Danger Close Cafe

Annecy, "the Venice of France"
by @justnomadd
More pics here

Falling rock absolutely obliterates compact car but don't worry, it appears that the passengers are shaken but unharmed, somehow.

Reviving a foal who's stopped breathing and appears dead.

Politician says that he will not accept that the road he's being interviewed about is a "highly dangerous road" as... a car crashes behind him.

Mountain to stream.

Nice getaway spot.

This woman's impersonation of a Japanese walking robot is perfect. I think this is the key: When a human lifts up his foot to take a step, he's actually falling forward and only catches himself when he sets his forward foot down. Walking creates an unbalanced, toppling kind of situation that only the step saves. Her impression of a Japanese robot does not include that falling-forward gait. The robot remains balanced through the step, and only shifts forward when both feet are firmly on the ground. And that's what she's doing.

The ghost who came to lunch.

Cobra getting all up in your grill. (Put the sound on.)

ALTERNATE LINK: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair. I also embedded it at the end of the post, below.

Uber Elephant.

Cattanova.

The exact moment the penguin realised…
pic.twitter.com/tQgKwTlZsx
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) January 17, 2024

The ruler of the skies does not allow to stay in the airspace. pic.twitter.com/MxP3sJ6SAq
— Enez Özen | Enezator (@Enezator) January 22, 2024

Run! 😂 pic.twitter.com/FgFuXJ1fFC
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) January 22, 2024

Ice floe breaks off while climber climbs pic.twitter.com/FwjcmuLpOf
— Enez Özen | Enezator (@Enezator) January 21, 2024

Rapunzel vid:

Rapunzel?

🤣, I like it and think long hair is beautiful, but this way I think it's exaggerated. pic.twitter.com/H1PwRq8c2t
— Reg.may (@Mayra13402971) January 21, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:24 PM

Comments

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 07:25 PM (xaFKb)

2 and I even watched the ruler of the sky video.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 07:25 PM (xaFKb)

3 "The robot remains balanced through the step, and only shifts forward when both feet are firmly on the ground. And that's what she's doing."

This is also how we Midwesterners walk on icy sidewalks.

Posted by: MartynWW at January 22, 2024 07:26 PM (sHP7b)

4 GiggleSchnitts

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:27 PM (rJ7Hd)

5 >>This is also how we Midwesterners walk on icy sidewalks.

I was walking this way on my hike at 4pm and was thinking "Hey, I'm doing the robot."

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:27 PM (KRtlO)

6 Is this the end my friend?

Then let's keep dancing.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2024 07:27 PM (Cus5s)

7 Climber...that's why we always tie in.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 07:27 PM (W/lyH)

8 Cool looking water.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2024 07:27 PM (di6C2)

9 Like stained glass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2024 07:27 PM (di6C2)

10 the ice was pretty gnarly. Even where people had been walking off the trails to avoid the ice -- that snow had been crunched down and had turned to ice.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:28 PM (KRtlO)

11 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2024 07:28 PM (qoGsy)

12 Annecy, "the Venice of France"
_______

So it must smell even worse than Venice.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 22, 2024 07:28 PM (Dm8we)

13 LOL, PENGUINS BE CRAZYYY!!

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:28 PM (V13WU)

14 6 Is this the end my friend?

Then let's keep dancing.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2024 07:27 PM (Cus5s)

Because what is a Revolution, without Dancing?

Posted by: V at January 22, 2024 07:29 PM (xaFKb)

15 Sneks!!!
Sneks bad!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 07:29 PM (W/lyH)

16 The Yak Appreciation Society is here but once again unrepresented

Posted by: Ben Had at January 22, 2024 07:29 PM (VUqXH)

17 That water looks like the Tidy Bowl man will paddle by any minute now.

Posted by: fd at January 22, 2024 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

18 That's a nice picture, would probably make a really great watercolor painting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2024 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)

19 "Climber...that's why we always tie in." Posted by: Diogenes

Me watching: "this is why I watch these adventures on video"

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2024 07:30 PM (Cus5s)

20 They do that ice climbing sh*t on the Seward Hwy just south of town.
Crazy people.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 22, 2024 07:30 PM (VMFAF)

21 Cobra Snek worse Snek.

Except maybe for Trouser Snek.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:31 PM (rJ7Hd)

22 Nice collection!
And a nice break from the DOOM at hand!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 22, 2024 07:32 PM (hOUT3)

23 I think that stone barge will get wedged in where the canal gets narrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 07:32 PM (tkR6S)

24 the ruler of the skies

===

I had a serious objection, because the Bald Eagle is the ruler of the skies and not some brown eagle. Then I realized the vid is from some inferior European country that had never seen the majesty of the American Bald Eagle, so I forgave them.

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:32 PM (V13WU)

25 "Off" the Seward hwy.
Doing it on the highway would be even crazier.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 22, 2024 07:33 PM (VMFAF)

26 Cobra Snek worse Snek.

Except maybe for Trouser Snek.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:31 PM (rJ7Hd)

At least rattlers give a fair warning.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2024 07:33 PM (eoQWY)

27 Sneks, why did it have to be sneks?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 22, 2024 07:33 PM (hOUT3)

28 24 the ruler of the skies

===

I had a serious objection, because the Bald Eagle is the ruler of the skies and not some brown eagle. Then I realized the vid is from some inferior European country that had never seen the majesty of the American Bald Eagle, so I forgave them.
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:32 PM (V13WU)

/THWAP

Posted by: Wind Power Windmill at January 22, 2024 07:34 PM (xaFKb)

29 That water looks very muddy

I blame climate change and Madonna

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at January 22, 2024 07:34 PM (VTu1l)

30 "Off" the Seward hwy.
Doing it on the highway would be even crazier.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at January 22, 2024 07:33 PM (VMFAF)

Getting to the tops of mountains is why there are helicopters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 07:34 PM (tkR6S)

31 >>>I had a serious objection, because the Bald Eagle is the ruler of the skies and not some brown eagle. Then I realized the vid is from some inferior European country that had never seen the majesty of the American Bald Eagle, so I forgave them.

Brown eagle? Faugh!

Posted by: The Majestic and Regal Golden Eagle at January 22, 2024 07:34 PM (KRtlO)

32 Spitting Snek bad Snek!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:34 PM (rJ7Hd)

33 Rapunzel page-video does not exist.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 22, 2024 07:35 PM (nvKZ7)

34 >Mountain to stream.

always with the Titanic music
there are other themes, people

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 07:35 PM (geLO8)

35 At least rattlers give a fair warning.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2024 07:33 PM (eoQWY)

The Trouser Snek makes a faint zipping noise before it strikes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 07:36 PM (tkR6S)

36 Golden Eagle is Mexican !

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:36 PM (V13WU)

37 >>>33 Rapunzel page-video does not exist.

it works for me... how about for other people?

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

38 15 Sneks!!!
Sneks bad!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Danger Noodle!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2024 07:36 PM (t1jwT)

39 Initially I thought 'danger close' was the 'ship-like' building preparing to ram.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2024 07:37 PM (2VYyL)

40 Monty Python road sketch

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2024 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

41 some brown eagle. Then I realized the vid is from some inferior European country that had never seen the majesty of the American Bald Eagle, so I forgave them.

Brown eagle? Faugh!
Posted by: The Majestic and Regal Golden Eagle at January 22, 2024 07:34 PM (KRtlO)

Looks like a Golden Eagle. Which lives in America.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 22, 2024 07:37 PM (nvKZ7)

42 Looks like a Golden Eagle. Which lives in America.
Posted by: Glenn John at January 22, 2024 07:37 PM (nvKZ7)

it's on a flag of MEX !

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:38 PM (V13WU)

43 Rapunzel link no work

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:38 PM (V13WU)

44 Danger Noodle!

Murder Spaghetti (or spaghurder)!

Posted by: PabloD at January 22, 2024 07:39 PM (PDeWJ)

45 37 >>>33 Rapunzel page-video does not exist.

it works for me... how about for other people?
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

Worked for me... and dang... she's Hawt!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 07:39 PM (xaFKb)

46 No Rapunzel for me

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:40 PM (rJ7Hd)

47 i tried to find an alternate link for Rapunzel; can't find one

here's the link

https://twitter.com/Enezator/status/
1748989508161294759

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

48 the bird is also Huitzilopochtli - Aztec god

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:40 PM (V13WU)

49 yeah no Rapunzel work

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 07:40 PM (geLO8)

50 >>33 Rapunzel page-video does not exist.

it works for me... how about for other people?
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

Just checked again, nope.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2024 07:41 PM (2VYyL)

51 Oh, the Rapunzel video has been deleted. I guess some of us clicked in time and are seeing a cached version.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:41 PM (KRtlO)

52 This is why Friday's cafe has lots of Instagram vids --these video pirates on Twitter steal people's content and then get takedown notices within hours. the links are very short-lived.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:42 PM (KRtlO)

53 I bet it was great
anyway

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 07:42 PM (geLO8)

54 " Even where people had been walking off the trails to avoid the ice -- that snow had been crunched down and had turned to ice."

