Elephant Dunking Clinic Cafe

The main drag in Banff, Alberta, Canada
by @stevint from roaming the planet on IG

How many drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Answer: One.)

but why

The entire nation of Japan has dedicated itself to freaking me out.

On the other hand, their work in the rain gutter design space is faultless.

Elephants are given Christmas trees as snacks at the Berlin Zoo. Now that's recycling I can get behind.

Man saves a baby deer which has fallen down a well and winds up with a herd of new frenz.

It may be an 80 million year old "frill shark." It might just be an ugly wet Muppet. Who can say for certain?

Catch as cat can.

Crazy BMX.

Double elephant dunk! 🐘🏀

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Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 07:32 PM (MvF+J)

2 TRUMP

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 25, 2024 07:32 PM (a5v4x)

3 I saw "Poor Things" today. Gothic steampunk horror sex romp. "Frankenhooker Unbound". If you like this kind of movie, then this is the kind of movie you'd like.

Me, I liked it a lot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 25, 2024 07:33 PM (+RQPJ)

4 * sniffs ambient bouquet *

Thank you, Ace!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

5 Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele
Elephant on a truck.

http://tinyurl.com/38th7h6h
16 seconds; a SMALL truck!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:34 PM (2yu8s)

6 Re: frill shark

Whenever my fish got that kind of curvature to their spines it was a sign that they were about to die.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 25, 2024 07:35 PM (ou9hh)

7 Justin clapping like a fag at a Senators' game:

Just Bins @JustBins
Because everyone is making a Trudeau clapping video today.

http://tinyurl.com/fujdfxtd
6 seconds; soundtrack matches okay.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:36 PM (2yu8s)

8 I hated my sister's dolls when I was a kid and that was just because their eyes would open and close. Gave me nightmares. That thing? I would never sleep, probably set traps around my bed&door, lego caltrops, be in the corner with my slingshot and marbles. Shudder.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 07:37 PM (Y6IkP)

9 Drunk elephants? What they ate fermented coconuts?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:39 PM (JMu4f)

10 Coulda done the drone/lightbulb thing a lot faster if it wasn't packing a grenade in the housing for Russia and/or Ukrainian troops.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 07:39 PM (W/lyH)

11 I think the challenge is to rearrange those Rubik's cubes to look like a portrait of Scarlett Johansson.

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 07:40 PM (njExo)

12 Elephants are given Christmas trees as snacks at the Berlin Zoo. Now that's recycling I can get behind.
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And they can floss with the tinsel once they're done.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:40 PM (2yu8s)

13 I once shot an oliphant in my mithril nightie.

Posted by: Groucho Baggins at January 25, 2024 07:41 PM (RC3Cq)

14 I really want to get a "Don't Mess With Texas" tshirt.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 07:41 PM (51c89)

15 Frill Shark looks more like an eel. The pressure and lack of oxygen at depth does weird things to animals.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

16 14 I really want to get a "Don't Mess With Texas" tshirt.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 07:41 PM (51c89)

Remember the Alamo!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 07:42 PM (N9SfE)

17 "Elephants are given Christmas trees as snacks at the Berlin Zoo. Now that's recycling I can get behind."

Pretty well-kept Christmas trees. Not dried-out at all.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 25, 2024 07:42 PM (ou9hh)

18 Military Heros channel (#479) on Roku has a decent documentary on the world wars playing now. Good stuff.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 25, 2024 07:44 PM (3CCua)

19 I hated my sister's dolls when I was a kid and that was just because their eyes would open and close. Gave me nightmares. That thing? I would never sleep, probably set traps around my bed&door, lego caltrops, be in the corner with my slingshot and marbles. Shudder.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 07:37 PM (Y6IkP)

and her name is M3gan, and she never wants bad things to happen to you.

Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 07:44 PM (D7oie)

20 Baby deer is cute, but I'd be freaked out if a whole herd of deer showed up in my garage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 25, 2024 07:44 PM (ERlZL)

21 The jaws of the Frilled shark (aka Frill shark) end at the back of its head, so it can open its mouth wide enough to engulf prey half as long as its body.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 25, 2024 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

22 The entire nation of Japan has dedicated itself to freaking me out.
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Japan Allows 40 Women To Take Part In ‘Naked Man’ Festival Alongside 10,000 Males For The First Time In Its 1,250-Year History

Women will be allowed to participate in Japan’s ‘naked man’ festival next month for the first time in its 1,250-year history.

A group of 40 local women in Inazawa, in the country’s Aichi prefecture, will join the annual Hadaka Matsuri at the Konomiya shrine after petitioning organisers.

The event sees thousands of men strip down to loincloths and clash in a huge scrum as they fight to touch a completely naked man who is designated the shin-otoko or ‘god man’, in the hope that it will bring them good fortune for the new year.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:44 PM (2yu8s)

23 That main drag shows definitive evidence of striation. Layers of sedentary or igneous rock upheaved from the movement of the earths crust or mantel. This is the basis of the scientific theory of continental shift. Just sayin...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:45 PM (JMu4f)

24 I really want to get a "Don't Mess With Texas" tshirt.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 07:41 PM (51c89)

Amazon. $16.99

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 07:45 PM (W/lyH)

25 The entire nation of Japan has dedicated itself to freaking me out.

There's the Uncanny Valley, and then there's the Uncanny Marianas Trench.

Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 07:45 PM (DgGvY)

26 Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:44 PM (2yu8s)

Headlines from five years from now: Naked Man Festival future in jeopardy after plummet in attendance...

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 07:47 PM (H5IZ1)

27 That frill shark looks like an aquatic vampire who desperately wants to be put out of its misery.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 25, 2024 07:47 PM (+RQPJ)

28 nurse, your wish is my command.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 07:47 PM (bn3/b)

29 Elephants are given Christmas trees as snacks at the Berlin Zoo. Now that's recycling I can get behind.

Tasty, but I'm pooping tinsel for a week afterwards.....

Posted by: the elephant at January 25, 2024 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

30 Raised in NE Ohio, lived in NW PA I've been through Alberta Clippers. Picture topside shows where they come from. Brrr.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2024 07:48 PM (0EOe9)

31 I really want to get a "Don't Mess With Texas" tshirt.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 07:41 PM

Official site:

http://tinyurl.com/5rt6rf4x

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 07:48 PM (a3Q+t)

32 Only one of those elephants actually did anything.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 07:50 PM (63Dwl)

33 >>That frill shark looks like an aquatic vampire who desperately wants to be put out of its misery.

You're gonna hate the Goblin Shark.

http://tinyurl.com/yc42xesx

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 07:51 PM (ZLI7S)

34 Elephants eating balsam pines?!?! Lordy that can't be good for the tummy... pine sap ect.. I have to spread lime under the Colorado blue spruce pines to grow grass, because pine needles are too acidic.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:51 PM (JMu4f)

35 It's SHARK WEEK at the HQ

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 07:52 PM (uPhXj)

36 The entire nation of Japan has dedicated itself to freaking me out.

There's the Uncanny Valley, and then there's the Uncanny Marianas Trench.
Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 07:45 PM (DgGvY)

__________
A Ukrainian born model just won the Miss Japan contest.
She has lived in Japan for 20 years. Japanese not amused?

