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Fiordland in New Zealand
by RyanResatka; more here

Another video of Fiordland and its many waterfalls in New Zealand.

Some malcontents are tracking my posting of requested animals. These Haterz aren't going to stop drinking the Haterade, but I'll try to appease them anyway.

Driving by the Dolomites.

Lightning sneks through the sky.

I've linked this five times before, but I just love this Helpy Helperton otter.

Haunted racoon.

Yak sounds. They're a little weird. Not gonna lie.

YAK IS ASSHOE!

Aw, doggie is such a good surrogate daddy.

You gonna do me like that, huh?

This request is for ME!

No one ever requests cats, but cats can be cute.

Border collie and lamb seem confused about who has what job.

Baby bat nursery:

IMMA SPOOKIE GOSTE, BOOOO

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Snow Bikini Bunnies:

These people are resistant to coldness😬🥶🥶 pic.twitter.com/bZxNnCRM4s
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1 I don't care how you gussy them up, bats are creepy, baby bats, doubly so.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 07:27 PM (XV/Pl)

2
Primus

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2024 07:28 PM (MoZTd)

3 I don't see any pines.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 07:28 PM (Yr0nO)

4 So called "President" Biden's DOJ illegally seized gold bars and cash !! Demands immediate return.

Says Sen Bob Memendez in court documents

Posted by: Paul banned at January 23, 2024 07:29 PM (ZO2VL)

5 @2

>>Primus

Fun Fact: Les Claypool tried out with Metallica to replace Cliff Burton, both side said it was interesting but would never have worked, and eventually worked out for the best.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)

6 @4

>>Says Sen Bob Memendez in court documents

I mean, that's a pimp move, you've got to give that corrupt, old fossil credit for having zero shame.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 07:31 PM (XV/Pl)

7 Willowed from two threads back because verifying this information took a while:

Went back and cross-referenced current Canadian Cabinet members against WEF biography pages.

Twelve out of 40 cabinet positions have WEF pages, that's thirty percent of the Cabinet.

Two more have mentions but not biography pages. That would raise it to thirty-five percent.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 23, 2024 07:31 PM (qPw5n)

8
Her Majesty toured Fiordland National Park on a visit to NZ in 2007. She says the picture doesn't even capture its beauty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2024 07:32 PM (MoZTd)

9 Twelve out of 40 cabinet positions have WEF pages, that's thirty percent of the Cabinet.

Two more have mentions but not biography pages. That would raise it to thirty-five percent.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 23, 2024 07:31 PM (qPw5n)

Here's a question: Why does Canada have 40 cabinet positions???

Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2024 07:34 PM (g0Y4p)

10 Big Bat winning hearts and minds using little bats. How deviously clever.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 23, 2024 07:34 PM (aXxgO)

11 Here's a question: Why does Canada have 40 cabinet positions???

Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2024 07:34 PM (g0Y4p)

Because Liberals, that's why.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 23, 2024 07:35 PM (qPw5n)

12 Back brain stuff is fascinating. Bats do not scare me. Do not evoke much gut reaction beyond the cute ones.

Insects on the other hand, I understand. I guess for some people bats are like that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2024 07:36 PM (di6C2)

13 Bat bundles.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 07:36 PM (aD39U)

14
Here's a question: Why does Canada have 40 cabinet positions???
Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2024 07:34 PM (g0Y4p)

__________

We've got to protect our phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen/messieurs!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2024 07:38 PM (MoZTd)

15 13 Bat bundles.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 07:36 PM (aD39U)

Courting bats?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2024 07:38 PM (di6C2)

16 I refuse to believe that New Zealand is a real place.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 07:39 PM (aD39U)

17 Don't be fooled.
Behind that center waterfall is a secret entrance to a billionaire's secret bunker, so don't tell anyone cause it's a secret.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 07:39 PM (W/lyH)

18 So uh... ace likes goats, huh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2024 07:39 PM (di6C2)

19 ace brings a badass Yak! Drinks are on the house!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 07:39 PM (S4B9L)

20 Bat bundles.

Batritos.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2024 07:39 PM (dZVON)

21 Good evening everyone from Biden County
If saw my comment this afternoon Feel like was beaten up some but moving better

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2024 07:40 PM (dK+81)

22 >>Primus

Fun Fact: Les Claypool tried out with Metallica to replace Cliff Burton, both side said it was interesting but would never have worked, and eventually worked out for the best.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)

He is also an avid fisherman

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 23, 2024 07:40 PM (NtVYv)

23 Good evening, horde.

That was darned nice of Ace to scrounge up a little something for everyone.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2024 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

24 I refuse to believe that New Zealand is a real place.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 07:39 PM (aD39U)

Old Zealand is hardly a place.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 23, 2024 07:40 PM (eoQWY)

25 Bats...why'd it have to be bats?

- Indiana Jones, probably

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2024 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)

26 20 Bat bundles.

Batritos.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2024 07:39 PM (dZVON)

Crunchy, with rabies sauce.

I just thought of those Taco Bell things with the fritos in them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 23, 2024 07:41 PM (di6C2)

27 Has Nikki Haley been beaten like a rented mule in the New Hampshire primary yet?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 23, 2024 07:41 PM (CecP5)

28 Here's a question: Why does Canada have 40 cabinet positions???
Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2024 07:34 PM (g0Y4p)

You need a lot of cabinets to store all that maple syrup.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2024 07:41 PM (b4o9z)

29 Border collie and lamb seem confused about who has what job.

IF (SHEEP NOT IN HERD)
ADD SHEEP TO HERD

It fails when there's only one sheep. Collie needs a firmware patch to Dog 1.1

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

30 I read somewhere that New Zealand is the last place on Earth that humans colonized. Like humans only got there in the 17th century or something.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 07:42 PM (aD39U)

31 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2024 07:42 PM (phYRn)

32 Thank you, ace. When I die you can have my stuff.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 07:42 PM (S4B9L)

33 Sea otters and wombats!

Super fun. Yay!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2024 07:42 PM (T1oyy)

34 G'rump928(c): "I refuse to believe that New Zealand is a real place."

It and Switzerland are products of AI.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 23, 2024 07:42 PM (aXxgO)

35 Bats! We have bats!!! O frabjous day!!!! Thank you, Ace, on behalf of the many, many Chiroptophiles here at AoSHQ!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2024 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

36 He is also an avid fisherman
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Are avids good eating?

No yak sightings today. However a fox and a few feral pigs walked through the back yard.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2024 07:44 PM (phYRn)

37 The islands of New Zealand were the last large habitable land to be settled by humans. Between about 1280 and 1350, Polynesians began to settle in the islands and then developed a distinctive Māori culture. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at January 23, 2024 07:44 PM (aD39U)

38 That's a BIG baby.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2024 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

39 I read somewhere that New Zealand is the last place on Earth that humans colonized. Like humans only got there in the 17th century or something.

I was just reading about this last night. I think it's more like the 1300s, although I have no idea how they verified the date.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 07:44 PM (CsUN+)

40 Bats dropping like drops of dew

Posted by: Draki at January 23, 2024 07:45 PM (TehgL)

41 Tonypete, tell me you didn't let those pigs walk away

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 07:45 PM (S4B9L)

42 Another video of Fiordland and its many waterfalls in New Zealand.

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Violent waterfalls?

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 07:45 PM (/z9fK)

43 YAK IS ASSHOE.

Yakist.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 07:45 PM (CsUN+)

44 Fun Fact: Les Claypool tried out with Metallica to replace Cliff Burton, both side said it was interesting but would never have worked, and eventually worked out for the best.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)

Claypool has style and rhythm. Sawed off drama queen drawf has neither. But hey, he owns the band.
You want to see peak Metallica go watch the one live show with Joey Jordison on youboob.

Posted by: Reforger at January 23, 2024 07:46 PM (WkkVy)

45 Restricted profile
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Violent waterfalls?

Sexy, naughty waterfalls.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2024 07:46 PM (dZVON)

46 My dad swore if RFK was elected President he would move to New Zealand. Unfortunately, someone killed RFK and we stayed in America. I think I would have liked NZ.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 23, 2024 07:46 PM (/UtnQ)

47

Awwww, the baby bats are adorable.

Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2024 07:46 PM (PisyI)

48 There is nothing on TV. When does baseball start?

Posted by: Jamaica at January 23, 2024 07:46 PM (Eeb9P)

49 I refuse to believe that New Zealand is a real place.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 07:39 PM (aD39U)
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It's a little known fact that New Zealand is temporally and spatially overlapping with Rhode Island.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2024 07:47 PM (BpYfr)

50 I teach English in a Title 1 urban high school.
In September, 89% of my students were in the red zone. Now, 67% are.
It's very challenging to get students who have NEVER tested on grade level to reach grade level in 10th grade.
#notallteacherarebad

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 23, 2024 07:47 PM (DBrq6)

51 SpaceX
SpaceX launch went well but we are all pissed that there was no feed at launch time, just a logo. By the time a feed was established everything had happened. I watched the successful recovery of the booster.

Posted by: Ciampino - Space has space for spaces at January 23, 2024 07:47 PM (qfLjt)

52 Sexy, naughty waterfalls.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2024 07:46 PM (dZVON)

Zoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2024 07:48 PM (T1oyy)

53 >>Her Majesty toured Fiordland National Park on a visit to NZ in 2007. She says the picture doesn't even capture its beauty.

My traveling bug has left me but if it ever returns New Zealand is one of the few places I would like to see again. The whole country is gorgeous.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 07:48 PM (ZLI7S)

54 Is New Zealand filled with poisonous plants and animals?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2024 07:48 PM (63Dwl)

55 >>It's a little known fact that New Zealand is temporally and spatially overlapping with Rhode Island.

See?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)

56 goddessoftheclassroom. Bless you

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 07:49 PM (S4B9L)

57 54 Is New Zealand filled with poisonous plants and animals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2024 07:48 PM (63Dwl)

They have a poisonous bird.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2024 07:49 PM (b4o9z)

58 The Māori are descended from native Taiwanese. The chinks chased them out of Taiwan.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 23, 2024 07:49 PM (/UtnQ)

59 If ace is doing requests, I'd love baby skunks. They are so cute, especially when they stomp their little feet.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2024 07:49 PM (Br8mK)

60
My dad swore if RFK was elected President he would move to New Zealand.

___________

RFK was a ruthless little creep. If he had been elected he would have made Nixon look like Mr. Rogers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2024 07:50 PM (MoZTd)

61 Primus
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2024 07:28 PM

No beavers, big brown or otherwise, were present in the Café content tonight.

