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Palestinian Terrorists Reject Offer to Exchange Hostages for a Two Month Ceasefire

The deal had been proposed by Egypt and Qatar.


Hamas reportedly rejected a proposal from Israel for a two-month ceasefire that would involve the relocation of Hamas leadership to other countries and the release of all hostages in exchange for Palestinian prisoners.

Hamas insists that it will not release any hostages until Israel ends its battle in the Gaza Strip and withdraws from the area, according to a senior Egyptian official, The Associated Press reported.

Hamas threatens that they'll murder the hostages unless their terms are quickly met:


Hamas says that time is running out to bring the approximately 110 people who remain hostage home alive after Hamas and other terrorists took more than 250 people captive and killed 1,200 others when invading Israel on Oct. 7, 2023.

More from Free Beacon. Hamas continues suggesting, ominously, there is "no chance" to save the hostages.

As Israeli planes resumed bombing Khan Younis in the southern Gaza Strip, senior Hamas spokesman Sami Abu Zuhri told Reuters that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's refusal to end the military offensive in Gaza "means there is no chance for the return of the [Israeli] captives."

His comment came after Netanyahu rejected the group's terms for the release of hostages and an end to the war, which included Israel's withdrawal from Gaza and leaving the group in power in the enclave.

"In exchange for the release of our hostages, Hamas demands the end of the war, the withdrawal of our forces from Gaza, the release of all the murderers and rapists," Netanyahu said in a statement. "And leaving Hamas intact."

"I reject outright the terms of surrender of the monsters of Hamas," Netanyahu said.

They Just Want to Breathe (TM). Did you know that?

Meanwhile, Israel is not letting up in its own War on Terror. The IDF is pushing into the southern Gaza terror stronghold city of Khan Yunis.

The IDF on Monday launched a division-level push into western Khan Yunis, ushering what will likely be the most intense fighting since early December when the military first entered other parts of Hamas's southern capital.

Division 98 has unleashed serious forces from its seven brigades, artillery, tanks, and air support, and surrounded western Khan Yunis which until now the IDF had mostly steered clear of.

The IDF earlier announced a large number of airstrikes which were meant to soften up the area for ground forces to move into the new areas more easily.

For the last seven weeks, IDF attacks on Khan Yunis had focused on the northern and eastern portions of the city.


A hotspot for Hamas terrorists

The IDF called western Khan Yunis the heart of Hamas's operations, including areas where its top two leaders Yahya Sinwar and Muhammad Deif, grew up.

The IDF said that this part of Khan Yunis is the densest, offering less room to maneuver, containing a larger number of civilians and sensitive sites, including hospitals.

Hospitals, aka Hamas terror bunkers.

Biden remains as fully engaged as ever:

Via Jazz Shaw at Hot Air.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:38 PM




Comments

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1 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 23, 2024 02:38 PM (aD39U)

2 I can't imagine that Israel really wanted this deal. I think they offered it knowing full well that it would be rejected.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 02:38 PM (mwCIn)

3 As Israeli planes resumed bombing Khan Younis in the southern Gaza Strip, senior Hamas spokesman Sami Abu Zuhri told Reuters that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's refusal to end the military offensive in Gaza "means there is no chance for the return of the [Israeli] captives."
++++
Interesting.

If there is now "no chance," then what incentive is there for Israel to do anything but pound you into dust as they starve you into mass graves (or until you surrender, of course - whichever comes first)?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 02:40 PM (mwCIn)

4 Israel is getting played.
Few if any of the hostages are still alive and Hamas wants Israelis who have family hostages to put pressure on Netanyahu to get them back.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 02:40 PM (jHGFl)

5 Biden: "There's no expectation at this point, but we are pushing it."

Are we talking about Gaza or a bowel movement?

Posted by: Meg Ryan at January 23, 2024 02:40 PM (CsUN+)

6 had a hunch y'all were up here

Posted by: DanMan at January 23, 2024 02:40 PM (8uzBS)

7 Take a few thousand young Hamas men captives, ideally related to the leadership, and let Hamas know if the hostages die they die.

Tit for tat.

The FNM will scream and holler but it will work.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2024 02:40 PM (ibTVg)

8 Killing Jews is more important than their own lives.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 02:41 PM (lTGtQ)

9 Reporter: "Are we expecting a hostage deal [in Gaza] any time soon?"

BIDEN: "Yes."

Reporter: "Oh, really? Okay.”

BIDEN: “Wait. Where?"

=========

"Biden hasn't had a single gaffe since he got out ahead of Obama on gay marriage."
-DU, 100% probability, they said it this morning

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

10 Arghhhh. Meg Ryan = Archimedes.

Posted by: Meg Ryan at January 23, 2024 02:41 PM (CsUN+)

11 The IDF lost 21 soldiers in an attack/ friendly fir incident when a bldg blew up the other day. The more that happens the less the Israelis will be amenable to peace

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2024 02:41 PM (wJraq)

12 The IDF said that this part of Khan Yunis is the densest, offering less room to maneuver, containing a larger number of civilians and sensitive sites, including hospitals.
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Which makes it a perfect command base for a government that does not value the concept of a "civilian." They get lots of shields and lots of corpses and make it morally expensive to defeat them while shoveling coal into their propaganda furnaces.

Dicks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 02:41 PM (mwCIn)

13 I can't imagine that Israel really wanted this deal. I think they offered it knowing full well that it would be rejected.

I think they just want to look like they're doing something.

I don't know the specific origins of "you must always appear to be doing something" came from in politics, but it's been a bad influence. States where the state congress only meets a small number of days a year have the right idea.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 02:41 PM (2ocoG)

14 Meg Ryan = Archimedes.

Archimedes said Eureka!

Meg Ryan said Ohh...ohh...ohhh yes!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2024 02:42 PM (ibTVg)

15 We will only accept Unconditional Surrender.

Posted by: Harry S. Trumanyahu at January 23, 2024 02:42 PM (w9Wax)

16 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning

Hahahaha

Posted by: That guy who is always amused by the "that guy" thing. at January 23, 2024 02:42 PM (CsUN+)

17 Reporter: "Are we expecting a hostage deal [in Gaza] any time soon?"
BIDEN: "Yes."
Reporter: "Oh, really? Okay."
BIDEN: "Wait. Where?"
++++
"The Leader of the Free World," ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 02:42 PM (mwCIn)

18 Frivolous Predictions.

As homage, Hamas will release the hostages on the day Trump is inaugurated.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 23, 2024 02:42 PM (JLky/)

19 These goat-pussy jihadis can't agree to this deal. The hostages are already dead.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

20 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 02:40 PM (jHGFl)

Families ( I don't know how many) have stormed the Knesset to get the hostages back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2024 02:43 PM (olb+p)

21 They could have accepted the deal, got the hostages back, and then crawfished and flattened the whole territory.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 02:43 PM (aD39U)

22 I bet there aren't many hostages still alive.

Posted by: DanMan at January 23, 2024 02:43 PM (8uzBS)

23 When Grenada took a few Americans hostage President Reagan destroyed their leadership and re-installed a leader working with the US.

"President" Biden neither knows nor cares that there are American hostages.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2024 02:43 PM (ibTVg)

24 Killing Jews is more important than their own lives.

For some of them, yes. For the leaders, hiding out in luxury in other countries, no.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (CsUN+)

25 I'm not following this stuff very closely, but why is Hamas making ANY decisions anymore?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (dGCAG)

26 Hamas threatens that they'll murder the hostages unless their terms are quickly met:


Do it and there won't be a Gazan left alive.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (Kyvfn)

27 "I reject outright the terms of surrender of the monsters of Hamas," Netanyahu said.
++++
I hope that's not a mistranslation, or that the translator didn't add some panache to it.

Because Hamas - beaten, bloodied and dying by the thousands under the grinding gears of a war machine - demanded that the country with all of the strength advantage surrender to it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (mwCIn)

28 Which makes it a perfect command base for a government that does not value the concept of a "civilian."

Dicks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

There are no civilians in Gaza, no matter what is reported, they are all combatants.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (jHGFl)

29 Hamas continues suggesting, ominously, there is "no chance" to save the hostages.
=====================
Because they are already dead

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (SXUVu)

30 Had Israel used a couple low yield nukes in Gaza on 10/8 this entire issue would likely have been resolved.

I understand why they didn't.

Sometimes you need to do the unthinkable to get your enemy to capitulate immediately and not spend months later dicking around with survivors.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (Q4IgG)

31 17 Reporter: "Are we expecting a hostage deal [in Gaza] any time soon?"
BIDEN: "Yes."
Reporter: "Oh, really? Okay."
BIDEN: "Wait. Where?"
++++
"The Leader of the Free World," ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 02:42 PM (mwCIn)

=========

"I pissed myself with joy at the thought of such a good and moral man at the helm of state."
-DU, 99.83% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

32 Reporter: "Are we expecting a hostage deal [in Gaza] any time soon?"
BIDEN: "Yes."
Reporter: "Oh, really? Okay."
BIDEN: "Wait. Where?"
++++

What other hostage deals are in the works?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (SExFt)

33 Cluster bomb the whole fucking area.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (pohLc)

34 Frivolous ponderings.

What if this whole war is a ploy by Hamas to destroy any pre-islamic archaeological value of the strip and erase Jewish and Christian history there?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (JLky/)

35 Killing Jews is more important than their own lives.

For some of them, yes. For the leaders, hiding out in luxury in other countries, no.
Posted by: Archimedes


That's where Mossad comes in.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (Kyvfn)

36 Hamas delenda est.*

*includes Harvard, MIT, UPenn, msm, BLM, antiFA and bureaucracy uniparty.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 23, 2024 02:45 PM (gxokI)

37 We will only accept Unconditional Surrender.

Posted by: Harry S. Trumanyahu

Right?