I keep trying to convince people that if they remove the snow from their sidewalks and steps before it gets crunched down, they won't have ice.

And yet, everytime I go to their houses, they have ice. With shoe prints frozen into it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 22, 2024 07:42 PM (ou9hh)

55 51 Oh, the Rapunzel video has been deleted. I guess some of us clicked in time and are seeing a cached version.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:41 PM (KRtlO)

What kind of site are you running here??!?

I want my money back!

Waiter? Waiter??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:43 PM (XtkZj)

56 50
That's weird. It worked for me. I wonder if there's some regional problem.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 07:43 PM (roH4R)

57 Do seals eat penguins?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2024 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

58 nope

Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2024 07:43 PM (xWCXF)

59 " Do seals eat penguins?"

Every chance they get

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 22, 2024 07:43 PM (ou9hh)

60 That's a real pretty picture on top.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 22, 2024 07:44 PM (Rbu5d)

61 That's weird. It worked for me. I wonder if there's some regional problem.

==

gremlins

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:44 PM (V13WU)

62 We're stuck with Trump as someone here said, "warts and all". Gonna be needing a lot of Compound W.

Posted by: Son of Dad at January 22, 2024 07:44 PM (8JB5s)

63 51 and raining.

So happy the teens and 20s are gone. That was COLD!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2024 07:45 PM (oyXpg)

64 i found a new Rapunzel link. It's in the post and here:

https://twitter.com/Mayra13402971/status/1749162609318707487

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:45 PM (KRtlO)

65 Hmmm... interesting... 17,800 illegal votes cast in Fulton County GA in 2020....

But all the media wants to talk about is a couple of thousand votes FOUND for Biden in VA.

Kinda makes ya think there is a conspiracy of silence...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 07:45 PM (xaFKb)

66 56 50
That's weird. It worked for me. I wonder if there's some regional problem.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January
---------------------

I think ip providers jerk with out stuff.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2024 07:45 PM (xWCXF)

67 i hope you appreciate me finding that alternate link

it's a good vid. She's got All The Hair.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:46 PM (KRtlO)

68 When I get rich I'm buying a Musk satellite dish.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2024 07:46 PM (xWCXF)

69 >Do seals eat penguins?
---

Leopard seals do
other than that, I would refer you to a marine biologist

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 07:46 PM (geLO8)

70 ...and that "mountain to stream" shot is amazing.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 22, 2024 07:46 PM (Rbu5d)

71 62 We're stuck with Trump as someone here said, "warts and all". Gonna be needing a lot of Compound W.
Posted by: Son of Dad at January 22, 2024 07:44 PM (8JB5s)

To me Trump is a self destructive Missile I'm shooting towards DC.

Think Mutually Assured Destruction.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 07:46 PM (xaFKb)

72 >>>I would refer you to a marine biologist

I am a marine biologist. But my true calling is architecture.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 22, 2024 07:47 PM (KRtlO)

73 So happy the teens and 20s are gone. That was COLD!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Try 9 F for the overnight low, brrrr, not acceptable even for NoVA!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 22, 2024 07:47 PM (hOUT3)

74 66 56 50

'I think ip providers jerk with out stuff.'

I jerked without stuff once and it chafed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 07:47 PM (roH4R)

75 it works for me... how about for other people?
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

No

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 22, 2024 07:48 PM (Rbu5d)

76 Rapunzel has a cousin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_Itt

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2024 07:48 PM (63Dwl)

77
I jerked without stuff once and it chafed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 07:47 PM (roH4R)

With that grip, it's no wonder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:48 PM (XtkZj)

78 I look at Rapunzel and I see the lovely Mrs. Blake before she turned 29.

My wife thinks love is blind. Not in this case.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 22, 2024 07:48 PM (tT6L1)

79 new-new link no work...

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:49 PM (V13WU)

80 In the longer hair theme:

http://tinyurl.com/ycxnw3rf

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2024 07:50 PM (di6C2)

81
it's a good vid. She's got All The Hair.
Posted by: ace

Yeah, pretty hair and *lots* of it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2024 07:50 PM (2VYyL)

82 Uber Elephant

That's so unsafe you couldn't pull him over.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2024 07:50 PM (FhXTo)

83 oh well, once you've seen one Rapunzel you've seen them all. actually , seeing a Rumpelstiltskin would be cool!

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:50 PM (V13WU)

84 And so it ~~begins~~ continues . . .

Supreme Court rules 5-4 that Biden can tear down Texas barriers. Roberts and Barrett side with libs! 👀

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 22, 2024 07:50 PM (FVME7)

85 79 new-new link no work...

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:49 PM (V13WU)

Like a blue-haired, nose-ringed speed-bump?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:50 PM (XtkZj)

86
To me Trump is a self destructive Missile I'm shooting towards DC.

Alpha Omega bomb

http://tinyurl.com/n3ww58u5

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2024 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

87 Looks like Horde MoMe video

https://twitter.com/i/status/
1749390345782337830

Delete line feed

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 22, 2024 07:51 PM (hOUT3)

88 Like a blue-haired, nose-ringed speed-bump?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:50 PM (XtkZj)

huh ??

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:52 PM (V13WU)

89 Snek will probably show up in a nightmare tonight.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 22, 2024 07:52 PM (8AONa)

90 Leading Report @LeadingReport 5 minutes
BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott says, in response to the Supreme Court’s ruling, he will continue to defend Texas' constitutional authority to secure the border and prevent the Biden administration from destroying our property.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 07:52 PM (2yu8s)

91 Kinda makes ya think there is a conspiracy of silence...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 07:45 PM (xaFKb)

As a funny guy once said, the MSM covers positive news for conservatives. With a pillow until it’s smothered to death.

Posted by: Headlines you would never see in an EV alternate universe at January 22, 2024 07:52 PM (MNhXM)

92 88 Like a blue-haired, nose-ringed speed-bump?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:50 PM (XtkZj)

huh ??
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:52 PM (V13WU

Liberal protester no work either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:52 PM (XtkZj)

93 Having super long hair is a giant pain in the ass to take care of. You have to wear it up almost all the time. You can't sleep with it down. Washing it takes an hour, and after it's washed it takes all day for it to dry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2024 07:53 PM (FNTGU)

94
I would refer you to a marine biologist
Posted by: Don Black

I would have to go out of network.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2024 07:53 PM (63Dwl)

95 In the longer hair theme:

Posted by: Aetius451AD

I got lucky, I clicked that without checking if it was an Ackbar link.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2024 07:53 PM (2VYyL)

96 64

Repunzel. That is a lot of hair. How many years to grow it that long?
And what a pain to deal with.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 22, 2024 07:53 PM (nvKZ7)

97 Do seals eat penguins?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2024 07:43 PM

Not nearly ehough!

2024 AoSHQ Café Balanced Scoreboard, as of 22 Jan 24:

Penguins: 3
Bats: 1
Sea Otters: 1
Yaks: 0
Llamas: 0
Giant watusis: 0
River Otters: 0

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

98 the Cafe should be a no politics thread

imo fwiw ymmv

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 07:54 PM (geLO8)

99 @92 OK

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:54 PM (V13WU)

100 90
'he will continue to defend Texas' constitutional authority to secure the border'

That's encouragingly close to ignoring the court ruling. I hope Abbott makes a stand and doesn't buckle.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 07:55 PM (roH4R)

101 I embedded the Rapunzel video at the end of the post.

that's all I can do.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 07:55 PM (KRtlO)

102 A few things...

That rockfall. The folks in the black car seem to be OK. But what about the ones in the car that got slammed against the dump truck? I don't see them out walking around.

The "dangerous road" clip appears to be from the 80s or something. His snarky little eye-lift right before the second crash is sheer hubris.