They are not being tracked in the Café Balanced Scorecard currently, due to a lack of requests from their Community representatives here in the Café Commentariat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2024 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

62 Songs that can not be too loud: Beastie Boys “Sabotage” and “You Gotta Fight”

Posted by: Jamaica at January 23, 2024 07:50 PM (Eeb9P)

63 48 There is nothing on TV. When does baseball start?
Posted by: Jamaica

Not until April. And even then, I'm not allowed to watch it because I don't pay for streaming and or cable tv. So, it's the radio for me. And the occasional Fox Saturday game special. Oh welll. The Mariners are in a bother "rebuilding" year. Like the last 35.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2024 07:50 PM (T1oyy)

64 At 7 pm, with 16% reporting, it's Trump 55%, Haley 45%.

http://tinyurl.com/sukmaumr

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 07:50 PM (CsUN+)

65 The poisons bird might be New Guinea. I'm not sure.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2024 07:50 PM (b4o9z)

66 Those bats in a blanket would be tasty sous vide in a mango chile chutney and finished in a roasting pan with a honey lemon glaze.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 23, 2024 07:51 PM (fY84s)

67 * offers JackStraw all the rum and oysters he wants*

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 07:51 PM (S4B9L)

68 SpaceX launch went well but we are all pissed that there was no feed at launch time
Posted by: Ciampino

Vandenburg launch = top secret payload = you don’t get to watch ???

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 23, 2024 07:51 PM (wu87C)

69 And ace,

I like the penguin vids you post. No one can watch a penguin waddle and not smile.

Neener, haters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2024 07:52 PM (T1oyy)

70
At 7 pm, with 16% reporting, it's Trump 55%, Haley 45%.

________

Game over, man. Trump's dropping out tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2024 07:53 PM (MoZTd)

71 Ben Had, thank you.
I took a $30,000 pay cut to move to Florida from Pennsylvania.
I was fortunate to be able to earn my retirement pension.
Being near family is such a blessing.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at January 23, 2024 07:53 PM (DBrq6)

72 That's a lot of oysters and rum, Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 07:54 PM (ZLI7S)

73 51 SpaceX
SpaceX launch went well but we are all pissed that there was no feed at launch time, just a logo. By the time a feed was established everything had happened. I watched the successful recovery of the booster.
Posted by: Ciampino - Space has space for spaces at January 23, 2024 07:47 PM (qfLjt)

I saw it, I was watching the feed as well on my phone but I wasn't signed in youtube, I couldn't let everyone know it lifted off.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2024 07:54 PM (Br8mK)

74 Tonypete, tell me you didn't let those pigs walk away
Posted by: Ben Had

Sad news there Sweetie - I can't shoot off of the back deck. I have to put pants on and leave my yard into the State game lands immediately behind me and then can blast away.

They heard me coming and skedaddled.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2024 07:54 PM (phYRn)

75 I will get the MLB streaming because I need sports. I mean, it’s a problem because I am reduced to watching college basketball.
Men’s basketball, not the chick one.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 23, 2024 07:54 PM (Eeb9P)

76 69 And ace,

I like the penguin vids you post. No one can watch a penguin waddle and not smile.

Neener, haters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2024 07:52 PM

No one can smell a penguin and smile.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2024 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

77 Oak Island is on.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 23, 2024 07:57 PM (/UtnQ)

78 Penguins are frequently shot for food, and sometimes are very palatable, particularly if killed at a distance from the sea: but such as are killed near the sea-coasts have often a fishy and bad taste.

When these birds were more numerous than they now are, they were hunted by grey-hounds for amusement, and, as they run with great rapidity (seldom being known to rise on wing), the chase was sometimes very long.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at January 23, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

79 Sexy, naughty waterfalls.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 23, 2024 07:46 PM (dZVON)

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I initially was going to say "Peaks that look like boobs?"

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 07:58 PM (/z9fK)

80 "No one ever requests cats, but cats can be cute."

Cheeky! We don't request cats, WE EXPECT CATS!

That Mum with kitten and little girl was very cute, thanks.

Posted by: Ciampino - I was told the Interwebs was made for cat videos at January 23, 2024 07:59 PM (qfLjt)

81 62 Songs that can not be too loud: Beastie Boys “Sabotage” and “You Gotta Fight”
Posted by: Jamaica at January 23, 2024 07:50 PM (Eeb9P)

I would slot no sleep till above you gotta fight

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 23, 2024 07:59 PM (/6GbT)

82

I hope Trump beats the skanky, skeletol, ugly, thin skinned bitch. I don't want to see and hear of her ever again.

Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2024 07:59 PM (PisyI)

83 Tip of the hat to rickl, he loved the launches and I still think of him when I watch one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2024 08:00 PM (Br8mK)

84 Penguins are frequently shot for food, and sometimes are very palatable, particularly if killed at a distance from the sea: but such as are killed near the sea-coasts have often a fishy and bad taste.

When these birds were more numerous than they now are, they were hunted by grey-hounds for amusement, and, as they run with great rapidity (seldom being known to rise on wing), the chase was sometimes very long.

Penguins are members of a secret cabal dedicated to eliminating the world's herring fisheries. This evil plot was only foiled to date because of the diligence of the leopard seals.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 08:00 PM (CsUN+)

85 *sends nurse a copy of "Happy Feet*.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:01 PM (S4B9L)

86 At 7 pm, with 16% reporting, it's Trump 55%, Haley 45%.

________

Game over, man. Trump's dropping out tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2024 07:53 PM (MoZTd)

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Haley's impressive showing will cause her chances of being Trump's VP to surge from 90% to 98%!

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:01 PM (/z9fK)

87 There is nothing on TV. When does baseball start?
Posted by: Jamaica

Not until April. And even then, I'm not allowed to watch it because I don't pay for streaming and or cable tv. So, it's the radio for me. And the occasional Fox Saturday game special. Oh welll. The Mariners are in a bother "rebuilding" year. Like the last 35.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 23, 2024 07:50 PM (T1oyy)

Pitchers and catchers report in three weeks.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 08:01 PM (W/lyH)

88 Baby Bats are cute.

I hope they all grow up and eat lots of bugs.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2024 08:02 PM (R/m4+)

89 Awww....tired little girl and kittehs are adorable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2024 08:02 PM (Wnv9h)

90 Tip of the hat to rickl, he loved the launches and I still think of him when I watch one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2024 08:00 PM (Br8mK)

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+1

And will always appreciate that he was the first moron to reply to one of my inane comments. R.I.P.

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:02 PM (/z9fK)

91 My favorite short documentary

Wombats: how dice are made.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2024 08:03 PM (D7oie)

92 @84

>>Penguins are members of a secret cabal dedicated to eliminating the world's herring fisheries. This evil plot was only foiled to date because of the diligence of the leopard seals.

Penguins are the public face of the inter-dimensional mouse syndicate that runs the universe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 08:03 PM (XV/Pl)

93 Pitchers and catchers report in three weeks.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 08:01 PM (W/lyH)

I thought the AVN award were this weekend?

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 23, 2024 08:03 PM (/6GbT)

94 The people resistant to cold video is proof of the truth that is recorded in the Good Book regarding women:

"Many are cold, but few are frozen."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2024 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

95
At Hoft's joint, he's reporting Cook Political Report has called the race for Trump.

For what that's worth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2024 08:03 PM (x0n13)

96 No one can watch a penguin waddle and not smile.

Reminds me to go to Walmart.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 23, 2024 08:04 PM (+5CUs)

97
At 3 am a huge influx of Haley ballots is expected.

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2024 08:04 PM (j4U/Z)

98 ""Many are cold, but few are frozen."
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

*golf clap*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 23, 2024 08:04 PM (ou9hh)

99 Goats are hilarious. And no nip shots on the bikini chicks in the snow? Unacceptable.

Posted by: Yabba dabba dooo at January 23, 2024 08:05 PM (VYnM/)

100 What I like about Nikki Haley is nothing.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2024 08:05 PM (R/m4+)

101 Pitchers and catchers report in three weeks.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 08:01 PM

Reporting for booty!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at January 23, 2024 08:06 PM (Wnv9h)

102
On the Democrat side, "Write-In" is smoking everyone in the field, even Biden!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2024 08:06 PM (x0n13)

103
Lol JJ

Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2024 08:06 PM (PisyI)

104 8
Here's a question: Why does Canada have 40 cabinet positions???

Posted by: Dr. T at January 23, 2024 07:34 PM (g0Y4p)
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Cabinet comes from French: a small private room. Thus we have the Italian 'Gabinetto' the toilet (not bathroom, just the throne room). So Canada keeps its ministers in the toilet.

Posted by: Ciampino - I am looking for the cabinet desperately at January 23, 2024 08:07 PM (qfLjt)

105 At 7 pm, with 16% reporting, it's Trump 55%, Haley 45%.

-

Shame DeSantis couldn't keep it up long enough to help.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 08:07 PM (l4HL2)

106
At 3 am a huge influx of Haley ballots is expected.
Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2024 08:04 PM (j4U/Z)

Sununu and Montrone put a lot of money into that.

Posted by: GOP sux at January 23, 2024 08:07 PM (Zzbjj)

107 Vandenburg launch = top secret payload = you don’t get to watch ???

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 23, 2024 07:51 PM (wu87C)

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Rumor has it that the capsule looked surprisingly like a Bob's Big Boy statue and was carrying a cryogenically-frozen Klaus Schwab along with his fur-less cat into an indefinite geosynchronous orbit.

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:08 PM (/z9fK)

108 @therecount

CNN exit poll on New Hampshire: 70% of Donald Trump presidential primary voters are registered Republicans.

70% of Nikki Haley's voters are registered undeclared.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:09 PM (ZLI7S)

109 104
Sorry that #8 should be #9.

40 Porta-Potties in a row.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm looking for the cabinet desperately at January 23, 2024 08:09 PM (qfLjt)

110 Penguins are frequently shot for food, and sometimes are very palatable, particularly if killed at a distance from the sea: but such as are killed near the sea-coasts have often a fishy and bad taste.

When these birds were more numerous than they now are, they were hunted by grey-hounds for amusement, and, as they run with great rapidity (seldom being known to rise on wing), the chase was sometimes very long.

Penguins are members of a secret cabal dedicated to eliminating the world's herring fisheries. This evil plot was only foiled to date because of the diligence of the leopard seals.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 08:00 PM (CsUN+)

The stuff I learn here...and now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Yabba dabba dooo at January 23, 2024 08:09 PM (VYnM/)

111 Snow Bikini Bunnies:

Snow angels, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2024 08:09 PM (Wnv9h)

112 In Rings of Power II, Guyladrial will lift an ice troll over her head and toss it off the cliff in the top picture.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 23, 2024 08:09 PM (5FnZt)

113 @105

>>Shame DeSantis couldn't keep it up long enough to help.

Trump has just been declared the winner in NH.

It looks like the Donk Chaos Operation was more robust than anticipated but it will matter not.

Trumps going to be the nominee.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 08:10 PM (XV/Pl)

114 70% of Nikki Haley's voters are registered undeclared.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:09 PM (ZLI7S)

So gender fluid?

Posted by: Yabba dabba dooo at January 23, 2024 08:10 PM (VYnM/)

115 70% of Nikki Haley's voters are registered undeclared.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:09 PM (ZLI7S)

She's a Democrat plant.