Posted by: Ulysses S. Grant you a few moments to say your goodbyes at January 23, 2024 02:45 PM (CsUN+)

38 35 Killing Jews is more important than their own lives.

For some of them, yes. For the leaders, hiding out in luxury in other countries, no.
Posted by: Archimedes


That's where Mossad comes in.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (Kyvfn)

========

That's where stories come from of Hamas leaders fleeing Qatar and then Lebanon last second.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

39 Hamas continues suggesting, ominously, there is "no chance" to save the hostages.

Didn't IDF just find a group of hostages dead that were allegedly still being held alive? I'd assume they're all dead at this point and proceed accordingly.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 02:45 PM (2ocoG)

40
Families ( I don't know how many) have stormed the Knesset to get the hostages back.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And are camping outside Netanyahu's home. I still think they are all dead.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 02:45 PM (jHGFl)

41 Want to see Biden lose it completely. Have someone sit down with him and do Abbott and Costello's but Who's on First. Smoke , sparks and drool would result

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (wJraq)

42 Sadly, I think we must assume the hostages are dead. Has there been any proof of life recently?

Wipe these evil Gazans out.
Every male 12 and over.

We humans cannot offer them redemption, only the God they refuse to accept.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (ufFY8)

43 Few if any of the hostages are still alive and Hamas wants Israelis who have family hostages to put pressure on Netanyahu to get them back.

Another "problem" for Hamas - any of the ones left alive have been tortured and raped for the last few months and the last thing they want is the hostages talking about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (ibTVg)

44 How many more wimmins an chillins gotta die before Jew bloodlust is sated???

Posted by: Paul, who sucks cock by choice at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (pohLc)

45 There are no civilians in Gaza, no matter what is reported, they are all combatants.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (jHGFl)
++++
Oh, there are probably a couple of people who aren't down with the struggle and never were. With a population that large, the odds of there being actually *zero* dissidents - even if they keep quiet - are quite low.

But by and large, yes. Gaza is Hamas and Hamas is Gaza. Mothers are raising warriors and long to see them sacrificed to Jihad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (mwCIn)

46 Frivolous assertions.

Israel needs to once and for all insist that there will be no Danegeld, ever.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (JLky/)

47 An enterprising reporter would ask Biden about the American hostages in Gaza. His head would spin.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (fs1hN)

48 Reporter: "Are we expecting a hostage deal [in Gaza] any time soon?"
BIDEN: "Yes."
Reporter: "Oh, really? Okay."
BIDEN: "Wait. Where?"
++++
"The Leader of the Free World," ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 02:42 PM (mwCIn)

In fairness, when he was asked about a hostage deal, he thought hostage was a turkey loaf sandwich.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (dGCAG)

49 BIDEN: “Wait. Where?"

"Some little country the size of N.J. Somewhere over in the Mid East, President Biden. No need to be concerned."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (olb+p)

50 Israel needs to stop taking it easy on Hamas.

Posted by: C Martel at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (L6YDh)

51 Israel should unequivocally state that any hostage that is not released in 24 hours will be presumed murdered by Hamas.

Hamas will then be treated accordingly, with no quarter and no surrender. They will be eliminated to the last man, woman, or child.

The only way to avoid this is to release any and all hostages remaining alive.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)

52 21 They could have accepted the deal, got the hostages back, and then crawfished and flattened the whole territory.
---------------
Your use of crawfished interests me. Exactly, what do you mean by crawfished.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (pZ64F)

53 48 Reporter: "Are we expecting a hostage deal [in Gaza] any time soon?"
BIDEN: "Yes."
Reporter: "Oh, really? Okay."
BIDEN: "Wait. Where?"
++++
"The Leader of the Free World," ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 02:42 PM (mwCIn)

In fairness, when he was asked about a hostage deal, he thought hostage was a turkey loaf sandwich.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (dGCAG)
___________

He thought they said "hoagie"

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

54 Who are you?

Where am I?

Bring us some figgy pudding.

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at January 23, 2024 02:47 PM (L81HX)

55 But by and large, yes. Gaza is Hamas and Hamas is Gaza. Mothers are raising warriors and long to see them sacrificed to Jihad.
___

Israel is simply accomodating this wish. Not sure what the problem is.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2024 02:47 PM (fs1hN)

56 In fairness, when he was asked about a hostage deal, he thought hostage was a turkey loaf sandwich.
-------------
That or a six year old girl absent her parents.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:47 PM (pZ64F)

57 Hamas can't agree because most of the hostages are dead or have been so thoroughly abused that they can never risk releasing them.

Everybody knows it, they're just PRETENDING otherwise.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 23, 2024 02:47 PM (setIA)

58 @9

>>"Biden hasn't had a single gaffe since he got out ahead of Obama on gay marriage."
-DU, 100% probability, they said it this morning


I think what we are witnessing, on a global scale is: The Curly Shuffle.

It's the only thing that makes sense

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

59 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 02:45 PM (jHGFl)

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (olb+p)

60 Israel needs to stop taking it easy on Hamas.

Israel needs to realize the Gaza "civilians" are more rabid than Hamas leadership. They all want to avenge the time the IDF destroyed Farfour The Jew-Hating Mouse's homework.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (2ocoG)

61 I was not surprised to see how the media tried to tie the Israeli casualties to the "ceasefire offer." Originally they were saying it was Hamas' offer and the Israelis were considering it...and with 21 casualties the media could then twist into how Hamas was succeeding.

Gawd I hate the media.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (W/lyH)

62 110 hostages still alive? Uh huh, and I've got a bunker in Gaza for sale.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (tT6L1)

63 Mila Kunis > Khan Younis

Posted by: spindrift at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (AA8bA)

64 The remaining hostages are already dead. Probably have been for some time.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (3AR13)

65 32 Reporter: "Are we expecting a hostage deal [in Gaza] any time soon?"
BIDEN: "Yes."
Reporter: "Oh, really? Okay."
BIDEN: "Wait. Where?"
++++

What other hostage deals are in the works?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (SExFt)

++++

That's pretty funny.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (CmpAD)

66 Families ( I don't know how many) have stormed the Knesset to get the hostages back.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hate to sound like an asshoe, but this might be one of those 'Needs of the many' situations.

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (H5IZ1)

67 Thankfully, Palestine will take good care of the hostages. Totes magotes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (d2bW3)

68 Publish the family trees of all Hamas members. Title the pages "Kill List".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 02:49 PM (SXUVu)

69 Mila Jovavich = Mila Kunis > Khan Younis

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 02:49 PM (CsUN+)

70 If there is now "no chance," then what incentive is there for Israel to do anything but pound you into dust as they starve you into mass graves (or until you surrender, of course - whichever comes first)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Exactly. Any hostages still alive are Hamas' only bargaining chip, and they just pulled an Obama "Don't call my bluff" moment.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 23, 2024 02:49 PM (/OWHH)

71 Israel should unequivocally state that any hostage that is not released in 24 hours will be presumed murdered by Hamas.

Hamas will then be treated accordingly, with no quarter and no surrender. They will be eliminated to the last man, woman, or child.

The only way to avoid this is to release any and all hostages remaining alive.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)

I'm wondering if any Hamas negotiators are present in Gaza.

Seems if you want to take out the Hamas negotiators, you have to start bombing luxury hotels in Qatar.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 02:50 PM (dGCAG)

72 Your use of crawfished interests me. Exactly, what do you mean by crawfished.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (pZ64F)

To reneg on a deal. To agree, take your half and then back out. Crawfish swim backwards.

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2024 02:50 PM (H5IZ1)

73 Biden remains as fully engaged as ever:

*******

I glanced at the first two words and thought 'remains' was a noun and briefly got my hopes up before reading the rest of the sentence.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2024 02:50 PM (991eG)

74 Hate to sound like an asshoe, but this might be one of those 'Needs of the many' situations.
Posted by: Vanya

No, not needs of many, but needs of the next victims.

Every hostage saved is two hostages taken in future.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 23, 2024 02:50 PM (JLky/)

75 What's this 2 month ceasefire shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the United Nations and Joe Biden's office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked hamas in the ass Saturday. I fuck hamas in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Posted by: Jesus Quintana Goldstein, IDF Commander at January 23, 2024 02:50 PM (EvkyC)

76 Of course most of the hostages are already dead, with the remainder raped, tortured, and mutilated and wishing they were already dead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 02:50 PM (pohLc)

77 It's pretty crazy to realize just how much of the 70s has been re-created / re-lived over the last few years.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 02:50 PM (l4HL2)

78 68 Publish the family trees of all Hamas members. Title the pages "Kill List".
__

From what I understand of Hamas breeding, the tree doesn't have a lot of branches.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2024 02:50 PM (fs1hN)

79 Families ( I don't know how many) have stormed the Knesset to get the hostages back.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hate to sound like an asshoe, but this might be one of those 'Needs of the many' situations.
Posted by: Vanya


THOSE hostages are probably already dead. Reason why they haven't been used as bargaining chips already.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 02:50 PM (Kyvfn)

80 Hate to sound like an asshoe, but this might be one of those 'Needs of the many' situations.
Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2024 02:48 PM (H5IZ1)


I feel for the families, and if it was a loved one of mine, I don't know what I'd do. But you just can't give in to these animals.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (bhRsz)

81 Hamas is trying really hard to add "of Palistinians" to their "From the river, to the sea" slogan.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (fKIdX)

82 Exactly. Any hostages still alive are Hamas' only bargaining chip, and they just pulled an Obama "Don't call my bluff" moment.