Posted by: Glenn John at January 25, 2024 07:52 PM (nvKZ7)

37 "Don't Mess With Texas". Wonder how many clowns will attempt to steal those roadside signs in Texas, not knowing it's probably good for an eight year stretch in Brownsville if caught.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2024 07:53 PM (0EOe9)

38 That Japanese baby doll is just a little creepy.

Speaking of Japan, just got an email from FX channel pushing the remake of Shogun that will be streaming on FX and Hulu. Watched the trailers. Looks like it might be worth watching. Anyone heard anything about it yea or nay?

Posted by: Tuna at January 25, 2024 07:54 PM (oaGWv)

39 Local headline.

Unhoused Californians living in Caves....

Unhoused? are they unapartmented too?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 07:55 PM (xaFKb)

40 re Japan, f.a.f.o I guess

Posted by: Shinji Aoba at January 25, 2024 07:55 PM (hSwza)

41 8 I hated my sister's dolls when I was a kid and that was just because their eyes would open and close. Gave me nightmares. That thing? I would never sleep, probably set traps around my bed&door, lego caltrops, be in the corner with my slingshot and marbles. Shudder.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 07:37 PM (Y6IkP

Yes do go on..

Posted by: Overlook Hotel PR rep at January 25, 2024 07:56 PM (JMu4f)

42 Unhorsed is the more delicate way of saying homeless vagrant bums.

Kinda like undocumented migrant is nicer than illegal alien.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 07:56 PM (uPhXj)

43 A Ukrainian born model just won the Miss Japan contest.
She has lived in Japan for 20 years. Japanese not amused?
Posted by: Glenn John at January 25, 2024 07:52 PM (nvKZ7)

Well, from Pictures? She was better looking IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 07:57 PM (xaFKb)

44 I have to spread lime under the Colorado blue spruce pines to grow grass, because pine needles are too acidic.
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Their version of Mexican.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 07:57 PM (2yu8s)

45 Good evening everyone

Not a fun job tonight but it's Friday

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 07:57 PM (XZOGA)

46 http://tinyurl.com/yc42xesx
Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 07:51 PM (ZLI7S)
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Every one of those creepy sea critters on that list would be a great band name.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 25, 2024 07:57 PM (+RQPJ)

47 46

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2024 07:57 PM (ENQN6)

48 This was one of the several kinds of birds that were in great repute in falconry; a sport which, some centuries ago, was pursued in all the principal courts of Europe, and anterior to that by the ancient Greeks and Romans. The estimation in which this sport was held may well be supposed when it is stated that, at one period, scarcely any person of rank appeared abroad without a penguin on his hand; and that, in old paintings, this representation is considered even a criterion of nobility.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 25, 2024 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

49 No picture of ze burglar?

Posted by: pawn at January 25, 2024 07:59 PM (QB+5g)

50 45 Good evening everyone

Not a fun job tonight but it's Friday
Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 07:57 PM (XZOGA)

Uhhhh....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 08:00 PM (xaFKb)

51 Elephants are given Christmas trees as snacks at the Berlin Zoo.

In East Berlin people ate their trees.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2024 08:00 PM (ENQN6)

52 I was catching up on a previous thread and saw this comment:

If Predator came out today, people would notice that it has Captain Planet levels of racial diversity. Undiverse when it comes to bicep gainzzz, so there's that. People will like stuff or hate stuff, and explain why afterward.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

And wanted to comment that it would DEFINITELY be considered a right-wing MAGA hate film, because a white American wins by killing an undocumented alien.

Posted by: Movie Moron at January 25, 2024 08:01 PM (ycI94)

53 >Every one of those creepy sea critters on that list would be a great band name.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 25, 2024 07:57 PM (+RQPJ)

Obligatory - I saw Goblin Shark open for Phish at Red Rocks in '93.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 25, 2024 08:01 PM (GTqXr)

54 And wanted to comment that it would DEFINITELY be considered a right-wing MAGA hate film, because a white American wins by killing an undocumented alien.
Posted by: Movie Moron at January 25, 2024 08:01 PM (ycI94)

Not wanting your skull taken as a trophy is Not Who We Are.

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:02 PM (H5IZ1)

55 Unhorsed is the more delicate way of saying homeless vagrant bums.
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Neigh!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 08:02 PM (2yu8s)

56 "Unhoused Californians living in Caves...."

Troglodytes. Who are we to criticize their culture?

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

57 Wait, it's a lifelike doll that responds to sensory inputs...

AND YOU WRAPPED IT IN A PLASTIC BAG?!? You f*ing monsters!

Posted by: GWB at January 25, 2024 08:04 PM (32nmx)

58 Elephants eating balsam pines?!?! Lordy that can't be good for the tummy... pine sap ect.. I have to spread lime under the Colorado blue spruce pines to grow grass, because pine needles are too acidic.
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:51 PM (JMu4f)

At least one of my cats eats pine needles that are 6 inches long and has since she was even littler. She's about 10 and 10 pounds. Sometimes she spits em up, folded up but some times they get pooed out. Doesn't seem to bother her.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

59 And wanted to comment that it would DEFINITELY be considered a right-wing MAGA hate film, because a white American wins by killing an undocumented alien.
Posted by: Movie Moron at January 25, 2024 08:01 PM (ycI94)

Nooo, that was the other film. The one with Sigourney Weaver.

Posted by: GWB at January 25, 2024 08:04 PM (32nmx)

60 An unhorse with a name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 08:06 PM (63Dwl)

61 Every illegal is a slave.

Maybe 600k slaves in the US by 1804.

Last year around illegals 800k.

Think about it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2024 08:06 PM (ENQN6)

62 A Ukrainian born model just won the Miss Japan contest.
She has lived in Japan for 20 years. Japanese not amused?
Posted by: Glenn John at January 25, 2024 07:52 PM (nvKZ7)

Well, from Pictures? She was better looking IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 07:57 PM (xaFKb)

I haven't seen a lot of anime, but the blonde Russian femme is well represented in what I have seen.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 08:06 PM (eoQWY)

63 And wanted to comment that it would DEFINITELY be considered a right-wing MAGA hate film, because a white American wins by killing an undocumented alien.
Posted by: Movie Moron at January 25, 2024 08:01 PM (ycI94)

This is the way....

Posted by: MAGALorian... at January 25, 2024 08:07 PM (xaFKb)

64 The entire nation of Japan has dedicated itself to freaking me out.

I wonder if they could make one slightly older. About nine?

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at January 25, 2024 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

65 56 They have a theme song. Jimmy Castor Bunch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 25, 2024 08:07 PM (0EOe9)

66 Every illegal is a slave.

Maybe 600k slaves in the US by 1804.