Weeds are plants. Technically.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 08:10 PM (tkR6S)

116 Joy Reid nervous

Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2024 08:10 PM (V/pbu)

117 On the Democrat side, "Write-In" is smoking everyone in the field, even Biden!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2024 08:06 PM (x0n13)

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No love for Cornel West? The problem with New Hampshire is it's filled with too many white people ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:10 PM (/z9fK)

118 More independents and democrats voting than Republicans, and Trump is still winning.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 08:10 PM (OqZFJ)

119 Aw..those baby bats wrapped up in their little blankies are very cute.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)

120 Her Majesty toured Fiordland National Park on a visit to NZ in 2007. She says the picture doesn't even capture its beauty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

This is true.
If you get a chance do the 'Doubtful Sound' tour. It takes an entire day; but, man was it worth it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 08:12 PM (nw1rV)

121 No love for Cornel West? The problem with New Hampshire is it's filled with too many white people ...
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:10 PM

Bitch, please....

Posted by: Vermont at January 23, 2024 08:12 PM (Wnv9h)

122 >>>These people are resistant to coldness

Those poor lasses clearly need some warming up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2024 08:12 PM (klJTj)

123 Haley will always have Dixville Notch!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:12 PM (S4B9L)

124 Oh, and a great time to go to NZ right now. USD is quite strong against the NZD.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 08:12 PM (nw1rV)

125 Trump wins on MSNBC
Rachel depression.
Wonderful Life

Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2024 08:12 PM (V/pbu)

126 Is New Zealand filled with poisonous plants and animals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

The most dangerous animal now teaches at Harvard.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 08:13 PM (nw1rV)

127 23 Good evening, horde.

That was darned nice of Ace to scrounge up a little something for everyone.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2024 07:40 PM (OX9vb)
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NO LLAMAS, there were no llamas!! How can you say something for everybody? Cruel.

Posted by: Carl Wheezer of Llama fame, & maybe fortune at January 23, 2024 08:13 PM (qfLjt)

128

Will the skank quit the race now?

Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2024 08:14 PM (PisyI)

129 By night's end, I want to see Romney's Skirt fully humiliated, embarassed, discouraged, dejected, and unable to continue her campaign.

And that's my charitable extension of goodwill in her direction.

She can be Trump's first Ambassador to that South Whatever cannibal island.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2024 08:14 PM (e6UQI)

130 >>>No one ever requests cats, but cats can be cute.

We could use an all-kitty cafe. The ones where they are tormenting the doggies are especially cute.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2024 08:14 PM (klJTj)

131 Haley will always have Dixville Notch!
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:12 PM

So Haley has Dixville? Figures.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2024 08:14 PM (Wnv9h)

132 23 Good evening, horde.

That was darned nice of Ace to scrounge up a little something for everyone.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 23, 2024 07:40 PM (OX9vb)
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NO LLAMAS, there were no llamas!! How can you say something for everybody? Cruel.
Posted by: Carl Wheezer of Llama fame, & maybe fortune at January 23, 2024 08:13 PM (qfLjt)

Thank you!

Posted by: Lorenzo Llamas at January 23, 2024 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

133 Will the skank quit the race now?

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Nikki?

That's the nominee. Very likely the next president.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 08:14 PM (l4HL2)

134 We could use an all-kitty cafe. The ones where they are tormenting the doggies are especially cute.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2024 08:14 PM

Some of Ozzy Man's "Cats Being Dodgy" videos would work.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2024 08:15 PM (Wnv9h)

135 On the Democrat side, "Write-In" is smoking everyone in the field, even Biden!

==

...Snake Plissken ? How is Snake Plissken fairing ?

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2024 08:15 PM (V13WU)

136 I want Haley to go to South Carolina and get totally humiliated.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:16 PM (S4B9L)

137 UP WITH ALPACA'S

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 08:16 PM (XV/Pl)

138 The people resistant to cold video is proof of the truth that is recorded in the Good Book regarding women:

"Many are cold, but few are frozen."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2024 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

sauna

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2024 08:16 PM (D7oie)

139 Aw..those baby bats wrapped up in their little blankies are very cute.

Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)

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When we'd take our kitties to the local vet, the assistants would often hold them in their arms wrapped in a towel and refer to them as "purritos."

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:16 PM (/z9fK)

140 NO LLAMAS, there were no llamas!! How can you say something for everybody? Cruel.
Posted by: Carl Wheezer of Llama fame, & maybe fortune at January 23, 2024 08:13 PM

The Giant watusi community was not represented, either. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2024 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)

141 Cabinet comes from French: a small private room. Thus we have the Italian 'Gabinetto' the toilet (not bathroom, just the throne room). So Canada keeps its ministers in the toilet.
Posted by: Ciampino - I am looking for the cabinet desperately at January 23, 2024 08:07 PM (qfLjt)

You are saying they are some sort of "privy" council?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

142 Bitch, please....

Posted by: Vermont at January 23, 2024 08:12 PM (Wnv9h)

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LOL. Well-played, RMBS.

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:17 PM (/z9fK)

143 I want Haley to go to South Carolina and get totally humiliated.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:16 PM (S4B9L)

From your gray box to God’s ears!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 23, 2024 08:18 PM (xT8gx)

144 NO LLAMAS, there were no llamas!! How can you say something for everybody? Cruel.
Posted by: Carl Wheezer of Llama fame, & maybe fortune at January 23, 2024 08:13 PM (qfLjt)

Pushmi-Pullyu > Llamas

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2024 08:18 PM (R/m4+)

145 34 G'rump928(c): "I refuse to believe that New Zealand is a real place."

It and Switzerland are products of AI.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 23, 2024 07:42 PM (aXxgO)
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Switzerland is where the really smart Germans, Italians and Gauls went to live a very long time ago, and then they closed the door.

Posted by: Ciampino - we should have closed the door too at January 23, 2024 08:18 PM (qfLjt)

146 How about a gerbil cafe?

Posted by: Richard Gere at January 23, 2024 08:18 PM (5FnZt)

147 Hi, Linus. Hope you are both well

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:19 PM (S4B9L)

148 It’s like Haley wants to be beaten like a hitchhiking truck lot lizard.
Nice fight girl. Pack it on and get your cabinet position.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2024 08:19 PM (V/pbu)

149 I don't see any ostrich's either. Orstrichist.....obviously.

Posted by: Yabba dabba dooo at January 23, 2024 08:20 PM (VYnM/)

150 Will the skank quit the race now?

Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2024 08:14 PM (PisyI)

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She'll be humiliated in her home state if ~~she~~ her donors insist on continuing to burn through tens if not hundreds of millions more.

"Oh won't you stay
Just a little big longer ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:20 PM (/z9fK)

151 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 2 minutes
JUST IN - Donald Trump defeats Nikki Haley — wins the New Hampshire Republican presidential primary.

http://tinyurl.com/ypecmjb5

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 08:20 PM (2yu8s)

152 The stuff I learn here...and now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Yabba dabba dooo at January 23, 2024 08:09 PM (VYnM/)

I'm thinking a bucket of KFP for.dinner.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 08:20 PM (W/lyH)

153 36 He is also an avid fisherman
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Are avids good eating?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2024 07:44 PM (phYRn)
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Yes but remove gizzards and claws.

Posted by: Ciampino - but I like gizzards! at January 23, 2024 08:21 PM (qfLjt)

154
Shame DeSantis couldn't keep it up long enough to help.
Posted by: Nikki Haley

So, no phrasing this evening?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 23, 2024 08:21 PM (nw1rV)

155 Hi, Linus. Hope you are both well
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:19 PM (S4B9L)

Thank you, Ben Had! We are… and I hope you are as well

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 23, 2024 08:21 PM (xT8gx)

156 Feel the excitement of Nikki Haley celebrating finishing second place in a two person race.

Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2024 08:21 PM (Dnobf)

157 Linus, I will be looking for you on October

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:22 PM (S4B9L)

158 Shame DeSantis couldn't keep it up long enough to help.
Posted by: Nikki Haley
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So, no phrasing this evening?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

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Oh, it was stated that way explicitly.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 08:22 PM (l4HL2)

159 Feel the excitement of Nikki Haley celebrating finishing second place in a two person race.
Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2024 08:21 PM (Dnobf)

Trump had a poor showing, finishing just ahead of last place.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2024 08:23 PM (4I/2K)

160 The stuff I learn here...and now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Yabba dabba dooo at January 23, 2024 08:09 PM (VYnM/)

I'm thinking a bucket of KFP for.dinner.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 08:20 PM (W/lyH)

I can see that and I was thinking of something in endangered species category. manattee?

Posted by: Yabba dabba dooo at January 23, 2024 08:23 PM (VYnM/)

161 >>She'll be humiliated in her home state if she her donors insist on continuing to burn through tens if not hundreds of millions more.

Her donors aren't planning to see Nikki win. They are trying to hurt Trump so Biden can win.

One of her biggest donor is Reid Hoffman who is a far left Democrat and involved with the attempts to take down Trump when he was president. That's why she is staying in.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)

162 Is there an email address where I can send a video of my pussy to the cafe?

Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at January 23, 2024 08:23 PM (vFG9F)

163

Hubby and I are in South Carolina for the winter. We still are registered voters because we haven't completed our move to Wyoming.

We are voting against the skank and hope most people will to.

Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2024 08:24 PM (PisyI)

164 CBS says Trump wins New Hampshire

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 08:24 PM (RovqD)

165 It’s like Haley wants to be beaten like a hitchhiking truck lot lizard.
Nice fight girl. Pack it on and get your cabinet position.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2024 08:19 PM (V/pbu)

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BREAKING: Biden Appoints Haley as New Lot Lizard Czar. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:24 PM (/z9fK)

166 Trump had a poor showing, finishing just ahead of last place.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2024 08:23 PM (4I/2K)

LOL. MSNBC.

Posted by: Yabba dabba dooo at January 23, 2024 08:24 PM (VYnM/)

167 52-46, Trump over Haley with 23% of the vote counted.

It’s been called for Trump but that’s too close…. Nikki needs to be humiliated…. Maybe it’ll spread to a 15 point or more difference as the rest of the vote count comes in…. I can hope. You know lots of Dems meddled on the repub side

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 23, 2024 08:25 PM (xT8gx)

168
THERE IS NO JOY IN DIXVILLE,
SLIMY HALEY HAS BOMBED OUT.

Trump cruises to victory.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2024 08:25 PM (x0n13)

169 Is there an email address where I can send a video of my pussy to the cafe?
Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at January 23, 2024 08:23 PM (vFG9F)

So, no phrasing this evening?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
***

Apparently not.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 08:25 PM (W/lyH)

170 Her donors aren't planning to see Nikki win. They are trying to hurt Trump so Biden can win.

One of her biggest donor is Reid Hoffman who is a far left Democrat and involved with the attempts to take down Trump when he was president. That's why she is staying in.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)

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Truth.

