February. February is a good month because it's the official start of the last lap of winter. Any cold or snow can be rucked with a "Well, this winter shit's gonna be done in four or six weeks, so whatever, dude." You can't do that in January.

James O'Keefe sprayed his hair brown and put on big glasses and pretended to be gay to honeydick a Biden White House official on a date.

I don't know that this matters much -- this guy isn't exactly Inner Circle -- but it's kind of fun and I need a cheapie to start the day.


BREAKING VIDEO: Top White House Cyber Official tells O'Keefe in Disguise "they can't say it publicly" the White House wants to replace Kamala Harris and Confirms President @JoeBiden mental decline: "Biden is definitely slowing down."

"I'm just telling you what I've heard... they're really concerned about it" ..."I think they need to get rid of him or her."

"But no one in modern history has ever said, like, 'We're not going to renominate the president for a second term.'"

Charlie Kraiger @CharlieKraiger, a Cybersecurity policy analyst and Foreign affairs Desk Officer in the Executive Office at the White House, tells O'Keefe "I had a meeting with Michelle Obama @michelleobama .... Someone asked her, 'Will you ever run for office?' And she said, 'No' Empathically." She was like, 'I've seen all this shit my husband has had to go through and that does not interest me.' "

@VP @KamalaHarris hemorrhages black staff. She can't keep black staff. They quit on her en masse"

"She will be the vice president nominee. There was a debate about removing her from the ticket, but sadly they didn't, she's not popular, but you can't remove the first black lady to be vice president from the Goddamn presidential ticket. Like what kind of message are you going to send to like African-American voters...People would be like, "What the fuck?" Like she's a woman and she's multiracial."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:02 PM




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1 HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024 12:02 PM (N1tpc)

2 O'Keefe, out there doing the job that NO ONE else will do.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024 12:03 PM (N1tpc)

3 Hi Ace

Very prompt this week.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:03 PM (t/2Uw)

4 It's amazing to see what people will spill sometimes.

Posted by: Blanco at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM (sW/8y)

5 Biden...cognitive decline?...That's a scoop.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM (AwYPR)

6 And why is no one else doing such an EASY thing?

Actual journalism. Actual investigations. Actual research.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM (N1tpc)

7 That’s great but why the hell can’t he infiltrate the Philly or Atlanta election system?

And why the hell is he the only conservative that does this stuff?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM (kK343)

8 Might be appropriate to also talk about no charges for pron in a Senate hearing room.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM (t/2Uw)

9 O'Keefe, out there doing the job that NO ONE else will do.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024 12:03 PM (N1tpc)


Well, he's an investigative reporter and everyone else is a "journalist".

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM (AiZBA)

10 Meow.. Queens dishing out gossip... I enjoyed it

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM (n2vyf)

11 Side note.. I think Jan has the record for the use of Honeydick in the headlines.

So far.

Posted by: Blanco at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM (sW/8y)

12 Lol.

I always think of WH staffers like the thinly disgused Stephanopoulos character in Mars Attacks

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 01, 2024 12:05 PM (C2U4G)

13 And why is no one else doing such an EASY thing?

Actual journalism. Actual investigations. Actual research.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM (N1tpc)

Oh right. Because they don't want to make people in power mad.

They prefer to play nice and get invited to balls and things.

They like to be part of the ruling class. And you don't trick members of the ruling class. That's low class.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024 12:05 PM (N1tpc)

14 Biden called the families of the three American servicemen killed in Jordan.

He talked about Beau, of course. After all, Biden has been in the exact same position that these families are in now.

Scum.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 12:06 PM (YAtuc)

15 Side note.. I think Jan has the record for the use of Honeydick in the headlines.

So far.
Posted by: Blanco at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM


Are we sure than "Honeydick" would be appropriate for a ghey disguise? Maybe Nutelladick?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2024 12:06 PM (Wnv9h)

16
The only straight white guys working for Joey are pedophiles.

Okay, maybe coke dealers.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 12:06 PM (j4U/Z)

17
The whole thing is kinda 🏳️‍🌈. Interesting, but dripping the gayness.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2024 12:07 PM (nIvob)

18 No Winter here in Minnesota.

It hit 55F yesterday. The snow is gone. We had the warmest ever December on record.

This is very similar to the Winter of 1877-1878, where there was no winter.

Posted by: rd at February 01, 2024 12:07 PM (QM/Y1)

19 Actual journalism. Actual investigations. Actual research.
---
How can we have time for that?!
Read my latest opinion piece in the NYT, "The Conservative Case for Preemptive Surrender on Everything"
/s/ Con, Inc.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 01, 2024 12:07 PM (C2U4G)

20 That guy must be living under a rock. O'Keefe wasn't even disguised, with the possible exception of a different hair color. He must be extremely needy and susceptible to flirtation.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 01, 2024 12:07 PM (rbKZ6)

21 When you see video of Biden from just a year or two ago, you can see the complete difference in his affect. I don;t know why someone doesn;t produce a video with side by side clips of Biden talking. You can see the difference in his physical appearance as well.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:08 PM (t/2Uw)

22 This is very similar to the Winter of 1877-1878, where there was no winter.
Posted by: rd at February 01, 2024 12:07 PM (QM/Y1)


Joe Biden remembers it well.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 01, 2024 12:08 PM (AiZBA)

23
KamalaHarris hemorrhages black staff. She can't keep black staff. They quit on her en masse"

Girlboss fail

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2024 12:08 PM (MoZTd)

24 Very prompt this week.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:03 PM (t/2Uw)


He's making punctuality GAINZZZZZ.

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2024 12:08 PM (MqhXY)

25 Good on him

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:08 PM (xcxpd)

26 >>>Side note.. I think Jan has the record for the use of Honeydick in the headlines.



that's sweetdick.

"Honeydick" is the gay equivalent of a honeypot or honeytrap.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2024 12:09 PM (KRtlO)

27 O'Keefe telling us exactly nothing new, BTW. Photos of the drooling pants shitter would have been sweet. Notice how there's no "official" photos of cabinet meetings?


So.... meh. Whatever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2024 12:09 PM (Q4IgG)

28
Side note.. I think Jan has the record for the use of Honeydick in the headlines.

So far.

Posted by: Blanco at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM


We'll see if Ace can break the record on January 33rd.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2024 12:10 PM (nIvob)

29 When you see video of Biden from just a year or two ago, you can see the complete difference in his affect. I don;t know why someone doesn;t produce a video with side by side clips of Biden talking. You can see the difference in his physical appearance as well.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:08 PM (t/2Uw)

People DID show the difference from the 2012 VP debates.

It doesn't matter. The people who care already aren't voting for him and those voting for him don't care.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024 12:10 PM (N1tpc)

30 Has O'Keefe recently put out only one video, or does he dribble them out, getting worse as they go along?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:10 PM (D7oie)

31 >>>The whole thing is kinda 🏳️‍🌈. Interesting, but dripping the gayness.

you picked up on that?

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2024 12:10 PM (KRtlO)

32 I haven't lost it! I can still trmblbalate as well as any carsenfloog.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at February 01, 2024 12:10 PM (hqVaF)

33 I think winter around here doesn't really start in earnest until Feb.

At least that's how last year went. January was warm last year, and warm this year. We'll see, I guess.

What's that freakin' Pennsylvania rat gotta say about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2024 12:10 PM (dGCAG)

34 18 No Winter here in Minnesota.

It hit 55F yesterday. The snow is gone. We had the warmest ever December on record.

This is very similar to the Winter of 1877-1878, where there was no winter.
Posted by: rd at February 01, 2024 12:07 PM (QM/Y1)

Same in the Seattle area. We've had highs in the 60's some days, crazy. Wet though, very wet like Karlie Kloss at Taylor Swift concert.

We did have snow for like one day though. So there's that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:10 PM (xcxpd)

35 21 When you see video of Biden from just a year or two ago, you can see the complete difference in his affect. I don;t know why someone doesn;t produce a video with side by side clips of Biden talking. You can see the difference in his physical appearance as well.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:08 PM

I've noticed that too. Huge differences from 2022 and early 2023.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 01, 2024 12:10 PM (rbKZ6)

36 Kamela Harris: Albatross of Unusual Skills

The funny part is Biden picked her because she was easily controlled and progressive rules required it and now she is providing no value and weighing him down. Where's your cheat now, FJB?

Posted by: Ribbed at February 01, 2024 12:10 PM (Utaa+)

37 20 That guy must be living under a rock. O'Keefe wasn't even disguised, with the possible exception of a different hair color. He must be extremely needy and susceptible to flirtation.
Posted by: Moonbeam at February 01, 2024 12:07 PM (rbKZ6)

I told my spouse I recognized O'Keefe in 5 seconds...and I didn't know going in that he personally was the one in the video. I'm floored the other guy was so dumb, but my spouse has told me that men who want men don't tend to be thinking with the right body parts...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 01, 2024 12:11 PM (exHjb)

38 If you appear hetero, the Biden camp will know you're not one of them.

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2024 12:11 PM (hqVaF)

39 Now tell me something I don't know.

Posted by: Mark in South Jordan UT at February 01, 2024 12:11 PM (rplLg)

40 The only straight white guys working for Joey are pedophiles.

Okay, maybe coke dealers.
Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 12:06 PM (j4U/Z)

And Chinese spies. Don't forget the Chinese spies.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2024 12:12 PM (dGCAG)

41 "Biden is definitely slowing down"

***

If Biden slows down any more he's going to start going backwards through time.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 01, 2024 12:12 PM (wb1YC)

42 I thought Beau was killed on Okinawa or was it little big horn? I dunno, the one without all the Indians.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2024 12:12 PM (u73oe)

43 I'm under no illusions that winter has turned the corner. Historically, some of the worst cold and snow here in my AO occurs in February and March.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 01, 2024 12:12 PM (V8he0)

44 >>>It hit 55F yesterday. The snow is gone. We had the warmest ever December on record.


it's warm where I am. I'm looking forward to my hike/walk/jog.

I did my weightlifting yesterday. it works out perfectly that today is warm.

This has been a really good winter. My favorite winter since I was a kid.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

45 TJM has been saying Big Mike is too lazy to run for president for years. Based on this, it appears he is right. Still, the prospect scares me because I have no doubt (s)he would win.

Posted by: 496 at February 01, 2024 12:13 PM (ZBQL0)

46 Not sure where Ace lives but it shit sure isn't in Wisconsin, where there is another 3 months of Winter.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at February 01, 2024 12:13 PM (xaNfJ)

47 When was this "interview" conducted "??

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 12:13 PM (V13WU)

48 You can bet that whatever Charlie Kraiger was in the Joebama regime, he isn't anymore.

Posted by: RebeccaH at February 01, 2024 12:13 PM (Nvors)

49 And why the hell is he the only conservative that does this stuff?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Easy. He's the only conservative.

Posted by: Occam's Razor at February 01, 2024 12:13 PM (lZVy/)

50
The red line has been drawn by the White House for Governor Abbott and the Iranians.

They made it with used male staffer underpants.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 12:13 PM (j4U/Z)

51 >>> I'm under no illusions that winter has turned the corner. Historically, some of the worst cold and snow here in my AO occurs in February and March.

yeah there's a lot of bad weather in March and some in April. But this is still the homestretch. and as I said, at least we're in the last lap. There are only so many more chances for really awful weather.

Posted by: ace at February 01, 2024 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

52 37 I'm floored the other guy was so dumb, but my spouse has told me that men who want men don't tend to be thinking with the right body parts...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 01, 2024 12:11 PM

I think she's right. That's exactly what I thought!

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 01, 2024 12:14 PM (rbKZ6)

53 The funny part is Biden picked her because she was easily controlled and progressive rules required it

That was Clyburn's price for Biden winning South Carolina - that a black woman be named VP.

When you limit your choices to 6% of the population, there aren't a lot of alternatives.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 12:14 PM (YAtuc)

54 A person I knew that worked in the White House as a sub-staffer described their existence in the WH as the same as being "A piece of furniture". They are the proverbial Fly on the Wall. They are not recognized as existing.

Posted by: Quick Draw Mc at February 01, 2024 12:14 PM (Zs08c)

55 Did Haley really say Texas has the right to secede?

*blinks*

Posted by: It's happening at February 01, 2024 12:14 PM (ASwnn)

56 This has been a really good winter. My favorite winter since I was a kid.
Posted by: ace at February 01, 2024 12:12 PM (KRtlO)

Amen. Warmth is great and should be encouraged.

As VA needed, we got ONE ice cold week, and 2 snowstorms. That's all we need each winter to manage the bugs and wildlife. The rest can be 50-60 degrees...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 01, 2024 12:14 PM (exHjb)

57 Sweet Sweetdick's Badassssssss Song

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:14 PM (xcxpd)

58 Biden is definitely slowing down.

Why would he use up his bag of tricks for this 'scoop'?

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2024 12:14 PM (YxE9a)

59 TJM has been saying Big Mike is too lazy to run for president for years. Based on this, it appears he is right.

==


I would not take it too far. He likes Poseidon...and USSR version of War and Peace (over the American one)....

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 12:14 PM (V13WU)

60 >>>"Biden is definitely slowing down"

Cooooooooooooooome

ooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn

Posted by: The Slowed Down Joe Biden at February 01, 2024 12:14 PM (KRtlO)

61 I don't agree Michelle is foregone. People are looking for a strong man to right the ship. She has always presented as pie in the sky.

Posted by: Ribbed at February 01, 2024 12:14 PM (Utaa+)

62 Anyone who uses "like" in this manner is a tard.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2024 12:15 PM (KbCG3)

63 *or is it Prometheus ??? I can't keep those silly gods straight !

