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Book: Joe Biden Decided to Run in 2024 Because He Knows Kamala Harris Is Incompetent and Unpopular

One thready heartbeat from the presidency.

Kamala Harris's 'refusal to be a team player' put her at odds with Joe Biden and First Lady Jill during her 'disastrous and comical first years as vice president', new book claims

Washington journalist Charlie Spiering lifts the lid on the ill-matched president and second-in-command, in Amateur Hour: Kamala Harris in the White House

'Harris barely suppressed her impatience and disdain for the president despite reading platitudes from the teleprompter,' the author writes

The book also describes how Harris is known for tormenting staffers with 'soul-destroying criticism' and openly dropping her favorite cuss word, 'motherf***er'

By Karen Ruiz For Dailymail.com

As Kamala Harris hits the 2024 presidential campaign trail in hopes of securing a second term alongside Joe Biden, a new tell-all lifts the lid on the pair's now frosty relationship and how the president and First Lady Jill can't stand nor trust the VP, four years after their historic victory.

In his new book, Amateur Hour: Kamala Harris in the White House, published on Tuesday, veteran Washington journalist Charlie Spiering lifts the lid on the tension between the ill-matched pair, largely thanks to Harris's 'refusal to be a team player.'

She wants to be a team player, but no one will Position Her For Success.


Contending that America's historic first black female second in command is just 'a brain stroke away from the presidency,' he claims the 'real reason' Biden decided to run for a second term is because 'Kamala is not up to the job,' and the Bidens don't want to see her replace him.

Biden's actual first choice for his running mate in 2020, was Gretchen Whitmer, 52, the then-recently elected governor of Michigan, while the first lady 'fought against choosing Harris in favor of Susan Rice,' a top Barack Obama confidante and national security adviser in his administration, according to the book.


But Obama, 'pushed Kamala', and Biden went along despite her embarrassing criticism of him as a virtual racist in the 2020 presidential debates when she, too, was briefly running for president.

Biden chose Kamala because he promised the nation he would choose a black woman as his running mate. Whitmer is white.

Obama, America's first black president, has been one of the perceived hidden powers behind Harris's amazing rise from virtual political obscurity in California to the White House.

In his very timely, forensic examination of Kamala's turbulent political and private life, Spiering explores what is not reported in the mainstream media: That one of the 'most popular games' among democrat powers in the so-called Swamp of the capital these days is 'How do you fix Kamala Harris?'


...

According to Spiering, Democrats have abandoned the notion that Harris could take over for Biden in 2024 because 'she lacked' one of the most basic political skills -- simply 'answering questions...her inability to communicate sparked a crisis-of-confidence in the Democratic Party.'

The article discusses more of the book, including Kamala Harris' penchant for Word Tossed Salads. Videos below the fold.

Meanwhile, gossip columnist Cindy Adams says that Michelle Obama has begun calling big Democrat donors, telling them she'll be joining the 2024 race.

Biden won't debate. Can't. Our codger-in-chief can't even read the prewritten script in front of him fast enough to pronounce the words.

So, forget him -- which most of us already have.

Coming back now -- Obama. Not him. HER!

We've heard this drumbeat for a while. Now it's louder.

Plans are to grab Michelle for the Democratic presidency choice. Making the music is Barack the orchestra leader.

Michelle says she's "terrified" Trump will win. No casual burp. Was programmed. She's sent a survey to Dem biggies asking their feelings about her candidacy.

Obama's quietly angling for Joe to go. He's weaseled up to this for a few weeks. Mouths aren't talking. But mouths are knowing.

Over one year ago, summer of 2022, she was in NYC meeting several big hedge CEOs, and said, "I am running, and I am asking for your support."


The Obamas are now nudging to force SloMo Joe to go. Drop out. It's like who else is there?


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: GF at January 22, 2024 03:30 PM (aJxr8)

2 THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - National Divorce NOW at January 22, 2024 03:30 PM (VTu1l)

3 Well, he is demented, evil, incompetent and corrupt.

So...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

4 You ain't getting Dr. Jill out of the WH

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 03:31 PM (n2vyf)

5 He Knows Kamala Harris Is Incompetent and Unpopular
__

Was that Joe's last coherent thought?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 03:31 PM (fs1hN)

6 The book also describes how Harris is known for tormenting staffers with 'soul-destroying criticism' and openly dropping her favorite cuss word, 'motherf***er'
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If you want to avoid that, just position her for success.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:31 PM (mwCIn)

7 But the internet gossip assured me that Biden was being replaced by Big Mike...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:31 PM (xcxpd)

8 "she was in NYC meeting several big hedge CEOs, and said, "I am running, and I am asking for your support."

=================

She's as popular as the clap.

I hope she runs and Trump wins 47 states...

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 22, 2024 03:31 PM (i7Q7S)

9 Meanwhile, gossip columnist Cindy Adams says that Michelle Obama has begun calling big Democrat donors, telling them she'll be joining the 2024 race.

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A gossip columnist who doesn't name sources. Okay.

Also, since Biden is obviously not going to step aside, a quasi-primary fight that ends with the elite ignoring the will of the Democrat electorate and installing someone who didn't even run should be interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

10 The book also describes how Harris is known for tormenting staffers with 'soul-destroying criticism' and openly dropping her favorite cuss word, 'motherf***er'

So Kameltoe fancies herself Samuel L. Jackson?

"I've had it with these motherfucking cocks not being in my motherfucking mouth"?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (2ocoG)

11 Non Nooders be dammed!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (4p0Xq)

12 i coulda been first first if the stoopid computer wasn't so slow

biden knows that kamala is incompetent? i wonder who put that idea into his mostly empty skull. okay, everyone not named kamala.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (B1FKF)

13 7 But the internet gossip assured me that Biden was being replaced by Big Mike...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:31 PM (xcxpd)

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Internet gossip assured me that Joe Biden was stepping down on January 1, 2022 to give Kamala 10 years at the presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

14 I think both sides of the aisle agree on Kamala's future.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (ePv8+)

15 Plans are to grab Michelle for the Democratic presidency choice. Making the music is Barack the orchestra leader.
___

grab Michelle, by the pussy?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (fs1hN)

16 Is Charlie Spiering aware the 'Veep' came out years ago?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (xcxpd)

17 Correction : Jill decided he'd run, and the Kamala thing is just pretense.

Posted by: Bete at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (LX4y3)

18 Meanwhile, gossip columnist Cindy Adams says that Michelle Obama has begun calling big Democrat donors, telling them she'll be joining the 2024 race.
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I don't buy it.

Nothing would surprise me anymore, but I am putting this in the "serious doubt" column.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (mwCIn)

19 I'm sure Joe knows incompetence when he sees it. He's a master in the field.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2024 03:33 PM (SExFt)

20 I mean if you can't trust Cindy Adams, who can you trust?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:33 PM (xcxpd)

21 11 There was a nood.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 03:33 PM (9yWhg)

22 Meanwhile, gossip columnist Cindy Adams says that Michelle Obama has begun calling big Democrat donors, telling them she'll be joining the 2024 race.

Isn't it late to be trying to get on the ballot?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 22, 2024 03:34 PM (aD39U)

23 known for tormenting staffers with 'soul-destroying criticism' and openly dropping her favorite cuss word, 'motherf***er'

================

If she said that to me, I'd cackle in her face.

If this Affirmative Action, D***-sucking dimwit, can destroy your soul, the problem isn't Kamala, it is actually you.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 22, 2024 03:34 PM (i7Q7S)

24 15 Plans are to grab Michelle for the Democratic presidency choice. Making the music is Barack the orchestra leader.
___

grab Michelle, by the pussy?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (fs1hN)

404

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

25 20 I mean if you can't trust Cindy Adams, who can you trust?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:33 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Ronan Farrow?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

26 Can you effing imagine another Obama term...or two?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2024 03:34 PM (JeYYB)

27 Plans are to grab Michelle for the Democratic presidency choice

She's more left than Joe.... Why would they pick her ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 03:34 PM (n2vyf)

28 interesting. " joining" can mean many things, can mean campaigning or it an mean ...no, NO!

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 03:34 PM (V13WU)

29 "Book: Joe Biden Decided to Run in 2024 Because He Knows Kamala Harris Is Incompetent and Unpopular"

Pot meets kettle, film at 11.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at January 22, 2024 03:34 PM (gxokI)

30 Internet gossip assured me that Joe Biden was stepping down on January 1, 2022 to give Kamala 10 years at the presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

I hear around 31 flavors that Biden won't last a year in office.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:35 PM (xcxpd)

31 Michelle Obama is probably calling the rich Dems to see if her and Barack can use the yacht for next summer's Mediterranean vacation.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 22, 2024 03:35 PM (xPl2J)

32 Imma just hoping for a Chicago Burning Times. Lots of burning, looting and murder. Its time for Yankee Land to embrace its inner failed self.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 03:35 PM (ePv8+)

33 The Ho isn't running and neither is Sundowner

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2024 03:35 PM (fwDg9)

34 27 Plans are to grab Michelle for the Democratic presidency choice

She's more left than Joe.... Why would they pick her ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 03:34 PM (n2vyf)

Grabbing the Tranny.....vote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:35 PM (xcxpd)

35 30 Internet gossip assured me that Joe Biden was stepping down on January 1, 2022 to give Kamala 10 years at the presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

I hear around 31 flavors that Biden won't last a year in office.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:35 PM (xcxpd)

=========

I heard at the malt shop that Biden shit his pants in the Vatican...wait...I believe that one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

36 If Big Mike runs he will be POTUS by cheat or stupidity of the Karen voter. This scares the shit out of me and should scare you too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (17s+e)

37 Harris's 'refusal to be a team player.'
......

Oh, I don't know about that.
I bet she loves tag teams.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

38 I remember the days when Joe Biden was Obama's insurance policy. Everyone knew that Slow Joe shouldn't be near any levers of power.

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (4y4MV)

39 She's more left than Joe.... Why would they pick her ?

Because at this point everyone's a figurehead for Barack and/or whoever's got their hands up his butt?

I've always said she's too lazy to want to be President, but that's ameliorated by the fact that they've gotten pretty good at having a do-nothing figurehead President already and someone who isn't dementia-riddled would make it easier.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (2ocoG)

40 25 20 I mean if you can't trust Cindy Adams, who can you trust?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:33 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Ronan Farrow?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

Well he does have dreamy blue eyes...and he outed Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (xcxpd)

41 Book: Joe Biden Decided to Run in 2024 Because He Knows Kamala Harris Is Incompetent and Unpopular
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This makes no sense. Politics doesn't *need* to make sense, of course, but this is such a baffling take that I doubt that it's true or even near-true.

If the fear is that Kamala ends up in the Big Chair and that this would be some kind of national nightmare, then Joe running for re-election with her still on the ticket makes zero chance. None. Less than none. A second Biden Administration with Harris still in at VP *increases* the odds that she ends up behind the Resolute Desk rather than decreasing it. She can't get there on her own - she showed that during her spectacular failure in the 2020 primaries. She didn't lose by a little, she got shit-stomped and was down in the "dregs of the dregs" section.