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:25 PM (/z9fK)

171 Her donors aren't planning to see Nikki win. They are trying to hurt Trump so Biden can win.

One of her biggest donor is Reid Hoffman who is a far left Democrat and involved with the attempts to take down Trump when he was president. That's why she is staying in.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:23 PM (ZLI7S)

I fail to see how beating Haley like a rented mule is going to hurt Trump. I guess that's why I'm not a Democrat campaign donor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 08:25 PM (tkR6S)

172 The stuff I learn here...and now I'm hungry.
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Mmm. Leopard seal.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 08:26 PM (2yu8s)

173 ... At 7 pm, with 16% reporting, it's Trump 55%, Haley 45%.

What is that, $2500 per Haley vote?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2024 08:27 PM (cOq4q)

174 Tricky Nikki should drop out before SC, but she is sucking up too much Dem and far left money to stop the crazy. Maybe she has a book deal as well, if she stay in?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2024 08:27 PM (Cus5s)

175 The stuff I learn here...and now I'm hungry.
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Mmm. Leopard seal.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 08:26 PM (2yu8s)

Save the penguins!!!

Posted by: Yabba dabba dooo at January 23, 2024 08:27 PM (VYnM/)

176 President Trump just sent me an email and told me he'll always love me.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 08:28 PM (OqZFJ)

177 Haley talking now and I shit you not, claiming she won

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 08:28 PM (VTu1l)

178 68 SpaceX launch went well but we are all pissed that there was no feed at launch time
Posted by: Ciampino

Vandenburg launch = top secret payload = you don’t get to watch ???

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 23, 2024 07:51 PM (wu87C)
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It was just more Musk Comms satellites. Probably a glitch or someone forgot to flip the red switch.

Posted by: Ciampino - cue Telstar msic at January 23, 2024 08:28 PM (qfLjt)

179 CBS says Trump wins New Hampshire
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 08:24 PM (RovqD)

I'm looking at what appear to be live results. 23% in it's 52.5 to 46.6.

I wonder if that's the plan, to make it close somehow, to make it look like she is closing in. I guess we'll see as more numbers come in.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 08:28 PM (x28Ds)

180 ... At 7 pm, with 16% reporting, it's Trump 55%, Haley 45%.

What is that, $2500 per Haley vote?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 23, 2024 08:27 PM (cOq4q)

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She's no Jeb!

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:29 PM (/z9fK)

181 I Meme Therefore I Am @ImMeme0 5h
🚨BREAKING: Texas National Guard is putting up more razor wire and barriers at Shelby Park in Eagle Pass Texas to stop illegal immigration.

Let’s Go Texas!

http://tinyurl.com/je7kbpke
11 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 08:29 PM (2yu8s)

182 Haley talking now and I shit you not, claiming she won

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 08:28 PM (VTu1l)

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Stealing a page from the DeSantis post-Iowa playbook. Strategery!

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:30 PM (/z9fK)

183 >>I fail to see how beating Haley like a rented mule is going to hurt Trump. I guess that's why I'm not a Democrat campaign donor.

The longer the primary lasts and Trump has to spend time and money winning the primary instead of spending time and money going after Biden is a win for Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)

184 These people are resistant to coldness

The trick is, those hotties are just outside a sauna. And hurrying back in.

Once took a mid-winter sauna at my eldest brother's [RIP]. He had a trough of ice water outside the door. Heat myself up, then cold plunge. Sit still enough, and you develop a tolerable little envelope of warmth. When that begins to dissipate, back into the sauna. Repeat.

No bikini-clad hotties, though, alas.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sweating & chilling at January 23, 2024 08:31 PM (SyUo4)

185 74 Tonypete, tell me you didn't let those pigs walk away
Posted by: Ben Had

Sad news there Sweetie - I can't shoot off of the back deck. I have to put pants on and leave my yard into the State game lands immediately behind me and then can blast away.

They heard me coming and skedaddled.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2024 07:54 PM (phYRn)
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Next time try not wearing corduroy trousers?!

Posted by: Ciampino - washboard pants at January 23, 2024 08:31 PM (qfLjt)

186 I really, really want to see what the outcome is in Nevada .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:31 PM (S4B9L)

187 The longer the primary lasts and Trump has to spend time and money winning the primary instead of spending time and money going after Biden is a win for Biden

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So Haley is effectively trying to bankrupt Trump's election coffers to toss the election to Biden

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 08:32 PM (VTu1l)

188 183 >>I fail to see how beating Haley like a rented mule is going to hurt Trump. I guess that's why I'm not a Democrat campaign donor.

The longer the primary lasts and Trump has to spend time and money winning the primary instead of spending time and money going after Biden is a win for Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)

True, but at a certain point she becomes a joke and everyone will tune her out, the media notwithstanding. In fact, that is her sole job; slime Trump and MAGA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2024 08:32 PM (x0n13)

189 Little girl with cat and kitten is adorable.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 23, 2024 08:32 PM (ufFY8)

190 Nikki will stay in as long as her donors fund her. Thats it. Pure and simple.

Posted by: Same Old Song and Dance at January 23, 2024 08:32 PM (2tdDi)

191 Beautiful Russian women with swinging Titties playing in the snow... this is why I stop by Ace!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 23, 2024 08:33 PM (TGPs7)

192 Like this.

@EndWokeness

Nikki Haley voter in New Hampshire:

"It was a strategic vote… I wouldn't vote for her in a general election. A vote for Haley helps diminish Trump's influence."

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)

193 I really, really want to see what the outcome is in Nevada

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Trump is only ahead by 80, so no path to victory

Actually, i dont think Hindu Karen is even on the ballot there

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 08:33 PM (VTu1l)

194 Split squad baseball games are better than any women’s sport except _________.
When Harbough goes to San Diego, Ryan Day gets to keep his job at Ohio St.
We need lobsters, Ace, with some potatoes and corn on the cob.
I didn’t have much luck with Rebel fescue germinating. I goggled Kentucky 31 and saw there is a Kentucky 32 now! Oh happy days! I can’t wait for spring.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 23, 2024 08:33 PM (Eeb9P)

195 Big Fish @BigFish3000 2h
Joe Biden:
“We’ll teach Donald Trump [uh] a valuable lesson. Don’t mess with thawolmenmrka.”
Please learn to talk first.

http://tinyurl.com/3k8wyy4p
8 seconds; "the women of America"

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 08:33 PM (2yu8s)

196 Amazing. MSNBC airs entire Halen concession speech in New Hampshire, but refuses to air Trumps historic speech on his Iowa caucus win last week.
More media omission. This will vault Trump .

Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2024 08:35 PM (V/pbu)

197 Haley once again calling for mental competence testing for politicians over the age of 75 and demanding a debate with Trump. Dems certainly wrote this speech for her. You would swear she won the primary by twenty points.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 23, 2024 08:35 PM (Xi7IR)

198 191 Beautiful Russian women with swinging Titties playing in the snow... this is why I stop by Ace!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 23, 2024 08:33 PM (TGPs7)

I saw the Swinging Titties open for Muff Winwood at the Stone Pony in '82.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2024 08:35 PM (x0n13)

199 Tricky Nikki should drop out before SC, but she is sucking up too much Dem and far left money to stop the crazy. Maybe she has a book deal as well, if she stay in?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2024 08:27 PM (Cus5s)

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"Join us tonight on MSLSD for our new political analysis show featuring Brian Stelter & Nikita Haley called 'T8R & H8R.'"

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:35 PM (/z9fK)

200 @167

>>It’s been called for Trump but that’s too close…

It's close because the Big Donk shut down their primary and Donks voters are switching registration which is something the retards in NH allow and voting for Haley.

There was a CNN reporter who asked a man who had just voted who he voted for and he said Haley and she asked him why and he point blank said he voted for her because she would be less likely to beat Biden.

The man was a Donk and clearly a f**king facist who has literally zero respect for MUH DEMOCRACY@@@

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 08:35 PM (XV/Pl)

201 I tried to listen to Haley’s “victory” speech but I’m a very impatient man…. After only about 30 seconds I couldn’t stand it any longer. Revulsion would be an accurate description of what I felt….. unhealthy for me so I flicked away to watch Texas Oklahoma B-ball game

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 23, 2024 08:35 PM (xT8gx)

202 Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins
Quite the CNN exit poll. The question was, "Do you think Biden legitimately won in 2020?"

AMONG TRUMP VOTERS
Yes: 17%
No: 80%

AMONG HALEY VOTERS
Yes: 83%
No: 15%

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Wow. That is quite revealing.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 08:35 PM (OqZFJ)

203 Jimmy Carter Ran The Worst Race In Democratic History.
Biden Said Hold My Beer

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 08:37 PM (RovqD)

204 John Cornyn (!) just endorsed Trump.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 08:37 PM (OqZFJ)

205 I will make fun of Haley until she is a footnote and then I will think of her no more

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:38 PM (S4B9L)

206

Nikki, time to go home with the sausage between your legs.

Oops, meant tail.

Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2024 08:38 PM (PisyI)

207 Remember the bribes that were offered to Kari Lake that she turned down?

Nikki took them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:38 PM (ZLI7S)

208 Amazing. MSNBC airs entire Halen concession speech in New Hampshire, but refuses to air Trumps historic speech on his Iowa caucus win last week.
More media omission. This will vault Trump .
Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2024 08:35 PM (V/pbu)

Van Halen is out??

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2024 08:39 PM (4I/2K)

209 I really, really want to see what the outcome is in Nevada .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2024 08:31 PM (S4B9L)

-------------

"Write-in Zombie Harry Reid defeats write-in near-Zombie F. Joe Mugabe by 50 points in Nevada Democrat Primary."

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:39 PM (/z9fK)

210 97
At 3 am a huge influx of Haley ballots is expected.

Posted by: Auspex at January 23, 2024 08:04 PM (j4U/Z)
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That's when the pipe in the cabinet (porcelain-throne room*) is slated to burst?

* see #104

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm a seer at January 23, 2024 08:40 PM (qfLjt)

211 IrishEi: "John Cornyn (!) just endorsed Trump."

Crap. Trump sure doesn't need help like that.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 23, 2024 08:40 PM (aXxgO)

212 It's close because the Big Donk shut down their primary and Donks voters are switching registration which is something the retards in NH allow and voting for Haley.

*************

The clue is in the number of undeclared voters and how unusually higher it is than the norm and all the brand new Republicans that show up out of nowhere suddenly registering the same day they vote

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 08:41 PM (VTu1l)

213 Write in candidates beat Dean, Biden and perennial candidate Maryanne Williamson. 48% LOL

Posted by: Jen the original at January 23, 2024 08:41 PM (Xi7IR)

214 John Cornyn (!) just endorsed Trump.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 08:37 PM (OqZFJ)

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.

Posted by: Pepper on #TheOcho at January 23, 2024 08:42 PM (4I/2K)

215 Just love those Dixville Nachos.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2024 08:42 PM (63Dwl)

216 Van Halen is out??

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2024 08:39 PM (4I/2K)

-----------

They're Runnin' With The Devil?