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 12:15 PM (V13WU)

64 I'm floored the other guy was so dumb, but my spouse has told me that men who want men don't tend to be thinking with the right body parts...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 01, 2024 12:11 PM (exHjb)

You could have just said men.

If a man is on the prowl, he's not thinking he's being secretly recorded.

Jeez, look at all the Chris Hanson videos. Guys show up at the houses of "13 year olds," with a pizza and a six pack. It usually takes them about a minute or two, after the middle aged man with the camera crew pops out, to realize they're not getting laid.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2024 12:15 PM (dGCAG)

65 Oh and good news for CA morons, you can now get ammo shipped to your house again without a permit.

Stock up. 2024 looks like it's going to be 'interesting'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:15 PM (xcxpd)

66 That guy dines out (literally) on having all the hot gossip. It's his thing. He could've realized halfway through dinner who he was sitting across from and he would've kept talking.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 01, 2024 12:15 PM (ei7q6)

67 yeah there's a lot of bad weather in March and some in April. But this is still the homestretch. and as I said, at least we're in the last lap. There are only so many more chances for really awful weather.
Posted by: ace


I've always considered Valentine's Day to be more or less the end of winter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:16 PM (9yWhg)

68 I'm guessing cyberguy is an eager bottom.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at February 01, 2024 12:16 PM (MvF+J)

69 This is very similar to the Winter of 1877-1878, where there was no winter.
Posted by: rd

That was caused by horse-drawn SUVS!

How dare they!

Posted by: Greta Thunderberg at February 01, 2024 12:16 PM (lZVy/)

70 51 >>> I'm under no illusions that winter has turned the corner. Historically, some of the worst cold and snow here in my AO occurs in February and March.

yeah there's a lot of bad weather in March and some in April. But this is still the homestretch. and as I said, at least we're in the last lap. There are only so many more chances for really awful weather.
Posted by: ace at February 01, 2024 12:13 PM

I was driving down the street the other day and saw the first trees with their flowers in bloom here in central NC.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 01, 2024 12:16 PM (rbKZ6)

71 If Michelle does want to jump in and they toss Kamala aside, it will team the Democratic Party apart.

Still, there must be a downside to that, but I'll be damned if I can think of what it is.

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2024 12:17 PM (hqVaF)

72 I thought Beau was killed on Okinawa or was it little big horn? I dunno, the one without all the Indians.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2024 12:12 PM (u73oe)

Pakistan?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2024 12:17 PM (dGCAG)

73 "It's amazing to see what people will spill sometimes."

In vino veritas.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at February 01, 2024 12:17 PM (MvF+J)

74 That was Clyburn's price for Biden winning South Carolina - that a black woman be named VP.

Remember, Bernie Sanders was on his way to winning the Democratic nomination.

It took the efforts of the entire Democratic Establishment to derail the Sanders campaign. It involved a lot of underhanded trickery, but they bribed Sanders with another house to keep him quiet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 12:17 PM (YAtuc)

75 But this is still the homestretch. and as I said, at least we're in the last lap.

Fingers crossed, ace.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 01, 2024 12:17 PM (V8he0)

76 "Tear," not team. Dammit.

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2024 12:17 PM (hqVaF)

77 "Happy February. February is a good month because it's the official start of the last lap of winter. Any cold or snow can be rucked with a "Well, this winter shit's gonna be done in four or six weeks, so whatever, dude." You can't do that in January."


Punxsutawney Phil will determine that tomorrow.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2024 12:18 PM (NpAcC)

78 45 TJM has been saying Big Mike is too lazy to run for president for years. Based on this, it appears he is right. Still, the prospect scares me because I have no doubt (s)he would win.
Posted by: 496

Patton's advice is apropos here--"Don't take counsel of your fears"

This is an an abbreviated version of Patton's far more complex full statement. The caricature of Patton in pop history hides the scholarship in that man.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:18 PM (ZcPYF)

79 67 yeah there's a lot of bad weather in March and some in April. But this is still the homestretch. and as I said, at least we're in the last lap. There are only so many more chances for really awful weather.
Posted by: ace


I've always considered Valentine's Day to be more or less the end of winter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:16 PM (9yWhg)

I consider President's Day the day that the light is enough I'm happy...and March 1 as the end of winter. If we get snow after Mar 1 in VA, I'm not happy...and one year (after no snow all winter) we got it twice - once in March and once in friggin April...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 01, 2024 12:18 PM (exHjb)

80 Aimee Mann in 'Til Tuesday. 'What About Love'
https://youtu.be/eO-FliemV6o

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:18 PM (xcxpd)

81 68 I'm guessing cyberguy is an eager bottom.
Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at February 01, 2024 12:16 PM (MvF+J)


Does anyone have his number?

Posted by: Ben Cardin's moviemaker ex-aide at February 01, 2024 12:18 PM (PiwSw)

82 Winter's not over, but I like the way the next week is forecast.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at February 01, 2024 12:18 PM (MvF+J)

83 The intended effect is to increase pressure on Biden to drop out. I'm a little surprised to see O'Keefe involved, but it is funny that they've had to resort to this.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2024 12:19 PM (YxE9a)

84
Talking about weather and exercise my first experience with MCT oil this morning in coffee and it definitely is an energy booster. Just cut about 50 feet of the about 300 feet of tree length that fell so far this winter.

I may hurt tomorrow.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2024 12:19 PM (nIvob)

85 It took the efforts of the entire Democratic Establishment to derail the Sanders campaign. It involved a lot of underhanded trickery, but they bribed Sanders with another house to keep him quiet.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
------
It might have been even more like Lead or Silver advice to Sanders.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:19 PM (ZcPYF)

86 I was driving down the street the other day and saw the first trees with their flowers in bloom here in central NC.
Posted by: Moonbeam a


Ive been back in shorts all week.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 01, 2024 12:19 PM (CIS44)

87 I'm under no illusions that winter has turned the corner. Historically, some of the worst cold and snow here in my AO occurs in February and March.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
----

The Blizzard of '93, March 13th:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Storm_of_the_Century

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2024 12:19 PM (XeU6L)

88 That's some ghey shit there. I couldn't watch the whole thing. Creepy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2024 12:19 PM (NtVYv)

89 Damn! Kraiger sure has the Ghey Voice, doesn't he?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2024 12:19 PM (tkR6S)

90 1.) Do you guys think the MSM can hide Biden sufficiently this cycle?

2.) As soon as it is apparent that they are failing, who will replace Biden as the anointed one?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 12:19 PM (HlyYF)

91 Bitch set me up.

Posted by: Charlie Kraiger, Ladies' Man at February 01, 2024 12:20 PM (woPEM)

92 So Biden is literally Hitler?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 12:20 PM (Hpgos)

93 I consider President's Day the day that the light is enough I'm happy...and March 1 as the end of winter. If we get snow after Mar 1 in VA, I'm not happy...and one year (after no snow all winter) we got it twice - once in March and once in friggin April...
Posted by: Nova Local


Yes, one year we had snow on Easter in NoVa. But that would happen when I was growing up in Michigan, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:20 PM (9yWhg)

94 These O'Keefe stings remind me of an old SNL skit parodying Taxicab Confessions.

Chris Farley goes on and on about all these gross, embarrassing things and as he's getting out, the driver says, "Oh, hey, could you sign this release for TV?"

"What? Ah, sure!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2024 12:20 PM (KbCG3)

95 It's almost like gay men have the poorest impulse control of any group of people on earth.

Posted by: ballistic at February 01, 2024 12:20 PM (oqH4h)

96 Talking about weather and exercise my first experience with MCT oil this morning in coffee and it definitely is an energy booster. Just cut about 50 feet of the about 300 feet of tree length that fell so far this winter.

I may hurt tomorrow.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

I used to do the bulletproof coffee every morning a lil MCT Oil and butter or ghee. it was def an energy boost but it just wasnt worth all the calories in the fat every single day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 01, 2024 12:20 PM (CIS44)

97 He talked about Beau, of course. After all, Biden has been in the exact same position that these families are in now.

Scum.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

He did this to the families (in person) whose sons/daughters died in the disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal. One mom told of how he remarked that he and Jill knew exactly how they felt after they lost their son in Iraq. She was stunned. Pretending to be a gold star family secures his special place in hell.

Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (oiNtH)

98 Goodness it's almost like there are no straights allowed in the Biden administration.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (MeG8a)

99 He could do that jog bit for 10 or 15 steps a couple of years ago. Now it's the Tim Conway old man shuffle.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (Dm8we)

100 2.) As soon as it is apparent that they are failing, who will replace Biden as the anointed one?
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Stay Puff Marshmallow Man?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (Hpgos)

101 Kreiger? Never heard of him. OK, moving on, next question - you in the second row.

Posted by: KJP at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (5fDan)

102
Day just half over and I haven't heard anything about it being "Black History Month".

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (j4U/Z)

103 I think winter around here doesn't really start in earnest until Feb.

At least that's how last year went. January was warm last year, and warm this year. We'll see, I guess.

What's that freakin' Pennsylvania rat gotta say about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2024 12:10 PM (dGCAG)


the frogs are starting to sing here, and my early plum and asian pear are starting to break bud.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (D7oie)

104 I was driving down the street the other day and saw the first trees with their flowers in bloom here in central NC.
Posted by: Moonbeam
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See: 87
Perhaps you recall that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (XeU6L)

105 Biden called the families of the three American servicemen killed in Jordan.

He talked about Beau, of course. After all, Biden has been in the exact same position that these families are in now.

Scum.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 12:06 PM (YAtuc)

If only one of the fathers had replied: "You lying cocksucker!" and slammed the phone on the hook.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (tkR6S)

106 We all know Beau died a heroic death in every heroic battle ever fought.

Beau symbolizes the spirit of fighting men everywhere, hence his death is transcends time and space.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (tT6L1)

107 I don't mind snow so much. It's ice that I fear.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (9yWhg)

108 "I'm under no illusions that winter has turned the corner. Historically, some of the worst cold and snow here in my AO occurs in February and March."

The January thaw is a thing.

And it causes real trouble when the sap in the trees starts rising, and the bees start building up brood... and then everything freezes again, the trees get damaged and the hives starve.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (ou9hh)

109 Kreiger? Never heard of him. OK, moving on, next question - you in the second row.

Posted by: KJP at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (5fDan)

Kreiger ? aah, he is just gay folk.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (NtVYv)

110 I’ve seen large flocks of geese headed north this past week. Either the geese are retarded or it’s going to be mild for the rest of winter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (u73oe)

111 Mr. Cyberbottom: "My job is to oversee that Biden's policies are enforced in America's cybersecurity operations."
Real Fed Cybersecurity Tech: "Oh cripes, not this asshole again."

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (MvF+J)

112 Talking about weather and exercise my first experience with MCT oil this morning in coffee and it definitely is an energy booster. Just cut about 50 feet of the about 300 feet of tree length that fell so far this winter.

I may hurt tomorrow.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2024 12:19 PM


True, but in my experience, it is much better to cut now rather than when the ticks, mosquitos, poison ivy, and 100 degree days are all fighting with me!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (HlyYF)

113 72 I thought Beau was killed on Okinawa or was it little big horn? I dunno, the one without all the Indians.

It was Boston, actually - he went under the nom de guerre of "Crispus Attucks"

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (zSyrn)

114 Day just half over and I haven't heard anything about it being "Black History Month".
Posted by: Auspex at

Probably hear about it in the afternoon when everyone, gets "up and around"

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (CIS44)

115 I condemn myself for noticing but why do all these gay guys look and talk the same way with similar mannerisms. It’s like they’ve all been to the same Pete Bootyjudge finishing school… they are limp-wristed and effeminate

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (1jdMT)

116
It took the efforts of the entire Democratic Establishment to derail the Sanders campaign. It involved a lot of underhanded trickery, but they bribed Sanders with another house to keep him quiet.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


The Democrats keep passing themselves off as Defenders of Our Democracy, but their nomination process is as thimble-rigged as the proverbial smoke-filled room. Remember in 2020 when they couldn't declare a winner of the Iowa caucus? The superdelegates so the "wrong" candidate doesn't stand a chance?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (MoZTd)

117 Posted by: Moonbeam at February 01, 2024 12:07 PM (rbKZ6)

I believe this is why it was generally accepted that gays should not be in government. Many people believed it was too easy to get classified information out of them. They desperately want and need attention. They would trade classified and very sensitive information for attention. That was the basic idea anyway.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (cRrcX)

118 93 I consider President's Day the day that the light is enough I'm happy...and March 1 as the end of winter. If we get snow after Mar 1 in VA, I'm not happy...and one year (after no snow all winter) we got it twice - once in March and once in friggin April...
Posted by: Nova Local


Yes, one year we had snow on Easter in NoVa. But that would happen when I was growing up in Michigan, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:20 PM (9yWhg)

Yes, but part of the reason to be in VA is to NOT have weather like MI...winter happens, but it's short. It's the perfect compromise between no winter FL and 4-5 months of winter MI...6-8 weeks of true winter is all there should be here...ever!

Posted by: Nova Local at February 01, 2024 12:23 PM (exHjb)

119 compare and contrast a google and bing search for "Charlie Kraiger." Not even a smidgen of a thumb on the scale at google, right?

Posted by: Luke Duke at February 01, 2024 12:23 PM (I32Dn)

120 We had a nice, three-week winter. Very cold, very snowy. But when you cut enough wood for five months of winter, you kind of need to have five months of winter!

