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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/3/24)
The Saturday Night Joke. Or Is It?
Of course it's a Blinker
Business Insider chose 40 of the most beautiful places in the US based on national rankings.Opinions are like noses, everybody has one. I'll be upfront. I have no desire to see Central Park unless NYC is no longer present.
Notable sites include the Pacific Coast Highway, Lake Tahoe, and Central Park.
Acadia, Arches, Badlands, and Great Smoky Mountains national parks also made the list.
No offense Chef, but why would I eat a Filet-O-Fish? Why?
SOMETHING FISHY I’m an ex-McDonald’s cook and know where to find the ‘closest thing’ to a store-bought Filet-O-Fish but it’ll cost you
McDonald's uses a unique method for their staple item that's hard to find anywhere else THE Filet-O-Fish is one of the most controversial menu items at McDonald's, but you'd be surprised to see how expensive similar products are. Former McDonald's Chef Mike Haracz (@chefmikeharacz) took to his TikTok account to share the secret method used to make Filet-O-Fish sandwiches.
I made omelettes on Wednesday night for The Fabulous and I. Nothing like this monster..........
We all know about experts and pundits. But, I'm guessing you didn't know about the following category.
Death Row meal expert reveals killer executed by new method had macabre Ted Bundy link
EXCLUSIVE: Josh Slavin from Washington DC recreates the 'unsettling' final meals of Death Row killers, and found an interesting overlap between Kenneth Eugene Smith and Ted Bundy
Never bring a vegetable peeler to any kind of a fight. Unless you are a Genius Award Winner.
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - A Florida woman has found herself behind bars after she allegedly barged into a gas station while naked and drunk, threatening to kill staff members with a peeler/corer knife. Celia Barrett, 35, was arrested and charged with two counts of aggravated assault, disorderly intoxication, criminal mischief, exposure of sexual organs and trespassing after the incident that unfolded at the RaceTrac at 2551 54th Ave. in St. Petersburg, according to an arrest affidavit from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.
My how dentistry has advanced over the years. I wonder if Nevergiveup practiced this early in his career?
This tooth-covered hat belonged to a traveling tooth-puller in the early 19th century, and you can even play with a 3D model of it. From Southward Council in London's Cuming Collection: This cap belonged to a street "dentist" or tooth puller. It is made of brown velvet and felt, and decorated with approximately 88 decayed human teeth, once belonging to his patients. The teeth have been drilled and attached with twine. Wearing a cap like this was supposed to imply the "magician" aspect of the dentists work. As teeth pulling was painful and risky and done without anaesthetic, people needed to have some faith in the "dentist", even if it was only the evidence, worn on the cap, that he had successfully plied his trade. You can see more images and information about this object on our website.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 03, 2024 09:49 PM (k6uu5)
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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 03, 2024 09:52 PM (MvATi)
Today on the teevee, I saw part of a sports car race. They listed the placings at the bottom of the screen in a scroll. One of the team names was Mishuracing. I thought it said Mishumracing and was amused.
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Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 09:57 PM (0Htd1)
Or being a Cob on occasion.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 03, 2024 09:58 PM (aA3+G)
Today on the teevee, I saw part of a sports car race. They listed the placings at the bottom of the screen in a scroll. One of the team names was Mishuracing. I thought it said Mishumracing and was amused.
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 03, 2024 09:53 PM (TSQkU)
Happy to hear you liked the joke LRob. Me racing? Oh I don't think so.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 03, 2024 09:59 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 09:59 PM (0Htd1)
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2024 10:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 03, 2024 10:01 PM (duT0u)
And no doubt, somewhere along the line, some guy said about the lovely Ms. Barrett - "What the hell, if you wanna hit, you gotta swing!"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 10:01 PM (WSTFK)
Thank you for another good joke and a content filled ONT.
How is retirement treating you and the Fabulous One?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 03, 2024 10:01 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2024 10:01 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 10:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 09:59 PM
In my experience, the more pretentious the car, the less likely the manufacturer even installed any blinkers.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:02 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 03, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Speaking of local slang - a woman asked me the other day if we had a 'bubbler' in the church hall.
I thought - "Hmmm. . . Native of Wisconsin/Minnesota?"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 10:03 PM (WSTFK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 10:03 PM (q3gwH)
Everyone (except Sponge!!!) knows that is actually the most important comment!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:04 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 03, 2024 10:04 PM (6de2W)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:05 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 09:59 PM (0Htd1)
The Brits call them the "Turn Indicators"
Yeah, no. Not the way we use them. They are definitely blinkers. All the way down the highway.
The joke was, I think, "Hey, a lot of people in the midwest learned to drive slowly down the road with the blinkers on in farm equipment. This is a transferrable skill"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2024 10:05 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 03, 2024 10:06 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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'Indicator'
Posted by: Brits at February 03, 2024 10:06 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Absolutely as a midwesterner I agree.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at February 03, 2024 10:06 PM (duT0u)
I thought - "Hmmm. . . Native of Wisconsin/Minnesota?"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 10:03 PM
I thought "bubbler" was Aussie for drinking fountain?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:06 PM (HlyYF)
Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2024 10:07 PM (bTaUx)
It was hopping, with a long line of drive-thru customers and every table but one filled. Most popular place in town, for sure.
The service was great, and the food was OK. I'll came back when the line is less crowded.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 03, 2024 10:08 PM (z+89e)
Thank you for another good joke and a content filled ONT.
How is retirement treating you and the Fabulous One?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:01 PM (u82oZ)
Hi Salty, thanks for the compliment.
The Fabulous and I are enjoying this new chapter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 03, 2024 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2024 10:07 PM (bTaUx)
***
But chugging beer on the other hand...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:09 PM (W/lyH)
Everyone (except Sponge!!!) knows that is actually the most important comment!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Thanks, I am glad to see that my estimate of you as a gentleman of refinement and intellect has been confirmed yet again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 03, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
How would you like to be the factory QA person for BMW turn signals? What a sinecure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
=
Somebody played a lot of Gradius back in the day.
Posted by: Methos at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
You'll enjoy Culvers, let them get their legs under them. I bet you will be happy in the future.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: GWB at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (32nmx)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 03, 2024 10:12 PM (6de2W)
Posted by: Old Fossil at February 03, 2024 10:13 PM (V5BDR)
After your series of firsts, this is a bump in standing. Even I beat you.
Please drop me an email with how you are doing on your "project".
I need a letter to you because I don't want the info in my google file.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 10:14 PM (q3gwH)
Not worth it. Each mower takes at least three pulls of the cord. Thats...ummm... *pulls off sock to use toes* 15 pulls. Hell. I'm exhausted just counting it all up!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
"We haff a plan to remedy zat comrade, nerdygirl, ja!"
Klaus Schwab
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 03, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Hans is a wimp.
~Gerta
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 03, 2024 10:14 PM (6de2W)
Yeah, no. Not the way we use them. They are definitely blinkers. All the way down the highway.
Posted by: Kindltot
I'd be blissfully happy if more folks would use them as indicators instead of thinking they help you make the turn.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 10:14 PM (WSTFK)
Great signage up top. Nice concert behind it too.
That Saturday Night Joke was great! I wonder if I could try to pull that same trick, even though I'm not blonde...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 03, 2024 10:15 PM (a8Rgt)
Posted by: No Skin Off My Apple at February 03, 2024 10:15 PM (V5BDR)
Pennsylvania family reunites with lost cat after multi-car crash in Minnesota
http://tinyurl.com/v3xzarnj
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #01 at February 03, 2024 10:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mindful webworker - better latte than nurfer at February 03, 2024 10:15 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
I had to google. I've never driven a Beemer and had no idea that's how they (don't) work. How in the hell do you drive a stick? Is that why the chicks dig guys in BMWs? It's the prehensile dick, isn't it?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 03, 2024 10:16 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 10:16 PM (q3gwH)
The real name for hot dogs eating contests is either Linda Lovelace, Camilla Harris, or Sandra Fluke.
Fani is right out of the contest, despite ace's commentary.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
Speaking of Culver's some of my Midwest Internet friends are always telling me that if I stop within walking distance of one I need to get the fried cheese curds.
Posted by: Robert at February 03, 2024 10:16 PM (OJN/A)
Posted by: GWB at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (32nmx)
I apologize at my attempt to have fun.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 03, 2024 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Montec at February 03, 2024 10:17 PM (jlHX0)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 03, 2024 10:17 PM (/QIWP)
Great signage up top. Nice concert behind it too.