Last year around illegals 800k.

Think about it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 25, 2024 08:06 PM (ENQN6)

We didn't import most of our slaves. Unlike most slave societies the population grew faster than replacement.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

67 Well, from Pictures? She was better looking IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 07:57 PM (xaFKb)

I haven't seen a lot of anime, but the blonde Russian femme is well represented in what I have seen.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 08:06 PM (eoQWY)

Tall slender brunette...

Posted by: MAGALorian... at January 25, 2024 08:07 PM (xaFKb)

68 I'm suspended permanently from Twitter. Seems I disparaged kamala and hillary one time too many. Links to the twitter, er, X, posts are not working. They have in the past. Oh well, I'll just have to carry on. And BTW, kamal and hillary are evil.

Posted by: JML at January 25, 2024 08:08 PM (fQXjo)

69 Got word that they may be winding down the ACP program. This is the one that knocks $30 off your internet bill if you qualify. Seems like an odd one to drop during an election year.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 25, 2024 08:08 PM (L8hCM)

70 The entire nation of Japan has dedicated itself to freaking me out.

I wonder if they could make one slightly older. About nine?
Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at January 25, 2024 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

A cat one might be a good seller to allergic people who want a good substitute.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 25, 2024 08:08 PM (eoQWY)

71 That rain gutter? Pfft, my good old American downspouts make more ~~noise~~ music than that.

Posted by: GWB at January 25, 2024 08:08 PM (32nmx)

72 Unhorsed is the more delicate way of saying homeless vagrant bums.

Had to pass by half a dozen of those folk today in sleepy old Puyallup.
At least the Irish pub was still there. They don't speak spanish.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 08:09 PM (W/lyH)

73 Did I mention Hey good job ACE! Great vids here on this post.. Bless ..

Posted by: Overlook Hotel PR rep at January 25, 2024 08:10 PM (JMu4f)

74 I haven't seen a lot of anime, but the blonde Russian femme is well represented in what I have seen.
Posted by: Oldcat

In last season's superhero show, Shy, she was also a stereotypical vodka-swilling drunkard.

Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 08:11 PM (DgGvY)

75 ja, getting horsed can be a problem

Posted by: Sophie Auguste Friederike von Anhalt-Zerbst at January 25, 2024 08:11 PM (hSwza)

76 "Got word that they may be winding down the ACP program. This is the one that knocks $30 off your internet bill if you qualify."

Would you rather have that $30 off your phone bill or send 50 rounds of 5.56 to Ukraine? Why do you hate Ukraine?

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

77 Two lances to none, Will. You need to unhorse him or kill him.

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:12 PM (H5IZ1)

78 Unhorsed... rapid unplanned dismount

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 08:13 PM (bn3/b)

79 Would you rather have that $30 off your phone bill or send 50 rounds of 5.56 to Ukraine? Why do you hate Ukraine?
Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

Don't they use 5.45?

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:13 PM (H5IZ1)

80 Nooo, that was the other film. The one with Sigourney Weaver.
Posted by: GWB at January 25, 2024 08:04 PM (32nmx)
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Ghostbusters? Cabin in the Woods?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2024 08:14 PM (BpYfr)

81 Posted by: Sophie Auguste Friederike von Anhalt-Zerbst
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You're so great!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 08:14 PM (2yu8s)

82 Ghostbusters? Cabin in the Woods?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2024 08:14 PM (BpYfr)

Galaxy Quest, AKA the best Star Trek movie ever made.

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:15 PM (H5IZ1)

83 "Don't they use 5.45?
Posted by: Vanya"

I dunno. Is that math?

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

84 8 I hated my sister's dolls when I was a kid and that was just because their eyes would open and close. Gave me nightmares. That thing? I would never sleep, probably set traps around my bed&door, lego caltrops, be in the corner with my slingshot and marbles. Shudder.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 07:37 PM (Y6IkP)
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Chucky?
(I did like Jennifer Tilly - hot and the voice)

Posted by: Ciampino - imagine a sex doll like that? at January 25, 2024 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

85 Ha!

I got me a Don't Mess With Texas shirt on the way!

I wonder if anyone will get it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 08:17 PM (k/khC)

86 The Feds could probably pay everybody's internet bill with the money they have blown in THE Ukraine scam.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

87 Ghostbusters? Cabin in the Woods?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 25, 2024 08:14 PM (BpYfr)

Avatar

Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)

88 a shark that's lived for 80 million years. I'll bet (s)he has some stories!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 08:19 PM (sJHOI)

89 I dunno. Is that math?
Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

More a statement of value, as there is no equation... equationing... equationating... Doing number stuff involved.

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:19 PM (H5IZ1)

90 Timcast just got nuked by YT, and I did not hear them say anything objectionable, unlike last time.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 08:20 PM (MvF+J)

91 11 I think the challenge is to rearrange those Rubik's cubes to look like a portrait of Scarlett Johansson.

Posted by: Paco at January 25, 2024 07:40 PM (njExo)
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No!
Better Scarlett Johansson's bewbs.

Posted by: Ciampino - Get your priorities right! at January 25, 2024 08:23 PM (qfLjt)

92 Japan is probably figuring out the best way to eat that shark....

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2024 08:23 PM (QBwwm)

93 Every illegal is a slave.

Not exactly. Every illegal is an indentured servant. Or a share-cropper. And that's EXACTLY why this shit arrangement exists.

The NorthEast wants to pick the best one out of a thousand - because they're cheap labor and nobody aspiring to owning staff, yet not rich in the NorthEast, can really afford $30/hr staff. And it makes EVERYBODY in the NorthEast feel better that they're "helping" brown people into America - as long as the other 999 stay south of the Ohio River.

Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 25, 2024 08:24 PM (vJkAQ)

94 More a statement of value, as there is no equation... equationing... equationating... Doing number stuff involved.
Posted by: Vanya"

So, math adjacent.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

95 Great. Overhead light without even a globe to diffuse. What kinda music you got? nails on chalkboard? Yoko?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 08:24 PM (sJHOI)

96 Ben Had,
Buckley has officially doubled in body weight in a month.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2024 08:25 PM (QBwwm)

97 Great. Overhead light without even a globe to diffuse. What kinda music you got? nails on chalkboard? Yoko?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 08:24 PM (sJHOI)

Going for that "Shootout scene in a Belarussian prison" vibe, I guess.