The only way she ends up in the Oval is by being on the ticket when Biden is re-elected. If the concern is "Kamala's a short-tempered idiot and asshole," then Biden running again with her still as VP is not the obvious - or even a non-obvious - way to deal with that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (mwCIn)

42 so if Michelle Obama somehow get the nomination ... will Trump start calling her "Big Mike" during the campaign?

Posted by: ET at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (dGZO9)

43 26 Seeing as how we are living itbow...

Posted by: Bete at January 22, 2024 03:37 PM (LX4y3)

44 36 If Big Mike runs he will be POTUS by cheat or stupidity of the Karen voter. This scares the shit out of me and should scare you too.
____

Have fun underestimating me!

Posted by: Stupidity of the Karen Voter at January 22, 2024 03:37 PM (fs1hN)

45 37 Harris's 'refusal to be a team player.'
......

Oh, I don't know about that.
I bet she loves tag teams.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

Whomp, there it is!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:37 PM (xcxpd)

46 "Biden" """"decided""""

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2024 03:37 PM (N1tpc)

47 Plans are to grab Michelle for the Democratic presidency choice. Making the music is Barack the orchestra leader.
___

grab Michelle, by the pussy?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (fs1hN)
......

The she-nards.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

48 Crazy idea, running for the Presidency as a first time candidate! Who would do that??

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (zQkx5)

49 Make America So Shtrong Again, vote Massa

Posted by: henry at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (JMDly)

50 grab Michelle, by the pussy?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (fs1hN)

Now there's a self-contradictory phrase, heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (tkR6S)

51 Always figured the Mooch was too lazy for anything approaching real work, or the grind of a political campaign.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (pgwxJ)

52
Michelle cannot and will not run:

A) she makes millions doing nothing and is shiftless and lazy

B) Trump is not going to hold back, race card or not. Her skin is as thin as it is black.

C) She doesn't want the headaches of 24/7/365 being in the public eye with crisis after crisis sure to hit, even if she were a puppet

D) She will NEVER agree to be anyone's puppet, especially her closet-queen husband. Take orders from that literal cocksucker? No way in hell!

That said, I'd be shocked if she took it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (x0n13)

53 ...
If the fear is that Kamala ends up in the Big Chair and that this would be some kind of national nightmare, then Joe running for re-election with her still on the ticket makes zero chance. None. Less than none. A second Biden Administration with Harris still in at VP *increases* the odds that she ends up behind the Resolute Desk rather than decreasing it. She can't get there on her own - she showed that during her spectacular failure in the 2020 primaries. She didn't lose by a little, she got shit-stomped and was down in the "dregs of the dregs" section.

The only way she ends up in the Oval is by being on the ticket when Biden is re-elected. If the concern is "Kamala's a short-tempered idiot and asshole," then Biden running again with her still as VP is not the obvious - or even a non-obvious - way to deal with that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (mwCIn)

Let's be frank: it doesn't matter who stands behind the podium. The Uniparty/Oligarchs are running things and have been for a while.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (xcxpd)

54 the article also mentions that she met hedge fund managers in 22 and told them she is running. things change but...

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (V13WU)

55 Book: Joe Biden Decided to Run in 2024 Because He Knows Kamala Harris Is Incompetent and Unpopular
++++
This makes no sense. Politics doesn't *need* to make sense, of course, but this is such a baffling take that I doubt that it's true or even near-true.



It only makes sense if you think that Joe will ditch Kamala at the convention in favor of some Truman figure, a small time political fixer and crook.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (aD39U)

56 >Book: Joe Biden Decided to Run in 2024 Because He Knows Kamala Harris Is Incompetent and Unpopular
---


Joe doesn't know that
and the writer doesn't know that
the writer knows he's getting paid
I have grains of salt if anybody needs one

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (geLO8)

57 So big Mike can save the country she hates?

Don't thing so. She will be a puppet to a totalitarian, ignorant, nihilist, kleptocracy / junta.

All of those member had an ability / ego mismatch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (u82oZ)

58 Can Biden possibly believe the country somehow needs him?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (SExFt)

59 51 Always figured the Mooch was too lazy for anything approaching real work, or the grind of a political campaign.
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (pgwxJ)

Joking aside, that's been my take on her too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (xcxpd)

60 The idea that Michelle Obama is a serious contender for the presidency shows to what abysmal depth the nation has fallen.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (p+1gI)

61 Listen up cracka ass bitches. I need some cheddar from all y'alls asses so me and and my bitch Barack can get our asses back in da white house.

Hurry your asses up and give today or I'm gonna break off my number 14's in the crack of yo ass.

Your welcome.

Posted by: Mike Obama at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (EvkyC)

62 48 Crazy idea, running for the Presidency as a first time candidate! Who would do that??
Posted by: Donald J. Trump at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (zQkx5)

Except Trump raan successful companies for decades and she coasted on Barack's scrawny coat tails and Affirmative action

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (n2vyf)

63 Kamala can't drop off the ticket, either. Trump would go to town on that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (zQkx5)

64 >>> Joe Biden Decided to Run in 2024 Because He Knows Kamala Harris Is Incompetent and Unpopular

I don't think Biden "knows" much of anything, aside from the scent of little girls.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (cOq4q)

65 All this for a fag?

Posted by: Mooch at January 22, 2024 03:40 PM (aD39U)

66 I remember right here on this very smart military blog that calling Mooochelle Whorf or The Wookie would get you banned. Now we are all calling her a dude... Good times... good times

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 22, 2024 03:40 PM (ZV+pB)

67 That's hilarious that they're thinking of running Michelle Obama. She was going around complaining about the stress of being First Lady and how much she was glad to be free after her husband's eight years.

My guess: The lure is all that sweet campaign cash that can be funneled to friends and family.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 22, 2024 03:40 PM (fxCK2)

68 Can we just never put another woman on the Supreme Court? Honest to God, Barrett was thought to be about as conservative as you could get. She's Roberts in a dress.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 22, 2024 03:40 PM (xaNfJ)

69 wasn't hunter indicted by the DOJ recently ? another little hint for Joe to go away , no ?

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 03:40 PM (V13WU)

70 I've always said she's too lazy to want to be President, but that's ameliorated by the fact that they've gotten pretty good at having a do-nothing figurehead President already and someone who isn't dementia-riddled would make it easier.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (2ocoG)

She might be lazy, but she is also mean and vicious, and could turn on her puppet-masters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (tkR6S)

71 Barrett and Roberts side with the commies in saying that the feds can remove the barriers TX put on the border.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (NYzgN)

72 Let's be frank: it doesn't matter who stands behind the podium. The Uniparty/Oligarchs are running things and have been for a while.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (xcxpd)
++++
Sort of. The person in the office is not the boss, he's a puppet being run by Party forces. But having someone competent in the office makes that easier. He can sell it and, if he is actually also powerful within the Party, he can whip the factions into shape through bribery and fear.

Biden - or Harris - are neither. It's one of the reasons American policy is so contradictory and baffling. The factions are running hog wild and the frontman isn't capable of even putting on a show. An upgrade would be good for the Party, even though the person at the desk is unlikely to be actually in charge. There's a meaningful gap between "puppet or frontman" and "incompetent, angry retard." Better to have the former than the latter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (mwCIn)

73 67 That's hilarious that they're thinking of running Michelle Obama. She was going around complaining about the stress of being First Lady and how much she was glad to be free after her husband's eight years.

My guess: The lure is all that sweet campaign cash that can be funneled to friends and family.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 22, 2024 03:40 PM (fxCK2)

==========

She's getting massive payoffs in every direction. The most public one is Netflix, but the Obamas are now worth over a billion dollars.

Money isn't going to be an incentive. She could end up thinking that she's a savior, but I can't wait until she has to do an interview with anyone the least bit antagonistic. It'd be funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

74 LMAO the last thing Joe Biden "decided" was mashed potatoes instead of cole slaw back in 2018.

Posted by: JCG at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (fow9w)

75 61 Listen up cracka ass bitches. I need some cheddar from all y'alls asses so me and and my bitch Barack can get our asses back in da white house.

Hurry your asses up and give today or I'm gonna break off my number 14's in the crack of yo ass.

Your welcome.
Posted by: Mike Obama at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (EvkyC)

"I want to form a new coalition of soul people and bagel people, from the chitlin district to the diamond district, from catfish to gefilte fish, we all need to live as one. I want to look out over the crowd and see both leather hats and yarmulkes side by side. So come on, you brothers and sisters, you hymies and hymettes"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (xcxpd)

76 71 Barrett and Roberts side with the commies in saying that the feds can remove the barriers TX put on the border.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (NYzgN)

I knew it was those 2

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 03:42 PM (n2vyf)

77 Coming back now -- Obama. Not him. HER!
......

OK, now I'm really confused.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

78 Joey Shitbrains is going nowhere. He's running and won't drop out no matter what. So long as he is breathing (even if barely), he is gonna be the candidate on the ballot in November.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

79 71 Barrett and Roberts side with the commies in saying that the feds can remove the barriers TX put on the border.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (NYzgN)

Are you seeing this or is this your projection?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2024 03:42 PM (x0n13)

80 My guess: The lure is all that sweet campaign cash that can be funneled to friends and family.

They see the money Hunter and James Biden are scaring up and want to get Sasha and Malia on that ASAP.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 03:42 PM (2ocoG)

81 The person in the office is not the boss, he's a puppet being run by Party forces. But having someone competent in the office makes that easier. He can sell it and, if he is actually also powerful within the Party, he can whip the factions into shape through bribery and fear.

Biden - or Harris - are neither. It's one of the reasons American policy is so contradictory and baffling. The factions are running hog wild and the frontman isn't capable of even putting on a show. An upgrade would be good for the Party, even though the person at the desk is unlikely to be actually in charge. There's a meaningful gap between "puppet or frontman" and "incompetent, angry retard." Better to have the former than the latter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (mwCIn)

fair point

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:42 PM (xcxpd)

82 It only makes sense if you think that Joe will ditch Kamala at the convention in favor of some Truman figure, a small time political fixer and crook.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (aD39U)
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Which I've heard no rumor of. It's the obvious implication of this assertion, but it's just that - implication.

I think this is just a way to skim some sweet cash during campaign season by publishing incomprehensible and insensible bullshit.

It could be the plan and it could happen, but I just kinda doubt it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:43 PM (mwCIn)

83

The only way she ends up in the Oval is by being on the ticket when Biden is re-elected. If the concern is "Kamala's a short-tempered idiot and asshole," then Biden running again with her still as VP is not the obvious - or even a non-obvious - way to deal with that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (mwCIn)
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Yep, which is why the story is BS. They want us to believe he want's to keep her out of oval office. Nope, he plans to hand over the reigns within 12-18 months of getting reelected.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2024 03:43 PM (G0vdT)

84 Hoping for SMOD or space aliens.

Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at January 22, 2024 03:43 PM (t/2Uw)

85 She's getting massive payoffs in every direction. The most public one is Netflix, but the Obamas are now worth over a billion dollars.
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Did NetFlix's asset value decrease upon the gift of $450M to Obama or did they charge 10% to launder Obama's presidential grift?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 03:43 PM (ePv8+)

86 64 >>> Joe Biden Decided to Run in 2024 Because He Knows Kamala Harris Is Incompetent and Unpopular

I don't think Biden "knows" much of anything, aside from the scent of little girls.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (cOq4q)

"Hooah"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:43 PM (xcxpd)

87 Also, if Michelle Obama runs, she will win.

POSSIBLY, even without massive voter fraud. Just the normal level.