That Saturday Night Joke was great! I wonder if I could try to pull that same trick, even though I'm not blonde...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 03, 2024 10:15 PM (a8Rgt)
Well, you are a Ute.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 03, 2024 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: No Skin Off My Apple at February 03, 2024 10:15 PM (V5BDR)
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You could put a condom on it and practice safe coring?
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #02 at February 03, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Sounds very insurrectiony, copies and makes notes in file Nac247855!
Posted by: Bob from NSA at February 03, 2024 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2024 10:18 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Hugh Jass at February 03, 2024 10:18 PM (8sNng)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 03, 2024 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Fun is for communists.
Henceforth, the ONT should be dedicated only to the deepest philosophical and theological discussion.
Posted by: Robert, sucking the fun out of life wherever he goes at February 03, 2024 10:19 PM (OJN/A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2024 10:19 PM (bo7UB)
Bigly.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
Normally, BMW driver treat lane changes and turns as Top Secret/Codeword information, never to be revealed to the other drivers nearby.
Saw this on the DC Beltway many times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Welcome to Module One of my in-depth series, Why Kierkegaard is an Ass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2024 10:21 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Mischievous Golden Retriever covers couch with mud after sneaking away to play in rain
http://tinyurl.com/5n7zk7bn
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #03 at February 03, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 03, 2024 10:22 PM (/QIWP)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (0Htd1)
My favorite show except for most of the narration is Aerial America. Every state has multiple beautiful landmarks /sites.
I’m sad to say though that Texas is at the bottom part of the list .
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 03, 2024 10:22 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Cicero
She has to hold the world record in shortest dresses that still somehow manage to cover up the goodies.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 10:22 PM (WSTFK)
Saw this on the DC Beltway many times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
I've had a BMW for 15 years now. Turn signals work just fine. Sometimes I even use them.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:22 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Montec at February 03, 2024 10:23 PM (jlHX0)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
But lovely interiors and leather seats. It is to drool.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
Saw this on the DC Beltway many times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Well, I can assure you that even ignorant of the make of the car, I've unleashed paint peeling vocabulary in their direction. And likely a gesture or two.
Oh crap, if a BMW driver flips you off, they're pretty much just driving with their knees, then, right?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 03, 2024 10:25 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Montec at February 03, 2024 10:23 PM (jlHX0)
He/she/it will if he/she/it wants to get promoted beyond GS9.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2024 10:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:22 PM
Using them to store your hair scrunchies doesn't count!
(I had one daughter that had at least 30 on her turn signal lever.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:25 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 10:25 PM (Y6IkP)
You are a male member of the Horde, an mostly advanced, breast-obsessed, and civilized subgroup.
Just using your turn signals occasionally puts you ahead of many other BMW drivers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl a
It’s also why Euros can’t understand why so many Americans dont a passport. Well cuz we don’t really need to leave. Want a tropical beach? America has a bunch. Want 15k ft mountains? Got em. Want desert National park? Check. And on and on. No euro country can provide all that so they all need to fly to other countries to get it. Hence the need for passports.
Not to say that people shouldn’t travel internationally. But the need to do it for Americans is much narrower than for Euros.
Posted by: Montec at February 03, 2024 10:26 PM (jlHX0)
Posted by: browndog turns up his nose at that shit at February 03, 2024 10:26 PM (TTAGa)
Every state has multiple beautiful landmarks /sites.
Where's the biggest ball of string?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2024 10:25 PM
Cawker City, Kansas.
Definitely should have made the Top 40!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Kindltot
One of the features of my "new" jeep is that it does a ping if I forget to turn off the blinker. Sometimes those auto industry designers come up with useful ideas.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
Saw this on the DC Beltway many times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
I've had a BMW for 15 years now. Turn signals work just fine. Sometimes I even use them.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:22 PM (W/lyH)
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How often do you change the turn signal fluid and do you use the orange or yellow one?
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #04 at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
Nicole Leapley
@NLforNH
1 week postpartum standing at the well [of the New Hampshire state house] fighting to enshrine the right to abortion in NH. This is leadership. #Fierce #nhpolitics
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (FVME7)
Assuming I can actually see the sun. Sometimes that's a real pain in the ass.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 03, 2024 10:28 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Montec at February 03, 2024 10:28 PM (jlHX0)
Portland drivers are too passive and dangerous.
When I consolidate power, they will have no cars.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
(I had one daughter that had at least 30 on her turn signal lever.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:25 PM (HlyYF)
Heh.
Daughters of Diogenes didn't drive the BMW. So no scrunchies.
But I did wrap the gear shift with my helmet band from the army.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:29 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2024 10:21 PM (bo7UB)
Is this a continuation of the TED talk, "John Stewart Mill: Humorless Scold "
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2024 10:29 PM (D7oie)
🤮
Posted by: browndog turns up his nose at that shit at February 03, 2024 10:26 PM
Two for $6 fish sandwiches at Arby's from now until Easter.
They usually have a piece of fish that hangs off the bun on both sides.
I like 'em, but I am not well known for my gustatory sophistication.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:30 PM (HlyYF)
Dutch landscape artists would weep if they knew how much beauty they missed in the sky over rural Kansas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
It’s also why Euros can’t understand why so many Americans dont a passport. Well cuz we don’t really need to leave. Want a tropical beach? America has a bunch. Want 15k ft mountains? Got em. Want desert National park? Check. And on and on. No euro country can provide all that so they all need to fly to other countries to get it. Hence the need for passports.
Posted by: Montec at February 03, 2024 10:26 PM (jlHX0)
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You just described South Africa.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #05 at February 03, 2024 10:31 PM (qfLjt)
Kansas.
Which has a lot of better things to see, fur sure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (u82oZ
They have a beautiful dunes at Syracuse Sand Dunes.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 03, 2024 10:31 PM (MNhXM)
@BBCWorld
Should more British homes be built using straw?
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I once read a book about a brother who built his house from straw.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 03, 2024 10:31 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
Vee are vay ahead uf you…
Posted by: Klaus Schwab at February 03, 2024 10:31 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here
I was watching a youtube of two women who got into an altercation in a parking lot. It started because, as one drove by, she mouthed the word "bitch". All I could thing is, well, who doesn't do that?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 10:32 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Good To The Last Drop at February 03, 2024 10:32 PM (V5BDR)
[eyes bowl of cold gruel]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2024 10:32 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2024 10:32 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 03, 2024 10:33 PM (9yWhg)
We are not a true rectangle, as there is a notch made by the Missouri River in the NE corner of the state.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cicero
That sure sounds like math!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at February 03, 2024 10:33 PM (hOUT3)
My wife seared both sides in olive oil and then slow-roasted it for three hours in a wine and garlic sauce.
I definitely won the eating contest at the Idiot household tonight! Although, my wife also ate an impressive portion.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:34 PM (HlyYF)
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Plus we can see all the foreigners we want down town.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 03, 2024 10:34 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 03, 2024 10:31 PM (FVME7)
Didn't a wolf hoe his blouse down?
Posted by: Three Pittle Igs at February 03, 2024 10:34 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2024 10:34 PM (63Dwl)
My intense dislike of fish sandwiches goes back to school lunches… those fish patties … woof.
Posted by: browndog remembers those days at February 03, 2024 10:34 PM (TTAGa)
Canoeing that part of the Missouri River is very spooky, with boils turning the canoe around unexpectedly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:31 PM
Agreed. We do have that!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:35 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #04 at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
Ha!
Funny.
I did have a mechanic who got hooked on brake fluid once. But he assured me he could stop anytime...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:35 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2024 10:35 PM (3Vmqm)
One of three sand dune areas in Kansas. A well kept secret.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:32 PM (u82o
Aerial America also taught me why chalk is in the Jayhawks fight song and why those rural roads are white.