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:26 PM (H5IZ1)

98
Banff looks beautiful, but like most beautiful locations, it's visited mostly by the people who want to be seen in beautiful locations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 08:26 PM (MoZTd)

99 lin-duh, fantastic. That is one lucky pup.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 25, 2024 08:27 PM (bn3/b)

100 For you non-Texans:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLU_IYflUkQ

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 25, 2024 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)

101 That is one lucky pup.
Posted by: Ben Had
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He was a little underweight. If he gets bigger than 60lbs you'll have another dog...🤣😂

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2024 08:28 PM (QBwwm)

102 Banff looks beautiful, but like most beautiful locations, it's visited mostly by the people who want to be seen in beautiful locations.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 08:26 PM (MoZTd)

I thought Banff was the noise you hear when you go face first into a tree on that double black diamond run you thought you were up to

Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 08:28 PM (D7oie)

103 >>The NorthEast

You forgot the boomer part. Doesn't have the same repetitious oomf without the boomer part.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 08:29 PM (ZLI7S)

104
Buckley has officially doubled in body weight in a month.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2024 08:25 PM (QBwwm)

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God bless. Our guys went in for microchips and their second set of shots. Phoenix is the heaviest at 21.4 pounds and Spark the lightest at 18.6.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 08:30 PM (MoZTd)

105 some of those illegals will be given weapons and a uniform

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 08:30 PM (sJHOI)

106 9 Drunk elephants? What they ate fermented coconuts?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:39 PM (JMu4f)
----
Well the African swallows keep dropping them in the elephant enclosure. Then they go overripe, ferment and voilà, drunk elephants.

Posted by: Ciampino - Get your swallows right at January 25, 2024 08:31 PM (qfLjt)

107 Timcast just got nuked by YT, and I did not hear them say anything objectionable, unlike last time.

Posted by: gp

The guest recommended the helicopter treatment for child sex traffickers, and YT probably has several on their board.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 25, 2024 08:31 PM (lTGtQ)

108 I thought Banff was the noise you hear when you go face first into a tree on that double black diamond run you thought you were up to
Posted by: Kindltot sez Atlavey Ooma-Kasma at January 25, 2024 08:28 PM (D7oie)

Trust me, it's not...

Posted by: zombie Sonny Bono at January 25, 2024 08:35 PM (TTAGa)

109 >>>How many drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Very annoying editing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2024 08:36 PM (klJTj)

110 59 And wanted to comment that it would DEFINITELY be considered a right-wing MAGA hate film, because a white American wins by killing an undocumented alien.
Posted by: Movie Moron at January 25, 2024 08:01 PM (ycI94)

Nooo, that was the other film. The one with Sigourney Weaver.
Posted by: GWB

That alien was just trying to immigrate to earth, but was killed by a strong boss lady. But she was white, straight, and cis...I'll have to do some oppression calculus here, but I think the alien wins.

Posted by: Movie Moron at January 25, 2024 08:36 PM (ycI94)

111 Banff is one of those sounds from a Don Martin cartoon in Mad Magazine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 08:37 PM (63Dwl)

112 107 Oh, I missed that remark. OK.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 08:37 PM (MvF+J)

113 I went to Banff and Lake Louise with my family when I was a kid in the very early
80s. It was spectacular. We stayed in the hotel on the lake that looks like a castle. Happy wonder if it's still thee?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 08:37 PM (1fLE7)

114 Timcast just got nuked by YT, and I did not hear them say anything objectionable, unlike last time.

Posted by: gp

The guest recommended the helicopter treatment for child sex traffickers, and YT probably has several on their board.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 25, 2024 08:31 PM

Well that explains it. He neglected to add that the woodchipper should also be involved.

Posted by: Red at January 25, 2024 08:38 PM (Wnv9h)

115 Poasting from my fone is a Royal pia

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 08:38 PM (1fLE7)

116
In less than a week, we've gone from bone dry arctic air with a low of 12F, and dew points about zero to current temps in the high 60Fs with matching dew points, 100% RH.

It's feeling almost muggy. In January. The air is dripping wet, outside tables wet from condensation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 25, 2024 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

117 Excuse the [sorta] serious one...

Insider Corner @insiderscorner 1h
BREAKING
Biden administration warns Texas it has until tomorrow, 1/26/24, to return control of contested locations at the Texas Border to federal agents.

http://tinyurl.com/pvb2a479
45 seconds; bluff IMHO

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 08:38 PM (2yu8s)

118 Fani Willis just asked for $611,000 to buy a fleet of new cars for her today:

tinyurl.com/freebaconshnizzcars

Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 08:39 PM (Y6IkP)

119 >>>Elephants are given Christmas trees as snacks at the Berlin Zoo. Now that's recycling I can get behind.

Behind the elephants? After they've eaten?

Ok, get ready to enjoy some recycling.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 25, 2024 08:39 PM (klJTj)

120 we're all Texans now

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 25, 2024 08:40 PM (sJHOI)

121 That main drag shows definitive evidence of striation. Layers of sedentary or igneous rock upheaved from the movement of the earths crust or mantel. This is the basis of the scientific theory of continental shift. Just sayin...
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 25, 2024 07:45 PM (JMu4f)

Pretty sure that is Mt. Rundle. It has an entire group of rock formations named after it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2024 08:40 PM (tkR6S)

122
Biden administration warns Texas it has until tomorrow, 1/26/24, to return control of contested locations at the Texas Border to federal agents.

_________

Can we be declared a terrorist state? Please?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 08:41 PM (MoZTd)

123 I went to Banff and Lake Louise with my family when I was a kid in the very early
80s. It was spectacular. We stayed in the hotel on the lake that looks like a castle. Happy wonder if it's still thee?

Posted by: nurse ratched

It was still there 8-9 years ago. I could afford to eat a meal there....

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 25, 2024 08:41 PM (lTGtQ)

124 control of contested locations at the Texas Border to federal agents.

*********

Oh please, oh please, let those deep state fed fuck twinks try to take something from Texas by force

I’ve got the popcorn all ready

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 25, 2024 08:41 PM (VTu1l)

125 Evenin' Ace and Horde. I've got my eye on a Banff trip for next year if all goes according to plan.*

*Spoiler alert: nothing ever goes according to plan

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 08:42 PM (i671v)

126 Fani Willis just asked for $611,000 to buy a fleet of new cars for her today:

tinyurl.com/freebaconshnizzcars
Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 08:39 PM (Y6IkP)

Need to check into those car dealers and see who they're friends with.

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:42 PM (H5IZ1)

127 "Can we be declared a terrorist state? Please?"

"Insurrectionist." Could happen.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 08:42 PM (MvF+J)

128 From the article:

Willis on Wednesday requested $611,000 from the Fulton County Board of Commissioners to purchase up to 16 "pursuit and special schnizz service vehicles" for law enforcement and "administravaginitive" purposes.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 25, 2024 08:43 PM (Y6IkP)

129 Can we be declared a terrorist state? Please?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 08:41 PM (MoZTd)

The military will pump $2 trillion dollars into Texas and then leave it $100 million in hardware when they leave?