Of course, she has ZERO qualifications, and would be an unmitigated disaster (worse than the current one), but her voters don't care about either of those. Identity uber alles.

Additionally, looking at the state of this nation that used to be the greatest nation in the world, I can't really say that her disaster of a reign would be undeserved.

Like ancient Israel, God is going to punish the nation by giving it what it wants.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 22, 2024 03:43 PM (N1tpc)

88 If you want to avoid that, just position her for success.

That's what her ears are for.

Posted by: Willie Brown at January 22, 2024 03:44 PM (OkFiN)

89 At least the left knows that Barrett isn't THAT kind of republican. Her housekeeper can send for the rest of her family now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 03:44 PM (NYzgN)

90 The publishers page for the new book has this very apt quote from Tucker:

"In a functioning meritocracy, Kamala Harris would be a C-list massage therapist working out of a strip mall. Yet somehow she became our vice president. How'd that happen? Charlie Spiering has the answer."

-- -- Tucker Carlson, Host of Tucker on X

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 22, 2024 03:44 PM (zQkx5)

91
Deep state loves Whitmer, hence, the FBI fake kidnapping plot and courageous victim positioning.

Question is, what is the 5 minute hate plan to dump Kamala?

1. She ain't really black.
2. An accident.
3. A vile white supremicist Lee Harvey Oswald.
4. A sudden urge to spend more time with her family.
5. Discovery of incriminating criminal activity and a quick plea deal with Merrick Garland to resign.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2024 03:44 PM (j4U/Z)

92 Kalorama exists to guide affairs in DC. Who they answer to is question.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 03:44 PM (R4t5M)

93 >>> 68 Can we just never put another woman on the Supreme Court? Honest to God, Barrett was thought to be about as conservative as you could get. She's Roberts in a dress.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 22, 2024 03:40 PM (xaNfJ)

Well.... obviously none of the derp state approved candidates would ever appoint a Moronette to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:44 PM (llON8)

94 Over the ages, the weapon known only as Kamala's Mouth had been wielded by many. Some like Willie Brown strove to master it, bend it to their will, but it only consumed him. Others like Biden sought to deploy it in subterfuge, but he too will be betrayed by cackles from the void. And then to another age, another prideful victim it shall pass.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2024 03:44 PM (Y6IkP)

95 But Obama, 'pushed Kamala'

I pushed a Kamala this morning.
It was smeary.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 03:44 PM (1Zjbf)

96 Money isn't going to be an incentive. She could end up thinking that she's a savior, but I can't wait until she has to do an interview with anyone the least bit antagonistic. It'd be funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

Legally, you can give your adult children only about $18K /year. But if your adult children work for your campaign, the sky's the limit! The clothing and travel reimbursements alone would be great for 20-something-year-olds.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 22, 2024 03:45 PM (fxCK2)

97 I wish I could get punished by getting what I want....sigh...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:45 PM (xcxpd)

98 In a functioning meritocracy, Kamala Harris would be a C-list massage therapist working out of a strip mall.
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*perks up*

Posted by: Robert Kraft at January 22, 2024 03:45 PM (fs1hN)

99 Biden won't debate. Can't. Our codger-in-chief can't even read the prewritten script in front of him fast enough to pronounce the words.

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Biden/Harris 2024 -- Codger and Cooter-in-Chief!

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 03:45 PM (7nRFT)

100 I remain skeptical of Michelle running for President but it could possible square the Harris circle.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2024 03:45 PM (IFNME)

101 Salad tossing and Kamala Harris, how is this going to end? 🤔

Posted by: Hmmm at January 22, 2024 03:45 PM (GDXZc)

102 If this is the case you'll need to replace all the White House washing machines with the industrial version just to accommodate Big Mike's dirty jock straps.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 22, 2024 03:45 PM (OZjDX)

103 In a sign of the containing collapse of the Russian economy, a passenger flight was cancelled when a passenger noticed that four bolts were missing on a wing.

Oh wait - did I say Russia? It was a Virgin Airlines flight from Manchester to New York. Airbus.

On my Twitter feed, there is a guy who is reveling in every failure of Russian infrastructure - if a water main breaks in Novosibirsk, he'll happily Tweet about it, as a sign of Putin's impending downfall.

Meanwhile, I live in an area where about half a million people lost power for multiple days.

But that's just weather.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (YAtuc)

104 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden administration can resume removal of the razor wire installed by the state of Texas along the border near Eagle Pass, at least while litigation is ongoing. Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, & Kavanaugh all dissented. Roberts & Barrett sided w/ left leaning justices to rule in Biden admin’s favor & allow Border Patrol to remove the razor wire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (NYzgN)

105 Deep state loves Whitmer, hence, the FBI fake kidnapping plot and courageous victim positioning.

Why do they love Whitmer though? She seems to have little to recommend her, she's just a generic nasty female Democrat.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (2ocoG)

106 Criticism of her staffers, impatience with Joe Biden, and saying Samuel Jackson's favorite word is supposed to sink this idiot? On what planet? Is this some kind of reverse psychology shit?

Posted by: JCG at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (fow9w)

107 Big Mike is one of the repulsive people I have seen in politics.
If I was normally a non-voter I'd show up just to vote against her.

To be fair to NeverTrump, yes people people may show up just to vote against someone even when they normally don't vote. It's a known fact they did this to vote against Trump, some precincts had more votes than registered voters! That's on top of the one's with more registered voters than population.
That is how intense NeverTrump was/is.

This is why we vote - given a high enough legitimate turnout it becomes impossible to stuff ballot boxes without ludicrous result.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (cOq4q)

108 I positioned Kamala Harris for success once. I forced her to sit bolt upright at her desk, her glistening fingernails poised above the expectant expanse of her computer keyboard.

I made her type for me. Again and again, her elegant fingers descended in slow, languorous keystrokes.

You remember that lady researcher who had to jerk off a dolphin to try to communicate with it? I swear, that's easier than working with Kamala Harris. She talks slow as fuck and makes no sense.

Posted by: Tom Perry at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (MX0bI)

109 The only thing the unhappy FEM bigshots can do to get Biden to withdraw is... ask him politely.

They have no leverage now. The nomination is in Biden's hip pocket. He has no opponents. All the filing deadlines have come & gone. Some of the delegates have even been chosen already.

So WHAT exactly are unhappy DEMs supposed to say to Biden to get him to do something he can't be forced to do, & that he manifestly doesn't WANT to do? I suppose they could cry, fall to the floor, and beat their hands & fists.

About this "Biden can't debate" stuff. Quite true, he can't. But he's already indicated how he plans to handle that problem-- "I won't dignify Trump by sharing a stage with him." That's it. His strategy is right there. One can question how viable that strategy will be, but that IS the strategy. He's already told us that.

Posted by: mnw at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (NLIak)

110 In a functioning meritocracy, Kamala Harris would be a C-list massage therapist working out of a strip mall.
____

*perks up*
Posted by: Robert Kraft

Wait your turn, cracker.

Posted by: DeShaun Watson at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (R4t5M)

111 >>> 84 Hoping for SMOD or space aliens.
Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at January 22, 2024 03:43 PM (t/2Uw)

No way, last time we landed some asshoes stole our hubcaps.

Posted by: space aliens at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (llON8)

112 http://tinyurl.com/huf9n9w8

In court papers, the administration said the wire impedes Border Patrol agents from reaching migrants as they cross the river and that, in any case, federal immigration law trumps Texas’ own efforts to stem the flow of migrants into the country.

Texas officials have argued that federal agents cut the wire to help groups crossing illegally through the river before taking them in for processing.

Chief Justice John Roberts and Justices Amy Coney Barrett, Ketanji Brown Jackson, Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor sided with the administration. Justices Samuel Alito, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh and Clarence Thomas voted with Texas.

No one provided any explantion for their vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (i9ffA)

113 Harvard is crying out for someone with the statue of Kamala Harris to take the job of President. How can she resist the call of this grand institution? With a heavy heart, she must say goodbye to the Bidens and wish them well.

Face saved all around.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (ln6cw)

114 I pushed a Kamala this morning.
It was smeary.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards
......

Betcha can't use just one square.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

115 104 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden administration can resume removal of the razor wire installed by the state of Texas along the border near Eagle Pass, at least while litigation is ongoing. Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, & Kavanaugh all dissented. Roberts & Barrett sided w/ left leaning justices to rule in Biden admin’s favor & allow Border Patrol to remove the razor wire.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (NYzgN)

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So, less a comment on the merits, and more of a procedural thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

116 Also, if Michelle Obama runs, she will win.

Big Mike will not run because he/she/it/them loves money more than being POTUS. According to Dan Bongino (Obama SS Agent) Big Mike is a private and personal person that does not like public exposesure ...

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (Mig/N)

117 She's getting massive payoffs in every direction. The most public one is Netflix, but the Obamas are now worth over a billion dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

Someone, can't quite remember who, once said, "I Do Think At A Certain Point You’ve Made Enough Money."

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (VGRuw)

118 Kamala can't drop off the ticket, either. Trump would go to town on that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 22, 2024 03:39 PM (zQkx5)

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Phrasing?

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 03:48 PM (7nRFT)

119 Bullshit. Biden a) has no idea what planet he’s on and b) even if he did he gives no fucks about anything but the graft.

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:48 PM (YofvK)

120 >Roberts & Barrett sided w/ left leaning justices to rule in Biden admin’s favor


expect more of this

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 03:48 PM (geLO8)

121 That's hilarious that they're thinking of running Michelle Obama. She was going around complaining about the stress of being First Lady and how much she was glad to be free after her husband's eight years.
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Hated living in the White House.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2024 03:48 PM (XeU6L)

122 Betcha can't use just one square.

*ears perk up*

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 22, 2024 03:48 PM (2ocoG)

123 This story sounds like the biggest news of the weekend.

Posted by: JCG at January 22, 2024 03:48 PM (fow9w)

124 117 Someone, can't quite remember who, once said, "I Do Think At A Certain Point You’ve Made Enough Money."
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (VGRuw)

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Sounds like Lenin, to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

125 No Democrat will debate Trump. They don't want to give him a platform. They will justify it by saying that its Trump who won't debate look at the primary.

I think they've long ago left behind the idea they need a popular candidate to get more votes. They pushed Biden's vegetable ass over the line last time they can do it again.

Posted by: blaster at January 22, 2024 03:49 PM (IFNME)

126 104 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden administration can resume removal of the razor wire installed by the state of Texas along the border near Eagle Pass, at least while litigation is ongoing. Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, & Kavanaugh all dissented. Roberts & Barrett sided w/ left leaning justices to rule in Biden admin’s favor & allow Border Patrol to remove the razor wire.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (NYzgN)
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That's just great. The fact Barrett thought the Libs had a rational argument speaks volumes.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2024 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

127 According to Dan Bongino (Obama SS Agent) Big Mike is a private and personal person that does not like public exposesure ...
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (Mig/N)



Did Dan ever see her penis?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 22, 2024 03:49 PM (aD39U)

128 I never thought Biden would live through 2020. I figured the D's would end up installing someone else as their nominee at the last second. Then I thought the deep state would pull Joe's plug after Jan x, 2023 and leave Harris as the puppet with a potential 10 years in the oval office.