Obama's a Muslim (sort of, he believes he's Allah), so that tracks.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (2ocoG)

83 ISRAEL HAS KILLED SEVERAL GRILLION BILLION CHILDREN! HAMAS NEVER RAPED ANYONE, THOSE SLUTS DESERVED IT!

Posted by: Mr. FAFO at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (L6YDh)

84 Publish the family trees of all Hamas members. Title the pages "Kill List".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 02:49 PM (SXUVu)

Tall with very few branches.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (WVAwc)

85 72 Your use of crawfished interests me. Exactly, what do you mean by crawfished.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (pZ64F)

To reneg on a deal. To agree, take your half and then back out. Crawfish swim backwards.
----------
Hmm. Okay. I've never encountered that expression. Thanks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (pZ64F)

86 Surrender or die

Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (geLO8)

87 The Muslims can't agree to a two-state solution because then they'd be a state and get REALLY ****ed up by Israel for their attacks, and rightly so.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 02:52 PM (l4HL2)

88 What other hostage deals are in the works?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (SExFt)

Maybe he means himself.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 02:52 PM (dGCAG)

89 @66 Vanya, you sound perfectly rational. The Israeli government should take the position they're already dead and act accordingly. I recognize their need to rescue all Jews given the Holocaust, but playing the Pali hostage game will get more Israelis killed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2024 02:52 PM (wJraq)

90 I doubt any hostages are alive. Being starved, beaten and raped multiple hundreds of times (both men and women) over three months tends to kill you.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 02:52 PM (lTGtQ)

91 Publish the family trees of all Hamas members. Title the pages "Kill List".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 02:49 PM (SXUVu)

Tall with very few branches.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (WVAwc)
---
More like a highly entangled rats' nest...with very few lines going outside of it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

92 Anyone know how much territory Hamas controls at this time?

Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 02:53 PM (geLO8)

93 Publish the family trees of all Hamas members. Title the pages "Kill List".
__

From what I understand of Hamas breeding, the tree doesn't have a lot of branches.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Looks more like a slingshot.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 02:53 PM (Kyvfn)

94 Hmm. Okay. I've never encountered that expression. Thanks.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (pZ64F)
Yankee.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 02:53 PM (pohLc)

95 Hamas threats and efforts to intimidate remind me of an Old Testament passage that goes something to the effect of "let not him who puts on his armor boast as one taking off his armor. "

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2024 02:53 PM (SExFt)

96 What about the five million dogs the IDF killed?

I laughed when ace casually mentioned that in a post a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2024 02:53 PM (ufFY8)

97 I feel for the families, and if it was a loved one of mine, I don't know what I'd do.

-

Agreed. I would hope mine would know I'd be fine and would see them in Heaven, and they could be comfortable with their actions ending this and trying to discourage future Muslim activity.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 02:54 PM (l4HL2)

98 85 72 Your use of crawfished interests me. Exactly, what do you mean by crawfished.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:46 PM (pZ64F)

To reneg on a deal. To agree, take your half and then back out. Crawfish swim backwards.
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Hmm. Okay. I've never encountered that expression. Thanks.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (pZ64F)
__________

I thought I heard it all. Apparently not.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 02:54 PM (iFTx/)

99 What the f they got a hospital and a mosque and a baby formula factory on every block???!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2024 02:54 PM (OiAR7)

100 Your use of crawfished interests me. Exactly, what do you mean by crawfished.
Posted by: Pudinhead


I can help you with this euphamism!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 23, 2024 02:54 PM (w9Wax)

101 Anyone know how much territory Hamas controls at this time?
Posted by: Don Black

It's all underground.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 02:54 PM (jHGFl)

102 they are not "just" looking for hostages. they are destroying tunnels that are weapons factories which are difficult to get from air. they are going after the entire unholy terror infrastructure, and that is painstaking task. that is why they said it will take all of 2024.

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2024 02:55 PM (V13WU)

103 It is going to be ugly either way.

This may sound cold, but the MURDERS of the hostages by Hamas might actually make things better in the long run?

Posted by: rd at January 23, 2024 02:55 PM (35Bl+)

104 94 Hmm. Okay. I've never encountered that expression. Thanks.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:51 PM (pZ64F)
Yankee.
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I eaten crawdaddies and spent many an hour chasing them about in the creeks. Just never heard that expression. BTW, they make great bait.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:55 PM (pZ64F)

105 >Reporter: "Are we expecting a hostage deal [in Gaza] any time soon?"
BIDEN: "Yes."
Reporter: "Oh, really? Okay."
BIDEN: "Wait. Where?"

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perfect

What doesn't the President know, and when didn't he know it?

Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 02:55 PM (geLO8)

106 Anyone know how much territory Hamas controls at this time?
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 02:53 PM (geLO

The 17th through 19th floors of the Doha Ritz Carlton.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

107 What the f they got a hospital and a mosque and a baby formula factory on every block???!!!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2024 02:54 PM (OiAR7)

The funniest part of that is that they're insisting they have infrastructure and industry.

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2024 02:55 PM (H5IZ1)

108 Cluster bomb the whole fucking area.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (pohLc)

Cluster bombs don't do well in urban settings. Fuel/air bombs on the other hand.......

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 23, 2024 02:56 PM (BdMk6)

109 "Because Hamas - beaten, bloodied and dying by the thousands under the grinding gears of a war machine - demanded that the country with all of the strength advantage surrender to it."

"Come back and fight like a man" Monty Python bit

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (Cus5s)

110 Every Palestinian spokesman needs to die painfully.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (SExFt)

111 i also suspect that biden prevented the acquisition of heavy "bunker busting" bombs that were used earlier in the war and successfully in the northern part of gaza. but that is just my guess.

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (V13WU)

112 Cluster bomb the whole fucking area.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (pohLc)

Cluster bombs don't do well in urban settings. Fuel/air bombs on the other hand.......

*raises hand eagerly

Posted by: Neutron Bomb at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (w9Wax)

113 >It's all underground.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

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no, I mean square miles or kilometers
is there a perimeter
certainly they occupy some city blocks or something
fuckers gotta come up for air sometime

Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (geLO8)

114 I doubt any hostages are alive. Being starved, beaten and raped multiple hundreds of times (both men and women) over three months tends to kill you.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 02:52 PM (lTGtQ)

I've not kept a close eye on it, but I'm guessing the freed hostages are confirming SA?

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (H5IZ1)

115 We really need to discuss the climate impacts of Israel's war. Maybe we should send John Fucking Kerry to Gaza to investigate

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (NYzgN)

116 they are not "just" looking for hostages. they are destroying tunnels that are weapons factories which are difficult to get from air. they are going after the entire unholy terror infrastructure, and that is painstaking task. that is why they said it will take all of 2024.
Posted by: runner


Sit back. Blockade. Nothing in or out.

NOTHING. No food. No water. No medicine.

Starvation will take over by June.
Donner parties by September.
Shoot anyone left in November.
Game over by December.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (Kyvfn)

117 The 17th through 19th floors of the Doha Ritz Carlton.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

I thought they got kicked out of country.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (WVAwc)

118 In Biden's defense, I said "Wait, WHAT!?!?" To myself when I read about the hostage trade idea in the Morning Report.

In MY defense, I did know where they were talking about.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (4DmgE)

119 The IDF said that this part of Khan Yunis is the densest, offering less room to maneuver, containing a larger number of civilians and sensitive sites, including hospitals.


This will be the most difficult paet.of the war. Its close fighting, difficult to dig them out, and lots.of civilians with no where to go. It will be interesting to see how the IDF proceeds. I wonder if at some point they open up a pathway for women and children to go to a camp back to the north? 48 hours to move. Then level what's next knowing full well hamas will force as many as possible to stay.
Also I would love to hear what is being said between Israel and the other arab states about a pali surrender. Who is left to surrender for them?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (W/lyH)

120 They are mostly dead by now is my guess.. or sold.. Middle Eas still does slavery..

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2024 02:58 PM (PCK5/)

121 108 Cluster bomb the whole fucking area.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (pohLc)

Cluster bombs don't do well in urban settings. Fuel/air bombs on the other hand.......
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 23, 2024 02:56 PM (BdMk6)

Remember the MOAB? Most powerful non-nuclear warhead? Yeah. Carpet bomb Gaza with those. Drop enough of them and Israel could create a new sea port.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2024 02:58 PM (N39Ws)

122 hhhmmmm fuel air bomb in a tunnel... I suspect the over pressure would do a bit of damage.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 02:58 PM (jHGFl)

123 111 i also suspect that biden prevented the acquisition of heavy "bunker busting" bombs that were used earlier in the war and successfully in the northern part of gaza. but that is just my guess.
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My guess is we don't have enough to hand out cuz the big show in Ukraine.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:58 PM (pZ64F)

124 Dresden enters the chat

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2024 02:58 PM (NYzgN)

125 Sit back. Blockade. Nothing in or out.

NOTHING. No food. No water. No medicine.