And, I disagree that "humans don't walk like that". But we don't do it in that way. I spent 4 years in an award0winning marching band, and we never fell forward. You didn't take the weight off the back foot until the front foot was positioned to take it. We had to walk in a way that meant our heads and our instruments did NOT bob up and down. (We wore the Q-tip hats for 2 of those years, too.)

Posted by: GWB at January 22, 2024 07:55 PM (32nmx)

103 "Rapunzel" reminds one of Debra Jo Fondren

do not image search her, and certainly not above 'moderate'

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 07:55 PM (geLO8)

104 and was thinking "Hey, I'm doing the robot."
Posted by: ~~ace~~ Angela Cartwright

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2024 07:56 PM (qoGsy)

105 BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott says, in response to the Supreme Court’s ruling, he will continue to defend Texas' constitutional authority to secure the border and prevent the Biden administration from destroying our property.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 07:52 PM (2yu8s)

Good. Let's begin the beguine.

Fuck The Feds.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2024 07:56 PM (R/m4+)

106 And so it begins continues . . .

Supreme Court rules 5-4 that Biden can tear down Texas barriers. Roberts and Barrett side with libs! 👀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

Would you believe it if you were there is a secret treaty giving Texas back to Mexico.During the transition period unlimited migration will be allowed from south to north. If during the transition if Texas attempts to stop the migration the US government/military will be brought in to suppress Texas...

What is the difference in what the Junta is doing a secretly giving up US States?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 07:56 PM (cOq4q)

107 after it's washed it takes all day for it to dry.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Better half's hair takes no time at all to dry.
In the summer...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2024 07:56 PM (2VYyL)

108 Man, that chick would shed like an alpaca in the summer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:56 PM (XtkZj)

109 All things interesting @interesting_aIl Jan 21
Aleksandra Mirosław breaking the speedclimbing world record

http://tinyurl.com/338tx898
12 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 07:57 PM (2yu8s)

110 Now I see it ! that's not real hair. extensions....

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 07:57 PM (V13WU)

111 BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott says, in response to the Supreme Court’s ruling, he will continue to defend Texas' constitutional authority to secure the border and prevent the Biden administration from destroying our property.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 07:52 PM (2yu8s)
---
Maybe Abbot should retaliate by sending busloads of illegals to the homes of certain SC justices...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 22, 2024 07:57 PM (BpYfr)

112 I jerked without stuff once and it chafed.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 07:47 PM

This would have been a great comment to use a sock with.

Posted by: Jeffrey "The Toob" Toobin at January 22, 2024 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

113 "BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott says, in response to the Supreme Court’s ruling, he will continue to defend Texas' constitutional authority to secure the border and prevent the Biden administration from destroying our property."

It's no "They've made their decision, now let them enforce it", But it'll do for now.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 22, 2024 07:58 PM (ou9hh)

114 106
'What is the difference in what the Junta is doing a secretly giving up US States?'

I don't see a net loss in fighting them while they try.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 07:58 PM (roH4R)

115 WTF Barrett? How do you reconcile that with your vote on Dobbs? Legal logic is almost as bad as Lefty logic.

Posted by: Headlines you would never see in an EV alternate universe at January 22, 2024 07:58 PM (MNhXM)

116 yo

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2024 07:59 PM (lwOKI)

117 @97

>>2024 AoSHQ Café Balanced Scoreboard, as of 22 Jan 24:

What about Alpacas and Stoats???

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2024 07:59 PM (XV/Pl)

118 The header pic is gorgeous.

I love the way they built that place in the middle to have a prow.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 22, 2024 08:00 PM (ou9hh)

119 and our instruments did NOT bob up and down.

Already with the bewbs.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 08:00 PM (CJgdE)

120 Cobra Snek worse Snek.

Except maybe for Trouser Snek.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 07:31 PM

Trouser Snek is evil!

- Zardoz

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2024 08:00 PM (Wnv9h)

121 "The world's longest documented hair belongs to Xie Qiuping (China) at 5.627m (18 feet 5.54 in) when measured on 8 May 2004.

She has been growing her hair since 1973 from the age of 13. “It’s no trouble at all. I’m used to it,” said Xie Qiuping. “But you need patience and you need to hold yourself straight when you have hair like this.”"

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 08:00 PM (V13WU)

122 112
'This would have been a great comment to use a sock with.'

I let an opportunity slip through my fingers.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM (roH4R)

123 Truckin', like the do-dah man
Once told me "You've got to play your hand"
Sometimes the cards ain't worth a dime
If you don't lay'em down

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM (lwOKI)

124 If Trump had nominated Harriet Miers, the ruling would have gone the right way.

I say this as a Catholic, but, fucking Catholics.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM (PSvIq)

125 7 Climber...that's why we always tie in.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 07:27 PM (W/lyH)
----
What if it happened while you were still hammering the piton in?

Posted by: Ciampino - wheeeee! at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM (qfLjt)

126 @115

>>WTF Barrett? How do you reconcile that with your vote on Dobbs? Legal logic is almost as bad as Lefty logic.

It's gotta be a chick thing, the other two ding bats voted against Texas as well, which is not surprising.

The bottom line is SCOTUS decisions are usually incoherent and Constitutionally illiterate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM (XV/Pl)

127 But we don't do it in that way. I spent 4 years in an award0winning marching band, and we never fell forward. You didn't take the weight off the back foot until the front foot was positioned to take it. We had to walk in a way that meant our heads and our instruments did NOT bob up and down. (We wore the Q-tip hats for 2 of those years, too.)

Hah, I remember you! I gave you a swirly!

Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM (CsUN+)

128 Good evening everyone
Should have never left home
All way here had no heat from truck, antifreeze found out when hete was extremely low, went and got some.
At work whole bunch of ceiling grid and tile I did got destroyed so starting over

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM (OxQtr)

129 The penguin's sudden realization of its error reminds me of the time I absent-mindedly wandered into the ladies room at a posh restaurant: it was the same instantaneous sense of not belonging.

Posted by: Paco at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM (njExo)

130 after it's washed it takes all day for it to dry.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Better half's hair takes no time at all to dry.
In the summer...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2024 07:56 PM (2VYyL)

Hair is over-rated.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 08:02 PM (W/lyH)

131 "world's longest documented hair belongs to Xie Qiuping (China) at 5.627m (18 feet 5.54 in) when measured on 8 May 2004."

She must have neck stronk like bull

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 22, 2024 08:02 PM (ou9hh)

132 What about Alpacas and Stoats???
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2024 07:59 PM

Their respective AoSHQ Appreciation Associations have not applied to be included.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

133 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
BREAKING: Italy soccer (football) legend Gigi Riva dead aged 79 - federation

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 08:02 PM (2yu8s)

134
and our instruments did NOT bob up and down.

Mr. B Natural

https://youtu.be/cAKentKiGOY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2024 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

135 BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott says, in response to the Supreme Court’s ruling, he will continue to defend Texas' constitutional authority to secure the border and prevent the Biden administration from destroying our property.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 07:52 PM (2yu8s)

Good. Let's begin the beguine.

Fuck The Feds.

It's got to happen sooner or later. Our judiciary is simply lawless. Roberts doesn't want SCOTUS to me a source of conflict. Well, let's see what he's going to do now.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 08:03 PM (CsUN+)

136 Hair is over-rated.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 08:02 PM

Begun the Carpet/Hardwood War has.

Posted by: Yoda a DEI casting is at January 22, 2024 08:04 PM (a3Q+t)

137 >>> Maybe Abbot should retaliate by sending busloads of illegals to the homes of certain SC justices...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Have advance team set up "Immigrant Shelter" sign just before bus arrives.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 08:04 PM (cOq4q)

138 126
'The bottom line is SCOTUS decisions'

The bottom line is SCOTUS has too much power. It's high time to start treating their rulings as recommendations instead of giving it the force of law. Nothing would be lost if that happened.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 08:05 PM (roH4R)

139 Norman Jewison, Director of ‘In the Heat of the Night’ and ‘Moonstruck,’ Dies at 97
The Canadian filmmaker’s spectacular résumé also includes 'The Thomas Crown Affair,' 'Fiddler on the Roof,' 'The Cincinnati Kid' and seven Oscar nominations.

BY MIKE BARNES, DUANE BYRGE; JANUARY 22, 2024 12:29PM; Hollywood Reporter
Norman Jewison, the multifaceted filmmaker who could direct a racial drama (In the Heat of the Night), stylish thriller (The Thomas Crown Affair), musical (Fiddler on the Roof) or romantic comedy (Moonstruck) with the best of them, has died. He was 97.