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 03, 2024 10:35 PM (MNhXM)
You can’t make this up. A California elementary school spent $250k on a program called “Woke Kindergarten” to try to raise test scores. Test scores fell even further.
https://t.co/BOHZVP1mV5
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #06 at February 03, 2024 10:36 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2024 10:36 PM (fwDg9)
Which has a lot of better things to see, fur sure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
Yes, like the biggest hand dug well. It does look kind of big when you see it. As a kid finding out "hand dug" meant actually using a lot of equipment, not just your hands was a bit of a let down. Also nearby is the largest pallasite meteorite which did not fall down the well when the city got hit with a tornado a decade or so back.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 10:36 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: DOYLE at February 03, 2024 10:37 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 10:37 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2024 10:32 PM (bo7UB)
The best thing about Kansas is how it looks in the rearview mirror.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 03, 2024 10:38 PM (MNhXM)
Bigly.
Posted by: Diogenes
When you are a college student "Sounds of Silence" is a great song to be depressed to.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:33 PM
Time for a little payback to those slave-holdin' SOBs for raiding Lawrence.
I think conquering enough land to square the corner would be an appropriate compensation!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:38 PM (HlyYF)
http://tinyurl.com/3fv378ae
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #07 at February 03, 2024 10:39 PM (qfLjt)
Greensburg, Kansas rebuilt more green after the tornado. They passed on underground homes for the real savings. Malcom Wells should have concentrated in Tornado Ally.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (u82oZ)
And the salt mine outside of Hutch.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 10:39 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2024 10:40 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
I'll bet it keeps the paddlewheel steamboat traffic to a minimum.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2024 10:41 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 10:41 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Zombie Art Bell at February 03, 2024 10:41 PM (V5BDR)
https://t.co/BOHZVP1mV5
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #06
You don't understand, the intent was to lower the scores as early in the edumacation process as possible to make the populace even dumber and more docile!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at February 03, 2024 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
I went to a set of dunes on a WSU class trip. Looked like just a hill with prairie grass on it till the prof stuck a shovel in and out poured sand.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 10:42 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: browndog remembers those days at February 03, 2024 10:34 PM
We called those "fish pucks".
We occasionally got a batch that not even a starving alley cat would eat.
However, I still love fish since some of my best memories are fishing with my grandfather and my father!
Of course, fresh-caught fish is certainly a different animal!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:42 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #04 at February 03, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
Ha!
Funny.
I did have a mechanic who got hooked on brake fluid once. But he assured me he could stop anytime...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 10:35 PM (W/lyH)
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Did he say if he left skidmarks on his shorts?
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #04a at February 03, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 03, 2024 10:43 PM (XnG/+)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 03, 2024 10:43 PM (ln6cw)
LOL.
Let's keep Missouri in Missouri. Thank you.
Although their state governance in better than ours.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:43 PM (u82oZ)
Thunderous bass.
Posted by: CapeFear at February 03, 2024 10:44 PM (e2vhR)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 10:44 PM (Y6IkP)
Saw this on the DC Beltway many times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Well, that just brought back nightmare flashbacks of leaving DC with my dad driving. Let's just say, he wasn't used to that kind of big city traffic. We got out alive.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
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Happening Now: DA Alvin Bragg has finally given a publicstatement on the illegals who attacked NYPD officers and
were released. According to him “we didn’t have enough evidence,” even though they have footage of the assault happening.
This is the same DA Bragg who “had enough evidence” to indict Daniel Penny even though all of the other passengers thanked Penny. This is the same DA Bragg who “had enough evidence” to indict Trump.
People like DA Bragg don’t care about justice. It’s all political for them. Why are we still allowing these Soros funded DA’s to stay in office and destroy our communities?
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I guess it's a content of their character thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 03, 2024 10:45 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at February 03, 2024 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
Harvard has standards to further lower, you know.
Posted by: RickZ at February 03, 2024 10:45 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 03, 2024 10:45 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Miklos, uncomplaining at February 03, 2024 10:45 PM (S1Xkm)
It was hopping, with a long line of drive-thru customers and every table but one filled. Most popular place in town, for sure.
The service was great, and the food was OK. I'll came back when the line is less crowded.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Try the fish sandwich there, it's pretty good. And, unlike the McD's Filet-o-Fish, it's actually a piece of real fish, not a square patty manufactured from fish-like material and other possibly semi-edible substances.
Posted by: BillyD at February 03, 2024 10:46 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #04b at February 03, 2024 10:46 PM (qfLjt)
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Hey, that's my idea. Only, I was going to use 48" mower decks.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 03, 2024 10:46 PM (XnG/+)
Like it cooked in 5 minutes. Maybe less.
Ruined my cocktail hour.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2024 10:47 PM (Q4IgG)
My profound apologies for that bad memory. After driving there for a while, it made Roma and Napoli seen OK.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2024 10:48 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Skip
Well, you don't have to worry about calories or cholesterol.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 03, 2024 10:48 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: banana Dream
I want my photo taken next to the World's Largest Ball of Twine.
However, there appears to be some dispute among the Contenders.
Posted by: Miklos, needind a good Road Trip somewhere at February 03, 2024 10:48 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 10:44 PM
Yep, that museum punches WAY above its weight class!
SR-71 Blackbird and a space shuttle hanging from the ceiling.
Actual Mercury Redstone rocket outside.
Largest collection of Soviet space hardware outside of Russia.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:48 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Skip
Seriously. It's probably just an attempt to make some folks feel better about killing a bad guy.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 10:48 PM (WSTFK)
Why did I buy a 10 acre property again?
I think I'll have another Gimlet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2024 10:49 PM (XV/Pl)
It's an open invitation.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 03, 2024 10:49 PM (XnG/+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip
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Well, you don't have to worry about calories or cholesterol.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 03, 2024 10:48 PM (FVME7)
Plus, you don't have to worry about something repeating on you.
Posted by: RickZ at February 03, 2024 10:50 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2024 10:40 PM (fwDg9)
I always figured it was a kind of final no show of grace just before sending a man straight to hell.
Posted by: Robert at February 03, 2024 10:51 PM (Qexlu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:49 PM (u82oZ)
I think I've toured one but its been a while. At least the one where people & the government store things in.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 10:51 PM (Y6IkP)
http://tinyurl.com/bdc2kmc6
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #04b at February 03, 2024 10:46 PM
Wow, good find!
If not "our" Diogenes, then apparently there is another Diogenes with Moron tendencies!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:51 PM (HlyYF)
The western style of hanging is fairly quick and clean.
The eastern style (eg Iran), which the FNM doesn't care about, is brutal.
So if the eastern style is fine surely the western would be too right?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2024 10:52 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 10:44 PM
Yep, that museum punches WAY above its weight class!
SR-71 Blackbird and a space shuttle hanging from the ceiling.
Actual Mercury Redstone rocket outside.
Largest collection of Soviet space hardware outside of Russia.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Dad Gum, one of the Nation's best kept secrets smack dab in the middle of Kansas.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 03, 2024 10:52 PM (XnG/+)
Luxury! When I learned to drive, you signaled turns and stops by sticking your left arm out the window.
Posted by: boynsea at February 03, 2024 10:52 PM (z/uSE)
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 03, 2024 10:52 PM (MNhXM)
Every state has multiple beautiful landmarks /sites.
Where's the biggest ball of string?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2024 10:25 PM (63Dwl)
Cawker City, Kansas.
Posted by: BillyD at February 03, 2024 10:52 PM (F6Xpw)
(Only if he was getting a ride on Ole Sparky)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 10:52 PM (WSTFK)
It is really more of a light tan.
Florida has whiter sand, the rayciss bastards.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2024 10:53 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 10:53 PM (q3gwH)
The Cosmosphere is right up there with the Air and Space museum and SAC Museum.
Yet they had an error in their display on British double agents (turned German Abwehr spies) saving lives during the V2 attack on London. I sent a note to the museum director. I should see if they corrected their error.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:53 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2024 10:49 PM
When the cities collapse, you will appreciate it more!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:53 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
They take turns. Charleen too.
The other ones gets a $15 Walmart Gift Card, and a visit to the Day Spa Wanda runs in her single wide.
Posted by: Miklos, solver of potentially Problem Situations at February 03, 2024 10:53 PM (S1Xkm)
SR-71 Blackbird and a space shuttle hanging from the ceiling.
Actual Mercury Redstone rocket outside.
Largest collection of Soviet space hardware outside of Russia.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:48 PM (HlyYF)
They are, or at least were a whole prop company too. They did Ron Howard's from the earth to the moon cable series props and set design.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 10:54 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:54 PM (u82oZ)
The western style of hanging is fairly quick and clean.
The eastern style (eg Iran), which the FNM doesn't care about, is brutal.