==


if they could they would. they tried, but there is a bit of pressure. theses days even Russia is not free to carpet bomb Kiev.

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2024 02:59 PM (V13WU)

126 I thought they were flooding the tunnels. Didn't work out?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2024 02:59 PM (NYzgN)

127 120 They are mostly dead by now is my guess.. or sold.. Middle Eas still does slavery..
Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2024 02:58 PM (PCK5/)

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Another sad artifact of American imperialism, exporting the practice of slavery which George Washington started when he enslaved the guy who invented peanut butter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

128 What the f they got a hospital and a mosque and a baby formula factory on every block???!!!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 23, 2024 02:54 PM (OiAR7)

The funniest part of that is that they're insisting they have infrastructure and industry.
Posted by: Vanya


GDP of a buck twenty.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 02:59 PM (Kyvfn)

129 I thought they got kicked out of country.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 02:57 PM (WVAwc)

I don't know, but I would assume "kicked out of the country" would be about as accurate and reliable as a Clinton saying "Ah did not have sekshall relations with that woman."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 02:59 PM (dGCAG)

130 120 They are mostly dead by now is my guess.. or sold.. Middle Eas still does slavery..
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So does Africa, Asia and South America.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 02:59 PM (pZ64F)

131 Saw two news stories just now that made me laugh:

- Global warming will release deadlier covid from frozen permafrost

- Fani Willis may be removed from prosecuting Trump

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 03:00 PM (2ocoG)

132 I fear the remaining hostages are mostly dead already. Hamas isn't the best at hospitality.

Barely feeding them, raping them, mistreating them as torture (like telling them that Israel was already destroyed, threatening to kill them, etc.). Anyone who survives all that will have PTSD probably for life. But maybe by now a lot of them didn't survive.

That may be why Hamas has stopped offering hostages sent back... they might not have many left.

Posted by: mr_jack at January 23, 2024 03:00 PM (uaMaZ)

133
The "it" FJB referred to as being pushed was his afternoon stool.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2024 03:00 PM (xG4kz)

134 All Biden needs to complete the picture is Harvey Korman trying to keep from busting out laughing as he tells him he's in a big hurry waiting for Biden to cut his sausages or fix his clock.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2024 03:00 PM (mupln)

135 "Biden hasn't had a single gaffe since he got out ahead of Obama on gay marriage."
-DU, 100% probability, they said it this morning
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

Are they unaware that Obama is in a gay marriage?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 03:01 PM (zhLdt)

136 Are they unaware that Obama is in a gay marriage?

He's finally made an honest man out of Reggie?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

137 I wish the fucking global warming on my street would melt. Been there a week.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 03:01 PM (pohLc)

138 That may be why Hamas has stopped offering hostages sent back... they might not have many left.
Posted by: mr_jack at January 23, 2024 03:00 PM (uaMaZ)

Or they do not want to risk of the world finding out about the level of torture and rape they are inflicting on the hostages. Dead hostages tell no tales.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2024 03:01 PM (N39Ws)

139 131 - Fani Willis may be removed from prosecuting Trump
Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 03:00 PM (2ocoG)

========

This not happening through the AG of GA bringing official criminal charges is a travesty of the American system.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

140 - Global warming will release deadlier covid from frozen permafrost
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Well, there go the mastodons.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:02 PM (pZ64F)

141 This "deal" should make the Palesimpians STFU. Ceasefire offer made. Ceasefire offer rejected.


They won't STFU, but they should.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 23, 2024 03:02 PM (sjdRT)

142 I think Bibi knows he's done when this is over, age, "not defending settlements," whatever.

As long as the war coalition gov't doesn't dissolve, those in the coalition know he will be gone, they will go forward and hama won't be much around.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 23, 2024 03:03 PM (FxH7T)

143 Kill them all. Open some nice seaside resorts. Fuck these people. Fuck Hamas, the Pals and their supporters.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 03:03 PM (SzI2j)

144 141 This "deal" should make the Palesimpians STFU. Ceasefire offer made. Ceasefire offer rejected.


They won't STFU, but they should.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 23, 2024 03:02 PM (sjdRT)

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The left will still blame Israel for not having a ceasefire because they are only interested in peace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

145 Anyone know how much territory Hamas controls at this time?
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 02:53 PM (geLO

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I think Israel should take a couple of kilometers off the northern section of the wGaza Strip when this is all done. Turn it into an empty park

Tell the Palestinians this is what will happen to another 5 kilometers of the Gaza Strip next time, and 10 kilometers the time after that, until they are pushed into Egypt.

Make them physically pay with what they supposedly care most about, Land.

Posted by: rd at January 23, 2024 03:03 PM (QQ8Un)

146 To be fair, Biden was confused because "release the hostages" is his codephrase for "making a poopie".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 23, 2024 03:03 PM (/OWHH)

147 when Israel speaks of "bringing them back" they mean those that are alive and dead...

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2024 03:03 PM (V13WU)

148 "Global warming will release deadlier covid from frozen permafrost"

That COVID of 35,000 BC was a cast-iron bitch.

Posted by: Moog Ook at January 23, 2024 03:03 PM (CwhoI)

149 Are they unaware that Obama is in a gay marriage?

He's finally made an honest man out of Reggie?
Posted by: Ian S.


Big Mike.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 03:04 PM (Kyvfn)

150 IDF confirmed that they searched a cemetery based on intelligence and sent bodies back for identification

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2024 03:04 PM (V13WU)

151 More quick like a bunny.

Federal Court of Canada rules it was illegal for Trudeau to declare national emergency to stop the trucker convoy, freeze bank accounts

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 23, 2024 03:05 PM (FVME7)

152 Since Jodie Foster is back in front of cameras maybe Israel should invade Lebanon?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:05 PM (pZ64F)

153 Israel is getting played.

Few if any of the hostages are still alive and Hamas wants Israelis who have family hostages to put pressure on Netanyahu to get them back.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 02:40 PM (jHGFl)

That is the goal, but so far, Netanyahu is holding firm in spite of significant pressure from the families of the hostages and, I am assuming, the far left.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:05 PM (gSZYf)

154 hhhmmmm fuel air bomb in a tunnel... I suspect the over pressure would do a bit of damage.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 02:58 PM (jHGFl)

Yup. They've been proven to do just that in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 23, 2024 03:05 PM (BdMk6)

155
Sit back. Blockade. Nothing in or out.

NOTHING. No food. No water. No medicine.

Like Robinson Caruso it's primitive as can be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2024 03:05 PM (63Dwl)

156 140 - Global warming will release deadlier covid from frozen permafrost
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Well, there go the mastodons.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:02 PM (pZ64F)
_______

"Fuck 'em!"

-- Smilodons

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

157 also suspect that biden prevented the acquisition of heavy "bunker busting" bombs that were used earlier in the war and successfully in the northern part of gaza. but that is just my guess.
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Pali farts could bust a few bunkers.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 23, 2024 03:06 PM (SExFt)

158 Global warming will release deadlier covid from frozen permafrost

So were their ancient Chinese Bat Ladies in Siberia making COVID viruses to kill the Mongols or something?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2024 03:06 PM (ibTVg)

159 "I pissed myself with joy at the thought of such a good and moral man at the helm of state."
-DU, 99.83% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

You could have put the period right after the word 'myself' without significantly affecting the probability.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 03:06 PM (zhLdt)

160 Q: What does Fani Willis love to drink?

A: A Dickens Cider

Posted by: Dude who tells jokes at January 23, 2024 03:06 PM (3fE+V)

161 153 That is the goal, but so far, Netanyahu is holding firm in spite of significant pressure from the families of the hostages and, I am assuming, the far left.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:05 PM (gSZYf)

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Every prominent leftist politician in Israel keeps saying that Israel is firmly behind Bibi in the war and that they won't stop until Hamas is defeated.

It seems to be an interesting dynamic internally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

162 Seriously, just wipe these people out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 23, 2024 03:07 PM (XNd56)

163 That is the goal, but so far, Netanyahu is holding firm in spite of significant pressure from the families of the hostages and, I am assuming, the far left.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

And all the NGOs, EU, and our State (spit) Department.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 03:07 PM (jHGFl)

164 So were their ancient Chinese Bat Ladies in Siberia making COVID viruses to kill the Mongols or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2024 03:06 PM

Ancient Chinese secret! Tide!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 03:07 PM (SzI2j)

165 138 That may be why Hamas has stopped offering hostages sent back... they might not have many left.
Posted by: mr_jack at January 23, 2024 03:00 PM (uaMaZ)

Or they do not want to risk of the world finding out about the level of torture and rape they are inflicting on the hostages. Dead hostages tell no tales.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2024 03:01 PM (N39Ws)

Everyone other than pro-terror apologists have filled in the blanks by now. No one is in the dark who does not want to be at this point.