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 08:42 PM (/z9fK)

217 Helpy Helperton otter.

He wants a beer bong.

Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2024 08:42 PM (FhXTo)

218 Jimmy Carter Ran The Worst Race In Democratic History.

And yet - 40% of Americans voted for four more years of him. Thats a teachable moment. The remnants of the "Greatest Generation" didn't reject Carter. Boomers, in their early entry into politics, didn't think hostages and gas rationing and credit card interest rates on a home loan were so awful.

Posted by: Same Old Song and Dance at January 23, 2024 08:43 PM (2tdDi)

219 208. Yeah Count. Big hands small phone.
Never had any complaints.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2024 08:44 PM (V/pbu)

220
Amazing. MSNBC airs entire Halen concession speech in New Hampshire, but refuses to air Trumps historic speech on his Iowa caucus win last week.
More media omission. This will vault Trump .
Posted by: Redenzo

Van Halen is out??
Posted by: Count de Monet

Might as well jump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2024 08:44 PM (63Dwl)

221 IrishEi: "John Cornyn (!) just endorsed Trump."
----
Crap. Trump sure doesn't need help like that.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 23, 2024 08:40 PM (aXxgO)

I think that's what happened in 1940. Wendell Willkie was gaining Wilkimentum... until Hitler endorsed him.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 08:45 PM (iHvEA)

222 John Cornyn (!) just endorsed Trump.
Posted by: IrishEi

After the primaries are over. At this point, it would have been better to not say anything.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 08:45 PM (/Jwzm)

223 Toyota's chairman and former CEO, Akio Toyoda, is at it again: providing the public with a dose of reality that electric vehicles will never dominate the global car market.

Toyoda, grandson of the founder of the world's largest car manufacturer, expressed at a business event this month, as reported by The Telegraph, that EVs will never capture 30% of global market share.

He explained that petrol-burning vehicles and hybrids, along with hydrogen fuel cell vehicles, will dominate.

Toyoda made the point: How can EVs be the future when a billion people on Earth have no electricity?

Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 08:45 PM (RovqD)

224 Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig 2h
BREAKING: for the first year since he took on his role as Secretary General of the UN in 2018, António Guterres will not participate in the annual Holocaust Remembrance Day at NYC Park East Synagogue on Saturday.

The UN: “After Hamas terror attacks on Oct 7th, the subsequent rise in antisemitism and the ongoing pain of the community, the ceremony at the synagogue will focus on healing and hearing testimonies of survivors. It will not be an event for the diplomatic community and therefore the Secretary-General will not participate.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 08:45 PM (2yu8s)

225 >>John Cornyn (!) just endorsed Trump.

Wow. If the establishment GOP is throwing in the towel that's pretty big.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)

226 208. Yeah Count. Big hands small phone.
Never had any complaints.
Posted by: Redenzo at January 23, 2024 08:44 PM (V/pbu)

*snort* +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2024 08:45 PM (4I/2K)

227
Toyoda made the point: How can EVs be the future when a billion people on Earth have no electricity?

-

(touches nose, points at Mr. Toyoda)

Starting to figure it all out. Good for you.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 08:46 PM (l4HL2)

228 Didn't media tell us Nikki had won NH ... (6-0)?

wonder what final count will be ... Trump should be over 65, even in NH. (and how much is the Dem cheat machine involved in primaries?)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2024 08:47 PM (Cus5s)

229 CNN headline: New Hampshire GOP primary electorate split between registered Republicans and undeclared voters in early CNN exit poll

No wonder is was closer than I anticipated. Beyond annoying…. You’re not a member of our club but come on in and make policy and choose the board!! Dumb dumb dumb

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 23, 2024 08:48 PM (xT8gx)

230 Evening.

If I can offer a couple of corrections to the sidebar item about the Barbie movie.

Barbie *did* get nominated for Best Picture. It did not get nominated for Best Director (Greta Gerwig) or Best Actress (Margo Robbie). Somehow it got nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay.

The new Japanese Godzilla is called Godzilla Minus One, not Year Zero. Regarding Best International Foreign Whatever The Fuck It's Called Now it's my understanding that for a film to get nominated to that category it has to be submitted by whoever does the submissions for that country and I understand that GMO wasn't submitted.

Posted by: Robert at January 23, 2024 08:49 PM (Hqvn1)

231 The UN: “After Hamas terror attacks on Oct 7th, the subsequent rise in antisemitism and the ongoing pain of the community, the ceremony at the synagogue will focus on healing and hearing testimonies of survivors. It will not be an event for the diplomatic community and therefore the Secretary-General will not participate.”
Posted by: andycanuck

Wouldn't this be a perfect opportunity for the UN to show what side they're on?

Oh wait. They just did.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2024 08:50 PM (phYRn)

232 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
REP. DEAN PHILLIPS (D): "I met probably 50 Trump people waiting in line, every single one of them, thoughtful, hospitable, friendly. All of them so frustrated that they feel nobody's listening to them but Trump. A diverse crowd. [...] My party is completely delusional right now."

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 08:50 PM (2yu8s)

233 @228

>>Trump should be over 65, even in NH. (and how much is the Dem cheat machine involved in primaries?

It's not so much fraud as it is the retards in NH allow people to switch their registrations at any time even on election day.

And Donks are unscrupulous dickbags and are goosing Haley's numbers.

So retard election rules meet unscrupulous dickbags and chicanery is the result.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 08:50 PM (XV/Pl)

234 Toyoda made the point: How can EVs be the future when a billion people on Earth have no electricity?
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 08:45 PM (RovqD)

This is about us isn't it?

Posted by: Red China, Poor As Dirt at January 23, 2024 08:51 PM (R/m4+)

235 Write in candidates beat Dean, Biden and perennial candidate Maryanne Williamson. 48% LOL
Posted by: Jen the original at January 23, 2024 08:41 PM

You haven't heard crazy until you've heard Maryanne Williamson as a guest on Coast to Coast AM. Just....wow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2024 08:51 PM (Wnv9h)

236
Time to send busloads of illegals to New Hampshire.

Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2024 08:51 PM (PisyI)

237 @231

>>My party is completely delusional right now."

Ukraine is the most important thing to the Republican Party right now.
--
Mitch "The Glitch" McConnell.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 08:51 PM (XV/Pl)

238 I just want to get back to the hotel and have some really serious sex

Posted by: Sticky Nikki at January 23, 2024 08:52 PM (wu87C)

239 MIN 2 WASH 0 1st INT

Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 08:52 PM (geLO8)

240 IrishEi: "John Cornyn (!) just endorsed Trump."

Crap. Trump sure doesn't need help like that.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 23, 2024 08:40 PM (aXxgO)
~~~~~

To clarify: He never actually said the word "endorse" but he did say that the American people want Trump and it's time for us unite around him to beat Biden.

Here's his X:

https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/
1749961519343738885

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 08:53 PM (OqZFJ)

241 Anybody have a WaterPik? My parents really like theirs and I'm considering getting one for myself but $60 is a lot to drop on one if it's not going to be effective.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 23, 2024 08:54 PM (ou9hh)

242 It's not so much fraud as it is the retards in NH allow people to switch their registrations at any time even on election day.

And Donks are unscrupulous dickbags and are goosing Haley's numbers.

So retard election rules meet unscrupulous dickbags and chicanery is the result.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 08:50 PM (XV/Pl)

I heard Trump talking about that yesterday. Specifically called out Gope governer SnuSnu.

Which, true or not, if the results are close, it's a "win" for Nikki "I Work For You, CCP" Haley.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 08:55 PM (yX885)

243 193
Actually, i dont think Hindu Karen is even on the ballot there

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 08:33 PM (VTu1l)
----
Not Hindu but a Sikh originally, now Christian.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm a seer? at January 23, 2024 08:55 PM (qfLjt)

244 The remnants of the "Greatest Generation" didn't reject Carter. Boomers, in their early entry into politics, didn't think hostages and gas rationing and credit card interest rates on a home loan were so awful.
Posted by: Same Old Song and Dance at January 23, 2024 08:43 PM (2tdDi)

They were still voting against the Vietnam war I think

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2024 08:55 PM (D7oie)

245 All this shit about what New Hampshire thinks about the GOP ? Who gives a shit, honestly ?

When it matters ? They are voting for the Dem. And their two votes, or whatever it is ? Won't matter.

If I could be king for a day ? I'd just tell New Hampshire to shut the fuck up. You're little, you always do the same thing, and nobody with any sense cares.

Posted by: Same Old Song and Dance at January 23, 2024 08:56 PM (2tdDi)

246 I just want to get back to the hotel and have some really serious sex
Posted by: Sticky Nikki at January 23, 2024 08:52 PM (wu87C)

No, no, no, don't think of it as serious work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.

Posted by: Otter, Delta House at January 23, 2024 08:56 PM (4I/2K)

247 Wilkimentum...
Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 08:45 PM (iHvEA)
~~~~~

Okay. I lol'd.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 08:56 PM (OqZFJ)

248 Old news: sea otters. Best news: prairie dogs; they wahoo.

Posted by: Lost in Space at January 23, 2024 08:57 PM (c2MGA)

249 I'm looking forward to Brit Hume retiring. Either to play golf or dirt nap. Just go away.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

250 238 I just want to get back to the hotel and have some really serious sex
Posted by: Sticky Nikki at January 23, 2024 08:52 PM (wu87C)

I can’t wait to feel your love tonight!

Posted by: Get in the Van, Haley at January 23, 2024 08:58 PM (5h/8D)

251 No, no, no, don't think of it as serious work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.
Posted by: Otter

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether or not we broke a few rules, or took liberties with our female party guests - we did.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2024 08:58 PM (phYRn)

252 Not Hindu but a Sikh originally, now Christian.

**************************

Sikh Karen, ugh it just doesnt roll off the tongue as well

And she is about as christian as pope Francis

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 08:58 PM (VTu1l)

253 Ratfaced Demon Sikh is not in the caucuses of Nevada so Trump will win by default

But

She's running in the Virgin Islands. The irony!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 09:00 PM (VTu1l)

254 And she is about as christian as pope Francis

So I DO have a chance. Good to know.

Posted by: Same Old Song and Dance at January 23, 2024 09:00 PM (2tdDi)

255 And she is about as christian as pope Francis

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 08:58 PM (VTu1l)

Q: Is the Pope Christian?

A: Does Nikki Haley shit in the woods?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:01 PM (yE7Zc)

256 I'm looking forward to Brit Hume retiring. Either to play golf or dirt nap. Just go away

..

Maybe they'll find vid of him sucking off some young guy in a DC motel.

Posted by: Ball Hammock at January 23, 2024 09:02 PM (IT5AQ)

257 238 I just want to get back to the hotel and have some really serious sex
Posted by: Sticky Nikki

My sacred honor compels me...