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2024 12:23 PM (YxE9a)

121 Step One. Get gay WH dude to dinner. Step two, get a few glasses of wine in him. Step 3. He like all biches who are tipsy, sing and gossip like a canary.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:23 PM (4p0Xq)

122 If only one of the fathers had replied: "You lying cocksucker!" and slammed the phone on the hook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at

I just talked about this with my mom last night, why the hell doesnt one of these or the families of the dead soldiers form the afghan debacle jut rip him a new one when he starts in with that bullshit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 01, 2024 12:23 PM (CIS44)

123 107 I don't mind snow so much. It's ice that I fear.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM

Especially.............black ice!!! dun dun DAAAA

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 01, 2024 12:23 PM (WsJuq)

124 14 Biden called the families of the three American servicemen killed in Jordan.

He talked about Beau, of course. After all, Biden has been in the exact same position that these families are in now.

Scum.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 12:06 PM (YAtuc)

Really, those families probably should have called Biden to offer their condolences, after all.

Posted by: MSM Journalist at February 01, 2024 12:23 PM (Dgo06)

125 Aimee Mann in 'Til Tuesday. 'What About Love'
https://youtu.be/eO-FliemV6o
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:18 PM (xcxpd
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She has lingonberry pancakes.

Posted by: Uli Kunkel at February 01, 2024 12:23 PM (0gvpA)

126 You know every single Republican in Congress knows this, that Joe is running the show.

And the limp puds are jerking to action to pass .... amnesty and corporate tax cuts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at February 01, 2024 12:24 PM (C2U4G)

127 Yes, but part of the reason to be in VA is to NOT have weather like MI...winter happens, but it's short. It's the perfect compromise between no winter FL and 4-5 months of winter MI...6-8 weeks of true winter is all there should be here...ever!
Posted by: Nova Local at February 01, 2024 12:23 PM (exHjb)

Thank you, I'm happy to have a real winter here in Michigan.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024 12:24 PM (N1tpc)

128 The vid is as ghey as fk ,but O'Keefe is great ! Make you feel great about Fed cybersecurity , no ?? LOL

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 12:24 PM (V13WU)

129 "Beau, Don't Be a Hero" was our ode to America's finest.

Posted by: Beau Biden Donaldson and the Haywoods at February 01, 2024 12:24 PM (hqVaF)

130 100 2.) As soon as it is apparent that they are failing, who will replace Biden as the anointed one?
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Stay Puff Marshmallow Man?

Posted by: Pudinhead at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM


Well, if I have to choose the form of my destroyer, he is less odious than the REST of the Democrat bench!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 12:24 PM (HlyYF)

131 It's almost like gay men have the poorest impulse control of any group of people on earth.
Posted by: ballistic at February 01, 2024 12:20 PM (oqH4h)

Again, men.

The difference is, straight men have to find a woman who will do depraved and disgusting things with him, whereas for gay men, they find another gay man, and they'll go into the filthiest men's room on the planet and do the filthiest things.

If we could find women who would do that, we'd be chasing the gays out of the way.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2024 12:24 PM (dGCAG)

132 When i lived in MA, I was never confident that winter was over til the second week i May when all of a sudden everything is in bloom.
Moving to MD, I revel in the mild winters and Spring is in March like it should be. there were a number of days i the high 60's and we did get three days of snowy weather but then it was....gone. Like it never happened. Going to swim again today.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)

133 Yeah, but Trump. He's lost a little too. Amirite?

Posted by: Nikki Haley's Hairy Muff at February 01, 2024 12:24 PM (54XhK)

134
They would trade classified and very sensitive information for attention. That was the basic idea anyway.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)


The KGB saw gays as preferred targets because they felt homosexuals had a resentment of a society that wouldn't approve of them and would be more agreeable to betraying it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (MoZTd)

135 The White Stripes 'Seven Nation Army'
https://youtu.be/0J2QdDbelmY

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

136 "good news for CA morons, you can now get ammo shipped to your house again without a permit."

IL residents still need to show a FOID card, but digital is OK. I noticed my last FOID did not have an expiration date. ... Before I think it was only good for 5 years.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (Cus5s)

137 This is at least the second time O'Keefe has managed to honeydick someone in the elite.

Remember the Pfizer guy that admitted the clot shot hadn't been tested and was giving people serious health issues?

Guess those people in the 50s that raised homosexuality as a security issue weren't quite so crazy were they?

Also makes you wonder how many of our elites have been honeydicked by China or Russia...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (ibTVg)

138 I just talked about this with my mom last night, why the hell doesnt one of these or the families of the dead soldiers form the afghan debacle jut rip him a new one when he starts in with that bullshit.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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I could explain this...

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (XeU6L)

139 We all know Beau died a heroic death in every heroic battle ever fought.

"They've killed Beau!"

Posted by: The South Park Military Channel at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (OdC3A)

140 I am pissed about our non winter. Last year we had epic snow and cold. Good. I actually like it. Snowshoeing, snowmobiling, outdoor hockey, ice fishing, even camping for me. This year. NOTHING. Everything I like to do and I can't. It sucks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (4p0Xq)

141
I used to do the bulletproof coffee every morning a lil MCT Oil and butter or ghee. it was def an energy boost but it just wasnt worth all the calories in the fat every single day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 01, 2024 12:20 PM


Yeah, I swapped maybe 20 calories of half and half for 100 calories of MCT oil. But if I was able to do an extra hour of labor of chain sawing and moving wood around I did a lot better then break even. No butter, but a little sugar.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (nIvob)

142 Veritas is out of business, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:26 PM (aD39U)

143 I read that as "hemorrhages black stuff" and imagined a Predator movie. Area 51

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2024 12:26 PM (FSdPf)

144
He talked about Beau, of course. After all, Biden has been in the exact same position that these families are in now.

I actually believe Joe is upset over Beau dying because he was the Son he thought would be the best in his "businesses". He was left with Hunter and we all see how that worked out

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2024 12:26 PM (n2vyf)

145 SC Dim primary tomorrow...only Biden ads I've seen feature Clyburn pimping for Joe...and not alot of them.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2024 12:26 PM (AwYPR)

146
"They've killed Beau!"
Posted by: The South Park Military Channel


Beat me to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2024 12:26 PM (MoZTd)

147 Biden has been mentally declining for at least two decades and has been a narcissistic congenital liar his entire life. His always colleagues knew it and anyone in the public paying attention knew and know it.

It's like 1988 never existed. And how many times has the press mentioned Biden's previous brain surgery? Needless to say but l point it out anyway. If it were a Republican who showed the slightest brain fart , the subject of a prior brain surgery would be mentioned every hour on the hour by the MSM

If you would have told a Democrat politician in 1988 that Biden would be elected President in 2020, they would have first laughed hysterically and then said , if true, God help us.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 01, 2024 12:26 PM (nNx7/)

148 So, what scoops has Project Veritas released since they kicked O'Keefe to the curb?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 01, 2024 12:27 PM (Q3IQZ)

149 142 Veritas is out of business, right?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:26 PM (aD39U)

Jah, O'Keefe got booted from his own company and most of the staff left with him

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:27 PM (xcxpd)

150 We all know Beau died a heroic death in every heroic battle ever fought.

"They've killed Beau!"
Posted by: The South Park Military Channel at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (OdC3A)



Those bastards!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:27 PM (aD39U)

151 Ace, I guess you could say the first post was low-hanging fruit. But I wouldn't recommend it.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at February 01, 2024 12:27 PM (P7Iz+)

152 Yes, but part of the reason to be in VA is to NOT have weather like MI...winter happens, but it's short. It's the perfect compromise between no winter FL and 4-5 months of winter MI...6-8 weeks of true winter is all there should be here...ever!
Posted by: Nova Local at February 01, 2024 12:23 PM (exHjb)

Thank you, I'm happy to have a real winter here in Michigan.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian


To be honest, having lived for nearly 30 years in NoVA, and four years in California before that, I doubt I could take a real Michigan winter anymore. My blood has thinned too much. But I still need some snow. At Christmastime and in January is fine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:27 PM (9yWhg)

153 14 Biden called the families of the three American servicemen killed in Jordan.

He talked about Beau, of course. After all, Biden has been in the exact same position that these families are in now.

Scum.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 12:06 PM (YAtuc)


He told them he keeps Beau's Purple Heart and Medal of Honor in his pants pocket, to constantly remind him Beau died for the Biden Administration and for Bidens everywhere in the world.

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2024 12:27 PM (5fDan)

154 Cognitive decline? Nah.
Everybody gets stuck in a hedge once in a while.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 12:28 PM (v0R5T)

155 Afternoon ace. I saw Honeydick open for Mudhoney at the Bottom Line in 94.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2024 12:28 PM (hB1mF)

156 Has someone said its part of the kink yet?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 01, 2024 12:28 PM (as3uC)

157 Thank you, I'm happy to have a real winter here in Michigan.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024 12:24 PM

I was supposed to take a weeklong snowmobile trip from my cabin to the UP. No snow. Fuck! Do you have snow? What are the conditions, because everything I checked does not look good for trail riding.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:28 PM (4p0Xq)

158 To be honest, having lived for nearly 30 years in NoVA, and four years in California before that, I doubt I could take a real Michigan winter anymore. My blood has thinned too much. But I still need some snow. At Christmastime and in January is fine.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus a

I miss good MI and CO winters. we dont have winter in OK. Just a random blast of ice like once a year.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 01, 2024 12:28 PM (CIS44)

159 According to experts James Okeeefe is a poopy head and should be ignored.

Posted by: Montec at February 01, 2024 12:28 PM (bWsRe)

160 These DC homos have loose lips.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (aD39U)

161 I am pissed about our non winter. Last year we had epic snow and cold. Good. I actually like it. Snowshoeing, snowmobiling, outdoor hockey, ice fishing, even camping for me. This year. NOTHING. Everything I like to do and I can't. It sucks.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Frozen, white and ready.

Posted by: Canada Beckons, eh? at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (lZVy/)

162 Cognitive decline? Nah.
Everybody gets stuck in a hedge once in a while.
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 12:28 PM

That's what hedge fund managers are for.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (4p0Xq)

163 Biden has been mentally declining for at least two decades and has been a narcissistic congenital liar his entire life. His always colleagues knew it and anyone in the public paying attention knew and know it.
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What's become of rhomboid? He had stories about having to interact with Biden back in the 70s - 80s.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (0gvpA)

164 Happy February. February is a good month because it's the official start of the last lap of winter. Any cold or snow can be rucked with a "Well, this winter shit's gonna be done in four or six weeks, so whatever, dude." You can't do that in January.


I've played paintball in a t shirt in February and looked like Nanook of the North in March. You can't ever tell. Mother Nature want to kill you.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (TuRLx)

165 I love winter. Am I a weirdo? 😂

Posted by: Montec at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (bWsRe)

166 My winter is already over. I planted the Irish potatoes yesterday.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (aD39U)

167 Didn't O'Keefe honeydick a black gay dude who lost his marbles when he found out? Worked for a tech company I think

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (hB1mF)

168 Believe it or not, the biggest sporting event in MN is the high school hockey tournament.

Pretty much without fail, that tournament is preceeded by a massive winter storm.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (tT6L1)

169 I thought Beau was killed in Sudan, when the Fuzzy-Wuzzies broke the square?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (D7oie)

170 Were Joe a poster here, we would learn that Beau was lost in a tragic canoe accident.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (XeU6L)

171 Unless O'Keefe was being used by the Swamp, this just shows you how much a decent HUMINT operation can gain. Imagine what the Chinese and Rooskies have gained with a little booze, money, and a sympathetic ear?
Oh wait, we already know.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (W/lyH)

172 Reminder, Beau died of brain cancer seven years after he served in Iraq.

Yeah, it's just like being killed in your sleep by an Iranian drone.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 12:30 PM (YAtuc)

173 >>"Well, this winter shit's gonna be done in four or six weeks, so whatever, dude."

Yea. Maine says "you like snow? How about some in May?"

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 01, 2024 12:30 PM (HzqaQ)

174 Ace, I guess you could say the first post was low-hanging fruit. But I wouldn't recommend it.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at February 01, 2024 12:27 PM (P7Iz+)

White House is scrambling to figure out how to get the gay men in the building to stop telling secrets people they want to bang.

But first the must conduct a root cause analysis.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2024 12:30 PM (dGCAG)

175 Best thing I saw so far today was the presser:
Lloyd the Limp shuffling offstage after they dimmed the lights, so NOBODY WILL NOTICE.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 12:30 PM (v0R5T)

176 Y'all are just jealous I've seen more dicks then Liberace's squeak hole.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's Hairy Muff at February 01, 2024 12:30 PM (54XhK)

177 When I lived in the Hudson Valley I had to cross the Kingston / Rhinecliff bridge everyday. I would calculate the beginning of the end of winter by observing the ice flow on the Hudson.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 01, 2024 12:30 PM (nNx7/)

178
Identifying with victims is the one card Joey has always played or knows how to play, going back to when his car salesman father was a coal miner.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 12:30 PM (j4U/Z)

179 147 Biden has been mentally declining for at least two decades and has been a narcissistic congenital liar his entire life. His always colleagues knew it and anyone in the public paying attention knew and know it.


Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 01, 2024 12:26 PM


If you start at 140, you can afford to give up a few IQ points with age.

If you start at 86, then not so much.

We all know where Biden STARTED.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (HlyYF)

180 I love winter. Am I a weirdo? 😂

Posted by: Montec

Yes

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)

181 Is there anyone who doesn't know Joe lies about Beau.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (8Fdcq)

182 Scaramucci says he'll do everything he can to keep Biden in White House in an interview on “CNN Newsroom” with Jim Acosta.