Finally I decided I have no clue about what the crazy Dems will do.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 22, 2024 03:49 PM (3cGpq)

129 The Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden administration can resume removal of the razor wire installed by the state of Texas along the border near Eagle Pass, at least while litigation is ongoing. Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, & Kavanaugh all dissented. Roberts & Barrett sided w/ left leaning justices to rule in Biden admin’s favor & allow Border Patrol to remove the razor wire.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Enter nullification. They cut it down put it back up. Put TX NG in the way and don't allow feds through.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 22, 2024 03:49 PM (MGB5H)

130 I don't think Moochelle will run, or be given the nomination. I don't think that she would win if she does.

But if those things do happen, then this country will break apart. That will be the end of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 03:50 PM (i9ffA)

131 Big Mike is one of the repulsive people I have seen in politics.

The AFWLs love her, and if she runs, she will receive the most laudatory press coverage that anyone has seen since her husband ran, only more so.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2024 03:50 PM (YAtuc)

132 What a disappointment ACB turned out to be.

She’s still cute, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 03:50 PM (9yWhg)

133 Hoping for SMOD or space aliens.
Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice )


Nope, not coming back. Ate all the dinosaurs already.
You little fucks are not worth the trip.

Posted by: Ancient Aliens at January 22, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

134 120 >Roberts & Barrett sided w/ left leaning justices to rule in Biden admin’s favor

Can't have that razor wire... It slows the" migrants" from getting in and being put on planes to red States...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 03:50 PM (n2vyf)

135 128 I never thought Biden would live through 2020. I figured the D's would end up installing someone else as their nominee at the last second. Then I thought the deep state would pull Joe's plug after Jan x, 2023 and leave Harris as the puppet with a potential 10 years in the oval office.

Finally I decided I have no clue about what the crazy Dems will do.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 22, 2024 03:49 PM (3cGpq)

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If you had assumed that Biden was president of his own volition and not on the verge of death, you'd have come to the conclusion that he was going to stay, run for re-election, and possibly win.

That's been my assumption since November, 2020. I haven't been wrong yet!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

136 Good thing we have scouts 6-3 eh?
Spit.

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:51 PM (YofvK)

137 Barrett is playing 8D chess. Clearly hoping to piss enough people off that they come out in droves to reelect Trump again.

Posted by: JCG at January 22, 2024 03:51 PM (fow9w)

138 No one provided any explanation for their vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 03:47 PM (i9ffA)

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We're gonna need a lot more bananas for this thing they're mistakenly calling a "Republic."

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 03:52 PM (KnA/t)

139 93 >>> 68 Can we just never put another woman on the Supreme Court? Honest to God, Barrett was thought to be about as conservative as you could get. She's Roberts in a dress.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 22, 2024 03:40 PM (xaNfJ)

Well.... obviously none of the derp state approved candidates would ever appoint a Moronette to the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:44 PM (llON
__________

Barrett was largely an unknown except for her one signature issue: she was against abortion. Because of that, she was thought to be conservative on all issues.

Some of us raised red flags at the time as to her being largely an unknown. Those red flags were not heeded. They should have been.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

140 It doesn't matter who the Dems put up in place of Biden as long as they are under 75 years old and a liberal Democrat. They all just need a reason to vote D even though everything is bad and the country is falling apart. They'll blame it on Biden and Harris, offer fresh blood and all of Trump's negatives(fascist, racist, Nazi dictator) will be back in play.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 22, 2024 03:52 PM (t/2Uw)

141 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden administration can resume removal of the razor wire installed by the state of Texas along the border near Eagle Pass, at least while litigation is ongoing. Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, & Kavanaugh all dissented. Roberts & Barrett sided w/ left leaning justices to rule in Biden admin’s favor & allow Border Patrol to remove the razor wire.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (NYzgN)
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Ball's in Abbot's court, now.

We'll learn soon whether we're going to get a nullification crisis.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:53 PM (mwCIn)

142 Where does the border end? Cant Texas just put up a new razor wire 5 feet further in from where it is now? At some point the border isn’t the border anymore and it’s just Texas right?

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)

143 Mike isn't running. It will be someone else. I think its clickbait crap.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (4p0Xq)

144 I am translucent, well rested, and READY!

Posted by: Jimmuh Cartah at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (ZV+pB)

145 U.S. States, their Citizens, and the Constitution have no standing. Illegal aliens and criminal feral agencies on the other hand ...

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (KnA/t)

146 42 so if Michelle Obama somehow get the nomination ... will Trump start calling her "Big Mike" during the campaign?

Posted by: ET at January 22, 2024 03:36 PM (dGZO9)
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Well he won't be 'grabbing him by the pussy ...' .... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - likes purrying pussies at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (qfLjt)

147 >>> so if Michelle Obama somehow get the nomination ... will Trump start calling her "Big Mike" during the campaign?
Posted by: ET

... and the name "Big Mike" didn't come stature, at least that is what hear Barry said.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (cOq4q)

148 142 Where does the border end? Cant Texas just put up a new razor wire 5 feet further in from where it is now? At some point the border isn’t the border anymore and it’s just Texas right?
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)

=========

"You know...I thought that about my crop."
-that guy with a crop who had to burn it because of interstate commerce under FDR

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

149 Amy Day O’Connor

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:55 PM (YofvK)

150 >>> 142 Where does the border end? Cant Texas just put up a new razor wire 5 feet further in from where it is now? At some point the border isn’t the border anymore and it’s just Texas right?
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)

How about 5 feet further *out* from where it is now.

or, where is Uncle Palp...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:55 PM (llON8)

151 Point of order since actual lawyers are stroking out about that reporting on the Twats: SCOTUS did not rule a damn thing, they simply allowed a temporary injunction.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 22, 2024 03:55 PM (2ocoG)

152 >Mike isn't running. It will be someone else. I think its clickbait crap.
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I think it's the stuff of nightmares

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 03:55 PM (geLO8)

153 Also, since Biden is obviously not going to step aside, a quasi-primary fight that ends with the elite ignoring the will of the Democrat electorate and installing someone who didn't even run should be interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra

Biden will have a stroke by June, and be incapacitated.

Who is the more favored minority on the grievance list?
"Big Mike" Obama or Kamala Harris?

YOU MAKE THE CALL!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at January 22, 2024 03:55 PM (vcOmj)

154 So if Abbot says "Fuck you" then what?

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

155 Women with power. It's western civilization's downfall.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (BdMk6)

156 Where does the border end? Cant Texas just put up a new razor wire 5 feet further in from where it is now? At some point the border isn’t the border anymore and it’s just Texas right?

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)

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Start with the Crawford Ranch and expand your way out.

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (cHnAb)

157 When biden says you're incompetent that's got to be a bitch, but he knows whereof he speaks

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (D+9ZE)

158 that ends with the elite ignoring the will of the Democrat electorate and installing someone who didn't even run should be interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

I know, right?

Bernie Sanders

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (FxH7T)

159 How about 5 feet further *out* from where it is now.

or, where is Uncle Palp...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:55 PM (llON

Guessing he's back at his desk in the Pentagon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (xcxpd)

160 On my Twitter feed, there is a guy who is reveling in every failure of Russian infrastructure - if a water main breaks in Novosibirsk, he'll happily Tweet about it, as a sign of Putin's impending downfall.
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In my littel Progressive burg, it is estimated that 15 to 20 percent of our water is being lost to leaks. The Civic Center has become unusable. The coven of incompetent/ignorant/ inexperienced Progressive City Coucil women are too busy tearing down monuments and planning 'reparations' to worry about fundamental infrastructure.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (XeU6L)

161 Those 3 lib Justices never vote with the "Conservatives" never... Close minded Dem puppets with no clue about the Constitution

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (n2vyf)

162 Hated living in the White House.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


Let's paint the mother black!

Posted by: Michelle Obama, really? at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (vcOmj)

163 *little

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (XeU6L)

164 Per TGP: Man beats 51 year old grampa to death with a piece of firewood. In Fort Worth. WTF.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (R4t5M)

165 so if Michelle Obama somehow get the nomination ... will Trump start calling her "Big Mike" during the campaign?

Trump will have Malik Obama appear at rallies to reenact his famous "She has a DEEEEEECK!" meme.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (2ocoG)

166 I don't think it's the Democrats that have a say in who's their candidate. They also don't have a say in whether that candidate wins or loses. Those things have already been fleshed out.

Trump is the "X" factor and will be eliminated from competition. One way or another.

If there's a desire to put a Republican in the White House there will be a Republican in the White House. The "election" and "voting" have zero to do with that.

The only thing I see as remotely debatable is why one or the other (a D or R) would be installed over the other.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (Q4IgG)

167 Who is the more favored minority on the grievance list?
"Big Mike" Obama


The most amazing thing that the subservient media did was portray Big Mike as the second coming of Jackie Kennedy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (YAtuc)

168 The magic of a border. The magic of a border. The magic of a border.

A border is really just an arbitrary concept of a thing that doesn't actually exist. When you go to move that line, maybe it's the line that really moves you. Am I right?

Posted by: Kamala H at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (fow9w)

169 Ball's in Abbot's court, now.

We'll learn soon whether we're going to get a nullification crisis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:53 PM (mwCIn)

The problem with relying on the SCOTUS is that, I hate to say it, that under the broad Arizona decision a few years back the Fed Gov is going to win this fight in Court. This vote today shows that there's a 5 vote bloc willing to support Federal Authority over any State Authority, and I don't see that changing.

So Abbot's play is to push things on the border until Biden's DOJ militarizes things and sends the troops down from Ft. Hood to take over, and hope that makes a big enough political stink to get a change of administration.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (i9ffA)

170 >>> 159
==
or, where is Uncle Palp...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:55 PM (llON

Guessing he's back at his desk in the Pentagon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (xcxpd)

I would have guessed Eff.Bee.EYE as the source of any glowies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (llON8)

171 161 Those 3 lib Justices never vote with the "Conservatives" never... Close minded Dem puppets with no clue about the Constitution
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (n2vyf)

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Kagan does sometimes, on smaller issues.

But KJB and Sotomayor are NPCs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

172 The cover art is gong to drive the lefties nuts. OTOH, I love it.

https://shorturl.at/ehuKM

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (/2o6t)

173 >Biden will have a stroke by June, and be incapacitated.
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I wonder how this would affect his vote total in November
might make it hard for him to break 100,000,000

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (geLO8)

174 Big Mike ain't gonna run.

He's tired of having to duct tape up his schlong and nutsack.

I like it when he just lets them hang out and bounces them off of my tonsils.

Posted by: Barack Mugabe, Sodomite at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (EvkyC)

175 Women with power. It's western civilization's downfall.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (BdMk6)

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* Posse Comitatus will enter the spat *

Let's get this thing on!