Posted by: the palis showed their colors early on at January 23, 2024 03:07 PM (L81HX)

166 Palestinians need to be on the extinct species list, along with leftists and Anopheles mosquito.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 03:07 PM (pohLc)

167 I am sorry to say this but if Hamas still have living hostages, wouldn’t they be releasing videos of them? Play on Israeli public opinion? Yes, they’re barbarians, but media savvy too.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 23, 2024 03:08 PM (gxRWI)

168 I think any hostage remaining in Hamas' hands has been so thoroughly tortured that releasing them would likely be "bad PR" for them and they know it.

They're stalling for time. Probably have thousands of mortars, rockets and missiles on the way from Iran.

Which brings up an interesting question; how stretched is Iran's munitions sector with them supplying the Houthi's, Hamas, and all the other terrorist groups?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2024 03:09 PM (Q4IgG)

169 We need more videos of crying crisis actor with the braces fagistinian.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 03:09 PM (SzI2j)

170 There is a Nazi name for what I consider Hamas to be, but i won’t say it.. though it fits…

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2024 03:09 PM (PCK5/)

171 I wrote off the hostages in October. This whole episode reminds me of pre 9-11 hyjackings. "I always wanted to see Cuba", those days are gone.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 23, 2024 03:09 PM (Z8Yh2)

172 Gaza needs to be wholly controlled on all sides by Israel. No sea access. No Egypt access. Fence it off, aggressively block tunnels.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2024 03:10 PM (NYzgN)

173 Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 23, 2024 03:08 PM (gxRWI)

Any hostages still breathing prolly ain't too photogenic anymore.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 03:10 PM (pohLc)

174 Every prominent leftist politician in Israel keeps saying that Israel is firmly behind Bibi in the war and that they won't stop until Hamas is defeated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

I'm not talking about the politicians...I am talking about the small fifth column in Israel that is hard left. There are Israelis who pimp for a two-state "solution." Sadly, there are fewer of them now than on October 6th, since some of the Israelis living on the border with Gaza were true believers in the innate goodness of the Palestinian citizen!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:10 PM (gSZYf)

175 Seriously, just wipe these people out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

What people? We're talking about Hamas, not people.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2024 03:10 PM (cRrcX)

176 166 Palestinians need to be on the extinct species list, along with leftists and Anopheles mosquito.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 03:07 PM (pohLc)
_________

"Hey! Don't lump us in with those degenerate bloodsucking parasites."

-- Anopheles mosquitos

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

177 Palestinians need to be on the extinct species list, along with leftists and Anopheles mosquito.

That's a horrible thing to say. Mosquitoes are very tasty.

Posted by: Bats at January 23, 2024 03:10 PM (CsUN+)

178 I am sorry to say this but if Hamas still have living hostages, wouldn’t they be releasing videos of them? Play on Israeli public opinion? Yes, they’re barbarians, but media savvy too.

--

I thought for sure I saw one about a week ago from the poor girl that was hauled off in that video clip saying she didn't want to die. I seem to remember something about Hamas saying they'd let the world know on that Monday what her fate was, and others like her. I never heard a follow up about it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2024 03:11 PM (mupln)

179 I'm not talking about the politicians...I am talking about the small fifth column in Israel that is hard left. There are Israelis who pimp for a two-state "solution." Sadly, there are fewer of them now than on October 6th, since some of the Israelis living on the border with Gaza were true believers in the innate goodness of the Palestinian citizen!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:10 PM

I have to believe that the horror changed many minds about that. Not all, but some.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 03:11 PM (SzI2j)

180 @4 Israelis who have family hostages to put pressure on Netanyahu to get them back.

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No doubt. But reportedly a number of the families of hostages are now saying "Kill them all" instead. The families have accepted that they're probably not going to see their lived ones alive, and instead are pushing to deal with Hamas once and for all.

Posted by: junior at January 23, 2024 03:11 PM (1pB3s)

181 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2024 03:12 PM (pVWRI)

182 And all the NGOs, EU, and our State (spit) Department.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 03:07 PM (jHGFl)

Yup.

Amazing how hard left our government and those it feeds has become.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:12 PM (gSZYf)

183 Staff meetings would be greatly enhanced with cocktails and a pool table.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2024 03:12 PM (vgY+0)

184 I don't know why we are withholding the ultimate weapon in our arsenal.

James Taylor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 03:12 PM (vV7yf)

185 The simple question HISTORY demands you ask yourself...

Is the life of 110 hostages today, worth thousands of terrorist victims over the next few decades.

But hell, we invaded two countries and have been at war for 20 years over 3000 deaths, while allowing Fentanyl to kill 100K of our citizens LAST YEAR...

The Human Race is not rational.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2024 03:12 PM (xaFKb)

186 How do we know they aren't already dead? I think Hamas is just stalling for time.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at January 23, 2024 03:12 PM (ilHZO)

187 Which brings up an interesting question; how stretched is Iran's munitions sector with them supplying the Houthi's, Hamas, and all the other terrorist groups?

Iran is starting to have problems with yutes protesting all the money the moolahs are spending everywhere but Iran. It's a hazardous undertaking, so good for them.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 03:12 PM (CsUN+)

188 IDF soldiers discovered a booby-trapped tunnel system where hostage toddlers were held in cages. CAGES.

Feed these vermin feet first to the pigs. Then get nasty.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2024 03:12 PM (iKXHy)

189 Once upon a time, I believed in the legendary "Palestinian" civilian. It's impossible to continue in said belief since the surviving hostages were set free, and not even one of them could speak of a Gazan showing them the tiniest glimmer of kindness or sympathy -- on the contrary, children were vying for chances to mock and torment them. No matter how bad it got in Europe during The Big One, it was never THAT bad. Just saying.

Posted by: werewife, princess of Delray Beach at January 23, 2024 03:13 PM (SPNTN)

190 182

Yup.

Amazing how hard left our government and those it feeds has become.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:12 PM (gSZYf)

I am convinced that we have our own Politburo that runs the show..

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2024 03:13 PM (PCK5/)

191 Global warming will release deadlier covid from frozen permafrost
--------------
Well, there go the mastodons.
Posted by: Pudinhead

*******


Have you ever tried fitting a mastodon with an N-95 mask?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2024 03:13 PM (991eG)

192 I have to believe that the horror changed many minds about that. Not all, but some.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 03:11 PM (SzI2j)

I hope so. But it will take a few years to see whether there has been a sea change in Israel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:13 PM (gSZYf)

193 I’m sorry but Hamas doesn’t rate to be called “terrorists”. The proper usage would be “barbarians”.

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

194 The State Of California Is Too Broke To Implement Costly Climate Legislation

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

195 I don't know why we are withholding the ultimate weapon in our arsenal.

James Taylor.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Not Yoko Ono?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 23, 2024 03:14 PM (/OWHH)

196 I’m sorry but Hamas doesn’t rate to be called “terrorists”. The proper usage would be “barbarians”.

Barbarians can be noble. See Conan.

Hamas are insects, vermin, and parasites. They will not be missed.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 03:15 PM (CsUN+)

197 Ultimate weapons?

Gonna drop Lizzo and Stacey Abrams on Khan Younis?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2024 03:15 PM (iKXHy)

198 "IT'S A TRAP!"

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 03:15 PM (czTVy)

199 >>This will be the most difficult paet.of the war. Its close fighting, difficult to dig them out, and lots.of civilians


This is war. There are no civilians. Only Hamas.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2024 03:15 PM (mdhFC)

200 194 The State Of California Is Too Broke To Implement Costly Climate Legislation
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

But not too broke to give illegals free medical care!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2024 03:15 PM (xaFKb)

201 I thought for sure I saw one about a week ago from the poor girl that was hauled off in that video clip saying she didn't want to die. I seem to remember something about Hamas saying they'd let the world know on that Monday what her fate was, and others like her. I never heard a follow up about it.
Posted by: Lady in Black


IIRC, they killed her later that day.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 03:16 PM (Kyvfn)

202 This is war. There are no civilians. Only Hamas.

What about Dana? Or is there only Zuul?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 03:16 PM (CsUN+)

203 Not Yoko Ono?
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My prediction is Yoko won't make it through 2024. Not a ghoul - just noticed she's retired to her and John's upstate estate last summer.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:16 PM (pZ64F)

204 199 >>This will be the most difficult paet.of the war. Its close fighting, difficult to dig them out, and lots.of civilians


This is war. There are no civilians. Only Hamas.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2024 03:15 PM (mdhFC)

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If civilians don't want to be involved in a war, then it might behoove them to not vote for a party that promises perpetual war.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

205 Have you ever tried fitting a mastodon with an N-95 mask?

So where is Barbara Streisand?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2024 03:16 PM (iKXHy)

206 The State Of California Is Too Broke To Implement Costly Climate Legislation
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 03:14 PM (RHGPo)
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Close the schools! Stop policing!

Gaia demands it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 03:16 PM (vV7yf)

207 Dear Hamas. Your lips to G-d's ear.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2024 03:17 PM (xhfG9)

208
Take a few thousand young Hamas men captives, ideally related to the leadership, and let Hamas know if the hostages die they die.

Tit for tat.

The FNM will scream and holler but it will work.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2024 02:40 PM (ibTVg)


So the Russian method. Back in the day, Hezbollah took several Russian diplomats hostage in Beirut. The KGB took several family members of the hostage-takers and executed them (everyone knew who the hostage-takers were, including the CIA and Israelis). The bodies were left on the hostage-takers' parents' doorsteps.