“This really is going to be a battle for the democracy, this one. He’s going to expand executive power. He’s going to make things rougher for people. He has already said he’s going after his adversaries using the Department of Justice,” Scaramucci said of Trump.

“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m a patriot first, Jim, I’m a partisan second. This is a battle for the American democracy. This is a battle for freedom. When someone’s telling you they’re going to flex and be a dictator on day one and go after their adversaries, this is against the 200-plus-year experiment of America,” Scaramucci said.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (vOlyp)

183 I am pissed about our non winter. Last year we had epic snow and cold. Good. I actually like it. Snowshoeing, snowmobiling, outdoor hockey, ice fishing, even camping for me. This year. NOTHING. Everything I like to do and I can't. It sucks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM

=====

I agree. The only bright spot was the week of below zero temperatures. Hopefully that thinned out the insects and vermin hiding out this winter.

Posted by: rd at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (ri+my)

184 Frozen, white and ready.
Posted by: Canada Beckons, eh? at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM

I don't want to have to trailer them a long way. I can be in Canada in a couple hours but would need to go way north to find decent snow. Plus, Canada is assho to Americans at the border. Quit going years ago do to assho.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (4p0Xq)

185 I thought Beau was killed in Sudan, when the Fuzzy-Wuzzies broke the square?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (D7oie)
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The Gatling jammed and the Colonel dead...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (0gvpA)

186
I thought Beau was killed in Sudan, when the Fuzzy-Wuzzies broke the square?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (D7oie)


Naaah, he was killed heroically at Khartoum. Queen Victoria was furious with Gladstone about not sending relief to him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (MoZTd)

187 I start really looking at our Philly area winter weather after Valentine's Day. At that point, when you see the 2 week forecast showing highs in the mid 30's every day, it's looking good. We also reclaim sunlight until 6:00. Early February snowstorms can be Hell.

Now, March. I always have said the first 10 days of March are often the nastiest of the year and a total FU to us. There can be ice storms with heavy wet snow, and sometimes a real snow, although the earth has warmed so it doesn't freeze and stay on the ground for long. The first week or so of March typically has a five day period of 25-30 degree highs with a 15-25 mph wind each day - ugh.

After the first two weeks it's often still cold and raw but it's lost that bitter winter bite.

Posted by: RM at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (urbih)

188 Didn't O'Keefe honeydick a black gay dude who lost his marbles when he found out? Worked for a tech company I think

That was the Pfizer guy that admitted they didn't test the clot shot and it had all sorts of bad health impacts.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (ibTVg)

189 > The vid is as ghey as fk ,but O'Keefe is great ! Make you feel great about Fed cybersecurity , no ?? LOL

Think how many foreign nations have these dumb fucks singing like a canary. No bribery or coercion needed. Just put a reasonably attractive dude in a D.C. bar with a fist full of cash and a camera.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM (Odg76)

190 We know it, but Leftists don't.
He won't be running anyway

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (rpuwI)

191 I just talked about this with my mom last night, why the hell doesnt one of these or the families of the dead soldiers form the afghan debacle jut rip him a new one when he starts in with that bullshit.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Probably because they are still in shock and pain and their whole world has been forever changed.

Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (oiNtH)

192 Ace endorsed

ZZ Top 'Legs'
https://youtu.be/eUDcTLaWJuo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (xcxpd)

193 I love winter. Am I a weirdo? 😂

Posted by: Montec

Yes
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM

Raises hand to acknowledge being a wierdo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (4p0Xq)

194 I am surprised that O'Keefe has some ignorant goober doing the captions for his videos.
"Tow the line"?
Good God. It's "toe the line," you dolt.
And misspelling "emphatically" as "empathically" is effing unforgivable. Those types of mistakes make his efforts look unprofessional and second-rate.
OK, I'll stop grinding my teeth now.
But ... dumbassery!

Posted by: Just Got Here at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (5kFOH)

195 "Honeydicks a Biden White House Official"

That doesn't narrow it down much, does it. Fertile enough ground to hire Ace Honeydick, Esq to plow. So to speak.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (04+uw)

196 That, "shoot the homies with the vaxx, pew pew" cdc guy from a few years ago was honeydicked by the veritas crew too.

They dazzle these poor poofters with dreams of dancing peni and liquor em' up with colorful fruit cocktails and before you can "three snaps and a sashey" they start singing like Liza Minnelli.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (Y6IkP)

197 So, what scoops has Project Veritas released since they kicked O'Keefe to the curb?
Posted by: Darth Randall


O'Keefe WAS Project Veritas.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (TuRLx)

198 Reminder, Beau died of brain cancer seven years after he served in Iraq.

Yeah, it's just like being killed in your sleep by an Iranian drone.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 12:30 PM (YAtuc)

One thing that is true and telling is that Beau was very close friends with Lloyd Austin .

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (nNx7/)

199 52 37 I'm floored the other guy was so dumb, but my spouse has told me that men who want men don't tend to be thinking with the right body parts...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 01, 2024 12:11 PM

I think she's right. That's exactly what I thought!
Posted by: Moonbeam
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Notch count of the average gay males by and large greatly exceed that of hetero males and women. Averages for heteros is less than ten. Average of gay males is well over 30 per lifetime. Over a quarter of gay males have more than 1000 notches and 83 percent in one survey admitted sex with over 50 males.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (ZcPYF)

200 I still daily hope Sundowner strokes out, on camera would be nice

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (rpuwI)

201 Biden: Beau was killed in Iraq.
Media shrugs

Trump: unemployment was 3% when I was president

Media: Aaaaahktchualy it was 3.3% you dirty lying liar who lies.

Posted by: Montec at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (bWsRe)

202 148 So, what scoops has Project Veritas released since they kicked O'Keefe to the curb?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 01, 2024 12:27 PM


I believe the answer is zero. They suspended all operations last fall.

Yep, O'Keefe was definitely the problem! /sarc mode off

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 12:33 PM (HlyYF)

203
The Gatling jammed and the Colonel dead...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight


The sand of the desert is sodden red,
Red with the wreck of a square that broke;
The Gatling's jammed and the Colonel dead,
And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has brimmed his banks,
And England's far, and Honour a name,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks:
'Play up! play up! and play the game!'

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2024 12:33 PM (MoZTd)

204 I am surprised that O'Keefe has some ignorant goober doing the captions for his videos.

The GOPe took away his last operation, I suspect it is not harder to get the right staff.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 12:33 PM (ibTVg)

205
Think how many foreign nations have these dumb fucks singing like a canary. No bribery or coercion needed. Just put a reasonably attractive dude in a D.C. bar with a fist full of cash and a camera.
Posted by: bonhomme

Don't forget that their crotch sock stuffing!

Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2024 12:33 PM (oiNtH)

206 186
I thought Beau was killed in Sudan, when the Fuzzy-Wuzzies broke the square?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (D7oie)

Naaah, he was killed heroically at Khartoum. Queen Victoria was furious with Gladstone about not sending relief to him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Charge of the Light Brigade?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2024 12:33 PM (XeU6L)

207 What's become of rhomboid? He had stories about having to interact with Biden back in the 70s - 80s.

I'm two degrees of separation from Biden. (Also three degrees of separation from Osama bin Laden.)

Close enough.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 12:33 PM (YAtuc)

208 Is there anyone who doesn't know Joe lies about Beau.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM

Wait, Wut? MSM

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:33 PM (4p0Xq)

209 So, what scoops has Project Veritas released since they kicked O'Keefe to the curb?

They had one minor scoop they released from when O'Keefe was there and since then its all fundraising letters.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 12:33 PM (ibTVg)

210 To be honest, having lived for nearly 30 years in NoVA, and four years in California before that, I doubt I could take a real Michigan winter anymore. My blood has thinned too much. But I still need some snow. At Christmastime and in January is fine.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:27 PM (9yWhg)

I spent 22 years in Virginia- 12 in NoVA and 10 in Southern Virginia.

I do my morning winter walks in Michigan in a long-sleeved T-Shirt, Insulated vest, and work-out shorts so long as the temperature is 32 degrees or higher. I add pants and a light jacket down to 20.

I think you'd adjust fine.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024 12:33 PM (N1tpc)

211 Didn't O'Keefe do this once before? Pulled a Sherlock Holmes disguise routine and got some administration flunky to admit something on tape?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

212 I just talked about this with my mom last night, why the hell doesnt one of these or the families of the dead soldiers form the afghan debacle jut rip him a new one when he starts in with that bullshit.
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Why hasn't one of his handlers said, "Don't say that. It's the kind of thing only an absolute asshole would say."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (woPEM)

213 Ask Tyrone Woods' father how Biden behaved when they brought his son home.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (0gvpA)

214 am surprised that O'Keefe has some ignorant goober doing the captions for his videos.
"Tow the line"?
Good God. It's "toe the line," you dolt.
And misspelling "emphatically" as "empathically" is effing unforgivable. Those types of mistakes make his efforts look unprofessional and second-rate.
OK, I'll stop grinding my teeth now.
But ... dumbassery!
Posted by: Just Got Here at February 0

It’s all AI. There’s no hoober involved.

Posted by: Montec at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (bWsRe)

215 194 I am surprised that O'Keefe has some ignorant goober doing the captions for his videos.
"Tow the line"?
Good God. It's "toe the line," you dolt.
And misspelling "emphatically" as "empathically" is effing unforgivable. Those types of mistakes make his efforts look unprofessional and second-rate.
OK, I'll stop grinding my teeth now.
But ... dumbassery!
Posted by: Just Got Here
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Computers do most captioning nowadays and they often can make mistakes. It is very tedious to actually check long streams of video to edit captioning.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (ZcPYF)

216 When Joe took that long walk through the Himalayas with Xi did he point out where Beau died on Everest?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (8Fdcq)

217 Charge of the Light Brigade?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2024 12:33 P

Charge of the Bud Light brigade.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (4p0Xq)

218 "James O'Keefe sprayed his hair brown and put on big glasses and pretended to be gay"

That's exactly what Edward Fox did in The Day of The Jackal when he needed to hide out and lay low in Paris.

Posted by: Landru at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (mEYVq)

219 just talked about this with my mom last night, why the hell doesnt one of these or the families of the dead soldiers form the afghan debacle jut rip him a new one when he starts in with that bullshit.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I assume because they are all in the Democrat supporter demographic and somehow blame Trump and the Republicans.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 01, 2024 12:35 PM (nNx7/)

220 Voice to text has led to the embarrassment of many a Moron, including myself.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2024 12:35 PM (MeG8a)

221 Daffodils sprouted here...ready to bloom.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2024 12:35 PM (AwYPR)

222 If the Bidens were a normal family another son would be driven to drugs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2024 12:36 PM (8Fdcq)

223 And why is no one else doing such an EASY thing?

Actual journalism. Actual investigations. Actual research.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2024[.i]

***
Because doing such stuff would disrupt The Narrative. Which they all believe in, or are willing to swear fealty to as long as they get to keep their paychecks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

225 AI is an ignorant goober.

Posted by: Emmie at February 01, 2024 12:36 PM (Sf2cq)

226 I thought Beau was killed in Sudan, when the Fuzzy-Wuzzies broke the square?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (D7oie)

Naaah, he was killed heroically at Khartoum. Queen Victoria was furious with Gladstone about not sending relief to him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
_________

Beau is Flashman.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 01, 2024 12:36 PM (Dm8we)

227
Honeydicking: Fani approved!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 12:36 PM (xG4kz)

228 207 What's become of rhomboid? He had stories about having to interact with Biden back in the 70s - 80s.
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Rhomboid commented last Sunday's gun thread. Simply put, a fair number of active commenters in the past are now mainly lurking with rare comments for whatever reason.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:37 PM (ZcPYF)

229 224

The grinning wolf avoids the barrel!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 12:37 PM (HlyYF)

230 Volvo discontinues all EV production, stock jumps 20%.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2024 12:37 PM (MeG8a)

231 I don't mind snow so much. It's ice that I fear.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:21 PM (9yWhg)


*whiskery approval by scotch drinkers everywhere*

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:37 PM (D7oie)

232 These DC homos have loose lips.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (aD39U)

At both ends.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2024 12:37 PM (tkR6S)

233 Beau took the bullet we dodged.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2024 12:37 PM (FSdPf)

234 And England's far, and Honour a name,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks:
'Play up! play up! and play the game!'
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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"The Battle of Waterloo was won on the playing fields of Eton" -- Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2024 12:37 PM (XeU6L)

235 Voice to text has led to the embarrassment of many a Moron, including myself.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2024 12:35 PM

Yea, I told my pastor he was sexy and hit send. It's like locking your keys in your car. That moment the door is closing and you see them in the ignition. NOOOO

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (4p0Xq)

236 Robert Palmer 'Simply Irresistible'
https://youtu.be/UrGw_cOgwa8

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (xcxpd)

237 Voice to text has led to the embarrassment of many a Moron, including myself.

===


how embarrassing

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (V13WU)

238 "James O'Keefe sprayed his hair brown and put on big glasses and pretended to be gay"

That's exactly what Edward Fox did in The Day of The Jackal when he needed to hide out and lay low in Paris.
Posted by: Landru at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (mEYVq)

*Shifts eyes*

Posted by: Clark K. at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (dGCAG)

239 Hey, a staffer had sex in a Senate hearing room with an outsider who he brought into the Capital building and the result.. no charges. Nothing will happen to this guy. Congress is a secret society of perversion and no one cares. Nothing will come of this video because no one cares. We are being governed by a cabal with a dementia patient nominally at it's head and no one cares. We are the laughing stock of the world and no one cares.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (t/2Uw)

240 To those who love winter/snow, are you recreating in it or doing manual labor in it? There's a huge difference.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (TuRLx)

241 What's become of rhomboid? He had stories about having to interact with Biden back in the 70s - 80s.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (0gvpA)

He shows up frequently on the Gun Thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (tkR6S)

242 "James O'Keefe sprayed his hair brown and put on big glasses and pretended to be gay"

That's exactly what Edward Fox did in The Day of The Jackal when he needed to hide out and lay low in Paris.
Posted by: Landru at February 01, 2024


***
In the novel, the Jackal went so far as to remove some cordite from a bullet and chew it, so that he would appear ill and sweaty, as part of another disguise. That was the one that let him, and his rifle, get into the building from which he planned to shoot DeGaulle.