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (cHnAb)

176 Yet another feminist success story who owes their standing entirely to the man they married.

The immense irony, it hurts so bad. Like it got dropped on my balls.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (5C4od)

177 Fwiw, if Trump ties Michelle in the general, the winner would be decided with a dick measuring contest in the floor of the House

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (D+9ZE)

178 156 Where does the border end? Cant Texas just put up a new razor wire 5 feet further in from where it is now? At some point the border isn’t the border anymore and it’s just Texas right?

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)
____________________

I think the problem with that is that once these mongrels are in the USA (in Texas), they can claim asylum and get to stay here and drop out 15 kids while their bullshit asylum claim takes 20 years to be resolved.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

179 “Michigan is flashing warning signs for President Biden’s re-election bid,” the Wall Street Journal reports. “Biden is expected to address the United Auto Workers at its political conference in Washington...and return to Michigan before the Feb. 27 primary.”

The Middle East is exploding. He needs to promote a ceasefire. Many old folks are ok with wars - but the young aren’t esp seeing dead & injured Gaza kids on their phones everyday.

He can't shout over the 24/7 lies fed to the public via news and social media. He can't out-Trump Trump with appealing to the lowest common denominator.

Biden has been the best president in my adult life, but I seem to be in the minority of folks who think so. What is it going to take for him to break through this damn brain fog that seems to have the US population firmly in its grip?


Michigan is a top state for arab american immigrants, and one of the states with the most Ukrainian immigrants. How much would the two voting blocks offset each other?

I trust Biden's campaign polling ***SCIENCE*** and their actions that don't show such concern in Michigan article does.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (E90oM)

180 To be fair, Big Mike will be able to lead, unironically, trainees up and down the squad bay singing "This is my rifle, and this is my gun, this is for killing and this is for fun!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (a3Q+t)

181 Madison

What is a "quasi-primary," please? Can you explain the process whereby Biden will be replaced in a quasi-primary?

Posted by: mnw at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (NLIak)

182 The most amazing thing that the subservient media did was portray Big Mike as the second coming of Jackie Kennedy.

AWFLs will say with a straight face right now that Big Mike is prettier and more lady-like than Melania, who is a Slavic whore.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 03:59 PM (2ocoG)

183 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

184 So Abbot's play is to push things on the border until Biden's DOJ militarizes things and sends the troops down from Ft. Hood to take over, and hope that makes a big enough political stink to get a change of administration.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (i9ffA)
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Which would be a nullification crisis, by my reckoning.

State: "I'm doing this"
Fed: "Stop doing that"
State: "No"
Fed: "SCOTUS orders you to stop doing that, so knock it off"
State: "No. I am continuing and you can send the Army to stop me."

Then they continue the dance until the Feds blink, the State blinks, or there's a war.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:59 PM (mwCIn)

185 But Obama, 'pushed Kamala', and Biden went along despite her embarrassing criticism of him as a virtual racist in the 2020 presidential debates when she, too, was briefly running for president.
______________________

I think it is more accurately described as Obama pushing Kamala as a result of a deal made with the Clinton camp. Hillary capitulated when she and Obama were primarying. And the tally in some states were suspect. The Clinton camp agreed to support Biden in 2020 IF they got someone from their camp in the VP slot. Harris is very much part of the Clinton camp (as is Gavin Newsom). So, Obama pushing Biden to accept Harris was inside baseball within the party.

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2024 03:59 PM (dIske)

186 So if Abbot says "Fuck you" then what?
Posted by: wth


He'll never get to be President with that kind of potty mouth.
The mother fucker.

Posted by: Michelle Obama, really? at January 22, 2024 03:59 PM (vcOmj)

187 In my littel Progressive burg, it is estimated that 15 to 20 percent of our water is being lost to leaks.

Water utilities are generally ignored by "progressive" governments until a crisis happens, because water mains aren't visible.

It is a mark of how competent a local government is to look at how well the water utility is run.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2024 03:59 PM (YAtuc)

188 142 Where does the border end? Cant Texas just put up a new razor wire 5 feet further in from where it is now? At some point the border isn’t the border anymore and it’s just Texas right?
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)

Doesn't matter where it is, the Feds have been granted the authority to cut it no matter where.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 03:59 PM (i9ffA)

189 In my littel Progressive burg, it is estimated that 15 to 20 percent of our water is being lost to leaks.



Stuff like that is ignored. But if you water your lawn on a Tuesday instead of Wednesday all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:59 PM (YofvK)

190 Supreme Court sides with Biden Admin on the Texas razor wire case.

Texas and America f*cked once again by the SC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

191 or, where is Uncle Palp...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:55 PM (llON

Guessing he's back at his desk in the Pentagon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (xcxpd)

I would have guessed Eff.Bee.EYE as the source of any glowies.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (llON

I can see the Puzzle Palace too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 04:00 PM (xcxpd)

192 I seriously doubt they're going to do anything but wishcast when it comes to GoonieGoogoo.

She's probably the only person in the country with less of a work ethic than Obama and he has less of a work ethic than a WNBA mascot.

And not to put too fine a point on it but outside of DC city limits, she represents one of the most tiresome demographics in the country at this point.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 22, 2024 04:00 PM (wb1YC)

193 184 So Abbot's play is to push things on the border until Biden's DOJ militarizes things and sends the troops down from Ft. Hood to take over, and hope that makes a big enough political stink to get a change of administration.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (i9ffA)
++++
Which would be a nullification crisis, by my reckoning.

State: "I'm doing this"
Fed: "Stop doing that"
State: "No"
Fed: "SCOTUS orders you to stop doing that, so knock it off"
State: "No. I am continuing and you can send the Army to stop me."

Then they continue the dance until the Feds blink, the State blinks, or there's a war.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:59 PM (mwCIn)

Abbott will roll b/c he's not going to want to go to jail...he was pinning his hopes on the SC...and he lost...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 22, 2024 04:00 PM (exHjb)

194 Supreme Court sides with Biden Admin on the Texas razor wire case.

They didn't actually side with anyone, it's a temporary restraining order, not a ruling.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 04:00 PM (2ocoG)

195 Breaking News: Kamala Harris is fucking stupid.

Wow. I had no idea; hopefully someone writes a book exposing just how pants-shittingly stupid the vice president is.

Posted by: ballistic at January 22, 2024 04:01 PM (oqH4h)

196 179 The Middle East is exploding. He needs to promote a ceasefire. Many old folks are ok with wars - but the young aren’t esp seeing dead & injured Gaza kids on their phones everyday.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (E90oM)

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His administration is actively pushing for an end of the war with Blinken advocating for a two-state solution just a couple of days ago.

It's amazing that these people probably commented on a story about that a few minutes prior.

Maybe...just maybe...importing people who are more attached to the wellbeing of foreign nations than the good of their own wasn't a great idea? Oh, wait, no, it's just misinformation, or something. I dunno. Hard to keep this crap straight. They obviously can't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

197 Wasn't the whole point anyway that get stupidity would protect Biden?

Just like Biden was picked as VP to protect Obama, as people figured sure Barry is bad, but Joe is a full on R-Tard, Kamala was there to protect Joe (and thus Obama's 3rd/4th terms), because at least if they drug him he could act presidential for 30 seconds to a minute, which Kamala can't.

Obama knows if Joe drops out, Gavin will fight for the nomination, and that will shift power from Obama and his scumbags, to Nancy and her scumbags. They'd rather moron Joe wreck the country (and our appearance of power) while making their commie pals rich, than Gavin at least looking capable while wrecking ther country and making his slightly less commie pals rich.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 22, 2024 04:01 PM (YtF5G)

198 Fwiw, if anybody is going to schlong Trrump it's onlbama

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 04:01 PM (D+9ZE)

199 171 161 Those 3 lib Justices never vote with the "Conservatives" never... Close minded Dem puppets with no clue about the Constitution
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (n2vyf)

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Kagan does sometimes, on smaller issues.

But KJB and Sotomayor are NPCs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
____________

KJB and Sotomayor can only aspire to be NPCs. Soto was in the SDNY and later 2d circuit. She had an terrible reputation for being stupid, lazy, and abusive to lawyers and staff. Even her fellow Hispanics hated her. So of course they put her on the SC.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

200 181 Madison

What is a "quasi-primary," please? Can you explain the process whereby Biden will be replaced in a quasi-primary?
Posted by: mnw at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (NLIak)

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I don't think it'll happen, but the idea would be for Biden to win the primary, go to the convention, and then get replaced by the delegates with someone else.

So, quasi-primary. Perhaps pseudo-primary would be more appropriate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

201 Yet another feminist success story who owes their standing entirely to the man they married.

It's striking that the female Prime Ministers in the rest of the Anglosphere got there because of their own merits, while powerful American women politicians often got there because of who their father/husband/paramour was.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2024 04:02 PM (YAtuc)

202
They didn't actually side with anyone, it's a temporary restraining order, not a ruling.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 04:00 PM (2ocoG)

If they thought TX would win the case they wouldn’t have ruled this way. This is a loss. And shows that the left runs scotus lock stock and barrel.

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 04:02 PM (YofvK)

203 somebody must be sinnin' down here!! it's raining like Harvey!

Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2024 04:02 PM (8uzBS)

204 The most amazing thing that the subservient media did was portray Big Mike as the second coming of Jackie Kennedy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (YAtuc)

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The Yeti must have "graced" over 2,000 magazine covers in 8 years. Melanie? Were even a handful?

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 04:02 PM (cHnAb)

205 Biden has been the best president in my adult life, but I seem to be in the minority of folks who think so
.....

When did you turn 18... last week?

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

206 142 Where does the border end? Cant Texas just put up a new razor wire 5 feet further in from where it is now? At some point the border isn’t the border anymore and it’s just Texas right?
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)

Seriously, this is an interesting question. I assume there are federal easements on private property near the border allowing fed agents access. I assume the state could take easements behind the fed easements? It's not like waving a magic wand - the taking process can be lengthy - but it's an interesting possible solution.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at January 22, 2024 04:03 PM (5C4od)

207 Motjerf***ker is a good word, maybe not coming out of your bosses mouth

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 22, 2024 04:03 PM (MwHgU)

208 >>> 201 Yet another feminist success story who owes their standing entirely to the man they married.

It's striking that the female Prime Ministers in the rest of the Anglosphere got there because of their own merits, while powerful American women politicians often got there because of who their father/husband/paramour was.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2024 04:02 PM (YAtuc)

Hey, *I* was an EXPERT!!!!

Posted by: Jacinda Arden at January 22, 2024 04:04 PM (llON8)

209 Cooling off out thar.

And completely overcast.

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2024 04:04 PM (T4tVD)

210
They didn't actually side with anyone, it's a temporary restraining order, not a ruling.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 04:00 PM (2ocoG)



Are you saying the media LIED to me?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

211 207 Motjerf***ker is a good word, maybe not coming out of your bosses mouth
Posted by: Gonzotx at January 22, 2024 04:03 PM (MwHgU)

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Is it Swedish?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

212 Abbott will not step to the feds because he knows they'll take the legs right out from under him

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 22, 2024 04:04 PM (ZV+pB)

213 Breaking News: Kamala Harris is fucking stupid.

She's fucking Joe?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2024 04:04 PM (SExFt)

214 Motjerf***ker is a good word, maybe not coming out of your bosses mouth
Posted by:



You work for your mom?