Jewison died Saturday at home — his family does not want to specify exactly where — publicist Jeff Sanderson announced.

A seven-time Oscar nominee, Jewison received the prestigious Irving G. Thalberg Memorial Award from the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences in 1999.
http://tinyurl.com/38mr8e8d

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 08:05 PM (2yu8s)

140 Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM (OxQtr)

Sorry, Skip. Hope tomorrow is better for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2024 08:05 PM (XtRmM)

141 Drove by a golden eagle sitting atop some fence post, thing was huge, scared me so much I nearly drove off the road

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 08:05 PM (RjBju)

142 All things interesting @interesting_aIl Jan 21
Aleksandra Mirosław breaking the speedclimbing world record

Nice looking girl, too.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 08:05 PM (CsUN+)

143

Hair is over-rated.
Posted by: Diogenes

I resemble this remark.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2024 08:05 PM (2VYyL)

144 The penguin's sudden realization of its error reminds me of the time I absent-mindedly wandered into the ladies room at a posh restaurant: it was the same instantaneous sense of not belonging.
Posted by: Paco at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM

But you didn't leave a stench that takes weeks, if not more, to ameliorate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

145 Great idea about shipping illegals to Amy’s and John’s houses. They can seal them in a Catholic Charities conex.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 22, 2024 08:07 PM (PSvIq)

146 BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott says, in response to the Supreme Court’s ruling, he will continue to defend Texas' constitutional authority to secure the border and prevent the Biden administration from destroying our property.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 07:52 PM (2yu8s)

Good. Let's begin the beguine.

Fuck The Feds.

It's got to happen sooner or later. Our judiciary is simply lawless. Roberts doesn't want SCOTUS to me a source of conflict. Well, let's see what he's going to do now.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 08:03 PM (CsUN+)
***

Welcome Y'all from down here at Texas Tom's Technicals Galore. We got specials all week long for the man or woman who wants to turn that common, ordinary pickup into a true Texas Technical Fightin' Machine. We got roll bars, we got gun mounts. Need a firing port? We got 'em!
See you soon!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 08:08 PM (W/lyH)

147 144. But you didn't leave a stench that takes weeks, if not more, to ameliorate. - Ducanthrax

My dear fellow, of course not. I mean, I wasn't in there long enough, was I?

Posted by: Paco at January 22, 2024 08:09 PM (njExo)

148 Hair is over-rated.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 08:02 PM

Not as easy to maintain as hardwood. No embarrassing gray hairs

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 08:10 PM (RjBju)

149 Joy Reid: LGBT Kids ‘Feel Seen’ By Books About Child Rape

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 08:10 PM (WFBbt)

150 So Rapunzel - do guys like hair that long?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 22, 2024 08:10 PM (wtzaf)

151 Welcome Y'all from down here at Texas Tom's Technicals Galore. We got specials all week long for the man or woman who wants to turn that common, ordinary pickup into a true Texas Technical Fightin' Machine. We got roll bars, we got gun mounts. Need a firing port? We got 'em!
See you soon!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 08:08 PM

Got a HiLux, particularly in diesel, I'll take two.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

152 Guy gives his pet cobra a bath. And lives.

http://tinyurl.com/yc2537uh

Posted by: lost in space at January 22, 2024 08:11 PM (KSnea)

153 Joy Reid: LGBT Kids ‘Feel Seen’ By Books About Child Rape
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 08:10 PM (WFBbt)

The media gets it first.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 08:12 PM (R4t5M)

154 The bottom line is SCOTUS has too much power. It's high time to start treating their rulings as recommendations instead of giving it the force of law. Nothing would be lost if that happened.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 08:05 PM (roH4R)

Sort of like the Constitution is being treated?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 22, 2024 08:12 PM (hOUT3)

155 Roberts and Barrett side with libs! 👀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

ACB is effing AWFL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 22, 2024 08:13 PM (wtzaf)

156
Supreme Court rules 5-4 that Biden can tear down Texas barriers. Roberts and Barrett side with libs!

--

Not sure what the problem is. This was decided back in the 1860s when The Good Guys won.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Click to see the HQ after DeSantis concedes to Nikki at January 22, 2024 08:13 PM (2WOSG)

157 @152

>>Guy gives his pet cobra a bath. And lives.

There are just some people who are completely out of their gourds.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2024 08:13 PM (XV/Pl)

158 146 Can you rig up a pop up turret on a Kia Soul? Nothing fancy, just an M240.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 22, 2024 08:13 PM (0EOe9)

159 Guys that do live feeding vids are going to hell, bigly

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 08:13 PM (RjBju)

160 151

https://shorturl.at/hsRX8

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 22, 2024 08:14 PM (hOUT3)

161 >So Rapunzel - do guys like hair that long?

while it looks attractive, the reality is cumbersome and gets in the way

every activity is 'hey!- watch the hair, buddy!'

Posted by: Don Black at January 22, 2024 08:14 PM (geLO8)

162 rig up a pop up turret on a Kia Soul? Nothing fancy, just an M240.
Posted by: bil

Wasn't smfh a door gunner in a minivan?

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 08:15 PM (RjBju)

163 Falling rock absolutely obliterates compact car but don't worry, it appears that the passengers are shaken but unharmed, somehow.

It doesn't always work out that way. Back in mid-July 1985, my dad and I were attempting to cross Glacier National Park via Logan Pass but the gates to the pass were closed. We asked the ranger what was going on and he said a rock the size of a VW fell on a VW.

Oops.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 22, 2024 08:15 PM (/HDaX)

164 Kudos on supplying happy penguin content.

BTW, Hollywood created several longstanding penguin Fallacies. Chilly Willy interacted with Wally Walrus on several occasions. Likewise, Tennessee Tuxedo had a walrus pal named Chumley. This would never happen except in a zoo. Don't be sucked in!

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at January 22, 2024 08:15 PM (V5BDR)

165 Skip, hope things improve stat.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 22, 2024 08:15 PM (wtzaf)

166 Not sure why this appeared in my YouTube sidebar, but here are some otters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMUH05hZ3_8

You're welcome, nurse.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2024 08:16 PM (Wnv9h)

167 Rolling steel coils > falling rocks

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 08:16 PM (RjBju)

168 And give the cobra a nice scratch on the chin.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 08:16 PM (R4t5M)

169
Hair is over-rated.
Posted by: Diogenes

_________

If guys want to waste hormones growing hair, that's their business. I have other plans for mine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2024 08:16 PM (MoZTd)

170 Hmmm... interesting... 17,800 illegal votes cast in Fulton County GA in 2020....

But all the media wants to talk about is a couple of thousand votes FOUND for Biden in VA.

-

I'm not sure if ace has posted it, but there's a court case *right now* showing how easily the Dominion machines can be put into safe mode to allow fortification as needed. Style points = the tech guy did it with a pen he borrowed from the defense attorney:

"As reported earlier, during his testimony, Halderman was able to HACK A DOMINION VOTING MACHINE and change the tabulation in front of U.S. District Judge Amy Totenberg in the courtroom!"

http://tinyurl.com/536j87mk

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Click to see the HQ after DeSantis concedes to Nikki at January 22, 2024 08:16 PM (2WOSG)

171 The powers that be, like SCOTUS, are pushing people that have shown remarkable restraint, like border ranchers, to no longer feel restrained.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 22, 2024 08:17 PM (0EOe9)

172 It is funny that haley does not know that her decision to move the flag is not something to not brag about but something that permanently disqualifies her from consideration for office

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 08:18 PM (RjBju)

173 "As reported earlier, during his testimony, Halderman was able to HACK A DOMINION VOTING MACHINE and change the tabulation in front of U.S. District Judge Amy Totenberg in the courtroom!"

http://tinyurl.com/536j87mk
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Click to see the HQ after DeSantis concedes to Nikki at January 22, 2024 08:16 PM (2WOSG)

No standing, refers to events in the distant past!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 22, 2024 08:18 PM (hOUT3)

174 Diogenes @ 146-
I saw a whited-out F150 that looked like an up-armored technical, in Smith County. Probably just passing through, looked to be about $150K minimum.

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2024 08:19 PM (NxC5+)

175 The powers that be, like SCOTUS, are pushing people that have shown remarkable restraint, like border ranchers, to no longer feel restrained.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 22, 2024 08:17 PM (0EOe9)

Concur. If the federales are intent on ass raping you, then you might as well take a few out before your ass is bleeding. Blue Belly Bastards ain't doing their jobs no how, so who needs them.