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:43 PM (H5IZ1)

130
The military will pump $2 trillion dollars into Texas and then leave it $100 million in hardware when they leave?
Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:43 PM (H5IZ1)

__________

If we're lucky they'll bomb Houston, Dallas and Austin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 08:46 PM (MoZTd)

131 Biden administration warns Texas it has until tomorrow, 1/26/24, to return control of contested locations at the Texas Border to federal agents.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

Isn't this a no win situation for Brandon Shambles? If he stands down, he's a weakling. If he sends in troops, he's attacking Americans in order to further an outrageous illegal invasion that even some Pedocrats are not happy about.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 25, 2024 08:47 PM (qpLSv)

132 Biden administration warns Texas it has until tomorrow, 1/26/24, to return control of contested locations at the Texas Border to federal agents.

Isn't it a city park?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 08:47 PM (aD39U)

133 Evenin' Ace and Horde. I've got my eye on a Banff trip for next year if all goes according to plan.*

*Spoiler alert: nothing ever goes according to plan

Posted by: screaming in digital

About 45 minutes to an hour north is the Athabasca glacier. They have buses with monster tires that drive you up onto the glacier, and let you walk around on it. A side trip not to be missed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 25, 2024 08:47 PM (lTGtQ)

134 If we're lucky they'll bomb Houston, Dallas and Austin.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 08:46 PM (MoZTd)

"We will bomb your cities to rubble!"

"...You promise?"

Notgonnabe any calls for a ceasefire from the usual fuckin' suspects on this one, methinks.

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:47 PM (H5IZ1)

135 We stayed in the hotel on the lake that looks like a castle. Happy wonder if it's still there?
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This one?

http://tinyurl.com/45wm2dkm

Fairmont Springs

I've never been to the Rockies. However, I was in Ireland with family in '77 and when we saw the blue of the Lakes of Kerry's glacial waters, a fellow Canadian tourist said Lake Louise in Banff was the same beautiful blue.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 08:48 PM (2yu8s)

136 >>>>>> Biden administration warns Texas it has until tomorrow, 1/26/24, to return control of contested locations at the Texas Border to federal agents.

http://tinyurl.com/pvb2a479
45 seconds; bluff IMHO

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
--------------------------

beep, beep, coyote red line alert,
red line alert,
coyote red line alert, beep, beep

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 08:48 PM (PdM5S)

137 36
Here you go:
Foreign-born Miss Japan sparks debate

http://tinyurl.com/2wbyhxsj

Posted by: Ciampino - Those Ukes surface everywhere at January 25, 2024 08:49 PM (qfLjt)

138 Stop or Austin gets it!

Do what he say .. do what he say...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 08:49 PM (aD39U)

139
Oh please, oh please, let those deep state fed fuck twinks try to take something from Texas by force

I’ve got the popcorn all ready
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger

You don't want to cross the line!

https://youtu.be/4cf4O-hUg78

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 25, 2024 08:49 PM (63Dwl)

140 >>>Isn't it a city park?

Posted by: G'rump928(c)
========

Was until the State took it over.
It was being used as a Cartel staging area.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 08:50 PM (PdM5S)

141 "I'd love to be a fly on the wall, in bars in NYC, Boston, and DC."

They're yearning to see MAGA blood flow.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 08:50 PM (MvF+J)

142 Tomorrow Texas time? In about 4 hours then.

Posted by: fd at January 25, 2024 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

143 Was until the State took it over.
It was being used as a Cartel staging area.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 08:50 PM (PdM5S)

But it's not Federal property in any way, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 08:50 PM (aD39U)

144 That Ukrainian Miss Japan is at best a 5. There were probably a dozen hawt Japanese contestants that blew her away. Come on, Japan. Be better.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 25, 2024 08:51 PM (qpLSv)

145 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 20m
🚨#BREAKING: Alabama is set to conduct its first execution by nitrogen gas within the hour, following the U.S. Supreme Court's rejection of the final appeal.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 32m
BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that Alabama can go forward with the country’s first execution by nitrogen gas - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 08:51 PM (2yu8s)

146 139 36
Here you go:
Foreign-born Miss Japan sparks debate

http://tinyurl.com/2wbyhxsj

Posted by: Ciampino -
----------------------

She could trigger a debate on what it means to be pretty.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 08:51 PM (PdM5S)

147 But it's not Federal property in any way, right?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 08:50 PM (aD39U)

Like they care about that?

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 08:51 PM (H5IZ1)

148 Main drag of Banff looks a lot like the Main drag of Telluride, as I remember it.

Posted by: Ex GOP at January 25, 2024 08:52 PM (qS8WV)

149
But it's not Federal property in any way, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c)
----------------------

Correctomundo

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 08:52 PM (PdM5S)

150 Banff looks beautiful, but like most beautiful locations, it's visited mostly by the people who want to be seen in beautiful locations.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 08:26 PM (MoZTd)

I have lived within a couple hundred miles of it for 40 years, and have been there maybe half a dozen times, I'd be happy to take any Moron or 'Ette who comes to visit, to see Banff, but as far as going by my lonesome, no way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2024 08:53 PM (tkR6S)

151 Will he order the CBP agents to arrest DPS troopers? I’m sure they all know each other. Should be interesting.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2024 08:53 PM (u73oe)

152 About 45 minutes to an hour north is the Athabasca glacier. They have buses with monster tires that drive you up onto the glacier, and let you walk around on it. A side trip not to be missed.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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I just googled it... that looks amazing!

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 08:54 PM (i671v)

153 >>>>And here we go. Never, not once, in the history of this shotgun wedding that is The Union, have we had a standoff about the refusal of one part of the country - via their politics - to at least enforce basic law as written in another part of the country, and also refuse the fruits of their desires.
-------------------

You kinda' missed AR and AL and the civil rights movement, didn't you?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 08:54 PM (PdM5S)

154 I saw Drunk Elephants at the Hampton Coliseum in 1982

Posted by: Skip at January 25, 2024 08:54 PM (XZOGA)

155 Flash Email Traffic

Combat Armory CA19 Pistol with Polymer Sights - Compatible With Gen 3 Glock® 19 Parts

$219.99

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Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 08:54 PM (aD39U)

156 Excuse the [sorta] serious one...

Insider Corner @insiderscorner 1h
BREAKING
Biden administration warns Texas it has until tomorrow, 1/26/24, to return control of contested locations at the Texas Border to federal agents.

http://tinyurl.com/pvb2a479
45 seconds; bluff IMHO
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 08:38 PM (2yu8s)
==
He's already given a warning. He's into double secret probation, and the fifth time your mom yells I mean it this time.

He has no real ability to put this back into the bottle. We are in an interesting stalemate. Now, what happens if the other states start reacting to the feds saying they are going to do this and that to Texas, by starting to disregard federal jurisdiction over a bunch of stuff. The money guys who have backed this one world order - with kids for sexual pleasure as the cherry on top - are trying to figure out how far they can go, or how do they make this go away.

I figure Biden will make a concession to have Texas stand down and then fail to live up to the concesssion.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 25, 2024 08:54 PM (UVyKP)

157 That Ukrainian Miss Japan is at best a 5. There were probably a dozen hawt Japanese contestants that blew her away.

Oh, I can tell you a thing or two about racism...