So if the eastern style is fine surely the western would be too right?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2024 10:52 PM (ibTVg)
The NKVD/KGB/China version works well, too, a bullet to the back of the head. Just have to find the sons of bitches to do that job but I'm sure some could be found.
Posted by: RickZ at February 03, 2024 10:56 PM (emlEe)
1 week postpartum standing at the well [of the New Hampshire state house] fighting to enshrine the right to abortion in NH. This is leadership. #Fierce #nhpolitics
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
How can she look her baby in the face? People like her really are warped.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 10:56 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:56 PM (u82oZ)
>>I guess it's a content of their character thing.
The claiming lack of evidence while having a video tape of the assault is the Chef's Kiss.
I mean, it is what is, Bragg is sub-human vermin, and there's nothing that can be done about him.
He'll probably be "re-elected" by a higher margin, which isn't hard, he was elected by 19pct of registered voters.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2024 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)
Ok. To be fair I toured the state Capital in Topeka once and found it to be a marelo
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 10:57 PM (q3gwH)
In ancient societies it wasn't unusual for women to target the children of their female enemies.
I think you can look at the drive for abortion among western AWFLs as a continuation of that horrible means of competition.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2024 10:58 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 03, 2024 10:58 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I have long advocated that, as a follow up to the Deplorable Cookbook, there should be a Deplorable Travel Guide.
Posted by: Miklos on 15 Dollars a Day (at Happy Hour prices) at February 03, 2024 10:58 PM (S1Xkm)
Organ donation from prison is much covered up in the US. But the state executed are spared that. Other deaths in prison are open for excavation.
China is the big player in this.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:59 PM (u82oZ)
"Anything?"
"Yep."
"Tincture of cyanide. And coffee."
"Ha! Can't cheat the hangman!"
"Hmm. OK, human flesh."
"Off the menu. Hurry up, the chair is getting cold..."
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 10:59 PM (5HQE5)
I decided I can get my groceries in the morning.
Yes. I'm armed.
No, I've no intention of schooling those young people. Not in my purview.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2024 10:59 PM (9kQYH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 10:57 PM (q3gwH)
Joe? Joe Biden? Is that really you? What are you doing up so late?
Posted by: RickZ at February 03, 2024 10:59 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 11:00 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Zombie Art Bell at February 03, 2024 10:41 PM (V5BDR)
It's best when you can catch Mel in a good mood.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:00 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 11:00 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 03, 2024 11:00 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 11:00 PM (u82oZ)
SR-71 Blackbird and a space shuttle hanging from the ceiling.
Actual Mercury Redstone rocket outside.
Largest collection of Soviet space hardware outside of Russia.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:48 PM (HlyYF)
They are, or at least were a whole prop company too. They did Ron Howard's from the earth to the moon cable series props and set design.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 10:54 PM
Even more impressive are their summer space STEM programs.
My son did most of them over five years. Travelled all over the U.S. to various aerospace facilities.
Must have worked, he is now employed as an aerospace engineer.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 11:00 PM (HlyYF)
My intense dislike of fish sandwiches goes back to school lunches… those fish patties … woof.
Posted by: browndog remembers those days at February 03, 2024 10:34 PM (TTAGa)
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Boarding School, Nairobi, Kenya. Catholic school (American, Opus Dei, yeah!). Good food. Friday lunch was always a nice fish filet. Sundays never a sit-down lunch, just bread rolls with filling. This particular Sunday it was the leftover fish from Friday, ground up to a paste. I had my share and a friend's as he wasn't hungry. That night I discovered I was immune to food poisoning. Everybody in every dorm and the live-in Staff alll had the multiple trots to the bathroom all night. I slept through it all. To this day I've never had FP even when eating deli meat that smelled bad - hey when you're really hungry ....!
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #08 at February 03, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 11:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cobalt Blue
I liked fish sticks when I was a kid. The ones today aren't the same and they aren't as good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 11:01 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 10:44 PM (Y6IkP)
Agreed. Before I went there I was expecting a dusty Morton building on a corner of a wheat field with some third-rate junk that NASA left by the dumpster. It's actually a very nice facility with a lot of cool space stuff, including the largest collection of Soviet space hardware outside Russia. When we went they had Gus Grissom's Mercury capsule that had been recovered from the bottom of the Atlantic. I don't remember if that was a permanent exhibit, or just on loan there for a while.
Posted by: BillyD at February 03, 2024 11:01 PM (F6Xpw)
http://tinyurl.com/bdc2kmc6
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #04b at February 03, 2024 10:46 PM
Wow, good find!
If not "our" Diogenes, then apparently there is another Diogenes with Moron tendencies!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 10:51 PM (HlyYF)
***
Dang!
Not me. I'm not that clever.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:02 PM (W/lyH)
I should relocate before I start making incoherent noises and banging my head on the table.
There's a reason why I do all the cooking.
Posted by: PabloD at February 03, 2024 11:02 PM (x96/P)
No, I've no intention of schooling those young people.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2024 10:59 PM (9kQYH)
It takes a handgun to raze a village.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:03 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: Cobalt Blue
I liked fish sticks when I was a kid. The ones today aren't the same and they aren't as good.
Posted by: nerdygirl
I'm ashamed to admit that, as a kid, I ate fish sticks with ketchup.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 11:03 PM (WSTFK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 11:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2024 11:04 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: boynsea at February 03, 2024 11:04 PM (z/uSE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 11:00 PM
He is even taller if you are a scrawny 3rd-grader the first time you round that corner!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 11:04 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 03, 2024 11:06 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 11:06 PM (q3gwH)
May you all be blessed with warmth, comfort, and beautiful sights to see.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 11:07 PM (u82oZ)
Not me. I'm not that clever.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:02 PM
That is EXACTLY what a guy that hosts that site would say in a comments section that includes "Bob from NSA"!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 11:07 PM (HlyYF)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2024 11:07 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Neither are the codpieces.
Posted by: Miklos is on the Anachronistic Spectrum at February 03, 2024 11:07 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 11:07 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 03, 2024 11:08 PM (CHHv1)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip
Now see?
He CAN be a good young man!
Posted by: Auntie Miklos at February 03, 2024 11:08 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: PabloD at February 03, 2024 11:09 PM (x96/P)
The grape flavored one had the straw covering the leading G, thus it was "RAPE" flavored...
Well, it you try to drink it, I bet your ass will feel that way eventually.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 11:07 PM
Night NaCly!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 11:09 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: PabloD at February 03, 2024 11:09 PM (x96/P)
Japan's not known for flatness AFAIK...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
Where I live.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 11:00 PM (u82oZ)
I'm a city boy from Wichita and went to WSU. But I spent a lot of time driving up north towards Manhattan & Topeka & KC in my college days. Also my wife and her family lives around Saline County a bit west of the flint hills. But I really enjoy the scenery up in your parts.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 11:10 PM (Y6IkP)
Not me. I'm not that clever.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:02 PM
That is EXACTLY what a guy that hosts that site would say in a comments section that includes "Bob from NSA"!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 11:07 PM (HlyYF)
***
Check out her photo.
I'm not that good looking either.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:10 PM (W/lyH)
Of course they HAD to say something since FJB finally authorized weak retaliatory strikes.
MFM are so horrible.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2024 11:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: boynsea at February 03, 2024 11:04 PM (z/uSE)
I've got some Capri Sun you can drink with it (see comment #23
...Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 11:03 PM (WSTFK)
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This is the proper way.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 11:04 PM (u82oZ)
Supremely satisfied. 1920 farmhouse, chicken coop, rabbit hutch, fenced for Canis Zod Sr and Jr, quiet except for early-morning ag traffic, near the water, solid people, very rural, good place to raise a family of Aztec slaves. Waterfowling just ended. Muskrat festival was today. Crabs and peaches-and-cream corn in a few months. Thanks for asking, couldn't be more pleased.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:12 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 03, 2024 11:12 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: davidt
I haven't been to Arby's in a while but they used to have a good Reuben and chicken strips that were pieces of white meat chicken, not ground up stuff.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 11:13 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 11:03 PM (WSTFK)
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This is the proper way.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Not Malt Vinegar
or
Tartar sauce?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)
Except for many of their wimmenz.
Not all, just many.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 03, 2024 11:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 03, 2024 11:14 PM (XnG/+)
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 03, 2024 11:14 PM (MNhXM)
Walgreens in San Francisco and Oakland to re-open after hiring ZOD Security Services.
