Pro-American-Invasion Biden Begs Congress to Pass His Mass Amnesty Bill

Note that Biden is eager to play footsie and cut deals with his Iranian frenz -- but refuses to negotiate with Republicans in good faith about the border.

President Biden urged lawmakers on Friday to move forward with a contentious proposal to combat record levels of illegal border crossings under his administration, calling it the "toughest and fairest set of reforms to secure the border we've ever had in our country."

It's so tough that it authorizes up to 150,000 illegal aliens entering our country per month with zero deportations. Note that the highest level of illegal alien entries under Trump was 130,000 per month.

So long as "only" 150,000 illegals enter per month, no deportations.

Only when illegal entries exceed 5,000 per day -- or around 150,000 per month -- does this " " " deal " " " authorize deportations. And only if it exceeds 5000 per day for a full week.

And even then, it only authorizes them until the number of illegal aliens crossing the border per day falls under 5,000 per day again.

Why are you not satisfied with this great deal, racists?

This "deal" is not aimed at slowing illegal immigration -- it is aimed only at the bad optics of people rushing the border in great masses.

If they stop near the border and game it out to make sure that no more than 5000 per day cross into the US, then there are no deportations authorized.

Biden does not want to stop illegals from rushing the border. He just wants to stop Fox News' Bill Melugin from getting good helicopter footages of hundreds of illegals rushing the border all at once.

He just wants them to pace themselves. He just wants to stop them from giving Fox News juicy video.

The deal tying $61.4 billion in aid to Ukraine with increased border security measures is seemingly dead on arrival in the Senate -- and is staunchly opposed by several congressional Republicans -- despite months of negotiations between the White House and a bipartisan group of senators.

There are zero "increased border security measures." All the "border security money" is actually just money to house and process and provide medical care to the illegals, and then ship them into the heartland.

"For too long, we all know the border's been broken," Biden, 81, acknowledged in a statement. "It's long past time to fix it."

There is no "fixing" the border here. You're just declaring Open Borders in more words than required.

"Let's be clear. What's been negotiated would -- if passed into law -- be the toughest and fairest set of reforms to secure the border we've ever had in our country," the president argued.

Fuck off and die.

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"It would give me, as President, a new emergency authority to shut down the border when it becomes overwhelmed. And if given that authority, I would use it the day I sign the bill into law," Biden said.

Again, the border would only be shut down when the feds admit that there have been more than 5,000 illegals entering the country per day for an extended period of time. And the border would only be shut down if Biden then chooses to exercise this theoretical authority to shut it down.

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Some of the tentative bill's other provisions, obtained by The Post from a source Thursday, include continuing to allow migrants who fly into the country to receive humanitarian parole at designated airports, while restricting the practice at the border and US ports of entry; granting legal counsel to unaccompanied migrant children under the age of 13 and migrants deemed mentally incompetent; and increasing in immigrant visas to 50,000 annually.

This is all goody-bag stuff for the open borders crowed. We get nothing in return for this.

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has branded this " " " deal " "" to be "dead on arrival," of course.

This is Axios, so prepare yourself for spin:

House Republicans unveiled articles of impeachment against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas on Sunday morning, blaming him for the surge in illegal border crossings and fentanyl trafficking.
Why it matters: Republicans are barreling toward impeachment over the logistical and humanitarian crisis at the border even as they balk at passing new, stringent policies that President Biden has promised to use to "shut down the border."

LOL, we're "barrelling" towards it after three years of demanding the law be enforced. Oh and also, Biden's "border security bill" is real and we're "balking" at actually increasing border security.

The House Homeland Security committee will consider the impeachment articles Tuesday morning, and Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) has promised a floor vote "as soon as possible" after that.
Democrats and legal experts have criticized the effort, saying Republicans have failed to show that Mayorkas has committed any high crimes and misdemeanors -- the constitutional standard for impeachment.

Wrong. Refusal to execute the law is in high crime. "High crimes and misdemeanors" refers to crimes and misdemeanors that only a highly ranked government official has the capacity of committing. Mayorkas is setting aside the duly-passed law of the United States to implement an open borders policy that has been strongly rejected by the public.

The details: The articles present a series of well-worn arguments against Mayorkas.
They assert Mayorkas "willfully and systemically refused to comply" with immigration laws by releasing migrants and asylum-seekers into the U.S. rather than detaining them, and for using a tool called parole to release large numbers of migrants from detention.

And here's the spin: We don't have the capacity to arrest every illegal, so we shouldn't arrest any of them, and Trump briefly paroled illegals during peak surge periods. Therefore, Biden can implement mass parole of illegals (this means, paroling them into the US to await their hearings which won't happen for 8 years) as standard day-to-day policy.

The U.S. has never had the resources to detain every migrant who illegally crosses the border until they can be removed.
The Trump administration also was forced to release migrants into the U.S., especially during the 2019 border crisis.

This bullshit:

Republicans have made clear they want to campaign on the problems at the border, and have been reluctant to give Biden any legislative wins to address the crisis.

No, Republicans are simply refusing to allow Biden to pass a fake "fix" and then claimed he closed the border, when in fact the bill codifies and authorizes it remaining open. Until now, the open border policy has simply been a lawless executive policy, without backing by law; this " " " deal " " " would enshrine Biden's Open Borders policy as actual congressionally-approved US law.

Meanwhile, the GOP Party of Oklahoma has censured treasonous Senator Lankford for taking part in this open borders deceit and this disinformation operation aimed at the American populace.

The Oklahoma Republican Party approved a resolution Saturday condemning and censuring Sen. James Lankford (R-Okla.) for his role as a chief negotiator in the Senate border security talks between Democrats and Republicans.
The resolution -- a copy of which was posted on X, formerly Twitter -- by state Sen. Dusty Deevers (R) said, "Senator Lankford playing fast and loose with Democrats on our border policy not only disfranchises legal immigrants seeking citizenship but it also puts the safety and security of Americans in great danger."
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"Authorizing several thousand people to invade our borders before any action can be taken is contrary to the oath that Senator Lankford took to the Constitution and therefore outside of the area that he is authorized to negotiate in," the resolution states.

Lankford peddles the leftwing Democrat line that Republicans know this is a great deal but are only opposing it to hurt Biden in the 2024 election:

"It is interesting, Republicans, four months ago, would not give funding for Ukraine, for Israel and for our southern border because we demanded changes in policy. So we actually locked arms together and said, 'We're not going to give money for this. We want a change in law,'" he said on "Fox News Sunday."
"And now, it's interesting, a few months later, when we're finally getting to the end, they're like, 'Oh, just kidding, I actually don't want a change in law because of presidential election year,'" he added.

Fuck you.

We have to vote these people out of office, not only in the primaries, but in the general election, even if that means electing Democrats for a term.

Think about it: If a Democrat had this seat, we would have a good chance of booting him out and subtracting a member of the Open Borders Caucus from the Senate.

But many of the Open Borders Caucus members are nominally "Republican," and so we NEVER vote them out of office. These members of the Open Borders Caucus -- McConnell, Lankford, Thune, Corwyn -- are in office permanently because they represent (LOL) red states and the red state voters will continue re-electing them FOREVER.

They never have to change their position because they know they will NEVER be made to pay a price for it.

They defeat their small-beans primary opponents -- which is easy -- and then go on to cruise to general election victory, because we conservatives enable this treachery and reward it.

At some point we have to decide to make a (painful) stand and vote one of these guys out of office, even if that means electing a Democrat to a (painful) six year term. These people must be put on notice: We're willing to take a wound to win a necessary fight.

Below: What Lankford is letting into the country.

IS THIS HIM?

Movsum Samadov leads the Azerbaijan Islamic Party. They have close ties to Hezbollah.

He was jailed for 12+ years on charges of attempts to organize terror attacks & to overthrow the government.

He was released on January 19, 2023. https://t.co/dPAtiXisnn pic.twitter.com/lQ1kQIbycg
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 23, 2024

Thanks to Moron Robbie.

Even if that guy is not the terrorist in question -- he's still an arrogant man from a terror-supporting country making threats against American citizens for daring to question his right to sneak across our border.

We can do without his ilk.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:23 PM

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1 Hmm.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2024 01:23 PM (aD39U)

2 and of course they will, the GOPe is counting on coverage of a strongly worded letter in late summer to hide behind.

plus money to Israel as "why we had to pass it" tm

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 29, 2024 01:24 PM (bving)

3 They defeat their small-beans primary opponents -- which is easy -- and then go on to cruise to general election victory, because we conservatives enable this treachery and reward it.

It's them or the Communists.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U)

4 He just needs to be enabled.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 01:24 PM (krQz2)

5 Fair...hate that word.

Posted by: BignJames at January 29, 2024 01:24 PM (AwYPR)

6 Maybe there's something I don't understand but isn't crossing the border illegally already illegal?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 01:24 PM (Gf82x)

7 I'd have let in ZERO immigrants but the republican border bill demanded that I let 150,00+/month.

Nothing I can do against a law like that.

Posted by: Joedolph Biden at January 29, 2024 01:25 PM (17s+e)

8 It's not a political party. It's a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2024 01:25 PM (R4t5M)

9 Nooded for sickos:

TJM, if you're still around the store bought hot and sour soup packs are pretty darn passable. Look in the oriental section (maybe the soup section near the powdered stuff) for a yellow pack. I don't remember the brand.

Boil it, stir, pour an egg in while stirring. Good to have on hand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 01:25 PM (k1AR8)

10 We don't need more border law, we just need to enforce the ones we have.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2024 01:25 PM (xaFKb)

11 And, of course, Biden just threw away the $300M we'd already invested in border wall steel. But yeah, he's getting tough on the border.

http://tinyurl.com/45em8mzr

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (CsUN+)

12 "toughest and fairest set of reforms to secure the border we've ever had in our country."

And if we ever catch the guy who opened the border... why, I'll...

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (uAczH)

13 "It would give me, as President, a new emergency authority to shut down the border when it becomes overwhelmed

Hey Joe, the laws on the books already say that illegal entry is .. illegal and the president has that power....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (n2vyf)

14 What happens, in red states, is what happened here. Jerry Moran running as a RINO with a conservative running against him and the Democrat. Split the vote.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (L8hCM)

15 Is that Muslim guy gonna pick my romaine?

Posted by: nckate at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (ZGGD+)

16 Criminal Aliens

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (aD39U)

17 Willowed:

Our financial system, our energy/tech infrastructure, nearly the whole economy cannot abide pacifism. Or even just a reactionary military stance. There has to be a constant level of fear among all other nations that if you mess with that, even a little, the penalty is annihilation.

That's just the way it is.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (Y6IkP)

18 I cannot stress this enough

Foxtrot Juliett Bravo

Posted by: Acher at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (GI94y)

19 The tell on that "is this him" for me is he makes a point of saying "you're not smart enough to know who I am."

He's bragging.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (k1AR8)

20 I'm really looking forward to Fetterman surprising everyone and voting to acquit Mayorkas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

21 I will not rest by searching our beaches for the guy that allowed our border to be wide open. Might even join OJ on the golf course and we can look for his wife's murderer and that dirty Jew that whore was screwin too.

Posted by: Joedolph Biden at January 29, 2024 01:28 PM (17s+e)

22 If you recall, during the 2020 Democrat Primary Debates, all Dem Candidates (27 of them) affirmed, vigorously, that they would open the border and provide free health care to all aliens crossing the border. This is on tape and would make a wonderful GOP Get Out the Vote advertisement during this election cycle. You don't even have to make a comment on it. Just run it as is. Its speaks for itself.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 01:28 PM (pZ64F)

23 It is impossible not to read this post in tandem with the previous one.

We AREN'T fighting them over here.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 29, 2024 01:28 PM (KSNKu)

24 Typical politics.
Propose an absolutely absurd position, then say, OK, lets negotiate.
What?
You refuse to negotiate? You're anti-American!
So they negotiate and the result in not absolutely absurd, just the run of the mill absurd.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2024 01:28 PM (W/lyH)

25 Lindsey Graham funds his own primary challengers to split the NoGraham vote and then depends on people like me to vote against the commie in the general.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2024 01:29 PM (aD39U)

26 3 They defeat their small-beans primary opponents -- which is easy -- and then go on to cruise to general election victory, because we conservatives enable this treachery and reward it.

It's them or the Communists.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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Which is why the Uniparty likes close margins in the Senate (and probably the House) of one or two seats. It enables the kabuki dance and allows oligarchs to buy off the necessary votes for crap to pass.

To get rid the West of the globalism uniparty requires a lot of steps to basically strip oligarchs of their ability to use money to influence politics. That is why I think that we will have to go through a horrendous reset (war abroad, exploding debt bomb, deadly terrorism in the US affecting millions, etc.) in order to revive the Republic which still may not work.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:29 PM (ZcPYF)

27 When you are being invaded you don't set a number of invaders to allow to come on - you remove them. All of them.

Or lose the war.

And unlike the Uke war this is one that will decide how you live your life and what our country looks like.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:29 PM (ibTVg)

28 I'm really looking forward to Fetterman surprising everyone and voting to acquit Mayorkas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
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Well he did say he was an old-style Democrat.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 01:29 PM (krQz2)

29 All this does is speed up the "process" and give immediate green cards and send them on their way... Plus this bill gives Ukraine billions more... They can f' off and die...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2024 01:29 PM (n2vyf)

30 Republicunt party wants completely open borders. The Demonrat party wants completely open borders. Neither of them care what the peasantry wants.

Posted by: Brain Storm at January 29, 2024 01:29 PM (PWI4f)

31 McConnell continues to be the poison. There are about 10-12 of his hand picked people including Langford, who are running with this. He's trying to keep his fingerprints off it for now, but he totes wants to get Ukraine their money no matter what.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2024 01:29 PM (Uh2jt)

32 No amnesty for illegals

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 29, 2024 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

33 Only when illegal entries exceed 5,000 per day -- or around 150,000 per month -- does this " " " deal " " " authorize deportations. And only if it exceeds 5000 per day for a full week.
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Yup. It's worse than passing nothing, because it will create inertia for future actions ("we just made a deal, we can't do another one! It'll be chaos!" etc) while enshrining the insanity into law.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2024 01:30 PM (mwCIn)

34 25 Lindsey Graham funds his own primary challengers to split the NoGraham vote and then depends on people like me to vote against the commie in the general.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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You got it. The splitter strategy is a classic GOPe move as is cheating in primaries. Get rid of the open primary and Ladybugs Lindsay would have a more difficult path to victory in the primary.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:30 PM (ZcPYF)

35 The political maneuvering being done by McConnel and hs Senate caucus is straight up traitorous.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2024 01:30 PM (SBi1w)

36 Lankford looks like he enjoys his trips to the Tulsa bath houses.

I blame the GOP completely for the open border.
F*ck the GOP.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2024 01:30 PM (eYF7X)

37 Propose an absolutely absurd position, then say, OK, lets negotiate.
What?
You refuse to negotiate? You're anti-American!
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I say we cut off all our heads, but I'll settle for half.

That's reasonable!

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (krQz2)

38 11 And, of course, Biden just threw away the $300M we'd already invested in border wall steel. But yeah, he's getting tough on the border.
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Imma pretty sure the guys that bought it for a dime on the dollar will be happy to sell it back to us for a meaningful profit.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (pZ64F)

39 all Dem Candidates (27 of them) affirmed, vigorously, that they would open the border and provide free health care to all aliens crossing the border.

All the LIVs I know are finding it harder and harder to get doctors appointments and that the costs keep going up and up.

I remind them however that all those illegals streaming across the border are getting it instead.

Remember the story about how illegals had 20K visits to one CO area hospital which bankrupted it? Well...that's what happening to the whole American healthcare sector.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (ibTVg)

40 >>>At some point we have to decide to make a (painful) stand and vote one of these guys out of office, even if that means electing a Democrat to a (painful) six year term. These people must be put on notice: We're willing to take a wound to win a necessary fight.

And for good measure, it should be pointed out to them that if PA and Fetterman's Lump are any indication, the wound may not even be that painful. Unpleasant, yes, but not devastating.

Make them understand they're not as indispensable as they think they are.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (bhRsz)

41 14 What happens, in red states, is what happened here. Jerry Moran running as a RINO with a conservative running against him and the Democrat. Split the vote.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (L8hCM)

There are effectively three political parties now. McConnell's rump party just happens to control a larger one as well as his own. Until the cancer of McConnellism is excised, if that even is possible, party politics are pointless.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (KSNKu)

42 >>>Not only in primaries but in elections.

To win, in the long run, we must be involved in the primary process.
When you vote in the primary find out where the meeting, it will be that night, is and go. Go and participate.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (rCHWE)

43 I have always voted against Lankford in primaries and then not voted in his race in the general. If he survives a primary challenge from gov stitt in 26 I will vote for the democrat

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (5u7Zh)

44 Imagine a conversation between Biden and McConnell. After about five minutes, you would probably punch yourself in the face or ask to be waterboarded.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (Uh2jt)

45 "Shoot the Invaders Act" is something I could get behind.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (Z8Yh2)

46
Don't be such a hardliner! Really?! O heads?!

Purist.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (krQz2)

47 The U.S. has never had the resources to detain every migrant who illegally crosses the border until they can be removed.
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Why are we detaining anyone?

Shoot them.

Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (Dnobf)

48 22 If you recall, during the 2020 Democrat Primary Debates, all Dem Candidates (27 of them) affirmed, vigorously, that they would open the border and provide free health care to all aliens crossing the border. This is on tape and would make a wonderful GOP Get Out the Vote advertisement during this election cycle. You don't even have to make a comment on it. Just run it as is. Its speaks for itself.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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They won't because the GOP campaign consultant class works hand in hand with the national GOP committees to ensure that GOPe never allows such ads to be funded.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (ZcPYF)

49 Of course the GOP will fold.

You know it's really telling when Democrats who've been "inconvenienced" by the illegals stop and wonder what the fuck's wrong with the GOP.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (Q4IgG)

50 Why does this seem to me mostly a Texas problem, in that the vast majority of these feral savages seem to be invading across the Texas border? Arizona also has a yuge border with Mexico. It's like 400 miles wide. Yet I don't hear much about illegals coming through there. It's always about Texas.

Yes, I understand that the Texas-Mexico border is much longer. But the illegals seem to be entering Texas at pretty specific points, and not everywhere across its border. So it doesn't seem like the sheer scale of the shared border is a big factor.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

51 Only when illegal entries exceed 5,000 per day -- or around 150,000 per month -- does this " " " deal " " " authorize deportations. And only if it exceeds 5000 per day for a full week.

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A small to almost-medium sized town every month, and that's the ones they acknowledge. In reality the numbers are three times that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (k1AR8)

52 Again, the border would only be shut down when the feds admit that there have been more than 5,000 illegals entering the country per day for an extended period of time. And the border would only be shut down if Biden then chooses to exercise this theoretical authority to shut it down.
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Aww c'mon, Ace! Surely you don't doubt his sincerity about wanting to solve the problem!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (mwCIn)

53 I'm really looking forward to Fetterman surprising everyone and voting to acquit Mayorkas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 29, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

So, another Joe Manchin, then?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (bhRsz)

54 The Pubs will attempt to impeach Biden about October or so and then say "See, we tried!".

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2024 01:33 PM (ArbhN)

55 36 Lankford looks like he enjoys his trips to the Tulsa bath houses.

I blame the GOP completely for the open border.
F*ck the GOP.

Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Lankford is a former congressional staffer so you could be right. Or mebbe he likes them young?

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:33 PM (ZcPYF)

56 Weapons free. Serve all targets who bum rush the border.

That or Zod's human flypaper plan. Those made for fun reading.

I miss Zod. Damn fine writer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 29, 2024 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

57 Fuck Ukraine and the ghouls feeding on it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2024 01:33 PM (fs1hN)

58 What are we even doing stationing men in Texas?

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 01:33 PM (krQz2)

59 "Shoot the Invaders Act" is something I could get behind.

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This is okay, but nobody is going to vote for the SIA. You're going to need something cuter than that if you want $140B in unrelated funding.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 01:33 PM (k1AR8)

60
Even if that guy is not the terrorist in question -- he's still an arrogant man from a terror-supporting country making threats against American citizens for daring to question his right to sneak across our border.

If it's who they think it is he's pro-Iran, been there, both he and wife.

Every woman who thinks her precious right to kill is the most important issue needs to see that video.

It's September 10th in this country.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 29, 2024 01:33 PM (nIvob)

61 Sold! Now where's my chocolate?

Posted by: Ms. Lindsey at January 29, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz86T)

62 toughest and fairest set of reforms to secure the border we've ever had in our country.

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If it's both tough and fair, why's it need to be bundled in with anything else? Seems like the kind of thing that ought to float on it's own merits, and being both tough and fair should logically enjoin bipartisan support.

He asks rhetorically.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 29, 2024 01:34 PM (fKIdX)

63 The Pubs will attempt to impeach Biden about October or so and then say "See, we tried!".

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2024 01:33 PM (ArbhN)
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Theater must have its acts.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 01:34 PM (krQz2)

64 Go check his f**king citizenship. Might be the very quick path to get him out of there.

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 29, 2024 01:34 PM (GshMh)

65 How many times can I say "FUCK YOU"?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 29, 2024 01:34 PM (w6EFb)

66 The strategy is to throw it from the s Nate over to the House and blame the MAGA Republicans for the border crisis. McConnell and his gang are totes OK with that. McConnell will them once again use his NRSC dollars to fund all his cronies and try to stop Republicans from taking back the senate.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2024 01:34 PM (Uh2jt)

67 If they even turned off the illegal spigot today the damage is done.
But of course they won't turn it off because they can't do it to themselves

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (fwDg9)

68 What happened to Zod? I thought he was still around.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (R4t5M)

69 If impeaching Mayorkas is justified, then impeaching Biden is required. It's not as though Mayorkas has gone rogue and is defying the president.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (woPEM)

70 How about a Bounty On Ears program to cull the invaders and stimulate the economy?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (pZ64F)

71 My condolences, Jane D'oh.

We love and miss you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (Rfp4v)

72 Guy will be a footnote if he plays his games in Texas.

Posted by: sven at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (X0I7i)

73 50 Yes, I understand that the Texas-Mexico border is much longer. But the illegals seem to be entering Texas at pretty specific points, and not everywhere across its border. So it doesn't seem like the sheer scale of the shared border is a big factor.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

Electoral Votes.

And even if they don't manage to vote, their numbers create new Democrat Districts (and therefore more Dems in the House) when they're added to the census.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

74 The U.S. has never had the resources to detain every migrant who illegally crosses the border until they can be removed.
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In the 50s Ike had the FBI round up ALL the illegals in the US. It took 6 months and some nominal amount of money. With 50s era technology.

I suspect it could be done in less time now. If the government wanted to.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (ibTVg)

75 Yes, I understand that the Texas-Mexico border is much longer. But the illegals seem to be entering Texas at pretty specific points, and not everywhere across its border. So it doesn't seem like the sheer scale of the shared border is a big factor.
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Probably due to deals made between the various cartels and the key politicians getting paid by them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2024 01:36 PM (fs1hN)

76 Even if that guy is not the terrorist in question

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"You aren't smart enough to know who I am" settles that question, though. That's not something that any normal person would say to another human.

It is something that someone with that type of record and notoriety would remark about, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 01:36 PM (k1AR8)

77 McConnell will them once again use his NRSC dollars to fund all his cronies and try to stop Republicans from taking back the senate.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2024 01:34 PM (Uh2jt)

Thanks to Ronna McRomney the money is low..... Someone should kick her ass out of there

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2024 01:36 PM (n2vyf)

78 Maybe we should recheck Obama's birth certificate?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 29, 2024 01:36 PM (pZ64F)

79 Time for a total "Pause" in illegal immigration; we haven't begun to process the millions here. No way agree to another 1.8 million a year - that we would know of.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 29, 2024 01:36 PM (NhuiW)

80 Where are all of these high paying jobs coming from?

A taco stand on every street corner!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 29, 2024 01:37 PM (Rurbf)

81 50 Why does this seem to me mostly a Texas problem...?
....

Yes, I understand that the Texas-Mexico border is much longer. But the illegals seem to be entering Texas at pretty specific points, and not everywhere across its border. So it doesn't seem like the sheer scale of the shared border is a big factor.

Posted by: Elric Blade
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Look at a map. Look at the geography.
What is available when they cross into AZ or NM?
How do they get there?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 01:37 PM (rCHWE)

82 49 Of course the GOP will fold.

You know it's really telling when Democrats who've been "inconvenienced" by the illegals stop and wonder what the fuck's wrong with the GOP.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Those Democrats correctly assess that both the Democrats and the GOP are equally corrupt but the Democrats in office are more likely to give Democratic voters public money while the GOPe hogs it for themselves and their corporate donors.

Cost benefit analysis and the corollary of the GOP base--the GOP base votes for GOPe candidates to keep from being impoverished by Dem tax increases and loony gimme dat policies. The Dem base votes from the loony gimme dat policies but hates to share their bennies.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:37 PM (ZcPYF)

83 The Pubs will attempt to impeach Biden about October or so and then say "See, we tried!".
Posted by: fd
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I'd be fine with that since it's going nowhere in the Senate anyway. Keep his payola an issue right up to before the election.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2024 01:37 PM (Dm8we)

84
Movsum Samadov.

I'd like to Movsum leftists into Kilauea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2024 01:37 PM (x0n13)

85 "But many of the Open Borders Caucus members are nominally "Republican," and so we NEVER vote them out of office. These members of the Open Borders Caucus -- McConnell, Lankford, Thune, Corwyn -- are in office permanently because they represent (LOL) red states and the red state voters will continue re-electing them FOREVER."

Maybe it would work to replace those guys with Dems, since that wouldn't change how they vote anyway.

On the other hand, the Dem you elect is immediately going to turn around and screw you just as hard as the Turtle and His Forest Friends did.

So... screwed by the devil you know or the devil you don't?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 29, 2024 01:37 PM (ou9hh)

86 61 Sold! Now where's my chocolate?
Posted by: Ms. Lindsey
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Do you take it up the ass? You effeminate clown.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2024 01:37 PM (fs1hN)

87 When Trump wins I'm hoping he offers a plane ticket home to every illegal. If they accept, they can enter a lottery or something like it to come back, once annual immigrant numbers are established by Congress. Anyone who does not accept, but tries to stay on here illegally, would be instantly deported once caught with no right to return.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2024 01:37 PM (qH41z)

88 Afternoon Ace. McConnell and the GOPe win the elections because they control the primary mechanisms. They then win in red states because they do bring home a ton of bacon for their states or districts. Unfortunately for us as the GOPe grows the government for their own purposes, the bigger government becomes infested by Dems which will lead to the demise of this country.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2024 01:37 PM (hB1mF)

89 In the 50s Ike had the FBI round up ALL the illegals in the US. It took 6 months and some nominal amount of money. With 50s era technology.

I suspect it could be done in less time now. If the government wanted to.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (ibTVg)

Cut off their welfare benefits, imprison their employers, and seize the property of those being deported and most will drive their pickup trucks south without actual deportation being required.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2024 01:38 PM (aD39U)

90 the Democrats in office are more likely to give Democratic voters public money while the GOPe hogs it for themselves and their corporate donors.

If you are a Democrat and the Democrats win elections you get paid. Of course WE have to pay for it.

But when the Republicans win, Republican clients get paid and again WE have to pay for it.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:38 PM (ibTVg)

91 Biden so tough on the border that he...

Discontinued building the wall
Dismantled said wall
Sued a state for putting up effective measures against this flow of illegal immigration

But yeah guys, he did all that just so he could secure the toughest border bill possible.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2024 01:38 PM (KbCG3)

92
I suspect it could be done in less time now. If the government wanted to.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (ibTVg)

You betcha

Posted by: J6ers x 1000 at January 29, 2024 01:38 PM (NhuiW)

93 This is all goody-bag stuff for the open borders crowed. We get nothing in return for this.
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That's not true in the slightest, and is borderline disinformation.

What "we get" in return for this is a new baseline of sanity in the migration of asylum-seekers by implementing formal policy adjustments. Right now, there are no limits and no checks against overwhelming the asylum system.

This deal allows us to define exactly that kind of baseline, to establish limits, and to take swift action if those limits are being tested - all while maintaining the United States as a bastion of liberty for hard-working and honest people the world over.

The situation today is unchecked and untenable, with only arbitrary and temporary ad-hoc and piecemeal actions available. This deal establishes for the first time actual rules of operation for the asylum process to ensure that levels are good for both our country and the asylum seekers themselves.

This is a good deal and radicals like the host of the forum oppose it only because it does not satisfy their xenophobic desires. The Republican Party is better than this kind of knee-jerk nativism.

Posted by: The Senate GOP at January 29, 2024 01:38 PM (mwCIn)

94 Barreling > Seizing > Pouncing

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (a3Q+t)

95 No, just Mayorkas.

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (GshMh)

96 "Movsum Samadov leads the Azerbaijan Islamic Party. They have close ties to Hezbollah.

He was jailed for 12+ years on charges of attempts to organize terror attacks & to overthrow the government."

Oh, good. Maybe he can work for Congress's Azerbaijan caucus.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (ou9hh)

97 79 Time for a total "Pause" in illegal immigration; we haven't begun to process the millions here. No way agree to another 1.8 million a year - that we would know of.
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If by "process" you mean deport, then I'm right with you.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (fs1hN)

98 "You aren't smart enough to know who I am" settles that question, though. That's not something that any normal person would say to another human.

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Well that was said to a reporter, so...

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (krQz2)

99 Keep seeing illegals outnumber births here, this problem will not end soon

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (fwDg9)

100 47 The U.S. has never had the resources to detain every migrant who illegally crosses the border until they can be removed.
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Why are we detaining anyone?

Shoot them.

Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (Dnobf)

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This will never happen. The media still drags out that picture of the Border Patrol on horseback holding a whip and always with the presumption that he was lashing a poor "migrant". These illegals can't even stub their toes without media outrage over withholding "safe, humane" conditions.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (7YG60)

101 71 My condolences, Jane D'oh.

We love and miss you.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (Rfp4v)

yes and yes and yes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

102 I'm barreling toward lunch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (63Dwl)

103
Time to seal the border, start the non-stop no questions asked deportation of every illegal alien already here, abolish Hart-Celler and Simpson-Mazzoli, end bilingualism and institute a 20-year moratorium on legal immigration.

That should be both the starting and end points of the GOP position.

Anything less is a sell-out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (x0n13)

104 "Once these politicians suffer direct consequences from an illegal alien, they will have a change of heart."

Nope. Rep. Jackie Spier's husband was killed by a drunk driving illegal years ago. She's still with the program.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (MeG8a)

105 Looks like our esteemed politicians are doing everything they can to make Schlichter's ""The Attack" a reality.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (/HDaX)

106 and seize the property of those being deported

This is an important part of all this.

Almost all the illegals here are coming to get money whether from welfare, crime, or actual work.

If you take their illicit earnings you'll make sure not only will they leave they will never ever try to come back.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (ibTVg)

107 50 Why does this seem to me mostly a Texas problem, in that the vast majority of these feral savages seem to be invading across the Texas border? Arizona also has a yuge border with Mexico. It's like 400 miles wide. Yet I don't hear much about illegals coming through there. It's always about Texas.

Yes, I understand that the Texas-Mexico border is much longer. But the illegals seem to be entering Texas at pretty specific points, and not everywhere across its border. So it doesn't seem like the sheer scale of the shared border is a big factor.
Posted by: Elric Blade

They are swamping the Arizona border too. It is just that AZ is now run by pro open borders Dems at the state level and most of the infiltration comes through Indian reservations. AZ state govt tried and failed to plug the borders via state enforcement and got slapped down by the Fed courts including Scotus with its ridiculous idea that only the Feds have power over illegal immigration without an explicit permission via statute from the Feds.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (ZcPYF)

108 No, Republicans are simply refusing to allow Biden to pass a fake "fix" and then claimed he closed the border, when in fact the bill codifies and authorizes it remaining open. Until now, the open border policy has simply been a lawless executive policy, without backing by law; this " " " deal " " " would enshrine Biden's Open Borders policy as actual congressionally-approved US law.
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A small number of Republicans are refusing. For now.

The GOP itself very much wants this deal, and is being stymied by a few nonconformists. I'm sure the Party is working on them and the bribes will pretty stupendous if they succeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (mwCIn)

109 Speaking of Fetterman apparently his wife deleted her x account. She may be getting upset about his stands on a couple of issues.
Ace could do a few more "love letters" from Giselle detailing her freedom to engage in gang bangs with the rock bands she travels with

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (hB1mF)

110 No, just Mayorkas.

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (GshMh)
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I believe that only the President takes a 2/3rds majority. So, Majorkas is lower-hanging fruit.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (krQz2)

111 68 What happened to Zod? I thought he was still around.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (R4t5M)

I never see him in day time. Hopefully he's feeling ok and job stuff is going well for him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

112 I suspect it could be done in less time now. If the government wanted to.
Posted by: 18-1

We've been hearing for decades that it would be impossible to round up illegals as they are in the "shadows", etc. Oh no they are not and it can be done. There has been no will to do so from either side and we've been played for fools for a very long time.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (oiNtH)

113 They never have to change their position because they know they will NEVER be made to pay a price for it.
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Yup. A distillation of the entire ruling class, really.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2024 01:41 PM (mwCIn)

114 Nope. Rep. Jackie Spier's husband was killed by a drunk driving illegal years ago. She's still with the program.

Easier to get another husband then another grift.

Posted by: Jackie Spier at January 29, 2024 01:41 PM (ibTVg)

115 Nope. Rep. Jackie Spier's husband was killed by a drunk driving illegal years ago. She's still with the program.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

"Love" among the ruling classes is about the same as the old aristocracy in Europe. Money, property, and power come first.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:41 PM (ZcPYF)

116 The change we wanted was to provide no funding for protecting the Ukraine’s borders until ours were closed. We did not want to create a new government agency publishing millions of pages explaining how to count to 5,000 while leaving the doors to the country wide open.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 29, 2024 01:41 PM (ogTiX)

117 92
I suspect it could be done in less time now. If the government wanted to.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (ibTVg)

You betcha
Posted by: J6ers x 1000 at January 29, 2024 01:38 PM (NhuiW)

"Hold my chapati!"