Hezbollah released the Russians within 48 hours, with an apology. CIA head Casey chuckled at the time, remarking that the Russians spoke Hezbollah's language.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2024 03:17 PM (n+4am)

209 Have you ever tried fitting a mastodon with an N-95 mask?
Posted by: Muldoon


I once shot one in my pajamas. If he can fit in those, he can wear a friggen mask.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 03:17 PM (Kyvfn)

210 Reporter: "Are we expecting a hostage deal [in Gaza] any time soon?"
BIDEN: "Yes."
Reporter: "Oh, really? Okay.”
BIDEN: “Wait. Where?"

America has so many of our own hostages overseas, it is hard to keep track of them. Shades of Jimmy Carter and Iran.

Posted by: rd at January 23, 2024 03:17 PM (A9oTK)

211 So where is Barbara Streisand?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2024 03:16 PM

We're not that cruel are we? S/

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 03:17 PM (SzI2j)

212 If civilians don't want to be involved in a war, then it might behoove them to not vote for a party that promises perpetual war.
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Are you talking about Palestine or America?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (pZ64F)

213 If civilians don't want to be involved in a war, then it might behoove them to not vote for a party that promises perpetual war.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm sorry, but that won't work for me.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (vV7yf)

214 @115 that suggestion just gave me the image of Kerry and James Taylor sitting in the rubble of Gaza singing You've Got a Friend. And then a mortar round hits them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (wJraq)

215 Biden is me when I haven't been paying attention in a meeting and my boss asks me a question.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (IGKzA)

216 If civilians don't want to be involved in a war, then it might behoove them to not vote for a party that promises perpetual war.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

/Looks at 20 years of perpetual war by the US...

Uh..... shit...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (xaFKb)

217
The State Of California Is Too Broke To Implement Costly Climate Legislation

Posted by: SMOD

The bones of the high speed rail between SFO and LAX will be pointed at and laughed about for centuries to come!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (xG4kz)

218 I hope so. But it will take a few years to see whether there has been a sea change in Israel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Not to mention the change in American voting habits as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (jHGFl)

219 This is war. There are no civilians. Only Hamas.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2024 03:15 PM (mdhFC)

=========

If civilians don't want to be involved in a war, then it might behoove them to not vote for a party that promises perpetual war.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


For fifty f'n years. Yeah. There are no innocents.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (Kyvfn)

220 israel needs to agree to a ceasefire and negotiate.

also we need to keep sending arms to ukraine until russia is defeated

also we need to keep talking to the iranians because having a-bombs will make them more reasonable

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (B1FKF)

221 People are wishcasting on the Dems replacing Biden. Even Trump is saying it, though I think he's just spreading FUD - he knows Biden is going to be the candidate.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (xhfG9)

222 Federal Court Rules Trudeau's Response to Truckers was Illegal.

… I guess I no longer have to be suspect of all Canadians who “honk”. Especially those geese.

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 03:19 PM (RHGPo)

223 If civilians don't want to be involved in a war, then it might behoove them to not vote for a party that promises perpetual war.
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Are you talking about Palestine or America?
Posted by: Pudinhead


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 03:19 PM (Kyvfn)

224 Biden is me when I haven't been paying attention in a meeting and my boss asks me a question.

That's when you say something cryptic, like "embrace the healing power of and".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 03:19 PM (CsUN+)

225 that suggestion just gave me the image of Kerry and James Taylor sitting in the rubble of Gaza singing You've Got a Friend. And then a mortar round hits them
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I love a story with a happy ending!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2024 03:19 PM (cRrcX)

226 Tit for tat.

The FNM will scream and holler but it will work.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2024 02:40 PM (ibTVg)

It won't work.

Israel needs to capture the top leadership and force them to order the rank-and-file to release the hostages.

But that will be almost impossible.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:19 PM (gSZYf)

227 Cruel?

This is Chuy land...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2024 03:19 PM (iKXHy)

228 I don't know why we are withholding the ultimate weapon in our arsenal.

James Taylor.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Not Yoko Ono?

Posted by: Stu Podaso



I'm pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 03:20 PM (lTGtQ)

229 206 The State Of California Is Too Broke To Implement Costly Climate Legislation
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 03:14 PM (RHGPo)
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Close the schools! Stop policing!

Gaia demands it.
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Leftist twits always do things half assed. I wish they would totally defund the police so the good guys can clean up the mess on aisle nine.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:20 PM (pZ64F)

230 221 People are wishcasting on the Dems replacing Biden. Even Trump is saying it, though I think he's just spreading FUD - he knows Biden is going to be the candidate.
Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (xhfG9)

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Of course he's not going to be the candidate. He stepped down on January 1, 2023 so that Kamala could have 10 years as president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

231 Maybe the Patriot Front - which is totally, absolutely, 100% not a government front, guys - can volunteer to fight Hamas. Although I think they're going to have to get better at storming barricades.

http://tinyurl.com/5c4dtrjw

Posted by: Paco at January 23, 2024 03:20 PM (njExo)

232
So where is Barbara Streisand?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Still leaving if Trump is elected...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 03:21 PM (jHGFl)

233 Not to mention the change in American voting habits as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 03:18 PM (jHGFl)

Buck Throckmorton has something to say about that in tomorrow's CJN podcast!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:21 PM (gSZYf)

234 Israel needs to capture the top leadership and force them to order the rank-and-file to release the hostages.

But that will be almost impossible.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:19 PM (gSZYf)

Israel has already struck in Syria and Lebanon. They might as well go to Qatar.

Send one of those LGB (laser guided bomb, not the other stuff) flying sword deals right through the window of the luxury suites.

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2024 03:21 PM (xhfG9)

235 O/T:

Heh. Was about to leave a parking lot at a work site when a guy about 30 asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire.

To his credit, he had tried to go it alone at first but was crumpling the plastic area under which he'd put the jack. I showed him how to find the metal (and sometimes hole in the) frame for the jack and explained how to tighten the lug nuts using a star pattern.

We graybeards are at least good for something ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 03:22 PM (czTVy)

236 233 Buck Throckmorton has something to say about that in tomorrow's CJN podcast!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:21 PM (gSZYf)

========

Bring Ace back on the podcast!

*holds up sign written by someone else that I don't even know what it says*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

237 gaza is also tribal, primitive and savage, so who know who is holding whom, or which bodies for ransom, where they are

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2024 03:22 PM (V13WU)

238 Can we program a JDAM to home in on a certain cellphone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2024 03:22 PM (iKXHy)

239 @32 What other hostage deals are in the works?

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That's easy. How many Americans is Iran holding these days?

Posted by: junior at January 23, 2024 03:22 PM (1pB3s)

240 Still leaving if Trump is elected...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 03:21 PM (jHGFl)

Come on, I can only vote for the guy once!

Waitaminute....

Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2024 03:22 PM (xhfG9)

241 Send one of those LGB (laser guided bomb, not the other stuff) flying sword deals right through the window of the luxury suites.

I have it on good authority from Hollywood that one can just hover a helicopter right outside the room and kill everyone with a chain gun.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 03:23 PM (CsUN+)

242 Everybody knows the Patriot Front is nothing but an FBI operation.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 03:23 PM (pohLc)

243 Buck Throckmorton has something to say about that in tomorrow's CJN podcast!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Heh, always worth listening to!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 03:23 PM (jHGFl)

244 Still leaving if Trump is elected...

*Schwing!*

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2024 03:23 PM (iKXHy)

245 Staff meetings would be greatly enhanced with cocktails and a pool table.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2024 03:12 PM (vgY+0)

It seemed to me that most staff meetings would become more fruitful and productive if all participants were issued paintball guns with one magazine each, and that the chair had in his control a five minute timer for each speaker, discussion periods limited to ten minutes unless everyone agrees to come back to it at the end of the meeting, and a list of "special words" that must not be said

staple visquene on the walls and floors so maintenance has less of a problem cleaning the paint off at the end of the meeting.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2024 03:23 PM (D7oie)

246 >>Heh. Was about to leave a parking lot at a work site when a guy about 30 asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire.


Jesus Christ. Was he disabled? Please say he was disabled.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2024 03:24 PM (mdhFC)

247 242 Everybody knows the Patriot Front is nothing but an FBI operation.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 03:23 PM (pohLc)

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"The idea that the FBI would spy on Americans and use underhanded means to infiltrate American groups is the work of conspiracy theory. Also, J. Edgar Hoover is the devil for spying on Martin Luther King Jr., and the FBI assassinated Malcolm X."
-DU, 83% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

248 Reporter: "Are we expecting a hostage deal [in Gaza] any time soon?"

BIDEN: "Yes."

Reporter: "Oh, really? Okay.”

BIDEN: “Wait. Where?"

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What about the hostages being held in the Garland Archipelago?

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 03:24 PM (czTVy)

249 They Just Want to Breathe (TM).

They should try some hydrogen cyanide. I hear it's a gas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 23, 2024 03:24 PM (ynpvh)

250 Posted by: blaster at January 23, 2024 03:21 PM (xhfG9)

Captured...not dead.

They can order the hostages released, and in return Israel can return their testicles and eyes to them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 03:24 PM (gSZYf)

251 I still maintain that Israel could make some minor, yet decent "bank", in the selling of Safari Expeditions, into deepest, darkest Gaza.

You arrive with your trusty rifle, confirm zero and "qualify" yourself, accuracy wise. IDF provides the Guide/Spotter and Exfil Team.