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 25, 2024 08:55 PM (3Gr97)

158 Whatever happens, some people are going to be getting overtime this weekend.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 08:57 PM (aD39U)

159 "[Biden] has no real ability to put this back into the bottle."

I'd guess he'll back down on TX, but redouble efforts to bring illegals through other state borders, and ultimately, flying them straight in on intl airlines, with Customs and TSA waving them through.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 08:58 PM (MvF+J)

160 Will he order the CBP agents to arrest DPS troopers?

"You're under arrest for not disobeying the laws!"

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2024 08:59 PM (RhvEO)

161 162 Whatever happens, some people are going to be getting overtime this weekend.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)
-------------------------

Honey, you know that new range you've been wanting?
Go get it.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 08:59 PM (PdM5S)

162 a fellow Canadian tourist said Lake Louise in Banff was the same beautiful blue.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 08:48 PM (2yu8s)

It's due to all the penguin pee.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2024 09:00 PM (tkR6S)

163
BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that Alabama can go forward with the country’s first execution by nitrogen gas - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

_________

Kenneth Smith, convicted for a brutal contract murder in 1988.

http://tinyurl.com/mwhswdny

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 09:00 PM (MoZTd)

164 >>> In this case ? Wheels is refusing to stand down while the Federal Government refuses to ENFORCE Federal Law. Never happened before, in US History. We are in new territory.

Posted by: It Is What It Is
--------------

Very interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 09:01 PM (PdM5S)

165 "You're under arrest for not disobeying the laws!"
Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2024 08:59 PM (RhvEO)

The Babylon Bee writers are looking at this and going "Too easy."

Posted by: Vanya at January 25, 2024 09:02 PM (H5IZ1)

166 Never happened before, in US History. We are in new territory.
Posted by: It Is What It Is

So it seems that all the govs expressing support for Texas are Republican. Therefore, all the govs NOT expressing support are Pedocrats, regardless of what the electorate might want (Arizona, Kansas, Kentucky, NC). Therefore, Pedocrats are in favor of the outrageous illegal invasion.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 25, 2024 09:03 PM (qpLSv)

167 @147

>>BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that Alabama can go forward with the country’s first execution by nitrogen gas - AP

Well, being that the atmosphere is 78pct Nitrogen, they are literally killing him with air.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2024 09:03 PM (XV/Pl)

168 Kenneth Smith, convicted for a brutal contract murder in 1988.

http://tinyurl.com/mwhswdny
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 09:00 PM (MoZTd)

/counts on fingers... takes off shoes....

1988? 36 years to actually perform the sentence?

Posted by: MAGALorian... at January 25, 2024 09:03 PM (xaFKb)

169 Will he order the CBP agents to arrest DPS troopers? I’m sure they all know each other. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2024 08:53 PM (u73oe)

My money's on the DPS and the all the rest of the Texans.

Posted by: LASue at January 25, 2024 09:03 PM (Kcw7x)

170 Penguin pee and that Frenchman that's going to drop kick Castro
out of office.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 09:03 PM (PdM5S)

171 LiquorStoreGuy @LiquorAntics 21h
So cocaine is now legal in Oregon…but straws aren’t.

Man, that has to be frustrating.
====
LOL

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 09:04 PM (2yu8s)

172 159 Excuse the [sorta] serious one...

Insider Corner @insiderscorner 1h
BREAKING
Biden administration warns Texas it has until tomorrow, 1/26/24, to return control of contested locations at the Texas Border to federal agents.

http://tinyurl.com/pvb2a479
45 seconds; bluff IMHO
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 08:38 PM (2yu8s)
==
He's already given a warning. He's into double secret probation, and the fifth time your mom yells I mean it this time.

He has no real ability to put this back into the bottle. We are in an interesting stalemate. Now, what happens if the other states start reacting to the feds saying they are going to do this and that to Texas, by starting to disregard federal jurisdiction over a bunch of stuff. The money guys who have backed this one world order - with kids for sexual pleasure as the cherry on top - are trying to figure out how far they can go, or how do they make this go away.

I figure Biden will make a concession to have Texas stand down and then fail to live up to the concesssion.
Posted by: Black JEM at January 25, 2024 08:54 PM (UVyKP

Please let this fucking idiot in the WH do something stupid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 09:04 PM (N9SfE)

173 Kenneth Smith, convicted for a brutal contract murder in 1988.

http://tinyurl.com/mwhswdny
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 09:00 PM (MoZTd)

Fucker's been huffing 79% nitrogen since 1988, and it hasn't killed him yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2024 09:05 PM (tkR6S)

174
1988? 36 years to actually perform the sentence?
Posted by: MAGALorian..

__________

A rush to judgement. Criminy, we polished off Giuseppe Zangara a month after he took a shot at FDR.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 25, 2024 09:05 PM (MoZTd)

175 Please let this fucking idiot in the WH do something stupid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

They might want this to cancel the election and declare martial law. They probably wonder why it took 3 years to get to this point.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 25, 2024 09:06 PM (qpLSv)

176 ProTip: WRT to what's going down vis-a-vis Texas and FEDGov, it's always a good idea to arm yourself before shit hits the fan.

ARM UP!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 25, 2024 09:06 PM (XV/Pl)

177 >>>>
Please let this fucking idiot in the WH do something stupid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
--------------------------

CBP and TXDPS probably know each other and understand if someone hits the tripwire it all goes up.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 09:07 PM (PdM5S)

178 BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that Alabama can go forward with the country’s first execution by nitrogen gas - AP
------

Hardest hit : Westinghouse

Well...and that Smith guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 25, 2024 09:07 PM (XeU6L)

179 Elephant dunk is awesome.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 25, 2024 09:07 PM (NpAcC)

180 178 On CBS newsradio today, they had some idiot on who was worried about N2 leaking from the mask and poisoning the bystanders.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 09:10 PM (MvF+J)

181 You should read this letter. Yea, I realize it's written by former FBI leadership. That's kind of the point. Even they are very worried.

http://tinyurl.com/3jcryezw

>>“In its modern history the U.S. has never suffered an invasion of the homeland and, yet, one is unfolding now,” the FBI luminaries wrote. “Military aged men from across the globe, many from countries or regions not friendly to the United States, are landing in waves on our soil by the thousands - not by splashing ashore from a ship or parachuting from a plane but rather by foot across a border that has been accurately advertised around the world as largely unprotected with ready access granted.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 25, 2024 09:10 PM (ZLI7S)

182 Fucker's been huffing 79% nitrogen since 1988, and it hasn't killed him yet.

Another thirty years of that stuff should finish him off!

Posted by: t-bird at January 25, 2024 09:10 PM (spt7e)

183 BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that Alabama can go forward with the country’s first execution by nitrogen gas

They should do this in his cell, while he is sleeping, sometime over the next year or so.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 09:10 PM (aD39U)

184 Biden will recruit a million illegals into the army in order to fight the citizens who are trying to stop illegal immigration. A thing that in normal times would be completely ridiculous.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2024 09:10 PM (pnDfv)

185 "They probably wonder why it took 3 years to get to this point."