- - Pakistan, which deported 500,000 Afghanis in less than 6 months and isn't stopping

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2024 01:41 PM (x0n13)

118 Even if that guy is not the terrorist in question -- he's still an arrogant man from a terror-supporting country making threats against American citizens for daring to question his right to sneak across our border.

We can do without his ilk.
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But but but sparks of the divine!!!!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2024 01:41 PM (mwCIn)

119 "
I'd be fine with that since it's going nowhere in the Senate anyway. Keep his payola an issue right up to before the election.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba "

I'll be surprised if it goes anywhere in the House.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2024 01:41 PM (ArbhN)

120 89 In the 50s Ike had the FBI round up ALL the illegals in the US. It took 6 months and some nominal amount of money. With 50s era technology.

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In the 50s, they ran public service ads on TV to remind aliens that they had to periodically register with the Feds. What a wacky idea!

Posted by: J6ers x 1000 at January 29, 2024 01:41 PM (NhuiW)

121 - - Pakistan, which deported 500,000 Afghanis in less than 6 months and isn't stopping

That one stings. Soviet America is claiming it is less competent then the jihadis running Pakistan...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:42 PM (ibTVg)

122 The left had a series of commercials and social media campaigns to propagandist handing stacks of cash to murderous mullahs to speed up their bomb programs. All coordinated with politicians. Someone paid millions. For obvious abject f'ing evil. And R'tards can't all get in front of a mic to say why the border invasion surrender bill is a stupid horrible idea. Get their own commercials. Coordinated messaging. On something so basically easy.

WHAT IS IT YA'D SAY YA DO AROUND HERE MFERS?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2024 01:42 PM (Y6IkP)

123 >>>
Cut off their welfare benefits, imprison their employers, and seize the property of those being deported and most will drive their pickup trucks south without actual deportation being required.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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Bingo.
Self deport, take it with you.
Forced deportation, lose it all.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 01:42 PM (rCHWE)

124 They're not pausing crap.

There are goals for an increased population through 2050. We're third in the world and desire to continue to be so, and with Nigeria very close behind.

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 29, 2024 01:42 PM (GshMh)

125 If Biden is whining about the border bill, then the Junta is freaking out about their lack of options with TX.

Bidens dementia was on full display when he did his "how dare" shriek. Yeah, I've dealt with a version of this before and it's never pretty.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 29, 2024 01:42 PM (tT6L1)

126 114 Nope. Rep. Jackie Spier's husband was killed by a drunk driving illegal years ago. She's still with the program.

Easier to get another husband then another grift.
Posted by: Jackie Spier at January 29, 2024 01:41 PM (ibTVg)

And she missed getting whacked in the Guayana jungle by the Jim Jones hit squad by a red "c" hair.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2024 01:42 PM (x0n13)

127 @unusual_whales

The White House has notified Congress that the U.S. has troops on the ground in Yemen, per the Intercept

Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2024 01:43 PM (ZLI7S)

128 109 Speaking of Fetterman apparently his wife deleted her x account. She may be getting upset about his stands on a couple of issues.
Ace could do a few more "love letters" from Giselle detailing her freedom to engage in gang bangs with the rock bands she travels with
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (hB1mF)

$20 says he found out she was cheating on him, decided to go full Kevin Spacey in American Beauty.

While I like this Fetterman, I pray for the HS tour groups that may enter his office...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2024 01:43 PM (KbCG3)

129 Why does this seem to me mostly a Texas problem, in that the vast majority of these feral savages seem to be invading across the Texas border? Arizona also has a yuge border with Mexico. It's like 400 miles wide. Yet I don't hear much about illegals coming through there. It's always about Texas.

Yes, I understand that the Texas-Mexico border is much longer. But the illegals seem to be entering Texas at pretty specific points, and not everywhere across its border. So it doesn't seem like the sheer scale of the shared border is a big factor.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

That goat-raper in the photo entered via Arizona.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2024 01:43 PM (tkR6S)

130 What new news of Jane D'Oh ?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 01:43 PM (V13WU)

131 Lankford is a former congressional staffer so you could be right. Or mebbe he likes them young?
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:33 PM (ZcPYF)

IIRC, the dude ran a church youth camp. I'll just leave it there.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 29, 2024 01:43 PM (KSNKu)

132 I believe that only the President takes a 2/3rds majority. So, Majorkas is lower-hanging fruit.
Posted by: Axeman
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Still takes 2/3rds but the Chief Justice does not preside over the trial.

Most useful though is impeachment of Mayorkas pierces the executive privilege argument used by the executive junta to hide its complicity. Ironically, the DC Circuit Court of Appeals precedents of the Trump impeachments will come back to bite the Dems in the ass and give the House wide ranging powers to hoover up damaging Dem information and publish it.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:44 PM (ZcPYF)

133 @104 did not know that about Speiers husband. The things I know about her is she's a leftist who took several bullets in the Jonestown massacre(at the airfield) and has based her entire career on that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2024 01:44 PM (hB1mF)

134 I never see him in day time. Hopefully he's feeling ok and job stuff is going well for him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

I've seen ZOD posting on and off. He is around.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 29, 2024 01:44 PM (/HDaX)

135 The White House has notified Congress that the U.S. has troops on the ground in Yemen, per the Intercept
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2024 01:43 PM (ZLI7S)

I'm sure they've been there for a while.. Must have been found out.

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2024 01:44 PM (n2vyf)

136 The GOP itself very much wants this deal

Our immigration policy, even in GOP admins, doesn't remotely reflect public sentiment. Doesn't matter whether this particular deal passes now. This cake is already baked. We'll be eating it. Period, end of story.

Posted by: No one's deporting all these people, including Trump at January 29, 2024 01:44 PM (L81HX)

137 130 What new news of Jane D'Oh ?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 01:43 PM (V13WU)

In the sidebar. She sent me a note to post.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2024 01:44 PM (x0n13)

138 If we don’t do this lettuce may increase by 1/8 of a cent. And that would destroy life on earth as we know it.

Posted by: Montec at January 29, 2024 01:44 PM (F9jE7)

139 111 I never see him in day time. Hopefully he's feeling ok and job stuff is going well for him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

Can't build an Acid Sticky Flypaper Wall at night.

Gotta do it while the daylight's burning.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (UnA8+)

140 Problem for Bide/Dems is very few people give a shit about Ukraine. All the concern was mostly virtue signaling and graft. Plus everybody know any additional money allocated will just be re-directed to care and feeding of their beloved pet illegal aliens.

Fuck them. Enforce the laws we have on the books. That is all the reform we need.

Posted by: Ripley at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (JojsZ)

141 >>> What happened to Zod? I thought he was still around.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (R4t5M)

I never see him in day time. Hopefully he's feeling ok and job stuff is going well for him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

I saw a comment from him a week or so ago.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (Y6IkP)

142 Our immigration policy, even in GOP admins, doesn't remotely reflect public sentiment. Doesn't matter whether this particular deal passes now. This cake is already baked. We'll be eating it. Period, end of story.
Posted by: No one's deporting all these people, including Trump at January 29, 2024 01:44 PM (L81HX)
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They want it in law because they want shiny new legal status or pseudo-status for the invaders. This has nothing to do with public sentiment, or they wouldn't have hashed out such an obviously awful "deal."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (mwCIn)

143 130 What new news of Jane D'Oh ?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 01:43 PM (V13WU)

She wrote a note . It's on the side

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (n2vyf)

144 127 @unusual_whales

The White House has notified Congress that the U.S. has troops on the ground in Yemen, per the Intercept
____

The messenger from the WH to Congress to request a Declaration of War on Yemen must have been delayed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (fs1hN)

145 Cut off their welfare benefits, imprison their employers, and seize the property of those being deported and most will drive their pickup trucks south without actual deportation being required.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2024

***
And for those who won't, rope and throw and brand 'em (figuratively), then toss them back across the line. You come back, we toss you back harder. You shoot at a Border Patrol agent, the agent has the right to shoot you dead.

And for the employers, it shouldn't matter whether they employed the illegal invaders knowingly or not. Even if it can be shown they did not know, "ignorance of the law is no excuse." Didn't the fact that the applicants could speak no word of English give you a clue? Enjoy your time in prison, CEO of meat-packing company.

Cut out the game show prizes and a lot fewer will want to play.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (J2vNu)

146 IIRC, the dude ran a church youth camp. I'll just leave it there.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Some speculation that Sasse was the same way as he was involved in the congressional page program before it was abolished for the House due to Foley and Kolbe pederasty if not pedophilia.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (ZcPYF)

147 Around here, "barreling" has become a word that is deitic.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (a3Q+t)

148 112 I suspect it could be done in less time now. If the government wanted to.
Posted by: 18-

We've been hearing for decades that it would be impossible to round up illegals as they are in the "shadows", etc

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They are having babies. Anchor babies. American citizens. DACA on steroids. Find a politician with the spine to say,"Go back home"

Posted by: J6ers x 1000 at January 29, 2024 01:46 PM (NhuiW)

149 141 >>> What happened to Zod? I thought he was still around.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (R4t5M)

I never see him in day time. Hopefully he's feeling ok and job stuff is going well for him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

I saw a comment from him a week or so ago.
Posted by: banana Dream
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He has commented today, mebbe Buck's thread.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:46 PM (ZcPYF)

150 Our Dear Leader should just demand a law abolishing CBP and be done with it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 29, 2024 01:46 PM (i3Uyc)

151 Start doing what TX and 25 (26?) states are doing. Nullification is a state's right if the fed refuses to uphold the Constitution. We don't need the SCOTUS to be the only arbiter that decides that question.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 01:46 PM (BdMk6)

152 I never see him in day time. Hopefully he's feeling ok and job stuff is going well for him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 29, 2024 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

I've seen ZOD posting on and off. He is around.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
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Does anyone else hear a thunderclap on their computer when ZOD enters a thread?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2024 01:46 PM (Dm8we)

153 >>>> The White House has notified Congress that the U.S. has troops on the ground in Yemen, per the Intercept

Posted by: JackStraw
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Sending our guys to get mauled.

The only way to send them is with 'kill them' ROE.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 01:46 PM (rCHWE)

154 Gavin Newsom will save us.

Posted by: sheep at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

155 Thanks, Sefton and donna, I see it now ! good to hear from her!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (V13WU)

156 125 If Biden is whining about the border bill, then the Junta is freaking out about their lack of options with TX.

Bidens dementia was on full display when he did his "how dare" shriek. Yeah, I've dealt with a version of this before and it's never pretty.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 29, 2024 01:42 PM (tT6L1)

They know that they can't fuck with Abbott in an election year when even black Americans are cheering Abbott on.

The erased border is THE issue. To not take a hard line is indeed horrible politics and worst of all by far, aiding and abetting treason.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (x0n13)

157 What new news of Jane D'Oh ?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 01:43 PM (V13WU)

In the sidebar. She sent me a note to post.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I don't see it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (9yWhg)

158 'Weapons free', I think, is correct terminology.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (rCHWE)

159 I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't opine about national news without first hearing how Dr. Jill Biden feels about an issue:

From DM:

Jill Biden is taking on Donald Trump, slamming him for making her husband Joe Biden 'look bad' and accusing him of trying to tank a border deal 'for his own political gain.' The first lady went on the attack at a fundraiser in Houston on Saturday night, after Trump publicly opposed a border compromise being worked on in the Senate. 'You see what happened today with the border, and now Trump is trying to do everything he can to make Joe look bad, you know, even at the lives — sacrificing lives of so many people just for his own political gain,' she told donors to her husband's re-election campaign.

Why Jill, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

160 My condolences, Jane D'oh.

We love and miss you.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (Rfp4v)

yes and yes and yes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwa

Jane is a much loved member of this family.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (Gf82x)

161 Why do some posts blank out the "fucks" and "dicks" and "pussies," but some -- like this one -- are all FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK? I assume it has something to do with search engines or blacklists, but why sometimes it's "f**k" and sometimes it's "FUCK"?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

162 154 Gavin Newsom will save us.
Posted by: sheep at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

I read that as "shave."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (x0n13)

163 Ironically, the DC Circuit Court of Appeals precedents of the Trump impeachments will come back to bite the Dems in the ass and give the House wide ranging powers to hoover up damaging Dem information and publish it.
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Whoa, there. Don't be too hasty assuming what we said when it applied to Trump.
-DC Circus Court of Appeals

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (fs1hN)

164 Get their own commercials. Coordinated messaging. On something so basically easy.

WHAT IS IT YA'D SAY YA DO AROUND HERE MFERS?
Posted by: banana Dream
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Like most marketers, 'Fool the Rubes'.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (ZcPYF)

165 Here is my proposal: Spin around so they face south and give them a swift kick in the ass.

Vote for me!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (uKeRS)

166
Gimme a ticket for an airplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone
I'm a'comin' home

My baby she wrote me a sternly-worded letter

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (geLO8)

167 The White House has notified Congress that the U.S. has troops on the ground in Yemen, per the Intercept

—-

Goucher College grad Jonah Goldberg just came.

Posted by: Montec at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (F9jE7)

168 Jane, if you're reading, we miss you.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (rCHWE)

169 The White House has notified Congress that the U.S. has troops on the ground in Yemen, per the Intercept

Posted by: JackStraw

Have beanbags, will travel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (R4t5M)

170 Gavin Newsom will save us.

Posted by: sheep at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (v0R5T)
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Either him or Generic Democrat.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (krQz2)

171 All the LIVs I know are finding it harder and harder to get doctors appointments and that the costs keep going up and up.

I remind them however that all those illegals streaming across the border are getting it instead.

Remember the story about how illegals had 20K visits to one CO area hospital which bankrupted it? Well...that's what happening to the whole American healthcare sector.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (ibTVg)

Single payer healthcare would solve this. They have it in Europe and it's great. You know, as long as you don't get really sick... or want to use tax dollars on anything else... or want to disagree with the government.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (GYIa4)

172 157 What new news of Jane D'Oh ?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 01:43 PM (V13WU)

In the sidebar. She sent me a note to post.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I don't see it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (9yWhg)

Go back to the main page without comments.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (x0n13)

173 Insufficient quotation marks around the word deal. I would recommend a minimum of six per side, as follows:

" " " " " " deal " " " " " "

Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (JwHpX)

174 I don't see it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (9yWhg)

you need to close this thread and look in the sidebar

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (V13WU)

175 The messenger from the WH to Congress to request a Declaration of War on Yemen must have been delayed.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (fs1hN)

Tell me you don’t understand what a Declaration of War does without saying so specifically.

A Declaration of War is a diplomatic tool, not a military one. All it does is ensure the Ambassador and other diplomats can get to a third country safely, and that the declaration can only be resolved through treaty.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 29, 2024 01:49 PM (i3Uyc)

176 Zod's still around, but it's obvious his heart is no longer into the border glue-trap proposals anymore. Someone needs to start posting as Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg to take up the slack.

Posted by: We need a real villain at January 29, 2024 01:49 PM (L81HX)

177 Whoa, there. Don't be too hasty assuming what we said when it applied to Trump.
-DC Circus Court of Appeals
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Problem though with that is district courts enforce that precedent and Scotus is above them. Courts of Appeal have some leeway but in this case, Dred Justice Roberts and Conehead Barrett's prior support for congressional powers and allow the other branches their lead comes into play.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:50 PM (ZcPYF)

178 And here's the spin: We don't have the capacity to arrest every illegal,

Arrested on Monday. Deported on Tuesday.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 01:50 PM (SbJgO)

179 They are having babies. Anchor babies. American citizens. DACA on steroids. Find a politician with the spine to say,"Go back home"
Posted by: J6ers x 1000 at January 29, 2024

***
A standard of our jurisprudence has been "One may not profit by a crime," even if you did not commit it. If a bank robber throws his bag of loot out of his car and it falls at your feet, you're innocent of the crime, but you are not allowed to keep the money and profit by it. So these born-in-the-USA kids need to go back home with their criminal parents, and apply legally to re-enter.

(Personally I'd rather see fifty years of no immigration at all except genuine asylum cases, white South Africans fleeing that country, etc.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 01:50 PM (J2vNu)

180 you need to close this thread and look in the sidebar
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (V13WU)

They say that you need to unfocus your eyes to see the SideBar but that's wrong.

You need deep focus.

Posted by: Mr. Pitt at January 29, 2024 01:50 PM (aD39U)

181 you need to close this thread and look in the sidebar
Posted by: runner

OK, I saw it when I did that. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 01:50 PM (9yWhg)

182 The erased border is THE issue. To not take a hard line is indeed horrible politics and worst of all by far, aiding and abetting treason.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (x0n13)

Absolutely. The GOPe grifters want to drag Biden's infrequently animated corpse across the line to take it off the table, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 29, 2024 01:50 PM (KSNKu)

183 The recent Tucker interview with Joe Kent is worth a listen. Joe is a Green Beret and 11 time combat veteran who lost his wife (also military) in an ISIS attack.
Joe says Biden is deploying the military in small numbers and insufficiently defended in the Middle East as bait. Sort of like tying a goat to a tree to get the Komodo dragon to show itself.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 29, 2024 01:51 PM (MeG8a)

184 'You see what happened today with the border, and now Trump is trying to do everything he can to make Joe look bad, you know, even at the lives — sacrificing lives of so many people just for his own political gain,' she told donors to her husband's re-election campaign.