According to a press release, "Shoplifters shall kneel, while contemplating their miserable existences and unpleasant fates".
Posted by: MiklosWatch at February 03, 2024 11:14 PM (S1Xkm)
The grape flavored one had the straw covering the leading G, thus it was "RAPE" flavored...
Well, it you try to drink it, I bet your ass will feel that way eventually.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:09 PM
If Trayvon had some "purple drank" that potent readily available to him, he would still be alive today. (Maybe.)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 11:15 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:15 PM (5HQE5)
But, hey, I actually like a Filet-O once or twice a year
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 03, 2024 11:16 PM (sJHOI)
The western style of hanging is fairly quick and clean.
Posted by: 18-1
Maybe chemical execution is easier on the people who have to perform the execution?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 11:16 PM (0Htd1)
I'm not that good looking either.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:10 PM
Got it.
It's your wife's site!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 11:17 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 11:03 PM (WSTFK)
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This is the proper way.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Need input from Uncle Palp on this.
Posted by: Miklos defers at February 03, 2024 11:17 PM (S1Xkm)
Walgreens in San Francisco and Oakland to re-open after hiring ZOD Security Services.
According to a press release, "Shoplifters shall kneel, while contemplating their miserable existences and unpleasant fates".
Posted by: MiklosWatch at February 03, 2024 11:14 PM (S1Xkm)
***
Pay Per View gold!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:17 PM (W/lyH)
Local news is begging for food to stock local food banks, spouting statistics of those that are hungry.
I always quip that I suffer hunger three times a day.
I learned recently that our county has some position that is a "coordinator" for the local charitable food banks. Apparently the food banks move about $250m each year. Holy shit.
Does my county really need a "coordinator" bringing down $100k? Fuck that.
LOL
I know now why I typically shun the local and network news.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2024 11:18 PM (ufFY8)
My profound apologies for that bad memory. After driving there for a while, it made Roma and Napoli seen OK.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 03, 2024 10:47 PM (u82oZ)
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Rome? I know what you mean. But I have been told by my Old Organic Prof that nothing beats Turkey. These were the words on a postcard from there, as I remember them: 'Taxi drivers are maniacs. Once they get into 3rd gear they won't shift down so they don't slow down or stop for anything: chickens, dogs, people, bicycles, cars!' (shifting down would consume more gas). Remember in Europe most cars are manual.
Posted by: Ciampino - drivers around the world at February 03, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
Couldn't read that Business Insider article about the 40 most beautiful places in the US. No account for the site. Oh well. Just 40? Seems low.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 03, 2024 11:18 PM (v9vY1)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 11:04 PM (HlyYF)
I vividly remember as a kid on a tour of the state house seeing there was a part of the big mural with a series of small pigs painted with names on them. The tour guide explained that the artist wasn't paid entirely what he was promised so he painted in the pigs and the names of the politicians that stiffed him. Well the state painted over it but then had someone in modern times uncover the pigs for historical purposes. But I can't find any record of it now.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 11:18 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:20 PM (5HQE5)
*cracks knuckles*
*hollers up the stairs*
"HEY POOKY, HOW FAR ARE YOU WILLING TO GO TO PROTECT THE HONOR OF OUR TULIP FESTIVAL? WAIT, WHEN DID YOU GET A CHAINSAW?!"
Posted by: pookysgirl is actually less than half Dutch at February 03, 2024 11:20 PM (dtlDP)
Actually I would think it would be easier.
The chemical cocktail requires medical knowledge and equipment. So you need a med tech if not a doctor doing his normal stuff but to kill people.
Hanging requires tying a rope and putting it on someone's neck.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2024 11:20 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2024 11:18 PM
I didn't know that story!
I should probably take a small can of turpentine with me the next time I am at the Capitol!
If I get caught, I will just start screaming about GLOBAL WARMING, which seems to function as a get out of jail free card.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 11:22 PM (HlyYF)
I'm not that good looking eitherosted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:10 PM
Got it.
It's your wife's site!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2024 11:17 PM (HlyYF)
***
Yeah well she's not that...ahhh...no. Not her.
Mrs D is not a blonde.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:22 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - drivers around the world at February 03, 2024 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
He is correct. Incirlik and Antalya drivers were lunatics. All named Mehmet or Mehmoot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 03, 2024 11:22 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 03, 2024 11:23 PM (WvGHv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2024 11:23 PM (XeU6L)
A little after 8 here on the left coast and all is quiet in my part of the OC. Svengoolie on in the background, cold beer on the desk in front of me. Life is good.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 03, 2024 11:24 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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I've heard stories about taxis in Egypt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2024 11:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2024 11:25 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: 18-1
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This not as easy as you might think.
Posted by: Jussie Smollett at February 03, 2024 11:27 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: boynsea at February 03, 2024 11:27 PM (z/uSE)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Taxis!?
Luxury.
In Sinop we had a bus. One. Driven by Mustafa. Bastard was drunk all the time.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 10:01 PM (WSTFK)
You know, she might clean up OK. She might be a good date, and you know she's hot to trot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2024 11:28 PM (tkR6S)
I saw how Magyars drove Trabants in the 80s.
I assess what they say as TRUE
Posted by: Miklos, former Trabi pilot at February 03, 2024 11:28 PM (S1Xkm)
Burning requires a Weber Grill-Chimney, bundles of fags, some gasoline, flint and steel, a stake, chains, an audience, a church in the background, an overcast sky, screaming, other stuff.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:28 PM (5HQE5)
Pikers.
I have been doing this for 94 years.
But, it heralds spring, so good on you.
Posted by: Holland, Michigan at February 03, 2024 11:29 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: boynsea at February 03, 2024 11:27 PM (z/uSE)
Much worse.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 03, 2024 11:29 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Seeking the CG of a riding mower can be a thrilling experience.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2024 11:29 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 11:30 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: boynsea at February 03, 2024 11:04 PM (z/uSE)
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Never tried sushi. I like fish but cooked.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #9 at February 03, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 03, 2024 10:08 PM (aA3+G)
You are now retired, too? Congratulations! Fist bump!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2024 11:30 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 03, 2024 11:23 PM (WvGHv)
It's stupid that you can't find it anywhere online, but Hardee's had a commercial of a guy showing up for jury selection in an executioner's getup complete with axe. I think his line was "I'm a firm believer in justice" or something like that. The Hardee's tagline of "If you're gonna go, go all out" became a family motto.
Posted by: pookysgirl's family's creativity can be terrifying at February 03, 2024 11:30 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 03, 2024 11:31 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: boynsea at February 03, 2024 11:04 PM (z/uSE)
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Never tried sushi. I like fish but cooked.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #9 at February 03, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
Some sushi is cooked, like unagi.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)
The western style of hanging is fairly quick and clean.
Posted by: 18-1
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Walk down a San Francisco street and ask the vendor, 'hey, you wanna' OD a guy?' OK, get your stuff and here's your ticket to
Kansas. There'll be a grand for you - you do the job clean.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 03, 2024 11:31 PM (XnG/+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: pookysgirl is actually less than half Dutch
For the record, my intentions regarding any Tulip Festival are entirely honorable.
Posted by: Miklos, tying to stay out of additional trouble at February 03, 2024 11:31 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 03, 2024 11:32 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 11:30 PM (q3gwH)
I'm sorry sir, but I'm booked up all week.
Posted by: Executioner, just before pulling the lever on the cowboy and his horse at February 03, 2024 11:32 PM (ufFY8)
Never tried sushi. I like fish but cooked.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #9
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God gave us fire for a reason.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 03, 2024 11:32 PM (XnG/+)
Posted by: boynsea at February 03, 2024 11:27 PM (z/uSE)
Mosul, Iraq, does not have a golf course. Or toilet paper.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:32 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: pookysgirl is actually less than half Dutch
For the record, my intentions regarding any Tulip Festival are entirely honorable.
Posted by: Miklos, tying to stay out of additional trouble at February 03, 2024 11:31 PM (S1Xkm)
Do you get an occasional dim bulb?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 11:33 PM (RIvkX)
Never tried sushi. I like fish but cooked.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #9
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God gave us fire for a reason.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 03, 2024 11:32 PM (XnG/+)
Yeah, but look what I got for it.