Talk about dedication, or at least completeness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

243 It’s all AI. There’s no hoober involved.
Posted by: Montec at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (bWsRe)
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In an article posted by Ace a couple of days ago, there were some weird word usements that were clearly supposed to be another word. I was thinking, "AI screwup?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (0gvpA)

244 It’s all AI. There’s no hoober involved.
Posted by: Montec

I'm your hoober-berry.

Posted by: Cock Holiday at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (vOlyp)

245 It's unbelievable that these stupid flamers don't seem to recognize an obvious phishing scam. Could O'Keefe have led this fool any more obviously? "Oh, so you're pretty high up in the government, then?" These fools are either very stupid and very gullible, or they're harder up for dick than Fani's dusty smudge. Or both.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

246 48 You can bet that whatever Charlie Kraiger was in the Joebama regime, he isn't anymore.

Posted by: RebeccaH at February 01, 2024 12:13 PM (Nvors)


His new office in the basement of some FedGov building in DC is small, poorly-lighted, and equipped with both Major and Commander.

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2024 12:39 PM (5fDan)

247 242 "James O'Keefe sprayed his hair brown and put on big glasses and pretended to be gay"

That's exactly what Edward Fox did in The Day of The Jackal when he needed to hide out and lay low in Paris.
Posted by: Landru at February 01, 2024

***
In the novel, the Jackal went so far as to remove some cordite from a bullet and chew it, so that he would appear ill and sweaty, as part of another disguise. That was the one that let him, and his rifle, get into the building from which he planned to shoot DeGaulle.

Talk about dedication, or at least completeness.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

Competent bad guys are what MAKES drama

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:39 PM (xcxpd)

248 Rhomboid commented last Sunday's gun thread. Simply put, a fair number of active commenters in the past are now mainly lurking with rare comments for whatever reason.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:37 PM (ZcPYF)
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Good to know he's still around.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 01, 2024 12:39 PM (0gvpA)

249 Beau took the bullet we dodged.
Posted by: torabora


Beau dodged the bullet we are taking in the ass everyday by dying.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 12:39 PM (TuRLx)

250 It’s all AI. There’s no hoober involved.

Boober>Hoober.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:40 PM (4p0Xq)

251 226 I thought Beau was killed in Sudan, when the Fuzzy-Wuzzies broke the square?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:29 PM (D7oie)

Naaah, he was killed heroically at Khartoum. Queen Victoria was furious with Gladstone about not sending relief to him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Confirmed. I was right there and reported on the whole thing.

Posted by: Brian Williams at February 01, 2024 12:40 PM (PiwSw)

252 171 Unless O'Keefe was being used by the Swamp, this just shows you how much a decent HUMINT operation can gain. Imagine what the Chinese and Rooskies have gained with a little booze, money, and a sympathetic ear?
Oh wait, we already know.
Posted by: Diogenes
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There is a reason why having a large number of sex partners was viewed traditionally as a threat to nat. security and negatively regarding security clearances.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:40 PM (ZcPYF)

253 Welp, it's finally happening. My doctor convinced me to do a colonoscopy.

The prep looks fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:40 PM (3CVIc)

254 I coulda been a contendah.

Also, I AM IN AGONY IN THIS FIRE.

Posted by: Beau Biden at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (aD39U)

255 "James O'Keefe sprayed his hair brown and put on big glasses and pretended to be gay"

That's exactly what Edward Fox did in The Day of The Jackal when he needed to hide out and lay low in Paris.
Posted by: Landru

I saw some old clips of Karl Marx's brother Groucho. That guy had a hell of a disguise!

Posted by: True Moron at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (vOlyp)

256 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (t/2Uw)

The Biden appointed perverted Homo airport suitcase thief also escaped any jail time. For multiple offenses even after he was caught the first time.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (nNx7/)

257 Talk about dedication, or at least completeness.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I have a theory about that.

Posted by: Kurt Godel at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (XeU6L)

258 I wonder what sort of grief the faggot is getting now that the video is public? The White House faggot, not the other faggot.

I mean, this administration is pretty rabid about punishing their enemies so I imagine the White House faggot is getting the 3rd degree before being jettisoned into the sun.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (Q4IgG)

259 unbelievable that these stupid flamers don't seem to recognize an obvious phishing scam. Could O'Keefe have led this fool any more obviously? "Oh, so you're pretty high up in the government, then?" These fools are either very stupid and very gullible, or they're harder up for dick than Fani's dusty smudge. Or both.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
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O'Keefe made his bones playing a white Huggy Bear. Over the top ridiculous yet Acorn fell for it.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (tT6L1)

260 Remember me? I screwed a House page in my office and got a standing ovation for it.

Is this a great country, or what?

Posted by: Gerry Studds at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (woPEM)

261 Welp, it's finally happening. My doctor convinced me to do a colonoscopy.

The prep looks fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:40 PM

The prep is the worse part. The actual procedure? Got knocked out for mine, best nap EVAH!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (4p0Xq)

262 I thought Beau was next to last man standing.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (cl+Gq)

263 "@VP @KamalaHarris hemorrhages black staff. She can't keep black staff. "

She might want to have a little girl talk time with Fani as she seems to have figured it out. IYKWIM

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (8wwub)

264 Day of the Jackal is an awesome novel and movie.

Posted by: RM at February 01, 2024 12:42 PM (urbih)

265 > "Oh, so you're pretty high up in the government, then?" These fools are either very stupid and very gullible, or they're harder up for dick than Fani's dusty smudge. Or both.

I don't know how D.C. people talk, but I do know that's how they all measure their dicks out there. If you're the guy that gets three minutes of face time with POTUS every day, you get to look down on the guy who gets ninety seconds of face time with POTUS every day.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2024 12:42 PM (Odg76)

266 TJM has been saying Big Mike is too lazy to run for president for years. Based on this, it appears he is right. Still, the prospect scares me because I have no doubt the Dems would cheat so that (s)he would win.
Posted by: 496 at February 01, 2024


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Edited for accuracy

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

267 11 Side note.. I think Jan has the record for the use of Honeydick in the headlines.

So far.

Posted by: Blanco at February 01, 2024 12:04 PM (sW/8y)

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Can't beat my summer BBQ!

Posted by: Buttpirate Pete! at February 01, 2024 12:42 PM (N66D6)

268 They really should have picked Susan Rice as VP, but it would have created "she's the Cheney to his Dubya" comparisons and that would have been a bridge too far.

If they can guarantee Michelle that it's in the bag and she doesn't have to do a lick of work, kinda like Biden in 2020, maybe. But seriously, if you can just live the grifter life for the rest of your life, why not?

I watched a clip of some new show with a kid who is black and has superpowers. The costume designer gave him a t-shirt that says "Barack" on it and this skinny black cartoon character, I guess Obama, is dunking a basketball like Jordan. Glad to see the myth he can actually do sports is alive and well!

Posted by: LizLem at February 01, 2024 12:42 PM (EIFrM)

269 The prep is the worse part. The actual procedure? Got knocked out for mine, best nap EVAH!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (4p0Xq)
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Whatever they used on me for my last one, it didn't work. I remember every minute of it. Not fun.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (0gvpA)

270 Volvo discontinues all EV production, stock jumps 20%.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2024 12:37 PM (MeG8a)
......

Why do the Swedes hate de erf so much?

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

271 It's a good thing Beau's available for him to use because without him he would be using his passed wife and child in these ....these.... stories.
He's mentally ill. Much of what he says is imaginary.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (FSdPf)

272 261 Welp, it's finally happening. My doctor convinced me to do a colonoscopy.

The prep looks fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:40 PM

The prep is the worse part. The actual procedure? Got knocked out for mine, best nap EVAH!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (4p0Xq)

Yeah, I'm thinking a lot of soup is in my future before the time comes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (3CVIc)

273 It's unbelievable that these stupid flamers don't seem to recognize an obvious phishing scam.

I guess they don't listen to the security briefings.

What was even better was when a few years ago the Air Force general in charge of the ICBM force went to Moscow, and couldn't figure out that the beautiful woman throwing herself at him was a honeytrap.

Some people are determined to crash and burn.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (YAtuc)

274 I love winter. Am I a weirdo? 😂

Posted by: Montec

Yes
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:31 PM

Raises hand to acknowledge being a wierdo.

--

I'm a winter weirdo too. And I haven't seen the first snowflake this year (upstate SC). :*(

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (mupln)

275 Never mind Beau, Joe took a Jezail bullet in the shoulder, or it could have been leg, in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (8Fdcq)

276 "Tow the line"?
Good God. It's "toe the line," you dolt.
And misspelling "emphatically" as "empathically" is effing unforgivable. Those types of mistakes make his efforts look unprofessional and second-rate.
OK, I'll stop grinding my teeth now.
But ... dumbassery!
Posted by: Just Got Here at February 01, 2024 12:32 PM (5kFOH)

The captions are probably generated by an AI. You see bad ones on TV, all the time, too. But for a canned video like this, they could and should be edited for correctness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2024 12:44 PM (tkR6S)

277 Whatever they used on me for my last one, it didn't work. I remember every minute of it. Not fun.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (0gvpA


What? They knew you were awake and did it anyway?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:44 PM (3CVIc)

278 20 That guy must be living under a rock. O'Keefe wasn't even disguised, with the possible exception of a different hair color. He must be extremely needy and susceptible to flirtation.

Posted by: Moonbeam at February 01, 2024 12:07 PM (rbKZ6)

---

Maybe he was desperate for a +1 for a 20-man shit/piss/fisting orgy.

You know, the normal stuff.

Posted by: Buttpirate Pete! at February 01, 2024 12:44 PM (N66D6)

279 Colonoscopy prep? Yeah, whoever called it "the night of 1000 waterfalls" was spot-on. Invest heavily in those flushable wet wipes.

Posted by: PabloD at February 01, 2024 12:44 PM (4z2nH)

280 Welp, it's finally happening. My doctor convinced me to do a colonoscopy.

The prep looks fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
________

It was worse 15 or 20 years ago when it involved phosposoda or whatever it was. The stuff now doesn't taste too bad at all, and not as harsh coming out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 01, 2024 12:44 PM (Dm8we)

281 Funny that O'Keefe could show up himself and not be spotted. O'Keefe used to use his hot female associate to catfish the guys, for the Biden admin, it's all f*gs (can we say f*gs?)

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at February 01, 2024 12:44 PM (FmapG)

282 Confirmed. I was right there and reported on the whole thing.
Posted by: Brian Williams

He was dead before the rampant cannibalism began, thankfully.

Posted by: MSM from Katrina at February 01, 2024 12:45 PM (vOlyp)

283 Good to know he's still around.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
-------------
Yes it is but I don't think he will be participating much in current threads for whatever reason.

These times are either humorous as similar to a very bad B-movie 'Clown World' or horrendous and depressing if you are of a more serious bent and accomplishments like Rhomboid.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:45 PM (ZcPYF)

284 INXS 'The Devil Inside'
https://youtu.be/hv_zJrO_ptk

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:45 PM (xcxpd)

285 The White Stripes 'Seven Nation Army'
https://youtu.be/0J2QdDbelmY
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (xcxpd)


I like the Glitch Mob cover better. They also used it as one of the Battlefield reveals

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:45 PM (D7oie)

286 Colonoscopy prep? Yeah, whoever called it "the night of 1000 waterfalls" was spot-on. Invest heavily in those flushable wet wipes.
Posted by: PabloD at February 01, 2024 12:44 PM (4z2nH)


Oddly on topic; you gotta vaseline dat ass.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:45 PM (aD39U)

287
Beau fell at Gallipoli. There was a movie about him, starring Mel Gibson (but Mel wasn't playing Beau).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 12:45 PM (xG4kz)

288 What? They knew you were awake and did it anyway?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:44 PM (3CVIc)
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I think they must have used the drug that's supposed to cause amnesia, because they do need to be aware during the procedure.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (0gvpA)

289 The prep looks fun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:40 PM

Stay close to a toilet....very close.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (AwYPR)

290 Relax, everybody. You're safe.

Live-action reboot of "Avatar: The Last Airbender" gets a rewrite to make Sokka less "sexist"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (FVME7)

291 285 The White Stripes 'Seven Nation Army'
https://youtu.be/0J2QdDbelmY
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

I like the Glitch Mob cover better. They also used it as one of the Battlefield reveals
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 12:45 PM (D7oie)

I'll look for that, thanks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (xcxpd)

292 Just had an idea! Colon drone.

No more dr fishing around with a camera on a stick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (uKeRS)

293 I love my dead gay son!

Posted by: Joe Biden, two days from now at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (PiwSw)

294 AlaBAMA, do some research on the prep. Some are easier to take than others. Some of the easier ones are more expensive than others so if you don;t knwo what to ask for, you get the cheap one.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)

295 281 Funny that O'Keefe could show up himself and not be spotted. O'Keefe used to use his hot female associate to catfish the guys, for the Biden admin, it's all f*gs (can we say f*gs?)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway
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Gays in DC are probably a large percentage of the white population there. Straight white males can clean up dating there if you present well.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:47 PM (ZcPYF)

296 Yeah, I'm thinking a lot of soup is in my future before the time comes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (3CVIc)

-----------------

I fasted for 7 days prior to my procedure, hoping to minimize the unpleasantness of the night before. It was still rough for forcing down all that fluid, and assume it may have been a little easier (but have nothing to compare it to having only done it once).