Why Jill, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2024 01:47 PM (oiNtH)

I'm confused. Is she saying that illegal immigration puts peoples' lives at risk?

I didn't think there were any drawbacks but Dr. Jill has now opened my eyes to the fact that an open border may, in fact, be dangerous.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2024 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

185 Why does this seem to me mostly a Texas problem, in that the vast majority of these feral savages seem to be invading across the Texas border? Arizona also has a yuge border with Mexico. It's like 400 miles wide. Yet I don't hear much about illegals coming through there. It's always about Texas.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

The border to the west either requires travelling through the mountains or the desert. Crossing at Texas is easier.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2024 01:51 PM (GYIa4)

186 173 Insufficient quotation marks around the word deal. I would recommend a minimum of six per side, as follows:

" " " " " " deal " " " " " "
Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (JwHpX)

Is there a punctuation mark for the jerk-off motion?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 29, 2024 01:52 PM (fKIdX)

187
In the 50s, they ran public service ads on TV to remind aliens that they had to periodically register with the Feds. What a wacky idea!
Posted by: J6ers x 1000

I remember seeing those as a kid. I thought they were talking about outer space aliens until my dad straightened me out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2024 01:52 PM (63Dwl)

188 Single payer healthcare would solve this. They have it in Europe and it's great. You know, as long as you don't get really sick... or want to use tax dollars on anything else... or want to disagree with the government.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (GYIa4)

True story! There was a group of East Germans that were practically encouraged to go to West Germany: the elderly. Why? The East Germans did not want to pay for their medical care (they probably weren’t very healthy so no health care for them). Details to be found in Frederick Taylor’s “Berlin Wall: A World Divided 1961-1989”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 29, 2024 01:52 PM (i3Uyc)

189 161 Why do some posts blank out the "fucks" and "dicks" and "pussies

When I do it, I am thinking that a lot of people are not comfortable with the profanity. I cuss at the TV in my home, but not much otherwise.

Posted by: J6ers x 1000 at January 29, 2024 01:52 PM (NhuiW)

190 In Other News:
Taylor Swift, 34, Takes Off Makeup, Leaves Us With No Words

Posted by: sheep at January 29, 2024 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

191 I'm beginning to feel a Sehnsucht for simpler days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2024 01:52 PM (a3Q+t)

192 Giselle came illegally from South America with her mother and brother. The three children are in expensive private schools & her Senator husband is waving an Israel flag from the rooftop, bless him for that.

Seems there are many conflicting positions in their lives. Sleepy PA Senator Casey - the other democrat and a complete waste of money, time & effort - will eventually bail him out if he needs it.

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 29, 2024 01:53 PM (GshMh)

193 Tell me you don’t understand what a Declaration of War does without saying so specifically.

A Declaration of War is a diplomatic tool, not a military one. All it does is ensure the Ambassador and other diplomats can get to a third country safely, and that the declaration can only be resolved through treaty.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Declaration of War in the US is a trigger for a whole host of domestic regulations and even allows wage-price controls for example. That, in effect, is why Congress has not declared war since WWII. A whole lot of ceding power to the executive was written into agency authorizing statutes. See Youngstown Sheet and Tube v. Sawyer for an example and how the Court distinguished the Korean Conflict and Truman's powers versus FDR's powers in WWII or even Wilson's in WWI. Wilson's Solicitor General argued for the steel company by the way at Scotus.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:53 PM (ZcPYF)

194 68 What happened to Zod? I thought he was still around.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2024 01:35 PM (R4t5M)
____________

Superman tricks him with this reverse power-sucking thingy and then throws him off a really cheap looking ice cliff.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

195 With the shock of war,…the State comes into its own… The Government, with no mandate from the people, without consultation of the people, conducts all the negotiations, the backing and filling, the menaces and explanations, which slowly bring it into collision with some other Government, and gently and irresistibly slides the country into war. For the benefit of proud and haughty citizens, it is fortified with a list of the intolerable insults which have been hurled toward us by the other nations; for the benefit of the liberal and beneficent, it has a convincing set of moral purposes which our going to war will achieve; for the ambitious and aggressive classes, it can gently whisper of a bigger role in the destiny of the world. The result is that, even in those countries where the business of declaring war is theoretically in the hands of representatives of the people, no legislature has ever been known to decline the request of an Executive, which has conducted all foreign affairs in utter privacy and irresponsibility, that it order the nation into battle. Good

Posted by: Oglebay at January 29, 2024 01:53 PM (ogTiX)

196 Howdy Ace, Horde. Never a dull moment here in Texas.

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 29, 2024 01:53 PM (JcnCJ)

197 Tell me you don’t understand what a Declaration of War does without saying so specifically.
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Yeah, I know it's limitations. I'm just lamenting that we invest the power solely in the executive to enter war, whereas there used to be a requirement to get Congress involved.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2024 01:53 PM (fs1hN)

198 The very FIRST thing that should happen, can be made to happen within 72 hrs. of the Legislation being signed into law.

Impose a 35% tax on all funds which are being "wired" to points South of the Border. Won't matter if it's a bank transfer, Western Union, some storefront "money" store, or etc. Snag 'em all.

Jose wants to send $1,000 South, well, $350 of it goes to the U.S. Treasury, all in the same instant. All the records are electronic, so accurate, to the minute accounts can be kept. None of this "witholding" crap. The transfers are instant, and non-negotiable.

Put a 35% pinche on ol' Pinche', and that'll set up a lot of discouragement from them coming here, in the first place.

And, it'll help fund the larger deportation efforts.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2024 01:53 PM (e6UQI)

199 Also under the his deal, Biden gets to appoint 375 Immigration judges to expedite asylum hearings. How much you want to bet every one of them would be a radical leftist who would rubber stamp every asylum claim?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 29, 2024 01:54 PM (+16iW)

200 War is the health of the State.

Posted by: Randolph Bourne at January 29, 2024 01:54 PM (aD39U)

201 >The White House has notified Congress that the U.S. has troops on the ground in Yemen, per the Intercept

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Pentagon has a hard-on for that sweet desert warfare

we'll pour in the billions, get a bunch of our guys killed for no damn good reason, then bug out at some point

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 01:55 PM (geLO8)

202 . . . Put a 35% pinche on ol' Pinche', and that'll set up a lot of discouragement from them coming here, in the first place.

And, it'll help fund the larger deportation efforts.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2024

***
Why stop at 35%? Why not 50, or 75?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

203 If you tell someone who doesn't think illegals are issue about the problems hospitals are encountering, they'll tend to hand wave the information away. I've had that conversation.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 29, 2024 01:55 PM (tT6L1)

204 Jane

What you have and are going through is difficult, painful, and takes time to adjust to a new life. When the time is right, you will get back to other things that you used to do. Please know that you are very missed and the horde sends you a whole lot of love.

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2024 01:56 PM (oiNtH)

205 The cities in the US the illegals end up in often have more crime then where they are coming from...and the current US government is *at least* as corrupt as any in Latin America.

Outside of MAYBE some of the Venezuelans none of these people have a legitimate asylum claim.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 01:56 PM (ibTVg)

206 Think about it: If a Democrat had this seat, we would have a good chance of booting him out and subtracting a member of the Open Borders Caucus from the Senate.

But many of the Open Borders Caucus members are nominally "Republican," and so we NEVER vote them out of office. These members of the Open Borders Caucus -- McConnell, Lankford, Thune, Corwyn -- are in office permanently because they represent (LOL) red states and the red state voters will continue re-electing them FOREVER.

I made this argument in sum and substance more than 10 years ago on this very site vis a vis re-electing shitty republicans (and it had to do with illegal immigration even back then). Back then I was considered a lunatic for suggesting such things. Interesting how times change. Those of us who have been arguing against the uni-party for decades are starting to feel like others have woken up.

Posted by: Meanwhile . . . . at January 29, 2024 01:56 PM (ky+MF)

207 "We don't have the capacity to arrest every illegal..."

You don't have to. The IRS can't punish every tax cheat either. You can use the technique the IRS uses.
Step one, find some offenders (easily done). Step two, punish the crap out of them way beyond the scope of their offense, and most importantly Step three, publicize it. Then publicize it again and again.

Eventually the offenses lessen.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 29, 2024 01:56 PM (MeG8a)

208 Biden Begs Congress to Pass His Mass Amnesty Bill

We welcome all our new slave neighbors.

Posted by: sheep at January 29, 2024 01:56 PM (v0R5T)

209 While Biden is a corrupt , murderous jackass , I blame W for creating Homeland Security in the first place. The FBI and CIA missed obvious signs on 9/11, so are they reformed? Nope Bush thought a new bureaucracy was necessary. And then the dens infest it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2024 01:57 PM (hB1mF)

210 This busty and slightly chilly brunette wants *real* action on the border and for deporting illegals, not some rope-a-dope show that is nothing more than Party-approved capitulation and amnesty:
http://tiny.cc/0xrkwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2024 01:58 PM (mwCIn)

211 Nope. Rep. Jackie Spier's husband was killed by a drunk driving illegal years ago. She's still with the program.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 29, 2024 01:39 PM (MeG8a)

She's got a new man. I wonder when they met.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2024 01:59 PM (GYIa4)

212 I guess since very speeder can’t be given a ticket the solution is abolishing speed limits.

Posted by: Montec at January 29, 2024 01:59 PM (F9jE7)

213 LOL.. Dr. Jill is mad that Trump is making Joe look bad.... Jilly... He's doing that all by himself...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2024 01:59 PM (n2vyf)

214
Joey "Tar Baby" Biden: "Oh, please, don' toss me into that 'tough anti-illegal alien enforcement' briar patch! Don' do it!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2024 01:59 PM (xG4kz)

215 "Why is there so much crime?"
"Why is this city more dirty and more expensive than it was ten years ago?"
"Why is health care so expensive?"
"Why is there a sign on the beach that says NO DEFECATING with an illustration?"
"Why did that car drive off after hitting me?"
"Why won't the police help?"
"Why do I have to drive so far to the stores I like?"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2024 02:00 PM (cf/0E)

216 I’ll warm up chilly busty brunette.

Posted by: Montec at January 29, 2024 02:00 PM (F9jE7)

217 Why does this seem to me mostly a Texas problem, in that the vast majority of these feral savages seem to be invading across the Texas border? Arizona also has a yuge border with Mexico. It's like 400 miles wide. Yet I don't hear much about illegals coming through there. It's always about Texas.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

The border to the west either requires travelling through the mountains or the desert. Crossing at Texas is easier.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

And California doesn't give a shit if illegals come in.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:00 PM (SbJgO)

218 This is all so FUBAR that I don't trust myself to comment.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2024 02:01 PM (V8he0)

219 This is all so FUBAR that I don't trust myself to comment.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2024 02:01 PM (V8he0)
++++
This is who they are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2024 02:01 PM (mwCIn)

220 Yeah, I know it's limitations. I'm just lamenting that we invest the power solely in the executive to enter war, whereas there used to be a requirement to get Congress involved.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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A bit incomplete. The Founders did not fear armed conflict on a limited tit for tat basis as they pretty much unanimously agreed to attack the Barbary pirates without a declaration of war as raids, etc. were not viewed as provocations requiring war declaration. Ditto for Native Americans stirred up by the French, British, and Spanish interests.

Declarations were designed more for total war involving invasions and occupation, etc.

Louis Fisher, long time Congressional Research Service staffer, actually counted up the number of armed interventions from Gerald Ford's raid on Kampuchea to free some ship crew to larger insurrections such as the Moro Rebellion. Very few declarations of war while a whole lot of executive only instigation of force against pirates, raiders, and even other nations such as the USS Chesapeake's resistance to British attempts to seize crew members off the US warship.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:01 PM (ZcPYF)

221 This is why we have a DHS:

AFGE proudly represents 750,000 federal and D.C. government workers across the United States and the world. Members of the American Federation of Government Employees (AFGE) can be found in almost every federal agency and every function of government. We work for America.

and what political party do you support
come on, you can say it- everybody knows

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 02:01 PM (geLO8)

222
War is the health of the State.
Posted by: Randolph Bourne

The State has Covid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2024 02:01 PM (63Dwl)

223 Jill "Homewrecker" Biden complaining about PDT making Joe look bad is rather ironic.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 29, 2024 02:02 PM (tT6L1)

224 Texas also has a lot of cities on the border. It’s an east base camp from which illegals can cross. Arizona is a giant inhospitable desert on the border, for the most part.

Posted by: Montec at January 29, 2024 02:02 PM (F9jE7)

225 http://tiny.cc/0xrkwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Since TJM's out sick:

False eyelashes and drawn-on eyebrows.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:02 PM (9yWhg)

226 We must pass this bill because peoples of color are dying from Global warming and all 6 Billion of the world's people must move to the USA to save the planet.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2024 02:02 PM (g1ws5)

227 All Biden would really have to do is pretend to give a damn about the border over the next 10 months.

Again, sort of shocked Democrats are this stupid politically.

The border is Biden's biggest weakness and abortion is Republican's. Much easier to address the border than abortion.

Posted by: Blago at January 29, 2024 02:02 PM (wMRY8)

228
There is no such thing as "fair" when it comes to immigration.

Those who are citizens residing legally in a country get to set the rules for how others may come in and, perhaps, stay.

You're not a citizen here? Tough luck -- you have no say in the matter.

And that, folks, is completely fair.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2024 02:03 PM (xG4kz)

229 Illegals, besides the criminal element, ate stealing work. The attempt years ago to verify citizenship if tried again might work to get them to self deport.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2024 02:03 PM (fwDg9)

230 Impose a 35% tax on all funds which are being "wired" to points South of the Border. Won't matter if it's a bank transfer, Western Union, some storefront "money" store, or etc. Snag 'em all.

Jose wants to send $1,000 South, well, $350 of it goes to the U.S. Treasury, all in the same instant. All the records are electronic, so accurate, to the minute accounts can be kept. None of this "witholding" crap. The transfers are instant, and non-negotiable.

Put a 35% pinche on ol' Pinche', and that'll set up a lot of discouragement from them coming here, in the first place.

And, it'll help fund the larger deportation efforts.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2024 01:53 PM (e6UQI)

I can see some problems in applying this. One, should lawful immigrants or U.S. citizens be taxed for sending money to relatives in foreign lands? Two, if all such "wire" transfers are blocked, what stops the illegals from transferring by way of a willing third country, or a "straw" transferror, or simply buying prepaid credit cards, and sending them by snail mail?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2024 02:04 PM (tkR6S)

231 Here's an idea. Instead of voting for the Mitch type Senator, vote for the independent with an ideology most lime ours...

Posted by: Augusto Perez at January 29, 2024 02:04 PM (s2rFR)

232 I agree with Mitch McConnell when he said republicans need to field better candidates.

I was thinking, of course, about McConnell, Lankford and others.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 29, 2024 02:04 PM (gxokI)

233 Ironically, the DC Circuit Court of Appeals precedents of the Trump impeachments will come back to bite the Dems in the ass and give the House wide ranging powers to hoover up damaging Dem information and publish it.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:44 PM (ZcPYF)

I don't know if it's cute, or sad, that you're expecting consistency here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2024 02:04 PM (GYIa4)

234 Put a 35% pinche on ol' Pinche', and that'll set up a lot of discouragement from them coming here, in the first place.

And, it'll help fund the larger deportation efforts.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2024

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Why stop at 35%? Why not 50, or 75?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

Take ALL of it. They're illegals. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 02:05 PM (BdMk6)

235 > http://tiny.cc/0xrkwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

eyebrow art is not good
lipstick shade, poor choice
but magnificent pokies balances all that out

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 02:05 PM (geLO8)

236
... getting with the program!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2024 02:05 PM (xG4kz)

237 Jose wants to send $1,000 South, well, $350 of it goes to the U.S. Treasury, all in the same instant. All the records are electronic, so accurate, to the minute accounts can be kept. None of this "witholding" crap. The transfers are instant, and non-negotiable.

Put a 35% pinche on ol' Pinche', and that'll set up a lot of discouragement from them coming here, in the first place.

And, it'll help fund the larger deportation efforts.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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One advantage of this is that it cannot be filibustered in the Senate as it is a tax and is eligible for the budget reconciliation process taht prevents filibusters over taxes and spending legislation if invoked.

The disadvantage is that the open borders GOPe buttbuddies of Mitch would refuse to use that process so they could engage in failure theater.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:05 PM (ZcPYF)

238 If we don’t do this lettuce may increase by 1/8 of a cent. And that would destroy life on earth as we know it.
Posted by: Montec at January 29, 2024 01:44 PM (F9jE7)

I remember Jonah Goldberg saying that a head of lettuce would go up by a nickel. His couch didn't ask how he knew what lettuce cost.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2024 02:06 PM (GYIa4)

239

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2024 02:06 PM (mwCIn)

240 Donald Biden lied and..... I mean Joe Trump lied..... I mean someone lied and those people in Jordan died.......

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2024 02:06 PM (g1ws5)

241 Thanks for the update of Jane D'oh in the sidebar.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 29, 2024 02:06 PM (xT7BI)

242 and the false eyelashes look like little upside-down tarantulas

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 02:06 PM (geLO8)

243 This is really terrifying

Act accordingly

The globalist are in charge, hence the outing of republicans in Congress. McCarty is paid opposition.