Them and me both.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 09:11 PM (MvF+J)

186 Red lines on the Rio Grande

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8b51VKcLZM

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 09:11 PM (PdM5S)

187 Please let this fucking idiot in the WH do something stupid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Let him make a statement from the White House and spontaneously combust.

FJB

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 25, 2024 09:17 PM (TC7Gi)

188 189 BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that Alabama can go forward with the country’s first execution by nitrogen gas

They should do this in his cell, while he is sleeping, sometime over the next year or so.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Seems complicated. Simple ways are best. Remember the under watched, but great movie, 'Citizen X'? Remember the ending? Do that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 25, 2024 09:18 PM (AdHga)

189 "Please let this fucking idiot in the WH do something stupid."

Those idiots. I doubt Brandon even knows what's going on. He just says and signs what TPTB tell him.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 09:19 PM (MvF+J)

190 'Citizen X' Added to my list, thanks!

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 09:21 PM (MvF+J)

191 I wonder how long before the tee shirt I just bought (Don't Mess With Texas) is declared hate speech?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 09:21 PM (W/lyH)

192 Biden administration warns Texas it has until tomorrow, 1/26/24, to return control of contested locations at the Texas Border to federal agents.

Or erlse what?

Posted by: Greg Abbott (in Team America Kim Jong Il voice) at January 25, 2024 09:21 PM (ycI94)

193 Miss Japan Pagent has lost the plot.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 25, 2024 09:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

194 Maybe Abbott can declare Texas a sanctuary state...from feds.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 25, 2024 09:25 PM (ycI94)

195 Please let this fucking idiot in the WH do something stupid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

His Department appointments weren't enough?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 09:25 PM (qoGsy)

196 Putting razor wire around congress and the WH is perfectly legal.

Putting razor wire up at our country's border to stop an invasion is illegal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 09:30 PM (N9SfE)

197 Please let this fucking idiot in the WH do something stupid.
Posted by: AlaBAMAFeds.

Like, get lost on a stage?

Posted by: Hillary! at January 25, 2024 09:31 PM (ycI94)

198 On CBS newsradio today, they had some idiot on who was worried about N2 leaking from the mask and poisoning the bystanders.
Posted by: gp

(malcolm_reynolds_speechless.gif)

Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 09:32 PM (DgGvY)

199 Interesting that GOP Governors are joining the GOP Governor of Texas in fighting illegal immigration now. GOPe has been in favor of, or at least not opposed to, mass illegal immigration up to now. Have the GOPe Powers That Be decided we can't have too many illegal immigrants? Too many would be too much of a threat to the GOPe?

Posted by: davidt at January 25, 2024 09:33 PM (SYTee)

200 They should do this in his cell, while he is sleeping, sometime over the next year or so.
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Speaking of Japan,

Japanese arsonist is sentenced to death for attack on anime studio that killed 36
A court found Shinji Aoba guilty of murder and other crimes for setting Kyoto Animation’s No. 1 studio on fire in 2019, rejecting his lawyers’ argument that he was mentally unfit to be held criminally responsible.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 09:33 PM (2yu8s)

201 On CBS newsradio today, they had some idiot on who was worried about N2 leaking from the mask and poisoning the bystanders.
Posted by: gp

Let's see...death penalty bad, so we gotta find an angle here. Wiki nitrogen, and Nitrogen is a nonmetal and the lightest member of group 15 of the periodic table, often called the pnictogens.

Pnictogens! That sounds scary! And colonizery. It's poison, it pollutes the air. Done! Now to drag queen story time!

Posted by: Average Journalist Article Writing Process at January 25, 2024 09:37 PM (ycI94)

202 >>>> Cutting off mutual assistance to all Federal Assets
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Big Cities hardest hit.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 09:38 PM (PdM5S)

203 He deaded:

@Breaking911
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2m
BREAKING: Alabama has executed a man with nitrogen gas, the first time the controversial new method has been used in the U.S. - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2024 09:39 PM (IG4Id)

204 39 Local headline.

Unhoused Californians living in Caves....

Unhoused? are they unapartmented too?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 25, 2024 07:55 PM (xaFKb)
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An Englishman would call them unflatted ......
They are also uncellared ..... without celery?

Posted by: Ciampino - Roofies anyone? at January 25, 2024 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

205 Alabama has executed Kenneth Eugene Smith, the first execution by nitrogen hypoxia.

http://tinyurl.com/3scc8k34

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 25, 2024 09:40 PM (woPEM)

206 2m
BREAKING: Alabama has executed a man with nitrogen gas, the first time the controversial new method has been used in the U.S. - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Wouldn't a $.50 pew pew seed done the job humanely decades ago?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 25, 2024 09:41 PM (IaTa3)

207 Wouldn't a $.50 pew pew seed done the job humanely decades ago?
Posted by: Tonypete a

In our post-law era, his family would try to sue the gun and ammo mfrs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 25, 2024 09:42 PM (IG4Id)

208 On CBS newsradio today, they had some idiot on who was worried about N2 leaking from the mask and poisoning the bystanders.
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 09:10 PM (MvF+J)

Someone is bound to demand a ban on nitrogen.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 25, 2024 09:42 PM (wu87C)

209 It's not my fault.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 09:43 PM (N9SfE)

210 >>BREAKING: Alabama has executed a man with nitrogen gas, the first time the controversial new method has been used in the U.S. - AP

so, it worked
Science, baby

Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 09:43 PM (geLO8)

211 so the guy basically went to sleep...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 25, 2024 09:44 PM (LrpuY)

212 >>> 221 On CBS newsradio today, they had some idiot on who was worried about N2 leaking from the mask and poisoning the bystanders.
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 25, 2024 09:10 PM (MvF+J)

Someone is bound to demand a ban on nitrogen.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 25, 2024 09:42 PM (wu87C)

Someone else ought to offer stupid commies an air "cleansing" device that removes all nitrogen from a room.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 09:44 PM (llON8)

213 Bring back the Guillotine!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 09:44 PM (N9SfE)

214 Abbott doesn't need to do anything more - now it's time to hold fast and see what the Feds do. Odds are they'll overeact; trying to take control of the Texas National Guard is likely just because idiot libs are talking about it.