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 12:47 PM (caloI)

297 Taking notes.

Camp out in bathroom.

Flushable wet wipes.

What is the Vaseline for??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:47 PM (3CVIc)

298 The two coldest winter days I have ever experienced were both in 1997 -- the first in January in DC, when my girlfriend (future wife) and I attended the Robert E. Lee birthday celebration in Statuary Hall, and then again in February in Moscow, when, appropriately, I was taking a tour of the Kremlin.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:47 PM (9yWhg)

299 Alabama,

The prep is not fun. I recently did my procedure, which is quite easy.

The only good news about the prep, is that you can bloviate in front of your wife on every topic you want.

When she accuses you of being full of sh*t, you can honestly reply, "No I am not!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 12:47 PM (HlyYF)

300 Have any of you had that test where you swallow a tiny camera and .. err .. retrieve it at the end?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:47 PM (aD39U)

301 Maybe they could paint the White House flagpole black.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2024 12:48 PM (FSdPf)

302 Yep. It's an over 29 blog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 01, 2024 12:48 PM (R4t5M)

303
... for the Biden admin, it's all f*gs (can we say f*gs?)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway


Figs? Figs is a perfectly cromulent word to use.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 12:48 PM (xG4kz)

304 Maybe he was desperate for a +1 for a 20-man shit/piss/fisting orgy.

You know, the normal stuff.
Posted by: Buttpirate Pete!

We've all been there.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at February 01, 2024 12:48 PM (vOlyp)

305 Funny that O'Keefe could show up himself and not be spotted. O'Keefe used to use his hot female associate to catfish the guys, for the Biden admin, it's all f*gs (can we say f*gs?)


==


Hannah Giles ?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 12:48 PM (V13WU)

306 To those who love winter/snow, are you recreating in it or doing manual labor in it? There's a huge difference.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024


***
The same is true of summer. People who tell me they love that season have almost certainly never worked outside in it a day in their lives. Playing in your garden is not in the same activity class as loading a truck.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

307 Just had an idea! Colon drone.

No more dr fishing around with a camera on a stick.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (uKeRS)

They actually already have that. It's a camera pill that you swallow and it travels through you and looks at areas where a colonoscopy and endoscopy can't see.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 01, 2024 12:49 PM (nNx7/)

308 295 281 Funny that O'Keefe could show up himself and not be spotted. O'Keefe used to use his hot female associate to catfish the guys, for the Biden admin, it's all f*gs (can we say f*gs?)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway
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Gays in DC are probably a large percentage of the white population there. Straight white males can clean up dating there if you present well.
Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:47 PM (ZcPYF)
_____________

[Nods sagely]

-- Mikhail Baryshnikov

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

309 302 Yep. It's an over 29 blog.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 01, 2024 12:48 PM (R4t5M

Heh. All the Get Off My Lawn signs didn't give it away?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:49 PM (3CVIc)

310
My colonoscopy prep sheet had a last line that said. "Congratulations, you have completed the worst part." True, but really just a nuisance.

Actual procedure was nothing. Chatted with the Doc about golf for a few minutes, he assured me I would be asleep during the procedure. Woke up and he came in and said, "Everything is fine, see you in five years."

But that was five years ago, so I got a notice from him about scheduling a week or so ago...Oh well.

Posted by: RM at February 01, 2024 12:49 PM (urbih)

311 *Don't think I don't remember when certain AOSHQ persons showed up at AICP and took photos of Giles holding pudding cups...

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 12:50 PM (V13WU)

312 The captions are probably generated by an AI. You see bad ones on TV, all the time, too. But for a canned video like this, they could and should be edited for correctness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Given that O'Keefe's previous organization was undermined by the peons, he probably views using computers instead of low paid minions as a better option for cost as well as maintaining internal security. His new group is now pretty much bare bones right now.

Then you have the rush to maintain relevancy by putting product out on a timely basis. I would cut him a break.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:50 PM (ZcPYF)

313 What is the Vaseline for??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:47 PM


You will wipe your bum so much that it will get chapped.

(I used just a tiny dab of aloe vera skin lotion.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 12:50 PM (HlyYF)

314 *AIPAC! not AICP

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 12:50 PM (V13WU)

315 Yeah, I'm thinking a lot of soup is in my future before the time comes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (3CVIc)

Bowling for Soup '1985'
https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:50 PM (xcxpd)

316 To those who love winter/snow, are you recreating in it or doing manual labor in it? There's a huge difference.

True dat.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 01, 2024 12:50 PM (V8he0)

317 Happy February. February is a good month because it's the official start of the last lap of winter. Any cold or snow can be rucked with a "Well, this winter shit's gonna be done in four or six weeks, so whatever, dude." You can't do that in January.
++++
AosHQ: Come for the political and current events commentary, stay for the philosophy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 12:50 PM (B2vkr)

318 But that was five years ago, so I got a notice from him about scheduling a week or so ago...Oh well.

Posted by: RM at February 01, 2024 12:49 PM (urbih)

You never ever look at a bottle of Gatorade the same after your first colonoscopy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (N39Ws)

319 Actual procedure was nothing. Chatted with the Doc about golf for a few minutes, he assured me I would be asleep during the procedure. Woke up and he came in and said, "Everything is fine, see you in five years."

But that was five years ago, so I got a notice from him about scheduling a week or so ago...Oh well.

Posted by: RM at February 01, 2024 12:49 PM (urbih

Yeah, I'm hopeful it's smooth sailing and they find clean pipes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (3CVIc)

320 Funny that O'Keefe could show up himself and not be spotted. O'Keefe used to use his hot female associate to catfish the guys, for the Biden admin, it's all f*gs (can we say f*gs?)
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at February 01, 2024


***
Fogs? Depends on the weather conditions.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

321 *that's when political commentary was fun...

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (V13WU)

322 Welp, it's finally happening. My doctor convinced me to do a colonoscopy.

The prep looks fun.


It's better than it used to be when you had to drink like a gallon of nasty, salty solution. The new one is still not pleasant but not nearly as bad. And yeah, the dreamless sleep is the best part. "Count back wards from 10." "10... 9... 8..." (zero time passes) "OK, time to wake up."

Posted by: Oddbob at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (sNc8Y)

323 Zero people who consume mass media know that Biden is a senile rapist liar.

He’s portrayed as honorable, smart, kind, and empathetic.

It’s bananas.

Posted by: MJ at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (nb9bI)

324 Shit! I guess I won’t be remembered as the inventor of the colon drone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (uKeRS)

325 [Nods sagely]

-- Mikhail Baryshnikov
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Probably true in NYC as well.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (ZcPYF)

326 "I'm just telling you what I've heard... they're really concerned about it" ..."I think they need to get rid of him or her."
++++
"Sources Say" - so normally, this should be rejected out of hand.

But what happens when "sources say" the patently obvious?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (B2vkr)

327 I thought Beau was next to last man standing.
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 01, 2024 12:41 PM (cl+Gq)

Beau died with Custer's HQ company at the Little Big Horn after delivering the Brewster fighter planes to Wake Island.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (5FnZt)

328 AosHQ: Come for the political and current events commentary, stay for the philosophy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Colonoscopy tricks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (R4t5M)

329 I see the White House security protocol is about what I'd expect it to be.

Posted by: Orson at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (dIske)

330 315 Yeah, I'm thinking a lot of soup is in my future before the time comes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (3CVIc)

Bowling for Soup '1985'
https://youtu.be/K38xNqZvBJI
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:50 PM (xcxpd)
___________

"I'm getting old. Old, I tell ya! Last night, my wife asked if I wanted super sex. I took the soup!"

-- Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

331 ...I attended the Robert E. Lee birthday celebration in Statuary Hall, and then again in February in Moscow, when, appropriately, I was taking a tour of the Kremlin.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

!!! + 15 on the insurrection profile, plus a side of Putin agent! Patch me through to Garland immediately!

Posted by: NSA Bob at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (vOlyp)

332 House Republicans passed the tax bill with a windfall for illegal Aliens 357-70.

"The child tax credit reforms in this bill are pro-family policies that maintain the child tax credit structure of the Trump-era G.O.P. tax reform," Smith said in a statement. "The child tax credit provisions in this bill help families crushed by inflation, remove the penalty for families with multiple children and maintains work requirements."

Not to be trite, but fuck you Smith, liar. Illegal aliens will be able to take this credit and with only 80 votes against it in the House, a lot of Republicans didn't give a fig.

Don't tell us your priority is stopping illegal immigration, then hand them billions of our tax dollars to stay. Die in a fire, you lying dickheads.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (+odgu)

333 Check out Snopes on Biden's late wife. Biden lied for years that she was killed by a drunk driver, until the guy's family called him on it. But Snopes said Biden wasn't lying because you can't prove the guy WASN'T drunk.

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (hqVaF)

334 So which one kills you faster -- extreme heat, or extreme cold?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (9yWhg)

335 313 What is the Vaseline for??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:47 PM

You will wipe your bum so much that it will get chapped.

(I used just a tiny dab of aloe vera skin lotion.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 12:50 PM (HlyYF


I'm going to document all this on this blog.

Day one, 0800. Earthquake hit and a tsunami followed. No survivors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (3CVIc)

336 To those who love winter/snow, are you recreating in it or doing manual labor in it? There's a huge difference.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024

Mostly recreating in it now. I used to work construction, year round. Snow, bitter cold, summer, humidity etc. But I still love doing winter recreation, Happy I don;t have to work outside every day. Last year was a bitch!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (4p0Xq)

337 Oregon Supreme Court Blocks 10 Republicans From Running for Reelection
State senators violated Oregon’s Constitution, state’s top court ruled.

Ten Republican senators in Oregon cannot run for reelection, the state’s top court ruled on Feb. 1.

The court found that the senators are banned from running for reelection under a constitutional amendment approved in 2022.

Measure 113, the amendment, states that lawmakers who miss at least 10 legislative days without an excuse cannot seek reelection.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (aD39U)

338 286 Colonoscopy prep? Yeah, whoever called it "the night of 1000 waterfalls" was spot-on. Invest heavily in those flushable wet wipes.
Posted by: PabloD at February 01, 2024 12:44 PM (4z2nH)

Oddly on topic; you gotta vaseline dat ass.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:45 PM (aD39U)

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Boy, you all are right in my wheelhouse today!

Posted by: Buttpirate Pete! at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (N66D6)

339 I doubt Michelle Obama will run not because she is lazy but because she will not agree to live her life in a fishbowl, even for 4/8 years.
Her face shows her disgust for America so even the occasional campaign stop will be like a woman scorned.
over and over.

Posted by: old chick at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (sOete)

340 dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (aD39U)

341 It's better than it used to be when you had to drink like a gallon of nasty, salty solution. The new one is still not pleasant but not nearly as bad. And yeah, the dreamless sleep is the best part. "Count back wards from 10." "10... 9... 8..." (zero time passes) "OK, time to wake up."
Posted by: Oddbob at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (sNc8Y

A lot of the sleep concoction includes fentanyl. Or at least used to.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (nNx7/)

342 This brunette with great teeth likes wearing short shorts, watching baseball and hurling invective at the corrupt Party men who keep this charade in motion:
https://is.gd/Kt0jMr

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (B2vkr)

343 Be interesting to see a sales map for sex lube geographically.

Especially in the vicinity of the Capitol.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (FSdPf)

344 Just had an idea! Colon drone.

No more dr fishing around with a camera on a stick.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (uKeRS)


Just put a tiny Go-Pro on the hamster's head

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (XIF9h)

345
Regarding colonoscopy prep, the phrase, "Gradually, then suddenly, all at once" definitely applies.

Watch for your legs falling asleep because you will be seated on the throne for quite some time.

Finally, there are no "sneak one out" "gimmes" (farts); everything is sharts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (xG4kz)

346 No more dr fishing around with a camera on a stick.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (uKeRS)

A gerbil wearing a Go-pro!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (tkR6S)

347 Hey, a staffer had sex in a Senate hearing room with an outsider who he brought into the Capital building and the result.. no charges. Nothing will happen to this guy. Congress is a secret society of perversion and no one cares. Nothing will come of this video because no one cares. We are being governed by a cabal with a dementia patient nominally at it's head and no one cares. We are the laughing stock of the world and no one cares.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Quite the dark comedy/horror show should this be written as a series. The writing and character development is already done...just cast and change the names.

Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (oiNtH)

348 Just had an idea! Colon drone.

No more dr fishing around with a camera on a stick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM (uKeRS)---

------------------

Colin Drone could have been an SNL skit in the 70s (if we'd had drones back then).

And where the f*ck is my jetpack‽‽‽

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (caloI)

349 I was so "cleansed" after my last prep, that I didn't even have to go through with the colonoscopy.

They just held a flashlight to my mouth and told me to bend over and grab my ankles in front of their camera!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (HlyYF)

350 @332

>>Die in a fire, you lying dickheads.

They are goofballs and illegitimate, but this was apparent way back in 2007.

The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit and not the answer to anything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (rc3Z7)

351 324 Shit! I guess I won’t be remembered as the inventor of the colon drone.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (uKeRS)


How much is it worth to you?