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 29, 2024 02:06 PM (keZJb)

244 We don't need a weekly quota of "migrants" Country's full... Moose at front should have told you

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2024 02:06 PM (n2vyf)

245 This busty and slightly chilly brunette wants *real* action on the border and for deporting illegals, not some rope-a-dope show that is nothing more than Party-approved capitulation and amnesty:
http://tiny.cc/0xrkwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

I'm just curious what's on the floor she's pointing at.

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

246 my god I think that is the guy

Posted by: SamIam at January 29, 2024 02:07 PM (oasF3)

247 STOP TURNING NGOs INTO GOs. There's no good reason why the US government needs to fund NGOs. If it needs to be done, put it in the appropriate agency's proposed budget for next year. Yes, I know this a loophole, and we have to close it!

Posted by: pookysgirl, beyond cynical at January 29, 2024 02:08 PM (dtlDP)

248 You could easily make the connection between this invasion and the Democrat's favorite hobby of fighting for mass slavery. There are so many similarities between this age's human trafficking on the part of the Democrat's, bending federal law to impose this evil on all the states, and the likely consequences that lead to civil war. Its an easy case to make and would resonate with people. Set it up and reply to Biden's crap with a Reagan "well there you go again". But the R pols don't message. I don't know WTF they do but they don't do that. (to Meatloaf tune)

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2024 02:08 PM (Y6IkP)

249 We don't need the SCOTUS to be the only arbiter that decides that question.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 01:46 PM (BdMk6)

SCOTUS threw that role in the trash in 2020.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2024 02:08 PM (GYIa4)

250 Why stop at 35%? Why not 50, or 75?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

Take ALL of it. They're illegals. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Exactly. Assett forfeiture. Illegal gotten gains.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:09 PM (SbJgO)

251 Arizona also has a yuge border with Mexico. It's like 400 miles wide. Yet I don't hear much about illegals coming through there. It's always about Texas.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

Remember AZ's governor is K.Hobbs the abortion mouse. She doesn't do any public speaking (remember the last election?) and she certainly doesn't want to bring attention to AZ's illegal alien invasion as that would make her look bad to her Dem and cartel friends.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 29, 2024 02:09 PM (rNG1c)

252 NGOs are: 1) money laundering 2) projection of power and 3) more money laundering.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 02:10 PM (V13WU)

253 I don't know if it's cute, or sad, that you're expecting consistency here.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Because I know that the Dems in DC courts cannot resist going to the eleventy in their rulings so that even Scotus has to intervene reluctantly . The Jan 6 case coming up about the broad interpretation used by the DC courts to sentence protesters to lengthy sentences is a harbinger. Roberts and Conehead are more like turtles as they cling to past precedents so they cannot be blamed. In the obstruction of govt proceedings case, the past precedents of Skilling and Black frown upon the broad construction used by the prosecutors in the Jan 6 cases.

Scotus is also gingerly moving toward removing Chevron and now the NLRB is facing Scotus review as being unconstitutionally constituted. If you remove the ability of the bureaucracy to control the facts of cases such as the NLRB, you strip them of a lot of power during court review.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:10 PM (ZcPYF)

254 This busty and slightly chilly brunette wants *real* action on the border and for deporting illegals, not some rope-a-dope show that is nothing more than Party-approved capitulation and amnesty:
http://tiny.cc/0xrkwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

She's cute. But she'll be fat by the time she hits 30.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 02:11 PM (BdMk6)

255 238 I remember Jonah Goldberg saying that a head of lettuce would go up by a nickel. His couch didn't ask how he knew what lettuce cost.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2024 02:06 PM (GYIa4)

Jonah Goldblob hasn't seen a head of lettuce since 1963.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2024 02:11 PM (UnA8+)

256 SCOTUS threw that role in the trash in 2020.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

That was a very weird case that literally had no precedent. Easy for cowardly justices like Dred Justice Roberts to deny standing to challenge other state's elections processes and claim political question.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:11 PM (ZcPYF)

257
eyebrow art is not good
lipstick shade, poor choice
but magnificent pokies balances all that out
Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 02:05 PM (geLO

Some of us Neanderthals are not so discerning.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 29, 2024 02:11 PM (NhuiW)

258 Woof?

http://tinyurl.com/anubisfigure

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2024 02:12 PM (lpPTQ)

259 Insufficient quotation marks around the word deal. I would recommend a minimum of six per side, as follows:

" " " " " " deal " " " " " "
Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2024 01:48 PM (JwHpX)

One on the left and eleven on the right to demonstrate the quality of the " deal " " " " " " " " " " ".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2024 02:12 PM (GYIa4)

260 Thanks for the update of Jane D'oh in the sidebar.

Agreed. We look forward to your return, Jane. *big virtual hug*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 29, 2024 02:13 PM (V8he0)

261 So a refugee is someone who is fleeing a war torn country. These "refugees" are predominantly men of fighting age, so why don't we do this:

Group them together according to their home country, give them a battle plan, air drop them in their home country and give them small arms and ammo. Who gives a shit about the actual outcome.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 29, 2024 02:13 PM (xw1WS)

262 STOP TURNING NGOs INTO GOs. There's no good reason why the US government needs to fund NGOs. If it needs to be done, put it in the appropriate agency's proposed budget for next year. Yes, I know this a loophole, and we have to close it!
Posted by: pookysgirl, beyond cynical at January 29, 2024 02:08 PM (dtlDP)
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It is curious how "NGOs" somehow obtain government grants to do things the federal government is explicitly forbidden from doing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2024 02:13 PM (7fElN)

263 Some of us Neanderthals are not so discerning.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 29, 2024 02:11 PM (NhuiW)

I'm clearly no Sherlock Holmes when it comes to assessing the Mannix girls.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 02:14 PM (Gf82x)

264 Are the illegals aware they don't have to live like refugees?

Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2024 02:15 PM (JwHpX)

265 Is there a punctuation mark for the jerk-off motion?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 29, 2024 01:52 PM (fKIdX)

, ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' !!!zzz

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 29, 2024 02:16 PM (GYIa4)

266 Are the illegals aware they don't have to live like refugees?

Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2024 02:15 PM (JwHpX)

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They're just runnin' down a dream ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 29, 2024 02:16 PM (qJzo0)

267 Man, if you really think we're going to vote our way out of this--like, in six years we're going to elect GOP Shithead #12,605 and finally iron all this out--I don't even know what to say.

Seriously, what's the scenario where the USA is able to continue as anything resembling the nation we grew up in?

I don't know. Completely halt all immigration? Build a physical border defended by the military with lethal force? Retroactivaly end birthright citizenship? Mass-deport tens of millions of foreign invaders? End government benefits--education, healthcare, everything--to invaders? Impose devastating penalties on businesses who employ invaders? Serious criminal charges against NGOs and government officials who facilitate the invasion?

Is the GOP or the government at any level going to do any of that when Whites have no political will, power or institutional representation and are being ethnically replaced at a rate of millions per year? Will the courts allow any of that?

Whites in the USA need to start thinking seriously about what this future is going to look like and what survival means, because this is an existential threat to our people and all of civilization.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at January 29, 2024 02:16 PM (0Uf+z)

268 So a refugee is someone who is fleeing a war torn country. These "refugees" are predominantly men of fighting age, so why don't we do this:

Per the UN: refugees must stop at the first non-hostile country they come to to file for refugee status. And since Mexico isn't fighting Honduras or Venezuela, Mexico IS the first country they stop at.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:16 PM (SbJgO)

269 Are the illegals aware they don't have to live like refugees?
Posted by: Weasel
......

and that if they get amnesty they will be taxed into oblivion?

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 02:16 PM (v0R5T)

270 The border is Biden's biggest weakness and abortion is Republican's. Much easier to address the border than abortion.
Posted by: Blago at January 29, 2024 02:02 PM (wMRY

The only people I ever hear talk about abortion are the ninnies who come on this very webzine and complain about Republicans talking too much about abortion.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:16 PM (dGCAG)

271 And this 'well it stops illegal immigration after 5000 a day' ONLY WORKS if you actually trust them to report accurate numbers.

You know what would ACTUALLY happen? We'd magically have an awful lot of days with ~4900 illegals, and then months later they would 'revise' the numbers upward, just like they do with the labor numbers.

This bill is a JOKE.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 29, 2024 02:17 PM (setIA)

272 264 Are the illegals aware they don't have to live like refugees?
Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2024 02:15 PM (JwHpX)

I think Tom Petty's estate gets 25 cents every time that comes up.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 29, 2024 02:17 PM (as3uC)

273 The left is great at tactics but bad at strategy. On its face this appears to be an epic strategic blunder by the left to allow immigration to be front and center for Orange Hitler again.

Oh their tactics on how to get 8 million illegals in here was quite good, and I'm sure their tactics on how to keep them from being deported, even in the event of a Trump win, will be good as well. But are they willing to pay the overall political price of a Trump 2nd term?

Maybe they think they've figured out the cheat so well that they don't think they can lose? Because illegal immigration is Trump's #1 winning issue and he's gonna cash in bigly.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at January 29, 2024 02:18 PM (5C4od)

274 264 Are the illegals aware they don't have to live like refugees?

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They probably haven't talked to Tom Petty

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 29, 2024 02:18 PM (xw1WS)

275
and that if they get amnesty they will be taxed into oblivion?
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 02:16 PM (v0R5T)
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I don't remember that part of the song!

Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2024 02:18 PM (JwHpX)

276 Why stop at 35%? Why not 50, or 75?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 29, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

Take ALL of it. They're illegals. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Exactly. Assett forfeiture. Illegal gotten gains.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:09 PM (SbJgO)
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A good amount of that money goes to the cartels, I'm sure. Turn off the tap to them and they'll start executing hostages. This will be used against us, of course. Unfortunately, the only way to win is to hold fast and let those people die to undermine the cartels' power.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2024 02:18 PM (7fElN)

277 NYT reports that there are 1.3 million people who already had their asylum case heard and lost it, and are scheduled for deportation, but then they "disappear."

So, my first negotiation would be: reduce this to 100,000 people or less. When its under that amount, we can then have a cap of 500 per day, not 5,000.

If these rules are made clear and seen to be enforced, the flow will stop.

(I just randomly chose 500)

Posted by: Harun at January 29, 2024 02:18 PM (c2WeP)

278
Why do some posts blank out the "fucks" and "dicks" and "pussies," but some -- like this one -- are all FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK? I assume it has something to do with search engines or blacklists, but why sometimes it's "f**k" and sometimes it's "FUCK"?

Posted by: Elric Blade

The bill for asterisks and hashtags around here is astronomical. We're not even into February yet and we've spent $$$ for them as though it now was August, according to the budget.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2024 02:19 PM (xG4kz)

279 We, as a people, apparently don’t have sense enough to pour piss out of a boot.

Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2024 02:19 PM (NxC5+)

280 I've just got one question for Biden and his GOP simps.

http://tinyurl.com/yc35x2up

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2024 02:19 PM (njExo)

281 I go with Mark Steyn's take that going through all BS efforts to fix something, and then relying on SCOTUS as your backstop, is a recipe for failure.

Just two recent examples: Bruen decision ("assault rifles" in common use are legal) -- Gov. Pritzker is ignoring SCOTUS; and the Texas border decision (which failed conservatives) and is kinda being ignored

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 29, 2024 02:19 PM (IurKc)

282 Remember AZ's governor is K.Hobbs the abortion mouse. She doesn't do any public speaking (remember the last election?) and she certainly doesn't want to bring attention to AZ's illegal alien invasion as that would make her look bad to her Dem and cartel friends.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 29, 2024 02:09 PM (rNG1c)

Also remember what Kari Lake said about the Dems/cartels trying to kill her... and the GOP chairman agreeing with her! Well, I don't have to remind *you*, but the others could benefit from such contemplation.

Posted by: pookysgirl is not going back to AZ at January 29, 2024 02:20 PM (dtlDP)

283 "Only when illegal entries exceed 5,000 per day -- or around 150,000 per month -- does this " " " deal " " " authorize deportations. And only if it exceeds 5000 per day for a full week."

I've been reliably informed this is disinformation. It only enters the illegal aliens into removal proceedings. Meaning there's new paperwork generated, but no deportation.

Posted by: InZona at January 29, 2024 02:20 PM (lqDjf)

284 I saw some of this mentioned in earlier threads here:

Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden (Rolling Stone). MAGA blowhard Vivek Ramaswamy tweeted “who’s going to win the Super Bowl next month,” adding: “I wonder if there’s a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially culturally propped-up couple this fall. Just some wild speculation...”

...Posobiec and Ramaswamy weren’t the only right-wingers to suggest Swift is part of a left-wing conspiracy.Podcast host Mike Crispi raged that “The NFL is totally RIGGED for the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift, Mr. Pfizer (Travis Kelce). All to spread DEMOCRAT PROPAGANDA,” referencing past right-wing attacks...

It must be reassuring to have an explanation for everything that happens in the world. No uncertainty, no doubts, no worries. That's what cults are good for.

Also, another black halftime!!!!! 🤣 😂 We could just use the whole days pregame, game time and post game analysis as one big campaign event for Joe and ALL Dems. With lots of that gay Bud Light beer commercials. And Tons of Trump cognitive bloopers for fun. Thank you Ta Ta.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2024 02:20 PM (ycI94)

285 It is curious how "NGOs" somehow obtain government grants to do things the federal government is explicitly forbidden from doing...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2024 02:13 PM (7fElN)

Why, it's almost as if politicians reward their wealthy donors through a system with damn near non-existent checks and balances.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:20 PM (dGCAG)

286 Are the illegals aware they don't have to live like refugees?

Don't be petty.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2024 02:20 PM (aD39U)

287 Are the illegals aware they don't have to live like refugees?
Posted by: Weasel

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I think this is a joke, but there's no incentive not to. That's why so many are signing up and trying to get their name in the record books. There is no limit on welfare or public funds like there is for Americans, so double and triple dipping is allowed. $80K/year in welfare is fine because "refugee"

And that makes the matter of the other 2/3rds that are dodging the official channels even worse, because those 2/3rds have criminal records preventing them from being eligible for the $80K/year. Known criminals dodge the checkpoints, "refugees" sign up for the cash.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:21 PM (k1AR8)

288 So when is the Swifter Bowl?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:22 PM (9yWhg)

289 So Dr Jill is upset that Trump is making Joe look bad? Isn't that his job, given his position? Even if Pierre Delecto was the presumptive Republican presidential candidate he should be trying to make Joe look bad.
I don't understand her point.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 02:22 PM (Gf82x)

290 I think we can solve at least 50% of the border and invader issue without having to build a wall, secure the border, or even deport anyone. Just tax remittances to Mexico up the asshole. Or stop them completely. I don't think people realize how critical those remittances are. They basically sustain the whole entire stinking thing. Cut them down, the whole house of cards gets awful wobbly.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

291 I think Tom Petty's estate gets 25 cents every time that comes up.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 29, 2024 02:17 PM (as3uC)

Petty's widow is originally from Honduras, and she's living in squalor (even though she has tons of money), with poor relatives and pigs and chickens sharing the living space of what used to be a lovely Beverly Hills home.

Posted by: Stuff I Made Up at January 29, 2024 02:23 PM (dGCAG)

292
Are the illegals aware they don't have to live like refugees?

Don't be petty.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

It's no fun being an illegal alien.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2024 02:23 PM (63Dwl)

293 I think this is a joke
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Bingo!

Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2024 02:24 PM (JwHpX)

294 Why do some posts blank out the "fucks" and "dicks" and "pussies," but some -- like this one -- are all FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK? I assume it has something to do with search engines or blacklists, but why sometimes it's "f**k" and sometimes it's "FUCK"?
Posted by: Elric Blade

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ace's?

I have no idea. Mine are because I'm trying to be a better Christian and not use the words at all, although I still screw up and sometimes suggest them, which is wrong too and I'm trying hard not to do that, either.

The interesting part is realizing how words like darn and dadgum work. I think humans somehow need that sort of thing, but dadgum is especially bad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:24 PM (k1AR8)

295 The only people I ever hear talk about abortion are the ninnies who come on this very webzine and complain about Republicans talking too much about abortion.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:16 PM (dGCAG)

Exactly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2024 02:24 PM (tkR6S)

296 288 So when is the Swifter Bowl?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:22 PM (9yWhg)
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I was so hoping KC would lose. If I have to hear another fucking word about fucking Taylor Swift and her fucking commie douchebag fake gay faggot boyfriend, I'm gonna puke.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

297 277 NYT reports that there are 1.3 million people who already had their asylum case heard and lost it, and are scheduled for deportation, but then they "disappear."
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So, we've got fingerprints and DNA on all of them so we'll know if they show up in the system again.
LOL! I crack myself up.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (K+IDn)

298 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2024 02:20 PM (ycI94)

Oh Brother

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (n2vyf)

299 Are the illegals aware they don't have to live like refugees?

Don't be petty.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

It's no fun being an illegal alien.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I wish I was Tijuana
Eating barbecued iguana

Posted by: wth at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (v0R5T)

300 Tax remittances. Sure, why not. But don't kid yourself: if the border is so porous that it's no obstacle to people, they'll manage to get money across in a way that avoids the taxman.