Your "package" includes three tags, and you can earn a fourth if one of your "trophies" is a Senior Leader in Hamas, or you make a confirmed, +1,000 yd. shot.

Prices start at $50,000, not inclusive of airfare.

How much you wanna bet they'd sell out within a week?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2024 03:24 PM (e6UQI)

252 Oh, ok. Whoopsie. We will take this under advisement when we do it again


Canada's Federal Court ruled on Tuesday that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's use of the Emergencies Act in 2022 to punish protesting truckers was both unreasonable and unconstitutional.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2024 03:24 PM (NYzgN)

253 Not Yoko Ono?

Posted by: Stu Podaso



I'm pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


Hamas is not a signatory to the GC.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 03:25 PM (Kyvfn)

254 246 >>Heh. Was about to leave a parking lot at a work site when a guy about 30 asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire.
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Jesus Christ. Was he disabled? Please say he was disabled.
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This is not unusual for this generation. Shocking though.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:25 PM (pZ64F)

255 Jesus Christ. Was he disabled? Please say he was disabled.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2024 03:24 PM (mdhFC)

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LOL. At least he didn't have a man-bun.

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 03:25 PM (czTVy)

256 "Families ( I don't know how many) have stormed the Knesset to get the hostages back.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

Has anyone told them that's not where the hostages are?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 23, 2024 03:25 PM (ou9hh)

257 >> I still maintain that Israel could make some minor, yet decent "bank", in the selling of Safari Expeditions, into deepest, darkest Gaza.


We floated this idea, way back, when the Somali Pirates were still a thing.

I think the plan was to do Pirate Hunting Cruises.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2024 03:26 PM (mdhFC)

258 Well, game on then, Hamas

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 03:26 PM (xcxpd)

259 Hamas wants Israelis who have family hostages to put pressure on Netanyahu to get them back.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

I have had some training in crisis management for hostage situations. I had a role in a missions agency with people in places where such scenarios where possible.

The family is its own worst enemy in these cases. The negotiator told us when he would call the terrorists he would sometimes allow the family in the room but they had to sit behind him and be silent. He said he nearly always hung up on the terrorists on the first call.

The only way to may any progress in the negotiation is to establish that you are not in a hurry to get the hostages back and that hurting the hostages will get zero response from the negotiation side. Hence hanging up the phone.

The Israeli hostages were all doomed from the start from the negotiation perspective. Hamas is not in this for the money or clout as an organization. They just want to cause suffering and agony.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2024 03:26 PM (OhbWt)

260 246 >>Heh. Was about to leave a parking lot at a work site when a guy about 30 asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire.
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Jesus Christ. Was he disabled? Please say he was disabled.
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This is not unusual for this generation. Shocking though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:25 PM (pZ64F)

Good deed for the day, teach him

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2024 03:26 PM (NtVYv)

261 If civilians don't want to be involved in a war, then it might behoove them to not vote for a party that promises perpetual war.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

==========

The Palestinians have not had elections since 2005. Hamas won in Gaza, then liquidated the Palestinian Authority leadership in Gaza. Several Gazan PA leaders actually sought refuge with Israel.

The Palestinian Authority will not have elections on the West Bank because they know Hamas will win in a landslide.

Posted by: rd at January 23, 2024 03:27 PM (A9oTK)

262 254 246 >>Heh. Was about to leave a parking lot at a work site when a guy about 30 asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire.

Yep.

*keeps walking*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 03:27 PM (WVAwc)

263 "there is no chance for the return of the [Israeli] captives.""

Yeah, they're all dead.

I understand hoping that they're not, but at this point, they are.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 23, 2024 03:27 PM (ou9hh)

264 From the first reports of the hostages I've said the only way that Israel is getting them back is capturing and holding the families of hamas to do the exchange.

Posted by: SamIam at January 23, 2024 03:27 PM (oasF3)

265 Heh. Was about to leave a parking lot at a work site when a guy about 30 asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire.

Hand him a can of fix a flat and be on your way. It might work; but, his mechanic will hate him when replacing the tire.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 03:27 PM (jHGFl)

266 Somali piracy?

Can you believe in the early 1600s the Barbary Pirates conquered the English island of Lundy and proceeded to use it as their base of operations to raid, kidnap, and sell into the North African slave markets English civilians?

Well it did happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2024 03:28 PM (iKXHy)

267 >>From the first reports of the hostages I've said the only way that Israel is getting them back is capturing and holding the families of hamas to do the exchange.


My guess is that the only ones that aren't dead are still in the process of being raped to death.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2024 03:28 PM (mdhFC)

268 Awaiting the Tanya Taqac concert for the indigenous Gazans. If they had to listen to that crap they'd either convert to Judaism or commit suicide

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2024 03:28 PM (wJraq)

269 I showed him how to find the metal (and sometimes hole in the) frame for the jack and explained how to tighten the lug nuts using a star pattern.

*******

While he was jacking up the car you could have quietly let the air out of his spare.

(Sorry, grandma)

Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2024 03:28 PM (991eG)

270 The State Of California Is Too Broke To Implement Costly Climate Legislation
___

Hold my 16 ounce extra hot soy latte with double whipped cream....

Posted by: California Legislature at January 23, 2024 03:28 PM (fs1hN)

271 254 246 >>Heh. Was about to leave a parking lot at a work site when a guy about 30 asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire.
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Jesus Christ. Was he disabled? Please say he was disabled.
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This is not unusual for this generation. Shocking though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:25 PM (pZ64F)
______________

I'll bet you 90% of guys under 35 can't change a flat tire. They won't even try. They'll call Daddy or roadside assistance.

But . . . this 22-year old girl I know who is usually totally clueless about cars -- she didn't know how to turn on the air conditioning -- did change her own tire. She jacked up the car and everything. I was shocked.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

272 I still maintain that Israel could make some minor, yet decent "bank", in the selling of Safari Expeditions, into deepest, darkest Gaza.

You arrive with your trusty rifle, confirm zero and "qualify" yourself, accuracy wise. IDF provides the Guide/Spotter and Exfil Team.

Your "package" includes three tags, and you can earn a fourth if one of your "trophies" is a Senior Leader in Hamas, or you make a confirmed, +1,000 yd. shot.

Prices start at $50,000, not inclusive of airfare.

How much you wanna bet they'd sell out within a week?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
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Could also be adapted for illegal alien eradication here.

Make Bounties Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 03:29 PM (czTVy)

273 Give hamass what it wants, total destruction of Gaza and every hamss supporter... 87% of all Gazans. It is the fair thing to do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 23, 2024 03:29 PM (17s+e)

274 Good deed for the day, teach him
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2024 03:26 PM (NtVYv)

Hell no! Tell the sniveling pussy to put on his big boy pants and dig out his owner's manual. Fuck holding his widdle hand.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 03:29 PM (pohLc)

275 Was about to leave a parking lot at a work site when a guy about 30 asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire.

OK, tough guy, let's see you make a vente soy caramel macchiato with extra sprinkles.

Posted by: 30-something at January 23, 2024 03:29 PM (CsUN+)

276 I've been watching a bunch of YouTube videos on carpentry just because its interesting. I have concluded that it does not matter where one is in the world, East, West, North, or South. City, town, village, farm, middle of nowhere, first world or third world or something in between........

No matter where you go, shit gets done because there is a geezer with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth who knows how to do everything and just does it without whining about it.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2024 03:29 PM (cRrcX)

277 178 I am sorry to say this but if Hamas still have living hostages, wouldn’t they be releasing videos of them? Play on Israeli public opinion? Yes, they’re barbarians, but media savvy too.

--

I thought for sure I saw one about a week ago from the poor girl that was hauled off in that video clip saying she didn't want to die. I seem to remember something about Hamas saying they'd let the world know on that Monday what her fate was, and others like her. I never heard a follow up about it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2024 03:11 PM (mupln)

=========

I wonder if Hamas did let the World know, but our news media is refusing to tell us?

Posted by: rd at January 23, 2024 03:30 PM (A9oTK)

278 I'm pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention.

Hamas didn't sign it, did they?

The Conventions only achshually bind parties when both are signatories, IIRC.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2024 03:30 PM (l8gTz)

279 How did I learn to change a tire? By watching my Dad…..

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2024 03:30 PM (PCK5/)

280 " It's pretty crazy to realize just how much of the 70s has been re-created / re-lived over the last few years."

F Joe Biden did say that he was going to restore our norms.

That they would be the norms of the last time he was ~compos mentis~ should have been obvious.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 23, 2024 03:31 PM (ou9hh)

281 No matter where you go, shit gets done because there is a geezer with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth who knows how to do everything and just does it without whining about it.
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Yep. But we are running out of those guys.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:31 PM (pZ64F)

282 278 I'm pretty sure that violates the Geneva Convention.

Hamas didn't sign it, did they?