Posted by: Will Folkes at January 23, 2024 09:03 PM (SYTee)

258 Anybody have a WaterPik? My parents really like theirs and I'm considering getting one for myself but $60 is a lot to drop on one if it's not going to be effective.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

If you have appliances or other items on your teeth, it's better than trying floss around them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 23, 2024 09:04 PM (IG4Id)

259 Oh, crap, I forgot the New Hampshire primary was today.

So when should we expect Tricky Nikki to bail?

Posted by: Robert at January 23, 2024 09:05 PM (Td10P)

260 Am I the only one that thinks bats are adorable despite some of their "qualities"?

***************

this man needs an intervention

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 09:05 PM (VTu1l)

261
Yesterday

Posted by: four seasons at January 23, 2024 09:05 PM (PisyI)

262 Am I the only one that thinks bats are adorable despite some of their "qualities"?
Posted by: Myopic Contender at January 23, 2024 09:04 PM (xr2XB)
~~~~~

No, you're not alone. There's a fair amount of crazy people on this blog.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 09:06 PM (OqZFJ)

263 ...I'm looking forward to Brit Hume retiring. Either to play golf or dirt nap. Just go away. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:58 PM (ZLI7S)

Has anyone ever seen Brit Hume and John Kasich both in the same room at the same time?

Litmus test; feed 'em both a slice of pizza. The one whose face ends up lookin' like a catcher's mitt being worked with oil by a ten year old kid, that'd be Kasich.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2024 09:06 PM (e6UQI)

264 I'm looking forward to Brit Hume retiring. Either to play golf or dirt nap. Just go away.

Here's where I differ from the Horde. I found Limbaugh the same way, until his last couple years.

Hume delights in telling you " How things work". As did Limbaugh. As did several folks here - and some still do. Out of civility - I won't name names yet.

My entire point, since W and the Patriot Act, has been simple. I don't give a damn how your game works. Your game sucks. I want to break the game. Your understanding of the game interests me not in the slightest.

Posted by: Same Old Song and Dance at January 23, 2024 09:06 PM (2tdDi)

265 Don Black,
Are you a Caps fan? I watch all the Wild games but this is one of the 1st Caps games I've seen this year. Ovi looks old.

Posted by: Wally at January 23, 2024 09:07 PM (zH1pp)

266 32% reported now, lead is rising slightly: 53.9 - 45.0

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:07 PM (yE7Zc)

267 Biden "women" also ended in nonsense cut off in my above clip...

Insider Corner @insiderscorner 3h
NOW
Biden mumbles: "We'll teach Donald Trump [an uh] a valuable lesson: Don't mess with the women in America unless you want to get the benefit."

http://tinyurl.com/4c2ymwzc
22 seconds; my italics; WTF?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 09:07 PM (2yu8s)

268 Literally none of the voters interviewed so far who voted for Haley said they would vote for her in the general election.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 09:09 PM (VTu1l)

269 Am I the only one that thinks bats are adorable despite some of their "qualities"?
Posted by: Myopic Contender at January 23, 2024 09:04 PM (xr2XB)
~~~~~

No, you're not alone. There's a fair amount of crazy people on this blog.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 09:06 PM (OqZFJ)

I must confess I don't get "adorable" from them. Obviously an interesting critter though. Mammals are our brothers and sisters, and for whatever reason we settled on the ones we did as pets, and otherwise allowed to live with/around us. I think it's somewhat arbitrary, the choices we've made.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:10 PM (yE7Zc)

270 So retard election rules meet unscrupulous dickbags and chicanery is the result.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 08:50 PM (XV/Pl)

Laugh at them. They just voted for Nikki Haley.

Posted by: ... at January 23, 2024 09:10 PM (lX8VI)

271 32% reported now, lead is rising slightly: 53.9 - 45.0
Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:07 PM (yE7Zc)

No worries.
The Seattle/King County Democrats are.always good for 10 thousand or so ballots "accidentally left in the trunk of somebody's 1998 Mercedes 450.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 09:10 PM (W/lyH)

272 Biden "women" also ended in nonsense cut off in my above clip...

Insider Corner @insiderscorner 3h
NOW
Biden mumbles: "We'll teach Donald Trump [an uh] a valuable lesson: Don't mess with the women in America unless you want to get the benefit."

http://tinyurl.com/4c2ymwzc
22 seconds; my italics; WTF?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 09:07 PM (2yu8s)

Don't anger your lady friends or else you won't be friends with benefits anymore?

Posted by: Robert at January 23, 2024 09:11 PM (Td10P)

273 Anybody have a WaterPik? My parents really like theirs and I'm considering getting one for myself but $60 is a lot to drop on one if it's not going to be effective.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

--

Go to Amazon and find a knockoff with good reviews. We bought one for $18 or so and it works great. The only odd thing is the reservoir is attached, but it only takes a minute to get used to it.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:11 PM (l4HL2)

274 Don't mess with the women in America unless you want to get the benefit.

Logical Response - just ignore 90% of New Feminists - and pass the hottest 10% around.

That's the stupid of Modern Feminists. They assume, at the end of the day, that some man will White Knight for each of them. No matter how bitchy and pissy they are.

They base this on their Daddy, who put up with Mommy out of duty. Times change.

Posted by: Same Old Song and Dance at January 23, 2024 09:11 PM (2tdDi)

275 No worries.
The Seattle/King County Democrats are.always good for 10 thousand or so ballots "accidentally left in the trunk of somebody's 1998 Mercedes 450.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 09:10 PM (W/lyH)

They drive them all the way to New Hampster?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:12 PM (yE7Zc)

276 Biden holds abortion rally in Virginia as people vote in New Hampshire

https://mol.im/a/12998083

Posted by: Ciampino - Did he poop his pants though? at January 23, 2024 09:12 PM (qfLjt)

277 can anyone explain how Fox shows it 53.5 vs 45.5 at 30%
(I am a bit behind on fox 19 minutes) but the NBC ticker...55.4% Trump 42.9 for face lift lady. 33% of the vote in...robot voice, does not compute, does not compute

Posted by: ziggggeeee at January 23, 2024 09:12 PM (AsMdZ)

278 Bill Hemmer on Fox (I know… I renounce myself) saying that the vote count is going slow….. my trust in elections is so low I’m thinking they’re frantically manufacturing Haley votes at this very moment…. Yes the count is slow. I trust no one

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 23, 2024 09:13 PM (xT8gx)

279 Don't mess with the women in America unless you want to get the benefit.

-

Like being accused of rape or losing half your stuff.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:13 PM (l4HL2)

280 Go to Amazon and find a knockoff with good reviews. We bought one for $18 or so and it works great. The only odd thing is the reservoir is attached, but it only takes a minute to get used to it.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:11 PM (l4HL2)

Pro Tip: Don't spit in the reservoir.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 09:14 PM (W/lyH)

281 can anyone explain how Fox shows it 53.5 vs 45.5 at 30%
(I am a bit behind on fox 19 minutes) but the NBC ticker...55.4% Trump 42.9 for face lift lady. 33% of the vote in...robot voice, does not compute, does not compute
Posted by: ziggggeeee at January 23, 2024 09:12 PM (AsMdZ)

I do wonder who has "official" results, and who is extrapolating based on which counties have reported. But I think that's to be expected either way, Trump's numbers should go up.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:14 PM (yE7Zc)

282 The Seattle/King County Democrats are.always good for 10 thousand or so ballots "accidentally left in the trunk of somebody's 1998 Mercedes 450.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 09:10 PM (W/lyH)

They drive them all the way to New Hampster?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:12 PM (yE7Zc)

Well. Plus shipping and handling.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 09:16 PM (W/lyH)

283 >>Don Black,
Are you a Caps fan?...
Posted by: Wally
---

Well, I am learning hockey (new fan). I follow the Avalanche because I live here, and I follow the Caps because I'm a native Marylander and the Caps are the home team there.

Caps are now down 3-0

Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 09:16 PM (geLO8)

284 Honest to George real story...we live in a small rural ish town. The 10 year old daughter goes to the public school. One of her boy classmates in the 4th grade (who has two mommies who don't LOOK abnormal) is convinced he is a girl who is a lesbian. No idea what behavior norms will look like in the future if this is going on now in the 4th grade.

Posted by: Not a lie or an op at January 23, 2024 09:17 PM (3/XaG)

285 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 3h
NOW
Biden mumbles: "We'll teach Donald Trump [an uh] a valuable lesson: Don't mess with the women in America unless you want to get the benefit."

http://tinyurl.com/4c2ymwzc
22 seconds; my italics; WTF?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 09:07 PM (2yu8s)

I guess all the participants at the March for Life were guys.

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 23, 2024 09:17 PM (S5uJ8)

286 and the Caps play the Avs this week, so I don't know what to do

Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 09:17 PM (geLO8)