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 04:04 PM (D+9ZE)

215 206 142 Where does the border end? Cant Texas just put up a new razor wire 5 feet further in from where it is now? At some point the border isn’t the border anymore and it’s just Texas right?
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 03:54 PM (YofvK)

Unfortunately, once they set foot on land , their ours

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 22, 2024 04:05 PM (MwHgU)

216 Once I was on an airplane sitting next to a chatty woman who was gushing about how she had an advance copy of Michelle Obama's book. The good part was that she read during the flight and didn't try and talk to me.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 22, 2024 04:05 PM (t/2Uw)

217 Big Mike is a racist piece of shit but leftists white folks would crawl across cut glass to vote for her. Even if she was clubbing them with her penis they would say "thank you he/she may I have another ?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2024 04:05 PM (wJraq)

218 Kumala's utter ignorance and inability to not sound like an mentally deficient flatworm wasn't enough for the Buyen team to reject her?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2024 04:06 PM (qoGsy)

219
Seriously, this is an interesting question. I assume there are federal easements on private property near the border allowing fed agents access. I assume the state could take easements behind the fed easements? It's not like waving a magic wand - the taking process can be lengthy - but it's an interesting possible solution.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at January 22, 2024 04:

Yeah that’s my thinking too. The border is an imaginary line but how thick is that line? Where does Texas begin? That has to be codified somehow already. Wherever that is, put the wire there.

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 04:06 PM (YofvK)

220 Comical? Show us your tits, honey.

Posted by: The Flaming 20s at January 22, 2024 04:06 PM (vFG9F)

221 If they thought TX would win the case they wouldn’t have ruled this way. This is a loss. And shows that the left runs scotus lock stock and barrel.

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 04:02 PM (YofvK)

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I can hear Schumer whispering into the ears of the five purported conservative justices: "Your lives and in danger. Reap the whirlwind all that six different ways from Sunday. Nice family you got there, 'twould be a shame yada, yada, yada ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 04:06 PM (RW4Tl)

222 If Michelle runs it'll be because the Obama handlers force them to.
She doesn't want to be president.
However, they are owned. They are help not management.... so if management determines they need them they will be there.

This doesn't make sense as a play to me, not with Real Dem politicians available. To pull a replacement with zero elected experience and to not even pretend to put them through a primary is an escalation that the progs can't afford to lose.

Unless they are really trying to get that uprising and or race war to start the purges.

I mean, that's a thicc hat of tinfoil but I'm really just trying to piece it together.

Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2024 04:06 PM (53oGX)

223 Breaking News: Kamala Harris is fucking stupid.

She's fucking Joe?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2024 04:04 PM

I'd love to see Kumalova standing next to Joepedo wearing an I'm with stupid t-shirt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 04:07 PM (4p0Xq)

224 Are those DU commenters trolling?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2024 04:07 PM (SExFt)

225 202
They didn't actually side with anyone, it's a temporary restraining order, not a ruling.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 04:00 PM (2ocoG)

If they thought TX would win the case they wouldn’t have ruled this way. This is a loss. And shows that the left runs scotus lock stock and barrel.
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 04:02 PM (YofvK)
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It's actually worse than that: the lower appeals court had granted Texas' request to enjoin the border agents from cutting the wire. The SC reversed that decision. So no, it wasn't a decision on the merits. But it was a huge "tell" and clearly at least 5 idiots on the court don't give a shit about the border.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

226
212 Abbott will not step to the feds because he knows they'll take the legs right out from under him
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 22, 2024 04:04 PM (ZV+pB)

Ashamed to admit I laughed.

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 04:07 PM (YofvK)

227 The union of the Hate Hillary and Hate Obama vote set.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2024 04:07 PM (FhXTo)

228 Unfortunately, once they set foot on land , their ours
Posted by: Gonzotx

One more reason to move into Mexico proper and stop them there.

Dare them to take action against us.

(This only works, btw, if we have a chief executive with balls and a brain.)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2024 04:07 PM (qoGsy)

229 218 Kumala's utter ignorance and inability to not sound like an mentally deficient flatworm wasn't enough for the Buyen team to reject her?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2024 04:06 PM (qoGsy)

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I like to point this out from time to time:

Kamala was a known asset in 2019. She was a sitting US Senator. She had been California's AG. She talked to the highest people in power regularly. The New York Times ran a puff piece at the behest of their paymasters trying to set her up to be the presumptive frontrunner for the 2020 Democrat primary.

And she hasn't changed. All of the powerful, influential people say Kamala. They talked to her. They listened to her. They saw this woman and said, "She will be our guiding light."

The didn't do that because she's smart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

230 Big Mike is a racist piece of shit but leftists white folks would crawl across cut glass to vote for her. Even if she was clubbing them with her penis they would say "thank you he/she may I have another ?"


Once I saw a video of what appeared as a rich young white fit and his rich chick , dressed to the nines, kiss the feet of some black racist, who told them to, in NYC.. this was before BLM.. I knew we were gone…

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 22, 2024 04:08 PM (MwHgU)

231 >>Water utilities are generally ignored by "progressive" governments until a crisis happens, because water mains aren't visible.

this is truth, when Houston passed a $1.1b bond to shore up 6% of pension debt I knew to get the fuck out of there. "Hey hon, look around, this is the best this city will ever be", You need F250 to run around the bullshit roads in that town

Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2024 04:08 PM (8uzBS)

232 Abbott will roll b/c he's not going to want to go to jail...he was pinning his hopes on the SC...and he lost...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 22, 2024 04:00 PM (exHjb)
++++
I think you're right, but I hope you're wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 04:08 PM (mwCIn)

233 224 Are those DU commenters trolling?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2024 04:07 PM (SExFt)

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It would entertain me greatly if DU was nothing but trolls trying to out troll each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

234 Her only actual job is to ensure that we cannot impeach Joe. And she has succeeded brilliantly.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2024 04:08 PM (1bNHn)

235 Yeah that’s my thinking too. The border is an imaginary line but how thick is that line? Where does Texas begin? That has to be codified somehow already. Wherever that is, put the wire there.
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 04:06 PM

I'd love to see that. Doubt it will happen. Or block roads to the feds?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 04:09 PM (4p0Xq)

236 I wonder how many people voted for Biden because he promised to be a one-term president.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 22, 2024 04:09 PM (w6EFb)

237 Somalia is not sending us their very best...

Posted by: Vermont at January 22, 2024 04:09 PM (ZV+pB)

238 Are you saying the media LIED to me?!?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Better sit down for a minute. I have some bad news for you....

Posted by: Tyler Durden, is this Zero Hedge? at January 22, 2024 04:09 PM (vcOmj)

239 I had a week too, 125 cc 2-stroke Earles front forks

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 04:09 PM (1Zjbf)

240 Late to the scrum, but I don’t think Big Mo is the vote getter some think she is… her appeal is to the grievance class only, and a very hard pig to put lipstick on…

Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2024 04:09 PM (PCK5/)

241 Abbott will roll b/c he's not going to want to go to jail...he was pinning his hopes on the SC...and he lost...
Posted by: Nova Local


Putting a governor in jail would be ... well, quite a show.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 04:09 PM (IG4Id)

242 This patriotic bikini brunette with great teeth is pretty sure that the jellyfish she spots just off frame is more qualified than Biden, Harris, or the Obama with the loving shoulders and arms:
http://tiny.cc/ic09wz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 04:10 PM (mwCIn)

243
Charlie Spiering lifts the lid on the ill-matched president and second-in-command

Biden calls a lid and Kamala wants the lid down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2024 04:10 PM (63Dwl)

244 Clinton was America's first black President.

Posted by: torabora at January 22, 2024 04:10 PM (OUiUM)

245 Week = Deek, DKW auto union motorcycle

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 04:10 PM (1Zjbf)

246 If not SMOD or space aliens, maybe a volcanic eruption that spews so much ash it blocks out the sun and all those WEF types and global warming assholes have go into bunkers to escape the angry mobs.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 22, 2024 04:11 PM (t/2Uw)

247 Abbott should ignore SC ruling.

Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2024 04:11 PM (8uzBS)

248


Why do I have the AirWolf theme running around in my head?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 22, 2024 04:11 PM (a255q)

249 241 Abbott will roll b/c he's not going to want to go to jail...he was pinning his hopes on the SC...and he lost...
Posted by: Nova Local

Putting a governor in jail would be ... well, quite a show.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 04:09 PM (IG4Id)

Ummm...like doing it to an ex-president? And in this case, they'd actually have more of a case vs Abbott...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 22, 2024 04:11 PM (exHjb)

250 242 This patriotic bikini brunette with great teeth is pretty sure that the jellyfish she spots just off frame is more qualified than Biden, Harris, or the Obama with the loving shoulders and arms:
http://tiny.cc/ic09wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 04:10 PM (mwCIn)

nice rack too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 04:11 PM (xcxpd)

251 247 Abbott should ignore SC ruling.
Pos

ted by: DanMan at January 22, 2024 04:11


Biden always does

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 04:11 PM (n2vyf)

252 211 207 Motjerf***ker is a good word, maybe not coming out of your bosses mouth
Posted by: Gonzotx at January 22, 2024 04:03 PM (MwHgU)

========

Is it Swedish?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)


Get with the program

I’m Norwegian, American Norwegian

I’m claiming the 2 , like African American

So I can claim 2 SS checks

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 22, 2024 04:12 PM (MwHgU)

253 Abbott has F16's.

Posted by: torabora at January 22, 2024 04:12 PM (OUiUM)

254 232 Abbott will roll b/c he's not going to want to go to jail...he was pinning his hopes on the SC...and he lost...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 22, 2024 04:00 PM (exHjb)
++++
I think you're right, but I hope you're wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 04:08 PM (mwCIn)

He well knows that Texas doesn't have anywhere near the men or resources to win an outright fight with the feds, it just isn't there. The only play is to make it politically painful on a national scale, but no, Texas has no chance of actually winning a direct confrontation. Never did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 04:12 PM (i9ffA)

255 or, where is Uncle Palp...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:55 PM (llON

Guessing he's back at his desk in the Pentagon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (xcxpd)

I would have guessed Eff.Bee.EYE as the source of any glowies.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (llON

I can see the Puzzle Palace too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

When did Palp achieve glowie status?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 04:12 PM (cOq4q)

256 231 >>Water utilities are generally ignored by "progressive" governments until a crisis happens, because water mains aren't visible.

this is truth, when Houston passed a $1.1b bond to shore up 6% of pension debt I knew to get the fuck out of there. "Hey hon, look around, this is the best this city will ever be", You need F250 to run around the bullshit roads in that town
Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2024 04:08 PM (8uzBS)

Especially when it rains...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 04:12 PM (xcxpd)

257 See??? The SC CAN move quickly… when motivated..

Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2024 04:12 PM (PCK5/)

258 Clinton was America's first black President.

Posted by: torabora at January 22, 2024 04:10 PM (OUiUM)

-------------

Id he'd had a son, Danney would have looked like Barry.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 04:13 PM (RW4Tl)

259 242 This patriotic bikini brunette with great teeth is pretty sure that the jellyfish she spots just off frame is more qualified than Biden, Harris, or the Obama with the loving shoulders and arms:
http://tiny.cc/ic09wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 04:10 PM (mwCIn)

========

Odd change in gum line from canine to first pre-molar.