Fuck The Feds.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2024 08:22 PM (R/m4+)

176 Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll
"So those representing the Georgia secretary, he asked the main counsel to borrow his pen that he was writing with. And then he goes over to the power button, leans down, he holds down the power button for between five to 10 seconds, probably 7 seconds, and it automatically puts the machine in safe mode.

And this reboot happens. And he then shows the judge the display and it shows a picture of the on off button as he’s pushing it for five to 10 seconds to instigate the reboot. But before you reboot the whole thing they'll
be something that comes up to ask if he wants to go into safe mode, and then he pushes. Yes. So it doesn’t shut it down or reboot. He just goes into safe mode. And that allows him to open up files and change the content of files."

THE JIG IS UP... EXCLUSIVE: Local Reporter Describes Election Expert Halderman Breaking into...
On Friday, in a Federal Court In Atlanta, Georgia, University of Michigan Professor of Computer Science and Engineering J. Alex Halderman testified [...]
http://tinyurl.com/y5mvud7n

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 08:23 PM (2yu8s)

177 167 Back when the rust belt was producing steel, hauling coils was considered very dangerous work by truckers. One little glitch and a lot of tonnage would go rogue. This brought FASH, Fraternal Association of Steel Haulers, a break away from the teamsters. Demanding more money for steel loads they deemed dangerous, they struck and went bat shit crazy, including snipers on overpasses. Wild times.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 22, 2024 08:23 PM (0EOe9)

178 Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll
Tea Leaves: AP, NYT, WaPo are all writing their conspiracy-theory-old-news-debunked stories right now targeting Professor Halderman (who btw is not a Republican).

Expect comparisons to P. T. Barnum, Snake Oil & Tinker Bell. "Experts" will say a lot of things but none will be even close to his experience.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 08:23 PM (2yu8s)

179 154
'Sort of like the Constitution is being treated?'

Exactly my point. Moving away from the Supreme Court as the deciders of what is constitutional to the states can only improve the rule of law. It certainly won't make things worse.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 08:24 PM (roH4R)

180 name field test

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Thank goodness the right-thinking level-headed pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 22, 2024 08:26 PM (2WOSG)

181 Long hair like that seems like it would fall out a lot. So there would be six foot blonde hairs everywhere.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 08:26 PM (XtkZj)

182 That wanted guy in Joliet? More bodies and details:

http://tinyurl.com/4evpd6df

Posted by: Ciampino - A bullet when they find him? at January 22, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt)

183 I love the scene in "The Heat of the Night" when Rod Steiger Says "yeah, oh yeah" to his fuck up deputy...Tibbs is a cop.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 22, 2024 08:27 PM (Z8Yh2)

184
Good. Let's begin the beguine.

Fuck The Feds.

It's got to happen sooner or later. Our judiciary is simply lawless. Roberts doesn't want SCOTUS to me a source of conflict. Well, let's see what he's going to do now.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 08:03 PM (CsUN+)
***

———-

How can the Feds just do stuff on non-Fed property without any warrant or any other actual authority to enter the property?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 22, 2024 08:27 PM (cMXNt)

185 "As reported earlier, during his testimony, Halderman was able to HACK A DOMINION VOTING MACHINE and change the tabulation in front of U.S. District Judge Amy Totenberg in the courtroom!"

***
Arrest him for threatening Our Democratzy!

Posted by: Fani & Stacy at January 22, 2024 08:27 PM (wtzaf)

186 Waiter! What's this hair doing in my soup... and salad... and entrée... and dessert??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 08:27 PM (2yu8s)

187 Skip, hope things improve stat.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 22, 2024 08:15 PM (wtzaf)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at January 22, 2024 08:28 PM (T4tVD)

188 That hairy chick must go through a shit load of conditioner.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 22, 2024 08:29 PM (Z8Yh2)

189 Short snack time then back to work

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2024 08:30 PM (OxQtr)

190 Defining the Constitution has been out of hand for a while. With SCOTUS voting on things, it's like bad decisions made by committee in WW1 France. Maybe we need somebody like a parliamentarian in Congress who gives a final answer. Somebody like Samuel L.Jackson. "Can't you ^%*$$& read &*^$? Show me where the ^8&%$ you just spewed from your sewer &*^^&*% is here, in plain, &&%$ English".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 22, 2024 08:30 PM (0EOe9)

191 Anyone watch The English?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 22, 2024 08:30 PM (wtzaf)

192 I was perusing LinkedIn and there’s a post from Disney advertising an internship program. There are 3 photos with 11 people total. Guess how many of the 11 are white males?

I’ll save you the suspense. Zero.

Message sent: no white men need apply.

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 08:31 PM (KBVr/)

193 How can the Feds just do stuff on non-Fed property without any warrant or any other actual authority to enter the property?

-

Probably the same as state-level stuff.

All you need is one fish and wildlife officer and you can go anywhere you want.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Thank goodness the right-thinking level-headed pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 22, 2024 08:31 PM (2WOSG)

194 That wanted guy in Joliet? More bodies and details:

http://tinyurl.com/4evpd6df
Posted by: Ciampino - A bullet when they find him? at January 22, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt)

Clearly a MAGA redneck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 08:31 PM (tkR6S)

195 191 Anyone watch The English?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 22, 2024 08:30 PM (wtzaf)

With Emily Blunt? Yeah, I enjoyed it. Decent series.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 08:32 PM (XtkZj)

196 was perusing LinkedIn and there’s a post from Disney advertising an internship program. There are 3 photos with 11 people total. Guess how many of the 11 are white males?

I’ll save you the suspense. Zero.

Message sent: no white men need apply.

The better question , why go to LinkedIn for anything?

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 08:33 PM (RjBju)

197 I hate LinkedIn but the whole damn company is on it and if you don't have 'activity', it's like you're not a cool kid.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 08:34 PM (XtkZj)

198 AlaBama, hair girl could plait watch chains for all us, at least those of us who been meaning to get a watch.

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2024 08:34 PM (NxC5+)

199 190
'committee in WW1 France'

I would rather have them in charge of the process than the USSOC right now. They at least cared whether their country survived (although barely competent).

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 22, 2024 08:34 PM (roH4R)

200 Diogenes @ 146-
I saw a whited-out F150 that looked like an up-armored technical, in Smith County. Probably just passing through, looked to be about $150K minimum.
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2024 08:19 PM (NxC5+)

I'm telling ya. Heck of a business opportunity.
All you need is some steel, piping, a welder.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 08:35 PM (W/lyH)

201 024 08:33 PM (RjBju)

197 I hate LinkedIn but the whole damn company is on it and if you don't have 'activity', it's like you're not a cool kid.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 08:34 PM (XtkZj)

I never engage but I am in there to see what’s happening in my field. There is a ton of stupidity and bullshit. But there are a few nuggets here and there worth looking at. Plus I do get recruiters contacting me often which is good to keep “engaged” with.

Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 08:37 PM (KBVr/)

202 Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX 1h
This is not over.

Texas' razor wire is an effective deterrent to the illegal crossings Biden encourages.

I will continue to defend Texas' constitutional authority to secure the border and prevent the Biden Admin from destroying our property.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 08:37 PM (2yu8s)

203 Rapunzel gives you any lip, just pull out a pack of Wrigley's. She'll shut up fast.

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2024 08:39 PM (dIske)

204 "As reported earlier, during his testimony, Halderman was able to HACK A DOMINION VOTING MACHINE and change the tabulation in front of U.S. District Judge Amy Totenberg in the courtroom!"

Correction: He did not hack the machine. He used it the way it was designed to be used (to cheat).

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 22, 2024 08:40 PM (wu87C)

205 Tomorrow:
SpaceX Starlink 7-11 Launch
Launch time: January 23rd at 4:35 p.m. PST
(7:35 p.m. EST, 0035 UTC)

http://tinyurl.com/2s4e6a9w

Calling Skip, ahoy Skip.

Posted by: Ciampino - 4th or 5th attempt at January 22, 2024 08:40 PM (qfLjt)

206 Florida, with close to 24 million people, a whole lot of them mullet-cut F150 drivers, the dominant grocery store here being Publix.

And Publix does not, DOES NOT, sell Slim Jims. I had to go across the street to, of course, a 7-11 to get some, and they were almost $7 for a pair of two-packs.

The 7-11 had two pickups gassing up, and a big black jacked up F150 parked in front.