287 Don't mess with the women in America unless you want to get the benefit."
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 23, 2024 09:07 PM (2yu8s)
~~~~~

Actually, he said, "Don't mess with uhhiminauhwemerica unless you want to get the benefit."

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 09:17 PM (OqZFJ)

288 On the D side, bad news for Marianne Williamson. Biden has now passed her. He's at 5.8, she's at 4.4. Both trail Dean "Don't Call Me McKenzie" Phillips, who is at 20.8, and all are dwarfed by "None of the Above" at a whopping 67.4%

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:18 PM (yE7Zc)

289 Great point by talking head on Fox.

The sitting governors of both Iowa and NH who are both popular in their own states endorsed other candidates in their caucus/primary and Trump beat both of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 09:18 PM (ZLI7S)

290 >Biden mumbles: "We'll teach Donald Trump [an uh] a valuable lesson: Don't mess with the women in America unless you want to get the benefit."

---

WTF does that mean

Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 09:19 PM (geLO8)

291 On the D side, bad news for Marianne Williamson. Biden has now passed her. He's at 5.8, she's at 4.4. Both trail Dean "Don't Call Me McKenzie" Phillips, who is at 20.8, and all are dwarfed by "None of the Above" at a whopping 67.4%
Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:18 PM (yE7Zc)

Is RFK Jr still running?

Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 23, 2024 09:19 PM (S5uJ8)

292 I need to find a strong staff to enter my cabinet.

Posted by: Sticky Nikki at January 23, 2024 09:19 PM (wu87C)

293 Biden mumbles: "We'll teach Donald Trump [an uh] a valuable lesson: Don't mess with the women in America unless you want to get the benefit."

-

I bet the Passport Bros start making lots of sport of this.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:20 PM (l4HL2)

294 I just compared RCP vote totals with AP estimates and they are inconsistent. Both can’t be accurate. RCP has Trump’s lead at 55.5-42.9 while the AP has it at 53.4-45.5…. Both at 35% reporting. That’s a nontrivial difference

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 23, 2024 09:20 PM (xT8gx)

295 114 70% of Nikki Haley's voters are registered undeclared.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 08:09 PM (ZLI7S)

So gender fluid?

Posted by: Yabba dabba dooo at January 23, 2024 08:10 PM (VYnM/)
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Is that like brake fluid? Sweet but dangerous?

Posted by: Ciampino - ethylene or propylene glycol, who cares at January 23, 2024 09:20 PM (qfLjt)

296 So far, 167 million dollars has been spent by republicans to defeat Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2024 09:20 PM (5xURv)

297 Honest to George real story...we live in a small rural ish town. The 10 year old daughter goes to the public school. One of her boy classmates in the 4th grade (who has two mommies who don't LOOK abnormal) is convinced he is a girl who is a lesbian. No idea what behavior norms will look like in the future if this is going on now in the 4th grade.
Posted by: Not a lie or an op at January 23, 2024 09:17 PM (3/XaG)

This is what the next generation of cannibal serial killers looks like.

Posted by: Robert at January 23, 2024 09:20 PM (Td10P)

298 WTF does that mean

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I think it means women are pro massive inflation and layoffs.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:20 PM (l4HL2)

299 291 >Biden mumbles: "We'll teach Donald Trump [an uh] a valuable lesson: Don't mess with the women in America unless you want to get the benefit."

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WTF does that mean
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 09:19 PM (geLO8

You know. Sniff sniff.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2024 09:21 PM (5xURv)

300 Honest to George real story...we live in a small rural ish town. The 10 year old daughter goes to the public school. One of her boy classmates in the 4th grade (who has two mommies who don't LOOK abnormal) is convinced he is a girl who is a lesbian. No idea what behavior norms will look like in the future if this is going on now in the 4th grade.
Posted by: Not a lie or an op at January 23, 2024 09:17 PM (3/XaG)

Remember: All this trans kid stuff is beautiful and natural and definitely NOT the result of grooming by insane attention whore parents.

Posted by: Vanya at January 23, 2024 09:21 PM (H5IZ1)

301 One of her boy classmates in the 4th grade (who has two mommies who don't LOOK abnormal) is convinced he is a girl who is a lesbian. No idea what behavior norms will look like in the future if this is going on now in the 4th grade.

Posted by: Not a lie or an op

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Ah, there's the abuse. I knew it had to be somewhere.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:21 PM (l4HL2)

302 I do wonder who has "official" results, and who is extrapolating based on which counties have reported. But I think that's to be expected either way, Trump's numbers should go up.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:14 PM (yE7Zc

does make one wonder! Fox hated to call it for Trump this early....I think there truly are battles on fox...mainly with on air talent like Watters/Ingram/Hannity/Gutfeld, vs. Baier/Bream/Hume/Paul Ryan

Posted by: ziggggeeee at January 23, 2024 09:22 PM (AsMdZ)

303 Is RFK Jr still running?
Posted by: Cobalt Blue at January 23, 2024 09:19 PM (S5uJ

Not as a Democrat. He's running as an independent. I believe Biden never bothered to qualify for the ballot either, which is why his total is as low as it is. The shame is, it would have been interesting to see what the result would have been, if he'd been on the ballot. Would he win?

Who knows.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:23 PM (yE7Zc)

304 The SCOTUS said the Border Patrol can cut the razor wire, but they didn't say TX had to allow them to get to the wire.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at January 23, 2024 09:24 PM (CecP5)

305 Trump about to speak on Real American Voice for you Roku users.

They claimed Trump received 70% Repub votes. Nookie got 70% from the "Undeclared" vote. Pedocrats.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 23, 2024 09:24 PM (Fwuhb)

306 does make one wonder! Fox hated to call it for Trump this early....I think there truly are battles on fox...mainly with on air talent like Watters/Ingram/Hannity/Gutfeld, vs. Baier/Bream/Hume/Paul Ryan
Posted by: ziggggeeee at January 23, 2024 09:22 PM (AsMdZ)

I saw Gutfeld talking with Russell Brand, apparently they had some kind of feud in the past. Gutfeld seems to be willing/allowed to stray only so far away from the prescribed narrative.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:25 PM (yE7Zc)

307 Trump says his lead is now 14%.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 09:25 PM (OqZFJ)

308 Based on my interaction with younger generations of men, the soy content is so high they may as well be raised as lesbians. What's the difference?

Posted by: half a dozen of one, six at January 23, 2024 09:26 PM (pjs7m)

309 I may have finished 2nd tonight but the awesome staff is going to take me from the rear and put me over the top.

Posted by: Sticky Nikki at January 23, 2024 09:28 PM (wu87C)

310 I really dislike the idea of anyone calling a race early, under any circumstances. Just wait.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2024 09:29 PM (S6gqv)

311 My favorite Alice Cooper song? "I Want a Big Erection!"

Posted by: Darling Nikki at January 23, 2024 09:29 PM (SYTee)

312 I saw Gutfeld talking with Russell Brand, apparently they had some kind of feud in the past. Gutfeld seems to be willing/allowed to stray only so far away from the prescribed narrative.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:25 PM (yE7Zc)

oh I don't know about that...that feud was several years ago, Russell was on his show about a year ago...still sounding quite like a lib...he seems more Red pilled since then...
Gutfeld often mentions stories I haven't seen anywhere else on fox, and likes to say Tucker Carlson's name now and then, and trust me, no one else on fox will ever say his name on air...he's on 2 hit shows, if they fired him, it really would be the beginning of the end of Fox

Posted by: ziggggeeee at January 23, 2024 09:30 PM (AsMdZ)

313 Based on my interaction with younger generations of men, the soy content is so high they may as well be raised as lesbians. What's the difference?
Posted by: half a dozen of one, six

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Some moron posted an interesting observation. Lots of broken homes where the kids are raised exclusively by women and 76% of teachers are women. The only guidance that a lot of young men are getting are from women.

We're seeing the result.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:30 PM (l4HL2)

314 I really dislike the idea of anyone calling a race early, under any circumstances. Just wait.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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You f*cking racist.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:31 PM (l4HL2)

315 The only reason Nikki finished second is because there are two people in the race.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2024 09:31 PM (5xURv)

316 Let's say I am as rich as Reid Hoffman. Explain to me why I am flabby and have a bad haircut and wear lesbian glasses?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2024 09:33 PM (D7oie)

317 Here's something new, while traveling through (does anybody travel to?) Kansas, I was on a toll road, but the exit I took didn't have a toll booth.

So... weeks later now, they're sending me a bill. Evidently they have cameras set up, because they show me a pic of my license plate. The "video rate" for toll is $10.

Ten bux? You freakin' thieves. So I go online, and.... they don't have my toll online. They say "wait three days." Three days from when??? it was over 3 weeks ago, and your stupid system didn't have a toll booth where I exited. Your statement date is 1/12. That's 11 days ago, and your letter says "pay within 10 days."

If you F'n F'ers try to charge me a violation, I swear I'm traveling to your shithole state, and contesting it in court. I'll even hire a lawyer if I have to... and I hate lawyers. But not as much as I hate government.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:33 PM (U8cg0)

318 on Fox, Trump 53.1% Haley 45.8 41% in...
noted liberal channel...NBC? Trump 55.4, haley 42.9 ..36% in

Posted by: ziggggeeee at January 23, 2024 09:33 PM (AsMdZ)

319 Trump says his lead is now 14%.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 09:25 PM (OqZFJ)
*****
That would be nice, but I am not seeing that yet.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2024 09:33 PM (NpAcC)

320 Here's something new, while traveling through (does anybody travel to?) Kansas, I was on a toll road, but the exit I took didn't have a toll booth.

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We went on one of those in Florida.

"Exiting toll road"

Wait, what?

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:35 PM (l4HL2)

321 Based on my interaction with younger generations of men, the soy content is so high they may as well be raised as lesbians.

**************************

I watched a documentary discussing modern factors that were lowering testosterone levels (other than looking at naked photos of Haley)

The narrator then showed pictures of Gen Z teens, then show pictures of Gen-X teens from the 80s.

The Gen Z soys all looked very sickly and pale, with the same penus head expressions you see from Gayvid French, while the Gen Xers looked tan and healthy and far more masculine

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 09:35 PM (VTu1l)

322 Bill Ackman donated a million dollars to Phillips , and he's losing by 40 points to ... none of the above?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2024 09:35 PM (S6gqv)

323 BTW that jives from my teen experience (despite being 29). I remember nearly everyone I knew and hung out with were all tanned because we spent a lot of time out in the sun

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 09:37 PM (VTu1l)

324 Why is the first photo restricted?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 23, 2024 09:37 PM (ibTVg)

325 I remember nearly everyone I knew and hung out with were all tanned because we spent a lot of time out in the sun

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Also food was still food.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:38 PM (l4HL2)

326 That would be nice, but I am not seeing that yet.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2024 09:33 PM (NpAcC)
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Me neither. With 49% in I'm seeing Trump 55%--Haley 44% on Newsmax. Moving in the right direction anyway.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 09:38 PM (OqZFJ)

327 Okay, I’m on the bottom tonight but I have a feeling something will come over me and make me feel exhilarated and then I’ll end up on top.

Posted by: Sticky Nikki at January 23, 2024 09:39 PM (wu87C)

328 Trump says his lead is now 14%.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 09:25 PM (OqZFJ)
*****
That would be nice, but I am not seeing that yet.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 23, 2024 09:33 PM (NpAcC)

RCP shows his lead at a bit larger than 11% with 41% counted. Fox for some reason has his lead around 8% with the same 41% counted. Strange….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 23, 2024 09:39 PM (xT8gx)

329 >>>nearly everyone I knew and hung out with were all tanned because we spent a lot of time out in the sun.
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We did too, but we were all burnt.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 09:40 PM (OqZFJ)

330 15 people in NH voted for Asa Hutchinson.

I want to keep these people. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 09:40 PM (U42yt)

331 So it is apparent that Trump will take New Hampshire

But look for MSM spin that Nikita Haley (of most Democrate stripes) made it a close race (even though as an OPEN primary, Democrates flooded the voting)