Posted by: barely an inconvenience at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (L81HX)

301 Is it possible to lose an asylum case?

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (k1AR8)

302 The only people I ever hear talk about abortion are the ninnies who come on this very webzine and complain about Republicans talking too much about abortion.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Abortion is the focus of single females of childbearing age for the most part as are other divorce, child custody, and social welfare spending not currently at issue. It is one of the reasons between a large ideological difference in voting behavior between single white and black females and males of the same childbearing ages. But, the overwhelming vote in Ohio and its general cleaning up voter rolls is a point in Blago's favor.

I would expect something like Europe's first term limits to be more palatable politically than total bans in many states with only a relative few supporting total bans. I see little political appetite for going after women that leave jurisdictions to get abortions nor to prevent docs from prescribing things like RU 486 even in states with total bans.

That being said, morals and politics are slippery things and widespread hypocrisy exists on this topic along with how far a 'right' exists for a particular medical treatment versus a ban.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (ZcPYF)

303 Is there a punctuation mark for the jerk-off motion?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

An interrobang looks a bit like a hand wrapped around a wiener. Or as close as you can get without going to emoji.

‽

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2024 02:26 PM (D+yrB)

304 Dear Mr. Trump,

Why are you trying to make Joe look so bad? This is an election year so you must be aware that saying disparaging words can really hurt his chances for re-election. What is so hard to understand? What is wrong with you?

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at January 29, 2024 02:26 PM (7YG60)

305 It's a brain. My broken, like my broken, like my broken, like my broken, like my brain. And the border. For too long past time to fix my brain. My brain. My broke. It's been brain. My broken, like my broke. It's been broke. It's long past time too long past time too long past time too long, we all know the border. For too long, we all know the border. For too long past time too long past time too long past time to fix my brain it's long, we all know the border. For to fix my broke. It's long, we all know.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Gibberish at January 29, 2024 02:26 PM (Dc73h)

306 So when is the Swifter Bowl?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:22 PM (9yWhg)

And thank you to those who clarified, when I said this morning that Taylor Swift is an op, I don't mean her career in general.

I mean the way she's been inserted into EVERYTHING the Enn Eff Ell does these days. She's there to girl up the sport, because goshdarnit, Gillette and pink ribbons haven't done enough of that. She's also there to leftify the fans as much as she can.

She's an op.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:26 PM (dGCAG)

307 287 And that makes the matter of the other 2/3rds that are dodging the official channels even worse, because those 2/3rds have criminal records preventing them from being eligible for the $80K/year. Known criminals dodge the checkpoints, "refugees" sign up for the cash.
Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:21 PM (k1AR

When many full-time jobs pay less than half of that, there's zero incentive not to.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2024 02:27 PM (UnA8+)

308 The zipper on Taylor Swift's human suit is very well concealed.

Posted by: many such cases at January 29, 2024 02:27 PM (L81HX)

309 "We have to vote these people out of office"

Oh wait he's serious. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

As if this is going to do fuckall about 60+ million invaders. The republic is dead, we're just waiting to see how this dumpster fire shakes out as people sort themselves geographically. At some point the sorting stops, and the music stops, and we find out who has chairs and who doesn't the hard way.

Posted by: somedood at January 29, 2024 02:27 PM (P+D9B)

310 Tax remittances. Sure, why not. But don't kid yourself: if the border is so porous that it's no obstacle to people, they'll manage to get money across in a way that avoids the taxman.
Posted by: barely an inconvenience at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (L81HX)
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They probably do that now, "just in case" the taxman is watching. If they ain't shy about avoiding the Border Patrol, then they won't bat an eye at avoiding the IRS whenever possible.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2024 02:27 PM (7fElN)

311 I was so hoping KC would lose. If I have to hear another fucking word about fucking Taylor Swift and her fucking commie douchebag fake gay faggot boyfriend, I'm gonna puke.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Don't hold back, Elric. Tell us how you really feel.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:27 PM (9yWhg)

312
Is it possible to lose an asylum case?

That's what happened to Randle Patrick McMurphy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2024 02:27 PM (63Dwl)

313 301 Is it possible to lose an asylum case?
Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (k1AR

Maybe, but some are not gonna be heard for 5 years.. I doubt they'll be showing up besides they'll have 5 American "citizens" by then

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2024 02:28 PM (n2vyf)

314 301 Is it possible to lose an asylum case?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Yes. But most of the asylum claimers never make it to court. They simply vanish into the huge floating population of illegals.

Same as a lot of those asylum claimers come in via visas and airlines--they overstay their visas and disappear. If brought to court for some reason, then they invoke asylum claims.

Long line of fraudulent claims rejected by immigration courts but essentially without executive support for removal, it is whack a mole.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:28 PM (ZcPYF)

315 It's a brain. My broken, like my broken, like my broken, like my broken, like my brain. And the border. For too long past time to fix my brain. My brain. My broke. It's been brain. My broken, like my broke. It's been broke. It's long past time too long past time too long past time too long, we all know the border. For too long, we all know the border. For too long past time too long past time too long past time to fix my brain it's long, we all know the border. For to fix my broke. It's long, we all know.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Gibberish

My fellow Americans,
One day the bananas will arrive. Until then, mud.
Posted by: Joe Biden

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:28 PM (SbJgO)

316 When they load them on planes, send the planes back to their original country rather than the interior of the US.
~Almost Ike

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 29, 2024 02:28 PM (rNG1c)

317 311 I was so hoping KC would lose. If I have to hear another fucking word about fucking Taylor Swift and her fucking commie douchebag fake gay faggot boyfriend, I'm gonna puke.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Don't hold back, Elric. Tell us how you really feel.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:27 PM (9yWhg)
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Bro, that was the sanitized version. Seriously.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

318 I know plenty of pro-abortion women.

They do vote primarily on abortion. But...they've done so for as long as I've known them.

For the LIVs I talk with especially in purple or blue states abortion isn't on the radar.

The 2022 results had nothing to do with abortion and everything to do with the people counting the votes claiming they were so surprising because of abortion not because of fraud.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (ibTVg)

319 And that makes the matter of the other 2/3rds that are dodging the official channels even worse, because those 2/3rds have criminal records preventing them from being eligible for the $80K/year....
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When many full-time jobs pay less than half of that, there's zero incentive not to.
Posted by: XTC

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Median household income is less than that. $72K IIRC

Speaking of, i saw an article the other day saying that households now need to earn $150K to afford a car, and IIRC no median income households can afford the $400K house that is the norm around the U.S. now. I'll see if I can find it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (k1AR8)

320 I rate Elric's points about KC as: Valid.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (tT6L1)

321 And thank you to those who clarified, when I said this morning that Taylor Swift is an op, I don't mean her career in general.

I mean the way she's been inserted into EVERYTHING the Enn Eff Ell does these days. She's there to girl up the sport, because goshdarnit, Gillette and pink ribbons haven't done enough of that. She's also there to leftify the fans as much as she can.

She's an op.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:26 PM (dGCAG)

And the Kardashians are yesterday's news. All used up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

322 DU and other Lefty mouthpieces are trying to gin up controversy that Right-Wingers hate Swift because she's a strong, successful, independent woman who's getting young woken to register to vote.

It's about as authentic as the controversy regarding how much we hated Obama's tan suit.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (ycI94)

323 and her fucking commie douchebag fake gay faggot boyfriend, I'm gonna puke.

For the record as long as I put on a skirt letting the rest of the team gang bang me is not gay. Trans women are women!

Posted by: Travis Kelce at January 29, 2024 02:30 PM (ibTVg)

324 but dadgum is especially bad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

'Dang nab it' is worse along with 'Great Jumping Jehoshaphat'.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:30 PM (ZcPYF)

325 Travis Kelce broke Jerry Rice's record for post-season pass receptions

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 02:30 PM (geLO8)

326 311 I was so hoping KC would lose. If I have to hear another fucking word about fucking Taylor Swift and her fucking commie douchebag fake gay faggot boyfriend, I'm gonna puke.

Let's play "Guess who the real beard is?"

I'd bet both.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2024 02:30 PM (j4U/Z)

327 Sometime soon Biden will erupt into gibberish and be unable to pull back into an intelligible language.

The guys on DU will claim he's communicating with aliens.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 02:30 PM (Gf82x)

328 dad burnit

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 02:30 PM (geLO8)

329 H8RS!!!!

Posted by: TayToy at January 29, 2024 02:30 PM (V8he0)

330 Is it possible to lose an asylum case?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Yes. But most of the asylum claimers never make it to court. They simply vanish into the huge floating population of illegals.

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Sorry, I was posting that jokingly and didn't do a good job of relaying it.

I'm thinking that being told "no, you can't stay here" and then being allowed to stay here is still winning the asylum case even if you don't get the $80K/year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:31 PM (k1AR8)

331 She's an op.

Posted by: BurtTC
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Remember when the camera would swing to the audience and a woman wearing a fur coat would stand, open the coat revealing a body clad with only a bikini?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 02:31 PM (7fmC8)

332 I hope to live long enough to see an old, washed up Tay Tay playing the Cheetah Room at the local Holiday Inn Express and giving handys and autographs in the parking lot between sets for $14.00.

A man has to have goals in life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2024 02:31 PM (Dc73h)

333 It's about as authentic as the controversy regarding how much we hated Obama's tan suit.

Remember when AoC released the old college video of her dancing in an ad for the college, then claimed political enemies released it, then claimed Republicans hated her for dancing?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 02:31 PM (ibTVg)

334 DU and other Lefty mouthpieces are trying to gin up controversy that Right-Wingers hate Swift because she's a strong, successful, independent woman who's getting young woken to register to vote.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (ycI94)
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When they want our opinion, they'll half-listen, caricature and assign one to us.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 02:31 PM (krQz2)

335 but dadgum is especially bad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

'Dang nab it' is worse along with 'Great Jumping Jehoshaphat'.
Posted by: whig

How about "Consarn it?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:31 PM (9yWhg)

336 317 311 I was so hoping KC would lose. If I have to hear another fucking word about fucking Taylor Swift and her fucking commie douchebag fake gay faggot boyfriend, I'm gonna puke.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Don't hold back, Elric. Tell us how you really feel.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:27 PM (9yWhg)
_______

Bro, that was the sanitized version. Seriously.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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NFL is gay and fake and now has a chick put in it. But sportsbetting goes right along with sports ball and I would not be surprised that is why a fair amount of people still watch it.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (ZcPYF)

337 Is it possible to lose an asylum case?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

When you're a Christian fleeing Islamic persecution.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (Gf82x)

338 Tax remittances. Sure, why not. But don't kid yourself: if the border is so porous that it's no obstacle to people, they'll manage to get money across in a way that avoids the taxman.
Posted by: barely an inconvenience at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (L81HX)
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They probably do that now, "just in case" the taxman is watching. If they ain't shy about avoiding the Border Patrol, then they won't bat an eye at avoiding the IRS whenever possible.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Nah. Someone living in Dallas & working six days a week as a dishwasher in a restaurant doesn't have time to go to the border 10 to 12 hours away just to hand over $500. Much easier to hit Western Union.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (SbJgO)

339 I hope to live long enough to see an old, washed up Tay Tay playing the Cheetah Room at the local Holiday Inn Express and giving handys and autographs in the parking lot between sets for $14.00.

$14 in Bidenbux? You can't get a box of kleenex for that much...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (ibTVg)

340 but dadgum is especially bad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

'Dang nab it' is worse along with 'Great Jumping Jehoshaphat'.
Posted by: whig

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I'm being serious, though. I used to say dadgum all the time and then I got to thinking about how it's 100% GD except in bad pig latin.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (k1AR8)

341
Remember when AoC released the old college video of her dancing in an ad for the college, then claimed political enemies released it, then claimed Republicans hated her for dancing?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 02:31 PM (ibTVg)
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I remember hating it sooo---

No wait. Being told I hated it so much.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (krQz2)

342 14 301 Is it possible to lose an asylum case?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Yes. But most of the asylum claimers never make it to court. They simply vanish into the huge floating population of illegals.

Same as a lot of those asylum claimers come in via visas and airlines--they overstay their visas and disappear. If brought to court for some reason, then they invoke asylum claims.

Long line of fraudulent claims rejected by immigration courts but essentially without executive support for removal, it is whack a mole.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:28 PM (ZcPYF)
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Think most asylum cases are denied. But as you pointed out, it doesn't matter. They flood in, get a date that's 8 years out, and disappear. Even if they initially had some intention of actually appearing for their case, it's eight fucking years later. Who's gonna show up after 8 years?

And I think if you lose the case, it's not like they immediately catapult you back over the border. There are appeals and stays and endless bullshit. At that point, you surely have disappeared rather than face deportation.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

343 How about "Consarn it?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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I heard that in Yosemite Sam's voice. He also like 'Great Horny Toads'. https://youtu.be/b-dmFOSv05I

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:33 PM (ZcPYF)

344 $14 is kinda pricey.

Posted by: guy who's not sure his dick is worth $14 at January 29, 2024 02:33 PM (L81HX)

345 Think most asylum cases are denied. But as you pointed out, it doesn't matter. They flood in, get a date that's 8 years out, and disappear. Even if they initially had some intention of actually appearing for their case, it's eight fucking years later. Who's gonna show up after 8 years?

And I think if you lose the case, it's not like they immediately catapult you back over the border. There are appeals and stays and endless bullshit. At that point, you surely have disappeared rather than face deportation.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
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I don't remember my next dentist appointment. I sure ain't gonna remember a court appearance 8 years from now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2024 02:34 PM (7fElN)

346 That being said, morals and politics are slippery things and widespread hypocrisy exists on this topic along with how far a 'right' exists for a particular medical treatment versus a ban.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:25 PM (ZcPYF)

So in other words, Republican politicians have done a shitty job of arguing the moral and medical conflicts on this topic, and instead either say nothing (as if they don't really care about it), or play up to their pro-life donors once every 2-6 years.

Which means... the only people who continue to bring it up are lefties and disingenuous ninnies.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:34 PM (dGCAG)

347 Remember when AoC released the old college video of her dancing in an ad for the college, then claimed political enemies released it, then claimed Republicans hated her for dancing?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29

I actually briefly liked her when I saw that video.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 02:34 PM (Gf82x)

348 I know an old guy that says HOOVER!

(it's the biggest dam he knows)

I always liked that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:34 PM (k1AR8)

349 And Kari Lake just demonstrated exactly WHY these scumbag RINOs never get primaried.

The GOPe bribes or destroys anybody they consider a threat, and ALWAYS make the choice between the RINO and the Democrat.

That's why 2 years ago I said point blank I will not vote for ANY Republican who says they are going to put Bitch McConnell back in as 'leader'.

We need an absolutely thorough housecleaning.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 29, 2024 02:34 PM (setIA)

350 He also like 'Great Horny Toads'

Is there a newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 29, 2024 02:34 PM (V8he0)

351 "337 Is it possible to lose an asylum case?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

When you're a Christian fleeing Islamic persecution.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (Gf82x)"

White South Africans will also struggle. So will people like former interpreters from A-stan, etc.

The process is run by the left, and the left always keeps score.

Posted by: somedood at January 29, 2024 02:34 PM (P+D9B)

352 Biden claims the deal will include -

"the toughest and fairest set of reforms to secure the border we've ever had in our country"

"tougher border control"

Toughest, tougher, and fairest are relative terms. Tougher border control could mean only one less illegal per year gets into the country. Fairest? Fairest how and to whom, and compared to what?

It's all BS.

In addition, I bet 100 quatloos the proposed bill will contain many instances of this phrase: "...the DHS Secretary shall have the discretion to..." Effectively rendering all the limits the bill may contain meaningless if the Junta so chooses.

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2024 02:35 PM (5fDan)

353 I'm being serious, though. I used to say dadgum all the time and then I got to thinking about how it's 100% GD except in bad pig latin.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

It's not, though. It's a different word. It's no different from people saying "pee" instead of "piss."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:35 PM (9yWhg)

354 I really doubt Vivek was serious. Naturally, DU, which has no sense of humor, took Vivek seriously.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 29, 2024 02:35 PM (tT6L1)

355 Petty's widow is originally from Honduras, and she's living in squalor (even though she has tons of money), with poor relatives and pigs and chickens sharing the living space of what used to be a lovely Beverly Hills home.
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"Squalor" is just vibrant cultural differences which enrich our stale and sterile culture. Embrace the vibrancy.

Posted by: SWF with no kids at January 29, 2024 02:35 PM (XWNpw)

356 {344} $14 is kinda pricey.

Posted by: guy who's not sure his dick is worth $14 at January 29, 2024 02:33 PM (L81HX)

You should see the price in town.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 29, 2024 02:35 PM (qPw5n)

357 308 The zipper on Taylor Swift's human suit is very well concealed.

you should see the way she unhinges her lower jaw so she drop a mouse right into her mouth. hawt.

Posted by: anachronda at January 29, 2024 02:35 PM (oY6Yp)

358 I saw Washed-up Tay Tay open for ZZ Top at The Continental Club in '94.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2024 02:35 PM (cf/0E)

359 I actually briefly liked her when I saw that video.
Posted by: Northernlurker

So did I. She was cute.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:36 PM (9yWhg)

360 Even if that guy is not the terrorist in question -- he's still an arrogant man from a terror-supporting country making threats against American citizens for daring to question his right to sneak across our border.