WTF Publix? It reinforces my opinion of the chain as being as boringly white-bread as they come.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 22, 2024 08:41 PM (KiBMU)

207 Anyone watch The English?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
__________

They bear watching. You be careful out there among them English.

Posted by: The Amish at January 22, 2024 08:42 PM (Dm8we)

208 [O/T:] BREAKING:
@SebGorka
said on an X Space that Donald Trump has chosen his VP PICK! He gave four pieces of information, the choice is:
—A man
—A former politician
—A New Yorker
—Currently campaigning with Donald Trump

---------------

I'd say then that Rudy Guliani is likely Trump's VP pick.

Posted by: ShainS -- I have come here not to guide lambs, I have come here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 08:44 PM (/z9fK)

209 Ciampino's Rescue Kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another more extensive photo update #225 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well

https://is.gd/qyDILz

Posted by: Ciampino - update on the kitties at January 22, 2024 08:45 PM (qfLjt)

210 >>WTF Barrett?

Trump's SCOTUS appointments were from a list given him by GOPe.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2024 08:47 PM (SYTee)

211 Rudy 'Pant Down' Guliani?

Perfect. No way that's real.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 08:47 PM (XtkZj)

212 Mr . Gaga @ 206-
Are there still Gooding’s groceries in Florida? That place was the cat’s pajamas.

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2024 08:48 PM (NxC5+)

213 And Publix does not, DOES NOT, sell Slim Jims. I had to go across the street to, of course, a 7-11 to get some, and they were almost $7 for a pair of two-packs.

So I'll honestly ask ... how many Slim Jims can you eat at one time ?

Because we had to take a short lunch today. I grabbed an XTRA imitation Slim Jim, a Diet Coke, and a bag of Cheez Its.

The only thing I didn't finish was the damn imitation big Slim Jim. Because that's just too much ... everything.

Posted by: Snacks at January 22, 2024 08:49 PM (3DIGX)

214 Abbott needs to emphasize Constitutional RESPONSIBILITY to defend the border.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2024 08:49 PM (SYTee)

215 If Annecy is the Venice of France, what is the Rio de Janeiro of Belgium?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 22, 2024 08:51 PM (bo7UB)

216 Best CARE package I got in 'Nam was a Charles Potato Chip can loaded with Slim Jims, M&Ms, Beer Nuts, and those little bags of Planters Peanuts. Dad threw in some Blind Robins which I didn't have to share with the rest of the class.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 22, 2024 08:52 PM (0EOe9)

217 181 Long hair like that seems like it would fall out a lot. So there would be six foot blonde hairs everywhere.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 08:26 PM (XtkZj)
----
You worried your wife will find one?

Posted by: Ciampino - nice bewbs on Rapunzel at January 22, 2024 08:52 PM (qfLjt)

218 —A man
—A former politician
—A New Yorker
—Currently campaigning with Donald Trump

----------

The New York part rules out Jeb Bush

Also, "man"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 22, 2024 08:52 PM (bo7UB)

219 If Annecy is the Venice of France, what is the Rio de Janeiro of Belgium?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 22, 2024 08:51 PM (bo7UB)

Bruges?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 22, 2024 08:53 PM (wu87C)

220 Trump's SCOTUS appointments were from a list given him by GOPe.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2024 08:47 PM (SYTee)

Then piss on, for now and forever, giving either Trump or McConnell credit for those judges. They were just names passed on from the list. Your words ... not mine.

Posted by: Snacks at January 22, 2024 08:53 PM (3DIGX)

221 Demanding more money for steel loads they deemed dangerous, they struck and went bat shit crazy, including snipers on overpasses. Wild times.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

They also hung railroad ties at windshield height from overpasses.

Yes, those were lively times.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2024 08:54 PM (qoGsy)

222 If Annecy is the Venice of France, what is the Rio de Janeiro of Belgium?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 22, 2024 08:51 PM (bo7UB)

Oostende, obviously. Unless this was a rhetorical question.

Posted by: Retief at January 22, 2024 08:54 PM (J8zKO)

223 —A man
—A former politician
—A New Yorker
—Currently campaigning with Donald Trump

---------------

Lee Zeldin

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 22, 2024 08:55 PM (xPl2J)

224 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 22, 2024 08:55 PM (sAmhv)

225 Dad threw in some Blind Robins which I didn't have to share with the rest of the class.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

I'd have bet good money that my Dad was the only man in the Universe that enjoyed Blind Robins. I learned to eat them too eventually.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2024 08:56 PM (qoGsy)

226 Really nice interview of Catturd2 by Tucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Soy5Dx-wyM

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 22, 2024 08:58 PM (KBjAN)

227 225 Blind Robins and ice cold Blatz. Elegance in dining.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 22, 2024 08:59 PM (0EOe9)

228 144 The penguin's sudden realization of its error reminds me of the time I absent-mindedly wandered into the ladies room at a posh restaurant: it was the same instantaneous sense of not belonging.
Posted by: Paco at January 22, 2024 08:01 PM

But you didn't leave a stench that takes weeks, if not more, to ameliorate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)
----
Well he was going to the loo. The shock may have caused a premature evacuation.

Posted by: Ciampino - the food doesn't usually smell like the farts at January 22, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

229 Hey Ace. They are on to you.

Posted by: calbadger at January 22, 2024 09:02 PM (WRaOv)

230 I never understood the appeal of ice climbing. Dated a guy in high school who liked it, I thought he was nuts. I was right.

Posted by: mpfs, Burn Mouse Burn at January 22, 2024 09:03 PM (QTuUl)

231 The penguin's sudden realization of its error reminds me of the time I absent-mindedly wandered into the ladies room at a posh restaurant: it was the same instantaneous sense of not belonging.

This penguin talk, seriously, reminds me of my two dawgs. As I remind them, daily ... you are dawgs, so, as such, some of this is just typical pain in the ass dawg.

Yet, you are both dawgs. So some of this is also your personal pain in the ass dawg shit, above and beyond typical dawg.

Yet again, your are my dawgs. Hence, my personal pains in the ass. I wonder if penguins would be all that different.

Posted by: Snacks at January 22, 2024 09:05 PM (3DIGX)

232 Ah, yes. Nooks and crannies. You use this word?

Posted by: weird belgian criminal at January 22, 2024 09:06 PM (pjs7m)

233 Protip: It's always the idler pulley.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 22, 2024 09:06 PM (XV/Pl)

234 My paternal grandmother told me she had hair down to her ankles when she was a young woman. It was due to her family's religion. She said it gave her terrible headaches. She was able to cut it when she married. She and her family moved from NC to Oklahoma Territory by covered wagon. Wish I had paid more attention to her stories, heck even my Mom and Dad's. My family, both sides, lived hard lives.

Posted by: javems at January 22, 2024 09:06 PM (8I4hW)

235 I never understood the appeal of ice climbing. Dated a guy in high school who liked it, I thought he was nuts. I was right.

Ever date a guy, in cold weather, that insisted on short sleeves ? Same kind of guy. Exactly the same.

Posted by: Snacks at January 22, 2024 09:07 PM (3DIGX)

236 Ha, ha! Look at that little ape run!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 22, 2024 09:07 PM (fY84s)

237 >>>229 Hey Ace. They are on to you.

Posted by: calbadger

what's this mean?

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 09:08 PM (KRtlO)

238 Wish I had paid more attention to her stories, heck even my Mom and Dad's. My family, both sides, lived hard lives.

Posted by: javems at January 22, 2024 09:06 PM (8I4hW)

They ever tell you about the one where they had to cut her hair, because if fell off the edge of wagon and either into the wheels or horse tackle or the such ?

Nah. I bet they skipped the real plains story where they just cut that shit and let it grown back out once they got where they were going.

Posted by: Snacks at January 22, 2024 09:09 PM (3DIGX)

239 Contractor showed up today. Its high thirties out. He is in shorts and a tank top. "Shorts and a tank top dude?" says I. He grew up in Wisconsin. Nuff said.

Posted by: DOYLE at January 22, 2024 09:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

240 what's this mean?
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 09:08 PM (KRtlO)

Flee! All is discovered.

Posted by: Arthur Conan Doyle at January 22, 2024 09:10 PM (tkR6S)

241 RMBS.

Please. Those are river otters. Nasty, aggressive, evil river otters. They will attack you and rape you.

Sea otters are sweet. They float around on their backs grooming their babies and eating sea urchins. They hold hands while they sleep! Did you know that?!?!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2024 09:11 PM (MZ8pM)

242 230 I never understood the appeal of ice climbing. Dated a guy in high school who liked it, I thought he was nuts. I was right.