Posted by: Prometheus at February 03, 2024 11:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: GWB at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (32nmx)
Or the blade brakes are all disabled, which is my standard go-to when I get a new junk lawnmower. So easy to do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2024 11:33 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: boynsea
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Cairo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y_NiOvvALc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2024 11:34 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 03, 2024 11:31 PM (XnG/+)
William S. Burroughs, "The Soft Machine."
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:34 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: ZOD
You should visit.
Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and self-serve open tequila bar with real-life re-enactments at February 03, 2024 11:34 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: GWB at February 03, 2024 10:11 PM (32nmx)
Or the blade brakes are all disabled, which is my standard go-to when I get a new junk lawnmower. So easy to do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2024 11:33 PM (tkR6S)
My lawnmower is so old it doesn't have hand brakes...it's electric, so when I hit the switch, it turns on, ready to chop weeds, fingers, and feet, regardless if I'm there or not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:35 PM (ynpvh)
Any article that addresses 'The 100 Most', '50 Most', etc. is just click bait, for lack of a better term. Mostly just opinion, backed by not much actual experience.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
On the cover of The Rolling Stone
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2024 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr. Benway at February 03, 2024 11:35 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 11:30 PM (q3gwH)
The one in Robin Hood: Men In Tights was funny as well. "No noose is good news!"
Wait, was that the same guy? Or was Mel Brooks just repurposing a character?
Posted by: pookysgirl does not roam around the forest looking for fights (it's more of a cornfield) at February 03, 2024 11:35 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: pookysgirl's family's creativity can be terrifying at February 03, 2024 11:30 PM (dtlDP)
My Battery commander get called for an Article 32 Board (think military jury duty). As he were being interviewed by counsel, he was fiddling with a piece of rope and made a hang man's noose. The judge advocate General dismissed him and called the battalion commander to complain. That commander told my boss to teach everyone how to make a hang mans noose.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:36 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at February 03, 2024 11:37 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 03, 2024 11:37 PM (XnG/+)
Posted by: ZOD
Honey, fire ants and razor wire.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2024 11:39 PM (dKg40)
Does my county really need a "coordinator" bringing down $100k? Fuck that.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
So, in the immortal words of a Chicago commentator, "Whose 19 year old nephew is going to get the gubmint job?"
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2024 11:39 PM (0Htd1)
Proud sponsor of the Candle Cove children's TV show.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 03, 2024 11:39 PM (xttsV)
1. Hanging
2. Burning
3. Firing squad
4. The blade brakes are all disabled
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:39 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: pookysgirl, five seconds from the fridge, seven if she has to dodge a cat at February 03, 2024 11:39 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: jim
No
But the wooden shoe works well with the peg leg.
Posted by: Cap'm Miklos, only moderately piratical at February 03, 2024 11:39 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2024 11:39 PM (dKg40)
Construction paper, eyeball, salt water, giggling third-graders.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:41 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: Miklos agrees at February 03, 2024 11:41 PM (S1Xkm)
Second time I thought I would die was even.worse. taxi driver took us on a route through a bad part of town and suddenly there were 6 guts standing across the road, blocking traffic.. Taxi driver stuck his head out the window and said "hey you know me we're friends!" And Incredibly, they let us pass.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 11:41 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:36 PM (W/lyH)
It's a useful skill!
Posted by: pookysgirl never got taught knot-tying in Christian Girl Scouts at February 03, 2024 11:41 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:42 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2024 11:42 PM (W/lyH)
There's a place worse that Rome, Italy?
Posted by: boynsea at February 03, 2024 11:27 PM (z/uSE)
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See Roman roads were designed with chariots and wagons in mind and not every Roman had a chariot .....!
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #10 at February 03, 2024 11:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Hillary bathory, bathing in the blood of illegal virgins at February 03, 2024 11:44 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: nurse ratched
She called me "Honey" Posted by: Miklos agrees at February 03, 2024 11:41 PM (S1Xkm)
I know, right?
Erection.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:44 PM (5HQE5)
(Only if he was getting a ride on Ole Sparky)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 03, 2024 10:52 PM (WSTFK)
Give him the steak raw, and then ask him how well he wants it done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2024 11:44 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 03, 2024 11:45 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: pookysgirl, surrounded by cultists at February 03, 2024 11:45 PM (dtlDP)
We call ours Tulip Time also (not sure if that is official, I think it is the Holland Tulip Festival).
In 2012 we had a warm spell, so all the tulips bloomed early. I still have my "2012 Stem Fest" black T-shirt.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2024 11:45 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Try the bus ride from Guadalajara to Puerto Vallarta.
I happened to a have a bottle of Korean Suju.
Which I drank, so that at least I could die kinda happy.
Posted by: Miklos has had near death experiences at February 03, 2024 11:47 PM (S1Xkm)
I CAN'T BREATHE painted in caps on a back-street of Chestertown.
New hotness:
Black paint edit to read I CAN BREED.
Mutated.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:47 PM (5HQE5)
Klompen dancers for the win!
Did the girls wear 'kissers'?
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2024 11:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2024 11:48 PM (q3gwH)
Mrs. DIG feels the need to watch SNL.
Host is some black chick, and of course she made stupid jokes about race in her opener.
Ugh. Now AOC. Although they did call her a 'mid'. (i.e. not hot).
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2024 11:49 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2024 11:45 PM (ufFY
Probably about every five years or so it's a Stem Festival here. If I think it's going to be one, I put Pookette and her cousin in their costumes and do their photos a week early.
Posted by: pookysgirl has gotten very good at straightening lace kerchiefs at February 03, 2024 11:49 PM (dtlDP)
Like tears...in the rain.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:49 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: Miklos has actually clogged, but may have forgotten at February 03, 2024 11:51 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2024 11:52 PM (ufFY8)
11:51 EST. Hungry.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:52 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 03, 2024 11:52 PM (nIWkh)
Posted by: Miklos anticipates Line of Punch at February 03, 2024 11:53 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: Miklos has yet to dine at February 03, 2024 11:54 PM (S1Xkm)
Like tears...in the rain.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:49 PM (5HQE5)
In India, they just leave the cars by the side of the road on rural stretches...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 03, 2024 11:55 PM (ln6cw)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 03, 2024 11:55 PM (ln6cw)
It was Allah's will.
Posted by: Mo-ham-head at February 03, 2024 11:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2024 11:56 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Not checking that
Posted by: Snopes says Nope at February 03, 2024 11:56 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:56 PM (5HQE5)
Hanging requires tying a rope and putting it on someone's neck.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2024 11:20 PM (ibTVg)
Yes. And "death by lethal injection" turns what should be a righteous killing into a sham medical intervention.
I, for one, would have no problem with discharging a 9 mm into the back of the skull of some monster who raped and murdered a child.
We should not torture the bastards to death, however much they might deserve, but neither should we "put them down" mercifully as though they were beloved pets. Hanging or gunshot works well. But hanging requires some skill and preparation on the part of the hangman. Any goober can pull the trigger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2024 11:57 PM (tkR6S)
Oddsmakers shocked, jump from skyscrapers en masse.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:56 PM (5HQE5)
Was there any competition?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Oddsmakers shocked, jump from skyscrapers en masse.
Posted by: ZOD
Only 96% of oddsmakers
Posted by: Snopes says Nope, again at February 03, 2024 11:58 PM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: mindful webworker - time traveler at February 03, 2024 11:59 PM (9O6qm)
Clicked through. Saw the mug shot. Not sure the naked version would be apeeling.
Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2024 12:00 AM (DgGvY)
Meh.
Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2024 11:42 PM
She turned me into a newt!
I got better.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 12:00 AM (HlyYF)
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - time traveler at February 03, 2024 11:59 PM (9O6qm)
https://youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 12:01 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 03, 2024 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
A witch, a blue-eyed flesh-eater. The guy from "Fat Albert" who wasn't cool. A guy named "Dean."
Competition of a sort.
Posted by: ZOD at February 04, 2024 12:01 AM (5HQE5)
Posted by: jim
No
The SC Dem party (and some others) decided to forego the inconvenience and expense of a primary, caucus, or anything else.