Posted by: Snopes, exploring new business models at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (PiwSw)

352 Check out Snopes on Biden's late wife. Biden lied for years that she was killed by a drunk driver, until the guy's family called him on it. But Snopes said Biden wasn't lying because you can't prove the guy WASN'T drunk.
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM

Good old Dopes. AKA the place that makes libturds believe all their lies because it's on the internet damnit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (4p0Xq)

353 342 This brunette with great teeth likes wearing short shorts, watching baseball and hurling invective at the corrupt Party men who keep this charade in motion:
https://is.gd/Kt0jMr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (B2vkr

I will never date a Tigers fan. 0/10

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (3CVIc)

354 I like Miss Pergola better.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (R4t5M)

355 Beau is Flashman.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 01, 2024 12:36 PM (Dm8we)

A bully? A liar? A promiscuous libertine? A drunkard? Yup. A Biden.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (j4U/Z)

356 which one kills you faster -- extreme heat, or extreme cold?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (9yWhg)
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Starting out with equal baselines, I'd say extreme cold. One can freeze to death in short order versus dying of thirst.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (tT6L1)

357 There is no doubt in my mind that anytime Biden is out of the public eye and away from any cameras, which is most of the time, he is in a wheelchair.

Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (SYTee)

358 Perhaps we should shut up and stop giving the Democratic Socialist National Comittee reasons, and making it easier for their members, to swap Really Dark Brandon off the ticket.

Am I off on this?

Posted by: BuddyPC at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (AWCUa)

359 325 [Nods sagely]

-- Mikhail Baryshnikov
Posted by: Elric Blade
-----------
Probably true in NYC as well.
Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:51 PM (ZcPYF)
_______

I can confirm it's very true :-)

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

360 Had a colonoscopy in Sep. I had SuTab for my prep. Much easier than the miralax stuff I had before.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, on the tablet at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (8C7+r)

361 but you can't remove the first black lady to be vice president from the Goddamn presidential ticket. Like what kind of message are you going to send to like African-American voters...
-

This is how you know you're equal, black people. Everything you achieve is because of your merit and ability and hard work.

It can't be presented to you any more clearly than that.

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (AIJ3L)

362 Colonoscopy....

After a day or two of nothing but liquids the actual cleanser wasn't all that bad.

Now the first actual shit after the procedure... that was epic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (Q4IgG)

363 Colon Blow > Colon Drone

Posted by: The_Hoser at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (N66D6)

364 This brunette with great teeth likes wearing short shorts, watching baseball and hurling invective at the corrupt Party men who keep this charade in motion:
https://is.gd/Kt0jMr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (B2vkr)


She also enjoys a big D next to her face

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (XIF9h)

365 Hannah Giles ?
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 12:48 PM (V13WU)

Would have been a big media star were the partisan roles reversed. Extremely hot young woman.

Posted by: 85 Bears at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (Xm9IS)

366 "Sources Say" - so normally, this should be rejected out of hand.
-----

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: "Studies show..." at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (XeU6L)

367 This brunette with great teeth likes wearing short shorts, watching baseball and hurling invective at the corrupt Party men who keep this charade in motion:
https://is.gd/Kt0jMr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

perfect, except for the weird elbow and Tigers shirt.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

368 https://is.gd/Kt0jMr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Mmmm, very nice. She's wasted on Detroit.


But maybe she works at one of the strip bars in Windsor, Ontario and is just visiting Detroit to grace it with Canuck pulchritude for a few hours.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (9yWhg)

369 Just had an idea! Colon drone.

No more dr fishing around with a camera on a stick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2024 12:46 PM

Have you considered the little whirling blades? NM, carry on.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (4p0Xq)

370 Starting out with equal baselines, I'd say extreme cold. One can freeze to death in short order versus dying of thirst.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (tT6L1)

No shit ! - Zombie Chief fans.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 01, 2024 12:56 PM (nNx7/)

371 Rush 'Red Barchetta'
https://youtu.be/_LXKZq0fYDw

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:56 PM (xcxpd)

372 another totally crap ski season

but I'm glad you guys are happy! :-)

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 01, 2024 12:56 PM (AcWfM)

373 So which one kills you faster -- extreme heat, or extreme cold?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2024 12:56 PM (TuRLx)

374 A gerbil wearing a Go-pro!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (tkR6S)

-----------

* snort *

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 12:56 PM (caloI)

375 "You never ever look at a bottle of Gatorade the same after your first colonoscopy."

True dat. Orange Gatorade.

Posted by: RM at February 01, 2024 12:56 PM (urbih)

376 This brunette with great teeth likes wearing short shorts, watching baseball and hurling invective at the corrupt Party men who keep this charade in motion:
https://is.gd/Kt0jMr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Busty. A Hooters 9

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 01, 2024 12:56 PM (xcxpd)

377 I saw Canuck Pulchritude open for Rush at the Danforth back in '83.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 12:57 PM (B2vkr)

378
You are encouraged, nay, demanded, to fart when you wake up in recovery.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 12:57 PM (xG4kz)

379 Check out Snopes on Biden's late wife. Biden lied for years that she was killed by a drunk driver, until the guy's family called him on it. But Snopes said Biden wasn't lying because you can't prove the guy WASN'T drunk.

-

The car wreck where she allegedly did it on purpose to commit suicide and tried to take their children with her because Joe was sleeping around and abusing little kids?

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at February 01, 2024 12:57 PM (AIJ3L)

380 367 This brunette with great teeth likes wearing short shorts, watching baseball and hurling invective at the corrupt Party men who keep this charade in motion:
https://is.gd/Kt0jMr
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

perfect, except for the weird elbow and Tigers shirt.
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (v0R5T)
__________

Photoshop artifact

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

381 Honestly, Republicans really have balls. Johnson and Smith are trying to say the bill isn't a giveaway to illegal aliens. It's bullshit. I can read the tax code and the bill. It funnels more or our tax dollars to illegal aliens. Also, Mike Crapo is saying he will try to strip the giveaway in the senate. Why would he do that if it wasn't necessary?

They are lying motherfuckers.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2024 12:57 PM (+odgu)

382 Just put a tiny Go-Pro on the hamster's head
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM

Look, it just ran up my leg OK!

Posted by: P Bootygag at February 01, 2024 12:58 PM (4p0Xq)

383 366 "Sources Say" - so normally, this should be rejected out of hand.
-----

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: "Studies show..." at February 01, 2024 12:55 PM (XeU6L)


I was always partial to "Some say..."

Posted by: Katie Couric, mistress of the televised colonoscopy at February 01, 2024 12:58 PM (PiwSw)

384 Saying when I was growing up in MT: When the days begin to lengthen, the cold begins to strengthen.

Still true here.

Posted by: Wenda at February 01, 2024 12:58 PM (wJ0Sm)

385 Given that O'Keefe's previous organization was undermined by the peons, he probably views using computers instead of low paid minions as a better option for cost as well as maintaining internal security. His new group is now pretty much bare bones right now.

Then you have the rush to maintain relevancy by putting product out on a timely basis. I would cut him a break.
Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 12:50 PM (ZcPYF)

Still, the video above runs for 15 minutes? One ought to be able to edit all the captions in an hour or two.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2024 12:58 PM (tkR6S)

386 367 I think her elbows are perfectly pointy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:58 PM (9yWhg)

387 Check out Snopes on Biden's late wife. Biden lied for years that she was killed by a drunk driver, until the guy's family called him on it. But Snopes said Biden wasn't lying because you can't prove the guy WASN'T drunk.
Posted by: Wally

But they did prove it - an autopsy was done on the guy and no drugs/alcohol in system. No autopsy was done on Biden's late wife.

Posted by: Cheri at February 01, 2024 12:58 PM (oiNtH)

388 I thought Beau was next to last man standing.
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 01, 2024
*
Beau died with Custer's HQ company at the Little Big Horn after delivering the Brewster fighter planes to Wake Island.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2024


***
Beau died heroically at Cannae when that bastard Hannibal took advantage of us!

Posted by: Zombie Paullus and Varro at February 01, 2024 12:58 PM (J2vNu)

389 Honestly, Republicans really have balls. Johnson and Smith are trying to say the bill isn't a giveaway to illegal aliens. It's bullshit. I can read the tax code and the bill. It funnels more or our tax dollars to illegal aliens. Also, Mike Crapo is saying he will try to strip the giveaway in the senate. Why would he do that if it wasn't necessary?

They are lying motherfuckers.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2024 12:57 PM (+odgu)
++++
Yes they are.

But in fairness, most of them are lying about having read or understood what they voted for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 12:58 PM (B2vkr)

390 The car wreck where she allegedly did it on purpose to commit suicide and tried to take their children with her because Joe was sleeping around and abusing little kids?
Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at February 01, 2024 12:57 PM

The wrong Biden died.

Posted by: P Bootygag at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (4p0Xq)

391 Honestly, Republicans really have balls. Johnson and Smith are trying to say the bill isn't a giveaway to illegal aliens...

-

Has anyone asked them why we need a new bill?

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (AIJ3L)

392 342 This brunette with great teeth likes wearing short shorts, watching baseball and hurling invective at the corrupt Party men who keep this charade in motion:
https://is.gd/Kt0jMr

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 12:53 PM (B2vkr)

Plus pointy elbows!! HUBBA.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (wtvvX)

393 AI can't do elbows.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (v0R5T)

394 https://is.gd/Kt0jMr

She's wearing Joe Biden glasses.

Biden has ruined aviator ray bans for everyone.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (nNx7/)

395 Rodney Dangerfield could not get any respect.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (FSdPf)

396
What was the disguise?

Dressed like a male escort or a homo?

Trans?

I mean, everyone in the government is gay...

Hilarious.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (et1vG)

397 I suspect it is easier to honeydick a gay guy then to do the same to a straight guy.

Most straight guys know that if a woman comes on to them too strong she likely wants something. Not saying guys don't still go for it but it is kind of obvious.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (ibTVg)

398 @391

>>Has anyone asked them why we need a new bill?

Uhmm, graft.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (rc3Z7)

399 There is no doubt in my mind that anytime Biden is out of the public eye and away from any cameras, which is most of the time, he is in a wheelchair.

Posted by: davidt

I prefer to think he's chained to the wall like Sloth in Goonies

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (TRJLp)

400 another totally crap ski season

but I'm glad you guys are happy! :-)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at February 01, 2024 12:56 P

I'm not! Screw everyone else! J/K

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 01, 2024 01:00 PM (4p0Xq)

401 So which one kills you faster -- extreme heat, or extreme cold?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


--------------

Counterintuitively, dehydration is a serious risk in extreme cold:

https://is.gd/Z0GBic

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 01:00 PM (caloI)

402 for those enjoying your lunch hour, bon appétit !

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 01:00 PM (V13WU)

403 True dat. Orange Gatorade.

Posted by: RM at February 01, 2024 12:56 PM (urbih)

I was told not to drink/eat anything orange/red.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2024 01:01 PM (AwYPR)

404
But they did prove it - an autopsy was done on the guy and no drugs/alcohol in system. No autopsy was done on Biden's late wife.


The leading theory, since Joe was banging Jill at that time, is the previous Mrs Biden was suicidal. She swerved INTO the truck so it is possible...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 01:01 PM (ibTVg)

405 They are goofballs and illegitimate, but this was apparent way back in 2007.

The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit and not the answer to anything.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
--------------
They are quite effective for their corporate donors and to accomplish Democrat goals. About half the bill's cost is corporate/business tax breaks.

Notice that Ryan and McConnell allowed Trump's tax bill to pass because it lowered the corporate rate.

The GOP in DC is essentially a transactional pay for play for the K Street crowd but as you said, useless for about 90 percent or so of the party base.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 01:01 PM (ZcPYF)

406 Most straight guys know that if a woman comes on to them too strong she likely wants something. Not saying guys don't still go for it but it is kind of obvious.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (ibTVg)
++++
Yup. It's how I learned that apparently higher-end hookers work the bars at fancy hotels and restaurants frequented by businessmen.

Some of 'em came up to me. I know how I appear, and I know how *they* appear, and the two simply do not match. It's an immediate yellow flag if *any* woman walks up to me and starts chatting. It's a red flag if she's really good looking. I know where my league is, and it ain't there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 01:01 PM (B2vkr)

407 So which one kills you faster -- extreme heat, or extreme cold?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


--------------

Counterintuitively, dehydration is a serious risk in extreme cold:

https://is.gd/Z0GBic

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 01:00 PM (caloI)

Always hydrate with vodka, komrades!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2024 01:01 PM (wtvvX)

408 So which one kills you faster -- extreme heat, or extreme cold?

We talking dropping someone onto the sun or like August in Arizona?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 01:01 PM (ibTVg)

409 I will never date a Tigers fan. 0/1
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2024 12:54 PM (3CVIc)

George Kell: "Look at that young lady above the third base line wearing almost nothing! What do ya think of that, Al?".

Al Kaline: "Dunno, I was watching the game, George"

The 68 Tigers were the best.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2024 01:02 PM (j4U/Z)

410
February is the worst, most dismal month of the year. If you can make it through Feb, you likely live another year:
http://tinyurl.com/hk87g4f

The author of that, Kevin Killeen -- his own father, who told him about living through Feb, died in Feb a few years ago.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 01, 2024 01:02 PM (w6EFb)

411 Why do the Swedes hate de erf so much?
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 12:43 PM (v0R5T)


I think Volvo is owned by the Chinese.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2024 01:02 PM (D7oie)

412 She swerved INTO the truck so it is possible...

-

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW DRUNKS DRIVE, FAT!