Whatever the Feds do, it's going to be heavy handed and stupid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2024 09:45 PM (S6gqv)

215 Tomorrow.... is arrest day?

🫨

Texas Is Wrathy
Texas Governors have a long history of dispute with the federal government about the border.
mindfulwebworks.com/radical/texas-is-wrathy

Austin, Tex. - "If I am compelled to take the situation in hand, I will do so vigorously. This state is bearing the burden of expense and suspense and the present federal policy towards this state is an outrage. Definite action should [be] taken by the federal government and protection given by garrisons of troops or the government should advise us that nothing will be done and let us look out for ourselves. We will not hesitate to protect our people if we can be advised that the federal government will not do so."
TX Gov Colquitt
February 20, 1913

&

Erasing America
He has a pen, a phone, and most importantly, an eraser
mindfulwebworks.com/radical/erasing-america

Posted by: mindful webworker - bordering on insanity at January 25, 2024 09:45 PM (jMZYm)

216 New Horizons spacecraft detected nitrogen mountains on Pluto

Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 09:46 PM (geLO8)

217 New Horizons spacecraft detected nitrogen mountains on Pluto
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 09:46 PM (geLO

N2ice!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 25, 2024 09:48 PM (tkR6S)

218 Whatever the Feds do, it's going to be heavy handed and stupid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 25, 2024 09:45 PM (S6gqv)

The smart play would be to work it out in the courts. No physical action.

But that presupposes intelligence instead of fascistic desire for absolute control.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2024 09:48 PM (gSZYf)

219 The back-door move, which I could see out of this bunch, is the Five Sided Nut-House "decert" the Guard units. That's a real thing. It's happened before.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 25, 2024 09:48 PM (PiUom)

They then become part of the state militia

Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2024 09:49 PM (5FnZt)

220 Mississippi has pledged to donate an "s", a "p" and an "i" to Texas. Missisip has pledged troops as well.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2024 09:49 PM (pnDfv)

221 New Horizons spacecraft detected nitrogen mountains on Pluto

AL calls dibs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 25, 2024 09:50 PM (pnDfv)

222 Alabama has executed Kenneth Eugene Smith, the first execution by nitrogen hypoxia.

Leftist Business Owners- We don't like the death penalty, so we won't sell states the drugs they use to conduct humane executions.

Rightwing states- cool. Guess we'll experiment with these untested execution methods.

All Lefties- NOOOO! You can't do that! But we still won't sell the humane drugs to you.

Rightwing states- YOLO....lolololol

Posted by: An execution tale, dumbed down at January 25, 2024 09:51 PM (ycI94)

223 But that presupposes intelligence instead of fascistic desire for absolute control.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2024 09:48 PM (gSZYf)

Hence my wishes for some really stupid behavior to break out.

Roll the inflection point dice!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 09:51 PM (N9SfE)

224 Quote tweet: Mark Z. Barabak @markzbarabak · Jan 23
For those inclined to respond to folks who've just been laid off from newspaper jobs, telling them to "learn to code" is not only mean and heartless but unoriginal and not at all clever.
Rather, look inside and ask how you grew that black hole where your heart is supposed to be.

MrMikeD @Mrmiked42
Because you lazy fucks were cruel to working class laborers who were losing their jobs.

Congratulations though, you've replaced lawyers as the most despised profession in the US.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 09:51 PM (2yu8s)

225 The smart play would be to work it out in the courts. No physical action.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 25, 2024 09:48 PM (gSZYf)

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If they were going to do that they wouldn’t have sent the ultimatum with the deadline of tomorrow.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 25, 2024 09:52 PM (u73oe)

226 >>> BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that Alabama can go forward with the country’s first execution by nitrogen gas - AP
Posted by: andycanuck

It was nitrogen or ammonia.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 25, 2024 09:52 PM (cOq4q)

227 If the feds make a move, all.Abbott has to do is turn off the power.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 25, 2024 09:53 PM (W/lyH)

228 >Rather, look inside and ask how you grew that black hole where your heart is supposed to be.
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I attended a seminar, and bought the starter kit

Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 09:54 PM (geLO8)

229 who will blink- Biden's Handlers or Texas

Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 09:55 PM (geLO8)

230 In the end, there are lots of billable hours in this thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 09:55 PM (aD39U)

231 New Horizons spacecraft detected nitrogen mountains on Pluto
Posted by: Don Black

Nitrogen Mountains On Pluto was Ozric Tentacles most underrated album.

Posted by: mikeski at January 25, 2024 09:56 PM (DgGvY)

232 246 In the end, there are lots of billable hours in this thing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 09:55 PM (aD39U

Teachable moments too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 09:56 PM (N9SfE)

233 Kenneth Eugene Smith, 58, becomes the first person in HISTORY to be executed by nitrogen gas after SCOTUS denied his appeal: Ate last meal of Waffle House steak, hash browns and eggs

Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 09:58 PM (geLO8)

234 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Pennsylvania Republicans have filed a lawsuit alleging Biden and Gov. Josh Shapiro violated the U.S. constitution when they passed legislation loosening voting restrictions.

[Through Roomba's EO 14019.]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 25, 2024 09:59 PM (2yu8s)

235 I think that the ultimatum by the administration was not very bright. Competent people would have taken at least through the weekend to formulate a response to Abbott. This stinks of Slow Joe having a tantrum.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 09:59 PM (aD39U)

236 Biden's ego won't let him back down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 25, 2024 10:00 PM (N9SfE)

237 >Competent people would have taken at least through the weekend to formulate a response to Abbott. This stinks of Slow Joe having a tantrum.

Joe's not in the decision loop

Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 10:00 PM (geLO8)

238 BREAKING: Pennsylvania Republicans have filed a lawsuit alleging Biden and Gov. Josh Shapiro violated the U.S. constitution when they passed legislation loosening voting restrictions.

huh.

the US Constitution? or the PA one?

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:01 PM (AcWfM)

239 255 >Competent people would have taken at least through the weekend to formulate a response to Abbott. This stinks of Slow Joe having a tantrum.

Barry having a tantrum

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 25, 2024 10:02 PM (AcWfM)

240 Kenneth Eugene Smith, 58, becomes the first person in HISTORY to be executed by nitrogen gas after SCOTUS denied his appeal: Ate last meal of Waffle House steak, hash browns and eggs
Posted by: Don Black
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Smothered & covered FTW

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 10:02 PM (i671v)

241 Does federalizing Texas National Guard constitute de facto occupation of Texas by federal troops?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 25, 2024 10:02 PM (WvGHv)

242 Gotta hit the range this weekend so I can assist the Eastern 2\3 of Oregon join Idaho if the balloon goes up.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 25, 2024 10:02 PM (5FnZt)

243 Obama's always had a thing for TX.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 25, 2024 10:03 PM (PdM5S)

244 Joe's not in the decision loop
Posted by: Don Black at January 25, 2024 10:00 PM (geLO

It makes you wonder who is. Pushing this today was a bad idea. They should of had at least a week of Kabuki Theater with the CPB cutting the wire and Texas putting new wire up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 25, 2024 10:03 PM (aD39U)

245 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 25, 2024 10:05 PM (llON8)

246 Smothered & covered FTW
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 25, 2024 10:02 PM (i671v)

I nominate this for thread winner of the month!!!

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 25, 2024 10:06 PM (wu87C)

247 245 who will blink- Biden's Handlers or Texas
Posted by: Don Black
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Posted by: Mitch McConnell at January 25, 2024 10:32 PM (ycI94)

248 Dinner tonight?
Utica Riggies

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