We can do without his ilk.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:23 PM

If that monster in fact proclaimed he intended to blow up buildings and massacre thousands, he would not be detained. But if you complained about it, the American Statsi would visit your home and threaten your family.

There likely are tens of thousands of supporters of this guy's mindset and downright terrorists here now, having waltzed over the border.

We don't even fight them here. No need to bother there.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 29, 2024 02:36 PM (KSNKu)

361 Tay-tay and Travis are both repped by the same agency. That is a fact. I don't think their matchmaker will allow them to come out of the closet politically. Unless the agency is in skin-suit status already. Which is possible.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at January 29, 2024 02:36 PM (5C4od)

362 I've always liked the Ned Flanders "Son of a diddly!" I can use that one in mixed company.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 29, 2024 02:36 PM (xPJvm)

363 Let's play "Guess who the real beard is?"

I'd bet both.
Posted by: Auspex

Considering Swift’s fan base, she has to at least hint at being bisexual, right?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 29, 2024 02:37 PM (ycI94)

364 341
Remember when AoC released the old college video of her dancing in an ad for the college, then claimed political enemies released it, then claimed Republicans hated her for dancing?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 02:31 PM (ibTVg)
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I remember hating it sooo---

No wait. Being told I hated it so much.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (krQz2)
________

No way that was released by the GOP or any political enemy. Why am I so sure? Because it showed her as a younger, happy, vibrant, and much better looking girl. The girl in that video is almost unrecognizable as the heavily-aged, bucktooth angry scold she is now.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

365 I'm being serious, though. I used to say dadgum all the time and then I got to thinking about how it's 100% GD except in bad pig latin.
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It's not, though. It's a different word. It's no different from people saying "pee" instead of "piss."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

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Sheet, dawg.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:37 PM (k1AR8)

366 What in the wide world of sports is a goin on hete?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 29, 2024 02:37 PM (cRrcX)

367 I'm being serious, though. I used to say dadgum all the time and then I got to thinking about how it's 100% GD except in bad pig latin.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Intent matters and what matters is in your heart. Whether you are calling down the Lord's wrath on others or invoking the Lord's name to quite literally damn them or an item.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:37 PM (ZcPYF)

368 The GOPe bribes or destroys anybody they consider a threat, and ALWAYS make the choice between the RINO and the Democrat.

Remember the GOPe took down Roy Moore to intentionally let a D take that seat.

And it mattered. Roy Moore spent the COVID years fighting lockdowns and clot shot mandates in AL. Imagine if he was a Senator instead?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 02:37 PM (ibTVg)

369 The deal tying $61.4 billion in aid to Ukraine with increased border security measures is seemingly dead on arrival in the Senate

———-

Why can’t we get $61.4 billion for a wall on the southern border and guards every 100 yards?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 29, 2024 02:37 PM (a5v4x)

370 Them: Razor wire is inhumane.

Me: Not if you don't climb over it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:38 PM (SbJgO)

371 Nah. Someone living in Dallas & working six days a week as a dishwasher in a restaurant doesn't have time to go to the border 10 to 12 hours away just to hand over $500. Much easier to hit Western Union.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:32 PM (SbJgO)

seems to me that Bitcoin would be a perfect way to evade any remittance taxes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2024 02:38 PM (tkR6S)

372 The office of my GI doctor called me to ask if I was going to get another scope in 2033.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2024 02:38 PM (cf/0E)

373 $14 in Bidenbux? You can't get a box of kleenex for that much...
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Gonna take a lot of handys to break even. This inflation is starting to take its toll.

Posted by: SWF with no kids at January 29, 2024 02:38 PM (XWNpw)

374 And the Kardashians are yesterday's news. All used up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

Don't forget BLM. No one wants to take an oopsie on that one, but no doubt Roger Badall and Co. would prefer people forget who all in on that scam they were.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:38 PM (dGCAG)

375 The deal tying $61.4 billion in aid to Ukraine with increased border security measures is seemingly dead on arrival in the Senate

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Why can’t we get $61.4 billion for a wall on the southern border and guards every 100 yards?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

I remember when the wall only cost $5 billion and we couldn't afford it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:38 PM (SbJgO)

376 Sheet, dawg.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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THe KJV has 6 instances of the word pisseth usually pisseth against the wall.

Profane but not sacrilegious.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:39 PM (ZcPYF)

377 Whether you are calling down the Lord's wrath on others or invoking the Lord's name to quite literally damn them or an item.
Posted by: whig

--

I'm still on the fence about the old ways.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:39 PM (k1AR8)

378 Considering Swift’s fan base, she has to at least hint at being bisexual, right?

There have been a few FNM articles suggesting she's bi, but to this point she hasn't played along.

I suspect the marketing side of Swift wants to keep sex out of it since that it is a big part of her actual entertainment appeal, but she'll eventually be forced to get with the program.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 02:39 PM (ibTVg)

379 And the Kardashians are yesterday's news. All used up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

Their asses are sagging with the rejection.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 02:40 PM (BdMk6)

380 THe KJV has 6 instances of the word pisseth usually pisseth against the wall.

Profane but not sacrilegious.
Posted by: whig

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It's funny because we *just* had a conversation about that yesterday in our (mens only) Sunday school class. You can imagine about how it went.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:40 PM (k1AR8)

381 Gonna take a lot of handys to break even. This inflation is starting to take its toll.
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Kansas City Chafings

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2024 02:40 PM (fs1hN)

382 Is there a punctuation mark for the jerk-off motion?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

An interrobang looks a bit like a hand wrapped around a wiener. Or as close as you can get without going to emoji.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2024 02:26 PM (D+yrB)

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Interrobang privilege‽

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 29, 2024 02:41 PM (qJzo0)

383 The dread ‘Well, I Swanee!’. That one get you a whupping with a crepe myrtle switch by your Granny.

Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2024 02:41 PM (NxC5+)

384 372 The office of my GI doctor called me to ask if I was going to get another scope in 2033.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2024 02:38 PM (cf/0E)

Should've told him you were busy because the plumber was scheduled for that day.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 29, 2024 02:41 PM (eYoxG)

385 The dread ‘Well, I Swanee!’. That one get you a whupping with a crepe myrtle switch by your Granny.
Posted by: Eromero

I didn't know you know my wife.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:42 PM (SbJgO)

386 "Squalor" is just vibrant cultural differences which enrich our stale and sterile culture. Embrace the vibrancy.
Posted by: SWF with no kids at January 29, 2024 02:35 PM (XWNpw)

Embrace the vibrancy... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there, please.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:42 PM (dGCAG)

387 Don't forget BLM. No one wants to take an oopsie on that one, but no doubt Roger Badall and Co. would prefer people forget who all in on that scam they were.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:38 PM (dGCAG)

Concur. All that screaming and shouting and turning abouting and all that money that changed hands and all the speeches and riots and rallies and all the colored folks in places like Bmore and DTown still in Da Ghetto.

The answer my friend is blowing in Joe Biden's pants.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2024 02:42 PM (Dc73h)

388 THe KJV has 6 instances of the word pisseth usually pisseth against the wall.

Yes. It was meant to designate men, since they can urinate against a wall without much trouble. The practice was used to show contempt, I believe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:42 PM (9yWhg)

389 3 They defeat their small-beans primary opponents -- which is easy -- and then go on to cruise to general election victory, because we conservatives enable this treachery and reward it.

It's them or the Communists.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I am in the ruby-red part of Florida. Happened here in the 2022 election and the two dopes that were "close" to the same platform both ran instead of one dropping out to win. They ended up splitting the vote the "not this guy" vote and we ended up with the guy selling out the area and pissing out the locals winning yet again (a Democrat has no chance here).

Posted by: Ann at January 29, 2024 02:42 PM (4neFu)

390 I personally like "son of a whore"

We should have a favorite curse word thread. That could be fun. Like the art thread, you get one entry until #100 and then it can be a free for all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:43 PM (k1AR8)

391 Candid, transparent aptly signed post:

291 I think Tom Petty's estate gets 25 cents every time that comes up.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 29, 2024 02:17 PM (as3uC)

Petty's widow is originally from Honduras, and she's living in squalor (even though she has tons of money), with poor relatives and pigs and chickens sharing the living space of what used to be a lovely Beverly Hills home.
Posted by: Stuff I Made Up at January 29, 2024 02:23 PM (dGCAG

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 29, 2024 02:43 PM (as3uC)

392 *off (not out)

Posted by: Ann at January 29, 2024 02:43 PM (4neFu)

393 And the Kardashians are yesterday's news. All used up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

Their asses are sagging with the rejection.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

It's not sagging from the rejection, but from all the injection.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:43 PM (SbJgO)

394 I personally like "son of a whore"

whoreson

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:43 PM (9yWhg)

395 Come to me, my little lambs!

Posted by: TayToy at January 29, 2024 02:43 PM (V8he0)

396 When was the last time a Democrat kept their word on stopping illegals?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2024 02:44 PM (fwDg9)

397 Is "damn" by itself OK, without mentioning God?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:44 PM (9yWhg)

398

Whoreson
Orson

o_O

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:44 PM (k1AR8)

399 Granny could say ‘I swannee!’ but only when she was hoppin’ mad.

Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (NxC5+)

400 No way that was released by the GOP or any political enemy. Why am I so sure? Because it showed her as a younger, happy, vibrant, and much better looking girl. The girl in that video is almost unrecognizable as the heavily-aged, bucktooth angry scold she is now.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

Welcome to the "has hit 29", bitch.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (BdMk6)

401 Remember when the camera would swing to the audience and a woman wearing a fur coat would stand, open the coat revealing a body clad with only a bikini?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 02:31 PM (7fmC

Sadly, no.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (dGCAG)

402 Hmmm. Testing out a new insult.

Shit Muppet.

Is there any potential, there?

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (UnA8+)

403 but dadgum is especially bad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

'Dang nab it' is worse along with 'Great Jumping Jehoshaphat'.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:30 PM (ZcPYF)
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Man, I go away for a few hours and you guys get all potty mouthed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (0gvpA)

404 When was the last time a Democrat kept their word on stopping illegals?

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2024 02:44 PM (fwDg9)
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Ya got me!

Posted by: Ron Reagan As Christopher Lloyd's Reverend Jim at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (krQz2)

405 nattering slack-jawed bandersnatch

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (geLO8)

406 THe KJV has 6 instances of the word pisseth usually pisseth against the wall.

Profane but not sacrilegious.
Posted by: whig

When the prophet Elijah has his confrontation with the prophets of Baal on Mt Hermon he taunts them by saying Baal might not be responding because he's relieving himself. It would not shock me if the literal translation was something like taking a piss.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (Gf82x)

407 Looks like the Razor wire is still there and a matter of fact looks like there is more. This was Joe Biden's Mike Dukakus Helmet gaffe......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (Qfk4E)

408 Is "damn" by itself OK, without mentioning God?
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If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

Posted by: Memaw at January 29, 2024 02:46 PM (XWNpw)

409 So in other words, Republican politicians have done a shitty job of arguing the moral and medical conflicts on this topic, and instead either say nothing (as if they don't really care about it), or play up to their pro-life donors once every 2-6 years.

Which means... the only people who continue to bring it up are lefties and disingenuous ninnies.
Posted by: BurtTC
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It is a bit broader than that and covers when can society legislate regarding medical issues involving a person. Goes to a whole host of things including mandatory vaxxing, freedom of conscience for medical personnel, trans surgery, etc.

The GOP at the national level and their donors have no will to fight for a national limit on abortion but were literally unprepared to argue the matter at the state level. In Kansas and Ohio both, the GOP and pro life activists did not successfully argue their case to the broader electorate. Trump's appointees to Scotus ended the stalemate at the national level and put it to the states much as GOP legal eagles and conservatives wanted. The fact state level reverses have occurred indicates that a queasiness by the public for any absolute ban.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:46 PM (ZcPYF)

410 379 And the Kardashians are yesterday's news. All used up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2024 02:29 PM (N39Ws)

Their asses are sagging with the rejection.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 02:40 PM (BdMk6)

I'm sure it had nothing to do with them being ridden harder than ..... well you know.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2024 02:46 PM (N39Ws)

411 When was the last time a Democrat kept their word? ~~on stopping illegals?~~
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2024 02:44 PM (fwDg9)

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FIFY....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)

412 Remember when the camera would swing to the audience and a woman wearing a fur coat would stand, open the coat revealing a body clad with only a bikini?
Posted by: Braenyard

Remember when Brett Musberger got in trouble for letching on a player's GF in the stands?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:46 PM (9yWhg)

413 402 Hmmm. Testing out a new insult.

Shit Muppet.

Is there any potential, there?
Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (UnA8+)

Depends on who's hand has to go up the muppet.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 29, 2024 02:47 PM (N39Ws)

414 Remember when No Labels was hyped in the media because they thought it would hurt Republicans?
Well, now it appears that No Labels will definitely hurt Joe Biden in 2024 so they are now the target of both the media and the usual TDS suspects such as Robert Reich and the Lincoln Project among others. A recent report showed that the Democrats are so desperate to STOP No Labels that they threated any future candidate of that party with revealing any skeleton they might have in their closet.

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 02:47 PM (RHGPo)

415 me if the literal translation was something like taking a piss.
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It like taking his ease in the little closet.

Posted by: Um maybe at January 29, 2024 02:47 PM (XWNpw)

416 390 We should have a favorite curse word thread. That could be fun. Like the art thread, you get one entry until #100 and then it can be a free for all.

O.K., Buckeye.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2024 02:47 PM (j4U/Z)

417 THe KJV has 6 instances of the word pisseth usually pisseth against the wall.

Profane but not sacrilegious.
Posted by: whig

Pisseth sounds so English and not at all Jewish.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2024 02:47 PM (SbJgO)

418 Any bets on when "Biden" gives the LBJ speech???? Anyone........... Anyone........... Buehler.... Anyone ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 29, 2024 02:47 PM (Qfk4E)

419 Looks like the Razor wire is still there and a matter of fact looks like there is more. This was Joe Biden's Mike Dukakus Helmet gaffe......
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (Qfk4E)
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I hope TX piles it 500 feet high along there. I hope they pull up all barbed wire in TX and move it down to the border then beg the other states for more razor/barbed wire....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2024 02:47 PM (7fElN)

420 When the prophet Elijah has his confrontation with the prophets of Baal on Mt Hermon he taunts them by saying Baal might not be responding because he's relieving himself. It would not shock me if the literal translation was something like taking a piss.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Can you cite the verse?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:48 PM (9yWhg)

421 Favorite Yosemite Sam insults:

“Great horny toads!”
“I’m the hootinest, tootinest, shootinest bob-tailed wildcat in the west!”
“Back off, varmint!”
“The only two things a pirate’ll run for is money and public office.”
“Say your prayers, rabbit!”
“Ok ya fur-bearin’ carpet-bagger … I’m-a-givin’ ya one second to come out or I’ll blow ya out!”
“You ornery fur-bearin’ critter!”

Posted by: Cheri at January 29, 2024 02:48 PM (oiNtH)

422 I could hear Sundowner's Puppeteers telling him soon we will declare American Civil War II, but not quite yet, let Texas put up a little wire it's Ok.

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2024 02:48 PM (fwDg9)

423 Petty's widow is originally from Honduras, and she's living in squalor (even though she has tons of money), with poor relatives and pigs and chickens sharing the living space of what used to be a lovely Beverly Hills home.
Posted by: Stuff I Made Up at January 29, 2024 02:23 PM (dGCAG
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 29, 2024 02:43 PM (as3uC)

Reminds me of an old tv show I've watched a few times.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 02:48 PM (BdMk6)

424 *wonders if ace will have a Travis -TayTay thread, just for the hits !

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2024 02:49 PM (V13WU)

425 421 "long-eared galoot!"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)

426 We have not relesed the names of those folks injured or killed by the mostly peaceful drone strike in Jordan until we figure out eack person's preferred pronoun....

Posted by: KJP at January 29, 2024 02:49 PM (Qfk4E)

427 Reminds me of an old tv show I've watched a few times.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

The Clampetts did live in squalor! They kept their mansion clean...even the cement pond!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 29, 2024 02:50 PM (ycI94)

428 400 No way that was released by the GOP or any political enemy. Why am I so sure? Because it showed her as a younger, happy, vibrant, and much better looking girl. The girl in that video is almost unrecognizable as the heavily-aged, bucktooth angry scold she is now.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

Welcome to the "has hit 29", bitch.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (BdMk6)
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Time gets us all in the end. But she's got a LOT of miles on that face for her age. She looks 10 years older than she really is, easily. And usually latinas age well. Not her.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 29, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

429 Sadly, no.

Posted by: BurtTC
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It was a thing to see.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 02:50 PM (7fmC8)

430 Trump's appointees to Scotus ended the stalemate at the national level and put it to the states much as GOP legal eagles and conservatives wanted. The fact state level reverses have occurred indicates that a queasiness by the public for any absolute ban.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:46 PM (ZcPYF)

You keep saying the same thing I am, just using more words.

Yes, exactly. THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. And the only people who do are USING IT AS A CAMPAIGN PLOY.

That's both the lefties, and the ninnies.