Our Precious Democracy, or Something
Posted by: Miklos c'est tres amusee at February 04, 2024 12:02 AM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at February 04, 2024 12:02 AM (snyZJ)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 04, 2024 12:07 AM (WvGHv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ZOD at February 04, 2024 12:08 AM (5HQE5)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 04, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
Night, Jim. I know you are struggling with bereavement. Hang in there, buddy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:08 AM (tkR6S)
https://mol.im/a/13042735
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #11 at February 04, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: ZOD at February 04, 2024 12:10 AM (5HQE5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:10 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Montec at February 04, 2024 12:11 AM (jlHX0)
Married Minnesota mom, 38, is arrested 'for sexually abusing two 15 year-old boys at the same time after sneaking into their hotel room following staycation argument with husband'
https://mol.im/a/13042563
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #12 at February 04, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13042735
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #11 at February 04, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)
Go long on Ouija Boards.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:12 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Montec at February 04, 2024 12:12 AM (jlHX0)
Posted by: PabloD at February 04, 2024 12:12 AM (x96/P)
For a few days in less than two weeks!!!!! Haven't seen him since October.
So excited!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 12:13 AM (zbJ2L)
In the days before laughing gas, it was customary to get the patient roaring drunk before the operation, I believe.
Queen Victoria chose the newfangled anesthesia for childbirth a little after the toothpuller's hat guy plied his trade (early 19th Century), so... he narrowly missed the age of painless dentistry.
Posted by: mnw at February 04, 2024 12:15 AM (NLIak)
https://mol.im/a/13042563
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #12 at February 04, 2024 12:12 AM (qfLjt)
Defense lawyer, on cross: "Did you feel abused?"
15 year old "victim" "Hell no, I fucked her brains out."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:16 AM (tkR6S)
The pinnacle: You buy the one that has AM and PM containers on the same box. And you remove your spectacles to squint at the difference.
No one wants to mix up Nervive with HCTZ.
Posted by: ZOD at February 04, 2024 12:17 AM (5HQE5)
15 year old "victim" "Hell no, I fucked her brains out."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
My adolescence was missing...something
Posted by: Miklos thinks IT'S NOT FAIR at February 04, 2024 12:17 AM (S1Xkm)
Clicked through. Saw the mug shot. Not sure the naked version would be apeeling.
Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2024 12:00 AM (DgGvY)
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I wasn't grateful to see that. You don't want your dangle peeled or cored to a dingle.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #13 at February 04, 2024 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
For a few days in less than two weeks!!!!! Haven't seen him since October.
So excited!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2024 12:13 AM
Nice!
As an added bonus, you will now be able to go to the grocery store in the evening.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 12:19 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 12:19 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 12:20 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 04, 2024 12:20 AM (R4t5M)
The 15 year old boy is legally unable to consent to sex.
But if he wants "weedwhacker" whacked, then OKAY!!!
Posted by: Miklos is confuse at February 04, 2024 12:20 AM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 12:21 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: mnw at February 04, 2024 12:21 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2024 12:21 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 12:19 AM (HlyYF)
381
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 12:20 AM (HlyYF)
382 Barrel time.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
We'll have a barrel of fun
Posted by: Herr Professor Doktor Barrel at February 04, 2024 12:21 AM (S1Xkm)
But if he wants "weedwhacker" whacked, then OKAY!!!
Posted by: Miklos is confuse at February 04, 2024 12:20 AM (S1Xkm)
There is a reason the double standard exists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:23 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
I left an almost full half-pint of rye in the cleaning supplies cabinet (always empty).
Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at February 04, 2024 12:23 AM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:10 AM (tkR6S)
Then you have the four AM/MID/PM/NIGHT organizer boxes per day.
It gets complicated.
Posted by: RickZ at February 04, 2024 12:25 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 12:26 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at February 04, 2024 12:23 AM
Thanks. Sounds better than Valu-rite vodka!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 04, 2024 12:27 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #14 at February 04, 2024 12:28 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos did not laugh at February 04, 2024 12:29 AM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:29 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #14 at February 04, 2024 12:28 AM (qfLjt)
Strokes out.
Posted by: Pete Bootygag at February 04, 2024 12:31 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:29 AM (tkR6S)
Darned dirndls. Always blocking the scenic Chesty Mountains.
Posted by: RickZ at February 04, 2024 12:32 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
The italicans invaded one comment above yours. You can save your Barrel Boots for another day.
Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2024 12:33 AM (DgGvY)
Then you have the four AM/MID/PM/NIGHT organizer boxes per day.
It gets complicated.
Posted by: RickZ at February 04, 2024 12:25 AM (emlEe)
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I do have AM and PM, I use old Walgreens vials. Being 29 I have to be attentive that I pick pinl tops for AM and white yops for PM .... wait, is that FM?
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #15 at February 04, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2024 12:35 AM (RIvkX)
I do have AM and PM, I use old Walgreens vials. Being 29 I have to be attentive that I pick pinl tops for AM and white yops for PM .... wait, is that FM?
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Try again:
...... that I pick pink tops for AM and white tops for PM .... wait, is that FM?
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #15a at February 04, 2024 12:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #15 at February 04, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
I saw the White Yops open for the Four Tops at the hippodrome in '65.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:37 AM (tkR6S)
But if he wants "weedwhacker" whacked, then OKAY!!!
Posted by: Miklos is confuse at February 04, 2024 12:20 AM (S1Xkm)
I believe the correct term is tallywacker.
Posted by: Mr. Carter at February 04, 2024 12:37 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:29 AM (tkR6S)
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Schnitzel, braten, or wurst?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2024 12:37 AM (RIvkX)
Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen are all working overnight.
Charleen is at Denny's, which is considered declassee among the Waffle House Family.
At least no demands will be placed upon me until shortly after 6 AM.
Posted by: Miklos will lie back and think of Jeff Davis' wife at February 04, 2024 12:37 AM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:29 AM (tkR6S)
Darned dirndls. Always blocking the scenic Chesty Mountains.
Posted by: RickZ at February 04, 2024 12:32 AM (emlEe)
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Chesty Mountains? You mean like the grand ole Tetons?
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #16 at February 04, 2024 12:38 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Posted by: Dan Rather Not at February 04, 2024 12:39 AM (S1Xkm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:41 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2024 12:37 AM (RIvkX)
None of the above. A slab of some sort of meat loaf like bologna, smothered in brown gravy, with homefries and kraut. It was yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:43 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2024 11:33 PM (RIvkX)
400
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2024 12:35 AM (RIvkX)
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I meant to do that
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2024 12:43 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Miklos on 15 Dollars a Day (at Happy Hour prices) at February 03, 2024 10:58 PM (S1Xkm)
I'd buy one.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 04, 2024 12:44 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2024 12:44 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:41 AM (tkR6S)
He's a keyboard wizard, . . .
Posted by: The 'ho (Updated) at February 04, 2024 12:45 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2024 12:46 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2024 12:44 AM (RIvkX)
Me, too. A good meatloaf is thing of beauty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:47 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2024 12:21 AM (XeU6L)
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Town in Lazio, just south of Rome City, part of Greater Rome and site of the old Rome International Airport until sometime in the 1960s when Fiumicino was opened. Still used as a military, local and domestic, or alternative. Most importantly Ciampino happens to be my birthplace.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #17 at February 04, 2024 12:47 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2024 12:44 AM (RIv
There's the Loaf Family and their cousins, The Tin Family of chopped meat products.
Posted by: RickZ at February 04, 2024 12:48 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 04, 2024 12:53 AM (L8hCM)
https://nowyourecookingrecipes.com/mock-duck-stuffed-steak/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:53 AM (tkR6S)
Mike Gill DIES five days after being shot by carjacker: Former Trump administration official was collecting lawyer wife from work in DC
https://mol.im/a/13042737
Carjacking should be a 25 to life. If violence or a weapon is used (any weapon) and/or children/old people/pets are left in the vehicle then death sentence. No appeals.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #19 at February 04, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: RickZ at February 04, 2024 12:57 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 04, 2024 12:57 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #19 at February 04, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)
Sentence for carjacking should be carjerking. Put the perp in the middle of an intersection, put a tight noose around each of his 4 limbs, and attach the other end of each rope to the trailer hitch of a powerful car. At the drop of a flag, all four driver floorboard the throttle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 12:59 AM (tkR6S)
https://mol.im/a/13041281
This sounds like an echo of DC, NYC, etc. - democraps.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #20 at February 04, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt)
When Saddam was marched into the execution chamber, he initially went weak-kneed at the sight of the gallows and rope.