If it had been a purely Republican primary...

Trump would have stomped her ass into the dirt/snow/slush.

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 23, 2024 09:40 PM (TDvv2)

332 I love all the Haley voters who say they're voting Biden in the primary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2024 09:41 PM (5xURv)

333 Some moron posted an interesting observation. Lots of broken homes where the kids are raised exclusively by women and 76% of teachers are women. The only guidance that a lot of young men are getting are from women.

We're seeing the result.

Can't be good.

But my parents divorced, and my father was a no-good drunk who was essentially an anti-role model. So I guess I was raised by a woman, more or less. But she was strong (and not in the Instagram sense of the word), and believed in all manner of ridiculous things (like God). So I turned out right anyway. Or some semblance of right.

Posted by: back when the women were women at January 23, 2024 09:42 PM (pjs7m)

334 We went on one of those in Florida.

"Exiting toll road"

Wait, what?
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:35 PM (l4HL2)

Back in the day, bandits would pull over your wagon at gunpoint. Now they don't even pull you over, just take a picture of your license plate, and send you a bill.

Oh, and the implied message too: The state in which your vehicle is registered? They gave them your name and address, and if you don't pay the OTHER state's bill, your state will invalidate your registration.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:42 PM (6gMBB)

335 God bless this man...77 years old, hopping back and forth from NYC to Iowa to Florida to New Hampshire. And he looked and sounded like a million bucks tonight.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 09:42 PM (OqZFJ)

336 >>We did too, but we were all burnt.

Irish.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 09:43 PM (ZLI7S)

337 So in a Dem state that has an open primary Trump will win by double digits.

MSM: Haley is on fire!!

Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 09:44 PM (U42yt)

338 So I turned out right anyway. Or some semblance of right.
Posted by: back when the women were women at January 23, 2024 09:42 PM (pjs7m)

Although you *are* commenting on Ace Of Spades.

Posted by: Robert at January 23, 2024 09:44 PM (AbZD9)

339 AP has it 53-45 with 46% Counted

Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 09:46 PM (U42yt)

340 Bill Ackman donated a million dollars to Phillips , and he's losing by 40 points to ... none of the above?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2024 09:35 PM (S6gqv)

It's odd, what does "unprocessed write-in" even mean?

Are there people who submitted ballots, and wrote F**K YOU!!! on them? Did they write in Trump, or RFK, or some other unacceptable option? Are they just stupid, and forgot to mark anything?

Who knows! It's New Hampster. If they were smart they wouldn't be living in New Hampster.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:46 PM (6gMBB)

341 Feel the Joementum! Unprocessed write-in is down to 61%. Alzheimer Joe, the kiddie fiddler, is up to 11!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:48 PM (6gMBB)

342 AP has it 53-45 with 46% Counted
Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 09:46 PM (U42yt)
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have the last minute Buick trunk votes been counted yet?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2024 09:49 PM (BpYfr)

343 Let's not be too hard on the absent fathers. Judging by voting patterns and general observations, maybe these men are absent because the women are too terrible to live with.

Posted by: Wally at January 23, 2024 09:49 PM (zH1pp)

344 So Dems had a non primary primary. This is how they save democracy.

Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 09:50 PM (U42yt)

345 MSM: Haley is on fire!!
Posted by: Montec

Oh, I’m on fire, alright!

Posted by: Sticky Nikki at January 23, 2024 09:50 PM (wu87C)

346 So basically NH represented Trump vs NeverTrump/Biden

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2024 09:50 PM (5xURv)

347 334

Sounds like way back LBJ and NEW DEAL BS TO ME

you may say AMEN and carry on...

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 23, 2024 09:50 PM (TDvv2)

348 have the last minute Buick trunk votes been counted yet?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2024 09:49 PM (BpYfr)

Buick is so 2000s. The ballots are now found in Tesla trunks.

Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 09:51 PM (U42yt)

349 344 Let's not be too hard on the absent fathers. Judging by voting patterns and general observations, maybe these men are absent because the women are too terrible to live with.
Posted by: Wally at January 23, 2024 09:49 PM (zH1pp)

Bullshit. No matter how horrible the mother is, you don’t just disappear outOf the kid’s life. Well not unless you’re a total asshole.

Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 09:52 PM (U42yt)

350 have the last minute Buick trunk votes been counted yet?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2024 09:49 PM (BpYfr)

Buick is so 2000s. The ballots are now found in Tesla trunks.
Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 09:51 PM (U42yt)
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With any luck the Tesla's battery will catch on fire...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2024 09:53 PM (BpYfr)

351 Well, I'm on my way down to the re-education center for conditioning training on misplaced affection as we speak.
Posted by: Myopic Contender at January 23, 2024 09:50 PM (xr2XB)

I'm sure you'll be turned away. There are people who eat bats. I'm sure there are people who f**k bats.

You merely liking them isn't going to get you noticed.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:53 PM (6gMBB)

352 Baby wombat is darn cute!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 23, 2024 09:53 PM (QBwwm)

353 We're seeing the result.

Can't be good.

But my parents divorced, and my father was a no-good drunk who was essentially an anti-role model. So I guess I was raised by a woman, more or less...

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I think society can absorb it in small doses and make it work out pretty well for the kid, especially if they end up in places with strong male role models like the military or the trades or the like. It's funny because my family was watching the goofy "Wipeout" show tonight and it was a bunch of military guys, and they were teasing each other and ragging on one another the entire time, and I pointed out to my wife that that's a GOOD thing with men and it builds comradery and teaches little lessons.

I don't think society can absorb 50% out-of-wedlock births, though. I suspect once it gets above a certain percentage everything breaks. We saw it with black families decades ago, and now we're supposed to act surprised that it's happened throughout society.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:53 PM (l4HL2)

354 Let's not be too hard on the absent fathers. Judging by voting patterns and general observations, maybe these men are absent because the women are too terrible to live with.
Posted by: Wally

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I saw a black comedian not too long ago doing a skit on holidays. He said the most popular ones were Christmas and Mothers Day, and Fathers Day was #21. Below stuff like Halloween and Arbor Day.

"I don't even know what an arbor is, and it's got a better ranking than fathers."

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:56 PM (l4HL2)

355 My stuffed bell peppers were a hit tonight.
I steamed the peppers for about 4 minutes before filling and baking them . That made them easy to cut with a fork.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 23, 2024 09:56 PM (MeG8a)

356 Rick Santorum is enough to make me switch channels from Newsmax. What a gloomy Gus! I'm guessing he's not the biggest Trump fan.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 09:57 PM (OqZFJ)

357 New video of Trump dealing with the press corps.

http://tinyurl.com/3bnmp7hc

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 09:57 PM (CsUN+)

358 Honest to George real story...we live in a small rural ish town. The 10 year old daughter goes to the public school. One of her boy classmates in the 4th grade (who has two mommies who don't LOOK abnormal) is convinced he is a girl who is a lesbian. No idea what behavior norms will look like in the future if this is going on now in the 4th grade.
Posted by: Not a lie or an op

This is what the next generation of cannibal serial killers looks like.
Posted by: Robert

That makes sense. At that age, he probably identifies as a velociraptor, too.

Posted by: mikeski at January 23, 2024 09:57 PM (DgGvY)

359 16 I refuse to believe that New Zealand is a real place.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 07:39 PM (aD39U)

Its not. Do not try to come here.. err try to go there , tis a trap.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 23, 2024 09:57 PM (bgJ0E)

360 New video of Trump dealing with the press corps.

I think he needs a haircut.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 09:57 PM (CsUN+)

361 I saw a black comedian not too long ago doing a skit on holidays. He said the most popular ones were Christmas and Mothers Day, and Fathers Day was #21. Below stuff like Halloween and Arbor Day.

"I don't even know what an arbor is, and it's got a better ranking than fathers."
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:56 PM (l4HL2)

I've worked with a lot of men who are on that end of the spectrum, they've had hard lives, done bad things, experienced the consequences of it.

I don't remember any of them not WANTING to be in their kids' lives. Often the courts and shitty mothers keep that from happening. I've seen it break men who are otherwise as hard as anybody you'd ever meet.

Generally, men aren't abandoning their kids. They just aren't.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 23, 2024 09:58 PM (6gMBB)

362 Something about our most Eastern/Northern states...

They are a very strange group indeed. Stephen King based a lot of his best horror novels out of this region which may be something to consider as to the populace in general.

Just sayin...

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 23, 2024 09:59 PM (TDvv2)

363 Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 09:53 PM (l4HL2)

Excellent point. I agree 100%

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 10:01 PM (gSZYf)

364 NZ is filmed on a sound stage in Burbank.

You don't think people actually talk like that, right?

Maori? Buncha cosplaying Solomon Islanders.

Posted by: most of the Pacific is fake at January 23, 2024 10:02 PM (pjs7m)

365 73% of Nikki's voters are supposedly Democrat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2024 10:02 PM (5xURv)

366 Caps are getting bombed

4-1 now

Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 10:02 PM (geLO8)

367 .

NOOD

ONT!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 23, 2024 10:03 PM (qPw5n)

368 I'd love to visit New Zealand. The closest I ever got was Tahiti. Which isn't close at all.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 23, 2024 10:03 PM (MeG8a)

369 Nood
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=408004

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 23, 2024 10:03 PM (3CCua)

370 George real story...we live in a small rural ish town. The 10 year old daughter goes to the public school. One of her boy classmates in the 4th grade (who has two mommies who don't LOOK abnormal) is convinced he is a girl who is a lesbian. No idea what behavior norms will look like in the future if this is going on now in the 4th grade.

My kids have several non binary, or trans or gay or lesbian or whatever the fuck classmates. To them it’s meh. They’ve been completely desensitized to the madness.

Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 10:04 PM (U42yt)

371 >>We did too, but we were all burnt.

Irish.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2024 09:43 PM (ZLI7S)

Enter The Ginger

https://ytube.io/3pQW

Posted by: Obligatory at January 23, 2024 10:04 PM (aD39U)

372 364 NZ is filmed on a sound stage in Burbank.

You don't think people actually talk like that, right?

Maori? Buncha cosplaying Solomon Islanders.

Technically Taiwanese. Invader's and colonisers just like everybody else.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at January 23, 2024 10:04 PM (bgJ0E)

373 LBJ "created" the absent FATHER by incentivizing the PREGNANT mother to not have him around...THE BIRTH OF WELFARE QUEENS!!!

Democrates did this...oh yes they did!

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 23, 2024 10:05 PM (TDvv2)

374 NOOD ONT
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=408004

Posted by: mindful webworker - looking ahead at January 23, 2024 10:06 PM (SyUo4)

375 365 73% of Nikki's voters are supposedly Democrat.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 23, 2024 10:02 PM (5xURv)

Sounds about right. I can't imagine very many non-Dems under the age of 60 are still interested in what her faction is selling.

She probably also scores big with "independent" "libertarians" who are really just proglibs with a serious crush on Mary Jane.

Posted by: CppThis at January 23, 2024 10:06 PM (PZvjL)

376 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 23, 2024 10:07 PM (llON8)

377 MO MONEY...MO MONEY...MO MONEY

AN OBAMA GIVIN FREE STUFF...

Posted by: Nightwatch at January 23, 2024 10:07 PM (TDvv2)

378 Love the cats.
Love, love the Chinese yodelers.

Thank you for no bats today.

Posted by: PJ at January 23, 2024 10:43 PM (G1dq6)

379 Thank you for no bats today.
Posted by: PJ at January 23, 2024 10:43 PM (G1dq6)
~~~~~

Ummm. Those aren't kittens in the little yellow blankies.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 23, 2024 10:46 PM (5GDFY)

380 yak sounds? I expected them to sound like their names.

People mispronounce Gnu, which are actually named after the sounds they make, guhnuuu, guhnu, gahnu. Altogether the most unimaginatively named creature there is, even their "Official Name", wildebeest, is literally only "Wild Beast" in Dutch.

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