Which is all I was saying.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2024 02:50 PM (dGCAG)

431 1 Kings 18:27
English Standard Version
27 And at noon Elijah mocked them, saying, “Cry aloud, for he is a god. Either he is musing, or he is relieving himself, or

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2024 02:50 PM (aD39U)

432 It's funny because we *just* had a conversation about that yesterday in our (mens only) Sunday school class. You can imagine about how it went.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Heh. Usually that is one of the favorites of boy yutes in Sunday School asking teacher to explain the verse.

Bowdlerizing the Bible has been an ongoing effort for centuries by a variety of scholars.

Fortunately the three levels of English allow sophistication between the rude Anglo Saxon profanities, the more civilized Frenchified profanities, and then the erudite Latin based profanities.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:50 PM (ZcPYF)

433 Time gets us all in the end. But she's got a LOT of miles on that face for her age. She looks 10 years older than she really is, easily. And usually latinas age well. Not her.

Whatever face God gives you, if you fill your soul with hate it will eventually shine through...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 02:51 PM (ibTVg)

434 KJP just said the DoE's proposed household appliance energy usage regulations will reduce energy costs due to improved appliance reliability.

Sheesh.

When she should read the Binder she doesn't. Top. Lesbians. Professor Jones. Top. Lesbians.

Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2024 02:51 PM (5fDan)

435 When the prophet Elijah has his confrontation with the prophets of Baal on Mt Hermon he taunts them by saying Baal might not be responding because he's relieving himself. It would not shock me if the literal translation was something like taking a piss.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 02:45 PM (Gf82x)
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The late Pastor Chuck Smith used to say there is are X rated portions of the Bible. See: Absolom and David's concubines on top of the palace.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 29, 2024 02:51 PM (tT6L1)

436 The $130 billion sent to Ukraine so far for its war against Russia is apparently not actually going to Ukraine, but is really “benefiting American interests,” a spokesperson for Ukraine told Breitbart News.

.. hey, "The Big Guy" has to get his 10%

Posted by: SMOD at January 29, 2024 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

437
What's a Ohio State's grad preferred pronoun?

"The"

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2024 02:51 PM (j4U/Z)

438 You socdologizing old man-trap

Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 02:51 PM (geLO8)

439 Elijah, one of my all time favorites.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 02:52 PM (7fmC8)

440 they took the bull that was given them, and they prepared it and called upon the name of Baal from morning until noon, saying, “O Baal, answer us!” But there was no voice, and no one answered. And they limped around the altar that they had made. 27 And at noon Elijah mocked them, saying, “Cry aloud, for he is a god. Either he is musing, or he is relieving himself, or he is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened.” 28 And they cried aloud and cut

1 Kings 18 20-40
I was wrong about Mt Hermon. It was Mt Carmel.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 02:52 PM (Gf82x)

441 The $130 billion sent to Ukraine so far for its war against Russia is apparently not actually going to Ukraine, but is really “benefiting American interests,” a spokesperson for Ukraine told Breitbart News.

Hard to grow cocaine in such a cold climate...unlike in the "Americas"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2024 02:52 PM (ibTVg)

442 This isn't the deal. This is the leak to generate outrage. Then when they pass a slightly less crappy deal, say, 4500/ day, the gop can claim victory and burn doughnuts on your front lawn.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2024 02:52 PM (2ovLw)

443 You keep saying the same thing I am, just using more words.

Yes, exactly. THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. And the only people who do are USING IT AS A CAMPAIGN PLOY.

That's both the lefties, and the ninnies.

Which is all I was saying.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Ok. I am a bit slow today.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:52 PM (ZcPYF)

444 wonders if ace will have a Travis -TayTay thread, just for the hits
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After.the cheifs win the swifter bowel, Tay tay and kelce will announce a reality show where they feature their polyamory relationship, available only on prime.

Posted by: Scenes from a degenerate future at January 29, 2024 02:52 PM (XWNpw)

445 The translation was English Standard Version.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 02:53 PM (Gf82x)

446 I am sorry I cannot answer any questions today because my binder pages are blank.... Thank You....

Posted by: KJP at January 29, 2024 02:53 PM (Qfk4E)

447 What's long and green and smells like Miss Piggy?

waka waka

Posted by: Fozzy Bear at January 29, 2024 02:54 PM (p4vyY)

448 Is "damn" by itself OK, without mentioning God?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Since only God has the power to deny entry into heaven, I think His name is there whether you mention it or not.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2024 02:54 PM (D+yrB)

449 wonders if ace will have a Travis -TayTay thread, just for the hits

He will. But it will be a diatribe against us pacifists who don't want to invade Tay-Tay's womb.

Posted by: not under any rules of engagement at January 29, 2024 02:55 PM (L81HX)

450 Can you cite the verse

Type it into biblehub

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 29, 2024 02:55 PM (as3uC)

451 1 Kings 18:27
English Standard Version
27 And at noon Elijah mocked them, saying, “Cry aloud, for he is a god. Either he is musing, or he is relieving himself, or
Posted by: G'rump

RSV has "he has gone aside" (which a footnote says is a euphemism for relieving oneself), and KJV has "he is pursuing.")

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:55 PM (9yWhg)

452 Fortunately the three levels of English allow sophistication between the rude Anglo Saxon profanities, the more civilized Frenchified profanities, and then the erudite Latin based profanities.
Posted by: whig

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I support almost anything that gets people reading it, and I recently picked up a 70s Good News version that is plain english and okay. I like the KJV personally, though, and the best way I've heard it put is "I think there's a difference between a house and a mansion."

I'll admit I picked up the Good News version because it had a rainbow on the cover and I wanted to see what it was all about. Pre-woke, thankfully.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 02:55 PM (k1AR8)

453 You socdologizing old man-trap
Posted by: Don Black at January 29, 2024 02:51 PM (geLO

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Pow!

Posted by: John Wiles Booth's pistol at January 29, 2024 02:56 PM (0gvpA)

454 Hot dog in a hallway.

Posted by: Travis Kelce at January 29, 2024 02:56 PM (p4vyY)

455 436 The $130 billion sent to Ukraine so far for its war against Russia is apparently not actually going to Ukraine, but is really “benefiting American interests,” a spokesperson for Ukraine told Breitbart News.
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Some time ago he said it was good for American business and it was helping to rebuild ours armory with new materiel.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 02:56 PM (7fmC8)

456 McConnell

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 02:56 PM (7fmC8)

457 ...it will be a diatribe against us pacifists who don't want to invade Tay-Tay's womb.
Posted by: not under any rules of engagement

Not an invasion, but an approved entrance by refugees!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 29, 2024 02:57 PM (ycI94)

458 Elijah, one of my all time favorites.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 02:52 PM (7fmC

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What a baldy.

Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2024 02:57 PM (krQz2)

459 krep

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 29, 2024 02:57 PM (0gvpA)

460 You socdologizing old man-trap

*shudder*
-- Zombie Abraham Lincoln

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)

461 He will. But it will be a diatribe against us pacifists who don't want to invade Tay-Tay's womb.
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I won't go near that snootch without full mopp level 4.

Posted by: Biological warfare spec. at January 29, 2024 02:57 PM (XWNpw)

462 Long work commute again, see you from the road.
Forward Dog 9 out

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2024 02:58 PM (fwDg9)

463 Is "damn" by itself OK, without mentioning God?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Short form of 'damn it to hell' that implicates asking the Lord to do so. Essentially calling down a curse on the person, item, or situation.

Safer biblically to say Sum bitch in other words if you want to be turning square corners on invoking the Lord's name in vain.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 02:59 PM (ZcPYF)

464 The ears on that "immigrant" are the same as on the terrorist. Lets just be careful and cap his ass before we find out who he is.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 29, 2024 02:59 PM (CecP5)

465 Drive safely, Skip.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 02:59 PM (9yWhg)

466 There is a distinction between profanity and cursing.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 03:01 PM (7fmC8)

467 Elijah, one of my all time favorites.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 02:52 PM (7fmC
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What a baldy.
Posted by: Axeman

It didn't bother him. He could bear it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 03:02 PM (9yWhg)

468 The ears on that "immigrant" are the same as on the terrorist. Lets just be careful and cap his ass before we find out who he is.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 29, 2024 02:59 PM (CecP5)

Also appears to be wearing the exact same pair of glasses, and has white hairs in his beard at exactly the same places.

Greg Abbott should put a million-dollar bounty on his head, dead or alive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2024 03:02 PM (tkR6S)

469 I'll admit I picked up the Good News version because it had a rainbow on the cover and I wanted to see what it was all about. Pre-woke, thankfully.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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I have never been an absolute literalist because anyone with any learning has to account for translation errors over the years or outright editing to remove 'objectionable' words of a particular era.

Ironically, a lot of legal interpretation strategies are also involved in biblical scholarship. The Soviets had an ersatz version of that interpreting their sacred Marx and Lenin (and Mao) writings. Says something about humans, I guess.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 03:02 PM (ZcPYF)

470 The late Pastor Chuck Smith used to say there is are X rated portions of the Bible. See: Absolom and David's concubines on top of the palace.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 29, 2024 02:51 PM (tT6L1)

The really good gritty stuff in the Song of Solomon

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 03:02 PM (BdMk6)

471 Why can’t we get $61.4 billion for a wall on the southern border and guards every 100 yards?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

As Instapundit says, insufficient opportunities for graft and corruption.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2024 03:03 PM (IG4Id)

472 The late Pastor Chuck Smith used to say there is are X rated portions of the Bible. See: Absolom and David's concubines on top of the palace.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker

You want young guys to read the Bible, tell them to read the Song of Soloman.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 03:03 PM (ZcPYF)

473 The really good gritty stuff in the Song of Solomon
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Heh. Horde mind. Be fruitful out there guys and gals.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 03:04 PM (ZcPYF)

474 Elijah, one of my all time favorites.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 02:52 PM (7fmC
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What a baldy.
Posted by: Axeman

It didn't bother him. He could bear it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 03:02 PM (9yWhg)

*literal spit-take*

Posted by: pookysgirl thankfully has a keyboard cover at January 29, 2024 03:04 PM (dtlDP)

475 >>456 McConnell

A friend asked me if one were to rapidly flash a light into a persons eyes from a distance and that person went into some weird convulsion coma, would that be illegal?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2024 03:04 PM (eYF7X)

476 AOSHQ. Come for the scatological, stay for the eschatological.

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2024 03:04 PM (D+yrB)

477 Elijah, one of my all time favorites.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2024 02:52 PM (7fmC
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What a baldy.
Posted by: Axeman

It didn't bother him. He could bear it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 03:02 PM (9yWhg)
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Psst. I think you're thinking of Elisha.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 29, 2024 03:04 PM (0gvpA)

478 You want young guys to read the Bible, tell them to read the Song of Soloman.
Posted by: whig

Abishag the Shunammite was hot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 03:04 PM (9yWhg)

479 I'll admit I picked up the Good News version because it had a rainbow on the cover and I wanted to see what it was all about. Pre-woke, thankfully.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

What a coincidence! The Bible our nonbinary pastor uses at the Unitarian Church also has rainbows on it!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at January 29, 2024 03:05 PM (ycI94)

480 Abishag the Shunammite was hot.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Heh.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 03:05 PM (ZcPYF)

481 All you need is love.

Posted by: TayToy at January 29, 2024 03:05 PM (V8he0)

482 Psst. I think you're thinking of Elisha.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Always got them mixed up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 03:06 PM (9yWhg)

483 Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has branded this " " " deal " "" to be "dead on arrival," of course.

Is this believable? I just don't know anymore.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 29, 2024 03:06 PM (Rbu5d)

484 I have never been an absolute literalist because anyone with any learning has to account for translation errors over the years or outright editing to remove 'objectionable' words of a particular era.

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I like to read and do alright academically, but I have no problem saying I'm the stupidest guy I know (mainly because I know all the stupid stuff that I've done).

The KJV is a lot of work for me sometimes, so I can hardly imagine what it must be like for someone who dislikes reading or has to look up a word every other verse. I'm grateful modern translations exist so long as they don't stray too far from Christ crucified and "neither do I condemn thee, go and sin no more." We can work most of the rest out when we get there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 03:06 PM (k1AR8)

485 The ears on that "immigrant" are the same as on the terrorist. Lets just be careful and cap his ass before we find out who he is.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 29, 2024 02:59 PM (CecP5)

Let's not start tap dancing. It's him.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 29, 2024 03:06 PM (BdMk6)

486 .

NOOD (finally)

American Nightmare: Immigrant Family Flees Back to India After Teacher Secretly Transitions Their Daughter, and Then "Stalks" Her

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 29, 2024 03:06 PM (qPw5n)

487 At least we know what deal they'll pass 1 nanosecond after the election is over.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2024 03:06 PM (0FoWg)

488 Abishag the Shunammite was hot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 29, 2024 03:04 PM (9yWhg)

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Origin of the British verb "shag?"

YEAH, BABY!

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 29, 2024 03:07 PM (ar0i+)

489
A friend asked me if one were to rapidly flash a light into a persons eyes from a distance and that person went into some weird convulsion coma, would that be illegal?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 29, 2024 03:04 PM (eYF7X)

Just claim it was a Pride Month rave and then it's a civil right.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 29, 2024 03:07 PM (z+89e)

490 6 Maybe there's something I don't understand but isn't crossing the border illegally already illegal?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2024 01:24 PM (Gf82x)

there you go, making sense again.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 29, 2024 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)

491 439 Elijah, one of my all time favorites.

I heard hw was too stubborn to ever show a sign
Because his heart is made of knotty pine

Posted by: Highlander at January 29, 2024 03:11 PM (og5mY)

492 In TX any citizen may use deadly force to prevent the commission of a felony. The last time I checked making a terroristic threat is a felony. Mr. "You'll find out." needs to learn about TX laws.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 29, 2024 03:12 PM (CecP5)

493 The KJV is a lot of work for me sometimes, so I can hardly imagine what it must be like for someone who dislikes reading or has to look up a word every other verse. I'm grateful modern translations exist so long as they don't stray too far from Christ crucified and "neither do I condemn thee, go and sin no more." We can work most of the rest out when we get there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Biblegateway dot com has a pulldown menu of bibles where you can put in a bible verse and it will spit out whatever bible's text you want to examine with the citation.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 03:14 PM (ZcPYF)

494 44 Imagine a conversation between Biden and McConnell. After about five minutes, you would probably punch yourself in the face or ask to be waterboarded.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 29, 2024 01:31 PM (Uh2jt)

McConnell's chair would just beep and flash lights, and Biden would poop his pants and roomba out of the room, after knocking into a couple of walls first.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 29, 2024 03:15 PM (Rbu5d)

495 Origin of the British verb "shag?"

YEAH, BABY!
Posted by: ShainS

Coffee spew. Good 'un.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 03:15 PM (ZcPYF)

496 146 IIRC, the dude ran a church youth camp. I'll just leave it there.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Some speculation that Sasse was the same way as he was involved in the congressional page program before it was abolished for the House due to Foley and Kolbe pederasty if not pedophilia.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2024 01:45 PM (ZcPYF)

Senator Coburn was Lankford’s mentor. Dr. C was a very smart guy, which makes this scenario concerning Lankford’s very possible, imo. How does a debt-hawk’s chosen successor become such a flaming liberal?

Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2024 03:18 PM (x41Yq)

497 Well Ace, it's nice to find us both on the same side of an issue for once. I have been preaching till red in the face for damn near 10 years now about gutting the GOP or discarding it altogether.
And YES, we have to open eyes to the cold reality that voting (R) for a candidate who talks tough on the border and then sellout after some Chamber of Commerce pimp stuffs money in his/her back pocket is a continuous act of futility! And this insane argument that people make of "well it's better than voting (D)," is based in fantasy. All the people who are stupid enough to keep buy the (R) brand are getting is hope that MAYBE they might do something they promise but it must be better than what the other side will do.
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES, YOU DOLTS THAT VOTE STRAIGHT (R) DOWN THE TICKET!!!

Posted by: Tracy at January 29, 2024 03:24 PM (xbo5+)

498
But the average 22-year-old girl coming out of college with mere training in grammar and basic arithmetic and kinda-sorta bullshit classes in pedagogy?

"Ahem! Colours, shapes and numbers, Mister O'Spades! Colours, shapes, and numbers!"

-- "Jill" (identity concealed for her safety, but most assuredly a distinguished "Doctor" of Colours, Shapes, and Numbers)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2024 03:46 PM (AA5pe)

499 "You aren't smart enough to know who I am" settles that question, though. That's not something that any normal person would say to another human.

It is something that someone with that type of record and notoriety would remark about, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie stands in support of afro-chemistry, afro-economics, and afro-engineering at January 29, 2024 01:36 PM (k1AR

*BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*
Now, no one will know who you are.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 29, 2024 03:52 PM (iODuv)

500 I am asking our Politicians we carry out the Impeachment of Joe Biden

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 29, 2024 04:10 PM (wGqjj)

501 500.

Not gonna happen. I'm not saying it shouldn't, only that it won't. Our inability to use impeachment in any substantive way anymore is further proof of how broken the entire system is.

Posted by: Gryph at January 29, 2024 04:51 PM (aCVzN)

502 I keep saying, a Ma Deuce every hundred yards or so. Aim high, at first.

Posted by: leber at January 29, 2024 05:17 PM (rovGg)

503 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 29, 2024 06:21 PM (R4t5M)

504 The replacement theory is not a theory.

Posted by: Rev Al at January 30, 2024 12:13 AM (EcD5Y)

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