But, gathered himself, and was reported to have said: "... why should I fear, this is the end, it is the way of all flesh." , or words very close to that, as I recall.
Reported by one of the party that administered the hanging.
Now, Saddam was as a murderous a thug that ever bore the medals, mustache and beret.
But walking up those gallows stairs with a bit of elan, at the end. That's GOING TO HELL, in Style.
Hope ol' stan turned it down from 496f to 495f, out of respect?
*sips bourbon* (shuddup, I poured it 40 minutes ago, when I got home from work)... ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2024 01:04 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 04, 2024 01:05 AM (L8hCM)
https://mol.im/a/13041281
This sounds like an echo of DC, NYC, etc. - democraps.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #20 at February 04, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt)
He should have stuck with Wife No. 1. Dumbfuck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 01:05 AM (tkR6S)
Bystanders fight Florida man accused of beating dog with chain
http://tinyurl.com/mpv5z2en
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #21 at February 04, 2024 01:06 AM (qfLjt)
Harrison's sentence was "That you be led to the place from whence you came, and from thence be drawn upon a hurdle to the place of execution, and then you shall be hanged by the neck and, being alive, shall be cut down, and your privy members to be cut off, and your entrails be taken out of your body and, you living, the same to be burnt before your eyes, and your head to be cut off, your body to be divided into four-quarters, and head and quarters to be disposed of at the pleasure of the King's majesty. And the Lord have mercy on your soul."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2024 01:06 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ZOD at February 04, 2024 01:08 AM (5HQE5)
Posted by: ZOD at February 04, 2024 01:09 AM (5HQE5)
http://tinyurl.com/5har7yu8
Now how about firing every single person that was involved in hiring this pervert? This is not the example of a man we want to give small children.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #22 at February 04, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2024 01:10 AM (V8he0)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Because back then they were deep-fried in beef tallow... ;-)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at February 04, 2024 01:11 AM (VPZWm)
But walking up those gallows stairs with a bit of elan, at the end. That's GOING TO HELL, in Style.
Hope ol' stan turned it down from 496f to 495f, out of respect?
*sips bourbon* (shuddup, I poured it 40 minutes ago, when I got home from work)... ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2024 01:04 AM (e6UQI)
He knew how to wear a hat, too:
http://tinyurl.com/3mueupmn
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 01:11 AM (tkR6S)
You never sausage such fingers as his!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2024 01:12 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #22 at February 04, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
A man we want to give to small children. Small children armed with Elmers glue, safety scissors, macaroni, handcuffs, cotton balls, finger-paint, duct tape, Lunchables, pipe cleaners, construction paper, hydrochloric acid, Play-Doh, Bunsen burners...
Posted by: ZOD at February 04, 2024 01:15 AM (5HQE5)
https://mol.im/a/13042903
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #23 at February 04, 2024 01:17 AM (qfLjt)
In that photo, he's firing a Ruger M-77, RSI carbine. 18" barrel, Mannlicher stock. I know, I used to own one.
Mine was in .308 Winchester. With a fixed, Leupold 6x40, Gold Ring scope.
Killed many deer with that rig, I did. Mine was a Mk 1 M-77. I think Saddam's was, too. "Eraser Red" rubber butt pad. The Mk II has the (very) dark brown butt pad.
These are carbines that DO appreciate in value faster than the stock market and/or rate of inflation. If you get one, KEEP one.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2024 01:18 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2024 01:23 AM (V8he0)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #24 at February 04, 2024 01:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at February 04, 2024 01:28 AM (ny95y)
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 04, 2024 01:28 AM (Zodq1)
You never sausage such fingers as his!
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2024 01:12 AM (e6UQI)
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V.g.
But that is the wurst I've heard tonight.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #25 at February 04, 2024 01:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #24 at February 04, 2024 01:27 AM (qfLjt)
Now do the southern border, Bill.
Posted by: ZOD at February 04, 2024 01:32 AM (5HQE5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2024 11:57 PM (tkR6S)
Is that you, Alec Baldwin ?
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2024 01:33 AM (T4tVD)
http://tinyurl.com/5rp8ptkt
What's the statute of limitation for this 'crime'?
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat #26 at February 04, 2024 01:37 AM (qfLjt)
http://tinyurl.com/5rp8ptkt
What's the statute of limitation for this 'crime'?
Posted by: Ciampino
Apparently never. I am waiting for people to be exiled to secret cities in the remotest parts of Alaska.
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 04, 2024 01:42 AM (Zodq1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2024 01:49 AM (tkR6S)
So it appears SoCal will be visited by some storminess that is something that is usually visited upon the center of our dwindling Republic.
My guy of the Cali Weather Watch is going to be live streaming when TSHTF coming Sunday evening.
Hell, I've taken to sandbagging areas on the north side of Nightwatch manor and placed push brooms to funnel any standing water out my side gate if it gets that intense. All my boys have storm coats and waders if they have to get out in the mayhem though there has been some talk about potential (low probability) tornado warnings which gives me some pause.
Either way...gonna be a very interesting next few days around here.
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 04, 2024 01:51 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
The correct response to "where is the stud finder?" is "why bother with the middleman?"
Posted by: mikeski at February 04, 2024 01:56 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 04, 2024 02:02 AM (TDvv2)
Central CA here... weather guy said it would rain yesterday... nada..
Said it would rain right now... nothin yet.
Supposed to rain tomorrow... not holdin my breath.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2024 02:07 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2024 02:13 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: MAxIE at February 04, 2024 02:20 AM (twxj3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2024 01:06
That's a nice touch at the end.
Bet the sentence was not recommended by a Soros-backed DA.
Posted by: Farmer at February 04, 2024 02:32 AM (55Qr6)
I think she believed this would be beneficial for her. Even more sad was that the cold open appears to be the only part of the show that was written. I know, I know ... SNL ain't what she used to be. But they're recycling bits from the Thirties or earlier now. They actually trotted out the old thermos joke ("it keeps the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold - how do it know?") that may have passed its freshness date in 1903.
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 04, 2024 02:51 AM (ENHQb)
I lay the blame upon the Jimmy Fallonization effect. After him, comedy became a secondary consideration, and the rot has spread throughout late night entertainment. You wouldn't have had a James Corden without Fallon, for example, which is indictment enough.
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 04, 2024 03:01 AM (ENHQb)
Posted by: JQ at February 04, 2024 03:13 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at February 04, 2024 03:14 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Toronto May Be Fictional at February 04, 2024 02:51 AM (ENHQb)
LOL you put that better than SNL would!
Posted by: m at February 04, 2024 03:16 AM (klLID)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 04, 2024 01:05 AM (L8hCM)
; )
Posted by: m at February 04, 2024 03:23 AM (klLID)
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 04, 2024 01:42 AM (Zodq1)
Too fuckin late on that count. They busted a couple in Homer, AK because she looked kinda like a woman they saw in some video from Jan 6. She wasn't there. They busted down her door, at her B&B, restrained her and her husband and their clients staying there, stole her computer, and left with threats. Never did fix the door or return the computer or apologize.
Fuckin' feds.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 04, 2024 03:28 AM (sRfrW)
Small-town life *is* nice. Men still open doors for me. Always, I thank them! One courtesy deserves another, yes?
Posted by: JQ at February 04, 2024 03:31 AM (njWTi)
Somebody has to do it.
Posted by: m at February 04, 2024 03:31 AM (klLID)
And I wonder, whatever happened to commenter vendette? Been a long time, and I believe she went *there* too. And then had some issues. And then *radio silence*
Hope she's ok!
Posted by: JQ at February 04, 2024 03:34 AM (njWTi)
Not that V. Day is particularly important, of course.
Posted by: JQ at February 04, 2024 03:43 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 04, 2024 03:49 AM (v9vY1)
He said the county sheriff and deputies came by frequently, not for friendly visits, but to try to snoop around. Because they couldn't see into his yard, he supposed. They did everything *but* get a warrant.
This dude was what you'd call squeaky clean and came from a prominent (good) local family. WTH?
Posted by: JQ at February 04, 2024 03:51 AM (njWTi)
There was a lady at work what had the most gorgeous eyes. And I am not at all ghey... but... those eyes!
Posted by: JQ at February 04, 2024 03:54 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at February 04, 2024 04:02 AM (njWTi)
He also makes some banging Xmas music videos which raise a fair sum for charity. An all-round good bloke.
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