The Conventions only achshually bind parties when both are signatories, IIRC.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2024 03:30 PM (l8gTz)

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But it binds Israel against Hamas because Calvinball.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

283 We floated this idea, way back, when the Somali Pirates were still a thing.

I think the plan was to do Pirate Hunting Cruises.
Posted by: garrett


Admiral: Sailor! I told you to fire a warning shot!
Sailor: I did, sir!
Admiral: You hit him in the head.
Sailor: And now all of his companions are duly warned!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 03:31 PM (Kyvfn)

284 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2024 03:29 PM (cRrcX)

I love to watch people in 3rd world countries repair broken machines. Those guys got skilz!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 03:31 PM (pohLc)

285 Reporter: When can we expect a cease fire?

FJB: We are pushing an Israeli surrender for the past two months.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 23, 2024 03:31 PM (17s+e)

286 How did I learn to change a tire? By watching my Dad…..

My Dad told both me and my sisters, "no license until you show me that you can change a tire". We learned.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 03:31 PM (CsUN+)

287 267 >>From the first reports of the hostages I've said the only way that Israel is getting them back is capturing and holding the families of hamas to do the exchange.


My guess is that the only ones that aren't dead are still in the process of being raped to death.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2024 03:28 PM (mdhFC)
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I suspect the orgy of torture, rape, and murder is over. Hamas had their fun. I think they now recognize that further abuse against the hostages -- to the extent any are still alive -- is counterproductive. Hamas are stupid filthy animals. But not that stupid.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

288 Nood Haley!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 03:32 PM (jHGFl)

289 ... The Israeli hostages were all doomed from the start from the negotiation perspective. Hamas is not in this for the money or clout as an organization. They just want to cause suffering and agony.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 23, 2024 03:26 PM (OhbWt)
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I think they stumbled into it and ended up trying to reposition on the fly. I don't think it's as simple as "they're monsters, so of course they did!" They are surely that, but they wanted something.

I think what they wanted were rape-slaves and a bargaining chip to play the normal game of "we will release your hostages in exchange for a release of our criminals you have in prison, at a 50:1 ratio." They took a lot of hostage so as to get a shit-ton of their guys released (even if the bulk rate requires a lower ratio).

That went sideways when Israel decided to finally go deal with Gaza. That resulted in a loss of central control over the hostages (they are scattered around, as we learned during the last release) and put Hamas on the back foot in terms of *what* they're trying to negotiate. They have settled on "Israeli surrender" recently, but their bargaining chip ain't nearly big enough. Now they're stuck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 03:32 PM (mwCIn)

290 Return of the '70s?

Disco Duck has entered Chat

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 23, 2024 03:32 PM (iKXHy)

291 How did I learn to change a tire? By watching my Dad…..
Posted by: tubal at

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU ALRIGHT. I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 23, 2024 03:32 PM (CIS44)

292 280 " It's pretty crazy to realize just how much of the 70s has been re-created / re-lived over the last few years."
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Haven't seen platform shoes, high waisted bell bottoms or mullets, yet. I would see a return to Disco as an improvement on Rap.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:32 PM (pZ64F)

293 No matter where you go, shit gets done because there is a geezer with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth who knows how to do everything and just does it without whining about it.


Light the fires & kick the tires!
Posted by: Retired Sailors of the Might Mo

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2024 03:33 PM (Kyvfn)

294 ... To his credit, he had tried to go it alone at first but was crumpling the plastic area under which he'd put the jack. I showed him how to find the metal (and sometimes hole in the) frame for the jack and explained how to tighten the lug nuts using a star pattern. ...
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 03:22 PM (czTVy)
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I think this is the right approach, and I would like to think that I'd do the same.

"Yes, I do. I will instruct you and show you. You will do the work, and you will learn."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 03:33 PM (mwCIn)

295 Adults back in charge...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2024 03:33 PM (63Dwl)

296 My daughters learned how to change a tire as a prerequisite for getting their driver's license.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2024 03:34 PM (991eG)

297 My only criticism of the IDF is that they haven't turned the entirety of Gaza into sand and turn the sand into glass and hand every raghead in the West Bank a rag and a bottle of Windex to polish the smudges off.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 23, 2024 03:35 PM (tjSsV)

298 Thankfully, both of my 30 +year-old sons know how to change a tire, and do some other routine maintenance on their cars.

Mrs. Mahon knows how to change a tire as well, but I did have to help her out one time. the lugs had been cinched down so tight that she could not loosen them, even when she jumped up and down on the lug wrench. Hell, it took me some time, and I am a burly guy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 23, 2024 03:35 PM (xPJvm)

299 The State Of California Is Too Broke To Implement Costly Climate Legislation
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Hold my 16 ounce extra hot soy latte with double whipped cream....

Posted by: California Legislature at January 23, 2024 03:28 PM (fs1hN)

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California should start printing their own Venezuelan currency. Then they'd have an infinite money supply!

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 03:36 PM (AJ3rn)

300 Methinks Nikki overrates her beauty. She belongs in a beauty contest like an Edsel belongs at Indy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 03:36 PM (pohLc)

301 271 254 246 >>Heh. Was about to leave a parking lot at a work site when a guy about 30 asked me if I knew how to change a flat tire.
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Jesus Christ. Was he disabled? Please say he was disabled.
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This is not unusual for this generation. Shocking though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:25 PM (pZ64F)
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I'll bet you 90% of guys under 35 can't change a flat tire. They won't even try. They'll call Daddy or roadside assistance.

But . . . this 22-year old girl I know who is usually totally clueless about cars -- she didn't know how to turn on the air conditioning -- did change her own tire. She jacked up the car and everything. I was shocked.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

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I am 29 twice. I had a flat five years ago. I did change it, but it took me a good 90 minutes and re-reading the instructions again and again.

Then I had a second flat three years later. That one only took me 30 minutes.

I am not fast, but I can get it done.

Posted by: rd at January 23, 2024 03:36 PM (IKVyV)

302
Hamas didn't sign it, did they?

The Conventions only achshually bind parties when both are signatories, IIRC.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 23, 2024 03:30 PM (l8gTz)



If memory serves, the US isn't a signatory either. We generally follow the Convention, but we don't have to.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2024 03:37 PM (n+4am)

303 My daughters learned how to change a tire as a prerequisite for getting their driver's license.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2024 03:34 PM (991eG)
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This used to be normal, plain, old-fashioned common sense. I think it died with my generation, but I am not sure. Some of my peers got it, some didn't.

In high school, I went to a movie with a couple of buddies. It was snowing and so the lights were on. My friend left the lights on. Oops. Dead battery. We pushed the car into the parking lot lane and a couple of friendly lesbians gave us a jump start. We hit the road and my friend drove down the street to an auto parts store, parked and shut the engine off. My other friend and I asked him what the hell he was doing. His reply? "The battery died. I have to get a new one."

We spent 10 minutes explaining that the battery is rechargeable and that the engine turned a generator to keep it charged, and he needed to be *driving* to recharge it enough.

Oy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 03:37 PM (mwCIn)

304 O.T., but...Oh, and I twinged my back, just about an hour ago.

Did y'all know that a 21 ft. section of Schedule 40, 2-1/2" inside diameter steel pipe is HEAVY?

Supplier's driver did help offload it from the truck, and helped with one end of it while I got it loaded onto the back porch, where I can work on it.

And it's 1-1/4" galvanized cousin, and it's 1" galvanized second cousin, too. Those, I unloaded and carried solo.

But, that first one was what I'd imagine a caber toss to be. Not my idea of "sport", to say the least.

*takes aspirin...ow! *


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2024 03:38 PM (e6UQI)

305 My daughters learned how to change a tire as a prerequisite for getting their driver's license.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2024 03:34 PM (991eG)

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+1

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 03:39 PM (AJ3rn)

306 I'll bet you 90% of guys under 35 can't change a flat tire. They won't even try. They'll call Daddy or roadside assistance.

But . . . this 22-year old girl I know who is usually totally clueless about cars -- she didn't know how to turn on the air conditioning -- did change her own tire. She jacked up the car and everything. I was shocked.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)
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If I have the option, most times I'm going to call AAA to come deal with it. I pay my fee every year and unless I'm in a hurry, I'd rather not deal with it. I know how. I have done it many times before. It's a hateful task and I'd rather have someone else handle it if I have time to burn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 03:39 PM (mwCIn)

307 I had to help a guy jump his car. He had one of those tiny jumper packs that wasn't cutting it. He was lucky i carry cables.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2024 03:41 PM (NYzgN)

308 281 No matter where you go, shit gets done because there is a geezer with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth who knows how to do everything and just does it without whining about it.
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Yep. But we are running out of those guys.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 03:31 PM (pZ64F)

Atlas Shrugged

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 23, 2024 03:43 PM (BdMk6)

309 Federal Court of Canada rules it was illegal for Trudeau to declare national emergency to stop the trucker convoy, freeze bank accounts

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 23, 2024 03:05 PM (FVME7)

++++

So what's the punishment for this? They gonna send him up the river?

Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2024 03:44 PM (CmpAD)

310 No matter where you go, shit gets done because there is a geezer with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth who knows how to do everything and just does it without whining about it.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 23, 2024 03:29 PM (cRrcX)

Hey. I resemble that remark.
Except I bitch a lot and still get shit done.
I threatened to quit for the 400th time today and the President asked me what the issue was....

He didn't like my answer but I got what I wanted.

Posted by: Reforger at January 23, 2024 03:46 PM (0mAqe)

311 Nikki Haley Campaign Manager Sends Letter Saying the Haley Plan Is to Use “Open Primaries” and Democrats

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

312 And the leftwing hate marchers will now march around claiming hamas offered a ceasefire if Israel withdrew, but Israel rejected it.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 23, 2024 05:35 PM (15Pis)

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