3/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

260 where is Uncle Palp...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:55 PM (llON

Guessing he's back at his desk in the Pentagon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:56 PM (xcxpd)

I would have guessed Eff.Bee.EYE as the source of any glowies.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 22, 2024 03:57 PM (llON

I can see the Puzzle Palace too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

When did Palp achieve glowie status?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 04:12 PM (cOq4q)

Looking back on it/him it seems likely that he was....not on the up and up, shall we say.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 04:13 PM (xcxpd)

261 Abbott has F16's.
Posted by: torabora

COME AT ME, BRO!

Posted by: Greg Abbott, Guvernor of Tejas at January 22, 2024 04:13 PM (vcOmj)

262 Odd change in gum line from canine to first pre-molar.
3/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)
++++
LOL.

This might be your best one yet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 04:13 PM (mwCIn)

263 If Michelle Obama runs, she would win.I don’t think that’s a stretch at all.

I hear the lazy argument but she would simply be the public face of the third term of Obama, with Barack, Susan Rice, and ValJar and other acolytes as the crew behind the scenes.

The media would be beyond ecstatic.

Some really astute folks here are sure it’s a no go, but seems pretty solid. Maybe you are right, if you believe her ego is small. I don’t .

Posted by: RM at January 22, 2024 04:14 PM (urbih)

264 i coulda been first first if the stoopid computer wasn't so slow

biden knows that kamala is incompetent? i wonder who put that idea into his mostly empty skull. okay, everyone not named kamala.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (B1FKF)

The book has it totally wrong, like usual.

Harris was chosen as veep *because* she is unpopular and incompetent. The biggest danger to Jill and her puppet Prez is a competent VP that might snatch power away from her and the Biden faction.

This was baked in from the start, not something they 'discovered'. They could have dropped a brick randomly into the DNC convention and hit a couple better VP candidates that Harris.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2024 04:14 PM (eoQWY)

265 Eco-Freaks want Farmers and Fishermen charged with Ecocide more proof that Modern Enviromentalisms a form of Insanity from a strict Vegan Diet hugging too many Trees and watching way too many Captain Planet Episodes

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo at January 22, 2024 04:14 PM (wGqjj)

266 262

LOL.

This might be your best one yet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 04:13 PM (mwCIn)

And I am sure the lady is heartbroken…

Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2024 04:14 PM (PCK5/)

267 It's striking that the female Prime Ministers in the rest of the Anglosphere got there because of their own merits, while powerful American women politicians often got there because of who their father/husband/paramour was.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2024 04:02 PM (YAtuc)


In a way it is true for most of the world. Most female head of states are either placeholders for political dynasties, or compromise candidates because of name recognition.

Thatcher was a placeholder the Tories got lucky with but I don't know enough about Golda Meier to guess. Isabelita Peron was a vanity project for Juan Peron, however.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2024 04:14 PM (D7oie)

268 Dare them to take action against us.

(This only works, btw, if we have a chief executive with balls and a brain.)
Posted by: Tonypete

He just dropped out of the race.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 22, 2024 04:14 PM (t/2Uw)

269 Are those DU commenters trolling?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2024 04:07 PM (SExFt)

Ducks Unlimited ?

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2024 04:15 PM (T4tVD)

270 262 LOL.

This might be your best one yet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 04:13 PM (mwCIn)

=========

*wretches slightly*

Thanks.

*recovers, goes downstairs to give perfect woman a sweet peck on the cheek*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

271 http://tiny.cc/ic09wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 04:10 PM (mwCIn)

Wow, Joe...
Good one.

Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2024 04:15 PM (53oGX)

272 Hoping Abbott defies. The sight of the US Army tearing down his little wall will be priceless.

Some years ago SCOTUS rulled that immigration is for the feds. Sounds reasonable, no? Who would have thought that the head of Homeland Security would throw the border wide open.

Before he lost his wrestling match with a pillow, Scalia was poised to write the opinion in the DACA case with an admonishment that Obama needed to faithfully execute existing laws on immigration, and not write his own by EO.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2024 04:16 PM (Gse2f)

273 If not SMOD or space aliens, maybe a volcanic eruption that spews so much ash it blocks out the sun and all those WEF types and global warming assholes have go into bunkers to escape the angry mobs.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 22, 2024 04:11 PM (t/2Uw)


Imagine being in a bunker, and discovering that some enterprising souls have piled several tons of sand on top of your entrance when you want to get out.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2024 04:16 PM (D7oie)

274 This patriotic bikini brunette with great teeth is pretty sure that the jellyfish she spots just off frame is more qualified than Biden, Harris, or the Obama with the loving shoulders and arms:
http://tiny.cc/ic09wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
......

I salute the flag.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

275 Abbott has F16's.
Posted by: torabora

😉🤠

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 22, 2024 04:16 PM (t/2Uw)

276 Kamala's not black
she is non-white

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 04:17 PM (geLO8)

277 Why do I have the AirWolf theme running around in my head?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 22, 2024 04:11 PM (a255q)

--------------

You had a sexual dream last night involving Jan-Michael Vincent and/or Ernest Borgnine?

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 04:17 PM (RW4Tl)

278 If Michelle Obama runs against Trump, she will win. Hands down. No question.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2024 04:18 PM (xEfm/)

279 If the SC rules against Texas here, I do wonder if it will go down as a Dred Scott type of decision. Nobody really knows where that will lead. Will Texans demand Abbott close the border anyway? What if citizens begin showing up at the border to enforce, with arms?

People think consequences are linear but they usually aren't.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at January 22, 2024 04:18 PM (5C4od)

280 Let's be frank: it doesn't matter who stands behind the podium. The Uniparty/Oligarchs are running things and have been for a while.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 03:38 PM (xcxpd)

As they found with Trump, having someone with some spine makes things difficult. That's why they went with Biden in the first place.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2024 04:18 PM (eoQWY)

281 Imagine being in a bunker, and discovering that some enterprising souls have piled several tons of sand on top of your entrance when you want to get out.
Posted by: Kindltot

Do you per chance have a newsletter?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 22, 2024 04:18 PM (t/2Uw)

282 278 If Michelle Obama runs against Trump, she will win. Hands down. No question.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2024 04:18 PM (xEfm/)

If this is the case, we might as well shut this experiment down right now.

Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2024 04:18 PM (53oGX)

283 So the Obama’s want to follow the George Wallace playbook and put the wife in the big chair. At least Lurleen Wallace was somewhat attractive.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2024 04:19 PM (nC3Sx)

284 Abbott should ignore SC ruling.
Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2024 04:11 PM (8uzBS)

Pennsylvania did in the 2020 election.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 22, 2024 04:19 PM (gxRWI)

285 This patriotic bikini brunette with great teeth is pretty sure that the jellyfish she spots just off frame is more qualified than Biden, Harris, or the Obama with the loving shoulders and arms:
http://tiny.cc/ic09wz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

-----------

Looks like she could be a young Kari Lake.

Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 04:19 PM (RW4Tl)

286 You had a sexual dream last night involving Jan-Michael Vincent and/or Ernest Borgnine?
Posted by: ShainS

No, but I would make sweet sweet love to that helicopter...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 22, 2024 04:19 PM (a255q)

287 If the Mooch is elected who will appoint solid conservatives like John Roberts and Amy Cannyou Bearit.?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 22, 2024 04:19 PM (CNac1)

288 Abbott has F16's.
Posted by: torabora

What does Costello have ?

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2024 04:20 PM (T4tVD)

289 288 Abbott has F16's.
Posted by: torabora

What does Costello have ?
Posted by: JT at January 22, 2024 04:20 PM (T4tVD)

Second Base!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 22, 2024 04:21 PM (T+Iwg)

290 Yep, which is why the story is BS. They want us to believe he want's to keep her out of oval office. Nope, he plans to hand over the reigns within 12-18 months of getting reelected.
Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2024 03:43 PM (G0vdT)

Harris is the insurance against them doing precisely that. Biden is prez if he wins until his body falls apart and they can't keep the scam going.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2024 04:21 PM (eoQWY)

291 284 Abbott should ignore SC ruling.
Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2024 04:11 PM (8uzBS)

Pennsylvania did in the 2020 election.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at January 22, 2024 04:19 PM (gxRWI)

And Trump just sat there and let it happen. This time, federal troops will be called in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 04:21 PM (i9ffA)

292 278 If Michelle Obama runs against Trump, she will win. Hands down. No question.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2024 04:18 PM (xEfm/)

I agree since I've said for 13 months and counting - the 1st party to drop the geezer wins...although for now, it looks like neither will do so, so it's Biden's to lose, but he's not a guarantee. Any other non-octagenarian Dem is...even Kamala (yup, while she's a moron, she would also win over Biden)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 22, 2024 04:22 PM (exHjb)

293 290 Yep, which is why the story is BS. They want us to believe he want's to keep her out of oval office. Nope, he plans to hand over the reigns within 12-18 months of getting reelected.
Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2024 03:43 PM (G0vdT)

=========

Is this a prediction from 2020?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

294 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden administration can resume removal of the razor wire installed by the state of Texas along the border near Eagle Pass, at least while litigation is ongoing. Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, & Kavanaugh all dissented. Roberts & Barrett sided w/ left leaning justices to rule in Biden admin’s favor & allow Border Patrol to remove the razor wire.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (NYzgN)

So, what happens now it Texas tells the Supremes to piss up a rope?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 22, 2024 04:22 PM (iODuv)

295 Has Mooch ever had an actual job? I know there she filled some Chicago hospital position, which was so critical it disappeared after she left, so I'm assuming she did sweet fuck-all in that role.

Posted by: spindrift at January 22, 2024 04:23 PM (AA8bA)

296 Is the razor wire made in China?

Posted by: pawn at January 22, 2024 04:23 PM (tP1Lq)

297 We'll learn soon whether we're going to get a nullification crisis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:53 PM (mwCIn)

I don't think it's in Abbott to be the one to do it. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 22, 2024 04:24 PM (aWHqp)

298 Michelle had a $300,000 no show job in Chicago when Obama was a Senator.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 22, 2024 04:24 PM (t/2Uw)

299 So, what happens now it Texas tells the Supremes to piss up a rope?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 22, 2024 04:22 PM (iODuv)

The 41,000 US Army troops at Ft. Hood roll down the road and take custody of State Offices in Austin. And the idiots in Austin will stand on the side of the road cheering while they do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 04:24 PM (i9ffA)

300 Mooch is over-rated. After Joe, basic competency is a requirement for voters.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2024 04:24 PM (Gse2f)

301 So, what happens now it Texas tells the Supremes to piss up a rope?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 22, 2024 04:22 PM (iODuv)

We get the 2nd contempt of the Supreme Court criminal trial (unless DOJ wants to find other charges and do the criminal trial themselves)...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 22, 2024 04:24 PM (exHjb)

302 >So, what happens now it Texas tells the Supremes to piss up a rope?