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at February 01, 2024 01:02 PM (AIJ3L)

413 So which one kills you faster -- extreme heat, or extreme cold?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 12:52 PM (9yWhg)
++++
How extreme? I mean, being caught in a nuke blast will vaporize you...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 01:02 PM (B2vkr)

414 Austin says he made a mistake not telling the White House about his cancer. He regrets his non-actions and is taking ownership. So shut up.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2024 01:02 PM (vFG9F)

415 I was told not to drink/eat anything orange/red.

But oddly (and fortunately) enough, coffee counts as a "clear liquid."

Posted by: Oddbob at February 01, 2024 01:03 PM (sNc8Y)

416 I suspect it is easier to honeydick a gay guy then to do the same to a straight guy.

Most straight guys know that if a woman comes on to them too strong she likely wants something. Not saying guys don't still go for it but it is kind of obvious.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (ibTVg)


Many a man has been done in by the honeysnizz

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2024 01:03 PM (XIF9h)

417 397 I suspect it is easier to honeydick a gay guy then to do the same to a straight guy.

Most straight guys know that if a woman comes on to them too strong she likely wants something. Not saying guys don't still go for it but it is kind of obvious.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (ibTVg)
_________

See my first comment above. I think these guys getting scammed -- both straight and gay -- are also really dumb and like to hear themselves talk. O'Keefe is obviously honeytrapping this homo, but the homo seems so eager to hear himself talk that O'Keefe probably could have just sat there silently and gotten the same info. I also suspect the homo was high as fuck.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

418 So which one kills you faster -- extreme heat, or extreme cold?

Not sure?

Posted by: 3 Chiefs Fans at February 01, 2024 01:03 PM (4p0Xq)

419 There is no doubt in my mind that anytime Biden is out of the public eye and away from any cameras, which is most of the time, he is in a wheelchair.

Posted by: davidt
......

Limpy Lloyd, too. Watch out Iran, they're coming for you!

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

420 So which one kills you faster -- extreme heat, or extreme cold?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


I have this argument all of the time during "global warming" debates.

Extreme heat kills you faster, because it kills old people via heart attacks. Young healthy people are generally safe until they do too much in the heat AND get dehydrated and subsequently suffer heat stroke.

Extreme cold kills everyone! Humans are tropical beings. (All of the other members of Family Hominidae live between 10 degrees north and 10 degrees south of the equator.)

The Lancet (left wing) allowed a good study to be published last year. The numbers were about 500,000 excess deaths per year due to extreme heat. Versus 4,500,000 deaths due to extreme cold.

Of course, starvation takes 8-9 million people per year, so we DEFINITELY don't want any more of that CO2 crap in the air that helps plants grow!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 01:03 PM (HlyYF)

421 "Yes they are.

But in fairness, most of them are lying about having read or understood what they voted for.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 12:58 PM (B2vkr)"

That's garbage and an excuse. I talked to a few legislative directors. They knew this was an issue. I picked up on it when the bill was in committee and so did a few others. It's been in many publications and there are numerous sources who have quantified over the years how much has gone to illegal aliens.

The country is suffering financially and we're being invaded by illegal aliens. Then they shove a bill up our asses that funds illegal immigrants with outrageous tax dollars.

Republicans don't give a shit. It's just a disingenuous campaign gimmick. They might as well hang a kick me sign on their voters. Fuckheads.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2024 01:04 PM (+odgu)

422 Most straight guys know that if a woman comes on to them too strong she likely wants something. Not saying guys don't still go for it but it is kind of obvious.

Posted by: 18-1
-------
Eh, pretty big gap between what people should know and what they figure they do know. Midwit trap. Both slow and very smart people generally know something is up with strange occurrences--the midwit ignores the signs because they have enough iq to invent reasons why they are irresistible magnets for people.

Posted by: whig at February 01, 2024 01:04 PM (ZcPYF)

423 Some of 'em came up to me. I know how I appear, and I know how *they* appear, and the two simply do not match. It's an immediate yellow flag if *any* woman walks up to me and starts chatting. It's a red flag if she's really good looking. I know where my league is, and it ain't there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 01:01 PM (B2vkr)


Were you licking your eyebrows??

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2024 01:04 PM (XIF9h)

424 Hannah Giles ?
Posted by: runner

http://tinyurl.com/y5kcx6h4

From her Acorn takedown days, she was quite something. I think I'll pass on looking for current photos, to preserve the illusion.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 01, 2024 01:05 PM (vOlyp)

425 Austin says he made a mistake not telling the White House about his cancer. He regrets his non-actions and is taking ownership. So shut up.
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2024 01:02 PM (vFG9F)
......

Then he limped offstage as they dimmed the lights so NOBODY WILL NOTICE.
Guys a regular sooper soldier.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2024 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

426 "I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts"


---dudes hanging out in hotel bars thinking that this pretty lady who approached him out of nowhere is just gobsmacked and thrilled to find a hunk of masculinity such as hisself

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2024 01:05 PM (V13WU)

427 See my first comment above. I think these guys getting scammed -- both straight and gay -- are also really dumb and like to hear themselves talk. O'Keefe is obviously honeytrapping this homo, but the homo seems so eager to hear himself talk that O'Keefe probably could have just sat there silently and gotten the same info. I also suspect the homo was high as fuck.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Courtship.

Gotta puff yourself up and make yourself look rich and important when on a date. Things you'd never to say to anyone else, you'll say to the person you want on an early date. It's also likely to be extremely ... optimistic, but less likely to be an outright lie.

This dude probably *did* hear some chatter about this, but it was likely not a secret or "inside baseball" kind of stuff, and he probably heard it from one person.

One person making a passing comment about generally-known information becomes, on a date, your access to a vast network of insider information that is all super sensitive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 01:05 PM (B2vkr)

428 Imagine being in a high-level position in charge of trillions of dollars of stuff and tens/hundreds of thousands of employees and thinking "I ain't need to let nobody know I might need a couple of weeks off so I don't die of butt cancer."

Posted by: M. Robbie - Being a tall, Black, nonbinary, trans femme drag queen makes me a target for violence at February 01, 2024 01:05 PM (AIJ3L)

429 406 Most straight guys know that if a woman comes on to them too strong she likely wants something. Not saying guys don't still go for it but it is kind of obvious.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (ibTVg)
++++
Yup. It's how I learned that apparently higher-end hookers work the bars at fancy hotels and restaurants frequented by businessmen.

Some of 'em came up to me. I know how I appear, and I know how *they* appear, and the two simply do not match. It's an immediate yellow flag if *any* woman walks up to me and starts chatting. It's a red flag if she's really good looking. I know where my league is, and it ain't there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 01:01 PM (B2vkr)
___________

"Amateur. That's what drugs and cold hard cash are for!"

-- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

430 Nood

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2024 01:05 PM (vFG9F)

431 There is no doubt in my mind that anytime Biden is out of the public eye and away from any cameras, which is most of the time, he is in a wheelchair.

Posted by: davidt

I prefer to think he's chained to the wall like Sloth in Goonies

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (TRJLp)

------------

Chained to the radiator in the basement.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 01:06 PM (sjS5S)

432 The idiots at Snopes are too stupid to know how to wear a construction hard hat.

Of course, they have never actually seen a hard hat in person for their entire miserable existence on this planet.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 01:06 PM (HlyYF)

433 Of course, starvation takes 8-9 million people per year, so we DEFINITELY don't want any more of that CO2 crap in the air that helps plants grow!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 01, 2024 01:03 PM (HlyYF)
---
CO2 doesn't have electrolytes in it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2024 01:06 PM (7fElN)

434 420 Posted by: Pillage Idiot


So, the cold kills more people, but the heat kills faster?

That's interesting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2024 01:07 PM (9yWhg)

435 That's garbage and an excuse. I talked to a few legislative directors. They knew this was an issue. I picked up on it when the bill was in committee and so did a few others. It's been in many publications and there are numerous sources who have quantified over the years how much has gone to illegal aliens.

The country is suffering financially and we're being invaded by illegal aliens. Then they shove a bill up our asses that funds illegal immigrants with outrageous tax dollars.

Republicans don't give a shit. It's just a disingenuous campaign gimmick. They might as well hang a kick me sign on their voters. Fuckheads.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 01, 2024 01:04 PM (+odgu)
++++
I don't disagree. I wasn't making an excuse, I was criticizing politicians in general for being lazy shits who don't bother to read anything and vote the way their handlers tell them to vote. Those who knew, knew and did it on purpose. Those who didn't know didn't care because it's all about the grift.

There are excuses for nobody.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 01:07 PM (B2vkr)

436 The idiots at Snopes are too stupid to know how to wear a construction hard hat.


Snopes, David Mikkleson hired his dominatrix/mistress to run the site. Lost his wife over it too

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2024 01:07 PM (ibTVg)

437 399 There is no doubt in my mind that anytime Biden is out of the public eye and away from any cameras, which is most of the time, he is in a wheelchair.

Posted by: davidt

I prefer to think he's chained to the wall like Sloth in Goonies

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 01, 2024 12:59 PM (TRJLp)


In every Presidency I remember before this one, the White House frequently released photos by White House photographers showing POTUS roaming around in Air Force One in shirtsleeves or in a bomber jacket chatting with staff and pool reporters, and in White House areas besides the Oval Office and Situation Room, chatting with staffers, pool reporters, visiting VIPs, and foreign dignitaries.

I have seen only a handful of such candid pix of Biden.

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2024 01:08 PM (5fDan)

438 Counterintuitively, dehydration is a serious risk in extreme cold:

https://is.gd/Z0GBic
Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 01:00 PM (caloI)

This is true. I've always had more trouble staying hydrated during the true winter months.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2024 01:09 PM (BdMk6)

439 427 See my first comment above. I think these guys getting scammed -- both straight and gay -- are also really dumb and like to hear themselves talk. O'Keefe is obviously honeytrapping this homo, but the homo seems so eager to hear himself talk that O'Keefe probably could have just sat there silently and gotten the same info. I also suspect the homo was high as fuck.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 01:03 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Courtship.

Gotta puff yourself up and make yourself look rich and important when on a date. Things you'd never to say to anyone else, you'll say to the person you want on an early date. It's also likely to be extremely ... optimistic, but less likely to be an outright lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 01:05 PM (B2vkr)
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This homo went way overboard. The true Chads know that the reverse is true. Don't hype yourself. Every other guy does that, especially if the girl is hot, so be different. The key to getting girls is not to talk. But to get them talking. The ratio to her talking vs you on an early date should be something like 80-20.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

440
They actually already have that. It's a camera pill that you swallow and it travels through you and looks at areas where a colonoscopy and endoscopy can't see.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue


Pray that the legs of its little tripod do not spring open during its own version of "Fantastic Voyage".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2024 01:10 PM (xG4kz)

441 Counterintuitively, dehydration is a serious risk in extreme cold:

https://is.gd/Z0GBic
Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at February 01, 2024 01:00 PM (caloI)


Relative humidity is very low in extreme cold. Your body has to use more water to adequately humidify the air you breathe in, and you lose more water via evaporation in your mouth, throat, and nose.

Posted by: Gref at February 01, 2024 01:14 PM (5fDan)

442 But they did prove it - an autopsy was done on the guy and no drugs/alcohol in system. No autopsy was done on Biden's late wife.
Posted by: Cheri

I believe the guy in the truck survived. It haunted him and that's why his family was so upset

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 01, 2024 01:28 PM (FxH7T)

443 This homo went way overboard. The true Chads know that the reverse is true. Don't hype yourself. Every other guy does that, especially if the girl is hot, so be different. The key to getting girls is not to talk. But to get them talking. The ratio to her talking vs you on an early date should be something like 80-20.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2024 01:10 PM (iFTx/)
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Right.

And the guy doing the talking is the woman.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2024 01:36 PM (B2vkr)

444 Posted by: Moonbeam at February 01, 2024 12:07 PM (rbKZ6)

I believe this is why it was generally accepted that gays should not be in government. Many people believed it was too easy to get classified information out of them. They desperately want and need attention. They would trade classified and very sensitive information for attention. That was the basic idea anyway.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 01, 2024 12:22 PM (cRrcX)

They are also liable to pressure. In the old days it was the threat of exposure, these days it would be the threat of being shunned by the other gays. David Brock used to be an active conservative reporter who suddenly flipped back presumably for that reason.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2024 01:58 PM (eoQWY)

445 I just talked about this with my mom last night, why the hell doesnt one of these or the families of the dead soldiers form the afghan debacle jut rip him a new one when he starts in with that bullshit.
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Why hasn't one of his handlers said, "Don't say that. It's the kind of thing only an absolute asshole would say."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 01, 2024 12:34 PM (woPEM)

The families have quite a bit of involvement with the Government coming up. Ripping the President can get a lot of notes in your file that will make that a problem, if not get a visit from the local Secret Service.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2024 02:06 PM (eoQWY)

446 They were voted to represent Islam against the USA

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2024 02:10 PM (fwDg9)

447 Hopefully Okeefe didn't have to prove his honeydick "boner fides"!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 01, 2024 02:37 PM (8Ta2Y)

448 Poor little twink's gonna have to update his LinkedIn profile after this. Maybe he can find work with that senatorial assistant from MD, making "content" for his OnlyHoles page.

Posted by: red speck at February 01, 2024 02:55 PM (0Id0S)

449 437 >>In every Presidency I remember before this one, the White House frequently released photos by White House photographers showing POTUS roaming around in Air Force One in shirtsleeves or in a bomber jacket chatting with staff and pool reporters.


Well, they tried on multiple occasions, but the guy keeps falling off his bike or begins sniffing kids.

Posted by: red speck at February 01, 2024 02:58 PM (0Id0S)

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