Posted by: mpfs, Burn Mouse Burn at January 22, 2024 09:03 PM (QTuUl)
----
Well it's easier to hammer in pitons anywhere in ice rather than looking for existing cracks in rocks.

Posted by: Ciampino - Never done that foolish stuff at January 22, 2024 09:11 PM (qfLjt)

243 I had hair (no really) down past my shoulders 70-76. We were all called Jesus freaks.

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2024 09:11 PM (NxC5+)

244 Please. Those are river otters. Nasty, aggressive, evil river otters. They will attack you and rape you.

Which is sexy as hell.

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at January 22, 2024 09:12 PM (pjs7m)

245 gave four pieces of information, the choice is:
—A man
—A former politician
—A New Yorker
—Currently campaigning with Donald Trump
Posted by: ShainS

it's going to be Bloomberg, isnt' it?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 09:13 PM (IG4Id)

246 I had hair (no really) down past my shoulders 70-76.

==

one of the Brothers Gibb ! from a different father. and mother....

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 09:13 PM (V13WU)

247 Posted by: Eromero

Did your ride in a chartreuse micro-bus.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 22, 2024 09:13 PM (wu87C)

248 Ha, ha! Look at that little ape run!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 22, 2024 09:07 PM (fY84s)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Howard Cosell at January 22, 2024 09:14 PM (aD39U)

249 Trump's SCOTUS appointments were from a list given him by GOPe.

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2024 08:47 PM (SYTee)

From The Federalist Society Federal court judges too

Posted by: LASue at January 22, 2024 09:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

250 245 Lefty from Mulberry Street.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 22, 2024 09:15 PM (0EOe9)

251 it's going to be Bloomberg, isnt' it?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 09:13 PM (IG4Id)

Isn't he a runt? (I may have spelled that wrong.)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 09:15 PM (tkR6S)

252 gave four pieces of information, the choice is:
—A man
—A former politician
—A New Yorker
—Currently campaigning with Donald Trump

Let it be the Rents Too High Guy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 22, 2024 09:16 PM (aD39U)

253 Isn't he a runt? (I may have spelled that wrong.)

Rould be.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 22, 2024 09:16 PM (wu87C)

254 They hold hands while they sleep! Did you know that?!?!

Baby Sea Otter ... "Mommy, will I ever find one of those soft humans to grab and cuddle and have for my own ?"

Mother Sea Otter ... "Oh yes, of course you will. It'll happen for you, my big strong Sea Lion of the Sea. When the time is right, you'll know. She'll have her back turned, confident and pretty. And then you'll claim her for your own."

Baby Sea Otter ... "Oh Mama, I love you."

Mother Sea Otter ... "And you'll love here just the same. Stronger, but the same. Now go to sleep, my little Sea Cow."

Posted by: Sea Otter at January 22, 2024 09:17 PM (3DIGX)

255 gave four pieces of information, the choice is:
—A man
—A former politician
—A New Yorker
—Currently campaigning with Donald Trump

==
Bill de Blasio !

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 09:17 PM (V13WU)

256 Note my post time. The Rapunzel video is still there. I have also saved it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hairy experience at January 22, 2024 09:18 PM (qfLjt)

257 Noted GunTuber Paul Harrell has passed.

Pancreatic cancer took him fast.

RIP.

Posted by: ChupaMe at January 22, 2024 09:21 PM (fzebt)

258 237 >>>229 Hey Ace. They are on to you.

Posted by: calbadger

what's this mean?
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 09:08 PM (KRtlO)

I always feeel like, somebody's watching meeeeee

And I have no privacy.

Oh whoa oh

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 09:21 PM (XtkZj)

259 @ 254-
You wrote that bear story, didn’t you?

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2024 09:21 PM (NxC5+)

260 Noted GunTuber Paul Harrell has passed.
Pancreatic cancer took him fast.
RIP.
Posted by: ChupaMe at January 22, 2024 09:21 PM (fzebt)

Damn. Paul was a good dude.

RIP Brother.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2024 09:22 PM (R/m4+)

261 Why cock tease your VP pick? Just announce it already.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 22, 2024 09:23 PM (wNewd)

262 You wrote that bear story, didn’t you?

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2024 09:21 PM (NxC5+)

Seriously ? Its not that I can write the bear story. Why can't everyone write the bear story ?

Posted by: Sea Otter at January 22, 2024 09:24 PM (3DIGX)

263 255 gave four pieces of information, the choice is:
—A man
—A former politician
—A New Yorker
—Currently campaigning with Donald Trump

==
Bill de Blasio !
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 09:17 PM (V13WU)

Zombie Ed Koch

Posted by: LASue at January 22, 2024 09:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

264 Hey Ace. They are on to you.
Posted by: calbadger

what's this mean?
Posted by: ace

All is discovered! Fly at once!

Posted by: A. C. Doyle at January 22, 2024 09:24 PM (DgGvY)

265 too slow.

Posted by: mikeski at January 22, 2024 09:25 PM (DgGvY)

266 Why cock tease your VP pick? Just announce it already.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 22, 2024 09:23 PM (wNewd)

Again, seriously ? To do a cock-tease means attention. And that's Trump.

Posted by: Sea Otter at January 22, 2024 09:26 PM (3DIGX)

267 255 gave four pieces of information, the choice is:
—A man
—A former politician
—A New Yorker
—Currently campaigning with Donald Trump

==
Bill de Blasio !
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 09:17 PM (V13WU)

Barely transitioned Hillary Clinton

Posted by: LASue at January 22, 2024 09:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

268 255 gave four pieces of information, the choice is:
—A man
—A former politician
—A New Yorker
—Currently campaigning with Donald Trump

It’s a trick question. The answer is Donald Trump. He’s going to be his own VP.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 22, 2024 09:26 PM (wu87C)

269 Maybe it's Don Jr

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 09:27 PM (XtkZj)

270 Again, seriously ? To do a cock-tease means attention. And that's Trump.
Posted by: Sea Otter at January 22, 2024 09:

Thats definitely not how the 8th grade boys at my jr high used it.

Posted by: LASue at January 22, 2024 09:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

271 Trump's Veep?

Donald. Trump. Junior.

*lays nickel out on the table*

And I'm puttin' my money on that bet!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2024 09:29 PM (e6UQI)

272 I always feeel like, somebody's watching meeeeee
And I have no privacy.
Oh whoa oh
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 09:21 PM

Dude. You stepped forward, and made your attempt to grab the brass ring. And you succeeded!

You will forever be the inaugural member of the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Association Hall of Fame. Ten thousand years from now, Yoko's singing will be played, whilst the ONT Community stands and memorializes you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 09:29 PM (a3Q+t)

273 It’s a trick question. The answer is Donald Trump. He’s going to be his own VP.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline

I'm pretty sure that bit about the Pres and VP not being from the same state also applies if they're the same guy.

They can be, but the Electors from their state can't vote for both of them. This would lead to a Trump/Harris presidency, for the lulz.

Posted by: mikeski at January 22, 2024 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

274 That picture of Annecy is absolutely gorgeous I may try to sketch it .

Posted by: LASue at January 22, 2024 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

275
Dude. You stepped forward, and made your attempt to grab the brass ring. And you succeeded!

You will forever be the inaugural member of the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Association Hall of Fame. Ten thousand years from now, Yoko's singing will be played, whilst the ONT Community stands and memorializes you!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 09:29 PM (a3Q+t

I just want to thank God, and my manager Fred. If not for Fred, I'd have never even heard of the IYOAAHoF.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 09:31 PM (XtkZj)

276
I am more enthusiastic about Lee Zeldin than Donald Trump.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2024 09:31 PM (j4U/Z)

277 Again, seriously ? To do a cock-tease means attention. And that's Trump.
Posted by: Sea Otter at January 22, 2024 09:

--

Also people spreading the news and discussing it and building curiosity without Trump spending a penny on a single ad.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Thank goodness the right-thinking level-headed pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil Wa at January 22, 2024 09:31 PM (yqqF2)

278 Guys that do live feeding vids are going to hell, bigly

Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 08:13 PM (RjBju)

But not guys that do live rape and murder vids in Israel on October 7! Those guys just might be Jewish psyops elements!

I'm just saying... Why trust the live feeds after all the other lies?!?!