FBI goons arrest Abbott

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 04:25 PM (geLO8)

303 The army couldn't find Austin

Posted by: nckate at January 22, 2024 04:25 PM (EPm6B)

304 The Supreme Court just proved, once again, in one of my core beliefs.

You work for who pays ya. The US Supreme Court justices are chosen by the Federal Government, and then Paid by the Federal Government.

OF COURSE THEY SIDE WITH THE FEDS, OVER STATES. Has there been any major case, in modern history, where the Supremes sided with a State? I can't think of any off the top of my pointy head.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 04:25 PM (xaFKb)

305 Michelle had a $300,000 no show job in Chicago when Obama was a Senator.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 22, 2024 04:24 PM (t/2Uw)


Right, has she done anything else?

It'd be pretty weird to have a chief executive with precisely zero job experience of any kind.

Posted by: spindrift at January 22, 2024 04:25 PM (AA8bA)

306 283 So the Obama’s want to follow the George Wallace playbook and put the wife in the big chair.

=====

The King of Yo Mama jokes?

Posted by: sharksauce at January 22, 2024 04:26 PM (y7wyF)

307 So, what happens now it Texas tells the Supremes to piss up a rope?
_____

Tell them it'll take 75 years to remove it. It seems to work for certain pharmaceutical companies and the FBI.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 04:26 PM (fs1hN)

308 Madison

What is a "quasi-primary," please? Can you explain the process whereby Biden will be replaced in a quasi-primary?
Posted by: mnw at January 22, 2024 03:58 PM (NLIak)

Well if nobody gets a majority in the first ballot then each person can vote for a compromise candidate. But with nobody running I don't see that happening even for Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2024 04:26 PM (eoQWY)

309 Roberts & Barrett sided w/ left leaning justices to rule in Biden admin’s favor & allow Border Patrol to remove the razor wire.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 03:46 PM (NYzgN

Trump failed us with Barrett. A squish from the word go. Raymond Kethledge was one of the finalists and should have been the pick. Heads and shoulders over her in every category. But not a woman.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 22, 2024 04:26 PM (aWHqp)

310 Hands down

Historic first tranny!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 04:26 PM (1Zjbf)

311 What is a "quasi-primary," please?

$20 like downtown?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 04:27 PM (1Zjbf)

312
It'd be pretty weird to have a chief executive with precisely zero job experience of any kind.
Posted by: spindrift at January 22, 2024 04:25 PM (AA8bA)



But, she's black, so it all equals out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

313 >What is a "quasi-primary," please?


whatever the DNC needs it to be

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 04:28 PM (geLO8)

314 Odd change in gum line from canine to first pre-molar.

3/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

Pffft. As if I'd bang YOU! HAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: patriotic bikini brunette with great teeth at January 22, 2024 04:28 PM (iODuv)

315 288 Abbott has F16's.
Posted by: torabora

What does Costello have ?
Posted by: JT at January 22, 2024 04:20 PM (T4tVD)

Second Base!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 22, 2024 04:21 PM (T+Iwg)

Not a hat from The Susquehanna Hat Company ?

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2024 04:28 PM (T4tVD)

316 NOOD DISMAL DISNEY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 04:29 PM (mwCIn)

317 OF COURSE THEY SIDE WITH THE FEDS, OVER STATES. Has there been any major case, in modern history, where the Supremes sided with a State? I can't think of any off the top of my pointy head.


yeah sure, overturning Roe

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 22, 2024 04:29 PM (AcWfM)

318 http://tiny.cc/ic09wz

That American flag top is making some nice tan lines.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 22, 2024 04:29 PM (Gse2f)

319 So, the Supreme Court just declared it is OK for the Fed Gov to destroy State Property which is on PRIVATE LAND?

Can the Feds come down and destroy my Back Fence now?

This is not Fed property.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 04:29 PM (xaFKb)

320 312
It'd be pretty weird to have a chief executive with precisely zero job experience of any kind.
Posted by: spindrift at January 22, 2024 04:25 PM (AA8bA)


But, she's black, so it all equals out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

I get distinct Herschel Walker vibes from people insisting that Michelle would be instantly popular. Being popular outside of politics (say what you want of her, but that woman is decidedly not a political figure, she just married one) doesn't translate to sudden ability to move votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

321 What can be, unburdened but what has been"

Weird, I smell cheese.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 22, 2024 04:31 PM (/HDaX)

322 Right, has she done anything else?

It'd be pretty weird to have a chief executive with precisely zero job experience of any kind.
Posted by: spindrift at January 22, 2024 04:25 PM

------------------

She was an associate at Sidley Austin for 3 years. She was an insufferable complete failure there, due to
racism if course.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 22, 2024 04:31 PM (+j+ar)

323 ACB is solid on a lot of things, but super squishy on a few. That is why I did not care for her nomination.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 22, 2024 04:31 PM (C4WAQ)

324 electrify the concertina wire fence and see what they do

I think Texas needs to be as harsh as possible to the federal agents. I mean citizens, police, every state employee of every kind reject any accommodation. Pull up in a drive thru with federal markings? no service, gassing up? pull the switch on their pump, at every turn shut them down. And take pictures of them when possible. Its time for Posse Comitatus.

Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2024 04:32 PM (8uzBS)

325 Somalia is not sending us their very best...
Posted by: Vermont at January 22, 2024 04:09 PM (ZV+pB)

Aren’t they though?

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 04:32 PM (YofvK)

326 292 278 If Michelle Obama runs against Trump, she will win. Hands down. No question.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2024 04:18 PM (xEfm/)

I agree since I've said for 13 months and counting - the 1st party to drop the geezer wins...although for now, it looks like neither will do so, so it's Biden's to lose, but he's not a guarantee. Any other non-octagenarian Dem is...even Kamala (yup, while she's a moron, she would also win over Biden)...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 22, 2024 04:22 PM (exHjb)

This is delusional.
Sure if Biden gets replaced it will better the Dem's odds... however, the republican replacement is whom? Someone who was blown out in the primary?

No trump, no republican.

Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2024 04:32 PM (53oGX)

327 > but that woman is decidedly not a political figure, she just married one) doesn't translate to sudden ability to move votes.
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the people who voted for her husband would vote for her
it's not about competence or experience anymore
it's about how the candidate makes you feel about yourself and what you believe in

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 04:33 PM (geLO8)

328 >>>I don't buy it.

Nothing would surprise me anymore, but I am putting this in the "serious doubt" column.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 03:32 PM (mwCIn)

Sounds like wishcasters trying to make it happen.

Posted by: teejuss at January 22, 2024 04:33 PM (nt61Y)

329 It'd be pretty weird to have a chief executive with precisely zero job experience of any kind.

—————


I can think of one job she’s good at.

Posted by: Willie Brown at January 22, 2024 04:34 PM (cVOsp)

330 >>FBI goons arrest Abbott

a Ranger dissappears them

Posted by: DanMan at January 22, 2024 04:35 PM (8uzBS)

331 she's black, female and possibly trans

the media would DEIFY her

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 04:35 PM (geLO8)

332 So, what happens now it Texas tells the Supremes to piss up a rope?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 22, 2024 04:22 PM (iODuv)

The 41,000 US Army troops at Ft. Hood roll down the road and take custody of State Offices in Austin. And the idiots in Austin will stand on the side of the road cheering while they do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2024 04:24 PM (i9ffA)

In a sane world, a few hundred thousand pissed off Americans would travel to Texas in response. Because once the army steps in, all bets are off. A showdown is eventually immanent. Sadly, this will not be solved any other way.

Posted by: patriotic bikini brunette with great teeth at January 22, 2024 04:36 PM (iODuv)

333 Off damned sock!

Posted by: thatcrazyjersey guy now with twice the crazy at January 22, 2024 04:37 PM (iODuv)

334 Two items:

1) Big Mike won't run because everyone will be clamoring for "her" medical records to ensure she doesn't have prostate cancer.

2) "Trump failed us with Barrett." I disagree. The Justices overturned Roe v Wade and "bigly" affirmed gun rights. That was all Trump's doing. On everything else, we won't get 100% wins. I just hope they have one or two more big decisions (overturn Chevron and uphold religious exercise).

Posted by: Jake Speed at January 22, 2024 04:40 PM (Vu1jV)

335 Big Mike "comes out" as trans to try and win the psychopath vote, and gets precisely zero EVs in the general.

Marker status: laid down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2024 04:41 PM (9UlRk)

336 Posted by: Jake Speed at January 22, 2024 04:40 PM (Vu1jV)

Kethledge would have voted to overturn Roe. And a lot more in the bargain.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 22, 2024 04:44 PM (aWHqp)

337 >>167 Who is the more favored minority on the grievance list?
"Big Mike" Obama

The most amazing thing that the subservient media did was portray Big Mike as the second coming of Jackie Kennedy.

And nobody bought it. I don't think that minus the usual Dem fraud that she'd be the shoo-in some here think. This isn't 2008 anymore.

Posted by: teejuss at January 22, 2024 04:46 PM (nt61Y)

338 Michelle Obama isn't going to happen. She's too, f*cking lazy.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 22, 2024 05:03 PM (Qt4kF)

339 i don't believe the joe biden angle at all. His wife decided, or Obama decided. Joe didn't decide anything

Posted by: Joe Kidsniffer at January 22, 2024 05:18 PM (3TalN)

340 The AWFL wine moms & aunts are splooshing at the thought of Big Mike running. No matter who the Repubs nominate, defeat is certain.

Posted by: butch at January 22, 2024 05:36 PM (CEq3z)

341 Well, the propagandists have been told to target Kamala to ease her replacement at the DEM convention. Where they'll replace both Biden and her with some other candidates.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at January 22, 2024 05:48 PM (gPPZF)

342 "BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that the Biden administration can resume removal of the razor wire installed by the state of Texas along the border near Eagle Pass, at least while litigation is ongoing. Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, & Kavanaugh all dissented. Roberts & Barrett sided w/ left leaning justices to rule in Biden admin’s favor & allow Border Patrol to remove the razor wire."

In short, all the women voted for it.

Posted by: craig at January 22, 2024 06:11 PM (iblX1)

343 kamala was always going to be taken out.
no way obama (S) were going to allow anyone but Big Mike to be first woman president. Kamala got played.

Posted by: obamasfailedthirdterm at January 22, 2024 06:15 PM (UztOP)

344 If Mike Obama wants to President, she can go through the primary process just like everybody else. She is not some prima-donna that gets to avoid primaries and elections. Democracy Now!

Posted by: william ferrin at January 22, 2024 06:16 PM (n4mGw)

345 72 exactly.
wikileaks email to obama from Citi bank telling him who his cabinet will be.

Posted by: obamasfailedthirdterm at January 22, 2024 06:26 PM (UztOP)

346 There's no way this country is dumb enough to actually elect BIG MIKE president. That fool is nowhere NEAR qualified for the job, regardless of who her fag husband is

Posted by: deadrody at January 22, 2024 07:03 PM (oIPgW)

347 We'll Big Mike has a bigger dick than Brandon.

Posted by: Fred at January 22, 2024 07:21 PM (EcD5Y)

348 Anybody referred to this mixed raced indo aryan plantation, mistress, as “Black“?

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