- N -

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 22, 2024 09:32 PM (/nCD+)

279 I'm not announcing my VP pick either.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 22, 2024 09:32 PM (XtkZj)

280 I don’t write stories. I can’t spell and my grammar is primitive. All I write is slam poetry and haikus. And incident reports.

Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2024 09:33 PM (NxC5+)

281 Abbot should take EVERY SINGLE PERSON who crosses his border illegally to Washington DC.

By plane. Drop em off.

Then send the feds the bill

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 22, 2024 09:35 PM (UOtXw)

282 Thats definitely not how the 8th grade boys at my jr high used it.

Posted by: LASue at January 22, 2024 09:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

Gonna' go out on a limb here. Surprised you went here. But here we go.

Yes, you are correct. 8th grade boys are not capable of a "cock tease". Even at that age. They're getting to the point where they're trying to give it away.

They'll do the "look at how strong I am" tease. Hence most of the existence of middle and high school sports.

And boys from rich families, that are typical peckers, will do the "look at my money" tease. But even then, they can't do a "cock tease".

Because that's never, ever, the commodity in demand or negotiation. Unless you're a Sea Otter, and Nurse has back turned.

Posted by: Sea Otter at January 22, 2024 09:35 PM (3DIGX)

283 Is Vivek from NY? If not him then maybe a Cuomo -The non- nipple ring one

Posted by: LASue at January 22, 2024 09:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

284 It’s a trick question. The answer is Donald Trump. He’s going to be his own VP.

===

LOL!

"I wish there were more like me!"

--DJT

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 09:36 PM (V13WU)

285 I see Jamie Lee.Curtis has announced her pronouns for the Oscars.

*taps Giv-O-Shit meter*

Nothing

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 09:37 PM (W/lyH)

286 Who is the New york congressman who got punted for falsely claiming to be a fudgepacker?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 09:38 PM (tkR6S)

287 Because that's never, ever, the commodity in demand or negotiation.
Posted by: Sea Otter at January 22, 2024 09:35 PM

This is not, how you say, correctomundo.

Posted by: Paolo at January 22, 2024 09:39 PM (a3Q+t)

288 Trump's VP will be Barron. Too young? Hardly. At the convention, an older, buffer Barron will emerge from a portal to the future, announcing: "Father. the hour is short but it's not yet too late."

Posted by: make america's future great again at January 22, 2024 09:39 PM (pjs7m)

289 I see Jamie Lee.Curtis has announced her pronouns for the Oscars.

Putting the cock in cocktail dress. Have you ever seen a woman, with even a hint of androgynous, try to bring more attention to it late than Jamie Lee ?

No. The easy answer is No. She's Batman, screaming at you that she's the one the symbol in the night is calling.

Posted by: Sea Otter at January 22, 2024 09:40 PM (3DIGX)

290 149 Joy Reid: LGBT Kids ‘Feel Seen’ By Books About Child Rape
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 08:10 PM (WFBbt)

So.
She's admitting something, here.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 22, 2024 09:40 PM (Rbu5d)

291 I see Jamie Lee.Curtis has announced her pronouns for the Oscars.
*taps Giv-O-Shit meter*
Nothing
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 09:37 PM

Are you positive? If you haven't recently replaced them, check the batteries. Cold temperatures often affect them negatively, possibly even terminally.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 09:41 PM (a3Q+t)

292 Are you positive? If you haven't recently replaced them, check the batteries. Cold temperatures often affect them negatively, possibly even terminally.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 09:41 PM (a3Q+t)

I have one of the hand-crank Give-O-Shit meters, with the little dynamo inside it, but I can't be assed to turn the crank.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 09:44 PM (tkR6S)

293
They also hung railroad ties at windshield height from overpasses.

The War Wagon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2024 09:45 PM (63Dwl)

294 I have one of the hand-crank Give-O-Shit meters, with the little dynamo inside it, but I can't be assed to turn the crank.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 09:44 PM

Have you considered building a steam engine that could be connected to the crank mechanism via a belt and wheel?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 09:48 PM (a3Q+t)

295 Have you considered building a steam engine that could be connected to the crank mechanism via a belt and wheel?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 09:48 PM (a3Q+t)

That would necessitate me giving a shit, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 09:49 PM (tkR6S)

296 That would necessitate me giving a shit, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 09:49 PM

But how will you know you don't GaS, unless the GaS meter gives you that feedback?

We're approaching rapidly a Schröedinger's Cat situation here. You don't want to be the one who initiates a quantum shift in the Universe now, do you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 09:53 PM (a3Q+t)

297 This quantum shift could well be what Ace was presaging with the title of this Café, "Danger Close"!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 09:55 PM (a3Q+t)

298 It's got to happen sooner or later. Our judiciary is simply lawless. Roberts doesn't want SCOTUS to me a source of conflict. Well, let's see what he's going to do now.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 08:03 PM (CsUN+)

Chief Justice Roger B Taney tried to keep the SC neutral in Dredd Scott and so made the civil war inevitable

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2024 09:55 PM (D7oie)

299 Rapunzel vid:

Crystal Gayle had pretty long hair herself.

(learned that from a recent ONT)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2024 09:55 PM (MOE4m)

300 We're approaching rapidly a Schröedinger's Cat situation here. You don't want to be the one who initiates a quantum shift in the Universe now, do you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 09:53 PM (a3Q+t)

Hey, LET HIM! Maybe it will counteract the shift we went through when they lit off the Hadron Collider?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 09:55 PM (xaFKb)

301 We're approaching rapidly a Schröedinger's Cat situation here. You don't want to be the one who initiates a quantum shift in the Universe now, do you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 22, 2024 09:53 PM (a3Q+t)

It is a vicious circle of indifference.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2024 09:55 PM (tkR6S)

302 Connect the crank to your toilet paper dispenser. That way you can give a shit when you take shit.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 22, 2024 09:56 PM (wu87C)

303 We're approaching rapidly a Schröedinger's Cat situation here. You don't want to be the one who initiates a quantum shift in the Universe now, do you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I am not at all sure we want to see AoP when he gives a shit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 22, 2024 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

304 It's got to happen sooner or later. Our judiciary is simply lawless. Roberts doesn't want SCOTUS to me a source of conflict. Well, let's see what he's going to do now.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 08:03 PM (CsUN+)

He declared that without justification under the law, the Fed Gov can destroy State property, which is on PRIVATE Property.

So illegal alien privileges, trump Property Rights... how... interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 09:57 PM (xaFKb)

305 Noood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 22, 2024 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

306 299 Rapunzel vid:

Crystal Gayle had pretty long hair herself.

(learned that from a recent ONT)
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Loretta Lynn's sister.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 22, 2024 09:58 PM (sAmhv)

307 The better question , why go to LinkedIn for anything?
Posted by: N at January 22, 2024 08:33 PM (RjBju)

That's where Nikki supposedly is getting all her campaign funding,

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2024 10:01 PM (D7oie)

308 Hmmm... interesting thought, has any State sent the Feds a Bill, to cover all the money they have to pay for illegals?

The Illegals the Feds are allowing in?

Heck, they could even pass a State Law saying we are not liable... then send the bill to the Feds.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 10:01 PM (xaFKb)

309 So illegal alien privileges, trump Property Rights... how... interesting.
Posted by: Romeo13

Almost like we will really NEED those 15 minute "cities", comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 22, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

310 The Conservative Movement is a cock tease. Honeydrippers and Nikki Haley trippers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 22, 2024 10:04 PM (fY84s)

311 Snake: "You think I'm PURRING, motherf***er?"

Posted by: mnw at January 22, 2024 10:10 PM (NLIak)

312 . . . Michael Malice.

. . . Dennis Miller

. . . . Dave Rubin

. . . Dave Smith . . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)

313 I don’t write stories. I can’t spell and my grammar is primitive. All I write is slam poetry and haikus. And incident reports.
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2024 09:33 PM (NxC5+)

a professionally written incident report is a thing of beauty. It has to shine in providing information and sequence of actions, reflect the very finest in the tradition of technical writing, and make absolutely clear that nothing that happened was either your fault or even within your ability to affect or prevent.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2024 10:28 PM (D7oie)

314 I all the time used to study article in news papers but now as
I am a user of net thus from now I am using net for posts, thanks to web.

Posted by: haircare at January 30, 2024 11:03 AM (ijai6)

315 Hey there! I just wanted to ask if you ever have any trouble
with hackers? My last blog (wordpress) was hacked and I ended
up losing a few months of hard work due to no back up.
Do you have any methods to stop hackers?

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